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Fake 49ers Football Player and The Scamming Cruise Preacher with Dulcè Sloan · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: What's poppin', congregation? It's your girl Lacey Mosley, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 2: Scam Goddess, back with another installment of the podcast all
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  Speaker 2: about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we love them. Sometimes we hate them.
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  Speaker 2: But one thing's for sure, we will always laugh at
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  Speaker 2: the scammers, but never at the victims.
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  Speaker 1: And y'all know that I'm very what? Yes, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thrilled. I'm elated.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we've got a coastal baddie in the building. Dulce
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  Speaker 2: Sloan is a stand-up comic actress and producer.
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  Speaker 1: She's currently on tour, so get your tickets now.
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  Speaker 2: Her one-woman show, Sunny Side Down, is in development, and
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  Speaker 2: she's producing the improv show Just Pull Up with Dulce
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  Speaker 2: Sloan and Camille Waters live in LA. We'll put the
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  Speaker 2: links for each show in the footnotes as we do.
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  Speaker 2: And also, as you can see right here and probably
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  Speaker 2: on my lips, yes, Dulce is also the creator of
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  Speaker 2: Giggle Gloss.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and it's good.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice and Okay, Rihanna, you might need to watch out, sis,
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  Speaker 2: but let's go ahead and welcome Dulce to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Dulce, how are you?
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy to have you here.
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  Speaker 2: Me?
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad to be here. It's funny because I
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  Speaker 3: looked like I was going to wear this different dress,
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  Speaker 3: and it was like a red, kind of like a
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  Speaker 3: burgundy-looking dress. And something told me, look at what the
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  Speaker 3: setup is, because sometimes it's like when you wear a
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  Speaker 3: dress in a podcast, you're like, all right, let me
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  Speaker 3: make sure this ain't showing and that ain't showing or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And then I saw the set, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I need to change my dress. Because I would have
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  Speaker 3: blended completely into, I would have been this plant girl.
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  Speaker 3: I would have been full on camouflage.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was very difficult for you to blend
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  Speaker 1: into anything.
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  Speaker 3: Well, my mouth would have been fully like, but the
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  Speaker 3: rest of my body would have blended in like the
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  Speaker 3: Viet Cong. You wouldn't have been able to find me, friend.
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  Speaker 1: It's like she's just a chair.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-uh.
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  Speaker 3: I am a chair. I am one with the wall.
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  Speaker 3: I cannot be seen. So, yeah, I was like a
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  Speaker 3: little popification. I put my good hair on. I put
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  Speaker 3: my little face together. You look fantastic. Thank you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You helped me with my face. You saw me and
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  Speaker 2: I was like trying to finish up. And you were like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I started.
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  Speaker 1: This lip gloss. I was like, oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. So I started that with another comedian, Lace Larrabee.
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  Speaker 3: It was my mom's idea. Because another comic used to
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  Speaker 3: call me and Lace the pretty girl clique.
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  Speaker 1: I love that.
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  Speaker 3: Because Lace used to do pageants. She was Miss Cobb County.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm a theater kid. So me and Lace would
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  Speaker 3: come to shows like when we're starting out. And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I got clothes. I got my faces on.
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  Speaker 3: I got makeup on. And I'm dressed and they'll be like,
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  Speaker 3: why are y'all dressed up like this? Because there's an audience.
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  Speaker 3: People came to see us. I don't need to look
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  Speaker 3: like I just woke up. I don't need to be
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  Speaker 3: in my boyfriend's pajama pants. People paid money to see
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  Speaker 3: a performance. I'm going to dress as such. So it
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  Speaker 3: took me a long time to get out of, hey,
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  Speaker 3: this is a bar show. You don't have to do
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  Speaker 3: all of that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, but I always felt like that was so
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  Speaker 2: strange when I was doing stand-up, especially in New York
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  Speaker 2: when I started, that people would be like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 2: you better be as pretty or as funny as you
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  Speaker 2: are pretty.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, is that a threat? And now those
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  Speaker 1: same weird men are my DMs. I'm like, congratulations. I'm like, what?
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with? And for a while, I would wear
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  Speaker 1: turtlenecks and try to, like, really cover up so people
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  Speaker 1: would take me seriously.
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  Speaker 2: And then, I don't know, I just got to a
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  Speaker 2: certain point. I was like, I could be funny in
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  Speaker 2: some hoochie shorts. I could be funny with my titties out.
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  Speaker 3: I think I didn't get that as much because I
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  Speaker 3: was talking to another comedian, Shalewa Sharp, and she's like,
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  Speaker 3: if you're in a male-dominated business, where a lot of
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  Speaker 3: the men don't want to sleep with you. They just
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  Speaker 3: let you do your job. And so nobody was, depending
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  Speaker 3: on what room I was in. So I was like,
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  Speaker 3: when I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine that's the fact in every room.
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  Speaker 3: And that was, and believe me, and I'm always confused
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  Speaker 3: when I walk out in the world, single with these titties.
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  Speaker 3: And so it's like some rooms, I don't, nobody's saying
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  Speaker 3: nothing to me. I'm not having no issues. And then
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  Speaker 3: other rooms that I'm in, it's some people being like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, Hey, well, what's, what you doing? Like, I'm like, ah,
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  Speaker 3: So it was kind of, like, depending on what the
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  Speaker 3: environment was, was dependent on, like, how uncomfortable or comfortable
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  Speaker 3: I needed to be. But I was around stand-up two
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  Speaker 3: years before I started doing stand-up. And so, and a lot,
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  Speaker 3: and a comic Big Kenny brought me in was mentoring me.
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  Speaker 3: So that was the other thing where, like, I had
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  Speaker 3: an old head mentoring me. So it was like, oh, don't, don't,
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  Speaker 3: that's Big Kenny's girl. Leave her alone. As in, like,
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  Speaker 3: that's his niece. Like, that's his niece. Leave her alone.
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  Speaker 3: Don't mess with her. So there's a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have to deal with, I think, because it
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  Speaker 3: was like, I'm one of the old head's nieces. So
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  Speaker 3: you're not going to say nothing because I could be like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: such and such did. He's like, man, now I got
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  Speaker 3: to get up. I think because I had like a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of covering on me when I first started,
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  Speaker 3: it's there was some stuff that I just didn't that
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  Speaker 3: I was blessed to not have to deal with. But
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  Speaker 3: when it came to like, I never had any guy
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  Speaker 3: saying anything about me being like dressed up and being
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  Speaker 3: on stage. It was mostly other women that were saying something.
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  Speaker 3: But it was the ones in the pajama pants.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say, like, you know, we always ask, like,
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  Speaker 1: what's your relationship with scams?
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  Speaker 2: And, like, you've kind of already delved into, like, the
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  Speaker 2: beginning of your stand-up career of, like, people trying to
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  Speaker 2: convince you to conform or.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because it was also, like, it's like when
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  Speaker 3: you get certain places, like, when people don't know what
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  Speaker 3: to do with you. So it was always, like, it
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  Speaker 3: was a frumpy girl asking me while I was dressed up.
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  Speaker 3: And I think I had looked at the girl one day,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, the question isn't why I'm dressed up.
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  Speaker 3: It's why you're not. The question is why you're not.
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  Speaker 3: Whose clothes are we wearing right now? Right. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: my boyfriend. Girl, you don't need to look like he's
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  Speaker 3: about to go to bed. There are people paid for
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  Speaker 3: this show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You're giving a show. So act like you're doing, you're
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  Speaker 3: performing tonight. And so that was, so once I got,
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  Speaker 3: I hit someone with that question, it was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't have to deal with this anymore. Because it
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, this is the answer that this is
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  Speaker 3: the question she's going to give us. Well, why are you? Well,
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  Speaker 3: why are you not?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It's like this is obviously projection. But I will say
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  Speaker 2: I have seen the scam of us like getting less
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  Speaker 2: and less and less from our performers and live shows.
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  Speaker 2: People wonder why we're so obsessed, or at least I'll
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  Speaker 2: speak for myself, why I love Beyonce so much is
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  Speaker 2: that even if I don't like all the songs, she
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  Speaker 2: comes out and she's going to.
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  Speaker 1: Sell it to you. She's going to dance. She's going
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  Speaker 1: to sweat. She's going to sing.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to work. My three notes had them running
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  Speaker 2: on the treadmill singing. That's performing. And now, I was
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  Speaker 2: seeing clips on TikTok of a Daniel Caesar concert where
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  Speaker 2: he came out in bath slippers and was laying on
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  Speaker 2: the ground letting the audience sing the song. And I said,
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  Speaker 2: People are paying upwards of like $ 200, $ 300, depending on
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  Speaker 2: where you're sitting, maybe in the thousands of dollars, to
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  Speaker 2: watch you lay on the floor and have them sing
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  Speaker 2: your songs.
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  Speaker 3: Work ethic. I mean, listen, people got really mad at
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  Speaker 3: Kim Kardashian when she said, get off your ass and work.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to work anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody wants to work anymore. And as someone who never
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  Speaker 3: wanted to work. I get it. As someone who knew
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  Speaker 3: that I was going to have to work my whole life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because I remember, because the thing is, I grew up
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  Speaker 3: in Atlanta, so I remember seeing black trophy wives. People
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  Speaker 3: don't talk about it. That's a different level.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Real Housewives of Atlanta made all of the franchises.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And it used to be Trophy Wives on it.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: They used to be. And now New Jersey is the
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  Speaker 3: only one with married women on it. But you're from
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  Speaker 3: the South, too. So it's just like you're from Texas.
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  Speaker 3: I'm from Georgia. We are seeing generational Black wealth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, of course.
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  Speaker 3: And I have seen the generational Black wealth. Now, the
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  Speaker 3: thing is, she still can't talk. Black trophy wives can't talk.
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  Speaker 3: White trophy wives can't talk. That's the main thing. They
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  Speaker 3: can't talk. And so when you learn as a young
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  Speaker 3: girl that to be this trophy wife, you're not going
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  Speaker 3: to be able to speak. I'm like, oh, I'm out.
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  Speaker 3: I can't shut up. I cannot shut up. I know
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  Speaker 3: that about me as a wee girl. I remember watching
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  Speaker 3: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous and this girl's like
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  Speaker 3: not talking and they're showing the house. And I was
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  Speaker 3: just like, men don't show a house. Women show a house.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was like, oh, she's the fourth wife.
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  Speaker 3: She just got here. She didn't know what her anything is.
