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The One Where Tom Schwartz Talks VPR & The Valley · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, it is yours truly, Laala Kent, Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: my podcast. I've got another fellow gorgeous than rand Pump.
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  Speaker 1: What's that Tom for?
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  Speaker 2: What's up? Should have you here?
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  Speaker 3: I know it is?
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  Speaker 4: You have already put me in a great mood.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, just like that, I'm getting a lot of love today.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we did a bonus episode where Easton came out
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  Speaker 1: of nowhere with his love for Tom Schwartz.
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  Speaker 2: You professed your love publicly. Privately we have a thing
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  Speaker 2: going on.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say it, but yeah, all right, Tom's moving
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  Speaker 1: into the back house.
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  Speaker 3: Your house so much.
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  Speaker 5: Really for someone who loves it so much, you never
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  Speaker 5: come over.
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  Speaker 2: I know I'm coming to see.
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  Speaker 1: This is a friendship that needs to happen.
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  Speaker 2: I've been a hermit lately. Although I was out of
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  Speaker 2: my I was out of my shell. This weekend we
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  Speaker 2: had we had World Dog Day, which you will and
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  Speaker 2: showed some love and I met the whole cast from
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  Speaker 2: vander Pump Villa. Shut they're coolest.
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  Speaker 1: Ship vander Pump Villa, not the new cast of Van
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  Speaker 1: I've met.
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  Speaker 2: I did one scene. I don't know if I'm allowed
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  Speaker 2: to talk about that.
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  Speaker 5: But well, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, hey, you want to pop in? I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'll pop in, yeah, pop in? Hello, you want to
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  Speaker 2: pop off? Trying to get pop? How much are you
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  Speaker 2: paint me trying to get pop?
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  Speaker 5: You're trying to get pop or you're trying to get along.
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  Speaker 5: You're the one that chooses.
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  Speaker 2: That just came out my algorithm this morning, because I
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  Speaker 2: have no like Bravo stuff on my TikTok algorithm. Purposely.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want Instagram. I don't mind it, but I
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  Speaker 2: like to keep my TikTok pure. But I saw you
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  Speaker 2: in your famous line.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god with a T shirt of my own face?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Wait? Are we still giving them la la?
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  Speaker 5: You know I'd like to stop at some point.
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  Speaker 2: That's what you told me.
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  Speaker 1: It feels a little juvenile, and it reminds me of
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  Speaker 1: a time in my life that I'm just no longer.
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  Speaker 2: In Yeah me, It's like, I don't think it's sophomore,
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  Speaker 2: but I could see how you might feel that way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know when you like, I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 1: a butterfly who's finally come out of the cocoon and
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  Speaker 1: we got to switch it up, which I'm sure you
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  Speaker 1: can relate.
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  Speaker 5: To that as well.
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  Speaker 2: Truly, I can. I feel like I had a little
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  Speaker 2: metamorphosis myself after shorts and Sandy's.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you've been through a lot.
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  Speaker 2: It's up there with Dog.
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  Speaker 5: He had a lizard.
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  Speaker 2: It was a.
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  Speaker 3: It's a reptile of name dog.
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  Speaker 2: It's such as an x.
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  Speaker 5: It's a difficult gods vilophone. We had a we had
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  Speaker 5: a funeral for Dog. We did season eight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you were there, La La, fuck you Tom. We
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  Speaker 2: were about to go on a hard time for him.
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  Speaker 2: We were about to go on a cast trip. I
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  Speaker 2: think to Mexico. Yes, And I woke up and Dog
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  Speaker 2: was dead. He wasn't moving, he wasn't responding. I poured
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  Speaker 2: water on him. I was freaking out. I tried.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to revive.
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  Speaker 2: Him, but it was too too little, too late.
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  Speaker 5: What was Katie's responses, you were trying to revive him.
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  Speaker 2: She's just like I remember, I was crying. I buried
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  Speaker 2: him in the backyard. And I'm a lover and I'm
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  Speaker 2: a good parent, like you say, I take care of
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  Speaker 2: my dogs. I'm a good animal parent, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean. It just he was sick from the get go.
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  Speaker 2: How old was he?
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  Speaker 1: He had liked just gotten it.
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  Speaker 2: He's like a year old.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you had literally.
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  Speaker 2: Just are they like goldfish though, like you only got
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  Speaker 2: so much time? No, they can live like twenty years.
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  Speaker 1: I think, well, they got some life on them. He
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  Speaker 1: just like came into the world sick.
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  Speaker 2: Are we gonna do an episode on dog?
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  Speaker 1: No, not a full episode because people will fast forward.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when we had we had a scene we
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  Speaker 2: were at the mandre on Skybar, remember, for his Little Wake,
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  Speaker 2: And I remember Jeremiah was like, I think Vanderbulpooles has
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  Speaker 2: finally jumped the shark. He's like, this is it for us?
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  Speaker 2: And we were laughing about it because it was so ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, though, it was almost done after that,
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  Speaker 1: and then we made it to season nine.
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  Speaker 5: By the skin of our teeth.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we had a few good seasons left
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  Speaker 2: in US and the further I get away, I know
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  Speaker 2: it was the right decision to end, but I feel
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  Speaker 2: like we had a couple more in us.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. Don't even get me started on that,
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  Speaker 1: because you know how life works. If something happens and
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  Speaker 1: you're okay with it, and you make peace with it
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  Speaker 1: in the moment, and then time passes and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm bored, I'm going to contemplate, and then you start thinking,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I feel like we had a little
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  Speaker 1: life left in us.
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  Speaker 2: We did do you are you replaying Season eleven in
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  Speaker 2: your head? Yeah? I do that often.
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  Speaker 5: I did well.
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  Speaker 1: I do that often where I beat myself up and
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  Speaker 1: look back and go, you know, you were so in
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  Speaker 1: your own emotions and healing process that you couldn't, for
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  Speaker 1: one moment take a step back and say someone's in
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  Speaker 1: their healing process and you demanded something from them that
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  Speaker 1: they quite literally were doing. They were showing up, they
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  Speaker 1: were filming, and I think I needed this time to
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  Speaker 1: be able to sit back and say, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're bad again, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't love the way it ended, But
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  Speaker 2: also in my mind, it's just I was in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of felt like we were all family again,
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  Speaker 2: at least a little bit. I know there was still
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  Speaker 2: a riff obviously with Ariana, but it felt like a
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  Speaker 2: kind of we were one happy family again. In the wharf,
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  Speaker 2: I remember Brock was dancing in his gold suit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Life felt kind of good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I made a vow to myself going into
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  Speaker 1: that finale. I was like, I will not pop off
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  Speaker 1: like I'm chilling. I'm chilling, like I have brought everyone's
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  Speaker 1: brought it, and like, now let's just chill. And it
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  Speaker 1: did not. Every time I tell myself to chill is
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  Speaker 1: when shit goes left real fucking quick.
