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Got the Booty Dry-Heaves · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 3: I'll say it. How are you guys doing today? Good
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  Speaker 3: Friday for everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Read your email, bro. I did not see the email.
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  Speaker 3: I saw the email that somebody is sending out just
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  Speaker 6: Well, News Junkie had 11 and 12 o'clock back-to-back winners.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, dude. Whatever, really? So six for Orlando, and then
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  Speaker 3: News Junkie came through with two today. Awesome, dude. Good job, man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to beat him. That must have been exciting, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Back-to-backs is always exciting. Dude, I would have been freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: I would have taken off my pants. Yeah. Back-to-the-boner. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So a number of things happened. I want to save
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  Speaker 3: this for later today, but... Man, you ever feel like
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  Speaker 3: sometimes you're just kind of trying to roll through life
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  Speaker 3: as anonymously as possible, trying to just kind of move
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  Speaker 3: through life, wrinkling no feathers, causing no problems, just kind
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  Speaker 3: of going to work and coming home. Do you guys
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  Speaker 3: feel that? Like you just sometimes that's just how you feel. Well,
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  Speaker 3: what do you mean by like I'm striving to be anonymous? No,
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  Speaker 3: not in this. Like I just try to go through
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  Speaker 3: my thing every day. Today I got yelled at in traffic. Really?
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  Speaker 3: For the most innocuous thing, I don't know what led
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  Speaker 3: this person to roll their window down and make a
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  Speaker 3: comment on something I did at a stoplight. I can't
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  Speaker 3: wait to find out what you did and what they said.
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  Speaker 3: Talk to me. I got to tell you, I think
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  Speaker 3: this is honestly one time that all three of you
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  Speaker 1: Ha!
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  Speaker 3: I really do believe that. I'm telling you straight up.
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  Speaker 3: I really do believe that. I love this. It's difficult
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  Speaker 3: for me to find something that happened to my life
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  Speaker 3: where I think all three of you are like, you
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  Speaker 3: know what? The guys are going to get my back
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  Speaker 3: on this one. This one, I have a pretty good
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  Speaker 3: idea that you guys are going to get my back.
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  Speaker 3: And I think you will exactly think what I think.
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  Speaker 3: Like you can't imagine why somebody would get so upset
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  Speaker 3: about this. Color me intrigued.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So we'll do that a little bit later. Oh! Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you want it now? Yeah, of course I want it now.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you want it now? You should know, though,
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  Speaker 3: that I also... Do you want your Christmas gift now
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  Speaker 3: or later? I had a parked car interaction today, and
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  Speaker 3: it was a Pixar short. It was so wonderful. We
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  Speaker 3: both pulled out at the same time, and then we
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  Speaker 3: played rock, paper, scissors. Okay, so that didn't happen to me.
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  Speaker 3: There was no cute rock, paper, scissors, hope this makes
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  Speaker 3: it on Twitter a moment. It wasn't like that for me, dawg.
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  Speaker 3: And it was a relatively short interaction, but I pulled
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  Speaker 3: off like genuinely throttled. Like I didn't know what to think.
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  Speaker 3: You want to know what it was? Of course. This
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  Speaker 3: is what happened. So I had an old Starbucks coffee
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  Speaker 3: in my truck.
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  Speaker 8: Right?
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  Speaker 3: When I get my drink, I have a certain place
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  Speaker 3: I put my drink. It's in these two drink holders.
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  Speaker 3: I got a little four drinker. I got two drink holders.
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  Speaker 3: But the problem is, is if you put your drink
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  Speaker 3: in one drink, when you go to reach the other drink,
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  Speaker 3: that drink hits your hand. You understand?
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  Speaker 1: So you put it in the bed of your pickup truck.
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  Speaker 3: I did not.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: The coffee was half. Half of the coffee was left over.
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  Speaker 3: I rolled my window down and I poured the coffee
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  Speaker 3: out onto the road. Okay. And I put my cup in,
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  Speaker 3: I put it in my truck, and the dude next
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  Speaker 3: door to me rolls his window down and said, what
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  Speaker 3: are you doing? And I thought he recognized me and
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  Speaker 3: was ragging on me. That's what I thought was happening.
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  Speaker 3: I actually almost said, hey, thanks for listening. Yeah. You're right.
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  Speaker 3: But I was like, I can look at the guy's face.
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  Speaker 3: Like this guy does not know who I am. Doesn't care.
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  Speaker 3: And he's really pissed off that I simply poured coffee
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  Speaker 3: onto the road. He goes, you're not supposed to do that, dude.
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  Speaker 3: You're supposed to take that and pour it out on
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  Speaker 3: the grass or some, and then throw your couple. I said,
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  Speaker 3: but I said, what? He goes, yeah, you're not supposed
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  Speaker 3: to do that. Light turns green. I'm like, I've never
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  Speaker 3: heard of that in my life. Rolls his window up,
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  Speaker 3: just stares at me as I pull off. Nothing wrong
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  Speaker 3: with me pouring coffee out at an intersection onto the road, right?
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  Speaker 3: I've got nothing for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did it
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  Speaker 3: splash on his car? It did not splash. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know that it didn't splash on his car. Did it
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  Speaker 3: catch his pant leg on the motorcycle? But it was
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  Speaker 3: far enough away, and I put it right. Look, if
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  Speaker 3: it was going to be on anybody's car, it was
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  Speaker 3: going to be on my car. But there's one problem
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  Speaker 3: that you are overlooking. Which is? It's me? No, it's
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  Speaker 3: not you. Does people hate me for the sake of
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  Speaker 3: hating me? I understand that you do have a truck,
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  Speaker 3: and you keep referring. It is not a large truck.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little Ford Ranger. Everybody knows what they are.
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  Speaker 3: But if you pour coffee outside of the window of
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  Speaker 3: that truck, dude, it's going to splash. Yeah, it's going
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  Speaker 3: to splash. It does splash. And the person was in
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  Speaker 3: a yellowish kind of weird gold-colored car. I don't even
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  Speaker 3: know what kind of car it was. It looked like
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  Speaker 3: an Accord, like yours, what it looked like, a sedan thing.
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  Speaker 3: But I was so blown away by this guy getting
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  Speaker 3: into my face about it, I just rolled my window
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  Speaker 3: and moved on. And he turned left at that next light,
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  Speaker 3: so I didn't see him for the rest of the trip.
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  Speaker 3: It was crazy, dude. I really hope he's listening right
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  Speaker 3: now going, no way.
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  Speaker 1: That's who it was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, crazy as, like, if it was like, okay, so
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  Speaker 3: I understand the thing. Like, I got, not yell that,
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  Speaker 3: but somebody in my car one time, I threw a
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  Speaker 3: banana peel out after eating a banana, and I threw
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  Speaker 3: it out into the, off to the road, right? The
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  Speaker 3: Doyle family.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And somebody says and somebody might say hey you're not
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  Speaker 3: supposed to do that now they were joking they were
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  Speaker 3: just kind of ragging my but they were serious and
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  Speaker 3: they're like you're not supposed to do that because it
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  Speaker 3: brings animals to the edge of the road yes and
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  Speaker 3: creates more scenarios where it could cause a wreck you
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  Speaker 3: know animals get killed you know people freak out because
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  Speaker 3: of deers there or whatever i get that this was
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  Speaker 3: not even close to that and it wasn't even that
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  Speaker 3: much coffee it was like literally a half a cup
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  Speaker 3: of a of a uh grande or whatever did he
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  Speaker 3: know it was coffee No, I don't even know, Jack.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he could have thought it was, ew.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if it was like a spit cup or something.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I never thought of that. And I'm in a
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  Speaker 3: truck with no tailgate. It adds up. Yeah. In Houston,
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  Speaker 3: double adds up. And then me, this beard, double, triple
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  Speaker 3: adds up. Looks like you're going fishing. Let me do this.
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  Speaker 3: I apologize, dog. You're just missing the camo hat. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: It was crazy. And I just kind of pulled off laughing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I just want to go to work. That's
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  Speaker 3: all I'm trying to do is go to work. I
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  Speaker 3: had a weird night. My wife had to get up
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  Speaker 3: in the middle of the night to take her mom
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  Speaker 3: to the airport to fly out.
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  Speaker 6: She wanted to catch that hurricane.
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  Speaker 3: I've been up since 4.15. It was like one of
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  Speaker 3: those weird days. I'm on the way to work. I
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  Speaker 3: get yelled at by a rando because I'm pouring coffee
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  Speaker 3: on the road, which I did not know was a
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  Speaker 3: big deal. Well, it's a super slippery spectrum of what
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  Speaker 3: people choose to confront, right? Isn't that the wildest thing, dude?
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. Look. I understand, like, if I threw
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  Speaker 3: the cup on the ground, I would have yelled at myself.
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  Speaker 3: I'd have been like, yeah, I get that. I was littering.
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  Speaker 3: I hate littering. Like, I hate it. But, man, just
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  Speaker 3: pouring coffee onto the road, I mean, I just did not,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's going to rain. I don't, I didn't
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  Speaker 3: say there's a stain in the road. I still do
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  Speaker 3: this right now. I do not understand why. There's only
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  Speaker 3: two things you can legally throw out. Clean water and
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  Speaker 3: chicken feathers. Oh, yeah. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: We did learn that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ugh. You'd have had less questions if you just throw
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  Speaker 1: out a bunch of chicken feathers.
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  Speaker 3: Could you imagine if I just reached out there and
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  Speaker 3: dumped a handful of chicken feathers? The look I would
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  Speaker 3: have gotten at that point would have been puzzling.
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  Speaker 2: Not really.
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  Speaker 1: It still used us.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody would be like, where's the chicken? All right. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so you're not going to lie. I have never Googled
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  Speaker 3: why you shouldn't pour coffee on the road, but I
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  Speaker 3: just did. That guy apparently did right before he got
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  Speaker 3: in his car. And there is way more reasons than
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  Speaker 3: I thought was going to pop up. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: First and foremost, you have an oxygen depletion. Decomposing organic
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  Speaker 3: compounds and nutrients in coffee stimulate harmful algae growth and
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  Speaker 3: strip viruses. vital oxygen from aquatic plants and animals.
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  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: The lower water pH that coffee has increases the acidity
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  Speaker 3: of natural water sources.
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  Speaker 1: So it becomes a problem with runoff.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, come on. You're killing Florida. This guy did not
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  Speaker 3: hit me.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that.
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  Speaker 3: He did not hit me as an environmentalist. This guy
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  Speaker 3: did not hit me that way. It was weird. It
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  Speaker 3: was like my age. It was bizarre, dude. It says
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  Speaker 3: that it disrupts freshwater ecosystems. Look at what you did, Jimmy.
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  Speaker 1: Look at what you did.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 6: But if you don't think he was motivated by being
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  Speaker 6: echo friendly of you tossing something out your window, what
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  Speaker 6: do you think his motivation was?
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  Speaker 3: I just think he was a kind of a Karen.
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  Speaker 3: I think he was just one of these guys who
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  Speaker 3: felt like he's he saw somebody do something that he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't agree with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And he felt like he should come at me about it.
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  Speaker 3: But why do you think he doesn't agree with that?
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  Speaker 3: If it's not for.
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  Speaker 1: The for the earth, Jimmy, man, come on. It's for
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  Speaker 1: the earth.
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  Speaker 3: Coffee comes from the earth. Sugar in the coffee comes
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  Speaker 3: from the earth. That milk that was in the coffee
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  Speaker 3: comes from the earth. All of it comes from the earth.
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  Speaker 3: Local governments can penalize individuals for illegal liquid waste disposal.
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  Speaker 3: That would be the greatest traffic ticket of all time.
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  Speaker 3: If you get cited for pouring coffee onto the road,
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  Speaker 3: just go play the lottery. I mean, what are the
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  Speaker 3: chances of that? Did you have milk in your coffee? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I get half and half in my raw sugar. So
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  Speaker 3: that guy cried over spilled milk.
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  Speaker 7: Oh!
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  Speaker 3: your tension out. I felt like that's the same noise
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  Speaker 3: my mom makes when I massage her. Use the cream.
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: Went to the dentist yesterday and got some advice on
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  Speaker 3: the day. They're like, you got to do this. And
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, what? And they're like, yeah, you got to
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  Speaker 3: use this. You got to do this. I'm like, nobody.
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  Speaker 3: They even make that thing anymore. We're going to talk
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  Speaker 3: It's Concrete Mike.
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  Speaker 7: What up, Mike? I call BS on that coffee.
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  Speaker 3: Polluting the ecosystem and all that nonsense. If you're dumping
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  Speaker 3: a hundred gallons of it, okay, maybe. Three ounces?
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  Speaker 8: Just worry more about people's fertilizers for their lawns and
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  Speaker 8: all that runoff that goes into the ground.
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  Speaker 3: That's the bigger problem, people. Howdy folks, Kurt here. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: on the coffee in the road thing, I'm with Jim
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  Speaker 3: on this one.
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  Speaker 10: Coffee in the road's fine.
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  Speaker 3: What's not is.
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  Speaker 1: Coffee in the parking lot of the gas station, directly
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  Speaker 1: where everyone steps out of their car.
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  Speaker 10: It's even a nice shoe full of milky, sugary coffee
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  Speaker 10: to track back into your car or into the store.
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  Speaker 3: That always drives me crazy. Have a good weekend, folks. Jen,
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  Speaker 3: as someone who lives in Eustis, you 100% sound white trash. Thanks, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate that so much. You have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Howdy, neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: I feel loved now. There you go. All right, 407-916-1041,
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  Speaker 3: It does. I am Jim. Jack and Ross are right
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  Speaker 2: Got to put his name on everything?
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  Speaker 1: As she recovers from that botched execution attempt in Tennessee,
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: her legal team says Pike is taking limited steps with
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: assistance and her injured arms are healing, but she continues
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: to struggle with memory and concentration. Pike survived two doses
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: of the state's lethal injection drug last week and regained
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: consciousness after doctors feared she was brain dead. Instead, she
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: woke up and said, where am I and who are you?
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Her attorneys also are seeking answers about the attempt and
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: have won a court order requiring evidence to be preserved.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: They're asking Governor Bill Lee to commute Pike's death sentence,
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: arguing the state should not try to execute her again.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Pike was convicted of killing 19-year-old Colleen Slemmer from Orange Park, Florida.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Back in 1995, apparently when they brought her in, of course,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: you know, we had talked before that the attempt they
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: had apparently her attorney counted seven needles in her arm.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: One of them bent in a 90 degree angle.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: And when they took her to the hospital, they said
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: that her arms were swollen, blistered because penobarbital is a caustic.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: It will like kill tissue as soon as it touches it.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: So her arms were just blown up and all nasty. Yeah, exactly.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: So they say her arms are starting to heal. But again,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: they expected her to be brain dead and everything else.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: And what do you do in this case?
• 16:22
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: This is going to be one of those precedent setting cases.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: It really is.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: It really is, because the mother who had traveled from
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Orange Park, Florida, they had had a GoFundMe so that
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: she and a couple other members of Colleen's family could
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: be there to witness the execution and say they feel
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: like they've been robbed of justice that they've been waiting
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: 31 years for.
• 16:40
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: You can see her point.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Very interesting.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: It is. Back closer to home, the state of Florida
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: will not be executing two death row inmates in one
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: day next week. Governor DeSantis has withdrawn the death warrant
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: for 74-year-old William Lee Thompson, canceling his execution scheduled for
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: 6 p.m. on October 13th. His was to be the
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: second of the day. Thompson suffers from heart disease, dementia,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: and sepsis. He was convicted of the 1976 murder of
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: 23-year-old Sally Ivester in North Miami. The execution of James
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Robertson is still scheduled for the 13th and will still
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: take place at noon. He is sentenced to death for
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: a 2008 murder. Follow up on a story we did
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: yesterday during JCS News, but apparently it will not go away.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: And now it looks like it's festering. Going to get
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: a little ugly.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Whoever leaked damaging information about Hope, Florida could face criminal charges.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Governor Ron DeSantis said yesterday he wants to prosecute whoever
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: leaked the grand jury's report into the organization. The grand
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: jury report, if you remember, accused state officials of misappropriating
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: $ 10 million. But an appeals court ruled what officials did
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: with the money was lawful. Someone apparently leaked the report
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: to CBS News Miami in August, and that could be
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: considered a first-degree misdemeanor. The punishment could be a $ 5, 000 fine.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: And up to a year in jail.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: So just leaking the document itself is against the law.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: It had nothing to do with the fact that it
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: like I was kind of weird that it says they
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: did nothing illegal.
