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Episode 43: Catmalogen · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: M M.
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  Speaker 2: I nearly didn't make the recording this week, so go away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm in the grip of something here, and you're all
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  Speaker 2: very welcome along by the way to the recording I
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  Speaker 2: nearly didn't make of the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm
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  Speaker 2: Jeremy Bride. That's Tomo Manning Harry still keeping geez, tell.
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  Speaker 3: Me more because in fairness, I'm delayed. One to it.
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  Speaker 3: I parent teacher meeting, my first ever one to this
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  Speaker 3: evening and yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The first ever receiving in the one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm receiving it the one. Yeah for yeah, being there
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  Speaker 3: as a.
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  Speaker 2: Particularly yeah, subject of many, I'd say.
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  Speaker 3: There's many, many, many back in the day, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was. I had to sit on a tiny chair
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  Speaker 3: at a tiny table. It was ludicrous but fun in
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  Speaker 3: one way. It was like it were giant peoples and
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  Speaker 3: these tiny chairs.
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  Speaker 2: Hilarious teacher teacher going likeho through that and you're just
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  Speaker 2: like nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and I was hoping there was don't hope we're
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  Speaker 3: not talking about that the series, because I literally feel
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  Speaker 3: like I'm in the clown car. Please don't get into
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  Speaker 3: any serious subjects with Timefully, there was nothing. There's a
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  Speaker 3: great coloring coloring is great. Coloring is mighty.
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  Speaker 2: Son, the best of them?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, So tell us how did
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  Speaker 3: you nearly not make it? I mean, it is good
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  Speaker 3: night on here. I understand you know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hooked tom on a new computer game. And I
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  Speaker 2: know you don't play computer games, body, but if I
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  Speaker 2: was going to get you, and I'll get you with
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  Speaker 2: this one construction. No, it's a poker game called Blatter,
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  Speaker 2: but it's a it's single player, so you're not playing
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  Speaker 2: money against people. It's just you. Just it's kind of
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  Speaker 2: half poke or half Solitaire, half patient sort of thing.
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  Speaker 2: You're just sort of playing against yourself.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you now, I used to Solitaire. Used to
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  Speaker 3: drive me wild. I don't know why, but it just
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  Speaker 3: got my veins back in the back in the early
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  Speaker 3: two thousands whatever it was like, I don't know, I
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  Speaker 3: was time on my hands the evening times for some reason.
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  Speaker 3: Solid here just gotten by vain. So I kind of
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  Speaker 3: get where you're going on this.
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  Speaker 2: That's why this one I think will get you. Pal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't open the door. See I'm not poo
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  Speaker 3: poo on these things. I just can't open the door
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  Speaker 3: to this because I know it will happen. I'll be
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  Speaker 3: you know, four stone lighter or forestone heavier the next
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  Speaker 3: time you see me, all my teeth that have fallen out,
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  Speaker 3: the family that have left me, and I'll be living
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  Speaker 3: in my car. That's kind of how that's the extreme
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  Speaker 3: of my addictive issues.
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  Speaker 2: So then Tom, stay away from this thing, because I say,
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  Speaker 2: even when I mentioned it here, several of our listeners
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  Speaker 2: started just like did you ever see Hank in the
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  Speaker 2: back of the car and breaking back. You're like, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: go away, get away from it, Stay away from mister danger.
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  Speaker 2: Once you mentioned it's like, don't don't start playing this game.
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  Speaker 2: You will lose. Honestly, at the weekend, I might have
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  Speaker 2: played it for ten hours straight. That's a fact. That's
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  Speaker 2: a fight. And like come round, I got about the
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  Speaker 2: sixty sixth hand of the lateral poker and like crack
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  Speaker 2: started appearing in the walls like I was unlocked, and
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  Speaker 2: the hell Raiser box like it was. It's very, very
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  Speaker 2: very addictive. It's it's sort of time. I would explain
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  Speaker 2: it to you standard a card poker, but if you
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  Speaker 2: could imagine you're delta handed poker out of a hand
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  Speaker 2: out of a decade cards but you're also dealt a
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  Speaker 2: hand from a decade joker. Okay, and and the jokers
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  Speaker 2: you get modify the score of the poker hand that
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  Speaker 2: you have. You hit me so far, Yeah, so one
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  Speaker 2: joker might double the score on spades and another joke
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  Speaker 2: or might triple the score on three of a kind.
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  Speaker 2: Do you see what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: I can, I can, and and see this kind of
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  Speaker 3: don't don't be doing this to me now, Jerry, because
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  Speaker 3: already I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Going and then and then you're also dealt hand the
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  Speaker 2: cards out of a tarot card deck, and they'll do
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  Speaker 2: other fidgety things to your cards. So this multiplies, that
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  Speaker 2: multiplies that. You see where I'm going with.
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  Speaker 3: This, I'd see where you're going church. Do you know
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  Speaker 3: what you're going to be dealt with next? The vose
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  Speaker 3: papers if you don't get your acting gear. This is
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  Speaker 3: not this is not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not calling you like It's to the point there
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  Speaker 2: now in the morning, I do have to give the
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  Speaker 2: missus the PlayStation controller and say take that away with
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  Speaker 2: you for the day or I'll get not done this
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  Speaker 2: day back to me.
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  Speaker 3: It's not available on your phone, is it, Because if
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  Speaker 3: it is, then Jesus Christ and if that goes everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: But I battled through to bring the fine listeners of
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  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show, another edition of the Tom
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry Show, and not just the Tom Show. Where's Jerry?
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  Speaker 2: He's blow playing the funny Wee Men on his PlayStation.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I mean, I'll do my best man on an accent. Ever,
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  Speaker 3: I met a chap for r D today. It was
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  Speaker 3: interesting speaking to him.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, not manon, but okay, no it's.
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  Speaker 3: Not Manahan, but it is heading up that negative woods
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  Speaker 3: like it is RD. It was yeah, he had that,
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  Speaker 3: he had that, and I was going, you know what,
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  Speaker 3: It didn't bother me as an accent, but I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking because Jerry is kind of localized and listener a
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  Speaker 3: bit that your accent annoys him because of where he's from.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing but love from our D people are working already
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  Speaker 2: for several years, nothing but love for my RD people.
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  Speaker 2: But Tom be a tough set with them on a
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  Speaker 2: bus ride the Cork, now going a lady there with
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  Speaker 2: you not going to the idea there. Well, listen, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: We're going to launch on any because between them, I'm
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  Speaker 2: literally fiending to get back to playing the proper game,
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  Speaker 2: and you've got the distress after our parent teacher meeting.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got to launch into the show, don't you know.
