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Hammerin Hank Is A Hall Of Famer! (Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 70) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah. Testing one, two, three. What up, Hammer
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  and Hank? How are you? How the fuck are you doing,
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  buddy? I'm doing amazing. We have so much to
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  talk about. If I hit the production to begin
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  the show, would you be ready? Yes, I would, buddy.
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  All right. We press this. You're listening to
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  The Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and
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  Ryan Hoppy. Legend on the airways free. All depend.
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  Kelly's hard. Oh, child. Nine four nine. He the
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  voice they need. Dog house dead. Laying down
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  the cream. What are you doing, buddy? I'm doing
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  pretty fucking amazing. Just make sure you're
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  not on any microphones that are over the air,
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  right? That's right. I'm just making sure. I
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  didn't want you to be on KCRA saying fuck. We
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  got our own damn nerves. Yeah, I don't know what
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  that means. Hammer and Hank. Dude, we usually
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  begin with radio memories, but we have something
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  that's not a memory yet because it hasn't happened.
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  But The Dog House with JV and Elvis, the most
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  listened to show ever in San Francisco Bay Area
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  radio history, is going to the Bay Area Radio
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  Hall of Fame, including my friend Hank. How do
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  you feel about this, Hank? Extremely good. On
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  a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you? Probably
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  11. What about a 12? Does that work? Probably
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  11. Ah, you got to get to a 12. You'll be at
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  a 15 at that event, dude. Where is the event
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  happening? Can people go? It's happening at the
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  Elks Lodge in Alameda. I will get all the info
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  and put that in the podcast description so people
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  can go. Ah, Hank, who's all going to be out there?
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  Elvis, Hollywood, Ruthie, hopefully Menace. Is
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  that girl that gave you the blowjob going to
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  be there? Probably not. Do you talk to her anymore?
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  No. Yeah, she probably left, leave it at 1998.
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  Why do you think, besides having the highest
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  ratings ever and being a legend, why do you think
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  the doghouse is in the Hall of Fame? Because
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  a lot of people voted for them. Yes, I mean,
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  obviously. But what was so good about the doghouse
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  in its prime for people that didn't hear the
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  doghouse on Wild 94 .9 and 107 .7? Dog House,
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  the highest rated FM morning show in San Francisco
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  radio history. They did a lot of good stuff,
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  too. What were the good stuff that they did?
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  Because they're often known for their shock jock
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  antics. The prank calls. Yeah. And also the comedy.
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  What was the comedy like, Hank? Comedy was very
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  good. What was so good about the comedy? The
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  comedy was, you know, they make a lot of excellent
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  jokes. Give me an example. So, overall, it was
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  just a show that you were always laughing, right?
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  That people always laughed pretty much. Now,
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  were there ever any arguments on the doghouse
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  with JV and all this? Not really. Yeah, it seems
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  like JV kind of kept that in line. I heard from
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  somebody that JV always protected you, that he
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  was your guy. That's cool, buddy. He always protected
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  me. Yes, I was even on his show, too. I don't
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  know if you know that. It doesn't matter. Do
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  you know if there's going to be free food at
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  this event? No, you have to pay for it. Oh, man.
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  What is it going to be like? Chicken marsala?
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  Chicken parm? You know what it is? I don't know.
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  It's probably good stuff. Me and my buddy Tom
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  Loflian. Yeah. We're going out to dinner afterwards.
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  Hell yeah. That's the PD of KCRH, correct? Yep.
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  What are some of the best parts about Tom? He's
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  a good teacher. Yeah. He's teaching me how to
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  do good radio again. So I saw this here, and
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  this made me so excited, dude. So there's like
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  a bulletin board. Where is this at? And I'll
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  read what it says, but where is this bulletin
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  board picture at? It's also the cover of the
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  podcast, but where is it at? Right by the Spectator.
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  What's the Spectator, Hank? It's the Chabot College
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  newspaper. Okay, so what's the college you're
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  at? Chabot. Okay, and that's where KCRH is. And
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  it says, week seven, Hammerin Hank is going into
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  the Bay Radio Hall of Fame. Congratulations.
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  But he is still responsible for all his KCRH
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  89 .9 FM homework. I love that. I love it too.
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  A little bit of ball busting, a little bit of
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  this and that. So congratulations, Hank. Okay.
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  Hank, what, so like over the years, how many
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  years have you been in radio altogether? A total
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  of 34. Longer than I've been alive. Take us back.
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  What is your radio memory of the week? When I
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  first joined KCRH way back in 1992. What was
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  that like? I was in the direction of the late
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  Rick Strauss and Stan Lichtenstein. Oh, yeah.
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  What was it like back then? What music were they
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  playing in the club? We have to play whatever
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  we're told. So you don't get to choose? We didn't
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  get to choose back then. Now do you get to choose?
