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WKND Rewind: Things are getting scary. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy.
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  Speaker 2: We are one of them.
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  Speaker 3: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, it's time for the John Jay and Rich Drunk
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  Speaker 2: a special phone number for you. You can use it
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  Speaker 2: when people are hitting on you at the clubs, or
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  Speaker 2: if you're drunk, we want you to call us. You
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  Speaker 2: call 602-888-1933. Or you can call the Talk Back feature
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  Speaker 2: on the iHeartRadio app. Just tap the microphone, and we'll
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  Speaker 2: get that. And then what we do is we play
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  Speaker 2: them back, and you might end up on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: I think dogs should be able to talk.
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  Speaker 5: I think they would have some very interesting conversations.
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  Speaker 3: I keep waiting for my stepdog, Nigel, to say something.
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  Speaker 3: He's got those human eyes.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? This person that left the message is
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  Speaker 2: like if it's our decision. No, no dogs can talk.
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  Speaker 6: None.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I feel like we would like that, too.
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  Speaker 2: I would love that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 8: I'm listening to the girl talking about the massage. And
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  Speaker 8: then we take a squirrel. John Jay's talking about guava
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  Speaker 8: and guasha and guano. I love this show so much.
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  Speaker 8: I've been listening forever. You guys are amazing. Have a
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  Speaker 8: great day.
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  Speaker 9: That was nice.
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  Speaker 2: What a great crystal clear voice message. That was a
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  Speaker 2: great phone connection. That was great.
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  Speaker 6: So, guys, I had something... horrible just happened to me.
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  Speaker 6: My daughter lives with me. She's an adult and I
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  Speaker 6: thought she was going to be spending the night at
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  Speaker 6: a friend's house last night and me and my friend were,
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  Speaker 6: you know, doing our thing in the morning hours and
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  Speaker 6: then I hear my ring doorbell go off and apparently
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  Speaker 6: my daughter has been here For, like, over an hour.
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  Speaker 10: And she must have heard us.
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  Speaker 11: Because I was so loud.
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  Speaker 10: And she just left.
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  Speaker 6: She literally just, like, walked out the door.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 6: She heard her mom.
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  Speaker 13: I had to share. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what to do. Bye.
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  Speaker 14: She's also probably traumatized.
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  Speaker 3: What a nightmare.
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  Speaker 9: That I cannot even stay in this house with this habit.
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  Speaker 7: If that was me, I would.
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  Speaker 14: Have made a scene leaving, slamming the door. You're going
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  Speaker 14: to know.
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  Speaker 2: That I know you. That's probably what she sounded like,
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  Speaker 2: the mom.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 16: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I know this nightmare. When I visited for Christmas, I
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  Speaker 3: heard my dad and what would be his new wife
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  Speaker 3: hooking it up, and it was not good. It was
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  Speaker 3: not good. Who's your daddy?
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  Speaker 2: Who's your daddy?
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  Speaker 3: Ew.
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  Speaker 15: Ew.
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  Speaker 7: Unnecessary.
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  Speaker 14: Why would you say that? I, of course, told that
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  Speaker 14: story to my brother at dinner the next night to
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  Speaker 14: mess him up.
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  Speaker 3: And I think I had the whole restaurant drop in
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  Speaker 3: their forts in disgust around us. I must have a
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  Speaker 3: loud speaking voice.
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  Speaker 14: Hey, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's Chris.
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  Speaker 13: Did y'all hear about the kidnapping?
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  Speaker 2: He woke up. The kid was napping.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, I was like, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: That must have been from joke day. Right.
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  Speaker 17: I literally have no one else to call because everyone
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  Speaker 17: that I know is asleep. But I'm drunk and my
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  Speaker 17: DoorDash driver's name is Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: And I ordered Taco Bell.
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  Speaker 12: So technically Jesus is bringing me food right now. I
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  Speaker 12: just thought somebody.
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  Speaker 5: Needed to know that.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, bye.
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  Speaker 15: We did need to know.
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  Speaker 7: Your Lord and Savior.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Coming through.
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  Speaker 12: So I have an excuse I use to get out
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  Speaker 12: of a ticket, and I cannot believe it actually worked.
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  Speaker 4: I got pulled over, and when he asked me my name,
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  Speaker 4: I said, Frida. And he said, last name?
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  Speaker 12: And I said, Go Mom.
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  Speaker 4: And he said, your name is Frida Go Mom? And
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  Speaker 4: I said, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
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  Speaker 12: I just pulled away.
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  Speaker 2: And then he called the rest of the cops and
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  Speaker 2: they pulled you over and put you in prison. Very funny.
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  Speaker 2: All right. That's the Drunk Down Lounge. You call 602-888-1933
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  Speaker 2: or use the talkback feature.
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  Speaker 15: Hey, dummy.
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  Speaker 1: If you get free roses, it's a trap. War of
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  Speaker 1: the Roses starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 13: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We're getting ready for War of the Roses. Let's say
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  Speaker 2: hello to Raina. Good morning, Raina.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 17: Hi.
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  Speaker 13: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: So War of the Roses, you think someone's cheating on you.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to call them up, tell them they
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  Speaker 2: want a dozen red roses. They can send them to
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  Speaker 2: anybody they want for free. Okay? So hopefully he picks you.
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  Speaker 2: What's your story, Reena?
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  Speaker 12: Well, just for full disclosure, I've been cheated on before.
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  Speaker 12: So I think I'm a little raw and it just
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  Speaker 12: kind of like messes with me. I've just been noticing
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  Speaker 12: some like kind of strange behavior from him. So he's
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  Speaker 12: come home a few times with, like, red lipstick or, like,
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  Speaker 12: lip gloss on his scrubs. And it's not like an
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  Speaker 12: everyday occurrence. It's kind of here and there, which is, like,
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  Speaker 12: even stranger, I think. And then I've noticed the scrubs
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  Speaker 12: sometimes kind of have, like, a real, like, floral smell
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  Speaker 12: to them that's, like, not anything that.
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  Speaker 5: I've smelled before.
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  Speaker 12: And so he's been a little distant, like he comes
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  Speaker 12: in and he just like kind of goes straight to
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  Speaker 12: his room and he's kind of like too tired to talk,
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  Speaker 12: but yet he can just like scroll on his phone
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  Speaker 12: for hours, it seems like. And he's just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 12: it works crazy and exhausted. And I'm like, okay, you're
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  Speaker 12: too exhausted to talk to me, but you can just
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  Speaker 12: like call your attention on your phone. And so it's
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  Speaker 12: stressing me out and I... I don't know. I've become paranoid.
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  Speaker 12: I'm like checking everything in his just to see if
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  Speaker 12: I can find any clues of anything.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I think we've all seen enough Grey's Anatomy to
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  Speaker 2: know or doc or ER to know that these nurses,
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  Speaker 2: these doctors like to play around.
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  Speaker 9: And you don't come home from the hospital smelling like floral.
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  Speaker 14: No. You come home smelling like antibacterial wipes.
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  Speaker 3: Why not ask him, hey, what's up with the lip
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  Speaker 3: gloss on your scrubs?
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  Speaker 12: The reason I haven't is because I think I kept
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  Speaker 12: waiting for him to drop other clues, and if I
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  Speaker 12: brought up the lipstick, I think he would have been like, oh, haha,
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  Speaker 12: make some excuse, and then cover his tracks more.
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  Speaker 3: I was making out with another nurse.
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  Speaker 14: Right, because when you bring it up, you give them
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  Speaker 14: an opportunity to defend themselves.
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  Speaker 7: That means you can't catch them red-handed.
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  Speaker 9: You need a sneak attack.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: What's his name?
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  Speaker 12: His name is Nate.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we're going to get Nate on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to see who he sends flowers to. Hang tight, Raina.
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  Speaker 2: War of the Roses continues next with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you found us. But I'm so
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  Speaker 1: thankful that you did. It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: All right, we are in the middle of War of
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  Speaker 2: the Roses. You got Raina here. She thinks Nate, her boyfriend,
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  Speaker 2: who's a nurse, is cheating on her. Now, she's been
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  Speaker 2: cheated on before, and she's seen this weird behavior. Well,
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  Speaker 2: the biggest thing. He comes home with red lipstick and
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  Speaker 2: smells like perfume.
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  Speaker 3: I would say that's check-in meat for the bus there.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you think about all the TV shows that
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  Speaker 2: involve hospitals. I mean, sex sells in all these hospital shows.
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  Speaker 2: These nurses and doctors are always hooking up. So we
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  Speaker 2: welcome you, Raina. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle Lundfog, are you ready?
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  Speaker 15: I'm ready.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 6: Hello?
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  Speaker 13: Hi there.
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  Speaker 9: Is Nate available?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Nate.
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  Speaker 16: Who's this?
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  Speaker 13: Oh, perfect.
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  Speaker 17: Hi.
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  Speaker 9: So my name is Sydney. I'm with this new company.
