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- 4:39Speaker 3: Q four. Welcome back Fellas four four. I got my
- 4:44Speaker 3: slippers on fourth quarter. I got my slippers on today
- 4:47Speaker 3: because Francis played a nasty prank on me where he
- 4:50Speaker 3: decided to shut my heat.
- 4:51Speaker 10: Off at the end of the last What guy was
- 4:55Speaker 10: Israel shut my heat off? Yes, yeah, yeah, I had
- 5:01Speaker 10: just show not telling me. So the last two days
- 5:03Speaker 10: I've been like, something's wrong with my radio.
- 5:05Speaker 8: You got to stop telling me that that hospital is
- 5:07Speaker 8: actually just the Once you admit that there's a labyrinth
- 5:11Speaker 8: of tunnels underneath, I will give you heatback.
- 5:13Speaker 3: But I honestly think I'm going to keep wearing the
- 5:14Speaker 3: slippers because then people can't be like, look at those
- 5:17Speaker 3: nasty socks.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Well, your socks actually are nasty. I've been wearing my
- 5:20Speaker 1: best socks and I still get chastis for having nasty.
- 5:23Speaker 3: So I put on my best socks today. Oh I
- 5:25Speaker 3: went in and I got no, they still look dirty
- 5:27Speaker 3: because they always look dirty. White socks are never gonna
- 5:30Speaker 3: look clean. You often wear mismatching socks. I think that's
- 5:32Speaker 3: really unbecoming. But yes, you do, like these look dirty.
- 5:36Speaker 3: They're not dirty. These are fresh out of the wash.
- 5:39Speaker 1: We should do a three way secret Santa White Christmas
- 5:42Speaker 1: where we all just get each other packs of socks
- 5:43Speaker 1: to wear on the show. I know that's a good gift,
- 5:45Speaker 1: socks and ties.
- 5:46Speaker 3: I went to Dick's on a Black Friday and there
- 5:50Speaker 3: was just a group of high school dudes all buying
- 5:52Speaker 3: like seventy pairs of Nike socks. I actually thought about
- 5:56Speaker 3: hopping in on that. That's cool. Yeah, black, white, white,
- 5:59Speaker 3: obviously I agree, But some dudes, some dudes swam by
- 6:03Speaker 3: the black sock.
- 6:03Speaker 1: It's nasty.
- 6:04Speaker 3: It's nasty.
- 6:05Speaker 1: It's actually disgusting.
- 6:06Speaker 3: I don't know what you can wear him with a
- 6:08Speaker 3: fan of the black sock, Like, can you wear it
- 6:10Speaker 3: with like a like black chucks or what's the you
- 6:13Speaker 3: gotta wear it with pants. You can't wear black socks
- 6:15Speaker 3: and like sneakers. That's crazy.
- 6:17Speaker 1: I just don't know what because I pass like what
- 6:21Speaker 1: what can what? It will be good socks that would
- 6:23Speaker 1: like make people be like, oh, those are nice dress socks,
- 6:26Speaker 1: because dress socks are nasty themselves. They're like flimsy, fucking
- 6:30Speaker 1: weird patterned thin.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Or the panty hose of sock.
- 6:34Speaker 1: Yeah, you were like a bank robber wear dress sock
- 6:36Speaker 1: over his face to fucking rob a bank.
- 6:39Speaker 3: What is that? What is that all boys hissing? It's
- 6:41Speaker 3: the radiator. Now it's all backed up and it's working overtime.
- 6:45Speaker 3: It's trying to catch up for fucking missed time.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Dude.
- 6:48Speaker 3: I was literally I was playing Fortnite last night and
- 6:50Speaker 3: I was sitting there and I was having to in
- 6:52Speaker 3: between games. I was having to rub my feet like
- 6:55Speaker 3: they were like. It was like I was trying to
- 6:56Speaker 3: make a fire.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Have a barrel in here with I like old newspapers
- 7:02Speaker 1: crackling inside of it. I watched Francis do it last time.
- 7:05Speaker 3: It's getting louder. They can't hear it though. They can
- 7:08Speaker 3: only hear what we're directly saying.
- 7:10Speaker 8: Because the last time we were here, which was two
- 7:11Speaker 8: days ago, it was so fucking hot, and the air
- 7:15Speaker 8: that comes out of there is the driest, hottest steam heat.
- 7:20Speaker 8: It's the nosebleed inducing heat. And I said, I can't
- 7:25Speaker 8: handle it. It's too hot, so you said, don't touch it,
- 7:27Speaker 8: and then I had to touch it because you told
- 7:30Speaker 8: me you couldn't. You couldn't actually turn it off. So
- 7:34Speaker 8: then you said that it was on yesterday. When he
- 7:36Speaker 8: went to go turn it back on, you said it
- 7:38Speaker 8: was on earlier today.
- 7:39Speaker 3: I don't think you have any sense of whether or
- 7:41Speaker 3: not your heat is actually on it. I had a feeling, dude.
- 7:44Speaker 3: You showed up here and I was like, it's fucking freezing,
- 7:46Speaker 3: and then I was pacing around trying to figure it out,
- 7:48Speaker 3: and then I went in my room and got my slippers,
- 7:50Speaker 3: and then finally Francis was like, it's off. I turned
- 7:53Speaker 3: it off. Yeah, you're what's a wild thing to do?
- 7:56Speaker 3: Just turn off someone's heat when it's thirtyside welcome.
- 7:59Speaker 8: It's also pretty mild in here, and you would feel
- 8:01Speaker 8: fine if you went outside every once in a while.
- 8:04Speaker 3: But it's not what I'm not. I'm not going to
- 8:06Speaker 3: try and warm up by going outside and freezing and
- 8:09Speaker 3: then coming in here and be like, Okay, this is manageable.
- 8:11Speaker 8: I think you should go outside to just get a
- 8:13Speaker 8: little fresh air, get a little blood kind of Yeah, exactly,
- 8:16Speaker 8: I was.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Going to go outside but I had to sit here.
- 8:18Speaker 3: I had to set this thing up all day. Yeah,
- 8:22Speaker 3: pretty much. It's a long process, dude. I did like
- 8:25Speaker 3: five test streams. They had to sit here and talk
- 8:28Speaker 3: into each mic individually and make sure they all work.
- 8:31Speaker 1: They say, when you're trapped in like a cold water,
- 8:33Speaker 1: or like if you're in the Titanic or something, best
- 8:35Speaker 1: thing to do is piss on each other.
- 8:37Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense for warm, for grab your balls.
- 8:40Speaker 3: It's got to be grab your balls. Making yourself cold.
- 8:43Speaker 3: Wet doesn't make you colder. Ultimately, no, once.
- 8:45Speaker 1: You're in the water, Oh, you're supposed to piss on
- 8:48Speaker 1: each other. But I thought that. I mean, if it
- 8:50Speaker 1: got really cold, I thought maybe we could try it.
- 8:52Speaker 3: Just pissing on each other. I don't know, I thought,
- 8:54Speaker 3: I don't know if YouTube would like that.
- 8:56Speaker 1: If we our backs were to if our backs were
- 8:58Speaker 1: to the camera, and it was in big us and
- 9:00Speaker 1: then suddenly we were just drenched with a yellow liquid.
- 9:02Speaker 1: I think there's enough plausible deniability baked.
- 9:05Speaker 3: Then I got to get this chat out of here
- 9:07Speaker 3: because it's fucking with me. It as person say, why
- 9:09Speaker 3: is the sound in Spanish? And for a brief moment
- 9:12Speaker 3: I was like fuck. Literally, I was like, ship, we
- 9:21Speaker 3: put it on, we put it in Spanish. There's no
- 9:26Speaker 3: I'm finally warming up though my hands are frigid.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see all of your veins like a
- 9:31Speaker 1: fucking marauders math.
- 9:33Speaker 8: Hey, can I give you guys a quick follow up
- 9:34Speaker 8: to the beast reality conversation we had on.
- 9:37Speaker 1: Yes, of course, so I thought it was delightful.
- 9:39Speaker 3: I thought that was really fun.
- 9:42Speaker 8: We had to we bring We bring our English setter
- 9:44Speaker 8: or Ruby, to a groomer in where we live around nearby,
- 9:48Speaker 8: and he kind of does it like under the table.
- 9:52Speaker 3: He only except cash.
- 9:54Speaker 8: He's known more as the proprietor of a dog like
- 9:57Speaker 8: food and toy stores like actual pet store. But in
- 10:01Speaker 8: the back he's got this room that is dim and
- 10:08Speaker 8: has a door with like only the tiniest keyhole window
- 10:12Speaker 8: seeing through it.
- 10:14Speaker 3: And I bring Ruby there and she is terrified. She
- 10:18Speaker 3: does not like it.
- 10:19Speaker 1: I'm picturing the basement in pulp fiction where they're like
- 10:22Speaker 1: sexually assaulting.
- 10:23Speaker 3: That they caught the gamp.
- 10:25Speaker 8: Yeah, good calm, And she hates she hates this guy
- 10:30Speaker 8: so much that she doesn't even like to go on
- 10:34Speaker 8: the street, Like she can't go within one hundred yards
- 10:36Speaker 8: of this place. But he's the only guy that does it,
- 10:38Speaker 8: and he does a really good job. He's really, really meticulous.
- 10:41Speaker 8: He has got all kind of uses, like a vacuum cleaner.
- 10:44Speaker 8: I don't know what that's for. He has to express
- 10:46Speaker 8: her anal glands. She gets these tiny sacks of fluid
- 10:50Speaker 8: near her.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Fish smell fs you know it. Yeah, and he does it,
- 10:53Speaker 3: and he does because we find it so great. Dealt
- 10:55Speaker 3: with that yet.
- 10:56Speaker 1: I haven't dealt, but I'm aware that.
- 10:58Speaker 3: It is worse than smelling. It's bad.
- 11:00Speaker 1: It's like a boil.
- 11:01Speaker 3: It smells all. It can make me throw up right now.
- 11:04Speaker 3: Taking sacks and you have to squeeze him and they
- 11:06Speaker 3: actually secrete liquid.
- 11:07Speaker 8: It's very gross. Yeah, and then he does all kinds
- 11:11Speaker 8: of stuff. But you know, you bring the dog in
- 11:14Speaker 8: and he's got a couple other dogs and they're chained
- 11:16Speaker 8: to a table and he's wearing scrubs. He's dressed in scrubs.
- 11:21Speaker 8: And I said, hey, I'm a little early. Can I
- 11:23Speaker 8: leave her here with you? And he goes, no problem,
- 11:25Speaker 8: I got her. And he goes, are you picking her up?
- 11:27Speaker 8: And I was like, no, my wife is and he's like, okay,
- 11:31Speaker 8: do you have the cash?
- 11:32Speaker 3: And I was like, here you go. I gave him
- 11:34Speaker 3: the cash and then I left And if ever there
- 11:39Speaker 3: was a person who was probably fucking the dogs. Yeah,
- 11:43Speaker 3: he needs to be around this bush.
- 11:45Speaker 1: You need to do any from surviving barstool and leave
- 11:48Speaker 1: your phone in there recording. Yeah, like leave it in
- 11:52Speaker 1: your pocket or something like that, and then just at
- 11:54Speaker 1: least get a listen to digg style to say that again.
- 12:03Speaker 3: Say it again, man, that is.
- 12:06Speaker 1: So nasty express you. Oh god, that is disturbing. Why
- 12:13Speaker 1: would he have to do this under the table unless
- 12:15Speaker 1: he's doing something to.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Fair probably lost his license years ago.
- 12:19Speaker 1: Yeah, he was. Probably he probably on a checklist somewhere.
- 12:22Speaker 1: He probably has to go around the neighborhood knocking on
- 12:24Speaker 1: people's doors saying that he was expressing anal glands with
- 12:28Speaker 1: his pencil. Dick. He's probably some nasty things.
- 12:32Speaker 3: Are so gross.
- 12:33Speaker 8: He's probably like one of those pill mill doctors in
- 12:38Speaker 8: the rust belt of America who was actually quite adept
- 12:42Speaker 8: as a doctor, but then was prescribing oxy cotton so
- 12:48Speaker 8: frequently that he had his license removed.
- 12:50Speaker 3: But secretly he's actually still a great doctor, do you
- 12:52Speaker 3: know what I mean? He's a good guy. For he's
- 12:54Speaker 3: lost his license, his reputation is tarnished. I think that's fair.
- 12:59Speaker 3: I think that some of the those guys are probably
- 13:00Speaker 3: brilliant doctors and geniuses, and.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Some people will advocate for a very little pain medicine,
- 13:06Speaker 1: and some people like, hey, you need a little bit
- 13:08Speaker 1: more pain medicine. Where there's a there's a fuzzy long.
- 13:10Speaker 3: There's an epidemic on pain in this country. And that's
- 13:13Speaker 3: why we're introducing the Oxy eighties. We ever seen the
- 13:16Speaker 3: news two hundreds? Yeah, of course, it's a great show.
- 13:20Speaker 3: It is. It's pretty freaky, dude, We're introducing the Oxy
- 13:23Speaker 3: three thousand. They call them oxy coffins. Do you know Maine,
- 13:26Speaker 3: Maine where I'm from, Yeah, was like ground two, round one. Yeah,
- 13:32Speaker 3: same with Massachusetts. If if actually is ground zero, then
- 13:37Speaker 3: Maine was ground one. Do they do that? Do they
- 13:39Speaker 3: do subsequent grounds? I don't think so.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Code red, code blue?
- 13:44Speaker 3: Why would they do ground zero instead of ground one?
- 13:46Speaker 3: I think people just like to say ground zero, like
- 13:48Speaker 3: ground's cool.
- 13:50Speaker 8: But doesn't that mean wouldn't you think that means it
- 13:52Speaker 8: hasn't started yet? And ground zero is where it started?
- 13:56Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 13:56Speaker 1: What's the etymology? Of ground zero. Where does that come from?
- 14:00Speaker 1: Let's look it up.
- 14:01Speaker 8: Peculiar m Do you know how that in Europe and
- 14:04Speaker 8: I think England the first floor is the second floor
- 14:09Speaker 8: to us.
- 14:11Speaker 3: You know, no, I didn't know that the part of
- 14:14Speaker 3: the ground situated, so that makes more sense. The ground
- 14:16Speaker 3: floor is zero zero. Yeah, that makes way more sense.
