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- 0:01Speaker 1: Ninety eight point A story out of Ohio has gone
- 0:04Speaker 1: viral about a squirrel who caused a power outage at
- 0:08Speaker 1: a government facility. Wow, as it so happens, My cousin,
- 0:12Speaker 1: Diana is a journalist in Ohio, and the squirrel is
- 0:16Speaker 1: holding a press conference regarding the incident. My cousin was
- 0:21Speaker 1: granted exclusive reporting access, so she's letting us patch into
- 0:25Speaker 1: the conference right now.
- 0:32Speaker 2: Could you state you were full name for us, mister
- 0:35Speaker 2: full cheeks, Mister full cheeks, where were you on the
- 0:39Speaker 2: night of February twentieth? On February twentieth, I was in
- 0:44Speaker 2: my nest, hanging out, sitting down and watching the last
- 0:47Speaker 2: episode of A Night of the Seven Kingdoms.
- 0:50Speaker 1: You have been accused of causing the outage that knocked
- 0:54Speaker 1: out phone and internet services at government facilities, including the
- 0:59Speaker 1: County Prosecutor's office.
- 1:01Speaker 3: What do you say to those charges?
- 1:02Speaker 4: Here's what I will say about those charges. Ma'am.
- 1:05Speaker 2: My girl caught me not in these streets, but on
- 1:08Speaker 2: these apps. Okay, my girl caught me in the DMS
- 1:12Speaker 2: on bushytails dot com. And I am guilty of adultery
- 1:16Speaker 2: and cheating. For that, I'm a scumbag. Okay, but I
- 1:19Speaker 2: did not cause the power outage. I think I do
- 1:22Speaker 2: know who had a tail in this situation.
- 1:24Speaker 4: Mister full Cheeks.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Are you alleging that your girlfriend is responsible?
- 1:31Speaker 4: That's correct.
- 1:32Speaker 2: I am accusing Miss full Squeaks of planning and causing
- 1:36Speaker 2: this outage and letting me take the blame for it.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Forgive me for asking, But how are we supposed to
- 1:43Speaker 1: believe you when you've already proven yourself, mister full Cheeks,
- 1:48Speaker 1: to be a cheater. Could it be that you also did,
- 1:52Speaker 1: in fact cause these outages? And now you're trying to
- 1:55Speaker 1: find a scapegoat or escape squirrel.
- 1:58Speaker 2: I fully deny these accusations brought upon my good squirrel name,
- 2:03Speaker 2: mister full Cheeks. I do know that there is a
- 2:07Speaker 2: missus Squeaks out there who was not very happy with me,
- 2:10Speaker 2: and I do think she's plotting her revenge. But I
- 2:14Speaker 2: deny these allegations one hundred percent.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Well, there you have it, mister full Cheeks denying involvement
- 2:22Speaker 1: in the outage on February twentieth, Allegedly it was his girlfriend,
- 2:28Speaker 1: Miss full Squeaks who was responsible. And now back to you, Angie,
- 2:37Speaker 1: we are such an unserious program.
- 2:43Speaker 4: Celebrating life's little victories.
- 2:46Speaker 5: Every morning we practice gratitude on big ninety eight points stuff.
- 2:49Speaker 1: If I could, I would keep this feeling in a
- 2:52Speaker 1: plastic job busted out when it was someone's acting hard.
- 2:56Speaker 5: Share your little victories with us at seven oh one
- 2:58Speaker 5: two eight oho one night kids.
- 3:01Speaker 4: I also needed to win that day. And before we
- 3:04Speaker 4: get to Angie's little victory here, we got to give
- 3:08Speaker 4: a big shout out to Tia. Her little victory was she.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Yeah, always sense of stuff, and.
- 3:13Speaker 4: I know I appreciate her very much. It's nice when
- 3:16Speaker 4: you know. It's nice when you get into a bit
- 3:18Speaker 4: here with big ninety eight point seven and you kind
- 3:19Speaker 4: of become, you know, part of it. Yeah, So big
- 3:22Speaker 4: shout out to Tia, who said she was finally able
- 3:25Speaker 4: to put a the like the most amount of bills
- 3:29Speaker 4: on auto pay she's ever had in her life.
