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Jack the Ripper's Rag: Black Widow, Stephen Dorff & Indiana Jones 5 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy so the internet does not want us to have nice things does it what have
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  they done now what have they ruined now audacity oh well it's not quite audacity
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  that's the issue it's the what was going to be the replacement so audacity was purchased
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  yes yes and the company that sort of brought them was going to start
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  spying on us evidently or something like that well apparently not this is just a
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  case of paranoid internet people they changed the privacy policy to say that
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  they're going to collect uh what do you call it um trajectory information so
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  they're going to start logging where you are when you download it I think I don't
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  even know if it's the software itself it's just when you download it they're
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  make a note of the fact that oh you guys are in Australia interesting well I'll
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  save it some time we're in lockdown so we're always going to be here yeah but
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  people got really upset about it and now there's this whole thing of people are
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  like calm down like literally every [ __ ] website in the world does that
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  yeah I assumed everything on the internet knows where I am yeah so I
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  don't think it's not like they're listening to the the article original
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  article made it sound like audacity is now going to be sending all your audio
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  to you know China or something China yeah one of the two
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  yep and and then they will listen to it and then yeah and then
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  what i' love to get more Russian and Chinese listeners
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  yeah well there was actually uh a developers were looking at making a
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  replacement cuz it's open source so it got basically make a new skin WRA it
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  around audacity and then forchain got involved oh God wait hold on the
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  original developers of an open- Source program were going to sell it and then
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  just make it again well no someone who's not currently on what like yeah not part
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  of the team now like you could just take the code and make your own version of it
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  but he was going to make it but he put up a voting thing and then forain went
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  we want it to be this so got everyone to vote for it and then he just went no I'm
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  going to call it tenacity oh I see oh I heard they
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  actually the context forchain went in and got very upset and went to his house
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  and started banging on doors and windows to scare him because he didn't go with
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  what they wanted cuz he didn't pick the name that they wanted him to pick for
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  the software yeah that's normal that's a normal thing to do oh they wanted it to
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  be called Sneed aity Y and he said no I'm not going to
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  call it that so they decided to go to his house and harass him yeah okay that
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  sounds like somebody on forchan for sure yeah good idea I mean when when they're
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  not leaking um celebrity nudes they've got to find something to do yeah I mean
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  yeah you're right Dan they do do some good but uh in this
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  case not so much yeah don't don't rock up at people's houses all right don't
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  rock up at Jennifer Lawrence's house take pictures of her and send them to me
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  stop it on the following number [Laughter]
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  04 so yeah so we were going to get a replacement if people were going to be
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  spying on us someone was going to work on something it's here you can this but
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  then no he decided I'm not doing this anymore because screw you guys I'm going
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  to keep using audacity to record this very podcast because I don't want to
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  have to learn something new no I don't use audacity I'm not good
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  at learning to record this but uh I knew you guys did that's why I sent that
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  original article and then I probably should have sent the follow-ups that
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  said it wasn't a problem but that's less interesting so yeah I'd forgotten by the
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  time we opened it so I I I'm always of the the case like I don't care yeah as
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  long as that means that the ads I get are targeted to what I want I'm fine
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  yeah speaking of targeted ads I've got to tell you guys about a weird thing
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  that happened to me this week right
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  okay so have either of you guys
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  heard of a woman called Melissa L I've heard of a Melissa you okay it might not
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  be the same Melissa might be a different Melissa you say Gil Melissa L right now
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  I I hadn't heard of Melissa so I Googled
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  her um and evidently she's the host of a
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  cooking show here in Australia right okay oh okay didn't know that don't
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  watch cooking shows never seen one fine would normally not care except that one
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  day last week every single sponsored
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  post on my Facebook feed was about Melissa you know what she's on my uh
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  Apple TV right now I do know this person she's popping up in my on my Apple TV
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  it's telling me I should watch whatever her show is I have still have no idea
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  what show is let me read you the context of this Dreadful day in Australia we say
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  farewell to Melissa young we say farewell to Melissa y Dreadful day in
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  Australia Dreadful day in Australia we say farewell to Melissa L etc etc always
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  in the same wording except Melissa L is in a different font to everything
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  else why is she leaving there dozens of these I don't know I think I don't I
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  don't know as far as I can tell she didn't even leave the
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  show this is dozens and dozens and dozens of completely different sponsored
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  links no you're right cuz I just went to the news tab on Google and it's it's
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  nothing particularly interesting so it's not like anything happened to her so weird
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  huh as someone you know become a fan of hers recently could be something to do
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  with I don't know like maybe someone your Social
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  Circle
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  maybe that's still weird judge
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  yeah why is the name in a different font in all of these articles and why are
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  they all the same wording yeah that's so strange it's probably the one person the
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  sponsoring of the link different picture every time maybe they're doing cuz you
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  know they do AB testing they want they're trying to figure out which one
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  you'll click on and then they'll be like likes italic well I that's right I
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  didn't click on any of them but I did screenshot all of them to show you
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  guys what's been happening other than that what's been happening to Melissa l
