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The US Is Setting Records, And It's Not Good · The Karel Show

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  Speaker 3: America is breaking records every day and not the kind
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  Speaker 3: we want to be. We're going to talk about that.
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  Speaker 3: And the worst customer service of my life finally happened
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  Speaker 3: this weekend. I'll explain. And so much more on today's
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  Speaker 3: first Monday of October, October 5th, right here in beautiful
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  Speaker 3: in Las Vegas in October is 85 degrees during the day.
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  Speaker 3: And 60 degrees at night. It's going to be 100, basically,
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  Speaker 3: during the day. And 75 to 80 at night until
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  Speaker 3: October 16th.
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  Speaker 4: Because.
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  Speaker 3: Of a heat dome sitting over the West, 37 million
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  Speaker 3: people are under heat alerts. San Francisco, San Jose, Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 3: the entire West Coast is sweltering because of a high
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  Speaker 3: pressure system and a super El Nino and a Calvin
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  Speaker 3: wave is hitting California, raising the sea levels as well.
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  Speaker 3: We are breaking a lot of records and none of
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  Speaker 3: them good. Okay, none of them good. And we're going
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  Speaker 3: to talk about all of that today and so much more.
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  Speaker 3: your weekend, everybody? Was it good? Mine was filled with kimchi,
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  Speaker 3: kimchi and yogurt. I am so in love. I've already
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  Speaker 3: sold one. My friend Sean saw my fermenter. It's called
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  Speaker 3: Ferment Pro. He already saw it because I'm filming to
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  Speaker 3: ferment things. So the videos take a while. But oh
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  Speaker 3: my God, you guys, I got to tell you, I
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  Speaker 3: had so much fun until I didn't this weekend. You know,
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  Speaker 3: beauties of being Carell and Carell and Andrew formerly was
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  Speaker 3: that our personal lives and my personal life has been
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  Speaker 3: as much of much of my show from the moment
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  Speaker 3: we went on KFI, our relationship was part of the show. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So our personal lives have always been part of the show.
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  Speaker 3: After Andrew passed, my personal life still stayed part of
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  Speaker 3: the show. And that's one of the beauties of being me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm one of the hosts that let you in. So
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  Speaker 3: this weekend, I was a typical American. I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: do weekend things. And I went to the grocery store
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  Speaker 3: to get stuff to make the kimchi because I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: I'm making it right now. I'm making 70 ounces of
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  Speaker 3: kimchi for under $ 6. And that's $ 25 a jar in
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  Speaker 3: the store. So that's a $ 19 saving. But let me
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  Speaker 3: tell you how my weekend went. Not to complain, not
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  Speaker 3: to bitch and moan, but so you can relate and
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  Speaker 3: see how it is for everybody out there, okay? I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to see Diana Ross last night really badly. She's 82.
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  Speaker 3: This is maybe my last chance to see her. Steve
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  Speaker 3: had never seen her. He wanted to go. He had
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  Speaker 3: the money, the $ 145. And I thought, yes, Sunday morning,
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  Speaker 3: I thought, you know what? Oh, fuck it. Just break down,
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  Speaker 3: buy the damn ticket, go see Diana Ross. And I said, okay,
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  Speaker 3: when you get back, you're going to go run errands.
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  Speaker 3: And when you come back, you're going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: And then I went to the grocery store. We're buying
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  Speaker 3: simple produce. That's all I bought. I bought produce, six
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  Speaker 3: cans of green beans. Well, two cans of green beans,
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  Speaker 3: two cans of wax beans, and two cans of kidney beans,
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  Speaker 3: and two cans of garbanzo beans. I love three bean salad.
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  Speaker 3: So I keep a bevy of three bean salad in
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  Speaker 3: the refrigerator. It's a great side dish, high in protein.
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  Speaker 3: I'll teach you how to make it. I will. I'll
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  Speaker 3: teach you how to make it this week on the
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  Speaker 3: show because I make the best three-bean salad. And so
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  Speaker 3: I bought groceries and, you know, napa cabbage and all
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  Speaker 3: of that.
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  Speaker 4: $ 97, okay?
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  Speaker 1: $ 97.
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  Speaker 3: Pineapples, which used to be $ 2 for $ 4, are now
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  Speaker 3: $ 1 for $ 3.
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  Speaker 4: 50.
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  Speaker 3: Cantaloupe, same thing, $ 3.
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  Speaker 4: 50.
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  Speaker 3: Peaches, $ 3. 69 a pound. Strawberries, $ 3 to $ 4. Don't get
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  Speaker 3: me started on the raspberries. I bought some, brought them home.
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  Speaker 3: They're rotten. I'm bringing them back to the store because
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  Speaker 3: they were $ 3. 99. I'm bringing them back. You know, they're rotten.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, uh-uh. So I did that, and then I
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  Speaker 3: went and got a fill-up. $ 90. Gas is now $ 5.
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  Speaker 5: 50 a.
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  Speaker 3: Gallon. $ 90.
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  Speaker 1: Showtime is here. No time to fear.
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  Speaker 2: Corral is so near because Showtime is here. So on
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  Speaker 2: the one that you need to know.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we are back. $ 90 for a fill-up. Rachel
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  Speaker 3: in the chat room, girl, I know you're going to
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  Speaker 3: want one of these fermenters. I'm going to get you
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  Speaker 3: a 20% off coupon because I know you're going to
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  Speaker 3: want one of these things. I know you are. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: that's one of the records we're talking about today. In September,
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  Speaker 3: fossil fuel was the most expensive it has ever been
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  Speaker 3: in the history of fossil fuel since we've used oil.
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  Speaker 3: It was the most expensive to the consumer that it
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  Speaker 3: has ever been. Remember, in Iran, gas is $ 0. 05 a gallon.
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  Speaker 3: Just remember that. Here, $ 5.
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  Speaker 4: 50.
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  Speaker 3: In the U.K., gas is up to $ 12 to $ 13
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  Speaker 3: a gallon in the U.K., or higher, depending upon where
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  Speaker 3: you are. So September, the hottest month on record ever.