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  Speaker 2: We were pretty chill, right, you were? Yeah? I phoned
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  Speaker 2: it in. I phoned in the last episode ever. I
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  Speaker 2: was just so happy to be there really in the moment,
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  Speaker 2: I don't I didn't film many scenes. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 2: kind of checked out a society in the happiest way possible.
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  Speaker 1: Is it weird to look back and be like, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: it's been two years since I've been on TV.
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  Speaker 2: It's insane. I can't believe we did eleven seasons.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you guys did eleven seasons.
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  Speaker 2: I got eleven more in me. Let's run.
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  Speaker 5: Let's fucking run.
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  Speaker 1: It Is it weird adjusting to like life outside of
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  Speaker 1: that world or do you feel you know?
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  Speaker 5: I look, I look at people like.
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  Speaker 1: Britney Stass who were not on TV for a significant
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  Speaker 1: amount of time, and they still remained very much relevant
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  Speaker 1: in the world of like the Bravo universe and outside
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  Speaker 1: of it. Do you feel like things have taken a
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  Speaker 1: turn where you don't really know what direction you're going,
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  Speaker 1: or do you feel at peace?
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  Speaker 2: I feel at peace. Yeah, I still feel relevant. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm in a good place. Ever since Schwartz and Sandy's closed,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I got my life back. Someone told
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  Speaker 2: me Saturday, I was in my healing era. You got
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  Speaker 2: an hour agoing right now. You seem so much more
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  Speaker 2: at peace than the last time I saw you, because
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  Speaker 2: I felt like I was constantly floundering at Schwartz and Sandy's,
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  Speaker 2: just trying to keep the doors open, the bills paid.
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  Speaker 3: Like when you go out, you can't even enjoy being out, or.
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  Speaker 2: Like every trip I would go on, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to cry about Shorts and Sandy's. I'm at peace with that,
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  Speaker 2: but like, yeah, every trip I would be like, oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, how is this going to affect my bank account?
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  Speaker 2: It's not being there, and you show up and you
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  Speaker 2: do everything you can and still have to wire a
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  Speaker 2: ton of money at the end of the month to
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  Speaker 2: cover the bills. It's a horrible feeling.
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  Speaker 1: What was that conversation, like when you decided to close
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  Speaker 1: the doors.
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  Speaker 2: I think the day we decided to set a date.
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  Speaker 2: We all we all hopped on a phone call. We
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  Speaker 2: decided including yeah, all of us decided, and we hired
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  Speaker 2: them a little to we put together a game plan
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  Speaker 2: and a little team to close out. And then the
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  Speaker 2: next day I found out that Vandon Pumpoolz was coming
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  Speaker 2: back too, So it was like double whammy.
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  Speaker 1: Double whammy. But also, if you want to look at
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  Speaker 1: like the silver lining, you know, a paycheck that's no
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  Speaker 1: longer there to fund this bar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, it's I learned a lot, but it
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  Speaker 2: almost broke me. But I'm still standing.
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  Speaker 5: And we're very glad that you are.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm self conscious today because I feel boring.
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  Speaker 1: By the way.
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  Speaker 5: No, we've kicked this off so fun.
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  Speaker 4: I enjoy I'm just sitting over here just enjoying the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: You're not boring, like even when you feel fat.
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  Speaker 2: What Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well we're having body dysmorphia.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I was going through it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there there are things that I'll see online
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  Speaker 1: about you know a lot of reality TV people and
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  Speaker 1: it'll say, you know, oh, so and so's not on
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  Speaker 1: this show anymore, and they're thirsty for a job. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here, and I'm like, could you imagine the
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  Speaker 1: real world?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: You work for a company, paper company. Let's just say
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  Speaker 1: you're in the office, yes, and it closes down. Would
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  Speaker 1: you ever in a million years be like, did you
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  Speaker 1: hear Jan in marketing? Since we closed down, she's looking
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  Speaker 1: for another fucking job with a loser?
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  Speaker 5: I know, Yes, we're looking for jobs.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great refreshing way to frame it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, what the fuck do you we're looking?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like being we're all looking for jobs.
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  Speaker 1: The bills ain't paying themselves. Brother, I'm gonna need someone
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  Speaker 1: to give me a fucking job.
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  Speaker 2: Real though. I love podcasting.
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  Speaker 5: How is the podcast going?
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  Speaker 2: I love it?
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  Speaker 1: I love the name of your podcast.
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  Speaker 2: What is the name? Tell us Detox Retox.
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  Speaker 5: It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: It's my quest for greatness and I thought i'd bring
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  Speaker 2: the audience along for the ride too.
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  Speaker 5: So what is it like?
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  Speaker 1: What's the structure of Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So each week we're nurishing, maybe we're detoxing. One week
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  Speaker 2: we nourish the mind, body, soul, you know, and then
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  Speaker 2: the next week we indulge a little bit. We're not
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  Speaker 2: going to feel bad about feeling good, but we're trying
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  Speaker 2: to make gains Like I feel like I've been in
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  Speaker 2: a deficit the past ten years, you know what I mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: partying too much? I haven't. I've lost like my cheek,
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  Speaker 2: I flow, and I'm getting that back. I feel it too.
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  Speaker 2: I feel just more structured and regimented. But I'm still
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  Speaker 2: having fun. I'm still ripping jellow shots at the Bayou.
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  Speaker 5: Ranges, Jenno Willis, Zach Wickham.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, are you guys all cool? I love those guys.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Jenna, Yeah, well, Jenna is my my road dog.
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  Speaker 1: Like Zach Zach, I'm cool with him. He likes to
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  Speaker 1: beef with himself in the comments section about me, he does.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, also though lovely things about you.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never heard a bad word come out of
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  Speaker 2: his mouth and.
