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995 - Virgins (s1ep6) "Grand Slam" with Keisha and Amanda! · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, I just watched the last episode of
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: The Virgins, and I've got things I need to say.
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't cover all of this show just to be
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: stuck in a hospital room and not get to say
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: my final feelings.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: Rasha, Okay, that's ridiculous that Rasha took that guy to
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: that sex resort hotel motel and then didn't even have
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: sex with him. I mean, come on, seriously, seriously. So anyway,
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: I guess she fooled around enough, but maybe she's just
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: not ready to be penetrated.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the right word is. I'm sorry.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: I apologize. Okay, Alex, Okay, poor Alex. He really did
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: too much. He thought that that Pocono's place with the
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: heartbedd and the champagne, think that it would be fun
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: and sexy, and he really was not in on.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: The joke of it at all. Bless his heart.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: And I wish he just would have had like a nice, normal,
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: you know, meal date with Lauren.
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  Speaker 2: And told her.
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  Speaker 1: But I wish he would have told her after he
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  Speaker 1: kissed her a few times, just to show like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I can be like fun and affectionate, not.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: A weirdo, but whatever he blew it. He needs to just.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: Make out with somebody a few times before he does
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: all this nonsense. And then Sonali, you guys come on out.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: She goes to this lady who's some sort of faith healer,
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: who I guess gives her an orgasm, and now she's
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: open to trying new things. She was our hardest case
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  Speaker 1: to crack, but it seems like maybe she's the only
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: one that made any progress.
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  Speaker 2: And then who else do we have? O Dianne Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting that they showed Diane off
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: camera saying she didn't want to kiss on camera.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: And also that was not that guy's house.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: There's no way his backyard in La looks like thatunless
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: he's a millionaire, like you have to be really have
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: quite a bit of money to have a backyard like
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  Speaker 1: that in La. But I guess he didn't have a pool,
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: and a lot of people in La have pools, so
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He's definitely a renter.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, he didn't buy that property, of course, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know his life.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he did.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, hopefully she's on the right track. And the fact
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  Speaker 1: that we saw Sinali meet another version on the date
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  Speaker 1: leaves me to believe we're going into a second season
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: of this show. All right, those are my opinions from
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  Speaker 1: my hospital room. What do you guys think? Send me
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: a DM on Pink Shade. Don't send it on my
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: private one Mary page two because I never check those.
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  Speaker 1: So send me a DM on Pink Shade on Instagram
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  Speaker 1: or comment on Patreon or supergast or whatever and let
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  Speaker 1: me know what you think, because I felt like the
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: ending was kind of non what's the word I'm looking for?
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: Not eventful, non exciting. My words have lost me a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, guys, as if they wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Normally lose me.
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  Speaker 1: I can't quite get the word, but it was sort
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  Speaker 1: of a non event.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, the show is okay.
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  Speaker 1: I rated a seven out of ten, seven out of
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: ten for the virgins or virgins or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, guys, I hope to be back with you soon
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: after Virgins.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: The groom be putting match me abroad in that place,
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: and then Platform will be coming, so we've got loss
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  Speaker 1: to look forward to.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Bye, Welcome to Pink Shade Podcast.
• 3:28
  Speaker 4: I'm your I don't know so about the host. You're
• 3:32
  Speaker 4: the host right now?
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  Speaker 3: Girl, this is you you are the host that sounds
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: that sounds way too adult for me.
• 3:38
  Speaker 4: I no, one has to know that we are not
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: We should not be left in charge. No, we can
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  Speaker 4: pretend like we know what we're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, And we've been left kind of in charge for
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: like a week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been left in charge of Pink Shade for
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: like a week. How's it going? You know? What I
• 3:56
  Speaker 4: will say this is that.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: We have all come together to make sure that things
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: have that nothing got missed, and like it makes me
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: almost teary eyed, like how just we didn't skip a beat?
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  Speaker 3: Everyone just immediately?
• 4:15
  Speaker 4: Can we hurt that?
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: You know? Mary Payne was sick? Yep, and we, admittedly
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: all of us just spring to spring into action.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, okay, okay, I don't think people who listen
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  Speaker 4: to podcasts understand how incredibly supportive and wonderful this community
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: of podcasters is. Yeah, yes, I agree, we could all
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: be competing with each other, but it's not that huh
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  Speaker 4: at all. It's no some man down. Everyone jumps in,
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  Speaker 4: what do you need? How do you do it? It's all
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  Speaker 4: good everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was just like I know, with other situations,
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: things are not like that.
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  Speaker 4: People will be like that, ain't my show? Right? Well?
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  Speaker 4: Probably no.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's like I can do this, I can do that.
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  Speaker 3: What do you need me to do? You know what
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: I mean? I mean it's wonderful, like it's been great,
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: like we just record it for mashmy broad And I
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: was saying, like this week I had to record with
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  Speaker 3: people I'd never recorded with, including Amanda, Like this is
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: our well now it's our second time or second work because.
• 5:10
  Speaker 4: We're old hats at this now we know what we're like.
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  Speaker 4: We've only met.
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  Speaker 3: This is like we've talked through text, but we've only met.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone only wants.
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  Speaker 4: Right we met in New York? Now was that? What
• 5:24
  Speaker 4: was that for? That US Weekly thing? That? And that's
• 5:26
  Speaker 4: it's been for the Hunt for Love party?
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: For the Hunt for Love party?
• 5:30
  Speaker 4: Did you full pray to Rob's beauty? No? Okay, just checking?
• 5:36
  Speaker 4: Who know checking?
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  Speaker 3: I labeled him the tragic Mulatto. I'm gonna let you
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  Speaker 3: say that, not me say that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna yeah, he's the whole.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so pretty, I'm pretty, my hair so pretty.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone hates me.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone should love me because I'm so good looking.
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: Shut up, yo.
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: I was like I talked to them and we eat
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: shits and giggles and something. I did not fall for
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  Speaker 3: the green eyes. I did not fall for the haircut,
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  Speaker 3: unlike some people we know.
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  Speaker 4: So I would like to say in my own defense,
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  Speaker 4: it took about an hour to get sucked. I am.
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  Speaker 4: I am no Amy Archer. I am no poodle Anthony.
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  Speaker 4: I did not fall immediately went down immediately.
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  Speaker 3: Amy, I mean stars in their eyes.
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  Speaker 4: But they have admitted they have garbage tasting men. They
• 6:36
  Speaker 4: own it. They just proved it. They just proved it.
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  Speaker 4: I only apparently have mildly garbage taste a minute. It
• 6:42
  Speaker 4: takes some time and maybe a lot of cocktails.
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  Speaker 5: Here.
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  Speaker 4: Here's my thing.
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  Speaker 3: I always say I'm a bad judge of character. At first,
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: I admit that about myself. I usually am and I
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: don't know what it is about me. But immediately if
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh I really like this person, I'm wrong,
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: okay almost every single or if I think, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to get along great with this person, I'm wrong.
• 7:08
  Speaker 4: Either of us.
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  Speaker 3: Say I don't think I will get along with this person.
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: I'm completely wrong. I'm an immediately bad judge of character. Okay, time,
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  Speaker 3: but I think I was spot on with Rob.
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  Speaker 4: So you pegged him as a raging, narcissistic asshole from
• 7:25
  Speaker 4: this jump, I mean because I was strolling on TV. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I just we all knew he was terrible. We all
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: knew it. I did yell at him a lot, though.
• 7:35
  Speaker 4: I did give him a hard time about how he
• 7:37
  Speaker 4: talked about Jasmine. I gave him a hard time about
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  Speaker 4: how you cannot call somebody a whrror on national television,
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  Speaker 4: like this is not a thing we should be doing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but that was funny when he did. Then it
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  Speaker 3: was okay, So I did do one thing.
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  Speaker 4: What'd you do?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 4: What did he call Jasmine? He calls her a pregnant
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: He called her a pregnant horror. That was my code
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  Speaker 4: word for Amy to try to break the spell. It
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  Speaker 4: didn't work. It didn't work, It didn't work well.
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  Speaker 3: I told him he needed to make T shirts that
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: said that Keisha, Keisha, we do not need T shirts
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  Speaker 3: that's say pregnant wor.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I'm petty. I thought that was hilarious when
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  Speaker 3: he said that. Wrong, wrong, very hilarious, very wrong.
