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Where are the caveman ghosts? · 12 Minutes of Nonsense

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: What up, y'all?
• 0:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm back.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_00: 12 minutes of nonsense.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Nathan heard.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: We in these streets, man.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_00: Uh so it's uh July now.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's uh it's July, and I miss June 13th was actually uh National Albino Awareness Day, and I forgot to make sure that y'all was all aware of albinos nationally, you know what I'm saying?
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: And that's that's on me.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Like that's that's on me for forgetting, but I'll I'll remind y'all next year.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so what the fuck nonsense do I want to talk about today?
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: First of all, I want to talk about the nonsense of getting my teeth fixed.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I went to the dentist and he was cool.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: He was he was he was he was an old ass dude and he he he tinked on my teeth.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: And uh I got to he he he he shaved my teeth down a little bit so I wasn't stabbing myself in my in my open tooth hole.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: But to do that, I had to smell my teeth smoke, and I don't know if y'all ever smelt your own teeth smoke, your tooth smoke.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like the smell of my own teeth cooking, especially when I'm hitting that wee wee wee-wee-wee-wee-wee, and you just you can see the tooth dust just sparking up off that bitch.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, uh disrespectful, but uh disrespectful and expensive as hell.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: So uh niggas is broke these days, and uh so that's what I'm asking for for my birthday.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: I won't, I won't, I want to get my teeth fixed, and I went into the eye doctor because you know, being legally blind and albino and shit, I'm basically allergic to the sun, which is which is disrespectful.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: Being allergic to the sun is kind of like being allergic to happiness, and I don't find that uh cool.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and then I found out that my sunglasses, which I want to get two pairs of them, one for like real bright ass days, and then one for like semi-bright ass days, and yes, I do need them both.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and they are$2,000 a piece.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_00: Two G's, two fucking bands, two racks, son.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck, man?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: Two Ks for a pair.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck that's expensive.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_00: Two thousand dollars.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: My eyes, here's here's my problem.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: Why the fuck they that expensive and don't help me see better, you know what I'm talking about?
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like they they just make it so I can see, but not even see better.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like I couldn't I man,$2,000 is a retarded ass motherfucking amount of money, okay?
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean retarded as in slower than normal.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: It's not right in the head amount of fucking money that I gotta pay.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna get them bitches, but hopefully I'm gonna get them bitches.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, that was some of the nonsense that I wanted to talk about.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: Um I here's the thing.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: Here's the thing.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking about it, because I uh I went to the gym yesterday and I started trying to run like a man, like I'm trying to train for a marathon, even though I'm not gonna damn, I'm I ain't gonna run no marathon.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just trying to train for it to see if I can, you know.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: I want to see my feet again.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: I want to see what I want to see what they what they look like because I'm fat.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: But um what I didn't realize is that you should first of all I I knew this already.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: You should never go to the gym when you have a shit on deck.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like that's that's a that's a bad idea.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: But what what I was tripping on is because I was running.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know if you really call it running.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: I was what what what's the word that I would call what I was really doing?
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: Because I wasn't walking fast.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like I wasn't I wasn't speed walking.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: You know, you know what I was doing?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I was doing?
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: I was skedaddling.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I was doing.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: I was skedaddling.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: Like if you ever seen an old man like walking across the street when the light turns yellow and he gotta get there fast, but he can't get there fast, and he kind of he kind of skedaddles.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I was doing.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_00: I was skedaddling.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_00: Like you ever like I was passing people that were walking, but I wasn't pasting them fast.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_00: I was passing them fast.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_00: I was passing them to the point where like they look at you like nigga, you ain't, you know what I mean?
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like, just walk.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: Like, like they could have walked faster than I was running, but they just weren't.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: Like, so I was at a I was at a brisk skedaddle, though.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like I was at a brisk skedaddle.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I wasn't skedaddling as fast as I could, but I was at a brisk skedaddle.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_00: My my heart rate went up to uh I was it was up to like 160 something.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like I was I was I mean, that's a pretty damn hefty skedaddle, if I do say so myself.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so I was at mid-skedaddle and I realized that I had to uh I didn't realize I had to shit.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: I realized that I was going to shit.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_00: And I like and I know like I know some of y'all gonna understand the difference in those two things.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like realizing that you have the shit is like, oh damn, that's that's a project that I'm gonna have to deal with at some point throughout this day.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: Realizing you gone shit is like it's like, okay, in 15 minutes, I'm going to shit whether I'm ready to be over water or not.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's gonna happen.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: And then I started realizing like women have tampons.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: And and and the booty hole is just like a couple millimeters from where they from where they do their yucks at.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: So why is there no tampons for diarrhea?
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what I mean?
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like, like, is it because diarrhea comes out too fast?