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  Speaker 9: We're called J & R Flowers. We're doing kind of
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  Speaker 9: like a social media campaign called Post for Petals. So
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  Speaker 9: you've been chosen, and here's what it means for you.
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  Speaker 9: We send our most romantic bouquet. It's a dozen red roses.
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  Speaker 9: It's totally free, and you get to send it to
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  Speaker 9: anyone you want.
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  Speaker 15: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 13: Thanks.
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  Speaker 9: I know it sounds really weird, but we really are
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  Speaker 9: just looking for a little bit of marketing. So a
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  Speaker 9: little shout-out on whatever social platform you use the most
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  Speaker 9: is really all it's going to take. And I don't
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  Speaker 9: need any personal info like credit card and we're not
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  Speaker 9: going to send.
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  Speaker 15: You a bill.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: No credit card. No, nothing like that. Right.
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  Speaker 9: And if you've got someone special in your life, I'm
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  Speaker 9: telling you, these are very impressive. They are super sexy.
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  Speaker 9: Like they are amazing.
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  Speaker 14: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: You know what? Screw it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Why not?
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: And here's the coolest part about it is we actually
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  Speaker 9: send like a voice note that comes with the roses.
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  Speaker 9: And so really the only thing that I'm going to
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  Speaker 9: need you to do is in just a second, I'll hit,
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  Speaker 9: I'll hit record and you can just say whatever it
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  Speaker 9: is you want, whoever you're sending them to, to hear.
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  Speaker 15: Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: All right.
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  Speaker 18: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 15: So I've got this ready at the tone.
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  Speaker 9: Please record your message.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, baby.
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  Speaker 13: Thinking of you. I hope you're having the best day,
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  Speaker 13: and I look forward to seeing you when.
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  Speaker 2: You get home.
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  Speaker 14: Perfect.
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  Speaker 9: And then who are we addressing these to?
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  Speaker 13: That's going to be my girlfriend, Raina.
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  Speaker 9: Raina's going to love that.
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  Speaker 13: That's R-A-Y-N-A.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: Very sweet.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 12: Nate, are you serious right now?
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  Speaker 13: Sorry, Raina, babe? What the hell? What's going on? Why
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  Speaker 13: are you on the phone?
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  Speaker 12: No, I'm actually the one who's confused right now. Why
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  Speaker 12: would you send me flowers?
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  Speaker 19: What do you mean, why?
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  Speaker 13: You're my girlfriend. What's happening right now?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I mean, you said all those sweet things, but
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  Speaker 12: I just, I don't understand how you can say that
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  Speaker 12: when I've been finding lipstick on your clothing.
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  Speaker 17: Seriously.
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  Speaker 12: Like, I've seen the lipstick. You can't deny it. They're
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  Speaker 12: on your scrubs. Like, who is kissing you at work
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  Speaker 12: or after work?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 12: Like, what is happening on your scrubs?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 13: What is going on right now? Why are we talking
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  Speaker 13: about this on the phone? What was the flowers? What
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  Speaker 13: the heck is going on?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I called John Jay and Rich, and I thought...
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  Speaker 12: I called them because I thought you were cheating on me.
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  Speaker 2: Can we do a thing called War of the Roses
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  Speaker 2: on our radio show?
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 13: Babe, you called a radio show to catch me cheating?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I just didn't know what to think. I mean,
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  Speaker 12: you came home, you smell like woman's perfume, and then
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  Speaker 12: there's like lipstick on your scrubs, and then you like
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  Speaker 12: lock yourself in the bedroom for like hours, and I'm
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  Speaker 12: just like.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, babe, are you talking about Linda?
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  Speaker 4: Linda?
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  Speaker 12: Who the hell is Linda?
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  Speaker 13: Seriously, who's Linda? This is insane.
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  Speaker 12: What's insane? Who's Linda? Who am I supposed to know.
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  Speaker 16: Who Linda is?
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  Speaker 13: Linda is 89 years old.
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  Speaker 3: You sicko.
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  Speaker 13: She's in hospice. She's a resident at the Senior Living Center.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 9: Linda.
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  Speaker 2: So you take care of her.
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  Speaker 3: And you're not having an affair with her, right? Just
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  Speaker 3: to be clear.
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  Speaker 2: No, she has dementia.
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  Speaker 13: She thinks I'm her husband, Frank.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Frank.
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  Speaker 4: My God.
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  Speaker 7: You must look like Frank.
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  Speaker 2: That's so sad.
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  Speaker 13: Her third husband, she sometimes confuses me with him. She, like,
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  Speaker 13: grabs my cheeks, you know, and she wears this bright
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  Speaker 13: red lipstick. She tries to go in for a smooch.
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  Speaker 13: I try to, like, get out of the way. That's
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  Speaker 13: why it ends up on my collar.
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  Speaker 19: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, please stop.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 14: Um.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: One time she actually, she, she grabbed both my sides
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  Speaker 13: of my face. She grabbed my cheeks and said, Frank,
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  Speaker 13: you still got it. But the perfume, like, yeah, that's Linda.
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  Speaker 13: She wears way too much and I can still smell
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  Speaker 13: it on me after I shower. I mean, it's, It's overwhelming.
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  Speaker 3: Raina, you're going to have to march right into hospice
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  Speaker 3: and give Linda what for. Listen, Linda. Listen, Linda. Stop
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  Speaker 3: pissing on my man.
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  Speaker 15: Frank is my man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she'll probably leave hospice pretty quickly after that.
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  Speaker 12: So humiliating. I... Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 16: I'm so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 13: It's totally fine. I mean, honestly, it's... I mean, granted,
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  Speaker 13: I don't want to be accused on the radio of anything,
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  Speaker 13: but it is kind of cute that I'm being accused
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  Speaker 13: of having an affair with a woman who has a
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  Speaker 13: life alert button.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, my God. I mean, you have to admit, like,
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  Speaker 12: it looks bad, right?
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  Speaker 5: Like, I'm not crazy.
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  Speaker 13: Sure, but you could have just asked me.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, my God. I.
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  Speaker 12: You know I've been cheated on before I am so
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  Speaker 12: sorry I know.
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  Speaker 13: Babe I know okay you have to trust me I
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  Speaker 13: love you that's why I send you the flowers you
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  Speaker 13: really I promise I'm not gonna cheat on you I'm
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  Speaker 13: not that guy you don't have anything.
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  Speaker 12: To worry about I feel like such a heel I
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  Speaker 12: am so I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: So, interesting happy ending.
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  Speaker 13: Can we still get her flowers, you guys? Can we?
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  Speaker 2: No, we have to hang up now.
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  Speaker 7: Get Linda some flowers. Send them from Frank. I'm sure
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  Speaker 7: she would really appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for going on the air with us, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Raina. Happy ending for you. Thanks, Nate. You're
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  Speaker 2: a very nice guy.
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  Speaker 13: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for doing what you're doing. You have a very tough,
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  Speaker 2: thankless job.
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  Speaker 12: And I'm the crappy girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 7: You guys are going to survive this.
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  Speaker 20: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: You're very sweet.
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  Speaker 13: No, I'm... It is very, very sweet. Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 2: That's War of the Roses with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: It's the John Jay and Rich radio program.
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  Speaker 21: Two names.
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  Speaker 3: Four hosts. And a whole lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, did you guys see the story that this business owner,
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  Speaker 14: he fired his employee for missing work? And then when
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  Speaker 14: the employee went to go tell his mom, his mom
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  Speaker 14: called his boss to argue his case on why he
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  Speaker 14: should have never been fired.
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  Speaker 9: That's amazing. That's love right there.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, but no, the son was kind of like, no,
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  Speaker 14: this is... A complete lack of boundaries, like completely overstepped.
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  Speaker 14: And it kind of reminded me of the new Carrie
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  Speaker 14: series that's out on Prime because one of the big
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  Speaker 14: storylines is how her mom continuously goes to her school
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  Speaker 14: to try to handle her problems.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, real quick.
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  Speaker 9: Do we know what the actual reason was that he
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  Speaker 9: got or he wasn't at work?
• 14:18
  Speaker 7: He just kept missing. He kept calling out.
• 14:19
  Speaker 15: Is he a child?
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: But still.
• 14:20
  Speaker 15: Is he like 16, 17, 18?
• 14:24
  Speaker 14: He's an adult, he's like 25 years old.
• 14:27
  Speaker 9: At that point, mom should probably let go a little bit.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Exactly. You need to make him pay for an apartment.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: He's probably living at home.
• 14:33
  Speaker 15: Exactly.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: So he doesn't need to work to pay for rent.
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: And they're not friends. Mom's not friends with the owner.
• 14:38
  Speaker 7: Mom is not friends with the owner.
• 14:40
  Speaker 14: Literally just was in her feelings that her son got
• 14:43
  Speaker 14: let off from her job and it just made me
• 14:44
  Speaker 14: think like, Sometimes, pears, they do too much. They overstep,
• 14:49
  Speaker 14: and they probably do something a little bit out of
• 14:51
  Speaker 14: pocket that.
