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Selects: Mermaids: Not a real thing · Stuff You Should Know

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, and welcome to Saturday. Yesterday was Friday, Tomorrow Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Today's Saturday. This is Chuck. Today's episode is Mermaids not
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  Speaker 1: a real thing? This from August four, and I gotta say,
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  Speaker 1: I just remember thinking this is kind of an interesting podcast,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why I picked it for Saturday. Enjoy, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you Should Know, a production of I
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  Speaker 1: Heart Radio. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. There's Charles w Chuck Bryant, Jerry's over there
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  Speaker 1: in the ether, floating, possibly not existing, who knows. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And this is stuff you should know, that's right, Just
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  Speaker 1: a couple of a couple of mermen trying to make
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  Speaker 1: their way in the world, trying to keep their tails wet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you know, yeah, that thing dries out. You've seen Splash. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a actually post. She dried out and she was
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  Speaker 1: just fine. Oh. I thought, oh, you're thinking of et
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  Speaker 1: when he turned all white and dried out. I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking a Splash because I couldn't remember. It's one of
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  Speaker 1: It was one of my favorite movies as a kid.
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  Speaker 1: It was a cute. Um. It was one of those
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  Speaker 1: early HBO movies early Tom Hanks, which I'm a big
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  Speaker 1: fan of early Tom Hanks. And um, I just thought
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  Speaker 1: it was a really fun and funny movie. John Candy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a great movie. What's his name played the
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  Speaker 1: evil man trying to expose her. Um, Eugene Leevy, I think, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: was he the bad guy? Yeah, he was the one
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  Speaker 1: that you know, that's a high quality movie when Eugene
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  Speaker 1: Levy's the bad guy. Yeah, that was the SETV crew
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  Speaker 1: And um, he actually tried to spray her and get
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  Speaker 1: her wet so she would and in fact, kid turned
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  Speaker 1: into a mermaid on the sidewalk, So that's what it was.
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  Speaker 1: And she got wet, she turned in to a mermaid, right,
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  Speaker 1: she got dried, no problem. Yes, And Darryl, of course,
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: who's running around with Neil Young? Now? Oh really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How about that couple? Sure? Why not? They're both environmentalists.
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  Speaker 1: But there's a lot of turquoise in that bedroom. I
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  Speaker 1: wonder if you hook up with Neil Young, if or
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  Speaker 1: anyone like that, if if you're sort of a new
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  Speaker 1: relationship and not like the wife they had for forty years,
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  Speaker 1: if you're like, play a song, why don't you what like,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if you asked them to play music. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: like you're actually into him? Yeah, Like if if you're
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  Speaker 1: Billy Joel's new year old wife, do you ever say, like, hey, honey,
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  Speaker 1: play me a tune, Play that one that you that
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  Speaker 1: you wrote ten years before I was conceived. I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm What I'm saying is I would have a hard
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  Speaker 1: time being with Neil Young and not every night after
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  Speaker 1: dinner just kind of nudging the guitar towards him, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got you and saying I'd love to hear old Man,
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  Speaker 1: please baby one for me, And yeah, he says, I've
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  Speaker 1: played that song times. Yeah, I would guess that, well,
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you I would. I would. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: would guess that once you reach a certain point and
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  Speaker 1: playing a song, you never want to hear that song
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  Speaker 1: or even think about it existing again, but then you
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  Speaker 1: still have to play it. I try not to think
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  Speaker 1: about that when I'm at those shows. Yeah, it makes
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  Speaker 1: me feel bad for him, like they might as well
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  Speaker 1: be you know, in the monkey house or something and
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  Speaker 1: you just throwing bananas at him, and God bless the
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  Speaker 1: people who really bring it still where you feel like, man,
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  Speaker 1: they're playing that song for me tonight, Adam Man, does
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  Speaker 1: he still bring it? He's just who came to mind.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas when I saw the Police on their reunion, they
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  Speaker 1: were phoning it in really, even Stewart Copeland. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: mean they were playing the songs, but it just it
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  Speaker 1: didn't look like they were enjoying themselves at all. It
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  Speaker 1: looked like a total money grab. Sure, they entered from
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  Speaker 1: three separate entrances and exited from three separate and I
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  Speaker 1: got the feeling they didn't even like speak much. That's
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  Speaker 1: like I was reading an article on the Ramons, the
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  Speaker 1: Rolling Stone one recently. Uh, yeah, I guess it was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they had a great article on them, so yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: guess it was. It was definitely Rolling Stone. So okay,
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  Speaker 1: did you read it? Yeah, then it was awesome. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're like they they would they would just like get
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  Speaker 1: on the bus and not speak to one another, go
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  Speaker 1: to the next town and get on stage and play
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  Speaker 1: and then come off stage and not like they would
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  Speaker 1: they would speak on stage because they had to. That
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  Speaker 1: was it. Apparently, Well, at least Joey and who was
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  Speaker 1: his big foil d there's those ones who really hated
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  Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, supposedly they didn't speak at all for
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  Speaker 1: like twenty five years straight, right, because Joey stole d
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  Speaker 1: D's like love of his life and then they were
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  Speaker 1: in the band together still after that it was just
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  Speaker 1: like ts Man, so weird, so like a lot of songs,
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  Speaker 1: especially once like the kk K Took My Baby Away.