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  Speaker 3: The hottest September ever on record in history. Record broken. October,
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  Speaker 3: about to be the hottest October in history ever recorded.
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  Speaker 3: Gas prices, the highest they have ever been in the
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  Speaker 3: history of gas prices. So here I am wanting to
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  Speaker 3: spend $ 140 to go see Diana Ross. So I've seen
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  Speaker 3: her 10 times, by the way, not like I haven't
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  Speaker 3: seen her. And I almost didn't want to go because
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  Speaker 3: I almost thought she's going to be great, but she's
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  Speaker 3: not going to be her because she's 82. So she's
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  Speaker 3: not going to be running around the stage and running
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  Speaker 3: through the audience. And, you know, do I really want
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  Speaker 3: to go? But I did want to go. So $ 90
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  Speaker 3: for groceries.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Another $ 90 for gas supplies. That's $ 180 for gas and groceries. Remember,
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  Speaker 3: I live off under five grand a month. So that's
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  Speaker 3: 180 bucks right there. Now I've been putting off buying tea.
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  Speaker 3: I buy tea every five months, four to five months,
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  Speaker 3: maybe six months sometimes. And I buy one pound each
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  Speaker 3: of six different kinds. So I can have a different
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  Speaker 3: kind of tea every morning. On the seventh day, I
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  Speaker 3: repeat one of my favorites, which is called chocolate hazelnut tea,
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  Speaker 3: black tea with chocolate and hazelnut in it. Tea, because
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  Speaker 3: of petroleum prices, fertilizer prices, tariffs, because we don't grow
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  Speaker 3: tea in the United States that much, tea at Harney Teas,
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  Speaker 3: H-A-R-N-E-Y Teas, which is a decent tea, is now $ 30
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  Speaker 3: to $ 35 a pound. Now, I'll go without many things
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  Speaker 3: in my life. I won't go without tea.
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  Speaker 5: I won't.
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  Speaker 3: Tea was so important during the war that the Britons,
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  Speaker 3: the Brits, hid it all over London to make sure
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't disrupted to the troops because they knew how
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  Speaker 3: that would sink morale. So I will do without a
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  Speaker 3: lot of stuff. I'll do without the maid, but I
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  Speaker 3: ain't doing without tea. The tea, with tax and everything else, $ 206, 000.
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  Speaker 3: So for tea, gas, and groceries, $ 380. And it really
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  Speaker 3: came down to, do you want tea or do you
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  Speaker 3: want to go see Diana Ross? That's really what it
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  Speaker 3: came down to. And Steve didn't understand. He was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: just put it on your charge card or whatever. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: you still got to pay it. Now, I bring this
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  Speaker 3: up not because, oh, poor Corelli couldn't go see Diana
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  Speaker 3: Ross or any of that. No, I bring it up
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  Speaker 3: because I know in all of your lives, I don't
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  Speaker 3: care how rich you are. A lot of you make
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  Speaker 3: over 100K that listen to me because you live in
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  Speaker 3: the Bay Area. You're still feeling it. Everybody is feeling it.
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  Speaker 3: And we have no leadership in Washington, D.C. All they
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  Speaker 3: are doing, and it's not working. They're going to be
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  Speaker 3: slaughtered in the midterms, thank God, because they're telling us
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  Speaker 3: up is down. They're saying the economy is great. You're
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  Speaker 3: only paying a little more. Oil is cheaper than under
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  Speaker 3: Joe Biden. They're liars. Okay, they're liars. And it's not
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  Speaker 3: sinking in. America knows the truth. We don't have a
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  Speaker 3: president talking to companies and saying, you're war profiteering. We
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  Speaker 3: are at war in Iran. Call it what you will,
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  Speaker 3: it's a war. Just like it's a genocide. Oh, we
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  Speaker 3: got all the fights I got into over the weekend
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  Speaker 3: about that. But we're at war. And the oil companies
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  Speaker 3: are making on average $ 30 billion a day in profit.
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  Speaker 3: That should be illegal. But Trump won't make it illegal.
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  Speaker 3: Diesel fuel. We should do whatever we can to get
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  Speaker 3: that back down to like three or four bucks a
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  Speaker 3: gallon so we can get food to the store and
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  Speaker 3: not make it cost a fortune. He's not. He's not.
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  Speaker 3: He is not. And his administration is not. Oh, they're
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  Speaker 3: going to send you a $ 500 check if you have Obamacare. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: and if they win, they're going to send you $ 5, 000. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 3: I would rather they fix the fucking economy. And that
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  Speaker 3: starts with stopping the unjust and illegal war he is
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  Speaker 3: raging in Iran at the behest of Benjamin Netanyahu, an
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  Speaker 3: indicted war criminal who is committing genocide in the Middle East.
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  Speaker 3: No matter what you say, boy fucking George. When did
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  Speaker 3: boy George become such a fucking moron? I used to
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  Speaker 3: idolize that guy. I did. I used to idolize him.
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  Speaker 3: And now he is so pro-Israel, and Israel can do
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  Speaker 3: no wrong. Did you hear the Epstein tangent here? But
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  Speaker 3: it just came across my news feed. I have to
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  Speaker 3: research the story, but some Epstein whistleblower was just like
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  Speaker 3: found dead or blew up or something. Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 3: an accident, just like Jeffrey Epstein's death. So we are
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  Speaker 3: all suffering. That's another record broken. Groceries at an all-time high. Heat, heat,
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  Speaker 3: in other words, the actual temperature of our land at
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  Speaker 3: a record-breaking high. Fuel prices at record-breaking highs. Rents, record-breaking highs. Housing,
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  Speaker 3: The prices for housing, look, I need the prices to
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  Speaker 3: stay robust so I don't lose money. But in Long Beach,
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  Speaker 3: I get a lot of their realtor stuff. There was
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  Speaker 3: a really cute loft that I wouldn't have mind living in.
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  Speaker 3: It was on Temple, which we used to call the ghetto,
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  Speaker 3: but whatever. Two bedroom loft, $ 795, 000 with an $ 1, 100 a
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  Speaker 3: month HOA. To live in the ghetto of Long Beach,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, are you fucking kidding me? So real
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  Speaker 3: estate prices. There's a one-bedroom Craftsman in Long Beach. One-bedroom Craftsman.