- 3:31Speaker 1: That is my literal dream to have all my bills
- 3:34Speaker 1: on auto pay where I don't even know what date
- 3:36Speaker 1: they come out because it will not affect me.
- 3:38Speaker 3: I'm very impressed by this.
- 3:40Speaker 4: That's right, Tia. When you got them bad boys, it
- 3:42Speaker 4: really is kind of nice. As you just sit there,
- 3:45Speaker 4: you check maybe on like the twentieth or the twenty third,
- 3:48Speaker 4: it's like, oh, yeah that got paid. That go all right? Cool? Yeah,
- 3:51Speaker 4: you gotta get there, Angie. I'm hoping you can get
- 3:52Speaker 4: them bad or is auto pay just Mikey? Hey, hey,
- 3:57Speaker 4: now do you have a little victory this morning? And
- 4:02Speaker 4: I do.
- 4:03Speaker 1: We were so pumped for the weather yesterday because it
- 4:06Speaker 1: was fifty five and sunny. I promised the kids and
- 4:10Speaker 1: myself and Mikey that we would head to the Historic
- 4:13Speaker 1: Dairy Queen in Moorhead to get some treats and enjoy
- 4:17Speaker 1: the sunshine. And that's exactly what we did. I got
- 4:21Speaker 1: myself a dilly bar. They have non dairy dilly bars,
- 4:25Speaker 1: which is good for me, the vegan. But Mikey got
- 4:29Speaker 1: one of the heritage treats, so he got himself a
- 4:31Speaker 1: mister Malty. He was so happy, and the kids got
- 4:35Speaker 1: hot Fudge Sunday and strawberry Sunday.
- 4:38Speaker 3: I mean, we were so thrilled just sitting out on.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Those at the table with the benches, enjoying our ice cream,
- 4:45Speaker 1: the sunshine coming down. And I know it's so corny,
- 4:49Speaker 1: but when we got there there was not very There
- 4:52Speaker 1: was maybe like two people in front of us, and
- 4:55Speaker 1: we were ordering. As we were ordering our treats, we
- 4:58Speaker 1: look behind us and the line was so log Yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 4: I was gonna ask how long you had to wait?
- 5:05Speaker 3: We got to say yes, that was the corny thing.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I was like, what looks like we got here at
- 5:11Speaker 1: the right time, guys.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Oh that's a Midwestern dad right there. Yeah, it's like
- 5:15Speaker 4: we left the house with the right thigh. Yeah, but
- 5:17Speaker 4: it was real.
- 5:17Speaker 3: It was really nice. We had a good time, and
- 5:19Speaker 3: it was just so nice to.
- 5:21Speaker 1: See people out in the streets like having a good
- 5:26Speaker 1: time and not having.
- 5:27Speaker 3: To be super bundled up. It was really nice.
- 5:30Speaker 4: Yeah, that is super nice, all right, Noell, yesterday my
- 5:32Speaker 4: little victory. Obviously, it was pretty nice, you know, fifty
- 5:35Speaker 4: five and sunny, a little bit wet, just from snow
- 5:38Speaker 4: melting everywhere, which was awesome. But I went outside to
- 5:41Speaker 4: play fetch with my dog like I do on a
- 5:43Speaker 4: day to day basis here almost every day we're out
- 5:46Speaker 4: there fetching or walking or something. And we were playing fetching.
- 5:49Speaker 4: Your boy had on a T shirt and a vest
- 5:52Speaker 4: I didn't even need to put on a hoodie to
- 5:54Speaker 4: play fetch with iressed was wonderful. I do know our
- 6:00Speaker 4: I do know, I do wonder if I looked kind
- 6:02Speaker 4: of goofy because I had a T shirt on vest
- 6:04Speaker 4: but I was still wearing gloves.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Well, if it makes me feel any better, you always
- 6:09Speaker 3: look goofy.
- 6:10Speaker 4: I appreciate that, you know what, At least I'm consistent. Okay. Now,
- 6:20Speaker 4: the average person believes they've kissed somewhere between five and
- 6:25Speaker 4: ten thousand. Oh yeah, yeah, five and ten people. Now,
- 6:30Speaker 4: instead of asking you you know how many people you
- 6:33Speaker 4: have kissed, because really, frankly, that's none of my business.
