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S1E15 - 'Expulsion from the Garden of Eden' · Dished at Birth

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A and I were home all day yesterday, and it was
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really nice. We watched two episodes of Heated
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Rivalry. Two? Wow, big day. Big day. So we're
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on episode five now. We're going to start episode
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five tonight. Nice. We watched a documentary.
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What did you watch? Edie and Thea. Do you know
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who Edie Windsor is? No. She was a very famous
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lesbian rights advocate, and she was in that
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Supreme Court case, Windsor v. United States,
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because her partner, who she was legally married
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to in Canada and was recognized in the state
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of New York. Her partner died in 2009, so before
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gay marriage was legal in the U.S. But because
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it wasn't recognized federally, she wasn't able
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to get, like, the estate. Or she was able to
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get the estate and whatnot. But she had to pay
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federal tax on it, like over $300,000. Like
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as if it was an inheritance? Yeah. Versus? Like
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a spousal deduction. So she sued and she won
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because they were like, the Defense of Marriage
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Act is unconstitutional. So work Edie, you rock.
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But I thought the documentary was going to be
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about that. But it's literally just about their
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love. And this was before her partner died. And
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it was like how they met and life in New York
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in the 50s and 60s. It was really sweet. It's
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on Amazon Prime and Tubi, if you guys are interested.
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Shout out to Tubi. People really make fun of
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Tubi, but it is free. It's just, there's so many
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stupid names. Do you know that meme that's like,
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it's literally on boobie? Yes. That's my whole
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job is being like, guys, it's on boobie. It's
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on poopoo. Fubo is real. And Mubi. Shout out
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to Fubo. Yeah. Fubo, Mubi. Die My Love is literally
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streaming on Mubi, guys. It's fake. It's so insane.
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It is fake. Oh, I wanted to bring up in the last
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episode, we were talking a lot about Emmett fixing
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up the bike with his dad. And I just missed an
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opportunity to acknowledge the Twilight parallels
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there because Jacob Black builds motorcycles
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in New Moon. Thank you. Yeah, that's all. Cool.
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Just wanted to talk about it. And they're going
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to build another motorcycle. Yeah, it's relevant
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in this episode. And I want to celebrate that
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we are halfway through season one. Oh, my God.
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Huge. So exciting. Speaking of the episode, you
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want to start? We are now on season one, episode
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15, titled Expulsion from the Garden of Eden,
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which aired January 31st, 2012. The first painting
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that came up for me was a fresco by Masaccio.
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It's Masaccio? Yeah. Okay. It's interesting.
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It's kind of blurry. Oh, yeah. They loved this
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style. They. Back in the day. You know what I
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mean? Early Italian Renaissance. They. Yeah.
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I think Adam and Eve look a little scary. Eve
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looks terrifying. Eve has like a really blurry.
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I like this one better. Oh, that's cool. By Thomas
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Cole. Yeah. That's a good one. I kind of like
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that back then they were just like, well, this
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is the name of the painting category. You guys
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all do it. Like the creation of Adam or anything
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biblical. You know, I don't really know about
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that stuff. This is one of those paintings that
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is relevant to this episode, though. How so?
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Explain it to me like I'm five. So Adam and Eve
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were expelled from the Garden of Eden because
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they were tempted by Satan and they ate the apple.
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Oh my God, are Regina and Angelo Adam and Eve?
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I think it's mainly about Angelo because it's
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about like the fall of man. It's kind of like
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a transition from innocence to disobedience.
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And this whole episode is like about, I would
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say it's mainly about Angelo and them finding
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out that he is a disobedient man, a fugitive.
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True. And then he's literally expelled at
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the end. Wow. Plus, I think there's a second
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layer to this one. Go on. Because this is the
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episode where Emmett moves from his mom's house
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to his father's house. Yes. And his father clearly
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represents a more hedonistic lifestyle because
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of the bong and the girlfriend who's like constantly
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making sex jokes. And skipping school. And skipping
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school and is like supportive of Bay and Emmett's
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sex life that doesn't exist yet and I feel like Bay
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is really freaked out by that but it's kind of
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like. It's the opposite of Melody. Emmett ate the
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apple. He committed a crime and he ate the
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apple. Yeah. Well the episode starts off with Bay
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helping Emmett move into his dad's apartment.
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And we meet dad. Yeah and she looks so cute I
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really like her outfit and like her ponytail.
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She has a cute little curly ponytail. She's carrying
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a laundry basket full of things that don't look
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heavy. Yeah, I'm sorry I cut your ponytail journey
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out of our last episode. That's totally fine.
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Just because I felt that you wouldn't want it.
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But I do feel like we got some positive, curly,
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cute ponytail representation right away in this
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episode. She has such beautiful hair, but that's
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only because hair and makeup were done in for
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like four hours. I think that is just what Vanessa
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Marano's hair looks like. But we meet Emmett's
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dad, who is played by Anthony Natale. He was
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in Jerry Maguire. And then he was also in Mr.
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Holland's Opus, a movie that I hate. He was also
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the ASL coach for the show, which I think I mentioned.
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Yeah. He was like the ASL coach for the show.
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Cool. And then I read online also that when Daphne
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was watching Deafenstein. Like many episodes back,
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he was playing Deafenstein. Oh my god. Aww. I
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really like that they were clearly just looking
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for ways to include him. Yeah, I bet they were
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like, well, we need someone to play Cameron.
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How about you, Anthony? So we're going to see
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him for a bit. But welcome to the show. Happy
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to see you. He's very friendly. Very friendly.
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Touchy. I think I'd be freaked out. I don't feel
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like I was freaked out until Emmett seemed freaked
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out. Sure. Like, I thought, I was like, oh, it's
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so nice. It's such a counter to how Melody is.
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Yeah, that's true. And, like, how beautiful is
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that? And then he's also slowed down his signing
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quite a bit for Bay, which is, again, so nice.
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Like, Bay catches everything he's saying, but
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he's going quite slow. But he says very slowly,
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like, wow, you're gorgeous. And Emmett is like,
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stop. Settle down. Yeah. Yeah, he gives Bay a big
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kiss on the head. And she's like, oh. Oh. I just
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met you. Okay. Sure. And then they're talking about
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moving. And they're saying, oh, we had to park
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really far because someone who has a really small
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penis parked their blue convertible poorly. Yeah.
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And took up two spots, I guess. Oh, do you think
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Bay was just emboldened by the hug to be like,
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I'm going to be so myself. I'm going to show
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that I just learned the sign for small penis.
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I think, yeah, I think she was like, well, he's
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not a regular dad. He's a cool dad. Yeah. So
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I feel fine to sign penis in front of him. Bay
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does love also to just like say the wrong thing
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at the wrong time. It goes over quite well in
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this situation. It does. But I think this is
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the only situation where that would be possible.