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  Speaker 3: I've got the bins, so I know what my distress
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  Speaker 3: is going to be later on class. Such an awful move,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it? Like, just got the bins?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got the bins. Gotta take that, I gotta
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  Speaker 2: take the dog out. We're going to launch into this
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  Speaker 2: week's big news Tom. Every week when the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Show for damn near a year now, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: have to start making things up. We're keeping rocking now
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  Speaker 2: for the time being. Every week we come at you
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  Speaker 2: with the big story, as far as we're concerned, the
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  Speaker 2: big story of the week, in a segment that we
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  Speaker 2: call the weekly what have You. This is a very
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  Speaker 2: complicated case, mad You know, a lot of you of
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  Speaker 2: what have you, and h a lot of scrans to
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  Speaker 2: keep in my head. Man.
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  Speaker 3: I like the way that you put it that you said,
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  Speaker 3: the big story that matters to us.
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  Speaker 2: The big story that matters to us. I understand there's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of things going on in the world, but
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  Speaker 2: nothing that we can string ten minutes of comedy out
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  Speaker 2: of time. I'll tell you that much.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. If it's if it's newsworthy, it's newsworthy,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm one behind. If it pings with us, and
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  Speaker 3: it seems to pings with our listeners. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to forget this if I don't say it
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  Speaker 3: out loud. Four different people have messaged me saying you
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  Speaker 3: have to support come support me on the tour because
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  Speaker 3: they're going, we gotta see McBride. They've never seen a
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  Speaker 3: bride on the new tour that I'm starting in May,
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  Speaker 3: and they're like, my pride's got to go everywhere with you.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, look, that man now has a computer
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  Speaker 3: game and.
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  Speaker 2: Has a has an online poker addiction. And it's not
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  Speaker 2: even poker that you'd win money at. It's just playing,
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  Speaker 2: as always against the fiercest opponent.
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  Speaker 3: As I said to them, I will send Jerry on
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  Speaker 3: the full listing and he can pick and choose which
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  Speaker 3: ones he wants to do, and he's more than welcome
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  Speaker 3: to do. And even if not all of them, I
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  Speaker 3: would be delighted to So I said, I would say
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  Speaker 3: that to you as on behalf of the listeners. So
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  Speaker 3: I got that out of the way. But look, as beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not the news, Tom, what's the news?
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  Speaker 3: It's not the news, And the news this week comes
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  Speaker 3: from Italy. By god, we do love those Latin folks,
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  Speaker 3: don't we.
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  Speaker 2: They're always a bit The Italians are keeping us in business.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: The past couple of weeks we've had a couple of
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  Speaker 2: the Italians. Spanish. They're great, the Spanish, lad, Yes, do
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: They're they're They're wild and good crack. Do you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean? I could see myself living among some
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  Speaker 3: of these people, do you know? Straight up kind of behavior?
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  Speaker 3: No interest. I want the kind of people like this
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  Speaker 3: Italian doctor who now faces an inquiry forgiven his cat
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  Speaker 3: I cats can.
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  Speaker 2: And you sent this to me, Tom, and I had
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  Speaker 2: to look at it a couple of times to now,
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  Speaker 2: what am I supposed to be mad about?
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  Speaker 3: Here? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Tell give us the whole story there.
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  Speaker 3: So he's he's an Italian radiologist. His name is that
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  Speaker 3: Jean Luca Finilli, which I'm doing in an accent because
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  Speaker 3: you can't, John, Yeah, you can't. It's either that or
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  Speaker 3: John Luke Finigan or Yan Luca Finnelli. You can't mess
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  Speaker 3: around like. So essentially he took his cat called Latina
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  Speaker 3: to to Umbarto Bini Hospital in northern Italy region where
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  Speaker 3: he is the head radiologist. And he's actually a manager
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  Speaker 3: of this private hospital as well, or this hospital as well.
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  Speaker 3: So he says, listen, this cat was between life and death.
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  Speaker 3: I knew I could only say for with a quick intervention.
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  Speaker 3: So he a brief scan in the catscan, which I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I mean, I'd be honest with you for
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  Speaker 3: the longest time if somebody told me the cats were
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  Speaker 3: involved in the cat scan, because they do stare at
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  Speaker 3: you a lot, I probably would have gone along with it.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's just six cats and some coil, just staring
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  Speaker 3: at you, and they come back with the reasoning. You know,
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  Speaker 3: like those dogs that can tell if a cow is pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: Same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we all know about that. That's the thing. I
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  Speaker 2: can't go a day without people talking about the dogs
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  Speaker 2: know when a cat is pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: I hain't no rocket surgeon.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just sayings last night.
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  Speaker 3: If cats ain't involved in cats scanning, what the hell
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  Speaker 3: they call it?
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  Speaker 2: I hate I hate to do this to you, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what cats scan stands for? C?
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  Speaker 3: A T I don't think I want to know, neither
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  Speaker 3: do I I know what c a D stands for,
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  Speaker 3: Like a cat design that's computer aided drawing, computer rated drawn?
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  Speaker 2: Is it computerrated drawn up? Computeriorated design?
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  Speaker 3: When I used all the CAD's computer aided drawing, But sure,
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  Speaker 3: look at.
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  Speaker 2: Drawing, so I'm assuming the cat scan is computer aided test,
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  Speaker 2: computer aided.
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  Speaker 3: No, we're not googling. We're not googling on this show,
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  Speaker 3: we never google anything. We just go top of the
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  Speaker 3: top of the dome with the stupid stuff that comes
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  Speaker 3: to the top of our brains. So well, look, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: here's the thing. So she went and then went. Immediately
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  Speaker 3: after that, he had to perform a new more theoreatic
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  Speaker 3: surgery in her angiography suite. This cat sounds it got
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  Speaker 3: a great evening. I'm telling you, it's kind of lovely.
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  Speaker 2: Probably got some botox as well, but she survived.
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  Speaker 3: The whole ordeal fair play because he's obviously class at
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  Speaker 3: this and obviously typically works on humans. But I'd say
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  Speaker 3: this isn't his force stallions. And you know, like if
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  Speaker 3: you if you brought a skanya into a fella that
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  Speaker 3: only ever works on Chickachento's he's gonna go. I could
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  Speaker 3: look at it, but you know, I ain't going at that.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's you know, what are we doing?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what it is?
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  Speaker 2: And it's it's funny. We've often heard stories made up
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  Speaker 2: or otherwise in movies or whatnot, but I'm sure it
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  Speaker 2: happens on gangsters and whatnot that need bullet wounds patched up.