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  Speaker 4: It was ver very wrong.
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  Speaker 3: But he was like, I think you might have a
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  Speaker 3: good idea, And.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, then market it did.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you need to get on that shit right now.
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  Speaker 3: So if you're listening to the show, you're listening to
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  Speaker 3: Keisha and Amanda. Amanda is from Little Mister Recap. I
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: am yes, and we are going to be covering Virgins,
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  Speaker 3: and I think we're both pretty excited about this. But
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  Speaker 3: I did not think this was going to be the
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  Speaker 3: season finale.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like there was more story to tell. There's
• 8:50
  Speaker 4: definitely more story to tell for rassha Yeauld. Okay, folks,
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: if you've been watching Virgins, I'm going to beg of you.
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  Speaker 4: Do not sleep on Sonali's Instagram. It is unhinged. I
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: believe that this woman lunatic. I believe that too. She
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  Speaker 4: talks every week about the number she pulls in and
• 9:10
  Speaker 4: the demos she can. She has such an inflated sense
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  Speaker 4: of herself it is bonkers. Her name all the time
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: with the S is a dollar sign. Anytime she's sign,
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  Speaker 4: she's like, I'm successful. I went to Rutgers, I have
• 9:23
  Speaker 4: a business degree. There's nothing wrong with Rutgers University. It's
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: the state university. Right I'm in Pennsylvania, right next to
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  Speaker 4: me in New Jersey. It's a wonderful school, but like
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  Speaker 4: you're not at like the London School of Business or whatever, Like,
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  Speaker 4: come down, girl, you're not at Harvard. Calm down, take
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: a break. She there is something so wrong with this woman.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have been judging her on her wrongness
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  Speaker 3: just based off of the hairstyle and the makeup that
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: she chooses to wear.
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: Her look is if I know, your look is horrifically dated,
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  Speaker 4: it's bad.
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: I am not surprised to hear that her Instagram is unhinged.
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: You've got to go. It is like my new Roman Empire.
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: I just keep looking at it. I'm like, what is
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: happening here? She's crazy.
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: So someone posted in one of the Pink Shade Facebook
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  Speaker 3: groups like, uh, I guess it was something that she
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: had on her Instagram page, and I was looking at
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: what is this real?
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  Speaker 4: It was so odd. Yeah, they all like what they're
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: all just photos. They're not. I mean there's videos too,
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: but mostly it's just photos. And they all have like
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: banners at the top and bottom with like tails and
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  Speaker 4: then and half of the time. So here's where it
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: doesn't make sense. She's on a show specifically to get
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: laid right. Yes, this is our goal. All over her
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  Speaker 4: Instagram is purity equals power, pure, like, do you not
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  Speaker 4: want to have sex? Or do you want to have sex?
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  Speaker 4: And if you do want to have sex, girl, go
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: get your bag. If you don't want to have sex,
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: that's fine too, But pick a lane. She can't pick
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: a line, she can't pick She's nuts, she is nuts,
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  Speaker 4: and I could watch a lot more of her.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: She's fascinating. Oh yeah, she's utterly she's horribly fascinating. So
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: let's jump right on to it, and we're gonna open up. Okay,
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: this is episode six, which is the season finale. It
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: is Grand Slam.
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: Of course it is. We knew, we knew it was coming,
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: we knew. Nobody got a Grand Slam.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: Not even close, No, not even well. Surprisingly, the person
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: who got the most action was Sonali.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Rasha's getting close, She's getting pretty close.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so we're gonna open up with Russia.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, she's still at this very the jankiest adult resort
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: I have ever seen, and I'm gonna say we are
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: behind the paywall here. I have been to an adult
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: resort before. This wasn't particularly nice.
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: It didn't look nice.
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  Speaker 4: No, it looked dirty, and it looked old.
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: Very dirty, looked all the things.
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: Do you watch Love Island? No?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, And I've been kicking myself because if I had
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: a dollar for every time someone asked me about that.
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  Speaker 4: I had never watched it before this season. But the
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: amount of well, okay, the amount of neon at this
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: resort where Rasha is uh huh. Multiply it by one
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: hundred and that's how much neon is at this other place.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: But there's too much neon. Regardless, we do not need
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: this much neon.
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: I so it was the room being a candyland theme
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: so much, but it only had like a pillow or
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: something that was a candy.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't. I'm a theme person.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: I love a theme, okay, but I'm like, if you're
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: going to do a theme, you better theme it the
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: hell out, Like there should not be any question what
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: the theme is. I don't know what her room was.
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: I don't either, other than it looked like I don't
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: kind of like a sugared up ten year old who
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: loves unicorns designed it.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, but that ten year old hasn't quite
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: reached the Leasa Frank level yet.
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: No, they're not there yet. No, no, And clearly after
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: the ten year old left someone new to come in
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: and put the ceiling. The mirrors on the ceiling. The
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: ten year old didn't know that part, but someone else
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  Speaker 4: took care of that.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's just it's cringey, the mirrors on this side.
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: I never want to see that personally. I'm good, No,
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  Speaker 4: I'm okay. It's not my thing, and I know it's
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: some people's thing, but.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not my jam. I'm like, nope, I don't
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: need to see that. So we're still at the resort.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: She says that she the people watching is just crazy,
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: and she says, yes, I have been watching her like
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: they can smell her. And she says that she's been
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: approached by some couples and she has declined their offers.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: I think she thinks people. I don't think people can
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: smell on her. I know, obviously not smell, but like
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: can tell that she's a virgin. I think she's just
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: so uncomfortable in her own skin that she's sure people
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: are judging her all the time.
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  Speaker 3: And well, here's the is that we saw all the
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: outfits that she packed to go to the resort, and
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: everything was fucking naked, like Lea say, through so No,
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  Speaker 3: if you're walking around like that, no one is thinking
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: that you're a virgin. No, no's in a virgin.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: If you're showing up at a swingers resort, I mean
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: that's not generally where we start exactly.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: And then if they're offering for you to come and
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: join them, yeah, no, yes, because that's kind of like
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: what she gives off.
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  Speaker 4: So I think she's fun. I think she'd be fun
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: to hang out with.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: She's fun, she's funny. She is most definitely out there.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: She was very caught back because she saw a man
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: with a very large package, which I was surprised at.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: That surprised her because she has like borderline addicted to porn.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: That's I'm going to tell you. Rasha's number one problem
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: is how much porn she's watching.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: It's way too much. It's not healthy.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: And I mean, I'm someone who enjoys porn. I don't
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: care if people. You do what you want. Yes, what
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: has happened to her is she has conflated porn with
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: real life and it's not. So she's ad Just to
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: go back a couple episodes, she's at that guy's house
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: in her dingy sweatpants like over his yanky couch and
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: he's hitting her, spanking her right, and she's like, this
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: isn't as sexy as the porn video. Well, no, of
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: course it's not. That's no, that's a movie.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: That's yes, these are paid actors, sit who who's just
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: put together?
