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Episode 246: Darkie-Os · Not That Serious

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But you said she bounces other people. She beat you in the open,
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Mike. No, she's not funny, said other funny people bounce off of
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her. Yes, but have you seen interviews of her with people who weren't
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funny and she was the funny one? No, no, you say that.
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I don't care about those interviews. Those are not the big interviews that
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we see every day. I see the big ones with Yeah, so those
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are the one Those are the ones we're gonna judge her off of, because
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those are the ones that got her popular or got her in this where everybody's
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looking at her. I don't care about when she interviewed uh dick suck sucking
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fuck eight years ago. I don't care about that because in these I'm like,
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what the fuck did she had to this? In it? What is
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she doing? She's just there you let's asking questions, where's your son?
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All that? Have all of them been from a bed? No? No,
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that's the only one they did from. And they said, as some
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of Drake exclusive, they were inside like an arena, That's what he said.
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I don't know if that was like a inside. Yeah, we're now
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recording, man, Well turn it up, turn it up, turn it
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up, turn it up, turn it up, not too far, turn
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it down perfect, not too far. That's what she said. Oh hey,
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yo, j yo never said that. Yo, chill out, meet
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it up? Hey yo, What in the what in the heck is going
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on? Guys? It's the not that serious podcast aka the greatest podcast in
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the known universe. Um, we're discovering planets every day, but we're still
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the best podcast on those planets. Um. Huh did we talk? I
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don't know where I was, but somebody was talking about that there's another planet
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that was last week. I was. You were here, you were,
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you were there? Okay, because I'm like about a week ago. I'm
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like that shit, make no damn sense. It doesn't make sense. Okay.
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They said it's the biggest planet, but they can't see it. You
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can't see it, Yeah, but you can tell that it's rotating slower than
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Pluto or some shit Like I do the same thing on my dick. It's
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the biggest dick in the world, but you just can't see it. But
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it's big though it's huge. There's the visual dick spectrum. Then there's the
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invisible expect Now, when you go to the individual inspect when I'm in that
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invisible speci. I'm like, I'm like, I'm a white Hennessy bottle.
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You're the one percent. I am, I'm the point two point seven percent.
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Okay I am. I am a freak of nature. I'm not Jason.
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I'm Jason lust the Great. I am who do you think you are?
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Big dick? Okay, I am, I am? But uh it's
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your boy. Uh Michael, that's pretty big. Yeah he is. L
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Keenan is in the building. A doctor waffle m Jake in turn. Yes,
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yes that whoever came up with that's like great. Somebody put that shit
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on all caps too. Yeah they knew they was and turned on my quand
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like a flash of lightning into the brain like I did it, Yeah,
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you did it, You did it. You did A YouTube user six nine
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Gravy Staines. I don't know what's name. You gotta give him his props
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eventually. But yeah, you already know where to find us all the good
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stuff Patreon, give us money there. We just recorded the first of many
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movie reviews, Black movie reviews. That's gonna be going up soon. So
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if you want to catch us talk about Boomerang and then we're gonna talk about
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life and then from there like who knows the movie life of the movie.
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Yeah, I like the serial nineteen ninety nine. I can tell you that
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movie ends and a big toilet full of dukie. I try to be on
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that box. Of course you did, course you did. You try to
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everything. Y'all. Remember where the place mike when Yeah replaced Mikey definitely sent
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it a couple of photos. Y'all remember that when they were sound they were
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trying to find Mikey was the kid on the Life box, and like they
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were trying to find a new Mikey. So I gonna put your black ass
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on there, darker blurbal asks you never know, nice, try never.
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I can't see. Why is it nighttime on the box? Oh? Wow?
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Wow? Is it nighttime? Keenan's really not even that, but he's
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the darkest person to hit. It's like the cat in advertising. They didn't
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have strong enough lights back there. It's the light spectrum in the nineties.
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Yeah, just like he was on the Cereal box. I had to a
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Cereal box, flash the photo, put all the lights on. Take the
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pitch outside. I don't know. We're selling cereal, not lumps of coal.
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Okay, dark coming to you. That's the day of happisode right there.
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Dark Damn that had the photoshop a box of cereal Darky. I'm sorry
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you don't have There's no way. At the age thirty, you thought you
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were gonna get more black ass jokes. And it's just you thought you heard
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them, all right, you definitely because when I was nineteen, I thought
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I heard all the fat jokes. But then somebody compared me to a Tapo
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put the cup on the one of the cars, like, damn, that's
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a good new one. Damn. I looked like I was melting. I
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was like, Okay, that's pretty damn good. I thought I heard them
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on too, so put cup. Yeah, I was so mad, but
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I was like, it was so funny. I think I would flame you
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back, but this shit is fucking hilarious. So I now I got to
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look for a box of Oreos. I think that's the perfect serial that captures
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your your your as my essence and just put your picture on it. Dark
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sound chocolate, Okay, all right, all right, all right, real
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ah, okay, okay, because the Cereal to die for a keep on
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side Eddie Murphy movie The Vampire Brooklyn Oh my god, we hear Keena be
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the vampire Brooklyn or the box is dark. Oh my god, I was
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sorry. You want to suck the milk? Okay, all right, that's
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it. Okay. So the PO boxes PO Box number two seven six Burlington,
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New Jersey. Colors exactly impossible. We're all shas a black, We're
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all colors. Were being light skin make funny, being dark. Everybody can
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get it. We called this side. We called this side of the can
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we call this side of the podcast. The Pittsburgh Steelers. You know what
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it is. They get asked stuffing the Times wording this is Lebond Bell,
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but they never played. They were on the same at the same time.