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  Speaker 2: They can't go to doctors, so they go to a vet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is this is an animal that couldn't go to
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  Speaker 2: a vet, that went to a doctors.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing. So there's this gangster cat,
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  Speaker 3: but it is Italian. So maybe it's just like this
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  Speaker 3: jack near the vet.
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  Speaker 2: They'll call the cops on it.
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  Speaker 3: Just I just imagine this cat, but it's turned up
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  Speaker 3: to it, you know that.
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  Speaker 1: Italian Meah, okay, So Tom, stop, we need an appreciation
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  Speaker 1: for the fact that that's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, let me ask you a question. Okay, So.
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  Speaker 1: I tried that.
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  Speaker 3: Excellent, excellent.
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  Speaker 2: The So Tom, like, if we take the details out
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  Speaker 2: of what we're looking at, here is a man that
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  Speaker 2: used work equipment for personal use. Cats and cat scans,
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  Speaker 2: not words. And I honestly thought, like if you put
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  Speaker 2: a cat into a human cat scan, that would like
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  Speaker 2: freight the cat, Like just like you give him too much.
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  Speaker 3: You put a cat and his cats candy, like a wormhole.
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  Speaker 2: Opens up, like yeah divided by zero.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I believe Einstein actually had
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  Speaker 3: had a theory on it, like the six cats divided
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  Speaker 3: by cat equals cat and there you go. That was
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  Speaker 3: the Rocky perish Man.
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  Speaker 2: But error.
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  Speaker 3: So there's a there's now a big inquiry from a look.
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  Speaker 2: But for all intents and purposes, he he yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean this is nonsense.
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  Speaker 3: We've all, we've all.
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  Speaker 2: He's not going to make a habit out of it.
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  Speaker 2: When you have all, I'm going to say, yeah, like
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  Speaker 2: we've all use the used the office printer for personal use. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to print.
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  Speaker 3: I have had more. I've done more knixers with company
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  Speaker 3: Vans survey equipment. I mean, I have just and I
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  Speaker 3: justified that it was off it was off peak, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it was it was out of hours. Like so it's out,
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  Speaker 3: you know, nobody's using nobody's And that's where he came back.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, who whoa I did this because they're saying basically,
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  Speaker 3: you know, he stole, he's wasting public money and maybe
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  Speaker 3: somebody so he you know.
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  Speaker 2: He bumped someone off a waiting list last he needed
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  Speaker 2: a hip scand and she's like he'd been waiting six months.
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  Speaker 3: For But like any good BBC drama, this was after
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  Speaker 3: hours and he's snuck in with the keys and the
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  Speaker 3: cat under the arm. Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Nobody was working, nobody was in there.
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  Speaker 2: Remind me Tom again, and I'm sorry I turned it
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  Speaker 2: over two pitches at once. But why couldn't he go
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  Speaker 2: to the vet?
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  Speaker 3: I said that this wasn't really put to him, like
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  Speaker 3: I suppose he was handing off at what he was doing, right,
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  Speaker 3: But he has a quote here that in his defense
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  Speaker 3: that I'm going to put here right please, but this
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  Speaker 3: might be the greatest. Like this is Matthew McConaughey at
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  Speaker 3: the standing up for court, like this is like this
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  Speaker 3: guy's getting off, you're getting you'll let him off, right,
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  Speaker 3: So he has so he's a good egg, right because
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  Speaker 3: he rescues this cat in the street and he's saved
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  Speaker 3: from extreme and he's got like five or six cats.
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  Speaker 3: This cat fell six floors. I mean, I mean it
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  Speaker 3: devised the you know, Cataph's lands on his feet. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: he said, I'm sorry, if it's all led to it,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to do an accent right because and I'm
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  Speaker 3: sorry for who I offend with this, but I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: it right.
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  Speaker 2: This is totally good. Let's is this an offensive accent?
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  Speaker 2: Let's find out, well, let's do let's start.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see if it sounds right. This is thrown it
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  Speaker 3: totally under into another dimension, but let's see if it
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  Speaker 3: sounds with the one accent I can do. Well. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I'm on Italian, okay, so just go withn't it. I'm
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  Speaker 3: sorry if all those led to violation of rules. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy to reimburse the hospital for any actions that
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  Speaker 3: proved costly. But being a doctor, Sean been here right,
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  Speaker 3: Being a doctor means carrying.
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  Speaker 2: Out some mission, a mission, right, a mission now?
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  Speaker 3: The next line is incre edible, right this, And I'd
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  Speaker 3: love to hear this actually in Italian, because I'd say
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  Speaker 3: it sounds original, it sounds amazing. The driving force is
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  Speaker 3: precisely the life that flows in the eyes of those
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  Speaker 3: who entrust themselves to your care. And this life flows
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  Speaker 3: in every living being. If my cat had died, I
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  Speaker 3: would never have been able to forgive myself, especially because
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  Speaker 3: my children adore. Now that man's getting off. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: That went around the houses there, Tom, I mean like
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  Speaker 2: it and it ended up Daphne from there.
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  Speaker 1: So it did?
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  Speaker 2: It did?
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  Speaker 3: I can only apologizeles my cat. I was laughing inside
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  Speaker 3: my own head. They're going, this is the most stupid
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  Speaker 3: shit I've ever said.
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  Speaker 2: You have you had a great opportunity. Might I ask
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  Speaker 2: you there, doctor, if your cat had not survived, what
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: would you have got? Hey?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: By the way, by the way, the big thing here,
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: the big takeaway. And I'm going to use a terrible
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: gross pund right now. And I can only apologize there
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: because we're not pun comedians.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: But there are beyond he would have gotten.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: No, he would have gotten away with this had he
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: not been ratted out right, somebody done that he was.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: It was a rat. It was definitely a rat. They
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: gave him away. I don't know how he got caught
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: unless he left, like you know, a next ray around
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: the place and somebody's like tough, go's wrong with missus?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Ryan's back? Oh wait, she's got four legs and a
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: tail Jesus Christ. But it turns out he's actually married
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: to a senator called Nicolette Spighetti. Episode No, not at all.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: She was fairly blunt about the whole things. She didn't
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: go into the poetic dance that he did. When he
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: was explaining away his carrying on, she said, my husband,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know what he turned into. Yes, and much.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: My husband's the live.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: That is it.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: And I mean, like you know, point to lie here,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: End quote, that's the end quote.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: That's I mean, she's got she's got, you know, things
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: to be just like like that's that's that's that's the
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Italian for would you fuck off? And don't annoy me? Please?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: It's a pleasure.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Get up the your absolute pain in my hoop? Like
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: she that was one foot into the feet panda at
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: the time, gone, what what he saved the cat?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Two? Is that?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: That's what? Yeah? Exactly, And she definitely have a long
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: mental cigarette sticking out of about one second sor and
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: she takes down her glasses down her nose for two
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: seconds gone. So he saved the cat. Is that what
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: we're talking about?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Can we get can we get the quote. Can we
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: get the quote? Can we get the quote?
