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Things That Must Go from June 24th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that you hate, you can't stand them
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  Speaker 2: in your life anymore. They just must go. You've got
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  Speaker 2: to get rid of them. And so you think, I'll
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: send these to Radio from Hell and maybe if they
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  Speaker 2: read them on the air, it'll make me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: And sometimes, in fact, we understand these things do disappear
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  Speaker 2: from your life when we read them. So have at it.
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  Speaker 2: Just send them to Radio from Hell at x ninety
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  Speaker 2: six dot com. But must go in the subject line
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  Speaker 2: and we'll try to get to them. I'll read mine
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  Speaker 2: first today. I have one of my own. It's the
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  Speaker 2: Costco parking lot, the Costco on third West and about
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  Speaker 2: what is about twenty first South.
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  Speaker 3: It's all of them.
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  Speaker 2: It's awful. It is just dreadful. And part of the
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  Speaker 2: reason it's dreadful is that people are really really selfish
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  Speaker 2: and rude. Because now I need to park close to
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  Speaker 2: the door because walking is not my friend. I have
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: a very you know, a bad foot, and it's and
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  Speaker 2: it's painful, and so I try to find a place
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  Speaker 2: close to the door, and I and and sometimes that
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  Speaker 2: necessitates me kind of cruising around a little bit through
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  Speaker 2: the parking lot.
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  Speaker 4: Waiting for a space to open.
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  Speaker 2: So but I but when people they see people going
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  Speaker 2: to their car with a big basket of groceries and
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  Speaker 2: from Costco, and they so they stop and they wait
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  Speaker 2: for that those people to unload all of their groceries
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  Speaker 2: and then move out of the parking space, and then
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  Speaker 2: they take the space.
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  Speaker 4: Don't do that. That's just it.
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  Speaker 3: They're stocking the space.
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  Speaker 4: It clogs everything up. It clogs everything up.
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  Speaker 2: I got I was trying to leave Costco the other
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  Speaker 2: day and I couldn't back out of the slot I
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  Speaker 2: was in because there was a line of cars behind
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  Speaker 2: me being held up by somebody waiting for a space. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: don't do it. All right, let's see this one says,
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  Speaker 2: good morning, Orgs. You may use my name.
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  Speaker 4: It's Zane.
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  Speaker 2: People who use the express lane and only go sixty
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  Speaker 2: miles an hour when it's posted at seventy five. You're
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  Speaker 2: too slow for the express lane. Stay in the regular traffic,
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  Speaker 2: going the speed limit you want, or going the speed
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  Speaker 2: you want. Number two. I work with brand new cars
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  Speaker 2: every day. New cars have backup cameras. What must go
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  Speaker 2: is the never ending failure when I get into my
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  Speaker 2: car or missus z Ayn's car and I back up
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  Speaker 2: and look at my stereo to see what's behind me.
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  Speaker 2: Our cars don't have backup. Yeah, I still get local
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  Speaker 2: Kengarf dealership asking me about my twenty twenty three Hyundai
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  Speaker 2: that I bought brand new after my trial run marriage ended.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have that car anymore because wife number two,
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  Speaker 2: missus Ain, got into a car accident and the car
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  Speaker 2: was totaled. Side note it wasn't missus Ain's fault of
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  Speaker 2: the incident. But stop asking me about the car I
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  Speaker 2: don't have anymore. And finally missus Sketch miss Sketchy Blake
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  Speaker 2: of Ogden annoyed that Sketchy Blake of Ogden yells out
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  Speaker 2: nudes to get their pets attention. Sketchy Blake of Ogden
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  Speaker 2: is just keeping things sketchy. Come on, let him have
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  Speaker 2: that joy of yelling nudes to get your pet's attention.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Lords Zane. This one says, dear lords, My
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  Speaker 2: thing that must go is the Meda or Mida m Ida.
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  Speaker 2: If I understand right, it was formed for a specific
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  Speaker 2: purpose keeping Hill Air Force Base in Utah. I think
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  Speaker 2: Mida's job is done and so it should go. And
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  Speaker 2: while we're at it. I think all special districts like
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  Speaker 2: midas should go. At the very least, there should be
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  Speaker 2: a sunset clause for each special district so that power
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  Speaker 2: is returned to the people. If we still need a
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  Speaker 2: special district, it can be voted on unless elected unelected
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  Speaker 2: bureaucrats making top down edicts overriding local control and due process.
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  Speaker 2: What is that the new Utah Way? Thanks for letting
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  Speaker 2: me listen. You can also use my name yet another mic.