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  Speaker 1: Well in the public that is news to us that
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  Speaker 1: I've always when I've been around him, had nothing but
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  Speaker 1: a gleeful time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's been a champion for Tom Tom because things
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  Speaker 2: haven't been great in West Hollywood, but I feel like
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of getting its pulse back a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think things haven't been great? As someone
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  Speaker 1: who is in the bar industry, why is it slow?
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  Speaker 2: Man? It's a brutal business.
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  Speaker 4: Because we talked about this on another podcast of Why We.
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  Speaker 1: Think Well, I said that the city's been dead since COVID.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just never his fault, the same after COVID.
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  Speaker 5: It hasn't.
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  Speaker 1: But then there were people in the DMS and comments section,
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  Speaker 1: They're like, Hello, we can't afford to go out.
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  Speaker 2: It's so expensive every tab I go, If I go
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  Speaker 2: to dinner with someone, it's minimum two hundred dollars and
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  Speaker 2: have a couple of martinis, and like it's always two
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  Speaker 2: or three hundred dollars easily.
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  Speaker 4: We don't even drink and we go out and it's
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  Speaker 4: still ong, like outrageous, like without cocktails on the bill.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the other night we ordered I think it
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  Speaker 1: was like fast food, and I got out of it
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  Speaker 1: at like eighty six dollars and I was like, fuck, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I fed three people for less than one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking winning.
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  Speaker 2: I know, it's such a good feeling. It feels like
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  Speaker 2: a little w You got to celebrate your little wins.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's crushing it right now, and I wish
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  Speaker 2: we could go there after for a triple dipper. Chili's
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  Speaker 2: crushed it. Last quarter up thirty one percent because it's
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  Speaker 2: so affordable. The food's pretty dang good.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the food's epic.
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  Speaker 2: I love cheese, Chili's.
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  Speaker 5: Go to me Love Chili.
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  Speaker 2: We do an episode form my podcast at Chili's.
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  Speaker 5: You want that to be our retalk?
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  Speaker 2: Is that okay?
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  Speaker 5: Or is that our details?
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  Speaker 2: We're going to go on a sober bender if you
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  Speaker 2: want to join us Easton. If I'm invited, I am there.
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  Speaker 2: That's a reoccurring Chilies. Yeah, Chili's. I Chili's and ironically
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  Speaker 2: love Chili's.
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  Speaker 1: Do you go to the one in Encino? Are you
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  Speaker 1: more of a postmader?
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  Speaker 2: I usually only go to Chili's when I'm back in Florida. Really, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: Katie had post maded it a few times. I remember
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  Speaker 2: when we had the crib.
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, because it's right there.
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  Speaker 2: I remember. Sorry, I'm jumping around right now. I remember
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  Speaker 2: there was there was like something went viral there talking
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  Speaker 2: about how Kylie Jenner spent spent over ten thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: on post mats, and I remember me and Katie looked
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  Speaker 2: at each other like that's it is that bad? I
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  Speaker 2: swear we had spent like twenty grand on Postmates in
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  Speaker 2: like twenty nineteen, the thing, Oh my.
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  Speaker 1: God, can I tell you what's kicking my ass right now?
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  Speaker 1: I find going to the grocery store to be such
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  Speaker 1: a waste of someone's time and energy. So we do Instacart,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't even care what the upcharge
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  Speaker 1: is because it's worth it not having to get in
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  Speaker 1: my car and go there.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I find out I save money on Postmates because like,
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  Speaker 4: I pick what I need.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm at the grocery store, I will just like
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  Speaker 2: walk the.
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  Speaker 3: Island and be like that looks good.
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  Speaker 2: So me paying the.
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  Speaker 4: Delivery fee, I'm actually saving money not getting fifteen other
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  Speaker 4: items I did not need. How I look at it
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  Speaker 4: might be lying to myself, but I feel pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Good about it.
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  Speaker 1: But now like I'm posts, we're doing Postmates for our
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  Speaker 1: actual meals, and then I'm going to the grocery store
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  Speaker 1: via Instacart, So there's delivery charges on top of delivery charges,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't give one shit because I cannot get
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  Speaker 1: my time back.
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  Speaker 5: But I can always figure out a way to.
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  Speaker 1: Make more money, like showing a nipple on.
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  Speaker 4: Don't laughing about this only fans, but it really is
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  Speaker 4: amount of.
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  Speaker 2: Time you would crush. You'd probably be set for life
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  Speaker 2: in a couple of years. But what if you do
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  Speaker 2: it and you got your ass spread or whatever, and
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  Speaker 2: like you don't make any it would be it would
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  Speaker 2: be so depressings for seven dollars.
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  Speaker 1: No, right, but that's up. What I would do is
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  Speaker 1: so I have super bottle toes. They're very long. I
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: would play with different kinds of sausages with my feet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're niching down. I like this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in So then if I don't make any money,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, well, no, ship, you didn't make any money.
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  Speaker 5: Look at what you were doing. And then if you
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  Speaker 5: did make a ton of money, You're like, holy shit,
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  Speaker 5: this was genius. There's no downside.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. You have a vision, have you guys?
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  Speaker 2: I've discussed this.
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  Speaker 5: No, this is the first time I've ever my only
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  Speaker 5: fans with my brothers.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna have to shoot this.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: By the way, I kept Easton off of the Britney
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: episode thinking we were going to talk about sex.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: We didn't talk one thing about sex.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Here we are.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: What the fuck I didn't know you had?
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Like do you have you have a foot fetish type
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: of thing or you just have great.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: I have great. I don't have great feet. I just
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: like to look at the world and go there's a
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: lot of suckers out there.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: So if I.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Really, you know, hit on hard times, need a pay.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, you need to send Ocean to private school.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: If I were and I hit hard times, I think
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: I'm selling my used panties.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: It's disgusting.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: It's always parts in a jar. I'm not kidding you
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: disgusting men out there.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: You guys, I'm gonna vomit. And I don't know how
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: it took this turn.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Like in Japan betting machines where you can get women's
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: used underwear.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: I'm disgusted.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I love Japan. I don't want that to be the
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: audience's first impression of my impression of Japan. I love Japan.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I just got back.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: What part of Japan did you go?
