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Where Does He Get Those Demonic Toys? · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hi, everybody. I'm Tony Todd.
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  Speaker 2: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 2: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
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  Speaker 2: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
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  Speaker 2: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
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  Speaker 2: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
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  Speaker 2: from that do not feature Misty, and will probably be
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  Speaker 2: far less offensive.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: With that having been said, on with the show.
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  Speaker 4: It's showtime.
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  Speaker 4: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 4: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 4: the bastion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 3: A.K.A. our dirty ass kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: Must you always out your own bastion.
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  Speaker 3: I can't tell if it's lettuce from your tacos or
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  Speaker 3: lettuce from tacos from days ago.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have lettuce.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I thought it was ours. You had Taco Bell,
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  Speaker 3: so I couldn't quite tell.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have lettuce, though. Mine were rolled chicken tacos,
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  Speaker 4: and they had given us.
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  Speaker 3: It could have been... It looks awful fresh. It could be, like,
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  Speaker 3: rogue lettuce.
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  Speaker 4: That you just carried in from the street. You're always
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  Speaker 4: being jumped by rogue lettuce.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying it might have, like, snuck into your Taco
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  Speaker 3: Bell bag. Like, incident, like, in there.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. You're trying to blame me, but I think you
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  Speaker 4: just have.
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  Speaker 7: Pick it up.
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  Speaker 3: Is it crunchy?
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  Speaker 4: I think you just have bits of lettuce falling off
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  Speaker 4: you at all times.
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  Speaker 3: I take that back. It could be cabbage.
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  Speaker 4: That is definitely not mine, because me and cabbage, that
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  Speaker 4: don't happen.
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  Speaker 3: The boyfriend, he loves his cabbage. Just big chunks of it.
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  Speaker 3: He just cuts it into quarters and just eats it.
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  Speaker 4: That's craziness.
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  Speaker 8: I know.
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  Speaker 3: He's so weird. I love him.
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  Speaker 7: Craziness.
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  Speaker 4: Those things are green. Doesn't he know that?
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  Speaker 7: Leafy.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell?
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  Speaker 3: I eat greens, but it's usually in Skittle form.
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  Speaker 4: There you go. See, I'm like, ollie thinks that are
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  Speaker 4: green jello they make green.
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  Speaker 3: Jello i want to retract that statement because i'm still
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  Speaker 3: pissed at skittles and they're green not original flavor fuck
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  Speaker 3: you guys don't slap original on there when you change
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  Speaker 3: one of the flavors don't try to trick me green
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  Speaker 3: apple is not original and it has.
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  Speaker 4: It used to be lime used.
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  Speaker 3: To be lime which lime although not my favorite went
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  Speaker 3: well with the lemon.
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  Speaker 4: Lemon and lime it's kind of a sprite thing And
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  Speaker 4: now it's just green apple.
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  Speaker 3: Green apple doesn't go well with any of those other flavors.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was going to say. I don't have
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  Speaker 4: a problem with green apple. I even like green apple
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  Speaker 4: flavored candies. I think I claimed a green apple dum-dum recently.
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  Speaker 3: I spent years getting the proper measurements and matches and
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  Speaker 3: pairings of which Skittles would taste the best together.
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  Speaker 4: That's my thing. I don't see that working with most
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  Speaker 4: of the other Skittle flavors.
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  Speaker 3: It does not.
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  Speaker 4: If you've got the right dynamic, that's one thing. But
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  Speaker 4: maybe the cherry.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: The rest of them.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, this has been like a years on. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: they've been doing this for years now. And I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if they just figured I would notice. Like, we're
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  Speaker 3: just going to slap original on there. But one of
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  Speaker 3: them's not really original anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe they're just messing with you.
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  Speaker 8: Fuckers.
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  Speaker 4: Just trying to see if you're paying attention.
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  Speaker 3: I'm paying attention and I am not liking what I'm seeing.
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  Speaker 3: Although I never liked the green ones anyway. So like
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  Speaker 3: all during like one summer, like I would buy like
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  Speaker 3: the big bags, like the huge bags of Skittles. And
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  Speaker 3: I would save all the green ones because this girl
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  Speaker 3: that I was friends with, her name was Katie. She
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  Speaker 3: liked the green ones and I hated the green ones.
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  Speaker 3: So like all summer I would buy like these huge
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  Speaker 3: bags of Skittles and I would eat all of them
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  Speaker 3: except for the green ones. So when school started back up,
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  Speaker 3: I gave her like this huge Ziploc bag full of
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  Speaker 3: green Skittles.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did that. Some weirdo that I worked with
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  Speaker 4: had a thing, I think just for the red ones,
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  Speaker 4: but like was really upset that like they couldn't get,
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  Speaker 4: like they couldn't just go and buy a bag of
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  Speaker 4: red ones.
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  Speaker 3: Because the red ones, I usually eat them in order.
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  Speaker 3: There's an order I eat them in when I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: You're so crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not crazy. The green ones usually go first. They're
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  Speaker 3: my least favorite. Then the yellow ones, then the purple ones,
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  Speaker 3: then the orange ones, then the red ones.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy town.
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  Speaker 3: No, I said at least when the green ones were lime,
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  Speaker 3: I could kind of mix them up with the yellow ones.
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  Speaker 3: And it didn't matter so much. They weren't quite so segregated.
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  Speaker 3: But now that it's like, no, specifically green ones, yellow ones,
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  Speaker 3: purple ones. These purple ones are not like anything purple flavored.
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  Speaker 4: Purple is a good flavor.
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  Speaker 3: Not when it comes to candy. Jolly Rangers are the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Anything grape flavored is horrible.
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  Speaker 4: Grape drink. You need your grape drink. Oh, man. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: You just ain't living right.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently not.
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  Speaker 4: So, how's it going?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even get on this conversation of Skittles this time.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. You're a crackhead that eats lots of candy.
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  Speaker 7: I do.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that's the problem. I just ate some more candy.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we're at a very monumental point in history.
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  Speaker 4: Just had a really big thing go down.
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  Speaker 3: The monster cereal election.
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  Speaker 4: The monster cereal election.
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  Speaker 3: My candidate won.
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  Speaker 7: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that's how we process.
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  Speaker 7: Things on this show.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't figure that one out because I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 3: it was rigged. Because I voted for Count Chocula every
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  Speaker 3: goddamn day.
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  Speaker 4: It's rigged.
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  Speaker 2: It's rigged.
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  Speaker 3: I vote up for Count Dracula every day, yet somehow
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  Speaker 3: Indiana still stayed a blueberry state. And I have not
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  Speaker 3: figured that one out for the life of me. Because honestly,
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  Speaker 3: the past couple years, blueberry has gone down in quality
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  Speaker 3: and flavor.
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  Speaker 4: It just doesn't stand for what it used to.
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  Speaker 7: It does not.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's like, a boyfriend who usually eats blueberry until
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  Speaker 3: he poops blue did not eat even one box this year.
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  Speaker 3: And I bought at least one box somewhere, and he
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  Speaker 3: didn't do that. accidentally bought two boxes of Frankenberry when
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  Speaker 3: I went to buy two boxes of Count Choco and
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, I was so upset.
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  Speaker 4: You should be.
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  Speaker 3: Because they were on clearance and I'm like, ooh, I
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  Speaker 3: bought the box and I'm like, because they're in this
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  Speaker 3: bag right here.
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  Speaker 4: See, I didn't stock up this year because I realized
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  Speaker 4: I think I still had a box from last year.
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  Speaker 3: You got to see this wall.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. Well, that's why I looked and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I looked at the back of the
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  Speaker 4: shelf where I'd crammed a bunch of stuff last year
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  Speaker 4: when I was moving foods and extra crap in my
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  Speaker 4: moving process.
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  Speaker 3: There's still some yummy mummy over here.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there should be. It's no fruit burp, but, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: That might have made it to the cabinet.
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  Speaker 4: But, yeah, I was like, I think there's still a
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  Speaker 4: sealed box that I bought last year when I was
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  Speaker 4: hoarding of my cereals and I hadn't gotten around to it.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, maybe I'll just back off this
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  Speaker 4: year and not stock up quite so much on my
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  Speaker 4: monster cereals, which sounds like crazy talk, but.
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  Speaker 3: This one only expired last year.
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  Speaker 4: There you go. Let's eat it right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's still sealed.
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  Speaker 4: For your safety and protection.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 3: I got some up in that cabinet, too, that might
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  Speaker 3: be sealed still. From 1978.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't even born yet. So other than that earth shattering.
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  Speaker 3: Who did you vote for?
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  Speaker 4: Count Chocula?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you like Boo-Berry.
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  Speaker 4: I've always been go-to Count Chocula.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I like.
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  Speaker 4: Frankenberry, I think... Maybe it's just a knee-jerk reaction as
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  Speaker 4: a kid. I was like, that's pink. I can't eat that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm okay with that.
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  Speaker 4: And then later I came around, like when I re-embraced
• 7:35
  Speaker 4: it and they kept bringing him back out at Halloween,
• 7:36
  Speaker 4: I was like, all right, this is all right. It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: And I like Frankenstein. So I'm like, the visual of
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  Speaker 4: him is very cool. But yeah, normally if I'm just
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  Speaker 4: stocking up, it's like two out of three times will
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  Speaker 4: be Count Chocula. Every once in a while, I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I've got to throw in a blueberry to mix things
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  Speaker 4: up a little bit. But yeah, Frankenberry is always pretty
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  Speaker 4: far behind on my normal cereal consumption schedule.
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  Speaker 3: I was rather disappointed in the boxes this year, I guess,
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: because they were going with the election thing, which is
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  Speaker 3: just kind of boring. I was hoping for more of
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  Speaker 3: the classic art. I like the classic art better.
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  Speaker 4: They did that already, though.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but they just knew it at the time.
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  Speaker 4: Again, I'm partial to the classic art, so they could
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  Speaker 4: do that every year, but you know how they are.
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  Speaker 4: They want to mix things up. They want to get
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  Speaker 4: new and weird and try to get attention. So, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe I live in a Boo-Berry state.
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  Speaker 4: Not Franken-Berry?
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  Speaker 3: No, a Boo-Berry. Or a Blue State.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 8:24
  Speaker 4: What was my side?
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you were in Count Chocula. Count Chocula
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  Speaker 3: won like 40 states or something.
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  Speaker 4: As it should.
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  Speaker 3: I voted every day and I never won a fucking
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  Speaker 3: shirt either.
• 8:36
  Speaker 4: Just go and buy one.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 4: It was just Franken-Berry. I think I got the Count Chocula,
• 8:40
  Speaker 4: but I wanted just the artwork. I wanted one that
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: was just the artwork.
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, I want to eat your cereal.
• 8:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got that one. Because I'm a dork. But, yeah,
• 8:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know. The artwork's awesome.
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: I was pretty excited. But then I was like, they
• 8:53
  Speaker 3: left Boo Berry out? How are you going to have
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  Speaker 3: two of the three?
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: That's kind of what I thought.
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: I can understand leaving out Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy.
• 8:59
  Speaker 4: I would wear a Fruit Brute shirt. I can tell
• 9:01
  Speaker 4: you that.
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  Speaker 3: I would too.
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: I'd be all over that.