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  Speaker 3: Looks like a Frank Lloyd Wright house. Started at $ 999.
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  Speaker 3: Not making that up. A million dollars on 3rd and Jimeno.
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  Speaker 3: A one-bedroom, one-bath, no garage Craftsman home. Started at a million.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's down to $ 910. That house should be no
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  Speaker 3: more than $ 499. My friend David's trying to sell real
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  Speaker 3: estate in Florida. Guess what? Florida was just named the
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  Speaker 3: hardest market in the country to try to sell real
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  Speaker 3: estate in. That market's going to crash. All markets are
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  Speaker 3: going to crash. We're heading for a real estate crash.
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  Speaker 3: We're heading for an economic crash. This is unsustainable. You
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  Speaker 3: and I can't keep paying what we're paying. The average
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  Speaker 3: credit card debt the first two years under Donald Trump
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  Speaker 3: has gone from $ 4, 000 when Biden was in to $ 16, 000
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  Speaker 3: under Trump. We're going backwards. Most of us are going backwards.
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  Speaker 3: And the administration is doing nothing, and we're setting new
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  Speaker 3: records every day. Oil companies, they're breaking records. They're setting
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  Speaker 3: record profits. Grocery companies, record profits. Record, just let that
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  Speaker 3: sink in when you're in the grocery store, that the
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  Speaker 3: billionaire that owns the store you're in is making more
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  Speaker 3: money than ever. That ain't right. But we don't have
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  Speaker 3: an administration that will do anything about it. So we
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  Speaker 3: are breaking record after record, and none of them are
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  Speaker 3: in our favor at all, at all. We had the
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  Speaker 3: most mass shootings of any weekend over this weekend. The
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  Speaker 3: horrible one in Georgia, 35 people shot at a graduation
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  Speaker 3: party in Georgia. Here in Las Vegas, we had four
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  Speaker 3: shootings this weekend, four. Friday night at First Friday and
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  Speaker 3: three more after that. So the busiest weekend, another record broken,
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  Speaker 3: not a good one. So America is going backwards because
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  Speaker 3: Americans are going backwards. Meanwhile, Vanity Fair interviewed Sam Altman.
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  Speaker 3: I watched the interview. We're fucked. They have to self-regulate,
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  Speaker 3: and he admits they're probably not going to. He admitted it.
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  Speaker 3: Or as he said, I'm probably going to make decisions
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  Speaker 3: that are going to upset some people, but it has
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  Speaker 3: to be made for technological advancement. We are literally putting...
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  Speaker 3: The future of humanity, and I'm not being dramatic here. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a queen, but you know what I mean. We
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  Speaker 3: are putting the future of humanity in Sam Altman's hands.
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  Speaker 3: His 30-something billionaire, greedy, nerdy hands. That's where our fate lies.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. We're breaking the wrong records, people.
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  Speaker 3: We're going the wrong direction. So I stayed home last night.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't go see Diana Ross. I wanted to, but
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  Speaker 3: with a $ 90 fill-up, $ 200 for tea, $ 90 for produce
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  Speaker 3: at the grocery store, bills that are due. It was
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  Speaker 3: the first. Had to pay bills like you did. Credit
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  Speaker 3: card debt. You know, I read there's a new phenomenon
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  Speaker 3: on TikTok. It's called debt talk. DEBT talk. Time Magazine
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  Speaker 3: did a story, or no, New York Times. People are
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  Speaker 3: going on TikTok and telling everybody how much they're in debt,
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  Speaker 3: and then every day posting what they're doing to get
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  Speaker 3: out of debt. And because so many people are watching
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  Speaker 3: their videos, their social media is actually getting them out
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  Speaker 3: of debt. But there's so many people with enormous debt,
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  Speaker 3: like me. Most of them are saying they're 40, 50,
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  Speaker 3: or $ 60, 000 in debt, which is exactly what I am.
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  Speaker 3: I am $ 63, 000 in debt with my second mortgage and
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  Speaker 3: my credit cards. People on TikTok, I could show you
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  Speaker 3: person after person, 20,000 credit card debt, 30,000 credit card debt, 50,000
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  Speaker 3: second mortgage. And they're posting every day. Some of them
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  Speaker 3: have sold their homes. They're living in vans. They've bought RVs,
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  Speaker 3: all to cut their monthly expenses because they're trying to
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  Speaker 3: get out of debt. That's America? To where you have
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  Speaker 3: to go on TikTok? TikTok? and relies on views of
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  Speaker 3: your videos to try to pay down your debt because
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  Speaker 3: there's no other way you can do it. There's no
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  Speaker 3: job you could get. There's no income you could generate
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  Speaker 3: any other way. That's where we're at. Debt talk. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Just a giant wow. All right, I'm going to check
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  Speaker 3: the chat room. Rachel says, good morning. She wants me
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  Speaker 3: to teach her three bean salad. I will. Granny took
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  Speaker 3: back a bag of apples when some were rotten. Good
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  Speaker 3: for you. But remember, one bad apple. Oh, yeah. It
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  Speaker 3: is hot in the East Bay in Sacramento. You all
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  Speaker 3: are going to be breaking records. Big records. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's what's going on. I have to tell you. You know,
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  Speaker 3: can we just have a fun show today instead of
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  Speaker 3: like topic, topic, topic, topic, topic, topic, topic? Do I
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  Speaker 3: have your permission to just have... Because, you know, one
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  Speaker 3: of the things I did... I ain't making this up.