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  Speaker 1: That's about Joey stealing d D's girlfriend. Wow, it was
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  Speaker 1: a great article. Yeah, good ready, um so back to Splash,
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  Speaker 1: funny movie about a mermaid, and we're gonna talk about
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  Speaker 1: mermaids here, and mostly what we're gonna cover is the
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  Speaker 1: lore in history and the mythology of the mermaid because
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  Speaker 1: there's a little giveaway there are no mermaids. What did
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  Speaker 1: you look up like pictures of real mermaids sightings and stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the same thing as pictures of Bigfoot sightings
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  Speaker 1: and pictures of UFO sighting some weird distant blur that
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  Speaker 1: like you can't it could be kelped or is such
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  Speaker 1: an obviously doctored photo. What would be fun, though, is
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  Speaker 1: if we had a time machine. Forget killing Hitler, forget
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  Speaker 1: like back machine. Oh yeah, that's right. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: we don't put this into good use. Yeah, forget like, um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, saving the world. They're keeping the Dodo from
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  Speaker 1: going extinct. I would take some of these doctored photos
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  Speaker 1: that are just so easy to make today back to
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  Speaker 1: like the nineteen twenties and be like, look at this,
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  Speaker 1: and they go, yeah, I know, we still believe in
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  Speaker 1: that stuff, with your aim being what just a freak amount.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I figured there'd be a money angle. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Josh is traveling Wonder Wonder Emporium. It's not a bad
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  Speaker 1: idea where in which you just show them photos, but
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  Speaker 1: I charged them like two thousand sixteen rates and no
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  Speaker 1: one can possibly afford that, So I go out of business,
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  Speaker 1: like almost immediately. Right there's like one guy in the town.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I'll pay twenty seven fifty to see those right,
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  Speaker 1: step right up, towns only billionaire. Um, that's a great idea.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why no one ever thought of that.
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  Speaker 1: It was a terrible idea, Like from beginning to end.
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  Speaker 1: Forget going back and betting on the stock market or
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  Speaker 1: the outcome of the World Series. I'm gonna go back
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  Speaker 1: and set up a business doom to fail. Alright, So
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about mermaid uh lore. Well, we can start
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  Speaker 1: here in the more modern age, because there are still
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  Speaker 1: places that try and take people for money, like we
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  Speaker 1: were just talking about, even like me Um in fact
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  Speaker 1: uh in Israel on the coast there, Um, they actually
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  Speaker 1: have a town called Kiryat Yam. And if you go
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  Speaker 1: to Kiryat Yam you could win how much money does
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  Speaker 1: he even say? Million bucks million American dollars if you um,
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  Speaker 1: if you provide incontrovertible evidence of the mermaid that is
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  Speaker 1: reputed to want to live there and appear at sunset
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  Speaker 1: as of two thousand nine was the first sighting there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And of course what that is is is a ploy
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  Speaker 1: to try and get tourists and come and spend money
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  Speaker 1: in the town and look for the mermaid. Come on, chumps,
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  Speaker 1: welcome you to Kiryat Yam. I'm sure lock ness has
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  Speaker 1: made plenty of tourist money over the years. Apparently they
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  Speaker 1: have a standing offer as well, and that's where the
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  Speaker 1: mayor of Kuryot Yam got the idea great idea. And
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  Speaker 1: actually I saw that photo too. It's kind of neat.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is or who created it
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, but there's allegedly a photo taken obviously from
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  Speaker 1: like a cliff down on to a beat, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a beach that will have like a big just slab
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  Speaker 1: of rocks surrounded by sand, sand and mermaids. Right, there's
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  Speaker 1: a mermaid on that rock, just kind of looking out
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  Speaker 1: in the sea. And of course it could be anything.