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  Speaker 1: And so I think that's where the spoons are.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on and our wallpaper came from France like she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't know she just learned where the bathrooms were so
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  Speaker 3: like I just was and there's just so much working
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  Speaker 3: out you have to do oh so much working out
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  Speaker 3: and it's like I enjoy you know I get my
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  Speaker 3: step I'm getting my step you know going back to
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  Speaker 3: getting my steps in whatever because I'm recurring my surgery
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  Speaker 3: but I'm just like there's, that's a full time.
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  Speaker 1: In this industry, when I see like a real fine person, woman.
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  Speaker 2: Or, you know, woman or male, like sometimes I'll be
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  Speaker 2: looking at them like, damn, you are so fine.
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  Speaker 1: I wish that, and it's not that I don't have.
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  Speaker 2: The confidence to like, maybe like, you know, flirt with
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  Speaker 2: you or something, but it's just that I'm like, I
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  Speaker 2: feel like we would have to be fine together.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to get abs.
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  Speaker 3: I can tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to jog with you.
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  Speaker 2: I've never wanted to jog with anybody in my life,
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  Speaker 2: not friends, not in-laws, dates.
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  Speaker 3: And I heard run clubs, they be fucking. That's where
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  Speaker 3: they be having the sex. But you are kidnappable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. So, like, because you are kidnap size, right,
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  Speaker 3: it makes sense for you to not run. Because you're
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  Speaker 3: kidnapped size. And the thing is, if you get kidnapped
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  Speaker 3: outside of Atlanta or Texas, right, you got to get
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  Speaker 3: kidnapped in the South for it to hit the news.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: There's a black woman missing. They're not going to tell
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  Speaker 3: you that out there in Los Angeles. If a black
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  Speaker 3: woman goes missing in Birmingham, whose niece is this?
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  Speaker 1: Whose daughter is this?
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  Speaker 2: That one girl messed it up for all of us.
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  Speaker 2: They finally looked for us and then she destroyed everything.
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  Speaker 2: I have a whole joke about that. And you know what?
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  Speaker 2: We were on our side and then we weren't.
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  Speaker 3: And just like, let's move forward. So like, for instance,
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  Speaker 3: it's like if I'm ever murdered, I have to get
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  Speaker 3: murdered in the South because I have to go. You think?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's pretty national now. You could get murdered anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: You could get murdered anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, I feel like it would get on
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  Speaker 1: the news anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think so. You hope. No, I
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  Speaker 3: think so.
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  Speaker 2: I think you could like be in a clear water
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  Speaker 2: boat accident and we would hear about it all over.
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  Speaker 3: Now, a boating accident, definitely getting out there because they're
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  Speaker 3: going to go, why is her black ass on a boat? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's true. And the thing is, as a Georgia, Florida Negro,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a fuzzy navel. And so I love a boat.
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  Speaker 3: One of my goals in life is to own a boat. Now,
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  Speaker 3: are they the most cost effective?
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  Speaker 2: No. No.
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  Speaker 3: But if I have a boat, they're not worrying about
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  Speaker 3: the cost of the boat. And that's the blessing, right?
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  Speaker 3: And so I'm very aquatic. I'm very buoyant. The sea
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  Speaker 3: will never take me. Land will probably take me out.
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  Speaker 3: But I love the idea of like, oh, she fell
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  Speaker 3: off her boat. She fell off her family's boat. And
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  Speaker 3: the problem is I can't drown. Remember as a kid,
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  Speaker 3: you would swim on the bottom of a pool?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Never been able to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I just float back up to the top. I'm the opposite.
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  Speaker 1: I'm super dense. The muscles just go boom, boom.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I had a friend who went to the Navy,
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  Speaker 3: and he was so skinny that he couldn't float on
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  Speaker 3: his back or on his face. And they call it
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  Speaker 3: a dead man float.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I am.
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  Speaker 3: He can't do it. He would sink straight to the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: He almost could not get through the Navy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because they're like, you got to be able to swim.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, hey.
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  Speaker 2: He kind of picked the wrong one. That's like when
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  Speaker 2: I tried to do ballet as a kid. I remember
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  Speaker 2: I was eight. My mom put me in ballet, I
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  Speaker 2: think a little younger. And I remember the mistress, at
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  Speaker 2: least that's what they called him at the time.
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  Speaker 3: Dance teacher?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy name.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: That's the ballet dance teacher. She's a mistress.
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  Speaker 3: It's none of my business.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I think that's why they can do
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  Speaker 2: all the mental torture to you because they got to
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  Speaker 2: fancy your name.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we just called ours Miss Such and Such.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I feel like if your dance teacher was like,
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  Speaker 2: you need to lose weight, you'd be like, you're doing
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  Speaker 2: too much, Miss Katie. But if the mistress is like,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, I need this for my career. But
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  Speaker 2: I asked her, I remember maybe like seven, eight, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, do I have a future in this? Because
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  Speaker 2: I hated it. And she was like, with that body type, no.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, thank you so much. And I
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  Speaker 2: packed my bag up. I never came back.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fair question. My college had, like, a very.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't Misty Copeland. I wasn't fighting through that.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: I had a rhythm. My college had a very strong
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  Speaker 3: dance program. I went to Brunel University in Gainesville, Georgia.
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  Speaker 3: I graduated from the women's college in 2005. And the
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  Speaker 3: dance majors, like the black dance majors, they would have
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  Speaker 3: white teachers. Like, when they were younger, not in college,
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  Speaker 3: but just because of the shapes of their— just because
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  Speaker 3: they had butts, a lot of them, they were just like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this body is not made for dance. And she's like,
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  Speaker 3: I dance better than everybody in here. And my mother's
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  Speaker 3: not taking me out of this class.
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  Speaker 1: Period.
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  Speaker 3: My mother pays full price. So how about I'm saying that?
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  Speaker 3: And one of the girls, but she said that was
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  Speaker 3: always a thing just because they had, now mind you,
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  Speaker 3: the girl was thin as a rail.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No titties, but she was just all, she had a
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  Speaker 3: little ass. But she was also still That big. And
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  Speaker 3: her dance teacher would always have something to say.
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  Speaker 1: But that was before booty became popular. That was before Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: With us, it was always popular.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I mean mainstream.
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  Speaker 3: This was their lives.
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  Speaker 2: I mean mainstream white lives. Because remember when they used
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  Speaker 2: to call, remember fat ass? They'd be like, oh, fat ass.
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  Speaker 2: That would be a mean thing.
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  Speaker 3: No, because I had a whole fat body. What I
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  Speaker 3: will say is that I don't understand why. That was
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  Speaker 3: such a quick answer. With the whole, like, I remember
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  Speaker 3: them talking about how big Jennifer Lopez's ass was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I used to think it was way bigger. And then
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  Speaker 3: I remember, and I was like, and then I was like,
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: I don't, well, who's ass we're talking about? Because also
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: I'm from the South. And so even our Latin women
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: here are built different than this. I could never see
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: the ass. I didn't know the ass was in the room.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: Because I remember Jay Leno specifically talking about how Jennifer
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: Lopez was like at the Grammys or something. And like
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: she got there in two limos, one for her and
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: one for her ass. And then I remember seeing her
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: on the red carpet and being like, where is this
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: ass they were talking about? Because I promise you, I
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: got a baby doll in here with more ass than
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: this lady. Like, I don't know. I just was always confused.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's a perspective thing.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: It's perspective. When you got a Taylor Swift booty, I'm
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: not saying anything about it. Swifties, don't come after me, okay?
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: I know y'all worse than the CIA, but like, you know,
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: in comparison, one would look much larger.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: I don't like the fact that you have to worry
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: about a conglomerate of people on the Internet who are
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: fans of a link. Oh, I don't really worry about that.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: But it's always like, oh, you don't want the Swifties. Like,
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: I just, I think it's. I still say what I say.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: But here's my thing, because I remember like when I
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: was in high school, like when NSYNC and Backstreet Boys
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: were a big thing. And I remember this girl in
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: my math class who just could not stop talking about anything.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: We needed an example in class. And I just looked
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: at her and I said, hey, do you know if
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: you die tomorrow, Justin Timberlake would not know or care.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: Because she kept interrupting my math class. And well, I
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: really need to turn to know what's the truth. And
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: so my teacher was like, don't say. And then she
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: called me to her desk and she said, that was
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: not right. She said, but thank you. But I did
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: not say thank you.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: You know she had a key at happy hour about
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: that one with other teachers.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Listen, I was 16 and pissed. I was trying to
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: learn this math. And because she was stressing it. Because
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: it was going to be this long story. She wouldn't
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: shut up. And I'm just like, Tabitha, girl, I'm trying
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: to learn this. No one knows algebra and we're really
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: not going to use it. So, like, can we stop
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: right now? And so the teacher was like, Dulce, you
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: shouldn't have said that. Thank you for saying that. We
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: did need to say it. Thank you so much for
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: saying it. And I was just like, ah.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: And then she got really upset. It's like, you made
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: her sad. I said, she's been interrupting her class for
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: the entire semester. And we've all feel this way.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: It was like, you know, PEMDAS, that remind me of bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Can I please learn this math? So I think the
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: scam has always been that we have been told great
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: things about whiteness. Oh, of course. And we have to remember,
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: and I saw this on the interwebs, and I think
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: it's something that we do not talk about enough, is
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: that when the English were colonizing- They were not sending
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: their best.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: And so, and then when people talk about legal immigration, there.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Was- They sent like a bunch of religious nut jobs
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: over here.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: And convicts.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Have you heard about the history of Australia? Of course.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Have you heard? But also, did you know that Georgia
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: was the same thing?
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: And this is plausible to me.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Georgia was one of- ATL has like the highest GDP
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: in scams in America, maybe the world.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We're achieving.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: And- Because so Georgia was one of the original 13
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: colonies and it was a penal colony in the same
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: way that Australia was a penal colony. So if you've
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: ever wondered why the whites in Georgia are also wild,
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: it's one because they're too close. It's like Atlanta whites
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: are like New Orleans whites. Like they're real close together.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: It's like they're real close to black people to the
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: point I keep seeing online like Atlanta white people going,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: I'm in a place with no black people and I
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: don't feel safe.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: And they're not wrong.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: They're not wrong. Because a lot of white people are like, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: There's no black people here? I'm going to head out.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I'm going to head out. Now, there's also the entire
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: state of Georgia. What I'm saying is that. Right. It's,
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: I did not know, because I keep hearing scamlanta. And
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: maybe it's because I aged out. Because I haven't lived
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: in Georgia for 10 years. I've lived in Atlanta for
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: 10 years. So I don't know. But also what people
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: don't realize is like, these aren't born and bred Atlantans
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: doing most of these scams. Most of these scams are
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: people come. They're moving in to the city and they
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: get there and they're like, I got to survive here.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: It's like, hey, if you couldn't make it in Arkansas,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: how do you think you was going to make it here?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: If you couldn't make it in Nigeria.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Listen, I think it got a little too crowded there.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: They were like, everybody's running the same scam. Listen, the
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Nigerians just on the Internet. I also I don't know
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: what the scam. What are the scams, though? Like, what
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: are they actually doing? Other than convincing us that chicken
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: and waffles is something that you should pay $ 30 for.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Listen, have you not had a lemon pepper tini?
