Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #526 We Don't SPRINGFIELD the Same with Bolten
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Good morning, pineappers looking ready, good, ready, noise?
- 0:05Speaker 2: What is going on?
- 0:06Speaker 3: Everybody?
- 0:07Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode here of the We Don't
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- 2:46Speaker 4: Goddamn what I was trying to faint the whole time.
- 2:48Speaker 4: Let me get some water.
- 2:51Speaker 2: What's up, dog? I'm back. No, I'm not deported. I
- 2:54Speaker 2: wasn't at the Jamie Kennedy episode. I was a little busy,
- 2:56Speaker 2: but I am not deported. Thank you for everbody hit
- 2:58Speaker 2: me up. It looked like a very fun episode. Jimmie
- 3:01Speaker 2: Kenny went hard. You guys went down the rabbit hole. Yeah,
- 3:04Speaker 2: I scared him a little bit. I was watching a
- 3:06Speaker 2: couple of episodes.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Yeah, it was awesome.
- 3:09Speaker 1: He's done kept gave me my props for He's like,
- 3:12Speaker 1: how was this guy running the podcast? Right?
- 3:18Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was great, thank you for joining us today.
- 3:20Speaker 1: They were also what is it my imported section of
- 3:24Speaker 1: the podcast?
- 3:25Speaker 3: What is going on? Uh? Nitty straight from Canada? Good
- 3:28Speaker 3: morning Pineapples. It's one pound fish now. Oh shit, sorry,
- 3:32Speaker 3: born bound bound fish, happy to be here. Sorry we
- 3:36Speaker 3: were late this morning. I had to drive all the
- 3:38Speaker 3: way to you want to pick up X Street from
- 3:40Speaker 3: Mexico last night, like TikTok. Yeah, so he's back, happy
- 3:44Speaker 3: to be here. Niddy was in TJ comme on, ladies,
- 3:48Speaker 3: Come on, ladies, one bound Fish.
- 3:52Speaker 1: I wish I had papers a week and all go
- 3:53Speaker 1: to Hong Kong just for fun, just for funnies on
- 3:55Speaker 1: just for funnies, just for just just.
- 3:57Speaker 2: For the fucking by this moldy.
- 4:01Speaker 3: Dog. There is no just this moladay just to go.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Love, just to go scope out the fucking scenery, you
- 4:06Speaker 2: know what I mean?
- 4:10Speaker 3: Yeah, fool like.
- 4:11Speaker 1: You don't put yourself that's the thing, bro, you don't
- 4:12Speaker 1: put yourself in those predicaments.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Bro Like, that's the thing.
- 4:15Speaker 1: You're as a man, you're supposed to have enough enough
- 4:17Speaker 1: sense for you not to put yourself in those predicaments
- 4:20Speaker 1: because men are gonna be men.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Hell yeah, if you gotta pay for it, Hell yeah,
- 4:28Speaker 2: you gotta pay for tail. You gotta go to t J.
- 4:30Speaker 2: That's the best taiale to pay for.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Yeah, that ship has like Mexican herpes. Nobody wants Mexican herpes.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Oh so that's different. Mexican herpes, and then everybody herpes
- 4:40Speaker 2: is different.
- 4:41Speaker 3: You watch Japanese herpes, Japanese he that shi.
- 4:44Speaker 4: It is orderedy unless you know before it shows up.
- 4:49Speaker 3: It comes on.
- 4:49Speaker 1: There's a notice like the subway.
- 4:53Speaker 3: It's literally on the sushi there.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Yeah, one bound fish. All right, thank you Ray for
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- 5:04Speaker 1: give it up for our token white guy a b
- 5:07Speaker 1: Real TV, Minnesota's finest, Creed's fucking biggest fan, the man
- 5:14Speaker 1: who knows how to roll his rs the best. Let's
- 5:18Speaker 1: give it up for a Bolton Blam Bowl here aka
- 5:21Speaker 1: Colton yoyo.
- 5:22Speaker 5: What's up, everybody? I'm here to invade and take over
- 5:25Speaker 5: that we don't smoke the same podcast. That's thin Columbus here,
- 5:29Speaker 5: let's go.
- 5:30Speaker 3: That's what you do best.
- 5:32Speaker 5: So we got you were talking about the herpe situation earlier.
- 5:36Speaker 5: I feel like Japanese herpes. That sounds like clean herpes
- 5:38Speaker 5: to me, Like I were to get hurt. If I
- 5:43Speaker 5: were to get herpes, I hope it would be in Japan.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Japanese herpees.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know.
- 5:47Speaker 5: What sounds a lot cleaner than the US.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Very small, source, open, smart, smaller open stores. You know,
- 5:52Speaker 2: Japanese are small. The sword is going to be smaller.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Yeah, but you are still you.
- 5:58Speaker 1: What about I feel like regular small sores on big penis.
- 6:08Speaker 5: I feel like they got better a little better healthcare
- 6:10Speaker 5: maybe than us, So they they probably treated a little better.
- 6:13Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 6:13Speaker 1: They don't have a they don't have the biggest cancer
- 6:15Speaker 1: rates out there. That's the craziest thing. Like they have
- 6:18Speaker 1: they have other problems.
- 6:19Speaker 3: They have other.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Problems like they have like heart attacks and ship like
- 6:22Speaker 1: well old people because everybody stress is unavoidable. But dude,
- 6:25Speaker 1: there is not Like I walked into a hospital out
- 6:28Speaker 1: there right like just to walk in food in the
- 6:30Speaker 1: waiting room, and my lady's like, why are you gonna
- 6:33Speaker 1: walk in there? I just want to take a peek.
- 6:35Speaker 1: None of the signs on the wall had cancer. None
- 6:38Speaker 1: of them. All of them were like stop smoking, like
- 6:41Speaker 1: take care of like your lungs, get checked. But I
- 6:43Speaker 1: was like, that's kind of weird. But in America, but
- 6:45Speaker 1: you go to any lobby, do you have cancer.
- 6:48Speaker 3: Because of the pharmaceutical company. Bro, All these pharmaceuticals are
- 6:52Speaker 3: made with petroleum, with oil and all that leads to cancer.
- 6:56Speaker 3: And it's just they give you, they feed you that,
- 6:58Speaker 3: they give you the cancer, and then they give you
- 6:59Speaker 3: more to help.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Cat.
- 7:01Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I think Ray could look this up.
- 7:02Speaker 5: But I think twenty five percent of like Chinese males,
- 7:06Speaker 5: they're smokers, Like twenty five percent of the male population
- 7:09Speaker 5: smokes in China, and they have way less of the
- 7:12Speaker 5: health issues that we have over here.
- 7:14Speaker 3: You know, cigarettes are different because they squat when they smoke,
- 7:18Speaker 3: so you get a little bit of a workout, so
- 7:21Speaker 3: it's a little healthier.
- 7:22Speaker 5: But you were you brought up the petroleum thing. I
- 7:24Speaker 5: was gonna sorry for interrupting, but I was gonna say, uh,
- 7:26Speaker 5: I just finished watching land Man, and uh he was
- 7:29Speaker 5: saying they were saying on that show, like we have
- 7:31Speaker 5: enough petroleum like infrastructure in the United States, yeah, in America,
- 7:35Speaker 5: like it's enough infrastructure built up, Like we're not gonna
- 7:38Speaker 5: get rid of petroleum or oil for the next like
- 7:40Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty years, like we need that in
- 7:43Speaker 5: our society.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Us and our fucking generations after that will still be
- 7:47Speaker 1: have enough petroleum?
- 7:48Speaker 4: Oh yeah, for sure, Like it's not gonna be for
- 7:50Speaker 4: a long time.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Like we we still we still are experiencing a great
- 7:54Speaker 1: version of America before it all goes to shit because
- 7:57Speaker 1: of Earth, not because we're still living in the greatest time.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Yeah, we're to it like the greatest time. I mean,
- 8:01Speaker 3: I think we don't know what happened.
- 8:02Speaker 2: So then you got with fracking, right, so you get
- 8:05Speaker 2: racking is when we hit our own land. But then
- 8:07Speaker 2: people get nervous because it's gonna create earthquakes and the
- 8:10Speaker 2: oil is gonna get in the water. That is that
- 8:12Speaker 2: is scary though when the water does get into the river.
- 8:14Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, can't oil there's water in the river.
- 8:17Speaker 2: The oil gets into the in the rivers, my bad.
- 8:19Speaker 3: But yeah, Canada and Alberta, we frack like a motherfucker
- 8:22Speaker 3: that she could catch fire. Bro.
- 8:23Speaker 4: I hate it when that because that's nothing scarier than
- 8:25Speaker 4: water on fire.
- 8:28Speaker 3: That's that's actually terrifying.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Yeah, water, water on fire is terrifying, bro like because like,
- 8:33Speaker 1: bro like, you're the solution and the danger is one
- 8:37Speaker 1: Like there's not one thing bro Like. Imagine if like
- 8:39Speaker 1: you could die, like if somebody could shoot you, but
- 8:42Speaker 1: you're not gonna die, like you know what I mean,
- 8:44Speaker 1: but you could you feel all the pain.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Like it's just like like when I go camping and
- 8:48Speaker 3: ship or when I go to cabins and ship, Like
- 8:50Speaker 3: we have a fire. My favorite thing to do is
- 8:52Speaker 3: throw ship in the fire. And I threw a full
- 8:54Speaker 3: water bottle in the fire. Once happens when you throw
- 8:57Speaker 3: a full water on the fire, it goes like that
- 9:00Speaker 3: the water stays in there, just shrinks and it turns
- 9:02Speaker 3: into a tiny water bottle with water in it just
- 9:04Speaker 3: because the water keeps it from exploding or whatever. I'm like,
- 9:08Speaker 3: Holy fuck, how small did the water bottles? It turned
- 9:11Speaker 3: like it turned like this big before it just started
- 9:14Speaker 3: fizzing away.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Fires are fun, dude, So like my dad's ranch when
- 9:17Speaker 2: they want to get rid of travel.
- 9:18Speaker 3: Yeah, fires are fun, tell my dad. But that's an environment.
- 9:23Speaker 2: But in the middle of tho, this is in the
- 9:24Speaker 2: middle of a ranch, but they would make a hole
- 9:26Speaker 2: and that's how they burn, is the gate opener. They
- 9:28Speaker 2: burn the trash.
- 9:29Speaker 5: Yeah, the farmers still do that where I come from.
- 9:31Speaker 2: But my dumb as would throw in like hairspray. You're
- 9:34Speaker 2: literally not supposed to throwing there anyway.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Ian wait till everyone's sitting around, you throw a lighter
- 9:38Speaker 3: in there.
- 9:38Speaker 2: And my dad would let me. He's like, throw whatever
- 9:39Speaker 2: you want in there, just be real careful and I'll
- 9:41Speaker 2: throw it in there and like hi, but it would
- 9:43Speaker 2: blow up. Oh yeah, like fucking hairspray not going there.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Batteries are not supposed to go in there.
- 9:48Speaker 5: Pain spray, paint canon there some WD fourty or something.
- 9:51Speaker 3: Bottle liquor, a bottle liquor with those like pop the quarks,
- 9:56Speaker 3: you know, a quarter of it full, throw it in there.
- 9:59Speaker 3: That ship will oh like why pop and then start
- 10:02Speaker 3: any any type of liquor that will champagne. Hey check
- 10:05Speaker 3: if it closed?
- 10:07Speaker 1: Yeah now, but uh it did yeah a cooler yeah, no,
- 10:11Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's quite the trip to be fucking
- 10:13Speaker 1: throwing shit and uh uh in fire firewood. But the
- 10:17Speaker 1: one thing I was gonna say is, dog, do you
- 10:19Speaker 1: think now that the restrictions the camping and like park rangers,
- 10:22Speaker 1: you think they're gonna like they're gonna t say it
- 10:24Speaker 1: up in the forest and they're gonna be like, hey, you,
- 10:26Speaker 1: you gotta put that fire out, because like, not for nothing,
- 10:29Speaker 1: I never thought about fire being a danger like to
- 10:32Speaker 1: almost like I thought about a mass shooting coming down
- 10:34Speaker 1: like a fucking theater or Walmart or something like that,
- 10:37Speaker 1: because that shit kind of happens in America. But like
- 10:39Speaker 1: the fact there's something that's an element could just fucking
- 10:42Speaker 1: wipe everything out. And now I gotta worry about somebody
- 10:44Speaker 1: that's like ranged Colton and go.
- 10:47Speaker 3: Do you remember when Canada was having the they were
- 10:49Speaker 3: on fire or nitty that just crossed the border two
- 10:52Speaker 3: years ago? Canada was on fire and that it was
- 10:54Speaker 3: during the summertime when everybody camps and goes to cottages
- 10:56Speaker 3: and cabins and ship and for that whole summer there
- 10:59Speaker 3: was a firebad. It doesn't matter where you were, because
- 11:01Speaker 3: it was on fire. You couldn't have a fire no
- 11:03Speaker 3: matter where you were. You guys have fire police.
- 11:05Speaker 2: What about grilling? No grill that's like.
- 11:07Speaker 3: You can have a grill, but you cannot have a
- 11:09Speaker 3: fire in a pit, even if you're right beside the lake,
- 11:11Speaker 3: no trees around you. The sum that one stupid person
- 11:15Speaker 3: one oh dude, yeah, man fucking and you're like, we're
- 11:20Speaker 3: we're like one hundred and fifty kilometers whatever that is
- 11:24Speaker 3: in miles for you fuckers.
- 11:26Speaker 2: At the same time, No, you can get away with it.
- 11:30Speaker 3: I mean you know, no, bro, it's like a ten
- 11:31Speaker 3: thousand dollars Fine. And then the helicopters that just flying
- 11:34Speaker 3: around the Muskoke, like in that area where all the
- 11:37Speaker 3: cabins and shit are just trying to look for smoke,
- 11:40Speaker 3: little smokes. Some guy shows up ten thousand dollars. Fine,
- 11:45Speaker 3: You're like, this is stupid.
- 11:46Speaker 2: Colton, good question.
- 11:48Speaker 3: Do you believe in.
- 11:49Speaker 2: The e eyes? Isn't that?
- 11:52Speaker 5: Is that diversity equality? And is that inclusion?
- 11:55Speaker 3: I hear or not?
- 11:59Speaker 5: I heard a thing this morning. People were calling it
- 12:01Speaker 5: diversity equality, and uh what they say insane. I heard
- 12:08Speaker 5: someone say that this morning. Uh, I don't know. If
- 12:10Speaker 5: you're if you're just good at the fucking job, then
- 12:13Speaker 5: hire that fucking person.
- 12:14Speaker 3: To do the job.
- 12:15Speaker 5: That's like, it's like a pilot, who do you want
- 12:17Speaker 5: who do you want to fly the plane?
- 12:19Speaker 1: Not to be like Devil's advocate, though I think, like
- 12:21Speaker 1: for important jobs like a pilot or a firefighter, that's
- 12:25Speaker 1: one hundred percent.
- 12:26Speaker 4: But somebody needs to hire the retarded at Walmart, you
- 12:28Speaker 4: know what I mean.
- 12:29Speaker 5: I won't say one thing though, like like.
- 12:30Speaker 1: We we need we need some fun, We need to
- 12:32Speaker 1: hire those special people and places there.
- 12:34Speaker 3: But Walmart was doing that before all.
- 12:36Speaker 1: So even to fucking Walmart to keep building ones that
- 12:39Speaker 1: hire them, because we don't need these these fools to
- 12:41Speaker 1: fucking do fucking fire department.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Like how many blue headed girls do you want that, Walmart?
- 12:47Speaker 1: Though it doesn't matter Bron already, like I'd rather have
- 12:52Speaker 1: them at Walmart and hot topic than for me to
- 12:54Speaker 1: fucking have to worry about them having to handle acts while.
- 12:57Speaker 3: My cat's in there.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Like I would be so fucking mad, bro if like
- 13:03Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, dude, nobody's saving my cast.
- 13:05Speaker 3: And at least if only Walmart hired them, you know
- 13:08Speaker 3: where they all were, you know what I mean, Walt
- 13:11Speaker 3: would be like their business dude. And when one day
- 13:13Speaker 3: you're like, you know what, I don't care about the deal.
- 13:15Speaker 3: I don't want to deal with them. You go to
- 13:16Speaker 3: Target that day.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Target is like Oh, it's like fucking nicer Walmart straight up,
- 13:23Speaker 1: like like Target is like if you have a six
- 13:25Speaker 1: hundred and fifty scoing up, you know what I mean?
- 13:27Speaker 2: Like?
- 13:27Speaker 3: Straight up Target is like a pair of jeans that
- 13:30Speaker 3: got hemmed. What the hell is hammed? Like they get
- 13:33Speaker 3: from the bottom so they fit. They get tailored. Yeah, tailored.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Target bet like that high in the tier level if it.
- 13:42Speaker 5: Bro because wait, what's the question.
- 13:44Speaker 2: I can't stand when I go to Walmart and they're
- 13:46Speaker 2: always asking to look at me, at my receipt and
- 13:47Speaker 2: then look at my bag. I'm like, bro, I have
- 13:49Speaker 2: a big bag, like I bought ship you.
- 13:52Speaker 3: Better get Yeah, Target, don't do that ship Target, Walmart
- 13:56Speaker 3: takes your bag.
- 13:57Speaker 2: Can I check what you buy? And you think you think?
- 13:59Speaker 2: You think that's what?
- 14:00Speaker 3: Does that right?
- 14:00Speaker 1: You think that's bad? Wait till they check you for
- 14:02Speaker 1: a green card? Now from to like zircuit. I see
- 14:05Speaker 1: here's a.
- 14:07Speaker 2: Card that Walmart. I'm leaving by myself.
- 14:10Speaker 3: I'm out of here.
- 14:10Speaker 2: I don't need this retard asking me if I got
- 14:12Speaker 2: a green card?
- 14:14Speaker 5: Truth me, sir, you brought up you brought up d Ei. Well,
- 14:19Speaker 5: where I come from in Minnesota? A town of two
- 14:21Speaker 5: thousand people where the population is literally like ninety nine
- 14:24Speaker 5: percent white where I come from. The school teachers, they
- 14:27Speaker 5: could probably have a little DEI over there instead of
- 14:29Speaker 5: just hiring all white people, maybe have a little you know,
- 14:32Speaker 5: people of color in the school sex teacher. I could
- 14:35Speaker 5: see DEI for maybe like teachers and like jobs like
- 14:38Speaker 5: that type of stuff. But if you're doing a pilot
- 14:40Speaker 5: or trying to save someone's life, I want the best man.
- 14:43Speaker 2: What kind of do I hire with it?
- 14:44Speaker 1: Even like a Malaysian teacher out there, Like you guys
- 14:47Speaker 1: have a lot of Malaysians.
- 14:48Speaker 5: Out there, not not where I come from.
- 14:50Speaker 4: There in Minnesota has the highest they do.
- 14:54Speaker 5: But like in my hometown, it's it's so small though,
- 14:56Speaker 5: and it's mostly like a farming community. It's mostly white people.
- 14:59Speaker 5: I'm I mean, you do have some like Mexican people
- 15:02Speaker 5: or Latino people coming in.
- 15:03Speaker 4: Anytime there's far and Mexicans ain't far home.
