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LU-ANN & ORDER! | RHUGT Recap with Dustin Ross · Reality with The King

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  Speaker 1: Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your
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  Speaker 1: favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and
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  Speaker 1: Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in
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  Speaker 1: addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or
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  Speaker 1: scripted as well.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Raindrops.
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  Speaker 1: The Monday Night Live crew is headed to New York City.
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  Speaker 1: We have a live show on Sunday, September 20th, at
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  Speaker 1: the City Winery in New York City.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Come see me, Carlos King, blue-centric Claudia Jordan, and Dustin Ross.
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  Speaker 1: live on stage in New York City, Sunday, September 20th,
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  Speaker 1: City Winery.
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  Speaker 2: Get your tickets at KingdomRaintInt.com. I mean, Dustin, you look
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  Speaker 2: nice today. You're wearing purple. I have a white. Does
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  Speaker 2: that make you Prince?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. That's right. So let's get on my motorcycle.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's exactly who you are. I think we need
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  Speaker 4: to ride the bike like they did in Purple Rain.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we should do that for Halloween. you should be
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  Speaker 4: printing Apollonio on the bike. Shake this shit all the
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  Speaker 4: way up like Kyle did with her white party. I
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  Speaker 4: love the fact that you're dressed on theme, Carlos. I'm
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  Speaker 4: wearing white.
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  Speaker 2: Because of Kyle.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: And wasn't she holding court, talking about, you know, as
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  Speaker 4: the longest consecutive running housewife of all time, and being
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  Speaker 4: that this is the Real Housewives 20th, I gotta bring it.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you better pop your shit, Kyle Richards.
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  Speaker 3: You better pop your shit, as you should.
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  Speaker 4: Even though you only are that because Candy let you
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  Speaker 4: be it. But still, popular shit nonetheless.
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  Speaker 1: What about Tamra Judge? Because it's really Tamra Judge.
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  Speaker 3: Too, because... Wait, does it?
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  Speaker 2: No. Okay. We have to figure out how we're going
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  Speaker 2: to base this, because... Okay. Kyle is season one, consecutively.
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  Speaker 3: Candy....
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm lying.
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  Speaker 1: I got this wrong. Candy started season two. Tamara started
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  Speaker 1: season three.
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  Speaker 2: But because Tamara was fired for two seasons.
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  Speaker 3: She is no longer in the conversation. See how that works?
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to Crystal from the read and Crystal's couch.
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  Speaker 4: Words mean things. OK, that is her. That is one
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  Speaker 4: of her catchphrases over there. And words mean things. And
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  Speaker 4: the title that we are identifying Is the longest running
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  Speaker 4: consecutive housewife.
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  Speaker 3: Right. And that's it.
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  Speaker 4: It was candy and it was still being candy, but
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  Speaker 4: it is no longer candy because she quit. So Kyle
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  Speaker 4: Richards is now the longest running consecutive housewife.
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  Speaker 3: Queen B. And the B stands for boss.
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  Speaker 2: Not Beverly Hills?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: Because this goes across franchises. This is about being the
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  Speaker 4: longest running consecutive real housewife.
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  Speaker 3: Period. And you can't take that title away from her
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  Speaker 3: because she is it.
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  Speaker 2: She's it.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, everybody who knows me knows that of all of
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  Speaker 1: the housewives, and disclaimer, the ones.
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  Speaker 2: I never work with, okay? Because I forget if I
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  Speaker 2: say anything, Dustin.
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  Speaker 3: You know how they're going to do you.
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  Speaker 1: The housewives of Atlanta would stop liking my pictures like
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  Speaker 1: they've done since Mother and I Live started.
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  Speaker 3: So, but that's not... Oh, right, Carlos. We don't give
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  Speaker 3: a shit. We love all... I'm like you. I love
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  Speaker 3: most of the housewives. You know what I'm saying? And so...
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  Speaker 3: Just like you, Los. But, you know, I love local housewives.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the deal. Ka Richards is my favorite housewife. Again, disclaimer,
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  Speaker 2: that I never work with. So she is just like
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  Speaker 2: that girl to me.
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  Speaker 3: I agree. The face of Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 4: People can die on the heel of Lisa Vanderpump, and
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  Speaker 4: we understand the death, right? But it's Kyle Richards. Been here,
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  Speaker 4: been that, still that.
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  Speaker 3: And it is what it is.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to like her or love her to
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  Speaker 4: give her props for staying and being the literal face
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  Speaker 4: of Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 3: So shout out to Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: And I will go on record saying that I believe
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  Speaker 1: she's the favorite housewife of everybody involved with the entire franchise.
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  Speaker 3: Something is working.
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  Speaker 4: Something in her formula is working and the proof is
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  Speaker 4: the fact that she's never gone away. So something she's
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  Speaker 4: doing is working. And you should acknowledge that as a
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  Speaker 4: person who loves the Housewives, respects the Housewives world. It
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  Speaker 4: would behoove a fan and a viewer to acknowledge that
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  Speaker 4: when you're giving commentary or offering an opinion on the show, acknowledge,
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  Speaker 4: give props where they're due.
