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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day.
- 0:03Speaker 2: You know, hell of a caffeine fixed from your local
- 0:05Speaker 2: Night and Day.
- 0:08Speaker 3: Don't fight, It's time to go over size.
- 0:11Speaker 1: This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, is the biggest, our
- 0:13Speaker 1: biggest shot big show.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Jason Howitch, Mike Minogue and.
- 0:19Speaker 1: I'll give your man bars.
- 0:20Speaker 4: It's great you have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
- 0:23Speaker 4: twentieth of June twenty twenty four, and you, my friends
- 0:25Speaker 4: are listening to the Big Show brought to you by Night.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Once again.
- 0:33Speaker 2: No, Mogie can't tell though, because it did such a
- 0:36Speaker 2: good job just then.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Hey, but the good news is Moggie's going to be
- 0:41Speaker 4: back tomorrow for the live show at Lulusbar.
- 0:43Speaker 2: At lu Luin.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna.
- 0:47Speaker 4: Be Taykeasy, your Rogue Skellion, you your Greek Hona, Wow,
- 0:52Speaker 4: you hunk of handsomeness.
- 0:54Speaker 1: How's life man.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Life's really really good? Jason, Yeah, good, really good. I
- 0:59Speaker 2: don't know if you know, but I've got a new haircut.
- 1:01Speaker 4: Yeah I did notice. Yep, yeah, yeah did you And
- 1:04Speaker 4: you chose that? I mean, that's what you wanted.
- 1:07Speaker 2: It's not what I wanted.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Oh right, OK, So I.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Will be wearing a hat for the next couple of weeks. Yes,
- 1:12Speaker 2: what it is is it will be what I wanted
- 1:14Speaker 2: about three weeks time. It's just too short, and I've
- 1:17Speaker 2: got a comedy gig tonight, stand up comedy gig, and
- 1:21Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to wear a hat for that. I
- 1:22Speaker 2: was actually trying to get a haircut so i'd look
- 1:24Speaker 2: nice on stage. Sure, and now I've wrecked it.
- 1:26Speaker 4: Oh well, you can't perform miracles in twenty minutes, Keezy.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Just on your comedy gig tonight.
- 1:31Speaker 4: By the way, I've got something I need to talk
- 1:33Speaker 4: to you about regarding that later on in the show. Really,
- 1:36Speaker 4: a certain person who's very close to you feels under
- 1:40Speaker 4: pressure about watching you go and perform, So I need
- 1:44Speaker 4: to have a.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Little bit of a chit chat with you about that.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Also, of course, as always, we've got trade wars, your
- 1:49Speaker 4: chance to win five hundred bucks, and apparently you've got
- 1:52Speaker 4: something to do with old Hoodie Jay and the TV.
- 1:55Speaker 4: The chat about this completely slipped my mind until my
- 1:57Speaker 4: wife reminded me of it.
- 1:59Speaker 2: While we're in Ali. I was watching a TV show
- 2:01Speaker 2: and I could have sworn that you were on it. Right, Okay,
- 2:04Speaker 2: So we filmed a bit of it, and the audio
- 2:07Speaker 2: is basically how you'd be able to tell. I just
- 2:09Speaker 2: want you to confirm whether or not it was actually you.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Sure man, No worries at all.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:12Speaker 4: Hey, also coming up next to the Big Pole. We're
- 2:15Speaker 4: bringing back the Big Pole.
- 2:17Speaker 2: We've got a hot topic to discuss.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Yeah, cheer guns and roses.
- 2:23Speaker 3: The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kezy.
- 2:27Speaker 4: Us indeed the Black Keys there on the radio Hodarky
- 2:30Speaker 4: Big Show this Susday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
- 2:33Speaker 1: I'm earned a bit of pain, Kezy.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Way, what happened?
- 2:36Speaker 4: Because I was standing by the studio window there watching
- 2:38Speaker 4: you chat to the office ladies and Popsack because you
- 2:42Speaker 4: know what, Pud he's been in a horror of a
- 2:44Speaker 4: mood today. Yeah, because we had to confront him about something.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Just smashed through from Studio B and the big heavy
- 2:51Speaker 4: studio door just smashed it into my arm, straight into
- 2:55Speaker 4: my funny bone.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Oh.
- 2:57Speaker 4: I dropped like a sack of spuds, wailing and pain.
- 3:02Speaker 4: Pug Soun didn't even stop and ask if I was okay.
- 3:05Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
- 3:06Speaker 4: I just slammed a pad down on the bloody desk
- 3:09Speaker 4: here and left and Jeff and staffed off of you.
- 3:12Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah, sorry, I missed it. Really
- 3:15Speaker 2: I'd love to have seen that.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:17Speaker 4: Wow, it's pretty upsetting, but I'm a backbone. I'll just
- 3:19Speaker 4: carry on with it totally and maybe go easy on
- 3:21Speaker 4: the chat in the office there.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Keasy's beginning to worry a big pole.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.
- 3:28Speaker 4: Po Now I understand, Kezy, this is a real bugbeer
- 3:37Speaker 4: of yours. That's right, So really getting deep inside your goat,
- 3:40Speaker 4: deep inside it.
- 3:42Speaker 2: This morning, I was making a smoothie and we keep
- 3:45Speaker 2: like frozen bits of banana and a bag in the freezer.
- 3:48Speaker 2: What no, no, no, no, listen.
- 3:52Speaker 4: What I'm going to say is I remember you telling
- 3:53Speaker 4: me about that, and I thought that was a bloody
- 3:55Speaker 4: good idea by your from your wife.
- 3:58Speaker 1: I'm going to do that at my that's right.
- 4:00Speaker 2: And so you don't need to put ice cream or
- 4:02Speaker 2: ice in it because the bananas make it cold. That's
- 4:05Speaker 2: the hack. So I start making the SMOOTHI I grab
- 4:07Speaker 2: a handful of stuff, put it in my smooth and
- 4:09Speaker 2: realize it's actually frozen.
- 4:10Speaker 1: For Joa, what do you mean for Joa.
- 4:13Speaker 2: Well this is the debacle, right because she's working from
- 4:16Speaker 2: home today. I'm like, oh, is this for Joa? And
- 4:19Speaker 2: then she's like, yes, it is fijoa. What the hell's
- 4:23Speaker 2: a fijoa? It's for Joa?
- 4:25Speaker 1: No, it's fijo.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Well this is okay, so you're on her side.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Never I've never in my life heard it called a
- 4:32Speaker 1: for Joer. What the hell is a for Jower?
- 4:35Speaker 2: Everyone I know calls it a fajoa except for you,
- 4:38Speaker 2: apparently and my wife, who say fijoa.
- 4:41Speaker 4: Well everyone you know then Kizy is a massive der brain.
- 4:45Speaker 1: It's fijoa.
- 4:46Speaker 2: Well this is what the big poles for, right. So
- 4:49Speaker 2: up on the Hucky Big Shows Instagram page you can
- 4:51Speaker 2: vote is it for Joa or is it fijoa. I'm
- 4:53Speaker 2: pretty sure Pugs is on my side. He was saying
- 4:56Speaker 2: for Joa out in the office. No he wasn't, Yes
- 4:58Speaker 2: he was. He was saying, Pugs fig for Joa. Just coming.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Can you just come in.
- 5:07Speaker 4: And we'll let we'll let the people decide.
- 5:10Speaker 2: Right, No, we'll just come in quickly and say what
- 5:12Speaker 2: is it?
- 5:14Speaker 1: Sit back and relax because time for Connie chat. You
- 5:18Speaker 1: want my house.
- 5:23Speaker 2: There's a little Connie chair with pugs tying me in
- 5:26Speaker 2: here to support you, Chris, and this is how you
- 5:29Speaker 2: treat me. So what do you want to talk about
- 5:31Speaker 2: with Connie Chat today? Mate? Because we did the top
- 5:33Speaker 2: flavors yesterday.
- 5:34Speaker 1: My flavors I don't want to do flavors anymore. My
- 5:37Speaker 1: flavor of the day is for Joa as opposed to fier.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Right, how you say for jo as we hang on,
- 5:43Speaker 2: let's not get the big pole mixed up with Connie Chat.
- 5:45Speaker 2: This is the highlight of.
- 5:46Speaker 1: The show exactly. Didn't mix it up.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Well, what do you want to do? We've got about
- 5:50Speaker 2: a minute here, so I've.
- 5:51Speaker 4: Got there is a question from from one of the
- 5:53Speaker 4: listeners actually regarding Connie Chat, which is, can you get
- 5:56Speaker 4: sort of different strengths of condoms, like a a thick
- 6:00Speaker 4: at condom as opposed to a more sensitive condom?