- 15:07Speaker 5: But a lot of Like growing up as a kid,
- 15:09Speaker 5: I would always get like maybe one or two Mexican
- 15:11Speaker 5: kids in my class, but they would only they would
- 15:13Speaker 5: leave after like harvest season because.
- 15:15Speaker 3: They got deported because harvest was done.
- 15:17Speaker 5: Yeah, because harvest was done. So their family would go
- 15:19Speaker 5: to like the South where harvest season would be over there,
- 15:21Speaker 5: so they would just follow the work.
- 15:23Speaker 3: And dam did they just skip school?
- 15:25Speaker 5: Like, no, they would they would go to school somewhere
- 15:27Speaker 5: down in like the South.
- 15:28Speaker 1: As of twenty ten, there were four hundred and thirty
- 15:30Speaker 1: one people of Malaysian descent in Minnesota, and he's.
- 15:33Speaker 2: Acted like the most Malaysian. Can I say thirty one?
- 15:38Speaker 1: I saw this video one time they said, fucking the
- 15:41Speaker 1: Mall of America, think again, Mall of Malaysia.
- 15:44Speaker 3: And I was and I.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Saw the media it was probably all four hundred and
- 15:48Speaker 1: thirty one Malaysians were at them all that day. Apparently
- 15:50Speaker 1: it was probably I'm all in Malaysia. That looked like
- 15:53Speaker 1: the Mall of America. Bro, that shit looked like it
- 15:55Speaker 1: was in America. It just looked like foods were ready
- 15:57Speaker 1: about to start steeing.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Can I say something? You can't talk about the e
- 16:01Speaker 3: I because you practice it on this podcast. You're an
- 16:04Speaker 3: ol Salvadorian on a Mexican podcast who hired an Indian
- 16:06Speaker 3: guy and there's a white guys.
- 16:08Speaker 6: This isn't a Mexican podcast. The fans are pretty Mexican.
- 16:12Speaker 6: Do the fans are pretty mexicand a pretty Mexican podcast.
- 16:17Speaker 6: I'm idiot, okay, it.
- 16:19Speaker 3: Is his you you gotta you gotta gotta sucked up.
- 16:21Speaker 1: The Salvadorian guy started the background with the other Salvadorian
- 16:25Speaker 1: guy and hired the d I Mexican, and now I
- 16:28Speaker 1: fucking imported the Canadian bro.
- 16:30Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, you podcast, damn.
- 16:33Speaker 5: It, I borrow your later.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Thank you. This guy loves the e.
- 16:37Speaker 2: I I got another question for the white girl. You
- 16:41Speaker 2: what's up?
- 16:43Speaker 5: What do you mean? What's up?
- 16:45Speaker 3: Yeah? Like, is that the question?
- 16:48Speaker 2: He already talked about it, But I want to know
- 16:50Speaker 2: an idiot, and then I want to know your thought
- 16:51Speaker 2: on it. Yesterday, what happened at the inauguration, what.
- 16:56Speaker 3: Elon must did?
- 16:57Speaker 2: Was that a Nazi salute? Yes or no? I want
- 16:59Speaker 2: the white guy to answer.
- 17:00Speaker 5: First, Okay, Honestly, in my humble opinion, I just think
- 17:04Speaker 5: Elon Musk is so awkward, like socially awkward, like, uh,
- 17:08Speaker 5: I don't know if he's not.
- 17:09Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 17:09Speaker 5: I don't know though, if he is or not. I
- 17:11Speaker 5: just you know, okay, I don't know if he has
- 17:13Speaker 5: Aspergers or autism or whatever he has. But I think
- 17:16Speaker 5: I think he's just so. I think he's just so
- 17:19Speaker 5: awkward as an individual and human being that like he
- 17:21Speaker 5: was trying. I don't know if he was just trying
- 17:23Speaker 5: to like pump up or do something, but it just
- 17:24Speaker 5: looked horrible. I just think he's so awkward that he can't.
- 17:28Speaker 5: It just looked bad.
- 17:29Speaker 2: I would agree.
- 17:29Speaker 5: I don't think he desperately tried to use the Nazi symbol.
- 17:33Speaker 2: I would want to look. Look, I don't want to agree,
- 17:35Speaker 2: But when you're the smartest, one of the smartest and
- 17:37Speaker 2: richest people in the world, and you're gonna tell me
- 17:39Speaker 2: you don't know what that is, he's not a guy
- 17:41Speaker 2: from Walmart. If we had a guy from Walmart up
- 17:43Speaker 2: there do that and you said he's awkward, he's on this.
- 17:47Speaker 2: If we had a guy, smartest guy in the world,
- 17:50Speaker 2: you're telling me he didn't because infinity and beyond him.
- 17:54Speaker 5: No, Because if we had a guy from Walmart who
- 17:56Speaker 5: did that, I would think that guy's racist, because there's
- 17:58Speaker 5: a lot of racists that out that Walmart.
- 18:01Speaker 3: Is it just having your arm like that, or isn't
- 18:03Speaker 3: it coming straight from your side? He went from up here, so.
- 18:06Speaker 2: From the heart, so you were gonna go that. Okay, hitty,
- 18:08Speaker 2: what do you think as a nun whin gods?
- 18:10Speaker 3: That racist?
- 18:11Speaker 2: Was that nazi?
- 18:12Speaker 3: Was that just I'm just saying, there's a picture of
- 18:14Speaker 3: every president with their hand up like that, because you
- 18:16Speaker 3: know at one point like that. The way he did
- 18:18Speaker 3: it was a little weird, but it didn't come from
- 18:20Speaker 3: his side. It came from maybe he was saying I
- 18:23Speaker 3: hate Jews from my heart, you know what I mean,
- 18:27Speaker 3: who knows.
- 18:28Speaker 5: Maybe if he had to like hail Trump or something,
- 18:30Speaker 5: then yeah, yeah, I don't know.
- 18:31Speaker 1: It's very awkward, bro, Like it is very he is
- 18:34Speaker 1: an awkward guy. But for him, if maybe if he
- 18:36Speaker 1: just did it once, I would be like, all right,
- 18:38Speaker 1: let him slide. But like the fact that he did
- 18:40Speaker 1: it twice, that ship is like all right, fool, come on.
- 18:43Speaker 3: The fans are asking Bolton to do it, to show
- 18:44Speaker 3: him how he did.
- 18:45Speaker 5: I'm good on that.
- 18:48Speaker 2: He show us how not to do it.
- 18:51Speaker 5: Like is there like a I don't know, maybe he
- 18:53Speaker 5: was trying to do like the good old like remember
- 18:55Speaker 5: the old fist bump type.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Of thing, like you were going to say, the good
- 18:57Speaker 3: old days.
- 18:58Speaker 5: The good old boom boom.
- 18:59Speaker 3: I don't know, do something like this at first.
- 19:02Speaker 5: Like that's what I meant, Like he tried to do
- 19:04Speaker 5: a couple of booms on the chest.
- 19:05Speaker 3: It's just so excited because he's basically president now oh
- 19:08Speaker 3: pretty much.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
- 19:10Speaker 3: It's not just him.
- 19:11Speaker 4: It's like a bunch of other people sharing that position.
- 19:13Speaker 2: I'm a lot I like looking at it.
- 19:15Speaker 3: I'm like.
- 19:17Speaker 1: That Fool's hanging out with rappers, not that fools was
- 19:20Speaker 1: hanging out with Walk of Flakka yesterday.
- 19:22Speaker 5: Jan Yeah.
- 19:23Speaker 1: He was like, thanks for stopping by and walk a
- 19:25Speaker 1: Floka and I was like, I'm mad. Black people cannot
- 19:29Speaker 1: get mad. Bro he supposed including all their heroes.
- 19:32Speaker 3: Wait, walk a flock of still raps. It doesn't matter
- 19:34Speaker 3: what he games. Now he games a game.
- 19:37Speaker 2: They all rapped though, walk a Flaka Like, I don't
- 19:41Speaker 2: know how you just stop rapping.
- 19:43Speaker 5: You gotta do shows, right, you gotta make money somehow.
- 19:45Speaker 5: You gotta do shows. I'm assuming unless unless they got
- 19:50Speaker 5: you know, side business they do.
- 19:51Speaker 1: I think a lot of these rappers, like, for example,
- 19:54Speaker 1: like t Pain, he wasn't going to be able to
- 19:56Speaker 1: do auto tune forever, so he just turned to gaming
- 19:58Speaker 1: and like and when you have it, it's like what
- 20:00Speaker 1: Jamie Kennedy said last night when like, now, it's not
- 20:02Speaker 1: about pulling random numbers, it's about curating to your numbers
- 20:06Speaker 1: and making sure that those people all all individually.
- 20:09Speaker 4: Show up for you. You don't need a million of
- 20:11Speaker 4: them to show out.
- 20:12Speaker 1: You just need enough for you to be able to
- 20:14Speaker 1: get by and give them enough content for them to
- 20:16Speaker 1: be like this is worth it for me to pay.
- 20:18Speaker 3: I mean, And that's what that's really what it's about.
- 20:20Speaker 2: Bro.
- 20:20Speaker 1: It's a lot of people like, yeah, you can be
- 20:22Speaker 1: fortunate enough, like fucking like like like mister bees work,
- 20:27Speaker 1: God damn like you you have all those people that
- 20:29Speaker 1: really give a fuck about you.
- 20:31Speaker 4: But if you have something going on, just curate to
- 20:33Speaker 4: that and.
- 20:34Speaker 2: Say, it's a thousand fans, a thousand people to buy
- 20:36Speaker 2: your T shirt, thousand people to buy your album, thousand
- 20:38Speaker 2: people to buy your ship is all you need to
- 20:40Speaker 2: be Like obviously not baller shit, but just for you
- 20:42Speaker 2: to do what you love.
- 20:44Speaker 3: Thousand people spending one hundred bucks on you. It is
- 20:46Speaker 3: one hundred thousand.
- 20:46Speaker 2: Dollars, that's what I mean. T shirt, a T shirt
- 20:49Speaker 2: thirty bucks, thirty times.
- 20:50Speaker 5: A thousand even just like you put out in a little.
- 20:53Speaker 2: You might have to have a part time jobs.
- 20:54Speaker 5: Even if you just put out a little you put
- 20:56Speaker 5: out like a little comedy album or just music once
- 20:58Speaker 5: a month, you could sell that for ten dollars. Thousand dollars,
- 21:01Speaker 5: that's ten thousand bucks a month. It's like that's pretty
- 21:03Speaker 5: good money.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Yeah, for part time job technically, because I mean you
- 21:07Speaker 2: still have you should still have a full time job
- 21:08Speaker 2: unless you know, yeah, I'm killing it. But if you
- 21:10Speaker 2: can halfway do.
- 21:11Speaker 3: It, yeah, No, straight up, he could just be doing
- 21:14Speaker 3: all that he.
- 21:15Speaker 2: Talked about doing. Hyenas is a small comedy club dog
- 21:19Speaker 2: for did Jamie Kennedy talk about doing Yeah, me and
- 21:21Speaker 2: Sam do Hyenas?
- 21:22Speaker 3: He's yeah, but that's a.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Class that you need. But that's all it was.
- 21:25Speaker 1: But that's a but that's a that's a that's a
- 21:27Speaker 1: fort word stable dog.
- 21:28Speaker 3: That sh it's like forever gonna be Like he was
- 21:31Speaker 3: talking about the most fun he had, No, dude, that's yeah,
- 21:34Speaker 3: that's what I mean.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Saying, because he knew everybody there loved him. It wasn't
- 21:37Speaker 2: just fans about tickets because Jammi Kennedy know and they were.
- 21:40Speaker 2: So I'm saying, like when Sam cells out his three
- 21:42Speaker 2: four hundred. Everybody there knows Sam. Everybody's trying to take
- 21:45Speaker 2: a picture of Sam.
- 21:46Speaker 5: This more personal problem.
- 21:47Speaker 2: It starts to get more personal instead of just doing
- 21:49Speaker 2: a huge stadium when you're kind of like, okay, that's
- 21:51Speaker 2: quite so.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Hey, did anybody buy that Trump coin? Now that she's
- 21:55Speaker 1: gonna go up? You know, Elon, I'm gonna put some
- 21:57Speaker 1: shit behind it.
- 21:58Speaker 3: I heard his wife made a coit it that everybody
- 22:00Speaker 3: took their buddy out of Trump's co went right to
- 22:02Speaker 3: her coin.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Alina's you know Malina. She made a coin the next day,
- 22:06Speaker 2: looking so classy bro with the hat black home black.
- 22:09Speaker 3: That was a fucking She looked like that, you know
- 22:12Speaker 3: that what's that bird guy who wears the those detective
- 22:17Speaker 3: bird guys or whatever, the five versus spy That's what
- 22:20Speaker 3: she looked like.
- 22:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd risk.
- 22:25Speaker 3: For her, but she's gonna get deported too. She the
- 22:28Speaker 3: president's wife. I'm out there hanging out with poor now.
- 22:35Speaker 3: She's the hottest first lady.
- 22:37Speaker 2: Care are you that one dog?
- 22:39Speaker 1: You can't even get She is the hottest first lady though,
- 22:43Speaker 1: like Hillary Clinton.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Jack Kenny was pretty, She's hot.
- 22:46Speaker 5: Yeah, she's cute for the day, probably if Jackie Kennedy
- 22:50Speaker 5: was in today's time, would she be as hot?
- 22:52Speaker 1: No, put up a picture of her so we could
- 22:54Speaker 1: see the hottest picture of her. Better not be like
- 22:57Speaker 1: a I A I portal one.
- 22:58Speaker 5: But like when I see Trump and Milan, though, to me,
- 23:00Speaker 5: that's a that's a business relationship. They don't give a
- 23:03Speaker 5: fuck about each other.
- 23:04Speaker 2: But do you think Michelle and Michael Horr are in love?
- 23:07Speaker 5: Michelle and Barrock?
- 23:08Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, Barack and Big Mike, Yeah you think they're.
- 23:12Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, no, I bet they are. They've been
- 23:13Speaker 5: together since what.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Dude, she wasn't at the inauguration and they're saying they're
- 23:18Speaker 2: going through.
- 23:18Speaker 3: A divorce now.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Or she hates Trump one or the other. Either she's
- 23:21Speaker 2: she let Obama watch.
- 23:22Speaker 3: She's gonna run.
- 23:22Speaker 5: She had I thought she had a speech to give
- 23:24Speaker 5: that day.
- 23:24Speaker 3: She's gonna run.
- 23:26Speaker 2: She ain't nothing more important than the president auguration. Like
- 23:28Speaker 2: she literally let know she's gonna run for.
- 23:30Speaker 1: President though, right, she don't want to run for president,
- 23:32Speaker 1: but there's a she's gonna run for president.
- 23:34Speaker 2: You don't. She personally said, I don't want to run
- 23:36Speaker 2: for president because everyone kind of loves her.
- 23:38Speaker 3: Once you run, they'll hate you.
- 23:40Speaker 2: They hate you, so there's no reason for her. She
- 23:42Speaker 2: saw what happened to her fucking man when he ran.
- 23:45Speaker 2: Why would she run? And then guess what then you
- 23:48Speaker 2: end up like Hillary a loser.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a loser, big Mike would be.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Hillary was the only one who knew the fucking the
- 23:54Speaker 1: the star Spangled banner and she lost straight up thirty inauguration.
- 23:58Speaker 1: I was looking when they're saying the stars bango banter.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Hillary was the only one who knew that ship word
- 24:03Speaker 1: for word.
- 24:03Speaker 3: She looks like she was like in school. She was
- 24:05Speaker 3: the worst, you know what I mean? Yeah, it all
- 24:10Speaker 3: no homework this weekend.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Yeah yeah right, we're about to leave right.
- 24:15Speaker 2: Yeah, hated that.
- 24:17Speaker 3: Yeah she's the worst.
- 24:18Speaker 1: But she was the only one who knew the star
- 24:20Speaker 1: Spangled batter dog like like Bill, Bill was like, she.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Didn't even know what to say. Was George Was George
- 24:26Speaker 3: Bush there? I didn't see him.
- 24:28Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all there. They all have to be there.
- 24:29Speaker 2: If you're an old president, you have to be there,
- 24:31Speaker 2: like as a respect even if you don't like what
- 24:33Speaker 2: did you like?
- 24:33Speaker 3: I mean, man kicking it with the president is pretty
- 24:36Speaker 3: badass dog.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Because of her husband, let's be for real, who because
- 24:41Speaker 2: of bills? Because of Bill Hillary.
- 24:43Speaker 3: Yeah, she's had some government jobs.
- 24:45Speaker 1: Hell no, she's made her She owns a lot of
- 24:47Speaker 1: company money walk money wise.
- 24:49Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the killer, but she was losing. She lost
- 24:52Speaker 2: her biggest she lost her biggest fight where she lost
- 24:54Speaker 2: to Trump. But she considers the loser and she got
- 24:56Speaker 2: cheated on and she stayed with the fool loser as
- 24:59Speaker 2: a female, she a loser.
- 25:01Speaker 3: Yeah, you got Big Mike over Hillary, Big Michae over Hillary.
- 25:05Speaker 2: That's a hard one.
- 25:06Speaker 3: Dog. You have to choose one.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Big Mic here is evil dog.
- 25:10Speaker 3: You have to smash one people, human beings. You have
- 25:12Speaker 3: to smash one Big Mic or Hillary.
- 25:15Speaker 2: I can't fuck the devil Big Mike.
- 25:17Speaker 1: You're gonna know your game, Hillary, You know how I
- 25:21Speaker 1: know your game?
- 25:22Speaker 2: And she laughed.
- 25:23Speaker 3: He just said you Big Mic No one. We're just
- 25:28Speaker 3: gonna clip that audio of actually saying he'll fuck Big Mike.
- 25:32Speaker 2: But uh nah, bro, she's fucking dude. And then there's
- 25:36Speaker 2: something my dad and my uncles and everybody was saying,
- 25:38Speaker 2: this's kind of fucking yeah, it's kind of funny and
- 25:40Speaker 2: fucked up. He's like, I'm just said on Massa, you
- 25:44Speaker 2: can cheat on them, you can hit on them, and
- 25:46Speaker 2: they will stay these chicks.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Now you're not supposed to do those things, and you're out.
- 25:50Speaker 2: That's what my dad was saying. He's like back then,
- 25:51Speaker 2: and as one thought what I was like, you can
- 25:53Speaker 2: nearly like do your dirt and just say I love you,
- 25:56Speaker 2: buy a couple of flowers, and you're in the game.
- 25:57Speaker 3: But how is that fair? You wouldn't like it. I'm
- 25:59Speaker 3: not that fair.
- 26:00Speaker 2: But that's just saying, which is a statement, which I
- 26:02Speaker 2: do agree. Now, any little red flag or anything.
- 26:05Speaker 1: Would okay, I got DMX, would you fought?
- 26:09Speaker 4: Would you Would you like it if a girl did
- 26:10Speaker 4: those things to you?
- 26:11Speaker 2: Though?
- 26:12Speaker 4: Would you like it if a woman did those things
- 26:14Speaker 4: to you.
