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National Lasagna Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.28.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. After controversies on and off the
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  court, WNBA star Caitlin Clark now speaking out.
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  Yeah, you have to. I love how women go. And then
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  you see what's going on with the WNBA and how
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  the women are bringing down Kalen. They're their
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  own worst enemy. There's obviously a lot of people
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  that like to comment on my character and think
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  that they know me. The Indiana Fever guard facing
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  criticism for her fouls and aggressive play.
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  Yeah, but when people do it to her, it's acceptable.
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  Shut up! Shut your ass. Now leaving her one incident
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  away from a single game suspension. I don't know
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  why. Do you not want to watch the league? I watched
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  the first two games of her career. And I have
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  not watched since. That was so unlikable. Oh,
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  the Joe is women. Shut up. That intensity and
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  that fire is what makes me me. Fever coach, Stephanie
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  White. She knows. She has awareness. That's passive
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  aggressive, man. Mark was the subject of recent
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  headlines last month when Phoenix Mercury player
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  Alyssa Thomas... That douchebag! received a one
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  -game penalty and... All these women that bring
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  her to the ground. Do you notice how we don't
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  know who they are until it happens? You ain't
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  Diana Taurasi. ...appearing to put her fist over
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  Clark's throat after she... That is not the proper
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  fisting there. ...fell to the floor. The flagrant
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  foul imposed after the game following a review
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  by the league. All right. Again, the WNBA is
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  like, we made the most money last year. You still
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  had to have the NBA pay all your bills, but...
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  Hey, at least you're only 18 million and the
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  dad not 23. Congratulations. Bunch of morons.
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  I literally, I was at the showroom, I think it
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  was two years ago, and I was like, hey, guys,
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  can you put on the WNBA? They're like, why? It's
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  Caitlin Clark's first game, and we loved it.
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  She played bad, but it was also her first game.
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  Shut up. You're a bunch of annoying morons. So
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  we're like, oh, no. The Britney runner. He's
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  streaming now to make some money. And she put
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  up some new videos. Before it was her and her
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  car. And now she is in like a beauty salon room.
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  Maybe it's in her house. Wearing a Hooters shirt.
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  It says Gulfport, Mississippi. And she's wearing
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  a wig. And here she is talking. Because we live
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  in a fake fucking world. Yeah, you're a part
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  of it. Where people are getting their face tucked
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  behind their fucking ears. Oh, it is. To try
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  to keep up with something. And for what? Who?
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  What are we comparing to? She's really going
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  through a major midlife crisis. Who told you
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  that? Like, why did you believe that? What made
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  you believe that? What the fuck are we comparing
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  to? Wow. I feel like during arguments, she's
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  one of those, like, go on. things in the back
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  of her brain. She's like, remember what you said
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  seven months ago, even though the argument was
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  concluded? She'll never get to the point. Blah,
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  blah, blah. 20 -year -old, a Snapchat filter,
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  people with facelifts. So there she is on the
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  beauty standards for some reason. Mm -hmm. Never
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  really seems to be around the kid. I don't know.
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  I just kind of noticed that. Maybe I'm wrong.
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  Maybe I'm not paying attention to the right Britney
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  Renner, but I never see her on the game. Here
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  she is saying what it's like co -parenting with
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  PJ Washington. There is no co -parenting because
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  co -parenting would require two. Co. Here's the
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  problem with this broad. Amongst a lot of things.
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  She's dumb. No, but the problem with her is is
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  the fact that she does this thing that she does,
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  where she talks about, uh -oh, co -parenting,
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  blah, blah, blah, da, da, da. But then she's
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  putting in no effort by talking about it on the
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  stream. She's a cloud -chasing moron! And the
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  sooner she realizes that, the better. Harmonious.
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  Togetherness. A team. Yeah, I'm really moving
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  to Mississippi. What a team player! It's not
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  that. It was my child's fault. Whatever. Child's
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  father. Blah, blah, blah. I can't remember. $60
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  ,000 a year because you had sex with him. Do
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  you have enough money? Mm -hmm. I don't even
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  know why she's not just doing casual OnlyFans.
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  I don't know why she's not like this. You could
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  make... I don't understand what she's doing.
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  Why are you above it now? Mm -hmm. Because that's
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  what made you famous. Mm. Mm. That's what made
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  you famous. What all do you think did? Brittany
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  Runner was asked, would she rather erase her
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  exes from her memory or know how they felt about
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  her? Okay. So, delete your ex from your memory
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  or know exactly how they really felt. Delete
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  my ex from my memory? Brittany! I don't know.
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  Even though some of my experiences have been
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  traumatizing, long tours, chaotic. I mean, oh
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  my God. I do love having kind of like just a
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  collage of men to be like, oh yeah. Remember
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  like in September 2023 when she told Shannon
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  Sharp about her body count? So when she says
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  a collage, that means it was a lot of men. That's
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  what that means. I mean, let me see if I can
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  find this video of her talking about her body
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  count. And I do hope you find, I think everybody
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  deserves that, their warning of that. And it
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  seems to me, as I sit here and talk to you, that
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  you are someone that's very passionate about
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  finding love. I think the thing is, is that that
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  person knows who you are. They know. All right,
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  so let's get to the part where we talk about
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  the body count right here. You say keep it 100,
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  I'm going to keep it 100. But then you have to
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  go back to when there was the Derek Jeter diamond.
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  That's what my track record is like. But Derek
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  Jeter gets a segment on ESPN where they have
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  his dating history in the, let me finish though.
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  That is a good point. I'm thinking it. I'm thinking
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  it. I'll get some more because I'm sweating.
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  So, because my dating history is, I mean, my
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  God. Impressive. Expansive. Look at her. Three
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  years ago, she had swag to her. No, she's a hag.
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  I had sex with 35 guys. Okay? 2022 is such a
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  different time. No wonder she has a collage.
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  I mean, my God. Impressive. Expansive. I've had
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  sex with 35 guys. Yeah, that's her safe answer.
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  That's all that is. Here she is talking about
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  getting older and sexier. Every year I get older,
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  I feel sexier. You tell yourself that, honey.
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  I do like older women, like last night. And I
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  think also, too, it's important to note that
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  there's a difference. Like, novelty doesn't last.
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  She's just realized that she's lost some. That's
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  all it is. Here she is getting mad about religion.
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  We're allowed to, you know, have different tools
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  to heal us. Are you still Muslim? I'm not Muslim
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  and I'm not Christian. You are a fake. That's
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  all you are. Nothing more. Nothing. That's all
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  you are. Nothing more. Just admit it. 22 years
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  after their romance ended, Jerry O 'Connell's
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  breakup confession has his ex fired back. Oh,
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  yeah. This came out of nowhere. It was very strange.
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  Juliana Rancic said I broke up with her through
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  an intercom. Juliana Rancic came to my condominium
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  and hit the intercom. I was not expecting Juliana
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  Rancic. Did you have company? Someone was inside
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  of my condominium. Oh, yeah. And I said, you
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  know, I did not know you were coming. You can't
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  come up here. I'm trying to come as well. You
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  know, you can't come here unannounced. But did
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  you say no? Sorry, homie. Girl, things change,
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  but you take care, okay? I don't recall exact
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  wording. Yeah, sure it wasn't that nice. It seems
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  that his memory's just a little fuzzy. Yeah,
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  you don't want to get his blood, man. We on the
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  clap back from summer vacay, holding a pink drink
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  on a yacht and... Oh, look at you! Why do you
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  think I never responded to my dirty rod and broad
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  of an ex? Oh, when women, man, you just gotta
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  let them. It's kind of what PJ Washington's doing
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  with Brittany Runner. He just let them bail and
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  just hope they shut up soon. Oh, yeah, it's Tuesday.
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  A Taco Tuesday, which is all lesbians. Favorite
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  holiday. Mm -hmm. A favorite day of the week.
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  All kids out of the pool for adult swim. All
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  kids out. Mm -hmm. That's right. Get out of the
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  water. It's time for the adult show. Even though
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  it's a family show. Mm -hmm. And now, back to
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  the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot
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  97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep
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  begins now. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive. And
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. On three! One, two, three, go!