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just like she is.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: And a lot of people are addicted to porn and
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: it is just such a false reality that she has,
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: especially with her not being experienced at all. Now, it's
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: one thing if you've had sex before, you kind of
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: know what's going on, and when this is all you
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: know of sex, like.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know how she would be satisfied. I
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: would like to take her and be like, girl, I'm
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: gonna I'm gonna help you learn this world in a
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: healthy and safe way. And this isn't even my world,
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: like I right, not my jam, but have at it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: But I'm going to get you to the right places,
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: like when she went to the place with Scarecrow, Like
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: that's where she needs to be. I think she needs
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: to be a dungeons and actually she just probably should
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: hire a professional dom and just get it done. Well.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: I've said before that I think that she would have
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: been a perfect candidate for the Wayne books arrogant for Wayne.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: That would have worked out perfectly. Yes, I agree, she
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: just needs to rip the band aid off and once
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: she does, I think she'll be fine.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I think so too, But she's having some issues when
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I think every time she gets close.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: She gets scared.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: She she gets scared as she runs off because I
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: don't think she's as confident as she wants everyone to
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: think that she is.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: She needs a therapist. This marriage like really fucked her up.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so she sees a therapist and I think she
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: has a really good therapist.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: She does, but she needs more time.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, because this guy who needed a green
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: card really did a number on her.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: And I'm just like, this guy sucks.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: So I hope he did not get a green card
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: and had to go back from wherever he came from
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: because he's just a horrible person and I don't think
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: he deserves a good woman in his life ever ever, just.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: For how get her. And I'm a person who thinks
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: that Michael, who absolutely conned Angela, belongs in this country.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: So it's not that like you, dude, he put in
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: the Michael put he deserves to be here. This guy
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: that hurt Rassia. Now he doesn't serve to be here.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: No I I I feel like Michael uh is invited
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: to all the cook cookouts.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: He uh he.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Is needs to be an American citizen because he worked
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: hard for that ship. He can't had to put up
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: with Angela.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: He had to bang Angela Keisha. His pee went into
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Angela's v.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: That's just nice.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Mary Pain's is so happy she left us to do this.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: This is going to be great.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Look, look, I'm sure she's got a list of shit
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: to tell me, like, oh, you know, she's gonna have
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: notes for all of us. And I'm gonna like Mary Paine,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I was traumatized, you were ill, and the best we
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: could did the best that we could. Okay, So she
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: and her friend Jessica join a group in a hot tub,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: and they're all welcome to the group. I hate hot tubs.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Oh I like hot tubs, I just can't do them.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I get hot very easily, and then when I see
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: groups of people in a hot tub, I feel like
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: everyone's just it's like a gumbo like ire.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: And I will tell you right now, I am deep
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: in menopause and so I might not really be into
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: a hot tub right now because I'm home all the time.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: But let me put this way. If I had my
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: own home, Well, I have my own home, but if
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: I owned a home where I could have a hot tub,
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: I would happily have a hot tub of my own. Really,
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I love a hot tub, particularly in winter. Okay, like
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: when it's really cold out, it's really nice. Yeah, but
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: right actually I'm so hot right now. The idea of
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: being in a hot tub is making me not feel good.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: But yeahs my husband wants to have a hot TEB.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: He's like, if we get a hot TELB, would you
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: get him? Like, no, no, no, it doesn't matter if
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: it's mine or someone else. Is just that is not
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: my jam, you know how I am. So they get
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: in this hot tub blah blah blah. I lost totally
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: lost place. So William, the guy that she's been dating,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: she invited him to come through the sword and he
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: has this, but she's also nervous that he may think
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: that she's moving too fast. Well, you are inviting him
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: to a sex swingers resort, so I'm sure he's got
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: some thoughts.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: In there, like you're why fighting him there to play peanuckle?
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: You're inviting him there to bang.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he's thinking like dinner in a movie, dinner,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: mini golf, just.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Like we're not playing par cheesy girl, we're going to pound.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why are we doing this? So she tells us
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: that big Perr is ready to play.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, I need Later she's calling her big her big
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: per I need I need that to stop.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, So Mary Paye told me that you guys said.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: That's an amy thing. I'm find saying the word pussy amy.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I cannot and so.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, because I say, I I call the I call
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: it one of two things, is either vagina or pussy.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: It's just it's just what I That's what I call her.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: That's just what they are to me. So later on
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: she's getting ready to go to the club, and that's
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: and she dismissed that she's very, very nervous about William coming.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: She says he tells her bedtime stories. And she says
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: that she's a little bit shy talking about the bedtime stories,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: and a producer reminds her, like, you just told us
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: that you wanted your cheeks clap. Now you want to
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: be shy about this guy telling you bedtime stories. And
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: then she does last, because she when she lasts, whatever
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: is she's laughing at. It's the funniest thing on planet Earth,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: because she's just she just gives it her all.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: She's a happy person and I like her, like I
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: think she just needs to get over this fear. But
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: it's funny because sometimes she's like so ready to be there,
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: and then she just gets nervous and she gets like
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: a twelve year old girl.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Like she does yes, well, and yeah, she gets spooped.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: She gets spooped by any kind of intimacy, yeah, or
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: any kind of conflicted like like conflict, like yeah, I
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: think she gets really scared really quickly. But then again,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, she was with this horrible fucking guy, all right.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: So they go to the bar or the club or
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: whatever you want to call this place, and she is
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: dressed in it looks like a black lace jump suit.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: It's not good. I would actually like to send her
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: to a stylist. She's somebody and I have been in
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: a larger body. I know you have. I'm still in
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: a large body, but I've been one hundred pounds heavier
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: than I am. Now, when you lose weight a large amount,
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: you need to learn how to dress your body again,
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: and she hasn't figured that out yet.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: She is stuck in the oh, it's in my size, right,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: so it must look This was not it at all,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: and it was her mom's gonna have a stroke when
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: she watches this episode, it sees how see through that
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: jumpsuit was. It just was not flattering to her at all.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I just I didn't get it. But she thought she
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: looked good, so I guess that's all that really matters.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Her friend, Jessica says that she hopes that she can
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: let loosen just have fun, which she does.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: So she texts.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: William and he is nearby, and then we found out
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: that he is driving two and a half hours. William
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: to come to her, Yeah, or he really thinks we
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: would like to be in her Yeah.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Because two and a half hours. I may have two
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: and a half hours unless they're getting laid.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not driving to see my husband. I'm not driving.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's what we have FaceTime for.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm bored. I can't do that. That's too much.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like two and a half hour, are you crazy? No,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: you ain't get home. So she thinks that he is
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: really amazing and she really really likes him, and he
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: said that he no, he says that he thinks that
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: she's really amazing and that he really likes her. But
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: he did say that it was very strange that she
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: went to an adult's resort being that she's a virgent,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: because it don't make sense.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make sense. Again, we don't need to start
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: at the tenth step. That's where she likes.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she does not know how to take baby SIPs
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: at all, So she's more than a little bit tipsy
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: and she's very flirty. William comes and she's asked him
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: how he feels about kissing, which I thought was awkward.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just kiss me or just start kissing. Right, he
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: drove you and a half hour's girl, he's gonna he.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Want something, and he says absolutely, he was totally be
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: down for kissing. And she laughs a loud and hard
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: like Eddie Murphy just did a stand up comedy routine
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: in front of her.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's too much, She's son, it was way too much.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: So she invites William turn room and she has her
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: first tongue kiss, which is great.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Great, but god, can you imagine your first kiss at
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: forty two? Oh my god, god, no, think about it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: I had my first tongue tongue kiss at like.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Ten ooh you fast, I know.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: I went after my best friend's boyfriend, Jason Kramer, kissing
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: kissed him behind the YMCI I did standey, I am.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Look at you. I don't think I did not get
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: my first kiss until I was like, it was my
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: freshman year in high school. Okay, that's reasonable, like thirteen
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: or fourteen.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Totally reasonable, totally.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: And and it was a total tongue kiss too.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really tonguekiss Jason Kramer like once because he had
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: braces and I was afraid. I was afraid my lipsoul
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: get stuck on it like the Brady Bunch, and I
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: was afraid of that.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I've never kissed a person with braces.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I think he's the last person I kissed with braces,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: now that I think, I think. I don't know, maybe
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: I've never done that, but I was very afraid. I
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: was afraid of something bad happening, so we didn't do
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: too much of that.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, be afraid of my tongue getting cut, my
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: getting cut or all those things. So they head over
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: to her room and he says, at the stripper pole
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: in the mirrors or a bit much and we could
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: not agree more.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: It a lot for your first time of just having
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: your first tongue kiss and now we're at a stripper pole.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know it was weird because she had
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: to invite him to kiss her. So I don't know
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: if he's just playing it slow because she is a
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: virgin and he's not. Really I think that he is
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: probably very fucking confused.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Right now, I would beat you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, we've never French kissed, right, She's invited
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: me to this resort. Now she's inviting me into a
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: candy Land semi candy Land themed room that has mirrors
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: on the ceiling and has a stripper pole right in
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: the middle of the room. He's like, what the fuck
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: am I doing here?