- 26:15Speaker 2: I'm not saying that they should have done. All I'm
- 26:16Speaker 2: saying is a statement is true. They used to just
- 26:19Speaker 2: fucking take it more like it used to be. They
- 26:22Speaker 2: loved you more. They loved you more. Say that again
- 26:25Speaker 2: the things and.
- 26:29Speaker 1: If as this is why you're not going to get
- 26:32Speaker 1: papers dog, they should have to take any abuse.
- 26:36Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not telling you. I'm not.
- 26:37Speaker 5: I'm not agreed that to some chick's father.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I just should I say that they should be
- 26:43Speaker 2: a one. Not once am I saying that you should
- 26:45Speaker 2: do all I'm saying? There was There was a there was.
- 26:50Speaker 2: I was just showing when my parents, when my dad
- 26:51Speaker 2: and uncles, and they were like, I'm done.
- 26:55Speaker 4: What do you mean but they say that they can't
- 26:56Speaker 4: hit their wife.
- 26:57Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
- 26:58Speaker 2: But I was like, you can't and even raise your
- 27:00Speaker 2: hand because they'll leave that stuff. And I'm just like, damn,
- 27:04Speaker 2: that's crazy to think that.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Should have been like, you shouldn't be hitting my mom dad,
- 27:08Speaker 1: like with the with you, dude, like that's the appropriate
- 27:11Speaker 1: thing to say. Now I want to stay card and
- 27:12Speaker 1: feel like, hold on, you were hitting my mom, dude,
- 27:15Speaker 1: I would have been mad.
- 27:17Speaker 2: I never hit my mom. That was just literally I
- 27:19Speaker 2: don't understand how you guys are that. I'm agreeing with it.
- 27:21Speaker 2: It was just a very true statement, like back then, dude,
- 27:24Speaker 2: hold your cheat all the time.
- 27:25Speaker 3: Women are not as oppressed as they were. Change.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's why things change, is exactly what he said,
- 27:31Speaker 1: women stop being oppressed.
- 27:32Speaker 3: You just if this podcast happened back in the day,
- 27:35Speaker 3: Browsie wouldn't be allowed to drop this money on The
- 27:37Speaker 3: Super Straight Up, even if she wanted to help.
- 27:41Speaker 2: That's like Hillary shouldn't have stayed with my with Bill.
- 27:46Speaker 3: Hillary stayed with Bill.
- 27:47Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to say. She knew she got
- 27:48Speaker 2: cheated by mom and uncle Lewinsky, the whole, but they
- 27:50Speaker 2: got connected.
- 27:54Speaker 3: She knew she was going to run for president. Like
- 27:57Speaker 3: Hillary's left, she was playing the long game, but she
- 28:00Speaker 3: she was gonna try to run for president.
- 28:01Speaker 5: If you're the first lady, though, that turns into a
- 28:03Speaker 5: business relationship, like you gotta you just gotta stick together,
- 28:06Speaker 5: so it just doesn't look like you guys are crumbling,
- 28:08Speaker 5: and then it looks like, oh, the president, the president
- 28:11Speaker 5: can't even keep his relationships.
- 28:13Speaker 3: Don't You don't split up, you just see up in
- 28:15Speaker 3: separate rooms. After that, she'd be the first, the first
- 28:18Speaker 3: a lady.
- 28:19Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying different times. I'm sure right now,
- 28:22Speaker 2: if Trump got got caught cheating on Malina, whatever, we
- 28:25Speaker 2: wouldn't just act like it didn't hapen.
- 28:27Speaker 3: They'll still stay together.
- 28:28Speaker 2: So they wouldn't they'd have to be a divorce.
- 28:30Speaker 3: You have the polist, They'll still they'll stay together.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Hillary Literally, if Trump cheated on Melina, they would still
- 28:37Speaker 1: stay together, dog, and she would forgive him and they
- 28:40Speaker 1: would come out holding hands and it would be.
- 28:45Speaker 5: And also too those like was.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Out though everybody knew president's presidents have been cheating for
- 28:51Speaker 1: the longest.
- 28:52Speaker 4: What about Kennedy, They didn't stop loving him.
- 28:54Speaker 3: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Yeah, dog like Hillary is not the only one who
- 28:58Speaker 1: just stayed. Dog like you go like.
- 29:00Speaker 2: If Obama cheated on Michelle, that they would Michelle would
- 29:03Speaker 2: have to break up with the homie.
- 29:04Speaker 3: But he would probably cheat on her with like a rapper.
- 29:09Speaker 3: I don't like.
- 29:12Speaker 1: All I'm saying, dog is that, Yeah, people presidents have
- 29:15Speaker 1: been cheating for the longest, and that's not the first
- 29:17Speaker 1: and it's not gonna probably be the last scandal. And
- 29:19Speaker 1: they have to stay together from a business point of view,
- 29:21Speaker 1: because you're, yeah, you're running ship at that point, Dog,
- 29:24Speaker 1: like you're running ship.
- 29:25Speaker 4: You just sleep in separate rooms after that happened.
- 29:28Speaker 5: Because Americans are thinking, Yo, he can't even keep his
- 29:30Speaker 5: relationship together, how can he keep the country together?
- 29:33Speaker 3: Exactly, Dog, you can't. You can't make you can't.
- 29:37Speaker 1: You can't make those decisions based on emotions when you
- 29:39Speaker 1: got that much on the line.
- 29:40Speaker 3: That's why they'll never be a single president.
- 29:44Speaker 2: Matgine.
- 29:44Speaker 4: Somebody like you was like I wanted to last night.
- 29:46Speaker 4: That fool gets her pies?
- 29:49Speaker 3: Is married?
- 29:51Speaker 2: I know it's a dictator, has a whole different country,
- 29:53Speaker 2: But is he married? Does he got a lady?
- 29:55Speaker 5: I thought he's I think I thought he's divorced. But
- 29:57Speaker 5: he has like a younger woman right now. I believe
- 30:00Speaker 5: I could be wrong, but you'd have to look this up.
- 30:02Speaker 5: I usually keep up to date with this stuff. Try
- 30:04Speaker 5: to you.
- 30:04Speaker 1: That's why like all the fools that I like that
- 30:06Speaker 1: they're so emotionally unstable, dog, because they don't have no
- 30:09Speaker 1: stability in the and to run a country like that
- 30:11Speaker 1: when you're a single president, dog, if you don't have
- 30:14Speaker 1: somebody to fucking be like, hey, bro, whether that's your
- 30:16Speaker 1: other half or whatever it is, If you don't have
- 30:18Speaker 1: somebody to calm your ass down, bro, or something like that,
- 30:21Speaker 1: shit could go out of proportion real quick. And that's
- 30:23Speaker 1: how you look at Kim John Rum. His girlfriend breaks
- 30:25Speaker 1: up with him. Time to kill a bunch of poor people. Yeah,
- 30:28Speaker 1: it's like, who, like, I'm gonna take it out of
- 30:30Speaker 1: all these poor people.
- 30:31Speaker 4: Let's go knocking door on door, See who's not crying?
- 30:33Speaker 3: Not crying?
- 30:34Speaker 1: Bam, I just got dumped. You can't have that kind
- 30:36Speaker 1: of emotional and stability running a country. Any other man
- 30:40Speaker 1: free will, but running the country can't have.
- 30:43Speaker 3: That dog No. I think Kim johng has like prostitutes
- 30:46Speaker 3: all up in the world in his white house.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Oh yeah, whatever, But that's but but but what I'm
- 30:51Speaker 1: saying is that that's not to stop whatever. Let's just
- 30:53Speaker 1: say he has he feels emotional unstable because he's having
- 30:56Speaker 1: girl problems or whatever it is, whatever that case may be.
- 30:59Speaker 1: He's still there's there's no holding him back now. It's
- 31:02Speaker 1: not a good look, whether it was single or not.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Just like and then a country like that is based
- 31:06Speaker 1: on Christian principles, because this is what a country like
- 31:08Speaker 1: this is based out of.
- 31:09Speaker 4: You always have to be men and women. Like that's
- 31:13Speaker 4: just the way it is.
- 31:13Speaker 1: And I don't know how long it's gonna be or
- 31:15Speaker 1: if that's ever going to change.
- 31:16Speaker 5: I was gonna say to you guys, probably understand with
- 31:18Speaker 5: like older relatives and everything, people that are in relationships
- 31:21Speaker 5: for like thirty forty years, it's like someone cheats on them.
- 31:25Speaker 5: They're just not gonna break up with somebody right away.
- 31:27Speaker 5: It's like, oh, man, I went through all this fucking
- 31:29Speaker 5: work for thirty forty years and then I got to
- 31:31Speaker 5: go get remarried and all it's it's just a bunch
- 31:33Speaker 5: of bullshit. They don't want to go through, so they'd
- 31:36Speaker 5: rather just stick it out, stay with each other, figure
- 31:39Speaker 5: it out. I guess even if they have to sleep
- 31:40Speaker 5: in separate bedrooms, wish they could.
- 31:43Speaker 2: Well.
- 31:44Speaker 5: A lot of I will even say my parents they
- 31:46Speaker 5: ended up doing that in like the last like ten
- 31:48Speaker 5: years of their relationship. Like they slept in separate bedrooms
- 31:50Speaker 5: because my dad snored so fucking loud, and my mom
- 31:53Speaker 5: was like, I get way better sleep. They just got
- 31:55Speaker 5: better sleep and they had a better relationship because I.
- 31:57Speaker 1: Was gonna say that a lot of old people dog
- 31:58Speaker 1: like my grandparents, they're still together and they love each
- 32:01Speaker 1: other bro like still.
- 32:02Speaker 3: But like they don't sleep in the same bed room.
- 32:03Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure it's probably because my grandpa likes
- 32:06Speaker 1: to sleep longer or whatever the fuck it is. But
- 32:08Speaker 1: they's literally sleeping different and like like he sleeps in
- 32:11Speaker 1: the other bedroom or sometimes you.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Know, I think after you get to a certain age,
- 32:15Speaker 3: you're just like, fuck it, I just want to sleep good.
- 32:17Speaker 2: Trump pick yesterday though, right or this week.
- 32:20Speaker 5: Probably not his wife though, well Monday, right, he's hit right.
- 32:24Speaker 2: And the white they had sexual relations they had, right him, and.
- 32:27Speaker 1: He probably he probably he was like he probably was
- 32:30Speaker 1: like this is for all the fucking Joe Biden didn't
- 32:32Speaker 1: do in here.
- 32:32Speaker 3: He just has to catch up.
- 32:33Speaker 1: He fuck yeah, because you know Joe Biden.
- 32:37Speaker 3: Wasn't getting no pussy up in there. Bro, Like he
- 32:40Speaker 3: was the first, too old, bro. He fell off the stairs.
- 32:42Speaker 1: He fell off the bike by actor gives you like
- 32:45Speaker 1: forty minutes tops, bro.
- 32:47Speaker 3: Like Trump probably just does that little dance while he
- 32:49Speaker 3: waits and waits for his boner to start.
- 32:54Speaker 2: He comes here.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Megan said, you just don't give a fuck after twenty years.
- 33:02Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't. I don't feel like
- 33:04Speaker 1: it's like that. I don't feel like it's like that
- 33:06Speaker 1: for everybody, because there's some people like you look at
- 33:08Speaker 1: like I don't know, I look at like my lady's parents.
- 33:10Speaker 1: They're old and retired already, and they they're still together. Like, yeah,
- 33:13Speaker 1: they have their separate activities, like my father in law
- 33:16Speaker 1: goes hiking a lot. You know, his wife hangs out
- 33:19Speaker 1: with her friends and all that shit, but it's still
- 33:20Speaker 1: a healthy relationship. I just I just feel it's just
- 33:24Speaker 1: like it's like there's that joke Fluffy said where.
- 33:27Speaker 4: He mentioned he was just like, look's like, after like fucking.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Forty years, we've had every conversation there needs to be had.
- 33:33Speaker 3: He's like, all we want to do is to see
- 33:35Speaker 3: here bro and two.
- 33:36Speaker 5: I think they just know each other's boundaries. Like they're
- 33:39Speaker 5: just like, you know, we don't need to hang around
- 33:40Speaker 5: each other twenty four to seven. It's healthier for us
- 33:42Speaker 5: to get away from each other.
- 33:43Speaker 3: A little bit. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. You know,
- 33:47Speaker 3: you can't be around someone twenty four to seven, that's key,
- 33:50Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's that bitch. I mean, I don't have
- 33:52Speaker 3: to do that, but spend spend some time apart.
- 33:56Speaker 2: But you guys first love him and love them and
- 33:58Speaker 2: then all over.
- 33:59Speaker 5: I feel like that's kind of me with like social
- 34:01Speaker 5: media nowadays, Like the older I get, the less the
- 34:04Speaker 5: less I actually like look at social media, or the
- 34:06Speaker 5: less I hate it. It's like, uh, like if I'm
- 34:09Speaker 5: not talking to somebody in real life, like I don't
- 34:11Speaker 5: want to sit there just talking to somebody on social
- 34:13Speaker 5: media for like an hour texting the whole entire time.
- 34:16Speaker 2: You should be texting, like making plans.
- 34:19Speaker 5: No, I'm just talking about anybody in general. Like I
- 34:21Speaker 5: can't be having conversations with somebody through a phone, like
- 34:24Speaker 5: just texting for like an hour or something like that,
- 34:26Speaker 5: or just being on social media dming people for like
- 34:29Speaker 5: a long time, like I have to be I have
- 34:30Speaker 5: to like actually talk to you in person, like just
- 34:33Speaker 5: sitting there on the phone texting the whole entire time,
- 34:35Speaker 5: like it's almost meaningless to me.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Straight up, and and and it's not and and though
- 34:41Speaker 1: don't mind examers, stupid ass toxic common shout out to
- 34:44Speaker 1: all the people that I've been together for a long
- 34:45Speaker 1: time and they have parents that have been together for
- 34:47Speaker 1: a long time.
- 34:48Speaker 4: That shit is not easy to do.
- 34:49Speaker 1: But if you're, if you're, if you you know people
- 34:51Speaker 1: that are taking a strong congratulations to you. Though, Yeah,
- 34:55Speaker 1: even if you got to go to therapy, whatever it is,
- 34:57Speaker 1: working out, it's worth it to you.
- 34:58Speaker 3: It's worth it to you. You know what I'm saying.
- 35:01Speaker 2: You guys would do fucking couples therapy. Y'all would get
- 35:03Speaker 2: convinced to do that.
- 35:05Speaker 3: I would bro Like if I had a drug problem
- 35:07Speaker 3: or something like that.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, a couple of therapy.
- 35:09Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, like people go.
- 35:11Speaker 1: People go when like somebody's like he keeps hiding doing
- 35:13Speaker 1: drugs for me or something like.
- 35:14Speaker 2: That, you and your lady are having problems and y'all
- 35:16Speaker 2: kind of just don't want to end it. So y'all
- 35:17Speaker 2: she hits you with the let's go to couples therapy,
- 35:20Speaker 2: I don't need. Most likely he or she gonna side
- 35:23Speaker 2: with you.
- 35:23Speaker 1: I think I would just go to start off with that.
- 35:26Speaker 1: They're they're not they're not supposed to be biased like that.
- 35:29Speaker 3: Yeah, but like that's not gotta go early, find the guy,
- 35:33Speaker 3: pay him off, tell him to just side with you.
- 35:36Speaker 1: I think the appropriate thing is I would just say,
- 35:37Speaker 1: go to separate therapy each I would agree to that
- 35:40Speaker 1: more like it's just like or I would just be like, look,
- 35:42Speaker 1: I don't want to be in the same room where
- 35:43Speaker 1: I got to talk to you, So it's just like
- 35:45Speaker 1: like it's be like let me see, like, let me
- 35:46Speaker 1: work out explain somebody what the fuck I think the
- 35:48Speaker 1: problem is and see how I should go about it
- 35:50Speaker 1: and see.
- 35:50Speaker 3: If that works.
- 35:51Speaker 5: Same therapists though therapy. It could be like my well,
- 35:54Speaker 5: my therapist said this, and yeah, that's.
- 35:57Speaker 3: Like that would probably be ideal.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Be like, look, man, I don't want to be there
- 36:00Speaker 1: with you and be like this is what I'm gonna
- 36:02Speaker 1: say the same therapist, But I don't want to, you know,
- 36:04Speaker 1: because it's like that's like when you have to speak
- 36:06Speaker 1: about problems like that, bro like that.
- 36:08Speaker 4: Or any problems in general, that sh it's uncomfortable.
- 36:10Speaker 3: Bro Like.
- 36:11Speaker 1: It's like it's like whenever you get caught doing something bad,
- 36:14Speaker 1: it's like the most uncomfortable fucking shit bro. Like, it's
- 36:16Speaker 1: just like, fuck, dude, I don't ever want to relive
- 36:18Speaker 1: that shit no more. And then that shit that's the
- 36:20Speaker 1: reason you learn to not fuck around and do some
- 36:22Speaker 1: dumb shit again. So it's just like like anything like that,
- 36:26Speaker 1: you know that, Like, fuck, you're in the interrogation room.
- 36:28Speaker 3: That shit is just it's.
- 36:30Speaker 1: You're gonna cry, you're gonna feel emotions, you're gonna feel angry,
- 36:33Speaker 1: you're gonna feel all this shit and you don't even
- 36:34Speaker 1: know what it's gonna be, but you're gonna have to
- 36:36Speaker 1: get through.
- 36:37Speaker 5: You ever been at therapy with uh, Honestly, you know,
- 36:40Speaker 5: I haven't to be honest with.
- 36:41Speaker 3: You, it sounds like you had a good childhood.
- 36:44Speaker 5: No, I had a I can't complain about growing up.
- 36:46Speaker 5: I had a great childhood. Yeah, was like literally no complaints. Uh,
- 36:50Speaker 5: both my parents had well. My mom was a high
- 36:53Speaker 5: school counselor. My dad was a grain merchandiser. So he
- 36:56Speaker 5: actually had like a really big.
- 36:57Speaker 4: Jobs in shit like to make beerau No.
- 37:00Speaker 5: A grain merchandiser, so he worked in are. He worked
- 37:03Speaker 5: in agriculture business. Like my dad grew up on a
- 37:06Speaker 5: farm and everything. Most my family and my dad's side
- 37:08Speaker 5: are actual farmers in South Dakota, but my dad did
- 37:11Speaker 5: the business side of it, and so he would be
- 37:13Speaker 5: He worked for a U. He worked for this place
- 37:15Speaker 5: called harvest Land Cooperative like a farmer's cooperative, and he
- 37:18Speaker 5: would buy and sell like corn, oah, soybeans, all this
- 37:22Speaker 5: type of grain. He would buy and sell and do trades.
- 37:25Speaker 5: But he would sell it to like different countries. He
- 37:27Speaker 5: would do big trade deals to like Mexico, Japan, Europe, China,
- 37:31Speaker 5: like all that type of stuff. So he had like
- 37:33Speaker 5: a really good job. So like me growing up, I
- 37:35Speaker 5: had no complaints growing up, Like I just had a good,
- 37:38Speaker 5: normal Midwestern childhood life.
- 37:40Speaker 3: Damn that sounds pretty fucking awesome nice.