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He probably much. They didn't overlap. Nah, you know, Leon Bell
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fuck some sh up, some shit up, some sh up. He fucked
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up a whole position. Saint Juan Barton there go to Sade because that nigga
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said, nigga took the Times on his He said, the whole state of
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New York and fuck off, I want my money. This nigga Bell set
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that shit out, came back, stuck it up just to end up celebrity
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boxing like three years later to me boxing Jake Paul oh oh Man. Every
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running back day that wasn't Jack should be fighting that nigga yo. And that's
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funny because that team was so stacked one super Bowl not one had the best
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defense bell all that good defense and ab not a damn like relatively contained a
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bye crazy and Heathan Miller crazy. That's how it goes. Yeah, sometimes
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that's how that's how to coke cokes. Um. But yeah, that's that
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we're here and uh yeah, so how's everybody's weak ben, Uh, let's
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start with Keenan? Okay, So I went to an open mic. Uh
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the start think it was gonna start like that. Everybody sucked almost forgot that
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have I went to an open mic. You know our podcast member here,
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Michael daven Winfield. Uh, was a part of an open mic. Where
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where was this open mic? So? Okay? The open mic was at
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a pizza place, Pizza Uno and uh and Maple Shade. Yes, who
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knows is everywhere? Yeah? Uno Pizza realand and Maple Shade, New Jersey,
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you know Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. Yeah, so Chicago, this town.
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I just was yeah, yeah it was so it was at a pizza
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place, right, who knows who knows. So you go in didn't think
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there's a comedy. I wouldn't think that if there's an open mic, pizza
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is already a joke. So the wings were good, though, so crazy,
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because that's how I know I got to start changing my life. I'm
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in this uber mic and I'm trying to follow my dreams of comedy. You're
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in this what I'm in this open mic trying to follow my comedy dreams.
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But all I kept doing was looking back at Keenan's play the wings. I
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was like, those wings look really fucking good. They were I don't even
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think I went up at this point yet, and I'm like, those wings
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are fucking astounding. I focus, but I gotta focus on my set list.
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But those wings really really But yeah, So went to open Mike.
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Mike did his thing out there, and then I had to sit thank you
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there for remaining one hour and fifty five minutes. Did you went first?
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No? He was six six. It was like, how many people would
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you say? It was like first, what? Two? Three niggas?
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Was like, I can't do this by like bro, they were so bad.
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So each person had five minutes. Okay, the first two people very
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long, like their set was so short they essentially went up there, did
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a knock knock, joking, then walk. That's how short it was.
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And the guy was like, they were scared. Um, so all right,
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so let me let me, let me cut in right here. I
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want to give these people some grace. I was generous of you. I
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will. I will because the comedian too. Comedian open mics number one,
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that's exactly what you saw that. I know you weren't expecting that, but
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that's what an open mic is. It's literally just a bunch of guys established,
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not established, just going up there to see if shit works. It's
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literally, like I'm putting in basketball terms, you go to the y,
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you just run, you just start shooping. Everybody there is not making the
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team. But it's just a space for everybody to just get their wind up,
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you know what I'm saying, get the heart rate going. That's what
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the open mic is. It's a space for everybody to just try stuff.
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Sometimes it don't work, as we've seen a lot of it don't work.
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And even the best comedians go to these open mics and they just doesn't work.
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And now there are people here that probably you know, shouldn't be pursuing
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this at all, they at all don't have the charisma for it. Probably
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not you're just a funny friend and you're like, oh, I could do
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stand up you can't. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's also another thing
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too. People get this misconception because like they're the funny guy in their group
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or especially they're the funny guy at work that they think. And I'm pretty
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sure all those guys that went up that were terrible, they're probably hilarious.
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And like situations like this where you're just kicking it and you know, you're
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just shooting the ship. That is completely different from doing stand up comedy because
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you have to you have to create something and observe something from nothing and create
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an elaborate thought and make it funny and sometimes even like profoundish a little bit,
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even not all the time, but like it has to be funny,
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not dry. It's all about the construction of it, the delivery of it,
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finding up. That's where delivery in time, Yeah, pacing comes into
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play. Like just different words you can use, Like different words are funny,
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Like you can say something like I drove the truck or he's like somebody
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control this vehicle like that even it gives it a different flavor, so to
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speak, different feel, different fields. So it's like it's really as much
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of a science as it is an art. And I think a lot of
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people say, oh, I'm just the funny guy with around the homies or
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at work. I could just go up there and tell my usual dicking fart
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jokes and it's just gonna go and and a lot of people went up there
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and trying to talk and then correct me if I'm wrong though, being a
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comedian, and when you're up there, you're supposed to do a setup than
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the joke, right, usually yes, not set up, and then the
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set up I know you're talking and then setting that dude was set up and
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then set up again. That dude was really bad. See, but his
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thing is it was really bad that I wouldn't even call those setups. Like
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if if if I was to put that into lame his's terms, right,
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what No, if I could put in a basketball metaphor, right, he
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was supposed to get something to the game, right, So you're like like
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like like you're like, oh, oh, this guy about to come in
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and he's putting to get something into the game, and they run them.