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  Speaker 3: Kyle Richards is Beverly Hills, flat out. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the things that I have heard, as
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  Speaker 1: we recap episode three of Ultimate Girls Trip Raindrops, one
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  Speaker 1: thing I have heard from my industry friends.
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  Speaker 2: Is Kyle Richards is nice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like it.
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  Speaker 2: And easy to work with. And she... And she gives.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, the only time that things got a little dicey
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  Speaker 1: was when she started to have.
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  Speaker 3: The Morgan of it all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the only time that they felt like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're not getting as much. But up until that point,
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  Speaker 1: she gave everything to the show.
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  Speaker 2: She's super nice to work with. She doesn't argue with
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  Speaker 2: the producers.
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  Speaker 1: She's sort of like, And she's what I think people
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  Speaker 1: are not realizing about Giselle Kobe Bryant, which I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait to get into this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle will do whatever it takes for the show to work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You got to respect it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, Kyle Richards had her infamous wife party.
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  Speaker 2: You know you are that bitch. Kelly Potter, I love
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  Speaker 2: you down to the ground. We will get to you later. Tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Mother not alive.
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  Speaker 3: Look.
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  Speaker 1: You know you are that bitch when you can have
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  Speaker 1: a party in your backyard.
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  Speaker 2: Dustin!
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  Speaker 4: On that scale. That was full scale. A full scale activation.
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  Speaker 4: A full scale production. It was gorgeous. Everything, not an
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  Speaker 4: expensive spare. Only thing. And this is a me thing, right?
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  Speaker 4: This is just like a, you know, we all have
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  Speaker 4: a preference, right? I would have covered that whole lawn.
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  Speaker 4: To me, if it's a white party, the whole lawn,
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  Speaker 4: the whole party should be It should feel white. And
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  Speaker 4: if she would have just covered the lawn with some
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  Speaker 4: beautiful flooring, whatever. But again, my new detail, just something
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  Speaker 4: I would have done differently. There was nothing bad, wrong
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  Speaker 4: or poorly executed with the event production for her party.
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  Speaker 4: That party was absolutely gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: It was beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: And Portia had me dying. Talk about we going to
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  Speaker 4: Kyle's white party. Well, I don't mean it's a lot
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  Speaker 4: of white people, but she said. Welcome to family hill.
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  Speaker 3: Hollering, hollering.
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  Speaker 4: Man, she's so funny on this show, Carlos. Portia is incredible.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect choice. Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: You know, listen, I can go on about Portia.
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  Speaker 1: What I will say is she is the breath of
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  Speaker 1: fresh air.
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  Speaker 2: She's just somebody that has this youthfulness.
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  Speaker 3: She's funny.
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  Speaker 2: She just gets it.
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  Speaker 1: And based on what we saw this entire season of
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta Housewives season 17, what's interesting is it's a much
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  Speaker 1: lighter Portia.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Which probably was better for her too.
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  Speaker 4: She probably had a much more enjoyable experience. I know
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  Speaker 4: she said that she had a good time filming season 17,
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  Speaker 4: but we saw her unhappy on season 17. Real Housewives
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  Speaker 4: Ultimate Girls Trip just feels very light and fun for her.
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  Speaker 3: And I know that's got to be a good experience,
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  Speaker 3: you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's the reason why we talked about last week when
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  Speaker 1: it came to Lisa Barlow.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Still in the same way.
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  Speaker 1: So all of the, not all, but a lot of
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  Speaker 1: the legacy Beverly Hills housewives came.
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  Speaker 2: Eileen Davidson was there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We had Camille.
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  Speaker 1: Grammer in her one shoulder dress that Kyle shaded to
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  Speaker 1: her face.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle. Huh.
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  Speaker 3: There he is.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Portia, the president, um.
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  Speaker 1: woman that sometimes has a blonde moment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle's blonde moment.
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  Speaker 1: Was talking about her season one cutout cardboard photo that
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  Speaker 1: they showed us in the first episode. She tells Camille
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  Speaker 1: about it and she's like, my God, my dress is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I had that old, outdated, cutout dress and Camille's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: like the one I'm wearing?
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: And look, let's be clear. Camille did look dated.
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  Speaker 4: She did look like a season one Jersey housewife in
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  Speaker 4: that cheap-ass dress. I'm not sure what kind. Didn't Kelsey Grammer,
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  Speaker 4: wasn't there? Didn't he railroad her with that divorce settlement?
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't there drama with that? What did she end up
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  Speaker 4: walking away with, Carlos?
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  Speaker 3: Do we know that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I can tell you right now, a shitload of money.