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  Speaker 3: But seriously, it's like, how are you just going to
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: have two of the three? I understand having just one even,
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 9:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, again, Count Chagula is probably the most recognizable,
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  Speaker 4: so I could see just going with him. But, yeah,
• 9:14
  Speaker 4: why do two of the three?
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  Speaker 3: And it not be Boo-Berry, you know.
• 9:19
  Speaker 4: Again, I would think Boo-Berry would almost get the second, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the second one over Franken-Berry.
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  Speaker 3: It's so weird.
• 9:26
  Speaker 4: It's a weird world we live in.
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  Speaker 3: Is it rigged?
• 9:28
  Speaker 4: Everything's rigged.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently. I almost wore my Count Chocula shirt today, but
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: I figured you'd be wearing yours or something, so I
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: wore my Beats and Butthead shirt instead.
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: Classy, as always.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, nachos rule. I've gotten more comments on this
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: shirt than probably almost any other shirt that I've owned.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: I go out and I go, oh, I like your shirt.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: I got it from a young, not even teen girl
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: at Kroger. She's like, oh, I like your shirt. I'm like,
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: Do you even know who this is?
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: Probably not. That's weird looking drawings of unattractive people.
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: At least the heavily tattooed guy that we ran into
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: at the gas station on the way to New York's like,
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: I like your shirt. I'm like, I'm pretty sure he
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: at least knows if he gets it.
• 10:09
  Speaker 7: Probably.
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: How recent is the shirt? Or is it like an
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: old school finder?
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a re... This is like a fucking.
• 10:15
  Speaker 4: Old kind of... I mean, they remake everything.
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: I bought this shirt at a fucking Old Navy.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: On clearance.
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  Speaker 4: The world we have come to now.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: But I do have some original.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: That's... I mean, I can't make fun because I've bought several...
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: They made a bunch of horror shirts that have been
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: kind of awesome. And I've seen... Specifically, like, people making t-shirts,
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: because we're friends with lots of dorks and artists, and
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: they make t-shirts. The shirt is so comfortable. They were
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: really upset about the fact that, like, Old Navy and
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: all these other, like, big stores were kind of jumping
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: on the bandwagon and knocking out, like, you know, horror shirts.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: But I'm like.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: And they're cheap.
• 10:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but.
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: Well, not even that. Actually, the ones at Old Navy
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: weren't even cheap in their original run.
• 10:51
  Speaker 8: I paid $ 6.
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: It was on clearance.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: But... Which is my favorite of all things.
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: But some of them were really good artwork. And it
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: was different artwork than I hadn't seen before. And I'm like,
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: you know, I can't fault them if they make a
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: cool shirt. They made a cool shirt. So that's the
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: world we live in.
• 11:07
  Speaker 7: Fair market.
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: You gotta compete. They made a cool shirt. You better
• 11:10
  Speaker 4: make a cooler shirt.
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: I was upset that where I bought my Count Chocula shirt,
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: they had a Beavis and Butthead shirt that I would
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: have bought, but it wasn't small. I'm a fat kid.
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: Ain't no small gonna fit on me.
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  Speaker 4: I think I was looking. They didn't have the Franken-Marian
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: the right size either. It's upsetting.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: Anyways, how's it going?
• 11:26
  Speaker 4: Alright, how's it going?
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: I went on an adventure.
• 11:31
  Speaker 4: Is this your road trip and adventure?
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: Should we not discuss my road trip and adventure?
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: It is horror-ific. We're very horror-oriented most of the time
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: on this show.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: Most of the things I do, whether intentional or not,
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: are horror-related.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: You're just kind of creepy.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: I am pretty creepy. And dead, apparently, according to Facebook.
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: According to Facebook. Which I was like, well, if you
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: read it on Facebook, it's true.
• 11:51
  Speaker 7: I know, right?
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: Sucks for you that you're dead.
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: What a surprise for me. I was like, holy shit,
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: I'm dead. Didn't even realize it. I loved it. I
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: just got off work. I was checking the traffic cameras.
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: I wonder if anybody famous died. Letter Cohen, me.
• 12:05
  Speaker 7: Hey, wait, me?
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get on Facebook and it's like, was it
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: Memoriam or some shit like that?
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: You'll notice nobody put anything on your wall.
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: Nobody cared.
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: They were like, ugh, her, finally.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: I would read it, but it's in the other room.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm going to, because you're going to hear
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: the bullshit that came out.
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: She may be falling down right now. She probably fell
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: down already.
• 12:33
  Speaker 9: I did.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Where's my, my memoriam? Remembering Misty. Should I leave my,
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: people probably know my last name.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: If you're not following us on Facebook, actually just follow
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: that Brian Meltdown person. That's all you need to.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: Remembering Misty Bradley. We hope people who love Misty will
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: find comfort in the things others share to remember and
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: celebrate her life. I'm like, bullshit. Ain't nobody celebrating nothing.
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: I didn't leave any touching messages.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: Nobody did.
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, I can't leave her stuff.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: Nobody's going to want my shit.
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: I was thinking that lately. Not to take a real-world turn,
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: but I was telling you I went to a memorial
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: service recently. Those are always so cheerful. Well, this was
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: the first time I'd ever seen this, though. They chose
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: to take a whole bunch of... I mean, he was
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: a geek. He was my age, and we liked a
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: lot of the same crap over the years. So it's
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: like they took a lot of his stuff and put
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: it on the table. And at first I thought it
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: was just sort of like, okay, here's... Here's a representation of,
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: you know, a lot of things that he loved, kind
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: of thing. But then, like, they kept going, and if you,
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: just anything you want over there, just take it. And
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you're giving away your shit?
• 13:41
  Speaker 7: I'm like, wait a minute.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: So did you score anything?
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about this. It was
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: kind of creeping me out a little bit. Like, as
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: much as I like stuff.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: I'd have been like, free shit!
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: You would have been, like, scraping your arm across the
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: table into a plastic tub and loading up and carrying
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: shit out to the car. We're like, but we haven't
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: even started the service yet.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Service, service.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was weird.
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: And then.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: Not trying to make light of the situation.
• 14:05
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm leaving out the specifics of it. There's a
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: handful of people that may have known this person, but no,
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: he was awesome, but that was the thing. It was like,
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: we liked all the same stuff. So then I started
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: playing that game of like, okay, I'm going to kick
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: off any day now, probably. So I'm just like, well, what?
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: What kind of crap would they put on the table
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: for me? Because I think about the amount of stuff
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: I had.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: That NXS shirt makes it on the fucking table.
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: I told you. I'm burying myself in that. Just so
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: that you can have it. I'm just wearing it around
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: whenever I think I'm going to die. I'm like, I
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: think today's the day. I'm going to cram myself into
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: this 100-year-old concert tee.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: No, because then they'll have to cut it off on you.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: They'll ruin the damn thing. It's not mint anymore. Nobody
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: will enjoy it. Oh, fuckers.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Vintage.
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: So, yeah.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: I've had that problem myself, because not having any kids,
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: I'm like, who am I going to leave all my
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: shit to? Then I'm like, oh wait, my sister had
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: four kids. Somebody's getting something.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: I thought the plan was, whichever kicks off first, the
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: other one gets all the crap. Because you keep trying
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: to claim all my stuff.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I know, but you won't fucking let me have it.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: I just assume. Well, I think that's what it was.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, as I sit there having that, I
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: was like.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: There's something else I claim too. Hold on, let me think.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Don't you have Vincent Price's autograph?
• 15:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Dibs.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: All right. As long as I'm not here to claim
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: it anymore. Well, that's the other thing. I think about that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, where is it at so that I know where
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: to go find it?
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not telling.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a treasure hunt.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: You don't even want to know what you're going to
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: come across along the way.
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: I paid a lot to have that imported from Japan. Anyway,
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: but the weird thing was then I was like, yeah,
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: my stuff is so oddly specific to me and my
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: own geek taste that I'm like, who the hell else
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: is going to want anything on the table? It'll all
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: just sit on the table until Misty shows up, assuming
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: you bother to come. And I'm just like, at that point,
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: I'm just like, yeah, nobody's going to want anything I
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: have except Misty. Maybe Jay a few things if they're
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: old school toys and whatnot. But for the most part,
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: just probably you will be like, I want that and
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: that and that. Because we share a brain and we
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: have the same dumb things that we like. But everyone
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: else in the world would be like, what is this
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: pile of crap and why is it on this table?
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I thought that was... Interesting, and I spent
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: most of the time trying to decide that no one
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: would want anything on my table except for you.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. All the stuff.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: And I've thought about that over the years.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: And then boyfriend would be like, what the hell are
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: you going to do with all this stuff? And I'm like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: we're going to move your shit over.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: We're going to add on to the back of the
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: house so we can put all of Brian's crap back there.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: We are thinking about extending the back.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Just to put more crap. You've got a lot of crap.
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: No shit.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Because whenever we're out somewhere, I'm like, that's awesome.
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: I need it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 10: Werewolf.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I don't have anywhere to put it. I have to
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: be an adult and make a responsible decision to not
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: buy something because I can't put it anywhere.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: You're not going to adult.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I know. It's so hard sometimes.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: You're adulting wrong all the time.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I do. It's the worst. I had candy for breakfast
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: the other day.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: That seems fine to me.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Actually, that's the definition of being an adult. You get
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: to have candy.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Having the freedom to make stupid decisions. I was trying
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: to think of that today because somebody I'm always around
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: is complaining because they're like, are an adult, and they're
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: always like, what am I gonna make for dinner? And
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: I have to make dinner, and I have to, and
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: I'm like, just don't? How about that? Because I'm perpetually
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: 12 years old, so I'm just like, pizza with pixie
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: sticks on it? I don't know, this is how I live.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: There's no taco pizza. I would just have Count Chocula
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: for dinner every night if it were just up to me,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: which most of my life it has been. This is
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: why I'm going to die soon, and you're gonna get
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: all my crap. No, Facebook didn't say you're dead. Well,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I haven't looked at mine yet. posted
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: the new episode today so it probably just says that
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: you gotta.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Actually look at your page because it might not because
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: apparently it was showing everybody like people who go to
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: your page it was telling them that you died and
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: i'm like oh it's horrible maybe it's just.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: A fake out to remember to appreciate the people that
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: you care about.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: On facebook i heard that some virus that if you
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: actually clicked on like the.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Link they actually died oh we should start writing this
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: movie there's probably already one in japan Reboot the fear.com.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: That movie was awful, and I love Stephen Dorff.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Dorff.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Fear.com.com. What a Dorff. That movie was a train wreck. No,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't. There's no memoriam on yours. I keep looking
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: at your profile picture thinking, why does he have Bo
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Duke on there?
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the yellow-haired Luke Skywalker. He was more Bo Dukey.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: I had to look and make sure. I'm like, that's
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: not the same shirt that the Bo Duke action figure wears.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, why is Bo Duke? It doesn't make any sense.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, we've had Bo Duke on the show. At
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: one point, I probably did have him as a profile picture.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I love Bo Duke.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: So have you watched anything lately?