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  l I'm going to pronounce that wrong I apologize she's not listening it's fine
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  she might she's she according to this she's [ __ ] gone like we're going to
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  miss her it was a sad day in Australia when she did something I don't know what
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  I watched a movie I I know Luke watched a movie Dan did you watch a movie I
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  can't believe both you guys watch this movie no I didn't watch it cuz it's $40
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  here I went to the movies and saw it so you spent more than that you would have
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  yeah spent at least $40 yeah cuz I I I like to drink when I'm at the movies I
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  like to drink when I'm at home but I still won't spend $40 to see black say
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  what Luke's like I can't drink at home [ __ ] off he's drinking right now I bet I
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  can only drink in the dark out in some other place I'm still allowed to leave
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  my house so I went to the movies and I saw it um my thing is it started off a
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  bit slow talking and then I actually started when talking about black when I
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  found it pacing yeah like when it found it pacing I actually started to like it
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  okay that's good I could pick it apart yeah oh there's plenty to pick apart but
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  you you have to switch your brain off I I feel like more in this even if you do
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  switch your brain off is it good you enjoy it I like I like it yeah yeah it's
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  got some good stuff okay good compared to say Ant-Man it's more
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  is it like better than Antman yeah better than anman it's more like that
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  than the others it's not like you know
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  um how does it compare to Iron Man 3 I'd say it's better than Iron Man 3 okay all
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  right yeah it um I just still think it's a strange time for the Black Widow movie
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  to be made like it absolutely is because it feels like it should have come out
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  when it's set like in between the movies so that it could just have come out when
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  in the in the time they didn't make movies about women then we had to have
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  2020 and now we have to have movies about women that's the order it happened
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  so that's the order you get it cuz it's set in between Civil War and infinity
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  War it sits in the middle there and so it's just odd not odd it's just like
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  it's got references in there and it's like it should have just come out then
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  in between those two movies like there's like a scene where she's going through a
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  drawer and she's got like the hair dye so she's starting to think about dying a
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  hair blonde and things like that yeah there's some stuff like that and it's
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  just like I'll be honest guys I did not notice that she had different color here
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  in some of the movies oh you didn't [ __ ] the internet [ __ ] did
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  cuz I don't go to women's haircut.com as
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  much as you guys do clearly you know the
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  URL I I noticed when [ __ ] Hawkeye cut his hair for the last movie because it
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  was the worst haircut I've ever seen on anyone it's good yeah and Jeremy R
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  dreamy there was one thing I I found weird in the movie how they've got like
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  that this sisterly sort of banter backwards and forwards like sort of
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  making fun of each other a little bit but they wouldn't have that I know cuz
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  they grew up indoctrinated and they wouldn't have had this picking on my
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  older sister and stuff like that but I don't it's fun yes and no because I mean
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  this is not a spoiler because this is literally the the beginning of the movie
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  right isn't a spoiler to say a little bit about just the general plot like oh
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  no with this if people want to see it they can go see it like I didn't know I
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  didn't know this was the plot uh and actually I I really enjoyed it so her
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  family is not her family they were Russian spies put into America as a fake
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  American Family M SP is the yeah but the opening of the film is you see them as a
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  family and so they did have a family dynamic especially for the little sister
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  because she she didn't I mean neither of them really I guess understood quite
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  what was going on but they were like Russian spies in America and then they
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  have to flee the country and that's the opening of the film and because they'd
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  stolen something something and it's [ __ ] great to be honest and and then
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  the the the concept later on of them kind of meeting up again I loved it cuz
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  it's like they're like this [ __ ] up family that's not a family but they were
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  a family for like 3 years but they're not family like it's it's very
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  interesting I liked it good concept okay sounds good Dave Harbor as the dad he's
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  great oh he's the dad is he yeah he's he's in talks for maybe coming back as
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  Red Guardian he's the Russian equivalent oh sorry the Soviet equivalent of
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  Captain America yep but evidently this is scotlet Johansson's last movie ever
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  MCU oh yeah so even though we there was talk of Black Widow 2
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  evidently not but I'd be happy if they
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  just they did leave a big hole for a second mie when I don't want to spoil
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  anything too but about this but at the end there's kind of like a gap and
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  you're like what the [ __ ] and say oh they they're leaving it open to make
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  another movie because there's a big gap there at the
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  end it might be a TV series now like it cuts people on the internet actually
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  there were article like post saying no there's not a scene missing from the end
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  of the movie cuz it literally cuts from something to something else and you're
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  like whoa okay mhm oh interesting but I really liked it I thought performances
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  was good I really like the actress who plays the sister I think she's more
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  believable as that type of character cuz she's she's not like big big but she's
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  like built like a fighter yeah and she like she just look more believable than
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  skyar Johansson I think as a someone who could beat the [ __ ] out of you and so
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  I'm hoping we actually get to get to see more of her that she comes back you
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  would want to see more of her but that's the thing too is that
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  she's I mean she's not she's attractive but she's not like she's not a
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  traditional you know movie heroin you know like she's not I mean she probably
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  could do that if she wanted to but she's not like that at all she's like she
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  rough beat the [ __ ] out of you [ __ ] out of us yeah she's like like a actual
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  tough girl kind of thing it's that's what I'm saying it's just very she's
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  very believable I liked her a lot like yeah she's not like she makes fun of
