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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – ice cream headaches? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: I can I help you. I'm finding from the census Perrea.
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  Speaker 1: I just wondering if you've got thirty seconds of your
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  Speaker 1: time to answer a survey for your country? Okay? How
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  Speaker 1: much money do you spend a year on laxatives? How
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  Speaker 1: much money spend a year on laxatives? Lexatives? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 1: don't spend anything on that. Way. Do you stays in
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  Speaker 1: your house go up or down? Uh? The sts go up?
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  Speaker 1: How many fingers am I holding up? Almost? If you
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: were a pirate, which shoulder would you keep your parrot on?
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  Speaker 1: Are you currently suffering from an ice cream headache? I've
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  Speaker 1: got a headache, that's no nastream headache. Do you wish
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  Speaker 1: you could shoup on your teeth? No? Okay? Why are
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  Speaker 1: hippies always dirty? Do we live in mises? Would you
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  Speaker 1: be willing to try a new cereal called colonoscopy Crispy's?
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  Speaker 1: What is the opposite of opposite? Yeah? What is the
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  Speaker 1: opposite of opposite? Yeah? Yeah, that's what I mean? What
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  Speaker 1: is the opposite of opposite? I don't know which movie
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  Speaker 1: is more a reflection of your life, Predator or Titanic.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever stolen a hotel towel? And does it
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  Speaker 1: ever concern you that hundreds of people have used that
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  Speaker 1: towel and they've all dried their crutches with it down.
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  Speaker 2: Question, it should have been a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: Let that sink in for a What did you ruin
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  Speaker 1: the towel? Now? I'm going to take my own towels home.
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  Speaker 1: Actually think about it. Think about it for a second.
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  Speaker 1: One second done. Let it know. It's affects you, even
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  Speaker 1: if you're not planning to steal it. It does fair
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  Speaker 1: fair point. Yeah, no, no, no, don't you dare ruin
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  Speaker 1: the towels white? You know they get washed every day.
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  Speaker 1: No issues here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think too deeply about any of these things,
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  Speaker 2: otherwise you'll never enjoy them again.
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  Speaker 1: Hotel collection spoken about the hotel. Yeah, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: go there. We know what happens there. Washing underwear, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Quick boil sometimes clean, there's a listen. Just enjoy your holiday.
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  Speaker 1: Stole the hotel is the remote? Yeah you know that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't let your baby put that in their mouths.
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  Speaker 1: What doesn't kill you? People make Yeah, so they say,
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  Speaker 1: until you get ebola