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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter two, The Pool of Tears. Curious Sir, and curious sir,
- 0:05Speaker 1: cried Alice. She was so much surprised that for the
- 0:09Speaker 1: moment she quite forgot how to speak good English. Now
- 0:12Speaker 1: I'm opening out like their largest telescope that ever was
- 0:16Speaker 1: good bye feet, for when she looked down at her feet,
- 0:19Speaker 1: they seemed to be almost out of sight. They were
- 0:22Speaker 1: getting so far off. Oh my poor little feet. I
- 0:26Speaker 1: wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings for you? Now, DearS,
- 0:30Speaker 1: I'm sure I shan't be able to. I shall be
- 0:33Speaker 1: a great deal too far off to trouble myself about you.
- 0:38Speaker 1: You must manage the best you can. But I must
- 0:41Speaker 1: be kind to them, thought Alice. Or perhaps they won't
- 0:44Speaker 1: walk the way I want to go. Let me see.
- 0:47Speaker 1: I'll give them a new pair of boots every Christmas.
- 0:51Speaker 1: And she went on planning to herself how she should
- 0:53Speaker 1: manage it. They must go by carrier, she thought, And
- 0:57Speaker 1: how funny i'll seem sending presents to one's own, and
- 1:00Speaker 1: how odd the directions will look. Alice's right foot a
- 1:04Speaker 1: squire hearth rug near the fender with Alice's love. Oh dear,
- 1:09Speaker 1: what nonsense I'm talking just then her head struck against
- 1:14Speaker 1: the roof of the hall. In fact, she was now
- 1:16Speaker 1: more than nine feet high, and she at once took
- 1:19Speaker 1: up the little golden key and hurried off to the
- 1:22Speaker 1: garden door. Poor Alice, it was as much as she
- 1:26Speaker 1: could do, lying down on one side to look through
- 1:30Speaker 1: the into the garden with one eye, but to get
- 1:34Speaker 1: through was more hopeless than ever. She sat down and
- 1:37Speaker 1: began to cry again. You ought to be ashamed of yourself,
- 1:41Speaker 1: said Alice. A great girl like you, she might well
- 1:44Speaker 1: say this, to go on crying in this way, stop
- 1:49Speaker 1: this moment, I tell you. But she went on all
- 1:52Speaker 1: the same, shedding gallons of tears, until there was a
- 1:55Speaker 1: large pull all around her, about four inches deep and
- 1:58Speaker 1: reaching half down the hall. After a time, she heard
- 2:02Speaker 1: a little pattering of feet in the distance, and she
- 2:05Speaker 1: hastily dried her eyes to see what was coming. It
- 2:08Speaker 1: was the white rabbit, returning, splendidly dressed with a pair
- 2:11Speaker 1: of white kid gloves in one hand and a large
- 2:13Speaker 1: fan in the other. He came trotting along in a
- 2:16Speaker 1: great hurry, muttering to himself as he came. Oh, the duchess,
- 2:21Speaker 1: the duchess, Oh, won't she be savage if I've kept
- 2:24Speaker 1: her waiting. Alice felt so desperate that she was ready
- 2:28Speaker 1: to ask help of anyone. So when the rabbit came
- 2:31Speaker 1: near her, she began in a low, timid voice, if
- 2:34Speaker 1: you please, sir. The rabbit started violently, dropped the white
- 2:38Speaker 1: kid gloves and the fan, and scurried away into the
- 2:41Speaker 1: darkness as hard as he could go. Alice took up
- 2:45Speaker 1: the fan and gloves, and as the hall was very hot,
- 2:49Speaker 1: she kept fanning herself all the time. She went on talking, dear, dear,
- 2:54Speaker 1: how queer everything is today, and yesterday things went on
- 2:58Speaker 1: just as usual. I wonder if I've been changed in
- 3:01Speaker 1: the night. Let me think was I the same when
- 3:04Speaker 1: I got up this morning? I almost think I can
- 3:07Speaker 1: remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same,
- 3:11Speaker 1: the next question is who in the world am I? Ah,
- 3:15Speaker 1: that's the great puzzle. And she began thinking over all
- 3:18Speaker 1: the children that she knew that were of the same
- 3:21Speaker 1: age as herself, to see if she could have been
- 3:23Speaker 1: changed for any of them. I'm sure I'm not eighta,
- 3:26Speaker 1: she said, for her hair goes in such long ringlets,
- 3:30Speaker 1: and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all, and I'm
- 3:33Speaker 1: sure I can't be Mabel, for I know all sorts
- 3:36Speaker 1: of things, and she, oh, she knows such a very
- 3:40Speaker 1: little Besides she she and I'm I and oh dear,
- 3:45Speaker 1: how puzzling it all is. I'll try if I know
- 3:49Speaker 1: all the things I used to know. Let me see,
- 3:52Speaker 1: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen,
- 3:58Speaker 1: and four times seven is Oh, oh dear, I shall
- 4:01Speaker 1: never get to twenty at that rate. However, the multiplication
- 4:05Speaker 1: table does it signify. Let's try geography. London is the
- 4:10Speaker 1: capital of Paris, and Paris is the capital of Rome,
- 4:14Speaker 1: and Rome. No, that's all wrong. I'm certain I must
- 4:18Speaker 1: have been changed for Mabel. I'll try and say, how
- 4:21Speaker 1: doth the little and she crossed her hands on her lap,
- 4:25Speaker 1: as if she were saying lessons, and begin repeat it,
- 4:28Speaker 1: But her voice sounded hoarse and strange, and the words
- 4:31Speaker 1: did not come the same as they used to. How
- 4:34Speaker 1: doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail and pour
- 4:39Speaker 1: the waters of the nile on every golden scale? How
- 4:43Speaker 1: cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spread his claws
- 4:47Speaker 1: and welcome little fishes in with gently smiling jaws, I'm
- 4:52Speaker 1: sure those are not the right words, said poor Alice,
- 4:54Speaker 1: and her eyes filled with tears again as she went on,
- 4:58Speaker 1: I must be Mabel after all, and I shall have
- 5:00Speaker 1: to go and live in that poky little house and
- 5:03Speaker 1: have next to no toys to play with, and oh, ever,
- 5:06Speaker 1: so many lessons to learn. No, I've made up my
- 5:09Speaker 1: mind about it. If I'm Mabel, I'll stay down here.
