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- 0:00Speaker 1: Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey by Ingersoll Lockwood. Chapter one,
- 0:07Speaker 1: Bolger is greatly annoyed by the familiarity of the village
- 0:12Speaker 1: dogs and the presumption of the housecats. His health suffers thereby,
- 0:17Speaker 1: and he implores me to set out on my travels again.
- 0:21Speaker 1: I readily consent, for I had been reading of the
- 0:25Speaker 1: World within a World in a musty old manuscript written
- 0:28Speaker 1: by the learned Don Fung, parting interviews with the elder
- 0:31Speaker 1: Baron and the gracious Baroness my mother preparations for departure.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Boger was not himself at all, dear friends. There was
- 0:41Speaker 1: a lack luster look in his eyes, and his tail
- 0:45Speaker 1: responded with only a half hearted wag when I spoke
- 0:48Speaker 1: to him. I say half hearted, for I always had
- 0:52Speaker 1: a notion that the other end of Bulgar's tail was
- 0:55Speaker 1: fastened to his heart. His appetite, too, had gone down
- 1:00Speaker 1: with his spirits, and he rarely did anything more than
- 1:04Speaker 1: sniff at the dainty food which I set before him,
- 1:07Speaker 1: although I tried to tempt him with fried chicken livers
- 1:11Speaker 1: and toasted cost combs, two of his favorite dishes. There
- 1:16Speaker 1: was evidently something on his mind, and yet it never
- 1:20Speaker 1: occurred to me what that something was. To be honest
- 1:25Speaker 1: about it, it was something which, of all things, I
- 1:29Speaker 1: never should have dreamed of finding there. Possibly I might
- 1:34Speaker 1: have discovered that an earlier day what it was all about,
- 1:37Speaker 1: it had not been that. Just at this time I
- 1:40Speaker 1: was very busy, too busy, in fact, to pay much
- 1:45Speaker 1: attention to anyone, even to my dear four footed foster brother.
- 1:53Speaker 1: As you may remember, dear friends, my brain is a
- 1:56Speaker 1: very active one, and when once I had become interested
- 1:59Speaker 1: in the subject, Castle Trumpe itself might fire and burn
- 2:05Speaker 1: until the legs of my chair had become charred, before
- 2:07Speaker 1: I would hear the noise and confusion, or even smell
- 2:09Speaker 1: the smoke. It so happened at the time of Bulger's
- 2:14Speaker 1: low spirits that the elder Baron had, through the kindness
- 2:18Speaker 1: of an old school friend, come into possession of a
- 2:22Speaker 1: fifteenth century manuscript from the pen of a no less
- 2:26Speaker 1: celebrated thinker and philosopher than the learned Spaniard Don Constantino
- 2:31Speaker 1: Bortolomeo Strefolo fiche Guandneris Fum, commonly known among scholars as
- 2:38Speaker 1: Don Fum, Entitled A World within a World. In this work,
- 2:46Speaker 1: Don Fum advanced the wonderful theory that there is every
- 2:51Speaker 1: reason to believe that the interior of our world is inhabited, That,
- 2:57Speaker 1: as is well known, this vast earth ball is not solid,
- 3:02Speaker 1: on the contrary, being in many places quite hollow, that
- 3:07Speaker 1: ages and ages ago, terrible disturbances had taken place on
- 3:12Speaker 1: its surface, and had driven the inhabitants to seek refuge
- 3:15Speaker 1: in these vast underground chambers, so vast in fact, as
- 3:20Speaker 1: well to marry the name of world within a world.
- 3:26Speaker 1: This book, with its crumpled, torn and time stained leaves
- 3:31Speaker 1: excelling the odors of vaulted, cripped and worm eaten chest,
- 3:36Speaker 1: exercise a peculiar fascination upon me. All day long, and
- 3:42Speaker 1: often far into the night. I sat pouring over its
- 3:46Speaker 1: musty and mildew pages, quite forgetful of the surface world,
- 3:51Speaker 1: and with the plummet of thought sounding these subterranean depths,
- 3:57Speaker 1: and with the eye and ear of fans see visiting them,
- 4:02Speaker 1: and gazing upon and listening to the dwellers therein, while
- 4:08Speaker 1: I would be thus engaged. Boger's favorite position was on
- 4:12Speaker 1: a quaintly embroidered leather cushion brought from the orient by
- 4:17Speaker 1: me on one of my journeys, and now placed on
- 4:20Speaker 1: the end of my work table nearest the window. From
- 4:24Speaker 1: this point advantage Boger commanded a full view of the
- 4:27Speaker 1: park and the terrorist, and of the drive leading up
- 4:31Speaker 1: to the poor Cocheer. Nothing escaped his watchful eye. Here
- 4:37Speaker 1: he sat hour by hour, amusing himself by noting the
- 4:41Speaker 1: comings and goings of all sorts of folk, from the
- 4:45Speaker 1: hawkers of Googleles to the noblest people in the shire.
- 4:51Speaker 1: One day my attention was attracted by is suddenly leaping
- 4:55Speaker 1: down from his cushion and giving a low grow of displeasure.