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They like like they from and he never got on the court. I would
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I would say that you know what it also is like never got on the
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court. He just sat there. Remember remember you remember the Boomdocks, the
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Boondocks when Riley was playing basketball. He didn't know how to shoot. He
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was just dribbling and I was like, oh, he's got some good handles
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there. He's still dribbling. I don't know what you're gonna do it,
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but he's dribbling and dribbling. Wow, really lift the end. I don't
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know if he's gonna do something else. Nope, still dribbling, Like that's
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what that dude set was like, yes, and it's the last never Oh,
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he just never told the joke. No, no, no, no,
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I can I'm saying in the fucking group chat, is he gonna tell
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a joke? I can talk, But with the way me and Keenan were
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sitting and Mike and we couldn't be like, I couldn't say like is this
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nigga gonna because like yeah, like so I was. It wasn't tell a
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joke. So first of all, shout out the offer coming out. I
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appreciate that. Kenny Kane, Elsie Xavier was there, and MJ was there,
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and then Erica came nice, so we were there and like yeah,
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so like we was just there and the dude. So everybody signed up.
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You know usually how this word You're supposed to email the guy beforehand and he'll
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put you on the list. Now everybody running through the list, and now
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this is a lot of people, and we're near the end of the night
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and it's getting it's getting twenty six people to have how many people? Was
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that many people? And this dude comes in late, I damn near near
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the end, comes in and tries to sign up. They let him sign
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up. So when I see him come in, he and he looked like
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he would be funny. It looked like some people look like they would be
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like funny, he's got something in the back. He looked like red smiling.
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I was like he kind of gave off like a DC young fly vibe.
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Yes. So it's like someone showing up to the court and they got
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they got the sleeve. He's like he about them who definitely not picking up
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The person at the court with the sleeve on there normally asked because why the
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fuck you got access for his own outside, So definitely picking him up.
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But like he just gave off like the energy that you know he's about to
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tell these jokes. He just had a funny He looked like he was gonna
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be funny. Yeah. But and then he just got up there and he
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didn't and he didn't. Nigga just talked and he tried to do what some
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of the other comedians did. He tried to bounce off there, but it
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wasn't. Brotal was not. I can give seventy per of his set right
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now, do it. So let's let me, let me, let me,
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let me, let me set the stage for you. I'm the comedian
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before him. He said something about like Ethiopian. He says like, um,
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the open Jews ethiopen and Jewish people he was saying, he was he
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was talking about like Jesus is black. It's Jesus is black. He was
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like, yeah, I can say that Jesus was black because you know,
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um whatever, just what he's from and whatever. He's like, Drake is
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probably the but he's not the darkest Jew. He says something like Drake is
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probably the darkest Jew you've ever met. And he was like He's like,
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yeah, I know they're Ethiopian. Jewish people. But I don't acknowledge that.
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So that's what he said. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen
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him, so I don't acknowledge that. Okay, and this is him coming
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up. No no, no, no, no no, but this is
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Ethiopian juice. That's my time. So all right, so I'm Ricky Daniel.
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Second next time he comes up and goes, you heard of Ethiopia,
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right, all right, yeah, yeah, you've heard of Ethiopia. Like
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it's it's it's been around a long time, right, Like Ethiopia is just
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it's been around a long time. It's just but here's the thing though,
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right, So like like right, he's pretty spot on so far. You
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was gonna be a cop right like like like like you you got cops in
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your family, Like like you was gonna be a cop, right you do?
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A cop? Guy's like no, but so um like if if if
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if he was to be like I was gonna shoot this shit up. Like
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remember he was like I'm going to be a cop. Oh yeah, oh
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yeah here like I'm I'm gonna be a cops. You know what I'm saying
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when we learned to be a cop. And I'm saying like he said you
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could tell, And I was like, there's things that you gotta do to
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be a cop, Like did you know that you have to be able to
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jump a certain amount of feet to be a cop? Like you have to
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jump so high to be a cop. And like he's doing this, he's
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getting so uncomfortably close. He's looking at us like the black niggas in the
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front, he's looking at us like save me, like like he got so
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close to Eric. I'm like I almost like like, bro, like you're
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so like back the fuck up, like about to hit with the like like
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he's doing. And he like got his head but like, hey, like
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this close to a fan like my nigga, like he's to be a police
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officer, right, but did you know you had to jump like ten inches
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in the air of me belice like but like damn nigga, Like yeah,
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you know what I'm saying, And I'm going to stop this nigging out and
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the unos right now like an open mic back but but but get back to
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something. So times sometimes it's just hard to shot back to the set though,
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so so he like he like so like you know, you make it
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to seem genius. Go ahead, listen he was like, so like,
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you know what I'm saying, Like, you know, you gotta practice shooting,
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right, what I'm saying, you gotta practice shooting. Like if he
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was to say that he was gonna shoot the shit up, and I'm saying
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he can shoot the shit up. If I say I'm gonna shoot this shit
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up, you got time because so bro, it's so bad. He would
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pause like that because like he's looking at link closer into his fucking dirty finger
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and fucking wait for the I think that was at the point I texted in
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the group chat, is this nigga gonna tell Joe I'm seeing here? Like,
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is this nik ning a new brand of comedy right in front of me?
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Maybe anti comedy again, the anti joke, the anti joke comedian Like
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he's like he's like he's like a comedian. Heel. He just goes up
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there and he didn't say light things, ironic comedy, like what the fuck
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is this? So like so like he's still going and you know the women's
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five minutes, some people go like three, three and a half. This
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motherfucker is using he's just five of those five. And I think he went
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over to he said he was the last one of them last, like Nigga
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and the energy that was left in that room. He sucked that. She's
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like you in football friends, He's like, all right, before we go
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Mega suicide, everybody after you did the team breakdown exactly, all right,
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the fus on three well through the three fuckers, Mega suicide. Now,
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SUSI so like, yeah, and I'm saying, like, you gotta practice
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shooting, bro, And like if I was to say I was gonna shoot
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this shit up, you got four to six weeks because the gun gotta go
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from one guy to the next guy to the next guy. Right now,
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I'm telling guy how the gun trade works in the hood because it got to
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go through so many places to tell a joke before it can get to me.