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: I haven't been home in a while.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: That's what they're doing out there in your hometown now.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: With a chicken wing on the edge of the martini glass.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: That sounds wild, right? So when I went to Montreal
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: the first time, I was a new face in 2015.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: And that was the first time. And they call Bloody
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Marys in Canada Caesars. Okay. And I remember someone at
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: this mid-range restaurant, and someone ordered a Caesar, and they
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: brought it out, and there was a skewer in it,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: and it was ball of mozzarella, chicken wing, leaves of basil,
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: ball of mozzarella. So the first time I ever saw
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: that shenanigan was in Canada.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Wow. I didn't even know the Canadians got down like that.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: I did not know either. What I will say is
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I will fight anybody who drinks tomato juice on a plane. Yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: if it's a Clamato. It's disgusting. If it needs to
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: be mixed with the horseradish.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: It needs to be mixed.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: With the ground. There's no reason for me to be
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: smelling these things. I don't like.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: It is a little too fragrant for a plane with
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: recycled air.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It's too fragrant for a plane. And someone's like, technically,
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: it's a fruit juice. And it's like, I don't play
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: this game. I don't play this game. Listen, listen. Listen.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: And technically a ghost is a ghoul. What are we
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: talking about? This is true.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: This is true.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: But I don't know about the scams in my hometown.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the kids are up to. But
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: one of the biggest scams in Atlanta is Park Atlanta.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I will say that.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Park Atlanta?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: The club?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: No, Park Atlanta is, they have somehow, the city doesn't
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: run like parking and parking tickets.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm too ratchet because there is a club called
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Park Atlanta. Or no, it's in D.C.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: But I can't say one of my favorite clubs in
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Atlanta was called The Library. Because you could tell your
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: mom you were at the library. You were at the library.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, Park Atlanta, the city was no longer running
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: their own parking. And so it was a private company
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: that was coming and giving everybody tickets. Somebody started making
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: bumper stickers that said, everybody hates Park Atlanta. And so
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: they were booting everybody's cars. And so I think it
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: was last summer. And the girls have been gone for
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: a while, but they're back now, the boot girls.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Not the boot girls.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: And so what they do is they have keys to
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: all of them. And so you call them up and
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: you think you cash out them like 40 bucks and
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: they will come and take the boot off your car.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, city girls up.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Because here's the thing is if you take the boot,
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: you're technically stealing private property. But if you leave the boot,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: all you do is take a boot off your car,
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: which is not illegal apparently.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Okay. I remember once somehow I got a boot off
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: my car in L.A. This was when I first moved here.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: And I was racking up parking tickets because I lived
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: in a place where I found a place, had the
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: best credit, was such a dumbass, didn't realize that there
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: was only one parking garage spot.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: And I should have taken that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Over the largest bedroom, not realizing with the comedy and
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: the restaurant working and all of that, that moving my
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: car at 6 a.m. every single day was going to
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: become a challenge.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: At some point.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: A problem.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: And so it would be 6.01.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Like the parking, like the tow trucks would be waiting
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: at the door for your shit. And they would just
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: take my car. And so it racked up and it's
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: a huge way that people end up in debt. That's
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: really crippling. It's so, and the way that they target
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: lower income neighborhoods with those tickets and with those boots
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: and things. And I don't know, but somehow I got
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: the boot off my car once. And I remember I
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: just like threw it in the trash.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Because I know a guy who got in trouble because
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: he put the boot in his trunk. Allegedly. Allegedly. There
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: used to be a way you could put, like, a
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: screwdriver in him. Also, I saw a guy, he's like,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: he took the whole tire off the car. He said,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: you know what?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Fuck this tire. I'm going to Goodyear.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Period. So what happens is because, like, the way
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: that the boot works is because, like, that particular boot
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: is just a big, like, basically like a crab claw.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: And so it stops you from driving the car, but
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: it doesn't mobilize the car. So all you would have
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: to do the way that one was set off is
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: just take the car, take the tire off the car.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: And you could pry the boot off and then put
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: the tire back on. But that's why they started doing
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: the ones with the plates on them. So then you
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: can take off your lug nuts. I've never had my
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: car booted. But I have had to change a tire
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: in these nails. I didn't break one.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Listen, I was young and dumb.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you got a screwdriver and sometimes... Screwdriver to dream,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: you know? And sometimes that was... Allegedly. Allegedly. Because it's always... Allegedly. Allegedly.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: So what's your scam, baby girl?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Speaking of a legend, yes. We're going to get into
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: historic hoodwinks.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: This is where I will regale Dulce with a famous
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: con caper group of criminals. We'll see. We'll see if
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: we like them. Maybe we hate them. Today, we're talking
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: about the very highly anticipated episode. If you caught Tamron Hall,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I said I would be talking about this. We're talking
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: about fake San Francisco 49ers player Dejon Love. who scammed
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: 24 women out of more than $ 1. 3 million.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Listen, why are you looking at him like that?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: He clearly a San Francisco 49ers player. He got the headband.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: He's got the Under Armour.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: So this is my question because we never want to
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: blame the victim.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Ever.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: We never want to blame the victim.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Of course. Ever.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Because they are victims. Mm-hmm. Why would a professional football
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: player need money from you?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Now, I am going to say that there seems to
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: be a little bit of a cultural aspect to this. Oh, sustained.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it,
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: got it. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And I don't think anybody's going to touch publicly, but
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I can.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: And these are white girls. So these are white girls.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and whites and whites mostly, yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I can tell you this. Remember Girls Gone Wild? Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: And remember, people were complaining about how there were never
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: any black girls on Girls Gone Wild. So the white
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: dude who was the founder of it, they kept hitting
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: him like, why, why, why, why? And he just went
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: and said, he said, because black girls won't do it
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: for free.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: That makes sense.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: They won't do it for free. He said we can
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: go to any city, any college, white girls. He said
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: black girls will not do this for free.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Now, I will say culturally we might have shifted a
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: bit because, you know, they've been having some bike days
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: and things where I was seeing all types of shenanigans.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: No, that's the thing.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: It looks free. If it's a freak, Nick, biker weekend?
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Fine.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: But you not getting me on tape and selling millions
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: of them. I'll be loose on a Friday night. But
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: you're not selling tapes.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: But if you monetize.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: You're monetizing my titties? No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I'm on the box of a VHS.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh. Nah, yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Because the girl I went to college with, she wasn't
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: the one with her titties out, but she was sitting
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: in the Jeep next to the girl in Panama City.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: And she was still guilty by association. Now, this particular situation, again.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with showing a titty. It's just a memory.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with showing titties. But if somebody's paying
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: for them, then I want to cut.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: And that's the part. What's wrong is they weren't getting paid.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Pay us for our work. And so this particular situation,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I don't understand it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Well, there's some different elements to it. It's not everyone
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: just giving the money away.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: And also when I say cultural, I more so mean
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: to like think about like when younger, like.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: College athletes who are definitely going to go pro. Right.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: And think about who targets them. And who supports them
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: and uplifts them until they go pro and then they
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: get married.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Like that whole pipeline of how to catch a baller.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's only white women, but they have
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: definitely perfected it.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you have to come out the pockets with us.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: So maybe they were thinking they were supporting.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: So he was saying that he was in college. So
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: this wasn't a Google.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: No, so he said he was playing for the 49ers.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, so y'all didn't do one smooth Google.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to help you out here because people
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: did try. So Mr. Love.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: It's two classic scams combined. The fake sports pro and
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: a love scam.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: So, Dajon Love is 35. The FBI arrested him in
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: August in Boise, Idaho. He started meeting women to scam
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: on dating apps in 2022. He created fictitious personas on Bumble, Tinder,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Facebook Dating, and Hinge.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Facebook has dating? I didn't know they had that.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Gross.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like you should never do Facebook dating.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Listen, somebody was like, well, what does poking mean? I'm like, hey, stop.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: And someone's like, stop bringing up the ancient texts. Right. Okay.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: It was very innocent at the time. And now I
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: feel like it's on Facebook dating. They may be trying
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: to poke you.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So he used aliases.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Like John Love, Avril Lighto Love, and Jordan Love.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: So Love was where he was stuck at.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He loved money is what it's given.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Okay. So apparently he was going to lose his family name.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: One part of the name has to be true to
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: keep the live going. That's true.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Also, you got to be able to answer to something.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: If you change the whole name and somebody been calling
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: me like Crystal White, I'd be like, Oh, right.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Me, Crystal White.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: And that's why I've always, that's why they tell you
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: if you're running a con, a part of the name
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: has to be actually part of your name.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: So you can remember it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: So he pretended to be either a 49ers player or
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: a wealthy real estate investor.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: See, that seems like the easiest way to get, because
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: real estate, it's easy to get somebody to fake invest
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: in your fake real estate.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nebulous. And, you know, maybe we can't actually
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: see the house. Or maybe you can walk through the
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: property on an open house.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: The house is on Zillow.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: The house is on Zillow. The house is on Redfin.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: The house is on Google Maps. It doesn't.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: So he spent four years creating fake investments to defraud
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: women in California, Idaho, Washington, and Oregon. After gaining their trust,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: he would introduce them to his partner in crime. This
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: is 18-year-old named Taylor Jamie Chan.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Eighteen?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Who pretended to be Love's financial advisor.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: 18? Yeah. For four years? So he's been scamming with
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: this child since they were 14? Does he need to
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: be on another list? What was he doing with this boy?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: That's the first thing I thought about.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: If they were scamming for four years, here's a chance.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Listen, he just got these teeth. He just got that forehead.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: You understand?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: He's only short. He just got this tall.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Taylor's supposed to be in high school. He's not supposed
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: He was out here scamming with a grown man. I am.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: We need to ask. He might also be a victim. Ooh.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: If you're 30, if you're 31 years old, why are
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: you hanging out with a 14 year old Asian boy?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Where did you even find him?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Sounds like some Thailand shit to me.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: So here's what Dajon Love said that he looks like, right?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: And then we have a photo of what Dajon actually
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: looks like. So this is what he would put on
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: the apps. And then this is what put him on
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: the map.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Listen, I can say he's learned from Kim Kardashian. He
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: knows his angles.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: He knew that that forehead was powerful strong.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Whew.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Because it's giving fresh off the continent.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: That forehead, I don't know how he didn't predict he
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: was going to end up in jail. Because you should
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: know everything when your forehead that big.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: He's got a big ego.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: But he was smart. You're right with this. This is
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: a headband fish. This is a new one.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: It's a headband situation.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I've seen hat fishing, but headband fishing is new.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is when you meet a guy, you're just like, oh,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: you have locks, but your hairline starts at your ears.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying? Because them locks can pull
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: that hair to the back. So, like, I am intrigued by,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing. Anybody can sit in a Lamborghini.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: This is true.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: You can go to the dealership and most of the
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: time they will let you sit in it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Just let you sit in it. I promise you, 90%
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: of the people who walk into a Lamborghini dealership just
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: come to go, so you can just sit in these?
