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Jersey (and Philly) Girls Are Different(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: One thing I love about Jersey and Philadelphia, some of
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  Speaker 1: the funniest women, best senses of humor, bruh. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Jersey, some of these little broads, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: They definitely, you got some violent little princesses around here.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you got to fucking.
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  Speaker 2: There's some dangerous women. There's a couple of women that
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  Speaker 2: are not hot, that they're dangerous. Those Italian chicks. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: they got sharp. They got sharp tits too.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of, some of the little ones. I just
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  Speaker 3: sit there and watch and giggle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Look at how these motherfuckers are just racking up victims.
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  Speaker 2: People buying them cocktails. And these bitches are going home solo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. A lot of bitches just collecting Miatas at
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  Speaker 1: their house.
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  Speaker 2: I love Philadelphia. And I'm going to tell you why.
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  Speaker 2: Because they didn't get the memo yet. And even if
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  Speaker 2: you send it to Philadelphia, they're not going to honor it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: To really want. Some people like comedy, stand-up comedy. They
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  Speaker 2: think that's great to laugh.
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  Speaker 3: And it is.
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  Speaker 2: I love watching stand-up comedy. But then again, I like
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  Speaker 2: comedy that just happens. And the only place in the
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  Speaker 2: world where I could count on that happening is Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 2: 10 for 10. They just don't get the memo. And
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  Speaker 2: you're like, Joey, well, give me an example. When we
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  Speaker 2: moved here, I looked at tickets for the Yankees, the Mets,
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  Speaker 2: but I wanted to see somebody was playing. San Francisco
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  Speaker 2: was playing in Philadelphia. So I asked my wife, take
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  Speaker 2: a look at the tickets. She goes, they're okay, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: So a bunch of us went. Florentine, his kid, the neighbor, me,
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  Speaker 2: my wife, my daughter. My wife had it. My daughter
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  Speaker 2: was eight. And in L.A., we hung around people I
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  Speaker 2: didn't really curse. You know, once I moved to Jersey,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, we might as well start cursing because
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  Speaker 2: Even the moms are fucking saying, fuck you and all
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  Speaker 2: this shit. And my daughter would just sit there lost.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, go ahead. You can't curse though. My daughter
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  Speaker 2: won't curse. She's not allowed to curse until she goes
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  Speaker 2: to college. So fuck it. That's my rule. Because if not,
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  Speaker 2: they won't take her into college.
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  Speaker 3: If you curse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then it gives her a reason to want to
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  Speaker 1: go to college too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No.
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  Speaker 1: Because a lot of kids, you let them curse early.
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  Speaker 1: They're not even going to go to school.
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  Speaker 2: No. No.
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  Speaker 3: This one has to go to school. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because a lot of kids ought to apply to college
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  Speaker 1: just to say, motherfucker, when I got over there.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's kind of like.
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  Speaker 1: That's sort of the best way to do it dude
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  Speaker 1: but yeah they got some short ladies around they got
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  Speaker 1: some well what's the tallest woman in new jersey bring
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  Speaker 1: that up dude if you can they got some violent
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  Speaker 1: little princesses dude i mean some.
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  Speaker 2: You go to my boxing gym there's a couple chicks
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  Speaker 2: in that i'll knock you the fuck out oh yeah
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  Speaker 2: i know for a fact oh there you go tallest
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  Speaker 2: one in jersey five eight so damn and.
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  Speaker 3: That's not even oh you know.
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  Speaker 1: But it is for here bro because the god don't
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  Speaker 1: want to they they so they so potent they can't
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  Speaker 1: make more of it you know it's like It's like
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  Speaker 1: if you get like a, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: It's like they're a high milligram edible. Them little bitches, boy,
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  Speaker 1: that's for sure, dude. But some of the most entertaining
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  Speaker 1: women ever, bro. They'll fucking.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted you to, I really hoped you would have
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  Speaker 2: came down last night. I would have canceled my gig
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  Speaker 2: and take you to dinner at a fucking really great place, man.
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  Speaker 2: Like Central Jersey. Listen, New York City is New York City.
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  Speaker 2: Northern New Jersey is Northern New Jersey. But I got
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  Speaker 2: some spots in Central Jersey that'll take your fucking lights out.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're eating fucking. This is good shit. I understand
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  Speaker 2: everything to the last detail. So I'm taking my daughter
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  Speaker 2: to Philly, and she's eight.