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He's really bad. He's just looking around, bro, Bro, looking
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at us. He's looking for us to go Yeah, I know, Zachly
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what you're talking about. It was so it was so bad his niggas laugh
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didn't laugh. I think he must have lost a fantasy back. He had
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to have lost that. I think he might have been lost one of the
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jones that you had to do Open Mike Comedy. We were supposed to have
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supposed to do that, and I was writing jokes for those It wasn't I
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wouldn't lose, but you were betting prepared. Yeah, it was looking that
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way. Didn't give them to whoever lost you last go ahead. But it
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was this one guy where his jokes weren't funny, like because everybody, everybody
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went up there like, oh, this is a tough crowd, a lot
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of dissentance, Like you guys, gotta give me something. Be funny,
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be funny. It was to the point where they would say that and then
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like when niggas said laughed, they just like, I'm done. That's it
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was gonna be like fucking get up, Okay, I'm done. I was
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like, but it was just like two jokes. He said, I'm done.
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A lot of guys. We looked at the guys, tap looked at
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his paper. It was just like, if y ain't laughing my best hitters
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in the what's the point? But they literally like myself, but jo your
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thick ass pizza. But and then the Jew, the Jews joke, Jesus
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Jew like that, Like I think he was he got to work on that.
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Yeah, he gotta work. He was just work on that. He
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didn't have confidence here's my thing. So, Mike, you came in second
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right, Yeah, so it was the first place person person actually funny.
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She was funny. No, I like, there's she was. No,
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she was clean. I can give you her set too. She was clean
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if I can give you in the in the I don't want to hear her.
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And it was she was good. Out of everybody there, Yeah,
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she should have been top three. Nope, nope, everybody there, I
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don't think. So she's not top three. I don't know. She wasn't
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top three. No, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to have to trust.
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So yeah, I'm gonna trust, especially Mike. The guy that was
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sitting at our table. Uh, he was funnier than her. One the
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one that was than the one that was next to you, not the one
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that next there was actually funny people that okay, not not funny, but
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like he had some like chuckles one. And the thing is like for for
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that guy, I thought she had some good one for for that the name
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one. I saw her, saw her it's all coming with the name exactly
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when she did. I was like, oh, And I said to me,
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I was like, she's gonna say somage. Oh, so you found
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James so so. But the guy that was sitting at our tables like so
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like he had like some chuckle moments. Like his funniest stuff was when he
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was when he would tell a joke and like it didn't go over the way
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he wanted to, and he was like, we're just having fun, and
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like he said that after every joke, and that's where each time it progressively
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got funnier. So I would laughing every time he like, like he telling
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a joke, but like, but that's not a joke, not but it's
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like but laughing at him fail. Yeah, but that was the problem.
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The problem with a lot of them. They weren't just like going through their
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set. They were just like if they didn't get the lad that like take
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them out and they'll be like, ah, dad, y'all suposed to laugh
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at that one. And it was like that the punchline. But but that's
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why I will come in and give grace. That's a lot of these are
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not polished set. I take nothing fro We were saying to you in the
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parking lot, nigga, you shouldn't be doing shit like this no more.
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What the biggest comedians do. Open mic open mics short, yes, but
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I feel like there's tears open mics now. Of course, like you said,
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a parking lot that a lot of these open mics are in these these
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back coop that's where they are. But I feel like there's gotta be like
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some some others that are higher. Actually you gotta go. You gotta they
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know, no, Nigga, they're there. They are you saying no,
27:41
because I'm telling you in Philly, they're still in restaurants and they're there's Philly,
27:48
there's three comedy clubs. After that, they barely have moving mics,
27:52
and if they do, you have to sign up months in advance, and
27:55
then even then you're not guaranteed to get on. I will take and open
27:59
mic in a restaurant in Philly over Maple. So you're I'm telling you,
28:03
maybe open mic every three months better than but but I will take one in
28:07
a big in a city versus I'm telling going to those every three months,
28:14
maybe they let you on. It's not conducive to creating a cohesive set when
28:19
you can go somewhere multiple times a week. But a's just talking about getting
28:26
practice. So if you can, so if you say you want to be
28:30
a basketball player, but you can only practice at the fucking the Sixers practice
28:34
gym. But that ship's only opened on the second Monday and every month.
28:40
But no, you know, but that's all the only place you go to
28:41
practice. Are you gonna be good? No? Sometimes I'm saying to both,
28:47
but they're saying, don't when you say just focus on that, that
28:51
is the wrong way to do this. Yeah, it's beneath them, but
28:55
it's not beneath nobody. If it's not beneath fucking Kevin Harpers the great,
29:00
if it's not beneath like the winds, the way like the winds is.
29:06
Yeah, we were just saying, we think you're better than that, and
29:08
I'm telling you they not because nobody isn't. It's the crack. Oh,
29:15
it's where you do no bullshit. Okay, So in the final four,
29:21
Okay, in the final four, it was Michael, it was the lay
29:25
that one. It was this Indian guy, and I think we kind of
29:29
fucked up and Mike, we didn't because it's kind of cheered. We shouldn't.