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  Welcome to... The door is closing. Hi, this is
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  Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy
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  Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes! No, no, no, no. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. All
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  right. The semen was so big. And now, something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. Oh, yeah It's like that song from
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  T .I. from 2010. Whatever's happening, all my
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  haters like Dizzy can get at me. You can't even
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  reach me, bitch. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,
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  only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. I posted
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  a picture of me back in the day, looking all
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  tall. And Gary says, you would have been a good
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  wide receiver. I also made a post saying that
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  HBO Max sent me an email saying I can't share
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  the password with my mom anymore and we'd have
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  to do a plus plan. And radio diehard fan Aaron
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  Hilton said, they aren't enforcing it much. I
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  live in Virginia and someone here as well is...
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  Someone in Michigan and North Dakota has my account.
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  It claims it's going to take you off, but it
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  really won't. We'll see about that. Then I also
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  did the rant about that girl. I believe her last
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  name was Michael. The one that they're trying
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  to evict her out of the 55 plus community, even
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  though her dad, who was a boomer, left her the
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  house. And I went on my rant about it. And I
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  think somebody that lives in the neighborhood
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  wrote, My comments. All right, let me turn off
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  the music. All right, this is very long. Fur
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  is from Ken W. Okay, I'm not going to read all
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  of them. I'm just going to read them because
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  you left two comments. Okay. For everyone who
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  is saying I'll never live in an HOA, well, all
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  new housing developments are like 80 % HOAs.
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  It doesn't mean it's a good thing. We need a
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  nationwide class action lawsuit to end all HOA
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  in our current forms and severely curtail their
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  powers. Yeah, they're losers. He also goes on
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  to say, why are they proliferating so much? One
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  reason is because cities have been illegally
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  dumping city obligations on HOA. So it goes on
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  to talk about community center and payments per
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  month. And then the same guy writes an update.
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  It seems Bethany, that was the woman, that's
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  the hot ass girl's name, and her dad were promised
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  she could stay under a hard exception. Likely
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  by the HOA board. And that's why she's insisting
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  she can stay. Well, yeah. Then if the dirty rotten
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  boomer said she can stay, shut your ass. It seems
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  that the board either got complaints from other
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  residents. I think legally, since her sting probably
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  doesn't undermine the 80 % minimum 55 plus, blah,
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  blah, blah, blah, blah. Thank you to Ken W. But
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  that makes sense. They said she cut and a bunch
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  of kids and a bunch of old hags got offended.
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  Then they had to make it about them. And finally,
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  I got to put on some circus music for this topic
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  before we get into it. I last night was reflecting
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  on my radio career and realized the last thing
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  my dad ever saw me do in radio was get a lap
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  dance. On Roars, Morning Glory in Cleveland.
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  So I posted the picture and it was kind of in
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  my feelings last night. And somebody said, I
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  liked you on RMG. Fun times for listeners. Maybe
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  not for you though. LOL, you've come a long way
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  and I'm proud of you. Thanks, Victor. I said,
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  I signed a consent form and I was paid. So it's
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  not that bad. Let's see here. I know the running
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  joke is 70 pounds. Let's see what we've done
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  this month. Oh, we've had 4 ,000 listeners this
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  week since Monday. Again, I'm not the biggest
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  operation. Man, compared to like two years ago,
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  when I was doing it with that douchey nightclub
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  DJ, man, I'm never feeling like the biggest freaking
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  irrelevant just failure, I'm being honest. Like
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  when that scumbag, that coward, that imbecile,
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  that loser, that backstabbing little bitch. Known
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  as Dizzy gave out my phone number on air and
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  I'm getting text messages at the conservative
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  radio job and I was looking at my stats and I
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  had like two listens a week or a day. I was like,
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  I'm done. All I'm ever going to do is conservative
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  radio. And morning radio DJs that are in failed
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  open marriages that are such family men. telling
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  me I'm a scumbag. I was thinking about it. I
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  was like, man, things got so ugly. It's bizarre.
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  It might be a me thing. Gen Xers do not like
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  me at all. Because I represent the youthfulness
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  they were in the 90s and 2000s. Gen Z likes to
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  show millennial blah, blah, blah. If I ever run
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  into a Gen Xer, they just... I've always accepted.
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  I remember one time I was hanging out with...
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  I don't know why I'm talking like that, but I
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  was hanging out with Kelta at his house. And
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  he's like, I don't know why, but I'm always going
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  to be accepted as a member of the Bubba the Love
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  Sponge universe. Even though I haven't been on
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  a show in like 20 years. And that's how I feel.
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  People still come up to me talking about the
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  station, man. Four years ago. I feel like playing
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  a song right now. I feel like my show is kind
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  of like drifting into nowhere. But let's be honest,
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  it always does. We'll be right back. Hang on.
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  Happy Hour. Happy Hour. It's time for Happy Hour.
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  RyanHoppyRadio .com. Happy Hour will be right
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  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whatever.
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  We're going outside. All I smell is poop. We
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  also need to be affectionate. And you can see
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  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
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  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
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  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
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  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
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  this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno.
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Here we go. They
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  say we're feeling ourselves too much in these
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  streets, Rick. All right, all right, all right.
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  That's how I hear you. We're about to jump down
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  on you. Money we blow that, oh, that's how we
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  roll that, oh, you talkin' poppa, poppa, but
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  you ain't show that, oh, money we blow that,
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  oh, oh, that's how we roll that, oh, oh, you
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  talkin' poppa, poppa, but you ain't show that,
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  oh, ayy, bitch, I bobbled in with it, bitch said
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  hi, cause I get my spinach, get my guap, and
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  the shit don't stop, where the glass go pop,
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  and the boy shop chickens, Freddy got chef, it's
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  on 24th, I'm out to crush on my colors on sixes
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  Niggas gon' hate when I come on them boots I
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  guess I'ma crank up my suspension Bet you they
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  vein is off in they system Let that shit bump,
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  bet you the trunk explode I'm lovin' the way
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  that I'm livin' Inheritance pippin', I really
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  don't stunt for hoes I jump for hoes, get dough
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  at the end of the month from hoes I'm stackin'
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  and mackin', she lickin' my sack in the lackin'
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  You blazin' a bus, my hoes, I'm just to go Adjust
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  my flows with ease on the track Bet you'd rather
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  see a nigga rich If I'm broke, I'ma get them
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  D's off your lap, pop your collar, bout my dollars,
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  go stay proper, and you know that, hoe, you talkin'
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  papa about that guava, you can't show that, hoe,
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  four shots to the head, four shots to the chin,
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  and it's off to the street, so, go, I take a
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  puff off of my bun, and then I lean back, slow,
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  four shots to the head, four shots to the chin,
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  and it's off to the street, so, go, I take a
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  puff off of my bun, and then I lean back, slow,
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  cause bitch, I bobble head with, bitch, I bobble
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  head with, bitch, I bobble, I bobble, I bobble,
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  Bitch, I bop, I bop, I bop, I bop, I bop, I bobblehead
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  with it Money, we blow that Hope, that's how
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  we blow that Hope, you talkin' poppa about that
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  boppa, you can't show that Hope, money, I blow
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  that Hope, that's how we blow that Hope, you
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  talkin' poppa about that boppa, you can't show
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  that Hey, hey, hey, goddamnit, I'm high as hell
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  Goddamnit, I'm fly as hell Doin' all that stuff,
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  makin' songs about money when I see a nigga,
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  I can't tell We ain't poppin' them tags for real
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  We ain't gettin' that dough, we ain't goin' for
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  the blow You call a nigga bad for real? You have
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  a new name, put your hoe Glow Gritch, all the
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  motherfuckers switch your hoe Matter fact, call
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  a nigga Ric Flair, I'm staying Take a motherfuckin'
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  picture, hoe Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Bitch, I, I,
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  I, I, I, I, I, I, I bobblehead What did we do
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  that? Oh, that's how we roll that Oh, you talk
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  and pop about that, but you can't show that Oh,
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  but I will know that, oh, oh, that's how we roll
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  that Oh, you talk and pop about that, but you
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  can't show that Oh, hey, hey, yeah This shit
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  right here, my nigga. This shit right here make
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  you wanna walk up on the house. Put your hands
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  all the way back. And do the bobble head on that
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  hoe. You know what I'm talking about? Money,
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  we blow that. That's how we grow that. You talking
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  pop about that. But you can't show that. Money,
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  we blow that. That's how we grow that. You talking
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  pop about that. Oh, yeah. It's Freddy Gibbs with
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  Bobblehead. I love when a woman bobbleheads.