• 18:19
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So they release a document that proved nothing according
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: to them. And they still want to they still want
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: to convict somebody.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: It's been a very interesting thing because there's also other
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: reports that said, listen, that. The grand jury didn't even
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: do all the things normally a grand jury would do,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: and yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Whistleblowing? Kind of a perfect debate for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Because I don't know how we should feel any time
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: a whistleblower comes out. Yeah, that's a good point. It's
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: really weird. Checkmate my soul.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: All right. Meanwhile, Governor DeSantis has authorized mandatory evacuations for
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: vulnerable coastal zones. As major Hurricane Category 3, Isaias, approaches
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: the Florida Panhandle, packing destructive 120 mph winds, the storm
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: is tracking toward a landfall tonight. DeSantis, though, also warns
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: that while the storm may be heading to the Panhandle,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: folks here in Orlando and Tampa are not necessarily in
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: the clear.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty big, lopsided, ugly system. You could see
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: both flooding and tornadoes in the central part of Florida.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: That is possible.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: So DeSantis says 5,000 Florida National Guardsmen have been activated.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Business operations and campuses across nearly 20 panhandle counties are
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: shut down. So, of course, if you have a student
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: at FSU, Florida A & M, I believe even like
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: UF is... Taking some precautions as well.
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: You've got kids showing up on your doorstep this weekend.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: You got a feel for our panhandle brethren, right?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: We all woke up on Monday looking at the extension.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: forecast going, man, it's going to rain over the weekend.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: And now you're like, it's a cat three.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Over the weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sucks. Orlando City
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: this weekend, though, can't stop me. Let's get these three points.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Central Florida could be in for a stormy, steamy weekend,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: at least. The National Weather Service is calling for afternoon thunderstorms.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Some of those could be heavy downpours and gusty winds
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: through Sunday. The NWS says Central Florida, we're actually caught
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: between Hurricane Isaias in the Gulf and high pressure east
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: of the Bahamas. And that's strengthening southerly winds and drawing
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: unusually moist air into the area. I was really looking
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: forward thinking, you know, we're almost to the 10th of October.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe we're going to see some low 80s. Temperatures are
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: actually going to hover around 90 degrees with the heat
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: index values topping 100. The good news is, though, drier
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: weather is expected to move in on Monday, bringing more
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: sunshine and less rain. Still highs in the upper 80s.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: That one day of fall will be here soon, you guys.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: More manageable, at least.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Better to have a hurricane in October than August.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: 100.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I already saw one pumpkin that needed a blue pill, man.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: They got soft real fast. It was Florida sunlight. Exactly.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Local first responders are ready to help those affected by
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Hurricane Isai. Search and rescue teams from Orange, Osceola, Seminole,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: and Marion counties will be stationed in Tallahassee as the
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: storm approaches. Florida Power and Light is also surging 12,000
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: restoration crew members to 16 staging sites in the Panhandle
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to respond as soon as it's safe.
• 21:27
  Speaker 13: I think one of the greatest challenges we're going to
• 21:29
  Speaker 13: have with this storm is the strong storm surge and
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: the potential for 6 to 10 inches of rain, which
• 21:34
  Speaker 13: may cause some flooding and may make some areas inaccessible
• 21:38
  Speaker 13: after the storm passes.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: So CEO Scott Borges says they're dusting off their Hurricane
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Sally playbook to know where to respond. His concern, again,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: is the storm surge. They're saying up to seven feet
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: and up to 10 inches of rain could make some
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: areas inaccessible. Do you guys, I know throughout any of
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: our hurricanes, Jimmy, you probably would have been the closest
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: out in Geneva. Did you ever have that experience of
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: watching everyone else's power around you get restored.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: And Oh, that happened over here next to Code Black
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: because we were on the wrong side of the road.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: So we watched everybody's power come back two days before us.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: That's why we had everybody that knew everybody around the
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: neighborhood had extension cords running across the road from their
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: house to ours. Isn't that? This is Altamont Springs, and
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: over there is the wild, wild west. Yeah, exactly right.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Take a left at the saloon. Exactly.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: You know, you're not kidding, though, right? Because I remember
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: after Hurricane Charlie, I lived in Delaney Park, literally three
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: blocks away from ORMC. And that's a level one trauma center.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: So if there's anywhere you want to be after a hurricane,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: it's as close to either a school that they're going
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: to be using as a shelter or, of course, a hospital.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Because it was like, yeah, baby, on that right grid,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: on the right grid.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea. Last hurricane, I got TB.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: There's more cowboy jokes. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. That's what
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: they died of a lot. Okay. Thank you, Red Dead. Yeah,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Hurricane Red Dead. Oh, you beat me to it.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: RIP, Arthur Morgan.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I think this is kind of cool. Florida residents who
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: need help reaching an evacuation shelter can get free Uber
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: rides as Hurricane Isaias approaches. Isn't this pretty sweet?
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: What I want to know is how many people in
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Central Florida are going to enter this code and see
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: if they can get a free ride. But hey, the
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: program provides up to $ 40 each way for trips to
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: and from state-approved Shelters using the promo code Isaias26. If
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you can spell it, you deserve it.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: They did that on purpose. They're not going to do
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: this for any other hurricane. And today in the news,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: two people. Both Spanish got a ride for free.
• 23:44
  Speaker 14: DeSantis just came out and said, like, I'm calling it Isaiah. Yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 14: I love how he said it's weird. No, you're just
• 23:50
  Speaker 14: a gringo.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: The governor arrived on a scooter. Yeah. That's insane.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: He should get a line scooter for that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: That is kind of weird. That is kind of a
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: national story this morning. The fact that DeSantis did a
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: press conference on how he could not pronounce and wasn't
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: even going to give it a shot.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Remember how we played? I didn't realize that made national news.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, it was everywhere this morning.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: We played that yesterday during JCS News because I was like,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: what else is he going to say? This is interesting.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I've never seen a politician publicly be like, guys, I
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: give up. I'm not trying. Hey, but the voucher system.
• 24:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: And I get it. It's just the name, which is
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: why I feel very fun and invited to kind of
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: laugh at it because I agree with the saying. It's
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: not that big of a deal, but I just have
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: never seen a person of power be like, no. I'm
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: not even going to give it a shot.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm tapping out.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I'm going to call in Frank.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: So riders can redeem the offer through the Uber app
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: with a limit of two discounted trips per account. State
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: officials say the program is designed to help people evacuate
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: quickly ahead of the storm. All right, closer to home,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: life-saving blood donations are needed to keep up with demand
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: in the southeast as the hurricane disrupts donations in the
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Florida panhandle. OneBlood supplies blood products to how many hospitals
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: across Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: It is so many. 500. Oh, exactly what I was
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: going to get.
• 25:09
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I'll go 750.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I'll go 350.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Points Ross, 250 hospitals across Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Here's a voice we all know and love.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: It is something that you can give. It is not money.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: It's not clothing. We're asking you to give something of yourself.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: And it's pretty profound.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: When you're giving blood within two to three days, it
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: will be going to a patient in a hospital.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's OneBlood's Pat Michaels.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Someone save him because he's stuck in a well.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Pat Michaels stresses that all blood types are needed with
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: especially high demand for O negative, O positive, and platelets.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Donors must be over 110 pounds, at least 16 years
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: of age, and generally healthy. Jack, when's the next time
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you get to donate blood?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: About six more weeks. I did it just two weeks ago.
• 26:01
  Speaker 16: Oh, wow.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Wow.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: He's on top of.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: It, man.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: He's got like five gallons. He's got a pickle bucket full.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: I think that's... three donations away from 10 gallon. Wow.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: That's so cool. Pickle buckets.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: What do you get? A sticker or it might be
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: a magnet. All right. Yeah. I mean, that's a good trade.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: He's the dude who saved the lives of a state.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I know. And he gets a sticker. You can tell
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: that I'm being serious because of my falsetto. Well, they
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: say it's three lives per donation.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 26:39
  Speaker 14: Right?
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: And each gallon is eight donations, so that would be 80.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: 24 lives per gallon?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, that's better than we get at the pump now.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: That's just one Ford. Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Diesel blood is 12%.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Florida health officials say the state's dengue fever outbreak has
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: grown to 296 locally acquired cases this year with 44
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: new infections reported in the latest update. Hillsborough County remains
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: the hardest hit area with 259 cases, right? We have
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: 296 across the whole state and they've got 259. Pinellas
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: County has 20 reported cases. One dengue related death has
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: been reported in Hillsborough County this year. Hillsborough and Pinellas
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: counties have extended their local states of emergency due to
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: the outbreak. And with dengue cases continuing to rise in
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Hillsborough County, Tampa city workers are now going door to
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: door to help educate residents about the outbreak.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Letting them know, because again, a lot of these
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: locally acquired cases, there are, thinking are coming from people
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: who are infected, but they're asymptomatic. They don't know they're infected.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Do you think they take a picture, like a photograph
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: of the mosquito as if they were looking for a suspect,
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: as in saying, I'm going to hold it up? Because
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: they don't know who goes online or who reads the
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: news or anything like that. You don't have any idea
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: from household to household how well informed they are.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I would imagine that's absolutely what they do. Plus,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: you know, you've got to figure you've got seniors.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: You've got all kinds of people there. There could be
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: language barriers and you still want to get them the information.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: So I know they're passing out information about the species
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: of mosquito, what to look for, symptoms and stuff like that,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: when to seek medical care. Over the past three months,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: crews have collected 23 tons of old tires. as part
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: of the city's campaign to slow the spread of dengue.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Just a friendly reminder, this is such a Snapple fact,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: that's the number one human killer, and I don't even
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: think it's remotely close. It's not close, and the tire
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: thing is a real interesting thing. I remember when I
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: heard the tire thing for the first time, I was like,
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: what the hell is that? Tires? Not realizing that that's
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: where the water gets caught and that becomes an incubation
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: pond because the tire gets hot. The hot water becomes
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: like an absolute water bed for these things. Right, exactly.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I got one in the backyard. Do you really? I
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: got one in the backyard.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's about a million people a year worldwide mosquitoes get.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. In fact, I was thinking about that earlier.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: You guys know my mom was born on an island.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: There is one thing that you need. Anywhere you're tropical
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: where you can't put screens on the windows because salt
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: air just eats through metal too quickly, there's no point
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: in putting the screen on a window, you would not
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: be able to sleep without a mosquito net.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Mosquito nets are literally lifesavers.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Lifesavers, yeah.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Bugs collected on the outside of the mosquito net, it really,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: it's like, whoa.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: One of the things when I started watching Survivor, one
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: of the things, or Naked and Afraid, one of the things,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: especially with Naked and Afraid, we remember a specific episode
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: where a girl had to wind up leaving And when
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: she came walking out of the woods, they were just
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: telling you what was going on. Oh, she had some
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: pretty bad bug bites and she's got to get out
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: of there. She comes walking out of the woods and
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: my wife and I gasped like she was missing an arm.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: We were like, how do you even like, how do you, she,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: it made me start itching myself to the point where
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: it was uncontrollable. Just looking at her with welt after
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: welt after welt. Have you ever seen that video where
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: they have the, the, um, the mosquitoes under the net
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: and a guy puts his hand.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, You can watch all the mosquitoes trying to get
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: And watch the stingers come up through there trying to
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: get to the hand. It's incredible.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: It really is.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: It's our biggest enemy. It truly is, yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: And that little piece of netting can make such a
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: huge difference between life and death. But like I said
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: before the newscast, if you think dengue is bad.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Cases of extensively drug-resistant drugs. Shigella infections are increasing in
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: the United States, and that's raising concerns about a diarrheal
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: illness that can be spread through sexual contact and has
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: limited treatment options. According to a report from the Centers
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: for Disease Control and Prevention, Shigella is a highly contagious
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: bacteria that can cause diarrhea, fever, and stomach pain. It
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: spreads through fecal-oral contact. Okay. Contaminated food or water and
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: sexual contact.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Now, infection can occur after exposure to as few as
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: how many organisms?
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Hit me with that again.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: So, infection can occur after exposure to as few as
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: this many organisms. So, this is a bacterium, and you
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: only have to get this many, this many, and you.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: 20. One.
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  Speaker 8: One.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Ten. Oh, God. We're closer. Oh, God. We tied. I
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: have it up right now. It says a diarrhea. It
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: says often watery and bloody. It says abdominal pain, fever,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: and then a thing called tenismus, which is a frequent
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: painful urge to go to the bathroom. Number two, with
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: empty stomach. So apparently you get dry heaves, but in
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: the other end.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that could happen.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me either. So like a reverse PSI thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: It's like a booty dry heave.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Drug resistance. Shigella isolates increase from 0% between 2011 and
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: 2015 to 8.5%. percent in 2023 most patients were adult
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: men and nearly 38 of those with available data had
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: to be hospitalized wow nothing to play around with.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Wow i gotta stop drinking out of the toilet.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Immediately wash your hands.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I gotta stop doing that like groceries jesus i'm not
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: gonna spoon feed that joke yeah don't please don't young
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: money cash money.
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  Speaker 1: All right And that concludes your JCS News.
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: News!
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on. Sorry, I didn't know what to do.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Which was worse?
• 33:01
  Speaker 16: I don't know.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Which of those was worse? I regret both. And I
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: only did one. Is it going to be one of
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: those days? Is that what's happening? Is this the version
• 33:13
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• 33:18
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• 33:19
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  Speaker 3: So nice. So nice. Hello, friend. How are you? Very good.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Very good. And happy Thanksgiving weekend. Oh, is it Canadian
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving this weekend? Yeah, it's on Monday. On a Monday? Yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: That's wild. Am I right? Why not have it on Thursday?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Like any sane country. Why don't you do it like
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: America does it? Come on. Why are you trying to
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: be different all the time? What is the traditional Thanksgiving
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: feast for Canadians? That's an interesting question. Is it not? Yeah,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: it's mousse and poutine. Is it mousse and poutine? It's
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: syrup turkey. It's the same old crap. Is it really?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Is it really the same stuff? Yeah, it's the same stuff.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: It's turkey's a big thing.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Green bean casserole?
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: What's cornbread? There may be a little bit of a
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: maple touch in some of these sides that you can
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: only imagine. It's generally the same. I'm aware of the
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: origin of the U.S. Thanksgiving, right? We never talk about
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: the blankets part, but that was still part of it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: My question is, what is Canadian Thanksgiving like? What's the history?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: On this day, Monday, what big event happened? Absolutely no
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: reason whatsoever for Canadian Thanksgiving. None. You have nothing.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think it was really a harvest. It
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: was more to celebrate the harvest. It had nothing to
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: do with the first meal and genocidal maniacs and all
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: that sort of thing. I've got to tell you, I
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: think I speak for the entire crew when I say
• 36:02
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• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Faez joins us every Friday to talk about the wonderful
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: culinary scene here in Central Florida, some of the ways
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: that you can enjoy it. Let's get right to the review.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Is it Mordisco or Mordisco? How do you pronounce that? Yeah,
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's Mordisco.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Mordisco. And it's a Venezuelan steakhouse out of South Florida.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: And let me just say, first off, right off the bat,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Mordisco has the finest smelling parking lot in the entire city.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: the air is this like thick and beefy. And we
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: were just like lured to the entrance, like moths to
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: a flame. It's a fine, fine smelling parking lot.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: That's nice. That's a good sign. I don't see anybody
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: putting that on their website. No, no. It's a great
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: smelling parking lot. Just trust me on this. And by
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: the way, it is at 11-030 International Drive. It's on I-Drive.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: All right. And the Saturday Night Fever at Moore Disco
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: was very high. Was it really? Okay, very good.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Get it. Anyway, okay. So like I said, it's a
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Venezuelan-style steakhouse. They specialize in carne envara, which is essentially–
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: skewered meats that are Oak grilled, grilled over an Oak flame.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: You know, they're sort of like rotated over an Oak flame. Um,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: it's in the old Applebee's and it definitely still feels
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: like an Applebee's. So this, I wouldn't, I wouldn't call
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: this a high end steakhouse of, you know, the roots,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Chris and Fleming's and that sort of thing. This is
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: sort of like a mid, mid level, um, a mid-level steakhouse. And, um,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: you know, and it's, and it's very fairly priced too.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: So it attracts a lot of families. A lot of tourists, very, very,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: like I said, the prices are pretty, pretty good. Now,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: first off the bat, the first thing I had here
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: was a ceviche. And I know we're talking steak here,
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: but the ceviche. Oh, by the way, you know, in
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: my review, I used the headline Chewed Steak Boogie. Do
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: you guys get that? Yeah, yeah, Chewed Steak Boogie, right.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: The old ZZ Top song, yeah. Okay, all right. See,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: my editor didn't feel the same. Anyway, Chewed Steak Boogie.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: So the first thing I had was a ceviche. That
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: looks amazing. I'm telling you, the ceviche here does look amazing.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: If you're watching on YouTube, there are photos that Jack
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: has up. And the ceviche is easily one of the
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: best ceviches I have had in the city. Damn, dude,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: that looks amazing.