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  skylet Johansson for all the poses and stuff like as part of the banter why do
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  you always do that like no one's watching yeah yeah just that thing where
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  you go down and you flip your hair back yeah what what are you what are you
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  always flipping your hair around for pretty good that's great but I
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  watched that and then I also watched another Marvel thing I watched the
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  latest episode of Loki mhm yeah okay yeah this episode I laughed and I
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  cried there was tears yeah I I'm also very upset there's only one more
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  episode me too but I am and I'm not because it's [ __ ] great and the fact
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  that there's only six means it's going to stay great I'm pretty sure they're
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  not going to drive it into the ground like they going to jump the shark in the
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  last episode it be very surpris division did yeah I want an entire spin-off
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  season just on the other lowkey mhhm I'd watch a whole show just on alligator
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  [Laughter] Loki so good I I quite like alligator
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  Loki he doesn't he doesn't even do anything and I like him no oh he does
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  mad at one point he bites somebody yeah that's all but there's one bit there's
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  one bit where they bursted they just suddenly in a fight and one of them
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  throws alligator Loki at one of the bad guys and there's a great sequence where
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  they're standing around having a and it cuts to Alligator Loki even
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  though just listening cut between talking cut to him C me up or that bit
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  where they're like walking along in slow motion and it also cuts to him walking
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  in slow motion really well done great show well there's a Hawkeye show there's
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  a Hawkeye show coming and um I forgot about that Florence Pew is in that so
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  you'll get you get a lot more of her when that comes out yeah you'll there's
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  a leadup to that in uh in Black Widow okay yeah cuz when's that come out
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  that's September I don't know I don't know why I actually forgot it existed
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  until they they talked about Hawkeye in Black Widow and I was like oh that's
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  right you forgot Hawkeye existed I forgot the TV show existed I've got yeah
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  I forgot the TV show I forget Hawkeye exists between each of the films there's
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  also that yeah and I'm oh that's right Hawkeye right Jeremy rener who has his
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  own app own app for what Jeremy Rena has an app yeah the Jer Jeremy Rena exper or
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  whatever it's called no please talk us through that well I've I've only I know
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  it from uh like Drew Gooden who's a YouTuber did a video about it where you
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  sign up and you pay money and he might might comment on pictures so it's kind
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  of like Instagram if Instagram was just pictures of Jeremy Rena and you could
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  post your pictures and he might comment on them but he might Instagram that only
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  he can look at and you can pay I think to get increased odds of him
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  commenting on your picture Happ to look at your picture it's mostly just
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  Instagram it's like in it's Jeremy renner's Instagram but you pay to look at
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  it yeah I'm not going to pay to look at his Instagram that's great I'm not even
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  looking at his free Instagram assuming he has one I'm assuming he I did hear
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  about the Calm app recently have you guys heard about this I have calm yeah
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  celebrities talk you to sleep yeah some of them so my my supervisor has she
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  showed me the Matthew mccon one and it's literally Matthew mccon going
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  well you're getting sleepy now why don't you just imagine me talking to you maybe
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  I'm taking off my shirt maybe you're thinking about my muscular body as you falling
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  asleep need to look into this that went into a bit of George W there sure take a
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  little sip of bourbon I don't know why I've got a lisp
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  Now cal does uh Jacob Kia did music for
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  it and oh that uh did T you know Tabitha
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  Brown the the Tik Tok um oh man she's [ __ ] great she started don't know any
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  tick tokers man she just does like she did ve quick vegan recipes but she's got
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  like she's got like a really southern accent and she does she's got like
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  really interesting fun personality and she's just become she's hot in other
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  words Luke she must be hot she's not she's a mom like she's a no Mom's are
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  hot you heard it here I mean Jenna's going to love editing this
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  episode she's hot no she's m i mean she's not your mom Matt you're
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  allowed to find her hot right what's her name look I Google you're going to be
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  like oh wait no she's Tabitha Brown you're going to be like Oh No actually
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  that's not what it is like no offense to her I I'm trying to be she's great but
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  that's I mean she's the same age as us so you know yeah she's pretty but she's
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  like she's not like a it's definitely not just about that she's just got a
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  great personality see I'm I'm coming across all wrong
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  no I think you're coming across spot on man it's got great hair oh absolutely
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  yeah she's gotten quite famous now on the car map on on the car map and on I
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  think she's got a TV show coming out and stuff like that and I like it I like it
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  because I feel like like I found her on Tik Tok and was like oh his videos are
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  great like she just teach you how to make some quick vegan meals in a really
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  entertaining way she's got very funny like Southern um affectations and stuff
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  so it's I was like oh she's [ __ ] entertaining and then uh now she's
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  gotten famous it's you know you feel like you were part of it in a way cuz
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  yeah there's two feelings you can have you can either feel like you got her
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  there or you can just decide to never listen to her again
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  because now exactly yeah she [ __ ] Le
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  us give it away for free like I used to do yeah didn't touch on this somebody
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  who's not a fan of Black Widow is uh
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  Steven dorf no no to clarify he's
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  nothing to do with it he he is in the Marvel MCU though is he oh sort of yeah
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  the old school one right I assume that's all still Cannon isn't it I don't think
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  it is I don't think the I don't think the Blade movies a Canon no no they're
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  always going to be Canon to me yeah he was my favorite character in Blade oh
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  absolutely he was my style icon for several years there in the late 0s early
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  2000s he he is Canon for the blade m movie he's just all Canon for the Marvel
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  Universe he's Canon for my life League Udo Kier wasn't your favorite character
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  in Fr I'm speaking English my favorite character was that big blood blob