- 6:35Speaker 4: That's so invasive, that's right, I wanted you to just
- 6:38Speaker 4: describe your kissing history or maybe your kissing resume using
- 6:43Speaker 4: a song title seven oh one two eight zero one
- 6:48Speaker 4: nine eight seven. You can call, you can text us.
- 6:50Speaker 4: This also is up on Facebook. Now, we asked this
- 6:52Speaker 4: question and you did not disappoint because some of these answers.
- 6:55Speaker 4: All right, we I mean, I like belly laughed at
- 6:58Speaker 4: Tackling laughed, Angie. I have a good one for you. Here,
- 7:03Speaker 4: here's one for me. Okay. If I was to use
- 7:05Speaker 4: the song title to describe my kissing history, it might
- 7:09Speaker 4: sound something like this. No Britney spears can't go wrong,
- 7:16Speaker 4: you know. But you just keep kissing girl. Just well,
- 7:20Speaker 4: at one point in my in my twenties, my young to.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Well, then what would it what would you say now
- 7:27Speaker 1: for your kissing history, Well, it'd be a little bit different.
- 7:30Speaker 4: I think now my kissing history it might be something
- 7:33Speaker 4: more like this. Sorry, Tall, those girls I let down.
- 7:41Speaker 4: I got married, and I am not with you. I'm
- 7:43Speaker 4: never ever kissing you again. I'm only kissing one person
- 7:47Speaker 4: for the rest of time. Okay, I see what you
- 7:49Speaker 4: did then. But at one point, you know, I was like,
- 7:51Speaker 4: oh man, I did it again. But now you know
- 7:54Speaker 4: it's not you know, that's not gonna happen. There's only
- 7:56Speaker 4: one person I'm kissing now.
- 7:58Speaker 1: If I had to say my kissing history in a
- 8:01Speaker 1: song title toxic by Britney Spears.
- 8:11Speaker 4: And why would you use that?
- 8:12Speaker 1: Because I have kissed some questionable men's two specific examples.
- 8:18Speaker 3: One guy literally, it's true.
- 8:23Speaker 1: One guy literally while we were dating, he got another
- 8:26Speaker 1: girl pregnant.
- 8:27Speaker 4: That wasn't great. Wow.
- 8:28Speaker 1: And then another guy I was dating used my car
- 8:31Speaker 1: in a robbery without my knowledge until the police showed up.
- 8:36Speaker 4: So yeah, toxic is probably I think that's definitely fair. Well,
- 8:40Speaker 4: I really liked what Jacqueline said, Jacqueline would use this.
- 8:47Speaker 4: She said, many men by fifty cents. Hey, wait to go, Jacqueline,
- 8:52Speaker 4: good for you when doing a little kissing in these streets.
- 8:54Speaker 1: I was unfamiliar with your game, Jacqueline, but I do
- 8:57Speaker 1: respect it.
- 8:58Speaker 4: We also had Karen This one I think, I think
- 9:01Speaker 4: is really cute. I hope it's because this has a
- 9:04Speaker 4: good story to it. Okay, Karen said, you're still the one.
- 9:08Speaker 4: You know, You're still the one.
- 9:10Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:11Speaker 4: I hope that's the case. And it's not that she's
- 9:13Speaker 4: missing the one, you know what I mean?
- 9:15Speaker 3: Oh, gotcha.
- 9:16Speaker 4: That is a good one though. Yeah, I agree, and
- 9:19Speaker 4: I will add you know, there are some people on
- 9:21Speaker 4: here who think a lot of people are completely lying.
- 9:24Speaker 4: They said, anyone claiming that number from five to ten
- 9:27Speaker 4: is lying, all right. I would say the average is
- 9:29Speaker 4: between fifty to one hundred. And that comes from Patty. Patty,
- 9:33Speaker 4: what are you doing in these streets?
- 9:34Speaker 1: And Patty is telling on herself, is what she's doing.
