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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Mark Simone Show. Hey, it's Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like summer today. You're gonna have three days
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  Speaker 1: of summer, like eighty something degrees. It's gonna go back
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  Speaker 1: to being in the fifties next week sixties. But you
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  Speaker 1: get the three day summer previews, So enjoy it. What
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  Speaker 1: the hell happened with the Red Sox left? So the
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  Speaker 1: Red Sox pitcher Garrett Crotchett Red Sox versus Twins game begins,
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  Speaker 1: Red Sox pitcher Garrett Crotchet on the mound disaster gives
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  Speaker 1: up eleven runs and two innings. Eleven runs total, meltdown
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  Speaker 1: eleven runs and two innings. It's eleven to nothing at
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  Speaker 1: the end of two. What are you gonna do? Well? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and the Red Sox ended up losing thirteen to three.
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  Speaker 1: You know, even great great pictures. Remember that famous Whitey
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  Speaker 1: Ford story, the big great Yankee legend. Whitey Ford. He
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  Speaker 1: is early sixties Yankees. He comes out. First pitch, he
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  Speaker 1: throws the first pitch, batter hits a home run. First pitch,
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  Speaker 1: next batter, Whitey Ford throws one pitch, batter hits a triple.
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  Speaker 1: Next batter, Whitey Ford throws one pitch, batter hits a single.
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  Speaker 1: Next batter, whitey Ford throws one pitch, batter hits another
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  Speaker 1: home run. Finally, the manager comes out to the mound
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  Speaker 1: and the catcher, Yogi Bear, runs up to the mount
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  Speaker 1: and the manager turns to Yogi Yogi does he have
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  Speaker 1: it tonight? And yog goes, how the hell would I know?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't caught anything yet. I haven't caught a pitch.
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  Speaker 1: So that was probably the worst opening of any pitcher. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you Democrats, you may have a problem. Yesterday, Hillary Clinton
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  Speaker 1: is all of a sudden on Morning Joe, and I
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  Speaker 1: was a little surprised. Morning Joe says, coming up the
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  Speaker 1: next hour, Hillary Clinton will be with us. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that Hillary Clinton's going to show up at MS
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  Speaker 1: now in their little tiny news studio. I remember they
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  Speaker 1: were thrown out of NBC at this little studio Times
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  Speaker 1: Square at eight in the morning. Well, she didn't show up.
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  Speaker 1: It was on the phone. That's how much she thinks
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  Speaker 1: of Morning Joe and their three hundred thousand viewers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just call in, but they kept her on a
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  Speaker 1: long time, So she was on for about a half
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  Speaker 1: hour talking about her ran talking about how bad Trump is.
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  Speaker 1: All this is Hillary for happening. Then I noticed the
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  Speaker 1: rest of the day, Hillary's on a lot of shows.
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  Speaker 1: You may have a problem. She's on with Anderson Cooper,
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  Speaker 1: She's on with CBS, She's all over the place. Is
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  Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton? I think she's getting ready to run in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight. You're going to have a problem here.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Gavin Newsom has been the front runner, but
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  Speaker 1: he's not going any place. He's not going to make it,
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  Speaker 1: and he's got this crazy wife who's really sinking everything
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  Speaker 1: for him. But you got to remember the history of
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  Speaker 1: Democratic presidential campaigns. If you go back through the past
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  Speaker 1: three years out, four years out, there's always some pretty
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  Speaker 1: boy who emerges as the big front runner. And whoever
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  Speaker 1: that is right now, it's Gavin Newsom, But whoever that
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  Speaker 1: is always fizzles out and bombs out and is gone.
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  Speaker 1: In the past, it was John Edwards, in the past,
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  Speaker 1: it was Gary Hart. There's always been a bunch of them,
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  Speaker 1: but whoever's in front now never gets any place, never
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  Speaker 1: goes any place. And then there were other people, some
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  Speaker 1: of these governors, but none of them look like they're
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  Speaker 1: going to really take off and then well, what about
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  Speaker 1: Kamala Harrismith. She says she'll run again. But in California,
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  Speaker 1: Eric Swaalwell having to give up his career and leave
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  Speaker 1: a public life. That changes the whole governor's race in California.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like he'd be the front runner. Run will
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  Speaker 1: be Tom Steyer, who's got no chance. He's got no personality,
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  Speaker 1: he's just unpleasant guy. So somebody could jump in there.
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  Speaker 1: And now Kamala Harris, apparently behind the scenes, is looking
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  Speaker 1: at running for governor California. She's seriously talking about jumping
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  Speaker 1: into that race. Remember it's a one party state. If
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  Speaker 1: you win as the Democratic nominee, you win the governorship.