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Are you just sitting in the car?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can just sit in the car.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: They won't let you drive unless they do a check
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: on your finances, but they'll let you sit in it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I think so. I think they have to. Otherwise, it's discrimination.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: They'll let you sit in it. But it's like, didn't
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: that what happened with Eddie Griffin? He crashed a Lamborghini
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: or something?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but it sounds accurate to me.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: It was the 90s. He had the money.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Or was it Eddie Murphy?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't Eddie. I think it was Eddie Griffin.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Because he started, like, yeah, he got in trouble for that.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: But, yes, so he would have the Lamborghinis. And actually,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: we're going to learn that later on that he was
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: renting some of these. So he was taking photos in these,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: trying to really give off that persona that he was rich.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: On Instagram, Love had created a detailed profile pretending to
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: be a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers. He
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: posted photos and videos wearing 49ers gear, football training, and
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: posing next to fancy cars. He said he had a Lamborghini.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: He would bring this 49ers helmet with him everywhere.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're allowed to do that. I feel
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: like it's, like, equipment.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: It's equipment.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: And I know professional football players, like, pretty famous ones. And, like,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I never.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Saw their helmet.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I never saw their helmet.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Also, who wants to carry a helmet around?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: You can't put nothing in it. It's not like a purse.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: It ain't a handbag. You can't put a handle on
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: top of your helmet.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, but it does add a sort of legitimacy. Like,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: what if I told you I played for the San
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Francisco 49ers?
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Okay. What do you think now?
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Do you give me $ 3, 000?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I don't feel bad for any of these women.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Mine shrunk in the wash, but this
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: is definitely a standard issue.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I'm fully on board with that. I understand. Listen, and
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: if you turn it over, I'm sure it holds amazing dips.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: It's got holes in it.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I saw a little bit of this on the internet,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: and I just went, not interested. Like, whatever that not
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: interested feature, because everyone was so like, how did this happen?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, this is the easiest thing
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: to debunk. You can look at, you can ask anybody,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: here's the thing, if you know one person who plays
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: fantasy football, they're going to have the real rosters up.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: So if some man tells me, so it's like anybody
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: who plays fantasy, it's like, oh, he's on the roster.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, I'm going to look and see. Also,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: you don't see them, it's like, you have to be
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: very young to be conned by this. You have to be.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Because any woman my age is going to go, nigger.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: You know what? Let me call. And then I'm making
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: five phone calls like, I ain't on the football team. Like,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: you understand? Right. Like, this is something that's too easy
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: to fact check because you can pull up the roster
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: of any football team and literally list it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, he has some tricks that I'm going to
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: tell you that he had up his sleeve. Please tell
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: me the tricks.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: This is making me mad.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: So one woman who met him on Hinge said that
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: he only ever sent voice notes. And there were some
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: videos of him, like, pitching his new NFL lifestyle. When
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: he would speak to women on FaceTime, it was short.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: And his apartment was empty. If you look up the
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: 49ers roster from 2011 to 2012, Love wasn't on it.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: And he wasn't on the practice squads or the injured
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: reserved list. But it took a while for the authorities
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: to catch on because when investors entered Love's first and
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: last name into search engines, the AI overview results did
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: in fact sometimes depict Love as a player for the 49ers.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: We can thank AI. So he was entering it. into
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: AI enough that the AI... Like, it was teaching AI
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: that he was a player for the 49ers.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: And then he had all these pictures on his Instagram.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: And so what it did is it went looking for
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: what you asked it to look for.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Yes. And since people have so much brain rot now
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: and are farming out so much of their own thinking
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: and intelligence.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Instead of.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Going down two links to click on the actual 49ers
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: roster and check for his name, that AI overview also
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: compiled with the photos of him from his Instagram on
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Google was enough to convince some people that he was legitimate.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: If all I'm going off of is his Instagram, first,
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: we all know, what do you do first? Check the
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: tagged photos.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Well, of course.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: One of my friends had to teach me this. You
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: check the tagged photos. It lets me know that it's
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: like they have to be young because they don't have
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: enough women who are suspicious in their lives. Because if
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I can't have friends going like, girl, I'm at this
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: football player for what team? Oh, what team? When did
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: he play? When did he play? Is he currently playing?
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: What is it? And so it's just like, oh, because
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: once you hit a certain age, you're only so many
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: degrees of separation from somebody who played a professional sport.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: And so you just go, oh, have you heard of
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: this man? Because it's like if all of the information
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: that I'm getting is from Instagram, I'm like, I got
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: to find him. But you're also being caught up in
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: the fact, there's a professional football player that wants to
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: talk to me. But then my next question is, when
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: do I go to a game?
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, he must have been doing this during off-season.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: When am I going to a game? Okay, it has
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: to be during off-season. Because if it's me, I'm looking
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: for you. on the lineup. If you have to do
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: this after the Super, you have to do this from
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: the spring into the summer.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: But I will say, in the beginning, like, at least
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: with the football players that I used to hang with, like,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: when I was in college, like, me and my homegirls, like,
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: we weren't trying to go to a game. We would
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: go out, we'd be at the club, or we'd be
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: in Vegas, or we'd be in L.A., or whatever. And, like,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I loved it because of colorism. Like, nobody was ever
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: checking for me, so, like, while they were trying to
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: hit on my light-skinned friends, I would be downstairs at
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: the pool with the foul.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: In blue, like, yeah, uh-huh, more Don, more Dom, and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: to room 4, twist. Yes? Yes?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say whose names because you would know.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: But like, yeah, yeah, put it on them. And I
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: was just chilling. Nobody ever sex-pested me. I was just like, la, la, la.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: And as someone who stopped many of my friends from
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: becoming a Lifetime movie, I completely understand what you're talking about.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: They were safe.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: It was just like they was in their face trying
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: to spit game. And I'm like, whew, so glad nobody
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: is trying to spit game.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: No, I used to party at frat houses at Georgia Tech.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I used to party at frat houses at Georgia Tech
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: and was safe every day, every time. And someone at
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: school tried to report me. And it was like, oh,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: you took our freshmen? You took the freshman girls down
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: to the frat house at Georgia Tech? I said, they
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: were already going to go down there. And so what
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I did was I told them, hey, that frat will
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: assault you.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: That frat will drug you and then assault you. So
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: you just have to figure. So don't go in there.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I said these. And so because the thing is, once
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: you get on campus, the frat guys would tell you
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: who was doing what.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Once you hung out with them like two or three times,
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: especially these little white dudes that want to be like, oh, no,
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: we're safe. They would snitch on all of the other
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: frats and they'd be like, those are racist guys. Don't
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: hang out with them. That was the first frat to
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: have black dudes in it. You can hang out over there.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: You can hang out with us. Da da da da
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: da da. And so they will always tell you that
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: they're scamming this, they're scamming that. Right. So there's always
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: a scam. But it's like when I think I just
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: because I don't know if it's because I grew up
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: in Atlanta, but I was always around girls that needed
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: like we were suspicious. Like if you tell me you're
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: doing well, I'm like, oh, I want. OK, can we
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: go to a game or then we're going out or
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: what are we doing? But it's like if I can
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: only talk to you a few times on the phone
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: a little bit, that's going to make me think that
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: like one, you're not actually interested in me or two,
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: you're talking to me. a bunch of different other women,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: so you're not actually interested in me because you're not
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: making any effort.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I understand both sides because, yes, it's wonderful that you
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: were lucky enough. I was also lucky enough, too, that
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I peeped game in college and people told me what
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: was up, but everybody doesn't get that privilege. And some
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: people just take people's words at face value because that's
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: a social contract.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I say this all the time on the show.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: It's like if you were to walk up to me
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: and tell me that your name was still safe, I
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be like.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Show me your ID so I know it's real.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Like, you know what I mean?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: So it's like if someone were to tell me that
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: they're for the 49ers and even if I Google it
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: and AI immediately. Now, you know, AI is all these
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: girls are looking at. They're not reading past that. So
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: if you see the AI overview says they play for
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: the 49ers and it comes with pictures, I could see
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: somebody being like, that's enough information for me.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Because it's like you're not suspicious until you have to
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: be suspicious.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: So it's just like you don't ever think that someone
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: is inherently trying to hurt you. You don't think that
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: someone is trying to scam you, hurt you, lie to you,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: any of these things.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: That's a hard way to live life.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: It's a hard way to live life. And so you
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: do believe when you meet somebody, this person is trying
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: to be genuine. And then when you, as you get older,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: you learn the signs to see this person is not
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: being genuine.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: And so that's why that certain men only like to date.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: women that are a certain age when they are younger.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Because it's not that we get less attractive as we
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: get older. No, we just get on. And they age
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: like fine wine. It's like, no, we just get smarter.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: We peep game. And I peep game faster. And also
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: sometimes it's like, I don't want to do this with you.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: You can't trick me.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: You can't. And just like, okay, sir. Because like one
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: time it's just like, I remember my mom telling me
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: and my brother one day, if you're going to lie
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: to me, lie good. Please don't let me catch you.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Because she said one day, she's like, your sister takes
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: me forever to catch her. My brother's like, you? She said,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: I catch you immediately. If you're going to lie to me,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: lie good. Also, ain't no way you get no money
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: out of me and I ain't get no dick. That
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: sounds crazy. You're telling me that he wasn't dropping it
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: off and these girls was coming out the pocket?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, I would get you there.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: But I will say my mom always said, look, if
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: you make a poor choice, it better have been your idea.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: That was her thing. She was like, if you're making
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: a mistake, it better have been your idea. See, I
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: support that. Don't be following nobody. If you're doing a crime,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: you decide it. If you're jumping off a bridge, just
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: know you jumped off the bridge. You organized everybody to
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: the bridge. We're going to a bridge.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: And we're jumping. You said, we got the meetup. Y'all
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: click if y'all attending. To the bridge.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I can't with this.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: So he was also a.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Fake bank account pro. Love used apps like fake bank
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: account pro to create fake investment accounts and balances, which
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: he would show to victims to legitimize the scheme.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: One moment, please.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: You're telling me there's an app called fake bank account pro. Mm-hmm.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: For Android.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Look at the user rating.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: It's got... Three and a half stars ain't bad. Listen,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: that means a lot of people get away with their
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: fake bank accounts.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Who needs a screenshot? I remember during COVID and somebody
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: was being like, and somebody said, hey, here is a
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: picture of a positive COVID test if you don't want
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: to go to work today.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I know that's right.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Somebody was like, please screenshot, send this to your boss.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: You have COVID.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Send this to your boss. And somebody was like, bless you,