- 37:42Speaker 5: Like yeah, literally, like I can't complain. Like when I
- 37:46Speaker 5: hear people like around me back home and everything bitch
- 37:48Speaker 5: and Moana just about like politics and stuff like that,
- 37:50Speaker 5: I'm like, what the fuck are you complaining about? Like
- 37:52Speaker 5: you have a great life, Like yeah, like literally I
- 37:55Speaker 5: can't complain about growing up or life or anything like that.
- 37:59Speaker 1: I mean, at what did you, like, did you want
- 38:01Speaker 1: to like move out here? Like, oh, what made you
- 38:03Speaker 1: move out here?
- 38:04Speaker 5: I've always wanted to like kind of live out here.
- 38:06Speaker 5: But uh it was.
- 38:07Speaker 4: Like, isn't it very conservative where you're from?
- 38:09Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, where I grew up, it's very conservative,
- 38:12Speaker 5: but like.
- 38:12Speaker 3: Uh maga hats everywhere?
- 38:14Speaker 5: Uh yeah, you could probably say that, Oh yeah, yeah,
- 38:16Speaker 5: I would say probably eight Well, in the small towns,
- 38:19Speaker 5: I would say like eighty percent of the people are
- 38:21Speaker 5: like Trump supporters are very conservative. But like my parents,
- 38:25Speaker 5: they like they lived out in Phoenix, Arizona for a while.
- 38:27Speaker 5: My dad grew up in or My dad, uh lived
- 38:29Speaker 5: out in Oregon for a while. He started like a
- 38:31Speaker 5: little commodity business before he moved back home and everything.
- 38:34Speaker 5: Uh so, like they always traveled, so like my parents
- 38:36Speaker 5: were very like middle grounded. They weren't like liberal or conservative,
- 38:41Speaker 5: but like why I wanted to move out here. Like
- 38:42Speaker 5: when I turned twenty one, Like my dad passed away
- 38:45Speaker 5: like a month after that, and I was like, you
- 38:47Speaker 5: know what when you were young? Yeah yeah, And then
- 38:49Speaker 5: like within that year too, I lost my grandmother and
- 38:52Speaker 5: my uncle as well. God, and that all happened within
- 38:55Speaker 5: like a year. And I always wanted to like live
- 38:57Speaker 5: out in California, and so I just like had some
- 38:59Speaker 5: cash saved up and ended up just moving to Long Beach,
- 39:02Speaker 5: transferred all my credits to cal State Long Beach and
- 39:04Speaker 5: went to school out there and finished it up and
- 39:06Speaker 5: ended up working over here. So that after like all
- 39:09Speaker 5: that loss, I mean, you know yeah, literally, after all
- 39:11Speaker 5: that loss, like I kind of you could say I
- 39:14Speaker 5: probably I kind of like lost a little bit of myself,
- 39:17Speaker 5: like uh, like I wasn't like depressed or I wasn't
- 39:20Speaker 5: depressed or anything like that. I just wanted to like
- 39:22Speaker 5: get away from.
- 39:22Speaker 3: It, ithing you know. Yeah.
- 39:25Speaker 5: Like so part of my thing was like, yo, just
- 39:27Speaker 5: you can always move back if you want to, just
- 39:29Speaker 5: pick up, go live out in California, finish school up,
- 39:32Speaker 5: go get a job, start working and uh, you can
- 39:35Speaker 5: always move back if you want to. But no, literally,
- 39:37Speaker 5: like if my dad never passed away, I don't know
- 39:38Speaker 5: if I'd ever move out here or not. To be
- 39:40Speaker 5: honest with you, like that.
- 39:42Speaker 2: You went from Minnesota to Long Beach.
- 39:44Speaker 5: No, I I literally went from a town of two
- 39:47Speaker 5: thousand people to a city of half a million gangsters. Yeah, tigger,
- 39:52Speaker 5: Like I always always think about it growing up and everything,
- 39:55Speaker 5: like if I told my dad, Like when I told
- 39:56Speaker 5: my mom, like, Yo, I want to I'm gonna move
- 39:58Speaker 5: to California, blah blah blah, like she was totally down
- 40:00Speaker 5: and cool for it. Like I always think about my dad,
- 40:02Speaker 5: Like if I told my dad, like, yo, I want
- 40:04Speaker 5: to move to California, like part of me would be
- 40:06Speaker 5: like his reaction would be like what the fuck you
- 40:08Speaker 5: want to move out there for? Like, yeah, I don't know,
- 40:10Speaker 5: so was it what?
- 40:12Speaker 1: So your family was also, well the important part of
- 40:15Speaker 1: your mom you know.
- 40:15Speaker 3: Oh yeah they were very supportive.
- 40:17Speaker 5: Yeah, they were all very supportive of me that, Like,
- 40:20Speaker 5: but like.
- 40:20Speaker 1: How long did you spend before you get before you
- 40:22Speaker 1: you ended up working here?
- 40:23Speaker 3: Like how much time did you spend in school?
- 40:26Speaker 5: So I moved out here in twenty fifteen, and then
- 40:30Speaker 5: in twenty I didn't graduate though, Like I moved out
- 40:33Speaker 5: here in twenty fifteen, I started working like at Island's restaurant,
- 40:37Speaker 5: like within like three weeks of moving out here. And
- 40:39Speaker 5: then I didn't graduate school at cal State Long Beach
- 40:42Speaker 5: until like twenty twenty. I didn't get in there till
- 40:44Speaker 5: like twenty seventeen. Damn, I didn't get into cal State
- 40:49Speaker 5: till like twenty seventeen. So I just took a little bit. Uh.
- 40:52Speaker 5: But I didn't start working here till like twenty seventeen,
- 40:54Speaker 5: twenty eighteen when I started on Zulu Trib Radio.
- 40:58Speaker 3: So I moved.
- 40:58Speaker 5: I moved right next door to it DJ on Zulu
- 41:00Speaker 5: Tribe Radio. So did you live next door to DJ?
- 41:03Speaker 5: People mover him and his family.
- 41:06Speaker 4: And he just and and he told you about Yeah, he.
- 41:08Speaker 5: Knew I was going to school for like broadcasting and journalism,
- 41:11Speaker 5: and he was just like, yo, man, you should stop
- 41:12Speaker 5: by your studio sometime. We do like we broadcast and
- 41:15Speaker 5: everything like that.
- 41:16Speaker 1: And I just stopped over because he used to run
- 41:18Speaker 1: the campus radio, right.
- 41:20Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to do the I had my own
- 41:21Speaker 5: radio show at cal State Long Beach called High tides.
- 41:24Speaker 2: See I have my own show at Mike Middle Community College.
- 41:27Speaker 3: Nice Ilegal times full. It was we had a jazz station,
- 41:31Speaker 3: so it was people listen because I used to go
- 41:33Speaker 3: to colleges to promote our shows on the radio station.
- 41:36Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like I did O Sea Rock Radio
- 41:40Speaker 2: and then you were just going there and be like hey,
- 41:41Speaker 2: uh at that time, I would just say my real name,
- 41:45Speaker 2: you're listening to O Sea Rock Radio. That was blink
- 41:47Speaker 2: on eighty two by whatever. And now you would read
- 41:50Speaker 2: it out and then you'd play the song and they'd
- 41:51Speaker 2: want you to catch it right before the lyrics started,
- 41:54Speaker 2: like it was like a timing thing. Like it was
- 41:56Speaker 2: the reason why we had to see like a student.
- 41:59Speaker 2: And then you can do whatever you want. You literally
- 42:00Speaker 2: say whatever I want to play whatever you want, because
- 42:01Speaker 2: it wasn't like there's no money behind it, so there
- 42:04Speaker 2: was no commercials, no batterides. But it's just for fun.
- 42:07Speaker 2: And then you would record it and then you were
- 42:09Speaker 2: supposed to turn that in into radio stations as in
- 42:11Speaker 2: like yo, check out my demo, my demo, But it
- 42:14Speaker 2: was for you to get like the timing ride on
- 42:16Speaker 2: the songs and the music. Yeah, I was tight.
- 42:19Speaker 5: Wait what year was that that you did that?
- 42:21Speaker 2: Probably like thirteen, but okay, saddleback coming to college.
- 42:25Speaker 5: Okay.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:26Speaker 5: So like when I started, though, they kind of like
- 42:28Speaker 5: put away the whole radio format and kind of turned
- 42:31Speaker 5: into more like podcasting format a little bit, like we
- 42:33Speaker 5: didn't really have to do that, Hey, we're listening to
- 42:35Speaker 5: this song this, so we didn't really have to do
- 42:37Speaker 5: like shout outs or introductions of titles of songs or
- 42:39Speaker 5: artists or anything like that. I would just play play
- 42:43Speaker 5: music for like five ten minutes and just talk about
- 42:45Speaker 5: current events, and if I ever had a guest in,
- 42:47Speaker 5: I would just interview them. And then I had my
- 42:49Speaker 5: radio show there for like a couple of years. So
- 42:51Speaker 5: they start having like a bunch of students come in
- 42:53Speaker 5: and I would train students on how to use like
- 42:55Speaker 5: the radio board or how to talk and everything like that.
- 42:58Speaker 5: So no, it was really good going to calcaate on.
- 43:00Speaker 2: Which can we get your radio voice? Uh, it's like, oh,
- 43:03Speaker 2: Sea Rock.
- 43:03Speaker 3: Radio, I'm in the morning. Yeah, I don't know.
- 43:09Speaker 2: If he did, I would do it. I'd be like,
- 43:10Speaker 2: it's oh Sea Rock Radio, it's actually in the spot.
- 43:13Speaker 3: And then you're just not beyond it. You're like anybody
- 43:16Speaker 3: out there radio. I will be at the waterfound every
- 43:20Speaker 3: day at noon if anybody's listening.
- 43:22Speaker 5: But I will say the thing at Kelsate Long Beach,
- 43:24Speaker 5: it was kind of nerve wracking. It was kind of
- 43:27Speaker 5: nerve wracking though, because you're you're in the basement of
- 43:29Speaker 5: the student union and it's all glass windows around here.
- 43:32Speaker 5: Everybody can see so everybody in the union can see
- 43:35Speaker 5: you broadcasting, and they're playing your broadcast throughout the whole campus,
- 43:39Speaker 5: so people are just watching you while you're just sitting
- 43:41Speaker 5: there by yourself talking on the radio. So like your
- 43:44Speaker 5: first like ten times, it's kind of nerve wracking because
- 43:46Speaker 5: it's like, why the fuck is everyone watching me?
- 43:49Speaker 2: Like, okay a whole room like I could by myself.
- 43:53Speaker 1: No, I'm so sad that I never did anything like
- 43:55Speaker 1: that when I went to college, Like I just ended
- 43:57Speaker 1: up taking communications like and stuff like that about public
- 44:01Speaker 1: speaking because I thought I was going to go into
- 44:03Speaker 1: sales and shit like that. But I mean it still
- 44:05Speaker 1: helped me out with communications, but I wish I would
- 44:07Speaker 1: have got more hands on with actual broadcasting and stuff
- 44:09Speaker 1: like that, because cal State Northbridge has a great a
- 44:12Speaker 1: great program for that. But at that time, I didn't
- 44:15Speaker 1: think about doing any of this shit. I never had
- 44:18Speaker 1: given not one thought of starting my own podcast.
- 44:21Speaker 3: When I dropped out of university, I did nothing for
- 44:23Speaker 3: a year, and then I went to college for television broadcasting.
- 44:26Speaker 3: That's what I graduated in. And then I learned how
- 44:28Speaker 3: to edit do all that TV shit, and now I
- 44:30Speaker 3: don't do any of it. I edit now, but use it.
- 44:33Speaker 5: But you kind of use your skill though over here
- 44:35Speaker 5: I gain. Yeah, instead of using TV, you're podcasting and
- 44:38Speaker 5: you do comedy, right, Yeah, yeah, you took that skill
- 44:41Speaker 5: and you kind of use it for comedy and editing
- 44:43Speaker 5: and all that type of stuff.
- 44:44Speaker 3: Yeah. I just, I just I could have done it
- 44:47Speaker 3: all on YouTube in a couple of weeks I took
- 44:52Speaker 3: would have been in dick Borough.
- 44:54Speaker 2: It was in saddle Back, I think twenty twelve or
- 44:57Speaker 2: twenty eleven, twenty thirteen, one of those first series I
- 44:59Speaker 2: took the first podcasting one on one class. That's how
- 45:04Speaker 2: bad I've been wanting to do this ship. That's when
- 45:05Speaker 2: people ask me, like, why are you in this, because
- 45:07Speaker 2: well I took a one on one class in twenty
- 45:09Speaker 2: twelve when Rogan before Rogan was still in his little house.
- 45:12Speaker 2: I was like, Yo, this is so cool. This is
- 45:14Speaker 2: the radio without the fucking music.
- 45:16Speaker 3: I want to hear. How old were you in twenty twelve,
- 45:18Speaker 3: Buddy said, CTE radio.
- 45:21Speaker 2: It was no. I started calling dontto those to me,
- 45:25Speaker 2: that's all still podcasting, just with music in between it.
- 45:28Speaker 2: It is what it is.
- 45:29Speaker 3: Don Cetto was a classic era.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Remember when that He was like, I phones talk about
- 45:34Speaker 1: his girl, his girlfriend, boyfriend.
- 45:36Speaker 2: You. I know, I know your mom always played this
- 45:37Speaker 2: on forgets this.
- 45:39Speaker 1: She never likedto like that. I remember seeing that ship
- 45:43Speaker 1: as a kid, though. Bro.
- 45:44Speaker 3: And then he made that song where he's like hello
- 45:47Speaker 3: rock number. He was like, no, no star.
- 45:51Speaker 1: Then the girls all singing, what's her name, Amanda Perez
- 45:54Speaker 1: or something like that was her name.
- 45:55Speaker 3: She's she's like some Mexican singer.
- 45:57Speaker 2: Man, dude, I went to I went to I went
- 45:59Speaker 2: to the classics cause I wanted to be Jamie. I
- 46:01Speaker 2: was like, I know, Jamie knows that's what that is,
- 46:04Speaker 2: that radio broadcasting. Jamie is old. But Jamie's a photographer.
- 46:07Speaker 2: Jamie's a photographer. He knows a lot about cameras like
- 46:10Speaker 2: his like when you first started. That's how we got
- 46:12Speaker 2: him in he was do you know someone recommended him
- 46:14Speaker 2: to Rogan Jamie. Someone was like, hey, I have a
- 46:17Speaker 2: friend that can do that since Red Band doesn't want
- 46:19Speaker 2: to do it anymore. Imagine getting that gig like that,
- 46:22Speaker 2: like a crazy nice sight. How'd you get here? Yeah?
- 46:24Speaker 2: H can you let us know how you fucking got
- 46:26Speaker 2: the house?
- 46:27Speaker 3: His boyfriend Radu always got ruined everybody.
- 46:33Speaker 1: I've been saying, Okay, first of all, I've been saying
- 46:35Speaker 1: that ship for years.
- 46:36Speaker 2: Have it not?
- 46:37Speaker 3: Like I used to always give you guys ship. I
- 46:39Speaker 3: used to be.
- 46:39Speaker 5: Playing Roster used to just give you ship back, and
- 46:41Speaker 5: Roster used to be like, quit looking at my boyfriend.
- 46:43Speaker 2: He Zo. Yeah, because someone explained Ras due because RAS's
- 46:47Speaker 2: been I mean, he hasn't been around in a cool minute.
- 46:49Speaker 2: He left the America dog, I heard, Okay, so broke
- 46:52Speaker 2: up and he left America.
- 46:53Speaker 5: So I had to So for Calcy Long Beach to graduate,
- 46:56Speaker 5: I had to have an internship, and so I asked
- 47:00Speaker 5: be real. I was like, yo, man, is it you
- 47:02Speaker 5: can just ask? Yeah, he was working for I was
- 47:06Speaker 5: already here for Zulu Tribe Radio. Every Monday, Mark DJ Viciously,
- 47:14Speaker 5: Mark Love. We had people mover and uh Maliner. Shout
- 47:17Speaker 5: out to Maliner. It's been a while since I've seen
- 47:19Speaker 5: seen him. But no, it was just like a Monday
- 47:22Speaker 5: night and I just walked over to be Reel and
- 47:24Speaker 5: I just showed him my, uh my internship sheet and
- 47:27Speaker 5: my school sheet, and I was like, yo, man, to graduate,
- 47:29Speaker 5: I need to have an internship and I was wondering
- 47:32Speaker 5: if I could do it for be Real TV. And
- 47:33Speaker 5: he was just like, oh, man, that's really cool. Blah
- 47:35Speaker 5: blah blah. He sent me over to DJ Nells. DJ
- 47:38Speaker 5: Neils would write off on my sheet and everything. So
- 47:40Speaker 5: I would just come here like two or three times
- 47:42Speaker 5: a week and just help out the guys whatever they
- 47:43Speaker 5: needed help with. So I usually just helped out raw
- 47:46Speaker 5: dude with the soundboard and the switcher, the camera switcher
- 47:48Speaker 5: kind of what Ray does right now. So it kind
- 47:51Speaker 5: of just turned into that. But I was here like
- 47:53Speaker 5: maybe two three times a week. But I've been here
- 47:55Speaker 5: since like episode one of the Doctor Greenham Show. Yeah,
- 47:59Speaker 5: since the very beginning. Uh, I might have missed a
- 48:03Speaker 5: few days because of school and everything like that, but no,
- 48:05Speaker 5: I've been here since like day one. So it kind
- 48:07Speaker 5: of just turned into that. And then when Ross dude left,
- 48:09Speaker 5: I kind of just took over the whole kind of
- 48:12Speaker 5: production and co and hosting and all that type of stuff.
- 48:16Speaker 4: Damn, that's I mean, it is, it is.
- 48:19Speaker 5: I will say though, like Ray even knows, it's a
- 48:20Speaker 5: tough job, dude, especially like when like we have five
- 48:24Speaker 5: chat rooms, Like I have to monitor all those chat rooms.
- 48:27Speaker 5: Whatever you see on the screen pretty much that's me
- 48:30Speaker 5: showing all you guys that stuff as well also showing
- 48:32Speaker 5: the little cameras on the side whatever those guys are
- 48:34Speaker 5: talking about. Yeah, I have to monitor five chat rooms.
- 48:37Speaker 5: I have to show submissions. I have to gather content
- 48:39Speaker 5: even if we don't get enough super chats, Like I
- 48:41Speaker 5: have to find like comments and questions to ask the
- 48:43Speaker 5: table and everything. Like it's a tough job, especially when
- 48:46Speaker 5: you have like a bunch of other people on the
- 48:48Speaker 5: podcast and they're asking and you're I don't get too
- 48:51Speaker 5: high once in a while, I don't get I'll smoke
- 48:54Speaker 5: a little bit before, but during the show, like I'm
- 48:56Speaker 5: always searching whatever these guys are talking about. So it's
- 48:59Speaker 5: so it's like I don't have time to smoke really, Like,
- 49:02Speaker 5: uh yeah, So I'm literally doing like a million things
- 49:04Speaker 5: at once. So sometimes it can get like frustrating. It's like, oh,
- 49:07Speaker 5: I got I got to read a bunch of ship,
- 49:09Speaker 5: But at the same time, I'm trying to gather content,
- 49:11Speaker 5: and it's it's a tough job like I do.