- 6:03Speaker 2: Absolutely you can, you can, yea?
- 6:05Speaker 1: What do you run with.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Bug Son for Joa? And that's all from me, fellas.
- 6:14Speaker 2: All right, Well, it's just the shortest Connie Chat. What's
- 6:16Speaker 2: the point of coming into chat if you're just gonna
- 6:19Speaker 2: do that and then storm off? I don't get it.
- 6:21Speaker 1: What the hell man?
- 6:23Speaker 2: The worst part is because he asks us to do
- 6:25Speaker 2: Connie Chat every day and we open things up for it.
- 6:28Speaker 1: What for hell? Hey, but you have your to say,
- 6:31Speaker 1: have your say. You can even call us if you
- 6:34Speaker 1: want is it for Joa?
- 6:35Speaker 2: Or you can vote on the Huduky Big Shows Instagram story.
- 6:39Speaker 2: You can text us on three four eight three, or
- 6:41Speaker 2: you can call us on eight hundred Haduchy orso if
- 6:44Speaker 2: you have any questions for Connie Chat, because no doubt
- 6:45Speaker 2: that it'll be back later on today as well.
- 6:49Speaker 3: The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 6:53Speaker 4: And kisy He is indeed a bit of movie for
- 6:56Speaker 4: your Thursday afternoon if you missed the Big Pole today.
- 7:00Speaker 4: It's basically Keysy being a dubrain.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Well it's it's something I've discovered and by the looks
- 7:05Speaker 2: of the text machine, I am very much in the minority. Yeah,
- 7:09Speaker 2: ad Brain, I call them fijoas yes, whereas Jason you
- 7:13Speaker 2: call them fijo fijoas yes. So just looking at the
- 7:16Speaker 2: text machine here on three four eight three, Savage Squeak
- 7:20Speaker 2: says fijo ah, it's fi joa fijoa all day long,
- 7:26Speaker 2: Big Show, Give me a fijoa any day, fifty three
- 7:29Speaker 2: years old. Never have I heard a fijoa? It's pc gone.
- 7:32Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, never in my life if I heard it before.
- 7:35Speaker 4: By the way, you can go on to our Insta
- 7:38Speaker 4: account there and have your vote and you'll say is
- 7:40Speaker 4: it f joa or fijoa.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Which is quite a hard thing to get across because
- 7:45Speaker 2: we're just spelling it there on the screen. But vote anyway.
- 7:48Speaker 4: On the Aga story, I'm predicting that ninety five percent
- 7:51Speaker 4: of people are going to say fi joa.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Well, I think it's gonna be fifty fifty because you
- 7:56Speaker 2: can't tell the difference because that's about the same.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Ben, your mad bastard. How's life?
- 8:01Speaker 2: Oh it's great man? How are you?
- 8:02Speaker 5: I was doing?
- 8:03Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 8:03Speaker 4: Good, good mate. What do you do for a crass being?
- 8:05Speaker 4: Just quickly it back, then back.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Ben? For Joa or fi joa.
- 8:14Speaker 2: It's definitely fijo.
- 8:16Speaker 1: You're a madman if you think it's for Joa.
- 8:19Speaker 4: I mean, well, there's always there's something almost sexual about
- 8:26Speaker 4: for Joa to me.
- 8:28Speaker 2: For Joe, it's because it sounds sort of like vagina.
- 8:31Speaker 2: There must be it.
- 8:32Speaker 1: Well, I've never heard.
- 8:33Speaker 4: Of Keezy what pug sounds just throwing up his arms
- 8:39Speaker 4: and studio beat.
- 8:40Speaker 1: So Ben Fijo a mate, Yeah, yeah, all day. Yeah,
- 8:43Speaker 1: you've just won yourself a fifty dollars Night and Day voucher.
- 8:46Speaker 1: Who we got there, Keezy? Oh it's Kurt, Kurt, your
- 8:49Speaker 1: may bastard. How's life Jays?
- 8:51Speaker 4: I'm doing good things mate?
- 8:53Speaker 2: How are you?
- 8:53Speaker 1: Yeah? Good things mate? What do you do for a
- 8:55Speaker 1: crass Kurt?
- 8:56Speaker 3: I'm a property manager, a huge.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Backband back bin Fijo or for Jower, Well.
- 9:04Speaker 3: It's definitely not vagina.
- 9:06Speaker 4: No, we'll roll that out, HELLI Joe, Yeah yeah, Fijar right, okay,
- 9:15Speaker 4: we'll dientley.
- 9:16Speaker 1: Are you a fan of the fi Joer?
- 9:20Speaker 2: I don't mind it ever ever pulled out of the
- 9:24Speaker 2: skin for me.
- 9:25Speaker 1: You see, my wife eats the whole thing, the whole
- 9:28Speaker 1: skin and all.
- 9:28Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, you've got yourself fifty old Night and Day
- 9:31Speaker 2: voucher as well, mate, thanks for calling up. I've also
- 9:33Speaker 2: been sent through a talkback. Do you remember talkbacks? Jace?
- 9:36Speaker 1: Great show?
- 9:37Speaker 2: No, No, not talk not the show, oh the TV
- 9:40Speaker 2: show you made?
- 9:41Speaker 1: No, no, no.
- 9:42Speaker 2: So you can send talkbacks into us here at Hodaki
- 9:44Speaker 2: using the iHeartRadio app. You just record a little voice
- 9:47Speaker 2: message Mike Harrison did that exact thing. So this is
- 9:50Speaker 2: him weighing in on the Fijo debate. Tomato tomato, Oh right,
- 9:58Speaker 2: I thought he was going to love his hits to
- 10:01Speaker 2: But keep having yours, say New Zealand three four eight
- 10:04Speaker 2: three if you'd like to text and we can vote
- 10:05Speaker 2: on The Hodocky Big Show's Instagram story. Jays Tomorrow, we're
- 10:09Speaker 2: doing a live show, man, Do you know about that?
- 10:10Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 10:11Speaker 2: Yeah, m hmmm.
- 10:12Speaker 1: We're doing it and we've been talking about it for
- 10:14Speaker 1: about the last three weeks.
- 10:15Speaker 2: Keezy, we certainly have and based on the success of
- 10:17Speaker 2: our last live show, this one's going to be an
- 10:19Speaker 2: absolute doozy. It's part of the Big Bender Reveal. An
- 10:23Speaker 2: entire day doing a massive Bender starts tomorrow morning eight
- 10:27Speaker 2: twenty am on the Matt and Jerry Show. They are
- 10:29Speaker 2: announcing what the bender will involve. We will then all
- 10:32Speaker 2: hop on the Bender Bus, which has been driven by
- 10:34Speaker 2: Captain Keesy. Oh my god, I'll be d driving it
- 10:38Speaker 2: right around all day. Yeah, and then all we know
- 10:40Speaker 2: at this point we haven't popped the balloons yet, but
- 10:42Speaker 2: all we know is that we will be finishing up
- 10:44Speaker 2: at the Lula Inn, which is at the Viaduct of
- 10:47Speaker 2: Auckland broadcasting The Big Show live. So anyone come down
- 10:49Speaker 2: from four pm and watch the Big Show live and
- 10:51Speaker 2: join in on the bend. It's gonna be a good one.
- 10:53Speaker 4: It's going to be a good day. Make sure you
- 10:55Speaker 4: stay a part of it, and we'll be posting lots
- 10:56Speaker 4: of stuff on the Insta.
- 10:58Speaker 2: We certainly will. And it's all thanks to our mates,
- 11:00Speaker 2: Big Ben Beautiful.
- 11:02Speaker 3: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
- 11:06Speaker 4: The offspring there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
- 11:09Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon. Now, if you don't mind, Keysy, I'd like
- 11:12Speaker 4: to clear something up. Oh you Yesterday Paksan in Studio
- 11:17Speaker 4: B put together a beautiful tribute video of my filthy cap.
- 11:22Speaker 2: That's right, because you gave it away at last week's
- 11:24Speaker 2: live show.
- 11:25Speaker 1: Yes I did.
- 11:26Speaker 4: I passed it on to an absolute backbone, and several
- 11:29Speaker 4: people have voiced concerned that I have in fact died. Well,
- 11:33Speaker 4: I just want to clarify something. I am still very
- 11:37Speaker 4: much here at this point.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Yeah. So the video, I believe is up on our
- 11:40Speaker 2: Facebook page and on our Instagram as well. You can
- 11:42Speaker 2: see it, and I can see why people think you
- 11:45Speaker 2: may have died.