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  Oh, yeah. Do that bobblehead. That bobblehead.
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  Bobble, bobble, bobble, bobble, bobble. Bobblehead.
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  Do the bobblehead. Do the bobblehead. This just
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  got dirty. 856 -49 -90. It's 856 -494 -6773.
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  It's a little sunnier today. It's still partly
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  cloudy. It makes me wonder if there's any chance
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  in hell that the Canadian wildfire set Anything
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  to do with the cloudiness in Florida this summer.
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  Jesus Christ. Probably not, but. All right, let's
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  see what's going on on Instagram. Never do this
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  for a girl if she's not your girlfriend. Mm -hmm.
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  Two things you should never do for a girl that's
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  not your girlfriend. And if you actually want
• 25:22
  her to stay interested in you, you need to avoid
• 25:25
  making either of these mistakes. Uh, what? Clicking
• 25:29
  the link in your bio? Is that what you're going
• 25:31
  to say? First, don't alter your schedule for
• 25:34
  hers. Yeah, that's a big thing. You got to plan.
• 25:38
  And you have the homies. Mm -hmm. And it's like,
• 25:44
  oh, yeah, I'm going to get my rocks off and pay
• 25:46
  90 bucks for drinks. Don't cancel plans with
• 25:49
  your friends. Don't keep your calendar wide open
• 25:51
  just in case she's free. I'm going to be honest.
• 25:54
  I was thinking about it. I had this opinion the
• 26:00
  other night. It's going to be a doozy. I don't
• 26:04
  really feel like saying the opinion, but I'm
• 26:06
  too far deep. Even if you're not paying for sex,
• 26:14
  even if you're not going to a brothel or one
• 26:20
  of those sketchy massage parlors that has an
• 26:22
  astrology sign as a name and Pinellas County,
• 26:25
  Pinellas podcast should do a report on that.
• 26:28
  Well, you know, unless you're doing that, you're
• 26:31
  still paying for sex. Because nothing makes me
• 26:36
  feel more like a badass than when the girl comes
• 26:38
  over and then either hangs out, sleeps over,
• 26:41
  or leaves. But Sunday night, I went on a date.
• 26:46
  Ended up getting laid. The best part was at the
• 26:49
  bar I went to called Enigma. Yeah, I went to
• 26:53
  the gay bar. She was by. Mm -hmm. They were giving
• 26:56
  away free condoms. I was like, woo! It was the
• 26:59
  last one. It felt very nice. But I was thinking
• 27:02
  about it. I was like, I bought some drinks. She
• 27:04
  wanted another round of drinks. Whatever. I get
• 27:06
  it. But I was like, I'm literally paying to get
• 27:10
  laid. And I haven't even heard from her. Which
• 27:14
  is fine. She was a nice woman. I'm just saying.
• 27:18
  It was like, I wanted to have bought the drinks.
• 27:22
  And even bought her dinner. Which as a man. I
• 27:26
  feel like there's sometimes women should pay
• 27:28
  a little bit, like if you're in a relationship.
• 27:32
  But for the most part, men should be paying.
• 27:36
  But women should have a limit. Like if the man's
• 27:44
  buying you drinks and buying you food. And my
• 27:49
  date on Sunday didn't necessarily do this kind
• 27:51
  of. But like. You don't need to get the nicest
• 27:55
  drink on the menu. Like, I'm not saying get a
• 27:58
  Bud Light. No, but I like, you don't need to
• 28:03
  get the $16 Mojito. You know, you can just, you
• 28:06
  know. But then when you're driving home after
• 28:11
  getting laid, you're like, even though I wasted
• 28:14
  $100 today. But then you're like, That VPN software
• 28:23
  that I have at home that's free. I'm going to
• 28:26
  watch Pornhub. It's weird mix being a guy. Because
• 28:30
  girls are different. They feel sex emotionally.
• 28:33
  They're like, oh my God. I'm such a slut. Guys
• 28:37
  don't care. We want to get a rat drop. This just
• 28:40
  in. This is sad news. Young Dolph would have
• 28:46
  been 41 years old. Oh, young Dolph, man, that
• 28:53
  was sad when he died. What's going on with Chris
• 28:58
  Breezy? For Chris Breezy. His former housekeeper,
• 29:02
  Maria Avila, is trying to collect the nearly
• 29:05
  $13 million she's owed after being awarded a
• 29:08
  judgment over a vicious dog attack at his home.
• 29:11
  Chris Brown having a vicious dog? No way! They
• 29:14
  totally don't take after their owners or anything!
• 29:18
  And now she's going after the money he's making
• 29:21
  from his tour with us. Oh yeah! That's what all
• 29:24
  women do when they do lawsuits! They see when
• 29:27
  you're on the come on! According to the court
• 29:32
  documents obtained by TMZ, Maria says Chris has
• 29:35
  made no effort to pay any part of the judgment.
• 29:37
  I wouldn't either. He's a loser. Look at him.
• 29:42
  He's Chris Breezy. Now she's asking the court
• 29:45
  to give her access to his financial records.
• 29:47
  Oh, my God. This is dirty, right? You're a dog's
• 29:50
  enter. Whatever. You're a housekeeper. You don't
• 29:54
  deserve any access to his records. She can seize
• 29:56
  what she's owed. Well, that's a good point, but
• 29:59
  she's going to want to see other things. Because,
• 30:01
  you know, let's say he owes her $200 ,000. You
• 30:03
  know, he probably spent $200 ,000 on, like, a
• 30:05
  prostitute. Mm -hmm. That's probably what she
• 30:08
  wants to see. Like, oh, women! She wants to see
• 30:12
  the money. Mm -hmm. This is a very serious note.
• 30:16
  I know I've been a jackass on this show. Mm -hmm.
• 30:19
  I know I can be bombastic and annoying, but I
• 30:25
  love my mom very deeply. I'm a mama's boy. And
• 30:33
  the idea of my mom going missing. So when I see
• 30:40
  what's going on with Savannah, Savannah Guthrie,
• 30:45
  not Chrisley, that brat. Her parents are actually
• 30:48
  around. I hear Savannah Guthrie's new plea for
• 30:52
  her missing mom. I'm coming on today with a very
• 30:54
  specific message. It has been months since our
• 31:00
  mom was taken from us. I don't even know how
• 31:04
  you would sleep. When I had my cat, when I thought
• 31:08
  she was missing, but she was hiding in the corner
• 31:10
  of the hotel room when I was drunk two weeks
• 31:11
  ago in Jacksonville. I didn't even know I was
• 31:13
  going to sleep and I didn't even know where she
• 31:14
  was. Roaming the halls drunk. In a city I just
• 31:20
  touched down in, even though I drove, being Jacksonville.
• 31:23
  I cannot imagine. Having to talk to America.
• 31:26
  And the thing is, even with the trauma I've gone
• 31:30
  through, like my uncle died two years ago suddenly
• 31:33
  and my dad dying. Yeah, I was on the radio, but
• 31:36
  I was never in front of a camera. There's days
• 31:40
  when you go through a breakup or you go through
• 31:43
  death or something going on and you're crying
• 31:46
  on the way to work. It's just the truth. But
• 31:49
  the best part is you don't know what I look like.
• 31:50
  My hair looks like crap today. But Savannah Guthrie
• 31:53
  has to go on TV and talk about the latest grocery
• 31:57
  prices when she doesn't know where her mom is.
• 32:00
  That's insane. That's how much of a professional
• 32:03
  she is. Our family is in agony. We are in a nightmare
• 32:09
  that will not end. Nothing about our situation
• 32:11
  has changed. That sucks. You know what I think
• 32:16
  the unfortunate part is? I was having a discussion
• 32:19
  with my friend Randy over at O2 Car of a Lounge
• 32:24
  out there in Largo. I always have very deep conversations
• 32:30
  in Largo. It's all as they say in Australia.
• 32:34
  Kyle and Jackie on the old radio show used to
• 32:36
  do a segment where it was, Tradies versus ladies.
• 32:39
  Not trannies. Tradies. People that work trades.
• 32:43
  And I love that term. I wish it was used in America.