• 14:51
  Speaker 7: Was not necessary.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Like they cross over boundaries?
• 14:54
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Or have none.
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: Or have none.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 14:57
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: So what did your parents do for you? And they
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: meant well, right? They meant well.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they meant well.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: They were there to protect their baby. But you were
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: way too old. You're an adult. You can handle it.
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Kind of like my wife going all the way, taking
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: my son to the emergency room when he's 20 years old.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: I think that's okay.
• 15:13
  Speaker 9: I think that's enough.
• 15:14
  Speaker 15: I don't think that's a cost boundary.
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to understand.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to understand.
• 15:17
  Speaker 9: It would kind of be like... It would.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Be like your mom doing your paper route for you.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Hey, I was 16.
• 15:23
  Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, that's a little different.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: I was 16.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: What were you doing when she was doing the paper route?
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: I was sitting in the car. Madeline, good morning.
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: Good morning.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: All right, what happened to you? What did your parents do?
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: That's my mom.
• 15:35
  Speaker 22: I am.
• 15:37
  Speaker 11: 33 years old. I am married. And my mom apparently
• 15:43
  Speaker 11: hired some woman off of Facebook to flirt with my
• 15:46
  Speaker 11: husband to see if.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: He would cheat.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Whoa. And did he?
• 15:53
  Speaker 9: No, he did not.
• 15:54
  Speaker 11: I do not need that protection. She showed up at
• 15:58
  Speaker 11: his gym. This lady shows up at his gym. She
• 16:00
  Speaker 11: starts hitting on him. He rejects her. And so she
• 16:05
  Speaker 11: told my mother that my husband was probably gay. My
• 16:10
  Speaker 11: mother freaks out. She has a total meltdown. She called
• 16:15
  Speaker 11: me and she's crying because she thinks my husband is
• 16:18
  Speaker 11: secretly gay.
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: Does she not like your husband or she's just like, like,
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: why is she so worried about.
• 16:24
  Speaker 15: You with him?
• 16:26
  Speaker 11: I don't even know.
• 16:28
  Speaker 14: Not only did she go and hire someone to hit
• 16:31
  Speaker 14: on your husband, but when he didn't bite, it wasn't like, oh,
• 16:34
  Speaker 14: he's being loyal to my daughter.
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: It was, oh, he's gay.
• 16:37
  Speaker 9: I'm surprised she didn't go hire a dude then.
• 16:39
  Speaker 15: But she told you.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: It gets worse, though.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, it does?
• 16:42
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 16:43
  Speaker 23: Okay, go ahead.
• 16:44
  Speaker 11: The woman she hired sent me the invoice because my
• 16:48
  Speaker 11: mom ghosted her on Facebook and didn't pay her.
• 16:53
  Speaker 9: How much did she charge her?
• 16:56
  Speaker 10: It was $ 2.
• 16:56
  Speaker 13: 50.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: You know what? There's a show I'm watching right now.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: It's called War on HBO. There's two episodes out. And
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: this exact scenario is being played out on this show.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: But the guy slept with the girl. A woman thought
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: her husband would be cheating, so she hired her friend.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: And if she's paid and she sleeps with him, your
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: mom could have been charged with prostitution. Because your mom
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: paid this woman to sleep with him. If he would
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: have slept with her, your mom could go to jail.
• 17:30
  Speaker 11: But she didn't.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Actually pay her.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: No, I know what I'm saying.
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: Then you would go to jail.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: That's what's actually happening right now in episode two of
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: War right now. It's a good.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Thing your husband didn't take the bait.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. You got a good guy there, Madeline.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Thanks for sharing that story with us. Thank you very much. 877-937-1047.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: What did your parents do for you? They were way
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: too old. Way too old, and they crossed all kinds
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: of boundaries. We'll get into it next. It's John Jay
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: and Rich. John Jay and Rich! Peyton was talking about
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: the TV show Carrie. And on the show, Carrie, the
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: mom oversteps her boundary, goes to the school.
• 18:08
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 14: And basically, I mean, it's never good when your mom
• 18:11
  Speaker 14: pulls up to school because now even more eyes were
• 18:13
  Speaker 14: on Carrie.
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: And you know the story of Carrie. Things went bad.
• 18:16
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: And then you said there's a story about a guy
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: who got fired at work for not showing up. He's
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: an adult. And the mom was calling the boss and
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: trying to say, why did you fire my son?
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Basically pleaded to him like. No, you shouldn't have fired him.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: This is why he's so great.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: So we want to know, what did your parents do
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: for you that you were way too old for? You're
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: a grown-ass person, but your parents still stepped in. Sammy,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: what happened to you?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: My mom has never gotten over the fact that I
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: didn't go to prom. I also just, like, didn't care.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: I didn't care that I didn't go to prom. But
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: so it's my 30th birthday party, and she told me
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: she was throwing me a surprise birthday. And she's rented out, like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: an entire ballroom. Um, she's like hired a DJ. She
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: bought me or corsage and she invited people that I
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: haven't seen since high school. Um, she's like a Facebook fiend.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: So she like stalked, I'm like found the guy I
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: had a crush on in 2014 who like, by the way,
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: didn't know that I had a crush on him and
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: asked him to be my prom date.
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: Shut up.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: He brought his wife. And so I was like, it was,
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, my mom made us take pictures together. I
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: was just like, I have two children. I am too
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: old for this.
• 19:34
  Speaker 22: Wow.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Do you regret not going to prom yourself?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: No, I've never thought about it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Because I've heard that. I've heard that, that if you
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: don't go to your prom, you regret it. But I
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: kind of don't agree with it, even though I went
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: to my prom. So I don't know. So you don't
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: regret it at all?
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: Not at all.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, Mom, it sounds like you have some
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: prom trauma.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: That you regret.
• 19:57
  Speaker 13: Probably.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: What was your 30-year-old birthday prom? Was that fun, other
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: than your married date?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was like, it was like, it was
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: like a throwback vibe that I think people were having fun.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: So I was like starting to settle in, but I
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: was just like at the, I was like, oh my God,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: there was like a step and repeat. I was like,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I can't believe this is happening.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: You know, let me ask you this. Let me shift
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: gears for a second. Is there anything in here anybody regrets?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Cause I currently regret something. I don't, it's not the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: prom thing, but something very similar that I regret. And
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it is. My high school reunion
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: was three weeks ago and I didn't go and I
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: didn't think I'd care. And then I saw pictures and
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I saw like five of my friends that I always
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: hung out with. And they sent me the pictures and
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I was so bummed I wasn't there. Really? Yeah, it
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: was really weird. You had FOMO? Is that FOMO?
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: FOMO is like if you're missing out when it's happening, right?
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: It can also be post FOMO.
• 20:47
  Speaker 15: Yeah, it can also be afterwards.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It's kind of weird because I grew up here, but
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I graduated from high school in San Diego, right? Now
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: my high school reunion here is in two weeks. and
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to that, but it's not the same
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: as the high school I actually graduated from. Does that
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: make sense to you guys?
• 21:04
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah. I feel like the high school reunion that
• 21:06
  Speaker 14: you go to is the school that you graduate from.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Right, but I grew up here. I grew up here,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: and then I left before I graduated high school, but
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: all my friends, so I still get included in the group.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go to this graduation. Everybody at this
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: graduation I'm going to, I know them all, they're great, whatever.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I see them all the time. The people that I,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: the actual graduation one I missed, I have a regret
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: that I missed it. I think I have very few regrets.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Right, so do you guys have any?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of.
• 21:32
  Speaker 15: Regrets in life.
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: Like what?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: But it's funny, but I saw this, I just saw
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: this article, I'm gonna try to find it, of the
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: people's biggest regrets.
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: Is it just specifically from like school days?
• 21:43
  Speaker 15: No, from anything, from anything.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, anything, okay.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Like probably, Peyton, it was that outfit you wore the
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: other day.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: No, actually- I shop ugly and make a cute, so
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: stop hating.
• 21:52
  Speaker 15: You do.
• 21:53
  Speaker 14: For me, it would probably be, like, I regret a
• 21:57
  Speaker 14: lot of my dating history when I was living in Portland, Oregon,
• 22:00
  Speaker 14: because my now husband knows a lot of the people
• 22:02
  Speaker 14: that I was kind of, like, hanging out with, and
• 22:04
  Speaker 14: I hate that he knows that about me.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: You know, like, it keeps me up at night sometimes.
• 22:10
  Speaker 9: That's hilarious.
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: Sometimes I regret dating girls because y'all are toxic.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That's good. These are good.
• 22:17
  Speaker 13: Those are good.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: It's true.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: I have a big one that, John, you probably remember.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: It was my kids were acting up and I'm like,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: you guys got to straighten up or we're not going
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: to Disneyland.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was brutal, dude.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: You didn't let him go? I was like, you can't
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: just not make- Empty threats.
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: You can't make empty threats as a parent.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, keep it up. We're not going to Disneyland.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: And they kept it up. And I'm like, not going
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: to Disneyland. And we did not go to Disneyland.