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  Speaker 4: Well, why ain't she shopping? You know, a lot of
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  Speaker 4: times in Beverly Hills Housewives and shit... and especially Orange County,
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  Speaker 4: they love a boutique. And, you know, a boutique don't
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  Speaker 4: always carry, you know, style and fashions that execute on
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  Speaker 4: a level where you can talk shit about other people
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  Speaker 4: and what they're wearing, right?
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  Speaker 3: And so that was just an example of it. It
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  Speaker 3: was absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: All she was missing... was Christian Louboutin, Daffodil, High Heels.
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  Speaker 4: You remember them with the platform that was wrapped up
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  Speaker 4: in it? You couldn't even see the platform. The Long Heights,
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  Speaker 4: very basketball-wise, the early seasons. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Barry Shawnee O'Neal.
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  Speaker 3: Barry Shawnee O'Neal, Royce Reed.
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  Speaker 4: Royce Reed and Camille Grammer built a lot like the same, right?
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  Speaker 4: That's all Camille needed to do was get in front
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  Speaker 4: of that stage and hit that Royce Reed.
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  Speaker 3: That was it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she definitely looked like 2005, but it was good
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  Speaker 4: to see her nonetheless.
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  Speaker 2: Dustin, I have the amount that she got from Kelsey Grammar.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, come on with it. Shout out to production.
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  Speaker 2: You ready?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: 30 million.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's what's up. And when did she get that?
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  Speaker 1: Dustin, I would tell you right now, she received that
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  Speaker 1: settlement in 2011.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now I would be okay.
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  Speaker 3: But I am, you know, a nigga. So it's different.
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  Speaker 4: Like her at 30 million and trying to keep up
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  Speaker 4: with the Joneses.
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  Speaker 3: And then also she has children.
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  Speaker 2: You said the Umanskis?
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  Speaker 4: Hello, the Umanskis, the Vanderpumps, all of them.
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  Speaker 3: The Maloofs.
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  Speaker 4: The, what's his name? David Foster and them. You know,
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  Speaker 4: she's trying to keep up with.
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  Speaker 3: All of them.
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  Speaker 1: You are not giving David Foster Captain McPhee teams.
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  Speaker 4: David Foster hurt my feelings for reasons. He's shown himself
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  Speaker 4: to be less of an interesting person for me, but
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  Speaker 4: that doesn't take away from his contributions to the music genre.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, you're going to be controversial, David, I don't know about.
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  Speaker 4: Him and Catherine McVie have shown them, they have choices.
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  Speaker 4: They've made choices and supported things and been vocal about
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  Speaker 4: things that are controversial and that I choose not to
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  Speaker 4: be a part of, right?
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  Speaker 3: Or connected to.
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  Speaker 4: And so it's disappointing because David Foster is an incredible musician.
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  Speaker 4: And also, you know, Mary J. Blige is my favorite artist.
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  Speaker 4: One of my favorite artists, I should say. And she
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  Speaker 4: Her whole Christmas album was produced by David Foster. There's
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  Speaker 4: a Barbra Streisand duet on that album. Like it is
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  Speaker 4: a great showing for my girl. And so I just
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  Speaker 4: hate to see, you know, it's just a musical legacy
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  Speaker 4: that's so important and so rich, tarnished by the bullshit. Nonetheless,
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  Speaker 4: it was good to see Eileen tonight.
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  Speaker 3: And Camille Grammer.
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  Speaker 2: When she got on her knees. Bro, she still got it.
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  Speaker 3: She does. Don't sleep on her. That's an actress. You
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? Working. Credited. So, you know, don't
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  Speaker 3: sleep on Eileen. But it was good to see all them.
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  Speaker 4: Beverly Hills has always been a fun show to watch,
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  Speaker 4: even when it gets dark and ugly. It's still fun sometimes,
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  Speaker 4: except that Diana Jenkins season.
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  Speaker 3: That was awful. But everything.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, and what was the black lady that's been in
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  Speaker 4: the news lately with the nasty husband?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Ann Marie, that was horrible. She was very difficult to watch,
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  Speaker 4: looking like the Humpty Dance. The Humpty Dance, it's your
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  Speaker 4: chance to do the hump.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-uh, Ann Marie. She looked like Humpty Hump. Ann Marie
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  Speaker 3: looked like Humpty Hump. She do.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, I love Beverly Hills, and I felt like
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  Speaker 4: I was at the White Party tonight watching that episode.
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  Speaker 3: Carlos, you know she look like, uh-uh, do me, baby.
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  Speaker 3: You know she do, Carlos.
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  Speaker 2: What additional underground are you even talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Shock G, okay? Hell yeah. Okay, that's what it was.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Anne-Marie look like Shock G.
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  Speaker 4: That's what that was.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: This is Reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get back into the show. Okay, so Raid Drop.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. You know, listen, I do have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: white listeners.
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  Speaker 3: And we love you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we love you, too.
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  Speaker 1: I met one at Equinox yesterday who said, no, literally
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  Speaker 1: said to me, I'm looking forward to Monday Night Live.
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  Speaker 2: I said... It's like, absolutely. That's okay. My demographic is there.