• 38:21
  Speaker 16: It is.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: It is. And it's because they use this sort of
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: fermented milk product. It's sort of like a sour cream,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: like a South American sour cream that gives it a
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: really nice tang. There's really nice texture here with the
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: crispy quinoa. and a um what is it it's the
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: sweet plantain croutons damn dude which really yeah there's cherry
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: tomatoes and there's like this sweet sweet chili oil that's
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: drizzled over it it's it's really really amazing we were
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: shocked it's cobia it could be a meat yeah cobia
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: is one of my favorite fish too that that little
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: i could eat a bucket of that that looks amazing
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: buddy i would i would go back to this restaurant
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: for this alone it was truly truly truly good damn
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: that looks good um Okay, so now the steaks. So
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: the steaks are, we had a USDA prime ribeye. It
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: was like, I believe, 14 ounces for 42 bucks. Not bad.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: And like I said, it's oak grilled, really nice flavor.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: The thing with Mordisco is that if you order an entree,
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: you can get an upgrade. You can get an upgrade
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: of various items. So we chose the picanha, which was
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: an eight ounce picanha for another, I think, 14 bucks.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: So for a total of 60 bucks, we got two
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: pretty decent sized steaks. The side we got here was
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: like a Venezuelan, fried cheese, which is a bit different,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: you know, as far as steak sides go. A couple
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: of really nice sauces, a house chimichurri. There's like a
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: sweet pepper and truffle sauce there too. Really good. The
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: only thing I came to learn after the fact is
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: that The beef is pretty much commodity beef. They're getting
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: it from IVP, which is, I believe, Iowa Beef Packages,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: which is owned by Tyson Foods. If you're not into
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: industrial processed meats and what Tyson Foods and their practices
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: and stuff, then don't order any steak at the steakhouse. Instead,
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: get the Butterfly Branzino, which is outstanding. It is so good. Again,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: if you're watching on YouTube Live, you can see some
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: photos here. It's butterflied. It's oat grilled. And I'm telling
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: you that that skin, the skin is so crisp, it
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: would make a potato chip jealous. It is really lovely.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: That looks amazing as well. I would go back for
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: the ceviche. Funny enough, I would go back to the
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: steakhouse for the two seafood items, this fish and the ceviche.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: So like I said, it's very family friendly. It's like
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: an old Applebee's. The price points are very, very fair.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: There's a dessert there, too. They have a bass cheesecake,
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: which I really, really like, and people aren't familiar with
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: bass cheesecake. It's caramelized at the top. It's on the
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: dark top, and the inside is very custardy. So, yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: check them out if you want to. If you have
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: an issue with Tyson Foods, like I said, don't eat
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: the beef. There you go. All right, so Mordisco, not
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: too bad. All right, yeah. No, I just had a
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: weird fish question, a fish question. Curiosity. You said Branzino.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I kind of have this weird thing that like all
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: white fish, I've yet to taste like the spectrum of
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: white fish. All white fish taste the same to me.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: So like Branzino is a white fish. Can you tell
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: the difference between white fish or is that just a
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: me thing? Yeah, I mean, I think it's very hard.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Like a lot of white fish do taste the same.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: In the case of Branzino, it's a Mediterranean fish. It's
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: a sea bass, but, you know, they call it a Branzino. But,
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: you know, a lot of times, you know, back in
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: the day, there were times when restaurants would use tilapia
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: and they would call it something else. They would call
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: it grouper. And with that, you could definitely taste the difference.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: But with like many, many white fish like swinefish, tilapia,
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: even branzino, it can get a little difficult. But it's
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: the texture, too, because swordfish is way different than cobia.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: My cousins catch cobia all the time. I'd cook it
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: for them, just pan-sear it, throw it in the oven
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: with a little pan sauce with white wine and some cream,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: and it would be absolutely perfect with hardly anything done
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: to it. But I would agree that a lot of
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: the big, flaky whitefish do have a lot of the
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: same flavor. I think it's just the consistency or texture
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: that changes a little bit. And there's like a mild
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: flavor to it too, though, which then, you know, caters
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: to a wider audience. Yeah, for sure. I suppose those
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: are like a fishier fish, like swordfish. Let's move on
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: to Mikado's Bakery and Cafe right there in Winter Park.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: You did. It finally opened. Mercato's Bakery and Cafe has
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: opened in the old coop space right there at 610
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: West Morse Boulevard. And Mercato's is like a local Colombian
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: bakery chain. You know, they have Pandabono, as I'm sure
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: you're quite aware. And by the way, Jim, you know
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: what Pandabono? It's like a fluffy bun. It's made from
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: yucca flour and corn flour and And it's typically enjoyed.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Do you know what it's typically enjoyed with? Normally it
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: would be like butter or honey or something like that,
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: but obviously it's not that. Is it like a jam
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: of some sort? It's hot chocolate.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: That's the typical pairing. And you have to put cheese
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: in your hot chocolate.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's cheese in this pandemono as well. Wow, really?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: That's wild. Cheese and hot chocolate.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they put cheese in the hot chocolate.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: And then it's in their soup.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: So anyway, so Makata has opened. They've soft opened. I
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: believe they're open until 6 p.m. tonight, and then tomorrow
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: they're open from 8 in the morning until 6, I think.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I think typically they open at 7 o'clock in the
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: morning because they also have an on-site roast thing. So
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: they are roasting your beans on site. So if people
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: are into coffee, they're getting their beans shipped from Columbia
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: like I think once every two weeks or something like that.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Damn, really?
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: All right. Yeah, they're doing on-site roasting. Check them out.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Makato's Bakery and Cafe in the old coop space. Very nice.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Let's move on to Gentry's Barbecue now operating the Hyperbolic
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Brewing Kitchen in Ivanhoe Village. Yeah, that's right. So Hyperbolic
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Brewing is taking over the Hammered Lamb space there in
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Ivanhoe Village, I believe. Don't quote me on that. I
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: think it's 1235 North Orange Avenue in Ivanhoe Village. And
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: they just recently announced that Gentry's Barbecue, which closed their
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: shop in Winter Park right behind the Krispy Kreme, that
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: they're going to be operating the kitchen there. So Chris Gentry,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: you know, he's been around the scene for quite a while.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: He's been popping up here and there and he's finally
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: getting back into the, you know, into cooking in the kitchen.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: And he'll be serving everything from his Central Texas-style brisket
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: to pulled pork to turkey, smash burgers, salads. He's selling
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: his sauces. He makes his own sauces. And Hyperbolic Brewing,
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: I think they're aiming to open on November 21st, which
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: is when Jingle Eve takes place there in that neighborhood.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: They open up all the businesses. So that's what they're
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: aiming for. I think they're going to have like a
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: 10 barrel system there. So beer and barbecue coming to
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Ivanhoe Village and courtesy of Gentry's. Sounds good to me, man. Yeah,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: that is a beautiful pairing. Beer and barbecue always works.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Always.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: For sure. All right, let's move on to Udon 50
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: opening on October 2nd. October 22nd. So this is Sonny Nguyen,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: the guy from Domo, from Tori Tori, Edoboy, others. This
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: is his brand new concept opening October 22nd right in
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: the heart of Mills 50 at 1222 East Colonial Drive.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: It's going to specialize in udon noodles, but a Tokyo
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: style udon noodles, which really it's about the broth. The
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: broth is going to be a little bolder, more umami forward.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: They add a lot of like a dark season with
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: a lot of dark soy sauce. So that creates a
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: bolder as opposed to a lighter kind of broth that
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: we see at Zaru, which is not not not too
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: far away. Let's see. So it'll be they'll have a
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: 10 seat counter and I think you'll have eight seats
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: in the dining room. He's opening October 22nd. And and Ross,
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: you want to know this? He will be serving a
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Bukkake Udon. OK, great. Am I supposed to look into that?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: How do you– what? Want to help us out with
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: that a little bit, buddy? Oh, well. Are you talking
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: to me or are you talking to Ross? No, I'm
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: talking to you, specifically you.
• 46:09
  Speaker 16: Oh, me.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I see. For some reason, I thought Ross was the
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: big bukkake. Anyway, bukkake udon, for those who don't know,
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: bukkake is actually an actual dish. It is those udon
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: noodles that are– that are just splattered with a little
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: bit of a very concentrated broth. Why splattered? Why splattered?
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: It's just splattered with it, buddy. It's splattered, yeah. You
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: know what udon is, right? The big fat noodle is
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: my favorite. Do you know what the first word is?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: I get it. It's a city in Japan. It's good.
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: It's fine.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, October 22nd, that is when Udon opens up and
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: you can get your bukkake noodles. Yes, you can. Yes,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, cool. I'm mature.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: It's fine. I'm an adult. It's fine. Deb's not laughing.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Nobody should be laughing. I'll tell her on the break.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: It's an actual thing. It's an actual thing. Bukkake noodles
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: are an actual thing. All right, so that is Udon
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: 50 opening October 22nd in the old, over there Mills 50.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Is it in a building that used to be? Yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: it used to be Doshi. Remember Doshi, the Japanese donut spot? Yeah,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: so it's a pretty small space. Like I said, it's
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: a 10-seat counter, eight seats in the dining room. I
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: think he's having– you may even want to send an email.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: I think he's having some friends and family type nights
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: prior to the October 22nd open, but that's when they
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: will open. Give me 30 seconds on Hayashi Toro or Taro. Yeah,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Hayashi Taro opening again in Mills 50, 714 North Mills
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Avenue where Royalty used to be. It's Louis Lin's takeout
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: omakase bento concept. Oh my gosh, look at that. Whoa, dude,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: look at that. So takeout omakase is going to be
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: a new thing. People who can't afford to go to
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: a restaurant and spend hundreds of dollars on an omakase concept.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: they'll be able to get some takeout. It's called orizume.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: That is the Japanese word for takeout omakase. They'll be
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: in these really nice foldable wooden boxes. They'll range from
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: $ 25 to $ 75. He's also snagged the chef from Kapo-san, David-san.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: He will be behind the counter. He's going to have
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  Speaker 3: a really solid matcha and sake program. He's going to have, again,
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: a bench seating for like eight. And then later on,
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: he will have a counter seating for six people in which,
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: and it'll have like nighttime omakases. But right now it'll
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: be open from 12 to 6 PM. And he's looking
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: to open after October 25th. Yeah, dude, that looks amazing.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Those boxes look absolutely, they look fake. They look like
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: a gift you'd give somebody.
• 48:40
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: And take on omakase, it's all about the color. You know,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: you want to be, offer something very colorful. It's very Very,
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: you know, intricately arranged. It looks very pretty. And, of course,
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: he's getting, like, all high-end seafood flown straight in from the,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: you know, Toyosu fish market in Tokyo. Wow. So you're
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: going to have, like, solid cuts of fish. You're going
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: to have omakase-level cuts of fish and seafood here, but
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: in a box, and you can enjoy it at home.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Without the inconvenience of ever having to leave your house.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: That looks amazing. Well, good lineup this week, dude. That's
• 49:07
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• 49:09
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  Speaker 5: The Krista Pike attorney who said that her execution was
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  Speaker 3: Screw you, dude. The only misjustice in this whole thing?
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  Speaker 1: The governor was saying that it's a large.
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  Speaker 3: Lopsided, dangerous, ugly system. He did, yeah. Was he talking
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  Speaker 8: Kim Jams, did you know if you say V-5-O in
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, another really cool label we'll get to gander at
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  Speaker 6: as well.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. So I was telling you guys in the
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: beginning of the show, I had to go to the
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: dentist yesterday. Remember I was telling you they cleaned half
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: my teeth? Oh, you... And then they cleaned the other half.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Make sure that you come back. Remember I was telling
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: you how weird that was because I remember doing them,
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: you know, top and bottom. Yeah. Now they do it
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: like in half. Yeah. Like I've not had that before.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: So did it in half. They did the first half.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: And then yesterday, what was today? Today's Friday? Yeah. Yeah, Wednesday, actually,
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I believe it was. They split it in two to
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: charge you more?
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: It's just I really tried to figure out what it was,
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: and somebody on the texting service said it was because
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: they clean one side so you have some place to eat.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Right, exactly.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: As if I wouldn't eat.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Because it beats you painful.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, maybe.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: So now they've learned over the years instead of doing
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: the whole top, which leaves you having to be in
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: pain to have your meals.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I told you they do the magic wand thing now,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: and that's literally what it's called. It's called the magic
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: pain eraser, and it's like a weird wand. They just
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: rub on your gums. No shots, no anesthetic, no numbing solution,
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: none of that. They just rub it on your gums
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: for two or three minutes, and there's no pain while
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: they do dental work. And it's amazing. It is absolutely flabbergasting.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Still do not get it. But it works. I wouldn't think, though,
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: that's every office. No, it's the first time I've ever
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: experienced this. Because there's one time I went to one dentist,
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: and then I was like, all right, cool. This is
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: what dentists are like. And then I went to another dentist,
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: and I went, wow, you have better stuff. 100%, dude.
• 53:34
  Speaker 10: I mean, 100%.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, I made a comment to my tech. Saying, man,
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: you guys have all the gadgets, all the fun tools
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: and stuff. But the one thing that she mentioned, she goes, hey, look,
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: the back of your teeth get some buildup there. And
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you can't get back there with
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: a brush or whatever, but I suggest this. And I
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: did not even know that this thing, even when it
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: was around, I had no idea that it was an act.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: It seemed like a novelty to me. What'd she say?
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Take your dentures out and soak them? Shut up, Jack.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I do not have dentures. Not yet. What machine? Waterpik?
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Waterpik is the answer.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, hey, you should get a Waterpik and
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: then basically pressure wash the back of your teeth to
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: get in those areas, right? So I have some gum loss.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I've got to take better care of that stuff back there.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: And when she said Waterpik, I kind of freaked out
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: and kind of laughed a little bit. I thought she
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: was joking. Like, I didn't have any idea the water
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: picks were even still around. Dude, that thing was around
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: in the mid-70s.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but not only are they back, but they're now handheld,
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: and you charge them with a USB. Oh, so there's no, like, tube? No,
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: you hold it like it's a toothbrush. Oh, you fill
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: it up with water or something? You fill it up
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: with water, and it's handheld.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Wow. Battery-powered. I couldn't do it.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it gets messy. I was doing it instead of flossing,
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, there's no way this is better than flossing.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: So I talked to her about it, and I said
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: that very thing. I said, you know, I remember my
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: cousins had one, and we used to have water fights
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: with it. That's all we did. We just shoot at
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: each other because it does shoot out a pretty good
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: little stream of water, right? It does, yeah, yeah. And
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I remember using it one time, and it actually hurt.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: Like the water was coming out so fast, it wasn't
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: like pleasant, you know? It's actually digging down into your teeth. And, um,
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: and I said, it, I said, they're very messy. And
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: she said, well, a lot of people use them in
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: the shower now. Like they take it in the shower
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: with them and they do the water picking. They won't
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: brush their teeth. I mean, some people do brush their
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: teeth in the shower, which is wild to me, but
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: they do the water picking thing in the shower so
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: that it doesn't go everywhere. Never even knew the damn
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: thing even existed anymore. Literally thought it was like a
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: novelty sold by Ronco back in the day. But I
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: guess it's a legit thing, and they actually said you
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: may want to consider getting one. You can get them
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: for like $ 15 on Amazon Prime this week. Oh, really? Yeah.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: It's not a lot.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: Like $ 20 you can get one.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: So she didn't even say how often I'm supposed to
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: do it or anything like that. Daily. Is it daily?
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Is that what I'm supposed to do? The answer is
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: always daily. Is it really always daily? And I couldn't
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: do it. It was bad when I did it. It
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: was messy, bloody. It hurt, right?
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: It hurt.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I felt like I was pressure washing my gums.
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: You're supposed to. That's what's supposed to make them tough, right?
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: A lot of them, they have, like, different sensitivities. Like, it's,
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, different levels, right?
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: Different levels, so you can start out lightly, and then, like,
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: pulse or straight, and, you know, you can do that.
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: But it hurts at first because you don't do it,
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: but the more you do it, you get used to it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: That's like flossing. Yeah. Because when you floss, if your
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: gums are tender, you'll bleed, but the more you floss,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: your gums will get real tough and real pink and healthy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: The texter says the dental magic wand, officially known as
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: the wand, single-tooth anesthesia system, works by using a computer
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: to precisely control the flow rate and pressure of local
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: anesthesia during a dental injection.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: There is no injection, guys.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: That also reminds me, do you guys ever remember the
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: glaucoma test where they would blow that puff of air
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: into your eye?
• 56:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Say goodbye to that.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: It's the most amazing thing. I saw this recently when
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: my mom had some cataract surgery and they put this
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: thing on her like close to your eye and you
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: don't see it. It happens so quick, but This little
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: probe juts out and touches the surface of your eye.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: It does not.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: It does, too. They showed it to us. But you
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: don't feel it. You don't see it happen. They just
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: hold it there. And the next thing you know, they're like, okay,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: you're done. Like 30 seconds later. No more jumping because
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: that puff.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: Because you're waiting for that puff to come.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it always makes you jump. It always makes
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: you jump. But now they take the pressure in your
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: eyeball and you never even know it's happening.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: When I started in or seeing Dr. Filatosky, um, I
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: remember where we were. I remember going into his office.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: When you go in there, they do those laser surgeries
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: out in the open. Oh yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: It's like an open bay.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: It's an open, like when the, where they do the
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: laser surgery, where you get your laser surgery done is
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I can walk up and watch it happen. Like from
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: me to Deb, um, Yeah. It's like a glass room
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: inside the lobby there, and you can watch it happen.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: It is trippy AF.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: It is, but what a great experience. What a great doctor.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: He's a good dude, man.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: He really, really is. Thanks, my mom, for, you know,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: thank you for letting us take care of you. He
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: took a photo.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Celebrating after it was really cool. But how it's changed, right?
