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Ryan Bridge: A travel advisory for the city of Wellington · Early Edition with Ryan Bridge

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  Speaker 1: This is a travel advisory for the City of Wellington.
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  Speaker 1: Do not travel to New Zealand's capital. Environment considered dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: Basic necessities like flat whites and pints very difficult to find.
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  Speaker 1: Government ordered crackdown on civil servants currently in action a
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  Speaker 1: warning other civil servants may be hiding inside their homes
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  Speaker 1: and not immediately visible on city streets. Risk of political
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  Speaker 1: turmoil and unrest is extreme. Infrastructure in a perilous state.
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  Speaker 1: Access to fresh water quite limited, burst water in sewage
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  Speaker 1: pipes scattered across the city. Check for feces before you
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  Speaker 1: go swimming in the harbour pleas waters freezing, to watch
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  Speaker 1: that in case of an emergency. Car parks difficult to find.
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  Speaker 1: Cycle wags are plenty, but treacherous weather and wind conditions
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  Speaker 1: make use incredibly difficult. City in a state of utter
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  Speaker 1: chaos with little to no control by Lord Mayor Tory Farno.
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  Speaker 1: Specific populations asked to avoid Sky Stadium include the All Blacks.
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  Speaker 1: They've lost six tests in a row at the venue.
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  Speaker 1: Chance of further losses highly likely. If All Blacks unsure
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  Speaker 1: which venue the Spilleton refers to please look for the
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  Speaker 1: urine yellow colored seating. They call it the cake tin.
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  Speaker 1: If travel is absolutely essential, please exercise extreme caution. Take
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  Speaker 1: your own water, coffee, alcohol, lunch, body armor, a pen
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  Speaker 1: and paper, and a calculator and chat GPT to help
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  Speaker 1: decode the mayor's mixed messaging. Dress for disappointment, pack for evacuation,
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  Speaker 1: and if somebody tries to sell you a cheap car
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