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  Speaker 1: It could be totally doctored, who knows, um, but it's
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  Speaker 1: from a distance. And at least they didn't like go
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  Speaker 1: full out like perfect picture of a mermaid of Red's.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's just um suggestive enough that people who believe
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  Speaker 1: in such things would be like the right there, there's
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  Speaker 1: a picture of a mermaid, you know, so that that
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  Speaker 1: was found in two thousand nine or that surfaced in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand nine, and since then the surfaced right, since
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  Speaker 1: then the town's uh had that standing offer, correct? So uh.
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  Speaker 1: The really the interesting thing to me about mermaids is
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  Speaker 1: the mythology. Did you take mythology in college at all? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I did. It. Always wanted it to interest me more
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  Speaker 1: than it did me too. It was just I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if it wasn't explain to me quite well enough,
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  Speaker 1: or just the ancients non bicameral mind wasn't um fused
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  Speaker 1: together enough to interest people in the modern age. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think so. I think the stories themselves, as far
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  Speaker 1: as good storytelling, we're just lacking because a lot of
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  Speaker 1: them were just versions of one another, and there was
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  Speaker 1: usually a very basic uh premise or or moral um.
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  Speaker 1: And in the case of mermaids, a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: they were a lot of folksore even was rooted in misogyny.
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  Speaker 1: You know how you know there'll be a woman to
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  Speaker 1: come along and screw your life up right, or if
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  Speaker 1: you written up a woman, um, she will kill your
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  Speaker 1: children or something like that, like women were not to
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  Speaker 1: be trusted, and they were murderous and duplicidus and a
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  Speaker 1: lot of mythologies to the old hag so uh, it
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  Speaker 1: was in various I mean hundreds and hundreds of books
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  Speaker 1: and texts, including the Talmud believe it or not. And
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  Speaker 1: we've talked about plenty of the Elder, the Beer and
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  Speaker 1: the Dude Rome's plan of the Elder. He in his
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  Speaker 1: Natural History talked about a mermaid like creature called the nereid. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm pronouncing that correctly. Yeah, in E R E.
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  Speaker 1: I d that EI is a tough transition. It is
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  Speaker 1: because you want to say, like Nereid. Yeah, ner Red,
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  Speaker 1: these are sea nymphs, half human, half fish mermaids and um.
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  Speaker 1: He also talked about c men and we should point
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  Speaker 1: out that Merman we made the joke about us being Merman.
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  Speaker 1: I believe Merman were even first on the literary scene.
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  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Well first, at least with mythology or
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  Speaker 1: um theology. I guess there's a Babylonian god of the
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  Speaker 1: sea named Ea, yeah, e a sports um just e A,
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  Speaker 1: and he pops up in uh Babylonian mythology from I
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  Speaker 1: think four thousand years ago, and they think that he's
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  Speaker 1: actually the progenitor of or the predecessor I should say,
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  Speaker 1: of Poseidon, who is the Greek god of the sea,
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  Speaker 1: and Neptune, who's the Roman god of the sea. Because
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  Speaker 1: the Greeks gave us Western culture, but they just walked
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  Speaker 1: around to all of the neighboring cultures and picked their
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  Speaker 1: favorite parts and put them together, and that was definitely
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  Speaker 1: one of them. Yeah. Yeah, uh, well we talked in
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  Speaker 1: our I guess it was in the folklore and fairy
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  Speaker 1: tale episodes that were twin episodes almost um about the
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  Speaker 1: original Little Mermaid and how you know she was disnified
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  Speaker 1: to the fullest, but the original story was far darker, darker,
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  Speaker 1: but also even more touching by far like, I went
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  Speaker 1: back and read the last um the last like section
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  Speaker 1: of it. Well, give me a summary at the So
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  Speaker 1: at the end, this is where dramatically differs from the
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  Speaker 1: Disney story. The little Mermaid is scorned for another woman
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  Speaker 1: her the guy she loves chooses someone else and marries her,
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  Speaker 1: and the Little Mermaid is like, dude, I gave up
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  Speaker 1: my tail for you, I think, which has my tongue
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  Speaker 1: kind of thing um, and I want to get back
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  Speaker 1: my life. So her sisters came and bring her this
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  Speaker 1: ritual knife and say, you can convert back to a
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  Speaker 1: mermaid if before dawn you plunge this knife into this
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  Speaker 1: dude's heart, this guy who loves heart, and you get
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  Speaker 1: some of his blood on your feet, you will regrow
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  Speaker 1: your tail and you can jump into the sea and
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  Speaker 1: everything will be just fine again. So she goes and
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  Speaker 1: she finds the guy sleeping with his new bride beside him,
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  Speaker 1: and she just can't do it. She throws the knife
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  Speaker 1: into the sea and um becomes c foam. She disintegrates
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  Speaker 1: and becomes c foam. So she gives her her own
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  Speaker 1: happiness up for this guy's right and dies as a result.