- 9:37Speaker 4: Brianna had a great response. This made me laugh really hard. Okay,
- 9:40Speaker 4: this was Brianna's just can get. I just can't get.
- 9:47Speaker 4: I just can't. I just can't get enough for one
- 9:50Speaker 4: Man after my Own Heart seven oh one two eight
- 9:54Speaker 4: zero one nine eight seven. If you want to play
- 9:56Speaker 4: along this morning, describe your kissing history using only a
- 10:01Speaker 4: song title with Big ninety eight point seven.
- 10:05Speaker 5: In the world of Rules in Gray Areas, one morning
- 10:07Speaker 5: show dares to ask the hard questions.
- 10:10Speaker 4: Is it illegal for a child to wear that much makeup?
- 10:12Speaker 4: Is it legal?
- 10:14Speaker 5: I understand, I.
- 10:14Speaker 4: Understand it's funny as all can get out, but is
- 10:17Speaker 4: it even legal?
- 10:17Speaker 5: On Big ninety eight point seven?
- 10:20Speaker 4: I don't know why that made me laugh so much?
- 10:22Speaker 4: All right, I got to tighten up here? Is it legal? Angie,
- 10:26Speaker 4: gather around. I have a public service announcement for you.
- 10:29Speaker 4: As the snow is starting to melt, temperatures are starting
- 10:32Speaker 4: to rise, you might notice some more puddles on the
- 10:35Speaker 4: sides of the road. Some of those might even be big, giant,
- 10:38Speaker 4: massive puddles that, in the back of your mind you
- 10:41Speaker 4: know would be so fun to drive through and watch
- 10:43Speaker 4: the water splash everywhere. Yeah. Now, if you drive past
- 10:46Speaker 4: a puddle and soak a pedestrian, congratulations, you're on your
- 10:50Speaker 4: way to becoming a real life cartoon villain. Okay, the
- 10:53Speaker 4: kind of person who laughs manically while ruining someone else's day.
- 10:57Speaker 4: Except this is in real life. It's also called us
- 11:00Speaker 4: salt and battery reckless driving, and yes, that person can
- 11:04Speaker 4: absolutely sue you. What so, unless your dream is a
- 11:08Speaker 4: cameo in a courtroom drama, maybe just avoid that puddle,
- 11:12Speaker 4: all right, Your tires they stay dry, your karma stays intact.
- 11:15Speaker 4: In the pedestrian well, maybe they just might wave politely
- 11:19Speaker 4: to you instead of plotting your fictional demise. Don't be
- 11:22Speaker 4: that cartoon villain and spray people with the puddles on
- 11:25Speaker 4: the side of the road.
- 11:26Speaker 3: Yeah, you better don't.
- 11:27Speaker 1: I've been sprayed by a puddle before because of a mean,
- 11:31Speaker 1: mean person driving in their ugly sedan.
- 11:35Speaker 3: I don't know what kind of car.
- 11:36Speaker 4: They were driving. I think this is really cool, as
- 11:46Speaker 4: about seventy five percent of women say they are now
- 11:50Speaker 4: comfortable leaving the house make up free. I know, you know,
- 11:55Speaker 4: there's some people who want to get maybe a nice
- 11:56Speaker 4: little base or something before they leave or what have you.
- 11:59Speaker 4: But I think it's kind of cool. More women are
- 12:02Speaker 4: cool with leaving the house just all natural.
- 12:05Speaker 3: I'm not one of those women. I don't do it.
- 12:09Speaker 4: You would be. In the twenty five percent. Yes.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I However, it is so rare that I do a
- 12:13Speaker 1: full face of makeup because who has the time or
- 12:16Speaker 1: the skills me.
- 12:17Speaker 3: I do not have the time or skills. But the
- 12:20Speaker 3: one thing.
- 12:21Speaker 1: And I'm literally holding it in my hand right now
- 12:23Speaker 1: that I cannot leave the house without.
- 12:26Speaker 4: Yeah, if you couldn't leave, if you couldn't pick your phone,
- 12:29Speaker 4: because I don't want to leave the house without my
- 12:31Speaker 4: phone either.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Oh me either, I'll be late to whatever function if
- 12:34Speaker 1: I forgot my phone, I'll turn right back around. But
- 12:36Speaker 1: the more important thing is that my lips, my natural
- 12:40Speaker 1: lip color is very light to the point where I
- 12:43Speaker 1: feel like it blends in with my face.