- 14:20Speaker 3: And then when we hit two, Yeah, that to them
- 14:24Speaker 3: I think would be it's three one. I don't know that. No,
- 14:28Speaker 3: it would be one.
- 14:30Speaker 8: So it comes from wrong, but it's something. It's it's
- 14:34Speaker 8: it's one floor off. There's a disparate.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Because they walk in, they're on ground zero. That's that
- 14:39Speaker 3: makes sense, That's what it should be, right, and they
- 14:41Speaker 3: are four one, and then they go up and now
- 14:43Speaker 3: they're on floor one. They're on floor that makes perfect sense.
- 14:46Speaker 3: So we're always one ahead of them. Yes, I see,
- 14:50Speaker 3: and everything.
- 14:51Speaker 1: It doesn't really give up, just the floors.
- 14:53Speaker 8: Brother point is main is ground one of the opioid epidemic.
- 14:59Speaker 8: And do you remember from Dope Sick that it was because.
- 15:02Speaker 3: The governor of Maine or the what was it? Who
- 15:03Speaker 3: was the guy from Maine? He was like working with
- 15:06Speaker 3: what's it called? That may have been it.
- 15:07Speaker 8: Yeah, but also because they were targeting places where workers
- 15:10Speaker 8: were working in high accident sites, so loggers, construction people,
- 15:17Speaker 8: and there's a lot of logging in Maine, guys getting
- 15:19Speaker 8: trapped under logs.
- 15:20Speaker 3: Did you do any logging? No, obviously not, but there
- 15:24Speaker 3: was there was no That's what it was. It was
- 15:26Speaker 3: like the governor or something of Maine came out against Purdue,
- 15:32Speaker 3: and then like a month later he was working with Purdue,
- 15:35Speaker 3: like they like signed a contract with him to work
- 15:38Speaker 3: for them. Yeah. Yeah, I pretty fucked up.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Yeah I can't blame him though. Yeah, I put two
- 15:42Speaker 1: hundred million dollars or a bunch of other people dying.
- 15:45Speaker 3: Two hundred million every day.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to take the two hundred million. A
- 15:52Speaker 1: lot of a lot of buildings don't have a floor thirteen,
- 15:55Speaker 1: because I used to think it was unlucky, right, a
- 15:57Speaker 1: lot of hotels or like old hotels. But then the
- 16:00Speaker 1: Italians think of thirteen as a lucky number, not unlucky,
- 16:05Speaker 1: very interesting, and it's also lucky to get shipped on
- 16:07Speaker 1: by a bird that is very interesting, or lucky to
- 16:10Speaker 1: have a shitty bad weather on your wedding day.
- 16:13Speaker 3: Those are all It's so funny thing about how those
- 16:15Speaker 3: things became a thing that was more than Dude just
- 16:18Speaker 3: got shipped on by a bird and then like he
- 16:21Speaker 3: got laid that night, and he was like, I'm gonna
- 16:23Speaker 3: start getting shitted on birds every day because this is
- 16:25Speaker 3: a good luck keeping him pigeons, Yeah, just laying underneath it,
- 16:30Speaker 3: sweezing it out like toothpastes.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Yeah, he won the lottery and like fucked the girl.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Yeah, and wait, I guess I'm gonna walk around covered
- 16:37Speaker 3: in bird feces all day.
- 16:39Speaker 1: It must have been because of the bird been because
- 16:42Speaker 1: specifically because of that. The wedding thing where it's like
- 16:45Speaker 1: good luck if your wedding day is rainy is just
- 16:48Speaker 1: the biggest cope of all p Yeah, they're.
- 16:51Speaker 3: Like, well, I guess maybe they can't get divorced down
- 16:53Speaker 3: the road. I don't know if I can handle this
- 16:57Speaker 3: high pitched whistle that's coming out of your radiator. I
- 16:59Speaker 3: think we're gonna have show that off again. I feel
- 17:01Speaker 3: like you're at an age where you shouldn't even be
- 17:03Speaker 3: able to hear that. But seriously, I'm surprised you can
- 17:11Speaker 3: hear that. That is funny, but I can hear it
- 17:14Speaker 3: like like death. You can turn it off if you
- 17:17Speaker 3: want to do it more open, so it just turns
- 17:19Speaker 3: to death. So like, don't move any of those wires
- 17:21Speaker 3: around there. They are very important, very crucial to this
- 17:25Speaker 3: podcasting pitch. We're going to have four hundred and thirty
- 17:28Speaker 3: two hrtz right there. H Now they're probably picking it
- 17:31Speaker 3: up on the microphone. Yeah, totally. He opened it completely.
- 17:36Speaker 3: You can turn it all the way off if that's
- 17:37Speaker 3: gonna help you.
- 17:39Speaker 1: That's an impossible shit.
- 17:42Speaker 3: It's probably gonna take a little bit for it to
- 17:43Speaker 3: stop because now it's cooking. It's not just like an
- 17:45Speaker 3: instant on and off switch to fucking all right, that's good,
- 17:50Speaker 3: that's good.
- 17:51Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a relief. I'm immediately I'm pretty
- 17:55Speaker 1: sensitive to that's good work. Like noise pollution. If there's
- 17:58Speaker 1: two like sounds going on, or someone's like playing their
- 18:01Speaker 1: phone loudly next to me and I'm like watching something
- 18:03Speaker 1: on TV, or someone's playing music at the beach or
- 18:07Speaker 1: at a bar and there's like other music being played,
- 18:09Speaker 1: I start to turn insane. Yeah, which is a little
- 18:12Speaker 1: bit autistic noise sensitive. Yeah, it's a tiny bit autistic, dude.
- 18:16Speaker 8: Run Yesterday I was doing the bracket and we were
- 18:20Speaker 8: piping in with Nick and KB and Chay in Chicago
- 18:26Speaker 8: and Brandon Marshall, the receiver from the Jets, just hopped
- 18:31Speaker 8: on with them.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Is he the current receiver?
- 18:34Speaker 6: No?
- 18:34Speaker 3: No, yea. I was going to say I played years ago.
- 18:36Speaker 3: But he was incredible.
- 18:37Speaker 1: He liked twenty catches in the game or some shit.
- 18:39Speaker 1: I think it's like the record for the most catches
- 18:41Speaker 1: in a single game.
- 18:41Speaker 8: Yeah, he's had some monster games. Interesting, and he came
- 18:44Speaker 8: on and he was excited and he was such a
- 18:46Speaker 8: cool guy. He's wearing a Chicago Blackhawks jersey and very
- 18:50Speaker 8: very baggy leather pants, the type of pants you would
- 18:53Speaker 8: wear to school if you wanted to conceal weapons.
- 18:59Speaker 3: But that was my first ashion thing. Now like trench
- 19:01Speaker 3: coats are big, we're paying old duster. It's the type
- 19:05Speaker 3: of thing.
- 19:05Speaker 8: There was once a PSA that we watched, i think
- 19:07Speaker 8: on like School Violence, where they showed a guy wearing
- 19:11Speaker 8: an outfit and pants, very baggy pants, and they were like,
- 19:15Speaker 8: you think he's a normal gun and he started you
- 19:17Speaker 8: hauling out guns and he had like fifty fucking guns,
- 19:21Speaker 8: and I'm like, dude, nobody can walk with a shotgun
- 19:24Speaker 8: down their pant leg.
- 19:26Speaker 3: Certainly someone had been like, dude, is that your that's
- 19:31Speaker 3: my twelve gage.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Anyway, I think that school shooter looking gear is as
- 19:38Speaker 1: popular as it has been as it ever has been,
- 19:41Speaker 1: which makes you think that if school shooters had only
- 19:44Speaker 1: been born thirty years later, they would have been the
- 19:46Speaker 1: cool kids dressing exactly the same. We could have saved
- 19:49Speaker 1: a bunch of lives.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Interesting thoughts those photos of like the football players walking
- 19:56Speaker 3: into the game, they've all got on school shooter fit
- 19:58Speaker 3: Stefan Diggs every single Yes, it's.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Like Columbine sheet, yeah, which I think truly is. And
- 20:05Speaker 1: now the guys who are wearing like.
- 20:08Speaker 3: Yeah, oh letterman jackets now are way scarier. What about?
- 20:11Speaker 3: What about? Does this mean that you think that when
- 20:14Speaker 3: skinny jeans are in fashion, school shootings happen at a
- 20:18Speaker 3: lower occurrence.
- 20:19Speaker 1: I think there could be something to that, because where
- 20:21Speaker 1: are you putting the gun? The tighter the clothing, where
- 20:24Speaker 1: are you concealing? Though less likely someone is to bring
- 20:27Speaker 1: a weapon to school.
- 20:28Speaker 3: Yes.
- 20:30Speaker 1: You put it, or even if you are concealing, are
- 20:32Speaker 1: you going to have a mag with a banana clip?
- 20:34Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like right, right, all right?
- 20:37Speaker 1: God, the fucking gun nuts are going to get us
- 20:38Speaker 1: for the fuck. What if I say one wrong word
- 20:41Speaker 1: about a gun, people are gonna be like he yeah, please.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Do not talk about guns on this podcast. If you
- 20:47Speaker 3: do not know what you're talking about. Would you say
- 20:49Speaker 3: a banana clip?
- 20:51Speaker 1: Is it a mag with a banana clip?
- 20:52Speaker 9: Oh?
- 20:53Speaker 3: Brother, the banana clip is the mag? Yeah? Yeah? Is
- 20:57Speaker 3: that shame?
- 20:58Speaker 1: That's why I caught my.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Shame this mass?
- 21:03Speaker 1: Are we going to follow?
- 21:04Speaker 3: Just got a donation?
- 21:05Speaker 1: We got a donation or miracle with They're going to
- 21:07Speaker 1: take that back once they hear clip.
- 21:10Speaker 3: And obviously I've had a couple of bad ones. My
- 21:12Speaker 3: favorite clip is definitely the drums Teddy Maggs.
- 21:16Speaker 1: We can't even talk about this anymore. It is fun
- 21:19Speaker 1: to look because people will get on ours.
- 21:21Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know that. You can't let them,
- 21:23Speaker 3: you can't let them get to us. But here, let
- 21:26Speaker 3: me finish thought.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll answer that after you finish the thought.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Are we doing this?
- 21:30Speaker 3: We're taking we're taking questions? Oh, then go ahead, I
- 21:33Speaker 3: don't give it his money.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Finish the thought.
- 21:35Speaker 8: Brandon Marshall sat down. He started asking who we were
- 21:40Speaker 8: on our side?
- 21:41Speaker 3: I was silent.
- 21:41Speaker 8: I wasn't talking. Marty mush said he was a huge
- 21:45Speaker 8: fan of Brandon Marshall and made some.
- 21:47Speaker 3: Quick Marty much a Giants fan? I don't know, but
- 21:51Speaker 3: he said that.
- 21:52Speaker 8: He said, he you were one of my favorite receivers,
- 21:54Speaker 8: and it makes me feel old to see that you're retired.
- 21:57Speaker 8: We were talking about how athletes make you. The subject
- 22:00Speaker 8: of the Bracket was like things that make you feel old,
- 22:03Speaker 8: and it was, you know, seeing that an athlete who
- 22:06Speaker 8: is in its prime is like six years younger than
- 22:08Speaker 8: you are, even though they're the MVP of the league, Like,
- 22:11Speaker 8: how could this person be accomplishing that much?
- 22:13Speaker 1: Twelve your veteran is like younger than you, so much
- 22:16Speaker 1: younger than I am.
- 22:17Speaker 8: And so him saying this to Brandon Marshall made Brandon
- 22:20Speaker 8: Marshall not like Marty right off the bat, and he
- 22:24Speaker 8: gave Marty a bunch of shit, which was very funny.
- 22:26Speaker 8: I'm not sure if this Bracket episode is out yet,
- 22:28Speaker 8: but as soon as it comes out, it's really worth
- 22:30Speaker 8: a watch.
- 22:30Speaker 3: It's quite funny.
- 22:31Speaker 8: And he kind of goes around and I'm silent, and
- 22:35Speaker 8: he gets to me and he's like, what's this guy's deal?
- 22:37Speaker 8: Tell me about this guy, and they were like, oh,
- 22:40Speaker 8: how much time do you have, you know, and they're like,
- 22:42Speaker 8: what's your story? And I was like, well, bl blah blah.
- 22:44Speaker 8: And he was like, did you ever get you got fired,
- 22:46Speaker 8: because they were kind of hinting at that, and I
- 22:48Speaker 8: was like, yeah, So I tried to tell the story
- 22:49Speaker 8: as quickly as I possibly could, and then he was like.
- 22:51Speaker 3: No, that's crazy.
- 22:52Speaker 8: Two hours later, I really did as out of character.
- 22:56Speaker 8: I did it very clear, and he liked this story
- 23:00Speaker 8: so much that he kept saying, I really like this guy.
- 23:03Speaker 8: I like this guy, Frances and he was really gassing
- 23:07Speaker 8: me up and was so fond of me. He was
- 23:09Speaker 8: quite taken with me, That's what I said, So we
- 23:11Speaker 8: have a kinship with this guy. He then asked Nick
- 23:14Speaker 8: to take his phone number and then put the three
- 23:17Speaker 8: of us on a group chat.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Interesting. Still no text from Brandon Marshall, but I was so.
- 23:25Speaker 1: The apple.
- 23:26Speaker 8: I was so in favor with Brandon Marshall that it
- 23:31Speaker 8: made me think, this must be what it feels like
- 23:35Speaker 8: to be rown where you are so well liked and
- 23:38Speaker 8: accepted by the black community. Oh that's true, that was
- 23:41Speaker 8: the thought I had, because I've never had that before.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Really Jack Harlow.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Wow, I'm basically Jack Harlow. I didn't know
- 23:48Speaker 1: where that's where that was going to go.
- 23:49Speaker 3: That's where that was going. That's very nice of you to.
- 23:51Speaker 5: Uh.
- 23:52Speaker 3: I thought I've stepped into Rowan's shoes for a little
- 23:55Speaker 3: bit here.
- 23:56Speaker 1: That can't that the Yeah, I don't think the black
- 23:59Speaker 1: community touch on that likes me as a monolith.