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: I have not watched shit. Actually, I've been trying to
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: get caught up on American Horror Story, the Roanoke edition.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: That's not even a word.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: You know Roanoke? Everybody knows Roanoke and Croatoan and all
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: that bullshit. I knew what Roanoke is.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, only because maybe you told me.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Probably.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was one of those, then you told me,
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, I know what that is.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It's the whole historic, there was a village and it disappeared.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Dead peoples and whatnot.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: No dead people. They never found the people. They probably had,
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: but there was this whole legend that the whole- Mysteriously.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Not dead because they're gone people.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Mysteriously not where they were supposed to be and the
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: word Croatoan carved into the tree or some shit like that.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: anyways so the next the season the current i'm not
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: i'm still two episodes behind so i'm not currently caught
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: up and i'm just like it's just a clusterfuck of
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: like i mean most of the seasons of american horror
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: story are just a conglomeration of like oh we're not
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: gonna be fitting this season which works sometimes because asylum
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: i don't even care asylum is one of the best
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: seasons of anything asylum is awesome so is the one
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: that had crazy head emma roberts in it but not
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: freak show because that one was kind of lame uh
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: the one with the witches coven coven coven is awesome
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: coven is wonderful but uh anyone back Back to Asylum.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Asylum was just a clusterfuck. They had fucking aliens. They
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: had Nazi doctors. They had serial killers. They had Asylum.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: It just seems like they're grasping at straws. Grasping at
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: horror straws.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: But it was entertaining. You get to this one and
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: it's just like they got, it's like Blair Witch and
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: there's some cannibals. There's redneck cannibals who grow drugs out
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: in the woods.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Just a normal Tuesday night.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: They're filming a... It's like watching one of those shows
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: where they're like.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I don't watch those shows. Like ghost shows where they're
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: talking about my haunted story or some shit like that.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: This whole thing's been kind of hard to watch because
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: it has the characters telling their stories and then they
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: have the reenactors.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: So it's bad reality television only it's not even reality television.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: It's being fake reality television which is already fake on
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: top of it. Oh my God. The universe is.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Going to implode.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: That's before it crosses over into after... their story ends,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: the person who produces the show decides to get everybody together,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: the original people and the actors who played them back
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: in the house where all this takes place.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Can you guys hear my eye rolling? Probably. It was
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: pretty hardcore.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: So, yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Like I said, I'm still two episodes behind.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: How much Lady Gaga is in this one? A little bit.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: She was in the first part of the section where
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: she is the witch... In the woods or some shit.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: And she's all dirty and grubby and all nasty.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's still one of her- So again, a
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: normal Tuesday night.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I was going to say one of her more tamer looks.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: But yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Again, half the cast has been like, I think there
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: are only a few that have been in every season.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Did you hear her new project? I heard it on
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: the way over here.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Which one was it?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Again, at least this, she's creepy. Horror stuff makes sense.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: supposedly now she's remaking no she's remaking a star is
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: born with herself as the take your pick i guess
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: the last version was barbara streisand so it's like her
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: and bradley cooper i think i could.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Never get on the bradley cooper train i just don't
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: get it he's i like him i mean he seems
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: nice enough i just don't get it everybody's like oh
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: he's the dreamiest i'm like He's just a.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Dude, but he's a good actor, so he's been in
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: some cool stuff.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: People are like, what are you thinking?
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're weird. I know. I have that way with
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: a lot of people.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, I'm just, I can't stop watching it now
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: because I feel like I've invested way too much time.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I've only got like three episodes to catch up on.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I think there's only 10 episodes in this season. I
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: think so far, I don't know if it's my least
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: favorite just because I hate Those type of shows, I
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: can't watch.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see, that would totally make me not want to
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: watch it. I don't like those shows anyway.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I'm trying. Like I said, Asylum and Coven kind of
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: give it a pass for a while. Because those are
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: so good. But like I said, there are certain actors
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: that have been in every season. And they all play
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: different characters. But like, I think Evan Peters? Like, he's
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: been in every season. Sarah Paulson? Is that right?
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: You tell me. I've seen zero seasons.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I think there are several people that
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: have been in like every season. There's probably more whose
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: names I'm probably forgetting. Lily Rabe.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Jessica Lange bailed at some point.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she wasn't in Hotel.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: I've had enough of this show.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Freak Show was her last season, I think, which
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: was still kind of lackluster for considering how fucking awesome
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: it should have been because it takes place in a
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: goddamn freak show. How do you borify fucking freak shows?
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: That's a sad, sorry, state of affairs.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe because I was so excited after Coven and Asylum. Because,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, Coven. You have to watch Coven because crazy
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: ass Emma Roberts. She's so ridiculously adorable and crazy. My God.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Well, then that's a nice lead in for what I've
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: seen lately.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Did you watch Nerve?
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I watched Nerve. Have you watched Nerve yet?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I've not watched Nerve.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: You should watch it. And, like, again, I'd heard pretty much.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I know she runs around in her underpants.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: She does. That's in the trailer, so we're not spoiling anything.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Does she have fits? Does she be a bitch? Because
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: she's a good bitch.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: No, she's not that character. Like, she's very opposite what
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: she usually ends up being cast kind of bitchy.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Because you never watched Scream Queens, have you?
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: I started that first episode or so and just got
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: sidetracked because all I do is edit. this show so
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: I barely get to finish a show but yeah she's
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: gotten a lot of bitchy roles lately but no this
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: is kind of the opposite she's like the good friend
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: and like she's the like very calm like boring friend
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: and her other friend's the party girl does she sing
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: at all no there is singing in a scene.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Cause you know she was on that one show right
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: no Oh, my God.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: The voice?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: No, like it was a show. She was a young girl.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: American Dreams?
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: No.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Star Trek?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: There was no singing in Star Trek except for Uhura.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Well, space singing.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going to remember it as soon as I look
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: it up. I'm going to look at it and be like, oh, yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: that show. But she sang a lot because that's what
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: she did.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: God damn it.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: No, it was a TV show. It was a TV show.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: It was just a cheesy reality show.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: This wasn't a reality show. This was like a Disney show, maybe.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: No.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Nickelodeon.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Unfabulous.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: See, I wasn't watching Nickelodeon much back at that point.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: I'm catching up, though. I've watched a lot of iCarly lately.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I have not watched iCarly in a long, long time.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: And none for Victorious.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: We did not wait in line to get her autograph.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: No, no, we didn't. No surprise she was at the
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: car show.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: But seriously, how long was that goddamn line?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: That was a long damn line. I'll tell you that much.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: That was too goddamn long for Victorious Chick.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: And speaking of which, yeah, she's, it's one of those, like,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: you watch this with shows and you're like, it's funny
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: how often, like, the name of the show, the person
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: who's the show is quote unquote centered around, is the
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: most boring person on the show. Because I watch that
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, why is she the star of this show?
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Why is she even a name? Not that she wasn't,
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: she was pretty damn good in that Rocky, I have
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: to say. She's a good Janet. But aside from that,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you watch her own show and I'm like,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: she's the least interesting person I've ever seen, maybe, ever. Like,
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: she's so boring. And just like, she's surrounded by dumb
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: caricatures of people, but at least they're interesting.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Is she Ted Mosby level of boring?
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of. That's another one of those that I'm like,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: I think it's time for a break. We'll be right
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: back after these messages.
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  Speaker 3: Fetish men.
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  Speaker 8: Black witchcraft as real as an African nightmare.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Ah!
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  Speaker 8: Academy Award-winning Joan Fontaine, star of some of the screen's
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: most memorable motion pictures, slants a new angle on the
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: story of the witches, the devil's own disciples.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Let me pass.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I've got to phone the police.
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: It's West Delset.
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  Speaker 11: He's dead.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: The witches, the devil's own.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: They live in the dark, superstitious jungles of Africa, Who
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: are the witches?
• 29:03
  Speaker 12: I saw it. It's a what?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: She stuck Linda's hand in the rollers and turned the handle.
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: What?
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: She put Linda's hand in the mangle. Starring Joan Fontaine
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: as the head teacher, target of the witches cunning in
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: two continents. This is the journalist with an inside knowledge
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: of witchcraft.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Witchcraft?
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: Somebody having a little dabble?
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think so.
• 29:31
  Speaker 8: It's a sex thing deep down, of course, mostly women
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: going for it. The rector without a church in a
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: village without hope.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Did Stefano tell you about me?
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: About my not being a priest?
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: The witches, the devil's own. Who are they? The witches know,
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: but witches don't talk.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: They could be dressed in the.
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: Skin of a butcher, disguised in the innocent garb.
• 29:56
  Speaker 13: Of old Mrs.
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: Rake. Who are the witches? They hypnotize the innocent, bedevil
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: the unsuspecting.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: We never talked about what we did. We talked about.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: You got sidetracked on your own story.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I did. I do that a lot. Alright, we're back
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: to where we were.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Do you need to tell your story first?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: For my birthday, what I've been wanting to do for
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: quite some time, I wanted to go to Salem. Because
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: all the witches and stuff.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Speaking of covens.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I know, right? I went there looking for Emma Roberts
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: and I didn't find her anywhere. Because I was going
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: to grab her up and put her in my pocket
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: and run!
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: That's probably a felony. But all right, go ahead.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Depends on what state you're in. But actually, it probably
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: doesn't matter what state you're in. It probably kind of
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: covers them all.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: There's a special subclause about Emma Roberts. It's okay, but
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: only if it's Emma Roberts. Yeah. Because she's so adorable.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: She is.
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, my.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Even when she's being a bitch, I'm just like, oh.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Like one of the episodes of Scream Queen where she's
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: blue because she's a smurf.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Not intentionally.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: She drank some stuff and it made her blue. And
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: she has this little fit where she stomps her little feet.
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: I'm like, oh.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Anyways we decided to go to that was my birthday
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: that our big vacation of the year we went to
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: salem because i wanted to go see the witches and
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: i was excited but uh i don't we was like
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: we could fly out there i'm like i started crying
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: you have a lot.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Of issues some of which involve planes.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Have very severe issues when it comes even even thinking
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: about getting on a plane i was bawling because i'm
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: like I've.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Seen Final Destination.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I know what happens.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Just assume you're in Final Destination like two or three.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: That's totally different types of deaths.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I know, but still, there's so many.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: You know Devin Salar, who was on one of those
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: weird kid shows the other day. I forgot he was
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: been doing stuff that long. I was like, why does
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: that weird kid look familiar? Oh, no, it was Little Giants.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Was on cable, and I was like, I forgot this
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: movie existed. And then the cool quarterback-looking kid came out,
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, why does that kid look familiar? Oh, shit,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: it's Devin Stone.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: We almost weren't going to be able to make it.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Because we were like, we didn't have to. Because boyfriend
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: quit his job, and then he hated that one, so
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: he went back to his original job. But he'd already
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: cashed out all his vacations. So it's like, he had
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: no vacation time left. And I'm like, but I want
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: to go to Salem. And again, I cried because I'm
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: a spoiled little brat.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: That seems to be the thing.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Right. But anyways, we went to Salem, but we made like,
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: first of all, I don't want to fly anyways. Cause
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to miss stuff. I'm going to miss stuff.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: You can't see roadside attractions from the air.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: You could see it, but it's like way far away.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: But, uh, got to squint real hard.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, we're doing this. What? Like an hour
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: detour from where we're going is where Rod Sterling's buried.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, You can't even see the face that I'm making.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: It's a fit of some sort.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: She's having a fit.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so yes, we went to where Rod Serling was buried.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Because that's like one of my favoritest things in the
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: world is like the Twilight Zone. You can't go wrong
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: with Rod Serling in the Twilight Zone.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: You just can't.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: So we stopped at Interlochen, Interlaken. I don't know what
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: it's called. It's this middle of fucking nowhere cemetery. I'm like, really, dude?