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  Speaker 3: To the ball game? Yeah, to this Philly's game, the baseball.
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  Speaker 2: I pull her aside, and I go, Mercy, listen, when
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  Speaker 2: you get to Philadelphia, you're going to see things and
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  Speaker 2: hear things you've never heard before. Yeah. I'm just preparing you, okay?
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  Speaker 2: And she's hip. She's been listening to me talk for years.
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  Speaker 2: So we pull up at the game.
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  Speaker 3: We park.
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  Speaker 2: We're walking through the front door. And I'm not even
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  Speaker 2: at the front door. My daughter hits my leg. And
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  Speaker 2: she's like, what?
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  Speaker 3: She goes, look.
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  Speaker 2: Right on the wall, there was a picture of a
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  Speaker 2: big dick. I mean, it had to be 15 feet long.
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  Speaker 2: You know, walking to the sixth, whatever. But there's a
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  Speaker 2: dick somebody spray painted.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Now you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And once you walk in there, it's a complete
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  Speaker 2: different place, too. They say shit. They just say shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the most, I mean, they're the most next level.
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  Speaker 2: They say, I went to a sixer game with her,
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  Speaker 2: and there was two guys making out. I'm like, that's
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  Speaker 2: not going to last long. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And sure enough, they were gone. Somebody came and
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  Speaker 2: tapped them in the shoulder and was like, too many
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  Speaker 2: kids around.
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  Speaker 3: Hang on.
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  Speaker 2: But I have my rights. Listen, we have our rights, too.
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  Speaker 2: We'll fucking put you in a dungeon. We'll put you
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  Speaker 2: in a fucking dungeon. How's that?
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of gay dudes, they dress like they
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  Speaker 1: want to be in a dungeon sometimes, too. So that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of the trick.
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  Speaker 2: But no, I don't have nothing against the gay dudes.
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  Speaker 2: They're just some places that fucking don't fuck around still. Right.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't get the memo. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Some places, they make their own rules.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't get the memo.
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  Speaker 1: And you show up, and you got to kind of
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  Speaker 1: rock with them. Dude, we would go. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: think of where we went.
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  Speaker 3: That was very.
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  Speaker 1: yeah philly's one of a kind though do you see
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  Speaker 1: a fucking bird out there selling dope up near temple
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  Speaker 1: or something you see a black dude like dress up
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  Speaker 1: like a uber and give another black dude a piggyback
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  Speaker 1: ride it's crazy 150 feet for a couple grams you
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  Speaker 1: know we we would see all i mean yeah some
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  Speaker 1: of the shit we would see bro.
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  Speaker 2: And audiences are very real in philly like i've never
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  Speaker 2: i'm gonna do in a casino one night i had
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  Speaker 2: such a good time i just jumped chubby joey just
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  Speaker 2: jumped into the audience and they caught me you know
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  Speaker 2: what i'm saying i was like this is spectacular how.
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  Speaker 1: Are the people that caught you i wonder how they
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  Speaker 1: doing you checked i think i fucked.
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  Speaker 2: Up one guy's shoulder you know i'm saying he just
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  Speaker 2: didn't have it no more but it's it's just it's
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  Speaker 2: a fun place to do comedy i think it's a
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  Speaker 2: fun city because when i go down there i like
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  Speaker 2: watch them like you know where the chick sold the
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  Speaker 2: first flag betsy klein what's her.
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  Speaker 1: Name yeah betsy uh Betty Wilson or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: You go to Betsy Ross's house.
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  Speaker 3: Betsy Ross. You go there. They have a lot of
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  Speaker 3: neat stuff that'll bring you back. Yeah. Like, holy fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the museum's there, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: It's next level.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it.
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  Speaker 3: Stop it there. That's where it all went down. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People forget about that.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's interesting to me. Like, when I go to
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  Speaker 2: a town, I don't want to go to a club.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do nothing. I want to see
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  Speaker 2: this shit, especially these East Coast people. North Carolina. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All those places. They have some great stuff at those states, man,
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  Speaker 2: when you travel. It's not even about the restaurants to
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  Speaker 2: me anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But a fucking good museum. Look at this shit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And look at that lady dressed up like Betsy Ross, probably. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You could dress up like Betsy Ross, and they do
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  Speaker 2: that every day. You go there, and they school you.
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  Speaker 2: But it's nonstop. Yeah. The history of fucking Philadelphia alone.