- 24:01Speaker 3: They hate you.
- 24:02Speaker 1: I think you're leader. You either like like I'm like
- 24:06Speaker 1: Joe Biden. If you don't vote for Joe Biden, you
- 24:08Speaker 1: ain't black. You don't like Roan, you ain't No, Yeah,
- 24:14Speaker 1: that's I don't know. I like Brandon Marshall, but I
- 24:18Speaker 1: think he's bipolar. I think he's very open with his
- 24:20Speaker 1: bipolar neess. So he might like you today.
- 24:24Speaker 3: You're going to take this from me, aren't you.
- 24:26Speaker 6: You know what?
- 24:27Speaker 1: Actually, I think he was an episode.
- 24:32Speaker 3: I don't want to rug you mental break brand Marshall
- 24:36Speaker 3: cred No, that's what lets him on this show.
- 24:38Speaker 1: I think you have him back around because he had
- 24:40Speaker 1: a podcast with a bunch of other athletes, Fred Taylor,
- 24:43Speaker 1: Channing Crowder, maybe Ryan Clark, and they had a thing going.
- 24:46Speaker 1: I am athlete. He invited them to all invest in
- 24:49Speaker 1: the company together, and they never did. He paid for
- 24:52Speaker 1: it all out of his pocket. They were super unappreciative,
- 24:55Speaker 1: and then they had a massive falling out and he
- 24:58Speaker 1: only reconciled. He basically told the story to Cam Newton,
- 25:02Speaker 1: and I think that's why he and Cam Newton are
- 25:04Speaker 1: doing stuff together now.
- 25:05Speaker 3: They're boys.
- 25:06Speaker 1: I think that they're boys now. But he had a
- 25:08Speaker 1: massive falling out with all of his old bros. So
- 25:10Speaker 1: I think that maybe if we step into like Channing Crowder,
- 25:14Speaker 1: Fred Taylor, Ryan Clark's shoes, I feel like we could
- 25:18Speaker 1: be Brandon Marshall's new crew. Now, if you play your
- 25:21Speaker 1: card right, if you're in as tight as you say
- 25:22Speaker 1: we are, I think we could play it.
- 25:24Speaker 3: The problem is Roan I for me, I'm a ticking
- 25:28Speaker 3: time bomber.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Okay, it sounds like he used to.
- 25:31Speaker 5: Though.
- 25:31Speaker 8: The less I say around black people, the better off
- 25:35Speaker 8: I am. And if we were to start some kind
- 25:37Speaker 8: of a podcast thing with Brandon Marshall, it's only a
- 25:40Speaker 8: matter of time before I miss step.
- 25:43Speaker 3: You think, what are you gonna say? You know, just
- 25:45Speaker 3: say that I like the wrong you know, I guess
- 25:50Speaker 3: spread on a sandwich.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Yeah, that's been that brings us to Mayo or Miracle.
- 25:54Speaker 3: Yeah, right back to Miracle web real doesn't. I don't know, don't,
- 25:59Speaker 3: don't be down. I thought miracle whip was whipped cream.
- 26:01Speaker 1: No, miracle whip is you're thinking of cool whip?
- 26:04Speaker 3: Cool whip? Yes? Yes, yes, what is miracle whip? I
- 26:07Speaker 3: had the exact same thought you thought it was as well.
- 26:10Speaker 1: I think it's free mayonnaise or something like that. It's
- 26:13Speaker 1: like mayonnaise, a healthier mayonnaise, and it tastes significantly worse.
- 26:17Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely Mayo. I love maw Helman's. Might actually get
- 26:20Speaker 3: a chicken cutlet after this little Mayo's mayonnaise.
- 26:22Speaker 1: That does sound nice. Yeah, I'm a mayonnaise for for
- 26:26Speaker 1: the record, but I think that we should. There's only
- 26:28Speaker 1: one way to settle.
- 26:28Speaker 3: There was one more question that we didn't get to
- 26:31Speaker 3: scroll up. If you guys want to take this one,
- 26:37Speaker 3: silvers are days. Oh lord, I gotta go, Dave. They
- 26:42Speaker 3: paid us for that two dollars. If you guys want
- 26:46Speaker 3: to betray the fan base and not answer that.
- 26:48Speaker 1: No, I answered you guys. You guys, your air silence
- 26:52Speaker 1: is deafening both of you guys.
- 26:53Speaker 3: Right now, I feel like we're on as nervous as
- 26:55Speaker 3: I would be on a podcast.
- 27:00Speaker 1: You're no dog in the fight.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Dog in the fight? Well I have now obviously pray,
- 27:04Speaker 3: So take a fucking bullet for that guy any day.
- 27:06Speaker 1: What the fuck?
- 27:07Speaker 3: Hell? I was honest, guy, I know almost honest guy.
- 27:09Speaker 1: I know what's friend.
- 27:12Speaker 3: Yeah it's Dave. It's Dave. In a heartbeat, you told
- 27:14Speaker 3: me before you got one. Don't you dog me like that.
- 27:19Speaker 3: We had a whole fucking we had a whole pro
- 27:21Speaker 3: con list up before you before we went live.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Bro, I.
- 27:27Speaker 8: I hadn't followed, and I immediately, you know, cleaned house
- 27:31Speaker 8: as soon as that went the other way.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a that's so fucking unfortunate. It breaks my
- 27:36Speaker 1: fucking heart when that that kind of shit happens, But
- 27:40Speaker 1: you know, it's part of the game, no boy. And
- 27:42Speaker 1: what was the other one? There was another one up
- 27:43Speaker 1: on there. If people give us literally one dollar, we'll
- 27:46Speaker 1: we'll talk about anything that you want.
- 27:48Speaker 3: Still winning on my indie rain check. So what you
- 27:51Speaker 3: went to Indianapolis And I was supposed to go to
- 27:53Speaker 3: Indianapolis and then I got booked on skang Fest, so
- 27:55Speaker 3: I canceled Indianapolis who's.
- 27:57Speaker 1: At Boston, Connor, who's saying that tactical digs that is
- 28:00Speaker 1: Tissueoto one four five Japanese.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Bro, Yes, definitely Silves.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Did you see that?
- 28:09Speaker 3: Still waiting on my indie check.
- 28:16Speaker 1: You're racist?
- 28:17Speaker 3: Bro? How's that racist?
- 28:19Speaker 1: Because you just made a caricature of a fucking very
- 28:22Speaker 1: respectable you other Titian not to you're racist? That's a
- 28:28Speaker 1: that's a note to in my book.
- 28:30Speaker 3: Brother. You ever been to Japan?
- 28:33Speaker 1: I am dying to go.
- 28:34Speaker 3: That's the I want to go there on the same
- 28:37Speaker 3: time frame.
- 28:38Speaker 1: You want to come with us.
- 28:39Speaker 3: It's just a matter of who goes first. Frank a
- 28:41Speaker 3: book a trip.
- 28:41Speaker 9: And.
- 28:44Speaker 3: Now I think Roan has surpassed me as a traveler.
- 28:47Speaker 1: I don't think that's true at all. I think that
- 28:49Speaker 1: we're almost in lockstep. You go to Dominican, I go
- 28:51Speaker 1: to Dominican.
- 28:52Speaker 3: You would have you would? I am now following in
- 28:57Speaker 3: your footsteps.
- 28:58Speaker 1: So where should we go next?
- 28:59Speaker 3: I want you to go to Japan, make sure it's safe,
- 29:02Speaker 3: and then come back. Tell me I can go.
- 29:04Speaker 1: We'll take a day off in Kyoto like we're goddamn
- 29:06Speaker 1: Phoebe Bridges.
- 29:08Speaker 3: Damn Phoebe Bridges. If you guys, get just Spotify wrapped.
- 29:11Speaker 3: What are we looking at?
- 29:11Speaker 1: My shit is?
- 29:12Speaker 3: But I listened like it's fifteen minutes of music this year.
- 29:15Speaker 3: Me too.
- 29:16Speaker 1: My shap is bad. It's so little music.
- 29:19Speaker 3: I don't think I got mine yet. Is it out? Yeah?
- 29:22Speaker 3: I don't think it's like they send it people to
- 29:24Speaker 3: people individually. I think it kind of all just comes
- 29:26Speaker 3: to application matter. Mine must be coming tomorrow on the way, bro,
- 29:33Speaker 3: I got got here.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Easy to block, easy, easily, Giji Gotti. People are smoked,
- 29:40Speaker 1: easy to block cap then and easy the black cap.
- 29:43Speaker 1: Then I want smoke and hen get anytime he wants,
- 29:45Speaker 1: we do it.
- 29:45Speaker 3: At the crib. But uh, whoa, whoa, whoa wait what
- 29:49Speaker 3: I don't know what just happened? Happened? I didn't know
- 29:52Speaker 3: you spoke. See Roan's like, yeah, Ronan's got a little
- 29:55Speaker 3: bipolar in him as well. Half black, half white.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Mind. What was that though?
- 29:59Speaker 3: Did you just tell him to come to my crib?
- 30:00Speaker 1: Is that what you said?
- 30:01Speaker 3: Yeah? Call that off because I do not want any
- 30:06Speaker 3: of the smoke, especially not at h Q four.
- 30:09Speaker 1: No, we have got you will be on our will
- 30:11Speaker 1: be hilarious missed.
- 30:13Speaker 3: It would be hilarious if next time we go live,
- 30:15Speaker 3: there's just bullet holes all over the wall behind us. Yeah.
- 30:17Speaker 1: Actually we invited Smoke to the wrong crib.
- 30:20Speaker 3: Did smoke Spin the Block? Question Mark smoke Spin to
- 30:24Speaker 3: the Block on a barstool podcast that would be like
- 30:26Speaker 3: on a Snapchat news thing, did.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Easy the Block? Captain slide on Little s.
- 30:30Speaker 3: S Easy the Block, to the Spin of the Block
- 30:32Speaker 3: at h Q four Barstool podcasts. And then it's just
- 30:36Speaker 3: a thumbnail of us just like.
- 30:40Speaker 8: To me, you guys are doing that thing where that
- 30:42Speaker 8: girl does that the moji thing. That's what this sounds
- 30:46Speaker 8: like to me. Oh yeah, yeah, ice cream yum yng Yeah.
- 30:48Speaker 3: Because you don't know Spin the Block, but you don't
- 30:50Speaker 3: even know for it. Obviously you don't know Spin the Block.
- 30:52Speaker 3: I don't.
- 30:52Speaker 1: I choose not to know these Spotify right now. It's best.
- 30:55Speaker 3: It's best that you don't know Spin the Block.
- 30:57Speaker 1: See what your song of the year is, because people
- 30:59Speaker 1: think that from all this talk that I'm going to
- 31:00Speaker 1: be a big rap guy. My number one listened to
- 31:02Speaker 1: song was last.
- 31:04Speaker 3: Night we so lame dude my line. My number one
- 31:08Speaker 3: song was mortifying? What was it?
- 31:11Speaker 9: So?
- 31:11Speaker 3: I only have I fly a lot and I only
- 31:14Speaker 3: really listen to music when I'm flying now and uh
- 31:17Speaker 3: And the only album I have downloaded is that one
- 31:20Speaker 3: bon Iver album, which one the one with the woodsame?
- 31:26Speaker 3: H is it for Emma? Is it?
- 31:29Speaker 4: No?
- 31:29Speaker 3: But my top song was re Stacks. I played three thousand,
- 31:34Speaker 3: like over a decade ago, few or many, that's very few.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Three thousand songs. I might have played lesson you, bro, honestly.
- 31:41Speaker 3: That really connected. Guts by August Stein, Happy by Dixie Demilio,
- 31:48Speaker 3: that's crazy. Francis's top artist of the year was Dixie Dmilio.
- 31:54Speaker 3: Though that's love. That's not right.
- 31:57Speaker 1: If you get to the if you go all the
- 31:58Speaker 1: way to the end, they'll just skip.
- 32:00Speaker 3: All the way to the end.
- 32:00Speaker 1: He'll give you like a full list of your top
- 32:03Speaker 1: songs and top artists.
- 32:05Speaker 3: I'm say my mon's Bonnie Ver.
- 32:08Speaker 8: I couldn't get enough of Pussy and Millions, Travis Scott.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Oh man, you do throw me as a guy who
- 32:15Speaker 3: listens to a lot of pussy and millions.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Number one Drake same?
- 32:20Speaker 3: Did he really? Yeah? Number one is you just said
- 32:23Speaker 3: I don't listen to rap people. If people saw my fucking.
- 32:25Speaker 1: My number one song was last night and my number
- 32:28Speaker 1: one artist was Drake.
- 32:29Speaker 3: My number two was Kendrick Lamar. I'm proud of that.
- 32:32Speaker 3: You guys listen to a lot of hip hop.
- 32:34Speaker 1: Francis, you and Brandon Marshall have more in common.
- 32:37Speaker 3: Than you say podcast Brotherly Love. Number three is Augustine.
- 32:40Speaker 3: I like that band, Augustine. They're good.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Drake. Drake probably is the number one on the Most
- 32:45Speaker 1: People's four.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Is Empire, The Sun. Five is Jack Harlow.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, And what are your top songs?
- 32:54Speaker 1: If you skip over, it'll say what your number one
- 32:56Speaker 1: songs are.
- 32:58Speaker 3: But that was fun.
- 32:59Speaker 1: I think Lizzie McAlpine was one of my top ones,
- 33:02Speaker 1: which is basically having Dixie Tomelio b Yours.
- 33:04Speaker 3: Guts the Ship prom Beacon. Take a minute. You only
- 33:09Speaker 3: listen to eighteen thousand minutes. It's not that it's not
- 33:11Speaker 3: that's not that low, but it's not that much either.
- 33:14Speaker 1: Shout out to anybody who's top podcast.
- 33:16Speaker 3: With Son of a Boid?
- 33:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true preach all right, what was your podcast?
- 33:25Speaker 1: What's your top podcast that you listen to?
- 33:29Speaker 3: American History? Uh, the Civil War? Mine was Pat Bev.
- 33:36Speaker 3: I listened to three hundred thousand minutes of Pat BEV
- 33:38Speaker 3: this year. That's every episode ten times. Yeah, I repeat him.
- 33:43Speaker 3: I just have them on it like somewhere in the
- 33:44Speaker 3: house at all times. I don't even have the volume up.