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  Monster at the End made of CGI yeah yeah so he so Ste he doesn't like
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  black widow for some reason well actually he hasn't seen it no no and
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  nobody asked him he just brought this up in an
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  interview yeah I mean and him who had I I can't stress this enough has been in a
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  Marvel movie Yes says that he's
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  embarrassed for Scarlet Johansson for
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  being in this and he calls us scl says I'm embarrassed for scarlet so it's kind
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  of like they almost he must know maybe he knows it or maybe he's just being
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  overly familiar but it's like or maybe he just means the color I still hunt out
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  good [ __ ] cuz I don't want to be in Black Widow it looks like garbage to me
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  it looks like a bad video game I'm embarrassed for those people I'm
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  embarrassed for scarlet I'm sure she got paid five 7 million bucks but I'm
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  embarrassed for her yeah that does sound embarrassing getting paid million to be
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  in a fun movie and I'll I'll just interject right now to point out that it
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  just made an absolute killing at the box office when there wasn't even really a box
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  office I'm so confused by what he's trying to say like what embarrass in
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  what way she got got paid a [ __ ] ton of money people love her like I I don't
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  quite get where he's coming from yeah I think I know where he's com from snob
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  maybe but like that's coming from I can't get cast in a movie anymore the
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  last movie Steven DWF did that can be called a film was probably the power of
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  one which was from 1992 now that's a great movie but 1992 was a long time ago
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  is that the South African apartheid one yeah yeah yeah I remember film with
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  Moran Freeman yeah that's right um he was in True Detective wasn't he yes
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  third season season of that well I'm embarrassed for
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  you he has embarrassed himself I think so honestly I mean the to I mean maybe
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  he doesn't like them but just to to put it like that when like everybody loves
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  these movies like how no one's going to agree with you well I mean no the
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  general public aren't going to be like yeah he's right everyone like look
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  Scarlet Widow Black Widow Scarlet Johansson as Black Widow is probably my
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  least favorite character in the Marvel films I I find her very forced and a lot
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  of the time I'm not entirely sure why she's there uh yeah I mean like that's
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  not her fault that's just they absolutely not good to do with her and
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  also she doesn't have superpowers does she which well but that's what I mean
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  that's just I mean if you watch this movie she does obviously but they never
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  why did you say it like that Matt I mean cuz she does things that like being sexy
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  as superpower cuz you said you used your she's sexy voice what I mean is like she
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  does something and it's like if Captain America does that you go oh he's a super
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  soldier but when Scarlet Johansson oh not Scarlet Johanson when Black Widow does
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  it you're like why is she able to survive that uh yeah you know what I
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  mean I mean and then you forget cuz who cares yeah yeah usually to remember it's
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  a movie was it us or was it someone else's podcast that I was listening to
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  where they were talking about the level of survival that
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  superheroes have is whether they mean to get hit that hard don't mean to get hit
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  that hard that's how it works in um Justice League yeah yeah like if if you
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  don't know something's falling on you it'll Crush you but you could use your
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  strength to break through something twice that big like in in in uh Z
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  Justice League when when Aquaman intentionally smashes through a building
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  to fight a monster it's fine but if if a building falls on him because someone
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  else pushed it then he needs to be rescued cuz he
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  yeah yeah why is Aquaman able to do any of that he's just a fish my favorite
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  part of that movie is where they had to like flood that tunnel they were in so
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  he could even be in the scene was like I want to know how long
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  he was just treading water outside all
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  right yeah it's my time to shine here I go cow
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  buer [ __ ] me I've been playing a lot of Assassin's
• 24:15
  Creed Val Harlot this week ah me too I've moved the Xbox back into the
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  bedroom wink yeah wink wink is that a
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  euphemism just yeah I [ __ ] the Xbox just when I'm enjoying
• 24:33
  something moved to the bedroom I've moved my Kindle back into the
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  bedroom I haven't read on my Kindle for years I'm back on books yeah I'm back on
• 24:45
  legitimate books I keep wanting to go back and play Assassin's Creed but mass
• 24:49
  effect effect just keeps pulling me back in cuz I really want to go back and play
• 24:52
  Odyssey again and do little DLC there Atlanta and Atlantis Atlanta
• 24:59
  you're in Georgia oh yeah been watching the
• 25:03
  Housewives with Atlanta to the casino cuz I want to go do that and then
• 25:09
  I also want to play V city of Atlanta why isn't there a short film of that
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  already oh it's a future rabber joke oh is it yep and I also want to go back to
• 25:20
  Valla so I'll go to Ireland mhm yeah I'm
• 25:25
  enjoying it I I will say though I do feel like a bit of a [ __ ] like you are a
• 25:30
  viking I know but like at one point like I understand
• 25:37
  raiding Army encampments you know military outposts but at one point
• 25:42
  somebody says oh this person's been doing this thing that I don't like and
• 25:46
  uh and my character was like well let's go burn their Farm I'm like I'm not
• 25:50
  going to [ __ ] go and burn someone's Farm like cuns are you well no if you
• 25:56
  want to progress in the game you will then I know I did man I did to be clear I
• 26:01
  went and burn about yeah I did feel bad about it I didn't want to kill all this
• 26:06
  sheep but I did yeah I know what you mean I like it
• 26:12
  they're not I mean they're not likable characters and some of them are even
• 26:16
  some later on or I don't know what you're up to but at some point you meet
• 26:19
  people who are even worse like oh really great yeah even worse counts makes you
• 26:23
  look good but yeah great game I've it is it's very good see I was actually really
• 26:29
  liking the direction that Assassin's Creed was going but now they announced
• 26:34
  what's next and I'm not liking it it was inevitable it's so so they're going for
• 26:39
  like a like a game as a service so it's going to be an online thing and yeah
• 26:45
  yeah I don't know why I just the Assassin's Creed series become good
• 26:49
  again yeah it took them a while but they really got there so they want this to be
• 26:55
  like Grand Theft Auto and fortnite oh yeah please don't make it like fortnite
• 27:01
  everything has to be play online and well I mean that as fun I mean yeah
• 27:08
  I can play online fine that's what you need that's what you want from me I
• 27:12
  guess but no but it's the whole playing with people cuz like Grand Theft Auto is
• 27:16
  still just printing bunny for Rockstar yeah but I don't want to play with
• 27:21
  people the thing I'm liking about these games is that I can just Potter around
• 27:24
  this world and not have to worry about other people like real people you
• 27:28
  know fake Greek people how how do you they're not making money off you years
• 27:34
  after they've stopped working on the game that's not true they've released
• 27:37
  DLC that they just made at the same time as the [ __ ] normal game they
• 27:43
  are but we'll wait and see I I could sort of see if maybe it's going to be sort of a