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: And we've gone on two dates? Yeah, yeah, it's it's
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: too much, she's doing too much. Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: So we then we see her as she's pulling down
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: the shades. She says that big Praurr is throbbing and
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: that that man showed her some things, and she riskers
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: that she felt his penis on her booty.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Can you imagine.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised she didn't like give us details like I
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: could feel that it was shaped like this, I could.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Tell he was uncircumcised, and yeah, he's kind of like that.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: So I was surprised we didn't get more details, but
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: we did get lots of details with the poor as
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Oh Alex, I root for him so hard, Like I
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: really like him.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: I think he's a sweetheart. I he just needs a
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: little help. His sisters, I know, are trying. They really
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: love him that. I liked the speed dating thing to
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: go back that he did where he met that cute girl.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: The problem was is that was in Philly, like when
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: they post when they showed the outside, I figured out
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: where it was. It's in South Okay. It's like an
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: hour and a half from where he lives.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, because he did say that there was some distance between.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Even if she lived right where that is, it's like
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: an hour and a half. Who knows where she actually lived.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: She could live to New Jersey and it's gonna be
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: two three hours. I don't know where she was from.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: But I was like, you need to stay a bit
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: more local. You need to be with more people who
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: are reading Pennsylvania, because our boy Alex here is very
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: reading Pennsylvania. Really he is very reading. Reading is a
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: smallish city city sort of in Burkes County. I went
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: to summer camp like twenty minutes from Reading, so I knew, okay,
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I had a lot of time in that area. It's
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: it used to be very blue collar, like you know
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: the Reading Railroad from Monopoly. That's that. That's okay, thanks.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: So it's just very country. It's very rural, and he
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: just kind of looks like he fits in right there,
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: and uh, he should find someone from that area, which
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: seemed like this woman was. But he fucked this up
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: so bad.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, this shift was so awkward.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: He fucked that. He could have had something with this girl,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: I think. But he almost did this up so bad.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: He went too hard too best.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had as much as our roof for him.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: He went a little bit weird.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: For me, and I was like, oh, cringing, I'm like this,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: You're doing way too much right now. And he just
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: kept going. He just kept going, all right. So he
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: and Lauren have gone on several dates since they since
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: she met his sisters, which I mean he she met
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: his sisters on like their second date, so.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: That was that was odd.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: But I mean it was in like a group setting,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: so I'll forgive it, but it was.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: A little bit of it was a little odd.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. Lauren says that she really likes him,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: but they still haven't kissed. M hm, which is weird.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: But I think he's too afraid after what happened with Andrea. Yeah,
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: she literally put her hand up I know. No. I
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: was like, oh my gosh, you could have at least
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: turned to the side to let him kiss your cheek.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: There's so many other ways that she could have played this,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: but she literally put her hand up to his face.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: It was like, so, I think my cat does that
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: when I like trying to kiss his face, so like
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: stick his paw in my face, like stop it. I'm like, no,
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I'm your mommy. I can do what I want. But yeah,
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: that's what she said to him.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: That's what my dogs do. Like, Okay, you just had
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: twenty kisses in a row.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: That's enough. Stop. Yeah, face away from my face.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, So I just he just doesn't even know
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: how to play this with this girl right now.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: So he wants a dating coach, without.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: A doubt, he needs a dating coach. Okay, So Alex
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: asked Lauren to go away for the weekend, So they
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: go to Pocono's, Pennsylvania in his minivan.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I know, Okay, first of all, we need to get rid.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Why do we have a minivan, Alex? Do we never
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: find out?
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I never.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: None of these questions were answered.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: That's why I was so surprised that this was the
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: season finale.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: I'm like, we still have like so much ground to cover, yes,
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: but we just haven't covered it all.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know if all of a sudden, all of
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: them just said we quit the show and there was
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: like nothing else to brom for out because it is
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: it is kind of it just felt.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Like it ended without an ending. It just went. It
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: just stopped. Yeah, And I was like, Okay. They are
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: in the Poconos Mountains, which is west of where I am.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: It's kind of not the middle of Pennsylvania, but like
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: the middle between like central and eastern Pennsylvania. Place like
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: where he took her. He took her to Cove Haven.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: There are other places like this, and the Poconos are
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: actually kind of known for those champagne hot tubs. They
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: used to be like roll of Rage, like in the seventies.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: It was a big thing. Okay, there's a place called
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: when they saw the preview this, I'm like, oh god,
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: he took her to Inn of the Dove, which is
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: another one that's like this, you see ads for and stuff.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: As soon as he as soon as I knew that
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: this was their first weekend away and they hadn't even
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: kissed yet, I was like, oh no, this much. It
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: was too much, too much, it was too much, and
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: it was cheesy, so cheesy, like I would actually, I
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: don't know if I'd actually spend the money on this,
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: but I could see, like my husband and I go
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: into this and be like, this is fucking ridiculous. Let's
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: just do yes, stupid shit that's here. Yes, And because
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: I feel.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Like a wee can't get away and we just got.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Together, right, I know him, we've been together for five years.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Like we could laugh about this, Alex, you haven't even
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: kissed her yet. You should not be sharing a hotel
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: room with her.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: No, I mean this situation, like the actual resort where
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: they're at, that is something like for a couple, like
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: we've done everything else, right, let's do let's do this
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: because it's fucking funny, it's silly, and have a good time,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: but not for this situation. I don't know why they're there.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I have friends, I went out.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: I had friends back in the day who went on
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: their honeymoon to one of these places. Totally, it is
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: a joke. They were like, this is goin to be
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: the cheesiest thing we've ever done. Let's go do.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: This is not romantic, it's ridiculous. This is like a
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: seventies porn Yes.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: And I was trying to figure out the rooms. I
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: think they were in the Champagne Tower room.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, well that would make sense.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Starts at three hundred and nine dollars a night. He
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: could have spent that money, taken her out for a
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: really nice dinner. Yeah, take her to Philadelphia again, it's
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: like an hour and a half. But like, if you
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: want to spend a long period of time with her,
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: take her to Philly for the day, go do like
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: a museum and go out to any roetings.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's pretty too much, too soon. And I don't
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: know why she agreed to go.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: I don't either. Okay, So they gave her like two
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Target gift cards and they were like, girl, you need.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: To oh right right, my kid says almost time to
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that. No, I'll do it, I'll do it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: So they arrive at Cohaven. I guess when he researched
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: romantic Getaways, this is like the first fucking place that
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: popped up.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Possibly, but looking it where it is, it's actually not
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: far from where Amy Archer lives. It's right on Lake
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: wallam Paul Pack, which is did you ever watch The Office? Okay, well,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: there's a couple of episodes of the Office where they
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: go to Lake Wallampaul Pack. It's like this big lake
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: that's outside of scrant in Pennsylvania. So it's right there.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: If I find out that Amy Archer has been to
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: cove Haven ever in life.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like I can be incredibly confident that she
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: never has, because I can tell you right now her
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: husband would never spend money on something like this. He
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: would be like, oh, hill, no, I mean it was
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: three you said it was three hundred, starting from three
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: hundred and nine dollars. Well, it's like, let's book today,
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: Let's book this, Kisha, Let's see what happens here.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think he got one of the probably one
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: of the better rooms.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Oh if we wanted to go next weekend, it's for
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: eighty eight a night.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Oh oh.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Oh let's see how much it is over Christmas. That's
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: probably expensive. No, it's actually a Christmas Day is three ten,
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: and Christmas the day after Christmas is four thirty eight,
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: four ninety seven. For New Year's Eve, that's gonna be
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: your most expensive night New Year's Eve for ninety seven.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: That is insane. Yeah, that is insane. That place is
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: too dirty for that kind of money.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: It looks dirty, and.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Like I said, it was weird.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Some parts looked really cool, and then you immediately turn
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: left and it was just like what the fuck is
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: going on? Okay, So they get to this place and
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: it is decorated and what I can only call like
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: a Valentine's Day slash keep it theme with large Martini
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: glasses filled with balloons and lots of hearts everywhere.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: That's just and that's just the lobby.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that was lobby. I'm like, uh, alright,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: like okay, and let me tell you all this stuff