- 49:13Speaker 2: When I used to do George Press stories, people were like, well,
- 49:16Speaker 2: why don't you talk? Why aren't you trying to be funny?
- 49:18Speaker 2: Like go, I got like, I got cameras looking, I
- 49:20Speaker 2: got audio like I I can insert my fucking two cents,
- 49:23Speaker 2: but I'm not here trying to like pull something witty
- 49:26Speaker 2: and funny. I'm like, I don't have I'm literally looking
- 49:28Speaker 2: at the cameras. I'm looking at you, so I can
- 49:30Speaker 2: I can't imagine.
- 49:31Speaker 5: Like the radinos too, like the audio to each person,
- 49:33Speaker 5: Like some people talk very quiet and it's like, fuck,
- 49:35Speaker 5: I gotta turn this guy up. But then yeah, some
- 49:39Speaker 5: people don't talk close to the mic at all, so
- 49:40Speaker 5: you got to turn them up as well. So it's
- 49:42Speaker 5: like each person's different with the audio levels and depending
- 49:45Speaker 5: on where they're sitting. And it's a lot of ship.
- 49:48Speaker 2: How hard did you do? Were you're annoying with step
- 49:50Speaker 2: tone on Monday? Well, because he was all the way
- 49:52Speaker 2: back that Yeah.
- 49:58Speaker 3: Remember when he started yetting.
- 50:03Speaker 1: That ship was just when he starts yelling like that,
- 50:06Speaker 1: I know, it's like we've crossed that line.
- 50:09Speaker 4: We've abused it already.
- 50:11Speaker 3: My first time meeting him.
- 50:15Speaker 2: Oh you should have seen them. I walked up here
- 50:18Speaker 2: and I didn't go into the lobby, came straight straight
- 50:21Speaker 2: into the room. And then Ninny was says, did you
- 50:23Speaker 2: experience what I experienced? Like what? And I was like,
- 50:26Speaker 2: you didn't run into Burner randomly was telling me how.
- 50:29Speaker 2: I just was like, oh, ship Burner.
- 50:30Speaker 3: And I was like yeah, because I know, Okay actually
- 50:34Speaker 3: actually walks very carefully in this place like a cockrow,
- 50:38Speaker 3: like he's walking on egg He's walking on eggshells sometimes.
- 50:45Speaker 3: And then at first I was like, I don't understand
- 50:47Speaker 3: why he walks on eggshells. But after a little while,
- 50:50Speaker 3: you kind of catch the vibe. And then I started
- 50:52Speaker 3: walking on eggshells. But now I was trying to be
- 50:55Speaker 3: more confident, and I'm like, yo, I'm just gonna walk
- 50:57Speaker 3: into the room and say what's up to people? You know?
- 50:59Speaker 3: So the the day I walked into the room and
- 51:01Speaker 3: I started going around saying what's up to people? And
- 51:04Speaker 3: then I looked up and I was like, oh ship,
- 51:07Speaker 3: I'm currently as I'm doing it, I'm saying what's up
- 51:09Speaker 3: to be real, I mean, it's a fucking burner.
- 51:11Speaker 2: And I was like, oh ship.
- 51:12Speaker 3: And then I'm like, Yo, don't even overreact, just say
- 51:14Speaker 3: what's up? Right? And then I said Yo, what's up?
- 51:17Speaker 3: And he goes, Yo, good to see you again, and
- 51:19Speaker 3: I was like all right, and I walked away and
- 51:21Speaker 3: I was like, I've never met this man before.
- 51:26Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, Do you like that was crazy?
- 51:30Speaker 4: Did anybody watched the SNL skits with Dave Chappelle?
- 51:32Speaker 3: I didn't watch that skit. I just watched that ship
- 51:34Speaker 3: all right.
- 51:34Speaker 1: That to me, those kits were ten times funnier than
- 51:37Speaker 1: a lot of the ship.
- 51:37Speaker 3: I saw the Chapelle Show when I was younger.
- 51:39Speaker 2: Oh chill, bro, what what what? I just like because
- 51:42Speaker 2: I don't know the Chappelle Show never d that telling
- 51:45Speaker 2: me you're not you didn't like it.
- 51:47Speaker 1: The Chappelle Show never really was my thing. When I
- 51:49Speaker 1: was younger, as I could wait up you like you
- 51:52Speaker 1: like Carlosman see us mind? Oh man, see you? That
- 51:58Speaker 1: was my ship dog Oro you can't do it?
- 52:01Speaker 5: He Clayton Biggs with you Clayton Bigsby. Yeah, no, I'm
- 52:07Speaker 5: not gonna lie.
- 52:08Speaker 2: Carlos had some going, but it all stemmed from Dave Chappelle.
- 52:12Speaker 1: No hands down. But I just I don't know if
- 52:15Speaker 1: it just never appealed to me when I was younger.
- 52:17Speaker 2: So you whip.
- 52:22Speaker 1: That roller coaster joke, Han, all of them dogs I have,
- 52:26Speaker 1: like I have all the DVD seasons.
- 52:29Speaker 2: Well yeah, his name ain't even Carlos. Fucking maad ass for.
- 52:32Speaker 1: Like, there's one, there's one. There's one fucking skit that
- 52:35Speaker 1: always makes me die. When he was like this gonna
- 52:37Speaker 1: be with his like when we get the first black
- 52:39Speaker 1: president of the United States, Dog and he just does
- 52:41Speaker 1: it over the top Dog. It turns into like the
- 52:44Speaker 1: most ghetto ass fucking kid when he starts shooting in
- 52:48Speaker 1: the White House. The girl's torking on him, He's shooting dice.
- 52:51Speaker 1: It was the fucking ship Dog.
- 52:53Speaker 5: Do you remember that, Chris. I think it's Chris Rock,
- 52:55Speaker 5: that Chris Rock movie where he becomes the first black president. Yeah, yeah,
- 53:01Speaker 5: Ahead of State. That's a pretty good movie.
- 53:02Speaker 1: That ship was fucking funny. Yeah, Chris Rock.
- 53:06Speaker 2: Bro.
- 53:06Speaker 3: That was that movie where he got all them where
- 53:08Speaker 3: he kept to come back as a white guy. Down
- 53:11Speaker 3: to Earth, Yeah, down to Earth. Yeah, that was a
- 53:13Speaker 3: good movie. That was a good movie. Yeah.
- 53:15Speaker 1: No, But I did see the SNL skits. Uh that
- 53:17Speaker 1: ship was just too funny.
- 53:18Speaker 3: Dog, I gotta go back and watch the skits. I
- 53:20Speaker 3: just watched the intro his Uh No, the skits are
- 53:22Speaker 3: so funny.
- 53:23Speaker 1: There's an evacuation skit he did, and then then and then,
- 53:26Speaker 1: and then it ended up being like false, but he
- 53:28Speaker 1: does all his extra ship starts tearing the wall. He's like,
- 53:31Speaker 1: hold on, take this. It's just like he got ship
- 53:35Speaker 1: hidden everywhere. It's it's he really fucking did it, dog.
- 53:39Speaker 1: And all I'm saying is that, like and I'm not
- 53:41Speaker 1: saying his comedy like his comedy specials hilarious.
- 53:44Speaker 3: Just the show.
- 53:45Speaker 1: I just never got around to it as a kid,
- 53:48Speaker 1: just never kind of did mind him and CEO was
- 53:50Speaker 1: off for the time I was done doing the homework.
- 53:52Speaker 3: Dog, I'm sorry.
- 53:53Speaker 2: The only reason, the only reason I don't, the only
- 53:54Speaker 2: reason I can't like it wasn't a thing. The only
- 53:58Speaker 2: reason I can't let that crows and go literally had
- 54:00Speaker 2: a gun outside the comedy store. Just can't let it go.
- 54:03Speaker 3: I didn't even know about all that shit.
- 54:04Speaker 5: Wait, what's what's wrong with having a gun? Like, was
- 54:07Speaker 5: he pointed it at people?
- 54:08Speaker 2: Look?
- 54:08Speaker 5: Look, okay, did he just did he just have a gun?
- 54:11Speaker 2: I don't even care about I do care about about
- 54:15Speaker 2: people that steal jokes. But then Cook all that. I
- 54:17Speaker 2: still love ding Cook and he stole jokes. But whatever,
- 54:20Speaker 2: And he apologized drives and he admits it all him
- 54:22Speaker 2: in I will not admitt it. And not only that,
- 54:25Speaker 2: during that time that Red band called him out on it,
- 54:27Speaker 2: his life went to ship that he stood outside the
- 54:29Speaker 2: comedy store with a gun in his car wanting to
- 54:31Speaker 2: go shoot the car.
- 54:32Speaker 5: That's a whole difference.
- 54:33Speaker 3: The gun was in his car.
- 54:34Speaker 2: That's the whole difference.
- 54:35Speaker 3: The gun was in his car. And where was he
- 54:38Speaker 3: in the car with the gun, car.
- 54:39Speaker 2: With the gun ready? Like, hey, school, they ruined my life.
- 54:41Speaker 2: I'm gonna go kill school shooter, vibe school shot. I
- 54:44Speaker 2: can't let that gold dog.
- 54:45Speaker 3: But he didn't do it.
- 54:46Speaker 2: Though I thought I first that going through your head
- 54:48Speaker 2: is just like, dude, I want you near me.
- 54:51Speaker 5: At first, I thought you meant oh the dude, the
- 54:52Speaker 5: dude just had a gun on him.
- 54:54Speaker 2: I was like, not wrong, pissed out the world that
- 54:58Speaker 2: they found out that he was a thief, comic th
- 55:01Speaker 2: joke thief. He's got out there with the gun. He
- 55:04Speaker 2: says it on Joey Diaz. That's crazy.
- 55:06Speaker 1: You know that that that fucking interview was not just
- 55:09Speaker 1: for you to take that and run it out of context.
- 55:11Speaker 3: That interview was really about redemption.
- 55:13Speaker 2: He never admitted to being a joke thief, so he
- 55:16Speaker 2: would never ask for that and the words.
- 55:18Speaker 1: That you wanted him to. But Joey definitely goes any
- 55:20Speaker 1: everywhere in that interview. For anybody who hasn't heard it
- 55:23Speaker 1: or watched it, go check that shit out. It's very
- 55:25Speaker 1: It provides very good context, and it's just, you know,
- 55:28Speaker 1: it's a constant.
- 55:29Speaker 3: Reminder of maybe why you should mind your own business.
- 55:31Speaker 2: And I'll go in on people, you know, question for you,
- 55:34Speaker 2: what do you mean like he was being a joke thief,
- 55:36Speaker 2: Red Bend and them, and yeah.
- 55:38Speaker 1: But like bull the rights to call out how many
- 55:39Speaker 1: other fucking people have stolen jokes that fucking don't get
- 55:42Speaker 1: called out on the same level. But just because Joe
- 55:44Speaker 1: Rogan wanted to say it to this fool, he has
- 55:46Speaker 1: to fucking suf for it.
- 55:47Speaker 3: For fucking twenty years.
- 55:48Speaker 1: Meanwhile, meanwhile, fucking Jokoy is out there fucking taking jokes. Meanwhile,
- 55:54Speaker 1: fucking you got other people out there. It's just wildin
- 55:57Speaker 1: fucking taking jokes. Who's that white fool? They fucking dank
- 55:59Speaker 1: cook got costumely jokes too, or wherever you fucking like
- 56:02Speaker 1: to wear funk too. He's not okay, but they don't
- 56:05Speaker 1: hold them up to the same thing as like Carlos
- 56:07Speaker 1: Mencia and it's just like, hey, bro, like, at some
- 56:09Speaker 1: point this would just can't be the punching bag for
- 56:11Speaker 1: all this shit. Hold everybody accountable or just get over it,
- 56:14Speaker 1: because it's like, fuck, it's like twenty years ago.
- 56:15Speaker 3: But he went viral. He was That was the version
- 56:18Speaker 3: of like, that was the call out version of Haktua basically,
- 56:21Speaker 3: you know what I mean. There's other viral clips, but
- 56:24Speaker 3: that one was the one. Yeah, it was the one.
- 56:26Speaker 3: You know. I he's the godfather of it. It sucks,
- 56:29Speaker 3: It sucks, sucks, but he is he is. It was great.
- 56:32Speaker 2: It was great when he was killing it though. Yeah,
- 56:34Speaker 2: that's what I mean. He appreciated, he loved it. When
- 56:36Speaker 2: he was on fucking uh Comedy Center with other people's material.
- 56:41Speaker 5: Can I ask you guys, you guys do comedy and everything,
- 56:43Speaker 5: like at one point, for like comedy, is it like stealing?
- 56:46Speaker 5: Like can you kind of take somebody else's joke a
- 56:49Speaker 5: little bit and twist it into your own words? Or
- 56:51Speaker 5: can you add on to somebody's joke like those words
- 56:54Speaker 5: like hold on. I see a lot of people in
- 56:55Speaker 5: the music industry, Like I see rappers all the time
- 56:58Speaker 5: saying like recycle bars, if you take some recycle bars,
- 57:01Speaker 5: but they're also sampling music? To me, isn't sampling music
- 57:05Speaker 5: kind of the same. I mean, you're recreating it in
- 57:07Speaker 5: your own, but you're still taking somebody else's art work.
- 57:10Speaker 3: Taking a joke is straight up theory. But no, there's
- 57:13Speaker 3: no topic that's you know, one hundred people can have
- 57:17Speaker 3: a joke about the same topic.
- 57:19Speaker 1: Yeah, Like the Willie Bartenda and Renee vodka situation, Yeah yeah,
- 57:23Speaker 1: both made it. Both made a joke about getting there
- 57:25Speaker 1: asked to be with the belt? How many times does
- 57:27Speaker 1: that happen to Latino kids? Some somebody's gonna fucking make
- 57:31Speaker 1: a joke that's gonna be similar to that, and it's
- 57:33Speaker 1: the it's not word for word, but it's like it's
- 57:36Speaker 1: and I feel like maybe that was that was going
- 57:38Speaker 1: on before, but they didn't have the instant fucking ship
- 57:40Speaker 1: where somebody.
- 57:41Speaker 3: Was like everyone since being recorded now, yeah, everything's being recorded.
- 57:44Speaker 2: To me, the more personal the joke is less, just
- 57:48Speaker 2: stole it. If I talk about being illegal working on
- 57:50Speaker 2: we don't smoke the same entinto hat and the joke
- 57:52Speaker 2: revolves around that, be like, nah, that's his joke, dude,
- 57:55Speaker 2: what he does, Like, that's his joke, Like even though
- 57:57Speaker 2: it sounds like yours. Now we're talking about parallel thinking,
- 58:02Speaker 2: which I do agree parallel thinking does evolved. But if
- 58:04Speaker 2: I do an Indian joke.
- 58:06Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that makes no sense.
- 58:08Speaker 2: Right, here's I think you stole that from Nitty Dog. Yeah.
- 58:11Speaker 2: But if I have like a joke about how I
- 58:13Speaker 2: work with the Salvadorian and and I can make it work, Okay,
- 58:17Speaker 2: starts getting but yeah, just making personal as personal as
- 58:19Speaker 2: you get, the better for the joke. If it's so vague,
- 58:21Speaker 2: guess why everyone can do it. Yeah, you do a
- 58:23Speaker 2: TikTok joke. That's what it's like.
- 58:24Speaker 1: If I if I make if I make a joke
- 58:26Speaker 1: about modern pal what is it modern baldness? What is
- 58:30Speaker 1: it you know, male per male power pattern Barley's if
- 58:33Speaker 1: I make a joke about that. But if it's just general,
- 58:36Speaker 1: anybody can fucking take it. But if I make it
- 58:38Speaker 1: how that ship applies to me and the struggles I
- 58:40Speaker 1: have with my life, it's kind.
- 58:42Speaker 3: Of hard to take it because every topic in the
- 58:44Speaker 3: world basically has been done before, all of them. It's
- 58:46Speaker 3: just like there's only what in music, there's like only
- 58:49Speaker 3: eighteen chords or some shing like that, you know what
- 58:50Speaker 3: I mean, everything has been fucking it's all been done.
- 58:54Speaker 5: And I assume too a lot of a lot of
- 58:56Speaker 5: comedians think of the same joke, like I'm assuming.
- 58:58Speaker 1: Okay, So like every com in the smokes Weed has
- 59:00Speaker 1: thought of the same jokes, and other comedians of smoke
- 59:03Speaker 1: Weed fucking thought of But.
- 59:04Speaker 3: It's just trying to make jokes interesting and unique, and
- 59:06Speaker 3: you're trying to get an angle that nobody has seen before.
- 59:08Speaker 3: That's where it get unique. A topic that everyone is
- 59:11Speaker 3: hit but now you're trying to find an angle that
- 59:13Speaker 3: no one is seeing.
- 59:14Speaker 5: That makes it sense when you say you got to
- 59:15Speaker 5: make it personal about your own, like yourself type of thing.
- 59:18Speaker 1: Okay, can't nobody else make jokes? About working would be real,
- 59:23Speaker 1: like you might.
- 59:25Speaker 2: He might be able to, But then it gets very
- 59:27Speaker 2: specific on like how who can make those jokes?
- 59:29Speaker 4: Like somebody goes out there sit like when.
- 59:33Speaker 5: Like Monday through Friday.
- 59:40Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we ever met that food?
- 59:43Speaker 5: No, I have not, because he talks.
- 59:44Speaker 3: He talks a lot of ship to you and the jat.
- 59:46Speaker 5: And it talks the most ship to me.
- 59:48Speaker 1: It's a lot of banters. It's a lot of banter
- 59:52Speaker 1: and ship. But like, yeah, I was like for the
- 59:55Speaker 1: amount of ship that he talks about, just like you
- 59:56Speaker 1: would think that you would know him the way I
- 59:58Speaker 1: know Exavier because that kind of I talked to examer.
- 1:00:00Speaker 5: It's hilarious though, Like even my mom tunes into the
- 1:00:03Speaker 5: podcast and I'll have to read off mar Bell's super
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: chats of him talking shit to me and him like
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: wanting to bang my mom. She's laughing at She's like
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: she thinks this shit is funny. Like there there was
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: a time there for like almost a year where about
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: every other week I would have to read off how
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: Marbell's banging my mom in the super chats like well,
- 1:00:25Speaker 5: like no, no, it's all a joke, It's it's all
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: funny games.
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: I love.
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: Actually, I actually love reading them. Before I even read them,
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: I'm like laughing to myself, Yeah.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: Porn.
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: Rude.
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: It's just not my it's it's too he like he
- 1:00:42Speaker 5: talks like he's like he talks like he's in a
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: crip gang or something like he talks crip language, like
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: I can't talk, Like I don't even know what he's
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: saying half the time. So I'm like, yeah, it's just
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: too awkward.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: That's how Bolton came around, right pretty much.
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: Well, at first, be Real just started calling me Bolton
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: and like, honestly, like two hundred podcasts probably go by
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: and my friends back home go yo, why is bee
- 1:01:02Speaker 5: Real call you Bolton? And I was like, I have
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: no idea. I had no idea for the longest time
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: why he was calling.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you that you're from a very
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: small town, so like, are you the man when you
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: go back home?