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Out here in the middle of nowhere? Maybe he had
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: a house out there?
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like the Twilight Zone.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Well, it's in between lakes. That's why it's called interlaking, interlocking, whatever.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: I'm saying it wrong. If you're there, you're going to
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: be pissed at me for saying the name of your
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: town wrong.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: All you people who listen from the Twilight Zone.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly. But it's in between two lakes. And it's
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: like a small little cemetery. And it's like, okay.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: There he is.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: And it's like. I was like, nothing around here. I
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: would expect more, but you saw the picture of his headstone.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: That's all it is. I mean, it's just like a headstone.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm still blown away that his
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: name's Rodman.
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I guess whenever I think Rod, I'm thinking Rodney or something.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: You don't think Rodman.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: I just thought he was Bertha's Rod.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't doubt it. But it was cold and wet,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: and so we didn't spend very much time there. But
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: then we went to Salem, because that was on the way.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: We did Salem-y things. Then on my birthday, we drove
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: up the coast, which wasn't very spooky. Unless you count
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Clam Shouter as spooky.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Clam Shouter.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Which I did have no part of, by the way.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: If any of you all are surprised at that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: I figured you would think it's creepy more than spooky.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: It was creepy. There was like, Actually, no boyfriend had
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: the seafood chowder. So there was even more things in there.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: I think there was tentacles. There was a tactic. There
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: was like scallops and lobster and clams and some other
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: sea life.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Monkey brains. Chilled monkey brains. Possibly.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: But then on the way back, because we did all
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: the coast on my birthday, and on the way back
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: we drove and we went through Binghamton, New York, which
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: is where Rod Serling grew up.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: You're stalking Rod.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I am, very much.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: You would be really creeped out if you weren't dating.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: We'd probably do an episode about it. But it's where, like,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: his hometown and, like, the house he grew up in,
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I think for most of his childhood, I think they
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: moved at some point to an apartment, but we didn't
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: go seek out the apartment. But it's where, like.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: He was knocked on some person's door. Hey, can we
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: come look around your apartment?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Well, he drove past the house where he grew up.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: We didn't stop the car. It's not, like, a monument or, like,
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: a museum or anything. There was no, like, plaque.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Somebody living there at this point?
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: It's just a random person.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: You're just hanging out in their backyard.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: No, we just drove by. Took some stalker pictures.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Kept going. But, uh.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: The school he went to was there. I guess the
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: department store that probably influenced the After Hours, which is
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: the one with the mannequins and the creepiness and all
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: that stuff.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: Creepy and the twilights.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: I know, right?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: And the park where he played in as a child.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: The episode Walking Distance is based off of this park.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: They have the bandstand and the carousel. I don't think
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: it was actually filmed in the park.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: He recreated it. To look just like that.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: But it's off season, so I'm walking around because the
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: carousel's in a building with really dirty, grubby, gross windows.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: So I'm trying to get pictures through these nasty-ass windows.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Do you not have your Windex on you? Clean up
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: the windows from both sides.
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: This was windows.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: I couldn't get the inside.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Let me in so I can clean your windows.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: So anyways, we're walking around. I'm trying my damnedest to
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: get pictures through these grubby-as-fuck windows. And as we're walking around,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: here comes... the uh landskeeper maybe like um the guy
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: who like takes like he's cleaning stuff apparently his groundskeeper
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: willie yeah anyways because he was out there doing like
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: ground yards work or whatever and like his leaf blower
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: died at the same time we're walking around the building
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: so i was like he comes walking he's like come
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: on i'm like he's like come on come on in Mm-hmm.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, this guy didn't have to let us in there.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: He's like, come on, take all the pictures you want.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: That's where he took you in and you were murdered.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: According to Facebook.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Ghost Misty.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: But he was so nice. He was like, go ahead,
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: take all the pictures you want. Walk around. Yeah, he
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: started telling us all the stories about it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Did you climb on the carousel?
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Holy shit.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: I asked, I was like, I'm like, we were walking
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: around and I'm like, can I sit on the edge
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: and get a picture? Like, he's like, climb on up there,
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: do whatever you want. And I was like, I'll turn
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: it on for you, but I can't.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: And you dismantled it and it's in your backyard right now.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: But he was saying like, like, I forget like 90%
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: of it's still original. Like from when, but it's been
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: like remodeled and repainted. Like all the, they put all
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: the panels on there, but like the horse is like
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: as a tail breaks or something that it's repaired. It's
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: all been, it's all been repainted, but like the original
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: parts are like, he said 90% still original, but like,
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Like I said, like a leg brace to send it off.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: They have to send it somewhere special to get it repaired.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Right. Repair house.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: But I was like, he didn't have to let us
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: in there, you know, but he was super nice. And
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: like I said, he let us walk. I mean, we
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: walked around. He was telling us the history about when
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: they had like this big like anniversary thing or they
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: had it all lit up and all that stuff. And,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: but apparently like Binghamton, New York is supposedly the carousel
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: capital of the world or something. They have like some
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: of the oldest carousels in the country. And, During their
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: on season, you can go ride the carousels for free.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: All the carousels are free to ride. And I'm just like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: he didn't have to let us in there. That was
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: so nice. And if we had done anything differently that time,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: we would have got there. If we did anything differently
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: that day, we wouldn't have got there right when his
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: machine broke.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: You used your mind to break his machine.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: It worked out perfectly all day because we went to
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: the school to get a picture in front of the school.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: And it's like, I can't, I want to leave the
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: car here because there's the parking meter and I don't
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: pay the parking meter. I get out and still got
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: 40 minutes on it. I'm like, dude, we got 40 minutes.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: On the meter.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: And we get out. and there's a school. It's still,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: there's kids coming out.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: I'm like.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Was there a little demon head on top of the
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: parking meter and you plunked your money in and you
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: were stuck there for all eternity?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: But we get out of the car and there's kids,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: all these kids milling around in front of the school.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not going to get a picture of
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: this school without somebody thinking I'm a fucking weirdo.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Well, you are, but not that kind of weirdo.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: But anyways, so we cross the street and get over
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: in front of the school.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Nobody.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: It was completely deserted.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Ghost town.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Because it was, I guess, maybe lunch. So they'd already
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: cleared out. There was nobody in front.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: Of the school.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: And I'm like.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Ghost kids.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, it was weird. And then we went
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: to there.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: We went to.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Bosco's, which is the department store. Late hours, after hours.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I'm getting it all fucked up because I'm too excited
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: right now. But yeah, I got to stalk where Rod
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Serling grew up and where he is now dead.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: So, yay!
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: For vacation. Nothing else creepy happened.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: I don't get vacations. So I saw no dead people.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I didn't actually see anybody dead. I saw some wax
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: figures at the wax museum in Salem, which always creeped
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: me out.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Wax figures are a little creepy.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I got a whole bunch of pennies. Because you know
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: me and pennies.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Not just regular pennies.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: Squish pennies.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: She's a squish penny weirdo.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I am a squish penny weirdo.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: She has a binder of squish pennies.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I have a multitude of squish pennies. I got you
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: a penny. But it doesn't have food on it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Some of mine don't have food. I have one that
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: has like a rhinoceros on it. You're not supposed to
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: eat rhinoceroses. Oh, no. Let's see what this is.
• 41:10
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: It's okay because it's got a dead guy on it.
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: As long as there's a skeleton on it, it makes
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: it okay. This is from the Salem Wax Museum.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I got you a penny.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: That is awesome because there's a dead guy on it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know what he's holding. I don't know if
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: he's wearing a hat or he's got little things in
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: his hands. I can't really tell.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: A sun?
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't really buy any like real souvenirs. I got
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: like a shit ton of pennies because that's what I do.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: I go places and I buy pennies.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: That is your thing. Weird penny hoarding.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I do. Should we trade and then I put the
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: microphone between me and boyfriend if he wants to say anything?
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: We're rounding this part out.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: We should probably... Watch a movie? Watch a movie. I
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: don't know. I didn't finish mine. Nerve is awesome, by
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: the way.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, we can finish it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: It looks really good and... Emma Roberts is super cool
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: to round out your Emma Roberts discussion. So yeah, she's awesome.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: And again, like it's one of those, I don't think
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: she gets enough credit as being a good actress, especially
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: as young as she still is. And her dad's hot.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Don't even care.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Remember how earlier we were like, you like dudes and
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: everybody else was like, what?
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Anyway.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: So, yeah. I was just surprised. I expected it to
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: just be sort of a cheesy movie that kind of
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: got thrown out there and not that many people saw it,
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: which is unfortunate because it's pretty well made. And there's
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: a really interesting story that it does take place in
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: a world that we're kind of at right now. There's
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: a weird dark internet subplot that's a little cheesy. But
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: aside from that, the online.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Civilization that goes on now like it's all kind of
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: where we live like it really is like everything every
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: step of the way is based around the fact that
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: everybody has a smartphone on them at all times and
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: at any given moment this stuff could be going on
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: and there's so many people again they're in New York
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: so I mean there's so many people involved that people
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: are always around you that are also involved in this
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: game and they're also shooting footage of you doing what
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: you're supposed to be doing or telling you what to
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: do on the next step and it's like there's just
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: so many people and we're all so interconnected with these
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: weird little gizmos that like again i don't think we've
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: stopped to think about some of the technology we have
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: thrust upon our society so this is one of those
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: like yeah this kind of thing it's a shade of
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: science fiction but just barely like it's just a nudge
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: into science fiction and it has.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: The more tolerable the franco's I sat there the whole
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: time going, I don't know if that's really.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: I had to Google afterwards and go, is he... I mean,
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: it's very unlikely that he's also an actor and doesn't
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: have the same bloodline.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Didn't he marry a hot chick? What's her name?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: I thought he married the chick from Community. Maybe I'm
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: making that up, though.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: The dark-haired chick? Yeah.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I could be totally making that up.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: You might be.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I might.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I do that a lot. You make up a lot
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: of craziness.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: But as long as I say it with authority and
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: I know what I'm talking about, people usually believe it.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: People are suckers.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: But not our listeners. Is she Bree?
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Allison. Yeah.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: I knew it was in there somewhere. It's like she's
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: either a cheese or a hot chip.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Or they break up. I don't know. They were married
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: and they were together and then they broke up. I
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: Engaged?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Possibly. Putting my penny in my pocket right now.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Before it gets snatched up.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: See, there's pictures of them together. Whether they're still together,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a hot chick, and he's a weird Franco dude.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: He's the more tolerable of the Francos.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: The other one's all right in specific performances.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: He's just so fucking weird.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: I feel like in the real world, he's a weirdo. But,
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: you know, we only hang out every once in a while.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Do you now?
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Every once in a while when I head to the
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Franco household. We all have dinner or whatever it is.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Sit around and watch a movie.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Probably just throw out your Cheetos.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Probably, but that's just because he's high out of his
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: damn mind.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I bet he does. I bet he smells like Cheetos
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: At all times.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: He has orange fingers, I bet, too, just from eating
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Cheetos all the time.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: So, do we want to watch a movie?
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Have we figured out which one?