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  Speaker 2: So to my white listeners, do me a favor.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: In case you have never heard of Digital Underground, they
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: had one hit single.
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  Speaker 2: It was called The Humpty Dance. Google the lead singer.
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  Speaker 1: That is who Dustin is saying Anne-Marie Wiley looks like.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Twinsies. They might just get that Spider-Man point. Okay. Anywho, yes.
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  Speaker 3: But I was excited to see Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 4: Kyle Richards had laid that fucking white party out just
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  Speaker 4: like we knew she would. Carlos, what about the Mauricio
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  Speaker 4: of it all?
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  Speaker 2: We need to get into it.
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  Speaker 1: So what we saw in the first, no, the second,
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  Speaker 1: the top of the second episode was Kyle crying because
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  Speaker 1: as they're about to be en route to Beverly Hills,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually the day of her 30-year wedding anniversary to Mauricio.
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  Speaker 1: her estranged husband. He gets to date other women. Kyle
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  Speaker 1: allegedly gets to date other women.
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  Speaker 2: So, hey, they are, you know, making things happen. However,
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  Speaker 2: they're still married. So, Mauricio shows.
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  Speaker 1: Up and what was interesting about that is they hugged
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  Speaker 1: like you and I hug. And then we could get
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  Speaker 1: towards this now when Vicky and Lisa Barlow saw him
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  Speaker 1: at the end, and they're like, oh, my gosh, it's
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  Speaker 1: your 30-year wedding anniversary, whatever. And, you know, Vicky's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we were crying with Kyle. And your boy says, aw,
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  Speaker 1: that's so cute.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly, because what the fuck do you expect me to say? Hey,
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  Speaker 4: let me tell you something. I don't like and can't
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  Speaker 4: stand it. I believe this comes from, like, church hurt, right,
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  Speaker 4: if you really want to get deep. But like, I
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  Speaker 4: am true. Don't be trying to back me into no
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  Speaker 4: corner in conversation. I hate that. Don't do that to me.
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  Speaker 4: Cause I am going to come flying and swinging.
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  Speaker 3: Out of that corner.
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  Speaker 4: And the debt that often looks like responses, like the
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  Speaker 4: one Mauricio gave them and the way he quickly moved
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  Speaker 4: on to the next person to greet, which I believe
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  Speaker 4: was Portia. Um, but he, uh, them saying that, what
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  Speaker 4: the fuck is he? You're, you're talking about the, um,
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  Speaker 4: the breakdown of a 30 plus year relationship, right? And
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  Speaker 4: you're casually making a reference to it jokingly while we're
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  Speaker 4: on camera filming a scene for this show that I'm
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  Speaker 4: really not a part of, but agreed to be in
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  Speaker 4: because I do love my ex and I respect the
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  Speaker 4: show and the space and what it means to her
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  Speaker 4: and our family. And then here you come, Vicky speaking erratically,
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  Speaker 4: looking like somebody had wound her up.
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  Speaker 3: Like she looks like she has a.
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  Speaker 4: Metal turnkey in her back that you twist And then
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  Speaker 4: she starts popping and going into the scene and doing her.
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  Speaker 3: That's what she looks like.
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  Speaker 4: Like someone wound her up and then let her loose.
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  Speaker 4: And what does she do? You know, she does all
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  Speaker 4: of that shit or whatever. And it's uncomfortable. It's awkward.
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  Speaker 4: It's not something that he can. What can he say
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: in that moment? Talking to someone who is essentially a
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: stranger to him. So he responded appropriately.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: All right. It's so cute. Hi, hey, how you doing?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: And move the hell on. I couldn't believe, I'm with
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Portia and them and Giselle. I wanted to punch, when
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Giselle said that, I was like, I'm sure she did
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: want to punch both of them for doing something so stupid.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: This is what I got from it too. I agree
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: that it was awkward and it's, but I do think
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: that it's so destined.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I think in the girl's defense, it is awkward. It's awkward.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: It's awkward, right?