29:33
Niggas didn't say shit. I cheered. I just wasn't. So this
29:37
one guy, your girls should have moved for you. I would keep I
29:42
would louder than her. Okay, cross my legs, I would, but
29:49
either way I would louder. Stop wrestling my queen. No, no,
29:53
not. But there was a guy who was in the final four that I
29:57
promise you no body laughed at his jokes personally because I couldn't understand them.
30:04
Okay, I'm not gonna do that because I understood, but nobody laughed at
30:11
his jokes. And I mean, like, like not even he said Indian.
30:15
Yeah, he had to be someone up there. It was a black
30:18
girl. It was a black woman. But that's she was fun way,
30:22
way funnier than him. We didn't make it. Like she said at my
30:26
table, she was very funny, got two ups, two downs, remember
30:30
our jokes. She was like, I remember two of her jokes verbatim.
30:33
That's how funny they were. And I was like, why am I sticky
30:37
here? I'm never exactly? She she she over there getting sex while she
30:41
sleeps. She like, you did it again, didn't you? Like?
30:44
No, Like, why why am I sticky down here? Then? Why
30:45
am I sticky? Like I'll never wake up sticky? Like this? Like
30:48
she like she actually had some funny jokes and she wasn't even concerned. That
30:52
was the crazy thing too. I don't know how you felt, but like
30:55
you couldn't tell that like everybody, most of the people there awoided comedian.
31:00
You look at her and I was like, oh, I didn't think she
31:02
was gonna get up. I didn't think she was gonna And then the other
31:04
the old black guy, older black dude, and the way he came up
31:07
and did the shit, I thought he was with her because that whole table
31:11
looked like they were all families. A family was like sport for her,
31:15
yes, And then I didn't think he was gonna go up there and do
31:18
his little have powder in his hand for the whole night until you go bro,
31:22
So who was the judge? Like who judged this? Yeah, so
31:25
basically I guess the host but chose the final four and then from there it's
31:30
like like a crowd reaction type with that. And the host was somebody who
31:33
was like kind of established. I guess No, host was just a random
31:37
person who works at unos. No, he was probably opened my guy.
31:41
He probably did a couple of pay things, you know what I mean,
31:45
like up and coming, how much he walked, he walked away when he
31:48
was doing it. He was like, Oh, I think he was.
31:51
He's somebody that he knew so well, didn't you say that? Like like
31:55
he was like he almost won, like a, yeah, he wasn't in
31:57
the Philly He was in like the h So in Philadelphia, the Helium.
32:02
Yeah, um, they do. They do a competition every year called Philly's
32:07
Funniest and you know you sign it up next year. I have to say,
32:10
I am going to sign up for next year? Um? Signed when?
32:15
When? When? When? When? Probably probably in the probably round
32:19
one or time early next year. The contest runs now in the summertime,
32:23
as you were saying, funniest. Yea, So they have a competition.
32:27
He like made it to like the third or fourth round, like near the
32:30
semifinals or some shit. And maybe he had something else that was funnier.
32:35
But from what I saw, maybe she was trying out like that. But
32:39
I'll give them great because it's like you're like, you're probably trying new shit,
32:45
and just by the nature of this beast alone, new shit ain't gonna
32:49
work all the time. Yeah, of course, that's why it's new.
32:52
You know what I'm saying. You see that shit lebron do When he looked
32:55
at his hand you think that ship was falling the first couple of times he
32:58
did the ship. Oh but work all that shit and now there's tiktoks at
33:05
it to of it. He don't miss that for you, because there was
33:09
like you don't miss that. There was one guy that I was just wholeheartedly
33:14
disappointed over because I thought he was about to kill the big black dude,
33:17
big black dude, bro, because like you just look, this guy's probably
33:22
about like six he's literally boy robed with like eight more inches of height,
33:28
and it's like like you would just think like, oh, this guy gotta
33:31
be killing Discord, Like he's gonna be hilarious. Exactly, He'll get no
33:36
bitches. He gotta make it over with these jokes. Bro. He went
33:40
up there in flatlined. Oh what was he saying? Just talking? Now?
33:45
I can't remember his said because to me, I don't think he had
33:46
it was the racist jokes. Remember, Oh what was he saying that made
33:53
you so? Man? So he was like he was like he's a very
33:59
tough yeah, because this is why this is why it's harder, this is
34:04
why it's hard to be comedy for niggas. Man. No, it don't
34:07
give you no no, because if you gotta do a whole dance, you
34:13
gotta put your dad out. And then I was like, peel on the
34:16
floor and then slip on it. What no, Because if it's funny,
34:21
it's funny. But if it's not funny, like, I'm not gonna give
34:24
you a chuckle, I'm not gonna make not thoughwardness is because because this is
34:30
what you do, you don't laugh. Like when I was in there,
34:32
I was giving people a little something. You get because smiles when that sh
34:39
with a snile, niggas just smiled you. But it's still silent. Silent.
34:45
This guy's smiling. He gets higging like the currency that comedians are.
34:54
The currency that comedians received, it's laughter. It's like I know, it's
35:00
it's validation. I know a lot of people don't want to value badgers,
35:02
but it also gives people the confidence to continue. And Bro, it's hard
35:12
it is to be up there and nobody's giving you nothing and open mic plant
35:15
and you just I would do it if I get paid to go to open
35:21
mics and just laugh. Bro, I'm telling you easy, between you and
35:24
the host, that would have been only niggas laughing in the room. He
35:29
would have been making me laugh was the only one I'm thinking about. I'm
35:37
thinking about being the only nigga laughing other than nigga because the whole to me
35:40
now, the host was giving them the like he was giving them notes,
35:45
and I'm like, but he was the only nigga. You know that shit
35:47
wasn't funny. That's what would have had me crying. Bro trying so hard.