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: What do you want to watch? Do you want to
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: watch your fancy new horror movie? It's not really new.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: It's new to you, but I think the movie's been
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: around for a little while.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: It seems pretty bad. Could be entertainingly bad.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Could be. And you do like toys.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I do. Let's watch it.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: So we're going to go watch Demonic Toys.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we are.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: You should go watch it right now, too, and then
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: we'll be back in a minute.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: And anybody who subscribes to Horror Block, they probably would
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: have got it, because that's where I got mine from,
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: because boyfriend's awesome, and he got me one for my birthday.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Because I'm always like, ooh, I love the idea of
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: a Horror Block, but I don't want to spend money
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: on things that I don't know what I'm getting, so
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: he got me one for my birthday. And I was excited.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Now you have horrific things thrust upon you on a
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: regular basis.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: But did you see the awesome, the Ouija board money
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: clip was the best.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: That's pretty damn cool.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: All right, let's go watch it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I did what I did.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Played all day.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Out of the way.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Now they all gone, left me numb. Broken toys that
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: make no noise.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: Spent time at school, felt like a mule. Sometimes cool,
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: playing the fool.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Now I wanna look out, ain't gonna hang out.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Broken toys that make no noise.
• 46:55
  Speaker 10: Now they all gone, out of the way.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: Now for me to join sound. Knock, knock.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: Who's there?
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Wanda.
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: Wanda who?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Wanda try some artificial ingredients in bars from Mars?
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Never! Artificial is a nasty word at Mars. Yes, everything
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: is for real in bars from Mars. Snickers, for instance,
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: are a delectable blend of the world's finest pure milk chocolate...
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: fluffy whites of whole fresh eggs, plump fresh roasted peanuts,
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: and fresh grade A milk to make a luscious malted
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: milk and caramel treat studded with crunchy peanuts.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, for real candy satisfaction, try Snickers. One taste tells
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: you why everything is for real in candy bars from Mars. Why,
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: the best candy on Earth comes from Mars.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Post Halloween. Still reveling in the candy.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Have you done any?
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: No.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Then how is this a thing?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I was just going to ramble about candy.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: How is that different than your everyday?
• 48:19
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I bought boyfriend a bag of candy, but it
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: had like Snickers and it had M & M' s and Skittles.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: And fucking Snickers are my least favorite of all candy.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Blasphemy.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: And I was like, whatever you do, get out the
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Snickers first.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Dude, I will eat some Snickers.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm telling you. I had to go buy another
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: bag just of M & M' s. I was like, three
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: bags left of M & M' s. And I'm like, son
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: of a bitch. All that's left is fucking Snickers.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: You're lucky.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: And there was only like two things of Skittles. And
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend was like, girlfriend, did you eat all the Skittles?
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, uh, no. Boyfriend who is currently eating Skittles,
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: shut on up.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: You kids and your candy fightings.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: I had to go buy his own bag of candy.
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: Mr.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: I don't want any candy, but I want to eat
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: your Skittles.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: He likes the sweet tarts, like the bones and skulls,
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: so he can sit there and crush on the bones
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: of his enemies and stuff. It's pretty exciting.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Sweet tarts, and specifically bone shaped sweet tarts are pretty awesome.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of sweet tarts. And they're okay.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, but I'm not my favorite.
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: Whatever.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Candy. It's all candy. As long as you eat candy.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: My brain still operates like I'm six.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I did buy the best clearance candy. I was probably
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: way more excited than I should have been because they
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: had those little dove chocolates.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: They weren't heart shaped.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: No, because they were listed as dove ghosts, and they
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: were not in the shape of ghosts at all.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: Of all the ghosts that you've seen.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: They were lumps.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Maybe ghosts are lumps. How many ghosts have you come
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: in contact with? All right, so I'm eating ghosts is
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: what you're telling me.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: You're eating a very select few of those, because these
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: are my favorites. You can knock yourself out with some Snickers.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: They got ghosts on the packaging.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: It does look like a ghost. I like the ghost
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: on the packaging.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: I want to see what it looks like.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: There's no ghost on the actual fucking candy.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: This ghost looks like.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: It's like a ghost plop.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: An egg-ish thing. Not really even egg-shaped. Just sort of
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: dollop-o chocolate.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Those are my favorite, though, as far as... I mean,
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: aside from, like, Cadbury mini eggs, which you can only
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: get for, like, Easter and Christmas. But weren't the Dove
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: ghosts delicious? Although... Not at all ghost-like.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Not at all ghost-shaped, but I do like this fun
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: little ghost on the wrapper.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: I know, I've been sitting there flattening them because I
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: have this weird obsession whenever my candy comes in, like
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: those little foil wrappers, to sit and smooth that, get
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: it on the table and smooth that.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: And not tear it. Oh my god, what happens if
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: you tear it? And you've got to.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Start all over with a new piece of candy. It's
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: a never-ending fucking cycle. How much candy have I been
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: trying to get the perfect flattened foil?
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: It is a fun game that everyone can play. Get
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: yourself some foil candy. You're not doing it right. He
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: went with the Jack Butler method.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what that means.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: South to drop off.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Delicious candy.
• 51:17
  Speaker 11: Well, everybody, know that this is Movie Meltdown, and keep
• 51:22
  Speaker 11: listening for a long time to come. And this is
• 51:26
  Speaker 11: Richard Vann, in case you had forgotten.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 51:37
  Speaker 13: For 66 years, evil has been waiting, watching, wanting for
• 51:48
  Speaker 13: someone to play with its toys.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: It's the.
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: Toys.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: It's the toys.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Someone's inside the toys.
• 52:08
  Speaker 10: What do you want?
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: Before the night is through, I'll be born in a
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: human body, flesh and blood.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Demonic Toys.
• 52:36
  Speaker 13: Playtime has begun.
• 52:37
  Speaker 14: We're back and now powered by Snickers.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: And the Ghosts.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Ghosts and Snickers.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Yes. If the ghosts of Halloween came.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: All right. So we've just enjoyed the movie.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Did we now? Is that what happened?
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is. In our way.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: I gotta admit, it was not quite as bad as
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: I had anticipated.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, we kind of MST3K' d it up, so that
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: made it a little more fun.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: It was entertaining its badness. It wasn't, like, unwatchably bad.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: It was entertainingly bad.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: That's the motto of Full Moon Features. All right, so
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: this week's Sofa Theater feature is Demonic Toys. To get
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: the information, hey, you don't even need to hear me
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: say it.
• 53:53
  Speaker 12: Here's some information about Demonic Toys. Two gunrunners and a
• 53:57
  Speaker 12: pregnant policewoman are trapped in a warehouse with a bad
• 53:59
  Speaker 12: boy's toys.
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: What?
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: You don't need me to badly read the IMDb. That's
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: what Google's for.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Anyways, yes, the reason we came about this movie was
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: that it came in my boyfriend. As I mentioned earlier,
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend bought me a horror box, I guess, like
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: maybe the October edition. It had the Doug Bradley signed
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: photo in it and some other really awesome stuff. But
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: this movie was also in there. And I'm like, you know,
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: this movie looks kind of bad. We need to watch
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: this for the podcast.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I was already familiar with it and was
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: pretty sure back in the day I had watched it
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: probably on a VHS.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: That I rented.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Did any of it seem familiar to you?
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Like I said, they... All the same? I mean, it
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: was the full moon thing, and full moon started off
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: pretty good.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: Like, I liked those.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I haven't watched some of them in
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: a while, but I remember I liked subspecies back in
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: the day. I liked the transfer movies are ridiculous, but
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: they're really fun. And so, like, I remember watching those.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: Puppet Masters were all right. I saw a few of those,
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: but they just got worse and worse as time went on.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: And then they became like. Now, I mean, now comic
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: book movies are the biggest thing in the world and
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: they're tentpole releases. But to me, they started getting like
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: knockoff comic book titles because they even started crossing them over.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Because Tim Thomerson, after he was, well, actually while he
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: was still playing Trancer's Dude, Jack Death, he was also
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: in a series called Dollman. And then after they made
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: this fine feature, Demonic Toys, they did Dollman versus Demonic Toys.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: So they started crossing over their comic book titles over.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Only they were just bad straight-to-video movies.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: So, yes. Full moon.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: To finish out the deal, let's see, what was the...
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: The year is 1992, although I said it looks super 80s.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: And then we decided it sat on the shelf for
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: a couple of years.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Well, because if we watched the movie, because it said
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: it was 66 years later, but when was the flashback?
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Like 25 or something.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, math that up for me.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: What involves me using the other part of this? The
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: director is Peter Mangoolian.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I saw that one. I'm like, Mangoolian. Spooky.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: The writer in this I thought was funny.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Hold on. Somebody admitted to writing this?
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Well, Charles Band admitted to doing all these damn things.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: So his original idea, if you want to call any
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: of this an idea or original, was Charles Band. But
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: the screenplay is by David S.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Goyer.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Who these days is busy writing, oh, I don't know,
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Man of Steel, Batman v Superman. As soon as it
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: came out, I was like, oh, I was like, I
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: know that guy because we were bitching about him when
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: we watched the damn Superman movie this year. So yeah,
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I know his work.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: So this is some of his better work than his work.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, basically. Compared to those couple, let's see, what all
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: has he written? We worked on the Constantine TV series.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I wish I watched maybe one episode, much like everybody
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: else in the entire fucking world.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's story credit for Dark Knight Rises, but
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: everybody always bitches about the story. I mean, that's not
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: the part it's beloved for. Just for Bane impressions everywhere.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: He does get credit for Dark Knight Story, I'll give
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: him that. But, again, that gets a little long in
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: that weird boat scenario scene.
• 57:25
  Speaker 9: What else?
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Jumper, Blade, the TV series. Blade Trinity, Blade, so he
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: likes him some Blade.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: So the least popular of the Blade movies.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: He wrote one episode of Freaky Links.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: I fucking love Freaky Links. I don't even give a
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: shit what anybody says. That show, back when Ethan Embry
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: was still hot, or at least not as weird looking
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: as he became later in life.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Hey, now he's just kind of buff, and he's playing
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: serious roles. It's very odd when I see him now.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: He was in that one movie that I watched about
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: late phases.
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: Is that it?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Am I making that up? Late phases? Is that Werewolves?
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: Werewolves.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: It's about werewolves. He plays his son who takes his
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: dad to live in a retirement home, and his dad
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: is not happy with this scenario.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Just watch him in cheap thrills. That's all I got
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: to say.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I've not seen that one.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, I can stop scrolling back. I just got to
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: this part right here.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, no. Boyfriend should be glad he's asleep because
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: he would throw.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: He's having nightmares right now because I just scrolled back
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: to the crow colon city of angels. Fuck that guy.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: That movie was a train wreck. Obviously, yeah. He wrote
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: Dollman vs. Demonic Toys. So this is, yeah, his early arcade. Ooh,
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: I've watched Arcade. That's another Full Moon feature. Oh, he
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: wrote Kickboxer 2, colon, The Road Back.
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, hell.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: And Death Warrant, another killer Van Damme movie. So if
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: that puts it in perspective, the fine screenplay actions we
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: got going on here. Wait, we forgot.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Spoiler alert! You better run out and watch Demonic Toys
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: because we're gonna ruin this movie. Oh wait, it's too
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: late already done ruined itself you have been warned all
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: right um well i like within the first few minutes
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: of watching this movie misty's confused i had.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: No idea what was going on like what just what
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: is going on why what And it never got better.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: It never got more clear.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: It really kind of did.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was fun. I'm not saying it was
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: a completely shitty movie.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: Again, we made it fun because we were being ridiculous
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: the whole time.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Some of the lines, they were just so laughable, but
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: it was in a fun way.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: David has to go here.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: And it was ridiculous. The lines from the toys, I
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: can't remember any directly off the top of my head
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: because I was too busy laughing.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Oops-a-daisy.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Oops-a-daisy.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Hiya, fat fuck. I'm Baby Oopsie Daisy.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: You lard-ass.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Will you be my special friend?