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: bless you, bless you. It's like, oh, I got my PTO, too. Like,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: we're outside.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: You just got to make sure you take a screenshot
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: of it so that they can't get the metadata on
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: when you screen, like, the original photo was downloaded.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you're good.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: You do the screenshot of the screenshot. Mm-hmm. Or you
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: email it to yourself.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Now, for fake bank account pro, I kind of, I'm
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: of two minds. okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bad
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: to create fake bank accounts.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: But also.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: But also, also, walk with me now. Walk with me now.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Who has, does anyone download this website? Walk with me now, okay? Now,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: this should make me more legitimate when I say this.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Fake bank accounts also might be necessary in applying for
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: a new place to rent, an apartment. You know, some
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: people want all these pay stubs or they want you
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: to be able to prove that you can pay the
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: rent with your bank account. You need to have at
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: least like six months rent in your bank account. Like
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: there's aggressive things that people require now for housing.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: So you might.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Need to use fake bank account pro because you can,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: maybe you already have the money, you have the rent,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: you have the job, but your bank account ain't given,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: it's given paycheck to paycheck.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: You still need somewhere to live.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Scams.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Cards.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I can tell you, when I went to get my
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: apartment in New York, in New York, you had to
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: make 80 times the rent to get an apartment by yourself.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: And so when I was crazy. And so when I
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: worked in that car lot, we would have people that
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: would come. This was my first job out of college.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: We had people that would come in. And so if
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: you worked for like a barbershop or someplace like that.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: It's cash. There's no pay stubs.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: And so people are trying to get car loans for
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: a car that costs like $ 3, 000 or $ 5, 000. And so
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: we had a guy we would call who would bring us.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: So he was like, give me a business card from
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: the salon that you work at and how much money
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: you make every week. And he would create pay stubs.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: And so it was like, and you were paying into
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: whatever the SSI and all that other stuff. And so
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: he was good at scamming. Yeah, seems good for good.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Scamming for good so then we can get these loan
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: companies so people could get a car. So, yeah, I've
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: been a part of little scams, not huge scams. So small.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Baby scams. Just scum. Just helping the community.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: And trying to get money out of Randstad. But so, like, yeah,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: so with the check stub thing, I see what you're
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: saying because it's like fake bank accounts. It's like, okay.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: It could be used for good or for evil.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: But wouldn't fake bank accounts also have to match the
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: format of the bank? Or you can be just with
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: any bank? I'm thinking about this too deep.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I think you are. Because also, typically the people who
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: are looking to look at a bank account, they don't
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: really know what bank account.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Stuff looks like. It's just a sheet.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a sheet. It's just a sheet. And
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: they're pretty simple, too.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: So he was creating fake investment accounts and balances, which
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: he would show to victims to legitimize the scheme. Some
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: of the women also loaned him large amounts of money.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: If they didn't have money to give him, he'd ask
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: them to take out personal loans. When they ran out
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: of money or started to ask too many questions, he
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: blocked them.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Love and, as you, his boy companion. His childhood.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: His child, his Robin to his Batman. Yes, Chan.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Got about 1.3 million from 26 women, though the FBI
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: believes there are more victims.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Hold. Hold on. Hold on.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: You're telling me you did 1.3 million?
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: One American?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: USD.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: USD.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: From how many women? 26.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. That's $ 50, 000 per woman on average.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think some people were more givers than others, hopefully.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: And you telling me he wasn't dropping that thing off
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: at nobody?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: We don't know if he dropped that thing off.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: He has to. There's no, you understand? There is no
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: way you get in the, I'm not even feeding niggas
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not fucking. I do not understand. Yeah. What?
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Why would you give a man you're not getting dick
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: from money? I don't understand.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I don't get it. Who are these women? Hey, you
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: are not a man, okay? This is something. Listen, you
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: can only treat men like this. You understand? If you're
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: stealing from men, terrible.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: That's okay.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: But, like, what I'm saying is, like, I don't. I know.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I know. I know.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Dick is free. You understand?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: And abundant.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: But I'm also someone that has contemplated buying sperm. What
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I will say, you know, I just want to have
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: a baby, look like a mother free forever.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: But that's different.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to be a parent.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Because I can go home and not pay attention and
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: come back pregnant.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: But I don't fit. I know.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: But how, how, how is a football player getting you
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: to take out a person like, what is, he can't
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: ask the NFL? He was talking a lot. He was
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: talking at people. He cast a really far net, too.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: He was sending a lot of these same videos to people, like,
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: you know, like kind of that grand rising type. You know,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking about you. I was thinking about
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: my life. You can't send a white woman grand rising
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: shit to you talking about biscuits.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Like, but he was sending these and like inundating people
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: with like information and stuff. And at the end of
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: the video, it'd be like, yeah, but you know. I'm
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: really trying to get this car deal through and it's
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: basically through. I just need like $ 3, 000 that I have,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: but like, I got to wait for the bank shutting
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: me down, but I got to get it right now
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: because if I don't, then they're going to close the
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: deal on the car and then I can't have the car.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Like he would just like talk in circles and then
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, $ 3, 000.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: And in the videos that I saw, he never actually
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: said anyone's name. So that's a video that you can
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: send to a lot of different people. It's like how
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: people send those, you know, good morning texts in the morning,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: but it's like a long list of people that they
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: got to hit with the mornings.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I've only looked at a fan's phone one time. I
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: was in my 20s, so it doesn't count. And I
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: will say that I saw his phone. And this was
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: before I was on a codes and phones because I'm
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: an old woman. And I remember looking at his phone
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: and seeing that he sent a good morning text to me.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: And then he said good morning to me. And then
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: he said good morning, have a blessed day to someone else.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: And I was like.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you get the blessed day?
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: That's my fucking point. That's some bullshit.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Why you not blessing my day?
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Nigga. I like blessings. I am blessed and highly favored.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: And that happened to me, I promise you, 20 years ago.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: And I just thought of it. I'm just like, and
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: a plague on both of his houses.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: And, you know, maybe he was on the outs with
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: this person, so he tried to give them more saison.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Because clearly y'all were still interacting.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I can say that I was around longer than she was. Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: But if my day had been, but if I paid
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: attention to my blessings, then I would have never gone
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: back to his home.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: But, you know, hey. The blessing was she got away
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: from him. The blessing was for her, she got away
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: from him. The blessing for me was I kept buying
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: used cars. You know what?
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: And that's fine.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: And that's on what? Auto repair.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: And so speaking of what people were on, the sports
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: world had responses to all of this, right? So the
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: 49ers wide receiver coach Leonard Hankerson posted an Instagram image
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: of showing him coaching Love during a practice in full
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: team gear.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Which one is Love? Because this looks like two.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Different other Negroes. Yeah, these are handsome people.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: This ain't either one of them.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: He's dark-skinned, and he's got a shorter forehead.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Who is this supposed to be?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: So 49 receivers coach Leonard Hankerson posted an Instagram image
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: showing him coaching Love during practice in full team gear.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: So we see right here, Hank Time says AI content.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: This is why AI content sucks. You would have been
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: fucking better off, Hank Time. I'm sorry, you in it
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: too now, bitch. You would have been better off putting
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: some cheap-ass Photoshop on this man's head because this does
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: not look like that man.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: This don't look like Dejan Love.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: What is that? And I can tell you that, like,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: when we put up flyers for my show, it always
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: says AI content. And we don't use AI content when
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: we post flyers.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: They're just assuming now that everybody's doing it with flyers.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: So it's just like she, like, Camille, she, thanks God,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: she knows how to do it because I would just
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: handwrite something.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: I feel like they're also doing that to real stuff
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: because they're trying to legitimize AI more. Because if they
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: call your stuff AI content and people believe it, then
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: they're thinking that AI is getting better.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Holler at the kid. Meet
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: me outside. I'll fight you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Right, literally.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Or I love you.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: But this is so shitty. Like, this doesn't even look
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: like Dajon.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: It doesn't even look like... See, you know what? If
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: it's HankTime85, if he was born in... Unless that's his number,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: he's too young to be dealing with this shenanigan.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Truly.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Truly.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: And so other football players are in the comments, like
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: former San Francisco receiver Kendrick Bourne, excuse me. He replied
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: and said, man, I knew you was coaching him, prompting
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Hankerson to reply, man, I hate we lost him.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: He was balling.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: So, you know, this is black people being very unserious.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't really work for me because that doesn't
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: look like Dajon.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: No, not at all. I didn't know I was supposed
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: to be looking at. And I'm just like, oh, the
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: hat and the outfit. Right. Girl, this is also, why
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: did he cut off these pants? I'm done.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: This AI is terrible.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, we're... This is the AI man. I can
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: tell you the veins in the legs. Accurate. Them knees.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Look at them knees. Okay, yeah. Them knees is right now.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: So this must be the AI man.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Listen, no, no, no.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: He got two different ankles.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: No, he did this himself. I'm talking about the AI man.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: The shadows are falling right.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: But he got to be the AI man because he's
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: wearing the San Francisco stuff.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I think they're both AI. I think they took a
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: picture of him.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: The real guy.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: And then they just made a thing.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord. See, I hate that we even have to.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I couldn't even get to the joke. Why do we
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: have to do this?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: The joke ain't even funny because I had to do
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: all that. Listen, I saw Panda doing way too much.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, this panda ain't this clever.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: This is, yeah. Right.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Even the Cleveland Guardians posted an edited lineup graphic featuring
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Love in a Guardians uniform before later replying, Dajon is
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: locked in.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: And that's not even football. That's baseball. So people are just,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, he worked for.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Us, too. Cleveland's baseball team is called the Guardians?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: So they used to be the Indians, which was obviously very,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: very problematic. Yes.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: And now they are the Guardians. Sure.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Listen, we still don't know what to do without the Braves, so.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. But if you think of it like
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: one of those like women's basketball teams, then the women's
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: basketball team is just as concepts. Like, spirit.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Liberty.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Spark. Right.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fire.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Like, it's just, it's Phoenix. Like, it's just Aces. Sky. Right. So, yeah,
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: if you think of it like that.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Because women are just better at this stuff. They weren't like,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: let's name it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Well, because football got all the answers.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: The Orlando niggas.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Like, you could have just did what the women did.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Do you know that the Negro League baseball team for Georgia,
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: what it was called?
