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Crowd Work Pack_ Sacramento_ CA · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: That I do have a heart, Father God, and I
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: appreciate you for giving that to me. We're not going
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: to cook this little Amish lady. In Jesus' name, we
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: all say amen. How old are you? 18.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: You want to be roasted? I feel like.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: You haven't lived enough life to have the type of
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: confidence and self-esteem to withstand.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: At least be a Rufus. That was a white lady.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. She's like, I didn't say the N-word.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: I said get him.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, well let me do it my way, and then
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: we'll be all right.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: First person I want you to show is handicapped. He's
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: Now, for those that don't know, I'm not making funny
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: handicapped people. He said he was regular at first, and
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: then when I said, who's slow clapped twice, he clapped
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: two times. Now, right there, front row, closest to you,
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: with the welder glasses on, this goddamn baby's slow. Show
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: him right now. What's your favorite color?
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: This is my answer.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: Told you. Red!
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: Red! It's a number five. What's your name boss? Nice
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: to meet you James.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: And who you with? Is that your woman? You went
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: and found a girlfriend after all that? Was she in
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: the same as you? She kind of fine to be slow.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: You got money?
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, now them look like glasses for working on an
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: industrial site. I could be wrong though. Maybe that's high
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: fashion and I'm not high. What brand are those?
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: Heatwave. I thought maybe y'all would know, but it got
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: real quiet.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: Y'all were like, I ain't never heard no goddamn heatwave glasses.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: I heard of microwave glasses. I heard of... Big kahuna
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: wave glasses.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: I've heard wave your hand and say hi glasses, but
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't never seen no goddamn heat wave glasses.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: So that is for work?
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: You wore your work glasses out at night?
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: Where you work at? You're a contractor? So that means
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: you're contracting glasses? Do you know you had them on?
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Cause you strike me like the type to get completely
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: butt naked, take a shower, put on a new outfit,
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: and then realize you had on your glasses the whole time.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: So how long you been with your lady here?
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: I'll accept it. What's your name, James Ann?
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: Renee, and what do you do for a living?
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: I'm an accountant. You're an accountant?
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: What kind?
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: Charter school, school accounting. School accounting, charter school. So you
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: counting up the money for education? Helping everybody in Basel?
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: Charter school, my a * *. We need more money
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: for lunch. $ 320, 000 for 11 kids?
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: You got me f * * * ed up.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: And why the heat wave contract and got every contract
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: in the goddamn building?
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: This motherfucker slow. Everything red.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: Well, let's talk to the lady next to y'all, the
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: goddamn astronaut's mother. You look like the mother of somebody
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: that's maybe in space right now.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: She's the one that answered the phone. Did they say
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: when the shuttle will return? What's your name? Mary? Okay,
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: and is this a family then?
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: She's your mama? I can see it now that you
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: said that. Y'all got the same cute little nose, same
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: cute little smile. And who is he in the middle
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: separating you from your mama?
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: He's your boyfriend?
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: Not even your husband, but you got your mama on
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: the other side, huh?
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: White people get down different, don't they? Puttin' no pictures
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: between your mama and your mama.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: How long you been with her? Seven months, and you
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: already put your mama on the other side? You on
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: the same box of tampons you started when you met her, man.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: You already stuck your mama on the other side? That's crazy.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: She missed seven churches, communions, to put her mama on
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: the other side. He put his arm around her, too.
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: I don't give a. I don't give a about the family.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: I'm both of them. And what's your name, the daughter?
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Kylie okay, and then Travis Kelsey, what's your name? Ryan
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: nice to meet you and then and then what do
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: you do? What do you do? astronaut mama.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: You're what retired firefighter Wow, I.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: Did you actually fight the fires, or was you like,
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: the fire look like it's moving that way, go.
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: You don't look like you was in the, you know
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Yeah, it's a gun show? Okay.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: I'ma be honest, your job was so tough. I was like,
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: I died, I didn't. Yeah, I beat the this lady, brother.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a retired firefighter, I've had enough.
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  Speaker 1: First female firefighter for Chico. We got history in this.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: I better clap. That's amazing. So you were really in this.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: Because if you're the first female, they put you through
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: hell and high water trying to break you.
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: Shout out to you for being that tough to go
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: through all of that. Hell yeah. Since you retired, have
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: you started any fires? Like, fuck this. I got me. Ah,
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  Speaker 2: they gonna make me work their whore. You can't give
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: a that.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: Well, let's move on down here. You good, sugar? Are
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: you okay with some interaction? You sure?
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Okay. Can you look at the camera just so everybody
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: see what's going on? No, the camera over there. That's
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: the screen. Just look right at the camera. Hey, guys.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna, um.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Father God, we come to you humbly. We ask that
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: you have a steady hand. That's humility, Father God. It
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: is possible that everybody can't get it. It is possible
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: that I do have a heart, Father God, and I
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: appreciate you for giving that to me. We're not going
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: to cook this little Amish lady. In Jesus' name, we
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: all say amen.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: Amen.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: I just gave her a. I literally just said a
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: prayer for her and everything. The whole time I was praying,
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: it was like, how you spell Quasimodo? How you, nigga,
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: how you spell the hunchback of, no, Annie in the dark,
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  Speaker 1: get his phone out.
