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Did we break up? · STEVE 8

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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: So 8 a.m.
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SPEAKER_00: 8 p.m.
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SPEAKER_00: Does it really make a difference?
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SPEAKER_00: Did you miss me?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: We didn't talk yesterday.
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SPEAKER_01: What's going on?
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SPEAKER_00: What do you mean yesterday?
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SPEAKER_00: We were talking right now.
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SPEAKER_00: This is this is witness is it.
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SPEAKER_01: No, yes.
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SPEAKER_01: Did we miss yesterday?
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SPEAKER_01: Yesterday we we missed a whole day.
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SPEAKER_00: We did not.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, we did.
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SPEAKER_00: Yesterday was Friday.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: You were you were flying home.
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SPEAKER_01: You were gonna call me when you got home.
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SPEAKER_00: I didn't call you?
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_01: This has been like the second day, almost two days.
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SPEAKER_01: How what?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you're concerned about your brains or hurt that you skipped a whole day um and didn't talk to me and you totally forgot it.
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SPEAKER_01: Like which one should I be?
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SPEAKER_00: Should I be concerned?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Because I thought we were just behind today.
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: We're behind by 30 48 hours, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, we just skipped a day.
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SPEAKER_01: We skipped a day.
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SPEAKER_01: It's not, it's it's okay.
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SPEAKER_00: It's the first time ever.
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SPEAKER_00: Everybody's mad.
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SPEAKER_00: Who's mad?
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SPEAKER_00: Are they mad?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know if they're mad.
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SPEAKER_01: They might be mad.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, they might, nobody might come back.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: But shouldn't she be more than a good idea?
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SPEAKER_00: Because we didn't have a good name, because we never could come up with a good name.
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SPEAKER_00: That would be the reason.
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SPEAKER_01: Probably was.
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SPEAKER_01: It was probably that.
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SPEAKER_01: That we we can't.
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SPEAKER_00: Can we call it Scrabble?
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SPEAKER_00: Can we call it Scrabble?
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SPEAKER_01: No, guess what happened in Scrabble?
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SPEAKER_01: I let her play me again, and she crushed me.
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SPEAKER_00: Of course she did, because you weren't ever supposed to let her play you again.
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SPEAKER_01: She's the reigning champion now.
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SPEAKER_00: She's she'll always be the reigning champion because she's won 99% of the time.
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SPEAKER_01: I know.
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SPEAKER_01: 99, yeah, for sure.
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SPEAKER_01: But yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: So we played the first word, which she she got first, and then I played a seven-letter word right away, boom.
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SPEAKER_01: Right?
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SPEAKER_00: Love that.
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SPEAKER_01: So and I played I played a seven-letter word on a double word.
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SPEAKER_01: So I got like 80 points.
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SPEAKER_01: So I was like, look, I'm the reigning champion.
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SPEAKER_01: My next play after reigning champion is a seven-letter word on a double word, 80 points.
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SPEAKER_01: Boom.
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SPEAKER_01: I was like, buy, I'll see you later.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll come back.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go get some cereal.
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SPEAKER_01: Mic drop.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: So what does she do?
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SPEAKER_00: I'll go eat some chocolate.
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SPEAKER_01: What does she do next?
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SPEAKER_00: Ice cream.
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SPEAKER_01: She does next a seven-letter word, the next word, and then off to the races.
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SPEAKER_00: Then I was I hate her.
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SPEAKER_00: That makes me so mad for you and so mad at her.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: She couldn't let it just like all she wants to do is take over the patriarchy and be about the matriarchy.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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SPEAKER_00: And that's all they want to do these days, the women.
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SPEAKER_01: Can should we do we need to be talk calling your doctor about your you you just miss a whole day out of the universe?
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm kind of like it's like my soul is taking a while to catch up to my body.
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SPEAKER_00: Does that make sense?
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SPEAKER_00: My body's moving and my soul hasn't moved yet.
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SPEAKER_00: Does that make sense?
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SPEAKER_01: You just you I have flown across, I have flown across the world like nine times.
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SPEAKER_01: And that's when that's when your body like a 28-hour drive and fly and bus ride.
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SPEAKER_01: After that, that's when you can go like I don't even know what is up and down.
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SPEAKER_01: You were you were on that coast, that side of the country yesterday.
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SPEAKER_01: You got on a plane, then you got off the plane first class on the same day.
