Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Let's Play IMPOSTER and YVETTE PLEAS FOR Tickets
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- 0:00Speaker 1: All right, we're going to play a game. Good morning, Lisa.
- 0:03Speaker 1: How are you? It's Lissa.
- 0:05Speaker 2: I'm good.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Oh, Lissa. I'm sorry. You know there's two S's here.
- 0:10Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
- 0:10Speaker 3: I know.
- 0:10Speaker 2: It throws everybody off.
- 0:11Speaker 3: I know.
- 0:12Speaker 4: I know.
- 0:13Speaker 1: We're going to play a game. You're going to be
- 0:14Speaker 1: our contestant. You down to play? Absolutely.
- 0:17Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Okay. What game are we playing, you guys?
- 0:20Speaker 3: We're playing Impostor. So, Lissa, Nick, our producer, has secretly
- 0:25Speaker 3: picked one person in the studio to be the impostor.
- 0:28Speaker 3: The rest of us in the room have all gotten
- 0:30Speaker 3: the same word or the same phrase, and we are
- 0:32Speaker 3: going to describe the word.
- 0:34Speaker 1: Without saying it.
- 0:34Speaker 3: But the thing is, Lissa, one of us is lying.
- 0:36Speaker 3: One of us is not telling the truth and is
- 0:38Speaker 3: the imposter, and you are the one.
- 0:40Speaker 2: Who has to figure out who it is. Okay.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Awesome. So you get to pick out of John Jay, Rich, Kyle,
- 0:46Speaker 3: or me, Peyton, on who you want to start us off.
- 0:50Speaker 2: All right.
- 0:50Speaker 4: Let's start off with John Jay.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Princess.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Ghost.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Crispine.
- 0:56Speaker 4: Pregnant.
- 0:58Speaker 1: The Dark Knight.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Anthropology. Headboard.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Meryl. Catwoman.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Candy.
- 1:07Speaker 5: My childhood.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Iconic. Diary.
- 1:11Speaker 2: Neighborhood.
- 1:12Speaker 3: Okay, Lissa, do you have any idea on who in
- 1:15Speaker 3: the room is the imposter?
- 1:18Speaker 5: My gut is telling me that Kyle is the imposter.
- 1:22Speaker 1: I am not the imposter.
- 1:24Speaker 3: So Kyle knows the topic... and the trend, and the word.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Shall we begin again? John Jay, start us off.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Odyssey. Lantern.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Brunette.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Red stiletto. Did someone say pregnant already? Pregnant. Oh, man. Oh,
- 1:43Speaker 1: Days of Thunder.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Top Gun.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Tom Holland's mom.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Devil.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Tom Cruise.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Any other guesses now, Alyssa?
- 1:55Speaker 2: Can't be Kyle.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Who do you think is saying the most out of, like, normal?
- 2:01Speaker 5: I think it's Rich.
- 2:02Speaker 4: I think it's Rich.
- 2:03Speaker 2: What do you think the topic is, by the way?
- 2:04Speaker 5: I have no idea.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Do you know what it is, Rich?
- 2:07Speaker 2: No, I have no idea. Oh, you were right. I know, but.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Sometimes you catch on, and I was wondering if you
- 2:13Speaker 1: were going to try.
- 2:13Speaker 4: I knew immediately that you were the imposter, but I
- 2:16Speaker 4: was like, you weren't even trying to figure it out.
- 2:20Speaker 2: No, I was, but I couldn't figure out where you
- 2:22Speaker 2: were going, like, Well, here's what I was trying to do.
- 2:25Speaker 2: I was trying to think of what Nick would pick,
- 2:27Speaker 2: and I thought he was going to pick a Halloween thing.
- 2:29Speaker 4: Okay, so let me see if Rich can get what
- 2:31Speaker 4: it is. Okay, so Princess, Diaries, Dark Knight. And Hathaway.
- 2:36Speaker 1: And Hathaway.
- 2:37Speaker 2: You got it.
- 2:38Speaker 1: That's it. That was the topic.
- 2:39Speaker 4: All right, so Alyssa, you win, but I wasn't sure
- 2:42Speaker 4: what your prize was. Do you want tickets to Becky
- 2:44Speaker 4: G at the Arizona State Fair, or would you like
- 2:46Speaker 4: to go see Matt Rife?
- 2:48Speaker 2: Oh, my God, Matt Rife, please.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Okay, great. Hold on, we will set you up. Hold on.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Oh, sorry.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Cut you off. Matt Rife. I got this DM from Yvette.