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Also, simcom alert because Bay is speaking
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English at the same time in front of two fully
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deaf people. Yeah. But it's okay because a hard of
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hearing person enters the picture. Which she
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didn't know. But she didn't know. She's very surprised.
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Yeah, a woman comes in and it's Cameron's much
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younger girlfriend, Olivia. Okay, multiple people
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in the episode also comment on the fact that
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she's much younger. I thought she looked the
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same age as Cameron. Clearly, I'm in the wrong
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because it's in the script that she's much younger.
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Yes. But I did not clock that. Maybe Cameron
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looks young to me. I was just like... Maybe the
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actor herself is not that young. Like,
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she just had a cool haircut. Yeah, but it's such
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a divorced dad thing to, like, get... To get
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the younger girlfriend. Totally. Yeah. Anyway,
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she comes in, and she's like, that blue convertible's
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mine. Don't worry about it. I'm not offended.
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She's speaking, and then Bay is a little confused
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and asks if she's hearing. She says, no, girl.
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Hard of hearing. Started losing my hearing
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in high school. Among other things. Among other
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things. She's promiscuous, guys. She's, like,
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so promiscuous with these teenagers. It's very
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weird. She's getting ahead of herself. It's a
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lot. Ahead of herself? I don't think she should
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get there to begin with. Get anywhere. You're
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right. You're right. But anyways, Olivia is played
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by T.L. Forsberg, who is actually hard of hearing
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in real life. Thank God. She was also in that
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documentary, See What I'm Saying, which was,
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like, that documentary about deaf actors that
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Daphne had a poster of many episodes back. She's
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in that documentary. Wait, that's kind of meta.
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It is, isn't it? That's so funny. Yeah, I thought
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it was a nice touch. But do her and Daphne ever
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meet? Could it canonically? But she's like not
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playing herself, right? No. Oh. That'd be so
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funny if Daphne was like, you look so familiar.
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Yeah. I can't put my finger on it. And then I
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looked at T.L. Forsberg's website. She hasn't
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done anything since Switched at Birth, really.
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Or nothing TV-wise. She mainly does plays, but
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she also works as a creativity doula. You know. Which
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basically is kind of just like a strategist to
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help people with like their plays and writing
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and whatnot. Sure. She works with artists to
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birth their stories, their story magic to the
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world. Okay. I think the actor is very much in
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line with this character. I feel like she didn't
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have to do that much acting. She's kind of herself.
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She is kind of playing herself. Yeah. Looking
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at the website, I was like, this is just her.
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Guys, I was homeschooled, but I think Creativity
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Doula might be a step too far for me. It was
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a lot. The website's insane. Sorry to TL. But
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again, some weird sexual innuendos. She's very
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laid back. And she's a cool girl. And then she
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says, oh, you can put the boxes over there. And
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Bay sets them down and notices a gigantic bong.
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This is the biggest bong I've ever seen. Which,
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okay, even at the time, I remember being like,
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why is Bay freaking out when I was watching this
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in real time? Now I understand as an adult that
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outside of Southern California, that was not
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normal to have in your house. She, later says,
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is the size of the space needle. And she's correct.
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It's quite big. I've never had a bong that big.
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No. It's insane. And then cut to Angelo and Regina
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are fucking. Well, they're not fucking. They're
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in bed together. But they just were. They're
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post-coitus. Post-coitus. Is that the right?
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Coitus, yeah. Coitus or coital? Coital. No, post
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-coitus. Post-coitus. They're in bed post-coitus.
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Yeah. And apparently they've been in the apartment
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all day. Fucking all day. Because it's 4 p.m.
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now. And Regina needs to go home. And you know
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what? We get to see a lot of Angelo this episode,
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and I understand. Abs. Yeah. They're crazy. Yeah.
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My God. This and Heated Rivalry is so many, so many
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shirtless men these past few days. But she was
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like, Daphne can't find out about this, so she
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runs out of the apartment. And then we're at
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the Kennish house. John and Kathryn are with
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Craig, the lawyer. Craig Tebbe. They say his
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full name. It's a fun name. That's the kind of
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name you have to say the full name every time.
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Craig Tebbe. Craig Tebbe. There's some people
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like that. It's like Joseph Gordon Levitt. You're
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never going to just be like, that's Joseph. Craig
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Tebbe. A trial date has been set. Yay. Did Kathryn
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change her bangs? They look good in this episode.
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I did not notice. Her hair looks quite good.
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Good job. Yeah. He hires a PI. He finds the name
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of a PI that the hospital is using to dig up
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information on John and Kathryn. And then Craig
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is like, well, I'm going to use that same PI
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to dig up information on you as well. So there's
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no surprises when the trial starts. And then
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Wilke and Daphne are taking a joyride on a golf
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course. They're on their first date. Driving
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very fast. Yeah. Daphne crashes them into a
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sand trap. Yeah he says watch out for the sand
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trap but it's dark and she can't hear him. She
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falls into the sand trap and Wilke flies out
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of the golf cart. This is obviously a stuntman
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but he like tumbles out. Yeah. And Daphne instead
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of saying are you okay starts laughing. Yeah. I
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guess Wilke but then he's like I have a bad
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back and I just wrote romantic scoliosis moment.
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Daphne says but boys can't get it, newsflash they
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can. Girls are just like 7 to 10 times more likely
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to have scoliosis. But boys can get scoliosis.
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God, Daphne. You know what they say about assuming.
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You make an ass out of you and me. Exactly. Yeah,
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she's really like mean to him about it for a
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second. And then she's like, oh, no. Oh, I'm
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sorry I bullied you a little bit. And then they
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make out. Yeah, she loves this story. I really
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like that he was like, you thought my life was
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just one giant keg stand. He's not like other
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boys. He has scoliosis. And he's so cute on this
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date. It would work on me. Daphne is wearing
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a thick peach quarter-sleeve cardigan with a
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floral tank top underneath it, cuffed above the
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ankle jeans and blue Keds. And blue what? Keds.
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Oh, my God. Remember Keds? Oh, yeah. Never wore
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them. Me either. They made my feet look so tiny.
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They're just, like, nothing shoes. I like a really,
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like, ugly shoe. In, like, a statement-making
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way. I get that. Not in an ugly out of necessity
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to be minimalistic sneaker way. I think we
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need Daphne out of the pinks and oranges. Yeah,
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I would love... Well, later she wears, like,
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a blue v-neck for, like, the rest of the episode,
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which is fine, I guess. I didn't like that one.
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Me neither. But she does look much better. The
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bright blue is much better on her, yeah. They
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make out in the sand trap, and that's hot. Yeah.
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Now we're at the farmer's market, and Kathryn
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is there smelling some fennel. I don't like fennel.
