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WE NEED A TARP! (AFTER PARTY FOR THE OPEN DUNGEON NIGHT) · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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  Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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  and today I have all the fun little friends here from the
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  party. We just had the party of an open
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  dungeon night on Saturday night, and it is now a Monday morning.
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  And we're to share everything with you so you can get the
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  latest, hottest information and interesting stories.
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  I think it's information, you know, we have to tell people.
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  And yeah, there's a lot of stuff that happens.
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  So, Ruby, tell us your favorite part of the party last night.
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  So it was definitely one of your smaller parties, a lot more laid
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  back and relaxed than normal, which that life was different
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  for me because, you know, sometimes there's always crazy
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  stuff going on. Well, sometimes always, that's
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  OK Brain, not brainy. There's always crazy stuff going
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  on at your parties. But this time there really
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  wasn't that much going on. You had a lot of movies, which
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  was kind of cool. But I think my favorite part was
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  that I got to bring someone new who's also new to the scene and
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  basically introduced them to everyone here and, you know, get
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  them more comfortable and show them a sex positive environment,
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  which was kind of cool because I don't get to do that often.
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  Usually everywhere I go, people are always like, Oh yeah, this
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  is what I do this, I'm all about this.
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  And they're walking around naked and stuff and you get someone
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  who's like and then by the end of the night they're half naked.
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  So I think that was my favorite part.
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  That's awesome. That's awesome.
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  So Doberman, tell us about your first party or sex positive
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  party. What did you think?
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  Honestly, it was really it was super serious at first.
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  I was absolutely petrified. I asked Miss Ruby to put me into
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  a harness. Our first pentagram and it
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  helped me. It helped because of the
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  pressure, but overall it was awesome.
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  Miss took me to the dungeon and put like arm arm vines and put
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  me on the the suspension thing and just drove her nails across
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  my back and under my ribs, counting my ribs.
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  That was probably my favorite part.
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  That's awesome. That's awesome.
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  What did you think of like the surroundings with people?
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  Did you meet new people? I met, yeah, I met some cool
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  people. Some of them are in the room.
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  Well, all of them are in the room.
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  All. Of them in the room.
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  And it was, yeah, it was really cool meeting them, learning
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  about some cool shit. That's great.
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  That's great. Charles, what about you?
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  Real. Quick, we don't mind.
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  Oh no, I don't mind. OK, we'll let you be last
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  looking. Down I had a really good time.
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  I met some really cool new people.
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  It's always a blast meeting other people in the scene.
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  I got to do a public scene, which if if you know me at all,
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  I love that shit. Oh really?
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  No way. They I got put in the stocks and
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  Emerald put a vibrator on me and burger Daddy fucked me with some
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  big dildos like 14 inch dildos. Wow, that was fun.
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  I created puddles, a big one. The dildo was girthy.
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  Very like coke can. Were they there?
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  You go? Yeah.
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  After that I got some impact in. I got worked over the night
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  before so I couldn't perceive impact, so I got to dish it out
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  and that was a really good time. And then Emerald, the same girl,
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  she fire cut me for the first time and that was so relaxing.
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  Just the feeling of your skin, your muscles moving.
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  Love it. It's all hooked.
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  That's awesome. You don't know what I really
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  found funny was you and Charles were like, you know, we really
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  need to create barriers from when certain people are doing
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  scenes or sex scenes because everyone from the crowd, you
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  know, they just like crowd up on you.
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  They want to see it. There's plenty of room, but at
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  some point they can't see and they want to be all up in that
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  they'll. Start like 3-4 foot away, like
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  not in arm's reach and like I'll look up again and like they're
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  like face to face with me basically.
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  And I'm like home. You're you're in the wet zone #1
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  and boundaries are things. Oh, splash Zone.
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  Splash, splash zone, splash zone.
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  And then at the end of the night I got to watch some really cool
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  shit, some really hot shit. So I took my Hitachi out and I
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  made like three more puddles and so into the night.
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  That's awesome. Well, Charles Talus, you were
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  like your go to. You were like changing sheets.