• 22:42
  Speaker 14: Hmm.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: You followed through?
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: How did you follow through on that?
• 22:45
  Speaker 14: But honestly, though, but valid, though, because I bet you
• 22:48
  Speaker 14: they never.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Acted up again when it was time to go to Disney. No,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: you know, they never had any timeouts or anything after that, actually.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: They don't even talk to him anymore.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: Oh, come on.
• 22:56
  Speaker 15: That would have been.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: A fun weekend, actually. That would have been a really
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: fun weekend, and we didn't do it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I found the article. It says, a poll asked, what
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: is your biggest regret in life? And people said health, friendships, children,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: whether that means having or not having. education, money, family relationships,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: career or work. 15% of people said their biggest regret
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: is related to romantic relationships. 22% of people said, I
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: don't have any big regrets, which is a good thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say more or less, yes, that one.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: For the most part, the things that you would regret,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: they led to something better.
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: You know what I regretted, and it has affected how
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: I am, is in middle school, there was like, the
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: fair was in town, and my siblings, everyone was going
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: on the Gravitron. The Gravitron, it looks like spaceship, and
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: it spins you around, and you stick to the wall.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, I hate that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: I got on the ride, and I chickened out before
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: the ride even started. I literally made them stop. I
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: unbuckled myself. I got off, and I waited for my
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: siblings to get off. When they got off, they were like,
• 23:55
  Speaker 9: that was the most fun ride on the planet.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: We want to go get it.
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: And I was like, oh my gosh. And then we
• 24:02
  Speaker 9: didn't get to go on it again. And so ever
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: since then, I'm like, I got to try every ride.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: I got to do the ride because I'll regret not
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: trying it because everyone said it was so fun.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: That ride was trippy because like, how did it? Stick
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: us to the wall.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Wait, it'll be funny now.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Now your mom's listening and your mom sets it up.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 15: We can probably make that happen for you at the
• 24:19
  Speaker 15: State Fair.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: We can get the Gravitron. We can get all your
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: siblings together.
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: I've ridden the Gravitron since.
• 24:26
  Speaker 15: And all the roller coasters. We can wear tuxedos and
• 24:28
  Speaker 15: get corsages like Sammy's thing.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Let's have your mom set it up. Let's go.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, Sammy, thanks for calling in. Thank you very much.
• 24:35
  Speaker 21: Thank you.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Thanks, guys.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich. All right, in the studio,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: this is... I'm going to have a little bit of
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: a moment here, Justin. We have Justin Willman in the studio.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: And what's funny is when I knew you were coming in,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: and I just want to say that I don't want
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: to offend at all. But when they said, hey, Justin Willman,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: he was going to come in, I was like, that's great.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: But then when I see you, I'm like, I know
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: exactly who you are. It kind of is tripping me out. Oh,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I'm excited to hear.
• 24:58
  Speaker 15: No, I just know you. I just know you from
• 25:00
  Speaker 15: your stuff. I know your stuff.
• 25:01
  Speaker 19: We didn't have a run-in at the bathroom at.
• 25:04
  Speaker 15: The Phoenix Airport. We were sword fighting.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, Sky Harbor.
• 25:08
  Speaker 15: No, but like, so how do we all know you?
• 25:11
  Speaker 19: Well, I would hope you know me from doing magic
• 25:14
  Speaker 19: on Netflix.
• 25:15
  Speaker 20: That's it.
• 25:16
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 15: I would hope. Well, but there's other stuff. The magic
• 25:19
  Speaker 15: show on Netflix.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 25:21
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 25:21
  Speaker 15: I watched that whole special. The day it came out.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's like all, this is, I
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: like to not prepare for interviews.
• 25:29
  Speaker 19: I like this.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Because I like, like it's literally, I remember that. In fact,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: there's something, did you sit with a kid? There was
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: a kid. You did a magic show.
• 25:35
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yep, yep, yep. And you did something with the kid.
• 25:38
  Speaker 15: I remember coming in.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: You're making this amazing gesture.
• 25:40
  Speaker 15: I'm wondering, what did I do?
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: You look really good.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: You look really good. I'm so glad you're in here
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 25:46
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 25:48
  Speaker 15: That was a Netflix special, too. Well, I had a series,
• 25:51
  Speaker 15: Magic for Humans, on Netflix.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Magic for Humans.
• 25:53
  Speaker 15: That was it. That was your show. I think I can.
• 25:57
  Speaker 15: We came in here and talked about it on the air.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I love magic. Thank you. Thank you.
• 26:00
  Speaker 15: So, Matt, but there was something out. Anyway, but go on.
• 26:02
  Speaker 19: Yeah, and I used to, like, in the back of
• 26:04
  Speaker 19: the day, host Cupcake Wars and a bunch of random
• 26:06
  Speaker 19: stuff that was not magic related.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: So sometimes people.
• 26:08
  Speaker 15: Are like, Cupcake Wars.
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I love Cupcake Wars.
• 26:10
  Speaker 19: And I'm like, yeah, I see you. But so I'm
• 26:13
  Speaker 19: shooting my, this is.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: My second live.
• 26:15
  Speaker 19: Special on netflix shooting at the celebrity theater in the round.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Great place to shoot it like a couple of comedy
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: specials have been done there that look great you're just
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: gonna look it's electric the vibe how do you do
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: that in a circle because you can't get away backstage
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: and change you.
• 26:29
  Speaker 19: Can't hide well yeah that wasn't my idea my pitch
• 26:31
  Speaker 19: was like netflix i want people to see i'm a
• 26:34
  Speaker 19: magician with nothing to hide so i said let's do
• 26:37
  Speaker 19: it in the nude And they were like, how about
• 26:40
  Speaker 19: in the round? And I was like, there you go.
• 26:42
  Speaker 19: So I put my clothes on and I went on
• 26:43
  Speaker 19: my way.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: And here we are.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: The Netflix people, they pay big, big. I mean, this
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: is your second or third Netflix special. That means you're
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: making bank.
• 26:51
  Speaker 19: Well, I, I, I, you know, there's a bigger budget,
• 26:54
  Speaker 19: but I'm just putting it all into the show. So
• 26:56
  Speaker 19: it's going to be a, I think, uh, you know,
• 26:59
  Speaker 19: so dazzle. If you're taping it tonight, Friday and Saturday.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, When will it air on Netflix?
• 27:05
  Speaker 19: I think early 27.
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: That'd be really cool to see. I went to go
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: see Tom Segura perform there.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: And it was cool to watch.
• 27:12
  Speaker 15: Was it the taping?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the taping, to watch the taping. And then to
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: see it come out like six months later, and I
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I was there. You were there.
• 27:18
  Speaker 19: But what's fun, I mean, as you know from seeing
• 27:20
  Speaker 19: my stuff, like it is very interactive. So it's not
• 27:22
  Speaker 19: like just the audience is kind of sitting in the dark.
• 27:24
  Speaker 19: Like I'm breaking the fourth wall.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's awesome.
• 27:28
  Speaker 15: That's cool. Is there some magic you can do in here?
• 27:30
  Speaker 19: Bring some personalities.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: We'll see.
• 27:32
  Speaker 15: Do you happen to have a deck of cards?
• 27:34
  Speaker 14: I do.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 27:38
  Speaker 15: I'm so excited. John Jay doesn't prepare, but I have.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited you're here.
• 27:43
  Speaker 19: We didn't set anything up.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I got a deck of cards here. No, of course not.
• 27:46
  Speaker 19: Before I came in, I thought to myself, what's John
• 27:48
  Speaker 19: Jay going to say? And that's hard to predict, right?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 27:52
  Speaker 15: Nobody knows. You don't even know.
• 27:53
  Speaker 17: No, no, no.
• 27:54
  Speaker 19: I took one card and I made a prediction. So
• 27:56
  Speaker 19: if you, all right, I don't know if you have
• 27:57
  Speaker 19: a favorite card, but I want you to try to
• 27:59
  Speaker 19: stump me because there's 52 cards in the deck.
• 28:01
  Speaker 15: Ace, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Ten, jack, queen, king, clubs.
• 28:03
  Speaker 19: There's clubs, there's hearts, there's diamonds, spades. Pick a random card.
• 28:06
  Speaker 19: There's no way I would have known you were about
• 28:08
  Speaker 19: to say it. Right now and say it out loud?
• 28:10
  Speaker 15: Say it out loud.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Three of clubs.
• 28:12
  Speaker 19: No way I could have known that.
• 28:12
  Speaker 15: No, I just made it up.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: That's random.
• 28:13
  Speaker 15: He doesn't say that all the time. You don't have
• 28:15
  Speaker 15: a three of clubs tattoo.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: No.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yet.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: No, nothing.
• 28:17
  Speaker 13: Yet.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I can even change it if you want. No, three
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: of clubs.