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: It's like it's not a leak.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_00: Like nobody leaks diarrhea.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_00: Your booty hole, like you don't leak diarrhea.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_00: You you you could blam that shit the fuck up out your asshole, is what you do.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I think you know what?
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_00: I think I answered my own question.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_00: Because I I I don't think that there's a big the amount of moisture that comes out when you really have the rear, when you like ri when you really got the rear, I'm not talking about the skeet skeet, like the squirt, squirts.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about when you like got that got that for real, real rhea, it's too much liquid to hold in a in in in a tampon.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_00: At the same time, though, you could make it long, but then how long is the booty hole canal?
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like, cause how do like because here's the thing, how do well, so where does the booty how long because here's the thing, I've left log at like some logs that swirled up into where they were they were out the water, but it didn't feel like it was that long when it was inside me.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: So so where does the booty start?
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_00: Where does your booty start inside you?
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: Is what I'm trying to figure out.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_00: And can you have uh uh what what would what would a tampon for you for a rheupon?
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like a a uh a diapon?
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_00: Diapon, reapon, some a diarrhea pond, um ponerrhea.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_00: No, that sounds like a disorder.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: Ponnerrhea.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_00: That that sounds like you gonna like you diarrhea ponds.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_00: I did shit myself one time and I woke up when I had food poisoning one time and it it did look like a pond in my bed, and I changed the sheets.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but nah, for real.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, I don't think it will work.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think it will work in in your ass because the ass, yeah, the power that it comes out with, I think it's too strong.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_00: I think that it's too heavy.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_00: But then the same time, like you know, it might even be too heavy for diapers because I feel like diapers are gonna trap too much air.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_00: And then if I could if like if I just if I unloaded, and I'm in my 40s, so if I 40-year-old unloaded the ria in a diaper, that's gonna come up all about my back.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like, cause because that's what the blowout is.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_00: And I done seen babies blow their whole diaper out because they got that power, and that and then and it and and babies got small ass backs.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm talking about?
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like babies don't got big backs, babies is small backed than a motherfucker because I don't think they got all their ribs yet.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_00: Because, you know what I mean?
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_00: Like they got their legs and they back are the same size, and I don't, you know, I think that that's weird.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: So when they shit, they shit up their back, but they don't mind it because they used to smelling like that.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_00: Like so, but I'm not, I'm not used to having shit on the back of my neck.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_00: That's a terrible place for me to have if I have shit on the back of my neck, something went wrong.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't think that a diaper would actually do anything.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_00: But I feel like a tampon for your ass, oh no, man, because you're gonna blow it out.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna blow it out.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_00: And here's the thing if you don't blow it out, you're gonna pop the cork, is what I'm saying.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_00: So, like, damn.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_00: We gotta figure out something for that.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: We gotta figure out something for that.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe a splash guard.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like, so we so we can direct it so you don't just coat the whole damn toilet bowl, explode Rhea, you know?
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_00: Because but it because why does it gotta burn sometimes?
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: Is that what it is the friction of it coming out as fast as it comes out what makes it hot?
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: Or is it hot because I don't because I eat Cheetos?
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like, so I need to like that's something that also I gotta think about.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like, is it does the Rhea come out hot because of what I ate, or does the Rhea come out because of the speed?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_00: Because I know that when I had to have my colonoscopy, after the 37th or 38th Duke, uh when I was drinking that juice that make you Duke, it was just raw.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_00: And uh, and I couldn't tell it if it was because I was wiping or because it was just coming out at just, you know, Mach 27.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_00: And uh, and that's something that I think that I need to think about, like in in the in the interim of doing of doing that.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_00: What I don't understand is is why just why we don't have something that can solve this problem.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's a problem like that, like it's a problem, is why it's like almost like why there's no cure for diarrhea is the same reason I don't believe in ghosts because nobody has that logic behind it.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_00: Like people always understand the ghost, and I don't like that.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't like that nobody ever like everybody just speaks the ghost language.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_00: There's never a ghost that speaks Swahili.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_00: Like that I've never heard a Swahili ghost.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why do all the ghosts in America speak English?
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's only been English motherfuckers that have died here.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_00: What about an ancient motherfucker?
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_00: There was there was a like there ain't no Willy Mammoth ghosts, they ain't no saber-tooth tiger ghosts and shit.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_00: No, we just see cat ghosts, like cows cat ghosts.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_00: I want to see a caveman ghost.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_00: Why has nobody ever seen a caveman ghost?
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody's ever woken up three in the morning to a motherfucker in a loin cough talking about some unga boonga.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_00: Ain't nobody ever fucking opened, like nobody's ever talked about that.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: And until I see an unga boonga ghost, I'm not gonna believe that ghosts even exist, okay?