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  You were like setting up things for people.
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  I was your proper bitch last night working.
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  But it was a good thing though, because I got to go and run
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  everywhere and there's a lot of shit going on.
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  It was great. As far as favorites, God,
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  there's a lot of S&M scenes going on.
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  A lot of fire cupping. That was cool.
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  A lot of suction cups. I hooked a breast puff up on a
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  couple of people, show them how it worked.
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  There was a lot of fucking going on.
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  A. Lot of fucking was there not.
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  Tremendous amount. Everybody stopped about 3:50 and
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  I stayed with them and it was just Dicks and pussies
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  everywhere. I'm so glad I went to sleep.
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  You know, at 2:30, I was exhausted and you're like, don't
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  worry me, I got it. I was like, yeah, as long as.
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  People are trying to get up nut ham, sauce, and they just kept
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  coming. It was.
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  It was great. Tell us, tell us about that one
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  couple. You're like get your nut.
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  Oh fuck, that was so awesome. Yeah, OK, I'm not going to say
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  any names, but there was a. A new couple at the party.
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  I've seen her before, but I haven't seen her.
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  OK, but they were doing this Handmaid's Tale thing now.
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  The Handmaid's Tale, The husband or the wife holds the handmaid
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  in between the legs and then the the husband, you know, had sex
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  with a handmaid, you know, some kind of Christian, whatever.
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  So anyway this was the husband was holding the woman and then a
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  friend of ours was finger banging and shit out of her.
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  Was awesome but she was getting into it so much that he fell off
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  the back of the bed while still holding her and his head was on
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  the ground, legs in the hair and he's like hurry up and get your
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  nut and a couple of guys. We were trying to grab his legs
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  and drag everybody back on the bed as he was still coming, but
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  that was fucking hilarious. That is awesome.
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  That is so awesome. Now was there any like group sex
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  or was there any orgies or anything this time?
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  I guess you could call it group sex because I would go, I would
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  turn around and go do something else and come back.
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  And they were fresh digs in there.
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  That's nice. I don't know how many I didn't
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  count, but good for good for them.
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  Have a special friend out there. She's a trooper and just loves
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  the cock. Fresh sticks, I love it.
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  There was there was Pony on tap. I looked around and everyone was
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  fucking. I was like, I looked in One
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  Direction I was like damn. But in the other direction I was
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  like, damn. It was fucking.
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  Everywhere. Everywhere.
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  A lot of. Them.
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  Everywhere, right? A lot of oral sex, too.
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  Oh yeah. I definitely do not participate
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  in that Mia. Loads of blowjobs, I understand.
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  I know there was a lady riding that guy's face down there and
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  that was hilarious because he was having trouble breathing,
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  but she was riding it like a. Pussy.
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  I loved it. Not supposed to breathe.
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  Yeah, No, absolutely not. That's.
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  The way that's the way I die, that what a hell of a way to
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  die. There you go.
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  The good part, the upstairs where we're going to have it off
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  limits, but people wanted some privacy and I kept having to go
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  and do sheet changes in between and I think I was four or five
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  couples into it. But the last one was funny.
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  Why? Don't you go ahead and share
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  that one because she she's kind of good at talking to.
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  Well everybody, we have these very sturdy blow up mattresses
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  that we use for people to fuck on and they had, they have seen
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  some action and have taken some serious pounding.
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  A friend of ours, I broke the fucking bed last night, popped
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  it. I opened the door to see what
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  was wrong in here, both standing there and she said Oh my God we
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  broke the bed. The looks of her face is I wish
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  I had a fucking camera. It was great.
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  So didn't name who it is. No, no, name her OK.
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  No, we'll, we'll let that person come forward later.
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  You break her balls privately. Absolutely.
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  That was great. She'll have to admit what she's
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  done on the podcast. Like fucking.
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  Mask Listen, before I met any of you about 2-3 years ago, we had
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  had a bed in there and it was an old bed from like early 1920s,
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  nineteen 30s. And it was a neat little full
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  size, you know, in between like a full and a queen.