• 32:45
  Like a Florida is a tradie. Not tranny. Tradie
• 32:49
  city. And I have great conversations with the
• 32:53
  hardworking men out there. And I told my friend
• 32:58
  Randy, the blue collar guy. which is fine. I'm
• 33:02
  not MAGA, but I don't hate on my friend for being
• 33:04
  MAGA because you can do what you want. But I
• 33:09
  will tell you the fact that I told him, I don't
• 33:15
  think we know where Nancy Guthrie is. And I know
• 33:18
  that's obvious, but what I'm saying is I don't
• 33:20
  think her body exists. I would not be surprised.
• 33:24
  I don't want to give you guys a panic attack.
• 33:26
  If her remains don't exist, if they maybe even
• 33:30
  tossed out the dust, everyone's talking about
• 33:32
  let's look for this body. I don't think the exact
• 33:35
  body exists anymore. I don't think you're just
• 33:38
  going to go into a mansion and find a rotting
• 33:40
  cloth. Unfortunately, I think it's dust. It sucks.
• 33:45
  It's terrible to think about. There's nothing
• 33:47
  good in this situation, but don't think it exists.
• 33:50
  856 -49 -HAPPY. At 856 -494 -6773. Here's a woman
• 33:56
  talking about sex. Can we have an honest conversation
• 33:59
  about sex for a second? Why? Because you're going
• 34:02
  to overthink it and spread this propaganda to
• 34:05
  the women to not put out. As of right now, a
• 34:07
  lot of people will quietly choose pleasing themselves
• 34:11
  over being with the person lying next to them.
• 34:13
  Here's the thing. I think women like touching
• 34:19
  themselves more than men do. First of all, when
• 34:23
  a woman does it, it's a lot cuter. It's a lot
• 34:26
  less ridiculous looking. Like when a woman flicks
• 34:35
  to me and it's kind of cute. That's adorable.
• 34:39
  But when a guy's going at it, it looks ridiculous.
• 34:43
  So I think women prefer, you know, self -pleasure
• 34:46
  more than a man. Especially when I'm stoned.
• 34:51
  But I'll be like, allegedly, but I'll be like
• 34:53
  watching the video and watching spanking it.
• 34:56
  And I'm like, I'm watching professional actors
• 34:57
  that don't even want to do it to each other.
• 34:59
  Maybe the man does, but I'm saying like the orgasm
• 35:02
  you achieve when you're actually hooking up with
• 35:07
  somebody compared to self -pleasure is so much
• 35:12
  better. Now I've said this before in public.
• 35:17
  And people often take this the wrong way and
• 35:19
  try to spin my words. So read the transcript
• 35:23
  when I say this, okay? Because there's a transcript
• 35:26
  on the Spotify app, I believe. And on the Apple
• 35:30
  podcast, a little transcript. And if you're listening
• 35:32
  on YouTube, all two views I get on YouTube, which
• 35:35
  makes my show look like I have no listens. I
• 35:37
  love it. The thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 35:41
  and girls, but the thing, That is so beautiful
• 35:47
  and beautiful. About sex is to consent. Now,
• 35:54
  when I've said this in conversations at kava
• 35:56
  bars, people look at me like, well, of course,
• 35:58
  but the idea that the woman or whatever you're
• 36:04
  into wants to consensually be intimate with you
• 36:08
  is hot. That's why even in my loneliest moments
• 36:15
  in 2018, an upon listener told me about rub maps.
• 36:20
  I didn't do anything. Also, I don't want to be
• 36:25
  like other anyway. The love isn't gone, guys.
• 36:28
  It's because sex stopped feeling like anything,
• 36:31
  right? And I don't know. I think for guys, it
• 36:34
  always feels like something. I think for women.
• 36:38
  They overthink it. I don't necessarily think
• 36:40
  it's a technique problem. I think we've turned
• 36:42
  sex into biology, science, hormones. I agree.
• 36:46
  I think we're overthinking it. And I think the
• 36:50
  problem is... You have these losers. Even though
• 36:54
  I like some of his dating advice about getting
• 36:57
  over breakups because it's energy that can't
• 36:59
  be replaced and go to the gym. But I think people
• 37:02
  like Andrew Tate and that loser known as Myron
• 37:06
  Gaines have made women think that all men suck.
• 37:10
  And I think we have so much dopamine in front
• 37:14
  of us. that I don't even think we have, I don't
• 37:17
  even know how to explain it. We have so much
• 37:19
  dopamine that I don't even think we want to have
• 37:21
  sex anymore. Think about it. If you go to a party
• 37:26
  in 1985, what are you going to do? You turn on
• 37:32
  the radio, unless you have a CD player or a record
• 37:34
  player or a cassette player. I wasn't here in
• 37:36
  the 80s. You turn on the player and you have
• 37:39
  sex and you party. Now you can do live videos.
• 37:45
  Now you can do things. You can post a video on
• 37:49
  social media and get 100 likes at the party and
• 37:52
  get the same dopamine hit that you would have
• 37:54
  if you had sex. I think sex. I think it's being
• 38:01
  replaced because we're finding other ways to
• 38:03
  get that same high. I'll be honest. The moments
• 38:09
  I've gotten hundreds of thousands of views on
• 38:11
  TikTok, I feel pretty good. What's going on here?
• 38:18
  If you saw me drowning, surrounded by sharks,
• 38:21
  and chose to walk away instead of helping, you
• 38:23
  don't deserve to know. Whatever. I don't know
• 38:27
  what to say about sharks. Is it shark week? But
• 38:29
  I love Shark Tale. That is an underrated cartoon.
• 38:35
  Hmm. Here's a dirty running broad you gotta stay
• 38:39
  away from. You seem like the type that would
• 38:41
  do 50 -50. Mm -hmm. Have you ever made a woman
• 38:46
  pay for herself on a date? Yes or no? No. I feel
• 38:49
  I'm the provider. I'm the family. Yeah. Until
• 38:54
  the bills come in. 8 -5 -6. 49, I'll be. It's
• 39:04
  8 -5 -6. 6 -7 -7 -3. Here's this hot ass woman
• 39:10
  right here. If you're trying to lose weight,
• 39:13
  get skinny, and just maintain your results, I'm
• 39:16
  going to tell you the best piece of advice that
• 39:18
  helps me lose 30 pounds and keep it off. And
• 39:23
  for reference, I was stuck at 160 pounds for
• 39:26
  most of my adult life. I bet she had a great
• 39:32
  ass. Literally could never lose weight. And now
• 39:37
  I'm 132 pounds. Way too skinny. And it's because
• 39:42
  of this advice. Your body is a direct reflection
• 39:45
  of the choices that you make. Oh, wow. It's real
• 39:49
  deep. Wow. You're just really innovative over
• 39:53
  here. Never thought of that concept. 856 -49
• 40:01
  -HAPPY. What's going on here? Believe it or not,
• 40:05
  Congress is crossing party lines over a short
• 40:08
  -spined raccoon. Jimothy went viral earlier this
• 40:11
  month because of his unusually short, rounded
• 40:13
  body. Experts believe he has the extremely rare
• 40:15
  condition called short -spine syndrome. TMZ obtained
• 40:20
  an exclusive letter where representatives Anna
• 40:22
  Paulina Luna and That hot piece of ass dumb woman.
• 40:26
  She may be hot, but she's stupid. Tim Burchett
• 40:30
  urged Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson to protect Jimothy.
• 40:33
  Katie just seemed like a brat. At all costs.
• 40:36
  All right, protect him. Protect him. That is
• 40:40
  the way you can get politicians to come near
• 40:42
  him. And there's a raccoon involved. Here's this
• 40:48
  orange mutant. The people that count, those people
• 40:52
  love Trump. Because I've done more for you than
• 40:56
  your parents, okay? To a father out there listening
• 41:03
  with a daughter, I'm pretty sure you didn't say
• 41:05
  you would have sex with your daughter. See you
• 41:08
  later, Trump. What's going on here? Why do we
• 41:13
  make marriage so complicated? Because I won't
• 41:16
  win. It's love each other, touch each other,
• 41:19
  laugh together, be on the same dang team. Fart
• 41:23
  in other rooms. It's not keeping score, reading
• 41:26
  minds, or winning arguments. Marriage isn't hard
• 41:29
  because love is hard. Whatever. So freaking deep
• 41:34
  and innovative. 8 -5 -6 -49, hubby. It's 8 -5
• 41:39
  -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -8. Here's Pete Davidson
• 41:46
  telling a story about how Trump faked the phone
• 41:49
  call. Like weird all week. He like faked the
• 41:51
  phone call during the table read. Whoa, whoa,
• 41:54
  whoa, hold on. What do you mean? In the middle
• 41:56
  of the table read, he like, he has a flip phone
• 41:59
  and he just, right as we started, he like, he
• 42:01
  was like, oh, hello. He goes, oh, fantastic.