• 27:48
  hub and then you still they still release like single player components
• 27:52
  and you go into the Animus and you go off on a different story I could sort of
• 27:55
  see that and then you come back to Central world it's a bit like uh Call of
• 27:59
  Duty's doing at the moment so they've got war zone which is their fortnite
• 28:04
  Battle Royale type game but from there you actually go to their single player
• 28:08
  campaigns as well nobody wants an Assassin's Creed Battle
• 28:13
  Royale and by nobody I mean nobody our age yes
• 28:18
  yeah but that's the money isn't with us the money is with the fort nighters is
• 28:23
  that true I feel like I've got more money than a kid
• 28:28
  uh yes you do but you're going to buy the game I'm not spending it on this the
• 28:32
  kids theid in game can I get the $5 to get this can I get the $10 they're the
• 28:38
  ones that just keep giving them money we we give them money once yeah and go
• 28:42
  thank you I'm going to play your game and then I will uninstall it and
• 28:46
  hopefully it's on Game Pass yes I don't have to give you anything I just play it
• 28:52
  yeah XX my money like Xbox that's crazy
• 28:56
  we're saving a fortune on it but they're actually probably making more from other
• 29:00
  people who maybe got one Microsoft game a year yeah so for me I'm saving
• 29:06
  hundreds of dollars with Game Pass I'm probably technically giving them more
• 29:09
  money than I was before but that's fine that's fine they deserve it I'm okay
• 29:14
  with it I'm paying for Game Pass and I'm only playing Assassin's Creed games that
• 29:17
  are on I was going to say yeah
• 29:21
  so oh well uh we've got a listener has written in apparently attempted to write
• 29:27
  in several places and we suck and we don't check things but Craig insists
• 29:32
  that we play valheim I Know Dan you've already had a go at it but I mean it ran
• 29:36
  like [ __ ] on my machine so I mean that was kind of what was holding me back
• 29:40
  mostly I enjoyed the game otherwise I it's PC only still as far as I can tell
• 29:46
  so that's a little bit of a barrier I got a PC over there in the corner where
• 29:50
  I'm looking but it's not plugged in I don't use it so I could if you guys were
• 29:55
  up for it but well I I can't Matt it it does does not run properly for me it was
• 30:00
  so frustrating and Luke doesn't have any achievements so he's not interested but
• 30:05
  if it comes out on Xbox it comes out Xbox I'm all in yeah so and I guess it
• 30:10
  might it's been it's a little surv I think because
• 30:16
  you've been talking we've been talking about Conan so much I think that's why
• 30:19
  he's he wrote in he's like just play [ __ ]
• 30:23
  valheim all right I might get it because my computer will run up fine hey my
• 30:30
  computer Luke computer's got pretty lights on it I haven't even switched over to my new
• 30:36
  one yet which is even better I've said that every week what are you doing he's
• 30:40
  I get distracted by playing Mass Effect he's too drunk I go out to the movies I get drunk
• 30:47
  I come home I watched something this week but I haven't seen the last episode so I'm
• 30:52
  reluctant to even talk about it but I am really liking it and I feel old for
• 30:57
  watching it but I thought now I'm a man in my 40s it's time to watch some
• 31:00
  British crime drama so I've been watching broad Church oh oh it's really
• 31:07
  good but I haven't seen the final episode of the first season I'm one
• 31:10
  episode from the end so all right and I I assume I know what happens because
• 31:15
  theyve pretty much set it up but uh no it's a great show yeah it really is three seasons I
• 31:21
  think right like yeah I I've never watched it but I do know of it and I do
• 31:25
  know that people have said it is quite good it's not for me though quality drama
• 31:30
  quality mystery drama we've been watching uh that new
• 31:35
  Netflix one called murder in Cork or something oh yeah we had that on yeah
• 31:41
  yeah Sophie a murder in West cork yeah that was good it's interesting yeah yeah
• 31:45
  that was good I just watched the Yorkshire Ripper oh yeah yeah that was
• 31:50
  good I didn't you practically nothing about York shipper actually that on
• 31:55
  Netflix what is that on yeah yeah it might just be called the Ripper or it
• 31:58
  might be called the Yorkshire Ripper Yorkshire pudding Yorkshire Ripper
• 32:03
  that's it Yorkshire pudding yeah sorry got it wrong it's a cooking show it
• 32:07
  Stars Melissa young and Tabitha Brown yeah as
• 32:13
  lesbians oh it's a documentary is it oh
• 32:18
  sorry yes it's like Sophie and KY cork oh you're being smart about the lesbians
• 32:23
  um or you're asking me about the Ripper what I don't know doing a goof or what
• 32:29
  it is a documentary this B the rails yeah it is a documentary
• 32:36
  yeah about lesbians but the funny thing about the
• 32:41
  Ripper is that um and this this is not a spoiler doesn't give anything really
• 32:47
  hilarious thing no man he was a [ __ ] he really was a [ __ ] and the cops just
• 32:52
  didn't know who he was for years and years and years but um when they finally
• 32:57
  did catch him he was just a normal bloke who was a serial killer occasionally on
• 33:01
  the weekends and everyone was really disappointed just his hobby yeah like he
• 33:06
  wasn't he was he had a wife and kids and a job and was just a normal bloke but
• 33:10
  then just occasionally killed people and people just really wanted him to like be
• 33:14
  a cannibal and like you know like he just wasn't he just wasn't interesting
• 33:18
  at all yeah he wasn't like super good looking like the uh The Night Stalker or
• 33:24
  you know there just nothing yeah Ted bunny there's nothing
• 33:28
  about did you you watched the Sophie the murder in West cork right did you you
• 33:34
  watch all of it you well yeah actually I wanded in in and out a little bit had it
• 33:39
  on and I I saw bits and pieces bit where so uh I it's not really spoiler it's
• 33:44
  like a case that's so old but there's a like the the the woman who was murdered
• 33:48
  the son is french guy and he was like he's been pushing for the French
• 33:52
  government to have a trial for the guy that that they pretty sure did it mhm
• 33:58
  without him there cuz he's not going to he's not going to come over for the
• 34:00
  trial obviously why would he but so they had a the trial without him there where
• 34:06
  and and they're talking about how the French justice system is completely
• 34:09
  different to most other places that we'd be familiar with where they don't have a
• 34:12
  jury they just they call it you have to present like a bouquet of evidence right
• 34:18
  and then that's the most French thing I've ever heard and then the magistrates
• 34:21
  will just decide if he's guilty wow okay so they got all these Witnesses in and
• 34:27
  they presented this evidence and then the the three magist like yeah sounds
• 34:31
  like he's probably guilty uh we found him guilty and then the wow so if he
• 34:36
  ever comes here right which he won't which he definitely won't now no and but
• 34:42
  then the guy the sun came out and he was saying to the camera I just found it
• 34:46
  really interesting because he he was like well he's guilty he did it he
• 34:49
  killed my mother the judge said so and I was like well I mean they found reality
• 34:55
  works but the way he said it was like like do they actually think about these
• 35:00
  things differently over there cuz that justice system makes no sense to me like
• 35:04
  there's no jury they just go in and then well you probably did it so it's making
• 35:08
  a little bit a little bit of sense cuz it's not sort of cuz you got to think
• 35:11
  with a jury it's just like Reasonable Doubt and everything but sometimes it
• 35:14
  could just come down to how charismatic the defense attorney is and something
• 35:19
  that's taking that out of it so it's just his evidence but then that's the
• 35:22
  opposite out but then it's the opposite like yeah I mean he was like
• 35:28
  I mean this one's particularly unique right because he literally said no I'm
• 35:31
  not my lawyer's not coming I'm not coming we're not going to put on a
• 35:33
  defense so of course he was going to be found guilty but I just found it and
• 35:37
  that's why it was so fascinating to me the imagine he wasn't imagine only the
• 35:41
  [ __ ] prosecution came and they're like I don't know mate I mean it sounds
• 35:45
  like he probably is guilty but we don't know nobody knows that's the [ __ ]
• 35:49
  problem otherwise he'd be in jail tried to be in jail that bit where he tried to
• 35:53
  accuse somebody else of doing it and explain to them angrily how they would
• 35:58
  have done it yes that's what I'm saying like he's probably guilty but we don't
• 36:01
  know and and then they were like I can't understand why the Irish government
• 36:05
  isn't arresting him cuz they can't [ __ ] prove he did it like they can't
• 36:10
  build a case there's no point yeah they lost all the evidence they lost the
• 36:14
  [ __ ] if they thought they could they would do it they had a big gate with
• 36:18
  with a with blood on it and they lost it the [ __ ] yeah that's they asked they asked
• 36:25
  witnesses to lie who later aditt ex yeah that's why they're not Prosecuting
• 36:29
  because they made a [ __ ] mess of it yeah yeah um I was listening to a
• 36:35
  podcast about Jack the Ripper the other day as you do um and who saying they
• 36:40
  think it is now no they didn't they didn't they just talked interesting
• 36:43
  stuff John Carpenter John filmaker Carpenter John no that that's that uh
• 36:49
  that Diary of Jack yeah yeah that guy that fled to America well actually so
• 36:53
  okay so that's I was going to ask you something about that right um and that
• 36:56
  might be your answer cuz you're my go-to source for um Jack the r questions cuz
• 37:01
  you know quite a bit about it why did it stop well we don't know yeah we presuma
• 37:07
  is that that but that that must be one of the biggest questions about it right
• 37:10
  they think maybe he moved to America yes that's one of the theories is like they
• 37:14
  seriously moved to America he died uh there's also dead may he probably killed
• 37:18
  more people but he went so murders elsewhere in the world that
• 37:23
  he committed we just don't know yeah but he had a pretty distinct calling card