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  But five people, 5 naked bodies got in there and it looked like
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  molten lava of just five naked bodies.
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  And most of them were older too. So I was like, oh, what did they
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  do it? Oh yeah.
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  So I turned around. No sooner than I turned around,
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  I heard it fucking break and crash.
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  But they still continue fucking through.
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  It Oh, you got to go. You got.
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  To do it. So they, they were like, oh, you
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  know me over. We'll replace the bed.
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  I'm like, don't even worry about it.
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  You know, beds are meant to be broken.
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  So absolutely. See, absolutely.
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  Get your nut in. There you go.
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  Thinking of beds, My new place, I got a new mattress and I'd
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  officially break it in. So I was like, I don't want to
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  get anything on the new mattress.
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  You know, just like metaphorically break it in.
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  I had a waterproof blanket, a comforter and two sheets and it
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  went through it to my mattress. Oh Jesus, crazy.
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  I'm not going to name drop, but Oh my God, a tarp and a bucket
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  and a mop, bitch. Wow.
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  Get a tarp. We also need like bulk Lube
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  because I was on Lube duty so much last night.
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  You. Were oh.
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  My God, it wasn't just you as a shit load of fuck.
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  Oh, we have more help. There's a, there's a little,
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  there was some large insertions going on last night, No.
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  Way. You know, that was shit going on
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  everywhere. It was great.
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  That's going to be the title of this episode.
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  Get a tarp because I swear, you know, I told everybody as they
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  came through the gate, I'm like, look, please, you know, you can
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  go in the house, you can go to the bathroom, do your thing.
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  There's ice in the kitchen. But can we not, you know, like,
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  utilize any of the living space because it's just more to clean
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  up. But you know, they see a nice
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  little chaise lounge. And I thought, OK, people are
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  going to sit there and wait to go to the bathroom.
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  They're like, Oh, no, no, no, no, we're going to have, you
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  know, we're going to fuck. Right here, yes.
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  How many people were like fucking and eating pussy on that
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  chaise lounge and I'm but this thing either I'm just going to
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  burn or replace the fabric, I don't know which, but it's like
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  Jesus, how much bodily fluid is on this thing?
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  A lot. A lot.
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  I've seen a lot of it. He's positive.
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  You notice how I never sit on that thing?
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  Don't. I don't never play on that.
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  Don't play on it, don't sit on it.
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  Ever. It's a leaf place in this house,
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  I think. I haven't played.
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  There you go, right? There, there you go.
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  Yeah, don't. Don't put a blackout on that
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  thing. Nothing.
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  The 4th of July. I need the black light, you
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  know, scan everything that's. Not.
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  You know what's really funny is my housekeeper was in the
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  lifestyle in like the 80s and she is so cool.
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  She's cool lesbian from the Bronx, awesome lady, super.
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  But I had to tell her I'm like, hey Mary, would you do me a
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  favor? Would you mind sanitizing that
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  couch? Because on Saturday people
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  fucked on it with no blanket, no nothing.
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  And she's like, don't don't worry, girl.
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  I gotcha. I gotcha.
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  Oh my thank God. But anyway, you all met my good
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  friend Tammy. Oh yes, yes, she's a hedonist.
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  She's awesome. Who else was who was with us?
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  God, we had such a good time. Sinister smile Shaman.
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  He was here. He helped with your scene
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  exactly you got. A massage from.
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  Me. Oh, he needed one.
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  Yeah, she definitely. For those of you who are
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  listening in, Mrs. Ruby gives the best fucking massages.
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  Like I was apparently so tense and afterwards just jello.
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  Oh wow, that's awesome. I can.
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  Be mean. And nice, I know you have so
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  many skills. People just don't know, but
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  they're going to know. No, I definitely need to give
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  shame and a better one though because he did not get the one
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  he deserved. He was sitting awkwardly so it
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  was really hard for me to actually like give him the
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  shoulder massage, but I'll probably give him one when we
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  don't my trip together. So Ruby is traveling some more.
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  You're going to go to New York City.