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: No.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: The Georgia Black Crackers. I'm dead serious. Look it up. Okay.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Look it up.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: So also, we didn't come up with that term. White
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: people did. It's a way to talk about poor white people.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: But I was like, but it was on jerseys? Is
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: a black cracker a cookie? I don't know. Maybe one
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: of those Mary crackers? Maybe it's like one of those
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: black sesame seed... Crackers. One of those specialty kind of crackers. Yeah,
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: but that was the name of Georgia's Negro Football League.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, Negro League Baseball team.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: And they were, hey, listen, it's either this or share
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: a cropping. I'm putting on the outfit. Yeah, I'm... Putting
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: on this outfit, sure. If those are the options, then yes.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: I will be a black cracker. I'll be a yellow honky.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Whatever I have to do to get off this farm. Amen.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: And as a descendant of sharecroppers and slaves, I completely understand.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Sustained.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Yes. I mean, that's why I got into football.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Because it's a field.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And we should talk investments after the show. You
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like this giggle gloss.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes. I could really IPO that. We
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: could really take that somewhere.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: No, come back. Good evening, sharks.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Good evening, individual sharks. Impress me.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Good evening, jellyfish. I have a proposition for you. It is. Girl,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I don't have no proposition. I don't have time. I
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: don't have time. I know we got 57 minutes. If
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: we had more time, I would have given you a
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: full dissertation. But I know I was going to it
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: was going to be great. But we're going to run over.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: And I don't want to do that to your podcast.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Listen, we're good.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: They love they love any time that we're here. But
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I want to get your final thoughts before we move
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: on to Scammer of the Week. Just your final thoughts
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: on Dajon Love and his scams here.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: What did you think? Because, OK, now that you know,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: like there was some A.I.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Imagery of him being a football player and he was
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: using fake, you know, investment profiles and he added some legitimacy.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: And Chan, the child, was also working on the he
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: would pose as a financial advisor for Dajon. And so
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: sometimes they would be on three way calls with these
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: people talking about profit margins and things like that.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: So he added some props. He had costumes. He had,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: you know, fake documents.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: AI-driven Google searches, loving long videos, headband fishing.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: No, you seem unmoved.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I just... Where's the dick?
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like if there was dick, no one would
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: tell us. Because I feel like there's so much shame
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: around scams. I feel like the last thing I'd do
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: would be like, yeah, he gave me dick and I
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: gave him $ 3, 000.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: That makes more sense than him not giving you dick.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: You know how many... You know how.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: You could just be philanthropic if you weren't, you know,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: getting the.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not helping you if I'm not getting no dick.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: How does that even make sense? How do I even
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: understand this concept? We met on a dating app. We
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: met on a dating app. So the whole point of
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: this is me to catch a dick. You understand? And you,
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I'm out here, I'm on the hinge, I'm on the
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Facebook dating.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Facebook dating. Facebook dating.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: I'm on a dating app. The whole point of this
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: is for us to have Sexy time. There is no
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: way you're going to get a red scent out of
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: me if I ain't even seen it. I want to
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: see the dick pics. You're telling me he did not
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: scent and you can tell by his forehead he's uncircumcised.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: There's no way. I don't understand at all. I can't
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: get it. I can't get it. And also it's just
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: like you had to get a... And also... There's a
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: specific way that a 16, 15, 18-year-old boy is going
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: to sound. You're telling me that your investment advisor can't vote?
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, but you have to remember people stereotype Asian men
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: as being very good at math.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. But he's going to have the
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: voice of a child. That's what I'm saying.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: What I'm saying is that is a 15-year-old, he better
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: have the deepest voice you ever heard. He might be
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: a barrier. He could be, but we ain't even making
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: them men like that no more because the microplastics is
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: messing up their testosterone.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't heard a deep voice in a long time.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: And that's what they've been saying, that it's a problem.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: What happened to them? Damn.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: We started being their friends. And so what I'm trying
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: to figure out is that how do you, you can't
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: get a dime out of me without dropping off dick.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Do you not, like, that's why you can forgive certain stuff.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: You can go, he just needed help. He just needed
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: help because we've all been in this because it's like
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: it's that's why we like what sometimes it's like you
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: feel bad helping a man.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: With bad dick.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Because what's he here for?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: If we're on a dating app, that was the thing.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: If he can build a house.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: If you're not on now, if I had met you
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: in some type of investment situation and you scammed me.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Which could be the case for some of these people.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Which could be the case for some of these girls.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: But it seems like love fraud was always the entry point.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: And so this is a, and also it doesn't seem
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: like it's love bombing because you're giving people too much information.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But he was also giving, like, he would send very,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: very long videos where he's just talking to camera. And
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: I think if you're lonely, like, that might have done
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: something for you.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I would have been annoyed as hell. Because if I'm
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: lonely and you're sending me some long video about investments,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I'm going to block you. Because you should be, if
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I'm lonely and we're supposed to be on this thing,
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: and apparently he was probably dealing with women in places
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: that he doesn't live.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, of course.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: So that means.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Like Oregon, California, Washington.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: If we're in a long distance situation, your dick better
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: be on my phone. I do not understand this in
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: the slightest bit. I understand investment fraud. I understand a
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: phishing situation, a banking fraud. But if you.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Like the background of the dick pic is like the
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: financial investments.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: It's like his bank account. If the portfolio needs to
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: be wrapped around a penis, there's no reason. It should
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: have been printed on a condom. There is no way
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: you could have got me to do this.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: None.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Because it's planes fly daily. And if you are athlete...
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: I know you can afford to get on a plane
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: at least, or I can get flewed out. There's no
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: way you're getting any money. I do not understand how
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: all these, and then I think 1.3 million, I think
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: they're being nice. I don't think you got that much money.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Or maybe he did and these women are more ridiculous.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: That's what the FBI is projecting.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Listen, you're telling me that he got 1.3 million Americans.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Now, they suspect that it's more than 26 women. I've
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: seen some reports that more than 30 are also going
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: to come forward. And he didn't have sex with none
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: of them? Not a single one?
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: They're probably not going to tell us.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I have to tell you that. That's the only way
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: that justifies it. Because in my mind, they're idiots. You
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: don't want to victim blame, but if they got $ 50, 000
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: out of you and you didn't catch one orgasm, you're
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: an idiot.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Damn, I didn't say it, y'all, but there are points.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, ain't no way you supposed to be
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: giving money to no man who is not dropping no
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: dick off.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Because that is how broke men are successful. You understand?
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: That's true. We all know broke men know, and this
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: is why I have my ministry of No More Broke Dick.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Go to nomorebrokedick.com and I will show you all the
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: accoutrement from my ministry, right?
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: And we all know, and I've said this on the
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: internet many times, broke dick is amazing because it has
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: That man, excuse my French, has to fuck you to
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: sleep so he has a place to sleep. To sleep, right?
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: So broke men, no.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, you out?
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Shh.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Now he's on the Xbox. You see what I'm saying?
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: And now... Somebody.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Said that they had to kick a guy out because
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: they came over for a hookup and they noticed that
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: in their bag they had their PS5.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: And they're like, wait a minute.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Y'all can't trick me.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: And that's why I was saying you got to be
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: careful because when a man comes over to your house,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: you got to pay attention, right? Because you don't know
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: if you're dealing with a broke man sometimes until he
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: comes to your house with two backpacks. Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Because one backpack, he's just running around the city. Two backpacks,
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: he's sleeping around the city. And I promise you, there
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: is a PlayStation or an Xbox in that other bag.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Always be wary of a man who walks.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Also, it depends on what city you live in. If
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: you're in New York, one backpack is acceptable. If you're
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: in L.A., no backpack is acceptable. Put it in your car.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Put it in your vehicle.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Be wary of a man who walks in your house
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: and asks for the Wi-Fi password. Oh, no.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Because how long are you planning to stay?
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Also, how do you not have any service on your phone?
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get you some of that.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: You're telling me you need my Wi-Fi?
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Also, aren't we supposed to be talking and hanging out?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: How much about interacting on the interweb TV?
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Why you need my Wi-Fi? You supposed to be talking.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: To me. I'm supposed to have my titties in your face.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I'm the entertainment. That?
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: We supposed to be going all night long. Get off Instagram.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: You the ethernet cable.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Sir! Power up. What are we doing? You need a
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: honey pack? What's going on? There's no reason for this
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: to be going on. That's why I have my ministry.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: NoMoreBrokeDick.com because you saw me on New Year's Eve on CNN.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, we did. Exactly.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: It was my New Year's resolution. That was wild as hell.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: I can tell you I did not know I was
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: going to. Here's the main thing about that. It was
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: one in the morning in New Orleans.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I didn't think anyone else was watching. I thought we
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: were done. Girl, you know how time zones work? I
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: forgot about the other time zones. I forgot.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: We were very much awake.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Girl, I forgot it was only 11 o'clock in LA.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying? So when he asked me,
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't do New Year's resolutions, right?