35:52
But what was those lifeless jokes? Tears? What was racist? I
35:58
forget what words like cast somebody this and they're this, It's like it's somebody
36:02
who's a racers a racist? Okay. It was like it was like,
36:07
what would you call somebody who who you know, knows a lot about dinosaurs
36:13
or rocks, like a meteorologist. What would you call somebody who knows a
36:16
lot about geologists? Geologists? Yeah, well that's why sist swis Brox real
36:24
quick, because I didn't know if the dinosaur right, I got you came
36:28
on, come up that one wrong. On the other you said, meteorologislogist
36:36
rocks meteors like dinosaurs. Sounds like the meteor in the dinosaurs. We don't
36:42
have to sit on this too long. But yeah, but he was like,
36:45
oh, so what do you call somebody who knows a lot of bad
36:49
people a race a racist? No? And then he had a whole like
36:55
old Trump. I voted for Drump and he was a big goofy black dude.
36:59
Yes, because somebody was like, like who he voted from Trump?
37:02
His big black ass. The only person like everybody was like, oh yeah,
37:09
that's the dude that left. The nigga like the pedophile whatever. He
37:15
was funny, and then he he left, he would have been I was
37:19
like, damn, he might have took my ship where he was. He
37:22
was funny. He was like, yeah, I've never heard two four year
37:24
olds making out, but okay, what he told his jokes and left.
37:29
There's a couple of people that did that. I just needed to practice if
37:32
we wanted to leave, but we couldn't because he was just like that.
37:36
If we was in the back, oh, trust believe I would have just
37:38
scooted my ass to fuck up out of them. But because he was like
37:44
Keen was sitting right next to the host, yes, hands could have been.
37:50
It was to the point where the nigga asked us like, who's next.
37:52
I was like, nigga, not a comedian, Who's next? Looked
37:58
at us like like, you guys going up next, I'm like, no,
38:00
I'm not going up. He had this paper there asking you like no,
38:05
no, he asked me and as if we were going to all and
38:07
we was like I'm talking about that. He's like, oh, which one
38:08
is now? He definitely said he was up there like who's next on the
38:12
should I'm just sitting there like, bro, you thought about it. DA
38:15
listen. If somebody would write jokes for me, I would do it.
38:21
I can't create a joke, but like I have the stage presidents to tell
38:24
a joke, I can't write mom on joke. I'm the person that every
38:28
story, every day conversation like oh, keep it's funny. You should start
38:30
and do stand up. No, because I can't write. Just be a
38:32
storytelling keen. I'm not Dave Chappelle. Okay. Storyteller is a very good
38:37
and cheap way to get these jokes on. Tell a story, to tell
38:39
us real, real shit that happened to you. That's if I was doing
38:44
five That Dick story is five minutes and it could be lost. One time,
38:46
I was trying to go to this interview, right I had to stop
38:49
by the pizza place, right y, I t you see that story,
38:55
and I did it. I'm not just stealing. Next I got open.
39:00
Mike, you need to tell that joke because I'm gonna tell it. My
39:04
name is Keenan. I got one joke for y'all. Getting the funk out
39:07
of here here and go and tell that story. I swear to God by
39:09
the time you get done that shit, that's no pun intended. Thanks for
39:13
the material, both of y'all. No, like Mike was, one time
39:17
I shipped myself really bad. Myself. My name is Keenan, and I
39:22
s garlic knots. I did not eat them. I'm better keya though,
39:29
because it's like Michael, you gotta you gotta fine tune that joke, which
39:37
no, So so I actually want to call and take and like that right
39:43
now. Like when when we were talking about that, like I know,
39:46
like I put funny, I was actually like kind of being serious a little
39:50
bit, like you know, like what are you talking about? So,
39:52
like Mike, Mike, it's like the first It's like the first NI was
39:55
like Nigga that went last last. Well, No, I'm not telling jokes,
39:58
but but like so, like Mike, Mike had a joke where I
40:00
was like a he got fine tuned that because like from the outside person,
40:05
I'm like, that's not the reason why that goes oh, but like like
40:09
I was playing funny behind it and Mike goes, oh, kens he's trying
40:13
to make jokes around the women aget looking at it. I'm like, listen
40:16
to this criticism and I like criticism, But what the fuck are you talking
40:21
about? What you do it? Again? Tell me, Joe, go
40:23
ahead, well I would have to tell a joke once, Well, tell
40:27
tell me the criticism. I'll tell the joke. So the criticism was that
40:31
you gotta change why Oh I know, yeah, this is so I tell
40:37
the joke where I'm going you know, you know, I'm being thirty and
40:40
like, I gotta lose It's become more apparent I gotta lose weight. It's
40:44
becoming to the point where it's coming up the situations where it doesn't warrant it.
40:47
That's not it what that's that's not what you said. That's I did
40:52
say. You're combining jokes now joke jokes? And what did he say?
40:58
I feel like he was telling you joke but telling them the whole thing.
41:01
Yeah. Not so like because at the thirty part that was just strictly about
41:07
your age, right, and you was like, know what I'm saying,
41:09
Like I'm thirty now, and like my knees and stuff is starting to hurt
41:14
more, and like I'm more audible when I sit stand up and sit down,
41:16
and I'm like people in the audience is like, it's not because it's
41:22
because that's not that's not what you were talking about. What I thought you
41:27
were talking about the dentist thing. No, no, no, no,
41:29
that was fine, keep that in there. But oh you're saying yeah,
41:31
no, no, no, this is what you said. It was like
41:35
the sit down part. I get, but this is what you said.