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Did they say anything, though, if it is better than flossing?
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Because I'm with Jack. If it doesn't have to be
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: that messy and you can still get the same job done.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: For me, it's like because I drink. That's what she said.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: She goes, how many cups of coffee do you drink
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: every day? So I drink two cups of coffee almost
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: every day of my life. She said, well, if you're
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: not getting back there with your brush good enough, that's
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: going to build up a bunch of stuff. And that's
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: why it's easier to use the water pick because it's
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: got the little hook thing in there. You can just
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: kind of blast it out. You don't even have to
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: see it. You can feel it. And as long as
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: you're doing that, that's what she wants me to do. Okay. So,
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I'm going to try it.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: So who's getting him the water pick for Christmas?
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: I got.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: It.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: I'll have one before then, that's for sure. I got
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: bad gums because of a decade of Newports.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's backing up. It's not good. Do you
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: remember what I got? Gingivitis? No, it's worse.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: What?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to say it right, so I'm
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: going to have to say it wrong. I got periodontitis. Oh, periodontitis. Periodontitis. Periodontitis.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: That's what they said. What is it? I haven't gotten
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: it right once.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Periodontitis?
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I told people it was wrong and then said it
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: wrong two other times. I know it's wrong, but periodontitis sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Are you a flosser? Hey, dude, that's the thing, man.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: Flossing is as important as brushing, dog.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Even more so. I say even more so because, yeah,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, if I don't floss, it doesn't even feel
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: like I brushed my teeth.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: And look, I got told that the violins are bad.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: I just bought a bag of 100 violins. They're so wasteful.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: The little things. And they're like, well, go get this
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: other floss. And it comes like a paper thing. And
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay. Glide?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Huh? Did they recommend glide?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: My buddy, there ain't... You have to order this from
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: another country. It is so effing expensive. It's like a little...
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Of course. Of course. Listen, they told me to get
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: this stuff. And I'm like, well, they're like, get this.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: This is the best stuff. Diva floss. We go and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: get it, right? It's basically what it is, dude. And
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: I have to tell you, you can tell a gigantic difference.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: It gets so much stuff out of your teeth as
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: opposed to the little things.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: You're going to have to give me the name. I
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: don't like those little violins because they're wasteful.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I just like a double loop of– because I'll double
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: up the floss. I don't go one strand. I go two.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that. I thought that was against the rules.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: I had no idea you could do that.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: If I'm going in there, we're going in there. We're
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: going to make it count.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: You got to get some floss, buddy. You got to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: floss every day of your life. Every day. I think
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: it's more. I think it's like a– Three or four
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: times a quarter thing. No, no, no, no, no. It's
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: every day, buddy. That's what I used to.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: It will make a huge difference.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: I used to do that until I spent like $ 1, 100
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: on fluoride treatment or treatment because I wasn't flossing.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every single day. I got bad news, man. My
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: mouth is messed up. But I got wisdom teeth coming in,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: so now my buck teeth are kissing. Dude, you got whizzies?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: I got wisdom teeth, and now I can feel my
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: buck teeth start to overlap each other.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Because they're getting smashed.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: You don't get those whizzies out of there, dude. Those
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: things are gnarly. You got to get those things gone.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: So much so, I don't even, I can't believe I'm
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: sharing this, but in like the last month, it just stopped.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: But for the last month, I could feel my left
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: front big tooth click. Every now and then because it's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: getting smashed into the other tooth. You got to get
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: that out of there, buddy. I super do. Yeah, you–
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I really, really do. A lot of other things too.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: But I'll buy a roof instead. That wisdom tooth thing–
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: and I'm not trying to get everybody traumatized out there.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: That was one of the most traumatic experiences I've ever
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: had medically.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Same here.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Dude, they had– this guy went into my mouth with a– Nice. Okay, stop.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: So I'm laying there on the thing, right? And he's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: got the tray of tools, right?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: A tray?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: He's got the tray of tools, right?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jack.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: I can't tell a story about dentistry? He puts his
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: tool in your mouth. Keep going. You were laying there.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: And then he put his stool into your mouth.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: But he was so gentle.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Then we had these noodles. I can't remember the name
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 1:02:26
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• 1:02:26
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• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: of the Jim Colbert Show. Whiskey of the Week up next.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 10: Brother Jim, struggling to find justification in why this person
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 10: would say anything to you about pouring coffee on the street.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: Back in the day in Hawaii, say that to the
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 10: wrong person. That might get you pulled out through the
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 10: car window. Couple false cracks, you might need a medevac,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: but yeah, man, total care and move.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: Absolutely.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 10: I mean, you still got your cup.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: Aloha.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Aloha, brother.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: Just keep pouring them coffee out the window, Jim, near
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: the water.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Because coffee gives you energy, right? So the fish drinks it,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: you know, they get energy, and then, you know, they
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: go do more quickies, and then, you know, next thing
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: you know, you got... More fishes in the water. Hey, man.
• 1:03:19
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• 1:03:21
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  Speaker 9: I'm at work, so I won't be able to listen
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 9: to the rest of the show until my lunch break.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 9: But there has been some mornings where I've been very
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 9: hungover and drinking my coffee on the way to work.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: And I have to pull over and I have to
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: get rid of that coffee. And now I feel really
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: bad because I have been hurting the environment. I mean,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: mind you, all that was like over a year ago, right?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: You're fine. The environment's fine.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 9: I've ruined the environment with throw-up coffee.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Throw-up coffee.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: That's how she had to get rid of the coffee.
• 1:03:53
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  Speaker 3: Win is the word. I'm Jim. There's Deb.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 17: Hello.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: And Ross as well.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: True.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Let's do Whiskey of the Week.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Forward slash distillery and blending house present Whiskey of the
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  Speaker 2: Week on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: That's right, guys. Whiskey of the Week brought to you
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: by our good friends over at forward slash drink forward
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: slash dot com on Instagram. Drink forward slash. This is
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: a blending house here in Orlando, Florida. The only one
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: in the city of Orlando. Actually, I think one of
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: the only ones in Florida. They are very rare. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: And what they do is they bring in one of their. Uh,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: blended whiskeys that we feature every single week. Hoping that
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: you'll go over there. Yesterday, we had a really nice text.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: And actually this past weekend, I talked to somebody who
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: on our recommendation went over to forward slash, uh, to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: get one of their cocktails. They're like their Halloween thing
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: is like full blast right now.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I will be judging their costume contest on Halloween night. Dude,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: that's awesome. I will be there. Yeah. But my daughter, actually,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: my daughter has a friend that went over and said
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: that she got this margarita esque kind of cocktail. That
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: was one of the best things ever. Uh, And you
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: can actually go to their website, and they show you
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: the list of their Halloween cocktails. Simply amazing. But we
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: had a text yesterday that said, hey, look, on your recommendation,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: my wife and I went to Forward Slash and got
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: some whiskey. And not only were the cocktails amazing, the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: guys came out, and when I told them it was
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: from the Jim Colbert show, they gave them both a
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: free shot. Which is like one of those coolest things.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Every time they've been in studio, they keep offering that.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: And hello, our listeners, go there, get your free shot.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Not to mention it's a cool-ass spot. Yeah, very cool.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: So this week's Whiskey of the Week is from their
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Cryptid series. And for you guys, what they do is
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: they get bottles of whiskey or whiskey barrels from all
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: over the nation from different distilleries. They take those barrels,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: kind of figure out what exactly in those barrels tastes
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: good to them. Then they start blending them together to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: create an entire different flavor. And that's where we get
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: these whiskeys. This is the Cryptid series. And this is
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: the Wendigo American Maple. The cursed spirit of the American wilderness, Jack.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: I nailed it this time. Oh, really? Yeah. This is
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: a Holt and Capen blend of 7- and 8-year-old high
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: rye bourbons, 57% ABV or 114 proof, cask strength, finished
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: in American maple staves. And it's all maple for me, man.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: I feel like I need pancakes with this whiskey.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: It says... The syrup comes from the sap of the maple. Look,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: I just passed this under my nose as I'm reading this,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: and the waft of it smells like syrup. It's a
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: pretty strong bouquet of maple. Yeah, you can get that
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: maple immediately.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: And also, if I may say, there was a heavy
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: maple taste on the back end.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: All right, nice. You drink it there? Jimmy, you've got
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: to give him credit. That joke deserved more. I'm sorry.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: It took a delay. I will tip your server.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, Jack has been practicing. He's been practicing today.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: He really wants to get the notes.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: This was a fan favorite with their whiskey club. It's
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: an absolute dream of a dram, is what they say.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Fans of their Tampa Cigar Week whiskey as well. By
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: the way, anything a little sweet goes well with With
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: a cigar. And this does have a little bit of sweet.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: This is mine. It does. I'll take one little nip
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: here real quick. Have you had it, Ross? Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: I've polished off mine. I think I grabbed my first
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: sip at $ 2.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: 58. Texter is asking where Forward Slash is. It is
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: in Winter Park. Near Holton Capon right there in that crossroads.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I told you. Right by Rollins. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: The Holton Capon. Those are the crossroads right there. Yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: super maple-y, a little sweet up front, but not like
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: syrupy sweet. Like you were saying, maple a lot. I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: don't want people to think they're just basically getting whiskey-flavored syrup.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: That's not it at all. It's just strong, too, guys.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Well, I've always been kind of impressed that I can
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: drink their spirits straight because they're not 80 proof, usually.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: At least I don't know if this one is. This
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: one is 114.7 proof. I don't drink 114 proof any
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: other spirit other than forward slash because they get away
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: with it. I don't know what sorcery they do to
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: be making over 50% alcohol liquor and it feels and
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: tastes as soft as an 80 proof. Believe the hype, man. Orlando,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: we're lucky. I tell you what, this is one of
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: the best smelling whiskeys I've ever tried. This is a treat.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: You could just put a dish of this open in
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: your house. It would be delicious. It would smell amazing. Hey, Deb,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: would you grab the bottle and put it on camera?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: Because the labels on the Cryptid series are their best.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: It very much fits with their whole celebration of October,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: and they celebrate it at, you know, they call it
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: Forward Slasher Month.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: And for the whole month, they celebrate with their Y.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: uh they'll have their halloween party as well that ross will.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Be at on halloween they're gonna have a bunch of
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: contests a lot of prizes a lot of whiskey gonna
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: be a blast that's hot up front Like you get that,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: that's that, you know, cause there's big alcohol in that.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: So you get that right up front. I mean, it
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: gets into your sinuses pretty quick, dissipates fast. And then
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: Jack's right on the back end of that, right on
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: your palate. You get that beautiful maple flavor because here's
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: the thing. You don't get it up front. You get
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: it in your nose, but you don't get it on
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: your palate until later down the road. Delicious. That's so good.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Actually leaves a little bit of a sweetness on your
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: palate as well. But in the back of your tongue,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: super good. If you've never been able to, I would
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: give this to any listener right now. Here's a challenge.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: If you've never been able to enjoy a spirit neat,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: let forward slash be your introduction to sipping liquor neat
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: because it is so drinkable. It's so easy. You're going
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: to pick up on a range of flavors that only
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: blended whiskey can give you.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 16: I know.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: Once a week, I always come out here and I'm
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: way too over the top in love with this company,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: but It's all true. These are true feelings. So good.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: That's delicious. Got some hay in there, a little bit
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: of apple as well. I agree with that. Yeah, man,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: that's great. Thanks, Dad. Very nice. Put the bottle up again. Yeah,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: pretty cool. Yeah, look at that bottle right there. That's killer.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: It's got the Wendigo on it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: Dude's got a loincloth, too. Check it. No, that's a Wendigo. Okay,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: my bad.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Very good stuff. It's the cryptid Wendigo. Wendigo, Wendigo, Wendigo.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: And it's got a deer head on a skeleton. That's
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: kind of crazy. Yeah, man, this is great.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: Website is drink forward slash dot com. You find them
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: on Instagram at drink forward slash.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they have bottles of this. Sometimes we'll get
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: some we'll get the taste and it'll they'll have none
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: left because they would have made it. I don't know
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: how many bottles they have left, but somebody just texted
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: and said they got one. of one of the ones
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: we offered earlier this year as a gift. And that's
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: a really cool thing to do, right? Because these bottles
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: are kind of affordable, I think mostly in the $ 70
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: to $ 80 range. Well, they're affordable now because I fully
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: predict that Forward Slash is going to catch mainstream in
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: the next five years.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: So.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: But enjoy it now. I really, really believe in those
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: two guys. Are you part of the IPO? Are you
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: buying stock? No, I just think Tim and Michael have
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: the number one ingredient when it comes to this sort
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: of work, which is passion and love.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 8: Them, right?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Exactly, 100%. I believe in them just as much as
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: I do their products. I will tell you guys, during
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: the break, do yourself a favor. Pour a tiny bit
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: of that in the glass and put a drop of
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: water in there and taste it.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: A little bit, a tiny bit of water in there
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: and taste that. Let it dance a little bit. Dude,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, it takes that. It takes that sting
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: of the alcohol level off of the very front, but
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: you still get all the flavor. You'll love that. Done.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Drink forward slash dot com. Learn more about their Halloween stuff.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Like Ross said, he's going to be hosting and judging
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: their Halloween party for their big Halloween costume contest.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: It's all happening there. And it's the forward slasher time
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: of year. So get over there. It's forward slash drink
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: forward slash dot com. Back in a sec with more
• 1:12:13
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• 1:12:26
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• 1:12:36
  Speaker 11: Jimmy, as much as it pains me to agree with you,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 11: I'm going to agree with you. Coffee out the window, innocuous,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 11: no big deal. On a similar note, you mentioned getting
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 11: yelled at for throwing a banana peel out a car window.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 11: I do that all the time. Even Otter, I one
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 11: time threw a banana peel off deep into the woods
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 11: on a hike and got just annihilated by some jerk
• 1:12:58
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• 1:13:01
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• 1:13:03
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• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: What's up, guys and gal, Chris and Raleigh?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: I just had my wisdom teeth, four of them, taken
• 1:13:12
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• 1:13:16
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• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: on the weekend. She's a real estate agent to take
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: care of me, and I had zero issues. She was
• 1:13:24
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• 1:13:27
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• 1:13:28
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• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Ross, floss. Take it from the teabag. You need to floss.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 8: I never did, and the last time I went to
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 8: the dentist, I had about 20 grand worth of work
• 1:13:50
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• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: I've got a used car in my mouth. Floss is important.