- 4:59Speaker 1: I paid little heed to it, but to my surprise,
- 5:02Speaker 1: the next day, about the same hour it occurred again.
- 5:06Speaker 1: My curiosity was now thoroughly aroused, and laying down don
- 5:12Speaker 1: Fum's musty manuscript, by hastened to the window to learn
- 5:15Speaker 1: the cause of Boger's irritation. Lo the seeker was out.
- 5:21Speaker 1: There stood half a dozen mongle curves belonging to the
- 5:25Speaker 1: tenantry of the baronial lands, looking up to the window,
- 5:29Speaker 1: and by their barking and annex endeavoring to entice Boger
- 5:33Speaker 1: out for a romp. Dear friends, need I assure you
- 5:37Speaker 1: that such familiarity was extremely distasteful to Boger. Their impudence
- 5:43Speaker 1: was just a little more than he could stand. Ringing
- 5:46Speaker 1: my bell, I directed my servant to hunt them away,
- 5:49Speaker 1: whereupon Boger consented to resume his seat by the window.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Next morning, just as I had settled myself down for
- 5:56Speaker 1: a good long read, I was almost my bogo bounding
- 6:01Speaker 1: into the room with eyes flashing fire and teeth laid
- 6:05Speaker 1: bare in anger. Laying hold of the skirt of my
- 6:08Speaker 1: dressing gown, he gave it quite a savage tug, which
- 6:12Speaker 1: meant put thy book aside, a little master, and follow me.
- 6:16Speaker 1: I did so. He led me downstairs, across the hallway,
- 6:20Speaker 1: and into the dining room. And then this new cause
- 6:23Speaker 1: of discontent on his part became very apparent to me.
- 6:27Speaker 1: They're grouped around his silver breakfast place, sat an ancient
- 6:31Speaker 1: tabby cat and four kittens, all calmly licking or lapping
- 6:35Speaker 1: away at his breakfast. Looking up into my face, he
- 6:39Speaker 1: uttered a sharp complaining, how as much as to say, there,
- 6:44Speaker 1: little master, look at that. Isn't that enough to rub
- 6:47Speaker 1: the patience of a saint? Canst thou wonder that I
- 6:50Speaker 1: am not happy? With all these disagreeable things happening to me,
- 6:54Speaker 1: I tell thee little master, it is too much for
- 6:58Speaker 1: flesh and blood to put up with. And I thought
- 7:00Speaker 1: so too, and did all in my power to comfort
- 7:04Speaker 1: my unhappy little friend. But judge of my surprise upon
- 7:08Speaker 1: reaching my room and directing him to take his place
- 7:11Speaker 1: on his cushion, to see him refuse to obey. It
- 7:14Speaker 1: was something extraordinary and set me to thinking. He noticed
- 7:19Speaker 1: this and gave a joyful bark, then dashed into my
- 7:23Speaker 1: sleeping apartment. It was gone for several moments, and then returning,
- 7:29Speaker 1: bearing in his mouth a pair of oriental shoes, which
- 7:32Speaker 1: he laid at my feet. Again and again he disappeared,
- 7:35Speaker 1: coming back, each time with some article of clothing in
- 7:39Speaker 1: his mouth. In a few moments he had laid a
- 7:42Speaker 1: complete oriental costume on the floor before my eyes. And
- 7:47Speaker 1: would you believe me, dear friends, it was the identical
- 7:50Speaker 1: suit which I had worn of my last travels in
- 7:54Speaker 1: far away lands, when he and I had been wrecked
- 7:57Speaker 1: on the island of Googla, the land of the around bodies.
- 8:01Speaker 1: What did it all mean? Why this? To be sure?
- 8:05Speaker 1: Little master? Canst thou not understand thy dear Bulgar, he
- 8:10Speaker 1: is wary of this dull and spiritless existence. He is
- 8:14Speaker 1: tired of this increasing familiarity on the part of these
- 8:18Speaker 1: marble curves of the neighborhood, and of the audacity of
- 8:22Speaker 1: these kitchen tabbies and their families. He implores thee s
- 8:26Speaker 1: break away from this life of reverie and in action,
- 8:29Speaker 1: and for the honor of the Trumps to be up
- 8:32Speaker 1: and away again. Stooping down and winding my arms around
- 8:36Speaker 1: my dear Bulger, I cried out, yes, I understand THEE now,
- 8:41Speaker 1: faithful companion, and I promise THEE that before this moon
- 8:45Speaker 1: has filled her horns, we shall once more turn our
- 8:49Speaker 1: backs on Castle Trump, up and away in search of
- 8:53Speaker 1: the portals to Dina Fum's world within a world. Upon
- 8:56Speaker 1: hearing these words, Bulger broke out into the wildest, maddest barking,
- 9:02Speaker 1: bounding hither and thither, as if the very spirit of
- 9:05Speaker 1: mischief had suddenly nestled in his heart. In the midst
- 9:08Speaker 1: of these mad gambles. A low rap on my chamber
- 9:11Speaker 1: door caused me to call out, peace, Peace, Good Bulgar,
- 9:15Speaker 1: someone knocks peace, I say it was the elder baron
- 9:19Speaker 1: with summer mean and stately tread. He advanced and took
- 9:23Speaker 1: conceit beside me on the canopy. Welcome, honored father, I exclaimed,
- 9:28Speaker 1: as I took his hand and raised it to my lips.
