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My Coffee Setup & Am I In Trouble With NASCAR Now? | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Tuesday morning, everybody.
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  A crack in the window is the light in the sky, Ozzy Osbourne
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  song No More Tears. But there's this country western
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  girl, Avery Anna, and she's covering it.
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  She's singing the song and everybody's got raved reviews
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  and it's good 'cause she plays the damn guitar herself.
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  She all country. Doesn't it make you happy when
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  you see a good old country western girl just rock the hell
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  out of a good rock'n'roll song? Avery, Anna, A crack in the
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  window is a light in the sky. All right, Herman, where the
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  hell you at? All right, we've got this raging
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  debate. How much coffee is in my coffee
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  cup? Now I want to explain something
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  to everybody. All right, look here.
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  Here we go. All right, here's my coffee mug
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  area. OK?
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  There's the original. There's the original.
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  There's the original up there. I'm going to show you something.
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  That's the one I made. That's the original look.
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  And of course, I'm a bad mother. OK, You see the difference in
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  the coffee mugs? Small one.
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  OK, this one here is about a 10 oz and the coffee is going to be
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  filled right up to there. I want the bigger one because I
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  want my 10 oz to go to right there.
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  OK, now remember I'm a bad mother.
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  All right, we got all types of stuff up there looking together.
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  Yep, that's hey, what's yours that Royal Caribbean.
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  We're going on a cruise, my buddy Cano ready mix.
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  All right now, where am I going with this?
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  Where am I? Where am I going with this?
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  Everybody's always trying to get me like I'm like Herman's a
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  mystery. He only got half a cup of
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  coffee. I done told you I done told you
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  the the great thing about the coffee with Kenny is they're
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  they're nice, they're big, they're big coffee cups.
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  So we're going to set it right in here.
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  There you go. There's my coffee.
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  Everybody's always been wanting to know.
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  Oh yeah, baby, look at there. So I go with Nantucket medium
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  roast. OK, we're going to stick it
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  right in here. Now this says 8 oz 10 oz.
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  I pushed 10 oz. OK, now if you were to press 10
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  oz, it would fill that whole damn thing up.
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  Hey, when this goes on YouTube, Charlie, do you got to cover
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  that up? Am I making it difficult on you?
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  So anyway, a normal coffee cup. A normal coffee cup is too
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  small. That's why.
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  And there it is. How much do you think that baby
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  would go for? I'll bet the original, the
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  original Sunoco coffee cup, that thing might go further, $1
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  million. So anyway, she's filling up.
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  OK, Today's subject, today's subject.
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  I think you all are thinking wrong about me.
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  Not all of you. You know, I'm, I'm always
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  looking for content. So I picked that one person,
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  just one person that talks about me.
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  And because it makes for a good show.
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  I heard somebody the other day, they said, Herman, you always
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  say everybody hates you. I said, well, it's just easier,
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  you know? And I do know that all of you
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  love me. I truly do that somebody said,
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  Herman, not somebody I don't know who it was.
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  Somebody at that peebly racetrack.
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  They said, Herman, you got way more people that love you than
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  don't like you. So we always talk about the one
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  part, you know, it's like, OK, here we go.
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  Hold on, hold on. OK, so it's ready.
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  Right? There we are.
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  There we are. There's my one dose.
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  That's that. That's the stuff you take when
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  you get old like me. That's healthy heart.
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  And then my B12. So anyway, OK, there it is.
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  You. You do know that this Creamer
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  will kill you? Oh, yeah.
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  Hey, you do know that if you drink too much beer to kill you.
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  So right there, that's it. Just a dash, just a dash between
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  your cheek and gums. Don't you love it when people
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  tell you how everything's going to kill you?
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  Hey, that guts going to kill you.
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  It's like, gosh, I'm going to die, so let me get my hand
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  around this thing, right? OK, so when people say to me
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  that, oh, you guys want to see my refrigerator here, let's look
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  at it. Look here.
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  Wallace on the Wallace on the damn Internet showing his
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  refrigerator. That guy's all centered.
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  He's goofy. There it is.
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  That's a orange juice. OK, that's orange juice.
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  What the Hell's Kim doing here? Butter.
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  She getting ready for she getting ready for Thanksgiving.
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  OK, this is the bad section. This is not my section.
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  This is not my section. Oh, how about there?
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  There they are. You freeze them.
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  The legendary Etman Donuts. Oh my God, Our family used to
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  eat the hell out of them. I am a sucker for banana
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  popsicles, though. I'm a sucker for cornrows and
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  pedicured toes, Nelly. Oh, you can find me in Saint
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  Louis Way. So getting back to the people
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  that are giving me, I think there was one guy, one guy said
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  he goes Herman. He said I love you like a
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  family. But you know that video you made
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  last night talking about maybe it's time for NASCAR to sell,
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  That's going to do you in. I grabbed my cigarette.
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  I went like this. I grabbed my cigarette up.
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  Listen up here, you dumb mother. I don't work for nobody.
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  I work for me. Kenny Wallace Media.
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  Jeff Gordon made me famous, you know, ever since Jeff Gordon.
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  You know, here's what's funny about that.
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  I told Jeff. We texted back and forth.
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  I always love it when if you can get this far, if you can make it
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  to 7 minutes, that's where the good stuffs at.
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  I took me and Jeff Gordon to text him back for us.
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  I said, Jeff, I said I never laughed so hard.
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  I said you said Kenny Wallace and media in the biggest press
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  conference of the year. Anyway, he he was very nice to
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  me and we I was trying to get him on the Kenny conversation
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  and he's doing his deal. I'm doing my deal.
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  But anyway, getting back to the I see I lose my train of
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  thought. Hold on.
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  That reminds me of when I. That reminds me of when I Hey,
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  bottles, don't that hurt your arm.
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  Listen here, you dumb mother. Oh, yeah.
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  That, that's the, that's the phrase.
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  That's the phrase of. I might have a T-shirt like
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  that. Listen here, you dumb mother.
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  That's because of that. The NASCAR emails coming up.
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  You know all the NASCAR emails. Everybody's a dumb mother
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  anyway, that guy, said Wallace. You know, this one last video is
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  going to do you in. I'm like, oh really?
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  Who the do I work for? Just remember that everybody.
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  Just remember that I'm a lover. I'm not a fighter.
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  And all I talk about is what they're talking about.
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  Now you know about my coffee mug.
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  Now you know what my refrigerator looks like.
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  Now you know that me and Jeff Gordon talked about after him
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  making me famous on the biggest press conference of the year.
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  Hey, Wallace, 10 oz coffee. It's only half filled up.
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  It gives us old people time to spill.
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  Hey, Wallace, you wiggle that coffee cup around too much,
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  there's no coffee in it. Bite me.