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DLHS Hour 2 | What Had Happened was Friday · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the day he can show you a twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: sixth edition. This is what Faltered, I, popular YouTuber, said
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  Speaker 1: about whether you dave black women or not.
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  Speaker 2: Would I ever date a black girl? I mean yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but see, like my taste in black women's a little
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  Speaker 2: bit more refined than the average black women you find nowadays.
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  Speaker 2: Like I like the Lauren Hale type of black women,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the Pam Greer or the Tisha Campbell kind
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  Speaker 2: of black women. Like why is it every time I
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  Speaker 2: walk through a mall or I walked into a convenience store,
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  Speaker 2: all the women there look like glow Rilla or sexy Red.
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  Speaker 2: It's like those women just look like science experiments from
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  Speaker 2: the CIA meant to destroy the Black community. So like,
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  Speaker 2: if you're saying that, hey man, do you think like
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  Speaker 2: low Rilla sexy?
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  Speaker 3: Hell no.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you got me a girl that looked like
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  Speaker 2: Patrice Russian, then all day, every day, let's get a Kraken.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna curse my children with a mother
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  Speaker 2: that goes ski ye.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: One of the things I do like about people. I
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  Speaker 1: like when people give you their envarnished opinion and that's
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  Speaker 1: really and you don't have to hear it or like it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't necessarily like what he is saying or that
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  Speaker 1: he is saying it. But I you know, that's that
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  Speaker 1: would ever be on my radar unless you know we
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  Speaker 1: were doing this show. But do you think he had
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  Speaker 1: a point.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to the voms.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I would be the first take offense to
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  Speaker 6: a white person saying something derogatory against our race. But
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  Speaker 6: it's like throwing a liarm clock in the gray yard.
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  Speaker 6: We need to wake up. So what he said, you
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  Speaker 6: know what I'm saying When he says a scientific experiment
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  Speaker 6: trying to destroy the black race, it is and we
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  Speaker 6: need to wake up and get our act together.
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  Speaker 4: So I mean, you know, I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I really don't take offense to what he's saying. Man,
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  Speaker 6: you we need to get together, you know, and stop
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  Speaker 6: being so stop being so ghetto.
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  Speaker 8: I think the message was fought on maybe not the
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  Speaker 8: right messenger, however, that is his choice, that is his preference.
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  Speaker 8: And the one thing he forgot in that message was
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  Speaker 8: the black women and the young girls that you see
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  Speaker 8: out at about with their bonnet and their pajamas. Don't
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  Speaker 8: no man of any caliber or quality man wants to
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  Speaker 8: date a woman that comes out looking like that.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I don't have a problem with what the
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  Speaker 9: guy saying. He's right, who wants the you know, the
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  Speaker 9: no get old woman today? You know, he wants some
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  Speaker 9: more refined woman. And I have no problem with that.
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  Speaker 9: And I don't see why WADA have a problem with it.
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  Speaker 9: He don't want that, So why is it wrong if
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  Speaker 9: a white man say that.
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  Speaker 10: As a black woman, I totally agree with him. I
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  Speaker 10: also teach high school and the colored wigs and all
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  Speaker 10: of that. It's the meaning to the real beauty of
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  Speaker 10: a black woman.
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  Speaker 7: Now, don't get me wrong.
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  Speaker 10: We a Vivee Gooda took some glow, real hits, but
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  Speaker 10: sexa red looks like a walking ass trade with koul
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  Speaker 10: Aid filled any I cannot deal with the colored hair,
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  Speaker 10: and I agree with him totally.
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  Speaker 6: It is not beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think is the greatest toxic father of all time?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: The greatest. Now I wouldn't necessarily call these people toxic,
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  Speaker 1: but I think by today's standards, who is the greatest
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  Speaker 1: toxic father of all time?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: If you asked Peter Turner, I think it was Ike.
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  Speaker 4: Ike was Ike was because you know that was that
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  Speaker 4: was her daddy. So yeah, yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 7: I got there.