- 9:31Speaker 1: I was upon the very point of seeking thee out.
- 9:34Speaker 1: He smiled and then said, well, little Baron, what thinkest
- 9:39Speaker 1: thou of dn Fume's world within a world? I think,
- 9:44Speaker 1: my lord? Was my reply, that dun Fum is right
- 9:47Speaker 1: that such a world must exist, and with thy consent,
- 9:52Speaker 1: it is my intention to set out in search of
- 9:55Speaker 1: its portals with all safe haste, and as soon as
- 9:58Speaker 1: my dear mother, the gracious Baroness, and may be able
- 10:01Speaker 1: to bring our heart to part with me. The old
- 10:03Speaker 1: Baron was silent for a moment, and then added, little Baron,
- 10:08Speaker 1: much as thy mother and I shall dread to think
- 10:11Speaker 1: of thy being again out from under the safe protection
- 10:14Speaker 1: of this venerable roof, the moss grown tiles of which
- 10:18Speaker 1: have sheltered so many generations of the Trumps. Yet must
- 10:22Speaker 1: we not be selfish in this matter? Heaven forbid that
- 10:25Speaker 1: such a thought should move our souls to stay thee
- 10:29Speaker 1: the honor of our family, thy fame as an explorer
- 10:32Speaker 1: of strained lands in far away corners of the globe
- 10:35Speaker 1: call unto us to be strong hearted. Therefore, my dear boy,
- 10:40Speaker 1: make ready and go forth once more in search of
- 10:44Speaker 1: new marbles. The learned don Fom's chart will stand thee
- 10:49Speaker 1: by like a safe and trusty council. Remember, little Baron,
- 10:53Speaker 1: the motto of the Trumps per adua ad astro. The
- 10:57Speaker 1: pathway to glory is strewn with pitfall and dangers. But
- 11:01Speaker 1: the comforting thought shall ever be mine that when thy
- 11:05Speaker 1: keen intelligence fails, Bulger's an erring instinct will be there
- 11:10Speaker 1: to guide. As I stooped to kiss the elder Baron's hand,
- 11:13Speaker 1: the gracious Baroness entered the room, Bulger hastened to raise
- 11:16Speaker 1: himself upon his hind legs and lick her hand in
- 11:19Speaker 1: token of respectful greeting. The tears were pressing hard against
- 11:23Speaker 1: her eyelids, but she kept them back, and encircling my
- 11:28Speaker 1: neck with her loving arms, she pressed many and many
- 11:31Speaker 1: a kiss upon my cheeks and brow. I know what
- 11:33Speaker 1: it all means, my dear son, she murmured, with the
- 11:36Speaker 1: status of smiles. But it never shall be said that
- 11:40Speaker 1: Gertrude Baroness von Trump stood in the way of her son,
- 11:43Speaker 1: adding new glories to the family, scutching, go, go, little
- 11:48Speaker 1: baron in heaven, bring thee safely back to our arms
- 11:51Speaker 1: and to our hearts in its own good time. At
- 11:55Speaker 1: these words, Bulger, who had been listening to the conversation
- 11:58Speaker 1: with pricked up ears and listening eyes, gave one long
- 12:03Speaker 1: howl of joy, and then, springing into my lap, covered
- 12:07Speaker 1: my face with kisses. This done evented his happiness and
- 12:11Speaker 1: a string of ear splitting barks in a series of
- 12:14Speaker 1: the maddest gambols. It was one of the happiest and
- 12:17Speaker 1: proudest days of his life, for he felt that he
- 12:21Speaker 1: had exerted considerable influence and sprang to the sticking point
- 12:25Speaker 1: my resolution to set out on my travels once again.
- 12:28Speaker 1: And now the patter of hurrying feet and a loud
- 12:31Speaker 1: murmur of anxious voices resounded through the castle corridors. While
- 12:35Speaker 1: inside and out ever and Anon, I could hear the cry,
- 12:38Speaker 1: now whispered and now outspoken, the little Baron is making
- 12:41Speaker 1: ready to leave home again. Bogo ran hither and thither,
- 12:44Speaker 1: surveying everything, taking note of all the preparations, and I
- 12:49Speaker 1: could hear joyous bark ring out as some familiar article
- 12:54Speaker 1: used by me on my former journeys, was dragged from
- 12:57Speaker 1: his hiding place. Twenty times a day. My gentle mother
- 12:59Speaker 1: came into my room to repeat some good counsel or
- 13:02Speaker 1: reiterate some valuable caution. It seemed to me that I
- 13:06Speaker 1: had never seen her so calm, so stately, so lovable.
- 13:09Speaker 1: She was very proud of my great name, and so
- 13:13Speaker 1: in fact were every man, woman and child in the castle.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Had I not gotten office I did, I should have
- 13:21Speaker 1: been literally killed with kindness and bogar slain with sweetcake.
- 13:26Speaker 1: End of Chapter one