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She spots Angelo there and she's immediately
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like, oh, no, I need to avoid him. I half believed
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she was going to like duck under the beef. She
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really wanted to get out of there. And he sees
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her and he's like so excited. His whole face
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lights up. He goes, hey. And he says, what are
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you making? And she says, risotto. And then you
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offer some unsolicited advice and says you should
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add some pastis, which I Googled. And it's just
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like an anise flavored spirit, which. To me,
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sounds really, really strong to add both an anise
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spirit and fennel. I think I just don't like
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fennel that much. So I'm like, that sounds insane.
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That's a licorice risotto. Yeah, that does sound
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bad. And she's not interested in this. She's
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like, well, it's a family recipe. I can't mess
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with it. And he's like, oh, your grandmother
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was Italian? Yeah. And then apparently yheir
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ancestors were from a town close to one another
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in Italy. And Kathryn finally turns around
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because she was facing away from him this whole
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conversation. Yeah. She finally turns around,
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looks at him and goes, oh, my God, your eyes
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really remind me of Bay's. And his whole face
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lights up again. That makes him so happy. She
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has like a soft spot for him. Yeah, I think.
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Have they like encountered each other a lot before
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now? Not really. Not really. Well, this is definitely
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the first time they've been one on one. So yeah,
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she's really, she's charmed a little by him and
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also she warms to him a little. She does. Now
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we're at the car wash and I guess Daphne is working
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there now? Yeah, I think it happened off screen
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and they decided that was maybe like her punishment
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for the hearing aid thing. Oh. I just assumed
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that would be like mentioned. Because it doesn't
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say she needs money or anything or just wants
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a job. It doesn't make any sense, really. Well,
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now she's working at the car wash. John gives
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her some paperwork. He leaves the room and then
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a very pretty lady comes into the workplace.
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And it's Sarah Lazar, who has been mentioned
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many episodes ago when the old lawyer was doing
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a fake deposition with John and Kathryn. Yes,
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and she brought up Sarah. And John and Kathryn
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were testy about that. Didn't explain why. And
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we still don't know why. But Daphne is very skeptical
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about the Sarah Lazar girl. Yeah, right away.
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And then John makes it worse by being like, can
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you give us some time? And kicks her out of the
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office, basically. Now we're at Regina's place.
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And Kathryn comes in to tell Regina that, by
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the way, I ran into Angelo. And Regina immediately
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is on the defensive. Okay, if you're guilty,
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do not immediately say, what did he say? What'd
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he say? We're not dating. I can't prevent him
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from buying fruits and vegetables. Just be chill.
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Just be normal. Just be normal. She is panicking.
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This reminds me of the time when she was trying
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to hide the guitar case and she could not fit
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the guitar. Yes. She can't be chill about anything.
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No. Also, Regina, this bothers me. They always
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put her in exercise clothes. She's always wearing
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like a Lululemon zip up. Yeah, but we never see
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her work out. Never. And also, she's like an
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artsy mom. I would expect her to dress more like Olivia,
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the girlfriend. Yes, totally. She's got like
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an artsy spiritual side, kind of. Free spirit.
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Similar to the way they're always putting Daphne
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in orange, they're always putting Regina in like
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a royal purple. She looks nice in purple, though.
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She does. I'm not, but I'm just like, let's mix
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it up a little. I know. Yeah, she's wearing skin
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tight exercise clothes. For what? I don't know.
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Anyways, Kathryn comes in and she's like, I
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have an idea. What if we invite angelo to
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dinner? And Regina's like okay let me check in
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with Daphne. And Kathryn says let me check in
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with John. I feel like they could have started
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with like coffee. Dinner feels like big. That's
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true and she's gonna cook for all of them. No
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one's gonna help her. Also it's happening immediately.
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It's like the next day. It's yeah well yeah
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that's how the show works. I know. God forbid they
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wait a week. God forbid they just do a time jump.
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I know. Then Daphne goes to see Toby in his garage
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to ask about the situation with Sarah Lazar.
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Yes. And she has changed her shirt here. She's
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wearing this green striped top and the colors
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are much better on her. Okay. But the neckline
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has like an accumulation of bonus fabric, almost
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like it should be a mock neck, but it's not.
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Like rolled down and clustered. Okay. I know
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what you're talking about. Very modestly at her
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collarbones. And it's, I hate it. So, and a long
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statement necklace that comes down to like her
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belly button. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. She asked
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Toby about Sarah Lazar. And he says, oh, she's
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like a news reporter for the Kansas City Herald.
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And immediately gets defensive about it. He just
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goes, well, there's bound to be some rumors.
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I don't know what you've heard, but it's not
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true. He's kind of mean to her about it. Gets
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extremely defensive. Does not want to hear anything
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Daphne has to say. And he kind of just leaves.
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So don't know what that's about. We're back at
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Cameron's house. Bay has been helping Emmett
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move in the whole time. Very nice girlfriend.
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And they're talking about decorating and Emmett
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wants to turn a selfie of them into wallpaper.
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Do you think that was like exciting new technology
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that had just come out? Maybe. It felt so random.
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It reminds me, did you ever see those commercials?
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You could get wallpaper, like life-size wallpaper
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of like a football player. Like the figureheads.
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No. I don't think I would have been the audience
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for that. They're talking about decorating and
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whatnot. But then, oh, also, Bay is still simcoming
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to Emmett. Again, please stop. But then Olivia
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comes in and she sees Bay's art and she really
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admires it. And she asks to buy it and then takes
19:11
it on the spot. So, she's supportive of Bay's art in
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a way that Melody, I don't think, was. No. So
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that's another difference. And then she's like,
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by the way, you are welcome to stay overnight
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because I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom.
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I'm a stepmom-ish. So does she live there? Yes.
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How long have Cameron and Melody been? They have
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not shared. Because Melody tells, hold on, let's
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do a timeline check. Melody tells Emmett, tells
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Regina that her and Cameron are splitting in,
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like, episode three before she tells Emmett.
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Yes. And this is episode 15. So, like, six months
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max. Are they fully divorced? No, they're separated.
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They're not fully divorced yet. Well, maybe they
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are because... But divorces take longer than
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six months, don't they? Well, I think it depends
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on the type of divorce and, like, how long you've
20:03
been married, etc. But Melody does make some
20:06
comment like the divorce cost a lot of money
20:09
so maybe it's done but even if it's done six
20:13
months is like pushing it like I almost, I
20:15
want to say it's more like four. It feels like
20:17
three or four. Yeah well he's moved on very fast
20:20
from Melody to Olivia. Anyways Olivia's like you are
20:23
welcome to stay overnight. Please have sex in
20:26
my house. Please have sex in my house oh my god.
20:29
I would love it. And Bay's kind of weirded out and
20:33
then how'd you feel about that? About which part?
