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TO GIRL-MATH OR NOT TO GIRL-MATH · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Patreon this week.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Where the Baddies. You know, man, that
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  Speaker 2: sounds good.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe how quick I still don't believe how
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  Speaker 3: quickly we thought of that. No one I don't know
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  Speaker 3: actually did anyone comment.
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  Speaker 2: About like we thought of that quickly?
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  Speaker 1: We thought of that.
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  Speaker 2: We're in unit. Yeah, a partnership. I can't believe we
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  Speaker 2: came up with it. We're a partnership.
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  Speaker 1: We are.
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  Speaker 2: You know what it takes two in that is because
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  Speaker 2: you said.
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  Speaker 1: It and I had to like it.
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  Speaker 3: True. Yeah, if I dis liked it, even if you
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  Speaker 3: liked it, you would have been like, well we both
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  Speaker 3: need to like.
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  Speaker 4: Very true, very true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we fucking thought of that.
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  Speaker 1: Took two on that one. It's got to be sixty
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  Speaker 1: forty fifty.
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  Speaker 2: I would even take seventy thirty. But still weak.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can come back.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry for the animosity to start. Man who says we're agreeable? Man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we bought knives together. It's getting serious. We did by
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  Speaker 4: walking to his office and he's just got like this
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  Speaker 4: really like nice knives set. I'm like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 4: do you have that new office? It's like, we bought
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  Speaker 4: knives together. It's like funck of was is serious?
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  Speaker 1: Now we went.
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  Speaker 3: So you and you hate my knives? Defense when I
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  Speaker 3: say that only if you hate my knives random step,
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  Speaker 3: It is not a random step. You just think about this, Odie,
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  Speaker 3: it is not a random step. So a couple of
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  Speaker 3: weeks ago, I suggested what other things that we are.
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  Speaker 1: Going to need that we don't already have?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wrote a list, and I was like, what we
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  Speaker 3: should start doing is just like start looking online or
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  Speaker 3: whenever we're out, like how much all this stuff costs?
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  Speaker 1: Just to know what we're going to be spending. Right,
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  Speaker 1: Knives was on.
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  Speaker 3: That list, man, And for some reason, I don't know why,
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  Speaker 3: I think, I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: It is, but I'm like, I have this thing.
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  Speaker 3: My my thought process was like, Okay, if best and
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  Speaker 3: I going to be together forever, like fingers crossed, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We too, No no, and be to Geffer, we're going to.
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  Speaker 1: Be together forever. One of the things that we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: beling knives.
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  Speaker 3: If you play good Set of Nights, they last forever.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking if.
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  Speaker 3: We buy Good Set of Nights, this will be the
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  Speaker 3: first and last set of eys we ever.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think everyone's on your side, everyone's on mine. No,
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  Speaker 1: they're not.
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  Speaker 2: They are because a girl mats Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 3: Three fucking knives them two months they are free, not
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  Speaker 3: free with them two months out and you don't use
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  Speaker 3: them and you've got a brand new seturn eyes when you.
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  Speaker 2: Move in now much weather one eighty down from nine
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine.
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  Speaker 4: They're still one eighty right now. They're not free till
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  Speaker 4: two months, mate, So there's a hole in your pocket.
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  Speaker 1: Who made that ru What are you talking about with
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  Speaker 1: your logic?
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  Speaker 2: There's not free right now because you just paid for them.
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  Speaker 1: It's only free when you move.
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  Speaker 2: In together exactly at the time they will be free.
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  Speaker 4: That means right, you're right now arguing for my y
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's not free, So I'm right for now.
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  Speaker 2: When you move you're up until we move in. You're
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  Speaker 2: not right exactly. So what you're gonna apologize then?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, two months, I've got two months of gloating ship
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  Speaker 4: and saying you're waiting for your girl master to kick in.
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  Speaker 2: It hasn't kicked in yet. Pin to the top of
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  Speaker 3: We want to help you out, Okay, Hi, Their mummy
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  Speaker 3: and daddy love your podcast makes me laugh alone all
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  Speaker 3: the time while commuting to work. My dilemma is I'm
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  Speaker 3: twenty four. My boyfriend and I have been dating for
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  Speaker 3: five years now, and we've been friends since childhood because
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  Speaker 3: our moms went to the same university together.
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  Speaker 1: At the beginning of.
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  Speaker 3: The year where that shit went best friend at the
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  Speaker 3: beginning of the year shit went down. I cheated on
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  Speaker 3: my boyfriend with three guys that I've shagged. He found
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  Speaker 3: out I was on Hinge and he saw two of
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  Speaker 3: their faces. He knows I met up with them, but
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  Speaker 3: still doesn't know what I did. We're still together. Despite
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  Speaker 3: knowing I cheated by downloading Hinge.
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  Speaker 1: He is still with me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do anymore, as I don't
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  Speaker 3: know whether there is a future together.
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  Speaker 4: I think the two decisions are you fess up and
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  Speaker 4: tell everything, or you break it off and don't go
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  Speaker 4: back for him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to break up with him.
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  Speaker 4: Did you do it because you wanted the relation to
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  Speaker 4: break up?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't need to know those things and you don't
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  Speaker 4: need to hurt his feelings if you're going to break
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  Speaker 4: up anyway, So if you already have made a decision
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  Speaker 4: to break up, just don't even tell them break up
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  Speaker 4: with him.
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  Speaker 1: This poor guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's just not it's not fair on him,
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  Speaker 4: and you can't move on knowing in the back the
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  Speaker 4: relationship can't be built when the foundations are He has
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  Speaker 4: no idea what happened. I had this conversation with my
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  Speaker 4: girlfriend the other day. You know, when couples break up,
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  Speaker 4: and this was on if it happens on like mutual terms,
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  Speaker 4: no cheating, no nothing or anything like that, and like
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  Speaker 4: you're married and someone always tries to like fucking take
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  Speaker 4: them for everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does happen a lot. That happens a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Like my thinking process was like I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: it's healthy or like my mindset will change if, like
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  Speaker 4: we break up mutually in the future when we have
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  Speaker 4: like a house together and stuff, the kids not included.
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  Speaker 4: This is not including kids. But I would say, like,
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  Speaker 4: we've had ten lovely years together. I know this last
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  Speaker 4: year's been rocky and we've decided to go our separate ways.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, why the fuck would I try and ruin
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  Speaker 4: her life and take her for everything she owns? Why
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  Speaker 4: don't we just go fifty to fifty, you go my way, I'll.
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  Speaker 1: Go your way, and vice versa.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, why does anyone ever want to like,
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  Speaker 4: ruin other person's life if you love them at some point,
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  Speaker 4: because you obviously did,