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: We did Tokyo and Kyoto, both lovely.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I have heard that it is spectacular, and I told
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: my family next year we're going to Tokyo.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Just plan on it, you guys. I promise I will
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: vouch for it. I will reimburse you for your trip
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: if you don't like it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Wow, what kind of money are you making? He's just
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: really hoping to go by flat five star hotel.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I did. Okay, let's just get into it. I did fly.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I flied Economy plus because I didn't want to. It
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: was like, I think, sit up straight, the seats were
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: decent and they went halfway down. I didn't want to
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: drop like six racks on a ticket.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I guess it's like the first time we got first class,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: which is really nice. It makes a huge difference. I'm
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: not bougie, but like, if I'm flying ten hours, I
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: kind of want to lay down you and me. Yeah,
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I want to sleep you guys, Okay, Like I don't
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: want to get into that. Do you mind flying economy Yeah?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: No, depends on how long.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: And like if I gotta fly.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: If it's over four hours, I need like business plus.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: So my mom books our tickets to Hawaii, and every
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: time she has put us in comfort plus. Yeah, and
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: every time gets pissed. I make a scene and I'm like,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: never fucking again, I'm done with this.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: To lay down, Oh, Lisa, as we're putting the bags up, Lisa,
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I let you do this every time.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Once we get going and we're in there and I
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: go that was a great flight, but two kids, you
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: can't pop.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be alert. How's your beautiful babies?
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Beautiful babies, beautiful babies.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I have no complaints in the kid departments.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: They're so adorable.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: By the way, I.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Did the Kelly Stafford podcast, Yeah, and they asked me
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: what vander Pump cast member I would choose as my
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: baby daddy or my sperm do? I said you, And
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't feel like he'd give me
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: a hard time.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I'm so easy loud, You're so We don't see each
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: other a ton, but I consider you one of my
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: best friends.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I have a very soft spot in my heart for you,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: and I consider you a dear friend.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: I love you too.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I could not see either of you for five years,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: and we would just pick right back up where we
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: left off.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: But don't you feel like those are called evolved friendships
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: because as you get older, it is natural for people
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: to start businesses, get married, have children. If you base
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: your friendship on seeing someone every day or talking to
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: them every day, that like, I'm not going to be
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: a good friend to you because multiple occasions where I
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: don't text you back, I'm not going to see you
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: for long periods of time. You have to be able
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: to pick up where you left off.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm loyal, but I manage my expectations, like I
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: don't expect anything from anybody really, and if you cancel
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: on me, I'm okay with that too. Maybe not like
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: the moment of but I never get mad at my
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: friends for like backing out of plans or saying they're tired.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Do they want to stay in? I'm like, you do
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: you boom?
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Do you feel like you get walked on because you're
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: so chill? Sometimes?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: No? No, I have healthy boundaries now. Really, I've learned
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: to say no. That's what I'm working on right now.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Healthy boundaries.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like saying no even when I don't want to,
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: because that's what will stem anxiety, Like if I don't
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: want to do something, but like I'm the type of
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: person where no, saying no is harder than whatever I'm
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: about to do. Yeah, so I rather deal with my
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: anxiety and doing that than like the hardness like I said.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Of like no, right, I usually put things off. I'm like,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, but I'll commit now
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: to save me from having to be uncomfortable right now
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: and I'll just be uncomfortable later when I canceled.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will never be upset. If you guys can't.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Slo on me, that's good because I'll do it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: But I do want to hang this week and I
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: probably do want to go to Chili's.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: We will always go to Chili's with you.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Why can't we?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: It's actually seeing how much we go.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Can I make a plan for this weekend? And I'm serious,
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: I do. We should have Chilis at the house.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: With my bum.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Are we going to Chili's or are we doing a
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Chili's pool day?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: We can do whatever Schwartzy wants.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I want to try this Triple Dipper. There's a lot
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: of hype.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of hype on the Triple Dipper.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: The Triple Dipper. This man in a frenzy. Yeah, what
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Is there?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Cheese sticks, yep, yep? Wings? What else? I'm losing something
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: like that?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: You know, I love me some case of dips.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Puffy, I get puffy immediately now, Oh.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: I wake up looking like my eyes are Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: And we were like a sushi kick for a minute
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: and that's.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: When I was Yeah, my my ocean love sushi. So
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: it's something that we eat on the regular, and I
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: was worried she was going to have mercury poisoning. I
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: was like, we cannot have it one more day.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Ocean like sushi, Yes, that's so cute.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You want salmon sashimi with Atamammy sophisticated palette? Yeah, you
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: know I I raise sophisticated palette, that is for sure.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Do you want kids?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, I think I think I'm one of
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: my second second episode I was talking about I think
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: it's probably my biggest insecurity in life, just not having
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: a family.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: How old are you?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Forty two? I want kids so bad, but I don't
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: want to rush it. I've seen disastrous consequences of people
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: who rush it or just you know, pick somebody and
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: it doesn't work out all of a sudden, there's a
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: long drawn out custody battle.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Have you ever thought about doing it by yourself?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: That's the other thing. Do you want kids or do
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: you want a family? Because there's a big difference, and
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: not that I don't have a family.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: I have a family, but some a lot of people
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: say I.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Couldn't do it on my own because I want a
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: partner to create my family unit with is that what
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: you create.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I want a family. I feel like you you wear
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: that hat well though as a single, single single Yes, yeah,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: you do it so well and so effortlessly. I know
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: it's a lot of work, but you make it look effortless.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Well, thank you.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: And I know you're a great mom.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah you want kids, Yeah you would. I think you
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: would make like a really sweet.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Like even I mean, yes, you want the wife, but
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: that's me right now, is like, I just I really
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: want kids, and I feel like I could just do
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: it by myself.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Just I mean, seeing you, I feel like that's the
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: reason why.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Imagine the household of Easton just went out and got
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: an egg donor do you imagine?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just take care the family.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: Been through to make them just relationship.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: We just want kids.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Isn't it hard to date?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's one thing. I've always been really lucky
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: with relationships my whole life. Question I've ever dated is
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: fucking fabulous. I'm so lucky. I feel like I've hit
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: the lottery, like five times. Where do you? Where are
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: you meeting these women?
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Do you have a are you on dating apps or
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: are you organic?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: God? No, I hate dating apps. I had Hinge for
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: like one week.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: After a lot of people are meeting their mate on
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: hinge right now. I like the news.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: No, I've never had a date.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: I've never had a dating profile a dating app, and
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: it's usually been organic or like Instagram or something.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: But it's to the point.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Where like it's I think that's the new move. Like
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: that's even where you find like friends. I've known people
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: who were like, yeah, we went on a date, and
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: we like didn't It wasn't like that, but now we're
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: really good friends and like they hang out with each other's.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Luke and Kristen met on a dating app, right what? No?