• 42:05
  Okay, great. And then he hung up and he goes,
• 42:07
  hey, everybody, my book just went number one.
• 42:13
  I swear to my life, we were all like, yo, that
• 42:15
  phone didn't ring. And also, how did he have
• 42:20
  time to say that? Because you answered and went,
• 42:23
  yup, oh my god. Trump's a loser! He didn't even
• 42:30
  go, hello? Oh, wow, that's awesome, man. I love
• 42:36
  Pete Davidson. He's my parasocial spirit animal.
• 42:41
  Here's a woman who doesn't care anymore. Okay.
• 42:44
  The videos are getting crazy and wild. I'm done
• 42:47
  being people's PR manager. My kids know. Everybody
• 42:50
  in my orbit knows. So I'm just going to give
• 42:52
  you the nitty gritty details. I don't really
• 42:55
  care. It's down to nine. And why don't I say
• 43:02
  nine? Because I'm at nine. So I can tell. This
• 43:07
  tweet creeped me out. So. minors are not allowed
• 43:13
  to set up Apple Pay. So when D4VD, a .k .a. David,
• 43:18
  the singer that murdered and had sex with the
• 43:19
  14 -year -old girl, Celeste Rivas, when he was
• 43:23
  sending her $9 ,000 because $10 ,000 gets investigated
• 43:28
  by the IRS, it was sent to her parents. So Celeste
• 43:32
  Rivas' parents, those dirty rod and losers, let
• 43:35
  her down and essentially pimped out her daughter.
• 43:38
  It's essentially the same thing that happened
• 43:40
  with Wander Franco, only David's getting a proper
• 43:44
  case and Tampa Bay kissed Wander Franco's ass.
• 43:48
  A little different. Is karma real or not? Karma
• 43:53
  is real and people only seem to remember that
• 43:56
  when it's finally their turn to feel it. I don't
• 43:59
  really think it's real. Look who our president
• 44:03
  is. I mean, if you put out bad energy, maybe
• 44:09
  sometimes it comes back, you know? Like, David
• 44:12
  is ordered to stand trial. I hate that in L .A.
• 44:16
  we don't get to see the inside of the courtroom.
• 44:18
  I would love to watch footage of that loser.
• 44:25
  Cassie wins decision against a male escort. Yeah.
• 44:33
  Can you imagine being married to Cassie being
• 44:35
  the guy's name is Alex or whatever? Just knowing
• 44:38
  everything you know about your wife. Talking
• 44:43
  about bad boys. There are some women that just
• 44:48
  want to date the bad boy. Yeah, they have daddy
• 44:52
  issues. They've got some complex about being
• 44:55
  mistreated. They choose it over and over and
• 44:58
  over again. They really do. Got some trauma or
• 45:01
  stuff. They're starting to try to work out and
• 45:03
  they will mistreat that good guy over and over
• 45:05
  again. And the guy's getting late. Now, maybe
• 45:10
  it's a little similar to like Brittany Renner
• 45:12
  where the woman ends up canceling you later.
• 45:16
  But at the same time, you are not quite a victim.
• 45:21
  You could be dating a crazy broad. There's no
• 45:25
  doubt about it. Are you still getting laid? Here's
• 45:31
  an older woman talking. Ladies, if a younger
• 45:35
  man asks you out, don't be shy. Have a conversation.
• 45:38
  There's nothing wrong with having a conversation.
• 45:40
  Maybe it's good that you talk fast so we can
• 45:42
  make the date go by quicker so we can have sex.
• 45:45
  I find it's pleasant. Oh, yeah. We had the stamina
• 45:50
  to go for days. Even though since I have my vasectomy,
• 45:57
  I don't, I'll last this long. Just information
• 46:00
  you need to know. This was fucking disturbing.
• 46:05
  So this guy is, this okay boxer named Dean McGrade
• 46:09
  is a punk ass Gen Z bitch. He's also getting
• 46:14
  mentored by Adrian Brown, which is just dangerous
• 46:17
  in itself. And there's audio. Now, the woman
• 46:22
  was like filming the ground, but this is what
• 46:24
  it sounds like when you date a boxer. There he
• 46:29
  is like slapping her and the phone's moving.
• 46:40
  It's not even funny. Yo! bitch, Dean. And your
• 46:44
  stream sucks. You're streaming because you know
• 46:49
  you're better off doing that than boxing because
• 46:51
  you're a bitch. This was the strangest thing
• 46:59
  I've ever seen. Is this a European looking girl?
• 47:09
  It's kind of cute. I'm actually going to retweet
• 47:12
  it on my Twitter. At Ryan Hoppy Radio. So you
• 47:16
  guys can see it. It's a woman who people in the
• 47:21
  comment section said is an OnlyFans. She is pretending
• 47:28
  that she's talking in another language. I don't
• 47:32
  know what language it is, but pretty much the
• 47:34
  premise of the video, you're going to hear sex
• 47:35
  in the other room, and she's pretending that
• 47:37
  she caught her boyfriend with her mom. It's the
• 47:39
  weirdest 25 seconds I've ever heard. Oh, my God.
• 48:02
  What does that mean? There you freaking go. Describes
• 48:20
  my show. Eight, five, six, 49 hot peanuts. Eight,
• 48:24
  five, six. 494 -6773. You can tweet at me at
• 48:28
  RyanHobbyRadio. Here is Adrian Broner talking
• 48:32
  about how he spent $2 ,500 on flights for girls
• 48:36
  for them to miss it. Is he just trying to go
• 48:43
  broke? Alcoholic moron. I'm serious, bro. I wasn't
• 48:55
  joking, bro. When I said this, bro, I booked
• 48:58
  like 2 ,500 in flights and nobody got on the
• 49:04
  flight, bro. There's no shot. Bro, I swear to
• 49:09
  God. It was like, bro, it was like four girls
• 49:12
  supposed to get on a flight and nobody made the
• 49:15
  flight. Yeah. I don't know why you're doing that,
• 49:21
  but he is. Hey, stupid. This is a weird clip
• 49:27
  right here. We'll let it play out for a second.
• 49:32
  This is Conan O 'Brien talking to Sean Hayes
• 49:36
  about a hooker and a Norm MacDonald goes into
• 49:41
  a realer story. Biddy bye time. But I call my
• 49:46
  brother later the next day, and I tell him, she's
• 49:48
  like, she was trying to get your money, you know?
• 49:51
  Because when I go out, all I bring is my license.
• 49:53
  No, hookers don't want your money. What are you
• 49:57
  talking about? No, but I mean, you know, pickpocket
• 50:00
  and all that stuff. Oh, I'll steal your money.
• 50:01
  That's what she was doing, right, like down at
• 50:02
  Pike's. That's different. But whatever, blah,
• 50:07
  blah, blah. Stupid story. I like it when an interview
• 50:13
  ends with blah, blah, blah, whatever. Well, Will
• 50:16
  and Grace. That's true, man. One time my buddy
• 50:19
  was with a hooker. He was telling me. Wait a
• 50:21
  minute. You have a hooker story? Yes. Here we
• 50:23
  go. And he said that he phoned me up once. He
• 50:27
  was in Vegas. And he's like, hey, man, I'm with
• 50:29
  this hooker. But I think she ripped me off, man,
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  because she took the money, right? Oh, no. Yeah.