• 1:13:57
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• 1:14:01
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• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: I did not get to this during Embers Only, but
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: I want to remind you guys that Corona Cigar has
• 1:14:45
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• 1:14:47
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• 1:14:52
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• 1:14:54
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• 1:14:58
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• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: We appreciate that very, very much. You guys want the
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: name of the floss? Yes.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Fancy floss. Yeah, and by the way, this floss is apparently,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: when you look at it, it's supposed to get about 50%
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: more plaque off of your teeth than the little violin
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: things or whatever they're called, the bow and arrows. It's
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: called Dr. Tongue's T-U-N-G.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Someone had texted us about that.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dr. Tongue's Mint Floss. It comes in a little
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: paper container, a little square paper container, and I think
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: it's two packs of it's like 14 bucks. Dr. Tongues,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: is that with a Z? No, no, no, yeah, T-U-N-G
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: apostrophe S, Dr. Tongues.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Just found it at... Yeah, there it is right there, Jack, though. Yeah,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Target for like $ 6. 59. Yeah, you'll be.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Able to get it somewhere else. I don't know. We
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: ordered it online. My wife just said it was a
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: little bit more than normal floss. Yeah, it is.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, if it gets 50% more, then.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: And I can tell you it does. It's the way
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: the strands kind of spreads out between your teeth.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: So when you pull it down there and when you
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: pull it up, the strand kind of spreads out. So
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: you're getting a lot more coverage than that one little
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: piece that just stays together. And you can look at
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: the floss and see it's doing work.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: There you go. I was just telling Jack is that
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: like a little confession is that. I think I've been
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: brushing my teeth and missing a spot for the majority
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: of my life, and I just found this one spot
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: to brush my teeth. Oh, really? Yeah, I've never hit there. Yeah,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: you have a predominant. Actually, my dentist came at me
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: one time and he said, you realize your teeth had
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: a backside, right? It was my front teeth, back seat,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: front teeth. Not good. Well, it's been all right, but
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: then when I went to the dentist, they went, whoa,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: don't forget this spot. Right, right, right. And now when
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: I brush it, it is euphoric. Let me ask you,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: what kind of brush do you use? I got an Oral-B.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: It's black, and it changes colors. It's electric. It's electric.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: It is electric. You, Jack? No, I have a manual. Oh,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: you have a manual brush.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been through the electric thing, and then I
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: started doing the manual, and with flossing and brushing with that.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: I had zero issues.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I just.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: How about you?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Uh, manual.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: So the funny thing is, is I actually go back
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: and forth. I have a Sonicare that I use all
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: the time, but sometimes I get tired of holding the
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: damn thing. And sometimes I don't feel like it's getting
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: in there. So I will get a manual brush and
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: I'll use that till it wears out. And I'll go
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: back to my Sonicare right now. I'm in the Sonicare game.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Because you're supposed to brush for two minutes, right? Yeah,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: the Sonicare has a timer. And it's 30 seconds each side,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: and the Sonicare has the timer. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: And so I was, like, wanting to cheat, and that's
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 6: why I was like, you know, if I just went back.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: To a brush, I can pretend it's two minutes. Right, right, right, right, right.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that works like that. We had
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: a nice little gift today left for us for another
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: show member. Legal? A loco? A loco, yeah, man. So
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: if you remember, we were talking about Oreos the other day, right?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: And how he is the Oreo plug because he sat
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: in Wednesday when Jack was out sick slash Yankee game.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: I wish. And we were talking about like when we
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: got that apple pie delivery. What was it? Chicken and
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: waffles that day, right? We were like, man, these are great.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: So remember which one he brought up, guys, on Wednesday?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Do you remember? I do. Ross, do you remember? No. Yeah,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: the banana pudding.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: No, say it right.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: The banana pudding.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the banana pudding Oreo he left for us. Did
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: everybody have one? No. Did you not have one yet?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: A banana pudding Oreo?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Have you had one, Ross? Yes. Yeah. Was I not
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: supposed to? No, you're fine. Because no one told me
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: I should have one. I just grabbed one. Will you
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: eat one? Sure.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Now, are they nasty and that's why you want me
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: to eat one?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: If you like banana pudding. Eat one. Tell me what
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: you think. And I'll tell you if I think it's nasty.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: Because the monsters did this today, right?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 16: They did. Yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: The monsters did this because they usually would do the
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: beer of the week they didn't have a beer of
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: the week this week yeah so they did oreo of
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: the week correct so they did and and they taste
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: tested they all gave their their scores right so i'm
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: jack you know what the scores are right all right
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: what would you give that on a scale of one
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: to ten Seven. Dude, I'm telling you, that's a strong
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: seven or eight. Not quite the apple pie experience for me,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: but either way, an unbelievably good cookie because I don't
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: know how they do it, but that filling nails banana pudding.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: Do you guys agree? That was a four for me.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 16: What?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: That's a four when it comes to Oreos. And probably
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: like a two when it comes to cookies in general.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: It's a four-io? It's a four-io. You know, here's the deal.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: So I heard the Monsters today, and by the way, Russ... Angel,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: and C-Lane all gave it pretty high marks. Ryan and
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: Savannah trashed it.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: Well, Ryan's a contrarian anyway. What did he say? I
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: expected that from him. Okay, so they give it like sixes, sevens,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: and then Ryan gave it like a two?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 16: A one.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: A one?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: He thinks that's a one? Well, what does he think
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: tastes good then? That's my guy.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: And that's it because he's like the artificial banana flavor.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: But you know it's artificial. The whole idea is how
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: close they got to actual banana pudding without putting banana
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: pudding in there. I think that's pretty accurate. Hearing that
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: and hearing Ryan, who just makes everyone mad all the time.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: I thought I was going to like it a lot
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: more than I did. Every one of these I want
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: to bag on. Every one of them. Because it's such
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: a novelty. They did such a good job with the
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: OG product. And every one of them. The chicken and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: waffles was the weakest of the bunch. But I'm telling you,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: the apple pie and banana pudding cookie are delicious. I
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: don't care what anybody says. I thought this was good.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Five or six, I'd give this one. You'd give a
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: five or six? I was expecting better. Let me ask
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: you a question then. Are you a banana pudding fan? Yeah,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: like remember Steve from Corky's Barbecue? Yeah, I used to
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: love it. That was good banana pudding. That was very good.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Very good banana pudding?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: So that's what I was thinking about when they were
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 6: talking about it today. When I got here, I tried it.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, it's a cookie.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: Why do you think it falls short? I have to ask.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: I'm absolutely fascinated by this. I mean, I don't know.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe I didn't get hit with a heavy banana. I
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: don't know. Or the pudding. How many did you eat, Deb?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: You didn't get hit with a heavy banana? Yeah. Are
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: you complaining? Where's my music?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: There's a noodle about that.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Normally don't complain when you get hit with a big banana.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: How many did you have?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: I just had two. Did you got it? At the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: same time. I just had the one.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Did you already eat the other half of my sandwich?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, good. So you ate the other half of my sandwich?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: I put an Oreo on either side of it. Okay, good. Yeah,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: for me, it was just like a synthetic banana. It
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: kind of tastes like a runt. Yeah. I'm flabbergasted.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: Matter of fact, I think that's exactly what C-Lane said.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: It reminded him of a banana runt.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: A banana runt? I don't even know what that is.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Like a small banana? What's a banana runt? What are
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: you talking about? What do you mean you don't know
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: about runts? I don't know what a runt is. It's
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: the smallest one in the bunch. Everyone knows what a
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: runt is. Yeah, a runt is the smallest one. So
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: you're telling me a small banana tastes different than a
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: big banana? No, it's a runt. No, it's a runt. Candy,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: a candy runt. I've never heard of that. And a
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: candy runt sounds like a web history that I want
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: to clear. Oh, my God. The worst case of the runt.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: I stepped on a runt. They were hard candies that
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: were just like pressed sugar, and they looked like apple
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: or banana. Never heard of it. But anyway, thanks, Loco.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: Appreciate it. I'm taking the rest of those home, and
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: you guys can kiss my ass. They're delicious. Wow. Great job, Oreo.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: By the way, there's only two for you to go home.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: You can't stop eating them.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: I just had two, you D-bag. By the way, your
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: last half a sandwich ever.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Oh. Don't say that. You take that back.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Or cookie.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: Or chips. You take it back.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 6: Hey, Jim, I need your help because I'm going to
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 6: be at the Surf Fest. It's the NKF Surf Fest.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 6: It's tomorrow and Sunday. Give me a ride, dude. You
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: don't have to give me a ride, but I need
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 6: an idea on how to give away a surfboard.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: I have a surfboard.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: We have some cool prizes. I'm going to be on
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 6: the beach from like 11 until 2 or so. And
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: at 2 o'clock, we're giving away a surfboard. It's going
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 6: to be at the Westgate Pier on Cocoa Beach. Real
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 6: radio tent set up.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: I'll be there. Paramore will be there. We'll be hanging out. Wow.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: How would you give away a $ 1, 200 surfboard? And this
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: is the one they make on Spotlight. This guy shapes
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: this thing like there or something, right?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: That's a different one.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a different one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: you find the best surfer with the worst board? How
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: about this? How about you do a contest and you
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: have to sound like Spicoli from Fast Times when they
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: ask him about how the surf was and he goes
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: into the surf language and he's like, oh, no, dude,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: I was tubed out completely tubular.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. It had to be a surf language contest.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Have them do like a surf lingo contest where they
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: have to come up with a scenario where they've surfed
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: and they have to use all the surf lingo they
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: can use.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Give me those Oreos.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: No, you're not getting them, dude. There's two left. Anyway,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: I think that's what I'd do. I think I like
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: that idea. I think you should grab that same idea,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: but flip it. Have a contest for them not to
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: sound like Spicoli. You're at a surf festival. That's going
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: to be the real challenge. I don't know, buddy. Surf
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: is like three feet tall. I measured it with my
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: slide rule.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: The National Kidney Foundation's 41st Annual Rich Salick Surf Fest
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: is this weekend. Taco Bob will be there tomorrow. I'll
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 6: be there on Sunday. Come hang out. We'll have a
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: bunch of stuff to give away, including a surfboard. But
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: you have competitive surfers in the pro and amateur divisions,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: live entertainment, fun for the entire family. They have the
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: Taste of Brevard on Sunday night. All the details and
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: the schedule for everything happening from tonight through Sunday night.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: is online at nkfsurf.com.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Is it. com? Yeah, nkfsurf.com. There you are. 8407-916-1041. Text
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  Speaker 11: Hey, I just wanted to check in quickly. If you're
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 11: listening on your drive home, my bud, happy birthday to
• 1:25:30
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, Ohana.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, Brother Jack. I got a great idea.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 10: Why don't you take everybody who's eligible for the free
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 10: surfboard giveaway and Have them all line up with the current.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: Board they're riding.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 10: Whoever has the board that's in the roughest shape, maybe
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 10: that would be the one you would bless them with
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 10: a new board with. Anyway, and by the way, Phil's
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 10: last name is pronounced Salick. I mean, I know Phil.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 10: I didn't know Rich, but Just saying.
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  Speaker 3: Love you.
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  Speaker 8: Aloha.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know Phil, too, and that's why I was
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 6: surprised after calling him Selig for so many years.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: I was told last year it was definitely Sally.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Dressed us from the land of Philatowski or Toski. Thanks, brother.
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  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back.
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  Speaker 14: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 3: week one of the contesting. A couple of things. Let
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: me see a second ago before we came back on. No,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: that's dead. Okay, here we go. So you guys know
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: I love learning about new stuff, right?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: And I love... It's rare that you find something you've
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: never heard of ever. When you mentioned the banana thing
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: a minute ago, I'd never heard of that candy before
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: in my life. You kept saying, I didn't even know
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: what you were talking about. I didn't know what a
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: runt was. I don't know any of that. I didn't
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: know it. So I was reading Newsweek this morning, and
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: I saw a story on something I've never heard about before.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: And I'm going to go around the room, and I'm
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: going to say I'll do Deb last because I think
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: of all people that would probably know what this is,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: for some reason, because Deb knows a bunch of this
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: kind of stuff, I think Deb will know. Okay, Ross,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: with you, I'm going to start first. Is it math?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I hope not.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, man, no. What does the term widow's fire mean?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: Widow's fire? Widow's fire. What does that mean, widow's fire?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say that a widow's fire is– A
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: widow's response to becoming a widow. Okay, so a widow's
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: response to becoming a widow. Yeah, so maybe they will,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say burn things to the ground,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: but maybe move on. Maybe that's how they move on.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 10: Gotcha.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: All right, Jack, widow's fire. No, it's just a really
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: long cigarette lighter. Okay, good. That's actually a great guess
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: as well. Deb, widow's fire.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: I actually have no idea.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Never heard of it.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 8: Nope.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: So I learned of a phenomenon today that I've never
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: heard of called Widow's Fire.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Now, is it like because I know I take a guess. Well,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: I know like in St. Augustine.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: When you go on their ghost tour and they'll take
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: you to some of the buildings that are right across
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: the street.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: Like the orb kind of thing.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Well, they'll talk about the widows who would walk along
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: the top of their homes with a lantern trying to
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: see if their men have returned from sea.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: So oddly enough, I actually, that's exactly what I thought
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: it was. I thought it was a spiritual thing because
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: news agencies, regardless of what they do or how serious
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: they are, when the holidays come around, they will start
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: running stories that have a little spooky thing to them
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: or something that's like Halloween related or spiritually related or whatever.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: There's a group I've always wanted to hear from.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Which is?
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: Healthcare workers.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, on what?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: Spooky stuff.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? No, I don't have that. I promise you
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: one thing. At least my experience with health care workers,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: they do not. They don't like ghosts. They don't believe
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: in ghosts. At least that's been my experience with nurses
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: and stuff. But still could have seen some cool stuff. Yeah, well,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: their cool stuff is like incredibly sad. Yeah, yeah. It said,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: do not resuscitate, and I try. Oh, no, don't do that.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: God.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: Widow's Fire is none of that. Widow's Fire is, and
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: I'll just kind of read a little bit of the
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: story here real quick. My husband Al and I were
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: bedazzled with each other. That was the best way that
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: I know to describe us. They loved each other every
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: single minute of the day. Completely, absolutely into each other
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: every minute of the day. And Al dies.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: And the widow's fire phenomenon is this. I don't know
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: if it happens for men. I do not know if
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: that's the answer. But apparently women who have lost a
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: loved one, specifically maybe even a little bit older women,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: but not even crazy. She is in her 70s, so
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: she's older for sure, experience this overwhelming horniness.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: This overwhelming need to make love and have physical contact.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: And it's unexplainable. They do not know what causes it.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: But there is a strange phenomenon that when a woman
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: loses a husband, it doesn't say anything about a man
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: losing his woman and it happening to men.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: It does happen. It starts at age 11. And then
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: it may end around 80, 85.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: But this is a really interesting thing. Like these older women,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: after losing their husbands, and you would think well beyond their, like,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: their age where they would be really into something like that.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Because I've heard as you get into your 60s and
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: 70s and stuff, your libido wanes to the point where
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: you and your partner are really kind of friends and
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: you do maybe do some stuff, but it's not like
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: it was when you were 35, 40, 50 years old even, right?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: Apparently you haven't seen Meet the Poppers.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: But it said, and she even said, she goes, for
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: the last eight or nine years of their marriage, they
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: couldn't have normal sexual relationships because he had prostate cancer.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: So when he passed away, and this is the term
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: they use, she had this overwhelming desire to have sex.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's tied to the grief process. Because,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if you remember, but like
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: after 9-11, for a lot of people, there was this
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: insatiable need to connect, to just feel alive.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie. After polls, I hooked up
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: with an ex.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Well, because it's tragedy.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: It literally was like everyone was crying. We were all crying.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: I think it has more to do. Well, in this case,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: it's probably a combination, right? A lot of these women.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: maybe because of health concerns, their own or their husband's,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: probably specifically their husband's, either prostate or heart health, couldn't
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: have a normal sex life. So then you add in
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: the grief of losing him with the fact that you're
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: free now to meet your needs. Maybe that's what sparks
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: the flame.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: Somebody just texted in, I'm a newish widow, 57 years old.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: I know all caps exactly what my widow's fire is.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: Husband died last year. The story says, something happened I
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: did not see coming. While I was mourning the man
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: I loved, my body seemed to wake up. I wanted
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: to be held. I wanted the warmth of a man
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: beside me. And to my complete surprise, I wanted sex badly.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: I'm 80 years old. Hell yeah. 80 years old. I
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: could barely look at a photograph of her ex-husband without crying,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: but yet I suddenly had this intense physical desire that
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: seemed completely at odds with her grief. She was still
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: mourning the death of her husband, and in that mourning, Like,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: even after just one year, you would easily still be
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: mourning a spouse. Oh, yeah. She became overwhelmingly, like, desirable
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: for sexual contact. Never heard of that term. Never heard
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: of this phenomenon ever in my life.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Same here. And I've heard of runts.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: It's not a long cigarette lighter. No, it's not. It's
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: like a grill. I mean, I'm not also, like, there's
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: one elephant in this topic of a room that I
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: feel like I'll say it. Like, sure, grief. But in
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: that example of, like, eight years of prostate, we haven't
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: had sex. And then that event happens where your partner leaves, like...
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: I completely understand. I've never thought about it, but it
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: checks out. By the way, it happens with people who–
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: by the way, she was only in her mid-50s. I
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: can't assume what their situation was, but in your mid-50s,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: you're still completely able to have sex. Men still completely
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: can conform if they don't have any medical issues like
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: a prostate issue or something like that. No problem whatsoever.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: I mean– completely normal sex life. You know, I'm in
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: my mid to late fifties. I'm sure Jack has a
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: completely normal, healthy sex life as well, as well as Deb.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: You don't know me. You don't get into your mid
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: fifties and just quit thinking about sex. It doesn't happen
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 3: like that. I don't know. I'm not saying that it does.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that after, does it make me sound bad?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: If like, if I, if I give my dog anything
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: other than dog food, He gets– it's like a hard drug.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: Out of his mind, right? Yeah, like heroin, right? Yeah,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: because they can't– Hopefully that metaphor isn't wildly offensive. I
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: kind of know what you're– I kind of know exactly
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: what you're saying.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Well, we got someone else who texted us at 77031.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: I went through that when my husband died. No idea why.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: Connection thing is all I can think of why.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it is kind of an interesting phenomenon.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: If you guys want to read about this, it's in
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: Newsweek or Newsweek.com today. Uh, and it's called, uh, after
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: my husband died, I was confused about my sex drive.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: Then I discovered widow's fire. So it's, it's actually a
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: really interesting story. And it talks about like exactly what
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: this woman went through at 80 years old, how she
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: lost her husband. That was her life partner, her love,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: her star, everything about him. But when he passed just
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: a year, not even a year within him passing had
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: nothing to do with her love for him because she
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: still was grieving, but she just had this overwhelming desire
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: to get down. Here it also happens after divorce a
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: lot of times, too. Well, I mean, after divorce, I
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: think it's a little different. Okay, you got that one
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: passed me. You got me in explaining mode with that.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: You can't do that. What are you doing? I've never
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: heard of this, and it is beyond fascinating. This is
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: a great get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she actually wrote
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: a book about it, which is kind of cool. Her
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: name is Diane Pike Hyler. She wrote a book about
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: this whole thing, this whole phenomenon of widow's fire. But
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: I just kind of found it very interesting because I've not–
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: I've not even heard of the term before, and then
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: we bring it up, and two or three people in
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: the audience already know exactly what we're talking about, and
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: one of them has experienced it.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 9: Two of them.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: Two of them, yeah.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: Well, it also– and I know it's different, but I
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: keep thinking about Patton Oswalt and his situation. Can dudes
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: be literal widows? Widowers. Widowers. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: I remember– Was he the one– his wife– His wife passed.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: I don't think she was killed, but she was like
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: a CSI private investigator that was hunting down the Golden
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: State killer. That's what she dedicated her life to. She
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: died right before he was captured. But then it made
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: headlines that Patton Oswalt, within the year, was seeing someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: And I think all of us, the general public, whenever
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: we see someone... a widower or a widow jump back
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: into a relationship, all of us... At least maybe I'm
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: judging too harshly, but it's like, whoa. Slow down. Slow down.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: And, like, we know what that's like. I didn't even
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: know widow's fire was a thing. Yeah, no idea. That's
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: kind of wild. And it doesn't mention it with dudes.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: It does not say anything about guys going through this
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: same exact phenomenon. Like, if they lost their wife, they
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: don't become automatically horny. But I think Deb maybe has
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: a point that maybe we're wired like that all the time.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: And it wouldn't matter, you know, I mean— You would
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: still mourn your wife, but you would still want to
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: get down. It would have nothing to do with you
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: losing your partner. On the way home from the funeral. Yeah.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: Make a quick stop, Jack? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: Circle K bathroom action? I don't think I could. Keep
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: the engine running on the limo. What do you mean
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: you don't think you could? You're saying if your wife
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: passed away, you don't think within a year you could
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: have sex? Mm-mm. I don't think I could. You don't
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: think so either, Debra? Mm-mm.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: I'd be done.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You would be done? I'm done. It feels like
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: I would be done. Hold up.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was done for 17. Well, I mean,
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: not having. Yeah, I got you.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: I got you.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: No. Plus, I mean, yeah, no.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: I would be crying.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: That's wild. So you don't you don't think you would
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: have it in you to even experience this, even if
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: you think you're mentally would be over what your body
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: starts craving?
