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Hello Sailor Boy Update From January 29th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: This reminds me I need to send This reminds me
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  Speaker 1: I need to send Festus another care package. He's due
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  Speaker 1: for a care package, so I would love some suggestions
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  Speaker 1: of some things I could send.
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  Speaker 2: Fill it with underpants, underpants, just a box of nothing,
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  Speaker 2: but like twenty pairs of underpants. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: he needs underpants. I don't know if he gets like
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  Speaker 2: but whether he will.
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  Speaker 3: Carry issue underpants.
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  Speaker 2: Like navy shorts, navy underpants, navy pants. But I would
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  Speaker 2: say just as a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I talked to him yesterday morning because we're twelve hour difference,
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  Speaker 1: because he's in the middle of the ocean. Hello, sailor boy,
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  Speaker 1: And I said, what's what's going on? And he said, well,
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  Speaker 1: I saw I got you those shoes for Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: They fit, they work.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, they're great.
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  Speaker 1: I've been using him because once a week we have
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  Speaker 1: a a IDC challenge, a health clinic challenge, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: the challenges they divide up the people in the clinic
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  Speaker 1: into teams. Yes, and it's like a medical scavenger hunt
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  Speaker 1: where they station fake medical emergencies around the island and
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  Speaker 1: it's a race to see who can get to the
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  Speaker 1: emergency and properly assess it and move on to the
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  Speaker 1: next emergency, and they have to run between. Like so
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  Speaker 1: you start out at the clinic, and he said, the
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  Speaker 1: way it starts is they ask a question, and whoever
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  Speaker 1: answers the question first correctly.
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  Speaker 3: You get like a head start. And so his team
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  Speaker 3: got the.
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  Speaker 1: Head start and they had to run first to the
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  Speaker 1: beach and there's like somebody in the water and it's
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  Speaker 1: an you know, it's another sailor that's acting you know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I need I have.
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  Speaker 1: Jellyfish, got me you And they have to assess them
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  Speaker 1: and move on to the next one.
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  Speaker 2: So I've always really disliked like work situations where they
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  Speaker 2: try to make it fun by making organizing activities.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think, I mean, there's that, but it
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  Speaker 1: also probably is good practice for them, like, Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: would we do if we found somebody floating in the water,
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  Speaker 1: And what are the steps I need to remember for
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  Speaker 1: assessing them to find out what happened?
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  Speaker 2: No, why don't why don't you just why don't you
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  Speaker 2: just study that and do it? But I have to
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  Speaker 2: run to it. And oh and I get points because
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  Speaker 2: it's because it's.
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  Speaker 1: A different way to learn Bill hands on. But so
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  Speaker 1: I was asking him about the shoes and he said
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  Speaker 1: they were great, but they got really wet because I
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  Speaker 1: ran into the water with he.
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  Speaker 2: I told you it was no good.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see, when my son was deployed, I saved every
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  Speaker 4: fast food sauce and put them in a gallon baggy
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  Speaker 4: and sent him those.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great idea because he misses the fast food.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of the things he missed. What was it
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  Speaker 2: that he wanted to go to Taco bacle.
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  Speaker 1: Bell Yeah in Japan's a great idea.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I know there's a lot of soy sauce
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  Speaker 3: out there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can.
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  Speaker 3: Start there, start out in our canta.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I would love Uh there's some mustard
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  Speaker 2: packets and mayonnaise packets. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you've had a a kiddo deployed somewhere, what did
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  Speaker 1: you send them that they loved? Because he's due, But
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  Speaker 1: I might I might take some of Tasha's ideas and
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  Speaker 1: send her send him some of these snacks. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I can send him liqueur chocolates, they probably
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  Speaker 1: will confiscate.
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  Speaker 3: Could I give you some comic books to send him? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it'd be great, because does he like comic book? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because they're just they're just sitting there in my house.
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  Speaker 1: So please, seriously, please, I'm putting a box together.
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right? Oh, somebody in the chat room
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  Speaker 2: is now asking. Everybody's asking, what's wrong with your head? Bill?
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  Speaker 2: And it's got I've got a big somebody said I
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  Speaker 2: that looked like I got in a fight. And yesterday
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  Speaker 2: a sales guy walked up to me and said, you
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  Speaker 2: have shingles. No, no, it's a it's a.
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  Speaker 3: Are you a doctor?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you selling radio?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My uncle, My uncle has shingles and look to look
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  Speaker 2: like that. No, it's uh, it's it's skin cancer that
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  Speaker 2: I'm having to remove by using a topical cream that
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  Speaker 2: burns the stuff away. And it's not it's unsightly and
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  Speaker 2: no fun. Hello, handsome, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see I would send canned meats and single serve
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  Speaker 4: mac and cheese.
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  Speaker 3: When my boy was in Diego Garcia's Oh the same place?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Cool? Yeah? Does he like does he like Vienna sausages? Sure? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Those and spam.
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  Speaker 3: Text from a nurse simulation helps ingrain your learning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes it makes sense. I think it makes sense, right, traffic.
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  Speaker 2: So let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Crash northbound I fifteen just north of the two fifteen interchange.
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  Speaker 3: Two left lanes are blocked.
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  Speaker 1: There got a crash westbound I eighty at mile post
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  Speaker 1: one to eleven. Crash northbound I fifteen twenty one hundred
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  Speaker 1: north and Lehigh Crash northbound I fifteen north of Center
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  Speaker 1: Street in Provo. Somebody says I fifteen northbound and Sandy
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  Speaker 1: Midvale is a parking lot from an accident. Heard from
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  Speaker 1: several friends of the program that are dealing with that.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody says Infinite team avorried Fort Union at Highland Drive
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  Speaker 1: in Cottwood Heights.
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  Speaker 3: There's construction.
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  Speaker 2: It's a mess.
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  Speaker 1: It tapers to one lane and there's no turning east
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  Speaker 1: on Fort Union from Highland.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see if anybody sent anything else, please please do
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  Speaker 1: let us know out there what you're seeing. And remember
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  Speaker 1: if you encounter the fog, make sure your lights are
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  Speaker 1: on and slow down because not only is visibility bad,
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  Speaker 1: but it could be slick underneath.
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  Speaker 3: That's traffic.
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  Speaker 4: I sent my brother cans of pineapple, but sadly I
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  Speaker 4: didn't think about getting the easy open cap.
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  Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, thank you, that's all really helpful.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you Hands of Pineapple