- 33:46Speaker 3: You're super dead. I'm just supporting the I'm just supporting you.
- 33:49Speaker 1: Supporting the brands. I like to support to the brand.
- 33:51Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna ask another question. Wait, but before we
- 33:54Speaker 3: get to that, make sure you guys subscribe because we're
- 33:57Speaker 3: like four hundred describersway from one hundred g Yeah, we
- 34:00Speaker 3: love that. If you can get one hundred K on
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- 34:03Speaker 8: On the stream, on the stream, if you're listening and
- 34:05Speaker 8: you're watching right now, just hit subscribe. It would be
- 34:08Speaker 8: awesome to get that plaque.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Yeah, that would honestly give us something to put on
- 34:12Speaker 1: the wall.
- 34:13Speaker 3: Waiting for it to put something on. Let's hit an
- 34:15Speaker 3: app real quick, because we're thirty minutes in. Let's talk
- 34:18Speaker 3: about maybe just a couple of again, because I was
- 34:24Speaker 3: doing no no, we just started the ad. We'll know
- 34:26Speaker 3: about just chart it over so it's separate from my
- 34:28Speaker 3: drug talk. All right, Let's talk about rent app. Rent app,
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- 35:02Speaker 3: we all have to do, and let's be honest, it
- 35:04Speaker 3: can be a bit of a hassle. What is there
- 35:07Speaker 3: to What if there was a way to make it
- 35:09Speaker 3: all easier, more straightforward, and even beneficial for your financial future.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Let me describe what rent app is real quick. Rent
- 35:15Speaker 1: app is essentially you and your landlord get on the
- 35:20Speaker 1: same page.
- 35:20Speaker 3: You want to associated with the brand anymore via one.
- 35:23Speaker 1: App that doesn't charge you anything, and it doesn't charge
- 35:28Speaker 1: your landlord anything, and you can seamlessly make payments on
- 35:32Speaker 1: that app, and then it kind of launches you into
- 35:36Speaker 1: this like good Credit because they can automatically submit your
- 35:40Speaker 1: on time payments to three credit bureaus. It is one
- 35:43Speaker 1: of the coolest and most simple apps that honestly I
- 35:46Speaker 1: could use because a lot of times you have to
- 35:48Speaker 1: write checks, you have to bring a stack of cash
- 35:50Speaker 1: to some CU location.
- 35:52Speaker 3: Yeah, that's annoying.
- 35:53Speaker 1: A bunch of black market bunk is involved, which I
- 35:55Speaker 1: personally don't like. That's why rent app is just making
- 35:58Speaker 1: think of the black market bunk. Rent aft just makes
- 36:01Speaker 1: it so much easier, and that means a producer is
- 36:03Speaker 1: going to get free rent. Little sass produces this show,
- 36:07Speaker 1: so if he gets right with our presidente Kelly Keegs,
- 36:10Speaker 1: then maybe you could get a free month's rent right
- 36:12Speaker 1: here totally.
- 36:13Speaker 3: So why wait? Head to rent app dot no rent
- 36:16Speaker 3: dot app slash barstool for fifty dollars off your first
- 36:18Speaker 3: rent payment and download the rent app in the app
- 36:21Speaker 3: store today. Had to rent app.
- 36:23Speaker 8: James, rent dot app slash barstool, rent dot app slash
- 36:27Speaker 8: Barol fifty dollars off your first rent payment.
- 36:30Speaker 3: That's awesome. Now back to the show good Raiding. Uh,
- 36:34Speaker 3: here's what I wanted to ask. So you know, do
- 36:37Speaker 3: you guys think about dying a lot.
- 36:39Speaker 1: No, come on, wait, way way more than I'd like to.
- 36:42Speaker 3: I feel about I think about dying in Fortnite constantly.
- 36:45Speaker 3: I'm big on Fortnite right now and I only got
- 36:47Speaker 3: two more days to play it.
- 36:49Speaker 8: Well, here's what I was wondering, do you think that? Okay,
- 36:52Speaker 8: so there's like when people react to someone's death, there's
- 36:55Speaker 8: tears of it.
- 36:56Speaker 3: Yes, you know, it's like that was an unfortunate five
- 37:01Speaker 3: stages of grief.
- 37:02Speaker 8: It was unfortunate or or or it's like, Okay, this
- 37:05Speaker 8: person died and it's like, well that was a blessing,
- 37:07Speaker 8: maybe because they were terminally ill, they were in pain,
- 37:10Speaker 8: or they were just a horrible person in the world.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Oh, Sam have been lot, Yeah, or it depends on
- 37:15Speaker 1: if you're on TikTok.
- 37:17Speaker 8: Mosam has been lot. It was like it was like
- 37:21Speaker 8: got him. There was celebration to that. That was patriotic.
- 37:24Speaker 8: That's the that's celebrating that someone died.
- 37:29Speaker 3: Is the far end of a spectrum, right, yeah, but
- 37:32Speaker 3: that's big on Twitter right now, Like if a politician dies,
- 37:35Speaker 3: people go nuts for that. Okay. Well, then on the
- 37:37Speaker 3: other end of the spectrum, dancing crabs we were seeing
- 37:39Speaker 3: that rotten, pissed and dancing crabs. It's actually very funny.
- 37:44Speaker 3: You could post that for anybody and it would be
- 37:45Speaker 3: it would make you laugh. It could be like a
- 37:47Speaker 3: close relative and that someone could post the fucking crabs
- 37:50Speaker 3: dancing and you'd be like, all right, that's a little funny.
- 37:53Speaker 1: She would have loved this, She would have appreciated this. Okay,
- 37:55Speaker 1: get to get what's what's your thought.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Of what he was playing with A with a with
- 38:02Speaker 3: an ad that we don't have.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Okay, sorry Jesus Christ. Yes, we'll put the iron fist
- 38:06Speaker 1: over here.
- 38:08Speaker 3: Bro trying to shut show your phone, trying to get
- 38:10Speaker 3: our money up right now?
- 38:11Speaker 1: Well, then why don't we get this unsponsored drink whoa, whoa, whoa,
- 38:14Speaker 1: this unsponsored empty can out of the way. You're just
- 38:16Speaker 1: giving a free ad for for no reason.
- 38:18Speaker 3: Obviously, I'm gonna give free ads to Lacroix. I want
- 38:20Speaker 3: that sponsorship.
- 38:21Speaker 1: Francis will continue with your macab thought.
- 38:24Speaker 3: Uh.
- 38:25Speaker 8: The question is you know what determines whether someone is
- 38:29Speaker 8: someone's death is classified as a tragedy like or a
- 38:33Speaker 8: bummer like it was a bummer?
- 38:35Speaker 3: Right? So so is it because of is it because
- 38:38Speaker 3: of the life they led, or is it because of
- 38:39Speaker 3: the way they died, Like if I died tomorrow tragedy.
- 38:43Speaker 8: I don't think people would say it's a tragedy. I
- 38:45Speaker 8: think people would say it's a bummer.
- 38:46Speaker 3: That was a bummer. No, it would definitely be a tragedy.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Depends on how tragedy how well.
- 38:50Speaker 1: I think.
- 38:50Speaker 3: So in this hypothetical, how's.
- 38:52Speaker 8: The answer that I'm asked? Yes, yes, the answer that
- 38:54Speaker 8: I'm asking that's right. It's not about the life I lived,
- 38:56Speaker 8: it's about the way I died.
- 38:58Speaker 3: Yeah, if you had a heart attack, it would be like, fuck,
- 39:00Speaker 3: that sucks. But sometimes anyone we're back. It's son of
- 39:03Speaker 3: a boy dad. Yeah.
- 39:04Speaker 8: So do you think do you think that even a
- 39:07Speaker 8: person who's been horrible in life can die in such
- 39:11Speaker 8: a way as to be classified as a tragedy, Like
- 39:14Speaker 8: if they were a nightmare their whole life, but they
- 39:18Speaker 8: saved an entire bustload of children from tumbling off a
- 39:21Speaker 8: cliff and sacrifice their.
- 39:23Speaker 3: Life in the process, that's a tragedy. Have they redeemed them?
- 39:28Speaker 1: I think that Yeah, I think that's redemption. I feel
- 39:31Speaker 1: like there's like a movie about that or something. Someone
- 39:33Speaker 1: who lives, Like, is it like crash or something like
- 39:35Speaker 1: that in the movie Crash, Like doesn't someone do something terrible?
- 39:38Speaker 1: But then right at the end they like shave someone,
- 39:41Speaker 1: they like save someone like.
- 39:44Speaker 3: Will Smith seven Sins or something like the one he crashed,
- 39:47Speaker 3: like like a.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Police officer like is handsy with a woman and then
- 39:52Speaker 1: there's a crash and he like dragged around, drags are out.
- 39:55Speaker 1: That's true, and so he's like kind of redeemed himself.
- 39:58Speaker 3: He is.
- 39:58Speaker 1: It's like a way to I if you sexually assaulted someone.
- 40:01Speaker 1: That's kind of the best case scenario. It's basically what
- 40:03Speaker 1: the movie was saying.
- 40:04Speaker 3: And he was racist too for a host whole life,
- 40:06Speaker 3: but they give him redeeming things too, like he helps
- 40:08Speaker 3: his old father. Oh you know what that happens in
- 40:11Speaker 3: that movie? What is it? Three Billboards by eb By Eban? Yeah,
- 40:15Speaker 3: that the cop he like saves the file or something
- 40:17Speaker 3: before he dies in the fire right redemption is what. Yeah,
- 40:21Speaker 3: he redeemed himself.
- 40:22Speaker 1: But I think that there's also something different that like,
- 40:25Speaker 1: and I don't want to sound insensitive with this, but
- 40:27Speaker 1: I think sometimes with if someone's overdosing or someone dies
- 40:31Speaker 1: from like a party drug or something like that party drug,
- 40:35Speaker 1: it's a little less tragic because they were just trying
- 40:37Speaker 1: to have a blast.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Party drug, party drug tragic really, heroin bummer.
- 40:44Speaker 1: That's what well I'm considering heroin is a party drug.
- 40:47Speaker 3: I do not think heroin is a party drug. Really.
- 40:49Speaker 3: I don't think people are like going out to clubs
- 40:50Speaker 3: being like, let's shoot up real quick. Then they get
- 40:53Speaker 3: there and they just is his zombies. If it's someone
- 40:57Speaker 3: if someone took like a molly, someone hopped a molly
- 41:00Speaker 3: and it had a little bit of fenoll in, it
- 41:02Speaker 3: tragic and they died.
- 41:04Speaker 1: You're saying, yes, but I think that at least they
- 41:06Speaker 1: went out trying to party.
- 41:07Speaker 3: But that's tragic. That's like, oh shit, they weren't supposed
- 41:10Speaker 3: to die. If you're shooting up heroin, it's like, ah,
- 41:12Speaker 3: that sucks. If you and I tried heroin for the
- 41:15Speaker 3: first time tonight, yeah, that's a bummer. That's stupid us
- 41:19Speaker 3: to be doing heroin. No, not tragic at all. You
- 41:22Speaker 3: think we have just burned our entire body of work.
- 41:25Speaker 3: I think once you do heroin, one one choice. Even
- 41:28Speaker 3: though it's known they'd never done it before, this was
- 41:31Speaker 3: their first time. Yes, heroin overdose. Now we are demoted
- 41:35Speaker 3: to bummer Now. I don't even think we would get
- 41:37Speaker 3: bummer or tragedy. I think if me and you, who
- 41:39Speaker 3: have never even done like pills right, just randomly decided
- 41:44Speaker 3: let's go, let's go score some h and shoot up,
- 41:46Speaker 3: I think people will be like, well, that's just they're
- 41:48Speaker 3: just dumb. We would just be. That would be we
- 41:51Speaker 3: would betting clowned on on Twitter.
- 41:53Speaker 1: I would be clowning you.
- 41:53Speaker 3: They would be posting the dancing crabs on us.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Like Graze alone and me and that.
- 41:58Speaker 3: The chat would just be, Yeah, people can't even make
- 42:01Speaker 3: mistakes anymore. That's that is you're talking. It's like a
- 42:04Speaker 3: one strike policy. Dumb dumbs. Yes, we would be. We
- 42:10Speaker 3: would be laughed upon. Even the heroin addicts would be like,
- 42:13Speaker 3: what the fuck were they thinking? Bro, We've drawn back
- 42:15Speaker 3: the curtain on beast reality. We've we've exposed all kinds
- 42:19Speaker 3: of stuff. We've done good things lately, we've been living well.
- 42:22Speaker 1: And you're being like, there's some good cookup on the streets.
- 42:25Speaker 3: Let's find yeah, yeah from him, bro, So just stay
- 42:29Speaker 3: away from heroin and you should be able to avoid that.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Heard heard, I don't know, and uh, if we're going
- 42:36Speaker 1: back to pulp fiction, doesn't vince Vega. He's doing just
- 42:40Speaker 1: like a little bit of heroin just to go.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Out with Martine. But he's snorting heroin. Big difference.
- 42:45Speaker 1: No, he was. I thought he was banging it and
- 42:46Speaker 1: she snorts.
- 42:47Speaker 3: Snoring heroin is like ballsy, It's like, ohay, this guy parties.
- 42:52Speaker 3: Shooting heroin is like get your act together, a piece
- 42:55Speaker 3: of ship.
- 42:59Speaker 1: There's so one fucking like on their couch watch instead
- 43:02Speaker 1: of a boy dad.
- 43:03Speaker 3: Yo, if you snorting heroin is like a good party trick.
- 43:07Speaker 3: Just hurt.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Their feelings are hurt as they slowly removed the syringe
- 43:10Speaker 1: from their arms.
- 43:10Speaker 3: Yes, thought this was Sorting heroin is like chugging a
- 43:13Speaker 3: bottle of jamison out of a shoe and being like
- 43:15Speaker 3: that guy is the man. That's that's like, that's the
- 43:17Speaker 3: king of the party of drug preps? Yes, which drug
- 43:21Speaker 3: has the best? Like ritual heroin?
- 43:26Speaker 8: You're talking, Yeah, the stoon, Yeah, your teeth, tap the vein, yeah,
- 43:31Speaker 8: boil the spoon, draw the syringe.