- 12:45Speaker 4: Sure, and not do the thing.
- 12:46Speaker 3: I look like I have lips.
- 12:47Speaker 1: So even if I'm not wearing another stitch of makeup,
- 12:50Speaker 1: I absolutely, with that question, will always have my NYX
- 12:55Speaker 1: lip pencil SPL eight thirty one in the shade of mauve.
- 13:00Speaker 4: That strangely specific, I have like.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Twenty five of these because I lose them and I
- 13:06Speaker 1: but I always have to take one with me. I
- 13:08Speaker 1: don't just apply at the house and then leave. I
- 13:11Speaker 1: always have one in my wallet, in my pocketbook, in
- 13:15Speaker 1: my pocket itself. On whatever pants I'm wearing in the car,
- 13:20Speaker 1: I have one, Like I never don't have an NYX
- 13:25Speaker 1: lip pencil in the shade of mov.
- 13:27Speaker 4: Yeah, that actually makes sense. I feel like lip stuff
- 13:30Speaker 4: might be pretty common. Like I feel like my grandma
- 13:33Speaker 4: always had carmex on her that yellows. Oh yeah, the
- 13:36Speaker 4: chapstick round.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:38Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 13:38Speaker 4: My dad always had some chapstick on him, you know.
- 13:41Speaker 4: And of course most people do the old phone, wallet,
- 13:43Speaker 4: keys or purse or whatever. But I will never leave
- 13:46Speaker 4: the house at least when I do, my day is
- 13:49Speaker 4: ruined without a belt. Oh, I have to have a belt.
- 13:55Speaker 3: You are a belt wearer.
- 13:57Speaker 4: Yeah, now that you mention it, I don't. I've ever
- 14:00Speaker 4: seen you without a belt.
- 14:01Speaker 3: That's so wild to me.
- 14:03Speaker 4: There is nothing worse, especially here's what I'll say, especially
- 14:07Speaker 4: here on Big ninety eight point seven in the morning, right,
- 14:09Speaker 4: we make it in and I just am not a
- 14:10Speaker 4: breakfast person. I haven't, so I'm a little bit trimmer,
- 14:13Speaker 4: I'd say from six to nine, all right, and then
- 14:15Speaker 4: I gorge on some soup, and you know, the old
- 14:18Speaker 4: soup gut comes out. But there's nothing worse than your pants,
- 14:21Speaker 4: like not fitting properly. Yeah, I don't know why, but
- 14:25Speaker 4: it's maybe it's a fidget thing.
- 14:26Speaker 1: If your pants hanging down, Oh my gosh, my mom
- 14:30Speaker 1: would love you.
- 14:30Speaker 3: She hates it when.
- 14:32Speaker 4: Pants are sagging. Natalie, What can't you ever leave the
- 14:35Speaker 4: house without my emotional support?
- 14:37Speaker 6: Water bottle is four yunces, stickers and wage as much
- 14:41Speaker 6: as a toddler.
- 14:42Speaker 1: But if I forget it, my whole day feels unhydrated
- 14:45Speaker 1: and just unstable.
- 14:46Speaker 4: You know what, You're not alone there, Natalie. That's what
- 14:48Speaker 4: Amanda said on Facebook. She said, the normal things, keys, phone, wallet,
- 14:51Speaker 4: but I always have my water cup with me. It's
- 14:54Speaker 4: the community water in my kid's eyes, even though they
- 14:58Speaker 4: have their own. Oh that that's funny.
- 15:00Speaker 3: Yeah, that is Oh get ready, Gabe. When you become
- 15:04Speaker 3: a parent.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Nothing is ever yours. It's always going to be your
- 15:08Speaker 1: kids too. You know a lot of these beverage kind
- 15:10Speaker 1: of items. We also had Briann Briann E excuse me?
- 15:13Speaker 1: Who said and emotional support beverage. Maybe on some days
- 15:17Speaker 1: that's a water, some days it's a diet coke. Other
- 15:19Speaker 1: days it's a margarita.