- 2:59Speaker 4: And she goes, you guys should do worse things about
- 3:02Speaker 4: an ex for Matt Rife tickets.
- 3:04Speaker 1: My ex murdered someone and got away with it.
- 3:08Speaker 3: Dang.
- 3:09Speaker 1: It's online. I can win. Please. I said, explain, please.
- 3:12Speaker 1: And she goes, she sent me a link to the story.
- 3:15Speaker 1: And then I'm like, wow.
- 3:16Speaker 4: She gave me your phone number. The problem is we're
- 3:18Speaker 4: all out of Matt Rife tickets. So I wonder if,
- 3:20Speaker 4: let me see if I got an idea.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Hey, Yvette. Yes. Okay, let me ask you something.
- 3:24Speaker 4: So your message says this great idea for Matt Rife tickets, right?
- 3:29Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. You don't even know. He's on my
- 3:31Speaker 5: bucket list.
- 3:32Speaker 3: That would be the.
- 3:33Speaker 5: Second person I've gone to see because my kids paid
- 3:35Speaker 5: for Mary J. Blige this year, you know, on my
- 3:38Speaker 5: 50th birthday.
- 3:38Speaker 1: How do you, how do you, how do you, is
- 3:41Speaker 1: Becky G on your bucket list?
- 3:44Speaker 5: Becky G, no.
- 3:45Speaker 1: It would be not right. Oh, no.
- 3:49Speaker 4: That was going to be a ticket to my kids.
- 3:54Speaker 5: Then I would have to hand it down to them.
- 3:56Speaker 5: And I ain't trying to win for them. They can
- 3:57Speaker 5: win on their damn own.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. You got your own stories. I got you, Rebecca.
- 4:02Speaker 5: I'm working hard on this.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Hold on. Hold on. Okay, hold on.
- 4:07Speaker 5: That's why I win it for me.
- 4:08Speaker 1: All right, hold on.
- 4:09Speaker 4: The story that you have about your ex killing someone,
- 4:12Speaker 4: that's a true story, right?
- 4:14Speaker 5: That is a true story. Like, it's online. Like, I'm
- 4:16Speaker 5: not even lying. Like, I literally drove him to the
- 4:20Speaker 5: bus station to go back to that damn place where
- 4:23Speaker 5: he needs to be.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Okay.
- 4:26Speaker 4: I have an idea because we want to hear your story.
- 4:29Speaker 4: But I'm telling you right now, we're all out of
- 4:30Speaker 4: Matt Rife tickets, but I can call somebody.
- 4:32Speaker 1: To see if they have... Let me see. Just hold on.
- 4:34Speaker 1: I'm going to call.
- 4:35Speaker 5: Listen. Listen. Listen, Linda.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Okay. Hold on. Hold on.
- 4:41Speaker 5: So, like, my story.
- 4:42Speaker 2: Hold on. Hold on a second. Hold on a minute.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Oh, I'm trying to get, I'm trying to call the
- 4:46Speaker 1: person in charge of.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Hello?
- 4:48Speaker 1: Hey, Mo. Hi. Hey, what's up?
- 4:50Speaker 4: Hey, so you're on the radio with us, by the way,
- 4:53Speaker 4: real quick. We're about to hear an incredible story, but
- 4:57Speaker 4: she wants a Matt Rife tickets for it. Do we
- 4:59Speaker 4: have an extra pair? I know.
- 5:04Speaker 1: It involves murder.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Wait, wait, wait.
- 5:09Speaker 1: What did you say? What did you say, Mo? Yeah.
- 5:11Speaker 1: I honestly don't know if I have another pair. I know.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Yeah, this is catching me.
- 5:16Speaker 5: Off guard here. You know what? Let me tell you something.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Hold on, Yvette.
- 5:20Speaker 2: Hold on.
- 5:21Speaker 1: She can't hear you. Hold on, Yvette. Yvette, hold on.
- 5:23Speaker 3: Hold on.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Mo can't hear you.
- 5:24Speaker 3: Hold on.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Hold on. Hold on. Only we can hear. You can't hear.
- 5:26Speaker 4: Okay, so wait, wait. It's like a ghost. So, Mo,
- 5:30Speaker 4: Yvette's on the line, and she goes, I've got this
- 5:31Speaker 4: great story to tell you.
- 5:32Speaker 5: Mo, Mo, Mo, let me tell you something.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Yvette, she can't hear you. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, Yvette.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Hold on. So Yvette's ex.