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  Speaker 3: For some reason... Okay, so my parents, my mom and dad,
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  Speaker 3: were born, my dad was born in New Hampshire, notice
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  Speaker 3: how I say it, and my mom was born in
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  Speaker 3: North Adams, Massachusetts, okay? And growing up, I always heard
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  Speaker 3: stories of North Adams, Springfield, Worcester, you know, all these
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  Speaker 3: places right near Boston. I always heard these stories. stories,
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  Speaker 3: you know? And I thought to myself, well, let me
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  Speaker 3: just look. Let me just look at the houses in
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  Speaker 3: these areas. And I don't know what I would do
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  Speaker 3: in Springfield, Massachusetts. I truly don't. But I thought, well,
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  Speaker 3: let me just see how much houses are there. Because
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  Speaker 3: after all, you know, I'm paying, you know, I'd like
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  Speaker 3: to move. You know, I would. I'd like to move.
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  Speaker 3: But I still don't know where. You're like, where in
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  Speaker 3: the world should Chucky be? And so I thought to myself, hmm,
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  Speaker 3: let me figure out where I want to move. And
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  Speaker 3: so I've just been looking around, you know, just looking around.
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  Speaker 3: And I want to show you something before we go
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: to break. Look at that house. Look at it. That
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: is a four-bedroom historic house built in the 1800s in Springfield, Massachusetts.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Look at that. Just look at it. I mean, isn't
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: that something? It sits on a lot of property. Look
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: at it. How much? Oh, well, the price is showing.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I was going to make you guess. This house is $ 395, 000. Okay?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: That's affordable. And guess what? It's got enough bedrooms that
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: I could host a little vegan Airbnb kind of thing.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: And with the money I made from that, I could
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: pay for that home. And I thought, wow, wow, wow.
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• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Way You have to be proud with hatred.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Hey everyone, it's Carell. You know, Pride Month was rough
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: this year. We had a lot of hate heaped upon
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: us from Trump, from MAGA, and from other governments around
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: the world. And if you are a trans person, you
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: are really going through a particular type of hell right now.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: That's why when I was thinking of my next single
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: in June, I sat down and I wrote, you have
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: to be proud. You have to be proud with anger
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: so loud streaming everywhere. Keep fighting, keep singing, keep dancing.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: We're going to win. So here's this house in Springfield, Massachusetts,
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: just 90 minutes from Boston on a bus or train.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Just three and a half hours from P-Town, Gay Mecca,
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: and just about five to six hours if you take
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: a train from New York City or about a one-hour
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: flight from New York City. And I was looking at it,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: and I was dreaming, dreaming of a vegan B &
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: B and everything. Now, I don't know what my life
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: would be like out there, and Springfield is very cold
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: in January, February, March, with feet and feet of snow,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: but I would leave, obviously. But it's where my family's from.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: My family's from that whole region. And I don't know
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: if it's productive to dream about things like that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Because am I going to sell everything and move to Springfield, Massachusetts?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Probably not. Is Massachusetts the best state in the United
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: States for gays and lesbians? It is. Number one. Has
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: more protections than any other state. Would my life be
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: totally alone?
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I know nobody out there. Nobody. Like nobody. Nobody. And
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: no one would come with me, so it would be lonely.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: And they have good medical care, but the state-of-the-art medical
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: care is over in Worcester or in Boston. So I
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have access to the state-of-the-art stuff that I have
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: right here. Would it ever be 100 plus? No. No,
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: it wouldn't. I can't, you know, we just talked about
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: how hot it is because a lot of you are
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: on the West Coast and you're experiencing record-breaking heat, another
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: record that we're breaking. That's what this whole show is about,
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: records that we're breaking. And we just, we sort of
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: say that and then we just kind of move on. Okay,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: so the records are being broken, so it's hot. Okay,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: so what? My friend Steve has gotten very dismissive of
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: me of late. I'll mention this and he'll just go,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I don't care about the weather. How can you not
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: care that the environment you live in is becoming inhospitable
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: to life? Because I'll tell you right now, outside right now,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: it's 85 degrees. It ain't but 10 something in the morning.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: When we walked this morning, it was already in the 70s.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: I can't take it. And I don't mean to like,
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: but it's been this way since May. Since May. Since May.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: It hasn't gone below 80 at night and has been
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: above 100 during the day. May, June, July, August, September, October.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Six months now? The summers when I moved to Las
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Vegas were three months of unbearable. June, July, August. That
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: was it. For nine years that I've lived here. June, July,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I've lived here, well, late 2017. So seven, eight,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: eight years. So for eight years, right? Nine, almost nine. No,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: we're in 2026. Oh yeah, nine. So for the nine years,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: eight summers that I've lived here, there were three months
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: that were terrible, June, July, August. Now May is terrible. September,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: October is terrible. It's weighing on me and it weighs
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: on you and it affects our health. It affects our well-being.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: It affects everything in our life. And we act like
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: climate change is not starting to really be a huge
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: part of our life every day because we're not doing
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: anything about it. They're not building any differently here in
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas at all. They're not limiting the amount of
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: people coming here because we have no water and it's
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: heating up. They're pouring more concrete by the day that's
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: making this the fastest warming city in the country. We're
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: fucking idiots. San Francisco, some of the places don't have
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: air conditioning. It's going to be 100 today. People are
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: going to die. We act like that's all just acceptable.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: And that's the whole problem. We're breaking all of these
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: records and we're acting like it's just totally acceptable. Well,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: that's fine. It's fine that oil is the hottest it's
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: ever been or the most expensive it's ever been. It's
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: fine that September was the hottest month it has ever,
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: ever been. That's fine.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: It don't matter.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: It's fine. It's not fine. Okay? Okay? It's not okay.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: My air conditioner just turned on. Look, I'm sweating. I'm
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: sweating because it is 78 degrees in my house because
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: my Nest thermostat let it get up to 78. I
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: just turned it to 75. None of this is okay.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: And Trump is not okay. What is he doing while
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: we're suffering? Well, yesterday he posted 14 images online. himself
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: as a watercolor, him next to Z saying Trump is
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: getting younger. Oh, he posted a lot. And then he
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: did a speech where he attacked not vegans, but vegans.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Why does that man hate vegans? We're doing the right thing.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: We're healthier than he is. Is that it? Because we're
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: healthier than he is? Is that why he hates us?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Because he hates us. And if you don't think that
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: trickles down, all of the stuff for being a vegan
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: is getting harder. Why? Because of Donald Trump. Because he
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: has now vilified it. So MAGA has vilified it. So
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: restaurants are afraid to say they're vegan. They're afraid to
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: have vegan options on their menu. They're afraid they're going
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: to come under attack from MAGA. Because Donald Trump wants
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: to spend a half hour talking about vegans and how
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: all they eat is a head of lettuce all day.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Fuck Donald Trump. I just, I look at what's happening
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: the last few days and I think, you know, we're
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: headed in the total wrong direction. And I don't know
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: that the Democrats in the midterms can right the ship.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Do you? Are you confident that Democrats are going to
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: be able to right this ship? I think the Titanic,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: I think we're on it. And the Democrats might help
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: us get into the lifeboats. But I think the ship
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: is sinking. I really do. I look around in America.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: For instance, take being online. Yesterday, I saw a video
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: of a little kid that went to a neighborhood book
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: thing and found a book that he really wanted. And
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: he got it and he ran back across the street
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: and just screamed in joy as he ran across the street.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: And everyone said, look how happy he is to have
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: this book. We should all be happy and joyous. And
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: I said, this is really great. But also there are libraries,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: you know, and only 20% of you are using them.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: So maybe he should utilize a library. I have been
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: under attack online since I posted that. How dare I
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: suggest that this kid using a local little library thing
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: in front of someone's house actually go to a library?