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  Yes, in December. I'm so excited.
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  Where else are you going now? So I'm currently traveling
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  mainly Florida, so I've got some stuff in All I Know coming up.
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  I've got some stuff in Jacksonville coming up.
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  I'm in Dallas pretty frequently. So Dallas, Fort Worth area is
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  kind of kind of bright, my sweet spot over there.
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  Then I have New York in December, DC in December.
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  But I mean, I'll go wherever people ask me to go.
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  Like I'm looking at potentially doing Atlanta, maybe Miami.
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  I want to go to Vegas at some point.
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  I have a lovely friend who wants to be a Dom and she's in DC and
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  you would love her. I'm going to tell her to hit you
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  up. I'm going to give you, yeah.
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  I'm only going to be in DC for like two or three days.
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  It's a very short trip because I'm only going there because
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  some of my clientele will be there for work and they're like,
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  hey, we saw you were going to New York.
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  Will you swing through DC on the way home?
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  And I'm like, because I was, I was going to fly to New York,
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  but then I was like, you know what?
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  I want a road trip. Like I want a legit road trip.
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  So I'm driving it's. A great trip.
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  Yeah, it's a great trip. I've done it.
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  You'll love it. Yeah, and so they, they messaged
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  me and they're like, hey, we'll be in DC on December like 11th
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  through the 13th. Would you swing through DC on
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  your way home? And I'm like, you pay for my
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  hotel, I'll stay in DC for a couple days.
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  But you know, that's the thing with me, like if you want me to
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  specifically go somewhere that I'm not already scheduled to go,
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  if you cover my hotel room, I'll go.
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  And cuz I mean, I do the whole fly me to use stuff, but that's
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  only if I'm going for one person.
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  Like if I'm going for multiple people, I'm not going to do
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  that, you know, Yeah. Or if I'm going for a photo
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  shoot, which is what I'm doing in New York, you know, and
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  content purposes, like I'm not going to do that.
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  But yeah, no, I, I'm taking requests for different locations
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  because I want to travel more. I'm enjoying travelling.
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  There's possibility of me going to Cleveland.
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  There's possibly, I'm looking at going to Canada because I've got
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  people in Vancouver and Toronto that I want to visit, you know?
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  Yeah, I'm just travelling. Well.
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  Tell everybody your website so I'll be able to find you.
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  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's really simple.
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  It's Mistress rubyred.com. I try to keep it updated with my
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  travel dates, but currently it's it's a little lacking.
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  I need to get back on that. It's a lot to keep up with,
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  yeah. It's a lot and I'm the only one
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  doing it like I don't have anyone.
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  I'm I'm trying to recruit help right now.
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  She's been Doberman over here been bugging me to let her help
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  me but but I'm stubborn so I like to do everything by myself.
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  So it's just it's a lot to keep up with.
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  It is. I have to redo my entire booking
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  form too because it crashed. I was so sad.
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  It's a lot. It's a lot to deal with.
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  So Miss Slut, Miss Whore, yes. So we have some future plans.
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  We're going to do some sexy content so people know how to
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  find you. Yeah.
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  And then we have one coming up that's about to come out.
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  OK. That was.
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  On the needle play, Yeah, the. Needles one.
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  Yes, that'll come out this week as well.
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  So tell everyone you want to give them your Snapchat or you
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  want to give them their Fetlife. Definitely my fetlife.
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  I'm that whore out on fet DM me. Follow me you will set something
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  up if you want my Snapchat. And she loves Legos and
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  chocolate I. Do Legos will get you so far
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  it's the best aftercare because it takes your mind completely
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  like focusing on let me find this piece and then this piece
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  needs to go here. So like, I do some really,
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  really rough scenes, like more than like honestly any.
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  Girl. I know like I know a lot of guys
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  that do as rough scenes as me but like afterwards like my
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  mental health takes a little sometimes so Legos really help.
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  That's awesome. That's awesome.
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  So, Charles, what about you? Great.
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  Answer I'm. Not looking for anybody else, I
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  serve you. I serve myself well.