- 5:41Speaker 4: Killed somebody and she's going to tell us a story.
- 5:43Speaker 1: We can get her a Matt Rife ticket. So I
- 5:45Speaker 1: was like, we call you first. She won't take Becky G.
- 5:47Speaker 1: I think we can get her Becky G, but no.
- 5:49Speaker 1: I can definitely get her Becky G. But it has
- 5:52Speaker 1: to be Matt Rife. I'm 15 years old.
- 5:54Speaker 5: You think I.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Want to see Becky G? Hold on, Yvette. I can't
- 5:58Speaker 1: hear the story. I know, I know. So if you
- 6:02Speaker 1: get tickets, let me know. Text me or call me back,
- 6:04Speaker 1: will you? Yeah, for sure. Okay, thank you, Mo. Thank you.
- 6:07Speaker 4: That's Mo, our marketing director, you guys. Okay, Yvette, now,
- 6:10Speaker 4: we don't have them yet. You still want us to...
- 6:12Speaker 4: I can tell you this. We've never done this before,
- 6:15Speaker 4: but you can tell us the story, and if we
- 6:17Speaker 4: get an extra pair, they're yours.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Mo's working on it.
- 6:19Speaker 5: Oh, my God. Let me tell you that Matt Rice
- 6:22Speaker 5: would be on this, because do you know who I
- 6:24Speaker 5: would take? Who?
- 6:26Speaker 3: Um.
- 6:27Speaker 5: The father of my five kids, that we were together
- 6:29Speaker 5: for 30 years. He's been hanging out with me since
- 6:31Speaker 5: last Friday, which is so crazy. So I got a
- 6:34Speaker 5: whole lot of stories for you guys.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Why is it crazy that you're hanging out with the
- 6:38Speaker 1: father of your five kids?
- 6:39Speaker 5: Because she's hanging out with her baby daddy. I have
- 6:42Speaker 5: a 29-year-old, a 26-year-old, a 23-year-old, a 20-year-old, and almost
- 6:46Speaker 5: a 17-year-old. And let me tell you, one of those
- 6:48Speaker 5: motherfuckers is an MIT graduate.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Great. Okay.
- 6:54Speaker 2: Okay, listen.
- 6:55Speaker 5: So let me tell you, I'm a proud mama. I've
- 6:58Speaker 5: done a lot of, you know, to raise my kids.
- 7:02Speaker 5: Let me tell you. Oh, my gosh. You would have a, like, oh,
- 7:06Speaker 5: my gosh.
- 7:07Speaker 2: It would be a.
- 7:07Speaker 5: Whole show with me, guys.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Okay, listen.
- 7:10Speaker 2: Hold on.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Yvette, Yvette.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Andale, mira, mira, mira.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Let's get to the ex that murdered somebody. What's that story?
- 7:17Speaker 5: Okay, so listen. I could send you all that stuff, like, Literally,
- 7:22Speaker 5: I met him in 2021, which was so crazy. And, like, literally,
- 7:27Speaker 5: we went out to dinner one night, and we were, like,
- 7:29Speaker 5: having tacos, of course, because, you know, I'm Mexican. But
- 7:34Speaker 5: then he was looking through his stuff, and then he
- 7:37Speaker 5: found out that there was a war in town because
- 7:39Speaker 5: he left wherever he was from to come over here and,
- 7:43Speaker 5: you know, kind of, like, I guess, run away. Okay.
- 7:48Speaker 5: And then he ended up getting picked up, like, Maybe, like,
- 7:51Speaker 5: a week later, which was so crazy. And then he
- 7:55Speaker 5: went back. Like, he was over there. He was in
- 7:58Speaker 5: jail and all of that stuff. He went to court.
- 8:01Speaker 5: And then he got away with that.
- 8:03Speaker 1: Okay, but you still haven't told us who killed him. Like,
- 8:05Speaker 1: tell us the story. You said, like, I don't want to...
- 8:09Speaker 1: You said, who did he kill?
- 8:10Speaker 5: Can I send you the link?
- 8:12Speaker 1: No, just tell it to us. I don't want to
- 8:14Speaker 1: read it. This is a newspaper.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Give us the short version for the radio.
- 8:17Speaker 1: It's a radio show, so just tell us, what did
- 8:19Speaker 1: he do?
- 8:19Speaker 5: Okay, so short version. Okay, so somebody came into his house.