• 37:26
  like what I mean is is like if suddenly if suddenly they were all different like
• 37:32
  when it stopped did they investigate who's in jail now that wasn't last week
• 37:37
  who's dead now that wasn't last week no you got to remember this was like the
• 37:40
  seven like late 1700s they didn't know how they didn't know how to do anything
• 37:44
  they were [ __ ] awful like it's so frustrating because I think we could
• 37:49
  figure it out now you know what I mean just yeah yeah yeah he'd be [ __ ] right
• 37:54
  now like at the time they they didn't know how to do anything like the police
• 37:58
  would rock up and take souvenirs yes like that jiz rag yeah
• 38:05
  they didn't call it that's your word not their word no I think that's what it
• 38:08
  said on the I think it's everyone's word guys where's where's the jiz yeah you
• 38:14
  know Alan Mo was going to call from Hell the jiz rag for a while actually but uh
• 38:19
  there's a bit of debate about what to
• 38:20
  call it jiz kief was uh
• 38:26
  for mhm mhm yep spoof tissue yeah didn't
• 38:33
  catch on no no why would you take that as a souvenir remember when that guy at
• 38:38
  Pax wanted to be nicknamed SPO yeah cuz he heard us using the word and he was
• 38:43
  like can I be spuff yeah you could be SP you can be SPO yeah he came in because
• 38:49
  in America OB for listeners who aren't from Australia or I don't know maybe
• 38:53
  British as well spff is cheers
• 38:58
  and uh so we were I don't know why we're at p and we were talking about I think I
• 39:04
  know Dave was calling somebody spoof for some and just just like the word jizz
• 39:09
  spoof is both a noun and a verb yeah there was some reason that Dave was
• 39:13
  saying it in a different context and the guy thought it was a cool nickname yeah
• 39:20
  we're like yeah sure sure thing SP I would like to think that he went off and
• 39:25
  said to his friends my name is SPO yeah I'm in Australia they gave me a great
• 39:29
  nickname 10 years later they just still call him spoof no one knows that there's
• 39:34
  any double meaning to it yeah and one day he's going to Google it and his
• 39:38
  little tear is going to run down his cheek yeah yeah the
• 39:42
  uh film I made in college called my grandfather's funeral that you may
• 39:48
  remember um there was a in it you did uh there was
• 39:55
  a a cameo by a a big fat Asian man who
• 40:01
  uh we nicknamed the Caribbean chicken boy oh yeah yeah and he was wearing a a
• 40:07
  t-shirt with a Caribbean Chicken on it which I designed and printed for the
• 40:13
  purposes of that film and years and years later I was doing a different film
• 40:18
  and I needed some some other humorous walk-in character and somebody said oh
• 40:24
  do you remember that guy I I still know him do you want to use him I said yeah
• 40:27
  perfect and then so I got on the phone with him this say years later and he
• 40:32
  goes do you want me to bring that T-shirt and I'm like you still have that
• 40:36
  t-shirt he's like mate my nickname to everyone is Caribbean Chicken
• 40:43
  Boy wow yeah but also did you want him to play the same character well in the
• 40:49
  end yes he now is no but he's not an actor right he was just a friend of
• 40:54
  someone so he doesn't know one role thought know how to do one
• 41:00
  thing the guy who works at the Caribbean chicken shop
• 41:05
  yeah that's great he kept the T-shirt that's adorable
• 41:10
  mhm he kept the t-shirt and encouraged people to continuously call him the C
• 41:15
  chicken Boyen boy it's a bit of a long nickname I did
• 41:21
  I I got recognized at a [ __ ] party
• 41:24
  with somebody who had seen Necro
• 41:28
  some this guy goes you're that
• 41:33
  necrophiliac and I was like to be clear everybody I am
• 41:38
  not I did play one in a film no you cannot see the film no one
• 41:45
  see the film I've got a copy if anyone wants to see it right in podcast at multiple nerd
• 41:50
  and Craig will tell you I don't check that mail so you'll never get a reply um
• 41:56
  I was on the phone when I was at work when I was working at HMV I was on the
• 42:00
  phone with Dave and this was when I hadn't seen him for about a year and um
• 42:05
  the other time I hadn't seen him for about a year and uh one of them yeah I
• 42:10
  the last when I had seen him he'd been writing that script for necro and I
• 42:14
  thought he's never going to make this and then like a year later I was at work
• 42:18
  and he called me and I was like oh man are you gone and we're chatting and then
• 42:22
  like my assistant was next to me like boxing up CDs or something and just
• 42:27
  heard me go oh you're into necro now oh that's great how's it going I always
• 42:32
  always thought you'd do that what did they think it was exactly
• 42:37
  what you think they thought it [Laughter] was
• 42:42
  ecro a great film Luke had a great role in that film too
• 42:47
  mhh yeah I'm a great actor I should be in more things what were you and Mike
• 42:52
  called in that your characters Cedric and pilchard Cedric
• 42:58
  and pilard that's right which doesn't come up Gloria Jeans in glenw park yeah
• 43:04
  no no no we just know man I remember we were filing you know that body in High
• 43:07
  Point someone [ __ ] her after she was killed you know there's that scene where
• 43:14
  Dave and I are arguing outside glor jeans and filing at night people thought
• 43:20
  we were having a domestic Dave Ys at you this
• 43:24
  relationship is over car D fast y
• 43:29
  [ __ ] yeah you didn't have to do much to get [ __ ] yelled at you yeah I
• 43:34
  remember once in the 2000s 2000s '90s
• 43:39
  very early 2000s yeah I I was walking in penrith around the same time or a little
• 43:45
  bit earlier with my first girlfriend Lily and guys yelled from a car look
• 43:50
  it's a lesbian and a Pua and it's like dude you're in a car full of guys cannot
• 43:56
  follow your your logic there no they just they can't process it yeah that's
• 44:01
  right tenen what a wonderful place
• 44:05
  speaking of movies which we are which we
• 44:08
  often do this uh article has some they're saying it's spoilers for Indie 5
• 44:15
  it kind of is but they're like I think they're giving this more weight than it
• 44:19
  deserves so there there's been some set photos leaked that's got something in it
• 44:23
  and they're like oh that's what the movie's about I mean it might not be so
• 44:26
  I didn't read this because I want you to talk me through it okay so their fil
• 44:31
  you're okay with this yeah yeah I don't believe in spoilers okay oh they exist
• 44:36
  well listeners skip ahead although I don't I'd be very surprised I mean I
• 44:39
  guess we don't know we don't know there's going to be more to it than
• 44:42
  whatever you're going to read out right they're filming in Glasgow and they've
• 44:47
  got spoiled but actually they've got it done up like it's 1960s New York right
• 44:52
  so everyone's like okay it's set in New York in the' 60s and then there's a sign
• 44:57
  in a window that says welcome home Armstrong Aldren Collins and they're
• 45:02
  like oh it's about them going to the Moon oh yeah what's not about that necessarily it's
• 45:09
  just Mo like they've imp playing like oh he probably goes to the Moon I mean he
• 45:13
  probably doesn't Indy probably goes to the moon that's what they got from that
• 45:17
  piece of probably just s in the 60s yeah no Matt no no I will not have you rid on
• 45:23
  this parade Indie goes to the moon to the moon so yes that's the plot of Indie
• 45:28
  five I don't know it's just like oh we've probably discovered the plot how
• 45:32
  how is that the pl it's called Raiders of the Lost moon or the plot of Indie 5
• 45:37
  is that Indie goes to the New York in the 60s and sees a poster that says
• 45:40
  welcome home Armstrong Aldren Collins directed by Steven Spielberg
• 45:45
  like w it's not actually it's directed by James Mangold but I mean if if the
• 45:51
  poster said Aldren Collins and Armstrong
• 45:57
  dead on the mo maybe that would be a better indication of the direction the
• 46:03
  film is going there's no way they're going to go back to space or aliens or
• 46:07
  anything like that they're not going to go back to that wouldn't they wouldn't
• 46:10
  it'll be something religious because the two that were the best were that unless
• 46:15
  I'm missing something about this it tells us nothing other than it's in the
• 46:20
  60s and this is probably New York they don't even know that for sure it just
• 46:23
  looks like it's probably New York I don't know I feel like they've blown
• 46:27
  this on the headline um have you also seen that they've reclassified the Indie
• 46:33
  movies man did you did you not know until right now how L you pronounced the
• 46:38
  word reclassified yeah reclassified well cuz they've gone back
• 46:45
  and they've yeah cuz they were family movies when we were growing up yes what
• 46:49
  are they now tiple of Doom is terrifying when he RS out some guy's heart it's now
• 46:55
  like a mature age I told you and it's incredibly racist as well it is I told
• 47:00
  you I've rewatched it not long ago and I didn't notice this when I was a kid and
• 47:04
  I think Dan you pointed out it could have been because it was cropped to 43
• 47:07
  when I watched it as a kid but there's a sequence where you know he goes in he
• 47:11
  gets the stones and he turns around to leave and he hears a whip and then a child
• 47:15
  going and he goes probably should help those young children and then he looks
• 47:20
  up and there's [ __ ] the skins of children stretched out up the top like
• 47:27
  they're skinning them and yep I'd never noticed that as a kid I was like I said
• 47:31
  on the rewatch I was just like [ __ ] hell mhm yep that was a family movie
• 47:36
  back in the day yeah and but see it's half that and half wacky onliners and
• 47:43
  dumb set pieces and a fast talking little boy like that movie is tonally
• 47:49
  confused mhm yeah there's some weird stuff in there there were no jokes in Raiders of
• 47:56
  the last dark like there were funny
• 47:59
  moments because of dramatic irony but he
• 48:03
  wasn't wise cracking he was whip
• 48:08
  cracking Last Crusade had more jokes yes that was legit funny but like because I
• 48:15
  think they were backpedaling on Temple of Doom yeah no ticket do you know what
• 48:19