- 5:13Speaker 1: It'll be no use their putting their heads down and
- 5:16Speaker 1: saying come up again, dear. I shall only look up
- 5:20Speaker 1: and say who am I? Then tell me that first,
- 5:23Speaker 1: and then if I like being that person, I'll come up.
- 5:27Speaker 1: If not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else.
- 5:31Speaker 1: But oh, dear, cried Alice with a sudden burst of tears.
- 5:34Speaker 1: I do wish they would put their heads down. I
- 5:37Speaker 1: am so very tired of being all alone here. As
- 5:41Speaker 1: she said this, she looked down at her hands and
- 5:44Speaker 1: was surprised to see that she had put on one
- 5:46Speaker 1: of the rabbit's little white kid gloves while she was talking.
- 5:50Speaker 1: How can I have done that? She thought, I must
- 5:53Speaker 1: be growing small again. She got up and went to
- 5:56Speaker 1: the table to measure herself by it, and found that
- 5:59Speaker 1: as nearly she could guess. She was now about two
- 6:02Speaker 1: feet high and was going on shrinking rapidly. She soon
- 6:06Speaker 1: found out that the cause of this was the fan
- 6:08Speaker 1: that she was holding, and she dropped it hastily, just
- 6:11Speaker 1: in time to avoid shrinking away altogether. That was a
- 6:16Speaker 1: narrow escape, said Alice, a good deal frightened at the
- 6:19Speaker 1: sudden change, but very glad to find herself still in existence.
- 6:24Speaker 1: And now for the garden, and she ran with all
- 6:26Speaker 1: speed back to the little door. But alas the door
- 6:30Speaker 1: was shut again, and the little golden key was lying
- 6:32Speaker 1: on the glass table as before. And things are worse
- 6:35Speaker 1: than ever, thought the poor child. For I never was
- 6:39Speaker 1: so small as this before, never, And I declare it's
- 6:43Speaker 1: too bad that it is. As she said these words,
- 6:47Speaker 1: her foot slipped, and in another moment, splash, she was
- 6:50Speaker 1: up to her chin in salt water. Her first idea
- 6:53Speaker 1: was that she had somehow fallen into the sea. And
- 6:56Speaker 1: in that case I can go back by railway, she
- 6:59Speaker 1: said to herself. Alice had been to the seaside once
- 7:02Speaker 1: in her life. That could come to the general conclusion
- 7:05Speaker 1: that wherever you go on the English coast you find
- 7:08Speaker 1: a number of bathing machines. In the sea, some children
- 7:12Speaker 1: digging in the sand with wooden spades, then a row
- 7:14Speaker 1: of lodging houses, and behind them a railway station. However,
- 7:18Speaker 1: she soon made out that she was in a pool
- 7:21Speaker 1: of tears, which she had wept when she was nine
- 7:23Speaker 1: feet high. I wish I hadn't cried so much, said Alice,
- 7:27Speaker 1: as she swam about trying to find her way out.