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: One poster said, well, what if there's no library near
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: his house? I said, well, I used to take the
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: bus in Long Beach for 30 minutes to get to
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: the library. Well, here in France, they charge for libraries. Well,
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: we're not in France, huh? They attack me. They're still
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: attacking me at this moment for simply suggesting that the boy,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: if he's so excited about reading, go to a library. Oh, well,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: they don't get to keep the library books. You can
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: actually buy books at a library. You can.
• 30:27
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• 31:18
  Speaker 3: very personal to me. And the video now is very
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: touching to me. I cried the first time. Well, I
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: cry all the time. But I cried the first time
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: I saw it. We all have somebody, whether it's someone
• 31:29
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• 31:44
  Speaker 3: All right, we are back. America's breaking all the wrong records. Boy,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: you know, customer service is also, with AI, customer service
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: has become a frigging nightmare. So last Monday, I went
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: on to Cox Communications, now Spectrum, because they merged. No
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: one asked if I wanted to stay with Spectrum, be
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: a Spectrum customer, whatever. Cox just sold me to Spectrum.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: And I was paying 120 bucks a month and I
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: only had one gigabyte speed and 1.7 gigabytes of data.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: That's not enough when you were uploading a show and
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: everything every day. So I was trying to lower my
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: bill but get more speed. So they had a plan,
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: two gigabyte speed and unlimited data. I'm like, that's what
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I need. And it was only 100 bucks. And I thought,
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, okay, that's cheaper. That's 240 bucks a
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: year cheaper. So I clicked, let's upgrade. Said, no, I've
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: got my own modem. Let's upgrade. I had to call
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: every day for four days to try to get this
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: upgrade to go through. And then it wouldn't work with
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: my modem. And then they said it was my modem's fault.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Then they canceled it on their end without even asking me.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: I went through my phone and added up. I spent
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: eight hours and 41 minutes on the phone with Spectrum,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: and every single person that helped me did something wrong.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: And I had to go through an enormous AI, press this,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: press this, press that, press that, are you sure I
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: can't help you, blah, blah, blah, to get to them.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Six times they tried to transfer my call and they
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: hung up and it hung up and I had to
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: start all over again. And yet with every call, they
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: wanted to sell me a free cell phone for a
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: year with, oh, we'll give you a free cell phone
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: for a year, but they can't even connect a call. Finally,
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: one lady figured it all out on Friday or Thursday, Friday.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: And she said, you got to bring the modem we
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: sent you back to the store because it's tied to
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: a different work order and I can't transfer the modem.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: And they'll give you a new modem and that'll work
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: and all your problems will be solved. And Amazon said,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: we'll take the other modem back even though it says
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: it's supposed to work. We'll take that back. I'm like, okay.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I get to the Spectrum store. There's an hour and
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: 15 minute wait. I was ready after eight hours and
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: 40 minutes on the phone to just throw that fucking
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: modem at them and say, I'm done with you. I
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: would rather use, I'd rather not have internet. Finally, I
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: got home, got their modem installed. And guess what? I
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: still had my old one. I hooked it up. It
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: worked perfectly. So they canceled my order initially because they
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: said my equipment was incompatible. It's not. It worked perfectly.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: But I'll use their free modem and refund this one
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: at Amazon just because I owe my Amazon credit card
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: $ 288 and the refund of this modem is $ 249. So
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: I'm really just going to use Spectrum's modem to pay
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: off my Amazon credit card. It was the worst customer
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: service I have ever received and the worst customer experience
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: I've ever had. Countless people on the phone who could
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: not help and always had a reason. And this notion
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: in today's age that they couldn't transfer the modem I
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: had in my possession to the new work order. Oh no,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: that has to be done at the store. The notion.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: It was the worst week. And then when I get
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: their modem and I bring it home, I have 32
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Hue light bulbs. I have six Sonos speakers. I have
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: 53 things attached to Wi-Fi. iPads, telephones, light bulbs, Amazon Echo,
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: all of it. 53 devices and everyone had to have
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: the network changed. Sonos didn't want to cooperate. I had
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: to get them on the phone. It took an hour
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: and a half to get my music back. The Amazon
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Echoes didn't want to cooperate. It took two hours to
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: get them back online. All because they wouldn't let me
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: use the modem that I had, which would work perfectly.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: It was the worst. It was the absolute worst. I
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: can't even tell you. It made me want dialogue. I
• 36:35
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• 36:37
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  Speaker 3: You have to be.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Proud with hatred.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Hey everyone, it's Carell, and I want to invite you
• 37:04
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• 37:07
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  Speaker 3: Go stream it, go march to it, go wave your
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: rainbow flags and piss off MAGA to it. Do whatever
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: you need to do to remind yourself and others, we