41:37
He was like, oh, you're saying how your knees popped. It was
41:39
like, your knees not problem because you're old. They would think. I'm
41:44
like, well, well, when you tell the joke, you just look
41:45
up like, yeah, my knees popping because I'm thirty now, y'all.
41:49
Just I can't think of any other reason why I don't do that. Man.
41:54
I'll get old, y'all. Anything hurt. I'm getting old. It's
41:59
hard to stay end up. Sometimes, it's even hard to walk along distances
42:04
and run. Man. Man, old thirty sucks and then you got the
42:09
person a back like your mama and then boom. But that's why I was
42:17
like and then like, I feel like you had to like give something else
42:21
other than like your knees, like you know, like Cam say, being
42:23
tired all the time, because yo, all you gotta are you getting your
42:28
ship off right now? Yes? No, I'm just doing all this in
42:34
front of my girl, so you're not cann it. Get like the first
42:39
time me and my girl, that's not the first time, I multiple times,
42:45
multiple yes, the first time I met it was at Ant's house years
42:47
ago. And then a rerun Michael, exactly, you spun the block.
42:54
The show got canceled and they brought it back a couple of years later.
43:00
And listen, We're happier home. I'm happier home. I'm happier everybody.
43:05
Might you know I'm happy home, bab, everybody's happy she's here exactly.
43:09
Maybe everything's back to normal. Don't fuck this up, please, but we
43:14
have not. It's not like we haven't seen this before. He said,
43:21
that's your first time meeting my girl. No, my brand new girl,
43:23
Like like that's m JA, that's it, David. I'm like that's I'm
43:29
like, I've seen this moment before. We've been following each other on so
43:36
what's on the doctor for the day? Come back saying we just definitely spent
43:43
weekly. Don't see how's your week? We don't listen, man, my
43:52
week was cool. I went to ac either way, Keena turns up funny.
43:54
We could talk about no no that nigga turned it Totherfuckndurntie Griffin, Nigga
44:05
turned there, Bertie Matt came back from the dead. I was like,
44:08
sp so look, okay, so wait, wait, wait something okay.
44:15
Niggas man the old man with the powder in his hand, right, that's
44:19
a real joke. I don't know his pocket or he was just clissing his
44:23
fist for two hours walking around some flower and his f they don't even know
44:29
he's got he's got two dice in this pocket. I think I think he
44:34
he doesn't know that we know. I think, like fu so so so
44:43
this guy like like he starts his big no, he throws powder again,
44:50
the fucking dust right, my nigga, the fuck up? Hold he got
44:55
on stage and started like that like his first joke, I believe being old
45:00
and then like I believe that the powder was him ejaculating seamens some shit like
45:04
I come like like that he used babie powder for something and it's just all
45:09
in her. No, no, no, but you look at him,
45:13
you didn't think he had like vulgar jokes. He like that his balls or
45:19
clanking and clanking and like I got old man balls. So like, oh,
45:22
man man with these old man balls. You know, I got made
45:24
sure I got old my legs, make sure that they stopped moving. And
45:28
then I sit, damn because you ever seen an old man sit on his
45:30
balls? Just go to the church and like, okay, So he started
45:37
off, He's going and like like I'm sitting. I'm like, yo,
45:39
why does he sound like Bernie Mack? Like like like he he's giving off
45:44
like a like like a Bernie Max. Until he gets to the end realized
45:47
it wasn't like, oh I'm gonna beat your kids. He literally he literally
45:52
his ship wasn't working, and he said, I'm just gonna do an impression
45:55
now Bernie Mack. And nothing's work at y'all. So I'm gonna just improvised.
46:00
Listen, listen, I'm gonna be a child kiper Vider, I'm gonna
46:06
let you know. Now your child hit another kid, I'm gonna beat his
46:07
ass. Puts another kid, I'm gonna beat his ass. You like to
46:12
pick up your kids, I'm gonna beat your ass. Oh I can't do
46:15
Bernie Mack, so don't kill me. It gave a little Bernie mac esque.
46:21
It wasn't enough, but like I knew, like I heard Bernie Mack
46:23
before he even got into his Yeah, you knew he was gonna take zactly.
46:27
How about the nigga that's stole the joke? Man, a nigga stole
46:31
a joke mid opened mic, open mic, someone else that already went yes,
46:37
what Like literally four people later he did like a similar like the same
46:43
kind of punchline, like the one dude goes up and he goes like,
46:45
yeah, man, my girl only my girls only. Um, my girl's
46:50
only gonna my girl only sluing me if I buy her stuff or if I
46:53
take her out to dinner. First, yeah she's bisexual. And I'm chuckled,
46:58
like hai, that was pretty good. And then like four people later,
47:01
some old hackey guy comes up. He goes, yeah, you know,
47:06
my girl, my wife. You know what I'm saying, she's she's
47:08
bi sexual. She's only should only gets stuff if I buy or something.
47:15
I like, my nigga, did you not joke? We're all sitting here.