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  Yes, I do. What are some of the songs? When can
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  people hear you on the radio? Hang. I'm on KCRH
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  89 .9 FM every Tuesday and Thursday from 11 a
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  .m. to 1 p .m. Hell yeah. You can check out my
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  show online at kcrhradio .com. And you always
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  post when you're going to be on. So how can people
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  follow you on social media? You can follow me
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  on Instagram at DJ Hammer and Hank or on TikTok
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  at I am Hammer and Hank. You are Hammer and Hank.
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  Hank, do you got any other radio memories? The
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  day I first joined the doghouse way back in August
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  1996. Doghouse. What? Doghouse. What? What was
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  that first day like? It was very, very, very
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  good. What'd you do? We did a contest for this.
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  They're called Bad Old Hank. Oh, yeah. How did
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  that go? Pretty good. Do you think you worked
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  with man cows warning about house as well? Yeah.
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  Do you think man cows are going to the Bay Area
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  Radio Hall of Fame? Nope. Oh, wow. Because he
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  belongs to the Chicago Radio Hall of Fame instead.
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  That's actually a good point. It's fair enough.
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  I think he should be in the Radio Hall of Fame
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  in general. I know. It's crazy. It's because
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  he's edgy, so people don't like him. It's all
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  good in the neighborhood. Hank, I'm going to
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  hit the music, and then I'll point at you, and
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  we'll do jokes, okay? Okay, buddy. Let me hit
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  the music. What are your jokes? Why do I always
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  say I'm on my way? Why? Because I'm looking for
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  my pants sounds less responsible. Why do I hate...
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  When someone calls me instead of texting? Why?
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  Because now I have to perform live. Why do I
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  always check the fridge twice? Why? Because maybe
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  something good showed up during a commercial
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  break. Why do I love canceling subscriptions?
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  Why? Because it feels like giving myself a raise.
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  Why do I always pretend I understand the directions?
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  Why? Because maybe getting lost privately is
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  less embarrassing. Why do I hate assembling furniture?
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  Why? Because I don't need a bookshelf questioning
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  my intelligence. Why do I always take leftovers
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  home? Why? Because the most problem is there's
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  tonight's mozzarella sticks. Why do I hate someone
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  when somebody says we need to talk? Why? Because
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  nobody has ever followed that about how awesome
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  we are. Why do I always turn down the music when
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  I'm parking? Why? Because apparently my eyes
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  were blocking the parking space. Oh, yours. I'm
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  sorry. Oh, you're good. Why do I always say one
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  more drink? Why? Because apparently I'm terribly
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  counting. Is that your joke? I got the radio
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  jokes. I'm going to read them, okay? Okay. All
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  right. Background music. Can we do this here?
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  You can leave us a voicemail. 856 -494 -6773.
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  Or you can follow me on Instagram at DJ Ham.
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  Man, we have good chemistry. Let me do this right
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  here. That's like having a little background
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  noise. Joke number one. Why did the radio host
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  bring a ladder to work? I don't know, buddy.
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  The producer told him to take the show to another
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  level. Cool. Why did the DJ get dumped? I don't
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  know. He kept introducing his girlfriend as coming
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  up next. Cool. How do you get a radio host to
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  stop talking? Tell them the microphone is off.
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  Okay. Why did the radio station hire a plumber?
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  Why, buddy? Too many leaks during the morning
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  show. Okay. What's a radio host's favorite exercise?
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  What is it? Jumping to conclusions. I love that
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  laugh. Why did the DJ bring a sandwich into the
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  studio? I don't know. He heard they needed a
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  fresh hour of content. Why did the radio host
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  argue with his GPS? I don't know. He couldn't
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  let another voice have the last word. What did
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  the radio host say after his first date? I don't
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  know. We'll be right back after these messages
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  from my ex. I remember that. Enter commercial
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  rights after these messages. We'll be right back.
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  Oh, yeah. Why did the DJ talk through the fire
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  alarm? He thought it was the intro to a new song.
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  And finally, why did the radio host take his
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  headphones to therapy? I don't know, buddy. He
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  needed someone to monitor his feelings. And I
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  think we should do that. Have me read jokes and
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  then have you do it. I kind of like your laughter.
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  It's adorable. All righty. Let me do this real
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  quick. It doesn't make sense on your end because
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  you don't hear it. But right now, what am I playing?
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  Church music. What the hell is going on in church?
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  We just started studying the book of 1 John.
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  How's that gone? Pretty good. Yeah. What are
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  you learning? It talks about Jesus and his disciples.
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  How are the disciples doing? Pretty good. Do
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  you think Mary Magdalene was a whore? Nope. She's
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  a good woman. They just did OnlyFans. What else
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  is going on in the world of Jeebus? Well, we
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  did Comedian yesterday. How was Comedian? How
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  was the bread? Comedian Sunday, we have crackers
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  and grape juice. Do you have any donuts? Nope.