20:36
When she was like, please have sex in my house.
20:39
I'd much rather you do it here than like the
20:40
back of a car. Yeah, the way she says it is
20:43
also is like, you're welcome to stay over. You
20:46
know, a bed is a lot more comfortable than a
20:49
backseat. Right. That's what she says before
20:50
she leaves. I think if she wanted to make that,
20:53
first of all, I don't think she should be the
20:55
one making that statement because even if it
20:57
is half her house, not her kid. It's not her
20:59
child. That's true. So it's odd. But I guess
21:01
the assumption is that she's communicating as
21:04
the mouthpiece for her and Cameron. So even,
21:07
let's just say that. Let's say Cameron's on board,
21:09
whatever. Okay. I feel like maybe a conversation
21:12
could have been like, hey, we want to be supportive
21:15
of your relationship. We don't want you to feel
21:18
like. You have to hide anything from us, I guess.
21:21
I just think this would have been a great conversation
21:24
to have maybe like a few days or a few weeks
21:27
later. Maybe not like a few minutes after meeting
21:30
Bay. Cameron must know that part of the reason
21:33
Emmett is moving out of Melody's is that she is
21:35
not supportive about this relationship. Right.
21:38
So maybe he's just like, let me get right out
21:41
in front of it. You don't have to sneak around
21:43
or lie or like hide anything. Right. And I think
21:46
they're also assuming that they're probably having
21:48
sex because they're 16. And then Bay's... Bay
21:51
is very freaked out by this. I was kind of like
21:53
surprised by that. Also because she was like
21:56
seconds away from sleeping with Ty after knowing
21:58
him for two weeks. But it seems like she and
22:00
Emmett have never talked about it. Which I guess,
22:02
you know, she barely speaks the language. Yeah,
22:05
how can they have full talk about intimacy and
22:07
consent and whatnot? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.
22:09
But it's funny how freaked out she gets. If you
22:13
had a child who was 16, would you let their partner
22:15
stay over? It would probably depend on the partner
22:18
and, like, if I felt that their relationship
22:19
was healthy. But, yeah, I would support them.
22:22
I think I would, too. I think I would have them
22:24
ask me instead of me being like, and here's the
22:28
bedroom for you to fuck on. Right. Just for the
22:31
pure reason that, like, it's kind of gross. To
22:34
do that. And again, this is the girlfriend. I
22:36
know you said she's the mouthpiece for Cameron,
22:38
but I'm like, who are you to say that? Now we're
22:41
back at the Kennish house and John is complaining
22:44
because Craig Tebbe apparently emailed him true
22:47
dat. That's kind of funny. That is so unprofessional.
22:51
It is. Not to be a boomer, but I was like, that's
22:54
crazy. Yeah. Also, before he asks about the
22:58
email. He comes into the kitchen and Kathryn
23:00
is reaching for a bowl on a high shelf. And he
23:03
narrates himself going to pick up the bowl for
23:07
her like he's a sports broadcaster. And I hated
23:10
it. I thought it was cute. Anyway, Kathryn
23:13
is wearing her classic squirrel apron. Love. Beautiful.
23:16
And then she tells John that she wants to invite
23:19
Angelo for dinner. Yes, but the way she does
23:20
it is so funny. She's like, I'm thinking about
23:23
what I should make tonight. Maybe Italian, maybe
23:27
French, maybe both. Whatever you want. And she's
23:31
like, well, what I want is for Angelo, who's
23:34
Italian and French, to come over for dinner.
23:37
It's so strange. And he's like, oh, um. I guess.
23:40
Yeah. Damn. And then. Cut to the next scene.
23:44
Regina asks Daphne the exact same thing. And
23:46
Daphne is like, yeah, sure, whatever. Yeah, but
23:49
what she says is, if John and Kathryn can survive
23:52
a dinner with Angelo, then so can I. John and
23:55
Kathryn don't have any history or beef with
23:58
Angelo the way Daphne does. I think she's also
24:00
just in a good mood because she just made out
24:02
with Wilke. True. She's come so far. She has.
24:06
But Adrianna is in the back, arms crossed. They
24:10
brought Adrianna back just for this episode. So
24:12
she can brood in the background. So irrelevant
24:14
lately. And they said, background of every scene,
24:17
Adrianna looking disapprovingly. Nuh uh, she's like
24:20
shaking her finger, wagging her finger. And Daphne
24:24
leaves the room and she immediately is like, he has
24:26
an agenda. Also, you guys are sleeping together
24:28
and I know it. Yeah. And Regina doesn't even
24:31
try to lie. For the record. No. Well, she, her
24:34
mom knows her. She just like freezes, turns around
24:36
and goes, and what? It's like that Rick and Morty
24:39
clip. So what if he's the devil? You haven't
24:41
seen that? Why would I look at a Rick and Morty
24:43
clip? Rick and Morty is a good show. Sorry, I've
24:46
never seen it. I know that men like it in a way
24:49
that sucks. Don't let men ruin it. Okay, I'll
24:52
allow it because you're not a man. It's pretty
24:54
tight writing. But there's an episode where Summer,
24:57
the older teen sister, is like complaining that
24:59
there are no good boys around. And then she meets
25:02
the Devil and she starts dating him knowing he's
25:05
the Devil. And her grandpa is like, you can't
25:08
date him. He's the Devil. And she's like, so
25:10
what? So what if he's the Devil, Rick? At least
25:12
the Devil has a job. Well, in this case, Angelo
25:15
doesn't even have a job. No, Angelo is unemployed.
25:17
He's worse than the Devil. Now we're at Buckner.
25:20
Oh, yeah, Daphne finds out that Wilke takes
25:23
every girl to the golf course. Also, Daphne,
25:25
love you, girl, but you look so dorky, like,
25:28
describing the date. She's like, he was so romantic.
25:31
Like, it's so... I hated it. Right. Now we're
25:35
back at Cameron's. Emmett and Bay are parked
25:38
outside. Yeah, they are spending a lot of time
25:41
now, like, immediately at Cameron's place. Maybe
25:45
Emmett just has so much stuff to move. I don't
25:47
know. I think maybe it's just like they finally
25:50
have a place where no one's going to bother them.
25:52
Yeah, that's true. Which is quite nice. Yeah.
25:55
They parked outside and Bay says, I think Olivia
25:58
thinks that we're sleeping together. And then
26:01
she says, but by the way, I'm a virgin. But instead
26:04
of virgin, she accidentally signs vegetable.
26:06
The signs are quite similar. Yeah. So, teacher
26:10
moment. Vegetable is V. And it's shaking against
26:13
your cheek. But virgin goes from the top of your
26:16
head down to the bottom of your head. Almost
26:19
like the sign for deaf with a V. Yeah, basically.