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  Speaker 2: And finally this people in Bountiful pouncing on a person
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  Speaker 2: who is complaining about a local credit union that has
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  Speaker 2: their long water on for hours and hours. They called
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  Speaker 2: her Karen, and mind your own business, and nobody's keeping
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  Speaker 2: you from watering all day if you want to, et cetera.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, morons, it is our business. We all need
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  Speaker 2: to do all we can to limit unnecessary water use
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  Speaker 2: or risk losing it all together for all of us. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: these sorry fools will be the first to start whining
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  Speaker 2: when they turn on the shower and nothing comes out.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks lords, Kerry.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, just one from me. Broken spaghetti, broken sproken, you know,
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  Speaker 5: and you put when you put it after you've had
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  Speaker 5: it fresh. Yeah, and you put it in the little containers. See,
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  Speaker 5: you can have it for lunch and it breaks. That's okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's harder to eat.
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  Speaker 4: That is serious. I feel your pain.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see this one from Lance Vineyard. So these ridiculously
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  Speaker 5: filmed perfume and cologne commercials with actors such as Johnny Depp,
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  Speaker 5: Natalie Portman, Charlie's Thereon, et cetera, in which they're usually
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: on the shores or boulders of a far off island paradise. Right,
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  Speaker 5: y'all are accomplishing precisely the opposite of what I believe
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  Speaker 5: the concept of your plan is, which are incredibly unsexy
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  Speaker 5: with terrible and cheesy acting. And to boot, I had
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  Speaker 5: no idea that Dior was one syllable all this time.
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  Speaker 5: I've been pronouncing it Dior. But apparently you must say
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  Speaker 5: things like yah, all right, one sprits and you go
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  Speaker 5: from oh no to whoa. Let's see this one from Anthony.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see I think it must go? Is this one's
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  Speaker 5: gonna get really deep in the weeds here. My thing
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  Speaker 5: it must go is unlabeled buttons and other on screen
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  Speaker 5: controls in my apps.
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  Speaker 4: I looked at the.
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  Speaker 5: Doctronic app yesterday and noticed all the buttons for signing
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  Speaker 5: in via Google, Apple, et cetera were unlabeled. Thus, voiceover
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  Speaker 5: says button. I didn't know anything in the app except
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  Speaker 5: look at it out of curiosity. There's another thing that
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  Speaker 5: must go involving buttons. But this thing that must go
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  Speaker 5: is hearing voiceover say something like icon dot fl application,
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  Speaker 5: Stop it please.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand any of that. I don't either.
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  Speaker 5: This one from Sean fireworks must go. Yes, too many
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  Speaker 5: fires already too dry. Fireworks need to be banned in
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  Speaker 5: all of Utah this year. And here's some things that
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  Speaker 5: must go. But I have so many dropping consonants, mostly
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  Speaker 5: the letter.
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  Speaker 4: T, yeah, import the name, a few yes. Acronyms.
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  Speaker 5: All companies have them, and they all have a different meaning.
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  Speaker 5: Electronic billboards must go. By the time I get close
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  Speaker 5: enough to read it or get around the tree, it
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  Speaker 5: changes and I can't see what I wanted to see.
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  Speaker 4: Please make them go away.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, at least from Tony. My things that must go.
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  Speaker 3: Running out of ice for my lemonade during a hot
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  Speaker 3: summer day. Oh, Gina, not getting a custom pillow well
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  Speaker 3: in Japan. I agree, Tony, Yes, also finding out that
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  Speaker 3: Utah is the epicenter of sketchy adoption tourism via a
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  Speaker 3: PBS frontline documentary These Things must Go.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 3: People who bring their small children to the community pool
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  Speaker 3: with no lifeguards, sit their asses in lawn chairs, and
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  Speaker 3: then dive into their phones, completely oblivious to what their
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  Speaker 3: children are struggling in, almost drowning in the water. This
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  Speaker 3: has happened twice in the last couple of weeks, when
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  Speaker 3: my friend has had to save one and yelled at
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  Speaker 3: the dad of the other. Hey, your child is drowning.
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  Speaker 3: Put the damn phones away. If you are the lifeguard,
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  Speaker 3: that's what for your children.
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  Speaker 4: That's what lifeguards are for. Gina. Parents don't need to
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  Speaker 4: watch them, but that's what they're saying.
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  Speaker 3: There's no lifeguard at the pool.
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  Speaker 4: Oh there's no lifeguard there.
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  Speaker 3: You are the lifeguard. You need to watch your kids.
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  Speaker 3: Get your face out of your phone. And finally this
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  Speaker 3: we're still we're having a bout of fires all around Utah,
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  Speaker 3: yet the powers that be are still having firework shows
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  Speaker 3: and selling fireworks. Make this insanity go away. Happy fortieth
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  Speaker 3: to you all. I listen to the podcast every day
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  Speaker 3: oh nice, thank you, thank
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  Speaker 1: You, thanks that must go on the radio from her
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  Speaker 1: show