• 28:20
  Speaker 19: No, so I went through this deck, and you can
• 28:23
  Speaker 19: kind of describe to the people here, but I went
• 28:25
  Speaker 19: through the deck, and I took one card, and I
• 28:27
  Speaker 19: turned it the other way. One out of 52 cards.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, fair. Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 19: And it happens to be the three.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: Shut up. I would say one of the choices, but it's.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: One in 52.
• 28:37
  Speaker 15: How? Dude, that is so crazy.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: How is that possible?
• 28:41
  Speaker 15: Fun, right?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: How is that possible?
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: That made my head hurt.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: What?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: That's impressive. What's amazing is we didn't even tell him
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: we were going to ask him to do a trick.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: No.
• 28:51
  Speaker 14: No.
• 28:52
  Speaker 19: Dude.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Or an illusion.
• 28:53
  Speaker 15: An illusion.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: An illusion, Michael.
• 28:55
  Speaker 15: JustinWilman.com.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: By the way, does that mean when you're doing it
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: at the Celebrity Theater, I'm assuming the magic's going to
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: be way more... Oh, yeah, we got some big stuff.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Jumbotron cameras. I mean, how do people run back?
• 29:08
  Speaker 19: Yeah, Jumbotron.
• 29:08
  Speaker 15: I mean, luckily, Celebrity Theo, like no one is far
• 29:10
  Speaker 15: from the stage.
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: That's crazy.
• 29:12
  Speaker 19: There's like 2,200 people in there, but everybody is like
• 29:14
  Speaker 19: 100 feet away. So at the most. And so it's
• 29:17
  Speaker 19: going to be it's going to be in your face.
• 29:19
  Speaker 19: I mean, and I've got some pretty big and crazy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: How did you do that?
• 29:24
  Speaker 22: That is crazy.
• 29:26
  Speaker 15: I love blowing this guy's mind. This is the best.
• 29:29
  Speaker 15: The best.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: You got another one?
• 29:31
  Speaker 19: Well, you know, my last special, do you remember how
• 29:34
  Speaker 19: I tried to memorize every zip code in America?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Saw that one.
• 29:38
  Speaker 15: I saw your whole special. I'm trying to remember.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Special.
• 29:40
  Speaker 15: I mean, I didn't know.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: It was for everyone.
• 29:41
  Speaker 19: This is not really magic, but do you remember the
• 29:43
  Speaker 19: zip code of where you grew up originally?
• 29:45
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I think.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. What's the zip code? I think it's 92019.
• 29:51
  Speaker 19: Okay, so that's down in Southern California, 92019. I think so, yeah, 92019.
• 29:55
  Speaker 19: If I had to guess specifically, that is El Cajon, California,
• 29:58
  Speaker 19: I believe. 92019 is El Cajon.
• 30:03
  Speaker 13: 92019.
• 30:03
  Speaker 15: Welcome back to John Jay. He doesn't even remember our
• 30:06
  Speaker 15: zip code here. I don't know our zip code here.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
• 30:08
  Speaker 15: Do you remember your zip code?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 30:10
  Speaker 13: 85048.
• 30:10
  Speaker 14: 85048.
• 30:10
  Speaker 15: Okay, that's a little closer. 85048.
• 30:17
  Speaker 19: Let's see how specific I can be. Well, that's Phoenix proper, right?
• 30:20
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 30:20
  Speaker 19: I don't want to dock your address here. Do you
• 30:22
  Speaker 19: have a more obscure one?
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: 85296. 85296.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I got mine again.
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: That's Arizona as well.
• 30:26
  Speaker 15: 85296 is Gilbert.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yes!
• 30:27
  Speaker 19: Mine's pretty easy for you.
• 30:28
  Speaker 14: 83127.
• 30:28
  Speaker 13: 83127.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, very easy for me.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Should be.
• 30:29
  Speaker 15: Is that Star Valley Ranch? Say it again.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: 8-3-1-2-7.
• 30:47
  Speaker 15: 8-3-1-2-7.
• 30:48
  Speaker 19: Oh, not 8-5. Okay, 8-3-1-2-7. Let's see here.
• 30:53
  Speaker 15: I'm kind of going through the parameters in my head.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: 8-3-1.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Might be 8-2-1-3-1. Oh, my gosh.
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: Okay, boy.
• 30:58
  Speaker 15: Which one is it?
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: You got to pick one.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I had to find remember. It should be close
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: to your old neighborhood. 8-2-1-3-1.
• 31:05
  Speaker 14: 8-2-1-3-1.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, not close to.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Do you mean 6-1-3-1?
• 31:12
  Speaker 19: 8-2-1-3-1 is nowhere near where I've ever lived, but if
• 31:15
  Speaker 19: I had to be.
• 31:16
  Speaker 15: Yeah, because that's not actually a zip code.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: I'm from St.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Louis, Missouri, originally.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 31:21
  Speaker 19: So you mean 6-3-1-2-1.
• 31:22
  Speaker 15: Come on, Rich. How do you not know where that's from?
• 31:25
  Speaker 15: You mean like Creep Coraladoo?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: That wasn't me. De Pere?
• 31:31
  Speaker 15: You're talking about De Pere Frontenac?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: That's too fancy. That's too fancy.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 31:34
  Speaker 15: Well, you don't remember your St. Louis zip code. That'd
• 31:37
  Speaker 15: be a 6-3.
• 31:37
  Speaker 19: I was 6-3.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: 1-4-1.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: St.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Louis.
• 31:39
  Speaker 15: Where'd you go to high school? That's the question we
• 31:42
  Speaker 15: ask in St.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: Louis.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I grew up in Florissant. So they may have
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: closed that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: My zip code might not exist anymore.
• 31:48
  Speaker 19: It might not.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: They might have bombed that already.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: R.I.P.
• 31:50
  Speaker 15: John Jay, you remember yours now?
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I looked it up. It's 91932.
• 31:53
  Speaker 19: Wow, we were not even in the ballpark. No, not
• 31:57
  Speaker 19: even close on Bulldog.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: 91932.
• 31:59
  Speaker 15: That is Imperial Beach, California.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Dude, you are nuts.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: You are freaking nuts, dude.
• 32:07
  Speaker 15: You are nuts.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Dude, thanks for stopping by.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. What a trip, man.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Good to see you. That was awesome.
• 32:12
  Speaker 15: All right, it's John Jay and Ruth.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Good job. Hey guys, this is the John Jay and
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Rich tradition. We like to do a sound effects theater.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Sound effects theater. Rich, how do you explain sound effects theater?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Well, because we find that it's really challenging for both
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Kyle and Peyton to do sound effects. So we like
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: to highlight that in story form. So we have written
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: a couple of stories. Peyton, you will go first and
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: then Kyle. And then we will decide who does the
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: best sound effects as we leave room for you to
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: make sound effects inside your story. So Peyton, we'll start
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 32:44
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: In this story we call The Haunted Mansion.
• 32:49
  Speaker 13: Woo!
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Settle down. The clock struck midnight. I didn't ask for
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: a sprinkler. I asked for a clock striking midnight.
• 33:02
  Speaker 8: Ding! Ding!
• 33:04
  Speaker 14: Ding!
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: It's the witching hour.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Did you have to do like nine more of those?
• 33:08
  Speaker 19: Ding!
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Ding!
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Ding!
• 33:10
  Speaker 14: Ding!
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: That's seven. Ding, ding, ding, ding. It was the witching
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: hour on Halloween at the old Norwood mansion. A storm
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: was raging outside. She was 15 and upon a dare
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: walked up to the front door and knocked three times. No,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: you got to do the sound effects with your mouth.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Then rang the doorbell. Nobody answered, so she rang it incessantly.
• 33:47
  Speaker 14: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: <HAL> <HAL> Nobody answered, so she busted a window to
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: get in. The door slowly creaked open. Somewhere in the woods,
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: a wolf howled. And then a black cat hissed from
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: the stairs. Then a ghost burst out of the closet
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: and screamed. The kids screamed back. The ghost got scared
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: and ran away screaming. The kid walked into the kitchen
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: humming a spooky song and made a haunted sandwich. Tonight
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: was a good night.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: That was so good.
• 34:29
  Speaker 15: Those are good sound effects.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Not bad.
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: You win.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Not bad. You are not out of this one, Missy.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: You must compete.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: All right. This is a Kyle story. It was high
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: noon in the 1800s in Tombstone, Arizona. The wind was
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: howling through the dusty streets. A cowboy rode into town,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: his horse clopping up to the bar. The horse neighed.
• 35:08
  Speaker 14: Again.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: As he stepped off his horse, a rattlesnake hissed, rattled
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: under his boot. And it rattled away. He pulled out
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: his six-shooter out of his holster, cocked it, and fired
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: all six bullets at the snake. He missed. Not a
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: good cowboy. The snake withered away, or swithered away. He
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: walked into a bar whistling a cowboy song. And he
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: ordered a cowboy drink.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I'll take a beverage. A beer, please.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, a window smashed. Glass was shattered everywhere.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Kyle moaned in ecstasy.