26:22
And then Emmett drops that he's not a virgin.
26:25
No. And they have this whole conversation using
26:27
food metaphors, which I hate. Yeah, that's fair.
26:30
She goes, did you have sex with? And he immediately
26:33
interrupts and says no. But that he doesn't peel
26:36
and tell. Ha ha. Ugh. Yeah. Now we are at Angelo's
26:41
apartment. And he answers a phone call in Italian.
26:44
And the only thing we really find out is that
26:46
he has a false passport and that they... Which
26:49
is super illegal. Yes. People are not focusing
26:52
on that part enough. No. That part's crazy. Like,
26:55
he very casually later on is like, well, I needed
26:58
a different name for my work visa. Why'd you
27:00
have to... You can't just put a different name
27:02
on your... On your government documents, right?
27:05
But I think because the PI is now digging
27:07
into him, I think it raised some flags with whoever
27:11
his friend is. And then they called him and then
27:14
he yelled in Italian. So there's that. We're
27:17
at the car wash now. Wilke comes in to see Daphne
27:20
and he's like, hey, do you want to go on date
27:22
number two? And Daphne's like, oh, are we going
27:24
to do the same dates that you do with everyone
27:27
else? He makes his case worse because she knows
27:29
that he takes girls to World of Fun next. And
27:32
he goes, oh, there's a new roller coaster at
27:35
World of Fun. And he's like, there's only so
27:37
much we can do. Right. She's like, and what,
27:40
we're going to hook up on the Gravitron? How
27:42
would you hook up on the Gravitron? Isn't that
27:44
the one that spins you? And you're stuck to the
27:46
wall. And you're stuck to the, oh, I guess you'd
27:47
be stuck to each other. Oh, yeah. She can go
27:50
on top of him. Okay. That could be fun. That
27:53
could be. Aw. Kind of romantic. Yeah. See, like,
27:57
why is she... What is there to fucking do in
28:00
Kansas City? Yeah, that's true. And that's what
28:02
he says. He's like, I've been out with a lot
28:04
of girls. There's only so many good dates to
28:06
take them on. Sorry for hitting the classics.
28:09
And she kind of slut shames him. Yeah, she does.
28:12
Not nice. Then Emmett and Bay are making out
28:15
on the couch at Cameron's. I hope Cameron and
28:18
Olivia aren't there. Yeah, they're just, like,
28:20
making out in the living room. In the living
28:22
room. Very bold. And Emmett drops, oh, by the way,
28:25
I skipped school today to go to the salvage yard
28:28
to hunt for motorcycle parts for my dad. Yeah,
28:30
but he doesn't drop it unprompted. They're kissing,
28:33
and she pulls her hand back from his neck, and
28:35
she has, like, a single speck of grease paint
28:38
perfectly on her finger, and there's none on
28:41
him. And he's like, oh, yeah, it's from the junkyard.
28:45
And she goes, junkyard, what are you talking
28:46
about? And then he goes. At least make him a
28:48
little dirty. I know. That's the story. It's
28:51
just, yeah, I guess it was behind his ear or
28:53
something. How did it get there? It's for the
28:56
story. It's for him to say, dad wrote me a note
29:00
to skip school. And Bay is weirded out by that.
29:04
I think I would be too. Yeah especially because
29:06
he's still failing. He's failing school. You played
29:09
hooky but at least you were doing well. Yeah I, oh,
29:12
I really cared about my grades. I just did not
29:14
want to physically be there. Yeah but he is failing
29:17
and that's worrying. Very much the opposite of
29:20
Melody. How were she and Cameron ever together? Clearly
29:23
he's going through some midlife crisis stuff.
29:26
Maybe he was different before this. Bay invites
29:29
Emmett to dinner. And he says no. He says no. In
29:33
his defense, she's like, this really important
29:35
dinner is happening. It's tonight. But he goes,
29:38
we're hunting for a motorcycle at the salvage,
29:40
not a motorcycle, an engine at the salvage yard.
29:43
Yeah. You can do that any other time. I feel
29:46
in my heart of hearts that he just doesn't want
29:48
to go to what he is positive is going to be a
29:51
disastrous dinner where eight out of the ten
29:54
people there don't sign. That is very fair. If
29:57
there's going to be drama and he can't even know
30:00
what it is. Like, why does he need to be there?
30:02
But also, if he was being a good friend, he would
30:06
go because Daphne is also going to be there.
30:09
But I guess Daphne didn't ask him to go. I don't
30:11
know. I did think it was kind of shitty on his
30:13
part. I did not like that. I think he should
30:15
have went. Yeah. But he says, I'm going to look
30:18
for an engine, but you can come stay over after.
30:21
Yeah, you can come so we can have sex afterwards.
30:23
I don't want to go support you, but afterwards
30:25
we can have sex. Yeah. And Bay's like. That's
30:28
so 16 to be like, you know when I should lose
30:30
my virginity is after this super dramatic family
30:32
dinner. Absolutely. Perfect. Great timing. We're
30:36
at the Kennish house now and Toby and Kathryn
30:39
are covering their ears because the house alarm
30:41
just went off. Yeah. And Kathryn doesn't know
30:43
the code to shut it off. And Toby has a book
30:46
that is clearly like written about John's career.
30:49
They're trying to figure out the code. They're
30:51
like, maybe it's the RBI stats. Maybe it's the
30:53
on base percentage. I just love the concept
30:55
of like flipping through your dad's biography
30:57
to be like, what is the clue? Yeah. And then
31:01
Kathryn's on the phone and she says, we're
31:03
all going to go deaf here. And Toby does say,
31:06
mom. And she goes, oh. Oh, silly me. Now we're at
31:09
the car wash. Kathryn is looking for John because
31:13
she's like, hey, the house alarm is going off.
31:15
What is the goddamn code? But he is nowhere to
31:18
be found. One of the employees asks Daphne. Daphne
31:21
doesn't know. But then Daphne looks at his calendar
31:24
and she sees that he has like a 12 o 'clock at
31:28
a cafe. So she decides to go and spy on him.
31:31
And he is at this cafe with Sarah Lazar. And
31:33
they don't look cozy, but they do look friendly.
31:36
They're having a friendly chat. Don't know what
31:38
it's about yet. But Daphne's not happy, and she
31:40
angrily walks away. And then Toby and Wilke
31:43
are rehearsing. They're jamming. In the garage,
31:46
and Wilke asks Toby for a favor, and we get
31:49
another capybara mention. I told you, if you
31:52
got a rash from the capybara, that's your problem.
31:54
I wrote that word for word. Me too! I just, they
31:58
really, they wanted to stretch that bit. But
32:00
Wilke's like, no, man, I need your help with
32:03
Daphne. I like your sister. Yeah, she thinks
32:05
I'm this huge man-slut. And Toby's like, and?