- 11:46Speaker 4: Listen, when I first watched the video, I thought I
- 11:49Speaker 4: was dead, really and I'll tell you what.
- 11:52Speaker 1: I watched it a couple of times.
- 11:53Speaker 4: Again last night, which is very rare to me, and
- 11:55Speaker 4: I was thinking to myself, it's just what my eulogy video.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Is going to look like.
- 11:59Speaker 2: Wouldn't be far off because I don't.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Know that I'm happy about the fact that that would
- 12:04Speaker 1: be my eulogy video.
- 12:06Speaker 2: Well, it comes down to what you've done in your life, right,
- 12:08Speaker 2: So we're just working with what we've got really well,
- 12:11Speaker 2: I mean, and those are probably the highlight.
- 12:12Speaker 4: I feel like there could be heaps of heaps of
- 12:14Speaker 4: other stuff that are put in there. Yeah, show what
- 12:16Speaker 4: a massive backbone Ie was, what a massive career I had.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Well, we can work on that for the eventual day.
- 12:21Speaker 2: But in terms of the like, even Andrew Mulligan commented
- 12:25Speaker 2: on the video. He messaged us and he said, my
- 12:28Speaker 2: four year old watched it and then asked if you
- 12:30Speaker 2: had died. Yes, and then when you read some of
- 12:33Speaker 2: the comments, we're all here for your mate. Rip Hoidy
- 12:38Speaker 2: j a sad day New Zealand history, absolutely devastating. Love
- 12:43Speaker 2: to the Faro.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks man.
- 12:44Speaker 2: So all that stuff does sound like you've died.
- 12:47Speaker 1: I actually, but I appreciate all the kind messages.
- 12:50Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Gezy, that's right, Kia Kaha, Yes,
- 12:53Speaker 4: are you Kia Kaha and yourself toats Man.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Tools down and Liza.
- 13:01Speaker 2: It's super liquor. Trade was time time to spend?
- 13:09Speaker 4: Is indeed trading against trading your chance to win five
- 13:11Speaker 4: hundred bucks cash.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Now, are you promised yesterday, Keasy, that you're going to
- 13:15Speaker 1: give a more vigorous spin today because there's been a
- 13:18Speaker 1: bit of limp wristed?
- 13:19Speaker 2: Well, it's it's really stiff. The wheel. It's like when
- 13:25Speaker 2: was the last time I think was looped up? You
- 13:26Speaker 2: know what I mean? The wheel? Okay, see that?
- 13:36Speaker 1: What the hell was that? Man? Yeah?
- 13:38Speaker 4: This is what it's actually getting quite embarrassing because we're
- 13:41Speaker 4: talking backbones, man, we're talking trades. Yeah, and then you
- 13:45Speaker 4: do a little soft handed radio announcer spin.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you've never done a hard day's yacho.
- 13:51Speaker 2: In your life.
- 13:52Speaker 4: I had moss embarrassing man truck drivers track case landed on.
- 13:58Speaker 1: If you're a truck driver, give us a call right
- 13:59Speaker 1: now and eight hundred hold back, get and.
- 14:01Speaker 2: You can play for five hundred bucks. How are you
- 14:03Speaker 2: going up against? Do you want a hard spoon? Jays,
- 14:04Speaker 2: I'll give you a hard spin? All right, here we go.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Better?
- 14:43Speaker 2: Other just his other? Oh other so any other train
- 14:49Speaker 2: So truck drivers or anyone. Yes, you can call us
- 14:52Speaker 2: right now at eight hundred Hodaki to win five hundred
- 14:55Speaker 2: dollars potentially just by winning the old quiz there.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get into that straight after. Queens of the
- 14:59Speaker 1: stone Age.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Yeah, man, hey, thanks, super looking for all the cash,
- 15:03Speaker 2: the whole acuy big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue,
- 15:07Speaker 2: any key, Let's go to the trade wall super lick
- 15:13Speaker 2: a scoreboard.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
- 15:17Speaker 4: Today we've got a truck driver and a boat builder.
- 15:21Speaker 4: Let's start with William first year, mad vast. How's life William?
- 15:26Speaker 1: Massive backbones? Have a going?
- 15:28Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 15:28Speaker 1: Good? Thanks hey, William.
- 15:30Speaker 4: When you stop at the old pit stop there the
- 15:32Speaker 4: truck stop, what are you? What are you shoving down
- 15:34Speaker 4: your garb?
- 15:36Speaker 1: Oh?
- 15:36Speaker 2: A bit of a sold roll in a saucy roll?
- 15:38Speaker 1: Are anything that's going really?
- 15:40Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 15:41Speaker 2: Nice?
- 15:41Speaker 1: Nice.
- 15:42Speaker 4: We've also got Glenn who's a boat builder. How's the
- 15:45Speaker 4: boat building business going?
- 15:46Speaker 1: Glenn?
- 15:47Speaker 2: Oh, very busy at the moment, boys. Yeah, good, thanks man,
- 15:50Speaker 2: Glenn said, the boat building business is.
- 15:52Speaker 1: Busy, is it, Yeah, very busy. Yeah. We're renowned in
- 15:57Speaker 1: New Zealand for our boat building, aren't we.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Yeah, we are quite well known internationally.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, good stuff.
- 16:03Speaker 4: I'm actually in the middle of building a boat myself,
- 16:05Speaker 4: so I know I know how much hard yacka goes
- 16:08Speaker 4: into it.
- 16:09Speaker 1: A keasy yeah man, Hey, no, Lis and Fellas, this
- 16:13Speaker 1: is how it works.
- 16:14Speaker 4: We are three questions first, the two wins, all right right, yeah, okay,
- 16:19Speaker 4: now also William your buzzers truck driver or just track
- 16:24Speaker 4: and Glenn your Onner's boat.
- 16:26Speaker 1: All right here, let's do it.
- 16:28Speaker 2: Do you want me to go first? Jase?
- 16:30Speaker 1: Sure?
- 16:30Speaker 2: Man, All right, here is your first question, Flowers, for
- 16:34Speaker 2: potentially five hundred dollars, Which country is Porsche from?
- 16:41Speaker 1: Track? William Germany?
- 16:44Speaker 2: That is correct? William is up one. Nothing.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Here we go, fellos. What animal is featured on the
- 16:54Speaker 1: Lamborghini emblem?
- 16:56Speaker 2: Track? William A bryan Oceros? Correct?
- 17:05Speaker 1: Glenn?
- 17:05Speaker 2: Would you like to have a stab? Yeah, we're go
- 17:08Speaker 2: ye is it a horse? That's Ferrari.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Fellows.
- 17:18Speaker 2: That's all right, so it's still one nothing that is
- 17:20Speaker 2: absolutely for one.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Will huh, who's got the one?
- 17:24Speaker 2: Yeah, will detractor, Yeah yeah yeah. Next question, what temperature
- 17:29Speaker 2: and degrees celsius does water boil?
- 17:33Speaker 1: William one hundred degreeslia does.
- 17:36Speaker 4: Saycret Well, well done, William, mate, you're five hundred bucks
- 17:43Speaker 4: were richer?
- 17:44Speaker 1: How does that sound?
- 17:45Speaker 2: Oh that's perfect guys, Thank you so much.
- 17:47Speaker 1: No worries man.
- 17:48Speaker 2: And hard luck Glenn the boat builder, mate, lucky boat
- 17:51Speaker 2: building is so successful in New Zealand.
- 17:53Speaker 4: Men.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Yeah, cheers, we'll check you over to pa On and
- 17:57Speaker 1: Studio B.
- 17:58Speaker 2: Of course, it's not just me and Jay's getting out.
- 18:00Speaker 2: Wallet's out to give them the cash. It comes from
- 18:02Speaker 2: our good mates at Super Liquor. Cheers to that chest
- 18:04Speaker 2: and then giving us all that cash. Ajas.
- 18:06Speaker 4: I was really impressed actually by William. And I didn't
- 18:08Speaker 4: know about the sousiest boiling point?
- 18:12Speaker 2: Are you seriously?
- 18:13Speaker 1: Yeah? I didn't one hundred.
- 18:15Speaker 2: It's super like freezes at zero and it boils at
- 18:18Speaker 2: one hundred.
- 18:19Speaker 1: I didn't know that really, yeah, totally, oh far out.
- 18:22Speaker 2: I just assumed everyone know that. Knew that, everyone know that, keys,
- 18:27Speaker 2: I think everyone know that. A de brain today, you're
- 18:30Speaker 2: a Debra hey lied Zeppelin.