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  Speaker 1: But even better than that, when she turns into sea foam,
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  Speaker 1: she becomes a different mythical creature, uh like basically an
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  Speaker 1: air nymph that goes around like helping humans um and
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  Speaker 1: she can possibly get into heaven if she helps people
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  Speaker 1: um for three hundred years. Hans Christian Andersen wrote it
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  Speaker 1: way better than I just recounted it a lot less
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  Speaker 1: ums and likes, but it's it's pretty it's worth reading. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Plenty also talked about merman um back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: and there would be merman or seamen who would at
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  Speaker 1: night climb up onto ships as a quote that so
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  Speaker 1: I'm reading it weird, upon which the side of the
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  Speaker 1: vessel where he seated himself would instantly sink downward, and
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  Speaker 1: if you remain there any considerable time, even go underwater.
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  Speaker 1: And that was something that we will see as we
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  Speaker 1: talk more about mermaids is they are um very They're
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  Speaker 1: often either an omen that's something bad is going to
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  Speaker 1: happen to sailors or coastal dwelling people, or they actually
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  Speaker 1: directly cause harm two sailors or coastal dwelling people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and most times under the guys of something beautiful and
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  Speaker 1: like a siren. Um, they are often Well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: we haven't even described one. Surely you know that a
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  Speaker 1: mermaid has the head and body torso of a of
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  Speaker 1: a woman, human woman, usually with huge boobs. Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about a sailor's account, sure, yeah, she was busty.
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  Speaker 1: Did I mention the boobs? Yes, you did, sir seven times? Um?
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  Speaker 1: And uh from the you know torso down she's a
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  Speaker 1: fish maybe web feet maybe not very graceful, very fast
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  Speaker 1: and always beautiful. Uh, it depends. Oh yeah, yeah. There
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  Speaker 1: were some of legend that we're not ugly really yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not ugly, or that they were not in parentheses beautiful
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  Speaker 1: comma ugly. Uh. Well, I hadn't heard about that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's in here. I thought. I'm just I must
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  Speaker 1: have missed that part. It's it's it's far more frequent
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  Speaker 1: what you were saying, that they were beautiful and alluring. Um,
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  Speaker 1: but we'll talk more about that after we take a break. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Chuck. We were saying that, for the most part,
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  Speaker 1: mermaids are beautiful and one of the reasons why they
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  Speaker 1: are supposed to be beautiful is because they are frequently
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  Speaker 1: um accused of luring men sailors out to see to
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  Speaker 1: their death. Yeah, and how you do that? You do
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  Speaker 1: that one of two ways. You have a beautiful singing voice,
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  Speaker 1: or you just straight up look good yourself. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: And if you have a beautiful singing voice, you're a siren,
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  Speaker 1: in which case you would not be a mermaid because
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  Speaker 1: the siren is half bird, half woman, and they don't
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  Speaker 1: even necessarily live in the water or near the water.
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  Speaker 1: They're sometimes described as hanging out in fields. I guess
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you can be very pretty and be a good singer, right,
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  Speaker 1: your mermaid? But the yeah you could be, Yeah, sure
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  Speaker 1: you'd be. Who am I to disagree? Or Alicia Keys
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  Speaker 1: or Adele? Oh you know who I like his? Uh Rihanna?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's great man, very pretty. That part in
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  Speaker 1: uh what's it called this at the end and she
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  Speaker 1: played herself, Yeah, yeah, she's pretty great. She was pretty funny.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Sarah likes bank her and she just immediately turned
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  Speaker 1: around and smacked the heck out of him. Yeah. I
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: enjoyed parts of that movie, especially Michael Sarah. Yeah, playing
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  Speaker 1: like a cooked out jerk. That was really funny. Um,
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  Speaker 1: So back to the beautiful mermaids though, Uh there there
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  Speaker 1: was one and one thousand BC in Syria. And her name,
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  Speaker 1: how would you pronounce that? At her gaddis? Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: think you nailed it. Yeah, yeah, all right, we'll go
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  Speaker 1: with that. And she and you'll you'll see a lot
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  Speaker 1: of duality a lot of these stories. And she was
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  Speaker 1: one for sure. That was a protector, a goddess. I
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  Speaker 1: think she protected the fertility of her people and um
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  Speaker 1: watched over them and uh, fell in love with a
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  Speaker 1: human man, as you will often see in a lot
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  Speaker 1: of these stories. Dude, yeah, dude, and it and it
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  Speaker 1: was fine for a little while, like in most stories,
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  Speaker 1: and then it goes south and she kills him. She
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  Speaker 1: crushed him with her greatness. Oh I thought, like her
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  Speaker 1: big tail or something. I don't know. Well, she wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a mermaid yet. This is where she becomes. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about that. So um, she accidentally kills him
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  Speaker 1: and then his very shamed throws herself into the lake
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  Speaker 1: because she wants to become a fish, and she's so
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  Speaker 1: beautiful that it only works half as good. I really
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  Speaker 1: can't figure out the math on that. But I guess
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  Speaker 1: she's just so beautiful that the human beauty part of hers, like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I won't be a fish, just the lower half can