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: that is decorated with it looks like it came from
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Dollar Tree. Yes, none of this stuff looks expensive. I'm
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: sure they paid a lot for like the large martini.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Glass or whatever, but everything else just look like cheap.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Very it felt like their champagne glasses were plastic like.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: It just yeah, it was I don't know.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: So, when asked if he's gonna tell Lauren if he's
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: a virgin or not, he says he needs to, but
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: he's scared to. But hopefully this romantic getaway will soften
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: the blow.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Alex, Honey, no, don't do this to yourself. You have
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: He just set himself up for failure.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: He did him thinking now, and he did it with
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: a little bit of confidence, like he said, with his
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: all the shit that he did, he said it with
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: his chests, and I was just like that made it
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: even work somebody.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: He was so proud of himself. He thought he was
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: really nailing this and.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: He just could not.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: So to me.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: The room is really nice. There's a nice fireplace. Then
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: we see the large heart shaped pool, a large Martini glass.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Hot tubs or whatever.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: There's a sauna, there's a massage table like this is
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: where it's like you get these really cool things. Yeah,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: and then there's something super cheesy. There is a round
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: shape bed. There is a mirror wall above the bed
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: that seems to be the fucking thing.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Any of these romance places, and I think that's the
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: moment where Laura was like, uh no, I'm not doing
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: the bed with the mirror above.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Well, and then it's the sharing the bed with someone
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: you've never even kiss kissed.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: This would have been okay had he if it were
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: like a sweet yes, and they each had their own bedroom.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, so there was options like or like a living
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: room outside and he could say he slipt out there
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: on the couch, you have the bed.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and look sometimes that ship makes woman horny. They're
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: like right in the next room.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Probably be such a gentleman.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: I know it makes you a little bit horny. And
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: then but he just sucked it all up from sorry
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: she did did he clearly did not discuss this with
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: his sisters.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: No, his sisters did not approve this plan.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: No, there's no way they would have said, yes, this
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: is a good idea. Okay, So let's see. So we've
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: got the massage table around shaped bed, mirror wall above
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: the bed, and Laurena is starting to question what this
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: weekend is about as she says that the room makes
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: her really uncomfortable.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Well, we're right there with you. I'm uncomfortable, girl, and
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: I'm watching this on TV.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I yeah, this is just it just reminds me
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: of like a cheesy porn like you know that porns
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: have been filmed at some point in this room, or
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: someone was addicted to porn like Rasshia, and when they've
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: had enough money to make their own resorts, they're like,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I wanted to be like that one porn that I
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: saw Yep, it was like from the seventies porn section,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: and I want that thing to be here.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing good has happened in this room, or something
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: bad has happened in this room. I'm not gonna say
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: nothing good. I'm sure some people have had some lovely evenings,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: but I feel like something bad has also happened in
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: this room that I'm not interested in being a part of.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's been some drug usage in this room.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, someone has thrown up on that bed.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I would be very careful where I said.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Maybe I wouldn't sit anywhere in this room. It just
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: looks very didn't look clean, even though it was clean,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: it didn't clean clean. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: but the place could use a refresh most definitely. So
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: they both say that they've never seen a round bit before,
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: which I I.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Think that I have I person, I think my I
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: think one time my uncle's girlfriend. And this is when
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: I was like in elementary school. Okay, I think she
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: had a round shaped bit.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: That's odd. And where do you get sheets for that?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: That's always my question? Oh yeah, where do you get
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: sheets for that?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Because like when I saw all this, I was in
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: elementary school, there was no Amazon or anything like that
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: where you could type in anything and find it. Like,
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: where the fuck did she get those sheets from?
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Let's see, how would I find round sheets? This is
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: important stuff, round sheets for bed. Yeah. If he starting
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: round sheets, it goes with sheet metal first, Oh, you
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: get the mud Amazon. Now see there was no Amazon
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: that there was no Amazon back then.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: And I have a feeling that all the round sheets
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: just go straight to Covehaven or wherever this.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Yes, like they make them for like three places and
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: they just shit them right there. Yes, okay.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: So Alice says that he landscaped before the truth, which
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: I found funny because later on we see him in
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: the pool and he did not get a freshening up
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: of the wax on his chest.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: He So, I don't know what's happening with him. He
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: looked so much better once he got his beard trimmed
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: and his hair cut, like that was good. Yes, honestly,
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: should have just left the body hair alone, really or
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: do it all?
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't do it and then be so basically
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: right now, he's in phase three of turning into a werewolf.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: That's what its like. That is what it looks like.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Like he's in the face where like the knuckles are
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: starting to kind of contract.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: A little bit. I know how this works.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think that's where he is with his hair,
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: and I just I'm like, so, you, here's the thing.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: I like a man to be a man.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: You don't have to you don't have to cut your
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: hair down there for me, perfectly fine.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: We're adults. It's fine.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: We're adults. That's completely fine. And I'm kind of wondering, like,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: how much did he do down there?
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: I'm afraid he did way too much.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: I think he did way too much too. Yeah, that's
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: that's what I think. He probably did way too much.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: And he probably shouldn't be trying to have sex anyway
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: because he's going to be exceptionally taped down there exactly.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: He could have nixed something down there. I don't think
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: we want to be messing with that area.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: And he doesn't look like he's very experienced with landscaping.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah no, I don't feel like he's got four different
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: gadgets and he's got a whole system. I feel like
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: he went down there and didn't go good. Yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just leave it alone, just leave it on.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: So they decide to go to Spooner's, which it looks
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: like it's like a bar, and then there's some activities
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: that you can do. I can't remember what they were,
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: but you've got options of things to do.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: So it is in the restaurant, in the restaurant, okay,
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: or in the bar room. Okay.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: So he says that these are going pretty well, but
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: he won't to enjoy the weekend if he doesn't tell
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Lauren he's a virgent. This is like, this is ship
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: you should have done before.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: Y'all.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: We went on this resort and you know, to me,
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of wandering and this is gonna sound so sexist. Okay,
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: there's a man really need to tell a woman that
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: he's a virgin. It's not like a woman being a
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: virgin where there's like, you know, you may be able
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: to tell Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: The only reason I well, the only reason I think
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: he does is because he's not going to be experienced.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: He's not going to know what he's doing. Sure, he's
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: going to be like Amanda the first time, or once
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: I got into my teens, and I thought, because I
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: watched a lot of soap operas, and I thought, the
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: man just laid on top of the woman and everything
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: fit as it should and it was like it was
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: like legos, Like yeah, then, and how that actually works
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: at all. He's not going to know. He might need
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: to manipulate things. It's going to be bad. He's not
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: going to know what to do. So I think he
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: needed to tell her that.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Well, we know, for damn sure, it wasn't have been
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: a one pump oh, and he would.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Be done most Like God, he wouldn't even he wouldn't
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: even get in as far as Rasha or as Sonali's crystal,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: and he would have exploded all too much.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was all on the outside because
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think he would have made it all the
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: way through without losing it, and this.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Poor woman would have been like I took off my
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: shaved my legs for this. You're like, you know, if
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: you have those dates before where you're like, I shaved
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: my legs for this. That's what she would have been.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Because she's experienced, she's got like a cop.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: She knows to shave her legs.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she knows. I don't know if she's for this weekend.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think she.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Shaved her legs for this weekend. Okay.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Now, so he asked for what she thinks about the room,
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: and she says this is over the top, and then
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: he tells her that he really has something that he
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: needs to talk to her about. That is always so
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: scary because I need for you to say there's something
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: that I need to talk to you about.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: But it's good, right, Well, there's.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Something I need to talk to you about, and it's bad,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: like I need that because otherwise my anxiety will go through.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: The work same And now I'm like, what are you
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: going to tell me that you would our an ex
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: connor that you like can't be within twenty twenty feet
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: of children? Like, what are you about to tell me?