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: You're drifting further into the box here? What well, I
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: have no shoot with the man. Save all the cats
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: you want. If you're putting them into the cat scan
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: seems like the place to put them. Wipe it down
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: when you're finished. If I need to go in and
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: see you know what the fuck I'm riddled with when
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: you're done. But not guilty, your honor, we finally defend it.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Not guilty, absolutely not. I applaud the man. He went
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: in after hours, mended a cat and a cat did
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: he rescued off the street. Now I would say, keep
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: an eye your fucking cats, would you please, Jane Luca,
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: because you have five more, the bastards. And yeah, we
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: can't be letting you in around the place. You know,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: cat getting cat funk and cat for all over everything,
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean that the next person
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: in it could have allergies and that's the last thing
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: you need in a cat scan if she's in your
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: head off.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the cat scan comes out, it's like,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: oh my god, this guy's got five noses. Now I
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: just need to have way through to play down still
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to ask your business, Tom, but have
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: you ever had like a cat scan or an MRI
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: or one of these things where you have to lie
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: like completely still while it goes like junk drunk drunk?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, I had.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I was kind of out of it. It was a concussion,
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: so it wasn't It was a hint claustrophobic, I would say,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: because it was no option to get out of it,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like unless you could just
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: you had an unbelievably dexterity in your butt cheeks that
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: could actually do like a ren and stimpy style thing
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: and just kind of wiggle your whole body back out
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: of it. It puts you in, and you're in, you
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. I'm sure they will get less
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: clunky as decades go by. We look at these like
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: in thirty years time ago, what like an iron lung
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: from back in the day, what image, There'll probably be
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: just somebody with an app on a phone that will
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: just still scan your head.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I feel stupid asking you this song because like, of
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: course I know the answer to it. But you were concosted,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: right it found it conclusive? Yes, this man's con cost Yes,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: it did ye think if you went in to check
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: for a concussion, you must have just been like walking
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: against walls. Yeah, like the NPCs in the old Grand
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Theft auto games, just walking into poles and and left right.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just rolling along like if somebody had
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: rolled me in a carpet. That's the way. I was
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: just rolling along the wall, just slapping my lips off
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: of him every time I flipped over, and I was.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: It was kind of decided after that match that probably
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: dumb get looked at and yeah, my pupils were looked
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: like I had taken a lot of amphetamines and yeah, yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: and was barfing like nobody's business, all the usual signs,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: and they came back conclusive that I most definitely had
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: taken quite a blow to the to the nogan, which
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: was one of many, but this one definitely had an effect.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I've only ever had two in my life, thankfully.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: That's the Yeah, well that's that lide. Italians. What can
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: we say? But we gotta we got a boparana and
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: not the last.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: By the way, Sorry, I'm shaking my hand a tripod
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: of fingers here, you know your tomb Yeah, Lily, and
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I'm literally shaking it back and forth even though nobody
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: can see me.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I've got me.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like what the cat is free to go
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: back to a life of diving in the penalty box
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: and complaining to the referee. Hey hey, anyway, But regardless
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: of that, right, we're not going to talk about that
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: cat all the day because we've got other people mentioned
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: on the podcast, Tom, don't you know, we've got lads.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Every week we talk about a particular lad, a lad
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: that shines through in the week. Tom, we call him
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: this lad.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Now there's that guy. This lad upsets me.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: This is this is this is this.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I don't fully understand this. I'll be honest, I dontand it.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not even going to pretend to understand it, but
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: we'll do our best. This lad this week is a
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: lad called Jim's Howls h o w els howls Okay,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: like not a surname that I'm familiar with, but it's
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: what Dublin people would say.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Well, Werewolf does.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: He owl's and James Howells is delighted with that too.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Well, byway, I'm looking around for it. There's nobody here
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: to upload me at all, but anyway to pay ware Wolf.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Mister Howles is from Wales, so maybe it's James Howells.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know it would be.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: You know, Tom, if you can't do Italian, I can't
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: do well. I don't know what to tell you. And
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: why he is this week's this lad is he is
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: offering about six hundred million sterling to buy a landfill
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: in Newport, Wales, his hometown.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: To be fair, I've been to Newport and I'm sorry
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: telling about well listeners, but like he might be, what
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: he might be referring to is just buying the town.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Hard be hard to know where the landfill starts and names,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: wouldn't it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: There's it's yeah, it's kind of like, yeah, it's it's
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: the murder of Western Britain. It's I've been harsh geographically.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Tolkien could have been talking about it actually, which Tom,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: it seems like a crazy thing for a man to do.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Why is he buying a landfill? I'll let you know
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: why he by is buying this landfill. And you may
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: have actually heard of this guy. He's comparled. He's come
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: back into the news, but he's been in it several
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: times because in two thousand and seven he misplaced a
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: hard drive containing upwards of eight hundred and forty six
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: million dollars worth of bitcoin. What yes, Tom? Now here's
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: where Tom and Jerry dipped their toe into cryptocurrency.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Which, well, I'm gonna let you put your toe in
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: first and see if someone bites it off, because to
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: be honest, and I'm gonna hold your hand from behind
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: just to make sure you don't get all pulled in.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: What I don't fully understand Like I understand the money box, Jerry,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I had one in the shape of a hippo when
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I was from I think I had, yes that had
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: had had coins that actual coins, exactly actual kinds of coins.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want bits of coins. I want a full coin, please.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: So this man had bits of coins inside a hard drive?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, exactly yes he cryptocurrency is I can't really even
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: as best as I can tell it, as best as
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I can tell you is you know the poker chips
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: that you get in the casino, yet you know that
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: you can't take them out and spend them in legal true, right,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: But what if you could? And what if they weren't
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: a physical thing on your you could hold in your hand,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: but something that was in your phone that represented money.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: That's a big coin. Yeah, but how regardless of which, right,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: regardless of which, we don't We don't need to talk
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: about the ins and outs of it. We just need
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: to know that James Howells in February of two thousand
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: and nine started amassing big kind. And that was back
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: in the early days of bitcoin, you know what I mean.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: That was back when nobody really knew when it was
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: and you.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Could get for over a rock and there was the
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: heap of bitcoin looking at you.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: That was the heap of it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: There was old timers in the mountains just with their
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: pick axes, just finding bitkines.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Was back when it was easy. This was like the
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: early days of the gold rush, where there were nuggets
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: of gold. Just like you wash your face in the
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: stream and your face to be all glittery, like you
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: were an electric picnic covered in bitcoind covered in bitkind,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: you kicking it out of the way. So he amassed
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: a hell of amounted bit of bitcoin by August twenty thirteen,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: round about eight thousand bitcoins, which was valued at the
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: time at about half a million sterlands, so not nothing.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: But with the way things have gone up, it's gone
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: from half a million Sterland nearly eight hundred and fifty