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  Speaker 1: be a fish. Yeah, because she had to fungus, so
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  Speaker 1: that was easily overcome, but her face was really nice,
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  Speaker 1: so the fish part just couldn't overcome that. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: So she ended up a mermaid. Weird story. Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: just weird, like like oh, it's foreign or anything. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not being xenophobic, but it really like says a lot
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  Speaker 1: about like humanity and like how we think of things like, no,
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  Speaker 1: he was so good looking that this magic couldn't even
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  Speaker 1: overcome that. You know that point. We place a lot
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  Speaker 1: of value on that kind of thing. Uh, all right,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: should we move on to Germany? Yeah? This one was
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: kind of interesting to me because Germany's landlocked. I never
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: really thought about it. What does Germany have a mermaid mythology? Well,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I mean they have lakes, I guess, but mermaids are
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: ocean dwellers, aren't they know? There are some river dwellers. Oh,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: that's right, although I think the sirens were specifically river. Well,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: then in the German myth that was a river dweller. Correct, Okay, yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the Nixes. Uh yeah, and they lured men into the river. Yeah,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: it was a river, and so they could drown them,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: like again the call of the siren. Come in here.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Look how beautiful I am. And now I'm holding your
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: head underwater and you can't breathe anymore. And the guys like,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I regret nothing. But this duality that we're talking about
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: is uh what you see a lot of times in
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: mermaid myths from West Africa. The Mommy Wada, the mother Water.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: She was a mermaid who was very nurturing and very
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: loving if you didn't cross her. Yeah, exactly. That's where
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the duality comes in. I don't even know that's duality.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I think that's just a complex person, good, good complex
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: character there. Yeah, yeah, so she's great, but when you
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: cross her, she's murderous. Sure, all right, And that's what
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: she did. Actually, she had If you were loyal to her,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: she would you could be wealthy from her magic mirror
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: and comb. But if you betrayed her, then what this
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: article says is she reigns down fury and destruction right
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: word from above. But the duality is as an important
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: part of it because the the physical creature itself is
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: two things, and they are also too things emotionally. And
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: but so the mermaid, the mermaid or mermaid or murf
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: folk as their call in this article. Yeah so mrf
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: folks are half fish half people, right, But they're not
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: anywhere near unique in the pantheon of mythological creatures throughout
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: the ages. Right, there's again, there's sirens, half birds, half women.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: There's there's just tons of hat like them. The minataur
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: half man, half bull. The centaur was what half go
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: or horse and half man. I don't remember that sounds right,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I think half horse um. And I was like, where
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: did all these come from? I suspected beast reality, And
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: it turns out I may be right. Yeah, yeah, you
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: find there are some scholars out there who believe that
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: this is the product of a much more relaxed attitude
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: towards beast reality than we modern humans have today. Yeah. Yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I still never saw that documentary about the horse. Yeah
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: it's a good one, zoo. Yeah, I need that fell
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: off my radar. Man. It's one of those ones where
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: they largely to recreate, Like the whole thing is almost recreation,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: And I usually am not hip on those. It doesn't
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: feel like a documentary to me, But that one changed
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: my mind about that whole technique that they did it
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: so well. It's rough. It's rough, especially like when you
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: think about you know, the animals as well. Yeah, of
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: course you know, but there's more than just that that
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: makes it rough. I need to see that, um So.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I guess we can talk a little bit about some
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: eyewitness accounts. They're all bunk, of course, but they have
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: happened in World War two in Japan on Indonesia's Kai Islands. Uh.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Supposedly they encountered a monster on the beach that had
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: you know, webbed hands and feet and was kind of
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: part human part fish. It was like, look at these
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: jazz hands. You can't do this. And then back in
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: the day, uh, some of our most revered explorers and
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: adventurer adventurers reported seeing mermaids, like John Smith and Henry
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Huntson and Columbus him, Yeah, what was There's a good
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: quote in here from Columbus because he wasn't too impressed.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: He said, and here's the thing. I read that in
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: his diary. He's referring to himself in the third person. Well,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: that says a lot. That's odd. He's like Ricky Henderson, right,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: or George Costanza. So he says that he saw some
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, the quote cent and you got to read
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: the quote. He's sailing around, not that it e Oh
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: what is that in the ocean? I think I'll take
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: a look through my spye glass. The day before when
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: the admiral was going to the and the admiral is himself, Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm thinking. He was the admiral of his
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: fillet for sure. The day before when the admiral was