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: And so he would volley and I didn't volley. So
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: I had to do my job. Right.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: So I said originally, I don't do New Year's resolutions.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: And Don Lemon said, when we come back from commercial,
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: you're going to have a New Year's resolution because I'm
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: because I wasn't doing my job. He volleyed and I
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: did not volley back. And that is my fault. I'm
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: literally on a New Year's Eve thing. I need to
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: have a New Year's Eve resolution.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: And so he asked me, what was it? And the
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: first thing I thought was no more broke dick. And
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: then he goes, huh? And he takes the monitor out
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: of his ear. And I said, no more broke dick.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: He said, what? Because he had a monitor in his
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: other ear. And I said, no more penis from a
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: man who has no money. And he was like, that
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: makes sense. Because Donovan's husband is doing very well. Right.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: And she was like, I've never even heard those words. Right.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Bro-dee? Bro-dee. Tastes weird.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Bro-dee.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: And I could not understand why men on the internet
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: use their friends' phones to be mad at me on
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Twitter because the next thing I said out of my
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: mouth was, but it's always good because it has to be.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: They have nothing else to offer you. These are proverbs. Listen.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Did not Cardi B, chapter 6, verse 2, tell us,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: broke boys don't deserve no pussy.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I know that's right.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying? That was the original scam.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Because the thing is, we worked so hard to be
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: able to afford it. They let us buy homes. They
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: let us get credit cards. Right.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Since the 70s. Not that long ago.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: 1974.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: My grandma was in.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Her 40s before she could get a credit card. You
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: see what I'm saying?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's not what any man says. Like, I want
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: a relationship like my grandparents. I'm like, your granny was trapped.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: I saw somebody go, you need to talk. Somebody was like,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: a girl was like, your grandma wasn't having the same
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: conversations that we were having when I was, me and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: grandma were having different conversations.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Because grandma was like, wait to get married, get a job,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: get a degree, all this other stuff. We were having
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: different conversations. Also, your grandma, well, my grandma, oh, my
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: grandma didn't drive. No, your grandma was not allowed to drive. Yeah.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Your grandma was trapped. Trapped. Your grandma could barely read.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Like, people don't know the full phrase. Like, you know
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: when you hear, like, barefoot and pregnant?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: It's have them barefoot in the winter and pregnant in
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: the summer.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: So they can't leave.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Yes. Now, speaking of leaving, let's get to Scammer of
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: the Week.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: So this is where we have a brief little blurb
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: about a scammer that maybe we love, maybe we hate,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: but we want to honor them. And Scammer of the Week,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: we're just going to call this Cruisin' for a Bruisin'. Oh, sustained.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Which is one of my favorite white people phrases.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I want white people to bring their phrases back.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: I need to bring their phrases back. They're paying too
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: much attention to us. I need to bring their phrases back.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: I keep seeing black people online going like, hey, what
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: happened to these garage bands?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Those need to come back. I want head banging. Somebody
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: said the HOA happened to them. And I was like,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: And that's what I was going to say, that the
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: HOA took the garage band out.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: I want them to be like, take a long walk
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: off a short cliff, buddy. Like, you know? Like, bring
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: it back. Those need to slap.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. Just a man coming up to you. Hey, tiger.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: What's up, bud? Hey, bro. You're like, hey, man.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Love it.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: So for Scammer of the Week, we have another man
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: using a woman for her money.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: But this time it's at sea.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Influencer Vanessa Phillips says she met this man on a
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: cruise last year. She describes him as an associate and
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: says that they stayed in contact after returning home. I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: guarantee you know what this is. In August, he had
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: asked her to send him money for them to go
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: on a seven-day Caribbean cruise together. He sent her what
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: appeared to be a legitimate invoice, booking information, and an itinerary.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: To her, the paperwork was convincing, and she sent him $ 1, 000.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: According to Vanessa, he then ghosted her, blocked her number,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: and left without a reservation. So she was already on
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: her way to the port of Galveston, so she contacted
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: the cruise line directly. And a representative told her that
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: the reservation had only cost $ 524, not $ 1, 000. But the
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: guy was booked on the ship, and she was not.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: So Vanessa wasn't going to get scammed.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think she was supposed to be given this
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: much information either.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, so she bought another reservation on the same ship.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: And she got on board to track him down.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: So she got help from another passenger she called Rainbow Agent,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: who located the guy through an undisclosed hookup app and
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: arranged a meeting in a hot tub without telling him
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Vanessa would be there.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: So she just set him up.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: Rainbow Agent?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: That's what she called him. So he got on the apps,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: on the Republican convention apps.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, so he is, okay, so he is what an
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: auntie likes to call an alphabet.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a le bit de quoi.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm, a le bit de quoi.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: A le bit de quoi is one I love that one.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: For your pride. Ah, real month of June, okay.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Man of a certain handshake. Yes.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: So the footage went viral and people quickly pegged him
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: as Armante Wilson, a pastor in D.C.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: No!
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Yes! God bless. Yes.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Listen, I love a Le Bic de Croix pastor. We
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: need to bring everybody back into the church. However, a
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: scamming pastor, now that's where I have to hop off
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: the boat.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: We need to listen. Le Bic de Croix pastors, God
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: loves everybody. But Jesus was flipping tables, you understand, for
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: the money changers, right?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: You can't be in here scamming the congregation.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: Be gay as hell, but don't be scamming nobody.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a different thing.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: And so a Washington nonprofit focused on youth development had
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: a staff biography now removed for Armante Wilson, describing him
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: as a community leader, educator, and ministry leader.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: And someone who loves a cruise.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Have you been on a cruise before? Oh, my parents
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: were cruise people. I've been on a lot of cruises.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: I've never been on a cruise before. To the point
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: where I was like, this has to stop.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: I've been on a cruise ship, but it didn't go anywhere.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: No, I've been trapped on boats with Trump supporters, like
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: eating Guy Fieri burgers until my ankles swell.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Like, I just can't do it. I know it's going
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: to make me sound like a snob, but no more.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: No, that doesn't... No more.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: First of all, Guy Fieri didn't do anything wrong. He's
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: a Trump supporter.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: Hey!
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Is he? Yeah.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Which makes sense when you look at him,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: but I just for some reason thought with the donkey
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: sauce and how folksy he was that he.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Was for the folk. But also he, like, helps small businesses.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: He helps people who have felonies get jobs.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Well, he was helping Trump. He got felonies. He got
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: a job.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. See?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: You used to be able to trust a man.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: You used to be able to trust a man with
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: a frosted tip.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: You did.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: You did.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: It's a real dedication. Like, I'm sure his hair and
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: makeup Right.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Just to be looking ridiculous all the time. And we
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: love you anyway. And you look ridiculous every day.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: My favorite thing I heard was Nicole Byers said on
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: her podcast that she wanted to eat at his restaurant
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: that's inside the Burbank airport. But it's inside. But it's
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: past TSA. And so she got a ticket to the
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: cheapest ticket she could get.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: Just to eat at the restaurant. She loves changed restaurants.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: She also has given me a gym where she said
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: that she'd get the cheapest ticket to get a Delta
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: One flight, her and a friend, and then they'll just
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: go to the lounge and, like, have free food and
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: drinks and massages all day.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: That's still a $ 1, 000 ticket.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, the cheapest Delta One might be a look.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: The cheapest Delta One. Girl, the cheapest Delta One? When
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: was your flight? Next year? That's what I'm saying.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe they booked it because she was like, no, we
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: cancel it.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, you can cancel it and then it's just credit stick. Oh,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: you know what?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Bleep some of this.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Because we need this. She didn't say nothing. No, but
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: I think the Guy Fieri thing we can keep.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Guy Fieri, yeah, we can keep that.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Because she can say that on her own podcast. We
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: ain't keeping that. I'm not one of them TikTok girlies.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Y'all can't have everything.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: I can tell you.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Let's just bleep it, but then leave everything in.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: That's very dumb.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: She's an asshole about it.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: I also asked her to go to get pho one
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: day and she said she doesn't eat soup. Because it's,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: and I quote, water with food in it.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's real.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: I don't, I didn't, I didn't.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: I don't enjoy baths. I feel like that's me soup. Like,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: why do I want to just stew? I shower first.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: I know how you take a bath properly, but I
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: still hate it. I'm just sitting in there boiling.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I've heard this.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: I understand.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I tried once. I lit a lot of candles around
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: it because it looked good on TV.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: I was just hot. I was just hot. I love
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: a Korean sauna, but sometimes the water is too hot.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I was doing the MGM Grand because I was doing
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: shows with, I was doing a club. What was it?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Brad Garrett's Comedy Club. It was this giant world, but
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: they're like, you got to try the tub. You got
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: to try the tub. And I was just sweating. Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: And it's like, I couldn't get the water cold enough.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: And then if it's too cold, then you're just in
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: jets of cold water. Like this is.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: And you're in a bath and then your neck getting hot.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: And your forehead start getting dewy. It's just a lot.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: But it's a lot happening.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: But if y'all love baths out there, y'all put your
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: bombs in there.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: That's why I leave it up to the gym. I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: go to the gym. I step in the water. I
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: do the thing. I get out. You can do a
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: plunge pool. You get out. You get the things together.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: A quick dip.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: That's good. But yes.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: I am proud of the woman who rolled up on him.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I am too.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Now, Amante says he didn't take Vanessa's money and that
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: her story is leaving out details.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: And at this point, no charges have been filed. But
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: if you care to read this, don't say it.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I'm aware of the posts and discussions surrounding the trip.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: And I understand why people have questions. There's a lot
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: being said right now, but not everything being shared is
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: accurate or complete. I don't want to add to the
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: speculation or respond emotionally. I'm taking the time to make
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: sure the facts are clear before saying more. I'll address
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: the situation directly with the relevant facts and correct any
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: misinformation that needs to be corrected. In the meantime, I'd
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: ask people not to spread claims or private information that
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: they haven't verified. Thank you to everyone who has given
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: me the chance. To address this responsibly, this says absolutely nothing.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Armante.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: This says nothing, and you definitely stole that girl's money. Armante,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: give her her money back. His mother is upset. Do
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: you understand that he has embarrassed her on Facebook? That
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: was a Facebook post. Yeah, that means all his aunties. Everybody.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: He has his mama looking crazy right now. And now, Armante,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: this also makes me question your pastoral skills.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Because if this is all you could come up with,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: what are you telling the youth?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: You know, sometimes days are hard and God is around.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Because when you lay down and you get up, you
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: are a version of him living inside of you.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: It may be Tuesday, but God says there will.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Be Sunday again in his name collection plate. Right.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: This is like that lady who said, you don't love
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: your work. You work your love.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: You got a job. You don't love your job.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: You job your love. And she's been getting worn out.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: And it's like the sentiment. At the moment, was very, mm, mm, mm.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: And she said it real, you know.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: And she had on a hat.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Smart.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: And she's very pretty. And her ring is huge. So, like,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: I hear you, ma'am. Your ring is massive.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And once you start giving me some hand movements.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: And just, like, a little cadence.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: And slow. You don't have to talk fast when you know.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: You don't love your job. You job your love. But
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: y'all don't hear me.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Y'all not ready for that conversation.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Because, see, you was out here working. But you weren't
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: working while you were out.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: And if you had been out working and focused on
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: being out, you would see how work. Anyway, I played
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: for the San Francisco 49ers. So.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Because here's the thing, because I was waiting for you
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: to stop because I was going to go, Lacey, they're
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: not ready for that word. And I don't, and what
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: I don't want you to do.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: What I don't want you to do is waste all
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: this knowledge on people whose hearts aren't ready for the message.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: Because what you're doing, because see what's happening right now
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: is that a lot of people don't want to hear.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: How do I?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: How do I put this? It's like there's a way
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: to like really... We're all given gifts, right?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: And you have these gifts.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: And not every day is Christmas.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Right? And not every... So we can't all be Easter
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: bunnies in our own time. And your presents may be
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: a present. Right.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: But also, when do you unwrap?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: Because here's the thing. There's so many ways to get
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: presents because Christmas is only one night. Exactly. But Hanukkah...