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: That's terrible because it is just like, Okay, I'm here
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: at a resort with a stranger with a stranger, even
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: though there's a there's a camera care but yeah, I
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: just remind myself of that.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: But it's still awkward. It is incredibly awkward. And I'm
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: just I'm going to the worst case scenario and I'm
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: not going to even think of guessing that a thirty
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: four year old man's a virgin, Like that's not going
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: to cross my list. I'm going to come up with
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: twenty things you might tell me you're the list.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking you're gonna tell me you've been married.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: You're married. You're married, right.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: That you've done time in prison.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Hm, you have an STI that could have been it too.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: That's that your your your dick.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Is curved, right, you might have Peyroney's disease. I've seen
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: the commercials and.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like a whole this just would not be
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: like you said, less on the list at all. So
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: he tells Lauren that he's still a virgin, and her
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: face literally goes pill. I know, her face is so pale,
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: it's almost green.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: I know she's like, I can't do this, I gotta yeah,
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: and then she's like, oh God, this is what he's expecting.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: He thinks he's losing his virginity tonight and I'm not
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: into it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: She doesn't say much, but her face says, I am
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: freaked the funk out. How quickly can I get out
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: of this situation? Like there's no smile note, I mean
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: she is done.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: And now we go back to the room and go
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: to the going to the hot tub, and she's like,
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: she just is I felt bad for her.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: So he says that he they that they've connected, he
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: has feelings for her, and that she's she says in
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: her little talking his she says, it's it's okay, but
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: it's a lot for her. It is not okay. Your
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: your face is not saying that it's okay at all.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Nice a few to.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Try, but we are totally reading body language and facial
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: expressions that you are not okay.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: We can understand people unlike our alex suff you know
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: that there's a problem, but all of us are like alert.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: You are alert, abort mission, immediately, abort mission. Like Alice
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: can't read a room, he can't read a person. He
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: cannot do any of that stuff. So she says, now,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: she says, now that she's thinking about it more, She's
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: thinking about the room and what she just find out.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: She's starting to put the pieces together as she's like,
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: holy shit, this is what he's suspecting. And she says
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: she's just not sure how she feels about it. So
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: she asked him what's what are his experiences as she
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: and he says that, like he's just kissed a girl,
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: that's all he's ever done.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: She then asked him why he's still a version.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: And this is the second time that we've heard someone
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: ask this question, like is it for religious religio religious purposes?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Which makes perfect sense, and I think in some cases
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: people could be a little bit more under standing other than.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Just a choice that you're like a thirty six year
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: old virgin. Yeah, if somebody told me, if I'm on
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: a date with somebody and they tell me they're in
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: their thirties and they're virgin, my first assumption is going
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: to be, oh, you want to wait till marriage? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: which isn't my jam. So it means we're not compatible. Right,
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: that's a choice that people make. That's fine, but yeah,
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: but this is not people.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: No, not that at all. So he answers no, that
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: it's not because of his religion, and that he just
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: hasn't been looking and dating, including this the night right now,
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: because after this conversation, it all just goes downhill, and
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: it goes downhill fast. So Lauren eventually tells him that
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: they all people all have different experiences and that it
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: doesn't matter to her. Why are you continuing to lie.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: You're not only lying to him, you're lying to yourself,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: and you're lying to all these people watching this on television.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when we're all still looking at your face. Yeah,
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: we know what's happening. Girl, it's okay to say this
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: is okay?
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, most definitely. So they have back to the
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: room and Alex says that he wants to see if
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: he could take things a little bit like this is
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: the furthest he's ever gone with a woman, Like in
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: the room and you know, no, you haven't kissed, so
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: that you have been gone very far. No, you just
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: are in the same room. You couldn't you basically you should.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: You could just be in the same restaurant with her. Yeah,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: nothing's going yeah. Yeah, So they get changed because they're
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: gonna go get in the heart shaped pool. So Alice
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: isn't sure if he should make a move. You shouldn't no,
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: he brushes his teeth and he puts on a rope.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Oh god boy, I know. Lauren says, she's excited. It's
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: a lot with the pool and the hot tub, but
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: she sees the kindness behind the gesture.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: He's a kind person a person, but he's doesn't mean
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: you want.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: To beg him mm hm. And the more that this
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: date goes on bangible. Yeah. Yeah. So he comes out
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: in an American flat trunce and Lauren with her rope.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: I think her rope is tied as tightly as it
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: could without her like passing out because she can't breathe.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: There might be a padlock on that tie. I'm not here.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: So she literally he's in the pool and she's just
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: sitting on the side of the pool.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: She's barely even putting her feet in the pool. Like
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: that's how much she's trying to get away from this guy.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she she's kind of like, maybe if he starts
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: to drown a little bit, I.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Can jump out and run away real quick. Yeah. I
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: don't want to be, like, you need to go to
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: that room a man's drowning, but I can't.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: I can't be because I can't do CPR, because if
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: I need CPR, He's going to think I'm kissing him
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: and it's gonna be a messy situation by the time
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: we're done with all this. So just can't do it.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: So she realizes that she's not ready for all of this.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: She's not ready to go to the next level with Alex.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Yet.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: You don't want to go to the next level at
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: all with Alex. So he notices that. Thank god, he
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: starts to notice that her vibe is kind of off
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: because I didn't know if he was going to pick
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: up on.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: It at all. So he notices her vibe is off.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: He hopes she doesn't want to She doesn't want to
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: feel as though this trip was all about him losing
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: his virginity. But it is kind of setting it up
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: as though it is that's the purpose of this trip.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: You seem to have no activities planned other than being
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: in this hotel room. Yeah, and so he says.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: He tells her, well, I'm gonna go try the champagne
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: hot tub, which does not sound sexy at all to now, like,
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: it's not Yeah, it's not, Lauren, That's what Lauren decides
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: that she would feel much more comfortable. She slept in
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: her home room.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: So he says that I know.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: He says he understands why she wanted to get her
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: on a room and he hopes that he did not
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: push her.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: Okay that yeah, I'm thinking that she did.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: And again it makes me feel so sorry for him.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's a sweet guy. He's such a sweet guy.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: He just has no swagger. He's got like I don't.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: I don't like the negative game he does. He's got
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: he's that's that was the right word.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: That was right.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: He's got no game at all.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: He's got like negative. It's just it's just it's a shame.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: It's just bad. It's really bad. Because they always say
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: nice guys finished less and this is kind of the
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: case with Alex.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Right here. Yeah, sorry, Alex. We wish you well, in
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: the words of Sean Robinson, we wish you the.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Best, Yes we do. I hope that you will find
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: someone you will he will, I think so too. All right,
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: so let's move on to miss Sonali.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: So so.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Sonali says that after her Massauce session, she started to
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: feel more comfortable about intimacy as sex, but physically she's
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: still struggling and the dilators are still hurting her. Look
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: the fact that she I feel like she almost like
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: had an orgasm.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Whenever Wayne was massaging her, I couldn't tell if she
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: was close to having an orgasm or if she was
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: having a panic attack. It was like a little of both, you.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Know what, Okay, So knowing how she is and then
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: her reaction and the sounds and the facial expression she
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: was making join the massage, we couldn't tell if she
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: enjoyed it or not, and so she actually told us
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: how much she enjoyed. It's like, okay, because with her,
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: you never fucking know. You don't know if it's pleasure
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: or pain with her.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: No, no, not at all. Maybe she would do better
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: to hang out with Russia and learn the pain can
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: be pleasure and that would solve all our problems. I
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: feel like all of them need to group up.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Figure it out with her, and I think they can
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: all learn things another because it's funny where one is lacked,
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: one of the other others has advice for all the
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: week around.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Mush them together. We might get one complete person and
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: someone will get laid and one of them and that
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: complete person could get laid.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: We'll get laid, Yes, Okay, So next we find her
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: going to a priest's healer named Nikki Jean.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, we're at Nikki Jean's.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: We're at Nikki Jean's, Okay. So she says that she's
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: going to have Sonali activate her own sensual powers, Grace,
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: So basically, you're just gonna teach her how.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: To get horny. You're gonna, yeah, you're gonna teach her
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: how to how to touch herself. Actually, because this poor woman,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: other than wiping herself, has never touched herself. And I'm
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: not even totally sure she like gets close to it
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: doing that. I know, it is very very bizarre. I'm
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: just like, have you never had just like a tingle
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: down there? Right? Nothing? Like nothing?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: It's very odd, so.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Bizarre to me. I don't understand it at all. There's
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: there's something really going There's something deep with this woman
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: that is not right.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I think there's something dark that happened. I think so too,
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: and we just don't know about it. And later on
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: in this scene, now, later on this scene, to me,
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: it kind of confirms that there was some darkness that
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: happened in her like this. She doesn't want to talk
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: about it, but she's okay with watching having us see
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: her insert a dillator.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: So you know, yeah, I feel like somehow she's been
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: abused in some way. I feel like it's really sad.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: So Snali tells her that she's still a version and
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: tells her all the all of the struggles that she's had.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Nicki says that this isn't her first time working with
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: someone with her condition, and it's still more mental and
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: emotional for Snali.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: So people they like.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Clock this immediately just after talking to her a little bit,
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: they're like, Okay, this is something that's going on in
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: her heads. So Nikki suggests a Yoni mapping session where
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: she uses a rose quartzwand to see if she can
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: relax and release m hm. So now we've gone from
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I've never touched.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: Myself to I'm sticking a rose quarts up my Huh.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: I've got a crystal up my cooter.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and rose quarts is the crystal of love, so
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: why not.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't care what she's got to stick up there,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: as long as she's able to stick something up there,
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: So whatever you can do. So, for some my reason,
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: she starts throwing rose petals on Sonali and starts running
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: her hands like, she starts rubbing her legs and her hips.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: I'm like, she puts She says, she's.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Gonna put coconut all on the wand thanks for loving
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: it up, and she places it at the door, and
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Sonali says that it hurts. She says, there's a pinching feeling,
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: and she just starts breaking down, crying. And we don't
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: know exactly why she's crying, but I think collectively we
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: all know she's not crying from physical pain.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Now. This is this is something real deep for her,
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: real deep.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: So Nikki's like, you know, Snali says, she's very surprised.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: She it's getting so emotional, and Nikki tells her, you
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: know what, I think this crying is actually.