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: million dollars in the ten or twelve years since wonderful
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Tom brilliant right tremendous, And he had it on a
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: hard drive and his then missus at the time through
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: it in the bin, through no fault of her own.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: She was tidy in the house. You know how young
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: lads get.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Jared, I I don't because a hard drive. So if
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: it's a hard drive I'm thinking of, it's about volume wise,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: if you multiply the phone by two, it's big and chunky, right,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: ticket is a phone, well, you know, Tom phone like
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: you No, no, no, no, your crumbs, crumbs get brushed
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: into the dust pin, you know.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: At the same time, Tom, Now, a hard drive could
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: be just like the way Tom thing that you stick
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: into the computer and go on a bout of business.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: No, that's not a hard drive. A hard drive is
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: the yoke you can literally jump junk into a computer.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Tom. I'm I tell you, Boddy, if if you can
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: plug it in, it's a hard drive. The size of
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: the hard drive notwithstanding, Tom, it's not going to be
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: you know, huge, it's not. You know, you shouldn't throw
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: out a washing machine belonging to him.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Also, here's the thing. If you've had a million quid
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: line in any size of an item, I swear to
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: God I would have you have to have next level
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: sort of safe in the wall.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: It would be nowhere near where it would be thrown out.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I would have it inside the eyelid of a goat
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: and have that goat hidden in a wall of a musoleum.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Like there's like you would have to bring in, you know,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Harrison Ford to actually find that thing. Like are you okay, Jesus, Mariam,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Josh go on?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: So anyrate, All things short, right, all story short. This
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: thing is in made its way to the landfill in Newport's,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: South Wales, and since twenty thirteen, mister Howell's has been
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: trying his hardest to let the council, to get the
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: council to let him. Please, for the love of God,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: please let me go root through the tip.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I mean I do, see, yeah, I mean I go
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: rout him.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I'd go through a tip with the best of men. Right,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I've gone through tips before, Tom. I'm not going to
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: stand here and say that I haven't dug fairly poor
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: furniture out of someone else's skip. Yep, we've many times,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: many times I've dug stuff that is worth nothing out
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: of skips that weren't mine. So I can only imagine
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: something that's worth eight hundred million dollars. I'm going to
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: at least have a look for it. But the Nerdport
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: County Council have a hard line about this. They're saying,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: mister Howell's dad, thing's gone body. Okay, number one, let
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: us explain what a landfill is to you. Okay, it's
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: a landfill. It is buried. There are hundreds upon hundreds
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: of thousands of tons of stuff, with more added every day.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: And it's not just like thrown in like a dump
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: in the beano that you pich true and you find
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: it like this is much body. This thing is gone.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Not only that it whales, it's in the peasants of
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: rain all day every day. Everything that's in this, my man,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: even if it wasn't electronic, even if it was your
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: dad's World War Two medal, that's gone. Let alone electronic
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: device that's been sitting in the middle of a landfill
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: in the peasans rain in Newport, Wales for ten years,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: and that thing is gone.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Gone, and like they what they do like is they
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: push earth over with like that has been tracked in.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Like even if he somehow and I mean somehow with
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: a team of people after five years found it, I
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: guarantee you it's unrecoverable. It's in shit.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: We're good, We're done. And also as well, Tom, the
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: one thing the canceled want to disencourage probably a better
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: word than that is treasure hunters, Tom, Like people know
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: that this is where, they say is so it's not
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: just this dude that's come and looking for it. You've
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: got like Nicholas Cage and Indiana Jones and every other
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: fucker jumping the wall to try and get into perture
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: around the dump and get eaten alive by rats trying
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: to find this hidden long John silver bitcoin. It's not happening, buddy.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: But he has gone to the extent that he has
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: sued the cancel claiming that they are holding on to
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: his property. And he's making all sorts of claims like
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: oh no, no, this thing will last one hundred years
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: out in the peasants rain, and he could leave this
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: under water and be grand sink it to the bottle
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: of the ocean. If that's the type of hard drive
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: it is. I mean, I dropped more than one phone
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: in the toilet tom in my time and they did
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: not survive for five to six minutes afterwards.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: So well, it clearly isn't even girlfriend proof. A h
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: joke on the pistons a ragin in Wales. That thing
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: has been eating alive long ago, like Gesus.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Christ, all the same.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: But he was offering six hundred million. Does he have
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: that already or is he banking on him finding the yoke?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: And see, I think he's as best as I can
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: understand the tom. Now he's shorten it. He's like, I
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: will give you six hundred million when I find my
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: eight hundred million hard drive. Because he's done everything. He's
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: tried to sue them, he's tried to set up trust
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: funds that would split the proceedings. He's he's adamant that
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: he knows. Roughly, he says, I no, no, no, you
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: don't understand. I don't need to search the whole tip.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I know that it's like roughly speaking here, because that's
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: where all the rubbish from six months of that year
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: would buy a large b I don't need to search
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: the back end of it. I just need this bit
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: at the front. And they're like, mister Howells, would you
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: please kindly piss off and don't be annoy on us?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Like it has to it has to like you know,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: someone I bought this house, Tom, and someone comes wrapping
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: up and look, I lived here twenty years ago and
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I left you know, money under the floorboards, right, and
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: can I just go and get it. I'm like, no way,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: you're not a prayer.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Not a prayer. Sorry, And in fact, which floorboards do
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: you think it was? Because you've got to go look
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: at my floorboards now, thank you.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Very much, thank you kindly, and your floorboards now my floorboards?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: And also is it you that are I'm still getting
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: post for you, so would you kind of please change
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: your dress? So I'm just putting it on.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Did is the woman still on the scene.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Tom, she's gone. She got short
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: work all together. As you can imagine, this was didn't
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: go down. Well, I don't have I don't have it
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: confirmed that she got her march in order because of this.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it wouldn't have helped. Now now this is that
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: could be. I'm just just putting it out there, just
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: putting it out there. But because I'm watching a lot
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: of CIA and Double Cross and stuff at the minute,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: and conspiratorial style things. It's a very convenient thing for
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: the lady to have accidentally swept this into the rubbish
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: while doing a good thing for the household, only for
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: her to then get the road not long afterwards. Does
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: she Does he have any idea where she might be,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: because if she hasn't imediately moved or in recent times
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: moved to Monaco.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Tom she moved to another part of Newport, whale up
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: there with with no she's she's she she stayed local
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: shell say she doesn't appear to be playing any sort
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: of long game time sh Maybe she is.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: This is very much now waiting for her to hit
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: the billion and then she's out.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm going to tell you, like, you know,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: my missus wouldn't be very you know, wouldn't be very
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: familiar with my PlayStation stuff, so she wouldn't know what
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: a memory card for PlayStation one look like, for example,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: And you could look at that and think that it
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: was a bit of a kin or surprise or something,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: and if you're on a mad tidy up, it wouldn't
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: make the cut. I can see these things happen, and
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: likewise I'd be like, you know, things that she would