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: Like like did it take a yeah, cause I'm it's true.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: It's a very valid QUI no, this like all of
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: a sudden that it's to say is for graduating high school.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: He was like, man, none of these none of these
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: beaches was talking to me now, all of a sudden,
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: I was like, what.
- 1:01:25Speaker 5: No, it's uh, Honestly, every every time I go back home,
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: like it's like all we all go to the bar
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: and everything and talk and socialize. Everyone's like, oh, Colton,
- 1:01:33Speaker 5: what's up. It's cool scene. You're you're like on a
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: podcast doing your own thing and everything like that. But
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: like pretty much all of my friends back home now
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: are married, have kids, like grew, they're all growing up.
- 1:01:43Speaker 5: They got big boy jobs and everything, and it's just like.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: You, how's the dating scene in Long Beach? Uh?
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: I was like, do you like girls in Minnesota more
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: out here?
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:01:51Speaker 5: Uh, I'm just not like the relationship type of person,
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: so like I'm not really I'm not like out trying
- 1:01:57Speaker 5: to like just date people all the time. Like if
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: you want, like if I'm hooking up, I'm hooking up.
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: Like I got a couple of chicks in Lung Beach
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: that I can always hook up with. But I'm just
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: I'm just not like the settle down, dating marriage type
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: of person. To be honest with you, like I'll even
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: straight up say that, like I'm not gonna like I'm
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: not gonna try playing you or anything like that. I'm
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: just it's just snowing up with flowers. I'm just not
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: showing up with flowers that type of guy, Like I'll
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: show up with flow.
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: You got that dog inside.
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: Like I'll show up with flowers and everything, but like
- 1:02:27Speaker 5: it's not gonna be a long term like that type
- 1:02:29Speaker 5: of ship. It's just, uh, it's just me, Like I
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: just know myself, Like I just know like if I settled,
- 1:02:34Speaker 5: try to settle down right now and get married, like
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: it would not last.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: But is that is that like is that that's your
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: standing for? Is that something that to change? And say
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: when you get into.
- 1:02:43Speaker 4: Your late thirties, you're like, you know what, fuck it?
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: I might you know, I might want to find somebody
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: or you just like fucking it just a you're a
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: little wolf.
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: Uh, I'm kind of a lone wolf. I would say.
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: I've always kind of been like that growing up. I'm
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: I'm trying to think right now, I'm not like religious
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: or anything, and I'm not like I don't want children
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: in the future like so to me, yeah, so to me,
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: it's like what's the point of getting married?
- 1:03:08Speaker 4: I guess yeah, yeah, that makes yeah, that makes sense.
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: It's just and like like no kids and everybody's like
- 1:03:15Speaker 5: Oh my god, you don't want kids? Like to me, like,
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: kids are cool. Like people be like, oh, you don't
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: want kids, so you hate kids. It's like to me,
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: kids are cool and everything. Kids are awesome, Like I
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: got a nephew and niece. They're fun to hang out with.
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: But like to me, being a parent, I don't think
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: I could do that every time. I just all that time,
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: the time and scheduling, and for.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: How many men are in this fucking building. There's very
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: little kids.
- 1:03:35Speaker 3: Why do you want kids here?
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about like no one's dads be reals
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: a dad.
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: You're saying they don't bring their kids because everyone's smoking
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: a lot. Usually that ship is hard, bro.
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: Latin men are here. There should be like a babysitter
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: in the building.
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: They should be like y'all because as soon as you
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: walk in, there's a cloud of smoke that hates you.
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: Nobody brings that kid in here. It's cheat. That ship
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: is hard, bro.
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: Like, Like, here's the thing that I want to say, Like,
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: as a nineties kid who grew up in the nineties
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Latino parents or immigrant parents, you guys did such a
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: great job that implementing the fear of coming home and
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: bringing somebody home pregnant, that you convinced the whole generation
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: to just not want to fucking have kids at all.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: You associated it and made it seem like the worst
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: thing financially burden wise. It just the way they painted
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: it when you were younger. It just painted like what
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Like your life's gonna end? How
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: are you gonna work? That kind of talk? Literally did
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: this did the exact same shit that I have in
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: my head about kids for a whole generation, And you
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: see exactly what it was. How about next time you
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: just handle your shit and shut the fuck up and
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: not let the kids know what's going on and how
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: hard it is to raise the motherfucker because you keep
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: telling us how hard it is.
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: Then you get a whole generation. It's like, I don't want.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: To have that shit, bro, because like every time I
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: see a parent doing their job, she gives me anxiety
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: that she's not even my kid.
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: Bro, I'm over here.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: I was like, Bro, if I if I see a
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: kid acting up at the bowling alley bowl and I
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: say sometimes I'll go to the person, I'll be like,
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: can you move me like five lanes that way?
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: Bro?
- 1:05:08Speaker 5: Turn on the national anthem.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, like that shit is fucking crazy, dog Like
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Like, parents gotta fucking have that
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: reality check and this is your fall grammar.
- 1:05:18Speaker 5: I was gonna say too, like I oh my god,
- 1:05:20Speaker 5: like I praised who are parents out here in Los Angeles?
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: Like having a kid in a small town like where
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: I come from seems fucking easy. Having a kid in
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: Los Angeles Like, like, seriously, it takes thirty forty fifty
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: minutes to drive your kid to school where I come
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: Where I come from, you drive two blocks and you
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: drop your kid off at school where your kids walk
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: to school? Like I couldn't imagine raising a kid in
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: Los Angeles, Like it's two time consuming. You're you're always
- 1:05:44Speaker 5: driving or traveling.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: We have to be just coming somebody road in here,
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: cloud dealer. They say your your mouth has more more
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: more kids than the crew, extreet.
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: Damn, my comment was way funnier than that comment. You
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: know which one was it? My kid, my dad has
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: more kids than this whole crew.
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: How many kids does your dad have? Do you mean
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: it's just you and your sister?
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: Three?
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: Yes, three three that we know about, So you.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: Just don't count the halves like you never mentioned anything
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: else about the other brothers sister.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: He just doesn't count them cool. I love her there,
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: you apparently don't.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: Not as much as when you was asking me, like,
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: I don't see it often?
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: Is she in Mexico? You only see her half the time?
- 1:06:40Speaker 4: Where's the other kid? What was the other kid a gender?
- 1:06:42Speaker 4: Is he a boy or girl?
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: Said? He has four?
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: Uh? He jokes around, but I don't know how much.
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: There's the truth to This is a great truth for
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: every joke.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: I'm sure he jokes about.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: How would you feel, like, let's just say you're finally
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: allowed to go back to Mexico.
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: You see there's like a kid that's a teenager. That
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: was all the way.
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: It's a girl. I don't want to be. I want
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: to be the only boy.
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: Damn. So you're threatened.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: That's why he hasn't told you that's another boy and
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: he's better than you.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: Like that property gets left to me.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: You just can't make a cow, that's all me. Dog.
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: They can't.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: They probably can't. I hate, I hate to break this thing,
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: but they probably can't. Question.
- 1:07:22Speaker 5: I thought you could walk like into Mexico with your
- 1:07:24Speaker 5: I D Nowadays you can't. You can't do that.
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: I told him that walking back walking, back walking, that passport.
- 1:07:31Speaker 5: I thought, we can't they if you just have your license,
- 1:07:33Speaker 5: you don't need a passport anymore. Right, is it just
- 1:07:34Speaker 5: a license you can just do the walkway? Or no,
- 1:07:36Speaker 5: it's not okay wrong.
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: We convince him and then he gets living.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Yeah it sounds I don't even think when I literally
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: have a green card, I will still be scared of go.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: I'm like, they're not gonna let me in this, like
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: they're gonna somehow reject it.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: I'd be so scared.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: I would still be like, are you.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Like I guess when your girl gets you a hall pass,
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: Like for real, you're just becoming, Like you're just becoming
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: a cow dealer if you just become if you just
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: get sent to Mexico. But that's what your dad has
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: out there, right he like sells cows. That's yeah, he
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: sells cows. Right, Yeah, so you just gotta become a
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: cow dealer.
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: I have to, That's what I'm saying. You have to
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: do a podcast with the Couch.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: I think they got something to say. Yeah, you gotta
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: have DJ Startling sending over.
- 1:08:22Speaker 5: There and they ship. Does he rock the cowboy boots.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: That's super Mexican. He showed up to an event one time. Bro,
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: this food looked like some fool on a cheese packet.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: Dog.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: You had like fucking boots, a fucking picnic looking shirt
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: tucked in with the fucking hat.
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: Super Mexican, dude.
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: It sounds like the people where I come from, to
- 1:08:38Speaker 5: be honest. Yeah, you all the country people.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: It's probably like the most country pictures in the show.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: He's probably by a river or a mountain, like looks
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: like a fucking like like like an ri I ad.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: I've always wanted to live that life for one week
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: and see how hard it is and then be like
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: all right, bro, like Nicole Richie and fucking uh in
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: Paris Hill in the Simple Life, Simple Life. I'd like
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: to think I do a lot better than them, But
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: let's you know, and I heard that shit's hard, bro, Like.
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: I don't think you think city.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: Who do you think could cut it out of like
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: everybody in the studio for that farm Life.
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that looks exactly like where I come from,
- 1:09:17Speaker 5: to be honest. Sounds like just besides the mountains in
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: the back. Yeah, that looks coming to Yeah, that looks
- 1:09:27Speaker 5: normal to me, to be honest.
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: Come to South Dakota.
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: Yeah, shooting you like you go shooting? Obviously you're in.
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: There, yep.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: So like where I grew up, there's a farmer's field
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: right behind my house, and then like past the farmer's field,
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: like a couple of miles is our trap range. So
- 1:09:42Speaker 5: where they shoot like clay pigeons and everything. Oh, yeah,
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: for sure. But like every single night where I come from,
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: you hear shotguns going off.
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, damn, bro, He's like, I bet you he's
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: got a better shot than you do.
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: I don't. I don't doubt it.
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: I haven't shot a gun and probably anyway eight years,
- 1:10:00Speaker 5: don't know.
- 1:10:00Speaker 4: And I try to trust any white kid would be
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: a better shot.
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: Bro. Like it's like literally the jeans literally in.
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: Their jeans, Bro.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: School shootings, yeah, bro, Like, you gotta make sure. But
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: you got kids in school? She comes talking, is he
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: or she comes talking about the one white kid who
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: likes action movies?
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: Transferred dog?
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: The first thing Zone is going to do when the
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: kids go to school. So who is here likes action movies?
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: I'd be like, what game? What kind of games do
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: you play? Call of Duty five years old. I got
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: to talk to this kid. Yeah, Bro, that's just dangerous. Bro,
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: that's just scary.
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: Think it's the video games that make them fucking shoot people.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: I'm glad we I'm glad that like our era is
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: like I mean, I feel bad for all the kids
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: out there.
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: Of course, Granto, we used to run over hookers and
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: stop them for.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: What I'm saying is that I'm glad that we're out
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: of school, that we don't have to that we didn't
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: have to go through that fucking danger. Bro, you know
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: how scary it is to run the risk of like
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: somebody blasting up a school.
- 1:10:58Speaker 5: What's crazy to me is uh, when I was still
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: in junior high and even high school, so many kids
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: where I come from, they hunt in the mornings before school,
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: and so it would happen everything.
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: It's such a h It.
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: Would happen every single year, though, where someone would leave
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: their shotgun in the back seat of their truck or
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: in their car, or in the in the tailgate area
- 1:11:18Speaker 5: where like someone has a window and everything and you
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: can see in their trunk. Someone will leave their shotgun here.
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: It happened a few times a year. Someone would get reported. Hey,
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: there's someone with a gun in their truck. And it's
- 1:11:28Speaker 5: usually a good student, like someone that's a farming kid.
- 1:11:31Speaker 5: He's an athlete, like he doesn't mean any harm. But
- 1:11:33Speaker 5: they still get expelled for like a couple of weeks
- 1:11:35Speaker 5: because they have a shotgun in the school property. It's
- 1:11:38Speaker 5: in the trunk of their car. Happens every single year
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: where I come from.
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: Well, I mean you say they go hunting in the morning, right, Yeahah,
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: kids go.
- 1:11:46Speaker 5: Deer hunting.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: Okay, you get a deer, honey, and you got a
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: nice little fucking hell.
- 1:11:50Speaker 5: You get a deer, your dad's telling you to take
- 1:11:52Speaker 5: that deer home and school.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, school, because I just gotta show my dad
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: the fucking hell. Look when I got dad might not
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: be like Fox school I got. Don't worry about it. Yeah,
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: you gotta skin it, you gotta carry it the fuck out.
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: Don't you just go drop it off on like a
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: butcher and then do it. I mean you can, but
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: nobody they don't. Well, once you do that, you do
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: the whole thing.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:12:10Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're most of the hunters clean it themselves.
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: Cool.
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: Your family does that, they'll they take the they'll take
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: once they cut all the meat off and everything and
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: process of the deer. They'll take that into the butcher
- 1:12:21Speaker 5: to turn it into like summer sausage and jerky and everything.
- 1:12:24Speaker 5: But they clean the deer themselves. That's a lot cheaper
- 1:12:27Speaker 5: and it's fine, bro. Yeah, it's like you're your own prize.
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: Like it's kind of like we like when you grow
- 1:12:31Speaker 5: it and then you get to pack it. It comes
- 1:12:33Speaker 5: like every time in the fall, Like if I go
- 1:12:34Speaker 5: on my Instagram or Snapchat, every it's all just deer
- 1:12:37Speaker 5: hanging up in people's garages. Like they're just their arms
- 1:12:40Speaker 5: and legs are just like this hanging up and their
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: gut they're cut open.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: And damn that's you wouldn't do that. I just I
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: don't know, bro. I don't handle goore like that very well.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: It's not what you think.
- 1:12:51Speaker 5: No, no, it's not what you think, bro.
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: It's not what you think. Like I know it sounds crazy,
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: but like you literally, like the hide comes off, you
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: know how to do it right. You can take it.
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: It's already dead. It's different than you have to like
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: like if you have to slice its neck and kill.
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: It, you're flaughtering it. It's not you know how like
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: the like kill, no, you.
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: Do it a favorite.
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: You're doing it a favorite because if not, it's gonna
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: get eating a live or freeze.
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: It's my least favorite part about Santa Ria is like
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: whenever there has to be like a blood sacrifice and
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: it's it is not my favorite.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Part just because you're literally I don't do it.
- 1:13:20Speaker 3: I don't. I don't do it. Of course.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it's the elder does it, but
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: it is it's still like it's fucking crazy they do.
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: It's on the neck.
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a straight way where it's just quick
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: and it's yeah, but it's I mean it's not a
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: fucking cow or anything like that, or like a fucking deer,
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: but you know.
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: It's it's just it's just crazy.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Even if it's like a small fucking like bird or
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: something like that, you're still like, I don't know, bro,
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, yeah.
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: Like I'm about to go fishing.
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: Okay, fish, I can handle it.
- 1:13:50Speaker 5: You do d T fishing.
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: I've gone DC fishing, but I'm going to go catchp
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: I've never been fishing properly before.
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: I don't know how to fish. I want to learn.
- 1:13:58Speaker 5: You get seasick because I've gone I've gone deep sea
- 1:14:01Speaker 5: fishing before, and I get seasick. I can't handle the
- 1:14:03Speaker 5: ocean waves your body.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: Your body does get over it. Technically you have to
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: be there for like overnight, but I feel so.
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: Bad for you.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: If you get seasick, it's not fun. I took my
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: homie with me, and we're there to have fun. He
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: was just puking for four or five hours, six hours
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: the whole time we were there, and the second we
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: got back to land he literally got back to life.
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: Like It's so crazy how you're.
- 1:14:25Speaker 5: Just like instantly you're dumb being sick, like I was
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: throwing up, and then the Captain's like you just sit
- 1:14:29Speaker 5: here and just stare in the horizon was like.
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: Open, I think somebody came in. I just want to
- 1:14:34Speaker 3: make sure I've never experienced seasickness, you know me either.
- 1:14:40Speaker 4: Thank God, I'm so happy to say that I'm.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: Fine, not like even like you know how you you
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: know how you avoid.
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: On a lake. I'm good, But it's just the ocean waves.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: You know how you avoid it by staying the fuck
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: away from the ocean, you know, you know it's crazy
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: about staying in land.
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: You don't get landsickness. But then what if how did
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: you gonna say that to all your people that had
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: to come over here by boat?
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: First of all, my people did not come from all
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: the continents. These fools fucking like walk over here on land.
- 1:15:06Speaker 5: It was like, isn't it all connected together?
- 1:15:08Speaker 3: Connected?
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: You just have to cross borders, bro, Like how about
- 1:15:10Speaker 4: African road.
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: Or indianheor like down there in like fucking Central America
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: And people from Osalvador do you want to come over here?
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: They're just like, it's cool, it's tied over here, isn't
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: it right next to Mexican No, it's right next to
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: watermalan on doors. Hey, but see people see we have
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: the least amount of immigrants coming from Salvador than we
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: ever have ever because.
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: They're anybody that would come.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: No, no, because the whole the homeland is such a
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: fucking great place now that if doncoin. Yeah, people don't
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: want to leave now brother president has cleaned it up,
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: and like people just don't.
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: Want to leave. They don't.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: They're not getting extorted. Farmers could be farmers, Coffee workers
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: could be coffee workers, kids could go to school.
- 1:15:51Speaker 3: It's beautiful. I hope to go back back we'll hope
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: to go one hope to go back to my land.
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: One day I read this, it sounds like, you know
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: what's crazy, though I can't go back and come back.
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: You're wanting to go to your homeland when you can
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: and you still don't business.
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: I just tapped it with my dad.
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: Bro, my dad has a house out there, like houses
- 1:16:13Speaker 4: up there.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: With my grandma. You're gonna go to Japan.
- 1:16:15Speaker 5: Before you go, you should go visit X dad should
- 1:16:18Speaker 5: go visit EXT you.
- 1:16:19Speaker 3: Go visit.
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: On his farm. I take a picture with you dog
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: and she say how to your property?
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: Say how to your cows? I blog it out of
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: there with this guy.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: Dad would probably kill a cow.
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: We don't transfer will's the same all, but your dad,
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: let does go.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: To his farm.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: That would be like the hultimate heartbreaking for you because
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: you're like, bro, like before.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: You know, like if you guys the bunk as girls
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: out there, like what we should go to it.
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: We should go do an episode out there. We'll zoom it.
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: No, it's that's this that's just like heartbreaking, brocause like
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: that's his dad and he was his dad on the podcast.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: He's always wanted to fucking go over there. And then
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: this was gonna be like I can already finish because
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: I wouldn't want it to be like that's funked up.
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: I can't leave, you know what I mean?
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: Like I can't even go see my dad toxic to hell, yeah,
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: his dad is toxic. On the podcast, his dad fucking
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: goes to that Hong Kong place dog and hangs out
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: with all of.
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: He doesn't dog the fucking story that he told us before.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: He's like, you know, sends me pictures like this, every.
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: You like this poach, Yeah, like syst.
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: Look at look at how how young does that look?
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Bro?
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: Right, that's not a flex this one? How about you saying?