- 43:34Speaker 3: That's the best. Yeah, I mean, I know.
- 43:36Speaker 1: Rolling weed is a cool because you.
- 43:40Speaker 3: Packing a bong. That's all fun. Packing a bong is corny.
- 43:43Speaker 3: We've got chopping up lines with the Chase Sapphire Reserve card.
- 43:46Speaker 3: There's excitement on a mirror that's.
- 43:50Speaker 1: Daughter's cards.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Yes, get the mirror off the wall.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Here's a here's a parallel question. What drug has the
- 43:57Speaker 1: best name and what has the worst name?
- 43:59Speaker 3: Zanna X has the best name by far?
- 44:01Speaker 1: No, no, no ecstasy X ecstasy.
- 44:04Speaker 3: Xanax has three xs in it. I know, but no,
- 44:07Speaker 3: it is two X A N A X. Yeah, you're right.
- 44:12Speaker 3: I don't know why I was mixing in a third X.
- 44:14Speaker 3: There porn Xander Cage. You're thinking of Vin Diesel move.
- 44:20Speaker 3: I think if I think it's X doesn't have such
- 44:22Speaker 3: a cool name, there wouldn't be nearly as strong of
- 44:24Speaker 3: an like. You never hear anyone that's addicted to adavan
- 44:27Speaker 3: because it's a boring name. If someone's like, here, do
- 44:29Speaker 3: these two things do the same thing? Do you want
- 44:31Speaker 3: the adavan or do you want the exact ambient? And
- 44:34Speaker 3: ambient is a boring name. But who gets addicted to ambient? People?
- 44:38Speaker 3: Lemon l Eminem was addicted to ambient. I think I
- 44:41Speaker 3: could be wrong about that weed.
- 44:43Speaker 1: I think it's a bad name.
- 44:45Speaker 3: That's what we call it zaza. Now that's why there's
- 44:46Speaker 3: so many names for it.
- 44:48Speaker 1: But even marijuana bad name Zaza, I guess is better.
- 44:52Speaker 1: But I don't think it's candush.
- 44:57Speaker 8: You know, it's got a great name flower. You know what,
- 45:00Speaker 8: you know what is good too, And it has a
- 45:01Speaker 8: really good routine. I think never done it opium the
- 45:06Speaker 8: only one going to an opium den and then lying
- 45:08Speaker 8: down on one of those side pillows deep in the
- 45:11Speaker 8: in the jungles of Cambodia.
- 45:13Speaker 1: Didn't you do opium in at Bonnaru eight? Yeah, before
- 45:17Speaker 1: less Claypool.
- 45:17Speaker 3: I smoke.
- 45:18Speaker 1: It was like a bowl though it didn't didn't feel
- 45:20Speaker 1: like anything.
- 45:20Speaker 3: I think you need the whole ritual.
- 45:22Speaker 8: I think you need like a soothsayer or whatever, someone
- 45:25Speaker 8: to to lay you down with the pipe and make
- 45:28Speaker 8: sure that it's properly packed. All of that, and you
- 45:31Speaker 8: need to know you're gonna you're gonna have like a
- 45:33Speaker 8: dream state, much like that scene.
- 45:35Speaker 3: In Someone said crocodile. Have you guys ever heard of that?
- 45:39Speaker 3: That's the one that makes you all scally?
- 45:41Speaker 1: That's the No, it doesn't make you scalely, it does
- 45:43Speaker 1: you're thinking of a crocodile.
- 45:44Speaker 3: No, crocodile. It makes you scalely.
- 45:46Speaker 1: No, crocodile is like it's like bas salt, so it's
- 45:49Speaker 1: like a Florida thing.
- 45:50Speaker 3: That I thought crocodile was the one that you shoot,
- 45:52Speaker 3: and it's very popular in massachusets in Russia. I don't
- 45:55Speaker 3: think that's for me. That's and that's the one that
- 45:57Speaker 3: you get scally from.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Guys super chat us give it a ten dollars donation
- 46:01Speaker 1: and explain what.
- 46:02Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure crocodile is the one where you get
- 46:04Speaker 3: really scanned.
- 46:05Speaker 1: It's just crocodile, not crocodd deal. I think you're adding
- 46:08Speaker 1: an extra syllable.
- 46:09Speaker 8: Much like the routine for You could argue the routine
- 46:11Speaker 8: for ecstasy is the most boring. You just take a pill,
- 46:14Speaker 8: that's it. Yeah, same with a crocodile. You get scales.
- 46:18Speaker 3: No way. Hey, your skin starts like eating it, So.
- 46:20Speaker 1: That's probably why they call it crocodile. Magic mushroom is
- 46:23Speaker 1: the coolest name.
- 46:26Speaker 3: Yeah maybe if you're six years old, you gotta still
- 46:30Speaker 3: a drug game. Those aren't marketed towards baby and cummins.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Magic fucking doctor Seussas, Yeah, doctor, that's a fucking name.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Magic mushrooms, mister Magoobi and the magic mushrooms.
- 46:44Speaker 3: The pat BEV podcast just asked, did Roan ever try crocodile? Probably?
- 46:48Speaker 3: Ron's done a lot of drugs. Why are we so
- 46:51Speaker 3: adherent to the chat? The chat? This is right in
- 46:53Speaker 3: front of my face. Happened?
- 46:55Speaker 1: We could shut the bitch out if you know.
- 46:58Speaker 3: I don't want to look at it either. I don't
- 46:59Speaker 3: want to look at it either. But there's no really,
- 47:01Speaker 3: we can't really do anything, so I got to make
- 47:02Speaker 3: sure that it's running smoothly. You need to stop your
- 47:05Speaker 3: wandering eye. I know because I've watched podcasts before where
- 47:09Speaker 3: people do this. Yeah, that's true. I have to watch
- 47:11Speaker 3: There we go. That works. Yeah, no offense to chat,
- 47:14Speaker 3: No offense to the podcast that where people do this. Yeah,
- 47:18Speaker 3: like the Daily, like the New York Times. The Daily
- 47:22Speaker 3: seemed to be struggling with that.
- 47:23Speaker 1: Like I did a perfect bitch play with me.
- 47:26Speaker 3: Guys, we just had to put the remote control in
- 47:28Speaker 3: front of the chats. Now we are no longer reading
- 47:30Speaker 3: the chat, so we will still you know, super chats.
- 47:34Speaker 3: I repeat, hold your super chats.
- 47:36Speaker 1: What's on your guys's wish lists for this holiday season?
- 47:40Speaker 3: World peace? How about just some trash bags?
- 47:43Speaker 1: Brother?
- 47:44Speaker 3: Yeah? What about them?
- 47:45Speaker 1: You need some You got a fucking murderer's row of
- 47:48Speaker 1: La Croix over there doing shooting practice last night. Got
- 47:52Speaker 1: crazy last night. We shipped some bubbly water.
- 47:55Speaker 3: Yeah, the Lacroix was flowing last night.
- 47:58Speaker 1: You must have been fucking on one that was game
- 48:00Speaker 1: and hard.
- 48:00Speaker 3: Me and Mooke and my boy Matt. I was with
- 48:02Speaker 3: you last night.
- 48:03Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait, you added Muke to the
- 48:05Speaker 1: gaming fucking uh contemporarily, very temporarily. You said Pat Bev
- 48:10Speaker 1: couldn't get any fucking play with you guys, adding anyone else,
- 48:15Speaker 1: and now you just.
- 48:15Speaker 3: Added got added in as a late fourth. And you
- 48:19Speaker 3: don't think that shout out. Mike is very good at fortnite,
- 48:22Speaker 3: very surprising, So is pat Bev. Something about it just
- 48:26Speaker 3: doesn't feel right. Yeah, I can guess that something is.
- 48:29Speaker 3: I can guess what something is.
- 48:31Speaker 1: Jesus.
- 48:33Speaker 3: I met with the fellas. Some of them are a
- 48:34Speaker 3: little intimidated.
- 48:37Speaker 1: That's why I had was on the like diametric opposite
- 48:41Speaker 1: end of the spectrum.
- 48:43Speaker 3: I tried to.
- 48:43Speaker 8: Popped on and they were trying. He was trying to
- 48:46Speaker 8: say that I'm not a redhead, not a ginger, because
- 48:49Speaker 8: you're not what are you talking about?
- 48:51Speaker 9: Bro?
- 48:52Speaker 3: If you talk to Mouke about who's a ginger and
- 48:54Speaker 3: who isn't, obviously you're not a ginger. Is the most
- 48:59Speaker 3: ginger peron roid you just took out brand new polaroid? Mean,
- 49:06Speaker 3: I'm not. I think it does. You're a house I
- 49:10Speaker 3: think from Mook's perspective, I can see I can see
- 49:14Speaker 3: that's crazy. I think from perspective I have my I
- 49:20Speaker 3: have actual color. From Mook's perspective, I can see what
- 49:23Speaker 3: he would say, you are not a ginger. Yeah, maybe
- 49:26Speaker 3: I don't know. Mook's hair matches your microphone.
- 49:30Speaker 1: I mean he's like, he's like protective. You're like, you're
- 49:33Speaker 1: you're a mixed you have a mix of non ginger
- 49:36Speaker 1: in your blood. And he's he's the product of two
- 49:39Speaker 1: gingers in a lab.
- 49:41Speaker 3: Yes, is he? His parents are both gen have to be.
- 49:44Speaker 1: There's no other There's no other explanation.
- 49:46Speaker 3: Let me shure you. His parents are feature They look
- 49:48Speaker 3: like the lorax. No, actually I met his parents and
- 49:54Speaker 3: I actually don't think either of them are ginger. Believe
- 49:56Speaker 3: it or not.
- 49:58Speaker 1: So he's just cursed. Yeah, No, he's he's actually, he's
- 50:04Speaker 1: scraped the ceiling of like how great the life can be.
- 50:09Speaker 1: Who are some of the great gingers in history? Tilda Swinton,
- 50:12Speaker 1: the dude from What's It?
- 50:13Speaker 3: Major Winners.
- 50:16Speaker 1: Is a good one. He's been on fucking every a.
- 50:22Speaker 3: Legend. Who's that? That was bo But I know that
- 50:26Speaker 3: was going. I didn't know that was going to show
- 50:27Speaker 3: up on my fucking computer. It's annoying. I gotta show
- 50:31Speaker 3: you this picture of me from Oh here we go.
- 50:33Speaker 3: This was me at problem in high school. Holy shit.
- 50:37Speaker 3: But he's a ginger for sure. Dude, you like fucking
- 50:40Speaker 3: heat miser. Show that picture. Show that picture to the
- 50:44Speaker 3: to the camera. That is crazy that. Yeah, you're definitely
- 50:48Speaker 3: a ginger.
- 50:49Speaker 1: There was a thing in the canals where dudes tried
- 50:52Speaker 1: to have the craziest hair possible. It's not focus. Bring
- 50:56Speaker 1: it out, bring it out. Uh, it'll never focus. I
- 51:01Speaker 1: tried this with my bets last time. Fuck all right
- 51:06Speaker 1: here you uh just to tweet it maybe tweeted out.
- 51:11Speaker 3: Oh now it's focusing. Now, it's focusing. That is crazy. Honestly,
- 51:16Speaker 3: it's focusing. How Mook focuses when when when we're when
- 51:19Speaker 3: I'm in the green room and you can see like
- 51:21Speaker 3: the monitor of him on stage, and it's just white
- 51:24Speaker 3: with just fire. Yeah, I mean it was Why did
- 51:27Speaker 3: your hair look like that? Why is it so long?
- 51:28Speaker 3: I just grew it out. I had a lot of
- 51:30Speaker 3: hair for lacrosse season. I was being I'd given up.
- 51:32Speaker 3: I didn't care. You know, that's that's all the cross
- 51:35Speaker 3: kids have, cool luscious loss. I wanted to have flow,
- 51:37Speaker 3: and it was this was what it looked like. Yeah,
- 51:39Speaker 3: good thing. You don't have flow anymore because that is
- 51:41Speaker 3: not your look.
- 51:42Speaker 1: No, No, I think it's a high school thing. I
- 51:44Speaker 1: think dudes have crazy long hair in high school.
- 51:46Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Did you ever have to do like
- 51:48Speaker 3: the high school thing where they would like buzz your
- 51:50Speaker 3: hair for playoffs?
- 51:51Speaker 10: We did.
- 51:52Speaker 3: We did that, but it was like mohawks and ship.
- 51:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to have it like a go and
- 51:55Speaker 1: get a crazy haircut playoffs. Yeah, I think I was
- 51:59Speaker 1: playing sports high schoo brother.
- 52:00Speaker 3: No, I was clearly talking to Francis here.
- 52:02Speaker 1: I guess I did win two Catholic lee championships in tennis.
- 52:05Speaker 1: Did you don't fucking play with me?
- 52:07Speaker 3: A lot of people don't know that about Roan.
- 52:09Speaker 1: Yeah, two times back to back Cathically and this is
- 52:11Speaker 1: the last time Santo's Prep one Catholic Championships in tennis.
- 52:14Speaker 3: Wow, did you rip ass? No? Someone farted. I didn't
- 52:17Speaker 3: either smell my hole. Maybe it's your malfunctioning error system.
- 52:22Speaker 3: Now I went away as soon as I said that.
- 52:24Speaker 1: Maybe it's the fact that, yeah, you actually could be
- 52:26Speaker 1: having a stroke. They don't even fucking that's the last
- 52:29Speaker 1: thing you smell before you perish.
- 52:31Speaker 3: If I had a stroke, this podcast would fucking vanish
- 52:34Speaker 3: into non existence because you guys would be tooling around
- 52:36Speaker 3: with the pod tract four and not knowing what you're doing.
- 52:38Speaker 1: Yeah, right, dude, what are you talking about?
- 52:40Speaker 3: Even waiting no idea what you would be doing.
- 52:42Speaker 1: You'd be so devastated because we would finally crest over
- 52:46Speaker 1: one hundred thousand subscribers and you'd never get to see
- 52:48Speaker 1: the day we'd break it up and putting it into
- 52:50Speaker 1: a new studio.
- 52:51Speaker 3: Black bumps. I got to add it to my will
- 52:53Speaker 3: of this podcast ends with me. No, No, there's no
- 52:56Speaker 3: continuation of this podcast when you're dying. Before you and
- 52:59Speaker 3: I travel on even think about it. Will if you
- 53:02Speaker 3: if you had, if you had, you wish, dude, seven
- 53:05Speaker 3: days sober.