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: are stronger than ever, and they can't have our pride.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: You have to be strong.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Showtime is here. No time to fear.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Corral is so near because Showtime is here. So on
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: with the show. Let's give it a go. Corral is
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: the one that you need to know.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: So, I asked ChatGPT to compile and compare and contrast
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: internet expenses at 2 gigabytes, if other countries offer that speed,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: how much it would be in other countries for the
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: exact same internet I have here. And what it basically
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: told me is that I need to get some lube
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: because I'm being raped on a daily basis by Spectrum.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: So.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: And we also did all of the bills, mobile phone, power, streaming,
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: and how much that totals. So my internet cost $ 100
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: a month. My phone cost $ 45. My Alight bill on
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: average is $ 110 a month because the winter months are
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: like $ 50 and the summer months are like $ 200. So
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: on average, it's $ 110. My streaming is $ 55 a month.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: That's how much I spend in various services for a
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: total of of $ 310 a month, okay? Ireland, the internet,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: it's the same price, $ 101 for the same speed. The
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: mobile phone, $ 14, not $ 45. Power, same price, basically. Streaming,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: same price. And the total for Ireland, $ 306 instead of $ 310.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: So their bills are about the same. Canada, Internet was
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: more expensive for two gigs, $ 112. Mobile phone in Canada, $ 28. Power, $ 37.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Not $ 110. Streaming stays the same for everything because they
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: charge what they charge. And that total for Canada for
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: the same services I have here, $ 232. So almost $ 100 cheaper. Mexico,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Two gigabyte internet, $ 56, not $ 100, $ 56. Mexico telephone service, $ 17,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: not $ 45. Power, $ 33, not $ 110. Total expenses in Mexico,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: $ 160 versus $ 310 here. Uruguay. Internet, the same price. Mobile phone, $ 41. Power, $ 70,
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: so it's $ 281. Great Britain, internet, $ 45 for two gigabyte speeds. $ 45.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: $ 55 cheaper than Spectrum in London. Mobile phone, $ 30. Power, $ 110.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: So in the UK, my $ 310 a month becomes $ 241
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: a month. Panama, $ 54 for internet, $ 30 for mobile phone,
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: $ 53 for power, making the total in Panama $ 192 instead
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: of $ 310. Bangkok, Thailand, 3 gigabyte internet, 3 gigabyte, $ 30
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: a month. unlimited data. Mobile phone in Bangkok, $ 18 a month.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Power in Bangkok, $ 30 a month. Total living expenses in Bangkok,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: $ 139 for the exact same $ 310 service I spend here
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: in the United States. Now, there are some differences. Uruguay
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: uses a one gigabyte example. Panama uses 1.5. Bangkok has
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: the highest. So there's some difference. But for the most part,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: it's almost the exact same service. And in four out
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: of seven countries, it's cheaper than the United States. Considerably
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: cheaper than the United States. You know, isn't that something?
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Isn't that something? So yeah, I've been looking around. I've
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: been looking around. I've been looking around. By the way,
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: still no results from Eric Elo at the Razz Room
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: or Feinstein's at the Nico. He sent me three emails
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: the day we talked about him, including a date, January 30th,
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: which I sent him back and said, yes, let's do it. Yes,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: let's do it. No email back. in my Eric Elo
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: watch for a San Francisco show. So I've been looking
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: at other states. I've been looking at other countries. I just,
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: because like you, I just, I can't keep on the
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: way that I'm living. I cannot, I can't. I'm just
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: going backwards. And even if I upped my income a
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: thousand or two a month, which would be great, that
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: would just get me to break even. You now have
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: to make $ 75, 000 just to survive in America. I just
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: read that in three different publications. $ 75, 000 is what it
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: takes to be poor in America. And that means to
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: pay your mortgage, to pay your cell phone bill, and
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: to be able to take one vacation. I haven't taken
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: a vacation in years.
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: Years.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Years. I couldn't even go see Diana Ross last night
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: because it was $ 140. I mean, I could have. I
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: have $ 148, 000 available in credit. That's how much credit I
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: have available. I have a total of $ 165, 000 available in credit,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: and I'm using 20 of it. I could charge up
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: every credit card, take that $ 140, 000 and put it somewhere
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: and then file bankruptcy. I've thought about it. I have.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Thought about it. If I had the money, I'd go
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: to Springfield, Massachusetts this month. A, it's beautiful. It's the fall.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: And B, I want to look at it. It's where
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: my parents are from. I'd also go to North Adams,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: where my mom was born. And I'd go over to Boston,
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: one of the birthplaces of democracy. But for a week.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I'd love to go to that area for a week.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: I would. I'd love that. That would be so much fun.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: And I'd like to see if maybe I could live there.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I want cooler temperatures. I want a
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: place with more water. I want a place that's gay-friendly
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: and a big gay community. That's Massachusetts. But I don't
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: have four or five grand to take a trip. I mean,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: it would probably be about three grand, maybe four. Airfare, hotel,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: rental cars. If I had that, if I had four
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: grand right now, this moment, next week, the shows would
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: be done from Massachusetts. I'd go look at that house.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I'd go see if I could launch a vegan B
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: & B in it. I mean, change it up.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: Why not?