- 18:33Speaker 3: June the Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 18:38Speaker 4: Kesey Indeed Oasis there on the radio Hotarkey Big Show
- 18:42Speaker 4: this Tuesday evening three minutes to five o'clock tonight.
- 18:46Speaker 2: By the way, Auckland is if you want something to
- 18:48Speaker 2: do Coreyganzalees Macure, who's a fantastic comedian. He's doing a
- 18:52Speaker 2: stand up gig at Pontsibys Social Club and he's got
- 18:54Speaker 2: all keeezy.
- 18:55Speaker 4: Attending, Yeah, attending or performing performing as part of it.
- 19:00Speaker 2: This is sort of my first foray into the world
- 19:01Speaker 2: of trying to be a stand up comic. Yeah, so
- 19:03Speaker 2: if you missed out on seeing me bomb during the
- 19:05Speaker 2: Comedy festival, you could come and watch it under the
- 19:07Speaker 2: Radar for Under the Radar dot cot inz for tickets.
- 19:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:10Speaker 4: That's interesting actually, because you talk about your bombing. Your
- 19:13Speaker 4: wife's been calling me in tears because apparently you've been
- 19:16Speaker 4: pestering her to come and watch you do stand up
- 19:19Speaker 4: comedy or yeah, and she doesn't want.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Well, she saw the first one and went I never again.
- 19:24Speaker 2: That was a year ago.
- 19:25Speaker 4: I remember just hugging her afterwards and just she was
- 19:28Speaker 4: My shirt was saturated.
- 19:30Speaker 1: It was just sticking to my busies.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because he was sweaty though, wasn't it?
- 19:33Speaker 1: I know it was all her tears.
- 19:36Speaker 4: How were you ever going to regain our reputation? We're
- 19:40Speaker 4: ruined as a power couple, all that sort of jazz.
- 19:43Speaker 2: Yeah, well, if you want to see me bomb, you
- 19:45Speaker 2: can also message me on Instagram Chris kens In and
- 19:47Speaker 2: I'll message you the LONNGK for tickets if you want
- 19:49Speaker 2: to come.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Hete plenty coming up after five o'clock. Stay tuned the whole.
- 19:53Speaker 3: Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
- 19:56Speaker 3: week days at four on Radio hod ikon.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Welcome back your messive bag. You're listening to the Big Show,
- 20:01Speaker 1: brought to you by Night Day. Now listen. I'm really
- 20:10Speaker 1: upset at you, Kezy, really, Pugs.
- 20:14Speaker 4: We want him to come into the studio, but because
- 20:16Speaker 4: you pulled that stunt today, he's refusing to ever come
- 20:21Speaker 4: into the studio again because you, my friend, betrayed his
- 20:26Speaker 4: trust and I'm were bloody, Pugs.
- 20:29Speaker 1: I'm fuman.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Are you talking about earlier today where we pretended to
- 20:32Speaker 2: be having a debate about how to pronounce fija or
- 20:34Speaker 2: fijoa and then we got Pugsun to come in and
- 20:37Speaker 2: give his taken it as soon as he walked in,
- 20:38Speaker 2: we fired this off.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Back and relax because it's time for commie chat with
- 20:43Speaker 1: your hosts. PUDs.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Is that you're talking about?
- 20:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he's not even talking to me now.
- 20:51Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, we burned him pretty bad with
- 20:53Speaker 2: that when he was genuinely gutted and up there he was.
- 20:56Speaker 2: So what we'll do is, because now a week how
- 20:59Speaker 2: do we make it right?
- 21:00Speaker 1: Keasy?
- 21:01Speaker 2: What we do is we get him in, and we
- 21:02Speaker 2: need to get him in soon because we're gonna have
- 21:04Speaker 2: a chat about going to the batch, your batch for
- 21:06Speaker 2: the weekend.
- 21:06Speaker 1: So that's what I'm thinking about. But he's just absolutely
- 21:10Speaker 1: adamantly refusing to come into the studio again. He's refusing it.
- 21:15Speaker 2: But we had so the only way to win him
- 21:17Speaker 2: back over again is for him to come in. We
- 21:19Speaker 2: do a chat about the batch, no Connor reference.
- 21:21Speaker 1: So Connie hand on heart, Pugsn.
- 21:25Speaker 2: He's refusing it, so that's the only way. So we'll
- 21:27Speaker 2: get him and literally one last chance and if it
- 21:29Speaker 2: happens again, all trust gone.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Yeah, listen text us on three four eight three.
- 21:34Speaker 4: How do we get pug Shan back on board because
- 21:36Speaker 4: there has been a massive betrayal of trust, and.
- 21:39Speaker 2: The usual way we do it is by you know,
- 21:41Speaker 2: buying them Connie's and stuff. So that's not gonna work
- 21:43Speaker 2: in the situation. So I don't really know what to do.
- 21:47Speaker 2: But before we get to that, Chase.
- 21:49Speaker 4: I think we need to go and have, you know,
- 21:51Speaker 4: like the league hees do a big sort of pub
- 21:53Speaker 4: blowout with Pugsn A Mad Monday, A Mad Monday with
- 21:56Speaker 4: Pugshn Mad.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Monday with pug Son. That sounds like a cool sigh.
- 22:00Speaker 2: He starts surprising him with it whenever he goes. But
- 22:03Speaker 2: before we do get to that, though, Jase, while I
- 22:06Speaker 2: was away in Bali and I completely forgot about this.
- 22:07Speaker 2: My wife reminded me last night my life. We were
- 22:11Speaker 2: watching TV over there and I swear you were on
- 22:14Speaker 2: TV and Bali. I recorded it on my phone. I
- 22:17Speaker 2: just want to check whether it was in fact.
- 22:18Speaker 1: You sure?
- 22:19Speaker 2: I'll do that next.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Okay, here's a food fighters.
- 22:21Speaker 3: Of the hodiking Bing Show podcast.
- 22:24Speaker 4: All Indeed super Grounds here on the Radio Hodarky Big
- 22:27Speaker 4: Show this Thursday afternoon, sixteen minutes past five o'clock.
- 22:31Speaker 2: Jace, I was in Bali about a week ago, week
- 22:34Speaker 2: and a half or something. I can't remember.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Anyway, it seems like ages ago, doesn't it, kesy really does?
- 22:39Speaker 2: Yeah, time drags now that I'm back. But for everyone question,
- 22:44Speaker 2: because I'm not used to this with TV and adverts
- 22:47Speaker 2: and you know TV shows and there, is it quite
- 22:49Speaker 2: common for like New Zealand style TV shows to be
- 22:51Speaker 2: sold overseas? Yes?
- 22:53Speaker 4: So I know Broken Wood Mysteries that you're on massive overseas.
- 22:56Speaker 4: So yes, quite honestly. Actually Broken Woods like played in
- 23:01Speaker 4: about eighty different countries wow, um, and is huge in France,
- 23:09Speaker 4: like regularly gets fourteen million viewers in it.
- 23:12Speaker 2: And people have to redo your voices and stuff obviously
- 23:14Speaker 2: right dub over it.
- 23:16Speaker 1: I don't know if they dub over it or it's subtitled.
- 23:18Speaker 1: I should look up.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Actually, that's actually an interesting thing to look into. We
- 23:21Speaker 2: will look into that. But while I was in Bali,
- 23:24Speaker 2: because you know, when you're over When I'm overseas, one
- 23:26Speaker 2: of my favorite things to do, and you always have
- 23:27Speaker 2: a TV in your hotel room, is to just flick
- 23:29Speaker 2: through the local Telly. Sure a TV show came on.
- 23:32Speaker 2: I could have sworn it was you can I just
- 23:35Speaker 2: play you a clip of it. Sure, and you tell
- 23:37Speaker 2: me whether or not it's you.
- 23:38Speaker 4: Yeah, because before you do, because people are forever coming
- 23:42Speaker 4: up to me and saying, oh is that your voice
- 23:44Speaker 4: and blah blah blah.
- 23:45Speaker 1: It's like nah, you know you, but you voice that
- 23:48Speaker 1: thing that that aired a nah.
- 23:51Speaker 2: So there's people that just sound like you.
- 23:53Speaker 1: There are a lot of people that sound like me. Yeah.
- 23:55Speaker 2: I thought it was weird because it's like Indonesia, you know,
- 23:56Speaker 2: that's age like yeah, yes. Anyway, here's the clip I heard.
- 24:00Speaker 5: In our Indonesian communities at airports and behind prison wire.