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: And you kind of don't know what to say because
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: this man is there. You're kind of surprised he's there.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: It's the day of his wedding anniversary, which is also
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: very strange. And then on top of that, I will
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: say this. It made me realize that Mauricio has.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: No intentions of ever getting back with Kyle.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I took from it, Dustin, besides the awkwardness, I took
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: from it the confirmation. Kyle is in the friend zone.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: And let's have a real conversation. And to my female listeners,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I'm giving you this advice and I'm not trying to
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: be that guy. So take my wisdom, because me and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Dustin know a lot of straight men who operate In
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: spaces with us where they do tell us everything.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: And that's the beauty of having friends of that stature.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Now, ladies, whether you divorce him or not on paper,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: and let's be clear, Dustin, they will never get a
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: divorce on paper because the stakes are too high with
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: their money right that's there because when kyle said at
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: the at the reunion this past season of beverly hills
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: honey i i own half of the agency and then
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: blink and said now what else is going on simply
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: let's be clear I own half of that bitch.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Goodbye. And we all knew Dustin.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Oh. Mm-hmm.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: He's never divorcing you.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: California, stay long.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Now, when you separate with your husband and say, let's
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: figure things out.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: We could date other people.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: A man of Mauricio's build looks.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: money, status in life, you are giving him a pass
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: to sleep with a bunch of women because he can.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: That man is rich, he's famous, he's good looking, and
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: he has this youthfulness.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: He's not going.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: And to add insult to injury, all of his daughters
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: are out of the house.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: This man has no reason... Let's be smart here, Dustin.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: What does mauricio get out of staying with kyle richards
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: when he's able to sleep with so many women one
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: including this latina artist that was on watch what happens
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: live and when andy asked her like.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: I love her by the way her name is anita
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: she's a dope ass artist like yeah you saw that
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: episode yes and i'm familiar with her anyway i like
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: her music Like, her name is Anita with two Ts.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She's gorgeous. Like, gorgeous. Sexy. All of that. Dope artist. Everything. Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: And she was coy. The way she played it on
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Watch What Happens Live, you know.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: It just.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: We saw them in Aspen. They were in Aspen, right?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: We saw the videos of them standing on that bar
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: and just the energy and chemistry they had.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: We saw all of that.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Only thing is Mauricio is going to get old soon.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: And so there's a part of me where he'll still have,
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: you know, access and he'll still be desirable to people
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: for sure. But the youthful get up and go and
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: be able to, you know, physically withstand like a fast life,
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: that time window is dwindling for him. And when you
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: start reflecting on that, sometimes you start thinking about relationships,
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: decisions you've made.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Regrets, all that kind of shit.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: And if they don't legally take steps to dissolve their union,
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: that leaves the door open to a much more easier
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: reconciliation once you start having those kind of thoughts. And
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: then when you couple those with the assumed emotions of
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Kyle Wright to be open to that or or have
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: some sort of.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: For the time. Think about it.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: They got other fucking kids and they're about to be
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: grandparents now. If not, if they're not already, I believe
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: the daughters are either pregnant or either just giving birth.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: They already have a baby.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: See, so now they're grandparents. That's a whole new level unlocked,
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: so to speak. So that I do see, I agree
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: with you that present day today, he's not showing any
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: signs of wanting to work towards reconciling with Kyle, right?
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: And Kyle is, kind of just there. She's not really
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: saying she does or doesn't want that. And when she
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: speaks about them breaking up, she's sad. So it just,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: I think that right now he may not be open
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: to it, but again, that motherfucker going to get old.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: And when you get old, you start thinking about shit
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: and reflecting. And if they don't legally dissolve their union,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I can definitely see a future where he's able to
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: talk his way back into Kyle's world as her husband.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: And they move on as a married couple. I can
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: definitely see that. He don't care about that Morgan shit.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: He probably was laughing like, oh, you know what I'm saying?
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: So I think it can happen for them. I just
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: think it's going to take life slowing down for Mauricio.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Yes. You know what I mean? That's what I think. Yes.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. What did you think of Luann's performance?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: She has her wings. She can fly.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: She ascends from the air, descends on the ground.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: She has two bushes as dancers.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: To give a nod to her falling in the bush,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: which was funny when Gisele.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: And Portia in real time. Yes.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Doing that.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Her vocals. Listen, the mic was on.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: It sure was. Mm-hmm.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I wanted it off. It should have been off. That's
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: the thing. Luann, it's no secret. I love Luann's personality.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I love the way that she has sustained as far
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: as her entertainment value, right? Like, she's still funny to
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: watch and interesting. She's got that heavy cigarette-ass voice like me.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Like, I just, I think
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: that she's just.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Have you seen C'est La Vie?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Chic. C'est La Vie. Savant. Savant. Light, glamour, attitude, whatever
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: she be saying. Teresa, she, c'est la vie. Savant. So
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: she's like, shake, c'est la vie.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Teresa's confessionals are so funny during this Ultimate Girls Trip 20th.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Teresa has had me in tears this entire trip. getting
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: things like, you know, it comes to me late, but
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: when I get, like, she's just, she's so funny.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: It's so real.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I am enjoying the hell out of Teresa on this show.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: And that's what I mean about not having to try.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? To make a moment. It
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: just being you, your authentic personality that is of interest.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I'm enjoying her. But yeah, Luann is cool. She look cool,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: but she cool.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Luann has always made me laugh because She's like our
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Kelly Potter. Like Luann understands her character in Eric Pulse,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: if you will. And she really, listen, she really enjoys
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: this singing shit and she thinks she's great.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: And I love it for her.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Let's not act like anyone who has spent a considerable
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: amount of time living in New York City.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: If you have been downtown in.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: The village or on the Lower East Side in one
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: of those piano bars and literally been in a moment
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: that feels like you're on a movie where, those cabaret
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: singers and those nightclub singers, that's how they look. I'm
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: not going to comment on the sound, but that's how
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: they look. Dwayne looks just like the piano bar ass singers,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying? With a feather boa, that fedora,
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: you know, carrying an instrument, the case, you know, she
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: looks like those people. And we thank God for them
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: because that's the cultural, the cultural heartbeat of that part
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: of the city and the entertainment.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Story so many people come lady gaga.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Was performing in clubs and shit you know what i'm
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: saying before her name was lady gaga like this is
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: a real entry path into to in success and entertainment
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: so while it is funny you know what i'm saying
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: because luanne can't sing and she dances awkwardly excuse me
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: luanne that person exists and she's that person and it's
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: just so funny to see that character profile dropped into
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: the middle of this Real Housewives world.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: It's so funny to me. And that's why she sticks around.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: So she don't need to sing, but it was funny.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I love her.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I love her.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I love her. I love her. Erika Jayne does it. Dustin,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Erika Jayne.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: She ain't having that shit.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Yo, I always said this. Erika Jayne, in my opinion,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: belongs in Atlanta. 100%.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: 100%. She can hang with those girls and it would
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: be interesting. Can you imagine her and Marlo teaming up?