- 53:07Speaker 1: Get your chip.
- 53:08Speaker 3: Yeah, if you had is that tragedy? Yes, anyway, I
- 53:14Speaker 3: die as a tragedy obviously. No, No, you just said
- 53:17Speaker 3: really stupid like shooting heroin once.
- 53:20Speaker 8: No, Actually, what if it's something that's really incriminating, like
- 53:23Speaker 8: what if you get what if you fall installing shower
- 53:29Speaker 8: cameras in like some high school kids.
- 53:31Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously that's not a tragedy, but it could be.
- 53:34Speaker 3: It could be, and you break my at my prime
- 53:37Speaker 3: young age, dude, If I die, it's going to be
- 53:38Speaker 3: a tragedy. Regardless Y die, It'll be like, well, what
- 53:41Speaker 3: did Francis do to him to make him go through?
- 53:43Speaker 3: At this get it would never be blamed on people
- 53:47Speaker 3: around me, and that I could possibly force you dude,
- 53:50Speaker 3: the amount of pedophilia talk you've had in the last
- 53:52Speaker 3: two episodes SaaS must have been held at fucking gun
- 53:56Speaker 3: point those cameras. I don't advocate for pedophilia. I I
- 54:00Speaker 3: just am curious about the dizzy about two hours of
- 54:03Speaker 3: podcast in that disease. I'm curious about the it is
- 54:09Speaker 3: like going around damn flu He's a pedophile sympathizer. That's
- 54:11Speaker 3: why I'm not. I'm not.
- 54:13Speaker 1: I got VAXX for that exact reason. Fucking pedophilia is
- 54:16Speaker 1: going around badly.
- 54:17Speaker 3: Do you think that's a vaccine for it? The government's
- 54:19Speaker 3: just holding out.
- 54:20Speaker 1: On probably because all the government officials are like, I
- 54:22Speaker 1: love it too much. They're addicted. They would go through.
- 54:26Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. They'd be like, life is just
- 54:28Speaker 3: isn't as isn't as exciting. That'd be funny though.
- 54:30Speaker 8: Imagine if they came out with a vaccine for pedophilia,
- 54:33Speaker 8: and then anyone who's an anti vaxer of that would
- 54:36Speaker 8: be like, well, you're a fucking pedophile.
- 54:38Speaker 3: But if you're a pedophile, you're probably first in line.
- 54:40Speaker 3: You see.
- 54:41Speaker 1: That's a great I mean, that's a way to close
- 54:43Speaker 1: the I don't know that's a great I don't know
- 54:45Speaker 1: if it's a loophole or closing the loophole, but I
- 54:48Speaker 1: know what you're saying.
- 54:48Speaker 8: You give your child this vaccine or if you take
- 54:51Speaker 8: this vaccine and guarantees that you will not be a pedophile.
- 54:55Speaker 1: So the world would be full of uh anatistic non
- 54:59Speaker 1: non peed of philes.
- 55:02Speaker 3: Yeah, how did you calculate that tip at dinner? Clearly
- 55:06Speaker 3: you don't like children, do you think hero artistic? Oh
- 55:11Speaker 3: god no, With the amount of needles they're putting in them.
- 55:13Speaker 1: I think Mike McDaniels, I was that a.
- 55:15Speaker 3: Correlation because the vaccine makes you autistic?
- 55:18Speaker 1: Yeah, but just that's not it's not the needles could be.
- 55:21Speaker 1: I think Mike McDaniel, the Dolphins coaches, is autistic. I
- 55:26Speaker 1: was watching Hard Knocks, and it's just like that dude
- 55:29Speaker 1: has got to.
- 55:30Speaker 3: Have He's the best, though. I love he's a great.
- 55:32Speaker 3: Hard Knocks is really good.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Why are you acting like it's surprising that he's the
- 55:35Speaker 1: best because he's autistic.
- 55:37Speaker 3: No, I'm saying he's the best, like he's a he's
- 55:38Speaker 3: the he's a cool ass guy.
- 55:40Speaker 1: He Isn't it crazy that he grew up with Dan Soder? Yeah,
- 55:43Speaker 1: and then they're just.
- 55:44Speaker 3: Like right, they text each other. Yeah, they're good friends.
- 55:47Speaker 1: And then they're just like got such like he's like
- 55:49Speaker 1: so such a high functioning autist, like running like a
- 55:52Speaker 1: group of like uh ninety like men athletes.
- 55:56Speaker 3: Yeah, and SODA's like a comedian.
- 55:59Speaker 1: On Rick's podcast like Stone. I mean, they're both very successful, true, true,
- 56:05Speaker 1: but it's just different types of success. But I guess
- 56:07Speaker 1: you could see how that's.
- 56:08Speaker 3: Got to have two of your boys and your friend
- 56:10Speaker 3: group to just fucking pop off like that.
- 56:12Speaker 1: No, it's got to be infuriating. Why because you're like,
- 56:15Speaker 1: why am I not a head coach or a fucking
- 56:17Speaker 1: headlining Be true? That is just like I had all
- 56:20Speaker 1: the same advantages as this guy.
- 56:22Speaker 3: Well, offensive coordinator was McDaniel's the offensive coordinator on the
- 56:26Speaker 3: Broncos before the Dolphins.
- 56:28Speaker 1: I know that he was an assistant coach for the
- 56:31Speaker 1: Washington Redskins. Really it was him, Sean McVay. Uh, there
- 56:36Speaker 1: was like four of them, Kyle Shanahan, so.
- 56:38Speaker 3: He never was He never coached on the Broncos. I thought,
- 56:40Speaker 3: I thought, I read I'm not sure, but his story
- 56:43Speaker 3: is crazy, dude. I mean he just went from up
- 56:45Speaker 3: he was just a fan, like, he was just a
- 56:48Speaker 3: fan of football and then was so obsessed with it
- 56:51Speaker 3: that he ste thinks that he could do Shay could
- 56:54Speaker 3: have done that if he was more dedicated, if he
- 56:56Speaker 3: was yeah, yeah, if he was more autistic, Yeah he
- 56:59Speaker 3: could have done crazy.
- 57:00Speaker 1: You just need a little bit more, You just need
- 57:02Speaker 1: to ramp it up just a little bit. Well, that
- 57:06Speaker 1: shit'll probably put you in that in that direction. You
- 57:09Speaker 1: don't think there's fucking microplastics and metals and that.
- 57:11Speaker 3: Ship hell, No, guys, is this gay what I'm doing? Yes?
- 57:16Speaker 3: And has limp like that? Is that gay? Yes?
- 57:20Speaker 1: I'll tell you what have you guys been watching us
- 57:22Speaker 1: surviving Barstool?
- 57:23Speaker 3: I haven't. I'm waiting to catch up on it. I've
- 57:25Speaker 3: just been busy these last two nights catching dubs.
- 57:27Speaker 1: In Fortnite, Hank did something very gay, really laid on
- 57:30Speaker 1: his side with his knees on top of one another
- 57:33Speaker 1: the fetal position.
- 57:35Speaker 3: No, but like the way that certain mammals give birth.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Oh, not knees not knees up though, No, his side
- 57:43Speaker 1: with his knees on top of each other like this?
- 57:45Speaker 3: How are you? How else would you do it?
- 57:47Speaker 1: Either splay your knees throw one up. But you can't
- 57:50Speaker 1: have your knees touching. You can't have your knees like
- 57:53Speaker 1: right on top of each other.
- 57:55Speaker 3: Like this like that.
- 57:55Speaker 8: Would you have known that to describe not having your
- 57:58Speaker 8: legs together like that? You would want to say splay. No,
- 58:01Speaker 8: I wouldn't have either.
- 58:02Speaker 3: No. That is a testament to you having a.
- 58:06Speaker 1: Where that's base.
- 58:07Speaker 8: But it's not a word you'd think to use to
- 58:09Speaker 8: describe what the alternative position is. That's why I like
- 58:12Speaker 8: how fast you are with words.
- 58:14Speaker 1: Here's a good one, A good word, fun word for
- 58:16Speaker 1: a similar type of body position, to have your arms.
- 58:19Speaker 8: A kimbo, kimbo slice a kimbo like having your arms
- 58:24Speaker 8: out invisible lat syndrome, mate.
- 58:27Speaker 1: Kind of less. Wow that's going around. I probably have.
- 58:30Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely don't have lats like that. Yeah,
- 58:33Speaker 1: I neglect my back, which I should.
- 58:35Speaker 3: Would have known a kimbo. Just want to throw that
- 58:37Speaker 3: out there.
- 58:37Speaker 1: You would have? Yeah, how would you know it? Where
- 58:39Speaker 1: do you know it? From?
- 58:40Speaker 3: Call of Duty? Holy fuck?
- 58:42Speaker 1: Were it one hundred thousand subscribers? Really?
- 58:45Speaker 3: No, damn it?
- 58:47Speaker 1: That would have been awesome. And I really, I literally
- 58:49Speaker 1: blame the fucking I blame the fans.
- 58:51Speaker 3: I blame the people who Call of Duty is an
- 58:54Speaker 3: attachment where it's just a perker attachment, but you get
- 58:56Speaker 3: you could hold two pistols instead of one.
- 58:59Speaker 1: God damage, Why the hell aren't you guys subscribing?
- 59:02Speaker 3: What are we at?
- 59:03Speaker 1: Or nine ninety five?
- 59:05Speaker 3: So we're still we haven't even gotten up to say
- 59:07Speaker 3: we lost we lost followers with the death. Should we
- 59:09Speaker 3: do a celebratory dinner when we get to one hundred thousand?
- 59:12Speaker 1: I would fucking love that. You and me love dinners.
- 59:15Speaker 3: I think that'd be really fun, and maybe I should
- 59:17Speaker 3: treat since you guys carried us ninety nine point two
- 59:20Speaker 3: percent of the way. No, no, no, you know what
- 59:22Speaker 3: carried us ninety fifty percent of the way. Was that
- 59:25Speaker 3: fucking thirteen second video I did about a teacher on
- 59:28Speaker 3: a zoom call.
- 59:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you should have made more videos like that.
- 59:32Speaker 3: Why don't you do that anymore? I don't know. I'd
- 59:35Speaker 3: rather play Fortnite.
- 59:38Speaker 1: Dave, Please don't listen to this, Dave. Please don't hear
- 59:43Speaker 1: what he just said. Please don't hear the exact words
- 59:45Speaker 1: that he just said. He does not mean he's one
- 59:48Speaker 1: hundred percent joking. That is a big, big joke.
- 59:50Speaker 3: I would know if I was joking. How use it
- 59:54Speaker 3: back in that soundboard up that got like two million
- 59:58Speaker 3: Jesus on YouTube? That's big, yeah, big time.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Now, reels, I mean reels could probably carry us over
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: the finish line.
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Some reels. I mean pat bev Pie does fucking nummies
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: based off or whatever shorts alone YouTube shorts.
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's probably pretty easy to have reels pop
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: off when you have fucking like Lebron James on your
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: and Mark Cuban on your podcast.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: I forgot we had lebron on.
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: Production quality of young man. It's incredible, better than my
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: actual eyesight. If I had held up that picture of
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: me on my ginger hair on the pap bev pod,
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: the Internet would have melted to a fucking It would
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: have literally been. It would have been. It would have been.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: The camera would have been looking through your phone. Yeah,
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: that's right. The thing is those cameras. What cameras are
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: you guys?
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: You know the really good cameras. The Chicago cameras are insane.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: Oh sure, yeah, that's where all the money's gone. Well
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: it is.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: I'm saying the truth. It's pissing.
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: We're using the bed sure, get cozy box, the glad
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: are you at it? It? And we had total You
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: guys could see talking how this looks in here.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: There's wires.
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: It's like when the wire control situation here is extremely frustrated.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Where that the wires are across.
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: It's so annoying.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: It's like when you you're breaking into a museum and
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: the lasers are going at like that's why I'm going
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: to quit drinking. It's like a Vietnamese like trap like that,
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: like ripped soldiers ankles off. There's like wires at every direction.
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: Across and lower. There isn't wires, there's mice traps. Do
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: you know that if you paid a task rabbit to
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: come in here and sort of sort your wires, someone
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: who is an expert in hiding wires and things like that,
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: you'd pay what fifty bucks maybe one hundred. There's nowhere
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: for the wires to hide. There's nothing in here. These
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: people are experts. They could come in and they would
- 1:01:49Speaker 3: make your apartment look seamless.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I think that if you also paid one of the
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: Venezuelan women who are putting taheena on mangoes on like
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: the subway, unlike the subway, or on fourth ave or whatever,
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: to come in and tidy up in here.
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: Brother, I can tidy this place up. The's not really
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: much to do. Have you ever had a cleaning person
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: come in and clean your apartment? Now? I clean myself.
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: I got a vacuum. What about your bathroom? You never
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: clean that?
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: No?
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: I clean that with spray and stuff. Yeah.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: See how we were laughing when you were telling the truth,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: and now you're lying and it's dead silent in here.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: I do I'm not lying. I clean my bathroom. I
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: have to gets dirty. But dude, those old bathrooms, you
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: can literally get them so clean, they're never gonna look clean.
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: They are clean, but they're never gonna look it. Why
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: do you choose to live this way? I don't understand
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: what you guys are talking about. Not all of us
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: can pay fucking ten thousand dollars a month, and I
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: don't buy that anymore. You're doing well, Glynn. I know
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: how broakes you.
- 1:02:50Speaker 8: I'm not I sell eighty percent of the tickets sale
- 1:02:53Speaker 8: not true at all, Less than once.
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: You go to Saint Louis for a weekend and you
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: walk away with fucking an Amazon gift card and talk
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: to me about how much money you make.
- 1:03:04Speaker 8: Toronto this weekend and I haven't sold. You sold out
- 1:03:06Speaker 8: there whole weekend. You had the whole thing sold.
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: Yeah, I made like a good amount of units.
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: However they pay out there, Yeah coconuts.
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: Yeah, they do not pay. And they trick you and
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: they go, there's how much money you're making. And then
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: they're like, but that's made an Eightian money they pick
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: in Canadian.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: It's just a big bat up toffee.