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  Speaker 1: So she's seriously looking at the governor's race. That takes
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  Speaker 1: her out of the presidential race. So you got a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I think Hillary is back. She was all over television's
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  Speaker 1: doing a lot of shows yesterday. Now she's this angry,
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  Speaker 1: bitter woman. Lives up in that Chappaqua estate there. He's
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  Speaker 1: also got a big, beautiful townhouse Georgetown, Washington, DC. But
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  Speaker 1: she's like the old lady in Sunset Boulevard. He's drinking
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  Speaker 1: all day, yelling and screaming, about making a comeback. But
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  Speaker 1: here she was on CBS yesterday in retrospect.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think Bill should have resigned in the wake
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  Speaker 2: of the Monica Lewinsky scan? Absolutely not. It wasn't an
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  Speaker 2: abusive power.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Now there are people who look at the incidents of
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  Speaker 2: the nineties and they say, a president of the United
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  Speaker 2: States cannot have a consensual relationship with an intern. The
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  Speaker 2: power imbalances to was an adult.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually pretty funny. This is a real change
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  Speaker 1: in tune. I know it's many years later. How many
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  Speaker 1: years later is it. Yeah, it's like twenty five years later.
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  Speaker 1: But to now act like we'ren't doing anything wrong, But no,
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  Speaker 1: I was anything wrong with No. Yeah, the president of
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  Speaker 1: the United States, you're not really supposed to be banging
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  Speaker 1: interns right in the Oval Office on the floor of
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  Speaker 1: the Oval. You're not supposed to be doing that. Remember,
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  Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan would never take his jacket off in the
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  Speaker 1: Oval Office. He thought it'd be disrespectful. Even if he
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  Speaker 1: came in, you know, sometimes you'd come in on a
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  Speaker 1: Saturday to do some work. He would never come in
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  Speaker 1: without his jacket on. He thought it was disrespectful to
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  Speaker 1: the Oval office. Compare that to Bill Clinton, took his
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  Speaker 1: shirt off, took his pants off, took us at me
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  Speaker 1: right in the Oval office. Let me hear that again,
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  Speaker 1: she said. I mean even back then, remember when Clinton
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  Speaker 1: finally had to confess indeed, I did have an inappropriate
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  Speaker 1: affair with that Miss Lewinsky, and Hillary had to look
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  Speaker 1: all upset, and you know, I mean, clearly it was right.
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  Speaker 1: You can't justify this. But now this is going to
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  Speaker 1: be her new attitude. We didn't do anything wrong. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't appraise she was an adult.
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  Speaker 2: It was in retrospect. Do you think Bill should have
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  Speaker 2: resigned in the wake of the Monica Lewinsky scan? Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't an abusive power No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, in any company, any corporation, any business,
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  Speaker 1: if you're the big executive and you're forty eight years
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  Speaker 1: old and you're sleeping with an underling and I'm he
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  Speaker 1: was like only thirty. Any time an executive is sleeping
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  Speaker 1: with somebody under him, no pun intended, You're you're not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to. This is you get fired. In every company
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  Speaker 1: the world, everybody gets fired because it's an imbalance of power. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this would be the greatest single imbalance of power in
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  Speaker 1: the history of the Earth. One's an intern, one's president
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  Speaker 1: of the United States. If you were the vice president
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  Speaker 1: of sales and she was one of the salespeople, that's
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  Speaker 1: right there, you get fired. This is an intern, a
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  Speaker 1: little intern, versus the president the United States. So she's
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  Speaker 1: saying it's not it's it's not inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: It's ridiculous people who look at the incidents of the
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  Speaker 2: nineties and they say a president of the United States
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  Speaker 2: cannot have a consensual relationship with an intern. The power
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  Speaker 2: imbalance is to was an adult.
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  Speaker 1: She was an adult twenty two starstruck. I mean twenty two,
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  Speaker 1: and she wasn't the most mature twenty two year olds.
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  Speaker 1: So I think you got a problem with Democrats. She's
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  Speaker 1: running again. You're not getting rid of her. She's back.
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  Speaker 1: And also I'm sure she's terrified of running against Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump because remember he just brutalized her in three debates.
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  Speaker 1: He just slapped her around in those debates. So Trump
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  Speaker 1: can't run, he's term limited out. So she's probably thinking
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  Speaker 1: to herself, I don't want to tangle him again. But
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  Speaker 1: I could beat Marco Rubio, I can beat jd Vance
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  Speaker 1: And what would Rubio run on his qualifications are secretary
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  Speaker 1: of state? Well so was she? What's fans qualificing? I
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  Speaker 1: was the vice president? Well so was she? Kind of
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  Speaker 1: to Bill Clinton, So yeah, I think you can have
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  Speaker 1: a problem. You're not getting rid of her that easy.