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I think even that, Erica already didn't want to talk
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: to Luann because of her clothes.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: It already was like, and then she said that shit,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Abramo Khan, come on.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: They were able to bounce back from that and they should.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: They all just held.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: And they should show signs of being able to resolve
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: conflict quickly and managing your emotions appropriately. So I'm not
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: going to congratulate, you know, a six-year-old for making a
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: bed in the morning, you know. But it was nice
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: to see these ladies not have a bloodbath fight like
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: them Salt Lake City. I just realized.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Carlos, Salt Lake City.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: If you think about it, while we love that franchise
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: and it's no secret they were magic.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: What do they call it? Lightning in a bottle? Yeah.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Conflict and dirty lowdown conflict is what is the necessary,
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: it's the fuel to their engine over there. And so
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: they fight harder and dirtier and different different than the
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: rest of these housewives.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. 265, goddammit.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: That's how many fucking bloodbath fights I've had.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Medication, there we go.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Those women fight so goddamn hard and dirty and mean.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Once I've been watching them in the past episode and
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: then in the preview for next week for the Housewives
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Ultimate Girls Trip 20th, you notice the difference, the juxtaposition
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: of that against the temperament and disagreements that the.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Other housewives are having.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: It's like, damn, y'all really, it's a little bit ghetto
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: over there in Salt Lake City.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Like, ah, damn.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I literally talked to a friend of mine last week
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: because she doesn't watch Salt Lake City. So she was- like,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: why was Lisa Barlow getting emotional? And I said, you
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: know what's so funny?
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Now that I can.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Explain to somebody who doesn't watch Salt Lake City, I said,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I had to reflect and realize those girls don't have fun.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake City housewives do not. I didn't realize that
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: y'all don't have fun. And if anything, y'all... really have
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: way more conflict than Atlanta and Jersey combined.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Combined times two.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: And that's why we thank God for Bronwyn and her
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: fashions because they make, they add some levity, believe it
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: or not.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: They lighten up the show. You know what I'm saying?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Because she be in her shit. I love Bronwyn. But yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I do too.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Like low key.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: By the way, you will appreciate this. I think I
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: told you this story already. When I met her, Of course,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: you know me, we're gentlemen. So I introduced myself.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm Carlos.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: She said, baby, I know who you are. You did
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Atlanta season six. You were the EP. You made the
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: show The Heights.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I said, how do you know my stats? And it
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: hit me, you've done your homework.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: So you appreciate this.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: She has done her homework, Dustin, on this brand. And
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: when I say to you, she was by herself, could
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: not have been nicer, Dustin.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I love her.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: You know, Jay, those other Salt Lake City girls were
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: not around her.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I love her.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I met her, and I've met a couple of the
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Salt Lake City housewives, and I had great experiences with
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: all of them. But I haven't met Bronwyn yet, but
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: I love her on that show.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: She's my... I love her on that show. I'm just
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: going to say that. It's your... I.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Have two favorite housewives on that show. I have two.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: And so that's that. I have two favorite Salt Lake
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: City housewives, and one of them is Bronwyn. I will
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: say that.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: So one of the things that I love about Salt
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Lake City is the fact that's the comedy.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: But what we saw on this episode of Ultimate Girls
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Trip is Giselle Kobe Bryant telling the producer when they're like,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: why are you so innocent?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: She said, it's who I am. It's what I like
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Like, what?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: I'm DeVale.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Having me dying. She's so funny on this episode.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: You do not know me.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. And living up to it. Living up
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: to it. Getting to it. So, what's going on with
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Salt Lake? It was like, what?
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: It's like, two over there. And then, y'all over there.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: And nobody's talking to each other. Like, that shit is
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: so funny.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: So, what's going on with Salt Lake City?