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: A good song. I think so too. I think she
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: finally has level breakthrough. I think so.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: And she needed a break she needs a breakthrough in
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: more than one area, let's just say that.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: So she's got to deal with the emotional piece before
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: we even worry about what's happening with Big PERR. I agree.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: You know what, I would hate to know what Sonali
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: calls it.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't I think I don't think she thinks
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: about it. I don't think it has a name. It's
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: that it's that area of her body that shall not
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: be named because it's too dirty or something. I don't
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: think I think you may be right about that.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: So Sonali says she she's been working so hard with
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: getting over her fear fears that even though this Yoni
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: mapping is hurting, she's not gonna give up. She's going
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: to go through with it.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Get a girl.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Well, then we see Nikki starts massaging the top of
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: her pelvic floor and Sonali sorts to relax, thank God,
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: and she says she isn't feeling as much pain. So
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Nikki goes deeper to see if she can reach her
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: g spot. Now to me, I'm like, wait a minute,
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Like God, okay, wait a minute, we're going to You're going.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: To, aren't okay? There are some steps we should be
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: There's lots of steps. Surprised. Yeah, I'm like, I mean
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: this is okay, this is going to so upset Mary pain.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: When I'm about to say sorry, girl, okay, someone should
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: really start with her, I'm like, let's talk about your clip.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Let's figure out how to make that happen. And you
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: don't have to insert a thing. But let's teach you
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: how to have pleasure. Let's have an orgasm.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Last week when I was recording with Matt, he was like,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: this girl needs to learn how to finger herself.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: I said, wait a minute, now, she doesn't even have
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: to go that far. There's just a little other area,
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: little rubby rubby right on top and be done. He does.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, she doesn't even have to go that far.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: There's so many other things that she can do that
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: are quite pleasurable.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: That doesn't know that. He's never been all of them
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: in that business. He doesn't know about those things.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we know all about that. I know about that,
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: just start from the very top.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: She justs she just needs to rub one out until
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: she gets comfortable.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: She needs to rub one out for so many reasons.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: She really does needs an orgasm badly, she does.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: But she is so just like she's in one big
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: pinch all the time, just all the time.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, So she goes deeper.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: She says, she's gonna see if they can reach a
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: g spot. Sonala gets turned on, she gets wet, and
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: she's actually pleased, and I think she's starting to have
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: an orgasm.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: If she's not. She's getting close.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: She's getting real close and clo she's ever gotten, ever
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: gotten before, and she says that it felt heavenly. Yeah,
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: and so that's when Nikki tells her, Look, we were
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: able to get about two and a half inches in there,
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: which is great.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: That is really good.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: And she looks relax. This is like the most relaxed
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: we've seen this girl. Yes, so good for you, But
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: you really need a dick in sometime.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: So here, she needs to be dicked down big time.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: She needs to dick down. She needs to want to
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: blow her back out. She just she needs to go
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: to Alta and get a makeup makeover. She needs she
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: needs a new hairstylist. She just needs all everything needs
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: to be made over, and she needs to be funcked.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: And she needs a vibrator. Yeah, just go straight to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: the click, girl, and you can have all the pleasure
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: you want.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Look, this is how she is, like, I don't can't
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: remember if it was like the first or the second
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: episode and she was talking to the doctor. She's like, well,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: I know there's three holes down there.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: She doesn't even know that. I mean, come on, girl,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: what are we like? What are we twelve. Yeahs down there.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm like, we kind of all figured that
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: out or start learning about it, and like right, middle
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: school like yeah, middle school like well yeah, middle school,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: middle school health class.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: I think like her dad didn't sign off for her
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: to go to that class at all, so her.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Her parents did a number on her. I don't know
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: what happened, but something happened there.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. So here's my least favorite person
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: on this show.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: She is insufferable and miserable, and I don't like her
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I don't like her at all. She thinks that she
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: is so fucking hot. She thinks that she can't get
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Liam HM's worth. Sorry, she just doesn't have a person.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I think she just doesn't have a personality at all.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, how is she an event planner?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: I don't think so either. And I think she thinks
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: that in order to kiss somebody, it's got to be
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: like remember in the Brady Bunch, Like after Bobby Brady
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: kissed somebody and all the fireworks went off, Uh huh.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: I think she needs to happen before anything else can happen.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: It's like, girl, just fucking meg somebody and be done.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Because she really needs a good dicking so she can
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: like big time. Yeah, because she just there's I just
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: don't like her. I cannot like her with her at all.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: And last last week I started to.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Like her a little bit at the comedy show.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, okay, and then we come to
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: this week and it's like, okay, never mind, I was wrong.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: This guy's great.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think he's great.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean he's not my type, but like, no,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: I'm planned a nice evening. He got someone he did
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: like he's he did. He's putting real effort into this.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: This is how she says she wants to be treated
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: right and then and then when she treated that way, Yeah, okay.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: So she's on our way to meet Conrad at his house.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: She says that she's never met a guy at their
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: place before, because most people don't.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: Between this the.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Match made Rod, we're seeing a lot of girls going
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: to meet guys at their house, and I just don't
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: recommend that for like the first date. I don't feel
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: like it's safe.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: You shouldn't do that without a film crew.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: So thank you for keeping me in check.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna let you forget these people are saying.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you, because in the real world, don't do this,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: like you keep meeting him out in public, like just no,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: this is literally your first date. Don't meet him at
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: his fucking house. So she says that she's ready to
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: get over her fear of having sex, and she says
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: that she has a fear that she's just not going
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: to do it right.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Well, you probably aren't the first time.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just gonna lay there. And it's like, oh, girls.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: Just show up. You're a pillow princess and just let
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: him go to town.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: At least then go let him go downtown. Yes, you
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: need something in your life that.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: You're just not. I just don't like this woman at all.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: I don't like there either. So he has really done
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: it up. He has a nice place, he has hired
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: a privade shift and he looks like he's got really
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: nice wine. And they started drinking wine, and he says,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: you know, on his talking head that he respects dance boundaries,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: which is great for a version. You don't need someone
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: who's just trying to fuck you on the first date
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: because you went over to his house. So I believe him.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: So he says, you know, he let's go to the backyard.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: He's got a nice backyard. He's got decorated with candles
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: and roses, and she says that she really likes it.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: This is a great date.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: This is someone who has put forth the now the
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: one thing now production.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: I didn't like. Yeah, he needs a haircut. He could
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: use a haircut. He needed a haircut. I don't know
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: if he's trying to grow his hair out. Maybe he
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: looks like somebody and I couldn't figure out who it is.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: He looks like some actor and I can't figure out
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: who it is, you know what.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if anyone is going to remember this.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: So do you remember when and the movie Buffy the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Vampire Slayer came out. Yes, I don't know if you
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: saw that. It was one of my favorite movies. I
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: had like the movie poster up and her everything. Okay,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: So there's this guy. I think his name was Sasha.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: I want to say he was like one of the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: first ones in the friendship group to get turned into
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: a vampire.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: This guy like looks like him.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't like yeah, and I don't think that
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: guy ever acted in anything else again, at least that
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: they note brother.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: But he reminds me a lot of that.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: But he also reminds me of a horn snake that's
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: got that nose that kind.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: Of tips up. And yeah, just he looks like somebody
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: and I can't figure out who it is. Nuts, I
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, So they talk about their experiences at the comedy
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: show and how they had fun and blah.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Blah blah blah blah blah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: So they're getting along pretty well, and that's when Dean
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: starts to getting her head because she just can't go
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: too good, you know what I mean, she can't be happy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, here's my thing. If I'm on a date,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna at least enjoy the free food and a freewood, yes,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: if nothing else, Like, I'm not gonna let you fuck
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: that up for me. I'm gonna tell my head be quiet,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna listen to my stomach.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Like, and he seems to be able, he seems to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: be able to make conversation like. You may not want
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: to bang him, but this is a perfectly pleasant evening.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: There's nothing about this. This is not Alex in the