- 24:04Speaker 5: A squad of dedicated monkey handlers on the job with
- 24:08Speaker 5: their trustee primate companions, swinging in and stopping danger at
- 24:13Speaker 5: every turn. This highly trained squad and cash busting, borner protecting,
- 24:18Speaker 5: and banana gobbling twenty four to seven. It's always a
- 24:23Speaker 5: salomat day at work for the monkey squad. This time
- 24:29Speaker 5: police duo Leo and Bubbles swing into action to stop
- 24:33Speaker 5: a gang of scooter thieves.
- 24:35Speaker 1: What is it, Bubbles?
- 24:36Speaker 5: If you caught the center corrections monkey raffiki helped sniff
- 24:41Speaker 5: out prison contraband All right.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Now pass it to me with your feet, reffiki.
- 24:45Speaker 5: Good Boy and drug monkey King Dong makes a pill
- 24:49Speaker 5: stopping discovery at the borders.
- 24:52Speaker 4: This is a great find.
- 24:53Speaker 2: King Dong will be getting all the bananas he can handle.
- 24:55Speaker 5: After this one. It's always a salomat day at work
- 25:00Speaker 5: for the Monkey Squad? Is that you?
- 25:03Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that is you?
- 25:05Speaker 2: Yeah, totally so, because I know you do Dog Squad
- 25:08Speaker 2: here in New Zealand.
- 25:08Speaker 1: Yep.
- 25:09Speaker 2: And do they sell that overseas? Is that how that works?
- 25:11Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, well the scripts are the same for all
- 25:13Speaker 1: the shows. You see. There's also Kohala Squad.
- 25:17Speaker 2: Well an Aussie Yeah right, because just because when I
- 25:22Speaker 2: you know, when I hear that show has been sold overseas,
- 25:24Speaker 2: I thought they would just play our show overseas, but
- 25:27Speaker 2: you remake it for the country.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:29Speaker 4: Well they They're equivalent over in Indonesia is monkey squads.
- 25:34Speaker 2: So they use monkeys to sniff for drugs.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you know, and you know, chase people on
- 25:39Speaker 1: the run and stuff like that. Wow.
- 25:42Speaker 4: Yeah, they use monkeys as opposed to you. In New Zealand,
- 25:46Speaker 4: we've got dogs that do that.
- 25:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:47Speaker 2: It's just because in Bali there are dogs everywhere.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah there are, but they but they no good
- 25:52Speaker 1: for that kind of work, right, yeah, and.
- 25:54Speaker 2: How okay, So how long has that been running over there?
- 25:56Speaker 1: Oh? I think that's actually been running.
- 25:58Speaker 4: Monkey Squad has been going long than Dog Squad really, yeah,
- 26:01Speaker 4: it's about eighteen years far out, you know. I mean
- 26:05Speaker 4: you guys give me a bit of jep about all
- 26:06Speaker 4: the money I earned from Dog Squad. Yeah, but you
- 26:08Speaker 4: got to remember it's a lot of squads I do. Yeah,
- 26:11Speaker 4: so that's my messive fortune.
- 26:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:13Speaker 2: Yeah, so eighteen years and dog squads I think you've
- 26:16Speaker 2: been going for like eleven or something. So eleven did
- 26:18Speaker 2: they get the idea from it from Monkey Squad and
- 26:20Speaker 2: then start doing dog squad here because we use dogs.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Exactly kesy Yeah, yeah, not far out.
- 26:26Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a whole I could there's a whole range
- 26:29Speaker 4: of squads that I do really yeah.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh I have to look down this bloody you
- 26:33Speaker 2: have to get on this alleyway differently.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Yeah, guy, that's funny though I've never sounded good.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Well, how weird is it that you voice something here
- 26:41Speaker 2: and then me on the other side of the world
- 26:42Speaker 2: in Indonesia? Yeah, yeah, I'm hearing you.
- 26:44Speaker 1: That's crazy. Did you sort of bone up when you
- 26:47Speaker 1: hear that you guys, no.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Bone up.
- 26:55Speaker 4: Well, it would have been nice for your wife to
- 26:57Speaker 4: hear Old Hoody Jay's voice. She didn't really call me
- 26:59Speaker 4: much when she was Overle and Bali.
- 27:00Speaker 2: It was weird actual because she instinctively just burst into
- 27:02Speaker 2: tears when the show came on.
- 27:04Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense.
- 27:05Speaker 3: Actually, the Whoarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 27:10Speaker 3: tune in week days and four.
- 27:11Speaker 1: On Radio Kings of Leon.
- 27:13Speaker 4: There on the radio Hoedarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon. Now,
- 27:18Speaker 4: this is something I should have addressed yesterday. Actually, Keezy,
- 27:23Speaker 4: for the listeners out there, I've invited the to the batch,
- 27:27Speaker 4: my family batch for the weekend coming up in a
- 27:31Speaker 4: couple of weeks, and the boys are very keen.
- 27:34Speaker 1: And I was talking to you and Pugshn yesterday about it.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Pugs is not coming in.
- 27:38Speaker 2: Pugs, you just come in? Please? Can you please just
- 27:41Speaker 2: come and coming? He's not doing it for this for
- 27:44Speaker 2: those days for those that aren't aware, every time Pugs
- 27:46Speaker 2: is coming this week, we've been making him do Connie
- 27:48Speaker 2: Chat with Pugs. Yes, but we promise that's not the case. Seriously,
- 27:53Speaker 2: I've got the button fired off. I'm not going to
- 27:56Speaker 2: and anyway, I can see your hands keezy towards there,
- 28:00Speaker 2: Connie Button.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm out of here now. Listen, fellas, did you
- 28:04Speaker 1: get the schedules?
- 28:05Speaker 2: By the way, I did get the schedule. It was
- 28:08Speaker 2: exactly as you would said it yesterday on the show,
- 28:10Speaker 2: which I was a bit gutted by.
- 28:11Speaker 1: What do you mean gutted?
- 28:12Speaker 2: Well, it's just very full on and very oddly specific.
- 28:16Speaker 2: I don't know why you said that, because there's free
- 28:17Speaker 2: time in there, like, we've got twenty slots of free time,
- 28:21Speaker 2: and we can do whatever we wanted. That twenty minutes.
- 28:23Speaker 4: Twenty minute slots there fellas one of the things I
- 28:26Speaker 4: didn't cover off unfortunately, which was silly of me.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Of course, the costs.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Doesn't your family own the beach? Yes, you've owned it
- 28:37Speaker 2: for like they're owned it for decades as well, right,
- 28:38Speaker 2: so it's.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Just yeah, yeah, it's a family bach.
- 28:40Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, sweet.
- 28:41Speaker 4: So we didn't cover off the costs, so I thought, what,
- 28:46Speaker 4: we only need to sort that out actually before we
- 28:48Speaker 4: actually start this, so so I can get things in
- 28:51Speaker 4: order and you know, your groceries, your pictuls.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Expect, et cetera.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Look, I'm happy to I'm happy to chip in for
- 28:59Speaker 2: food and busies. Yeah, petrol, what do you mean petrol?
- 29:03Speaker 1: Okay, well I've worked it out well.
- 29:05Speaker 4: If she's a fair old distance getting out there, Kzy,
- 29:08Speaker 4: so three hundy for petrol.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Hell yeah, if you do that up between four people
- 29:14Speaker 2: on Pugs. No, it's an hour and a half away.
- 29:16Speaker 2: Why is it three hundred dollars.
- 29:18Speaker 4: There in Batkezy. I'm not going to take you there
- 29:20Speaker 4: and just leave you there went across the channel eight
- 29:24Speaker 4: hundred a night obviously for the batch itself, so two nights,
- 29:28Speaker 4: that's sixteen hundy.
- 29:31Speaker 2: So is this between me Pugs you?
- 29:34Speaker 1: No, no, you and Mogi and Pugs.
- 29:37Speaker 4: So it's just split three ways, yeah, three ways. And
- 29:39Speaker 4: it's your family batch, yes, all obviously is my bat
- 29:42Speaker 4: So I'm not going to it's not your badge, it's
- 29:43Speaker 4: your family's.
- 29:44Speaker 1: It's a family badge.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Yeah. So do we have to go through like a
- 29:46Speaker 2: booking system for this, like Airbnb or anything?
- 29:48Speaker 1: No, this is what I mean.
- 29:49Speaker 4: You can just put it directly into my account. So
- 29:53Speaker 4: and can I just say eight hundred night, two nights
- 29:55Speaker 4: at sixteen hundred. Obviously you can put it straight into
- 30:01Speaker 4: my cap. It's usually a thousand.
- 30:03Speaker 2: Hang on, it's usually CAZy.