32:08
But I feel bad for Wilke. He keeps saying like,
32:12
I really like her. I'm genuinely interested in
32:14
her. And Toby really does not believe him.
32:17
Or like care about the outcome of this. I don't
32:21
feel like they're very good friends to each other.
32:24
Daphne, after going to the cafe, comes home and
32:26
sees Regina. And it's simcom time. She asks Regina,
32:31
do you think that John would have an affair?
32:33
And Regina is like, I don't know, but you should
32:35
stay out of it. Yeah. Which I think is correct.
32:39
Me too, but I was kind of surprised that that's
32:41
what she said. Because she's also hiding that
32:44
she's seeing Angelo. So I think she's speaking
32:47
for herself. For being like, it's not your business.
32:50
It's not your business, stay out of it. Yeah,
32:52
but it kind of is Daphne's business who Regina
32:54
is sleeping with in this case. That is true.
32:57
But... She's being very defensive though. I think
33:00
she, I mean, she does say like, even if John
33:02
is having an affair, it doesn't mean he doesn't
33:04
love Kathryn. And like, there could be more
33:06
going on there than you know about. Yeah. Which
33:08
I think is true. It's true. She's just like,
33:10
there's so much more. It's not black and white.
33:13
Yeah. This does not comfort Daphne at all, by
33:15
the way. No. She's still going to go on the hunt
33:17
later. And then downstairs, Angelo has gotten
33:20
to dinner early. Yeah. And he sees Bay in her
33:24
art studio while she's quickly trying to put
33:27
condoms in her red purse. Do you think she just
33:30
like went out and got those immediately afterwards?
33:32
Also, why did she buy them? The man should buy
33:35
the condoms. I think they should both have them.
33:37
But, like, I feel that the man should buy them.
33:40
Right. It's for him. Yeah. Sure. But extremely
33:43
awkward to be shoving condoms into your purse
33:46
when your biological father walks in. He doesn't
33:49
see that, right? No, but he's, like, about to.
33:52
And she frantically, like, shoves them into her
33:54
bag. Bad timing Bay. Maybe because this is not
33:57
a good night for you to have sex for the first
33:59
time. No. And then Angelo's like I want to
34:02
meet your boyfriend. I want to know that his
34:04
intentions with my daughter are honorable. And
34:08
she goes, they're honorable-ish. I hate this.
34:11
I hate that thing. I hate it when any father
34:15
is acting like that, but especially Angelo, who
34:18
isn't even really a father figure yet. It's been
34:21
like two weeks. Yeah, he does not know her enough
34:23
to be like, I'm concerned about, quote, your
34:26
honor. You don't even know sign. What are you
34:28
going to talk to Emmett about? Right. That drove
34:31
me crazy. I don't think he even knows that Emmett
34:33
is deaf. He doesn't. It drove me crazy. It's
34:35
just like weird patriarchal bullshit. I hate
34:38
that shit. Yeah, you're right. He's also, he
34:40
and John are dressed very nice. They're wearing a
34:43
button up and a suit for this dinner. Yeah. Yeah.
34:46
High stakes. Anyway, it's dinner time. We're
34:49
going to eat that fennel risotto now. They're
34:51
all sat. And then Daphne and Adrianna walk in
34:54
and make a very dramatic entrance. Adrianna, again,
34:56
is doing the scowling face and like the wagging
34:59
the finger. Like, I don't want to be here. She
35:01
is pissed. And Daphne's like. She's being polite.
35:05
She's being very polite. She's just sitting down
35:07
eating her bread. Whatever. Oh, John and Kathryn
35:10
have the most white country club couple exchange
35:14
where she's like, well, I called you at the club
35:17
earlier because I couldn't figure out the code
35:20
and they said you weren't there. And he's like,
35:22
well, I didn't check in at the front desk because
35:25
I didn't want to talk to the caddy for 30 minutes
35:27
about how I need to invest in his business opportunity.
35:31
And Daphne's in there knowing he is fully lying.
35:33
Right. But also just like, we don't actually
35:36
see them be like John and Kathryn Kennish that
35:39
often but it really popped out at the dinner.
35:41
It really did, the class. Yeah. Really popped out
35:44
with that conversation. Everyone's saying this
35:46
risotto is fantastic and she says thank you, I
35:49
listened to Angelo and added the pastis. And he
35:52
gives her a little wink. He does. Cheeky little
35:54
wink. And then the phone rings. Wonder what that's
35:56
about. Toby answers and it's Craig Tebbe and he
36:00
wants to speak to specifically Kathryn. John
36:02
starts to get up. And he goes no no no this is
36:05
for Kathryn. Gives the phone to Kathryn. Kathryn
36:07
leaves the room. Also, I noticed Angelo refused
36:10
to drink. I guess in solidarity with Regina.
36:13
Yeah. At the table. Ally. Ally. And Craig Tebbe
36:17
says, Kathryn, Angelo's a fugitive. That's
36:20
exactly how I feel that he said it too. Angelo's
36:23
a fugitive. There's a warrant out for his arrest
36:25
in Italy. We don't actually hear him say anything.
36:28
We don't. But I do feel spiritually that that's
36:30
what was said. No, immediately John, Kathryn,
36:33
and Regina leave the dining room. They go into
36:36
the kitchen and they confront Angelo. And they
36:39
start yelling at him. But then one minute later,
36:42
Toby and Adrianan? Yeah, I guess she's there too.
36:46
Bay comes in and she's like, so we all hear
36:48
you yelling. Except for Daphne. Except for Daphne.
36:51
So you might as well include us. Yeah, all the
36:52
hearing people hear you yelling. So you might
36:54
as well include us. Access. Access. Thank you.
36:57
And Angelo immediately confesses. Yeah. Yeah,
37:01
you're right. What happened was. So what happened
37:03
was he was engaged. Which Regina does not like
37:07
hearing. Yeah, she makes a little face. Yeah.
37:09
Little jealousy face. And one night, they don't
37:12
say when this was, which bothered me, but we'll
37:15
get to it. He was engaged and one night he was
37:17
celebrating his engagement. Probably like his
37:20
bachelor party or whatever. Yeah. And his friend
37:22
admitted to sleeping with his fiance. And Angelo
37:25
was really drunk and he beat up his friend really
37:28
badly. And the next morning he ended up in jail.
37:31
The friend that he beat up, that friend's father
37:35
was the prosecutor and he was out for blood,
37:38
so Angelo had to flee the country. So he creates
37:41
a false passport under the name Adam Sorrento.
37:44
So he commits more crimes. So he commits more
37:46
crimes, so he can get a work visa, and he flees
37:49
to America. Yeah, to Chicago, I guess. Yes. To
37:53
his sugar mama situation. Is that part true,
37:55
though? Well, if we are to believe that part.