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Cause it's like, I mean, you all over there. They're
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: over there. Y'all not talking to each other. So what's
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: going on? Like that shit is so funny, man. Every
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: single time. And she just, it's so natural.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: People let her get away with it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: And it's so, that's the most fascinating thing to me
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: about it is that she blatantly.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Prods, pokes, um, prize, all of that shit.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: And no, and they just answer her questions and just
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: go along with it. Like, And I love it because
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: that's exactly what she's being paid to do. And that's
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: why she's there. And by there, I mean chosen as
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: the person to represent her franchise.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: That's why. That's why Giselle is necessary. She is. Love
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: her or hate her. You got to give it up.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: And when I say to you, her and Portia are
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: the duo.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I never thought I needed. Mm-hmm, the dog agrees. You
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: hear that dog say, that's right, that's right, that's right.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Portia and Giselle, that's right. Brody, you and Giselle.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Brody, Brody, like, yeah, Brody be watching that shit too.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: That's it, that's how you know.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Brody and team Giselle.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, come here, Brody.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: You're raising them right.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Come here, we're going to see how to dust it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: So Portia and Giselle are the duo. I did not
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: know I needed it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: They, so the black girl one-on-one of it all, when
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you get two black girls and they're talking shit and
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: they're just like having fun and they're questioning things.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I thought that shit was funny.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Giselle's conspiring like, hey, so in.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Atlanta, because you know, we love Heather.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: And then we're going to get Heather to tell us.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, of course it was like, She.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Said, you just pulled me in. Yes. Yep. So good.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: And Giselle, actually, that white strapless jumpsuit looked nice on Giselle.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: It looked nice on her. It did. She looked nice.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: A lot better than Camille Grammer, but she looked nice.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Teresa looked good as hell. Portia looked drop-dead gorgeous. They
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: all looked nice except for Vicky and Camille Grammer. it's
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: a way to wear an old lady coat look how
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Adrian Maloof looked age appropriate and nice you know what
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I'm saying Denise Richards had on an old lady coat
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Carlos you remember nanny goats no what's that you remember
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: them nanny goat coats it was like a white sherpa
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: kind of like fur that the girls used to wear
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: back in the day when we was little kids it
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: was like a white little nanny goat coat anyway.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Let me Google this.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if that's a cultural colloquialism or
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: if they're really called nanny goats.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Why did I type it in, Dustin? I wrote nanny goat.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Why did it finish coat Detroit?
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: See, Carlos?
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  Speaker 4: That's what it looked like. That's what the nanny goats
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: looked like. Denise Richards had one on. Who else had
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  Speaker 4: one on?
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  Speaker 3: Adrian Maloof. You know what I'm saying? Vicky.
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  Speaker 4: Vicky and them, they had on them nanny goats at
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  Speaker 4: the white party. That was hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: The fact that you Googled it is sending me right now, Carlos.
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  Speaker 1: I am screaming that Detroit was the first to pop up.
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  Speaker 1: So what I would like to do for my Patreon folks,
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  Speaker 1: I have to show y'all the actual look.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Nanny goat. You know what I'm saying? It's a nanny goat.
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  Speaker 3: She had a nanny goat on. They all did.
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  Speaker 4: And Vicky, yeah, Vicky was sitting there looking like she
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: was cold, like she needed some hot water bottle or something.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: And then she was upset with every damn body.
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  Speaker 3: But she was funny. She did make me laugh at
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  Speaker 3: the end.
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  Speaker 2: The end!
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  Speaker 4: And they were playing that song and Luann was getting
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  Speaker 4: on everybody's nerves. It was hilarious that they said Lisa
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  Speaker 4: was the darkness in the back.
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  Speaker 3: That was hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: The little, the add-in that the producers put where it
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  Speaker 4: was like Lisa in the darkness in the back when
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  Speaker 4: she was speaking in the car.
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  Speaker 3: That was funny.
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  Speaker 4: Vicky's actions, even though they were rude per usual, they
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  Speaker 4: didn't feel harsh and brash like her rudeness typically does.
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  Speaker 4: It was just kind of funny. When they were in
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  Speaker 4: the car, she was like, Luann was like, do you
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  Speaker 4: want to come to my room for a drink? And
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Vicky was like, no, no. think everybody needs to go
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  Speaker 4: to their own rooms and just be quiet for a
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  Speaker 4: minute that was funny like that she made me laugh
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  Speaker 4: she did make me laugh but yeah she was miserable
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  Speaker 4: she was a horrible addition talking shit in her confessions
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  Speaker 4: like they all do so it's no different it's just
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: coming from her it's like i don't know it's like
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: watching a you know them halloween movies where the people
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: are like pin cushions kind of like the like the
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  Speaker 4: people are like that's what she looks like to me
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  Speaker 4: them confessions So when she's being mean and she has
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: an erratic, sporadic body movements and shit, it just reminds
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: me of like a horror film.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Lord.