- 30:05Speaker 1: It's usually a thousand night.
- 30:10Speaker 2: Because I'm on booking dot com right now and I
- 30:12Speaker 2: can see your bad it's not usually a thousand. It's
- 30:14Speaker 2: usually six hundred.
- 30:15Speaker 4: So the groceries because as I put the menu on
- 30:18Speaker 4: there as well, so five hundy.
- 30:21Speaker 1: It's probably a bit more than that, but hey, let's
- 30:23Speaker 1: just call it five hundred nights for two nights. Well,
- 30:27Speaker 1: you know, these are your breakfasts, your lunch, you do,
- 30:30Speaker 1: I know, the meals and the day usually just.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Like I don't know, having a cheap barbie or something
- 30:34Speaker 2: like that.
- 30:36Speaker 4: Mate's hang on, I'm here to look after you fellers.
- 30:39Speaker 4: All right, we're talking holy organic, wholesome food. This the
- 30:43Speaker 4: whole idea of this is you guys come away feeling
- 30:46Speaker 4: one hundred afterwards.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Any that is not what yeah, wasn't it one of
- 30:52Speaker 2: our meals? Just raising an apple?
- 30:54Speaker 1: Yeah, raising an apple? Yeah, yeah, thank you bugs Son
- 30:59Speaker 1: Sex teen hundred two thousand, one hundred three hundred.
- 31:03Speaker 4: For the.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Petrol. Also, just to let you know, it's fifteen bucks
- 31:09Speaker 1: a shower if you want a shower. And obviously because
- 31:13Speaker 1: it's a batch, we've got your kayaks, we've got your fishing.
- 31:17Speaker 2: At least you've got all that.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Yes, so the higher dge we'll just play it by
- 31:21Speaker 1: Kayaks it's fifty bucks for fifteen minutes.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Sorry Jay, it's just on the shower.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Yes, we could go seven fifty each man and just
- 31:29Speaker 1: exactly exactly. Yeah, look, we could all have one together
- 31:34Speaker 1: and I could just flag it doesn't have to be long. Yeah, yeah, right,
- 31:38Speaker 1: So I worked it out.
- 31:39Speaker 4: It comes to about six hundred and fifty each. And
- 31:44Speaker 4: that's the beauty of going away as a group.
- 31:46Speaker 1: It just breaks down all those costs and I'll just
- 31:49Speaker 1: send you my account details and you fellows can fire
- 31:52Speaker 1: that through if that's cooled.
- 31:53Speaker 2: It doesn't at least include linens and all that.
- 31:56Speaker 3: No, the whole actually big shows with Jason hor It's
- 32:00Speaker 3: Mike Minogue and Kesy.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Jenny Chili and the A C. C.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Tem hitting off on the export Ultra beer Garden Torch
- 32:09Speaker 2: of Munich and maybe is this great new Zealander will
- 32:13Speaker 2: be joining them?
- 32:14Speaker 1: Yes, indeed came from Guzzy Your Mad Bars and Hew's.
- 32:17Speaker 2: Life, Very good boys, very good through.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you mates? Good And what do you
- 32:23Speaker 1: do for a cross cam?
- 32:25Speaker 5: I'm a builder mate?
- 32:26Speaker 1: Ah? Yeah, bad game. How's Gusy, I I I love Gizzie.
- 32:30Speaker 1: Is a beautiautiful part of the country. How's Gusy going
- 32:34Speaker 1: at the moment? It's yeah, it is a beautiful part
- 32:38Speaker 1: of the country.
- 32:39Speaker 2: But she's a little bit witch.
- 32:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 32:41Speaker 1: We went through Brisbane summers to come back. Oh yeah mate,
- 32:46Speaker 1: but no, it's not a bad place.
- 32:47Speaker 2: You should move there, Jason.
- 32:49Speaker 1: It's good fishing there too, good beaches.
- 32:51Speaker 4: I'll tell you what came. You're in the drawers down
- 32:53Speaker 4: the line and our good mate pak Son will take
- 32:54Speaker 4: care of you.
- 32:55Speaker 1: All right, fantastic, Thank you guys. Thanks mate, hearing your
- 32:58Speaker 1: mad bars it. How's life?
- 33:00Speaker 2: Yeah, not too bad? Fellows yourself?
- 33:02Speaker 1: Yeah, good, good man. Good What do you do your
- 33:04Speaker 1: massive backbone?
- 33:06Speaker 2: Oh it's buddy driving a few trucks.
- 33:08Speaker 4: To Yeah, messive backbones, back bone and an actual fact
- 33:15Speaker 4: I was going to say to you think you could
- 33:16Speaker 4: hold your ground with the A CEC Fellows, I have
- 33:18Speaker 4: no question about it.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Here and you'll be you'll be comfortable as in that company.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, yeah, good stuff. We've been to Munich before.
- 33:27Speaker 2: No, never, it's very similar to the White Cuttle.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Actually I'll be right at home then.
- 33:33Speaker 2: Yeah, good chiefs Jersey On. You'll fit right in mate,
- 33:36Speaker 2: you're in the drawer.
- 33:37Speaker 4: Stay on the line there and the Pakstan will take
- 33:40Speaker 4: care of your Brad, your mad bars at Hell's life.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Yeah not bad boys, yea thinks mate? Where are you from? Brad?
- 33:49Speaker 3: Christ here?
- 33:50Speaker 1: Oh yeah Christ? What suburb?
- 33:55Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 33:55Speaker 2: What street?
- 33:58Speaker 5: Oh?
- 34:02Speaker 2: No reason?
- 34:02Speaker 4: No?
- 34:02Speaker 2: Is bread? All good?
- 34:04Speaker 1: Hey? Bread?
- 34:05Speaker 4: What do you do for a crass mate? You're like
- 34:12Speaker 4: a busy dear bread? Yeah, okay, tell you what You're
- 34:19Speaker 4: in the drawer as well? Make Paksamon looking after you
- 34:21Speaker 4: in cudab All right, sweet airs, No worries, mate, Shame
- 34:27Speaker 4: really isn't it.
- 34:29Speaker 1: That we don't get to go to Munich. Those bloody
- 34:32Speaker 1: acc bashards get to go everywhere.
- 34:35Speaker 2: Well we just went to Magic Cround for the NRL.
- 34:37Speaker 2: Yeah but it's no Munich, is it. No, you're right
- 34:39Speaker 2: it's not. And to make things worth free flights, free accommodation,
- 34:43Speaker 2: beer fist yeah, well thanks to export Ultra. Would you
- 34:47Speaker 2: go to oktoberfist?
- 34:49Speaker 5: Yes?
- 34:49Speaker 2: You know what we should do is have our own
- 34:50Speaker 2: October fist here in Auckland.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Great idea, kezy and just every.
- 34:54Speaker 2: Runs to later hoes and come along big steins and
- 34:57Speaker 2: we have our own ones that you don't feel like
- 34:58Speaker 2: you're missing out.
- 35:00Speaker 1: That's a bloody good idea. Keys He that's ship.
- 35:02Speaker 2: That's a good idea. And actually, Pugs, could you come
- 35:05Speaker 2: in then? I want to float an idea by you,
- 35:07Speaker 2: Pugs pack Son. That's it. I just want to float
- 35:10Speaker 2: this idea by you American and you're like, no, okay,
- 35:12Speaker 2: that's I thought.
- 35:13Speaker 4: The trustles back, But yeah, it's going to take it's
- 35:15Speaker 4: going to take a bit of work to get that
- 35:17Speaker 4: back thanks to you, Keyzy.
- 35:19Speaker 3: My folders, the whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
- 35:23Speaker 3: Mike Minogue.
- 35:24Speaker 2: And Kesey.
- 35:29Speaker 4: Boy.
- 35:31Speaker 2: That's tune, isn't it. It is a tune actually, Black Sabbath.
- 35:34Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, Keysy. I was flagging a
- 35:36Speaker 1: little bit. I was feeling a bit woozy because you're
- 35:39Speaker 1: hungry right now. I'm hungry.
- 35:41Speaker 4: And I went to get half priced sushi and they
- 35:45Speaker 4: closed the sobs let's.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Whatever, you wait till four thirty because they make it
- 35:48Speaker 2: half priced. But then they closed pretty quickly after that.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Yeah, so I sort of missed my window. I got distracted.
- 35:54Speaker 1: But I know that we're having uber tonight. We're going
- 35:56Speaker 1: to have uber eats. Yeah, right, so I'm just currently
- 35:58Speaker 1: in discussions with my life about what to eat.
- 36:01Speaker 2: Why are you having a You never have uber eats?