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna think that it's basically that you that you accidentally sipped on some acid.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_00: Like that's what I'm gonna think.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: Because if we don't have unga boonga ghosts, then then then then it then it they shouldn't all make sense.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_00: They shouldn't all, we shouldn't be able to communicate with the ghost as well as we could, okay?
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_00: As well as we could.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_00: We can we can I'm I'm communing with the ghost.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_00: There's ghosts in this room, they're talking to me.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_00: Bitch, you and you're like the how I don't understand.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_00: Look, look, what about a motherfucker that was born in the Shakespeare times?
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_00: What if he cause I don't understand what Shakespeare?
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: One size of the fleet than was of tomorrow in the Thursday times.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the fuck that means and shit.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what if a ghost is from that time?
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_00: I don't understand some of the shit that niggas say today.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, fool, run your pockets, my nigga.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_00: Come about them shits.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_00: But at the same time, like, so how the hell am I supposed to understand a ghost from like 1952?
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_00: You wouldn't just laugh if a ghost came out of her and say, hey, boo, suh?
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_00: Ha ha ha ha.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_00: Boo.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna scare you.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_00: You see?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like, so that like I feel like there's no ghosts.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: If there's no ooga booga ghosts, then ghosts don't, then ghosts don't reel.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_00: What also, what is like, what is other countries equivalent to ooga booga?
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: Cuz I know that like in America, if I say ooga booga, uh like an ooga booga uh caveman, motherfuckers gonna know what I mean.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_00: But like what's ooga booga in Japanese?
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like what's the Japanese ooga booga?
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: Don't go, don't go.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: But I don't know, but see, that's the thing.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: That might actually mean something, that might actually be a word, and I said something fucked up.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_00: So like what's the what's the ooga booga for Jap Japanese or like the ooga booga for French?
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: And and and oh man, French ghosts would be so fucking irritating.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like just thinking about it like a like a French ghost.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_00: Because like I didn't notice that animals aren't the same thing in different countries.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: You don't think about that shit like like like uh like chickens like you know like I learned this that in in Mexico instead of L-O-L, or like what instead of like ha ha ha, they do ja like J A J A J A or something like that.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's like ja ja ja.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: So like so like woof isn't woof is what I say when I'm mimicking a dog, but like, but like what did uh ancient Egyptian motherfuckers, what was his woof?
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_00: You feel me?
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_00: Like what was his woof?
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_00: Because it wasn't woof.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_00: I know for a fact it wasn't woof.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_00: It might have been something crazy, like you know what I mean.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_00: Like I don't know what the fuck dog sounded like back then, you know what I mean?
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: So what was an so my point is like what wasn't until I know that there's an unga boonga ghost and I know what everybody else's woof is, I can't, I just can't fuck with ghosts, man.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_00: I just can't I just can't believe in ghosts.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: I also I'm gonna be honest with you, there needs to be more daytime ghosts.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_00: I need more daytime spooky shit, okay?
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_00: I need more daytime spooky shit.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_00: I need I need I need ghosts to show up at three in the afternoon while everybody's awake and looking at that bitch.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_00: Like you can't just show up when it cause it always shows up for the bitchiest of people.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: Like, and I'm and here's the thing.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_00: That's another reason I don't believe, because I'm terrified.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'm terrified of ghosts.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_00: So ghosts show up, I'm shitting myself, and I'm doing whatever the fuck the ghost says, but it don't show up for me.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm a bitch.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_00: You see what I'm saying?
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_00: So ghost be showing up for the most the people who are the most scared of it, and not the people who aren't scared of it.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: Because you know, there is those people who like go on, like they go, they go places, like people who think the there was a dude on TikTok, he was he was he was drinking LA City water, like he was just in the like the LA River and he drank the water.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_00: That's the type of motherfucker that's not afraid of ghosts, you know what I'm talking about.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like he, if you're willing to get all the diseases, you know what I'm talking about, you're not afraid of ghosts.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: You're not afraid of ghosts.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-mm.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-mm.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_00: And and he was willing to get all the diseases.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_00: And so I just don't think that that motherfucker's afraid of nothing.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_00: But I but here's I will say this.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_00: Guaranteed that dude's had syphilis.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_00: Guaranteed he's had syphilis.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_00: He's had he's he's for he's for sure had syphilis, and he's had something raggedy that he didn't know growing on his booty.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_00: Guaranteed.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's that motherfucker.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_00: I guarantee you that.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_00: So, you know what I mean?
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: Think about that.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_00: Like, like, do you want syphilis?
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want something raggedy growing on your booty?