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  She said it. She said, I'm going to... She said
• 50:40
  something about, like, I'm going to go into the
• 50:42
  bathroom and get a towel to wipe off your balls
• 50:44
  or something. Wait a minute. No, no, no. No,
• 50:49
  no, you can't. No, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
• 50:52
  You can't. No, you can't. Ah, 2003, when we had
• 50:56
  a sense of humor. Here is Trump being called
• 51:07
  a pedophile protector. It's causing tremendous
• 51:09
  problems for your jobs. But now that is changing
• 51:13
  because I placed historic tariffs on foreign
• 51:16
  producers. Talking louder. And manufacturers,
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  including a 25 % tariff on foreign automobiles,
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  something that no other. Yeah, it didn't really
• 51:28
  help, jackass. You stupid fuck. President had
• 51:31
  the courage to ever do. He's a communist. He's
• 51:42
  calling the guy that said pedophile protector
• 51:44
  a communist. It's the most overused freaking
• 51:47
  insult. Here is D4VD in a clip from Complex.
• 51:54
  It's now been deleted. Talking about what would
• 51:57
  happen if his phone got stolen. My phone got
• 52:00
  stolen. This is the anti -theft lock screen.
• 52:04
  Yeah, I checked my location on my other phone
• 52:05
  this morning. It's in China right now getting
• 52:07
  dismembered. Yeah, it's a little weird to say
• 52:09
  dismembered when you dismember the body, because
• 52:11
  you're a thug. Mm -hmm. A little weird. Mm -hmm.
• 52:18
  Mm -hmm. Kanell Joseph's mom broke down the real
• 52:22
  reason Dean immigrated and Adrian Broner didn't
• 52:24
  get into Kaisernatz Academy. A, B, and... Dean?
• 52:29
  That's what someone just TTS. Yeah, so they were
• 52:33
  saying that that's why they didn't get accepted.
• 52:36
  That's one of the reasons that they didn't get
• 52:38
  accepted into StreamRU. Because they are getting
• 52:42
  a lot of clout and, you know, people are really
• 52:45
  looking at their streams. They felt like that
• 52:48
  they were going to make other female streamers
• 52:51
  uncomfortable. So that's why they didn't get
• 52:55
  accepted. Wait, wait, so they said, what did
• 52:57
  they say to the female streamers? Whenever you
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  You want to hear my stream from last night? Mm
• 53:22
  -hmm. Got it. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. A lot of class.
• 53:34
  Let's show them. Let's see here. Here's Clavicular
• 53:38
  on a yacht telling women to get naked. Hop on.
• 53:43
  Hop on. Let's get this party started. Oh, yeah.
• 53:47
  How about we play a game? How about everybody
• 53:48
  get naked? Let's do it. Let's do the best. Oh,
• 53:51
  hey. Get on stream. I mean. No. I think it's
• 53:58
  a great area. Yeah, I'd say so. Nah, bro, I can
• 54:03
  do whatever I want. He's so autistic the way
• 54:07
  he tries to get the party going. Listen. He graduated
• 54:18
  eighth grade during COVID. That is COVID graduate
• 54:22
  behavior. Big homie CC says Lil Derrick's federal
• 54:27
  case will be hard to beat. First time we see
• 54:30
  an A -list entertainer get a life sentence, bro.
• 54:32
  They're trying to give incentive for other co
• 54:34
  -conspirators to tie up loose ends on cold cases
• 54:37
  that they want to associate to this. I just don't
• 54:40
  know how you beat eyewitness testimony. Nope.
• 54:42
  Yeah, Lil Derrick's screen. Here is the academic
• 54:47
  saying. D4VD, David, made $4 million in an album.
• 54:53
  That's how you hear my age, same CD. We're going
• 54:55
  to find out that David had a contract with his
• 54:59
  record label that was for $6 million per album.
• 55:03
  Every time he dropped an album, I know you guys
• 55:05
  never heard of his music, but his music was pretty
• 55:07
  popular. He was going to get... It must have
• 55:10
  been in some sub -world. It sounds so soulless.
• 55:13
  I know Usher is a terrible person. We'll get
• 55:15
  to him in a second. But, like, you listen to
• 55:18
  him or Chris Breen, or even someone like Frank
• 55:22
  Ocean, and he has, like, a $6 million, sort of,
• 55:25
  like, a swag to their voice. David sounded soulless.
• 55:29
  Just to put it in perspective, that's fucking
• 55:32
  huge. I agree. So, this girl went on stage at
• 55:39
  Usher's concert, and Usher tried to, like, make
• 55:43
  out with her and got denied. So here, first of
• 55:46
  all, is DJ Academics responding to it? Usher
• 55:48
  trying to, like, he trying to keep up with Chris
• 55:50
  Brown. But, you know, everybody looking at Usher
• 55:52
  like, Usher, you know, you got that harp still.
• 55:55
  And I know the suspect. Like, no disrespect.
• 55:58
  Like, you ain't young boys, so, like, they care
• 56:00
  about it with you. Yeah. So there's Academics.
• 56:05
  And then here she is being interviewed about
• 56:07
  it. If you could go back to last night, if you
• 56:09
  could change anything, would you? I don't think
• 56:15
  so. I mean, it's not bothering me. I don't feel
• 56:23
  a way towards it. I don't feel embarrassed. This
• 56:29
  is a 2026 talk to where we're making it way too
• 56:32
  easy for these women. I feel like this is ruining
• 56:39
  me in the public eye. Yeah, you need to stop
• 56:45
  thinking about him. And here she is on TMZ. Do
• 56:47
  it. It wasn't that I was into it. I was approached
• 56:50
  first. But here's the thing. She was approached
• 56:54
  first, but Chris Brown wasn't singing. That's
• 56:59
  what confuses me is why would you think you would
• 57:02
  get Chris Brown when Usher was the one singing?
• 57:05
  It wasn't even like it was a Chris Brown Usher
• 57:08
  song. It was Usher singing. Why would you get
• 57:11
  Usher? and upgrade it to VIP upgrade it's like
• 57:19
  from Idiocracy and they don't give you any instructions
• 57:23
  on but maybe pay attention to your surroundings
• 57:27
  what when where or how they didn't tell you they
• 57:31
  were going to pull you on stage They told me
• 57:33
  that it was a possibility of me going on stage,
• 57:36
  but they didn't confirm that until it was closer
• 57:39
  to time. Yeah, she seems kind of prude anyway.
• 57:43
  She doesn't seem that much fun at all. Just blah,
• 57:48
  blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Ryan Hoppy
• 58:06
  Radio dot com. The hour will be right back. You
• 58:09
  probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 58:12
  going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need
• 58:17
  to be affectionate. And you can see that with
• 58:19
  Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of
• 58:23
  touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call
• 58:27
  it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,
• 58:32
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 58:34
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 58:37
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 58:39
  around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour
• 58:44
  will be right back. Your money. Hey, what's up?
• 58:52
  You know what's good, man. You know how to reach
• 58:57
  out to you so you can sell the money. You need
• 59:02
  it, and it's your profit right now, you know
• 59:05
  what I'm saying? This here's for your money,
• 59:07
  your ball for God And I dig that too, let's see
• 59:12
  how we get it, let's go You know I like it, why
• 59:15
  I love it, why I can't do nothing but it That
• 59:18
  people keep on coming, I can't even run from
• 59:20
  it, ayy Check it on four, Lamborghini dough,
• 59:24
  sold out shows All that shit, no because I'm
• 59:27
  getting, I'm getting, I'm getting to that money
• 59:40
  We'll be right back. Listen, call me young Khaled
• 1:00:11
  And I wasn't on Khaled's album But I'm still
• 1:00:15
  a young boss, watch me Kevin Lowry And more money
• 1:00:19
  equals more problems Still I'm walking in the
• 1:00:22
  streets like I ain't worried about it See, I
• 1:00:24
  dropped a few meals, you know how I live So I
• 1:00:27
  gotta be in it like, hope you have it Why I love
• 1:00:31
  it, why I can't do nothing but it That tickle
• 1:00:33
  keep on coming, I can't even run from it Said
• 1:00:36
  we gon' fold up Lamborghini dough Sold out shows
• 1:00:40
  on the chino Because I'm getting, I'm getting,
• 1:00:43
  I'm getting to that money Yeah, I'm getting,
• 1:00:46
  I'm getting, I'm getting to that money Yeah,
• 1:00:48
  I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting to that
• 1:00:51
  money Yeah, I'm getting, I'm getting to that
• 1:00:53
  money Yeah, I'm getting, I'm getting to that
• 1:00:54
  money Put it in, shout it Call me Young Amazing
• 1:00:58
  Dr. Carter, now have some patience Time, I don't
• 1:01:02
  waste it No sanitation I don't recycle I go cycle
• 1:01:06
  crazy Outro Music Did you look for the money,
• 1:01:42
  if you ever lookin' for me? You know I like it,
• 1:01:45
  why I love it, I can't do nothin' but it There's
• 1:01:48
  a people comin', I can't even run from it, ayy
• 1:01:51
  Sheffy on four, Lamborghini dough Sold out shows,
• 1:01:55
  all that shit, no Because I'm gettin', I'm gettin',
• 1:01:58
  I'm gettin' to that money Yeah, I'm gettin',
• 1:02:00
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that money Yeah,
• 1:02:03
  I'm gettin', I'm gettin', I'm gettin' to that
• 1:02:05
  money Yeah, it ain't funny, go Get the money,
• 1:02:09
  go Youngberg. I believe now goes by the name
• 1:02:28
  Hitmaker and reinvented himself. And Lil Wayne
• 1:02:31
  went, getting the money. You always want to get
• 1:02:35
  that money. It's kind of the point of life. And
• 1:02:38
  then you die and you leave it for somebody else.