- 1:03:22Speaker 8: And you got you gotta land and that in a
- 1:03:25Speaker 8: and fucking go to one of those windows at the
- 1:03:27Speaker 8: airport where they take a forty per commission.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: What's the version rate from poutine to US dollars?
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: You know, it's weird too, due in Canada they don't
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: have a symbol like they don't they like on all
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: when you go about to get food. There's no like
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: dollar sign or anything. It just says like twenty five cat. Yeah,
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's everywhere. That's not everywhere they do.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: We had a running joke out there we would just
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: say like, oh, this costs twenty five units because there
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: was never it was never clear how much it costs.
- 1:03:52Speaker 8: I think they have it's Canadian dollars. They use dollars too, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:03:55Speaker 8: I know only is one? A touny is two. Do
- 1:03:58Speaker 8: you know how many sides there are on the tuny.
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: Eight? Twenty and a twenty sided coin?
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: What do you think that's for the blind os?
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: Probably might be. That's a long way to count though, I.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: Know, and that's like really bending over backwards for controlling them.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: What percentage of the population is blind?
- 1:04:21Speaker 8: Do you guys remember in Ray and Ray Charles, the
- 1:04:24Speaker 8: movie with Jamie Fox, how they would pay him. They
- 1:04:27Speaker 8: would pay him in one dollar bills because he had
- 1:04:29Speaker 8: to count it to know that he wasn't getting stiffed.
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: Oh that's interesting. Imagine if you had to pay a
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: blind person in Canada in tunis and they had to
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: feel all twenty inches of now would suck. Jesus.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: Fifty four percent of females are blind.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: That can't be right. It says it right here, genuinely
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: does say that that can't be right. Fifty four percent
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: of blind people are female. No, No, of percent of
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: all females on or if a're blind, that's crazy. A
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: lot of people don't know that.
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: So it's says eight twenty million Americans, eight percent of
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: That's why you's.
- 1:05:04Speaker 3: Getting pipe these days. Fuck, it turns out that it's
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: just a coin.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: So why girls don't care about like what guys look like.
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: That's why dad bods are in right now.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: Right because girls can just like tell that you're like
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: that you're a man something to hold on. There's like
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: more of you to like find.
- 1:05:20Speaker 3: That's why they tell you that the vibrations of your
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: stom more money, then you'll be able to hook up
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: with hotter women because they just take that much longer
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: to count their tunies. All right, let's hit this other.
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- 1:08:35Speaker 3: Big game this week for the Philly Boys, I.
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: Went down to a Philly yesterday to record mature up
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: throwing a bet money line Eagles and the three points
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: that were freaking getting What is it are the story?
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: Wow? There plus three pretty tough stretch of games for Philly.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: I know they were Kansas City, Buffalo and.
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: Now how did they pay the refs?
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: And we beat all of them?
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: Wow? They probably paid? Have they paid the refs yet?
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: Or is that like closer to the game type thing.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: It just shows me how like new you are to
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: football that that's your line of talking, ship, because this
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: is obviously like you're maybe like fifteenth football game that
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: you've watched.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: All I'm saying is that the forty nine ers are
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: looking strong.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: You're not through like streams guys.
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: You guys, you guys hurt two of their quarterbacks last year.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're bad asses.
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: Oh, it's just scummy play.
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: Cause you name your kid in Buddy Bags, is you name.
- 1:09:32Speaker 8: Your kid Brock, You're expecting them to either play football
- 1:09:36Speaker 8: or be a wrestler, right, yeah, anything else?
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: They a lord of Dogtown or something like that. If
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: you name your boy Christian, you're expecting him to fear God.
- 1:09:48Speaker 3: Chris McCaffrey is nuts. Wow, he's a bad mofo.
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: Jalen hurts the bad mofo.
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: You wall take Theelcaffrey and he's a date event at
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: the frat that I was in in college. He was
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: a sophomore junior at being or college in college.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: You just said college.
- 1:10:05Speaker 8: Then she came as a as the date of a
- 1:10:07Speaker 8: friend of mine, and she was so hot. She was
- 1:10:10Speaker 8: so outrageously better looking than every other person I'd ever
- 1:10:14Speaker 8: seen up to that point that my friend we got
- 1:10:16Speaker 8: we were all drinking and we got pretty drunk, and
- 1:10:18Speaker 8: my friend started throwing ice cubes at her.
- 1:10:21Speaker 3: He was like, you're too hot to be here. She
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: didn't like that at all. Understandable that you.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Guys just surrounded her like a woman on like a
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: Bangladeshi beach.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll cut that one out. But she came.
- 1:10:35Speaker 8: She came to the event and school, and then another
- 1:10:38Speaker 8: friend of mine, uh got her number and they went
- 1:10:41Speaker 8: out and she like came over and he was too
- 1:10:44Speaker 8: nervous to put any moves on her.
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: Really, and he still to this day considers it the
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: miss of his life. Because she was indicating that she
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: was interested.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: They would have they would have fumbled it anyway, or
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: they wouldn't have lasted anyway.
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: Once Christian mccaffre came to the pictures. I don't know that.
- 1:10:58Speaker 3: When you I mean a girl, a woman that beautiful,
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: it's tough. It's tough to like rise to the occasion.
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: I think, yeah, you know, what's good way to a
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: good starting point. We're probably not throwing ice at her. No,
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: that was a different thing. And for what it's worth,
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: I put a stop to that. You did. Yeah, you
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: started collecting because you were heat miser. You're probably melting
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: all the ice. I like the ice.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: I was.
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: The matrix. I pick one out of the air.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: Oh man, that's that's a that's great insight. That's a
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: cool story.
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: Yeah, that is interesting.
- 1:11:36Speaker 8: She had already I think she was miss Maybe she
- 1:11:39Speaker 8: won Miss Universe shortly thereafter. She yes, yeah, she's missed Universe.
- 1:11:47Speaker 8: She was doing she was doing the pageants and stuff.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: Dude, I even think she's beautiful on the outside too.
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: That's what you guys were throwing the ice at. You're like,
- 1:11:59Speaker 3: your personality is too hot, you're.
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: Too beautiful in the doing so much for the poor.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: We heard how you change the world. We heard your
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: plea for world peace.
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: Still a thing. That's still a thing that happens.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: I think so maybe just one really, but it's definitely
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: still a thing. Do you think beauty patents are ever
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: going to end?
- 1:12:21Speaker 8: They're just getting a more diverse Pretty soon, we're going
- 1:12:23Speaker 8: to have like a seeing eye dog participating up from Delaware. Also,
- 1:12:31Speaker 8: his pronouns are wolf bar and his talent is sniffing.
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: But that's hilarious.
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: I think that.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: I think that they will never stop being beauty pageants
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: because the little girls get started so young.
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: Yes, everybody's life, and they think it's like cool, but
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: it's so freakish. I think it's too young. Funny boo boo,
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: that's pretty common. I think it's too young. It's it's freakish. Yeah,
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: I think that that's like they all look fucking scary
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: because they put her not ready. No, if I saw
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: one of those girls, like if I came home and
- 1:13:06Speaker 3: night one of those girls in my apartment, I would scream.
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: They're scared then like uh yeah, then like a floating body.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: You found one of those girls in your room, you
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: would be I would not react.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: I would be so unhappy. But they look like, no,
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: get out of here.
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: You. They're looking like they look like those girls that
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: are fucking that you would see in like in a
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: horror movie that like are just up in the basement,
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: smiling up in the attic, terrifying.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Yeah, those are That's that's bad women who are doing
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: that to their daughters. And it's never the dad. It's
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: like a scared ass dad. There's never even like a
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: gay dad who's like that.
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: No, it's a it's a crazy mom who probably did
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: it when she was a kid. Yeah, and she's been pumped.
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: She finally has a daughter to fucking She's like, I didn't.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: Win, but I know who will. Yeah, you pops her out?
- 1:14:02Speaker 3: Yeah, too young, too young for that. I'm gonna make
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: you a star, to be a beauty star. You're going
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: to win the queen of Bridgeport, Connecticut.
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: You're going to be beautiful, little miss Bridgeport. Curlers in
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: my hair.
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: My child is the most attractive child in all of Bridgeport, Connecticut.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: Learn the song. Driver's license proudly. Okay, Oh, no candy
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: bars for you, little girl. Have some more salad, no dressing.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: There's not a whole lot of driver's license. Oh man,
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: there's not a lot of what I feel bad.
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: I stepped on your rifts.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: No, no, no, there was no riffs.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: I was I was done. I didn't want to derail
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: the rift train.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: No, no, that train was a runaway.
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: Speaking of riffs, my friends all call those whiffs. Yeah,
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: they call jewels whiffs. Why. I don't know, Just to
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: be fun, just a fun little thing. I used to
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: have a friend, or I still have a friend. But
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: his older brother used to come up and you go,
- 1:15:08Speaker 3: let me talk to her about the jewel. If you
- 1:15:11Speaker 3: had a Julio, let me talk to her. It was
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: very funny. That's good beauty pageant women. They don't there's
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: not a lot of career options after if the beauty
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: thing doesn't fail.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: Yeah, you have commercial NFL player.
- 1:15:26Speaker 8: Well it's either that or like in a very rare occasion,
- 1:15:30Speaker 8: one might discover that in a certain town the water
- 1:15:36Speaker 8: has been contaminated by the chemical plant flint, which says
- 1:15:41Speaker 8: little water and fine, but generations of families are suffering
- 1:15:45Speaker 8: nose bleeds, which leads to melanoma, cancers, sort of malignancies.
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: There's got to be some rough towns to be like
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: a little miss, and they'll pay them small amounts of money.
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: Little miss Columbine, take your shot. This is Aaron Brockovich.
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: I'm talking.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: I knew, I knew what you were talking like, I
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: was gonna let you go off on Aaron Brockovich class
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: action lawsuit. Julia robertson a push up bra on the
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: leopard leopard print shirt.
- 1:16:14Speaker 3: Now I know the movie. I've never seen it, though
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: it's worth it. I've heard it's good. You should see it. Yeah,
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: forgetting Aaron ra you'd learn a lot from that.
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: Forgetting Aaron Brockovich, she's unforgettable though they tricked you into
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: thinking that she was busty because she had a the.
- 1:16:28Speaker 8: Bra she thanked in her oscar speech. That's all you got, lady,
- 1:16:33Speaker 8: two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes?
- 1:16:36Speaker 3: Is that from the movie Wasp the Top? I just
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: felt like saying it, Well, why wouldn't that be me?
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: You don't think I could come up with that? No,
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: I think you could.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: She worked in a lawyer's office and they were like,
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: this girl's dumb, this girl's stupid because she's pretty.
- 1:16:52Speaker 8: The best part is when they pay her at the
- 1:16:54Speaker 8: end and he sets her up to think he's gonna
- 1:16:57Speaker 8: underpay her. Yeah, he's like, I know, this wasn't what
- 1:17:00Speaker 8: you were expecting. Uh, and you're probably you know, just
- 1:17:05Speaker 8: just remember, like and she's like, you know what, that's
- 1:17:09Speaker 8: fuck you. And then she opens it up and it's
- 1:17:11Speaker 8: two million dollars oh shit of the settlement and he
- 1:17:13Speaker 8: goes it wasn't so I increased it.
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: Who is that charming old man with a little swistly
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: speech impediment.
- 1:17:22Speaker 8: He's that great actor. He always is in those kinds
- 1:17:24Speaker 8: of movies about like he was in Michael Clayton.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: Yeah, he has like a weird speech pattern, but he's
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: weird enough, like you could be weird enough where you
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: become a great actor.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got from the fucking what's it called the
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: dude who's like the Riddler and Batman. Yeah, that guy
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: plays a freak in every movie he's in. He's in Prisoners,
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: that's like your best hope that Yeah, Paul dano is. Yeah, yes,
- 1:17:47Speaker 3: he's really good, but he's just a creepy guy. But
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: he was in There Will Be Blood.
- 1:17:53Speaker 8: Similar character, very unhinged, very kind of uh big mood, swings,
- 1:17:58Speaker 8: huge range of sound. Yeah, that scene where he tries
- 1:18:03Speaker 8: to get Daniel day Lewis to convert and sort of
- 1:18:05Speaker 8: admit that he's a sinner in the church.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, how deep?
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: Well yeah, I try to remember what he said.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: That movie is so fucking good.
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: And then at the end Daniel Dave Lewis bludgeons his
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: head in with a bowling ball. I think, or boy, yeah.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and how the movie ends, he's like eating
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: steak on the floor.
- 1:18:24Speaker 8: Bro, that go go rewatch that movie. I hadn't seen
- 1:18:27Speaker 8: it in like fifteen years. It's so much better than
- 1:18:31Speaker 8: I ever remembered it being.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: I rewatched it recently as well. It's so it's so
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: like there's not the no one speaks for like the
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: first like twenty minutes of the movie.
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: It's intense incredible. You have ever seen it? Sanderson?
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: Right, did you watch the movie he told you to
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: watch the other night, the horror movie Signs. Yeah, Now, bro,
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: you need to fucking I'm gonna smash your video games
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: so you can't anymore.
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: I started watching The Ciner Aaron Brockovic. I started watching
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: The ciner There Will be Blood Last a couple night,
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: which one which is one?
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: I watched that I had because of an ext girlfriend.
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: She was obsessed with it.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: It's good.
- 1:19:06Speaker 3: I just understand. I love these like mini series detective shows,
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: and that's kind of like that, but it's like a story.
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: It's a little soap ops. It's terrible, terrible.
- 1:19:17Speaker 3: I liked it, But it's in every single one of
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: these movies. Why is the why is there always this
- 1:19:21Speaker 3: like side plot or shows? Why is it always this
- 1:19:23Speaker 3: side plot of like the detective being like a pervert?
- 1:19:26Speaker 8: Because that's that's a network show that needs to get
- 1:19:28Speaker 8: to like whatever, twelve episodes and season ten episodes. They
- 1:19:32Speaker 8: can't do it as a dramatic mini series. It's like six, yeah,
- 1:19:35Speaker 8: which is really what the proper run for a mystery
- 1:19:37Speaker 8: like that should be.
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no reason for it for it to be
- 1:19:39Speaker 3: that long. Doing was like six or seven seven.