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: going on to the Rio del Oro, that's the river
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: old he said he saw three mermaids who came quite
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: high out of the water. But we're not as pretty
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: as they are depicted. For somehow, in the face they
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: look like men. But I still thought about it. Yeah. So,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and what they think now, and I don't know how
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: they substantiated this, is that Columpus was seeing manatees. Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Have you seen manatees? Yeah, it looks nothing like a human.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: From enough of a distance, though, you're like, wait, what
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: is that, especially if you've never seen a manatee before.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think it looks human like at all. But
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: from enough of a distance. Yeah, I can see how
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: somebody would, especially if you believe that mermaids existed. You
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: see a manatee, maybe it's hard for me to totally
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: get that go there in that put my mind in
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: that kind of frame, in the frame of Christopher Columbus, well,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: just to have never seen a mermaid, to have never
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: seen a manatee, to be high on on the aarrow
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: wax scalps, like I just blanked on the green marijuana,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: the green, the green drink absinthe I don't think Absinthe
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: was around with Columbus. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: You're shooting that stuff. Kind of see it. Uh so
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: he maybe saw a manatee. I was like, yeah, they're
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: not so great looking. After all, they're not that great.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: What's everyone talking about? Uh? Yeah, he saw one. This
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: is like Jimmy Carter in the UFOs. Like you're kind
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: of surprised when you hear this that somebody sited it.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Apparently Reagan said he saw UFOs as well. Uh. John
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Smith said he saw some. He liked what he saw.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: He liked the look of the manatees because he said
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: he fell in love with one with long green hair. Yeah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: he said it was it wasn't bad looking, or it
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: wasn't unattractive or something like that. Yeah, it was kind
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: of a head. He hedged his bets a little bit.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I guess he wanted to check the rest of her
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: out and then he saw she had a tale, is like, oh,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I can't go there, So what's going on here? They're
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: hallucinating because they've been on the high seas too long.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: That's what a lot of people say. Um, other people
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: say that again, they were predisposed to believing in mermaids
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: because people thought mermaids existed. This were This was the
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: age of exploration, So it's the beginning of the age
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: of exploration, which means that before then the oceans were
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: largely unexplored and there were tons of beliefs in thousands
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: year thousands of year old mythologies about creatures that lived
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: in the sea. So if you thought that those things existed,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: then something that looked kind of like a mermaid could
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: be a mermaid. So that was probably if they were
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: just they're just cases of mistaken identity. They were highly suggestible. Yeah,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: we did. Yeah, that was a good one. I thought
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that one was going to be awful and it turned
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: out pretty great episode. Like I remember remember thinking like
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: this is not going to go well and kind like
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: kind of like this one. Yeah, how do you think
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: this one's going pretty great? All right, let's take a
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: break then and uh give each other a neck rub,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: and we'll come back more comfortable than ever. All Right,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: there is a dude. I love this guy. His name
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: is Carl Bants and he did not Carl Bands fan. Well,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I just I'm not quite sure I understand unless did
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you read the go ahead the article? Well, just to
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: set it up. Okay, So dude named Carl Bants back,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: he wrote a an article in a legitimate journal, the
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Journal Limnology and Oceanography. Um, and they published it. And
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: it is an entirely tongue in cheek but totally played
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: straight account of the extinct species mermaid. Yeah. Like wherein
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: he he surmises on like for real, where they came from,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: what their biology was, where they while they left us? Yep,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: that they were warm water dwelling, that they ate human flesh,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: which is why they lured people to their death. Um.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: He goes so far as to say that they um
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: most likely only produced one or two offspring at a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: time because the females of the of the species had
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: two breasts, and that was it. Okay, you know, sure, um,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Like this is the thought that this guy put into
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: this this article, and the fact that he writes it
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: totally straight and like really gives it its due attention,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Like it wasn't that that, like this is gonna be
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a great idea, and just the idea itself is hilarious,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: so I don't really have to put any effort into
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: actual execution. He put effort into the execution and it did.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: He did pretty good. I'm not knocking him. I guess.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I just don't see why this journal would put something
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: like that out there. Even I don't know. I mean,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I guess he had a good sense of humor and
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: they were Maybe it was the April Fools episode. I
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: was wondering if that was the case too, and I
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: forgot to look if it was the April issue. Perhaps