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: How of age does this look? It looks like my
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: sister's age.
- 1:17:43Speaker 3: My sister's like, I don't know what you said. Look
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: how I was like, oh.
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: No, she's over age. She thinks I gotta explain. Look,
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: And then he sends me, sends me a video of
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: this one.
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: He's like, hey, X, would you jerk off to this?
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: If so, do you think he's gas popes pop? I
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: would how come that one? How come? Now one had
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: like a little port of musicause he getting a massage
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: or something.
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: No, he got a it was a video she sent
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: up a video.
- 1:18:14Speaker 5: Do you think he's getting catfished?
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Nah, he's money down there, money down there and get catfish. Cows?
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: Is big home, come home?
- 1:18:27Speaker 4: Is it big business in Minnesota? Two cows?
- 1:18:29Speaker 5: Oh yeah? Most my family on my dad's side are
- 1:18:33Speaker 5: cattle farmers in western South Dakota as well.
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: What's the cow go for?
- 1:18:37Speaker 5: I couldn't even tell you, to be honest.
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: With you, two grand bro, it's a whole You can
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: feed a whole family off of cow dogs, two grand
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: I'm almost gonna start buying cows, dude, Yeah, dude, and
- 1:18:48Speaker 2: not only so, this is what you do. Like you
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: get the cows and then the females. You keep the
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: females to make more babies. But when the male comes over,
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: you just feed him till he gets fat and then
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: you sell him to call shooting pretty much the run
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: down like us. And then with the females you make
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: cheese on.
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: Top of that.
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: So it's like it's all like this how it's something
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: that's never gonna end. That's one thing where I'm like, oh, dude,
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: people are not going to stop eating me and jeez,
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: so to me, I was like I was like oh
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: this is this is where I'm going in for like
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: a minute. It kind of makes sense now. When I
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: was a kid, I was like, cows.
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: The biggest threat to your dad is Bill Gates.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: Yeah, very much.
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: That's the kind of work that eventually that AI is
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: not going to be able to take over all that
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: kind of work.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: You think, Yeah, I wants to fucking pick up the cow. Shit.
- 1:19:33Speaker 5: I'm trying to find my brother's message.
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: But like every year, holy shit, Minnesota's cattle industry contributes billions.
- 1:19:39Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like agriculture is probably in the top ten.
- 1:19:42Speaker 5: I would say biggest industries in the United States, probably
- 1:19:45Speaker 5: trillions of dollars. But like I was trying to find
- 1:19:47Speaker 5: my brother's message. But like every year he'll pick up
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: He'll buy like a quarter or half of a cow,
- 1:19:52Speaker 5: and he'll just freeze it for the whole year and
- 1:19:54Speaker 5: pick at it. Whenever I want to do.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: With you guys, with anybody, it's you buy a whole
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: cow organic. It's fucking grass fit, It has no fucking
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: know that ship.
- 1:20:01Speaker 5: It comes all properly.
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: You have to buy the whole cow, half of count one,
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: and you get like, my fridge is not gonna hold it.
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: But you divide it by people and like, actually, you.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: Think we're at that stage that we could buy a
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: cow together, don just because he's Indian. You guys want
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: to buy a house.
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: And.
- 1:20:20Speaker 4: Yeah, man, let's go about we buy one pound fish first.
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: I'll bring I'm bringing a one pound fish, ladies, I
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: can catch one one fish.
- 1:20:29Speaker 5: I was gonna show you here, Like, here's a deer
- 1:20:31Speaker 5: my brother shot this year.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that wall dog he ate it.
- 1:20:39Speaker 5: Uh yeah, it's cleaned and everything, but I'm sure he
- 1:20:42Speaker 5: already has a bunch of deer meat. So he's just
- 1:20:44Speaker 5: tossing that in the freezer gets away away.
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: Once it becomes like a like a sport to you,
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: your g's too much meat for it.
- 1:20:50Speaker 5: It's kind of ship talking among you and your homies, like, yo, man,
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: I shot this deer, and every all the all the
- 1:20:55Speaker 5: hunters are showing, like trying to show off which buck
- 1:20:57Speaker 5: they shot or how many animals they shot, and ship
- 1:20:59Speaker 5: like that.
- 1:21:00Speaker 3: That's my favorite game. Whenever I would like, you know,
- 1:21:03Speaker 3: play buck hunter.
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a sick game.
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: That's the little honey one. That's the little one. You
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: shoot the buck and you feel like a buck hunter
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: have you ever been hunting? Never? No, No, I don't think.
- 1:21:17Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not, I don't. I'm I don't feel
- 1:21:19Speaker 3: like killing anything, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: was like, yeah, like not for nothing, but like I'll
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: eat it. You kill it if you're my boy.
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: Even if I fish, I think you were just once
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: you pull it out and be like all right here, Actually,
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: I mean you're not.
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: Fishing is something. Fishing is something I want to learn
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: to do, because like, yo, that's like ultimate survival, Like
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: go fish and just killed. I could kill fish and
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: eat it. Weren't you raised?
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: I can't do.
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: You guys don't supposed to kill things, right, Yeah, but
- 1:21:43Speaker 3: I was I've let go of that early. I just personally,
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: I think I've eaten too many mushrooms and I don't
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: think I'll kill anything, you know what I mean? Yeah,
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: you feel guilty when you kill something. Yeah, you know
- 1:21:53Speaker 3: what I mean. I just don't you have to kill
- 1:21:55Speaker 3: things to live though? Right now? I don't, yeah right now?
- 1:21:59Speaker 3: Can I on others? But that's why I learned the fish.
- 1:22:02Speaker 3: So when you know scenario, when if Trump, you know,
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: something happens, something happens, I'm gonna go learn the fish then,
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: you know, and.
- 1:22:13Speaker 4: I said, nitty acting like Lisa Simpsons.
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: You can't make friends with Silad. You can't make friends
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: with Silad.
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: All right, let's get into uh the super chats, which
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: Colt and I'm gona have you written on here?
- 1:22:25Speaker 5: I got my actually brought my reading glasses.
- 1:22:28Speaker 7: No, no, no, we we got we got a few
- 1:22:30Speaker 7: open here. It's about that time. One bound feesh me
- 1:22:41Speaker 7: one just because first one.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: It comes, so try to keep it away, try to
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: keep it away from the camera, keep it low, just
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: not it's not gonna last on.
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: It's probably like two in there.
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: Somebody said that, motherfucker, what's good Spotify listen, just dropping
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- 1:23:22Speaker 1: Cheap bound fiesh all right. Next one menace the painter
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: X Gie, what's up my boys?
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: Same team?
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: What's up?
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: Same team? Dog was good? Dog.
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: I didn't tell you. But there's a lot of people,
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: a lot of high and hungry out there in Spokane, Washington.
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: Really really was a couple of hats. Damn. That's time
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: some people show up and I know who they are, Like,
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: what's so we don't spoke the same and then like
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: a couple couple out there in Washington. So shout out
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: to Spokane, Thank you, out to all the.
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: High hug your family and Spokane, Spokane, Washington.
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: Wondering if it's Spokane or Spokane.
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: Spokane and spoken in uh you're from if you order
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: from Washington, uh, and this week I'll hook you up
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: with an extra order once you watch with the extra
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: gift in your order.
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: When you watched that, did guys? Look what I did?
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: Pull up?
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Go buy something cause I still personally fulfill all the
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: packages broke Like yesterday, I had to make two trips
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: in my car.
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: Thank you, guys.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: Next one comes from a menace to well, uh, Diego
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: Martin or Diego Marine. Before I forget yo XG. What's
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: the name of the facility that Eddie Bravo goes for
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: his stem cell shots. I might take the trip to
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: TJ from my lower back.
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: It's killing me. Thanks.
- 1:24:30Speaker 2: Sam Tripley knows. I don't know. So if you have
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: my number, text me and all that. Sam Tripley today,
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: but text me today, just.
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: Get just give him Sam Tripley's number on air and
- 1:24:38Speaker 3: fucking you know. I think it's called excellent stem celling.
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: It's important, though, is this one he goes to and
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: t if we're going to make it's not cheap, though
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: it is not cheap, but it's like how much like
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: three four bands?
- 1:24:49Speaker 3: That's not bad. Big pencils are US dollars dollars, It's
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: like that fucking two pounds in my arm. I'd rather
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: put two pounds.
- 1:24:58Speaker 5: Assuming it's an American company just operating in Mexico with reasons.
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: They do like stem cells and they do like big
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: old like it hurts too. Eddie Broble says that these
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: injections are like big Boy ones, but they'll they'll do
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: it right in your bone, but you don't need surgery
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: after that. But he says, hurt hey, no, yeah, like
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: how bad, bro, You're not gonna get surgery if you
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: take this. That's how good that is too, though.
- 1:25:19Speaker 4: I know, but I'm saying, like, is Eddie like going
- 1:25:22Speaker 4: like a dude?
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: Eddie Brobo does jiu jitsu. He has a little bit
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: of a higher but he's saying, and you're asking me,
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: I can tell you don't have a high pain tolerance.
- 1:25:34Speaker 3: I don't. I saw. I'm like, can you drug me?
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: I know? Like I found out that the hair transplant hurts.
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: I'm like, oh fuck, I don't need to hear that bad.
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: You're backing out of it already.
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: Homie said, it's bad because you don't go to sleep either.
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: You just get like top anesthesia type of shit.
- 1:25:47Speaker 3: What's up with you both? And you didn't enjoying the
- 1:25:49Speaker 3: ball club soon? I don't know.
- 1:25:50Speaker 5: My dad was bald, so probably I don't know however
- 1:25:53Speaker 5: that works.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: I only want to go get it done in TJ
- 1:25:55Speaker 2: for three bands.
- 1:25:56Speaker 3: Everybody that comes back on the plane from Turkey has
- 1:25:59Speaker 3: the same hat on.
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: Hold on.
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: So your hope he got it done for fucking TJ
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: for three bands. And he said that, okay, Well, I
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: heard in Turkey they put you to sleep though, because
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: Adam twenty two said that they knocked him out and
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: he he paid for Like, I think it was like
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: five bands out there in Turkey, where's where they started
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: the procedures. So I think TJ might be taking that
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: fucking shortcut be like no skilled mead Way, I don't know,
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: but I would pay the five bands to fucking like
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: not not do it.
- 1:26:29Speaker 3: But at this point, I'm like, I'm already fucking like
- 1:26:31Speaker 3: I shaved my head. I'm up all this. It's a
- 1:26:33Speaker 3: lot of.
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: Fucking little The reason we all know, we all know
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: that I would want to get like a mohawk one
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: just be like, you can just get like the middle
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: so I can get the mohawks. No, the reason it
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: would be funny with you is because you'd go from
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: Baldy's on to all of a sudden spill has better
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: head than everybody here, So we would all though you
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: got it, Like for me, I'm trying to catch it
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: where you guys don't.
- 1:26:51Speaker 8: Like the next day you come, You're come with an
- 1:26:54Speaker 8: Edgar cut, Apocalypto haircut one bound fish.
- 1:27:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I would probably definitely go through a phase of
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: haircuts if I was getting that much hair, But I mean,
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: it's crazy, man, Like that's the one thing you don't
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: really think about giving to.
- 1:27:13Speaker 3: Your kid, Like a good hairline.
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: That's another thing too.
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: So you better hope they're a woman, because if they're
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: a woman, you know the hair to not on necessarily
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: only if you stress him out.
- 1:27:24Speaker 3: It should lose hair too.
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: Dog, I see some bitch with some big old fucking foreheads,
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: Tyra Bank looking bitch.
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: That's just like they lose hair, yes, bro, and it
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: goes great.
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: These bitches hate when it starts going great, Like they
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: really hate when got hair dying for that food. Yeah,
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: but you can. They got to stay up. They got
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: to keep up on it.
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: Now.
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: Bitch has got nothing but time, so you know what
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like you got that time?
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: He's on swears like he's the only one that's busy.
- 1:27:55Speaker 3: Y'all got nothing but hear that all you bitch has
- 1:27:59Speaker 3: got nothing but your mom's all you guys, nothing but
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: fucking single. Mom's got nothing but get to die in
- 1:28:08Speaker 3: the hair, bitch, dye.
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: The hair shaving the harbits. Now, I know you got the.
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: Time, regular schedule programming, Dog, All right, next one, Sam
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: Wise the great any word on the cannabis cafe event happening.
- 1:28:31Speaker 4: Who's got the bolting? You probably got to scoop on that.
- 1:28:34Speaker 5: I don't Yeah, I don't think that's happening. Actually, I
- 1:28:37Speaker 5: don't think that's going on. I think, uh, I don't know.
- 1:28:41Speaker 5: I think something happened at the cafe. I think they
- 1:28:43Speaker 5: had to break in or something happened. So I don't
- 1:28:45Speaker 5: think they can do anything. Maybe the fires too, Yeah,
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: Somebody went in for a one.
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: I can't do anything over the people are scared over fires.
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: Venues are like venues are like you gotta smoke too much.
- 1:28:56Speaker 2: The currents are going to catch.
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: On fire, the next one, the next one. Browsie sends
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: a bunch of Mexican flags. Thank you so much, thank you, uh,
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: thank you, Browsi's till I'm gone. Browsie sends x G
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: uh since I'm the super chat x G talking about
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: cheating l L.
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: I've been cheating on it sucks too, I'll be honest.
- 1:29:28Speaker 5: Have you ever seen a counselor or a therapist? Yeah,
- 1:29:34Speaker 5: you might need you might need to go into that
- 1:29:36Speaker 5: couple's therapy someday. Man, you're a you're always talking to
- 1:29:39Speaker 5: myself you're you're you're just like you're just like damn,
- 1:29:43Speaker 5: the women aren't what they were in the fifties.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: It's like, come on man, yeah dude talking about it,
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: He's like, hey man, why shouldn't we hit them?
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: Might listen to my dad?
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: Yeah, you're your dad? Go to therapy? Do you these couple?
- 1:29:56Speaker 5: Can we get a few more super chats to send
- 1:29:58Speaker 5: an x G to therapy.
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: That's the other thing too, I talk about, Okay, you
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: go to therapy and they never want you to leave.
- 1:30:07Speaker 2: Sure is that you need to come back.
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: Let's get a therapist on the podcast. Trust me, theyn't
- 1:30:11Speaker 3: want you to leave after hearing.
- 1:30:12Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys should pay for therapists. Pay for an
- 1:30:14Speaker 5: hour and maybe.
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: Let him on the podcast. We'll get a therapist on
- 1:30:17Speaker 3: the podcast. Betty ready cheap, Betty good, Betty very good, better,
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: very cheap.
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: Next one comes from Browsie. Once again, back then they
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: were not broke.
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: Boy.
- 1:30:35Speaker 3: Oh damn xt G. There you go, he said, bitches
- 1:30:39Speaker 3: weren't fucking broke before?
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: Step your game up? The fucking DMS that got you guys.
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: I just leave this for another one right here. It's
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: got like my fucking picture. Oh I got.
- 1:30:48Speaker 3: I don't know, bro, bitches be making some money these days. Hey,
- 1:30:52Speaker 3: don't you think women be making some money these days?
- 1:30:55Speaker 5: Good for them?
- 1:30:56Speaker 3: I think someone will been making some money these days, bro,
- 1:30:59Speaker 3: Thank good friend.
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: The long run.
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: Next one, that motherfucker sens fuck that. I'm back with
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: no typo. What's good?
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: Sup?
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: No type of king over there.
- 1:31:22Speaker 1: Next one says speed Minion Bill got a bj Trump
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: went to a hotel and paid a porn star with
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: donation money.
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: Grow up, it's a business. It sounds like president ship.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, when you pay for you're not allowed to
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: talk about it.
- 1:31:39Speaker 3: Paid for it?
- 1:31:40Speaker 5: What's Trump and Milania together when that happened?
- 1:31:42Speaker 3: Okay, yes we were bolting.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: Next one Brian Corzo Bolton is a feed mint Botho fer.
- 1:32:00Speaker 5: It's a joke.
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: May for a bottle.
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: Next one read Ramo's comment.
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: The whole screen was shaking down.
- 1:32:16Speaker 5: It's actually really funny.
- 1:32:18Speaker 4: So you're like, I couldn't read I can't see it
- 1:32:20Speaker 4: on here. What does it say you look like.
- 1:32:21Speaker 5: A ventrilo quiz dummy from toy Story. I think it says, yeah, you.
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: Kind of do if you shaved.
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: Next one comes from Brian Corzo x G was inspired by.
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: You know what they're talking about. It's a radio host
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: on fucking the radio, obviously, but they Dolata and it's
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: like Ryan Ryan Roses but chocolate.
- 1:32:48Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: So you're calling him like, hey, I think so so
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: cheating on me. I want to call him in and
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: they'll be like all that, and they'll be like, hey,
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: we're a chocolate company.
- 1:32:58Speaker 3: Hey what up?
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: Exs she We're like, hey, G, we're a chalk company,
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: and we want to give chocolates to anybody significant to
- 1:33:04Speaker 2: your other. And I already know the move. I always
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: give it to my mom.
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: Dog.
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: Can't get wrong giving chocolates or flowers to your mom. Dog,
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: You're gonna look like a good guy, and that bitch
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: gonna look like a stupid bitch after trying to catch
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: your sliping. Nah, get to my mom, get your your
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: can't go wrong with that. Every time give away to
- 1:33:20Speaker 2: your mom.
- 1:33:21Speaker 5: Or you give chocolate to your mom and she wants
- 1:33:23Speaker 5: to break up with you because of it, you gotta
- 1:33:25Speaker 5: break up with Yeah, Yep, that's true.
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: That's what I mean. It's a win win situation. You
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: always I catch these fools giving it to their own.
- 1:33:31Speaker 5: I was like that's a good game to test them too,
- 1:33:35Speaker 5: to test the chick out. She's either gonna be like, oh,
- 1:33:38Speaker 5: you gave that to your mom, or she's gonna be like,
- 1:33:39Speaker 5: what the fuck? How come I didn't get those funs?
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: You gotta do with something practical for a woman, be
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: like you just got a free dinner or mastrols, you
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: know what I mean, drinks included type of shit.
- 1:33:50Speaker 3: And then you catch your bitch and be like, oh,
- 1:33:51Speaker 3: I'm gonna call this dude, who would you want? You
- 1:33:53Speaker 3: know what I mean?
- 1:33:54Speaker 4: Like, it's gotta be something where it's like it's it's
- 1:33:56Speaker 4: not like cause you know, you know.
- 1:33:58Speaker 2: If you if you thought your lady was cheating on you,
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: would you ever go that route calling a radio station
- 1:34:04Speaker 2: trying to catch your slip and trying to give her
- 1:34:09Speaker 2: communicate radio as you already asked you already kind of
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: live together. She's being sketchy, You're like, what the fuck's
- 1:34:18Speaker 2: going on? You're getting a private investigator, you're calling cheaters.
- 1:34:21Speaker 5: He's going to be like my special guest son, we
- 1:34:23Speaker 5: don't smoke the same as my friend. Did you break
- 1:34:26Speaker 5: up with her on the spot?
- 1:34:29Speaker 2: How does it feel to be single?
- 1:34:30Speaker 3: Bitch? I will say relationship dog down.