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  Okay, that's good. Anything else going on in
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  the world of Jeebus? I'm going to play the pop
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  culture trivia intro, and then I'll point at
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  you, okay? Dear Lord. Way back in 1970. Led Zeppelin.
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  Nope. Mark Lindsay. Next. Who had the top 10
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  hit record, S &M, way back in the mid -2000s?
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  Rihanna. Wasn't that 2010, though? 2010, yep.
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  That's not the 2000s. That's the 2010s, but I
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  knew it. Next. Who had the song Boom Up way back
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  in 1997? Hanson. That's correct. Hell yeah. Two
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  for one so far. Go on. That's it for the music
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  trivia for this week. I got one. Who sang the
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  song Kill Him With Kindness in 2016? I think
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  it's Lenny Gomez. You got it. What else do I
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  got? Who sang the song It's Gonna Be May? I don't
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  know. It's going to be me. I don't know. NSYNC.
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  Are you not an NSYNC fan? Nope. Well, I should
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  have done that. Hank, it says right here. We'll
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  move on. You have a wish for a TV gig. Yep. Bring
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  back the X Factor. The TV show that was on Fox?
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  Yep. I was thinking about main producers. You
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  know what you should do? Decide to bring back
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  the X Factor. I wish I was the host. All right.
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  I have an idea for you. So, we have very exciting
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  things happening within our podcast network,
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  Ride to Wave Media. Today, me and Blaine figured
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  out how to go live on Kik. Cool. And on Twitch.
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  So, we're going to be re -airing Hoppy Hour at
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  night. And we'll be airing Hank's show. Here's
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  my point. My point is, I'm going to... Who was
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  the guy that was just in there? Samson? Alan
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  Samson. Yes, Alan Samson. I knew it was something
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  Samson. Very nice guy. Maybe if we get you the
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  right equipment, you can go live on kick. Cool.
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  That's something I'm going to talk to Alan about.
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  That could be, and we call it the Hank factor.
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  The Hank factor. That'd be cool, buddy. And it's
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  more the day in the life of Hank. Not so much
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  like a reality show, but... I mean, not so much
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  like a competition because I don't know how we
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  would do that, but it's called the Hank Factor.
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  That's for 2027. Mark that in. That's coming
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  up. Okay, buddy. Because Ride to Wave Media joined
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  Kik. We almost have to keep it to ourselves because
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  I don't want people to take our ideas because
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  I really believe this is bee's knees. Hank, we
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  got a listener comment here. Hank, I am so proud
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  of you for making it into the Radio Hall of Fame.
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  I have been listening to you since your time
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  with Mancow and I'm so proud. Thank you, buddy.
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  If I hit the music, would you be ready for Buddy
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  of the Week? Yes. By the way, have you been able
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  to hear the music on my end? Nope. That is why
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  I point. One second, Hank. Who's your Buddy of
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  the Week? Tom Loflian? Samson and all my buddies
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  at KCRH for believing me. And also Elvis, Hollywood,
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  Ruthie, all my voters in the Bay Area Radio Hall
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  of Fame. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. You have
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  a prick of the week? No, I don't. Alright, you're
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  right then. Is there anything else on your mind
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  that you can think of? Yes. I want to say...
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  Be sure to listen to my radio show called The
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  Hammer and Hank Radio Show. When is it? Tomorrow
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  from 11 a .m. to 1 p .m. Pacific on KCRH 89 .9
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  FM Hayward. Or you can listen on the World Wide
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  Web at kcrhradio .com. Do me this for me. When
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  you go live, tweet it out and tag me on Twitter
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  and I'll retweet it for you, okay? Okay, buddy.
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  Is there anything else on your mind? That just
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  about does it. All right, let me hit the outro
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  music. This was episode 70. Can you believe it?
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  I can believe it. Hank, it's been an absolute
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  adventure. We're going to keep doing it each
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  and every week. Here's the thing. I cannot believe
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  that I work with a radio hall of famer. It motivates
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  me to be an even better broadcaster. So, Hank.
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  I know I bust your balls, blah, blah. You are
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  my boy, and I am so fucking proud of you. I am
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  so proud of you. You are a radio, a warrior.
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  Enjoy Saturday night. Also, listen to me for
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  two things. First of all, after this show, hit
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  when you go out to eat with Tom, get the most
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  expensive thing. You deserve it. You're electric.
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  Hammer and Hank, sign us off. I gotta say what's
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  up to everyone who believed in me over the past
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  34 years. I've been radio and I'll talk to you
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  real soon. Peace in your hood. Love you, Hank.
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  I love you too, buddy. Bye. Peace. There he goes.
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  The man. The myth. The legend. And then there's
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  me. Someday, I will be as cool as Hank. But until
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  then, Hank's the goat. Hammer and Hank on the
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