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, they didn't. They met at a wedding.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Tell me the last person that you how long ago
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: was it that you dated? Last person that you dated?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: How long ago?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Wash? Let's see. I mean, I guess we never formally dated,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: but I love her madly and still do. She's one
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: of my best friends. But we're not dating. This is
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: not a schwartzy commitment thing. It's just she didn't want
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: to really take it there. But we're still really good friends,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: so I mean, we're still hang out a lot. But
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I guess technically I'm single, but I'm not advertising it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I'm just laying low.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: So you're not looking to date right now?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I mean not right now?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I get that.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if something were to present itself, I mean,
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: you're not against it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I guess I'm not looking for love.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like you know, I think when people say
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: when you're not looking is when it finds you. It's like, well,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking at it ain't find any So that's
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: absolutely untrue.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Well maybe you got to look in the mirror.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Maybe I need to leave the room, leave the one
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: room that I stay in. But I think that that
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: is when you say I'm not looking for it. When
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: you go out, there's something that happens subconsciously, where there's
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: a block up that's going to make chicks not want
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to approach you, because it is something that I feel
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: is an energy when you go out right. Yes, And
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: that's why I was wondering if it's hard for you
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: to date, because for me, if I go out and
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: the type of dude that I'm interested, then he's not
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: gonna know who the fuck I am, what I do.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: He's most likely never heard of Bravo or vander Pump rules.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Is there green flags?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Or it's not green. No, it's just most dudes that
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I would be into, don't They're not in this world
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: now for you a dude on Bravo, which is primarily
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: females watching, Do you ever wonder what the intention is
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: like they most likely know exactly who you are or
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: know of you.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: No, I'm so I'm so lucky this is People are
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: gonna be rolling their eyes, but I'm so lucky. It
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: just happens so effortlessly with me. I always been lucky
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: with women. I don't know.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I just like a James Kennedy situation where every girlfriend
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: has been a fan of the show.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't think I've ever dated a fangirl. Wow,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: i'vey was always in a relationship the whole time on TV.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: You know, me and Katie got divorced in twenty twenty two, right, Yeah,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: so I was always in a relationship.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: And then I feel like the girl who dressed you
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: for the reunion, correct me if I'm wrong. It was
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: kind of a deal breaker that you were on that
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: show because it brought a lot of unwanted attention to her.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I think, I mean, listen, she's fiercely independent, but yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: she didn't love getting like reduced to Tom Schwartz's girlfriend.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a at me, but like, she just she
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: just got on the scene, you know. By the way,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: she's crushing it. Shout out to shop Sosco. That's her business.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: She's a vintage.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Is that it's a vintage.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: See she has like the best collection in the best
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: style of any person I've ever met in my life. Wow,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: she's crushing it right now. So shout out to her shop.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: It's it's in our apartment. Wow, getting a new showroom.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: But yeah, she's crushing it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: I would like to look at the vintage clothes.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: That's where I got these.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pantaloons, baby looked fly as hell. By the way,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: can we talk about your cool.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just surviving the day.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: You guys compliment each other.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Nice, really nice of you.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I walked in the house and my mom goes, she's
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: in brown too. I went, well, ship, this is a
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: good color for you, laala brown.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Well, chocolate brown is good for everybody.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're looking at what I love.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: About olive green and chocolate brown. Is that no matter
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the skin tone, no eye color, it looks good.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: I will disagree with you. You look very good in that color.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think a lot of people look good in brown.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Travis Scott, Yeah, Travis Scott.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: When his brown started coming out with Cactus Jack, so
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: many people.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Were wearing brown and not a lot of people look crazy.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: That's very interesting. I guess it's the right shade of brown.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: When you go into filming a show, do you have
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: a stylist or are you just like, like, does someone
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: hand to pick your slides out for you?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: By the way, they're gonna be so mad. I do
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: have stylists. Shout out to the Solomon sisters, and they
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: hate these dingy, dusty black vans. I just slide them on.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: They're so easy to put on, but they hate these.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Are they velvet?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm sorry you guys.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: What's so crazy is like I didn't say anything, but
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: when I walked in, like, I loved the same thing.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: But I like the velvet. I like, just like a
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: thin shoe looks like you're not wearing anything.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: It's almost like, wow, it's a dress sho No it's not.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: It's a vand slippers.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: It almost looks like a penny loafer.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Velvet's always I always thought velvet was sexy. I'm not
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: saying these are sexy any means, but velvet is sexy.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I think it's so.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: Sexy because Sanza draped in velvet.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Villain.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's all I want.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Loving the Seinfeld references.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Here, are you appearing in any more Bravo like you
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: appear on The Valley?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit on the Valley?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Is it weird?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Not at all? I mean, I've known all those people
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: for so long. It felt seamless and very organic.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Did you see the entire season?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I've watched it sporadically. It's so good. It's weird. I wait,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: this is I feel like a peeping tom when I like,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I don't when I watch shows that my friends are on,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: like Summer House, I feel like I'm spying on them
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: or learning things about my friends I shouldn't know, don't
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a little too close for comfort.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like a violation almost.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't watch me and I won't watch you.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: That's the deal.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, don't be watching band Pump Rules.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: But it was really really nice seeing you on TV.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: It's like a little piece of home.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: That's when I told it was Yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: It was on the bonus episode and I was watching
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: funny clips on TikTok and it was you and Jack's
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: but it was mostly you, and it was funny moments,
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: and that's where I was watching it.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, there's just something about Schwartz that I
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: just need on my.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Yes and I feel like.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: The Valley God, damn this right ya this man to
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: my left.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: But you also make made an appearance on Summer House
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: this I did.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: It was really nice. I was like one of the
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: best little reprieves getting to go out there to the Hampton's.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I love that crew, and I was like, I was
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: very sentimental about it because I see their energy. I
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: see them they have what we had. They have they
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: have magic together. And yes, they drive each other crazy
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: and they fight and they bicker, but there's a there's
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: an undercurrent, an overcurrent of love and respect and they're
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: like one big, happy, dysfunctional fan. I missed that. I
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: missed that we used to have that, like pre pandemic
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: we had that.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Remember I yeah, I do remember. I remember it very
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: well and it like still will always have a special
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: place in my heart that time in my life. I
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: really think that you may be a good match with
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Lexi Wood Lexie.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: That's probably the person I know the least. I don't
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: know anything about.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Well, she's new, she's new to the Bravo universe. But
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: you know who she is, right, Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I met her. She was in the house when I
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: was staying there.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Beautiful. She has like a pretty hefty resume of a
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: list celebrities.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Drake Yeah, Drake.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Flex freaking Victoria Beckham's son.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: No, she's got She's got a roster, and she's stunning.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I think that you guys would be like a really
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: cute match.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: How's your how's your roster? La?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: La empty?