• 36:03
  Speaker 14: What?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: What now?
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: So that's the way it is.
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: Did you read that right?
• 36:13
  Speaker 15: What the heck?
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: You got a little freaky. You got into some smut
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: right there.
• 36:16
  Speaker 15: You're in the company of the cowboy.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm getting there, but she moaned it. What was it?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Moaned it? I don't know. I'm not going to lie
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: to you guys. It ended a long time ago.
• 36:31
  Speaker 15: I added that one.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Surprise, surprise.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Surprise.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: It was a good day.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I think you both did really good.
• 36:41
  Speaker 16: This time around.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: You called Kyle's husband and played the clip of Hermione
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: and Ecstasy. He'd be like... Is that Kyle having a.
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: He'd be like, yep.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: That's right. Good job. Good game.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: High five.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: And that's SFX Theater. Meet Cutes. Didn't really know what
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: that was until Rich told me. Kyle didn't know what
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: it was, so she saw an article on it and
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: we got into it. We want to know about Meet Cutes.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: That's a way you met somebody that has nothing to
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: do with technology.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Yep. Debbie, thanks for holding. What's your Meet Cute?
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Hey, good morning.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: So my best friend worked at an office supply store
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: and I would go in and visit her all the time.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: And this one time I went in and I looked
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: over in the distance and I saw this guy just
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: standing on a ladder and I saw his butt. And
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: that's all it took. Just this cute little brown hiney
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: just staring back at me. And I'm like, I got
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: to see what this guy looks like when he turns around.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: And he turned around and I was like, yep, his
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: butt was just perfect because his face was perfect. Everything
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: was perfect about him.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Wow. And it worked out. I'm assuming you're with him
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: or you dated him for a while or married to him?
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: Married 30 years.
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh.
• 37:56
  Speaker 14: So, Debbie, like, do you approach him and you're like, hey,
• 37:58
  Speaker 14: I like your butt.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: I also like your face. How do you have that conversation?
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Well, we were dating for a while because I thought,
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: you know what? I don't want to scare this guy
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: off because it's just too good to be true. But
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: when he found out, he was like, I like this
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: girl even more now.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: What a great story. I love that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: You know what? There's this show I'm watching right now
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: on HBO. It's called Youth. Have you guys started watching it?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Anyone started watching it yet? I've seen a little preview.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: It's really good. It's the woman from Bad Sisters, and
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: she's turning, she just turned 50. She's divorced. Her kid's
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: going off to college. She's starting to date again, and
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: she's dating this one guy that she really likes, and
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: they've hooked up already. And they're like holding hands, walking through,
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: and they're kissing outside in London. And he says, man,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: he goes, I really like your butt. It's so soft.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: And you see her face like, what? And then she's like,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: that to her is not a compliment. And then later
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: they're texting each other. She's like, yeah, I can't wait
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: to touch your soft butt. And then they cut to
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: her and she's doing all these butt exercises. And she's like,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: get her butt firm. I highly recommend. Debbie, thanks for
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: calling in.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Let's see what Mark. Mark, you got a meet cute story?
• 39:05
  Speaker 16: I have a meet cute story for sure.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Let's hear it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 16: So my wife moved from Australia.
• 39:11
  Speaker 13: At eight years old.
• 39:12
  Speaker 16: I moved from Colorado at eight, and we met at church,
• 39:15
  Speaker 16: and now we've been married 27 years.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Whoa, and you met at eight years old? At eight.
• 39:21
  Speaker 16: I turned 50 this year, so we've known each other
• 39:23
  Speaker 16: a long time. We started dating at 16.
• 39:24
  Speaker 19: Wow.
• 39:24
  Speaker 16: We've been married ever since.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Did you kind of have a feeling when you were
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: eight that this was? the one?
• 39:31
  Speaker 16: No, she did. She was totally hot for me back then.
• 39:33
  Speaker 15: Of course.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't imagine it.
• 39:37
  Speaker 16: No, we knew at 16. We knew at 16. That's cute.
• 39:40
  Speaker 16: We were going to get married.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: There was this girl I liked when I was young
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: like that. I think I was, what grade are you
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: in fifth grade?
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: 10?
• 39:45
  Speaker 14: 10?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Sure. Angie. Angie. I wanted to do the Grease play,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to be Danny Zuko, and I wanted
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: her to be Angie. What's her name?
• 39:54
  Speaker 19: Sandy.
• 39:54
  Speaker 16: Sandy.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm glad it didn't work out. I can't
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: imagine being married to Angie right now. Mark, thanks for
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: calling in.
• 40:02
  Speaker 16: Hey, thanks.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Wendy, what's your meet cute story?
• 40:07
  Speaker 21: Mine is that I actually met my husband when I
• 40:09
  Speaker 21: was an oil changer at the mechanic shop that he
• 40:13
  Speaker 21: worked at.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: We've now been together.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: For 20 years.
• 40:17
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: How did he hit on you, or did you hit
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: on him?
• 40:20
  Speaker 18: We both did it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Mutual?
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was mutual.
• 40:24
  Speaker 24: I was a single mom, but yeah.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you changed his oil.
• 40:28
  Speaker 11: His and whoever else was in the shop at the time.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: All right. Thank you, Wendy. Strong. Chris, what's your meet
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: cute story?
• 40:35
  Speaker 10: Good morning. So my story is it was my best
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: friend's birthday. I was her designated driver. We went to
• 40:44
  Speaker 10: a bar, obviously. And at some point in the night,
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: I look over and see her having like a verbal
• 40:51
  Speaker 10: yelling match with this man. And I walk over to
• 40:54
  Speaker 10: break it up. I'm like, girl, you got to get away.
• 40:56
  Speaker 10: She'd been drinking all day. So then this happened more
• 41:00
  Speaker 10: than once. And finally, I was like, what are you
• 41:03
  Speaker 10: guys fighting about? And she said, that guy wants to
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: talk to you. And I told him he's not good
• 41:08
  Speaker 10: enough for my best friend. Anyway, so we have been
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: married for 29 years. Turns out.
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: He was good enough.
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: She said anyway. Was she in your wedding?
• 41:22
  Speaker 10: She was. She was my maid of honor, yes.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: That's a great.
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: Although she did her toast and she was like, if
• 41:28
  Speaker 10: it weren't for me, they'd have never met. Or it
• 41:32
  Speaker 10: wouldn't have been so traumatic.
• 41:34
  Speaker 9: It would have happened sooner.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: It would have been probably easier.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: That's great, Chris. Thanks for calling in. Margaret, good morning.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Thanks for holding. What's yours?
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 41:44
  Speaker 22: Can you hear me?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 41:46
  Speaker 22: Okay. Mine is, I was driving down the road. I
• 41:52
  Speaker 22: was driving down Bethany Home Road, and I had to
• 41:55
  Speaker 22: stop at a red light, and there was a car
• 41:57
  Speaker 22: in front of me, and the car in front of
• 41:58
  Speaker 22: me had three guys in it. And the one driving
• 42:02
  Speaker 22: was watching me in the mirror, and the other two
• 42:04
  Speaker 22: turned around and looked at me, and they didn't think
• 42:07
  Speaker 22: nothing of it, and I went past them, and I
• 42:08
  Speaker 22: went And I pulled into where I lived, and they
• 42:11
  Speaker 22: were following me. And I stopped because I wasn't taking
• 42:14
  Speaker 22: them to where I lived. And two of them came
• 42:17
  Speaker 22: up to my window, started talking to me. And the
• 42:21
  Speaker 22: one says, hey, can I get your number? And I said, well,
• 42:23
  Speaker 22: why don't you give me your number? Of course, you know,
• 42:26
  Speaker 22: being safe. And so I took the number. And every
• 42:29
  Speaker 22: time I called, he was never there. So I started
• 42:32
  Speaker 22: talking to this other gentleman. And as it turned out,
• 42:36
  Speaker 22: he asked me out. Well, we went out. He went
• 42:40
  Speaker 22: home that night, got my name tattooed on his arm,
• 42:43
  Speaker 22: and told his mother I am marrying her. That was
• 42:47
  Speaker 22: the week of Christmas. He proposed to me February 1st,
• 42:51
  Speaker 22: and we were married March 23rd, and we've been married
• 42:54
  Speaker 22: 41 years.
• 42:55
  Speaker 15: Holy smokes.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Well, wow. That's fate jumping in, isn't it?
• 43:01
  Speaker 13: That's awesome.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: The tattoo is so dramatic.
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: That's how you.
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: Know you're dedicated.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: He was only 17.
• 43:05
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 43:07
  Speaker 22: His mom had to take him to get permission.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: See, that's what I was talking about earlier. If you
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: met a guy and he did that today, you'd be like, whoa, stalker.
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: And also they were following her in the car.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Also stalker.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: All right, Margaret, that's a great story.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: That's so good, though.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for calling in, Margaret. Thank you for listening.