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SPEAKER_00: First class.
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SPEAKER_00: One hour layer over.
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SPEAKER_00: We left we we left at uh right around 9 a.m.
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SPEAKER_00: and we got home at 3 p.m.
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SPEAKER_00: and we flew first class.
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SPEAKER_00: It's gonna beep.
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SPEAKER_01: And so yeah, and so that's what you then I went to work, and that's what you're doing.
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SPEAKER_00: Then I went to work.
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SPEAKER_00: No, but then I went to work and I and I started taking care of customers in my restaurant.
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SPEAKER_01: Then you forgot.
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SPEAKER_01: There it is.
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SPEAKER_01: Then you forgot all about, then you forgot all about your restaurant.
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SPEAKER_00: Now I remember that I forgot.
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SPEAKER_00: But now I remember that I forgot.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just starting to remember that I forgot.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: So but it's like the time that you miss Wordle, you play it every day and then you miss it.
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SPEAKER_00: And as soon as you miss it, you're like, never playing that again.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know about you.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you feel that way?
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SPEAKER_00: Do you feel that way?
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SPEAKER_01: I I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: It's over.
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SPEAKER_00: It's over for this podcast because then but you didn't call yesterday.
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SPEAKER_01: He's not calling today.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe we he broke up, maybe we broke up, and and he's ghosting me now, or whatever happened.
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SPEAKER_00: You forgot today when you break.
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SPEAKER_00: I forgot today, too.
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SPEAKER_00: And I was like, oh shit, I forgot today.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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SPEAKER_01: I wasn't gonna say anything.
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SPEAKER_00: I just how much longer do we have?
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SPEAKER_01: I didn't want to come on heavy, I didn't want to be like, you know, all up in your your business.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because we're bros.
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SPEAKER_00: We're bros.
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SPEAKER_00: We don't need to be able to do that.
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SPEAKER_00: We broke up.
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SPEAKER_01: We just broke up.
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SPEAKER_01: Are we making up now?
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SPEAKER_01: Is this the makeup?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: How much more time do we have?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: We've got it's five.
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SPEAKER_01: We have like I can't do math.
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SPEAKER_01: It's two and a half minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, so do you remember my niece and nephew who live in LA that I went to visit right before I visited you?
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SPEAKER_01: The actress, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: They're coming, they're coming here for a cousin's weekend tonight.
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SPEAKER_00: And they were supposed to get here at 11:59, but now it got delayed to 12.59 a.m.
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SPEAKER_00: So I'm waiting up to go pick up my niece and my nephew, my nephew's girlfriend, and then saw this was coming Monday, and it's they're gonna be hanging out here and living in my house.
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SPEAKER_00: Isn't that cool?
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SPEAKER_01: That is, that sounds great.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I just saw them and I'm seeing them again.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, it's funny because you just left your other daughter, which means you technically were like empty, empty nesters.
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SPEAKER_00: And then my son's coming here on Monday.
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SPEAKER_01: Party time at the Ray's house.
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SPEAKER_00: Dude.
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SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like it's a sleepover extraordinaire over here.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna keep partying.
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SPEAKER_00: And then if I forget to call you, big whoop.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, nobody.
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SPEAKER_00: If we had a hundred listeners, I would be much more concerned.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, that is just I'm a number to you.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that what it is?
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SPEAKER_00: The whole thing is a number.
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SPEAKER_00: Not to you, but the whole the whole ordeal.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, how many listeners do we have?
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SPEAKER_00: Do you know?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't look at numbers.
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SPEAKER_01: But you know, it's not about numbers, it's about you know, making it's about branding, it's about we need a good name and just like checking in.
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SPEAKER_01: But no, yeah, well, we need a better name.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm really upset about the name right now because I can't it's like gotta have no brand.
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SPEAKER_00: I feel brainless.
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SPEAKER_00: I feel brainless.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe brainless.
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe, maybe brainless.
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SPEAKER_01: I didn't even know a whole day, a whole day went by.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, every day is like another day.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: The day it's every day, a little death.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you know what that is?
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SPEAKER_01: No, no, because you aren't a musical person.
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SPEAKER_01: That's from a musical, that's Stephen Sondheim.
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SPEAKER_00: But a musical can be more than just a play, it can also be a movie.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, kinda a little more.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're so snobby.
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SPEAKER_00: You're California snobby.
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SPEAKER_01: About that I am, about that I am.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.