- 8:24Speaker 5: I guess, wanting to buy drugs because that's what he
- 8:26Speaker 5: was doing. But I guess, you know, he used whatever
- 8:30Speaker 5: other things he had been through before as PTSD because
- 8:35Speaker 5: of the way the cops made him feel. That's how
- 8:38Speaker 5: he got away with it in court, because he had
- 8:40Speaker 5: PTSD about what had happened in previous things that he
- 8:44Speaker 5: had been into.
- 8:45Speaker 3: Okay.
- 8:46Speaker 2: So what he claimed, like self-defense?
- 8:49Speaker 4: What?
- 8:50Speaker 2: And he got away with it. But did you date him?
- 8:52Speaker 5: So he got away with it.
- 8:54Speaker 2: Did you date him, like, during this?
- 8:57Speaker 5: Let me tell you, he was over here staying with me,
- 9:00Speaker 5: so he did not have no damn PTSD.
- 9:02Speaker 2: I have PTSD from this phone call.
- 9:03Speaker 4: I know.
- 9:04Speaker 1: You're killing me. I'm so confused. You need to give
- 9:07Speaker 1: us Matt Rife tickets.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Oh, no. All right.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Oh, no.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Okay, Yvette. Okay.
- 9:17Speaker 5: But I can send you, like, the whole, like.
- 9:19Speaker 2: No. No, we're all good.
- 9:21Speaker 5: I didn't really want to put it all out there,
- 9:24Speaker 5: so I kind of blocked off his name, but.
- 9:26Speaker 4: Right.
- 9:26Speaker 1: It's okay.
- 9:27Speaker 5: Yeah, like, I could send you, like, the whole spiel.
- 9:30Speaker 1: No, no, no. That's good. Okay, Yvette.
- 9:31Speaker 4: So we'll let you know if we get those Matt
- 9:33Speaker 4: Rife tickets, and we're waiting.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Okay? So I got your number. If we get them,
- 9:36Speaker 1: I'll call you. If not, we have Becky G. If not... Oh,
- 9:39Speaker 1: hold on. Nick is updating us. Yeah. Does Yvette really
- 9:43Speaker 1: want Matt Rife tickets?
- 9:44Speaker 2: Yes.
- 9:44Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
- 9:45Speaker 5: You don't even know. He's on my bucket list.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Oh, you know, if that's a bucket list, Nick, we're
- 9:49Speaker 1: going to want to hear his story again.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Okay, well, then never mind.
- 9:51Speaker 1: We don't got him. All right, you got him, Yvette.
- 9:53Speaker 1: You got him.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Oh, my God, you guys are so flipping amazing.
- 9:57Speaker 3: I love you. What?
- 10:00Speaker 1: Orale, Yvette. Orale.
- 10:02Speaker 5: You guys are the motherfucking best.
- 10:07Speaker 2: You kiss your kids with that mouth?
- 10:09Speaker 5: You guys have made my 50th, like, year. Like, I've
- 10:12Speaker 5: been celebrating all year. You know, I turned 50 in September.
- 10:15Speaker 5: John Jay, you know, his birthday is on the 4th.
- 10:17Speaker 5: Mine is on the 2nd. So, you know, we're Virgos.
- 10:19Speaker 5: He's a different kind of Virgo than I am.
- 10:21Speaker 3: Yeah, you sound like a hoot, Yvette.
- 10:25Speaker 5: John Jay is a different kind of Virgo than I am.
- 10:27Speaker 5: You know, he's an introvert.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Yes, I am the opposite of you, Yvette. The opposite.
- 10:33Speaker 1: All right, hold on.
- 10:34Speaker 5: But you know what? I love you guys.
- 10:36Speaker 1: You guys.
- 10:38Speaker 5: You know what? You guys are my wake up to like,
- 10:40Speaker 5: like literally as soon as I wake up, who do
- 10:42Speaker 5: I turn on?
- 10:43Speaker 1: You sound like my mom. Go, go, go.
- 10:46Speaker 2: You know what?
- 10:46Speaker 1: I don't even know.
- 10:48Speaker 5: I don't even know.
- 10:49Speaker 2: You know what?
- 10:49Speaker 1: I don't even know. You know what? I don't even know.
- 10:52Speaker 1: I don't even know. All right. Hold on. We're going
- 10:55Speaker 1: to set you up. Thank you for listening.
- 10:56Speaker 3: Hold on.
- 10:57Speaker 2: He's on my podcast.