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  Speaker 4: And I want to run and scream and you know
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  Speaker 4: what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: And turn the lights on.
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  Speaker 4: You know, all the things that you want to do
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  Speaker 4: when you watch something scary like that.
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  Speaker 3: She was funny in the car.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Lord.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus. Not Nightmare on Beverly Hill Street.
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  Speaker 4: Nightmare under the Kodo umbrella. But I did.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Think, listen, Luann and Vicky's conversation, I thought was super funny.
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  Speaker 3: Me too, because Luann punked her.
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  Speaker 2: It's what you said.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Vicky, listen, Vicky feels like Luann's taking jabs
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  Speaker 1: at her.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're calling me Porky the pig.
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  Speaker 3: She did.
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  Speaker 2: And Luann's like, that's not what they called you? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my bad. I thought it did.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: And how Vicky was like, I was inducted in the
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Hall of Fame.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: And Luann's like, of what? And Vicky's taking this very seriously.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: And in the end, Luann's like, just don't ask me to.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Have you give me life insurance.
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  Speaker 3: Luann punked her. That's what happened. Beautifully.
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  Speaker 4: Luann punked the shit out of Vicky. And if we
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: really want to take it to the hood, Luann hold her.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: She hold Vicky out. That's what she did. She hold
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: her out at that party. And that was just funny.
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  Speaker 4: I think that, you know what I'm saying? It just
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: is what it is. And Luann tore that up.
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  Speaker 3: And she won.
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  Speaker 4: She won the battle. That's why Vicky was able to
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: go in her confessionals. and talk shit, talking about, well,
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: if I don't offer insurance, she can't sing unless she's unsolicited,
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: which was funny. But still, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But Luann punked her. She wouldn't say it to
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  Speaker 3: her face. Luann won. And I don't know if I
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: would say it to Luann's face. Can you imagine Luann
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: telling you, what you want to do? What's up? I
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: don't know. You know what I'm saying? I don't know
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: that I would either.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: So I'm not hating on the ma'am. Okay, I'm not hating.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite scenes in New York City Housewives
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: was when they were on a cast trip and they
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: were recounting the story.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: This is when.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Luann brought guys back to the house. And Carol, in
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: her confessional, said, there were two men... I heard two
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: male voices.
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  Speaker 2: One being Luann.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: I hollered. Right? I know.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Just screamed because Luann definitely sounds like Dustin Ross.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: And I believe it at that and she reads the
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: same way.
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  Speaker 1: But... Again, another great episode, Dustin. It was another fun one.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Next week, the queen returns. We are in Atlanta, Georgia.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Where we get to see NeNe Leakes around these women.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And on top of that, we get to see the
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: infamous moment we heard about between Lisa Wu and NeNe Leakes.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Lisa's face was swole up. That's how I know she
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: was drunk.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: So I know it's going to be good because, you know,
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: when Lisa gets drunk and her face gets swole up
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: like that, she is good motherfucking TV. Furthermore, this is
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: appointment television anyway. Let's make no mistake about it. Love Nene,
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: hate Nene, sick of Nene, miss Nene. We all happy
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: to see Nene back on TV this Sunday on Bravo,
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: interacting with and engaging with the housewives in some capacity.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: We're happy to see that. So I know I'm going
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: to be tuning in for that reason specifically. I'm interested
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: to see the story continue and continue enjoying the other ladies.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: But this Sunday I'm watching because Nene is coming back
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: on the show and I can't wait.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: So, you know, listen, this is this is one for
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: the books.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: And I can't wait till tonight.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Dustin, I will be joined by Claudia Jordan.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: As we recap tonight.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: The final season three reunion of the Atlanta Housewives. And
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I want to say this now to my Patreon raindrops.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Dustin can add his words too. Thank you all for
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: selling out Mother Not Alive, our first live show in
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: New York City, September 20th. Y'all saw that shit out
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: within 48 hours. I don't know what else to say
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: besides thank you. And we're working on more special surprises
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: to come.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, again, connecting with our audience is what this is
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: all about. Our shows are a success and continue on
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: because people watch them and support them. I have always
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: had a tremendous amount of gratitude for that kind of support.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: And I'm looking forward to being able to say thank
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: you face to face with our audience on September 20th.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: So much love to everybody that bought a ticket. Times
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: is hard and people have to be choosy with the
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: way that we all spend.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Our breads or Again, it's just, it's such an honor.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: I'm so grateful.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: And I can speak for all four of us when
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: I say that. So we excited. We can't wait to deliver.
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  Speaker 4: I know personally, I'm going to show my ass. So
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I can't wait.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Until September 20th. We're going to have a good time.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: And thank you for letting me be a part of
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: all of this, Carlos. I love you, bro.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I love you, man. I love you so much. I'll
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: see you tonight and rain drops. Thank y'all. We'll see
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: y'all next week. Love you, bro.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Love you, bro. Peace.
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• 43:10
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• 43:18
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• 43:20
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• 43:22
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