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: She's still looking for a paper and pen. Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I have this eye situation
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: happening right. I washed my hair last night and was
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: just like so into taking care of myself. I put
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the kids in bed, and I was like, I'm going
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: to wash my hair, and not only am I gonna
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: wash it, I'm gonna do like a scalp situation, a
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: fucking like hair mask. I get out of the shower,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at myself. Easton, cover your ears. I'm getting
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: gray hair. I've got tits that have now breastfed two babies,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: and I have a bum eye, and I'm like, what
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the fuck is going on? Haven't been injected since season
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: ten botox, botox filler.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Everyone's like, stop touching your face.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, I need to touch my face because
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: it hasn't been touched in a while.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: You look good right now, you look you look naturally natural.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Actually, fuck off, you actually looked You've ever looked respectfully.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I needed to hear that because I also have postpartum
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: shedding that's happening, and thank god for neutrafol or be
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: fucking bald. But I'm like, something needs to change. It's
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: just enough already. So no, my roster is empty and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I have no plan to get it. And by the way,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: every time I even think about going on a date,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: something no, no, no, something happens to where I actually
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: have to.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Cancel, some sort of divine intervention.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, it's like, I'm gonna go out with this guy.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: My daughter is so sick and needing to be taken
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: to like the emergency room. Have to cancel. I'm gonna
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: go do this, bum I I'm gonna do Like it
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: is always something that is so out of my control.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Are you actively seeking love right now.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: No, it's open.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm more open than I have been in the past.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I'm very much in this. But that's the other thing
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: is I'm still going back and forth on a third kid.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: So then it's another element of like if I am
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: open to it, I meet someone and say, like, if
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: you want children, you and you want them to be yours,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be I can't give that to you. You
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: also have to be comfortable with the fact if like
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: you and I completely hit it off and I one
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: day say I want a third baby, I'm gonna be
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: getting pregnant and it's not going to be with you.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: So I think I make it difficult for myself to day.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: You need a man who's got his ship together. Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: an emotionally mature, confident and successful man's not afraid to
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: co parent with you.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: And yeah, that's exactly what it is.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: And they have to be They have to want kids,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: because if you don't want kids you already got two,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: then you're not going to be a good fit. Because
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I have two kids.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: That's a recipe for disaster.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Right, So you either have to have kids or be
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: okay with not having your own kids. You just want
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: to participate in children.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, children, Well.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Come on over, I'd love to punt them off to you.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Have you seen Sosa, Yeah.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Just fucking gorgeous. She's a dream. So is Ocean. They're
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: both the dream.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Ocean has a really fucking cool look, like she's got
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: this like olive skin, these like this like light hair.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: She's like a surfer chick does not.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: She's such boy energy. Like the other day, I walked
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: in and I gave her gum and she locked herself
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: in a room and I was like, are you going
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: number two?
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Open this door?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: She has spelled attempted to spell her name with the gum.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: On the on the wall. She's an artiste.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's an artist, and when I lose my mind
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: on her, she doesn't give one fuck.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I want some gum art. That's very avant garde.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: I'll have her make you a piece.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Can you make me some gummart I'm sure she would
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: love to. I'm gonna come hang out with you guys
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: this week. Well, I might go to San Diego. Actually,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: we'll see.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do in San Diego? I've been
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: wanting to go to the zoo there. Oh, you guys,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty anti Zoo, but I would go to the
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: San Diego.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: You got a romance, your life a little bit, you
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: gotta hop on the train. It's so lovely. You take
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: it down to San Diego. Stay somewhere in the gas
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Lamp district, be on the beach, fabulous five star hotel.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, but it's such a good vibe. I love
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: the food. If you're a bit of a foodie.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I am a foodie.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Who are you going with?
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I think like Luke and Kristen and a few
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: other people are going down there and they're like, do
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: you want to roll? I might hop on the train
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: and meet you guys there.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: That's really cute.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Have you ever taken a train before?
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: No, it's been in our it's been in the plans, though.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: We want to do like the Coastline.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I've taken a train. I've taken a train. I've taken
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: a mini train.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Romantic as fuck, isn't it? Yes, it's like idyllic. It
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: just feels so peaceful. Best nap one of the top
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: five naps of all time. On a train. I get
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: a cold beer, it gets snacks, listening to like ten
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: different podcasts, getting them in like the.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Massage on the rails that it kind of gives.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: You a.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Born baby.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that arouses me for some reason. Sorry, train ride, No,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: I get the bumps. I don't know what it is.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: It's like, No, I'm getting hard.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Black card right now thinking about it. I think I'm
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: excited to go on a train.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Are you going with a chick or no?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: No, just I would just be going solo.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Are you sexually active right now?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Not right now?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: No. But is that by choice or are you making
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a commitment to yourself for mental reasons?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: It's complicated, but yeah, I'm just laying low right now.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: When you when you drink in the past, let's say
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: two to three years when you were drinking, do you
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: feel like it was something to more like numb the
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: stress and anxiety.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah. I drank more than I've ever drank
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: in my life. When Shorts and Sandy's was open, I
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: was in there a lot, and I just like, no
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: matter what I did, I just could not fix rectify
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: the situation. Couldn't get it in the black, you know,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: no matter what we tried, And I just kept throwing
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: money at it, throwing money, time and money, my whole
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: heart and soul. I put everything I had in that
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: place and it didn't work out, But that was a
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: good learning experience for your next one. Don't open a bar.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: That's my vice.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Would you ever open another bar.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: As a consultant? I wouldn't put my own money.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: But like, I know, Yeah, how is Jack's doing? He
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: still lives next.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Door to you, he does. He's such a good neighbor.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I know he's going through it man, and he's you know,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: he's responsible for all the stuff that's happening. But I
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: think he's handling it pretty well. He's sober now, yeah, uge,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: no alcohol, not even a sip. Yeah, for like one
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty days.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: He's such a good neighbor. He's so quiet. I never
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: hear a peep out of him. Wow. Yeah, he's really quiet.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: So when you are now that you're dealing with kind
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: of like Jack's on the receiving end of a lot
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: of people watching a show and having a very strong
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: reaction to him, what would you say is the biggest