• 43:25
  Speaker 22: You're welcome.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich. We are like a whole vibe.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Amanda, what's your meet cute story? Good morning.
• 43:31
  Speaker 18: So when I was in college, I lived in a
• 43:35
  Speaker 18: college apartment where it was all college students outside of ASU.
• 43:40
  Speaker 18: And I actually wanted.
• 43:41
  Speaker 23: To have a party.
• 43:42
  Speaker 18: So I went to go buy things for the party
• 43:46
  Speaker 18: and got my fake ID taken away at the store
• 43:50
  Speaker 18: where I was going to purchase said things. Went back
• 43:53
  Speaker 18: to our apartment. We were so bummed. We were like, okay,
• 43:56
  Speaker 18: we can't let this night be ruined. Let's go party
• 43:59
  Speaker 18: hopping around the apartment complex. So I literally walked out
• 44:03
  Speaker 18: of my apartment door and down the back steps into
• 44:06
  Speaker 18: an open door where I met the man who is
• 44:09
  Speaker 18: now my husband, in 2005. That's cute.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: That's a meet-cute story.
• 44:16
  Speaker 14: I love that you didn't like getting your ID taken
• 44:18
  Speaker 14: like killer vibes because that can definitely be like a
• 44:21
  Speaker 14: vibe killer.
• 44:24
  Speaker 18: It did kill the vibe for a little bit, but
• 44:26
  Speaker 18: then I bounced back when I saw.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: The cute guy.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: It started off as.
• 44:30
  Speaker 18: A real bummer of a night and it worked out
• 44:33
  Speaker 18: because that's what 21 years ago.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: That's great, Amanda. Thanks for sharing that with us. By
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: the way, my son told me about this website that
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: they go to to get the fake IDs. And, um,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I thought it'd be funny if I went and got
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: one that says I'm 21. That's really good. Emily, what's
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: your meet cute story?
• 44:55
  Speaker 20: Oh, sorry. I couldn't hear you. Um, so I was, um,
• 44:59
  Speaker 20: I was 16, no, I was 17 at the time,
• 45:01
  Speaker 20: just turned 17. I was, um, applying for jobs and
• 45:06
  Speaker 20: I was about to go home and I was like, okay,
• 45:08
  Speaker 20: I'm going to go into one last place and I
• 45:11
  Speaker 20: wasn't applying online. I was actually going into these places
• 45:14
  Speaker 20: and I went into a restaurant and there was three,
• 45:20
  Speaker 20: two male hosts at the front and one female and
• 45:25
  Speaker 20: I asked them for an application and the one One
• 45:27
  Speaker 20: of the guys started asking me how old I was
• 45:29
  Speaker 20: and whatnot, and I went out front to fill it out.
• 45:32
  Speaker 20: And while I was out there, he told his buddy
• 45:35
  Speaker 20: he was working with, I'm going to marry that girl
• 45:37
  Speaker 20: one day. And we've been married for five years, but
• 45:42
  Speaker 20: we've been together for 13. And I also met my
• 45:45
  Speaker 20: best friend there.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: But did you get the job?
• 45:51
  Speaker 14: Yes, I did.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: Yay!
• 45:55
  Speaker 20: He was actually dating somebody else at the time, and
• 45:58
  Speaker 20: so was I, and we both left that person.
• 46:01
  Speaker 14: So, yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: When you know, you know.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Emily, for sharing that story with us. That
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: is a cute, meet-cute story. Oh, I'm Jessica. Hi.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 46:14
  Speaker 19: Hi, what's your meet-cute?
• 46:17
  Speaker 21: I met my husband at the dog park. And basically
• 46:23
  Speaker 21: I had a puppy beagle. He had a puppy Rottweiler and, um,
• 46:28
  Speaker 21: we were going to the dog park. I would dress
• 46:31
  Speaker 21: up every day because I liked him and he paid
• 46:34
  Speaker 21: absolutely no attention to me. So I just figured that
• 46:37
  Speaker 21: he was probably gay after a certain point.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Cause you look good. He should pay attention to you.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:46
  Speaker 21: And then, um, finally like one July and it was,
• 46:50
  Speaker 21: blazing hot. It was actually July 4th. We were the
• 46:53
  Speaker 21: only people in the dog park and he finally asked
• 46:56
  Speaker 21: me out and apparently he wasn't gay because I guess
• 47:00
  Speaker 21: he just would go to the dog park and right
• 47:02
  Speaker 21: before he went to the dog park he got super stoned.
• 47:05
  Speaker 21: So he wasn't gay. He was just stoned. And he
• 47:09
  Speaker 21: wasn't paying attention to anybody. So we've been together now
• 47:13
  Speaker 21: 15 years.
• 47:14
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Right on, Jess.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: And we loved we.
• 47:19
  Speaker 21: Love dogs and our retirement plan is to do the whole,
• 47:23
  Speaker 21: you know, love pup type of thing and open a shelter.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe you could just take ours over. Well, I mean,
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: at some point I want to hand it over. You
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? I want to be like, yeah,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: that's great, Jessica. Thanks for calling in. What a great story.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 47:38
  Speaker 21: Thank you. Love you guys.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Love you too. Ava. What's up? What's your meat kid story?
• 47:43
  Speaker 14: Hi.
• 47:45
  Speaker 23: I just had an opinion about, I don't think meet-cutes
• 47:48
  Speaker 23: really count unless it's like current days because of course
• 47:52
  Speaker 23: you're not going to meet someone on a hinge in 1999.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Well, that's true, but there's still, there were dating apps
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: or dating things back then.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 48:02
  Speaker 18: But I feel like.
• 48:03
  Speaker 23: We invented the term meet-cute to show because nowadays that's
• 48:07
  Speaker 23: all how people meet. So if you do it naturally nowadays,
• 48:10
  Speaker 23: it's like, well, that's a shocker.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea. You know what? If you text,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: if you ask, when did, so you'd have to eliminate,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: So you want to hear a meet cute story that's current.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: So when did dating apps start?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I remember in 98 going on a date from a
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: place called It's Just Lunch. And you would meet somebody
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: for lunch. And that was in 98 and that was online.
• 48:30
  Speaker 9: But for this specific thing, I think you could say
• 48:33
  Speaker 9: like in the last five years.
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I just went to Chachapati. They started. Oh, I said,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: when did it start? I missed height. I said, when
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: did the first fasting app start?
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 48:45
  Speaker 14: No, no.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Dating app. I meant dating app. Hold on. Dating app. Okay.
• 48:49
  Speaker 23: I just feel like nowadays everyone you meet has met
• 48:52
  Speaker 23: on Tinder or Hinge. So, like, nowadays it's really hard
• 48:55
  Speaker 23: to find someone who met naturally.
• 48:57
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Here we go. So, what did you say, Rich?
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I remember being on a dating site in, like, 98.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, online dating websites existed in the 1990s, but dating
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: apps designed for smartphones took off in the late 2000s,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: early 2010s. Grindr, 2009. Ooh, head of the game. They
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: were early.
• 49:14
  Speaker 17: 2012 was Tinder.
• 49:15
  Speaker 16: Bumble, 2014.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: Match.com, 1990.
• 49:27
  Speaker 23: I guess it was on all the commercials. You did
• 49:28
  Speaker 23: hear about that.
• 49:29
  Speaker 10: Back in the day.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I just want to change the game a little bit.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Ava's killing the romance. It's got to be a meet-cutes.
• 49:34
  Speaker 23: It would be cool to see someone more recent, though.
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: I see why Ava's saying that, because the article that
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: I saw, that was the whole thing. People are sick
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: of meeting people on dating apps, and that's why meet-cutes
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: are sort of coming back. People are longing to just
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: meet someone at the coffee shop.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: So eliminate dating apps, and then eliminate bars and clubs. Because,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: of course, you meet people there. It's got to be
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: somewhere else.
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: Like, yeah, like we said.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Like a funeral.
• 49:57
  Speaker 15: Like a grocery store.
• 49:58
  Speaker 14: What?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Like you're at a funeral and you meet somebody.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Like a grocery store.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: Maybe if you're on a hike walking your dog.
• 50:04
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: That's a meat death.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: Or at the neighborhood, you know, HOA meeting.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. That's good.
• 50:09
  Speaker 15: You never know. You never know.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, Ava, changing the rules.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: You can always critique our show. Thank you, Ava. That's
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: a good point.
• 50:15
  Speaker 16: It's a really good point.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: By the way, Ava, are you in a relationship? Did
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: you meet somebody in a cute way?
• 50:21
  Speaker 23: We met on Hinge.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's like, we want to meet cute story.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, thanks.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I see that.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Mercedes, what about you? When did you meet cute story?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: How did you meet him and when?
• 50:34
  Speaker 24: Hi, good morning. My name is Mercedes, of course. I
• 50:37
  Speaker 24: met my husband now of 42 years. Actually, our anniversary
• 50:42
  Speaker 24: is October 22nd. I met him when I was maybe
• 50:46
  Speaker 24: four or five years old. I remember meeting him in Mexico, actually.