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: God damn it, I can't see the keys.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: Look at the camera one more time for me, mama.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that twice, BT? I think you're beautiful.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know why he keep doing that. I had
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: to squint, but I see it. I had to squint
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she bad in the mouth when you hold your
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: eyes this far. Yeah.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: And so what's your name? Linda, nice to meet you, Linda.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: All the Mexicans.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: Listen, Linda.
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Who you here with? Your friend.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you dry....
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Are in here alone and single. Quasimodo getting down. By
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: radio like a God damn. Looking like Cuba Batting Jr.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Hey man, what part of Africa you from?
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: You not from Africa? Okay, where you from? Texas. What
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: part of Texas?
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: East Texas. What city in East Texas? Closest one is Texarkana.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: But what's the name of yours? Marietta, Texas, all the
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: way over in East Texas, close to, that's what, right
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: by Louisiana? Just about. And so where did you meet
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  Speaker 1: your friend?
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: She was over there. She just came skipping through town.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: She was like, my. My precious.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's the teeth.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: That's why I said they're my precious. Hey, man, rule
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: number three, man, f * * * y'all. This is
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: the front row. Y'all in here being sensitive. She paid
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: extra money to get her a * * cooked. God
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: damn it. She knew she was dressed like a Muppet.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: That's you. That's you, Marietta. I bet that room smell
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: like corn nuts and melted jump ropes. He said, it do,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: it do. We be f * * * ing all
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: damn good. It takes our care. You know what I'm saying?
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Where I'm from, we don't give a f * * *.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: How long y'all been friends? Huh? About five years. Outstanding.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Good friends? Best friends? Friends? She seen you before? Look
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: at her, she said, seen it.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: I cracked that like a crab leg. I'm sorry, you 18,
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I apologize. But when I was 18, I.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Was so whatever. You. This your mama? Who the mama?
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Blue hair, this your baby? That's your baby. He fuck?
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Is this your daughter?
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: And then that's her boyfriend? You don't have to answer,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: but if you did, lift your left leg a little bit.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: He didn't, but hers twitched. I saw your daughter's leg.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: She was like, well, you know, this is uncomfortable. I
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: don't want you to have to fight everybody in the family.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: So this your husband or this?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Let me ease up because he look like he'll bite
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: the shit out of you. And if that bites you,
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: you ain't going to never be the same. Sir, look
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: at the camera. Put your face down. Lower your chin.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Turn your head to the camera and show that. They
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: be trying me. They be trying me. He thought I
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: didn't see that. He had his mouth.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: No, open up.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Did we meet before? Because there's only so many teeth
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: like this. What city did I see your mouth in? Pause.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Where? Move your hand.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Where?
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: What'd you say? What'd he say? State line? Oh, oh, oh, oh,
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: up in the, okay. Tahoe. Outstanding. And y'all live over there? Susanville?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of that. It sounds like that's where
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: that lady from.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: The retired firefighter looks like she's from Susanville. I'm not,
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: but I burn it down. All right, well, we're going
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: to move on because it's awkward to ask somebody if
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: they f * * * ed a girl and a
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: girl with her parents.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Even though he did. Let's talk to this couple right...
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Are you looking away? Is that what that was? Okay,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: front row, right there. Expensive seats. Going to look away.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: F * * * his money up, huh? He's going
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: to be staring at the side of your head in
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: the car on the way home.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Did you really look away? I spent all that goddamn money.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: She don't want no s * * *, bro. And
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: I leave whole couples alone for that, so.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I hope she whip your ass later. Both of them
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: are like, let's go, bro. Yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: We met outside. I saw your beanie. His beanie has
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: an interesting message on it for all the women. All
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: the women that are out here.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm the slut.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I'm his slut.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: What's your name, fam?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Joe, okay.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: And this your woman? She got on a wedding ring,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: it's nice and shiny. How long y'all been married? Two years, okay,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: nice and new. And how did y'all meet? What does
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I love slut energy? Facebook, is that a new strip
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: club out there in San Francisco? Y'all met online just
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: poking each other? 11 years ago. Right, right, I caught
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: the two years apart. So you started dating 11 years ago?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: So you took nine years before you got married? How
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: many of the nine years were you locked up?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: The whole time? Yeah, I can feel it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I can feel it, because beanies like that were out
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: before you went in, but now we don't do that
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: no more. Now we treat our women like queens. even
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: if they rang the bell in the bell tower. Isn't
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: that right?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Quasimodo. I like you. I don't give a fuck what
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: he showed on that screen. You hear me? You hear me? Yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: You little African boy from Texarkana. So you did your thing,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: got out. She was like, let's do it. Two years
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: of marriage. Y'all happy? Y'all been through some shit? She
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: had your back the whole time? Hello?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Were they on the screen when they both did that weird?