• 59:58
  Speaker 12: What the hell?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: I can walk.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: I can talk.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: I can even shit my pants.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Can you shit your pants? Playtime.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 12: Oopsie Daisy.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 14: Pop goes the fucking weasel.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Daisy, Daisy.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: Hilarious.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: What was the one that I thought was the best
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: one that I said I was going to start using?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Well, that was a real thing. I say that all
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: the time. What'd you say? Like, kill that noise or something.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Kill that noise. What'd you say?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: I feel like it wasn't that, though, because I actually
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: probably said that at some point in a smart-ass manner.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: Now you're just going to have to go re-watch the movie.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: No, I was going to look and see if there
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: was any quotes or something on the IMDB, but I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: doubt there are because nobody put that much fucking.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Time into it. Peterson says, Mr. Wayne, is that a
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: cigarette in your mouth? And Mark Wayne says, no, it's
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: your dick. Again, that's the level of intelligent writing from Mr.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Goyer.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: That's a good one right there. I like that one.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: He really zinged him.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: He did.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Zing.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: Baby Oopsie Daisy says, you're fucking up my makeup.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was pretty great right there, too.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was. No, okay.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: They do have it quoted one of our favorite ones.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: We all got excited when the kid goes, maybe I
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: should just save him the trouble and kill myself. And
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: you just hear the voice go, why don't you? We
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: were all like, yeah, good idea.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Can we do that right now?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I don't remember hearing this quote. Jeez, you're heavy, you
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Moby fucking dick. I don't remember hearing that. Was that
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: like a limited edition?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: It was a cut scene. So this also stars as
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: the cop and or pregnant woman. I've mentioned it before.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: Hold on, hold on.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: We forgot our other quote that we liked. The world
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: is a toilet and everyone in it are assholes.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: We did have a little.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: We had to kind of stop for a minute and discuss.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't think that's how toilets work. I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: think you're using it wrong, dude. I hate to tell you,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: but that's not how you're supposed to... Anyway, but yeah.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Speaking of assholes, Tracy Scoggins.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Who is not related to Walton Goggins, apparently, at all.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: You had to Google that to make sure.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: I was confused, and apparently.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: They should be cousins, I'm pretty sure.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: I'm sure, yes.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: That's how it works. See, that's the thing. I was
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: never back to the thing we said earlier of like
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: some people liking somebody and not understanding why you don't
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: like them or vice versa. This is one of those
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: that like a lot of like geek, early phase geek people.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: This is like late 80s, early 90s geek guys. thought
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: that she was hot, and I never got that.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: She looks like Maria Shriver.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: She's just weird looking.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Her eyes were freakishly large and not in an adorable,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: endearing way.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: She just had a weird attitude about herself, and she
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: seemed to think she was hot too, which is really annoying.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: She had an entire career based around straight-to-videoed movies and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: broke through, if I remember correctly, her big mainstream thing
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: was she was on Lois and Clark.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: As a villain?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: No, she worked in the office. She was the slutty
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: girl that was always after Clark or something like that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I don't remember. I haven't watched Lois and Clark since
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: it was on.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: And that wasn't much then either. But, yeah.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: What about the guest star that I was super excited
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: because I need somebody.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that just says a lot about you.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: And he was in it for like three seconds. You
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: blink and you fucking miss him.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: And Misty was like, wait, that guy.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: I know that guy because I hate that guy's face.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: I was like, wait.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: He was on Supernatural, and the way his mouth moves,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: I hate it, because it's all weird and kind of pinchy,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: like an asshole.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: He's one of those assholes in the toilet. Maybe, apparently.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: But yeah, he worked at the Chunky Chicken. Was that
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: what it was called?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: I believe it was.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: The Chunky Chicken?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: When you drive a big car with a chicken on it,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: you work at the Chunky Chicken.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: But he was on Supernatural, so anybody out there who
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: watches Supernatural, he was the trickster.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's been on 47 seasons. Eventually, everybody's been
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: on Supernatural.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but nobody like.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Does anybody actually watch it anymore, aside from me?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: I've met someone via the internets, and they're like the
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: biggest fan of it. And I was like, really? Like,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: people still watch that show other than Misty? So, yeah,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: I was surprised.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: I love it for what it once was. A long
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: time ago.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: A knockoff of other movies.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: I know, I love that. I love the standalone, you know,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Monster of the Week.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: That was the whole first season. It was like, what
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: can we rip off this week?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: But it was Richard Spiel... I can't even... Richard Spiel... Spiegel.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: There's no L in there. Richard S-P-E-I-G-H-T and he's a
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: junior at that. How would you say that?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Spiegel.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: There's no L. He's the trickster from Supernatural and he
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: plays Andy in this one. I was excited about that.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: He has half a scene.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: He does and he seems like a pissy little bitch.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Which is also how I recognize him, because the trickster,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: kind of a little bitch. When we had that other
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: old lady, I'm like, why do I know this lady from?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Then she's like, old lady at everything.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Everything.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: She really was super familiar. I was like, yeah, I
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: have seen her in a million things.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure she's been in commercials, too, but I
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: can't remember which commercial, but it seems more likely that
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: I would recognize.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Her in a commercial.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't doubt it. Is she still fucking alive?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: As we said, the.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: She was in Sister Act, too.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: The look of it, it's super 80s. As the dude,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: bad guy dude, rolls out of the car, and you're like,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: is he wearing a trench coat with the sleeves rolled up?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: I'm like, hell yeah, it's the 80s. He's contractually required
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: to wear that. And then, do you want to talk
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: about her pants?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Her guest britches? Her mom jeans? I was so surprised
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: they were not pleat front.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: By the way.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: They kind of seemed like they should have been, really.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: They should have. They were tight enough.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: They should have been pleat front.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: She seemed super pleaty. Yeah, there were some guest jeans.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: I can tell from the diamond logo on the ass,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: because I was looking.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: You were. I wasn't.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: Just because it was there, and she wore it a lot.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: I don't get the Scoggins look.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan. She creeped me out.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I was trying to, you know. She was too Maria
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Shriver for me, which was not a good look for anybody,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: even Maria Shriver. Was she ever hot or was she
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: always just kind of like the crook paper?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: She always just kind of looked like Maria Shriver.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: But what's up with their leading actor, their stud?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Well, as I said during the movie, it's a full
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: moon movie. They had sort of a smaller pool of
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: actors to pull from and a smaller budget to offer
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: people money to be.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: In these shows.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: He was like, like I said, he was like, Kylo
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: McLaughlin and Joey Tribbiani had a baby that was missing
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: a few chromosomes, maybe.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: It's a little too accurate. It's a sad thing. Go Googling, people.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: And his eyes were like a little farther apart than human.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably shouldn't have been like that. And even
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: funnier that he decided to go into acting.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: It's not quite as fabulous as the... Who we thought
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: was going to be the original lead guy, I guess,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: in the beginning. Before he met his ultimate demise. The
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: baby daddy. With his hair. Remember the hair?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, that hair.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Again, 80s.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: I don't care when the movie was released. This thing
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: is so 80s.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: That hair had a contract all of its own.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Contract for death.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I was thinking, I'm like... If anybody in the world
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: should never reproduce, it's these people.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: These two.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Even before she said it, I'm like, oh, God, please
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: don't let them ever have babies.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: Please.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: Fuck.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: She's pregnant.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Her creepy eyes and his creepy hair. And nobody wants
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: all that together in one baby. Oh, no.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, God, no.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: So this movie also just goes to prove, have you
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: ever seen a movie... where there's a security guard that's
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: doing a good job like aren't they always just like
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: he was sitting around paying attention.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Drinking looking at porn watching tv watching not only tv
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: he went from movie because he was exactly because he
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: was watching puppet master was.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: A puppet master some puppet master.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Some variety there which is even worse because it was
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: on loop because they played the exact same scene like
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: two or three times i'm like could you not afford
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: the entire.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: Movie in your movie they can't afford to lease it
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: out from themselves charles band is a jerk even.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: To himself no shit like i said this movie was
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: a train wreck but it was fun i kind of
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: accept that i'm the only one who managed to stay
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: awake through the entire thing.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: I was doing myself a favor.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah it wasn't even that long what 82 minutes of this.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Movie As we started, I was like, no, this isn't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: going to be long. Because if I remember, and once again,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: like in the beginning, they seem like kind of normal movies.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: But as time went on, I'm like, what is this,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: like 64? minutes like it's barely over a tv show
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: and they were putting them out on straight to video
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: like it was a quote-unquote movie i'm like they got
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: shorter and shorter and less impressive on the uh special
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: effects and acting so what are.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: You talking about this was prime real estate of the
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: acting and the special effects.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: How many times did I go, acting?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: How many times did I say, watch out, you're going
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: to catch somebody's hand on fire because they're inside the puppet.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: What else is on your list? You actually took notes.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: I was just writing some of my favorite things down,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: like when they get into the big scuffle with the
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: two bad guys at the beginning, and he throws the
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: rifle at them.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he throws it at them.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: And he throws it like the girliest girl I've ever seen.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: Stupid rifle, take that.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God, it's so wussy.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: What, dude? It wasn't even like, there wasn't even like
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: any distance. They were like less than a foot apart.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: And he just kind of like.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: And he didn't even like shove them. He just let
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: go six inches away from them.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Take that. I'm like, you'd have been better off
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: to hit him with it, because apparently you could take
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: somebody's head off.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Which happens later.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: Just with hitting him with a rifle, like the butt
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: end of it. He just swings it, knocks the guy's
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: head clean off.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: That happens sometimes.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: Does it now?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Not when I do it.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, wait.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Never mind.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: I didn't hear anything.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: Moving along.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: So the blood of our doofus other bad guy.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: That guy did not die fast enough.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: How many times did I say, oh, hurry up and
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: die already?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: Me too.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, is this guy still alive?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: We'd go and do a whole other scene and we'd
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: come back. He'd still be crawling around.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Did he ever actually die?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: And then at some point, like, he was.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Whatever happened to him?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: Like, so fascinated with a toy, he stopped his dying
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: to get up and play with a toy.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Because, wait a second.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Here it comes.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: That's how he died. I remember now.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: Mr.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: Was frightened by this part.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I was because I legitimately have a fear of Jack
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: in the Boxes. Not that there's anything, like, inherently creepy.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: Not the fast food chain.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Well, that too. Just by association. But there's something that
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: absolutely terrifies me about the anticipation of it. Like the slow...