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: That I don't know. I mean, this is this is
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: it from what you're describing and even what the texters
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: are saying.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: Is that this was a completely unexpected side effect of
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: grief that they weren't prepared for. So again, you can
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: always emotionally and psychologically think one thing, and then physiologically
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: your body's going to go, okay, hold this beer, girl.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: Jack, do you think if you passed away that Naomi
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: would just pull the curtain and hit the person in
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: your room? and i'll let you sit in that one
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: shameful privacy curtain action i know i would I would
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: still be breathing my last breath. I would have to
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: hear her humping while the machine is pumping oxygen, while
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: the ventilator is running. I would hear her pumping between
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: ventilator pumps. That's exactly how it would be for me.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: Your last words are, who's that? Yeah, I could see myself.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: I don't even tell my wife I'm that sick anymore.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 3: If I was a widower and I'm putting myself off
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: of what I've just experienced the last, you know, 10
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: years with my wife, I just would be, I would
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: not put myself in that position. I wouldn't put another
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: person in that position because who wants to have sex
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: with someone crying? I will cry. I want to text
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: my wife so bad. Don't.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: You're not going to be happy.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: I'm going to text her right now.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: Someone else texted us, though, at 77031. I went through
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: this five months after my husband died at age 55.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: What friends I had left were tired of me being around.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: I was looking for companionship. Ended up finding my life partner.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: We've been together eight years now, married a year and
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: a half.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: Damn, look at that. Also, going to be a little
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: too human here. There is part of me that finds
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 3: this pretty hot. What do you mean? Is that weird?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: Do you think it's sexy that an older woman who
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: lost her husband is coming alive? I don't know. I
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: just really like knowing that older women are still pursuing women.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: They got that fire, right? Yeah, they're being a human. Like,
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: I find this awesome. This is good news. Like, this
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: seems like the first page of a really hot romance
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: novel or something with Fabio on the front.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: isn't a fire in the furnace.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: That's right. I don't know. I'm just like, you know,
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: I don't hear too many... Good news things are about
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: being an older woman, and this kind of makes me
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: happy for him.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. This is the best time.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Interesting. I didn't say... I wasn't putting you
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: in that group. I didn't say that. You were so cute.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: I just texted my wife and asked her. I said... Oh, no.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: I said, how long would you wait to have sex
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: if I died? No response yet. How long would you
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: wait to have sex... When I died.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Would you even– I would never even text that to Chris.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: First of all, he'd be like, what the hell?
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, she knows I'm screwed up, though. She knows
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: it's bad. She understands. I mean, I would text– And
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: she knows we're close. Jack would be the first one
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: moving in. I can feel it. I can literally feel it.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: He would be pulling the curtain.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: I was just about to say, as you're taking your
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: dying breath, Jack would be like, is he gone yet?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: All right. 407-916-1047. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: I'm digging the jumper, daddy-o. You're flatlining. He's going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: Jack would be the worst person to have at your deathbed.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: Do you want to hear what my wife said? She
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: just texted me back. I said, how long would you
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: wait to have sex after I died? Her response was
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: six minutes. Exactly six minutes. That means she has someone
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 3: locked and loaded.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 14: That's exactly what I'm saying. They could be standing at
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 14: your bedside together. Dude probably lives in her attic. All right.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: 407-916-1041. Text us 77031. Five o'clock keyword is bank. That's B-A-N-K.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: Still got some time to get over to realradio.fm and
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: send that away for your chance at $ 1, 000. Load them up, guys.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: It's time for Pick the Porn.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 7: Hope you guys are doing well. So when you said
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 7: widow's fire, the first thing that came to my mind
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 7: was it's literally a widow jumping on that D and
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 7: basically riding it.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: Until she starts a fire.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 8: And technically I was right because it has to do
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 8: with sex.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: So thanks.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: All right. Hey, Ross, buddy, do you think you would
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: be more likely to floss if floss was spelled Like socks.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: That's a very good question. Checkmate, sir. That is a
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: checkmate scenario. Checkmate touche. Got about eight minutes for your
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: 5 o'clock keyword, which is bank. B-A-N-K. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: Jack is here. So is Ross. Survived two legal doses.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: Jack has the Jaffee Sack. What's in there? All aboard. Chugga-chugga. Choo-choo.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: Look at it glug.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 9: Look at it glug.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 6: Got a pair of tickets to see the Smashing Pumpkins
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 6: in concert.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: It's the Rats in a Cage tour at the Benchmark.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 6: International Arena on October 18th. I also have a pair
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 6: of tickets to see Journey. The final Frontier Tour at
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 6: the Kia Center, October 17th. Those are the two prizes
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 6: in the Jackie Sacks today.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: So back to you.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, ma'am.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: One, two, three, four, or five.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: Let's do the two.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: Two sounds good. That is Lisa. Lisa, how you doing?
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  Speaker 9: Good.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 3: How are you? Doing great. Want to play a little
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: game with us? I do. Let's do it then. Very perky.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: You can put a lifetime of research to work and
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: maybe win a prize. It's time for Pick the Porn
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: That's right, Lisa. It is Friday. And of course, that
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: means it's time for another round of Pick the Porn.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: Here are three actual adult film titles and one lie
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: that needs to lay low in your shed for a
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: few days. That's when you.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: Know it's getting bad.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: Don't mind me. All right, Lisa. Got to find the
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: fakie here. Are you ready?
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: I'm ready.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: Here we go. Number one. Whoa. Number one.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: Pretty exuberant there with that I'm ready. All right. Very good.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: Here we go. Number one, Muffy the Vampire Lair. Number two,
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: Oriental Rugs. Number three, California Reman. Or lastly, no, Brianna, no.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to have to go with number four.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely an actual adult film title. Yeah, no, Brianna, no.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: is an actual adult film title.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got to know what the cover of That
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: Bad Boy looks like.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: Let's say Brianna needs to be talked out of some
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: stuff that's not going to be good for Brianna. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: I think it's her dad in the doorway and there's
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: a bunch of dudes in the front yard. She's like, no, Brianna, no.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: Brianna had a bright future. All right, one, three, or four?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: We're going to go one.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: One sounds good. That is Mike. Mike, how are you, buddy?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: I'm doing well, Jim. How about yourself? Doing good, buddy.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: All right, find the fakie here. Which one of these
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: is not real? Number one, Muffy the Vampire Lair. Number two,
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: Oriental Rugs. Or lastly, California Remans.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 15: I'm going to go with Oriental Rug.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: No, unfortunately, that is an actual adult film title, and
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: it is painfully self-explanatory. We are going to move forward.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: But it's got to be an older film, right? Because
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: that word kind of got canceled. It is. You're going
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: to see some hair. It's a classic one. It's a
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: classic one. But it's not curly. It's straight. We have
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: to be very cool, guys. Jeez Louise.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, Oriental are rugs, not people.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, all right.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: Four.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: Four sounds good. All right, let's go to Robert. Robert,
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: how you doing, buddy? I'm not bad. How are you
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: guys today? Good, buddy. You got a 50-50 shot here
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: at going for the old Jackie sack. Which one of
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 3: these is not an actual adult film title? Number one,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: Muffy the Vampire Lair or California Reman. Man, I got
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: to go number one. No, that is an actual adult
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: film title, buddy.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: Man, you haven't made it this far in Fake the
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: Porn in forever.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: Robert, how are you, Robert? Good. All right, buddy, listen,
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: tell me. Good, good. Robert, he's got a lot of
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: blood issues right now. Robert, tell me, is California Reman
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: an actual adult film title?
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 13: I don't think it is.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: It is not, buddy. You're a winner. Robert there on
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: line three, Jack. He is a winner. And what winner
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: wouldn't know that that is fake? Tough pulling today, guys.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, that was not bad. It was tough to
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: find these titles today. Tough pulling doesn't come out right.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: It sure doesn't, no. It was tough pulling. Tough tugging.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: It was tough work today. God, what am I doing?
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: My favorite part of that was actually that last loser
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: who got the question wrong and went, I got to
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 3: go number one. Yeah, no extras today because, I mean,
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: it was so hard even finding the ones that we
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: used today. I had no time to find any extra ones.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: I got to stop doing that because these are becoming
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: progressively more difficult to find that we can do on
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: the air, you know? Well, I don't know. I'm sure
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: you feel terrible for me.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: So Muffy the vampire lair.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 100. 100. Looks a lot like her, too, let
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: me be honest with you. Ross, thoughts? Big time thoughts, man.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I got to go number one. It's making
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: me laugh. So today's Ross thoughts. I need to ask
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: the world. You three are texting service. If I wasted money,
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: I have insurance on something and I didn't use the
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: insurance on that. Something. Oh, this is a coin flip
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: that so many people make every single day.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: Because sometimes you're like, let me just pay this out
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: of pocket so that I don't look at my insurance
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: rates skyrocket.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: So I ran into that scenario. I will tell you
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 3: how I painted myself into this corner. But just even
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: if I did waste my money, just quickly lie to me.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't lose my money. I didn't waste it. So
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: I wasted my money. I'll tell you everything after the break.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: I will do that next.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: Are you offended yet? Obviously, we're only kidding. You're listening
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: to The Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 7: What's up, Jimmy and crew? I've been doing it all
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 7: wrong all my life. I've been going to clubs and
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 7: bars to try to hook up, but now I'm just
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 7: going to start going to funeral homes and meet horny
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 7: old women. Your boy's going to slay.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 3: Afternoon, Colbert crew.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 12: I don't know what is happening, but this morning, Ryan
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 12: was talking about he can't make love to R &
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 12: B because he keeps thinking about the black guy. Now
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 12: you guys are all talking about small bananas, big bananas,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 12: medium bananas.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: What is happening? Oh, my God.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 12: Let's talk some other stuff.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: Hey, Chuck.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 12: I'm going to be on the surf on Sunday at
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 12: Siucoco Beach.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: And then we go to the FM Pizza. How about that?
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: FM Pizza, Jack.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 12: See ya.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: Got to go to FM Pizza, Jack. I'd like to,
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: but I'm going to see Weezer Sunday night.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 13: Oh, man.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: You've got a full dance card.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I come back from the beach, and
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: then it's right to the Kia Center. Wow, really?
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 1:49:49
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  Speaker 3: is Bills, B-I-L-L-S. Welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: Jack is here as well. Yeah. And Ross has some thoughts.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 3: Let's get them. Open it. It's weird. I'm here.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: It's funny.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: With whiskey. Sometimes. I know I've got to get some
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: more of mine. Let's try. It's Ross. Spelled like sauce.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So, for today's thoughts, I had just, I have not
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 3: been doing well with, like, I'm kind of always a
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: little bit paranoid that I'm forgetting something. Like, oh, God,
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 3: there's a tax thing that I didn't fill out two
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 3: years ago, maybe. Oh, yeah, man, I live with that
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: every day of my life, buddy. Like, every day of
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 3: my life, I think there's something I've forgotten. Like, walking
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 3: out of my house every day. And usually, I'm pretty, like,
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: it's exhausting being proactive, right?
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is. You're maybe possible. Oopsie daisies. Sure is.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: But that's the sign of a somewhat of a good human.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: But there's one aspect of life where I really don't
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 3: do that. And that is with my cell phone. My
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: cell phone. If you do not know, I don't have
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: a case. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: Living on the edge.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 3: You ride raw. I ride raw. Yeah, yeah. You're a
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 3: raw dog. I bring that up because I don't want
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: anybody to think that this was because I didn't have
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: a cell phone case. A couple, five, six days ago,
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 3: my son turned the corner. He had my phone in
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: his hand, and he lifted it up, and he went, Dada!
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. And honestly, we are not the phone parent,
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: the parent phone people. I don't know what you mean
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: by that. Like, in other words... You don't care if
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: your son has a phone or you don't want to
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: get your kid a phone. We don't give them the
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 3: phone for videos. The one thing we will do is
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 3: that we'll use it as a camera so he can
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: see himself. And then he's taken photos and selfies before.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 3: But we've never played Miss Rachel on a phone. We've
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 3: never played Blue's Clues or Little Bear on a phone.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: Is it because you don't want him to know he
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: can take that with him? uh or you want him
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: to have that like a specific place or time that
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: he sees that or yeah right now screen yeah yeah
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 3: is you know trying to keep the paranoia down sure
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: thing yeah solely a home thing so yeah if we're
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: out in public we have toys and i don't honestly
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: i don't understand why most other parents like once you
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: give them crack a toy it doesn't really look So
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: maybe that was the problem is that you started off
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 3: with crack cocaine before you went with like a fidget spinner.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: So he turns the corner. He has my phone and
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 3: he goes, dad, dad. I go, whoop. I take it
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 3: out of his hand. It is unbelievably hot. I look
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 3: at my phone, and there's a notification that says, new
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 3: battery installed, foreign battery, non-genuine Apple battery detected, 1% top
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 3: right battery. That's what it says on my phone. What
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: did Miles do? I'm pretty sure my son did not
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 3: replace the phone battery. He did not do that. You
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know what he did, but this
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: thing came in hot and sane and had a new battery,
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: and then it kind of stopped working. Like a software
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 3: glitch of some sort. I didn't know. I don't know
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: if he peed, pooped on it. I have no idea
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: what he did to this phone. Yeah, okay. Poop would be... Yeah,
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 3: go ahead. I plug it into my computer. The phone
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 3: turns on, and then it shuts off every 15 minutes.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: The problem with that is that I can't back up
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 3: my phone to my computer. Right, which is what you're
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: trying to do, trying to sync it so you can
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 3: download everything and then, yeah. Maybe get a new phone.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: Sure thing. Or I can then wipe the phone and
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: send it in because that's what my insurance policy says. Hey,
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 3: wipe the phone, send it in. I also have not
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 3: upgraded my iCloud. I also have a toddler. You see
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: where I'm going? I have a lot of photos of
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: my child. Also, like, other stuff that I'm like, I
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: want to keep close to the chest and to the grave. Okay. Okay.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 3: Don't leave your phone anywhere. All right. Jack is already
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: thinking about it. Well, 1,000% Jack's already thinking about it.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 3: Give me my phone back. What I got. He's going
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 3: to guess your keyword in three tries. I'm going to
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 3: get his face. Oh, it opened up. Nope, nope, nope. So,
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 3: follow me here. I bring it. I make the decision
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 3: of going, I don't want to lose those toddler photos.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: Completely understood. And those other stuff.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 3: Okay. And I... But you can't let anybody else download
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 3: that because of the other stuff. Right? And then I
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 3: can't sync it to my computer, back up the entire
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 3: phone because it just keeps shutting off after 15 minutes. Okay.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 3: And a backup usually takes about two hours. Okay. I
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: go to Ubreak iFix and... I walk in and I go, hey,
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 3: this is my phone. They go, yeah, it's a battery thing.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: So I was like, it doesn't have anything to do
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 3: with the case. And he goes, no, it's just a
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 3: battery thing. I go, thank God, because everyone is going
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 3: to think it's the case. It's all cracked. It is cracked.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: And he goes, well, get a new battery. He's a
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 3: very odd fellow as well. Long hair. All right. He
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 3: plays Dungeons and Dragons. My kind of guy, to be
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 3: honest with you. And he breaks it down. He lets
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: me know. He gives me the price for it. I'm like, God,
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: just for like... Six months of photos of my kid. Sure,
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: I'll do it. I get the battery replaced. But when
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 3: I go to pick up the phone, right, he needs
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: to test if it works. This is all I've wasted
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: your time to bring you to this next moment. He goes,
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: tell me your ID. Tell me your passcode. Oh, yeah, no.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 3: And I'm stuck. I look back at his long blonde
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 3: hair next to his acne-filled cheeks. You have to do it. No,
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 3: you don't. He can hand it to you, and you
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: can type it in and then hand it back to
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 3: his ass, but he doesn't need to type it in.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 3: So there's– see my problem here? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 3: Did like I gave that guy that passcode and then
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 3: it unlocked. And here's another thing as well, is that
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 3: the screen was off the phone. So I couldn't face
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 3: ID face ID wasn't like one. So it needed my passcode.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: But you can change your passcode. Thank God. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: I can. I'm going to have to. I should. Yeah,
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 3: you should. Yeah, I would never. Dude, can I tell
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: you something? This is how freaked out I am. When
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: I go to a fast food restaurant to get some
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: food or whatever, and I bring my phone out to pay,
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: and they're like, hey, the mechanism is inside here. I
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: have to grab your phone. and do that, I get
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 3: a credit card. I'm like, you're not touching my phone.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not giving you my phone. Even for five seconds
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: for you to pay for Chick-fil-A, I'm not doing it.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of like joking. I'm half joking when I
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 3: say there's nothing too explicit on my phone, but I
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 3: have never given... Someone, those numbers, and boy, did 2026
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 3: just hit me square in the throat. Hit me right
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 3: in the face of going, wow, that just wasn't a
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 3: thing in 98. Not a chance. That wasn't a thing
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 3: in 2008. When, like, every password you can now have
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: access to if you can unlock a phone. The amount
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 3: of power and data that are in these devices and
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 3: having it taken away. with someone who now has that
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: personal information. Right, yeah, I felt. I felt anger. I
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 3: felt scared. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 3: my Apple savings account. You're like vulnerable. Unbelievably. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 3: No chance, buddy. And throwing this out here, when my
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 3: phone broke, and man, I know people know this, and
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 3: I knew this last week, but then I got reminded
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 3: of it. I didn't have a phone for about four days. No.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 3: And is that why you didn't call? Explain. Yes, probably. And, Deb,
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: real fast, explain that noise. Oh. Not having your phone
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: for four days? Well, yeah. I mean, that's. No animal videos?