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  Speaker 1: Victor Orban, Hungary's leader, a strong man or a band
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  Speaker 1: out of power. Hey, by the way, you know they're acting.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big, big shock. It was not a shock
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  Speaker 1: to anybody. Or Band's polling showed he would lose. He
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  Speaker 1: had John McLaughlin, the greatest polster in the world. But
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  Speaker 1: from what I hear, the polls, his private polls showed
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't going to make it. They really seriously didn't
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  Speaker 1: think he'd make it. Or Band had all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: problems from the funny business of money, corruption and all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of things all over the place in Hungary, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of corruption there. Also, he'd gotten too close to Putin.
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  Speaker 1: He got way too tangled up with Putin. People didn't
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  Speaker 1: like that, and they just wanted him gone. Hey, Congress
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  Speaker 1: is back today in Washington, DC. Yeah, they took a
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  Speaker 1: three week vacation. It's today the fourteenth. Yeah, three weeks
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  Speaker 1: later they're back. Three weeks they got a vacation. They
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  Speaker 1: just write this stuff into the rules. They get a
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  Speaker 1: three week vacation for Easter, so they're back today. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see what they do. You know, this Hassan Piker. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to hear about this guy lot Hassan Piker. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of scandal going on here, but just you'll
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  Speaker 1: hear the name and not maybe not know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan is the biggest thing on earth, especially for Republicans,
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  Speaker 1: because Rogan's podcast can change elections, can really affect things.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's one of the reasons, one of the
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  Speaker 1: major reasons Donald Trump won. Remember when he did Joe
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  Speaker 1: Rogan's podcast and it was about two hours, it got
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  Speaker 1: to eighty million people. You know, in the old days,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to become president, you have to buy
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  Speaker 1: these TV commercials, you run network TV commercials. Well, nowadays
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  Speaker 1: those don't mean a damn thing. Nobody watches network TV anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Two million people at the most, if you're lucky, maybe
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  Speaker 1: a million and a half. That's all you're reaching with
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  Speaker 1: those TV commercials. If you're on Joe Rogan's podcast, you're
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  Speaker 1: talking to eighty million people. Even if it's not great
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  Speaker 1: like Kamala or somebody like that. You know, you might
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  Speaker 1: get to even if it's not the biggest Joe Rogan podcast,
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  Speaker 1: you'll get the forty five million people, but eighty million people.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a very very powerful thing. You know. It's
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  Speaker 1: like talk radio. Rush Limbaugh was the biggest thing in
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  Speaker 1: talk radio. To be endorsed by Rush or get some
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  Speaker 1: good coverage on Russia. Why that meant the world. So Republicans,
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  Speaker 1: conservatives tend to totally dominate talk radio. So for years, Democrats,
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  Speaker 1: we've got to get that going for us. We need that.
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  Speaker 1: So they created Air America trying to create their own
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  Speaker 1: Rush Limbo. They came up with the worst host you
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  Speaker 1: ever saw. The big star was Al Franken. You remember
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  Speaker 1: Al Franken. They thought he'll be a good talk show host.
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  Speaker 1: And he came in and he talked like this, Al
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  Speaker 1: Franklin with his voice, and well remember imagine four hours
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  Speaker 1: every guy talking like this. And he did an NPR
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  Speaker 1: kind of show with a lot of NPR type of guests.
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  Speaker 1: And who else did they have on? Well one late
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  Speaker 1: night one was Rachel Maddow who went onto a big career.
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  Speaker 1: Who else was on there was Alf Franken Janine Garafflo, Garrafflo,
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  Speaker 1: whatever name is, you had a show. She was kind
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  Speaker 1: of cute, but like an angry, screaming left wing I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember, and I can't remember who the rest of
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  Speaker 1: them were, but that totally bombs. So what they're doing now,
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to create a Joe Rogan because of these
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  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan types, Conservatives are dominating podcasting, so they're trying
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  Speaker 1: to catch up. So they came up with this Hassan Piker.
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  Speaker 1: They decided this would be their guy. He had what
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  Speaker 1: looked like a pretty popular podcast, so they all got
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  Speaker 1: behind him. Hassan Piker, he'll be our Joe Rogan. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the problem is that people have been digging into Hassan
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  Speaker 1: Piker in the past and his old comments, and it
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  Speaker 1: was all about how Hamas is much much more noble
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  Speaker 1: than Israel. Nine to eleven. We deserved it, We were
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  Speaker 1: awful deserved nine to eleven. They just found tons of antisemitic,
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  Speaker 1: pro terrorist nonsense. So now the Democrats don't know what
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  Speaker 1: the hell they do. Should they distance themselves from a
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  Speaker 1: San Piker. They're too tight into him. So he's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a big, big liability for them. Hey, mom,
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  Speaker 1: Donnie embracing this socialism. You know, you figure, well, it's
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  Speaker 1: easy to be a socialist when you're an Ivy League
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  Speaker 1: college academic idiot on a campus. But when you're actually
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  Speaker 1: in a real job managing a city, you're going to reality.