- 36:03Speaker 1: Yeah? We do, really, yeah, quite a lot.
- 36:05Speaker 2: Okay.
- 36:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:06Speaker 2: Usually you're making something or she's making something and you
- 36:08Speaker 2: don't like it. You know, there's usually that situation.
- 36:11Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's a bit harsh. Keezy. I'm
- 36:13Speaker 1: always fond of my wife's meals.
- 36:15Speaker 2: No, I'm just repeating what I've heard here on the
- 36:17Speaker 2: three shows.
- 36:17Speaker 1: All right, okay, yeah, hey.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Coming up after six o'clock. We've had some text in
- 36:22Speaker 2: on three four eight three saying they they missed the
- 36:27Speaker 2: clip of you on TV and Bali. Oh right, yeah,
- 36:31Speaker 2: but they've heard about it, yes, and so could we
- 36:33Speaker 2: play it again? I was like, yeah, okay, we can
- 36:35Speaker 2: play it again after six.
- 36:36Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, clip of Jay's voicing Monkey Squad, Monkey Squad,
- 36:39Speaker 4: which is a.
- 36:40Speaker 2: Real TV show over there in Bali. Also the results
- 36:43Speaker 2: of the Huducky Big Show Big Pole on the Insta there,
- 36:45Speaker 2: which is is it Fijoa or Yeah? So have your
- 36:50Speaker 2: votes now Hoduky Big Shows Instagram story and we'll get
- 36:53Speaker 2: into that after six.
- 36:54Speaker 3: Beautiful, the whole achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
- 36:58Speaker 3: Tune in week days of what on radio Hold, I.
- 37:01Speaker 4: Can welcome back to your messive Bagbones. Hope your Thursday's
- 37:03Speaker 4: going along very nicely. Indeed you listen to the Big
- 37:06Speaker 4: Show brought to you by Night day before six, I said,
- 37:13Speaker 4: we're having uber each tonight. I asked my wife what
- 37:15Speaker 4: she wants and she said, I'm easy. Whatever whatever you
- 37:18Speaker 4: feel like, that's of.
- 37:20Speaker 1: No use to me, keasy.
- 37:22Speaker 2: So in this situation, would you ever say okay and
- 37:24Speaker 2: actually get the thing you feel like.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Some very really because then I'll do that and you'll go,
- 37:30Speaker 1: I don't really feel like that.
- 37:31Speaker 2: So what what do you feel like?
- 37:33Speaker 1: Ty?
- 37:34Speaker 4: Right?
- 37:34Speaker 2: Like a Sarte chicken or like like a gang panang.
- 37:38Speaker 1: Something really spicy, right, like a guy Fi or something
- 37:42Speaker 1: like that.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Yeah right, Why you just get that?
- 37:46Speaker 4: My bowels can't handle as well as I real Heyton Alison.
- 37:51Speaker 4: On the podcast outro today, we were joined by Pugshan,
- 37:55Speaker 4: which was just as well actually, because we had to
- 37:58Speaker 4: address some issues that were going on.
- 38:00Speaker 2: It's basically ten minutes of us confronting, not confronting, because
- 38:03Speaker 2: that sounds a lot, that sounds full of It was
- 38:05Speaker 2: just a healthy chat about the boundaries of communication and
- 38:09Speaker 2: the fact that we are, in fact work colleagues. You know,
- 38:11Speaker 2: we're not always in a fraternity together and a flat together,
- 38:15Speaker 2: and just about not crossing the line. But here's a
- 38:17Speaker 2: wee snippet of today's podcast outro.
- 38:21Speaker 4: I don't know that you realize that one time, it's okay, Jason,
- 38:27Speaker 4: you were recording yourself, recording myself on self and you
- 38:32Speaker 4: thought it was on.
- 38:34Speaker 1: It was a phone chat with someone.
- 38:37Speaker 2: I don't know who.
- 38:37Speaker 1: It was, just someone on the other end.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 38:40Speaker 1: So I was having phones and recording myself with the
- 38:44Speaker 1: selfie camera whilst I was watching Love Island.
- 38:47Speaker 2: And draining your battery quick, I'm saying. So that was like,
- 38:54Speaker 2: you know, that was a part, a small part of
- 38:56Speaker 2: a ten minute chat really, and it was just a
- 38:59Speaker 2: healthy conversation.
- 39:00Speaker 1: Yeah, well we got things out of the open.
- 39:02Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you even get like, do you know when
- 39:04Speaker 2: you're ever yell, You're you're telling someone something and they're
- 39:06Speaker 2: going yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know they're not gonna listen.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, what it's like when I talk to you
- 39:10Speaker 1: about your monkey porn.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Stop saying I watched that's just like out of all
- 39:19Speaker 2: of the things that Kezy allegedly does monkey porn. No,
- 39:24Speaker 2: that's quite funny. Actually I don't care. But check out
- 39:27Speaker 2: the podcast seventh thirty tonight that comes out along with
- 39:29Speaker 2: highlights of the show as well.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Up next Jase Red Hot Chili Peppers and Monkey Squad The.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
- 39:41Speaker 4: Is indeed Portugal the man there on the radio hold
- 39:43Speaker 4: Acky Big Show this Thursday evening.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Let's get into a bit of TV champ. Why not.
- 39:50Speaker 2: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
- 39:56Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously still know Mike Minogue for watch on the
- 40:09Speaker 4: TV with me Mike Minogue, Not that you know off late.
- 40:14Speaker 4: As we've previously stated Keys, he's been putting much input
- 40:17Speaker 4: in there.
- 40:18Speaker 2: Or do we change it because like we have a
- 40:20Speaker 2: tendency to go like name a segment after a person.
- 40:23Speaker 1: Sure, do I have any segments named after me?
- 40:27Speaker 2: H moob chat Oh yeah, yeah, you've also got here
- 40:33Speaker 2: you go Hoyt Encounters of the Strangest kind Strange kind? Yeah,
- 40:38Speaker 2: a few, man, we can Okay, what did you watch
- 40:40Speaker 2: last night, Keezy? Last night's Jase, I watched a documentary
- 40:47Speaker 2: do you want to know what the documentary was?
- 40:48Speaker 1: Sure? Was it about Taiwan?
- 40:49Speaker 2: Or so it was about.
- 40:50Speaker 4: Taiwan crop harvesting or coffee grinders or.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Making big trackies.
- 41:00Speaker 2: It was about Taiwan, Oh god. And I watched half
- 41:04Speaker 2: of it the other night and then half of last night,
- 41:05Speaker 2: and it was about the specific festival that they have.
- 41:07Speaker 2: There's a guy, right, Jase. Wait, there's a guy, he's
- 41:11Speaker 2: been doing it for sixty years who builds a boat,
- 41:14Speaker 2: big boat out of wood, spends a whole year on it,
- 41:16Speaker 2: paints it up, decorates it, puts dragons on all sorts
- 41:19Speaker 2: of symbols and things. The town then gets all of
- 41:23Speaker 2: the demons, the bad demons, and forces them onto this boat.
- 41:27Speaker 2: They carry the boat down to the harbor, and then
- 41:30Speaker 2: they burn the boat with all the bad demons inside
- 41:33Speaker 2: of it. And that happens every five years. And this
- 41:35Speaker 2: old guy who builds the boat was watching it and
- 41:37Speaker 2: he's just like, I hate watching this bit because they
- 41:39Speaker 2: just built and I just wish they wouldn't burn the
- 41:42Speaker 2: boat because I just spent ages building it, you know,
- 41:44Speaker 2: And they like firecrackers, lots of them.
- 41:47Speaker 4: Look, I'm seriously thinking of canning what's on the TV
- 41:50Speaker 4: with Mike Minou Because, as I say, he hasn't even
- 41:53Speaker 4: mounted his TV in his new house yet. And then
- 41:56Speaker 4: you do Taiwan documentaries. I just don't know that it's
- 42:00Speaker 4: reaching the people, That's all.
- 42:02Speaker 2: What do you want me to be?
- 42:02Speaker 1: What?
- 42:03Speaker 2: So do I have to change my taste in TV
- 42:05Speaker 2: to suit the people?
- 42:05Speaker 4: Well that would be preferable. It at least makes it
- 42:08Speaker 4: make it vaguely interesting.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Well, what did you watch? I went back to Game
- 42:12Speaker 1: of Thrones?
- 42:13Speaker 2: So you watched episode one, season one of Game of Thrones.
- 42:16Speaker 1: So good. It's like a warm, comfy blanket for me.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Game of Thrones it is, But is it like?