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: he did use the words horny skinfolds though, right, their
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: skin and he theorized was not smooth, smooth scaled like
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: a regular fish. But I had quote horny skinfolds like
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: an armadillo. Yeah. What's interesting is I saw another account
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: from eighteen thirty in Scotland. There's a kind of a
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: town called Benbecula on the Outer Hebrides, right, which is
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: like the outer Islands, the Arca Archipelago. It's archipelago. That's
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: how you say that, right, Ture arcapela ago. Yeah, either way,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: there's a town there, string of islands, coastal thank you,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the coastal town where in eighteen thirty the whole town
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: swore they saw a mermaid and tried to grab the mermaid,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: and the mermaid swam away. So some kid threw a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: rock at it and hit it in its back, and
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: two days later they found it dead on shore and
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: they felt so bad about it that they they they
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: buried it. They gave it a funeral with like a
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: casket and everything, and um they said that it didn't
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: have scales, that it had like kind of rough skin
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: instead hornie skinfold. Yeah, they didn't use that term. But
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: this is like a thing in eighteen thirty in Scotland. Yeah,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: pretty interesting that when you read the account of it
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: years later. The band name by the Wayne Skinfolds. Yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: that is interesting. Uh, maybe there's something there, right, I
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: had to keep the folds of the arny skinfold clean
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you know, but like gunk gets trapped in there. I
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe that's the name of the first single
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: cleaning the folds. The other thing um that A Bants
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: did in his article was explained probably why they're extinct.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Now he came to the conclust right their extinct um.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: He said they were warm water, so they would have
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: cohabitated or shared the their ecosystem with jellyfish. And as
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: humans started to fish more and more of the sea, um,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: we upset the ecological balance. Jellyfish populations were allowed to boom,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: which is the case, and they stung the mermaids to death.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Because the mermaids had they lacked the blubber that would
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: protect them not just in cold water, but from jellyfish
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: stings as well. So they died out from jellyfish stings. Yeah,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: because their their upper skin was just regular skin. It
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: wasn't the horny skin folds, so it provided no protection exactly.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It's worth reading. Go check it out. It's called Mermaids
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: the Biology. Their biology coal True in Demise. You can
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: find like the full pdf online. Well, I think we
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: have to address the animal planet snaphoo. I don't know
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: if they would call it a snaphoo, I think they
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: would call it a ratings bonanza. Yeah, Which what was
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the other when we talked about the Megalodon when Discovery
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Channel aired a Megalodon documentary that appeared by all accounts
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: to be true and was not the same thing with Mermaids,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: But they did it twice. They did they did a
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: sequel because it got like you said, huge ratings and uh,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: this was a documentary. Um, well, not a documentary. It
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: was a mockumentary that looked like did you watch any
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: clips or anything of the second one? Yeah? Yeah, I
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: mean it looked like, you know, a show like a
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: hunting Bigfoot crew. It's like, you know, we got this mermaid,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: we know where she is, and we're down here hunting
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: and the three thousand feet yeah, below the surface. Yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: and they interviewed a guy that looked like Zack Gallifinakis.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: If only it would have been Zacal Fineckis, it would
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: have made it much better. But um, you know then
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: it was one of these shows where at the end
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: and small lettering it was right, not me small, but
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: at the end of the credits, it's like this was
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: all made up. These are actors and yeah, but if
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: you go online, people are still like arguing over the
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: the legitimacy or credentials of the marine geologist Torsten Schmidt's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: name it is um and people are like, well, if
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: he were a real scientist, he would have been published
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: elsewhere besides this, and he's not published, and it's like
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: that's because he's not real. He's made up. Yeah, this
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: is like settled. Right. They didn't even pretend that it
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: was real, So I don't I don't know if that's
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: the case or not, because I mean, they said it
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: wasn't on the at the end of the show, okay,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: but they didn't come out and say everybody, everybody, well right,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: it's so Actually Noah, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: had to release in They felt they needed to release
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: a statement after the first one saying like, hey, um,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: her maids don't exist. No evidence has ever been found.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: We're Noah the end, And I bet they love that
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: even show. Yeah, oh my god, Noah's making a statement. Yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be all over the news, right, And so
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I guess enough people bought it and and um bought
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: into it that they were able to release a sequel,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: and in the sequel, the reason they released the sequel
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: was because Torsten Schmidt had footage of a webbed hand