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: You know, there's a room in it for a studio.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I checked. There's a full office, 15 by 20. That's
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: a studio. So yeah, no, I'd There's other houses in Springfield,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: multifamily homes, three bedrooms on top, two bedrooms down below,
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: where I could rent the one up top and live
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: down below and have my mortgage paid for by the
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: people that live up top. I couldn't do that in California.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I couldn't do that in Oregon. I couldn't do that
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: in Washington. I couldn't do it in Texas because they're
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: just too expensive. I couldn't do it in Puerto Vallarta.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Condos now in Puerto Vallarta are $ 300, 000, $ 400, 000 because of
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Americans going down there and driving up the prices. Uruguay,
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I couldn't do it there because their prices are $ 250, 000
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: to $ 300, 000 now for a house or a condo because
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: people are moving there. Everyone says Malta, Malta. I know
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: nothing about Malta. I know nothing. I know it's an island.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: That's all I know. And I know it's very gay-friendly,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: but that's it. That's all I know. People keep saying,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: you should check out Malta. You should check out Malta. Like,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: I could just bip off to Malta.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: All right. Well, we've talked about broken records, meaning the
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: hottest September in history, the hottest October in history, the
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: highest gas prices in history, the highest grocery prices in history.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Now we've got Russia letting loose the plague, not making
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: this up. The World Health Organization is looking into the
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: fact that someone died in a Russian laboratory of the plague,
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: which means it might have escaped the plague. The plague.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine? In 2026, we are talking about the plague. And,
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: you know, we don't have anything to combat that over here. Yep,
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: dozens quarantined after research at Russian plague laboratory dies of
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: unknown infection. I think we know the infection he died of. Okay,
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: heat peaks in Las Vegas through midweek. Yep, isn't that something?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: SUV runs over pedestrian after fall near Las Vegas Strip. Yep,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: that happens every day. New Supreme Court term begins today
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: with a climate change case seeking to hold energy companies accountable.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: They'll lose. Supreme Court appears skeptical of energy companies in
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: climate case. So we know that the oil companies have
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: known for decades what they are doing to the climate.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: We know this. We've seen their reports. They knew 40
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: years ago what they were doing to the climate. And
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: they did nothing. In fact, they ramped up instead of
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: ramped down. And now we can't sue them for the
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: damage being done to us because the Supreme Court will
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: protect them. I am so sick of the Supreme Court.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: I am so sick of it. And another headline, a
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Trump-sized shadow looms over the Supreme Court's new terms. Yep. Yep. Yep.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: What else? CBS confirms whatever. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: There's so many headlines I read like, who cares? Surging
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: treasury yields don't signal a U.S. fiscal apocalypse yet. Yet.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Meaning that CNBC knows there is an upcoming fiscal apocalypse.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Rhode Island ranks one of the safest states in America. U.S., Denmark,
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: and Greenland reach a security deal. Sam Artman says artificial
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: filmed outside his house and he waved at Andrew Garfield.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: He didn't walk like me. I felt it was some
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: weird caricature. That's what he's worried about? He's worried about
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: how Andrew Garfield appears as him instead of the fact
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: he's creating technology to destroy the world?
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Okay. Samuel Alito warns of concerted effort to intimidate the
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Supreme Court. Well, it's worked. It's worked. Good Lord. These headlines.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, really?
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, another record, Tom Cruise had his worst opening of
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: any of his films ever with this new film, Digger,
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: which is about a giant corporatist who doesn't care about
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: the planet and decides to drill, drill, drill and destroys
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: the planet. I could probably make more money in a
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: movie opening it, but I think it made like $ 4
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: million or $ 8 million on the opening. Anne Hathaway had
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: another number one opening with Verity. So another record broken,
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Tom Cruise. has broken his own record for the lowest
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: opening of any film that he's ever been in. So
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: many records. So many records being broken this weekend. Yeah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Tom Cruise faces major box office disappointment. Yeah, I mean,
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: he's crying all the way to the bank. You know, really, boo, boo, boo. Meanwhile,
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Donald Trump takes aims at Vegans, rants about the aspirin
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: that he takes. He ranted about that. They told me
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: I should take the 81, but I take the big one.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: It thins the hell out of your blood. He went on.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: People left. There's video of his crowd leaving because he
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: was just babbling on, babble, babble, babble, babble, babble, singling
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: out some woman in the audience, calling her a housewife,
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: and who knows what she did. But he was just babble, babble, babble, babble, babble, babble, babble.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: He's mentally, and now he wants to tear down Kennedy
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Center because they wouldn't put his name on it. He
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: posted five images yesterday of a building that was not
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: the Kennedy Center, all broken and dilapidated, saying it's time
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: for it to go. He wants to tear it down
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: because a judge said he couldn't have his name on it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: That's how petty this orange diaper wearing felon is. He
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: wants to tear down a monument to President John F. Kennedy,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: a performing arts center, because they won't put his name
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: on it. That's something. That, you know, that is, he's really,
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: really ill. You know, I mean, really. He's mentally ill.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Obviously has dementia. It's just, it's sad. And what's sad
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: is we allow him to be our leader. The leader
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: of the, quote, free world has dementia, craps his pants,
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: and spends his days posting AI images of himself. If
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: you had told me 10 years, at this point, I'd
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: welcome Ronald Reagan. I can't, am I going to be
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: struck by lightning? I'm the person that played Ding Dong,
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: The Witch is Dead, Ronald Reagan died. At this point,
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: I would be happy to welcome him back to the
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: White House. I would go work for him at this point.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: That's how bad Donald Trump is. I'd welcome George W.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Bush back to the White House at this.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: Point.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, both of them, they're all war criminals. I
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: think every Republican president is a war criminal. Meanwhile, he's
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: posting that Obama is worse than Nixon. Oh yeah, he
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: said that.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Patriot!
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Now remember, the word is F-U-N-K, funk, honey. Do you
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: wanna funk?
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: Do you wanna funk?