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: difference now when dealing with him versus when you were
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: dealing with the sand of all situation.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I have boundaries now and I don't have a
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: million dollar business with our name on the side together,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Yeah, Like it's like a
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: lightning rod. So my piece is protected, you know what
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I mean. So I don't know. I just I just
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: don't want, you know. So maybe his worst moment to
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: define him. You know. I want to see him get that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I want to see him win. Just I don't know.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: He's a father now. I want to see him get
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: it together and like and sort of get his friendship
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: back with Brittany where it needs to be. I don't
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: think she's ready for that, but no, but I think
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: if he were too, he has a long road to repair.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: But well, because he's given her false hope and false
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: promises so many times that she now has a wall up.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: But I think if he got to a good place
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: and showed consistency. We both know Brittany, she has such
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: a loving and forgiving heart that I know for a
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: fact they could have a beautiful co parenting relationship.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: And I think they'll get there. It might take a
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: few years, but I think they'll get.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: There a few years. In the grand scheme of life,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: You know, truly, you look at it at like from
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: cruisey standpoint in four. You know, by the time he
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: five six, Like, that's you guys are now hope arrenting
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: healthy you He wouldn't even remember, you know, yeah, right,
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Like that's a great day.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is the time to start. But it's
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Jackson's on that path and doing what he's doing.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: No ex Actually do you still talk to sandoval I?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: It's it's funny. I know, I committed. I don't see
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Tom that much. He's always with his girlfriend, Victoria is
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: so madly in love.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Have they gotten more normal?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, they put a lot of work in this question.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: What does more normal mean?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Well, just I think lost when and this is I
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: think with anybody, Uh, when you're in such toxicity all
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: the time, you almost become addicted to that type. You
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: don't know how to I talked about it with Brittany.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I feel more comfortable with dudes who put me in
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: a combative situation and arguing than a dude who's like,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I'd love to take you to dinner and have a
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: normal conversation because I don't know how to do that
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: with someone. Wow, I can go tos and I can
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: check you that. I'm very comfortable doing that's your way.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: In fact, that's a love language. I think we should
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: get married tomorrow. This seems like a really healthy and
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: happy space for me. So I think with Sandoval, it
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: he was maybe you know, he went from like Kristen.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I think Arianna was very much normal for him, but
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: she he wasn't normal for her. I don't think this
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: is just me making a snap judgment.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: From Afar, no snap away, but.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes you get addicted to that type of like.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Just a break up. Yeah yeah, no, it's like yeah, like.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: A dopamine hit every time you fucking get into it
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: and then you get to make up.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I think, listen, I don't want to I don't want
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: to speculate, but I know they've done a good amount
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: of couples therapy and stuff, so I think they're in
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: a good place. I don't see Tom that much, but
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I must have agreed to this when I was drunk
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: at his last concert because he was doing a show
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: in Minnesota, and I want to go home and hang
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: out with my family, some of my extended family because
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: most of my family's in Florida. But I guess drunkenly,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: uh said yeah, I'll go on tour. With you. So
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I guess I'm going on like a little mini who
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: has tour. I don't even remember agreeing to this.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: That's what I love about courts.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: So he's like, I don't remember agreeing, but we're going.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Hey, it'll be my commitment. If there's one.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Thing I admire, I admire many things about you, but
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: one of the biggest is you. When you commit, you
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: honor your commitment.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: I do. I'm usually a man of my word.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: And I really appreciate that, because, especially when you're doing
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: a podcast, you don't know who's gonna who, you've teed up,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: and then last minute they're like, I can't.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I can't make it. Everybody's got I love podcasting. It's
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: so fun Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: But and I bet you're good at it because this
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: was this is so funny.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: This has been so easy.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: I've been over here forgetting. I'm on just listening to
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: you guys.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: All right, what's your go to comfort meal after a
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: brutal day?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Probably I've already thought too long.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, everybody hasn't tried to.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I love some I love Mexican food, like a
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: nice chicken carne side of Burritoh, like my favorite favorite
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: is like, I love Italian food, my god, meat balls.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I love old spaghetti factory.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Too.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: At the end, forget about it.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: You know your ship, honey, I'm from Utah. All we
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: knew was.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Spaghetti tear meal.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: We're going to out back steakhouse.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: What oh if we were going top top tier Texas roadhouse.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot about it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: What's the weirdest DM you've ever gotten?
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: They're so vanilla except during during you know what? Of
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: all like that. They're that dark chapter in my life,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: got some nasty ones.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: They get a little spicy.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Someone called me a mediocre ship stain a lot really
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: just that one hurt. She reduced my whole life to
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: a mediocre ship.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Stand you're just mediocre ships.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Everything I've done, i've like feel like I've enriched people's
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: lives and I've led a pretty fascinating life. She's like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: you're a that one hurt she got me.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: That woman I want to meet her.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: She's a fucking she had a blue check mark. I
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: forgot her name. She was like, she probably pays. She's
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: a pop culture guru or something.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: She sounds fucking awesome.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not really relating it to you.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: On what she said.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: But they're a lot with that.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: That's so good.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I could call that for sure.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: What's one red flag you used to ignore that you
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: now take seriously.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Just drinking too much, being sloppy, and yeah, there's no
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: reason to ever cheat, just cheating. It's just like I
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: can't I can't believe I used to get so drunk
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: that I would just like make out with a stranger.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: It seems so ridiculous now, and well, I.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Mean, in all fairness, I us see it wasted in
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: a week, I'm next to random men that I always
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: knew I used a condom because I'd see the wrapper
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: on the floor.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: That's good. I'm so proud of her.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry eton just ignore me.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Do you ever miss that? Laala?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I am such a square now, Tom, I.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Do enjoy people's dark passengers, Like I know, that was
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: very toxic time in your life when you're getting wasted.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't always toxic, wasn't It was after my
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: dad did, which was only six months between my dad
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: passing and me getting sober.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: The rest of the time was like, really a fucking
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: hate day.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I had a blast.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: I don't regret one fucking moment.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: We were just talking, Me and Stacey were just talking
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: about our trip to Cabomember. I love that trip, the one.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Did I have dark hair?