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: There's something about... Because I hate being startled. It terrifies me.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: The anticipation, the knowing that it's going to come. Because
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: I have a toy in there. You remember the Stitch
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: that I have where you push his teeth and if
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: you push the wrong one... It makes him bite you.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: It is terrifying.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: And I sit in there and I'll poke you with
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: like this absolute, oh my God, oh my God. I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: gotta do it. Yeah, that scene. I was sitting there.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, fear. You don't even know.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: That was the most frightening thing in this movie. That
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: was the only frightening thing in this movie.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: They were turning. Actually, they weren't even turning. It was
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: ghostly turning its own crank. I have fun with that
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: right there. But yeah.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: So it's a reminiscence of boyfriend chasing me around Target.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that he immediately, you were like, wait,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: where did you find, it was Target. He called back
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: the immediate story and then was like, wait, at least
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: once in Target. Which makes me think several other times
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: in several other stores.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Anytime we see one, like at a flea market or anything,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: I know it's because I'll see it before he sees
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: it and I'll try to like, Distract him. I'd be like, hey,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: look at this over here.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Throwing your body in front of him. Nothing behind me.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: And he'll see it and be like. I don't know
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: what it is. Like I said, it's the anticipation of
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: the knowing that it's going to do it. It's traumatizing.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: We wouldn't have got this animated toy if dude wouldn't
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: have started bleeding on shit.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: All over the place. Bleeding all over and not fucking dying.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: Somehow.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: Blood.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Plus toys equals animated toys? I don't understand.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Because the spirit guy, he lived in that warehouse.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: You know, how spirits live in factories. And wait for
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: somebody to bleed on the floor.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Because each time a person died, it made him stronger.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: And he was using the toys and the stuff as
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: his little minions.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: My question is... what factory? Did they just have loose
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: shit laying around everywhere?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Arcane factory?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's the problem. I'm like, anywhere I've ever been, worked,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: come in contact with, seen on television, like, there's not
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: just piles of shit if it's a professional operation. I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: don't like this one. uh you know there would be
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: security guard right yeah i don't know there'd be things
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: in like i don't know boxes or it's not like
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: there were some factory that was making well yeah empty
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: boxes there was a bunch of empty boxes stacked around
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: because they couldn't afford real stuff and then they would
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: fight and fall into them and then just big piles
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: of loose toys and toys that don't even go together
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: or made around the same era or none of it
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: made any sense it was just the most generic like
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: Here's an idea I came up with and scribbled on
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: a napkin. Let's make a movie out of it.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, what happened to your teddy bear?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: How many times do we say that?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: At least five.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: That's an old school reference. If you're really an old
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: school listener, you'll know the what happened to your teddy
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: bear story. That episode's still out there because I actually
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: went back and listened to it not that long ago
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: just to hear her because she's adorable.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Did she actually say that on the episode?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: I think it was just you and I recounting the story.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: My favorite part was when the guy was losing his
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: shit and me and you at the same time. Just
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: smack him already.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little gender reversal here. That guy was freaking
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: the hell out. And of course, the badass cop that
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: Scoggins is, I'm like, she's going to smack him in
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: the face like the woman that he is. And she,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: very old school, just like backhands him like, get your
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: shit together. We both yelled it at the same time.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: As I said earlier, share a brain.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 7: No shit.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: This is how we operate.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: It was hilarious.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: It's pretty sad. So now I think we need to
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: address Susie Exposition. Naked chick? Who pops out of the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: wall and decides to explain shit to us.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that chick.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: Suzy Exposition.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Homeless Janine Garofalo.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: That is an insult to Janine Garofalo, who is awesome.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: This girl is no Janine Garofalo.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: I thought you meant the naked chick.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: No, that was just random.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: And creepy.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: Random nakedness. But again, it's a movie in the not 80s,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: quote unquote 80s. And you have to work naked girls'
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: boobs in there somewhere.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: But it was creepy how they did it, because it
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: was a little girl, and then he blinks, and then
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: she's a full-grown woman, and then she gets naked. Like,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: she was just a little girl, like, five seconds ago.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: And then she turned into somebody else. I'm like, ooh, yeah,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: that killed the mood right there. It's all weird. All right,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: back to Susie Exposition.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Susie Exposition.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: Who pops out of the wall. Literally.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 7: Literally.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Fucking pops out of the wall, sticks her head out
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: of a duct, and.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: Is like, hey, guess what?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: This place is taken over by Demonic Toys.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 7: Did you guys see the name of this movie?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: It's Demonic Toys. And then explains to us that there
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: are Demonic Toys, and they wander around by themselves, and
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: it's creeping her out, so she just decided to hide
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: in the ductwork. Thanks, Susie Exposition.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: What's her name again? Did she actually have a name?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: She probably did. I don't give a shit.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: He said it at some point, but I'm like, what?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: Who cares? She didn't even live long enough to be
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: part of the movie, really. She was just there for
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: her dumb exposition and then to turn the thing into
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: Die Hard for 20 minutes as they crawl around the ductwork.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Nobody in this movie had any survival instincts. If something's
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: gnawing at your face, don't just sit there and let
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: it gnaw on your face.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: Not even survival skills that you've been trained with. Just
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: basic knee-jerk reaction of something jumps on your face and
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: you smack it off your face.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: No, they just sit there and flail.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Even if you walk through a spider web, you flip
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: out and start getting it.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 7: Off my face.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: No shit.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: You've got a basic knee-jerk reaction as a human being
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: to get that shit off my face.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Ninja training right there.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: So if a demonic toy decides to start biting on
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: your face that may or may not have a tentacle
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: back to the creepy jack cereal we had earlier.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: It had a tentacle with a baby.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Rattle on it what the fuck is all those things
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: because but because jack in the boxes usually have baby
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: rattles and tails and tentacles and a tail and pointy
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: teeth i don't know again it's just like five different
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: ideas that he had and threw together and sketched in
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: a notebook and went, here, make a puppet out of this.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: And then they did.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: You're assuming he planning whatever went into it.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: He used a whole page of that notebook for these drawings.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Here's a robot with weird tiny arms that's not really
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: big enough, but it does have cool laser-y things or
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: photon torpedoes or something popped out of it.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: He's very shitty at aiming.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: He's not a good aimer, but most things that shoot
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: in movies aren't good aimers.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Stormtroopers.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: Every bad guy ever.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: Gas mask tricycle girls.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: What the hell was that shit about? Those were the
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: most ineffective gas masks ever. There was no lenses in them.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: You don't cut out the eye holes. That's not how
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: gas masks work right. But I guess if you're a
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: dead kid, it works just fine to be creepy.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: What were they there for? What was their purpose? They
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: weren't like toys. They weren't real.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: They were ghosts. They were just there to be images
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: that looked creepy.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: For what purpose?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: And then they outed where they were hiding. Because then
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: they stopped and pointed at them in the duct work.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: And then maybe the toys could find them. I don't know.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: We were not really paying attention. by then.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you and Boyfriend were both asleep, I think.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: I was trying to escape the movie. Instead, I woke up.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: I would not suffer alone. And I had to watch
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: the dead demon baby. In our flashback scene, we get
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: the dead demon baby.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: Which was the best part of the whole fucking movie.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: Only made more ridiculous because I called it jokingly, and
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: then they actually did it in the movie.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: Trick or treat.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, the mom is giving birth inside this building.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: She has not only a demon baby, but of course
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: it's a stillborn demon baby.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: As they tend to be.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: Don't you hate when that happens? Well- this little red
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: demon horned baby, they're like, oh, too bad, he's dead.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: Better luck next time. Like, literally, the dialogue is not
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: really much better than that.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 7: And, um.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: So then, of course, it's October 31st when this birth
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: is taking place.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: As most demon births do.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: And you're catching a baby one room away from where
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: the front door is where the trick-or-treaters are still coming by.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: And when you're out of candy.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: And so immediately the kids are like, trick-or-treat! And the
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: lady comes out and I'm like, oh yeah, I'm jokingly,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: here's a dead demon baby, have fun! And no, the
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: dude actually walks out with it wrapped in a bag
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: and puts it in their trick-or-treat bag and sends them
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: on their merry way.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Tells them to go plant it.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: To go plant the seed so the demon baby can
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: grow into a giant demon.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Tree?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: Demon trees. I don't know. That's a whole different movie.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: No idea what happened.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: It was so weird.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: And then when they opened it up, they totally socked
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: that bitch.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: And they, yeah, they immediately Ralphied it over their shoulders.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: I guess they just left it there. I think we
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: got out of the flashback.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: And that's where they built the.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: Is that what happened? I don't know.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: I was assuming that's where they were going. Wherever they
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: threw it, it must have been where they built the
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: warehouse because that kid was still hanging around there.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: I blinked for a minute, so I must have missed
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: that part.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: You were sleeping, too.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: I was awake.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: Trying to escape.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: I was awake. I was just... I might have been
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: looking at pictures of Emma Roberts on my phone.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: Well, you did have her in her brassiere, so you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: can't fight that.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: She had a sparkler.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: And we decided she immediately was rushed to the hospital
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: after that photo was taken.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: She's so damn cute.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: She's very special.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: There was a video that Boyfriend showed us in the.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: Movie.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Which one?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: The giant cat? The cat. This is what he was
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: doing instead of watching this dumb movie. Watching a giant
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: cat run around in the yard. I thought it was
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: a dog. It is a huge cat. Romping through the yard.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: Huge as in fat. I watched it on a loop
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: for like a minute. Maybe that's when something important happened
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: in the movie.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think anything important happened in the middle of
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: this movie.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 7: It might have, you don't know.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I've been imprisoned in that corpse for 66 years, waiting
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: for something to set me free. Your friend's blood did
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: the trick. You see, in order for me to take
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: on a human form, I have to be born like
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: a human. At the moment of birth, I ride shotgun
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: down the old birth canal. And I'd come out instead, Judith.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Or should I call you Mom?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: What the hell are you talking about?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: You know. Have you forgotten so soon?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: You're pregnant. 31 days, to be exact. That's why I
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: lured you here.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: So what else we have? I mean, I couldn't keep
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: track of all the little bits and pieces that they
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: were ripping off of other things. Just general... die hard
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: through the duct work and the baby Terminator as he
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: loses half of his face right around his eye and
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: I swear it's like straight up looks like the little
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: bad makeup job of Schwarzenegger only it's got green instead
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: of mechanics. Then we get to like the dude with
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: the shotgun. Our Kyle McGlockle and Joey Trobiani dude who
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: tries to.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: How many times did they fucking fire those guns?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Well, towards the end there when he's like standing over
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: top of that guy on the floor, he shoots directly
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: like point blank with a shotgun in his face and
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: instead wings him in the shoulder. I'm like, okay, that
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: was a shotgun and you just missed his head from
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: a foot away. You are officially the worst shot ever.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: And then that is when he then hit him with
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: the shotgun and knocked his head clean off.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Clean off halfway across the room.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: One shot, mannequin head rolling across the floor.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: That was awful.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: If there was something that was kind of cool about this,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: the only thing possibly.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: Hold on, wait, what?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: There was something cool about this? Again, was I watching
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: the cat video?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: Stop motion toy soldier. The stop motion toy soldier was
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: pretty cool. Like they actually took the time. It's not
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: only very much because it's a lot of work to
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: make stop motion actually work and look decent. So he's
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: very quick in his movements and screen time.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: You're going to work in Toy Soldier, right? You're going
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: to work in some Martika.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love me some Martika. Dude, don't even. Is
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: it sad that, like, last week I was Googling Martika
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: today to see how she turned out? Still looks pretty
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: damn good, I've got to say. I might be friends
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: with her on Twitter now.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: I heard that song in the gas station a couple
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: weeks ago.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: Lucky. That song is awesome.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: It is. Remember when Eminem sampled it? Good times.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: He sampled a lot of crazy stuff.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: He does.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: He's a weird dude.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 7: He is.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Now I got that song in my head.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: What have we learned from this movie?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Don't order delivery chicken.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: Don't order chunky chicken. Don't work in a demonic toy
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: factory that doesn't know how to stock shelves properly and
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: just leaves their shit in piles laying around.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: Don't get pregnant with guys with stupid hair.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's words to live by, people. Just across the board,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: that's good advice for everyone.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: What does name stupid do?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll assume everybody's name in here was stupid. I mean,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: the star was Scoggins, for God's sakes. Come on.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Not his real name, but I think the name of
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: the guy in the show was Mark Wayne. That's a
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: horrible name. I'm tired. Is there anything else we need
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: to figure out? What was the band? Or was it Joker?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Joker.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: Original songs by Joker.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: They had songs in this? I wasn't paying attention.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: It was mostly just the dude in his choking the
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: chicken truck that was driving around and had the radio
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: blasting the whole time so that he couldn't hear when
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: the cop was breaking out windows and yelling at him
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: because he had his Joker cranked up. So... Do you
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: want me to find some Joker songs and go out
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: on that instead? I guess I can do that.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: No. And how is the door locked when it's locked
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: from the inside?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: Demon toys with the magical force.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: So how can they open from the outside?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: Because there's no magic on that side.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Well, there was no magic on the side where they
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: were at.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: But I thought it was funny that then immediately Doofus
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: comes in there and then closes the door again.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 7: I'm like, did we.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: Not just go over the- Help me, we're trapped and
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: we can't get the door open.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: Here, it's open.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait, no, it's closed again.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: And then he turns around and slams the door.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 7: I'm like, you're such an idiot.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: But then it wasn't stuck anymore.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: That's why I'm like, it's why it must be magic
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: because the lock wasn't jammed or anything. It just decided
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: to work and then decided to not work and.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Magic toys and shit. I don't know.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: The guy had the magical knife that could pick handcuffs.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: Boyfriend was all about the non-logistics of that. I spent
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: the whole movie Boyfriend, what kind of gun is that?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: And he would roll. Hey boyfriend, what's this? Is that possible?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: No, it's not possible. You're just using him as the MacGyver.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: Is this a thing that somebody could actually do?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: Can you pick a handcuff lock with a knife?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: A cheesy little pocket knife.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: I've watched Boyfriend do it. It is not possible with
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: a knife, I'm assuming.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: He is the Houdini of this household.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: He usually has paper clips.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: So, yes. Demonic toys. It's a very special feature.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: The best thing about this movie?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Wasn't very long.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: True. I got to the end and I was just like,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: are we going to hurry up and wrap this thing up?