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: That's eight. It's eight days.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: That's eight?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: It's eight days. And those are ancient presents. If you
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: can't spin your dreidel, who will spin it for you?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: And did you make it out of clay? Or did
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: someone else make.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: It for you? And that's the problem with Timu.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: That's why I don't buy off Shein. That's why you
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: can't buy off of Shein. Because I promise you, those dreidels?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Polyester.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: And Shein is just short for she in trouble. Right.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: And that's why she buying them clothes.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Because when you have clothes that will melt but not burn,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: then now we're dealing in unnatural materials. And as black women.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, please preach.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: We can't continue to be in these unnatural fabrics. Because
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: we both have fibroids, right?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: We all have them. Yeah. And so we found out
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: that the world, not only just America, but the world
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: with their unnatural fabrics. are trying to come against us.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: So we have to start our own clothing company.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: And we started it. If you go to the next slide,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: we've got some scam goddess merch that you can get tomorrow.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: We've got tracksuits.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: We've got giggle gloss.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: We've got giggle gloss.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: We've got tracksuits.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: Yes. Because here's the thing. If you cannot improvise, then
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: how are you going to supervise your career? That is
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: the word, okay? Absolutely.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: We either have to improvise or be impoverished.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Right. Those are the choices. Right.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: And on that note, I love to ask people.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: They'll say, where would you like to be, Val?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: This is what happens when two theater kids.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, these are all of the colors. The names are
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: so funny. So the names are all based off of jokes.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: So I partnered with a white lady, Lace Larrabee. She's
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: on this website, but Lace built the whole website. So
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: that's me and Lace.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, come on, Lace.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: So we call it Giggle Gloss because we're two comedians
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: with the lip gloss brand. And so I have three colors.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Lace has three colors. So Lace's colors are Laffy and Majora. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to guess that you're no more broke dick.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: So me and you both wearing Lafayette Majora because it's
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: hard to find as a black woman. I'm a good
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: pink shade. So my colors are no more broke dick,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: my ministry, future wife, which is a good brown color,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: my manifestation, and Amos lady, which is a cat call
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: in Atlanta. Because if you've ever been out in Atlanta,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: the man would be like, hey, my lady, hey, my lady, hey,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: my lady.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Hey, your blue dress. Hey, your blue dress.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Hey, long hair. Hey, earrings. Hey, earrings.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: And so I used to hate Amos Lady growing up.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: And then I moved to New York and dudes was going, yo, ma!
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I miss Amos Lady so bad.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: And then Lacey's colors are Lafayette Majora because she's clever.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Purse Vodka because she loves to get drunk at baby showers.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: And gorgeous. And then I'll Show You Crazy because she's
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: a hot woman. Her words, not mine. And so... But
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: these are all based off of like our jokes or,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: you know, things that we want in our lives.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: And so the good part about this is like, so
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: all of like the makeup bags and stuff like that,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: my brother makes. And if you buy anything from us,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: my mom packs the orders.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: That is so sweet.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: So it's a whole family business at the house. And
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: then I sell it on the road. Okay.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: And we love to ask people on this show, like,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: where would you like to be found?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Social media? I know that you're live touring right now. Yes. Like,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: all those things.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: You can come see me at DulceSloan.com. I have my
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: tour dates. I'm working on a one-woman show right now
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: about getting my eggs frozen a couple years ago called
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Sunnyside Down. Oh, no. Yes, girl. Because it's just like
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: I got it done because, you know, Eva Longoria told
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: me to. I mean, that's a real conversation. That's a
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: real flex. It was my second pilot season in L.A.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: and I booked a pilot. And she was like, you know,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: she's like, how old are you? I said, I'm 33.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: She's like, you have to get your eggs frozen. That's
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: how I had my son. And so we're having this
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: nice conversation. And my friend was like, well, what did
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: you say to her afterwards? And I said, oh, nice
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: to meet you. Because it was the first conversation we
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: ever had. And so I was literally like in my
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: house giving myself all these shots being like, even longer
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: than you told me to. And so I've got shows
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: coming up in Vegas. I got a bunch of shows
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: on the road in November. And so, yeah, because my
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: brother puts all the labels. And all the lip glosses
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: made in America, we put the labels on everything at
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: the house.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Made in America. Yes.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: And so what I'll do is I.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Put first vodka. I feel like the QVC lady now.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: When she said that, yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: At the blowjob. I mean, the blowout.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Those are great for the blowout. After the blowout.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Didn't she get fired for saying that?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: They better not have fired her. She sold that wig
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: off the shelves. I think they fired her. Gay Halloween
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: went up. They better not have fired her. I will
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: check into that. They better not have fired my queen.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: I think they fired her. But, yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: So, I'm on the road.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Seattle in September. I'm doing
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: a flyover comedy festival in November back in St. Louis.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: And then I started a show that I would love
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: to have you on called Just Pull Up.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Because you remember Baron Bond's New Negro Show?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: So it's inspired by Baron's New Negro Show. Oh, good.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: So it's an all black lineup. And so I want
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: like comics that do like mainstream and urban rooms to
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: come together on the show. And then also because in
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: the vein of Baron Bond and Open Mic Eagle, there's
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: a there's a bit of whimsy.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. I love Open Mic Eagle.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: And so we have two segments on the show. So
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: we have like five comics. And then there's a segment
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: called A Moment That Doesn't Make Sense. And so for
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: the last show, we did a music recital with recorders. Wow,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: that would.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Take me back.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I can still play the Yamaha.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: I found, I found, so we saw them at a
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: toy store. And then because you know how people were
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: doing the Jet Queets, 21 with no kids. I learned
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: how to play that on the recorder. And then I
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: was like, and so since I used to sing, I
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: was like, okay, well, let me find, I can read
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: music enough. And so I found the vocal. And so
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: I found like, I learned how to play like a
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Waka Flock in no hands.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, we need that.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: I never scared my bone crusher. Just on the recorder,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: was it great? No, I also found that if you
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: laugh into a recorder, very funny. And so the week
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: before that, we did a theatrical reading of the Bella
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: No Chase video.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Because where the hell can you go?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Because if you can't go to Bella No Chase, where
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: the hell else can you go? And so at the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: end of the show, we do a, since blind bags
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: and blind boxes are so popular now, we do a
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: black ass mystery box. I love that. And so people
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: come up and... It's what I call my vagina. Classic.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: And so... And also sustained. And so someone comes up
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: and they roll... Two people roll seven or eleven. Oh, wow.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: We're shooting dice.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: And so whoever hits it first, they get to pull first.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: They pull three bags. And so there's things like now
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: and later candies, a pick, a bonnet, do-rags, things of
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: that nature. Useful. Also, there's whammies. So there's like a
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: black spelling bee... Yes, wild card. Just like, listen, your
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: cousin said, like your boyfriend said he's outside.
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  Speaker 1: Where's he actually at? So it sounds like a really
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: fun time.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a silly show.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: This is in Los Angeles.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: This is in Los Angeles at the Hollywood Improv. We've
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: got shows coming up. When does this come out?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Next week.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: Next Tuesday. So the show is on October the 13th.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: So today. And then we've got other shows coming up.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: And so we've got shows at the end of the year.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: And it's just, I was missing the camaraderie and like
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: just the fun hang of bearing shows. And I was like, oh,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: I want to do a silly thing and just bring
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: it back. So I called Barron, God is blessing. And so, yeah,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: it's called, it's Just Pull Up. We're Just Pull Up
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Comedy Show on Instagram. Yes. And then your Instagram. And
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: then my Instagram is Dulce Sloan. Everything is Dulce Sloan.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: It's D-U-L-C-E-S-L-O-A-N. And yeah, so then there's Giggle Boss and
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: then there's Just Pull Up. And so this is, this
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: is what I do until the Lord blesses me with children.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Amen. I'm sure you will. Beautiful, very intelligent children.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Thank you, because I can't have a dumber or uglier.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: No. As always, you can catch us at Scam Goddess
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: Pod on Instagram if you want to see any of
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: the images. Maybe we can throw up some of the
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: videos that we weren't allowed to put on YouTube on
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: there as well. And then you can find me at D-I-V-A-L-A-C-I-D, Valacia,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: on all platforms. And I am still talking to y'all
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: on threads for the time being. As long as y'all
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: stay in y'all's pocket, we've been having a good time.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Then you can get my book, Scam Goddess, wherever books
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: are sold, or audiobooks if you want to hear me
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: read about my crazy life. And you can watch the
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: first season of Scam Goddess on Hulu, wherever you get
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: your Disney legally or not. And Congregation, I just really
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: want y'all to get out there and stay.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Stay....
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: Playing.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Specifically for the San Francisco 49ers, okay?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: Because... Be the scammer that you want to see in
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: the world. Yes.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: You don't have bank statements. Apparently, get an Android. You
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: can get some. There's all types of ways to live
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: your dreams.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: I gave a man divorce papers, and we were never married.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: That's beautiful.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I just Googled. I used Britney
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Spears divorce papers as my template.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: I bet those were some good divorce papers.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: They were very good. She had a lot of clauses
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: in there. And he still had to fix my car,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: but I also had access to his man parts. And
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: then he gave no rebuttal. And to this day, he
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: has never signed them.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: He's married to somebody else.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: So he's a bigamist.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: Technically. Well, that's the crazy part. I was so ready
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: to stop talking to him that I just pulled up
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: to his job with a mental envelope. He's like, did
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: you really give me divorce papers? I said, I have
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: too much time at work. There you go.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: That's really fun. That's whimsical.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: And that's what I'm here for.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, y'all stay whimsical. Get out there. Book a cruise
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: with somebody else's money.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: Girl.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: All right, we're out.