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: only be like, yeah, you know, I just through that
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: as you know, didn't didn't seem to be you know,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: of importance to anyone. She'd be like, that's my wedding ring.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: It's you know, various bits and pieces. You know how
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: this goes, Tom, you should like, you know, you know,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: I've gotten real sore when my wife has thrown out
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: half a kind of coke that I wasn't finished drinking.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: You know, Listen, I came across the remnants of a
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: five or one time in now I blame myself for
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: leaving it there. But at the same time, you know,
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: she did hit the button on the washing machine, and
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: those who pulled the trigger and whatnot. You know, even
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: if I put the bullets in the I'm just saying
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: I was out for the day. I wasn't right for
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: the day after No, it is vactin. Yeah, that is
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: killing me. Even if I would have never ever spent
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: that fiver or made a paper plane out of it
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: and shattered away, it was taken away from me. Do
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: you know that kind of moment, I don't think I
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: could have dealt with but then again, much I'll circle
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: back to the hippo money box, and I had such
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: good time for that because in a there was physical
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just an old dinosaur that I can't wrap
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: my head around bitcoin where I'm like, you lost a
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: billion bitcoins.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, billion and growing tom every day that passes that
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: man has lost more money with the way that that
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: stuff goes up and up in value.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: But it's it's, you know, I still can't wrap my cranky,
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: old steam driven brain around it. Going, Okay, tell me more, please, Jerry, because.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I don't Yes, why can't you just make more bitcoin?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: But but you know, like you know, that's like why
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: can't you go back to the start of the gold
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: rush when life was easy?
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Well, can't you go back and win the There are
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: only a certain amount of bitcoin out there? Yeah, that's
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: that's what it is, right, Okay, okay, okay, Because they're
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: not just making more bitcoin.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: But not at a rate that meets the demand. So
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: no matter how much to make, it's not going to
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: meet the demand.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you totally lost me there when when
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: you said there was only there was only a certain amount,
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: And then I went okay, get that, and then you
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: had well yeah, no they're making more Mike, uh huh
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: and what okay? Either way, he reckons he's down eight
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: hundred million quid because the wife was cleaned the house
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: or the girlfriend was cleaned the house, to.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Which I say, clean your own house. If we're learning anything,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, listeners to the Tom and Jerry show.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Clean your house? How about that? And then no one
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: will throw it and out on you. Yeah, and then
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: you won't be cribbing and crying and pooching through a dump.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Pooching through a dump, sir, how do you make your fortune?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: You know, I uh fucked around with computer for six months,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: and then I spent twelve years suing the council, and
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: then I spent another ten years hooking through a dump.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: And here I am with a billion dollars, riddled with disease,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: about to die from a rat bite. Yeah that actually,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: or I cut my hand on a piece of glass
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: that a ratted piste on this disease, and.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I'm richest leper in all of ways. I'm so happy.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Well we messed, we wish mister Hawle's the best look
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: in his future endeavors. And if he wants to pooch
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: through anything, I'm telling you, man, there's a TV showing
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: it by an old farm in Ireland. Poots True, you'll
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: find a biscuit tin full of money. Forget you a
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: bit kind. This is cold, hard Confederate cash just waiting
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: for you. But whatever he wants to do, May it's
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: got to go with him. Crazy Welsh bastard. What can
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: we tell you, Ah, We're not going to fight with
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: him over Tom.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: To be fair to the Welsh, they have enough troubles
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: on there on their hands at the minute, for God's sake.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: But anyway, that's about that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Assume that's a rugby thing either. In fact, Tom, we
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: won't fight with anybody, but we might fight with ourselves.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: We might have a route.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I'm down for a route. Don't stop. We we we
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: we occasionally people. We do actually stay on brand. We
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: have our finger on the pulse. We're not just continuously
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: finding things that are in random parts of the world.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: We do like to be current every so often, and
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: none better.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: We'll keep it. We'll keep it to We'll keep it
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: to within three to forty is of what will be
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: classed as current. Affairs.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, there you go. That's as good as we can
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: do other.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Than and it's as long as you listen to this
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: podcast the second it drops at six o'clock on a
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: toror tomorn.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Five am if you're on Spotify.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: But I beg your pardon.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: But current affairs as you listen to us. Now, ladies
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: and gentlemen. Last night there was that great American tradition,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Which doesn't involve Can I just say it doesn't involve
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: any bowls at all? No, there's next to no balls
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: involved in this whole scenario. It's but then again, of
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: course they do call it, you know, American football when
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: one person kicks it anyway, and you know, we.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Were going to get into a row about the super Bowl,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: and we feel like, you know, we've talked about American
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: football before. We're not fans, and I don't think we
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: can thrash that one out of the game. No, we
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: don't like it. It's too slow. It takes It takes
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: five hours for a game which is essentially all caught
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: in a joking aside running and catching.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very well, they do it very well, but it
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: seems to do it very well, it seems to be
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: like an after like when they catch it, it seems
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: to be like, oh sorry, I shouldn't have got that,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: rather than you know, a tackle is like no, we're done,
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Now we go for tea. No exactly, the game can think, okay,
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: we go for tea.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: So we will, we'll go. We chat about it for
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: a little while. But the super Bowl, Tom, I'm gona
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: tell you this about the super Bowl. Okay, the super
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Bowl isn't just any given sunder. This isn't just you know,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: a little game here or there. Like the super Bowl
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: is such a big thing that the word super Bowl
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: has become awarding of itself to describe something that's massive.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: So the super Bowl is the super Bowl of the
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: super Bowl.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Somebody was talking about the X the Microsoft Excel World Championship. Still, yes, yes, people, yes,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: that it is a real it is. I thought it
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: was a pistake from Saturday. It's snl.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: It's a real thing. And they were called the the
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: super Bowl of Microsoft Sports. I'm like Jesus Christ, Okay,
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: but yeah, it is. It's easy, like you can have
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: the super Bowl of Conquers. Do you know what I mean?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Exactly? You know, you had the the Super Bowl of
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Calor Housewife of the Year competitions, to be fair, you know, yeah,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: but the so and it's become that Tom because it's
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: more than it's more than a game of football. It's
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: a whole last thing. And I not to not to
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: draw lines here and arguments about this time. I appreciate
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: it for what it is. I get the feeling. You don't.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I don't like I'm an old antique when it comes
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: to sports like this. I don't need fireworks, I don't
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: need pomp. I don't need ceremony. I sure shit don't
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: need an ad break every three minutes. I sure as
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: christ don't need Kendrick Klamar, who I don't like anyway,
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: I don't. I just I cannot. But you know what
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: it is. It's all fur coat and no knickers like this.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: It is so American, like, it's all let's just pump
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: this shit full of GMO and make a sport. And
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: you're like, whohoa, let's cut back to the actual sport.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Let's take off the helmets, pads, take back everything, take
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: out all the stops, and let's go back to what
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Jerry said this is thrown in gatchet and you've ramped
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: it up. You have put angel dust and growth hormones
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: into this bullock of an affair that comes around once