  used to really yeah I love that I love every joke in that movie even the corny
• 48:24
  dumb ones um do you know what I was a kid what used to really irritate me
• 48:29
  about Temple of Doom and I don't know why it bothered me so much right the
• 48:35
  opening title of that movie mhm comes up
• 48:40
  when Willie Scott's doing her nightclub I used to F forward through the song
• 48:45
  every yeah yeah awful right awful such a
• 48:50
  homage to Busby bigie that no one was asking for it's just like Spielberg
• 48:55
  wanking over old movies but the the text was behind her they had like
• 49:01
  superimposed her so that it looked like it was in 3D space behind her so she was
• 49:05
  blocking part of the title and as a kid like I just loved that title so much the
• 49:10
  Indiana Jones writing and I was like why' you put it behind her like I don't
• 49:14
  want to see her yeah I hated her as a kid and as I watched it as an adult I
• 49:19
  hate her just as much because she's insid I think we we talked about this
• 49:24
  when I did the rewatch too but my favorite I love out loud when you know
• 49:28
  they flee China in the plane and then the plane crashes and they don't know
• 49:32
  where they are cuz he's been asleep right and they're in a r in the river
• 49:36
  and then Willie or or short R goes where are we and then Indie looks up and just
• 49:40
  sees a brown person and goes India India
• 49:45
  yeah and then maybe that guy lives in China yeah yeah or like maybe you're in
• 49:51
  Bangladesh you know like yeah and then he puts his [ __ ] hands together and
• 49:57
  the uh the [ __ ] Namaste like if I did that to every Indian person on a
• 50:03
  encounter they'd be like [ __ ] you mate yeah what are you doing
• 50:07
  mate yeah it's got a lot of that kind of stuff in it
• 50:13
  mhm but still it's it's still good it's
• 50:18
  just not as good it's got good stuff the mine cart Chase is fantastic yeah yeah I
• 50:25
  would say it has the best cinematography out of all of them mhm it has a
• 50:30
  different look it might even be filmed in wider wide screen than the others too
• 50:34
  it's just the scope is beautiful I feel like Last Crusade has like the most like
• 50:41
  boring look of the two I think it's a great movie but it's it's shot the in
• 50:46
  the most boring way just the most practical way exactly yeah yeah yeah no lot going on
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  yeah yeah and a bit too much Reliance on some special effects here and there that
• 50:58
  the older ones didn't have CU they knew they couldn't get away with it but they
• 51:01
  had that they had that mid90s confidence by the third one oh like when the when
• 51:07
  the plane crashes through the tunnel yes and then does not hold
• 51:13
  up yeah hold up didn't even look that good
• 51:17
  back then yeah it looks good enough like that was fine you got as a movie you
• 51:22
  know what I'm thinking though I was I was I was playing uh Assassin's Creed
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  Valhalla this week and I'm standing in the water at one point and I'm marveling
• 51:32
  at how Flawless video games portray water now like the fluid Sims are just
• 51:38
  amazing but then I remembered playing aliens V predator and what year did that
• 51:43
  come out like 9798 right yep and that had translucent
• 51:50
  water and I remember thinking to myself at the time that looks like real water
• 51:54
  it cannot ever get any better than this video games finally just look like real life
• 51:59
  now oh but they didn't there must be there must be a name for that phenomenon
• 52:05
  and if somebody hasn't written an academic paper on it one of us should
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  about how video games always look as
• 52:12
  good as you think it's possible to look like I always remember Skyrim being the
• 52:18
  best looking game sure but actually when you play that now it's definitely not as
• 52:23
  good-looking as games from The Last 5 Years I remember
• 52:27
  there were various jumps like I remember Doom I remember seeing Doom the first
• 52:31
  time and being like Oh my God and then I remember seeing um Quake which is actual
• 52:36
  3D but then I remember Dave had that 3D effects card that we all had and the
• 52:40
  first time I saw that yeah the first time I saw that at his house I was like
• 52:45
  oh my God like how is this possible and then um remember Soldier of Fortune cuz
• 52:52
  you could shoot people in the dick I mean you could shoot them in the other
• 52:55
  body parts as well but you can shoot different why would you why would you CU
• 53:00
  in up to that point in games when you shot someone they just it it was always
• 53:04
  the same like you hit them and they removed some health yeah exactly whereas in Soldier
• 53:09
  of Fortune you could shoot them in the arm and their arm had come off and it
• 53:12
  was like oh my God like yeah the game knows where I shot you and know yeah you
• 53:17
  just shoot everybody in the dick cuz my favorite was rise of the Triad you could
• 53:21
  shoot rise of the Triad well no you couldn't shoot them in the dick
• 53:24
  sometimes when you shot them only once they would grab their dick but it's
• 53:27
  still yeah and they would go please no no but I don't think that was targeted I
• 53:32
  think that had nothing to do with where you actually shot were they holding
• 53:36
  their dick or were they begging now that I guess I don't remember I think in my
• 53:40
  mind yeah they were holding their dick as well I just always assumed that's
• 53:43
  where I shot them that's what I was no no I think they at least doubled over in
• 53:47
  the middle and the middle is where the dick is oh my God this does not look good at
• 53:53
  all no that's uh you can't go back oh this looks like your poor man's Doom
• 53:58
  it's the build engine I think the Duke 3D engine when I um for me it was
• 54:05
  uh Duke Nukem 3D yeah right that just turned it for me I was like [ __ ] hell
• 54:11
  well I even go back if you remember uh what was the game golden eye oh yeah
• 54:16
  yeah yeah I played that game multiplayer I played that I could play through that
• 54:20
  first level in like under a minute on the hardest difficult plan just so so
• 54:24
  much like me with Wolfenstein I thought it looked amazing back then yeah it was
• 54:29
  just blobs on the screen remember the first crisis oh yeah golden ey is awful
• 54:33
  the first crisis came out and the first Far Cry as well mind blowing beautiful Far Cry
• 54:40
  looks [ __ ] awful now yeah but at the time it was like [ __ ] at the time
• 54:45
  yeah I bought a new video card to play nights of the Old Republic which I can
• 54:49
  now play on my phone yeah oh yeah well that's another
• 54:55
  game that at the time I thought looked beautifulred yeah and now you look at it
• 55:00
  even you look at the sequel and it's just really this is I play this that's
• 55:04
  what I thought was [ __ ] photo realistic at the time but that's the
• 55:08
  thing you can't be realistic if you want to not age I still think day the
• 55:14
  tentacle and the games from that period look amazing and they've done redone
• 55:19
  versions that I can't play I want to play those pixel art games because they
• 55:23
  never age because they weren't state-ofthe-art at the time I don't
• 55:27
  think we're going to see jumps anymore like that now I think now like if you
• 55:32
  look at from difference with Xbox One to series X it's not huge I don't think oh
• 55:38
  yeah yeah like I think I think Assassin's Creed Odyssey is [ __ ]
• 55:42
  beautiful but the frame rate on it on my Xbox anyway compared to Valhalla it it's
• 55:48
  it's like night and day like if you go back you play play like if you literally
• 55:52
  jump between them you play a bit of valhal jump to Odyssey you'll be like oh
• 55:54
  God cuz it's frames like it makes a big difference so it's going to be things
• 55:59
  like that I think yeah it's it's going to be the frame rate um the load times
• 56:05
  that's what we're going to see changes in but the actual what it looks like I
• 56:08
  don't think it's going to like cuz what are they going to start selling 8K TVs
• 56:13
  soon that's the next thing isn't it I think you reason you can get them but I
• 56:17
  don't think I don't know why you'd want one at the moment well I say that about
• 56:22
  I think we said that about 4K as well oh you'll never see the difference but you
• 56:26
  get one anyway eventually yeah cuz that's all that sort of is available to
• 56:30
  get to a point where man there was a lot of people who were really slow on the
• 56:35
  uptake of HD yes yeah because what do we
• 56:39
  need I was working 720p was all you needed up to 32 in so yeah that's right
• 56:46
  I mean I was working in broadcast television at the time and we still had
• 56:49
  to do everything in 43 safe for years for a decade after there was HD because
• 56:53
  there was so many people just refusing to upgrade their Telly I don't want a
• 56:58
  rectangular one I want a square one yeah that weighs a ton well I want bars at
• 57:04
  the top and the bottom or the sides like you won't you don't oh shut
• 57:11
  up um speaking of the nextg thing which we just mentioned uh which of three
• 57:16
  nextg update is coming out I'm so pleased to hear this because I never
• 57:20
  finished Witcher 3 never never even really played that much of it played
• 57:25
  enough of it great to know that it was great and then just got distracted by
• 57:28
  something else and I've been thinking recently of going back and now I will
• 57:32
  wait hold off a little bit until yep I'm looking forward to it because I I own
• 57:39
  Witcher 3 twice yes cuz I did a re uh collection gave you extra achievements
• 57:46
  so I purchased that and I haven't played it yet so I'm going to wait till they do
• 57:50
  the update and then I'm going to be able to give that a place I don't have to buy
• 57:54
  it again cuz I already gave the money years ago very good and it's also
• 57:59
  getting some DLC inspired by the TV show whatever that means I don't know what
• 58:03
  that that's interesting because the TV show is based on the books and they've
• 58:07
  made it very clear it's not based on these video games yeah it's interesting
• 58:10
  so I don't I don't know what that means whether you just be able to play as Henry caval
• 58:15