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Isn't that where you was? We rolled? We did a
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: lot of things, no, y'all. Oh yeah, that's right.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: They thought I was rolling because I was having everyone
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: touch me. But it's because I was suffering from tremendous
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: anxiety and Sunday scaries or Sunday scary scares that came
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: out sounding not right. What song is currently living rent
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: free in your brain?
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Let's see. I really liked this producer, Orlando Higginbottom. He's
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: totally enormous State Dinosaurs. You guys know him. He's a producer.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: He makes such great music. Check them out.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I would try to see your Spotify playlist.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: I have a feeling there's like no words. I had
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: a lot of just like sounds, there's words.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: And I have a lot of hip hop too. I'm
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: getting into country. I just listen to the new Morgan
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Wallam Morgan Wallen, Yeah, I've done it. His new album
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: is so good.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: He makes great music.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Wow, what's the most Tom Schwartz thing you've ever done
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: in real life?
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Not on camera, not on camera.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: I feel like a.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Really Tom Schwartzy thing is you taking shots with random
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: people when you love that.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: And just giving my phone to people on that and
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: then me following their Instagram accounts. I have boundaries. Now,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not following anybody more. I follow eight eighty five
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: hundred people.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I think that is beyond and I'm so angry about this.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I need to get him out and get him out
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: of there.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: I know, like Katie and like Sophia would just like,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: you can't just give your phone to someone and your fault,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Like what if they go to your like Venmo or something.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, Tom Schwartzy thing.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Wait, let's see guys, let's see my follower account. This
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: is egregious. By the way, seven and one, no more sports.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: You've got to unfollow some people.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Absolutely you talk. I don't want to hurt their feelings.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Though I'll tak.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Them, You'll never going to see them again in your life,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: that's what you think.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: But I'm in the bars a lot. I'm at Tom
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Tom hosting a lot.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: That is true, but no, but I'm in your boat.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: I rather keep following them and not have that awkward
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: fucking conversation.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: When you see them again, it's not worth it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: You click unfollow on their end, like it looks like
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: they unfollowed you, so then it looks like you retaliated
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: with an unfollow. I've never personally done that.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: No, but that's a good one. I'm taking that one, but.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It would be a very Tom Schwartz way of doing it.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Hold on, what's one cent that instantly calms you down?
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: You're not very rapid at this game?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know these are. This is like a whole
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: podcast in itself. I love this. Uh, what's that? What's that?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: I love palacento? Oh, it's to cleanse the energy in
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: your room. Person. This smells really good. Those little woodsticks?
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Last one, what's your most irrational fear that you low
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: key stand by.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I have an irrational fear of what am I scared of?
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you guys help me. I don't really
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: have any irrational fears.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've been through a lot of shit, so
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think anything could really scare you.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: I have one, so like I don't like walking around naked.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I have an irrational fear like an owl or the
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: roof down and just grab my penis and pluck it off,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: even like in your bed, like out of the shower,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: of course. But I know, like, do you hate.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Being naked in your own room even a little bit?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I feel like I get sweaty when I'm naked if
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I sleep naked.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Right, I love sleeping naked. I know I wear more
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: clothes to bed than I do out.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in public, I can't.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Be naked in my own room.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I feel weird.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Oh do you guys walk on the house naked?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Well no, obviously, well no, but like I don't live
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: in my house, but like my house is all chicks.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: I am in my bathroom is in my room. I
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: will get out of the shower with a towel. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: will have my pants ready and then I put them
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: on under the towel and then I take the towel off.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Doors locked, no one's there.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: But I need to feel like very comfortable. Now I'm
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: in a bathrobe at all times.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: That's the bathroom life is good when you're in a bathrobe.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you my irrational fear?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am terrified that I will accidentally put nail
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: glue in my eyes instead of eye drops, wow or
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: affron not I almost you're fucked. You're blind if you
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: do that. So I am very Oh my.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: God, I have to know you just unlocked a new fear.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I have to It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I have to like literally examine the bottle for a
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: long time and make sure it's not playing tricks on me.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: That's not irrational, No, that isn't at all.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: If how are you, I'd be keeping the nail glue
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: in your I keep.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: It in separate places.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, what if my mother if my mother
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: can't see, for shit, see something small and she's like,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: it's a droper for eyes, And I'd like accidentally do that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: The ocean too. I'm terrified of the ocean. I won't
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: go anywhere past my waist.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: I won't go past my ankles.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe if I have a few cocktails, I get
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: a little courage, liquid courage. But I'm scared of sharks.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: I saw a grin what well, I just saw a
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: girl like getting pulled out and her achilles a shark
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: ripped like her whole calf off.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: So I will not go up to.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: My no, no, no ankle deep do you remember? And then
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: we'll sign off? But when we were in Mexico, I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: think it was Plia del Carmen and we all went
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: skinny dipping, just the girls. I don't know if you remember,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: we all go skinny dipping. The next day we go
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: to the front desk and they're like, did you have
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: a good time.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: We were like, yeah, we went swimming last night.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: They were like, there are alligators out there, crocodiles.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's crocodiles.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Can go back for there are crocodiles out there.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: You guys cannot do that again.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? Production We were out there
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: like laughing, like putting our tits together, like that's just
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: been charmed.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: The alligators were probably just as enthralled did a crocodile
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: or an allex.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Crocodiles in Mexico there's salty's there and they're very aggressive
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: compared to an American alligator.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: They were just watching you guys be naked and they
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: were just.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: No, Now, I'm such a square. If the chance I
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: could get hurt, I'm not doing it.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Our last Mexico tip was so fun. Our cast remember
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I think two thousand, the last one we all went on.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Bo and Stasi were still on the show. It was
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: like twenty nineteen.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: That wait, are you talking about the that was not
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: on camera?
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: You're talking about.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about one with Randall. I'm talking about
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: with the one. When we filmed, we went to Plaadel Carmen. Yeah, yes,
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: and we drove the little car, the dune buggies.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: And so fucking fun.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: And then remember we went swimming and we all got
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: like a parasite. We all were shitting our brains out
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: when we got home. I got us, yeah I did.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: But it can, it can take me again.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I do not care.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: Fabulous Tom Schwartzey.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you came on my podcast.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: This is fun, guys.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you for being I kind of forgot what I
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: was doing for a second. You guys, thank you for
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: listening to another episode of Give Them La La Podcast.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna catch you guys next week. Bye.