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  I was going to say, you know, you're here for, gosh, we have
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  so many plans to do so many things for content and it's
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  going to be fun. Get me back.
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  Duo's back. Do what we need to get me back
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  in some of your contents. Fuck yeah.
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  We do with me. I love it, sure.
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  Yeah, look at. This.
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  I'm done. Absolutely.
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  Look at that. See, I love this attitude.
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  This is great. Whatever she wants.
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  I might be changing my handle, by the way, because I know it's
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  been like Ruby red for the longest because I'm trying to
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  figure out how I want to brand myself.
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  Yeah. And I just had to start a new
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  Instagram account because I got banned on Instagram for some
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  bullshit so. I created.
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  A new account and it's it's fantasy Ruby red but spelled
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  with aph instead of an F and I'm thinking I might make that my
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  new handle on everything because I really like the way it looks.
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  OK. And you know it.
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  It captivates the fact that while I, you know, while I give
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  the BDS of experience, at the same time, you know, at the end
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  of the day, what we're doing is a fantasy.
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  You OK? OK, you know, what we're doing
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  is is a fantasy and I just like the way it sounds.
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  And plus there's that Monster. I'm trying to get sponsored by
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  Monster. If you guys hear this send shit
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  into Monster to tell them to sponsor me because they have a
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  ultra fantasy Ruby red. And it came out after I started
• 20:07
  burning myself as Ruby red. It's the best flavor.
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  And it's a really good flavor. So I'm trying to get Monster to
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  sponsor me, so we need that. Heck yeah, we need to make.
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  That happen. Exactly.
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  And you know, I encourage people, I will be happy to give
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  for my locals as well or you know, video chats or whatever.
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  I'm, I'm happy to give people discounts for sessions if
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  they're going to go on Apple or well, preferably Apple, but
• 20:34
  Amazon, Spotify, you know, give us good ratings on the podcast.
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  Because I had a lovely little stalker asshole that decided he
• 20:42
  was going to give me one great review at the very beginning of
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  our friendship, friendship and quotes because he's an asshole.
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  And then he turns around and leaves me a horrible review and
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  dropped my rating for fun. So.
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  Yes, he's like hope he gets worms in his asshole.
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  Well, you know it would be. Seeing the person he's with.
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  No, I think his Dick hole would be better.
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  My personal. I like pineapples and pianist.
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  I think that's. Just ginger.
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  Ginger, I must say ginger. With the no, I mean like the
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  entire pineapple. No, no, no, he's the whole
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  pineapple. A pine cone.
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  Pineapple. Yeah, but it goes in easily, but
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  then it can't be pulled out. Oh, it's creative.
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  That's creative. God, we're sick bucks.
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  He deserves it because he's a little twat.
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  He's a little twat cunt. I know a manly man.
• 21:45
  I want to do that too. iPad handlebars.
• 21:48
  I just want to fuck him up. He's just so manly.
• 21:50
  I just want to be like bend over bitch.
• 21:52
  That black dildo will do it my. I was.
• 21:57
  Shocked, he watched me be asked the whole night and he was like,
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  is it my turn? I was like what?
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  Absolutely bend over right now. Good Lord God, so many thoughts
• 22:07
  of anal. All right, so I'm.
• 22:09
  Not you need a tarp, yes. Exactly.
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  We need a tarp that's. What a.
• 22:18
  Great way to end this episode. Thank you.
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  We need a tarp. All right, so thank you all for
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  joining us and participating and telling us all the fabulous
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  stories. And you know, I'm going to give
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  a shout out to our wonderful friends, the the dancers.
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  They're amazing. They're such cool people.
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  I mean, they make the fucking party.
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  And I was really fortunate that they were able to make it this
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  weekend. So they're awesome.
• 22:43
  They're awesome. Love them both.
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  And their friends, the other swinger couple, too.
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  Yeah, they were a lot of fun last night.
• 22:51
  That's awesome. Alright guys.
• 22:53
  Well, thanks again. And until then, may all your
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  fantasies become realities.