  or I I think it's just there might be like some sort of side quest or
• 58:20
  something that sort of ties in I don't think it's going to be like a main plot
• 58:24
  point or anything like that but I'm yeah I'm I'm going to play it I'm going also
• 58:27
  going to watch it cuz that which season 2 comes out in
• 58:31
  December you guys have a look at this trailer I know you did
• 58:35
  yes and I I want to go back and watch the first season again and I still say
• 58:40
  that one thing that could make the entire series much better it's just let
• 58:44
  us know when what year it is yeah I agree just let us know how much time has
• 58:49
  passed yeah cuz yeah I think everyone gets confused with that yennefer's easy
• 58:56
  because yeah hot or not hot but well well I think she was hotter before she
• 59:02
  same yeah same you guys are yeah she was
• 59:07
  a hot Hunchback and then but even after she changed there still then she just
• 59:12
  became every other girl who hangs out at the ivy I was more of a Tris fan it was
• 59:18
  Tris wasn't it yes
• 59:22
  Y no the redhead that's Siri oh yeah
• 59:28
  serilla uh Tris is well she's not a redhead Luke in the TV show red not the
• 59:33
  TV show oh no yeah no but the whole thing with yennefer which was not my
• 59:37
  pick in the game well that's I mean did I have to it's his his canonical partner
• 59:44
  who he is tied to by yeah but not in my game by the power of a genie so actually
• 59:49
  my game he just slept with everyone well he still is in the game that's what I'm
• 59:53
  that's what I'm saying to you can I sleep with people in valhall
• 59:56
  so far I've I don't know you you can but you don't see
• 1:00:03
  anything what do you want to see l i I thought you hadn't played it Luke I've done my
• 1:00:09
  research you're talking about Val Halla W you oh Val sorry I thought I thought
• 1:00:13
  you talking about valheim wait you can in Valhalla I
• 1:00:18
  didn't even know that there you go
• 1:00:21
  yeah I sleep with my brother's wife oh
• 1:00:26
  all right too busy too busy murdering uh
• 1:00:30
  Saxons cuz I I've [ __ ] a lot of people in um Odyssey Odyssey and was [ __ ] I
• 1:00:37
  [ __ ] and was [ __ ] yeah those ancient GRE actually I went to go back and play
• 1:00:42
  Odyssey but that was like the last game I ever brought on dis and I just gave my
• 1:00:47
  sister my one of my old xboxers and I gave her that game so I can't play it
• 1:00:51
  now unless I buy it again problems there really should be a solution into that
• 1:00:56
  shouldn't there like a code on the back of the [ __ ] box that says I bought
• 1:01:00
  this just let me download it now like they were going to do what how
• 1:01:05
  many years ago when they releasing the Xbox begged them not to no you can't
• 1:01:11
  have the my Xbox connect to the internet once every 24 hours saying beg them not
• 1:01:16
  to is is being too generous they harass them threaten their lives yeah exactly
• 1:01:22
  yeah like it was going to be a thing that when I finished playing a game I
• 1:01:26
  could give it to one of you guys I just transfer the license to you done there
• 1:01:32
  might be a small fee involved I'd be okay with that yeah I'll try all right look I'll
• 1:01:38
  play it but it's going to cost you all right I'll give you $5 to play
• 1:01:43
  it hey look you going to you going to buy a new Switch I want to if it's going
• 1:01:48
  to get game say yes you hate it no you hate the switch if it comes from Game
• 1:01:53
  Pass Xbox game pass or but no the the new Switch that they've
• 1:01:59
  released there is no point in buying this if you've already got one well I
• 1:02:03
  mean it looks nicer I do pretty yeah it's got a nicer screen that's basically
• 1:02:08
  it and a and a yeah a yeah it's bigger nicer screen that's really it it's not
• 1:02:14
  even a lot bigger it goes from 6.2 to a
• 1:02:17
  7 in size screen is better but that's it
• 1:02:22
  it's not it's not a like Nintendo switch Pro or anything classic Nintendo they
• 1:02:26
  don't care about giving you [ __ ] more RAM and better graphics and that kind of
• 1:02:31
  stuff like no it's fine he's just a nice little upgrade like I think people will
• 1:02:37
  buy it anyway and they know that I think the pro is still
• 1:02:41
  coming but just not yet I think the pro might be next year Pro they're not going
• 1:02:47
  to call it that it's Nintendo they called this one the Nintendo switch OLED
• 1:02:51
  model like y the [ __ ] you couldn't give it a [ __ ] nice
• 1:03:55
  if you've already got a switch you don't need this one buy it if you want it
• 1:03:59
  listen don't listen to Luke if you want an if you want an OLED switch buy it
• 1:04:03
  save your money cuz I announc the pro and get that one and go buy one go on
• 1:04:08
  I'm going to buy one just to spite Luke good no I'm not I'm not October 8th go
• 1:04:13
  get one just borrow his he doesn't use it I I put there's switch there's a
• 1:04:17
  switch in my house if I want one oh that's right yeah yeah was playing
• 1:04:21
  Animal Crossing I put in my bag to take to work and I'm going I'm going to play
• 1:04:24
  this at lunch and then it just sits on my bag and then when I finally go okay
• 1:04:27
  I'm going to play it now I take it out in the battery dead and I go oh well
• 1:04:31
  that's how long do you leave it in there um cly hours my bag for months yeah I
• 1:04:37
  was going to say there's no way it's dead after 4 hours in your bag unless
• 1:04:40
  there's something wrong with your switch no it's it'll sit there for
• 1:04:44
  months and when I finally go yep we're going to play it now no here's a
• 1:04:47
  question and then I'll get home I'll charge it and then I'll buy a game
• 1:04:51
  here's a question why why is it right that I have I've got a phone yeah
• 1:04:56
  right and this phone is almost 2 years old now and the battery is degraded to
• 1:05:02
  the point where it it just doesn't it couldn't really make it it can make it
• 1:05:06
  through a full day but it's it's tough if I use it too much during the day it's
• 1:05:09
  not going to make it through a full day anymore right batteries deg grade over
• 1:05:12
  time why is it that I can get my [ __ ] Nintendo DS out of that cupboard that
• 1:05:17
  I've not touched been satting there 12 months why can I pull that out open up
• 1:05:22
  turn it on and it's got full charge I can play what is if you still had if you still
• 1:05:28
  had your Nokia 3210 in a Cupboard you could pull that out turn it on and it'll
• 1:05:33
  just still have battery life what is that why is that a thing like
• 1:05:40
  um it's not the same I'm pretty sure they do it on purpose they do it on
• 1:05:44
  purpose so you've got to buy another one in two years on this is obviously
• 1:05:47
  completely different I'm I'm being a little cous but well you are and you
• 1:05:51
  aren't because I remember when um reading that uh back in the 1800s right
• 1:05:58
  when they first invented the light the light Globe right they could essentially
• 1:06:03
  make one that lasted for decades and they were ready to manufacture it and
• 1:06:09
  then they went well wait we don't want one to last for decades we want them to
• 1:06:13
  last a year at the most yeah buy why would we make something that people buy
• 1:06:18
  and then never need again you reminded me of something uh
• 1:06:24
  cuz you said globe and I watched a video about the Flat
• 1:06:29
  Earth the did you know Ian maybe we've talked about this before did you know
• 1:06:34
  that that believing the Earth is flat is actually new they didn't think the world
• 1:06:39
  was flat that's a myth no yeah that for I think for a very brief period some
• 1:06:45
  people thought but there's this R there's this this misconception that
• 1:06:48
  like [ __ ] Christopher Columbus was trying to prove that the Earth was the
• 1:06:53
  world everybody looking for trade Roots yeah everybody knew it was around they
• 1:06:58
  have they've known it was around for thousands of years until now and then
• 1:07:03
  for some reason yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah in the last people on the internet who
• 1:07:07
  believe in that [ __ ] are dumber than the [ __ ]
• 1:07:11
  Neolithic [ __ ] step dwellers yeah and it was this video about had astrolabs
• 1:07:17
  and we very very sure yeah now they for a time they thought the Earth was round
• 1:07:24
  but was the center of the solar system rved it they had to reallys the behavior
• 1:07:30
  of the universe before they figed out what was going on there but they still
• 1:07:34
  knew it was around yeah they still knew that if someone walked off and you
• 1:07:38
  watched them eventually he wouldn't be able to see them
• 1:07:41
  anymore yeah yeah yeah it's just interesting was this whole thing about
• 1:07:47
  like what is it now that makes it makes people do this and like that video of uh
• 1:07:52
  the Youtube video that I think was quite famous where the person spraying
• 1:07:56
  the water from the hose and you can see the rainbow and they're going what are
• 1:08:00
  they putting in the water what's that doing there why is that rainbow my God
• 1:08:04
  and it's just like oh [ __ ] like you don't know anything like how do you how has that
• 1:08:11
  happened how is there a person in this modern world that doesn't understand
• 1:08:14
  what a [ __ ] rain why a rainbow appears when you spray water
• 1:08:19
  like oh it's it's it's scary that there are people like that out there and it's
• 1:08:26
  too many people out there like that yeah and the thing is the thing that
• 1:08:30
  irritates me the most um is when these people and to be be honest this wasn't
• 1:08:37
  said to me by a flat earther but this was said said to me by somebody who
• 1:08:40
  believed in the [ __ ] reptilians oh
• 1:08:43
  that I was being closed minded by not
• 1:08:48
  Yeah by not accepting reptilians as a possibility yeah cuz it's like you
• 1:08:55
  should believe everything until proven wrong no that's not how that
• 1:09:00
  works prove there aren't reptilians I don't have to I don't accept it to begin
• 1:09:06
  with yeah there's no reason to not even
• 1:09:10
  no evidence no reason to even assume there might be a reptilian for me it's
• 1:09:15
  not up to me to prove that they're not real it's up to you to prove that they
• 1:09:19
  are real exactly yeah y that's how it works and pointing me at a YouTube video
• 1:09:26
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