- 42:21Speaker 2: That's not really that's ten years ago? Chat right there?
- 42:24Speaker 4: And I found out today. Do you know how much
- 42:26Speaker 4: they made on Game of Thrones? Four point four billion dollars.
- 42:30Speaker 2: I am not surprised.
- 42:31Speaker 4: That's how much they made. Four point four billion dollars.
- 42:35Speaker 4: It cost them one point zero five four billion dollars
- 42:39Speaker 4: to make and they made four point four billion dollars profit.
- 42:43Speaker 2: The first episode I remember, the CGI is pretty ropy,
- 42:47Speaker 2: not rope, not terrible, no, but like the shot of
- 42:49Speaker 2: winter Fell in the background, it's all a bit weird.
- 42:52Speaker 2: Do you think need Stark Sean Bean good performance.
- 42:57Speaker 1: As ned Yeah, yeah, very good performance.
- 43:00Speaker 2: And also the King Robert brath In. Yeah I do
- 43:02Speaker 2: love his performance.
- 43:03Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, No, it's just a magnificent show. And I
- 43:06Speaker 4: love just knowing what's coming next.
- 43:07Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, good Jack Keizy
- 43:10Speaker 2: so good man. We should do this segment twice.
- 43:14Speaker 3: Your good plans The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
- 43:18Speaker 3: Mike Minogue and.
- 43:19Speaker 4: Keseyind Green day there on the radio hot Achi Big
- 43:22Speaker 4: Show this Thursday evening. Now the Big Show is going
- 43:25Speaker 4: to be live again, doing the show next Wednesday at
- 43:29Speaker 4: the Empire, isn't it, Mark Easy, That's.
- 43:30Speaker 2: Right, the Empire Tavern, which is well, it's been around
- 43:33Speaker 2: for bloody agents. It's an Auckland CBD. So it's not
- 43:37Speaker 2: just us doing a live show though. It's the entire
- 43:39Speaker 2: day of Hoducky announcers.
- 43:41Speaker 4: Absolutely all day long at the Empire, in celebration of
- 43:45Speaker 4: a day in Lou too.
- 43:47Speaker 2: That's right, Dan Lou. It is a Hduky initiative. We
- 43:50Speaker 2: have teamed up with Beal Canson, New Zealand and Cotton
- 43:52Speaker 2: Softs to raise a crapload of awareness and a crapload
- 43:54Speaker 2: of cash as well for bal cancer New Zealand toilet paper.
- 43:59Speaker 1: Ah oh gotcha, yeah, you know it was ringing your
- 44:02Speaker 1: bell for me.
- 44:02Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. So if you would like to donate
- 44:05Speaker 2: to Bealcanser New Zealand, you can instantly by texting Lou
- 44:08Speaker 2: Loo to three seven seven nine. That makes a three
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- 44:16Speaker 2: and to make a larger donation if you'd like to also,
- 44:18Speaker 2: feel free to come down to the Empire tab and
- 44:20Speaker 2: I'm gonna have heaps of special guests throughout the day
- 44:23Speaker 2: and you know, you can start with Matt and Jerry
- 44:25Speaker 2: doing their Bricky show live from the Income. Watch that
- 44:27Speaker 2: they're gonna have a bit of breakfast, have breakfast watch them. Yeah,
- 44:31Speaker 2: if you listen to the show, you like to send
- 44:32Speaker 2: it live. And then you've got Danjie, and then you've
- 44:34Speaker 2: got Greg and then us, So it's a full day's entertainment. Yes,
- 44:37Speaker 2: if you join us next Wednesday down at the Empire
- 44:40Speaker 2: that is Wednesday, the twenty sixth.
- 44:42Speaker 4: It's interesting actually you mentioned cotton Soft because that is
- 44:48Speaker 4: why I went down to just two shokes when I
- 44:50Speaker 4: was you know, when I'm doing the white Oh yeah,
- 44:53Speaker 4: because it's such good stuff, cotton soft, cotton Soft's yeah,
- 44:57Speaker 4: the tissue there that I didn't want to waste it,
- 44:59Speaker 4: yeah right, and it's so absorbent, yeah, that I didn't
- 45:02Speaker 4: need more than that.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, totally man.
- 45:06Speaker 4: Right, So if you are think, you know, if you're
- 45:09Speaker 4: in the supermarket and you're going what am I running
- 45:12Speaker 4: with here, I'd go cotton Soft all the time because
- 45:16Speaker 4: then you only need two strokes.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Well that that's one hell of an endorsement. Yeah, so
- 45:19Speaker 2: you endorse them all. Endorse Bealcanson, New Zealand. Yeah, okay,
- 45:23Speaker 2: and just say again, if you'd like to donate, text
- 45:25Speaker 2: Lou to three seven seven nine right now and you
- 45:28Speaker 2: can make an instant three dollars donation. Otherwise we'll see
- 45:30Speaker 2: you this.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Coming, wins.
- 45:32Speaker 4: I want to do it now. I want to make
- 45:33Speaker 4: a donation. Really, Oh buget, what's going out?
- 45:36Speaker 1: Ah?
- 45:37Speaker 2: Classic?
- 45:38Speaker 1: Yeah no, well okay, well I just got to figure
- 45:41Speaker 1: out my phone here.
- 45:42Speaker 4: Ah yeah, it's it always happens aa batteries doing Oh
- 45:46Speaker 4: that's weirding big show podcast.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Well there you go, your man bar.
- 46:00Speaker 4: Since that's your Thursday show done and dusted, the good
- 46:02Speaker 4: news full big show tomorrow, I'm Mogi coming back for
- 46:07Speaker 4: the live show a Lula.
- 46:09Speaker 2: The Lula and the Lulain or Lula Bar down at
- 46:12Speaker 2: the old Viaduct of Auckland.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Yes, hey, good luck for your geek tonight, Kezy.
- 46:18Speaker 2: Thanks man. It's my first foray into properly doing it
- 46:21Speaker 2: without the safety need of like, oh, Kezy is having.
- 46:23Speaker 1: A go you know?
- 46:24Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 46:24Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, So are you going to take some VIDs
- 46:26Speaker 1: of it or something?
- 46:27Speaker 4: Nah?
- 46:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not like, did you used to do that?
- 46:31Speaker 4: Na?
- 46:31Speaker 2: Sit up? You know?
- 46:32Speaker 4: Back it was back in the day keys, we didn't
- 46:34Speaker 4: really have the sort of phone technology that.
- 46:37Speaker 1: We have now.
- 46:38Speaker 2: And so I also don't want to get into video
- 46:39Speaker 2: ing and stuff. I don't think I'm there. I think
- 46:41Speaker 2: I just need to get up there and do the
- 46:42Speaker 2: damn thing. Sure, keep doing it, yes, and just yeah
- 46:45Speaker 2: vibe it out mate.
- 46:46Speaker 4: Eight years from now you'll be sweet ass eight Yeah,
- 46:51Speaker 4: I mean once you know, it'll take you about eight.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Years to get up to the level you need to be.
- 46:55Speaker 2: That's looking like a year.
- 46:56Speaker 4: Wow, ambitious, that's very ambitious. But yeah, I did us
- 47:00Speaker 4: know how it gets, how you get on tomorrow and
- 47:02Speaker 4: tomorrow show the live show.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I will either be really steamed to try and
- 47:06Speaker 2: forget about it, or really steam because I was stoked
- 47:08Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be great. But
- 47:09Speaker 2: see at the Lula End four o'clock tomorrow to see
- 47:11Speaker 2: the big show live. What are you up to tonight,
- 47:13Speaker 2: jase Um, I.
- 47:15Speaker 1: Think i'd probably go home after this.
- 47:19Speaker 4: Oh really, we're going to do uber each tonight, Keezy,
- 47:23Speaker 4: So probably take about twenty minutes to decide what we're going.
- 47:26Speaker 2: To eat why that's weird for you guys, and then.
- 47:30Speaker 1: Probably watch a bit of Showgun, go to the gym
- 47:33Speaker 1: and stuff. Probably, yeah, probably make love at some point.
- 47:40Speaker 2: I've actually got two speed tickets in the gig tonight
- 47:42Speaker 2: if you want to come.
- 47:42Speaker 4: No thanks, Heybler, saying it's been a pleasure to bring
- 47:46Speaker 4: you the show. Look forward to seeing you all tomorrow
- 47:49Speaker 4: and hearing from your au tomorrow. Don't forget the big
- 47:51Speaker 4: Friday Throb is.
- 47:52Speaker 1: Going to be happening too. Till then, see you later
- 47:54Speaker 1: up bye,