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Anybody that's a good judge of character knows some just
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: popped off right there. Now, I don't know if I
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: should dig, because it looked like they done got over
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: it and through it, but they only been together two years.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I can it up. They ain't been together long enough
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: to be able to handle. Damn, they like their love.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: So Joe, what's your name, sweetheart? Abigail?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: They call you that every time? You don't let them
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: call you Abby or Gail? But we got to call
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: you Abigail.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Abby will work. Okay, Abby. What do you do for money, Abby?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: All right, guys. Abby's selling on the Internet. Yeah, I
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: can see it. She raised her hand. YouTube. I sell
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: on the Internet, too.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: You got another beanie? No, I get it. You're surrounded
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: in them. You're in a little slut sandwich.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Now, did you dap her up out of, like, support
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: for her, or are you also on the internet selling
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: the latter?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Okay. What's the link? What is it, baby? Oh, she's serious. Okay.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Somebody write this down. T-A-Y K-I Take kiss.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Take kisses. And what you doing on your page? Is
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: she naked on there? Because we ain't paying that $ 4. 99
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: and some clothes on. You the one taking the pictures?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: You be like, hold your boob up, babe.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Let's get paid. All right.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Y'all got front row money showing your lips. I like that.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Do they be f * * * ed too? Yeah,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: she f * * * s on ours.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Sometimes me, sometimes others, sometimes 18-year-olds that shouldn't be in
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: here listening to this, but whatever.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you. Is this also an OnlyFans couple?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, Jesus Christ, I just left the quinceanera. No,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: those sluts down there, no. Absolutely not. I'm a wholesome woman. Okay,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: so how long you know Mexican Bo Jackson? Bo Jackson,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: how do you know? How do you know Bo Yaksa?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Four years? Married? Boyfriend, girlfriend, or engaged? What you doing? Boyfriend, girlfriend.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: For four years. Exactly four years? Or like three or
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: four years? Okay.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: What you waiting on? What are you waiting on? Come
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: down here and bite the shit out of this nigga.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Of this nigga.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: He's like, ah, ah, ah. They'd be like, it's a
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: vampire biting H's in the arms. Did anybody see that?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Does anybody have the type of imagination to look down
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: and see an H? H. And know that them the
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: kind of teeth it take to do that. I thought
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that was hilarious, but the whole room was like, why
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: would a vampire? Only person that got it right away slow,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: but he got it. He got it right away. I'm
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: not the one doing the pictures. I want to know
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: what he typed to get that picture. He had to
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: type black man.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: A mouth. And he got a wife. He happy, too.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: They a good looking couple, too. When his mouth closed.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: They look real good together. Look real good. I do
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: like y'all. Y'all know that, right? We've already bonded. All
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: these jokes. I rock with y'all. Mm-hmm.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Are you dry with nobody? She got somebody. She got somebody.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: What's up? Where the single women at?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Save.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: All right, so we got two sluts.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Did you just make the face like that's preposterous?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Just help me online for a link. She's like, I
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: am not a slut.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: $ 4. 99.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Everybody in this got $ 4.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: 99.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: What about you, Yuba? You got it?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, my girl won't let me. She cleared my
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: search history. Now I want to talk to Bo Jackson
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: and Esmeralda over there.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: What's your name? Andrea? Not close.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: What do you do for a living? You work in
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: law enforcement? You don't work in law enforcement. You are
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: law enforcement. Okay, when you go to work, does your
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: outfit look like other people's?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Show you the police? Somebody know him. That's what I said.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That's a CEO. A punk CEO.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Is he? That's f * * * ed up. Damn.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: He said, I can tell. Are you corrections officer? Damn,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: he really was right.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: These are jokes. I ain't trying to get nobody stabbed. Goddamn.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: That's really just the police. All right, on three. Everybody
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: say f * * * the police.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: One, two, three. Yeah. Sluts, did you guys get in
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: there with that? Thought you weren't a slut. Now you excited? Yeah,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: it wasn't that hard to outsmart you. Cruella Deville, how
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: you doing?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Ma'am?
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. What's on your shirt?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Is that the devil? That's the devil with the fish
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: in the devil's... Let me see it.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: East side. Sit your slutty ass down. Hold it up.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Higher. Higher. Higher.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Higher, higher, higher. Let me help you. Let me save you.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Let me save you with my little hand. Let me
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: save you with my little hand. With my little hand.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: That shit look like a chicken foot. Are they both
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: little or just that one? They both little. Oh, my God. Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Security, you let that bitch reach out and touch me
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: with that little bitch's hand, too.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: So that's your hand going in her mouth? I was wondering, like,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: how she fitting a whole hand in her mouth? But
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: she not.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: She fitting. 65 of a hand in her mouth. You
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: got a good sense of humor. Let me get a
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: high three.