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: Because I feel like it's winding down, right? I mean,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: the demon... Baby is now a demon dude that shows
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: up and is like, I just got back from Halloween
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: Express and I glued these horns on and I need
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: to finish up this movie.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole stop motion toy soldier, that whole thing
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: was weird.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: That's the best part. What are you talking about? Just
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: when he turned into a real boy. Again, we needed
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: Susie Exposition and she was dead. Because this toy soldier-dressed boy,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: real boy, not the stop-motion one, he then springs to
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: life in the real world. And he's just walking around,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: and they didn't bother to set that up. So you're
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: just like, what the hell is this? Why is there
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: now a magical life-size boy toy soldier?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Because both of the boys, the demon boy and the
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: toy soldier boy, they're in a little push fight.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: Demon boy was at least kind of a fun idea.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: I feel like if done better in a better executed movie,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: like the little creepy kid talking with the grown-up... like
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: demon voice with his magical powers. Could have been cool.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: He wasn't horrible. The kid was probably the best.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: He was the best actor.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: And I like, you called it out and I'm like, no,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: it actually kept happening. And I liked it as it
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: went on because he had magic powers and like shit kept,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: like he would turn green and turn into other characters
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: and whatever. But the thing that I thought was funny
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: that you called him out for was he kept changing
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: clothes and like, it wasn't like by accident, like every
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: time they would come back to him or like every
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: scene he would reappear, he would be wearing something slightly different.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: Or in the same scene, even.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes they would just cut back after a couple
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: of bits of dialogue and come back to him, and
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: he's in a totally different outfit.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: Because when they were in the dollhouse, like, he was in, like,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: that little, like, with the collar.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: He was in, like, at one point he had, like,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: a weird vest on. That was later. Like a sleeveless
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: jacket vest.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: No, he had, like, one of those, like, Kind of
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: like the blue boy outfit.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: And then he did the whole thing where he changed
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: into like the zombie kind of thing and then her.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 12: At one.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: Point he had like a turtleneck on. Like it was
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: just the weirdest array of stuff.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: And then the painted denim vest.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Sleeveless vest action.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. yeah yeah every time you see any of his
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: different clothes i'm just like i kind of like that
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: on purpose or they just like keeping track.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah either way that was that was interesting it was
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: more than anything else going on in those scenes it
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: was just like i like that every time we come
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: back to this little demon child he's wearing a different
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: outfit it's just fun i.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: Said he was the best he was the best actor
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: in the movie yeah pretty much you never even heard
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: his voice early.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: But yeah they if you're gonna just have a a
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: life-sized toy soldier child appear, at least set up some
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: reasoning so you're not like, what the hell was that?
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: And of course he didn't fully explain it.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: He just fully explains it after the fact when the
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: action is over, if you want to call it that.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: And yeah, well now, since Susie's dead, I have to
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: explain the whole thing that just happened because they didn't
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: write it into the screenplay at in a correct and
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: well-worded form.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: What exactly killed her? I mean, she got stabbed in
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: the eye with a.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: Tiny little knife.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, was that what killed her? The bites in
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: the neck?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: I thought he stabbed her in the neck, too, or
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: something like that. Because she got bit, and then he
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: stabbed her in the eye, and then I thought he
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: stabbed her in the neck, and I don't know.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: This is so convoluted.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: But again, it makes no sense. Like, why introduce that
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: character and not even have, like, it's not even like
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: she was.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: Because we had to get caught up.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: It was just for her to explain. That's why she
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: earned her name. But I'm like, she didn't ever, like,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: get worked into the plot enough for it to be like, oh,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: I can't believe we lost her. Like, she was there
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: for ten minutes, maybe, and then they killed her. So
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: I'm like, it wasn't even enough of an arc to
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: make it worthwhile to kill her off. It was no
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: payoff to it. It was just, like, another random thing
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: that happened in this movie.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Somebody had to lead him through the vents.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: John McClane was already on.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: Crazy cop lady wasn't gonna do it. She was so
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: damn worried about that guy, she wouldn't just fucking kill.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: She was busy in the other room, shatting her sleeve off.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: She spent half the movie with her sleeve going off,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: and I kept calling her Shatner. She got in a
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: fight and tore her shirt. Don't you hate when that happens?
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: Shatner does it. He loves it.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: She shattered her shirt.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: I was watching Star Trek, and you got here.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: Yep, McCoy did not look good.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: He was not looking in his best shape.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: I blame Joan Collins.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Most people do.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Isn't she dead?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: The hell you saying?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Or is it Jackie Collins?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: I think Jackie is.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: Joan, she's fine. Don't you worry.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not too worried. I'm not too concerned. Oopsies if
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: she's not.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: Oopsie Daisy.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: Oopsie Daisy.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 12: According to Wikipedia, Dame Joan Henrietta Collins, DBE, is an
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 12: English actress, author, and columnist.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: Good to know.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: But is she dead? I think she's still alive.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: Age 83. Not dead.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Good to know.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: Jackie Collins, deceased.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Ooh, she's got a website.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: I've got her autograph.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: I'm not surprised. Alright, so do you think we've fully
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: addressed the goings on?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: I think we've talked longer about this movie than it
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: actually ran.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: Not the first time that's happened either. Alright, anything else
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: to pass along this week before I finish out these knickers?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: I miss rotary phones.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: There were some fancy rotary phones in this and we
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: were busy talking about that instead of watching the movie
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: because it was kind of boring.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: I thought we've got a rotary phone in our hallway.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: It's not connected. We don't have a landline in this house.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: It's just there. That's the way the one is at
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: my dad's house too. It's just hanging in the basement
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: because it's been in there since the 1900s.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: But every once in a while I'll walk by it.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: I'll just pick it up and just hear the sound.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: My niece is obsessed with it now. She likes At
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: some point, I think I showed her what it was.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, come here, look at this. And she was, again,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: confused and trying to push buttons that weren't buttons. And
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: it was just, what the hell is this? So now, like,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: every time she's over there, she's like, she either wants
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: me to pick her up and, like, let her do it,
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: or she'll drag a chair over there and just start
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: messing with it.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 7: She'll need your help.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: Yep, the wonders of ancient technology.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: There is something. I like the sound.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: It's very satisfying. It's a very solid physical thing when
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 4: you're dialing. You can dial all angry.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: You can't hang up on somebody like you did back
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: in the day. When you were mad and you hung up,
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: people knew how mad you were. Now you push a button.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: They can't feel. They can't hear.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: You can't hear the anger in the beep.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: You don't even get a beep. There's no sound anymore.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: Unless they throw the phone and then that's more.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: Then you just broke your own phone.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: No, no shit. Where at least when you had the
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: rotary phone or any kind of landline or whatever kind
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: of phone that actually existed in the real world where
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: you hang it up, you could express your anger and
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: people knew because you'd slam it down and they'd be like, oh,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: they're mad.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: They're pissed off.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: You don't get that same kind of satisfaction anymore. It's
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: a sad, sad state we live in.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: On that note, I think we're going to hang up
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: this episode.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 7: Okay, dope.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Thank you for joining us for this fabulous trip through.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: Demonic toys.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: Our lives and demonic toys.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: And all my adventures. Seems like I had more stories
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: to tell, but I forget what they were.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: I'm sure we'll do this again somewhere in the future. Otherwise,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: that about does it. We will return next time. Same
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 9: Smiling girls and rosy boys, come and buy my little
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 9: toys Monkeys made of gingerbread and sugar horses painted red
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 9: Rich men's children running past, their fathers dressed in hose
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 9: Golden hair and mud of many acres on their shoes
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 9: Gazing eyes and running wild, past the stocks and over
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 9: styles Kiss the window, merry child, but come and buy
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 9: my toys You've watched your father plough the fields with
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 9: a ram's horn, sowed it wide with peppercorn and furrowed
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 9: with a bramblethorn. Reaped it with a sharpened scythe, threshed
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 9: it with a quill. The miller told your father that
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 9: he'd work it with the greatest will. Now your watching's over,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 9: you must play with girls and boys. Leave the parsley
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 9: on the stalls, come and buy my toys. You shall
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 9: own a cambric shirt You shall work your father's land
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 9: But now you shall play in the market square Till
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 9: you be a man Smiling girls and rosy boys, come
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 9: and buy my little toys. Monkeys made of gingerbread and
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 9: sugar horses painted red.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 7: I have no idea what that even means.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: One day, when you watch a movie.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: When's that going to happen?
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: I don't watch movies. Me neither.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: That ghost made me talk funny.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: That's what we're blaming.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: It's stuck in the top of my mouth.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 4: We're blaming the ghost.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 7: I got goose in my mouth.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a personal problem.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown. Produced and
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: edited by The Oddity Studios. With opening music performed by
• 1:37:05
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• 1:37:08
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• 1:37:11
  Speaker 7: Talk hard!