• 50:54
  Speaker 24: But our parents are from the same town. He was
• 50:57
  Speaker 24: born in California and, of course, me in Mexico. But
• 51:00
  Speaker 24: our parents or my dad used to send stuff to
• 51:03
  Speaker 24: Mexico with his parents when they used to go visit.
• 51:07
  Speaker 24: And so, you know, I remember us playing. I used
• 51:11
  Speaker 24: to have this huge ball. I don't know, John Jay,
• 51:14
  Speaker 24: if you know the Chavo del Ocho, those big balls
• 51:17
  Speaker 24: that Kiko had. So him and I used to play together.
• 51:21
  Speaker 24: And then, long story short, I moved, of course, to
• 51:25
  Speaker 24: the States. I had my quinceañera. He was my chambelán
• 51:29
  Speaker 24: de honor. A month after my quinceañera, I moved in
• 51:33
  Speaker 24: with him. And I was 15. He was going to
• 51:37
  Speaker 24: be 17. And 42 years later, we were still together.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's amazing. What a great story. Thanks, Mercedes.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: You know, it's funny, like, back in the day, you
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: talk about, like, the age gap. You know, my grandfather
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: was 27 in Mexico and married my grandmother at 17.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 51:56
  Speaker 15: And they were married for 60 years.
• 51:58
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 51:59
  Speaker 24: My mom was 17.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: My dad was 27.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: And, yeah, yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: Things have changed.
• 52:05
  Speaker 24: I would love to say, you know, they're still together. But, no,
• 52:08
  Speaker 24: my dad was, you know, hit and run and killed
• 52:11
  Speaker 24: when he was 28. Yeah, so, yeah, my mom was
• 52:18
  Speaker 24: a widow at 28, never were married again, but she
• 52:21
  Speaker 24: had seven kids, and we're still here.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Mercedes.
• 52:25
  Speaker 24: Yeah, I just wanted to share my story.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you did. That's very unique. Thank you for
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: calling in.
• 52:30
  Speaker 24: Thank you, guys. Have a wonderful day.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: That's totally different than what Ava was saying.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Me and the dating app. I mean, they met when
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: they were four. Jesse, I'm just going to throw it
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: out there. If anyone's got a meet-cute story that they met,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: During technology, the last, let's go with the last five,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: six years, not an app, grocery store or a funeral
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: or a wedding or somewhere different. And it did involve technology.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: We'd like to hear it because that is random. That
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: doesn't happen any days. That's what the article is about.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you found us. But I'm so
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: thankful that you did. It's John Jay.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: All right, we got tickets to Charlie XCX. Caitlin's our contestant.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Caitlin.
• 53:13
  Speaker 23: Good morning.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Nick, what are we playing?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: You guys are playing Noise Machine today. It's spooky season.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Who's ready for Halloween?
• 53:21
  Speaker 15: I am.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I'm going to quiz you guys on monsters today. You're
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: going to play a clip. You tell me what that
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: monster is, who that monster is, and you get a point.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Does that sound good?
• 53:31
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 53:31
  Speaker 15: Perfect.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Let's start with John Jay.
• 53:32
  Speaker 22: Sounds good.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Is that a T-Rex from the Jurassic movies?
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Can I guide you a little bit?
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: It's a monster.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: T-Rexes were real. This is a fictional movie.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: T-Rexes were real.
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Well, that's good because, you know, there's a show on
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Netflix called Monsters of God, which is all the reptiles. So, okay,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: a monster. So then it is Godzilla.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Godzilla is exactly what we're looking for, John Jay.
• 54:00
  Speaker 15: Good job.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: One point on the board already today.
• 54:05
  Speaker 13: Rich?
• 54:06
  Speaker 15: It's alive!
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: It's alive!
• 54:09
  Speaker 14: It's alive!
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Um, that is... So that is not the monster. That
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: is the doctor who created the monster. So I'm going
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: to say Frankenstein's monster.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Dr. Frankenstein is actually the correct answer, but that's Frankenstein's
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: monster would have also been accepted.
• 54:26
  Speaker 15: So good job, Reg.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: One point for you.
• 54:29
  Speaker 14: Peyton!
• 54:30
  Speaker 15: God will rot down his face with his decapitated.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: What?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: Okay, let me.
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: Hear it again.
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: God will rub down his face.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: With his decapitated.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: That's Hamilton.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Hamilton.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Hamilton.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: You go with Hamilton for your monster?
• 54:50
  Speaker 14: It's given singing.
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: I've never seen Hamilton. Maybe he's a bad guy.
• 54:53
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Anybody else?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Rich.
• 54:56
  Speaker 15: Yeah, go ahead, Rich.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: That's from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. That is the Van Helsing musical.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a Dracula musical.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: That's good. I thought maybe Rocky Horror Picture Show. That
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: was good.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were looking for Dracula, so it's okay.
• 55:08
  Speaker 15: Oh, that's all right. I'll take Kyle.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Nice try, Peyton.
• 55:12
  Speaker 14: Kyle!
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Everybody know I'm a monster.
• 55:17
  Speaker 16: That's funny.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: But it's supposed to be fictitious.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Not necessarily.
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: Okay, so is that Kanye West?
• 55:24
  Speaker 17: I know it.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: Is that okay?
• 55:28
  Speaker 9: I thought it was Kanye, but if you know it, Caitlin.
• 55:31
  Speaker 15: You go.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, yeah, Kanye.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Kanye. It is, yeah, it's Kanye.
• 55:35
  Speaker 15: Good job.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear Kyle say it, so that's my bad.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Good job, Kyle. All right, so one point for everybody
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: thus far. Caitlin, it is now your turn.
• 55:44
  Speaker 13: Pumpkin!
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Is that your favorite?
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 55:51
  Speaker 16: Oh my gosh.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I don't think I know this one.
• 55:54
  Speaker 18: Can I hear it again?
• 55:55
  Speaker 13: Sure. Pumpkin!
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Is that your favorite?
• 55:58
  Speaker 15: Uh-huh.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: If I told you, they all float down here.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Is it Jeffrey Epstein? Oh, my God.
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: John Jay.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: All right. One point for John Jay.
• 56:11
  Speaker 14: It's a creepy clown.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: It is a creepy clown.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: You're right. How about we go.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: With Pennywise from the It franchise?
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe it was from Monsters, Inc. For real.
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 56:23
  Speaker 15: Monsters, Inc.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, you guys.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: The cute little monsters?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Monsters, Inc.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, I was wrong, but I just thought.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: You guys get ready for round two. That's a great clip.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: All right. So after one round, everybody on the board
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: at one point. John Jay starts round two.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Peter, Peter, Peter.
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: No good deed goes unpunished.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: That's Goblin.
• 56:49
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Goblin.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Goblin.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Green Goblin.
• 56:51
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: So John Jay now takes a commanding lead.
• 56:55
  Speaker 14: Rich.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: Rich.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Well, that's from Nightmare on Elm Street. That's Freddy Krueger.
• 57:03
  Speaker 15: Yeah, Freddy Krueger. All right.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Two points for Ridge Bear. Peyton Whitmore.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Stop.
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: I'm actually scared. That's going to make me cry. Okay,
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: so that is Tiny Tim tiptoe. From Insidious, that red, evil,
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: scary monster.
• 57:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I've never seen the movie. It scares me too much.
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: I'm literally crying right now. That did not.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Peyton, I talked about that movie this weekend.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Insidious is unnerving.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Said how much she liked it. So there you go, Peyton.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: One point.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that? You're officially on the board
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: just for that reason because she's crying now. Oh, my God.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: What's happening? All right. So John Jay, Rich, Peyton, tied up.
• 57:49
  Speaker 22: Kyle.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: Kyle. I'm watching.
• 57:54
  Speaker 14: You.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: I'm always watching.
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: Now that's from Monsters, Inc.
• 57:58
  Speaker 15: That is from Monsters, Inc.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Roz in particular is what we are looking for. Kyle
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: with two points. If you can get this, Caitlin, don't
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: think too hard about it, but I will give you
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: ten points.
• 58:16
  Speaker 18: Am I just bad at horror movies?
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Not just your gosh.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Don't think too hard about it. If you hear something
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: howling at the moon and they've changed.
• 58:25
  Speaker 15: I thought you were going Cujo.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had that.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I had that on my list too, but I was like,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I can't do Cujo and a werewolf. And so that's
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: why the game went off. Off the rails a little bit, guys.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: No, the machine can drift a little.
• 58:42
  Speaker 16: It's fine.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: Great game.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Right, Kayla, you're going to go see Charlie X6. Congratulations.
• 58:46
  Speaker 15: No way.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Thank you, guys.
• 58:48
  Speaker 10: We didn't even do that great.
• 58:50
  Speaker 18: I appreciate it.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: We always win here. Unless you play Minute to Win It.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: It's a game you always lose.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: What I'm doing at all.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Broadcasting live across the world right now. This is the
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich radio program.