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, it's for us. I couldn't get into
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  Speaker 1: the building.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: Couldn't get to work. I wouldn't be able to call anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Your credit cards.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 1: Everything.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: It was too good. Should I have a phone for
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 3: four days? To the point where I'm at the crossroads
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 3: of going dumb phone. You know what I've heard? Really?
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 3: If I can upload reels through Instagram, through a web browser,
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 3: I think I'm done. About to peace out, huh? I
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 3: think I am telling you that productivity, mental health, mental clarity.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: Was great. Skyrocketed to the point where I'm uncomfortable confessing this.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 3: How many days or how many hours should I say
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 3: did it take you to? to stop kind of thinking
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 3: or looking for like reaching for it, right? Reaching for
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 3: it or wondering where you're going to the bathroom without it.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 3: Or I think like two hours, maybe only a handful
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 3: of times. Um, even throughout those four days where I
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 3: didn't have a phone and I'm still able to communicate
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 3: through my computer and I can text and respond to emails.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 3: I can still FaceTime audio and call people through my computer. Um,
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: But it was shocking. Are you a social guy? You know,
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 3: the funny thing is I know that you have a
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: big presence on social media because of all your videos,
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 3: but are you a social media consumer very much? Are
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 3: you a stroller? Embarrassingly so. Are you really? And you
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: know what? I didn't know that about you because I
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 3: don't ever see you doing it here. I've done it,
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 3: I think, on every break. Oh, have you really?
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 3: I just assume you're doing business or talking to your
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: wife or setting up something else. And sometimes it is,
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 3: but I know that there is... Like, in hindsight, it
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 3: has to be unhealthy. If you are one of the
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 3: people right now listening to this and you pull out
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 3: your phone at a red light, I'm going to put
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 3: that as the smoking gun evidence of you might have a...
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 3: I haven't even stopped rolling yet before it's in my hand.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 3: And that... Gotta say something, right? Yeah, dude. That's such
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 3: a small break.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 6: The one thing that finally got me to do it
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 6: only at Red Light is because now I'm doing it
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 6: with the auto insurance where you have the app and
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 6: you get a discount and they track phone use while driving.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 10: No way!
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 3: It's one of those things. How do they know? GPS,
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 3: if your phone is moving... The phone is moving and
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 3: you're using it. Get out of here. I know you're
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 3: not running 45 miles an hour. It's the State Farm Overlord.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 3: So I guess it was... If you're just joining me,
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 3: I was just absolutely taken back by giving someone my passcode,
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 3: which then made me look into the mirror and go,
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 3: is this the person who I really want to be?
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 3: And then not having my phone for those days was...
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: so unbelievably bittersweet. Yeah. Because it was sweet because I
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden started giving people more eye contact.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 3: But it doesn't mean because you have it back that
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 3: you have to go back to that same pattern of behavior, correct?
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Will. Well, why is cocaine illegal?
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 3: We have free will. We wouldn't have to use it.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 3: Or is it because cocaine is proven to be unbelievably
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 3: addictive and soul-crushing? And that humans don't actually have the
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 3: willpower to conquer that substance.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 1: I've heard of burner phone weekends.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've never heard of that. You just use a
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 3: burner phone on the weekend?
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 1: It's kind of a Gen Z kind of thing. Yeah,
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 1: for the weekend. It's only a burner phone. So if
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 1: the people that are the closest to you need to
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 1: reach you, they will have the number to that burner phone.
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: But for that weekend, it's just a burner phone. Maybe
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 1: this is how we get the house cleaned.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 3: So funny burner phones. Yeah. I just if you if
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 3: you pull out your phone at a red light, just
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: I am rooting for you to not once or twice
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: these next couple of times.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 3: I think about you the entire way as you scroll.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, I do worry about that. That's why I
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 1: don't I won't look at my phone while it's rolling.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 1: While the car is rolling?
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 3: Well, and it's not even like a safety thing. When
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 3: it comes to the car, I'm literally just more concerned
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 3: about how openly used to and how quick this just became.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 3: Like secondary, it's like a secondary motion, right? Yeah, and
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: then having it taken away for the first time, I think,
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: as an adult. And with these adult eyes and having
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 3: those feelings and feeling that reaction when giving that passcode
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 3: and not having a phone was jarring to say the least.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's the only thing I would literally
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: drive back home to get if I forgot it on
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 1: the way to work.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 3: Same, same. And I have, actually. And no one really
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 3: thought that about Nokia because no one loved Snake that much. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 3: Our friend Angela just said, I only pull my phone
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 3: out at red lights to text us.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: And then laughing emoji.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 3: Well, texting, like, I'm specifically talking about the scroll at
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: a red light. Consuming content 24-7.
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that I don't do.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I'm terrible. I don't want to look at
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 3: my time used. And I don't want to say, like,
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 3: it's a bad thing or you're a bad person. I
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: am a bad person. I'll say it. We'll work on
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 3: it together. And those are your Ross Thoughts, brought to
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  Speaker 17: So it's been very hard, of course, but we do
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  Speaker 17: not let our 3-year-old have.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 3: a tablet or.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 17: A phone he doesn't watch anything on our phone we
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 17: don't do videos with him on it uh no facetime
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 17: with the grandparents a picture that's it but nothing with
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• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: when it comes to memorabilia, I think there's kind of
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 3: one or two franchises we can agree that pretty much
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 3: rule the roost, right? Yankees? Movie memorabilia?
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty much one movie that rules the roost there, right?
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 3: When it sets the tone for movie memorabilia, correct? I mean,
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 3: you're talking about one movie? A series of movies, but yes,
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 3: a franchise of movies has set the tone for that market,
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 3: I believe, mostly. You're talking about Star Wars. Has to
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 3: be Star Wars, right? Yeah. Yeah, they set the tone.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 3: In other words, the stuff from Star Wars, with the
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 3: exception of a couple things from Wizard of Oz and
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 3: movies like that, are going to set the tone for
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 3: how much money you pay for former movie props and
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 3: things of that nature, right? Because the shoes, like Dorothy's shoes,
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 3: sold for a kagillion dollars or whatever. Marilyn's dress. Yeah,
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 3: that's another one. But that's more of a person thing
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 3: than it is a franchise thing. But it's still memorabilia.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 3: It's from a movie. It is from a movie, but
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 3: it's because of Marilyn, I think, more than the movie itself.
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 6: But to Jim's point, Star Wars itself, anything related to
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 6: the franchise... would have value to the millions of fans.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 3: Right, and I think there's other Maryland stuff that has
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 3: sold and has done quite well. Nothing like this, though.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 3: Up for grabs in an auction coming up here soon
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 3: is going to be some lightsabers. Okay. It's the Ultimate
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 3: Star Wars Auction held by Heritage Auctions, November 12th. The
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 3: Vader saber was the one used in Return of the Jedi. Oh,
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 3: that's a good one. And I believe, if I remember right,
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 3: it's the one where he says, Luke, I am your father.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 3: I thought so. Well, I think that's the one he
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 3: was holding, if I remember right. Luke, I am your
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: father's Empire Strikes Back. Okay, hold on now. Let me
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 3: get this right, because there's more than one. Sorry, my
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 3: nerd flared up. That's okay. I appreciate that, because I
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 3: do not know, and I'm asking you. I'm asking you.
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 3: It's two... More than two dozen lightsaber props that will
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 3: be up for sale. They were used in Return of
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 3: the Jedi. They're expected to fetch how much money? each? God, man.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a tough one. $ 150, 000.
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 8: Each?
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 3: I'm just talking about that Empire Strikes Back, Luke, I
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 3: Am Your Father. If that's the lightsaber that he's holding.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 1: I'll say $ 250, 000. I'll say $ 75, 000. Oh, really?
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, the Empire Strikes Back thing is the Yoda puppet
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 3: used by Frank Oz in the character's original appearance in
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 3: Empire Strikes Back. So that hand puppet of Yoda is
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 3: also up for sale. C-3PO actor Anthony Daniels' signed personal
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 3: third draft screenplay is up for sale. For the original
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 3: 77 Star Wars and a TIE fighter pilot helmet from
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 3: Rogue One. Star Wars story is also up for grabs.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 3: Friendly reminder, George Lucas didn't direct episode five or six.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 3: And it shows. One of the things they explain, by
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 3: the way, the lightsabers are going to go for about
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 3: a million apiece, they think.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 3: A million apiece. And the ones that have provenance, the
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 3: ones that they can prove, hey, this was the one
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 3: in that scene. I think we will go even higher.
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 3: It's the coolest fictional weapon of all time. It said
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 3: the Vader saber, also used in Return of the Jedi,
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 3: is expected to fetch at least one million. It's one
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 3: of more than two dozen lightsaber props that'll be up
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 3: for grabs. Wow. Other things include the dueling lightsabers forcefully
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 3: wielded by Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hayden Christensen's Anakin
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith. They're expected to go
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 3: for $ 10, 000 apiece. And an EE-3 carbine blaster that was
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 3: used by Boba Fett through the entire movie, Empire Strikes Back,
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 3: is supposed to get $ 100, 000. What are you laughing at, Ross?
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 3: Me pronouncing this stuff? No, I'm laughing at the, you
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 3: can see what society's reaction is to the prequels off
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 3: of those numbers. Vader's saber, one mil. Yeah, one million dollars.
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 3: Hayden Christensen's. 10 grand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, good point.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 3: That means, allegedly, I mean, granted, it's because more time,
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 3: but we value that original trilogy. Was that 1,000% more? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 6: I started watching last night on Peacock. It was Icons Unearthed,
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 6: and it's a six-part series on Star Wars. I just
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 6: watched the first episode, but they talk... This was all
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 6: about the first movie, and like that first lightsaber, how they...
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 6: they were making this up as they go along and, and,
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 6: and creating this stuff. And they, the first lightsaber was the,
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 6: the post on an, uh, on an old, uh, a
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 6: photographer's candle, like a press camera, like you had the
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 6: camera and then the flash was on it. And it
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 6: was the thing that held the flash up that, and
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 6: they're like, he took that and it's like, Oh, that
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 6: looks cool.
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The thing I marvel about is how they made
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: the sound effects. So the sound effects are some of
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 3: the lasers. Do you remember that? I do. So they,
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 3: they went out and you know, the, when the old,
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 3: the old light poles that used to be held up,
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 3: they were held up by tension wires, right? Like tension wires.
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 3: And so they have them now, safety wires, like on
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 3: big towers, radio towers. And what they would do is
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 3: they mic'd it and they hit it with like a
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 3: hammer and it would go. Yeah. Or like a wrench.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 6: And it would make that pinging sound. You know, what's
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 6: funny is I used to remember seeing those wires all
• 2:11:28
  Speaker 6: the time, but now you don't see those anymore.
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 1: I was going to say that. I wonder why we don't.
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 3: You do not see those anymore. But you're right. That's
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 3: exactly how they used to make the sound effects. And
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 3: I think Star Wars took them. lot of war scenes.
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 6: I think i think they got better maybe putting poles
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 6: in the ground i hope that don't require wires.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 1: Or maybe the wires were dangerous but you know i
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 1: think the the foley artists in movies yeah are some
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 1: of the more under underappreciated elements of movie making you
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 1: know the idea of what what makes the sound of
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 1: a cracked skull they use watermelon you know really yeah
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 1: when they do footprints they they're walking on sand to
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 1: do the pew pew you know they Who would think
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 1: to hit the wire with something metal to get the
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 1: sound effect that you needed?
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 3: It said the sound of the lightsabers hitting each other
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 3: was made by rubbing dry ice on a metal sheet
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 3: combined with carbon arc lamps. Wow. Let's see what else
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 3: we had. It says the Doppler effect, the swinging effect,
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 3: when they would swing the lightsaber, would play a combined
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 3: sound through a speaker and recorded it with a microphone
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 3: while physically swinging the mic. pass the speaker to create
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 3: that shifting sound. Like that. And then when you buy
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 3: like the real good replicas now, they still, they do
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 3: that now. Do they really? Yeah. They have like a
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 3: motion sensor in the saber. So when you wave it.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 3: How about the, how about the sound of Darth Vader?
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 3: Where do you think that came from? The guy put
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 3: a small microphone inside a scuba diving regulator and recorded
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 3: the sound of his own breathing as he inhaled and
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 3: exhaled through the valve.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 3: That's legit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's totally right. Here's my
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 3: favorite fun fact about Star Wars is the guy who
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 3: got cast as Darth Vader, he didn't know he wasn't
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 3: doing the voice. Right, yeah, yeah. He had no idea.
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 3: So he filmed all of that movie thinking, I'm it, baby.
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 3: I'm it. And then James Earl Jones comes over and
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 3: does it. And also, he had a choice. They had
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 3: two big characters they needed, Darth Vader and Chewbacca. And
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 3: he got to pick which one he was going to be.
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 3: And he goes, people will always remember the villain more.
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 3: I'll be Darth Vader.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 6: And because it's not his voice and it's not his face,
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 6: he's always covered.
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 3: No one knew what he looked like. Every mole in
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 3: America had no problem. And to prove Jack's point, James
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 3: Earl Jones was the voice of Darth Vader. And the
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 3: guy who played Darth Vader... Can't remember. Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 3: Chewbacca's roar was an interesting sound. Not bad. Built by
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 3: mixing recorded animal sounds, primarily from bears, badgers, lions, and walruses.
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 3: They combined all that together to make one sound, and
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 3: that was Chewbacca's sound. I loved Chewbacca when I was
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 3: a kid. It was the coolest. Yeah, he was my
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 3: least favorite. Oh, I loved him. I don't know, Ian.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you? I didn't really have a favorite.
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 3: I think maybe Han Solo was my favorite character in
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 3: the movie. Did he shoot first, Jim? This is very
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 3: important on how you answer this question. In the cantina?
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 3: Did Han shoot first? First. He did shoot first. Hell yeah.
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 3: He did. He shot first. Because the guy, he was threatened,
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 3: and then he shot him with that thing under the table, right?
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 3: And it's like that forever, right? I think so. It
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 3: is like that, and it will always be like that.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 3: Because that's how it happened. Is that a big thing?
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, they went to change it. They changed Han shooting
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 3: first later on in the 90s to make it more
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 3: family friendly.
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 4: No!
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 3: And, honestly, we're walking into another topic, but Avengers just
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 3: did this very thing. Because of this update system that
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 3: we have and we're so used to it, I guess,
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 3: that Avengers just got re-released with more footage. to set
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 3: up for doomsday making a different movie to me wow
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 3: so they changed han shooting first so he would be
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 3: more for little boys.
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 6: And who did george lucas want for han solo before
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 6: george uh before harrison ford oh my god He didn't
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 6: want Harrison Ford because he used Harrison Ford in American Graffiti.
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 3: And he goes, I don't want to use the same
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: actors more than once. God, was it Lee Majors or
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 3: something like that?