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Champagne hot top. Like, this is not cringe e. This
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: is nice.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: This is a really good date. Like most people don't
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: get a good don't have a first date experience like this. Yep,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: and here she is with her ungrateful ass having it
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: and here we go. All right, So she started getting
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: her head. Colrad asked her why she thinks she's never
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: had a boyfriend before, and she said that I don't know.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: I just you know, in my life, I've pushed for
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: everything else, my career, this, this is a that, but
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: I never really pushed myself as far as dating.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Well, that's because you've got zero fucking personality. You're an asshole.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're she is asshole. So she says that Comrade's
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: really nice and cute and amiss that she has been
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: concentrated too hard on finding mister perfect.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: That doesn't exist.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: It's forever. They just don't exist, all right. They share
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: a blanket by the fire pit and he asks can
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: he hold her hand as she realizes he wants to
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: kiss her, as she's not sure how she feels about it.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: I just fucking kiss him, dude. Like I've been on
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: dates with people and I've been like, I'm not sure
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: if I'm into this guy, but like I'll kiss him.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: And see what happens, and sometimes.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: It changes things around.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Sometimes all of a sudden, you're like, oh, I'm into this, Okay, Yeah, okay,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: let's go.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: You can kiss someone and when you're done kissing them,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: you look at them with totally new eyes.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Yep. Absolutely, And she just needs to get the hell
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: over herself.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Because she's an almost forty year old woman behaving like this. Okay,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: So he tells her that he really likes her and
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: that she says that you know what he actually is
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: boyfriend material, that he checked all her boxes. So here
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: we go, got all the boxes. Check check, check, check check.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: And now you're saying you don't know how you feel about.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: Him, and make out with him. Just try it. It
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: won't hurt you.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: No, no, And here's the thing you can make up
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: with it. Make out with him and stop making out
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: with him.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, start kissing him, and if you really don't like it,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: then stop kissing him and go.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: You don't have to ever kiss him again, and just
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: go home and that's that. But she she won't even
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: get to that, so he advised her to do a
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: house tour. As soon as they get in, he tells
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: her that he wants to kiss her, and she's like no,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: it's kind of awkward with all the cameras. And then
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: he's like, well, what about just the baby kiss, you know,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: and not in front of the camera. And she's like no,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: it's just really really awkward.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: And then he's like, well what about He's really trying
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: to am I here.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he's like, well, how about just like
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: a tiny kiss with no tongue.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: I would have been like, can we eat first? Yeah?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: I want to eat first.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Like get ridiculous it is, and now don't ask me
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: why is this happening?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And then now he's starting to look desperate to me,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: like why are you begging her for a kiss?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Right? Right? Like that's I stopped. Maybe they offered him
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: a twenty dollars gift card if he got her kiss him.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Maybe it was ten dollars no kiss, twenty dollars, we
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: get a kiss, Okay if.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: That makes sense.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Maybe, but it doesn't. Maybe he's being incentivized to get
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: her to go further.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's not getting a gift cards. I mean,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: he can say, well, can I at least get one?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Because I tried? You know, something says he is trying
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: really hard. So she says she's not used to. She
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: says that she uses the TV show and the film
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: crew as an excuse not to kiss him, and then
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: she realizes there's just no.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Spark at all. But there was ten minutes ago.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she said, I really kind of like her. So
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: then we get the end credits, so rassha. We see
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: her and Jessica practicing I guess, blowjobs.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: On a banana. I don't know as you do.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: You never know what those girls.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: So she says that.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: She and William still haven't seal the deal and until that,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: until that happens, she's gonna give herself permission to explore
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: new things and keep big perfet Go for it, girl,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: That's all he could do. So we see Alex. His
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: sisters are shaving his back. He and Lauren went their
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: separate race after the weekend get away shoes.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: I'm shocked upper there, yeah, I tell you. And he is.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Back on dating apps and he what did he say?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: He's ready to lose his V car. Well, you know what,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: we're not gonna call it a B car now.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Now, I just.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: I'm like half tempted to like, I'm I'm not really
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: going to do this, but I'm half tempted to like,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: download Tinder and get myself, give myself a Redding zip
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: code and say, I'm like a forty year old woman
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: and see if I can find him. I think out there,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: he totally should do this if I if I, if
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: I find out anything out, I will report back.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: You should peep the game that we know he doesn't have.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: But then I think you should flip it and say, hey,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: can I help you. I'm a podcaster, We've been covering
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: the show. I did try to, you know, slide in there.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: I just want to say, find out more about you,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: So can I please help you right now?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: Why do you drive a minivan? Why do you live
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: with your parents? What do you do for work? And
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: then I'll help you date answer these questions for us,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: and then I.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Will help you because we just we I feel I
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: feel okay, let me let me finish.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: She's incredible. Then we'll talk about the overall show.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: So then we have Dianne who's meeting with Matchmaker Tammy again.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: She says she's still searching for.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Someone with that with that spark, and that she set
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: a goal for herself to find him.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: At the end of the year.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: That's not going to happen.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Then we see Sonali, who was playing with a dildo
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: after her orgasmic experience. She's finding new ways to recapture
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: that feeling and hopes to share it with someone. Very soon.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: We see her on a date with another version, which
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: I'll be some pretty good idea right there.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: I think that's good for her.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing I felt like in this situation.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: We've been.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Hanging out with the guy, we're having good sex, and
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: then it just stops there. There's no orgasm at the end.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: We got no orgasm at the end of this.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: It just ended. I needed more.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: I think we needed at least three more episodes of
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: this show.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: I agree. I agree. I want to know more about
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: these people's lives. Yeah, and I see them interact with
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: people more.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we just got And sometimes they do that little
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: test run on the first season of a show.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: But and I get that.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: But this was a show that you are very heavily
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: invested in because you're wanting to see these people have sex,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: and no one has sex. All we saw was Sonali
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: getting digged down by a crystal. That is, that's what
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: we saw.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: The most sex We saw was Sonali in a crystal.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Who thunk that would be the one I would have
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: thought would have been the one. Most definitely, I don't
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: I doubt we're going to get a second season of this.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: I enjoyed it, but I really enjoyed it more.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: I liked it way more than I thought I would,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: because all of these people are like interesting in her
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: own right, you know what I mean. But I think
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: we needed to go deeper. Maybe we'll get it. I
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: didn't think we were going to get a season two
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: of Matchamir Broad and we got one. That's true, So
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: maybe we'll get another season of Vergence.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: And if we do, then they need a dating coach.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: They all need a dating coach, or maybe not all
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: of them. Deanna needs a dating coach, Alex needs a
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: dating coach, Rasha needs to get herself to like a
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: dungeon and just get it done. And Sinali needs a therapist.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah she most definitely she needs something. She needs the
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: most help out of the whole group, some because with
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: that one of things most sad, most definitely, But I
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: mean I enjoyed the show.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: I would tell people, look, it's an easy watch. Oh yeah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: you don't have to pay a lot of attention.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: You don't have to pay a lot of attention. It's funny,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: it's interesting.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: Well from what thing? You just don't meet virgins this
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: old and usually not usually I certainly am not that
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: I'm aware of now. I have known some.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Thirty thirty one year old virgins, okay, but nothing older
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: than that.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I don't know. I don't know anything about that.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: And anybody I would want to think about that way,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: I don't actually want to think about that way.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: So yeah, and the couple of people that I did
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: know who were those old virgins, I can understand why.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: You know why?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense right there. So we're hoping we'll
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: get season two.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: Uh, Amanda.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: I cannot thank you.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Enough for pleasure. Thank you when I joined you.
• 1:15:07
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• 1:15:10
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• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: listen to your podcast.
• 1:15:13
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• 1:16:11
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• 1:16:16
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• 1:16:17
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• 1:16:20
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• 1:16:20
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• 1:16:24
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• 1:16:44
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• 1:16:47
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• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Take care everyone.
• 1:16:52
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