- 15:21Speaker 4: Who knows.
- 15:22Speaker 1: I like that the prefix of emotional support because this
- 15:25Speaker 1: is my emotional support.
- 15:27Speaker 4: Lip liner Tanner, what about you, man.
- 15:29Speaker 5: I can't live without my lucky half dollar and my
- 15:32Speaker 5: dad gave it to me and I take it wherever
- 15:34Speaker 5: I go. It makes me feel like he's.
- 15:35Speaker 4: Always there with me. That's actually very sweet, really sweet.
- 15:38Speaker 4: Seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven.
- 15:41Speaker 4: Other than the phone, I know you need it. But
- 15:43Speaker 4: what is something you never leave the house without? Let
- 15:46Speaker 4: us know here on Big ninety eight point seven, And
- 15:48Speaker 4: you know what, A big shout out to the ladies
- 15:50Speaker 4: who say they're more comfortable nowadays leaving the house without makeup.
- 15:53Speaker 4: I think that's pretty cool.
- 15:57Speaker 5: Some good Big starting off the day with something good.
- 16:01Speaker 5: This is Gabe's good news. On Big ninety eight point seven,
- 16:07Speaker 5: a six.
- 16:07Speaker 4: Year old more Head boy is preparing for a life
- 16:11Speaker 4: saving bone marrow transplant after being diagnosed with a rare
- 16:14Speaker 4: immune disorder. Liam Robertson is a kindergartener and he loves
- 16:19Speaker 4: legos and hockey and his xbox. And he was diagnosed
- 16:22Speaker 4: with chronic grand new lomatose disease. I hope I'm saying
- 16:26Speaker 4: that somewhat correctly, but it's also called CGD. After doctors
- 16:32Speaker 4: investigated a bug bite that wouldn't heal and a swollen
- 16:36Speaker 4: lymph node. The treatment will require chemotherapy followed by a
- 16:40Speaker 4: bone marrow transplant. Now, fortunately Liam's three year old sister, Violet,
- 16:45Speaker 4: turned out to be a perfect match.
- 16:48Speaker 6: It was hard.
- 16:49Speaker 4: I mean, we took the diagnoses very hard, but.
- 16:52Speaker 6: You know, we found out that there wasn't a match
- 16:54Speaker 6: and the entire donor system worldwide, and then we're hearing
- 16:59Speaker 6: that my daughter is, you know, a twenty five percent
- 17:02Speaker 6: chance just to be a match what we're hearing. But
- 17:05Speaker 6: then we find out she's a ten of ten perfect match.
- 17:08Speaker 4: Now, this is something doctors say is extremely rare after
- 17:11Speaker 4: no matches were found in the worldwide donor registry, and
- 17:15Speaker 4: the Robertson family is now preparing for a long hospital
- 17:18Speaker 4: stay and recovery in the Twin Cities, while the Morehead
- 17:22Speaker 4: community has rallied around them with fundraisers and support. If
- 17:26Speaker 4: you would like to support Liam Robertson, this is really incredible.
- 17:29Speaker 4: You can do this online at lendahelp dot org and
- 17:34Speaker 4: then find Liam Robertson. That's l I A M and
- 17:37Speaker 4: then Robertson ro O B E R T S O N.
- 17:42Speaker 4: And they have received so much help and support and
- 17:45Speaker 4: I think It's wonderful and I hope, you know, people
- 17:47Speaker 4: continue on doing that for however long they have to
- 17:50Speaker 4: be in the Twin Cities. But how wonderful is that?
- 17:53Speaker 1: It feels like on the odds, Yeah, it feels like
- 17:55Speaker 1: a little miracle, and that's exactly what they deserve.
- 17:58Speaker 4: That's exactly right. The world is full of nice people.
- 18:02Speaker 4: If you can't find one, you gotta be one. Liam.
- 18:04Speaker 4: We're definitely all pulling for you and your sister Violet.
- 18:07Speaker 4: Way to go, young sis. That'll be just something you
- 18:10Speaker 4: guys can share forever, bonded forever,