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: a year, and you patch yourself so hard on the
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: back by taking an hour in the middle to have
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: either Beyonce, Kendrick Klamar or Celindian or some bollocks make
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: up a pump and sermony about it. Meanwhile, each an
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: average ticket, an average ticket jar This is average now,
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: given that some bastards of pain like far far more
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: than this, The average ticket is just under nine grand.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: That's not right.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Price, That is not that's not right. Do you know
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: You're shit me right, I swear on my life. I
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: saw a clip and I just googled it there, but
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I saw a clip earlier. It was like just somebody
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: going around, how much do you pay for your ticket?
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: How much? And people are like, a I got this
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: one for you know, seven and a half thousand, and
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: some people are like three and a half. One guy
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: had given like twenty three and a half thousand. One
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: guy had given seventy thousand to sit close you know,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: you know, neild be given.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: These boys need to be given out about the price
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: of the eggs on the shelves, any of it. Tom, Listen,
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say something to you here that that's
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: probably going to end this episode right now, because this
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: is I'm not trying to sell you on the idea
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: of the super Bowl, but I'm just trying to get
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: it to a in language that you can't argue. How
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: about that? Okay, the super Bowl is to American football, right,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: the super Bowl is to the sport of them American football.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: What the National Plowing Championships is to the sport of plowing.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: You know, all right, Yeah, that's okay. There's so many
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: side shows. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that is fair. I'll
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: give you that.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, fair, it's fair. You've got the game, the
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: game's going on, Yes, that's fine. But everything else is
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: what is where the meat and bones and money out.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: And I can't believe I'm about to win a route.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: You were there going like you're there like, well, I
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: don't quite like Kendrick Lamar And I'm like, no, I
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: got an ace up, must leave here. I've been playing
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: too much online poker. Here. I got this by but
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: that you know, the super Bowl has that big concert
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: in the middle, and I always like it because it's
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I will say the next day, I'll keep an eye
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: on that because it's like, you know, watch McCollum. Doctor
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Dray played it there a couple of years ago, and
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I was just like, hey, how about just in the
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: middle of this, here's a twenty minute Doctor Dre concert,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: just banging out all the hits with none of the courses.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: And fifty M and M showed up. And last night
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Kendrick La Mar shows up with Samuel L. Jackson bopping
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: around the place as well. Like that's a show. Now
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: that's you. You'd show up for that, right, whether you
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: see a ball kicked or not.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I would ure. Now here's the thing. I like a
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: nice bowl of shreddies, right. I also like crimbrowleet. Yeah,
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: but I'm not going to have this combo for my
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: breakfast some more and ago you don't how that many
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: it makes sense, I like.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're not
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: gonna do it every day time, but like once a year.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you this, once a year. Now, the
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Americans they do it, right. Even if you don't go
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: near the game, you're not paying you know, the price
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: of a cyber truck to get into the place. Right,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: they put up some spread at home. That's like it's
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: like Christmas again. It's like Thanksgiving again. It's Super Bowl Sunday.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Get the lads around, get the family around, put on
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: the spread, put on a big caral free dinner, drink
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: the bit out for the whole day. Watch the football
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: or don't watch the football. I'd be all for that now,
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I would be all for that. I watched one game
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: of baseball in my entire life when I was over
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: in Florida for a wedding about ten years ago. And
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you how to play the game, but
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: I can tell you how to sit, drink and watching
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: it can tell you exactly how to do that.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: You are speaking Buffalo wild Wing's coming in an effort
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: and center. Now you are speaking my language, and I
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: can't do it. The pomp and ceremony and all the
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: rest of it's it's ludicrous, right, It's so American. And
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I suppose if you just accept American for what American
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: is my biggest problem. And I meant to say this
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: two years ago. We're talking about American football. Back in
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: the day, my biggest problem with Super Bowl Sunday. It's
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: on Sunday, you absolute bastards.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I will say, that's like say.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Inviting you to a wedding on a fucking Thursday.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: You're like I, I will say, that's a that's a
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: hole in it, all right, Tom, And I think you know,
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: if they were to have it on a Saturday, you
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: could eat more easily sells super Bowl weekend now if
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: you're talking before, during, and after, and you don't have
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: to be dying the next day of a monda. But
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: that's the Americans problem. Leave them to it. And anybody
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: anybody in Ireland that wants to get up at four
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning to watch the Super Bowl, if
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: it means that much to you, I can't throw stones there.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I can't be given out for you getting up to
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: watch the super Bowl when I get up to watch SummerSlam,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: like I don't have I can't win that one.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I know, and look at I have cousins who are
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: the most die hard forever and fans that came over
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: for the f SU game and everything. Then they tried
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: to explain that to me, and you know, they're justifying
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: the jet flying over a college game and whatnotuff like Jesus,
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: but we just watched the fucking match a sports fan,
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: But do we have to do this every like are
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: you that vappen that devoid? Fill up the toybox that
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: is your head and just actually forget about what's going
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: on on the pitch, like we didn't do you notice
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: we didn't mention once it was even playing.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: So the Cardinals, oh no, you know, I know Eagles
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: were playing. I don't know who the other guys are.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: The Chiefs were playing, the Kansas City Chiefs.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Or I'll tell you what it is now. And it
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: will take a lot for me to know the name
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: of an American footballer. You got to be like Tom
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Brady going and beyond.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I know who you're going to say, because yeah, go on,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: he's Curtin Taylor Swift, Travis Kelchy, Travis Kelsey, and there's
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: you know, the yeah beard, and there's a fellow. There's
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: a mahone fellow playing as well, you know, even like
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, and they turned on her and everything even
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: then she was the sweetheart last week. You know, it's like,
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: what is going on?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: People like our lives with football? Like what can I
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: tell you?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: So yeah, you know. And here's the other thing I'm
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: going to tell you now about the Super Bowl, And
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: if you watched Well done, you know you're gonna go
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: with you for people like you and me and Tom
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: who are on the fence, like I'll watch the halftime
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: show next day, and I do. Like all the movies
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: released their big trailers and there they get put out
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: for ads, so it's always like a bit of a
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: buzz that you're going to see a trailer for The
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Avenge or whatever, the new James Bond or whatever it
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: is out Like if you're going to see a new trailer,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: it's going to be that weekend. And there's generally funny
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: ads and shit like this as well. So everybody puts
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: the best foot forward in that and you can watch
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: all of that stuff Bell the Bell in half an
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: hour easily. Yeah.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: I've fallen down that trap before, and I think there
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: was only only one ad has ever stood out to
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: me where I enjoyed it because it seems to be
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: huge talking about like Kevin forbid, you actually google super
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Bowl fifty nine, it was your whole I know. Now
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: my phone algorithm is going to be blown up for
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: the next few days. Because I knew we'll be talking
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: about this, But the was an ad I think it
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: was for Derito's. Was it Derito's where you get dusty fingers?