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: There's no documentary that needs to be more than one episode.
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: They Bundy Tapes was really good.
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: Nah, bro, they could have told that shit in one episode.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: Night Stalker probably needed all of it, you think, so,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: I think they could have crammed it in.
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: I do you think they made light Stagger? I loved it.
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: I thought that one was a little too fucked up.
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: I thought that one, Oh, I mean it is victims.
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: It is fucked up, but it's super good. It was
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: funny how he got caught. The whole city just fucking
- 1:20:11Speaker 3: chased him down.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: How did they catch him?
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: Literally, like he didn't even know he was getting caught,
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: and then they like found out who he was and
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: like put his fucking fast his face out, came out
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: in the newspaper or some shit torches. Dude. He was
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: literally just on the bus and all of a sudden,
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: everyone sort of looking around and they're like, is that
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: that's that guy? And then like the whole city he
- 1:20:28Speaker 3: got off the bus and just like a fucking mob
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: of people just chased him down.
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: Did they kill him?
- 1:20:32Speaker 3: No?
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: That sucks because that's one where you're like, Okay, that's
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: some nice, nice public justice.
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, he was really fucked up. He was scared
- 1:20:41Speaker 3: of public vigilante justice. Yes, I'm a big fan. I'm
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: always looking for a chance too. If an old lady
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: has had her perse snatched and a guy's running down
- 1:20:53Speaker 3: the street.
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: For everyone to beat the fuck out of him, or
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: you're just saying it for me to.
- 1:20:57Speaker 8: Catch him because he's not a Owing for the fact
- 1:21:01Speaker 8: that there's a former Division one lacrosse player who used
- 1:21:03Speaker 8: to run a four point six to two forty yard.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: Dash, who horse collar tackle him.
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: And it's why stop wearing boots, sneakers, sneakers, because you
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: just the hope of crime is here to rise. I
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: need to fly towards it and I'm going to grab
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: them by the back of the head, catch him and
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: then smash his head against a storm Grape, Do you
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: think if your parents made like a little bit more money,
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: you could have been more of like a you could
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: have been like a Batman type figure. No, they would
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: have needed to die. True, I didn't have enough tragedy
- 1:21:33Speaker 3: in my life to reach the level of needing to
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: correct the system. But Batman wasn't even really a superhero.
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: You're saying he doesn't have superpowers.
- 1:21:43Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just a rich dude. He was a baller.
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: But he's still a hero. You're saying he doesn't have superpowers.
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: But he that acts like those are honestly the two lanes.
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: The two lanes that you can take when you get
- 1:21:52Speaker 3: to Bruce Wayne level of money is pedophilia or superhero?
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: Why you got to go to pet No Exertusly if
- 1:21:59Speaker 3: you went to Epstein Island closed that loop. If you
- 1:22:02Speaker 3: went to island one time, he would be sitting on
- 1:22:05Speaker 3: a Skyscraper and Gotham and been like figure that shit
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: out yourself.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: It's probably like the movie Crash though. He's like trying
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: to bring it all full circle, and he feels he's
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: probably such a dark conscious.
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: Yeah. True, he's like, let me dress as a bat. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:22:17Speaker 3: that's probably wad and I that.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: I fucking touched these middle schoolers, which I'm sure he
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: didn't do.
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: Do you guys ever wonder how much better off or
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: how much farther along and more motivated you would be
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: in your lives if you'd experienced more tragedy.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: I don't think it would have helped me, you know,
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: But have you ever were you ever a kid and
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: you were like, like, were you ever in like like
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: seventh grade and you're or like seven years old and
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: your mom wouldn't give you like two dollars to play
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: video games at the skating rink and Villanova? And you
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: were like, I wish my mom was dead.
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: Yes, I remember one time I was gonna go by.
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: I think I was dead. You don't have to fucking
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: be a hero, yeah, we everyone. When you're a child,
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: you've had that thought gold stairs, slamming doors, throwing clothes
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: around the room. I think I would then threaten mom,
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: if you don't give me two dollars to play video games,
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna I'll be dead. Yeah. I
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: would never work on my parents. I used to. I
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: know it didn't work. I ever heard it. The most, like,
- 1:23:18Speaker 3: the most moment I had like that as a child
- 1:23:20Speaker 3: was when I was going to go I was supposed
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: to my mom wasps taking me a target. I was
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: really young. I was probably in like kindergarten.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: Bro, you were you almost wish death on your mom
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: so you could go to a fucking big box store.
- 1:23:30Speaker 3: You know, she was gonna bring me a target to
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: buy Pokemon cards. Got it, And then I got in
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: a fight with my older sister and I bit her,
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: and then Pokemon cards got canceled and I threw the
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: temper tantrum of the century.
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: Then you were a cereal bier.
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: How like Anakin talking to fucking Luke Skywalker. Have you
- 1:23:50Speaker 3: ever seen that? Yes? Yeah, when he just goes jow
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: in like the middle of a fucking battle to the death,
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, dude, clearly you hate him. That's why
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: you're fighting to That's why you're trying to kill them.
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: We know, take that back. You don't mean that, Sure,
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: you don't mean that.
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: No Pokemon cards for Anakin.
- 1:24:12Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some really corny scenes and old Star Wars
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: it's the worst. Who's the uncle? Who's who's?
- 1:24:18Speaker 5: Uh?
- 1:24:18Speaker 3: Who's Anakin's? Is an uncle Ben? That is from the
- 1:24:23Speaker 3: proper ones? Is his uncle?
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: I think it's from No, that's from uh, spider Man,
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: Uncle Ben?
- 1:24:29Speaker 3: They might be from Spider Man. Yeah, Old Ben Kenobi
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: is what they called him.
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: But there was Uncle Ben.
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: Luke Skywalker had foster parents. He's like Uncle Ben tattoo ween. Yes,
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: they were farmers and they had a bunch of moods.
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: Uncle they did, honestly.
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: They like they basically lived on Mungary. It was like
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: fucking these minimalistic little like they were.
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: They were like growing the sod for a hungary.
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: They basically were. It's kind of nice just wearing robes
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: and chip.
- 1:25:00Speaker 3: That what the fuck says? It's uncle Laws? That surely
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: can't be true. That cannot be the right answer.
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: Laws.
- 1:25:12Speaker 3: What is it though? He's is it Luke Skywalker? Is
- 1:25:14Speaker 3: it Anakim? Where he's like but uncle? Is it Uncle Owen?
- 1:25:18Speaker 3: He's like Uncle Owen? You were supposed to go to
- 1:25:20Speaker 3: the Bengin I forget. I gotta find this clip.
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: Is that the one where? Is that the one where
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: that they're like they have to repair things and there's
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: like this guy, like this ugly ass fucking alien who's
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: like he's very stingy around.
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: But uncle, oh, and I was gonna go to Toushi
- 1:25:36Speaker 3: station to pick up some power converters. Seeing this.
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: Played again, but I was going to get a Toshi
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: station to pick up some power converters.
- 1:25:49Speaker 3: Friends used to quoke that all the time, I was
- 1:25:52Speaker 3: gonna go to toch station to pick up some power converters.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: It's because he's got he has to like do chores.
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny to think that, like a long
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: time ago, in a galaxy.
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: Far far away, still bitching and moment.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: Like this eighties whiny intonation.
- 1:26:11Speaker 3: I was gonna go pick up some power station.
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: When do you play video games?
- 1:26:18Speaker 3: Just him like punching that fucking sand wall that they have,
- 1:26:23Speaker 3: they're fucking clay walls.
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: I'll do my part. I'll watch that.
- 1:26:26Speaker 3: Movie you've never seen Star Wars.
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: No, rewatch it the same you said you'll rewatch there
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: will be you've never seen there will be blood.
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: You should start with I don't think there will be
- 1:26:34Speaker 3: blood and Star Wars or even the closer.
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: That readaptation of oil by Upton Sinclair h Dwarfs.
- 1:26:41Speaker 3: I might actually watch Star Wars tonight, Sam. There will
- 1:26:44Speaker 3: be blood is has been listed. I know it's a
- 1:26:48Speaker 3: very famous one, well as like the best film of
- 1:26:53Speaker 3: that century or of that decade. Dude, there's no audem
- 1:26:56Speaker 3: but ever convince me that I'm saying like it's more
- 1:26:59Speaker 3: shocking to not have seen Star Wars then there will
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: be blood. I don't disagree with that. Yeah, I think
- 1:27:03Speaker 3: that's fine.
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: But I'm saying that there will be blood is better
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: than Star Wars.
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: It's an incredible movie, dude. And I'm saying the forty
- 1:27:09Speaker 3: nine ers are better than the Eagles.
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: Bro Well, at least one we can figure out the
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: answer to in a couple of days. At least one
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: we'll get to the fucking bottom of so you can.
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: But I don't know what's going to shut you up though,
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: because every week you move the goalpost, You're like, the
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: fucking Chiefs are great, the fucking.
- 1:27:23Speaker 3: Oh I hate the Chiefs. I wanted the Eagles to
- 1:27:25Speaker 3: beat the Chiefs.
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: And then you come to the Bills and you're sucking
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: off the Bills, and then that you're pressing Bills.
- 1:27:30Speaker 3: I want the teams to lose. I don't actually dislike
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: the Eagles. I just want to see them lose, like
- 1:27:34Speaker 3: another game this season.
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: Well, they're going to watch another game this season. I think, Yeah,
- 1:27:38Speaker 1: they're not gonna go fucking sixteen and one.
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: I think they easily could. They're not going to all right,
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: and you know it's gonna they're going to have losing
- 1:27:45Speaker 3: to some shit team.
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: Hopefully the Giants at the end of the season, they
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: rest everywhere.
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: If they were fifteen and one, do you think that
- 1:27:52Speaker 3: they would maybe bench their starters.
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: I think they had because the last game of the
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: season they play at the Giants and that field has
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: fucking claimed a c L after a c and Aaron
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: Rodgers got hurt to two guys this past week got hurt.
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: I forget who you guys, the Dolphins.
- 1:28:07Speaker 3: Maybe Dolphins got hurt or that one dude on the
- 1:28:09Speaker 3: Dolphins towards a c L tours Achilles. He was pissed.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: Yeah, because that fucking is the worst field in the NFL.
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: Didn't we just look at that study.
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy. I wonder if players are going to
- 1:28:20Speaker 3: start like a fucking I would have thought there was
- 1:28:22Speaker 3: a more uniform turf that was used across fields.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: Or just grass.
- 1:28:28Speaker 3: Let's use grass, right, what is the whole So they
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: don't use grass because it's supposed to prevent concussions. To
- 1:28:33Speaker 3: use turf or something like that to prevent injury, it's
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: just probably cheaper, would be my game. I thought it was.
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: Like, is expensive, Yeah, and in especially in like the Northeast.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: But doesn't Jellette have real real grass?
- 1:28:47Speaker 8: No, we played on that. I don't played on that field.
- 1:28:49Speaker 8: I played a little cross game on that in college.
- 1:28:52Speaker 8: It was the precursor to the They were hosting the
- 1:28:56Speaker 8: Final Four that year, so we played Cornell in Jillette Stadium.
- 1:29:01Speaker 3: Phill these real grass. Yeah you got smoked.
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: There you go though.
- 1:29:05Speaker 8: That was Max Max Sebald at the height of his powers,
- 1:29:09Speaker 8: Rob Panell. They went to the championship that year, Cornell
- 1:29:12Speaker 8: and should have won.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: They were cradling fucking balls of ice to smoke at
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: Olivia Colpo.
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: Yeah, cool down.
- 1:29:19Speaker 8: A lot of people come out to that game, and
- 1:29:21Speaker 8: you know, it's probably the most people we ever had
- 1:29:23Speaker 8: a game and unfortunately the stadium looked completely empty. Yeah,
- 1:29:27Speaker 8: like twenty five hundred people there.
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: It's almost not worth it to play in big stadiums
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: I think it's more for the players right to be
- 1:29:33Speaker 3: like this is cool.
- 1:29:34Speaker 8: Well, they needed us to do it because the production
- 1:29:36Speaker 8: team that was going to air the Final Four needed
- 1:29:39Speaker 8: a like a dress rehearsal of how that was going
- 1:29:42Speaker 8: to work. And our game was broadcast on ESPN, you
- 1:29:46Speaker 8: know three sixty or some bullshit like that. I mean,
- 1:29:48Speaker 8: they played the old and seven. We were coming back
- 1:29:51Speaker 8: at one point, but then Max Sebald really just.
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: He went off. He just sort of said, I'm take
- 1:29:55Speaker 3: over th That's cool. Yeah, I had a goal.
- 1:29:58Speaker 5: I Uh.
- 1:29:59Speaker 3: They play like high school the high school champion like
- 1:30:02Speaker 3: super Bowl in mass shoots that's played at Gillette and
- 1:30:05Speaker 3: it's like they're they probably couldn't even fit. They probably
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: wouldn't even fill up the front row of the entire stadium.
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: That's bad.
- 1:30:12Speaker 3: Happens is Indiana, the state of Indiana for high schools basketball,
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: they fill up there the way the Pacers play for
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: like that.
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: See like Dallas or like the Jerry's World getting filled
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: or no, maybe not even because there's like one hundred
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: thousand people that think the Jerry's World or whatever it's
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: fucking massive. But Texas, but they also have big stadiums anyway,
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: at the high schools in Texas, they might as well. Like,
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: I think it'd be cooler to have a small area
- 1:30:36Speaker 1: that's completely filled up you can't fucking move than a
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: big area that you're big stadium, big field that nobody's at.
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: That's my opinion.
- 1:30:45Speaker 3: Heard nothing wrong with that. Heard all right, Well this
- 1:30:48Speaker 3: has been fun. Yeah, that was fun. An hour and
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: a half. Wow, tasty delights. Nope, we're all done. We'll
- 1:30:56Speaker 3: see you guys on Monday. Thank you, guys. Anything you
- 1:30:58Speaker 3: gotta plug. I'm going to be in a Louisville next weekend,
- 1:31:03Speaker 3: so go get tickets for that Toronto this weekend for
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: me Friday Saturday, said Providence. The following weekend Friday Saturday,
- 1:31:11Speaker 3: Francislas dot com. Alrighty, we'll see you guys on Monday.
- 1:31:18Speaker 3: Good feat Day.