37:58
So we know that he's been missing for two years.
38:01
Are those two years in Chicago? Yes. Okay, that's
38:05
what I think, too. Anyways, that's what happened.
38:08
Regina is immediately on her side. Yeah. She's
38:11
like, well, we can get him a good lawyer that's
38:14
going to help him stay. I don't know, if you're
38:15
a fugitive, that's really hard. Yeah, and Angelo's
38:18
like, well, all my money is tied up in the salon.
38:21
And she's like, great, we'll sell the salon,
38:23
which does not work out later on. She tries to
38:24
call, like, the landlord, and the landlord won't
38:27
let her sell. She's tied to the lease. Okay,
38:29
this is the second time in two episodes that
38:32
she has tried to get out of this lease. This
38:34
landlord's like, I'm fucking sick of you. You
38:36
signed a contract, you're stuck for a year, or
38:39
however many years. Right, because the first
38:40
time, the landlord was like, sure, I'll let you
38:42
out of the lease, you just have to pay one month.
38:44
And clearly she went back and said, just kidding.
38:47
I'll keep the lease. This landlord is sick and
38:49
tired. And that was like last week. That was
38:51
like one week ago. Yeah. So that's done. Angelo's
38:55
out. And then John and Kathryn are talking
38:57
and John is like, I'm so angry. I could just
39:00
call and have him deported. And Bay's like, if
39:02
you do that, I will never forgive you. Don't
39:06
snitch to immigration. Don't fucking snitch.
39:08
But you know what? John Maybe-Cheating-On-His-
39:11
Wife Kennish, who likes to play at the golf club
39:14
and ignore the caddies, he would fucking snitch.
39:17
He would. This tracks with their character. I
39:19
don't think Kathryn would call, but John would.
39:21
It was just very timely considering the events
39:24
going on. I just was like, ugh. Anyway. Yeah,
39:26
Regina calls to try to get out of the salon lease
39:28
and the landlord's like, fuck you, you're stuck.
39:31
Basically, we don't hear this call, but this
39:33
is my assumption. And Daphne overhears her trying
39:37
to do this. And she's like, so why do you care?
39:40
Why do you want him to stay? And then she realizes
39:43
that they're, like, back together. Yeah, Regina's
39:46
down bad for him. She says, I never fell out
39:49
of love with him. Ooh, yeah. And then Bay, I
39:53
guess Bay just, like, fled and went to Emmett's
39:56
place. Emmett's dad's place. And Emmett is like,
39:59
well... I understand why John and Kathryn want
40:02
him out of the picture. He is a felon. Yeah.
40:05
No, assault and battery is not a small crime.
40:09
It seems pretty serious. Your parents are trying
40:11
to protect you. Says Emmett, who was just recently
40:14
arrested. But it's very different. Vandalism
40:17
is so different. And also, he never fled the
40:20
country. I feel that if Emmett were smart, he
40:23
would have simply said nothing. She's pacing
40:26
so much, I'm like he is definitely not catching
40:28
everything she's saying because she's not signing
40:30
all of it. He should have just done what he did
40:32
several episodes ago, sat in a sandwich. Yeah that's
40:35
what that was the problem, he didn't have an emotional
40:37
support sandwich. Exactly. But then Bay turns it
40:40
into. Yeah she's like don't like attack my dad.
40:44
What about your dad? Yeah, she blows up at him
40:47
over his dad and girlfriend, who is trying to
40:49
mate them like they're giant pandas. I like that.
40:52
That was a funny line. That is sort of how it
40:53
felt. Yeah, and they have a giant bong that's
40:57
the size of the space needle. She's very judgmental
40:59
about the bong. Very judgmental. The bong is
41:01
fine, guys. They're not forcing you to smoke
41:04
it. In fact, it's good for parents to smoke weed.
41:06
It chills them out. Yeah. Let them relax. Let
41:09
them relax. Being a parent's stressful. And Emmett,
41:12
to his credit, I think is like, OK. And he kind
41:15
of pacifies her. He's not going to fight back
41:17
about Emmett yelling at him about his dad and
41:20
girlfriend. Yeah, he doesn't. That doesn't seem
41:23
to bother him. He's just like, OK, whatever.
41:25
And then Bay's like, that's it. We're not having
41:27
sex tonight. Well, because do you think his motivation
41:30
for being like, OK, I'm going to ignore you attacking
41:32
my parents. Let's just kiss and make up is so
41:35
that they can sleep together? Yeah, probably.
41:36
And then she says, if you think we are sleeping
41:39
together tonight, you are higher than your dad.
41:42
Girl, what is your problem? You need to smoke
41:45
a little and just, like, relax. Yeah, she needs
41:47
to smoke a little. I know. Then Daphne is exterior
41:50
driveway. Exterior driveway. We haven't had exterior
41:53
driveway in a bit. I know. I was so excited.
41:56
Yeah, she's angrily dribbling a basketball. And
41:58
Wilke shows up to apologize. I kind of love
42:02
that there's so much going on and Wilke's, like,
42:04
not looped in at all. Not at all. Is now a good
42:07
time for us to talk about our relationship? Yeah.
42:10
Daphne accuses him of lying about the scoliosis
42:13
story. And he's like, no, girl, that's true.
42:15
I had surgery. Yeah, and she just blabbed it
42:17
to Toby. And he's like, well, no one knows about
42:20
the story because you're the first person I told
42:22
that story to. Because I like you and I trust
42:24
you. Also, I really like you. We're good together.
42:27
Like ketchup and eggs. Do you like ketchup on
42:30
your eggs? No, but my wife does. Okay. See, I
42:33
don't and Paolo does. Yeah. So not everyone
42:36
gets it. Yeah. Just like them. So that's beautiful.
42:39
But he's won her over. She's smitten again. Yeah.
42:42
They basically kiss and make up and then she's
42:44
like, hold on one second. Let me go confront
42:47
my bio dad about his maybe affair. Yeah. Because
42:50
literally the next scene, she's just like, hey,
42:53
John, don't, one, don't deport Angelo. Yeah,
42:57
she was like, don't deport Angelo because he
42:59
makes Regina really happy. How does she know
43:01
that? Yeah, she, first of all, she doesn't. But
43:03
also, like, why is she saying that in defense
43:06
of her mom? Don't deport Angelo because he's
43:09
Bay's dad. Yes. And John says he doesn't have
43:12
a choice. Does he not? I was thinking maybe he
43:15
doesn't have a choice and that it would affect
43:17
the hospital lawsuit if he kept it a secret.