• 1:02:41
  Welcome to Happy Hour. There's something completely
• 1:02:54
  different. Door is closing. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:03:50
  here it is. The most listened to radio show on
• 1:03:54
  the planet. Even the other stations are tuned
• 1:03:56
  in, too. Ryan Harvey wakes up mad at the sky
• 1:04:35
  on Tampa Black. Cloudy again. Grey hangs low
• 1:04:40
  like a wet old rain. It drags us all day back.
• 1:04:44
  It's no good. The sun is a cheap old lie. When
• 1:04:49
  the ceiling drops too fast He wants, he wants,
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  room wants drive Now that everything can cast
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• 1:05:56
  Let's see what's going on with TMZ. How it is
• 1:06:00
  right now. Today on TMZ... Tom Holland's spidey
• 1:06:07
  senses failed him. Oh yeah, you know how you
• 1:06:10
  get spidey senses every time. Zendaya's on top.
• 1:06:17
  Because the chitter told him not to go on Hot
• 1:06:20
  Ones where he had a reversal of fortune. The
• 1:06:23
  wings of death got Tom Holland and he be. Oh
• 1:06:26
  yeah, it doesn't sound nice. I barely like the
• 1:06:29
  wings that were spicy and beat ups. Became the
• 1:06:32
  first guest. To throw up immediately after. On
• 1:06:37
  camera. Dude, what the f***? You can even make
• 1:06:44
  throwing up look classy. It's weird. You can
• 1:06:47
  use that. Oh yeah, no, they're going to use it,
• 1:06:49
  Tom. Diddy has landed himself in solitary confinement.
• 1:06:55
  Loser! After getting into a prison fight with
• 1:07:01
  another inmate. So we're being told that this
• 1:07:03
  inmate dissed Diddy. Oh yeah, you little bitch.
• 1:07:07
  And there was punches thrown. But four dicks
• 1:07:09
  doesn't really look like that hard of a prison,
• 1:07:12
  right? Oh yeah, he likes his dicks. How much
• 1:07:15
  time do you think you could do at four dicks?
• 1:07:16
  You think you could go toe -to -toe with those
• 1:07:17
  hardened criminals at four dicks? You would be
• 1:07:21
  a sweet treat in prison. Sweet treat. Donald
• 1:07:28
  Trump welcomed the World Series champion Los
• 1:07:31
  Angeles Dodgers to the White House. Welcome to
• 1:07:33
  this is really the new Rose Garden, how beautiful
• 1:07:35
  it is. All he wants to talk about is the renovations
• 1:07:38
  that he's done. Oh, whatever. You're going to
• 1:07:41
  be dead in like a maximum of 22 years, so shut
• 1:07:44
  up. You're a douche. Happy Hot Topic! Now let's
• 1:07:54
  talk about legendary R &B singer Usher and a
• 1:07:57
  recent moment that's got everyone talking. A
• 1:08:00
  woman named Gabrielle Cheyenne, who appeared
• 1:08:03
  on stage with Usher during his Nashville concert,
• 1:08:06
  is speaking out after facing major backlash online.
• 1:08:10
  Gabrielle, who hails from Chattanooga, took to
• 1:08:12
  Facebook to defend herself after people from
• 1:08:16
  her hometown started commenting on her appearance
• 1:08:18
  and her moment in the spotlight. What a bunch
• 1:08:21
  of losers. She revealed that she didn't actually
• 1:08:25
  volunteer to go on stage. Oh, whatever. Blah,
• 1:08:28
  blah, blah. Now you're famous. You're the Jordan
• 1:08:31
  Olypans. Spread out! Happy Hot Topic! I know
• 1:08:38
  that we're living in a world of struggle right
• 1:08:41
  now. I know that. But it's just... It's so hard.
• 1:08:45
  Kendra Wilkinson is sharing an emotional moment
• 1:08:48
  with her followers. On July 26th, the Girls Next
• 1:08:51
  Door alum, who embarked on her real estate journey
• 1:08:53
  in 2020, fights back tears as she opens up on
• 1:08:56
  her Instagram story about the challenges she's
• 1:09:05
  facing in her career. I feel like I'm doing everything
• 1:09:10
  right in my life. I'm raising my kids. Poor baby,
• 1:09:15
  man. I'm first. Everything good. I hope it all
• 1:09:21
  works out, but yeah, she got fired from the realtor
• 1:09:23
  agency. That sucks, man. It's never funny and
• 1:09:27
  fun. Snooki shares an update on her cervical
• 1:09:34
  cancer battle. Five months after the Jersey Shore
• 1:09:36
  alum shares she has been diagnosed with stage
• 1:09:39
  one cervical cancer, Nicole Snooki Polizzi provides
• 1:09:42
  an update ahead of her hysterectomy. oh yeah
• 1:09:45
  she says this in a recent tiktok video so i last
• 1:09:49
  left off with you guys saying that um yeah you
• 1:09:54
  know i was diagnosed with stage one cervical
• 1:09:57
  cancer and then i didn't tell you what happened
• 1:10:00
  next so i was like great okay now what the 38
• 1:10:04
  year old mom to lorenzo giovanna and angela with
• 1:10:07
  husband gianni lavali details her recent scan
• 1:10:10
  which confirms next steps in her cancer treatment
• 1:10:12
  so the next thing was the pet scan, right? Is
• 1:10:15
  that what it's called, the pet scan? All right,
• 1:10:17
  I'm glad you're feeling better. No! Happy hot
• 1:10:21
  topic! Olivia Rodrigo looks pretty happy for
• 1:10:26
  a girl, so. Oh, yeah! Although, you know how
• 1:10:30
  those videos I play to talk about listening to
• 1:10:32
  what a woman says? In one of her Avery songs,
• 1:10:37
  she talks about being a sociopath. So listen
• 1:10:41
  to that, gentlemen. In love. The Drop Dead singer
• 1:10:44
  confirming her new relationship with private
• 1:10:47
  equity associate Julian Cronenberg during a PDA
• 1:10:50
  -filled date. Oh, yeah. You know they want to
• 1:10:55
  have Atlanta. In Brooklyn, July 26th. The couple
• 1:10:58
  seen walking down the street and kissing each
• 1:11:00
  other's hands. Walking down the street singing.
• 1:11:04
  Hands while cozying up on a patch of grass in
• 1:11:08
  a park. I have to kill him for cozy. Yeah, she
• 1:11:12
  looks like a nice girl to get cozy with. We turn
• 1:11:18
  now to those massive lottery jackpots building
• 1:11:22
  and building. Yes, $600 million. The Powerball
• 1:11:26
  drawing overnight and a Mega Millions prize approaching
• 1:11:29
  the billion dollar mark for Tuesday's drawing.
• 1:11:33
  I never do it because I don't ever win. Remember
• 1:11:38
  I was like 18 years old and that was happening
• 1:11:43
  in Illinois and I was like, oh my God, I'm going
• 1:11:45
  to win and buy my own radio station. I had to
• 1:11:48
  do it all myself. Now let's talk about legendary
• 1:11:58
  rapper 50 Cent and boxer Adrian Broner. Just
• 1:12:02
  minutes ago, 50 Cent took to social media to
• 1:12:07
  share a heartfelt message in support of Adrian
• 1:12:10
  Broner. Yeah, he's in a lot of trouble. In the
• 1:12:14
  caption, 50 wrote, AB know what's up. That's
• 1:12:17
  my man. I love him. I'm glad he back on his thing.