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: like smacking the windshield that was little like um underwater
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: subw man sub um and then swimming off. And so
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: they just kept showing that over and over and over again,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: and it was Sack Gallif and Akis. He did look
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: like him, Tony a lot um. I thought you were
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: going to say that it was found out when Torsten
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Schmidt showed up on a episode of Two Broke Girls
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: the next week. Right, it's like a waiter and a
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: progressive insurance add it's like customer and over two exactly.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: There's one other sighting. I wanted to mention this one,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the second for my favor after the Scottish one. It
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: was in Adam, Netherlands. Is it eat him? Sure? Like
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the cheese? Yeah? Okay. Um. Two girls were like rowing
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: their boats and found a mermaid and took it home
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: and dressed it up as a little girl and taught
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: it to live on land. But it remained mute its
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: whole life. Yeah, but isn't that cute? That very cute.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: They're like, you're coming home with us, Oh, you've got
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: a family. Ts, we got a family too, and it's
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: your new family. And they just made that story up
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and told people and it survived. I guess interesting, although
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: they didn't they supported they didn't apparently like they matriculated
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: the mermaid into human society there. But we're talking fourteen thirty,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: so who knows what was going on. They were eating.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: They probably got their hands on on somebody who was
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: like who knows, and they're like, oh, mermaid, this is
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: a mermaid. Oh, just someone who had some sort of
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: physical and made them come live with them, just as
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: a girl for the rest of their life, like Schlitze
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, like we did in the Freak shows.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: They would just call them, make up whatever animal they
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: wanted to. That was another great episode. Two are you
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: just recounting the good ones while we do this one?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Just to remind people it gets better? So being a
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: mermaid is an actual job you can get if you
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: back in the day. In the nineteen forties and fifties,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: it was a big hit, uh to go to a
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: like a sea park and have mermaid shows, and specifically
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: one in is it wiki Watchie Springs? Yeah, WEEKI Watchee
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Springs Florida near Tampa. And uh, it was a booming
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: business back then. They said, um, between half million and
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: a million tourists every year, including big famous people like
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Elvis Presley and Don Knots. Yeah, those are the two
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: they mentioned. Those two would trash and place together. Oh
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I bet Don gets into the whiskey. It's all over. Um.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it was a huge steal back then. They're
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: still doing it there today. But it is a real job.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: You can um, you can go if you're a great swimmer,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: like you have to know what you're doing. Oh yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Like it seems like, oh, yeah, you just put on
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: that that tail, but that tail is is heavy and awkward.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Well but yeah, and plus like somewhat buoyant swimming with
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: your legs together. Yeah, that's hard, very difficult. Yeah, it's
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: not an easy job from what I can tell. Yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: so apparently once you put like they look very graceful,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: uh swimming around in those things. But you go put
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: one on and get in a pool and see what happens.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Right in this article, I think rightly points out that
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: the professional mermaids that you see today are um like
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: this is from years and years and years of practice,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Like they didn't just get in the water and they're like, yeah,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I'm a natural, yeah exactly. Um, it's really awkward. And
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: you also have to know how to hold your breath
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: like a mo like a mo yeah it's not myself,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you do. And you have to learn how to
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  Speaker 1: swim the mermaid crawl, which is what they name it.
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  Speaker 1: But you know it's not like regular swimming. Uh yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And you can make a little dough too,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. It said. You can be hired like
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  Speaker 1: as a one off for a party. What is that?
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  Speaker 1: Like you go to like a neighborhood pool and everyone
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  Speaker 1: gathers around, like, look at the mermaid claps out of rhythm.
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  Speaker 1: That's so fun. You're like, what do you guys want
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  Speaker 1: me to do? I guess you can do that. But
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  Speaker 1: the most mostly what I've seen are like the shows
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  Speaker 1: in some like Sleepy Florida town right like Gator Farm
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  Speaker 1: and the start in the in the WEEKI watching Mermaids
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  Speaker 1: or like at resorts or something like that. Yeah, back
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  Speaker 1: when they used to love that kind of thing. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And some of these um professional mermaids apparently use their
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  Speaker 1: uh status as a soapbox for ecology and efforts to
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  Speaker 1: keep the oceans clean. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: seems to be a real thread of that running through
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  Speaker 1: the professional mermaid culture. You're like an eco activists. That's
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  Speaker 1: a decent band name too, professional mermaid culture. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: one was rich with bands name Horny Skinfolds. Yeah. Uh,
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