43:20
If he knew and kept it a secret. But he could
43:22
also just talk to his attorney. Like, please
43:25
don't call ICE, basically. And he's like, I don't
43:28
have a choice. Yeah, you definitely have a choice,
43:30
John. You do, John. And he exercises that choice
43:32
because then he doesn't, for the record. That's
43:35
true. And then Daphne goes, okay, so who's Sarah
43:37
Lazar? Are you guys fucking? She says, and another
43:39
thing. And another thing. And John goes, so,
43:43
Sarah is writing a book about the switch. Again,
43:45
another person from the Kansas City Herald wants
43:48
to exploit the family and write a story about
43:50
the switch. I'm just kind of confused. Do you
43:52
think they were just like, we got to get this
43:54
other random reporter character out of here?
43:57
She comes up later in like future seasons. Okay.
44:00
I just feel like we're spending a lot of time
44:02
with employees of the Kansas City Herald. Yeah,
44:04
I don't know. But basically, Sarah is writing
44:07
a book about the switch. Because he doesn't
44:10
want her to compete with Kathryn. She has more
44:12
sources and whatever. If I were a reader, I would
44:16
way rather read the book written by the person
44:18
it happened to. The mother. And not some random
44:21
journalist. Especially not some random journalist
44:23
who covered it unsanctioned. Yes. Unauthorized.
44:27
If no one else from the story is going to talk
44:29
to her either. Yeah. Daphne is not convinced
44:31
by John's story. Yeah, and then she really crashes
44:34
out. Yeah, she vents to John about, like, losing
44:37
faith in the ideal of a perfect family. She was
44:42
denied a perfect family unit growing up. And
44:44
I think she put all these expectations onto the
44:46
Kennish family. Yeah, and then she says, basically,
44:49
I'm just waiting for you to screw up. I got a
44:52
new dad, and I don't want him to be a loser like
44:54
Angelo was, too. Fair enough. But then John says
44:57
this really sweet thing. He was like, I'm not
44:59
perfect. I'm going to make mistakes and disappoint
45:01
you, but I'm not going to lie to you and I'm
45:04
not going to leave. Yeah. Some really good acting
45:06
by D.W. Moffett. Yeah. And this makes Daphne
45:10
cry and they have a sweet hug. Really good scene.
45:13
This really heals something in her, I think.
45:15
That was nice. Good job, John. Yeah. No deporting
45:19
and you're nice to your daughter. Good job. King.
45:21
Then Bay goes to Angelo's apartment. She's hopping
45:24
around the city tonight. Yeah, she's really on
45:26
the loose. But he's gone. He's gone and the door
45:29
is visibly kicked in. And she immediately goes
45:31
back home and confronts John and Kathryn. She's
45:34
like, where the hell is he? Did you guys turn
45:36
him in? And they're all arguing. Exterior driveway.
45:40
Exterior driveway. And all are stunned when Adrianna.
45:43
She jumps out of the shadows. And it's like,
45:46
I turned him in. It's me. Like, that's literally
45:50
her. She steps into the room. So if you care
45:52
to find me. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Angelo has been expelled
45:55
from the Garden of Eden. I really like this episode.
45:57
Also, Adrianna is such an underused character.
46:00
So it was nice to finally have her do something.
46:03
Her villain arc is here. I love it. Daphne also
46:06
had a good episode. No, I think she's free from
46:09
the despair that's been looming over her head
46:12
these past few episodes. And she's having fun
46:14
with Wilke. Wilke was used quite well in this
46:16
episode, too, to lighten the mood. I think any
46:19
episode where Daphne is cry acting is a good
46:22
one. She's really good at that. Why do we think
46:25
Bay is so weird about sex? I think she's just
46:28
a virgin and uncomfortable and she's not ready.
46:30
Yeah, I feel that she's definitely not ready.
46:32
But it's like a really big plot point for her
46:34
character throughout this whole season. No one
46:37
is making you have sex at 16. No one. No one
46:39
should be. No. It's really not necessary. Yeah.
46:43
Because, I mean, that was like a huge plot point
46:45
with Ty. I know. But he was also older. Yeah.
46:49
And she was like trying to catch up, I guess.
46:51
Yeah. I think that if Bay wants to have sex,
46:55
she absolutely should. First of all, Emmett's a
46:57
cutie. Yeah. Second, now she has a safe space
47:00
to do it. Yeah. Great. Not going to be like you
47:04
know because yeah when you're a teenager I mean
47:06
as gross as it was for Olivia to be so like forward
47:10
and kind of pressury about it I do think that
47:14
her heart was probably in the place of like, I
47:17
don't want you guys having sex in a car somewhere
47:20
in the like somewhere random, like that feels
47:23
unsafe. Yeah it could be dangerous. Yeah it could
47:25
be dangerous like you could be like people could
47:27
see you when, you could get arrested whatever.
47:30
So I think that she's in the right for giving
47:33
them that space. And I feel like if they wanted
47:36
to take advantage of that, she should. But I
47:39
really feel that she is not ready. Not in the
47:42
slightest. No. So I hope that she accepts that
47:46
about herself soon. Also, there are other things
47:49
that are not penetrative sex. This was the same
47:53
thing with Ty. This was the same thing with Ty.
47:55
Yes. When they didn't have condoms, they were
47:57
like, well, there's nothing we can do. Yeah.
48:00
No railroading. We didn't get this far yet with
48:03
the shows. They said there's only one type of
48:05
sex. I guess so. And it's penetration. Well,
48:08
I do. Like, when I think about, like, all the
48:11
media I consumed, like, for teens about sex,
48:14
it was always just, like, they either had sex
48:16
or they didn't. Yeah, and there's always penetration.
48:19
It's like, guys, sex is a spectrum. There's all
48:21
kinds of things you can do. Yeah. And as a teenager,
48:24
you should not just jump right to the main thing.
48:28
No. You should do all the things. That's why
48:30
there are bases. John knows all about this.
48:33
Bay should know about this. Right. Her father
48:36
should have imparted that baseball wisdom to
48:39
her. Yeah. So yeah, that makes me worried for
48:43
her. But I don't know. I'm glad Regina got laid
48:45
just because like Angelo and his gorgeous abs.
48:48
I feel like she was kind of happy. Yeah. Okay,
48:51
cool. You're like, I don't have anything to say
48:53
about that. No. Okay. I don't really care about
48:56
Regina's feelings. Me either. But for me personally,
49:00
I feel that I would like to see Angelo's abs
49:02
more. Right. That's fair. So I'd like to keep
49:06
him in the show and also not have him in ICE
49:08
custody. Yeah, that's messed up. Fuck ICE, guys.
49:12
Yeah, fuck ICE. We don't really talk about politics
49:14
on this show because we record so far in advance
49:16
that, like, who knows what nonsense is going
49:19
to be going on in the world when this episode
49:20
comes out in three and a half weeks. But this
49:24
will remain relevant. Fuck ICE. Yeah, fuck ICE.
49:27
Bye. Bye.