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  Speaker 11: Joseph Jackson, Yes, he was, really he was.
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  Speaker 8: First of all, he was an oxsist.
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  Speaker 11: He wanted everything his way.
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  Speaker 12: He did have some good qualities, but his toxicity overshadowed
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  Speaker 12: all of those things.
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  Speaker 11: He always had to be a part of.
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  Speaker 8: Everything his kids did.
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  Speaker 10: He just he ruled with a really hard hand and
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  Speaker 10: sometimes it was just over the top.
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  Speaker 8: He had just big toxic waves.
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  Speaker 4: The greatest toxic father, I would have to say Joe
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  Speaker 4: Jackson just his whole outfit. Man. He tried to, you know,
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  Speaker 4: take well, he took his family to the top, and
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  Speaker 4: he tried to protect his family. So I'm looking at
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  Speaker 4: his toxic and overprotective. But I had to give it
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  Speaker 4: to Joe Jackson.
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  Speaker 9: Donald Trump is the worst of all time. Five kids,
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  Speaker 9: three baby mamas, and then some.
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  Speaker 7: Joe Jackson baby.
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  Speaker 9: So he would Mike tell Mike turned out grateful with though.
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  Speaker 7: For me, unequivocally, without a doubt, it's Daddy de Barge.
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  Speaker 7: All the heinous and despicable things he did to the daughter,
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  Speaker 7: and not just the daughter, but the son's too. It's
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  Speaker 7: no wondered that a few of them that ended their
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  Speaker 7: lives tragically, as I said unequivocally, Daddy the barge.
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  Speaker 1: So it's what it happened. Was And the study shows
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  Speaker 1: the seventy five percent of woman would not marry somebody
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  Speaker 1: who was unemployed. With your programs, would you marry somebody who?
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  Speaker 9: Ah that was?
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  Speaker 1: That seems such a redundant question, but we're going to
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  Speaker 1: ask it anyway.
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  Speaker 7: You said, I did.
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  Speaker 13: Marry someone that didn't have a job. In fact, they
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  Speaker 13: didn't have a job the first ten years of our marriage,
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  Speaker 13: and I inadvertently helped them get through school get their degree,
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  Speaker 13: and they properly left me and the kids.
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  Speaker 7: So would I do that again? No? No, do I
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  Speaker 7: coach my daughters.
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  Speaker 13: Yes, do not marry someone that's unemployed. If they're worth
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  Speaker 13: waiting for, wait for them. But I don't get a job,
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  Speaker 13: then do it.
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  Speaker 5: I absolutely cannot do it. I cannot marry a woman
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  Speaker 5: who doesn't have a job. I want a wife, not
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  Speaker 5: a daughter. I feel like I have to put you
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  Speaker 5: on my taxes and everything like that. Uh Na, that
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  Speaker 5: couldn't happen. She got to stand on her own two feet.
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  Speaker 5: I stand on my own two feet. We put our
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  Speaker 5: money together and we grow.
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  Speaker 11: So The question is would have married someone unemployed? There
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  Speaker 11: are two level There are levels of unemployed, and the
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  Speaker 11: two right off the bat that I find acceptable are
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  Speaker 11: retired or heir to a mega fortune. So we can
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  Speaker 11: both island hop and country search. But yeah, retired and
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  Speaker 11: heir to a mega fortune, and we get some we
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  Speaker 11: got something to work with.
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  Speaker 9: I can't afford to marry anybody who's unemployed.
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  Speaker 11: I'm a professional educator.
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  Speaker 4: I can bab to take care of myself.
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  Speaker 11: So no, I would not marry anybody who's unemployed.
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  Speaker 13: I would marry someone who's unemployed because I've been so
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  Speaker 13: successful in my career, and I would share the rest
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  Speaker 13: depending on how I'm treated.
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  Speaker 5: Uh No, I ain't no way I can marry a
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  Speaker 5: broke woman.
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  Speaker 7: For one.