- 1:34:35Speaker 5: I will say when I was working at when I
- 1:34:37Speaker 5: was serving at Island's restaurant, there was a couple of
- 1:34:40Speaker 5: times when the boyfriend was breaking up with her chick
- 1:34:43Speaker 5: over a meal and I was serving them, like they're
- 1:34:46Speaker 5: happened to me a couple of times, and the chick
- 1:34:47Speaker 5: is just every day it's so awkward. Every time you
- 1:34:49Speaker 5: go there to drop off a new drink or to
- 1:34:51Speaker 5: bring their appetizer whatever, the chick's just fucking bawling, and
- 1:34:54Speaker 5: he's trying to like just talk her like, hey, it's
- 1:34:56Speaker 5: gonna be all right, Like.
- 1:34:58Speaker 3: Does he still eat the appetizer?
- 1:34:59Speaker 5: They're both like she's obviously not eating, but like he's
- 1:35:02Speaker 5: picking at his food a little bit. But he thought
- 1:35:05Speaker 5: but like it's such a bad idea in that guy's
- 1:35:07Speaker 5: mind because he thought it would be a good idea,
- 1:35:09Speaker 5: Like you know, I'm gonna it's gonna be like a date,
- 1:35:11Speaker 5: but I'm gonna break.
- 1:35:12Speaker 3: Up with and then I'll break up.
- 1:35:14Speaker 5: It will be a nice breakup, but it doesn't turn into.
- 1:35:17Speaker 3: She won't be happy, but we'll have that like dessert
- 1:35:25Speaker 3: tears that girls on grive.
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: So what do you what do you break up?
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: With a chicken. The guy.
- 1:35:40Speaker 5: You don't break up with the chicken anywhere in publicly.
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: Because she's cycle she can't, you know. Then they try
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: to commit suicide. All you live in a story.
- 1:35:53Speaker 5: You don't even say, hey, yo, let's go drive, let's
- 1:35:55Speaker 5: go talk down by the beach. Let's cruise down there,
- 1:35:57Speaker 5: because that that drive, that drive back is gonna be awkward.
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: Oh, she tries to jump out the car to.
- 1:36:05Speaker 5: Driver down there. I'm gonna get you an Ubert.
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: Minds out on your story when you got a new chick.
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: See one day you're gonna have a girl pull something
- 1:36:15Speaker 4: on you dog and then she's like used to be like.
- 1:36:17Speaker 3: This is funny.
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: I've watched all your episodes. I'm gonna see that phone call.
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, I ain't picking up.
- 1:36:28Speaker 3: Yeah, next one, they're the one reading them. Yeah, I know.
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: Seeking Vegas Sunrise. Shout out to Bolton Blombo killing it
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: over on DGT. Also Bolton, does it feel like when
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: you are reading submissions? Does it feel like standing up
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: in grade school readings in front of.
- 1:36:54Speaker 5: Uh No, no, you get you get very used to
- 1:36:56Speaker 5: it after a while. Even like if somebody guy to
- 1:37:00Speaker 5: ask a joke in the comments or super chats are
- 1:37:02Speaker 5: in a submission, and like I have to talk like
- 1:37:04Speaker 5: I'm that person or speak for that person. I have
- 1:37:06Speaker 5: to say that person's joke and it does not fly
- 1:37:09Speaker 5: and it's just dead air the whole time. Like you know,
- 1:37:12Speaker 5: I still go for it. Even those ship can be awkward.
- 1:37:14Speaker 5: Sometimes I still I still say whatever you guys have
- 1:37:16Speaker 5: to say. Uh, but no, you get used to it
- 1:37:19Speaker 5: after a while, Like like you just had on your
- 1:37:21Speaker 5: first super chat, how fucked up that person wrote that
- 1:37:24Speaker 5: first sentence? That happens to me on a daily basis.
- 1:37:27Speaker 5: Midget Mike, you need to learn how to write out
- 1:37:30Speaker 5: a sentence properly and then send the super.
- 1:37:32Speaker 3: Chat bidget spelling.
- 1:37:36Speaker 2: Straight.
- 1:37:37Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll even show Ray. I'll be like, Yo, what
- 1:37:39Speaker 5: the fuck is this guy trying to say? And Ray
- 1:37:42Speaker 5: will be like, I have no idea.
- 1:37:44Speaker 3: Damn forgetting I evacuation orders. Oh let's go fire started again?
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: Yeah, watch duty did next one? Menace the Painter. I'm
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: gonna be a dad. You make it work?
- 1:37:59Speaker 2: Not the endrats player for you?
- 1:38:01Speaker 5: Yeah, imagination, good, Dad's make it work.
- 1:38:06Speaker 3: It ain't no overplayer according to what you said.
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: Next one, Megan hey E Zone and friends Colton rules.
- 1:38:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:38:19Speaker 5: Next year, just friends, I'm going to give you up
- 1:38:24Speaker 5: beacons all the way and Buffalo for I wonder if
- 1:38:26Speaker 5: Buffalo Bills are gonna win the Super Bowl.
- 1:38:29Speaker 2: Hey, did you guys see that guy that got hyper
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: thro something? Y'all see that Fuller got hyperthermia. He was
- 1:38:35Speaker 2: dancing and he was pooring beer on top of himself,
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: and I guess after the game he went to hospital
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: for hyperthermia.
- 1:38:40Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: I didn't look at and the pay for it obviously not.
- 1:38:44Speaker 2: The teams don't ever pay for ship dog like the.
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: Food who fucking died from the do Dodgers celebration that
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: blew his hand up and Dodgers were just like.
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: Next one was an Asian guy that would have paid
- 1:38:56Speaker 2: for up and downs, of course, would exactly would have.
- 1:39:00Speaker 3: I got you, yeah, straight up Japanese tradition. Next one
- 1:39:06Speaker 3: ups down.
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: Join the Patreon the other day, same team, Thank you appreciate.
- 1:39:12Speaker 3: Your dog.
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: Missing out.
- 1:39:16Speaker 3: Hey, that's crazy stuff going on.
- 1:39:18Speaker 1: Watch the full NOS episode available up on there now
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: uncensored with Steph tone started shadow boxing, start shadow backs
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: this time let them find out bro. That's the point,
- 1:39:29Speaker 1: because they thought I had sucked up the cameras. Chill
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: next one man, all right, Nity, you don't even get
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: to speak on that episode.
- 1:39:38Speaker 3: You were the weakest lean you get the city h
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: yes to see nitty hit it.
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: Once I said no to drugs and what and what
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: super gay and what pure pressuring like in the nineties,
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: Like he was like, present, you're not gonna hit it.
- 1:39:54Speaker 3: President Trump said there's only two genders, and I decided
- 1:39:58Speaker 3: to be a man the same the drugs, all right,
- 1:40:01Speaker 3: I thought here it felt like you can go fuck yourself.
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: Almost like do what or you're not part of the team.
- 1:40:07Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, you're gonna win.
- 1:40:09Speaker 3: I fucking got up. Damn.
- 1:40:11Speaker 1: I got a Denzel Washington on the Dog. You're gonna
- 1:40:14Speaker 1: go change tires on the freeway. Dog, go over there,
- 1:40:16Speaker 1: like the patron, Go catch that over there, guys, step
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: Tony next one, the boxing boss, Salulos from Mission Smog.
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: Keep it up, y'all. We don't smoke the same same team,
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: same hey, salute to you dog. Make him a mom
- 1:40:32Speaker 1: dog if he well, hold on, we gotta verify if
- 1:40:34Speaker 1: he's a from from Mission Smog. But if you are dog,
- 1:40:37Speaker 1: comment again and we'll make you a mod but thank you.
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: Salute to mission. SMG.
- 1:40:41Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, smug baby, All right, well
- 1:40:46Speaker 3: do you have me then?
- 1:40:47Speaker 2: Dog?
- 1:40:48Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, you.
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: Can get our numbers.
- 1:40:50Speaker 5: I was gonna say, getting your car smog that was
- 1:40:52Speaker 5: a culture shock to me.
- 1:40:54Speaker 2: Oh yeah out there.
- 1:40:55Speaker 5: I never had to do that. We're like growing up
- 1:40:56Speaker 5: like getting here. What the fuck does that mean? Getting
- 1:40:58Speaker 5: your never had.
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: No, that's good.
- 1:41:03Speaker 5: Its a lot of people can't get their car smug
- 1:41:05Speaker 5: sometimes and it's like you gotta take it hot.
- 1:41:07Speaker 3: With our guy.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it sucks though, I mean or like
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: you can't do nothing to your cars, Like I can't
- 1:41:12Speaker 2: tune my stupid truck. I can't do nothing. Really yeah,
- 1:41:15Speaker 2: And that's what I found out, that they're like, oh
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: your truck and you canna have more horsepower. And I
- 1:41:19Speaker 2: looked into the like not in California. That sucks. I
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: didn't like I really never thought about they literally fox
- 1:41:25Speaker 2: up with like a car enthusiast and you want to
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: like put it o like little things like yeah, but
- 1:41:31Speaker 2: like a tuning it. I can't tune that ship.
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:41:33Speaker 5: It's hilarious. I thought when I always saw her.
- 1:41:37Speaker 2: I do.
- 1:41:38Speaker 5: When I always saw your truck in the parking lot
- 1:41:41Speaker 5: because I get I know, Rocks from Texas. I always
- 1:41:44Speaker 5: thought that was Rock Samson.
- 1:41:45Speaker 2: Like.
- 1:41:45Speaker 5: I was like, damn, Rock must have got a truck.
- 1:41:47Speaker 5: Like he's a truck guy because he's from Texas and everything.
- 1:41:49Speaker 5: I always thought that was Rocks truck until like, maybe.
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: I'm from the we like trucks out there.
- 1:41:55Speaker 3: No, that's cool. He's trying to help the environment and
- 1:41:58Speaker 3: ship all game. Ship goddamn, get a big truck.
- 1:42:02Speaker 2: He's like, now I got to get a smaller car
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: to make up for exte Gotta get a Tesla now, sorry, Earth,
- 1:42:10Speaker 2: if you got a Tesla right now, you're a little
- 1:42:11Speaker 2: bit of Nazi. I'd say, careful out there. I ain't
- 1:42:14Speaker 2: careful out there. I don't know, dude.
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: Imagine we see Candy Blazes. Makes sense. No, I'm just
- 1:42:22Speaker 1: playing Caddy Blaze.
- 1:42:23Speaker 3: He's over here. He's like, what's up?
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: I think that was the last one, right, No, we
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: have one more. Damn foods fucking chill dog too.
- 1:42:36Speaker 3: I just playing. I appreciate you, fools.
- 1:42:37Speaker 2: I was coming up. I can can get in textbacks
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: just about that ship.
- 1:42:41Speaker 3: It's just your pants next one. Ce J says, come
- 1:42:47Speaker 3: on late, Oh damn, come on, ladies, Come on, ladies.
- 1:42:52Speaker 3: One pound fish, very very good, very very cheap. You
- 1:42:58Speaker 3: just funked up, dude.
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: You got to that every fucking one.
- 1:43:01Speaker 3: Bound fish, Ladies. Gum mon, ladies.
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: You dog.
- 1:43:11Speaker 3: Dog that is the best dog. It is so good
- 1:43:13Speaker 3: that it is the best. We're gonna find all these
- 1:43:16Speaker 3: memes of all these Indian songs. They're gonna make you
- 1:43:18Speaker 3: do it. I'm down, bro, for the plight of the us.
- 1:43:21Speaker 3: Down for de I Bro. That's what this podcast is about, right, I'm.
- 1:43:24Speaker 2: Excited for the next super chat.
- 1:43:26Speaker 3: I'm the happiest Indian on a Mexican podcast that there
- 1:43:28Speaker 3: ever could be the last one.
- 1:43:30Speaker 1: Tito the Fool. My friend broke up with his girlfriend
- 1:43:34Speaker 1: and sent her home in an uber. She purposely threw up,
- 1:43:39Speaker 1: and my homie had.
- 1:43:40Speaker 3: To pay for the uber cleanup.
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: Damn, bro, that toxic dog.
- 1:43:45Speaker 3: Holy fuck, that has no song. Sounds like a fat bitches.
- 1:43:50Speaker 3: Ain't stupid.
- 1:43:50Speaker 5: It's only a two hundred dollars cleanup. That's still better
- 1:43:53Speaker 5: than dealing with her.
- 1:43:54Speaker 3: Sounds like a sounds like home, sounds like a fat bitch.
- 1:43:57Speaker 2: At least you know you never get back with that bitch.
- 1:43:59Speaker 2: That's a two hundred never get back with the bitch
- 1:44:01Speaker 2: deal one.
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: Bound three bound fish because I could think he's like,
- 1:44:05Speaker 1: I'll get back with her.
- 1:44:05Speaker 2: You know she she really not anymore dog?
- 1:44:09Speaker 1: Can you imagine know what she was going back? Because
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: she's normal and she's just like dog or like you
- 1:44:19Speaker 1: think she just like stuck a pencil, like she's.
- 1:44:23Speaker 3: Not sticking things in her throat to make her throw up.
- 1:44:26Speaker 2: Drivers, Like, what are you doing?
- 1:44:28Speaker 5: I want to see that dash cam video.
- 1:44:33Speaker 2: Because that must because he must have known that she wasn't.
- 1:44:35Speaker 3: How do you make yourself throw up? Fun command that.
- 1:44:41Speaker 5: It's pretty easy if you're drinking and everything and you're
- 1:44:43Speaker 5: a little drunk, it's pretty easy to make yourself.
- 1:44:45Speaker 1: But if you say, like he had her over and
- 1:44:48Speaker 1: it's like, hey babe, it's just not working out there,
- 1:44:51Speaker 1: just like what do you mean?
- 1:44:53Speaker 3: They just like the ubers here and they just crying
- 1:44:56Speaker 3: at the uber.
- 1:44:58Speaker 2: Dry heaving in the ba yeahs like I can pull
- 1:45:03Speaker 2: over you. We can make it. You know, He's like,
- 1:45:05Speaker 2: I know, I want to do it in here.
- 1:45:08Speaker 5: What about what about breaking up with the chick over text?
- 1:45:10Speaker 5: What do you think about that.
- 1:45:12Speaker 3: That has happened. If you want to fucking charge two
- 1:45:15Speaker 3: hundred bucks for throw up, just tell the fucking uber driver, Yo,
- 1:45:18Speaker 3: just charge the guy two hundred bucks. Just you make
- 1:45:20Speaker 3: two hundred bucks, say I.
- 1:45:21Speaker 2: Threw up in here and take pictures and send the
- 1:45:23Speaker 2: tuber I know.
- 1:45:24Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to prove that Xavier was the girl.
- 1:45:31Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:45:31Speaker 5: What was the question I was gonna say?
- 1:45:32Speaker 3: What about?
- 1:45:33Speaker 5: What about breaking up with the chick? Over text? Is
- 1:45:35Speaker 5: that just as bad.
- 1:45:37Speaker 3: Man sometimes sometimes sometimes you gotta send an s O
- 1:45:42Speaker 3: S you know, break up at the airport.
- 1:45:46Speaker 2: I don't I don't really break up with chicks.
- 1:45:48Speaker 3: He just goes. He just keeps being a piece of ship. Yeah,
- 1:45:52Speaker 3: he just keeps being. Yeah you don't like cha.
- 1:45:57Speaker 4: They break up with me, he'll be like, you know what,
- 1:46:00Speaker 4: fuck you the church and Jesus, I don't know.
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll be like, I don't know about you, but
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: if you got tough for him before me, I'm on
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: it here, baby, that's Xavier for you.
- 1:46:12Speaker 3: Sorry, Jesus, I did it for context. Oh he really know?
- 1:46:17Speaker 1: If that's the last one, Ray, all right, let's give
- 1:46:21Speaker 1: it up for bulletin coming on.
- 1:46:25Speaker 5: Did he ever say why cause the Bolton because he's
- 1:46:28Speaker 5: a He's instead of Colton. Instead of using the cuss sound,
- 1:46:31Speaker 5: he likes to use the beat for the Blood Gang. Yeah,
- 1:46:35Speaker 5: the Blood's used the beat. They replaced the sea sound with.
- 1:46:37Speaker 3: The bee Okay blo, no you wrap that set? Yeah
- 1:46:47Speaker 3: yeah Bolton And he shout outs and he shot out
- 1:46:51Speaker 3: to you what a shout.
- 1:46:52Speaker 5: Out yoh yo. Shout to uh, every all the fifty
- 1:46:54Speaker 5: one fifties, everyone from the Doctor Grentham Show that tuned
- 1:46:57Speaker 5: in today, everyone from We Don't Smoke the same, shout
- 1:46:59Speaker 5: to rape for holding it down. Shout out to him
- 1:47:02Speaker 5: later for holding it down as well on the Doctor
- 1:47:04Speaker 5: Greentham Show. And now just check me out on the
- 1:47:07Speaker 5: Doctor GREENTHAMB Show. That's the only thing. Catch me out
- 1:47:10Speaker 5: there if I ever if you ever want to hear
- 1:47:12Speaker 5: anything from me, I'll just talk about it on the
- 1:47:14Speaker 5: Doctor Greentham Show. But other than that, I really don't
- 1:47:17Speaker 5: have anything to advertise. I guess what's up he'son?
- 1:47:20Speaker 3: What about you, mister one pound fish? I just want
- 1:47:24Speaker 3: to say that, come on, ladies, Come on, ladies, I
- 1:47:27Speaker 3: have one pound fish. No for real, shout out to
- 1:47:30Speaker 3: you guys, all our Mexican fans. I hope none of
- 1:47:35Speaker 3: you get and I hope none of you guys get
- 1:47:37Speaker 3: taken away. I hope you still listen from across the border.
- 1:47:41Speaker 3: If you do get taken away, shout out America. Let
- 1:47:45Speaker 3: freedom rain. Actually, so I've hit that live bunch.
- 1:47:49Speaker 2: Subscribe. We'll be here tomorrow again, Tomorrow Thursday. Got a
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: dope guest. He's probably gonna be hitting the os all day.
- 1:47:57Speaker 2: Tomorrow's gonna be a good one, one of the tanks.
- 1:48:02Speaker 2: But we'll be here tomorrow, and I thank you're vaulting
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: coming on. It was a funny ass episohout out to
- 1:48:06Speaker 2: all the super chatters and come on. Joined the patrenzones
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- 1:48:33Speaker 1: the Adopt the Green Thumb show later, think everybody.
- 1:48:35Speaker 3: Who follows me on Whatnot.
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna have another sale on Whatnot very soon before
- 1:48:39Speaker 1: I leave for Japan. I'm almost two less than two
- 1:48:42Speaker 1: weeks out.
- 1:48:44Speaker 3: Why are you laughing? Ray? Fuck you Ray? Or who's like, oh, well,
- 1:48:49Speaker 3: fuck you Xavier here? You know why you where? You're stupid?
- 1:48:53Speaker 3: One one pound fish?
- 1:48:55Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, you're definitely not a one pound fish.
- 1:49:00Speaker 3: Fuck you. Yeah.
- 1:49:03Speaker 1: But with that being said, I will see you guys later.
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: And you think everybody who's been ordering on the website.
- 1:49:08Speaker 3: Peace, Peace,