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: And it was just this guy. It was just this
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: guy at a desk and a normal looking fellow just
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: at this desk, and then if it's seen, this glory
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: hole in the wall was beside him, and just this
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: dusty red finger would come through and it was somebody
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: who had dusty fingers, and the guy would just stop
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: typing and just lean over and suck the guy's finger
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: clean and go back. And I just remember thinking, Okay,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: that's my ire, one of the best stands I've ever seen.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the here's what I was going to say, Tom.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: For all the super Bowl is and isn't, above all
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: the things in God's green Earth, it's very easy to
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: avoid it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: This is it the like I mean, yeah, for a
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: day or two, your your phone will be blown up
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: with different things from it. But it is which I
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: can totally tolerate. But it's the full on over the
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: top pump and everything else that goes with it. I'm look,
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm just being an owl fuddy duddy where
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: I would just like to see the sports strip back
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: and just go Can we just watch the match? Can
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: we just watch?
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Just watch the match, just watch and just do it
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: all in one goal ahead and we wrap this up
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: in forty five minutes.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: But I know what they're doing. And in fairness, if
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: you were on a and you were at at the
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: whole super Bowl party, I completely comply. I'm all in
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: all across the board. But if somebody said, Tommy, we
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: need nine grand aff you for to take it, oh yeah,
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: And you.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Know the all day thing is the thing, tom because
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: we've all been in a situation where you're like, yeah,
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I'm just going down to the pub to watch the match,
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: and you know you can do quick songs ago like, okay,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: well then you'll be home in ninety two one hundred minutes,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, you'll be you know, two halves and
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: a half time and a bit of commentary at.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: The end of it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: If you are indeed going down there to watch the match,
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: you'll be home there in ninety minutes. But like, if
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: you're like, I'm going down to the pub to watch
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: the Super Bowl, tell the children I love them. I'll
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: be coming a week.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: I'm bringing sandwiches.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm to stick over my shoulder with
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: a little handkerchief tied at the end of it, just
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: jump a box car and go watch the super Bowl.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: To be where you are. You are right in that
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: it is. It is to the a lot to be
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: said for it, to the plowing championship, but it is
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: to plow and okay, fair enough.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: There is a lot to be said for the super Bowl, folks,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: And if you want a place to say it, you
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: can say it or social media channels. You will find
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: at Tom and Jerry Jerry with a G at Tom
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: and Jerry Show on Twitter. Still for another little while,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: you'll find at Tom Underscorro Matny over on Instagram as
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: his haunt of choice. And you'll find me at Jerry
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Jerry with a G McBride on Blue Sky.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: If it is your first time listening, of course, and
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: you haven't, or you meet me, you're fifty at time listening,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: you've never hit subscribe and you actually go searching for
• 51:32
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• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Just hit subscribe. Hit the bell too, so you're not
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: just a subscriber, so that it actually pops into your
• 51:40
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• 51:43
  Speaker 3: on Spotify, which is great. Some of you are on
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Apple Podcast, some of you are on Pandora, some of
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: you are on busy busy things. I don't know. Some
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: people listen through are able to listen through things that
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know. We're on well fair play yet
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: if you can leave a comment which people have been
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: doing on spotif stuff like that, please do leave a comment,
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: and of course keep doing what you're doing and giving
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: us the five stars because you have us rocking a
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: solid five stars at the moment, which makes it more
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: palatable and findable findable discovery christ Christ above and I
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: going on about word cabbage earlier to somebody, but listen,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: go ahead, It'll make life easier for other people to
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: find The Tom and Jerry Show. To those who have
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: requested Jerry's appearances at shows of mine and the tour
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: come with starting in May. It's all in Jerry's hanse
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: It's all in Jerry's hands.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Where you know. I'm looking at the comments here on
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: on Spotify at the minute. A lot of love for
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: farm Wars, Tom, a lot of war love for farm Wars.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Sean is suggesting that we call it finding share guard.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Wonderful suggestion, Tom, If if people want to go see
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: that tour, where will they find tickets for?
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: By the way, go straight to tommiel Manny dot com
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: forward slash gigs. But if you get into Tomo Manny
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: the gigs, one tab is up the top going there
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: and there. I think there's about right here. Great, there's
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: about seven rate and say it right now we speak
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: to be more common. Some very tasty shows in there
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: that I no doubt McBride will go. I'd have some
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: of that. Please, the really far ones, no, you're fine,
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: but I'll have some of the ones that really tasty shows.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: So yeah, come see us. But more importantly for now, chair,
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I have bins.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've I've got on, I've got malatero pokor
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: to bury him my head in.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Can I finish off with just one word me?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Oh good look