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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Unspoken Rules of Moving in Together · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In case you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be in Columbus, Ohio, I'm going to be at the
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  Speaker 2: Merchant Auditorium starting this Friday for D.L.
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  Speaker 1: And D.L. Don Lemon and D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Anything Goes the following day at the Tab Theater in Cincinnati, Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: And then this Monday, promoting my new book, Charlie's Boy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be on the Today Show, so give
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  Speaker 2: it a look. Who hosts the Today Show?
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  Speaker 1: Is it Harold?
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  Speaker 3: Craig Melvin. Craig Melvin, no?
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Craig Melvin.
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  Speaker 3: Craig Melvin.
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  Speaker 1: Craig Melvin, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: In the final three hours, that's where old Al Roker
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  Speaker 4: and company are.
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  Speaker 3: He had jury duty. He had to leave early the
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  Speaker 3: other day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If it was in Mississippi, we need to talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: Hold tight, Al. Stand firm.
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  Speaker 2: Remember they used to do, who was the weatherman that
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  Speaker 2: used to do the Smucker's Jelly thing?
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  Speaker 3: That was him. No, that was the white guy. The
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  Speaker 3: white guy. Yeah. I'm looking at McMahon. Not McMahon.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: What was his name?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Willard Scott.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Willard Scott. I used to like Willard. The rat and
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  Speaker 1: the white dude.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: You remember that movie, Willard?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. No.
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  Speaker 1: You don't remember the movie, Willard?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then Ben came along.
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  Speaker 3: Ben was the good one.
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  Speaker 1: Willard used to own. Yeah. No, Ben was the rat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, and Willard was the dude.
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  Speaker 1: Willard was the white dude that owned them, right?
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  Speaker 3: Something like that, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you making your.
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  Speaker 2: Own movies up, Skip. You know, when Skip's right, he'll
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  Speaker 2: text me later. I knew I knew what I was
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  Speaker 2: talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy white dude, he's a rat anyway, so go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, man, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's interesting times we got going. Now, things have been
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  Speaker 2: going good. The next step is to move in together.
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  Speaker 2: But before you do, Jasmine, give us five unspoken rules
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  Speaker 2: of moving in together by Meg Butler from Madame Noir.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, number five.
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  Speaker 1: Keep that bathroom door closed, please.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Porn. When did I have porn?
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  Speaker 4: We need that close. We don't want none of that.
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five unspoken rules of moving
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  Speaker 4: in together. Everybody needs a night out.
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  Speaker 3: We can't be together all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Of love.
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  Speaker 3: Get on somewhere, please.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Number three of the top five unspoken rules of moving
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  Speaker 4: in together. And now this is your side of the bed.
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  Speaker 4: And this is my side of the bed forever. Ain't
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  Speaker 4: no switching up. We not changing. We ain't flipping no mattress.
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  Speaker 1: I bid on it. I'm bidding. I got the good shit,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm bidding on it. It's mine.
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  Speaker 4: Number two of the top five unspoken rules of moving
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  Speaker 4: in together. Keep the big secrets.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay. Don't tell everything.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tell the little ones.
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  Speaker 4: Please let us know about the little secrets. And the
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  Speaker 4: number one of the top five unspoken rules of moving
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  Speaker 4: in together. It's better to say when it's not working
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Don't wait. Yeah, don't wait.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, before I unpack these towels, I'm just going to
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  Speaker 1: go head on. Go head on. Mosey on down the road.
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  Speaker 3: You have to pee on a stick.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you got to get out of there for that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: The rabbit's dead. So is the thrill.
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  Speaker 2: That will do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. It's
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  Speaker 2: the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you're going
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  Speaker 2: to be In Columbus, Ohio, home of the Ohio State Buckeyes.
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  Speaker 2: I will be there this Friday at the Mershon Auditorium,
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  Speaker 2: along with Don Lemon for DL & DL.
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  Speaker 1: Anything goes.
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  Speaker 2: And the following day, we're going to be in Cincinnati
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  Speaker 2: at the Taft Theater. So come check us out. Also,
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  Speaker 2: my book, this Monday, starting this Monday, it will be,
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  Speaker 2: is it Monday or Tuesday?
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  Speaker 4: Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: It's the 6th, right? It's the 6th.
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  Speaker 2: So I think it's Tuesday. So, yeah, Monday I'll be
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  Speaker 2: at the Today Show. This Tuesday my book comes out,
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  Speaker 2: Charlie's Boy. I'm very proud of it. So I'll take
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  Speaker 2: a gander at that. Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: I want to say happy birthday to the oldest person
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  Speaker 4: in the United States and the second oldest person in
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  Speaker 4: the world. She's 116 years old. She's out of Greenville, Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 4: Her name is Naomi Whitehead.
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  Speaker 3: And you know she's your sister.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, girl. Naomi Whitehead. Yeah. It's the Lord. The Lord.
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  Speaker 3: The Lord.
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  Speaker 4: Last surviving American to be born in 1910.
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  Speaker 3: She's in Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Need to fill it out. She related to McFadden and Whitehead.
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  Speaker 1: Could be.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Might be. Well, we don't know. We can't ask them.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they're saying. Hey, ain't no stopping them now.
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  Speaker 2: 116.
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  Speaker 3: Yikes.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: That's three years older than me. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's close to the end of the Civil War. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: close to 156. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Long enough to see us be slaves again.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And all over. She went from the turn of the
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  Speaker 2: century to a black president.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Hell of a thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's the span of time. Skip, my man Cheatham, what'd
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  Speaker 2: you learn today, baby boy?
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  Speaker 3: You know, my feelings are hurt. You were right, Dio.
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  Speaker 3: Pat McAfee, he earns between 60 and 65 million per year.
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  Speaker 3: He got to pay for his own production, but still,
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  Speaker 3: he's still.
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  Speaker 1: Probably clearing 50.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, jeez, man.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't got no $ 10 million production deal.
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  Speaker 3: All the salaries are set. He has to pay for
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  Speaker 3: all that stuff, but still.
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  Speaker 4: Oof.
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  Speaker 3: Oof.
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  Speaker 1: You give me that much. Y'all can't catch me on
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  Speaker 1: the way out.
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  Speaker 3: You know you're my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever I got in the car is all y'all's. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man. You know we have you.
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  Speaker 2: On the next DL Hughley Show, we're going to be
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  Speaker 2: talking to comedian and actor Chris Spencer, one of my favorites.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to be also giving someone a deserving Shoot
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  Speaker 2: Video of the Week award. It's the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite short bus operator.
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  Speaker 1: Pull that string. We gots to go.
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  Speaker 3: Tout, tout.
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  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show. See you on the other side.