- 7:31Speaker 1: I shall be punished for it now, I suppose by
- 7:33Speaker 1: being drowned in my own tears, that will be a
- 7:36Speaker 1: queer thing, to be sure. However, everything is queer to day.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Just then she heard something splash about in the pool
- 7:45Speaker 1: a little way off, and she swam nearer to make
- 7:47Speaker 1: out what it was. At first she thought it must
- 7:50Speaker 1: be a walrus or aippopotamus, but then she remembered how
- 7:54Speaker 1: small she was now, and she soon made out that
- 7:57Speaker 1: it was only a mouse that had slipped in like her.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Would it be of any use, now, thought Alice to
- 8:04Speaker 1: speak to this mouse. Everything is so out of the
- 8:07Speaker 1: way down here that I should think very likely it
- 8:11Speaker 1: can talk at any rate. There's no harm in trying,
- 8:15Speaker 1: So she began, Oh, mouse, do you know the way
- 8:18Speaker 1: out of this pool? I am very tired of swimming
- 8:21Speaker 1: about here, Oh mouse, Alice thought this must be the
- 8:25Speaker 1: right way of speaking to a mouse. She had never
- 8:28Speaker 1: done such a thing before, but she remembered having seen
- 8:31Speaker 1: her brother's Latin grammar A mouse of a mouse to
- 8:35Speaker 1: a mouse, a mouse o mouse. The mouse looked at
- 8:39Speaker 1: her rather inquisitively, and seemed to her to wink with
- 8:42Speaker 1: one of its little eyes. But it said nothing. Perhaps
- 8:46Speaker 1: it doesn't understand English, thought Alice. I dare say it's
- 8:50Speaker 1: a French mouse. Come over with William the Conqueror. With
- 8:54Speaker 1: all her knowledge of history, Alice had no clear notion
- 8:58Speaker 1: how long ago anything had happened, so she began again
- 9:02Speaker 1: whiz monschat, which was the first sentence in her French
- 9:06Speaker 1: lesson book. The mouse gave a sudden leap out of
- 9:09Speaker 1: the water and seemed to quiver all over with fright.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Oh I beg your pardon, cried Alice, hastily, afraid that
- 9:15Speaker 1: she had hurt the poor animal's feelings. I quite forgot.
- 9:18Speaker 1: You don't like cats. Not like cats, cried the mouse
- 9:22Speaker 1: in a shrill, passionate voice. Would you like cats if
- 9:26Speaker 1: you were me? Well? Perhaps not, said Alice in a
- 9:29Speaker 1: soothing tone. Don't be angry about it. And yet I
- 9:32Speaker 1: wish I could show you our cat, Dinah. I think
- 9:35Speaker 1: you'd take a fancy to cats if you could only
- 9:37Speaker 1: see her. She is such a dear, quiet thing, Alice
- 9:41Speaker 1: went on, half to herself, as she swam lazily about
- 9:44Speaker 1: in the pool. And she sits purring so nicely by
- 9:47Speaker 1: the fire, licking her paws and washing her face. And
- 9:50Speaker 1: she is such a nice soft thing to nurse, and
- 9:52Speaker 1: she's such a capital one for catching mice. Oh, I
- 9:55Speaker 1: beg your pardon, cried Alice again. For this time the
- 9:58Speaker 1: mouse was bristling all over, and she felt certain it
- 10:01Speaker 1: must be really offended. We won't talk about her any more,
- 10:05Speaker 1: if you'd rather not, we indeed, cried the mouse, who
- 10:09Speaker 1: was trembling down to the end of his tail. As
- 10:12Speaker 1: if I would talk on such a subject. Our family
- 10:15Speaker 1: always hated cats, nasty, low, vulgar things. Don't let me
- 10:20Speaker 1: hear the name again. I won't, indeed, said Alice, in
- 10:25Speaker 1: great hurry to change the subject conversation. And you are
- 10:29Speaker 1: you fond of dogs? The mouse did not answer, so
- 10:34Speaker 1: Alice went on eagerly. There was such a nice little
- 10:38Speaker 1: dog near our house. I should like to show you
- 10:40Speaker 1: a little bright eyed terror, you know, with oh such
- 10:43Speaker 1: long curly brown hair, and it'll fetch things when you
- 10:46Speaker 1: throw them, and it'll sit up and beg for its dinner,
- 10:49Speaker 1: and all sorts of things. I can't remember half of them.
- 10:51Speaker 1: And it belongs to a farmer, you know. And he
- 10:54Speaker 1: says it's so useful it's worth a hundred pounds. He
- 10:58Speaker 1: says it kills all the rat si oh, dear, cried
- 11:02Speaker 1: Alice in a sorrowful tone. I'm afraid I've offended again.
- 11:05Speaker 1: For the mouse was swimming away from her as hard
- 11:07Speaker 1: as it could go, and making quite a commotion in
- 11:10Speaker 1: the pool as it went. So, she called softly after it, Mouse, dear,
- 11:15Speaker 1: do come back again. And I won't talk about cats
- 11:18Speaker 1: or dogs either, if you don't like them. When the
- 11:21Speaker 1: mouse heard this, it turned round and swam slowly back
- 11:24Speaker 1: to her. Its face was quite pale with passion. Alice thought,
- 11:28Speaker 1: and it said, in a low trembling voice, let us
- 11:31Speaker 1: get to the shore, and then i'll tell you my
- 11:34Speaker 1: history and you'll understand why it is that I hate
- 11:37Speaker 1: cats and dogs. It was high time to go, for
- 11:41Speaker 1: the pool was getting quite crowded with birds and animals.
- 11:44Speaker 1: That had fallen into it. There was a duck and
- 11:47Speaker 1: a dodo, a lorry and an eaglet, and several other
- 11:50Speaker 1: curious creatures. Alice led the way, and the whole party
- 11:53Speaker 1: swam to the shore. End of Chapter two