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  Speaker 1: He'll start to wake you up. Now, Nope, he still
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  Speaker 1: believes in this socialism, even the classic expression about what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with socialism? Listen me take that on.
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  Speaker 3: I have thought often of the Margaret Chasters quote. The
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  Speaker 3: problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of
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  Speaker 3: other people's money. If anything, my friends, it seems that
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  Speaker 3: you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. Now, this is your typical college mentality,
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  Speaker 1: or Harvard Columbia Ivy League campus mentality. You're like starry eyed, dreaming, idealistic,
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  Speaker 1: believe all this nonsense even though it has no reality
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  Speaker 1: or anything practical about it. So what you still believe it? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Weinstein begins his third trial today, trying to beat
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  Speaker 1: these rape charges. He's back on trial. When you're a prisoner,
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  Speaker 1: and remember, when you're Harvey Weinstein, you've been living this
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  Speaker 1: life of luxury for decades and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: you're in Rikers Island, you're in prison, and you see,
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  Speaker 1: why keep going back on trial? Why keep fighting the case?
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  Speaker 1: Why keep going back into court? Because if you're in prison,
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  Speaker 1: in a terrible dungeon of a prison, eating prison food,
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  Speaker 1: anytime you can go to court, it's like going to
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  Speaker 1: Monte Carlo. It's like a resort compared to the courtroom.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the courtroom, you get dressed up, You're sitting
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  Speaker 1: in a nice, beautiful room with normal people. There's guards,
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  Speaker 1: it's safe. There's a lot of recesses, breaks, lunch where
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  Speaker 1: you go into the courthouse cafeteria, which is like a
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  Speaker 1: five star dining compared to what you're eating in prison.
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  Speaker 1: So if you can spend the thirty days in a
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  Speaker 1: courtroom every day, it's much much better than sitting in
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  Speaker 1: your prison cell. So they love going back to trial.
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  Speaker 1: Here's kind of a Now, this is an interesting story.
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  Speaker 1: There's a couple of products coming out. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: be hearing about these that they go in your toilet.
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  Speaker 1: One is like a white thing looks like a hockey puck,
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  Speaker 1: an others little you're supposed to put this in your toilet.
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  Speaker 1: It analyzes your urine and all the other stuff that
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  Speaker 1: comes out. It analyzes them because that can tell you
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  Speaker 1: a lot about your health. A lot of times you
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  Speaker 1: go to a doctor for a big physical part of that,
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  Speaker 1: I need a urine sand ample because from that they
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  Speaker 1: can analyze that see all kinds of things about your health.
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  Speaker 1: Same thing with a stool sample. So apparently this is
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  Speaker 1: gonna become a They think this is gonna be huge.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna put this in their toilet and I guess
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  Speaker 1: it bluetooths to your phone and gives you a whole
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  Speaker 1: breakdown of what's in there. It can detect early detection
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  Speaker 1: of any medical problems, diseases, any of that kind of stuff. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the only problem we already have this for sleep, Like
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  Speaker 1: I got my Apple Watch on. I sleep with this,
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  Speaker 1: and I wake up in the morning, first thing I
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  Speaker 1: do is go to my phone and check my sleep score.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do well last night. I got a low
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  Speaker 1: sleep score. It was awake too much. And then I
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  Speaker 1: have this other one. This is a good tracker. It's
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  Speaker 1: called sleep cycle. This is the best one. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: got a low rating on there last night. And then
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  Speaker 1: my snoring nine minutes of snoring it records you snoring too.
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  Speaker 1: You can listen to it. The reason I got a
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  Speaker 1: low score too much talking in my sleep a lot
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  Speaker 1: of Now the truth is I wasn't talking to my
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  Speaker 1: It's the TV. I like to fall asleep with the TV.
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  Speaker 1: So it sounded to this thing like I was talking
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  Speaker 1: in my sleep. It was actually the TV on. But
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  Speaker 1: it drives you nuts because you don't and then you
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  Speaker 1: show it to your doctor, Hey, look at this. This
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  Speaker 1: doesn't it And he kind of rolls his eyes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: stop with your Apple Watch. So that's the problem with
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  Speaker 1: this thing that everybody's gonna put in a toilet. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get a lot of false positives, false negatives, false this.
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  Speaker 1: But you're going to be seeing a lot of this. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll take some calls. Next. Eight hundred three two one
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