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_00: I don't.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want nothing growing on my goddamn booty.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_00: I already got an arch in my back from from all the times I busted my ass on the playground in the 80s.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_00: Because, you know, most of my most of my scars come from when I did have supervision.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_00: Like the amount of supervision that I did have on the playground was crazy.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_00: They just didn't tell me not to do that shit.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like when I was walking on the monkey bars when I was eight, they they was they was fine.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_00: They just watched teachers watched me do that.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: And they were here, they were impressed.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_00: They were impressed.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_00: They're like, look at Nate walking on the monkey.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, he fell.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: Damn, that's crazy.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_00: You okay?
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_00: No?
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: All right, well, you know, wait till recess is over, then we'll go get you checked out.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I should they the speed at which which we would get that merry-go round to spinning and then hang from it, and then let just just young children fly off that bitch into other children, blind kids, because I went to the blind school, remember?
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_00: So we letting blind kids just missile themselves at other non-looking ass blind kids.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_00: It was so many injuries.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_00: I hit this one kid double feet in his face because he wasn't looking because he ain't had no eyes.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: But excuse me, it was hilarious to you know me.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_00: He didn't he didn't find it funny because he just got feet blasted in the face.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_00: One time I almost hit this girl with a discus, and that was because I didn't see that she was where she was at, and she didn't see where I was throwing the discus, and and then you know what I'm gonna fucking say.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_00: Once like somebody, what you like what I didn't know that it was gonna hit her because I can't see that far, and she didn't know it was gonna hit her because what's somebody supposed to say?
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_00: Move, you know, I mean, first of all, she don't know if you're talking to her, and second of all, move what you gotta be specific.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, you like I feel like if a if a if a discus is just flying at a random blind person, like just I feel like don't say nothing because if you say anything, all you did was add anxiety to the situation that may or may not happen.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_00: When when basically just just wait till it misses or hits and then say some shit.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_00: You either say sorry and you go to jail, or it was it was cool, you know what I mean?
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_00: And in in this situation, it was cool.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_00: I was not allowed to throw discus no more.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_00: Um, they did they they said that I was more about shot put because I had a real hard time controlling the direction in which I was aiming stuff, but uh I became good at the shot put.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_00: I was I was okay at the shot put.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_00: Um but yeah, man, I I definitely I really almost did hit her with that motherfucking with that damn disc.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_00: Um but she was the same, she was the same person.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_00: I saw we I remember being on, it was just what the hell was her name?
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_00: I cannot remember her name.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_00: She had a she had a what the hell was her name?
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_00: She had a I can remember she wearing a blue shirt.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_00: I cannot remember her damn.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_00: She she had a she had a like a boy haircut, like a tomboy haircut, but that's all I can remember about it.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, um oh, you know the other thing I remember about her is you know that like when you a when you you know the metal slide when you a kid, that metal, that that long metal slide that in when it's hot outside, it gets it's like 3,000 degrees and it's just scrapes all the skin up off the thighs and like that slide, but it also like it gets hot, so the the slide will warp itself, and so that like after the slide done been there for like a year or two, it's just middle, there's this random slide hump.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_00: Remember that shit?
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, she didn't see the slide hump, and we convinced her to go down that slide one time, and that slide hump, you know, yeeted her.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_00: Boy.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_00: You ever seen a blind girl get yeeted when she can't she ain't look she ain't even know the yeet was coming?
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_00: And we what we knew the yeet was coming, but we also did.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: Here's the thing, it wasn't like we were setting her up.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_00: We just forgot that she didn't she wasn't looking for the yeet, and so she didn't brace for the yeet, so she hit that bitch full power and she bounced that that yeet, yeeted her ass.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_00: Luckily, she didn't know what was happening until she was almost on the ground, and so she, you know, she just went limp and really hit the ground.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like 10 or 11 at the time, so she wasn't hurt.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_00: She was pissed because we didn't tell her about the hump.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_00: And she here's the thing: I want y'all to think that fucking blind people are any smarter than regular people, because she went on that slide multiple other times.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_00: She just prepared herself for the yeet, as the rest of us did as well.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_00: But it's you know, you can only do it on certain days because some days it's too hot because you don't want to get the skin tore off your legs and yeeted.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's you know, because now you burning and you in and you in the air, and that's not cool.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, that slide, that random slide hunt was a was a son of a bitch.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_00: And uh, and uh yeah, I think that that's about enough.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's enough randomness for the day.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_00: Uh enough nonsense for this episode.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, um, follow me on all platforms.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_00: I got mad shows coming up, and y'all need to come to all of them.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm gonna be in San Diego, the Laugh Factory, I'm gonna be in Bellflower, I'm gonna be in North Carolina in August, and I'm gonna be in Detroit in motherfucking September.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_00: Uh so yeah, come to these shows, support your boy, uh, and and and listen to all my episodes of 12 minutes of nonsense because this shit really is just nonsense.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: That's all I'm talking about.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: Just nonsense.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_00: All right?
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_00: I holla at y'all, deuces.