• 1:12:20
  He can do it with the best of them when he focused.
• 1:12:23
  Yeah, he was losing some weight, but then he
• 1:12:26
  had those little sexual surcharges. I'm Harry
• 1:12:30
  Jowsey, and you may know me from different shows.
• 1:12:33
  What up, you little cream pie? You know, you
• 1:12:35
  get the... You get girls that you've always dreamed
• 1:12:37
  of. But I'm ready to settle down. Why didn't
• 1:12:40
  this like the right way to find your wife? You
• 1:12:42
  know what? Yeah, so I guess Harry Jowsey's doing
• 1:12:44
  a show called Let's Marry Harry. Yeah, nothing
• 1:12:47
  says true love like dating shows to find a wife.
• 1:12:50
  It's time now for The Spot. So the video is going
• 1:12:55
  to go on to say that Gen Z is choosing analog
• 1:12:58
  in a digital era. Dolly Parton is mourning the
• 1:13:03
  loss of one of her siblings. Coy Denver Parton,
• 1:13:06
  Dolly's brother, passed away on July 23rd at
• 1:13:09
  the age of 82. Yeah, that's got to make her feel
• 1:13:12
  old. It can't be ideal. A good feeling. You know,
• 1:13:15
  some Hollywood couples, they relax on vacation,
• 1:13:17
  but... Sidney Sweeney and Scooter Braun. Oh,
• 1:13:21
  no, no, no. They do the opposite. Three, two,
• 1:13:24
  one. Oh, yeah. The adrenaline. That's when I
• 1:13:32
  sound like my climax. The adrenaline junkies
• 1:13:34
  tandem bungee drop down a monster cliff in New
• 1:13:38
  Zealand. Sidney wrote biggest trust fall ever.
• 1:13:40
  The duo also free fall over a river at night.
• 1:13:44
  Yeah, rich people need to do weird things. If
• 1:13:49
  I was dating her, that'd be enough. I'm just
• 1:13:52
  going to pout down all day. NFL broadcaster Tony
• 1:14:01
  Romo arrested in Milwaukee on suspicion of operating
• 1:14:04
  on... Oh, yeah! When you go to Milwaukee, you
• 1:14:07
  get turned up. After the influence, a Milwaukee
• 1:14:10
  County Sheriff's deputy pulled him over on knife...
• 1:14:12
  It's got to be weird. They're probably a Packer
• 1:14:15
  fan. I'd love to see the body cam footage. 43
• 1:14:18
  just south of downtown Thursday. 12 News Nick
• 1:14:20
  Moore reports from the county jail. Oh, we learned
• 1:14:26
  of the arrest early this morning, shortly after
• 1:14:28
  Romo was released from the Milwaukee County Jail
• 1:14:32
  here, where he was brought for field sobriety
• 1:14:35
  tests and promptly arrested. Tony Romo is a four
• 1:14:39
  -time Pro Bowler. Yeah, he's a legend! His time
• 1:14:44
  with the Dallas Cowboys. Such a better quarterback
• 1:14:46
  than bitch -ass Dak Prescott. Boys, he's known
• 1:14:49
  to a new generation as an NFL broadcaster with
• 1:14:52
  CBS. All right, so he got arrested. Alright,
• 1:14:55
  time for Kelly Ripon News. 6, 6, 9, hostin' the
• 1:15:09
  booth, duckin' girlfriends, happy hour, talkin'
• 1:15:12
  raw, say the whole thing Sex, dates, bad texts,
• 1:15:15
  and the bowl games, name ringin' from the bird
• 1:15:17
  to the whole plane Late night, Lula on his lap,
• 1:15:20
  why the phones ring, throwback tracks, make the
• 1:15:22
  first crush, phone pings Celebrity gossip, got
• 1:15:24
  the tea, let it all steam, national show, out
• 1:15:27
  to bay with the tall king He said, happy hour,
• 1:15:29
  say the whole thing Kelly Ripa misses live after
• 1:15:53
  undergoing a gum graft surgery. The live is absent
• 1:15:56
  from the July 27th episode of the broadcast.
• 1:15:59
  with her husband and co -host Mark Consuelos,
• 1:16:01
  revealing a recent medical procedure left her
• 1:16:04
  temporarily sidelined. Mark says this alongside
• 1:16:07
  guest co -host Kevin Jonas during the show. Oh,
• 1:16:10
  yeah! Kevin Jonas! Kelly had a little bit of,
• 1:16:14
  well, it's not a little, it's a gum graft surgery.
• 1:16:17
  Whoa, okay. And she was, her doctor, her dentist
• 1:16:20
  said five years ago, you can do it in about five
• 1:16:22
  years. And she joked, she's like, I didn't think
• 1:16:25
  I'd still be on the air in five years. All right.
• 1:16:28
  Glad she's doing okay, I guess. Ron Hoppy on
• 1:16:31
  the air. Yeah, we back in this. Time for Alex
• 1:16:35
  Errol News. In your car. In your cubicle. Wherever
• 1:16:40
  you at. We got another one to talk about. Scroll,
• 1:16:49
  same face, same pose. Filter on thick like them
• 1:16:52
  fake friends' clothes. Capture so deep, it don't
• 1:16:55
  say one thing. But the brand deal link always
• 1:16:57
  stay front page. She rehearse that laugh that
• 1:17:00
  I'm just like you. In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous
• 1:17:03
  view. Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the
• 1:17:05
  podcast chair. Say a whole lot of words, but
• 1:17:08
  there's nothing really there. Alex Earl is a
• 1:17:10
  wannabe, call her daddy. Wannabe, wannabe. Trying
• 1:17:15
  to copy every topic, everybody. Alex Earl is
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  Steinfeld is giving fans a peek into life off
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  so family friendly. Shocking update involving
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  Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Biennemi's
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  family. Authorities say his 27 -year -old son,
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  Elijah Biennemi, was arrested after allegedly
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  inside the family's Virginia home on Sunday.
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  her son and have trust in him. Sunday. So that
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  of Eric Biennemi, man, he should have never left
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  the Chiefs. I know he gets passed up for being
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  76ers. Very strange. I was on the phone when
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  at Cox Media Group and I would board up overnight,
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  very proud of you. We'll be right back. In Hernando
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• 1:28:53
  and the Weeki Wachee area. It's a weird area
• 1:28:57
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• 1:29:04
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• 1:29:09
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• 1:29:13
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• 1:29:18
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• 1:29:20
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• 1:29:26
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• 1:31:19
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• 1:32:41
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• 1:32:57
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• 1:34:40
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• 1:36:10
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  like robbery in banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic,
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  droppin' wisdom, loose dreams Syndicated Skaro,
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  now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy
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  album's gonna feel close Radio hits, made it
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  like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin'
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  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's
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  just so unfair But the laughter's growing dim
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  Eardrums mix and hoppy Like fingers without rings
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  VHX to FM The shoutouts hit the street But soon
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  the sound will vanish Like shadows in the heat
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  The hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio waves
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  fading like a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving
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  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm Oh life's
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  just so unfair Oh life's buzzing But the laughter's
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  growing dim Rollin' dim, eardrums mixin' Hoppy
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  like fingers without rings Gaining checks to
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  FM, shoutouts hit the street But soon the sound
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  will vanish like shadows in the heat Oh, the
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  Hoppy Hour is comin' to a close Radio waves fade
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  and Michael Wilson rose Laughter and joy dissolvin'
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  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's
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  just so unfair Like clockwork to a show Now it's
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  time to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot
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  Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine The void
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  left in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line
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  Empty speakers silenced by the coming to an end
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  Like a rollercoaster stopping round a river's
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  bend Hoppy's jokes and jacksies are daily grind
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  Now silence will remember thoughts we can't rewind
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  Oh, the Hoppy Hour It's just so unfair. RyanHockeyRadio
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  .com And like that, he's gone. He probably had
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  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and
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  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
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  America. Door is closing.