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 6: Christopher walken oh no way oh no and it was
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 6: george lucas's wife said he's not sexy enough she goes
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 6: and so they wanted george they wanted harrison ford and
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 6: he was like well i used him already so what
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 6: they did was they hired harrison ford to be a
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 6: carpenter to build a door and then every time they
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 6: did casting they'd have harrison ford oh we'll get harrison
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 6: ford to read with them Until he read like 30
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 6: times as a character. And then it was like, oh,
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 6: you got to give this guy the role.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 3: He was just a carpenter, right? He was a set
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 3: builder for years. And he did some, I think he
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 3: did some extra stuff on Westerns for a little bit,
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 3: but he was basically a set builder. Oh, wow. Chewy,
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 3: we're going home. Did you imagine?
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 1: Even as a little girl, I remember being like, ooh,
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 1: that's Han Solo.
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  Speaker 6: When they realized they had to create the special effects, they,
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 6: you know, George Lucas, the film that really kind of
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 6: inspired him to do this was 2001, a space audit. Yes,
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 6: it was. So it's the goat. They went to this
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 6: guy did special effects. He's like, I did my space movie.
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 3: I'm done. But here's the, here's my assistant. And he
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 3: came over. He knew nothing.
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 6: They, they, they didn't have that many effects like, they
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 6: needed for star Wars in 2001. So they kind of
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 6: had to kind of figure out and make up everything.
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 6: And that's when they created ILM industrial light magic.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 3: I was about to say that very thing. I think
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 3: that's what came of that. Right.
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 6: But what happened, they were kind of unsupervised because they
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 6: were out filming in Tunisia and these guys are trying
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 6: to figure out the special effects and they're spending all
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 6: this money. And finally the studio goes and they get there.
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 6: They have this giant pool outside and they have an airline, uh, uh,
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 6: escape slide that goes into the pool that yet from
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 6: the top of the roof that goes into the pool.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 6: And it's like, they were taking a few breaks and
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 6: kind of having a lot of fun.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 3: And then the executive show up.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 3: And then what the hell is going on here? We're
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 3: behind budget. Who was going to do Darth Vader's voice before, uh,
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 3: who was, who else was considered Hollywood legend, uh, director and, uh, actor. Miranda,
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Orson Welles.
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 3: Orson Welles was considered for the voice of Darth Vader.
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, yeah, no, that could work.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 3: Maybe Citizen Kane really is the greatest. Do you know
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 3: who was Mark Hamill's roommate? And the guy, the roommate,
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 3: went to read for this movie for Star Wars, came
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 3: back to the apartment, and the guy said, how'd it go?
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 3: And he goes, I don't know, man. This is not
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 3: my thing. But I got to tell you, I think
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 3: this part would be perfect for you.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 1: It's not Tommy Lee Jones, but it's another famous actor,
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: isn't it?
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 3: So the actor, the roommate, was Mark Hamill. The guy
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 3: who went on the original audition and told Mark Hamill
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 3: he should go audition for the movie was Robert England.
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 3: Freddy Krueger. Yeah. Yeah, they were roommates in Hollywood. Oh, wow.
• 2:18:47
  Speaker 3: Another thing is that Harrison Ford has said this so
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 3: many times in interviews. All of them have said this
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 3: same sentiment in an interview once or twice, that when
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 3: they were filming, they had no idea. Yeah, they had
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 3: no clue what was going on. They were like, I
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 3: don't know why this guy is in a big dog costume. Well,
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 3: who was it? Was it Sir Alec Guinness? Yeah. He
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 3: was the one that kind of told them to care. Yes, yes. Yeah,
• 2:19:09
  Speaker 3: he did, but if I remember right, when he read
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 3: the script the first time, he thought it was the
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 3: most ridiculous thing ever. Then he gets on set, and
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 3: you're right. He was the one who was like, everybody
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 3: was just acting like a complete douchebag, and he's like, no,
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 3: we got to take this serious, you know?
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 6: And they were shooting in England, and the cast, you
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 6: needed union approval to shoot past 5 p.m., and they
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 6: would never give it to them because, like they said,
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 6: they didn't even support it. Even the whole crew didn't
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 6: know what this movie was. They thought it was junk,
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 6: and they didn't. really care about it it's a wild
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 6: it's wild i.
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 3: Think there was other people that auditioned for it if
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 3: i remember or maybe this is an snl skit was
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 3: there an snl skit where it was like burt reynolds audition.
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 6: What what was neat about the audition process is they
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 6: did it for two movies because george lucas was in
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 6: there but he wouldn't give feedback and stuff so he
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 6: did it with i think it was brian de palma
• 2:20:02
  Speaker 6: whoever directed carrie Because they auditioned for Carrie and Star
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 6: Wars in the same audition.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 16: No way.
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 6: And they would bring people in, and sometimes the actor
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 6: would go to one movie, and sometimes they'd go to
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 6: the other. William Catt came in to read for Luke Skywalker,
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 6: ended up in Carrie.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 3: I'll be damned. How crazy. And I think enough time
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 3: has passed. I love Star Wars. It's one of my
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 3: favorite family bonding memories, one of the few ones that
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 3: I have with all four of us. and understanding that
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 3: it's a very, very special place in my heart, which
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 3: is why I feel comfortable and confident saying that that
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 3: last trilogy sucked. Okay, very good. It wasn't good. And
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 3: I'll fight anybody. Why'd you bring back Palpatine? That's really
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 3: bad writing. That's those ex machina writing. It came out
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 3: of nowhere. You didn't plant that seed in seven or eight.
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 3: Hold me back. Sorry. Okay. In early drafts of the screenplay,
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 3: Yoda's name was not Yoda. And his full name isn't Yoda.
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 3: What was Yoda's original name in the original script? Yoda
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 3: Jenkins III. Buffy.
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 1: As in Vampire Slayer.
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 3: And his full name isn't Yoda. There's a term. He
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 3: has no last name, but his full name is Minch Yoda. Oh,
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 3: he's a Minch. Yeah, he's a Minch.
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 3: How about that, dude? It's also cool, just Yoda is
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 3: such a badass. There's so many great quotes in Star Wars.
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 3: Do not try, only do. You know what? I need
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 3: to watch the original again. I haven't seen the original
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 3: in probably 20 years, buddy. You need to watch Rogue One.
• 2:21:28
  Speaker 3: Rogue One is great. I've not seen one frame of
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 3: any of the new ones. I think it's the best
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 3: Star Wars film from start to finish. Better than the original?
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 3: I would put Rogue One up there. I loved it.
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 3: But what's cool is there's a series called Andor. right? Okay.
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 6: And it's, they did two seasons and it's good. You
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 6: watch those two and that leads right into what Rogue
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 6: One is. And Rogue One goes right into what A
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 6: New Hope is.
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: And A New Hope is the original movie from 1977.
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 3: I'll be there. It's the prequel. Yeah. To the first
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 3: Star Wars film. Yeah. And that's a big set of
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 3: shoes to fill and they pull it off flawlessly. The, um, uh,
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 3: the Sir Alec Guinness thing is even funnier than I thought. Um,
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 3: Guinness would only work on the movie under strict conditions.
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 3: He would only work one day, but he would start
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 3: at 8.30 a.m. and be done by 1 p.m. and
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 3: would have to be paid one quarter of 1% of
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 3: the movie's total gross. It was only four and a
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 3: half hours of work, but he made millions of dollars
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 3: because of the deal. Because Mark Hamill only made $ 1, 000
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 3: a day making this movie. Because he made a points deal,
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 3: he made way more money. He was in the movie
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 3: way less. Was Guinness a draw?
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 6: He was the name, and the studio wanted, they said,
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 6: someone with a big name.
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's the only name, right? Carrie Fisher,
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 3: I don't even think was a popular, I don't think
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 3: she'd done a whole lot at that point, right? No,
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 3: she had parents who were famous. Yeah, yeah, but she
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 3: wasn't famous. Like, nobody in this movie was famous. Like,
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 3: nobody in this movie was famous. I remember when it
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 3: came out as a kid, we didn't know anybody. That
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 3: was the years of, like, Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck and,
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 3: you know, all those stars in the 70s, and none
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 3: of those people were in this movie. Nobody had heard
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 3: of Harrison Ford. Nobody had heard of Mark Hamill. I
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 3: also look at Star Wars as just like so much
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 3: more than a movie. I look at it as American history.
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 3: It is the formula that got cracked from George Lucas
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 3: and his wife that all of a sudden every movie
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 3: started to follow suit. I will tell you something crazy, though,
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 3: and we're going to get to the news here in
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 3: a second. Deb, did you have a Star Wars experience,
• 2:23:31
  Speaker 3: by the way, or are you into this at all?
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 3: When I was a kid, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God,
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 3: I totally forgot what I was going to say. She's
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 3: so fancy. Yeah, grow it. Whatever. You don't know Grow Yoda.
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 3: He's timeless. Yeah, I totally forgot what I was going
• 2:23:43
  Speaker 3: to say. Deb, let's do You Heard It Here first.
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 3: What's coming up?
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 1: You're all over the place. The governor warns Isaias could
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 1: remain dangerous for hours. Passengers injured after severe turbulence. And
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 1: a man rescues a dog from drowning. I thought we'd
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 1: end it with a Friday feel-good story.
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 3: You got it, a problem.
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that next during You Heard It Here first.
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 3: All right, let's take a little break. We'll come back
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 3: in a sec, get Deb's news, and get the hell
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 3: out of here on a Friday.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 2: Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 17: Hey guys, happy day.
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 4: You mentioned mosquito nets and it reminded me of something
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 4: I saw the other day. Bill Gates' foundation sent a
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 4: butt ton of mosquito nets over to Africa. And in
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 4: this one particular village where he sent them was in
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 4: this fertile estuary area where fish came to breed. and
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 4: spawn and have little tiny baby fish. Well, these people
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 4: started using the mosquito nets as fishing nets. And since
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 4: they were so fine meshed, it decimated the breeding population
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 4: and wiped out an entire species of fish.
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 3: That's so human. Isn't it? Say it with me. Paradonitis. Paradonitis.
• 2:24:47
  Speaker 10: Kind of makes me think this storm might blow my
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 10: teeth out.
• 2:24:55
  Speaker 8: I do honestly believe that is why the villages exist.
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 8: It's because old people ain't dead yet. They still want
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 8: to eat the brown chicken, brown cow, you know? This
• 2:25:10
  Speaker 8: is why I'm going to fit in perfectly.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, dude.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 15: Good afternoon, Colbert. Okay, my personal favorite fact from the
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 15: original Star Wars trilogy. And you know those little furry
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 15: guys on Endor? Well, if you go back and watch
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 15: the original trilogy, they never, ever say the word Ewok.
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 15: Don't know how they got that name still, but, you know,
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 15: wasn't in the movies. Wow, this is 100% right. Episodes 1, 2,
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 15: and 3 were very good. Episodes 7, 8, 9, complete
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 15: garbage and utter trash.
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 3: And there you go. There is the purge. Why'd they
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 3: bring back Palpatine? Yeah, I don't know. Are you good?
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 3: It's fine. Five minutes for your keyword, which is bills, B-I-L-L-S.
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 3: Go to realradio.fm and send that away for your chance
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  Speaker 3: at $ 1, 000. Deb, let's do You Heard It Here First.
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 2: It's time for You Heard It Here First on the
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 2: Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 1: All right, Governor DeSantis is telling Panhandle residents to prepare
• 2:26:11
  Speaker 1: for wind damage and loss of power from Hurricane Issa East,
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 1: which is due to make landfall late this evening. The
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 1: governor says Isaias appears on track to cross over land
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 1: east of Pensacola, and he says areas east of that
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 1: eye can expect a wall of water.
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 3: We lost him.
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 1: Let's try again.
• 2:26:34
  Speaker 3: They don't like him.
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 1: I guess not. Well, he says that tornadoes are also possible.
• 2:26:38
  Speaker 1: Marion County was under a watch earlier tonight. You said Leon.
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 3: County could possibly expect some as well up near Tallahassee?
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 3: You said Isaac County as well?
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 1: You know, anything outside of the eye of the storm. So, again, Tampa, Orlando,
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 1: not out of the woods. Just got to keep an
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 1: eye on those feeder bands. DeSantis says FHP and FDOT
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 1: will close I-10 once winds pass 39 miles per hour.
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 1: Several people are injured after severe turbulence forced a Columbia
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 1: to New York flight to divert to Miami early this morning.
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 1: Avianca Flight 42 landed safely at Miami International Airport around
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 1: 3.30 this morning. Six passengers, three crew members were affected.
• 2:27:15
  Speaker 1: Eight people were taken to area hospitals. One of the
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 1: victims had serious injuries. The FAA is investigating. And then
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 1: back over to the storm. A man is credited with
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 1: saving a dog from drowning in Pinellas County. George Cavanaugh
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 1: says he was sleeping on his boat Wednesday in Gulfport
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 1: when his dog, a beagle, don't be shocked, started barking.
• 2:27:35
  Speaker 1: You know, beagles never bark.
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, never.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 1: Cavanaugh woke up and saw another dog swimming in Boca
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 1: Ciega Bay and struggling to stay afloat. If you're watching,
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 1: Jack has it up on our YouTube feed. So Cavanaugh
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 1: was able to pull the dog aboard and posted about
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 1: it on Facebook in hopes of finding the owner. Thankfully,
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 1: the owner was able to get in touch with Cavanaugh
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 1: and reclaim the dog. Kavanaugh tells Eight on Your Side
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 1: the dog escaped from a car near Gibbs High School,
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 1: but he has no idea how it wound up in
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 1: the bank. Wow. But there's your Friday feel-good story.
• 2:28:09
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 2:28:09
  Speaker 1: And you heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Debra.
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 3: Who do we have to thank today, young lady?
• 2:28:15
  Speaker 1: We want to thank attorney Mo DeWitt for saucing up
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 1: our Friday.
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 9: Thank you, Mo.
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Mo. Appreciate it, Mo.
• 2:28:21
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Tatawahe.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. Yeah, that's right. It's that Monster series,
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  Speaker 3: which is unbelievably cool. Really unique cigar. We've never featured
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  Speaker 3: it in eight years, so that's how rare it is.
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  Speaker 1: CoronaCigar.com.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Also want to thank Faez Cara, restaurant critic for the
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 1: Orlando Weekly, along with Forward Slash Distillery and Blending House.
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  Speaker 1: Just in case you missed Faez's recommendations and reviews of
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 1: area restaurants or Whiskey of the Week, Both of the
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 1: podcasts have already been posted at the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 1: And last but never least, Candice Rich and Alicia Boulware
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  Speaker 1: for running our YouTube chat.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. As we do every single day, Jack,
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  Speaker 3: question of the day. Do you floss every day?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: That's a resounding yes. That was guilt, by the way. 61%
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  Speaker 3: say yes. 68% said no. Oh, wow. Really? Thank God.
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  Speaker 3: Every day, 32% say yes. Wow. Yeah. You're an everyday, right, Jack?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean by everyday? Every day, right before
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  Speaker 3: you go to bed. You floss and brush your teeth
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  Speaker 3: before you go to bed. Every single day, right? Every
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 3: single day? Oh, come on, man.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they're in the room together.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no joke. Ross. A couple times a week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: very good. Big show coming up. Yeah, big show, too.
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  Speaker 3: It is happening, sketch comedy, happening on the 16th of October.
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  Speaker 3: Seven days from now, I will be in Melbourne doing
• 2:29:49
  Speaker 3: the sketch comedy show. Tickets at rosscomedy.com. I'll see you
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  Speaker 3: there at Pineapples. Jack, this weekend's a big weekend for you, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Join me at NKF Surf Fest. I'll be there on Sunday.
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 3: All the details on their website, nkfsurf.com. Oh, I thought
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 3: you were throwing gang signs, Deb. My bad.
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  Speaker 1: I am too, Ross.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get the hell out of here. What do you think?
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 1: He's so street.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody have a good weekend. It's going to be a
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 3: little rainy out there, so be careful on the roads.
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  Speaker 3: We need you. Of course, we'll see you on Monday
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  Speaker 3: for sure. On behalf of Deb, Jack, and Ross, I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 3: We follow the new Shucky. They follow the monsters in
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  Speaker 3: the morning after us. It's Tom and Dan with the
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 3: Corporate Time. It's the Orlando Shine Show. It is What
• 2:30:24
  Speaker 3: the Hell is Angel Listening To? And, of course, Real
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 3: Music Weekend is all weekend long with Smells Like the
• 2:30:29
  Speaker 3: 90s going into Sunday morning. and that's where Captain's Log
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 3: Radio will happen. Check Bradshaw and First Mate, NaomiBradshaw.com, right
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 3: into the legend Joseph Martins and Josh Fowler for Sunday
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 3: morning coming down. We'll see you at 3 for more
• 2:30:42
  Speaker 3: of the Jim Colbert Show on Monday. Until then, have
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 3: yourself a fantastic weekend.
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 1: And don't sleep on those late keywords.
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  Speaker 10: Good luck.
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  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 3: I haven't worn underwear since, like, 85.
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