• 53:14
  Speaker 9: Do you, do you, do you? Do you, do you,
• 53:19
  Speaker 9: do you? Do you, do you, do you?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's Carell. Go stream Do You Wanna Funk? My
• 53:28
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• 53:32
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• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Now it's showtime.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: All right, we are back. It is The Carell Show
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: on Monday, August 5th, the first Monday of October, the
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: day that the Supreme Court is back in session. Congress
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: is gone until November 3rd, by the way. They're gone
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: until the midterms. They're not in session because, you know,
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: they only work 100 plus days a year. And, you know,
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Mitch McConnell's glad for that because he's back in his crypt.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: If ever there was a crypt keeper, oh, my God,
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: the That's just, Dennis Hastert died today. The one that
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: was embroiled in controversy and had to resign. Well, they're
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: all about controversy, right? Which, what controversy, Carell? You know, truly. So, yeah,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: I decided to make kimchi. That's what I did. You know, kimchi. Kimchi, honey.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: That's what I want. There's this guy on social media,
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: he does OnlyFans, and now he's opened up to guys
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: and gals doing them both. He's now making $ 50, 000 a
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: month because he's young, cute, and doing porn. And it
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: makes me feel inadequate. You know, $ 50, 000 a month doing porn.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's the only place there's money, right? Porn,
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: that's the only place there's money. That's it. You got
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: to do porn. You know, so maybe I should. Although
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: no one would want to see that, you know, no
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: one would want to see that. Oh, God, Pete Wicks. Oh, no,
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Pete Wicks. I don't know who he is, but he's cute.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: And he said, in the past year, I've lost both
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: of my dogs, Eric and Peggy. They were 10 and 13.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: So to those who feel they need an explanation of
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: where Eric is, please stop. He was my soul dog.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: He was my best friend. I shouldn't have to explain
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: my pain. Poor Pete. I don't know who this guy is,
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: but he's really hot. He's a reality TV star. Two
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: dogs in one year. I can't even. Ember's on day
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: seven of her 10-day course of Clavamox for a UTI.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: I hope it's helping. She's right next to me asleep.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I hope it's helping. All right, let me check the
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: chat room before we go. They're opening the Nixon Watergate
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: scandal because they say he was attacked by the deep state. Oh,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: that just, yeah.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'd be a hit on OnlyFans, right? Yeah,
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: if someone wants to see some fat old guy Well,
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I weigh 209 right now, down from 222. Without Zepound,
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: it's still sitting over at the pharmacy. I almost broke
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: down and got it. I was close. Because I thought, well,
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: it'll help with a lot of things. It'll help with
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: your aorta. It'll slow down your transit time in your gut.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe you'll poop less every day. Because as a vegan,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: I poop a lot, like five times. It's like, you know,
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: because of all the fiber. You know, so I thought
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: it'll help a lot with a lot of things. And
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: you'll lose weight. And that's the biggest health problem you
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: have right now is your weight. But then I stood
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: on the scale this morning and I was 209. And
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I thought, well, you're down from 222. You've lost, you know,
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: pretty much 13 pounds. Keep it up. Keep it up.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: You know, I totally got the yogurt thing down. I
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: got it down. Oh, my God. 32 ounces of soy
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: milk that has at least 12 grams of protein per cup.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: So that's Eden Joy. You can buy it Eden Joy
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: or you make your own. And then one yogurt starter
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: package and two tablespoons of sugar. Heat the milk to 110,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: put in the yogurt starter, put it in your Ferment
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Pro at 110 for seven hours, and you have the best, creamiest,
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: most beautiful soy yogurt you've ever wanted in your life.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Sprinkle some vanilla syrup on top or some maple syrup
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: and throw in some fruit, and there it is, about
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: 150 calories per eight ounces. I have been eating it
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: like a pig. I love it. I missed yogurt so much.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: I missed it because I wouldn't buy it. It was
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: too expensive. And the store-bought just seems filled with chemicals.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: So now that I have this Ferment Pro, oh my God.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: It'll make regular yogurt, by the way. It'll make dairy yogurt.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: That's what it's designed for. So yeah. So that's what
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I've been doing, making yogurt, making kimchi, cooking. Oh, I
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: made cabbage soup yesterday. Oh my God. Kitchen sink cabbage soup.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I threw everything in that pot. I threw cabbage and
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: carrots and onions. I threw celery. I threw zucchini. I
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: threw pinto beans. I threw tofu. I threw, of course,
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: the cabbage. Oh, my God, just stuff. Just a huge pot.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: And I had to buy mason jars from Walmart, which
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: were only $ 10 for 12 jars. And I filled them.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: I filled nine of the 12 with soup. That's how
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: much soup I made, 260 ounces of soup. Because I
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: make a lot of soup and then I freeze it
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: and every week I have it for dinner. Every night
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: for dinner, I have soup and fruit. That's what I have. Soup, fruit,
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: maybe a little bread. And that's it. That's what I have.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Lunch is my big thing. Lunch is my big variety,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: my big thing. But dinner, soup and fruit and a
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: little bit of bread. That's what I have. All right.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: We're almost out of here for the day. What are
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: you guys talking about? I just got the Pfizer COVID shot. Well,
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: good for you. I can't. I want to. I really
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: want to, but I can't because of what happened when
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I got the shingle shot. And then the immunologist said, well,
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: you should be able to. Should. Not you can't. You
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: should be able to. Well, the last reaction to a
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: vaccine put me in the hospital for three days. And
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: they're saying, and Ember. Ember now knows what it's like
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: to be in a hospital. She's been in a hospital
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: three times with me. ICU twice for my AFib, which
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: still scares me that it's just going to go out
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: of rhythm at any moment. And then the shingles vaccine
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: and the meningitis and all of that. So I want
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: to take the COVID, I do. And I want to
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: take the flu, I do. But they're like, well, it
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: should be okay. Should be. Unless you can say you
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: ain't going to get a reaction, then not interested. I
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: don't want no reaction, child. All right. I hate that
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I have to take these off and on, but I
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: like myself on camera better without them. But I need
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: them to read because I'm old. You know? I don't
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: know what I got, but I had a severe reaction. Headache, pain, rash, swelling. Oh, dear.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Oh. Ugh. Ugh.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Ugh.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: We're out of here for the day. This week, there
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: will be a Scott Jacobson from This Gay Week. He's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: back in Kiev from the front lines, so he'll be
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: on on Thursday. I don't know what's going to happen
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: on Tuesday and Wednesday. Who can say? One of them
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: will probably be cooking. My kimchi's done on Wednesday, so...
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: If I can edit the video, you'll have it Wednesday. Otherwise,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: it'll be next Monday. My yogurt, kimchi, ferment video. And
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: we're going to have the Inventor on. I am Corral.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Be who you want to be. It's not going to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: hurt anybody. We'll be back tomorrow. Stay safe. Try not
• 1:01:11
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• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: not to go broke. Stay home. Stay home. It's expensive enough.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: You don't even have to leave to spend money. Ain't
• 1:01:23
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• 1:01:25
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• 1:01:29
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• 1:01:42
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• 1:01:47
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