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  Speaker 5: A broke woman is an itch if we have nothing
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  Speaker 5: in commony. If you broke now, we can have sex.
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  Speaker 5: I can have sex with the broke woman. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: might even leave something on a dresser. But as far
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  Speaker 5: as marrying one, no, no, no, no, no, we're not
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  Speaker 5: going to start off that way. That would never ever happen.
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  Speaker 11: Absolutely lie.
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  Speaker 12: I mean everything is expensive. Everything is expensive. Now if
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  Speaker 12: it was my man and we've been together for some
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  Speaker 12: years and something has happened, then that's something that I
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  Speaker 12: could consider. You know, you don't turn your back on
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  Speaker 12: your man or your woman that you've been with and
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  Speaker 12: building with. I don't care if you've got married yet
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  Speaker 12: or not, but just dating a guy and he's just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 12: I hang out all day at home, even if he's
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  Speaker 12: able to support himself. I just feel like a man
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  Speaker 12: and a woman needs to be doing something every day
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  Speaker 12: other than not working.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time to give a deserving say one of the
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  Speaker 1: Shoeboy of the.
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  Speaker 3: Week Award, and now it's time for the shoe Beauty
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  Speaker 3: of the Week Award. Dash is an American entrepreneur, music producer,
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  Speaker 3: and executive producer Ah's Good, Good, and Terrible. He's best
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  Speaker 3: known for co founding Rockefeller Records with jay Z in
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  Speaker 3: nineteen ninety four and for managing jay Z early in
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  Speaker 3: his career. Dash is also the co founder of the
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  Speaker 3: successful street Where brand Rockaware jay Z. So why is
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  Speaker 3: Dame Dash this week's recipient of the Shoe Booty of
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  Speaker 3: the Week Award? Also the question Dame gets the shoe
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  Speaker 3: Booty because his disk track was whack?
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  Speaker 6: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Dame?
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be balling if not for jay Z decided
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  Speaker 3: to release a dish track about jay Z and Cameron.
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  Speaker 3: He so right out the gate. What fifty five year
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  Speaker 3: old man wants to put out a disc track. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not saying it's childish, but at this age he should
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  Speaker 3: be dropping off grandkids, not beats. At his age, it's
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  Speaker 3: not rap. It's a midlife crisis calling nine to one one.
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  Speaker 3: The song is called cheek Teeth. It sounds like it
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  Speaker 3: was written at recess and recorded in a bathroom. It
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  Speaker 3: talks about bad breath in him and pooh. I hate
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  Speaker 3: to call his song whack, but I did earlier. It
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  Speaker 3: sounds like what happens when ambition records without talent showing up.
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  Speaker 3: It makes elevator music feel like a club banger. It's
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  Speaker 3: so bad the ghostwriter ghosted it. It doesn't stop there.
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  Speaker 3: He's doing a song called cheek Teeth and densher Dame's
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  Speaker 3: teeth fell out his mouth live on stream TV. You
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  Speaker 3: can't write stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no no, that's.
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  Speaker 3: Like fronting with no fronts. I think snaggle Puss Dash
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  Speaker 3: knows he's not hot anymore. He talks like he's still relevant.
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  Speaker 3: Rockefeller Records isn't hot anymore. RockA Ware hasn't been hot
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  Speaker 3: since the nineties, and no one saying, yo, Dame Dash
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  Speaker 3: is fire at this stage in his career, Dame Dash
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  Speaker 3: should be on Shark Tank, but he really should be
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  Speaker 3: on Intervention for that. I'm still a Mobil addiction. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: pond Stars for that. I discover jay Z and Kanye story.
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  Speaker 3: He's away. His whole ego house is built on past
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  Speaker 3: glory and that house needs renovating. Oh that's good, that's man,
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  Speaker 3: And that's why the shoot Booty of the Week award
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  Speaker 3: goes to name Dash. Now here's a swift kick in
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  Speaker 3: the ass, all right,