47:19
This isn't so funny because that dude brought his girl and this girl was
47:22
looked like and I looked. I was like, like, you're just gonna
47:25
steal a joke. I'm like, he really did that? She was like,
47:29
you really did that? Fuck. The only reason why I give that
47:35
sort of kind of a path because it's an open mic and these are like
47:37
not professional. So like he came in with that joke. Hopefully, hopefully
47:42
he came in with that joke. Definitely didn't. He had nothing else to
47:44
get and he had nothing else to give. So he's like, I gotta
47:46
still tell this joke. He should have. He would have been better off
47:49
saying that dude said the joke. I was gonna say, I'm gonna just
47:52
move on. Yeah, honestly, yeah, you went over there if you
47:54
heard that bi sexual joke. Yeah, I was gonna say the same ship.
47:57
So here you go, though, Yeah, here you go to broblem.
48:00
Here's my spin on that, I need to be a comedian. Not
48:01
much of a spin though. Here's my slight rotation of it exact native degree.
48:10
But yeah, no, Mike, just just just all in all,
48:13
you need to be up on the stage more. People say in the comments
48:17
our listeners, Oh, Mike, funny, you do stand up great.
48:21
We even tell you forever for years, stand up great. We just need
48:23
you on the stage more. Yeah, we need we need you to get
48:28
us over the hump. Yeah, because right now you're the closest because you
48:34
got eyes on you. Okay, um, well, and anybody want to
48:40
see my set. I'm want to upload it soon, but it's just hard
48:44
to upload that one because a lot of laughs on that. Let's just put
48:46
it on the laugh track, just putting the laugh track track. Just shot
48:55
like b roll of his back, but no no audience. Funny easy,
49:01
easy, easy. Yeah, we put a four house laugh track on that.
49:05
On his KNA his jokes that weren't funny, I was like, what
49:07
the fuck? Yeah, I went to the store together day. Y'all know
49:14
I'm black, right, I can't keep so when I go to the store,
49:20
I only brought it by the brown eggs because you know, the white
49:22
eggs. White eggs. Back down in my corner store, they sell a
49:28
bag of just the end pieces. That's a little funny. What Noah,
49:37
get a little lover bread and it's nothing but anybody and I'll be like,
49:42
what were you looking at when you picked up the bread? So you know
49:45
that's how they packaged it. The backage just says end pieces sick, and
49:52
that's like, yeah, we're all out of the end pieces. Little got
49:54
a bunch of psycho flat haird burger bones round as scene with Oh my god,
50:00
that's the most piece of bread in the back. You know that was
50:04
something that would be at Trader Jewels. Yeah, weird like that just in
50:08
piece in piece loaves. I can see white people picking that up. My
50:13
gosh, it's so revolutionary. It's artisanal. But bread. I'm gonna get
50:19
the bread that gets the most disrespect. It holds this bread lacks visibility,
50:24
it holds the avocado perfectly. It's like a little dumb cup justice for in
50:30
pieces. All bread matters, All all pieces matter. That what the interfere?
50:39
What I want to do? That han't get me hot every week?
50:44
Yeah? Got me? So we need to finish that a sap. I'm
50:49
not saying tonight, I'm just saying it needs to go. Okay, okay,
50:53
so yeah, it won't. It won't make it through August. Me.
50:58
Yeah, definitely not. Met Elsie and m J went golfing, got
51:04
Jack, got Jack Jack. I was super producer Elsie's first time golfing.
51:09
I'm addicted. Now I'm going tomorrow one. Well you are like, then
51:13
y'all going to my brother, all right, we are getting clubs from he
51:15
has clubs, he do, Yeah, he golfs. Yeah. Blair looked
51:20
like a Blair. Just I'm saying that golf Now, if you would have
51:23
said Jordan, I would be like, get the fu Jordan and golfing ship.
51:28
He Blair definitely looked like a golf golf literally golf wing. But yeah,
51:32
I'm going to morn one. Okay, you're trying to go. Yeah,
51:36
I have to go to I have I mean it worked later, but
51:42
it's early. It's early tea time. What time early that's early tea time.
51:52
That's lunch, man, that is the time I will be at work.
51:54
Anybody. Yeah, that work's pretty telling because you know we told you
52:00
to get there at a certain time and you were, Well, the problem
52:02
was I went to the wrong place. Also steal you man, late thing
52:10
here is the thing. So yeah, I got there late. But also
52:15
I was like, man, this place is right down the street. Anyway,
52:16
but I was looking for the clubs. I had to get the clubs
52:19
together. So I remember my garage looking for everything. It was my brothers,
52:25
well they were my grandfather. They were going golfer, so they were
52:30
in the before, so let me get these calls together. But either way,
52:34
even when I got to the place, like the place that I thought
52:37
was gonna be at, the tea time was ten forty. I got there
52:39
like ten forty five. We're supposed to be teeing off hitting the ball at
52:44
exactly like ten forty. I know the very It's my first time golfer.
52:49
I even have a college shirt. I was chilling. Luckily we were at
52:52
the most golf looking like Jalen Hurts pre game. Yes much, Yes,
53:00
I have on six years basketball shorts. He was ready to I was saying,
53:07
where are you where your work sneakers? What did your sisters say?
53:14
Dressed like a TJ. It is the golf, he said? Where his
53:21
shoes? You don't care about? So I wore my multi colored ones look
53:25
like look like they just came out the box. First of all, I
53:28
haven't won this long time because they're they're maiden. It's not highs. You
53:30
know what I'm saying. Respect Jordan mid Once, please I got a pair.
53:36
I do kind of, It's all right. But yeah, it was
53:39
a good time, all black holding, good time to be out there.
53:44
So why did you'll do a whole? You didn't do a whole? A
53:45
team did? Yeah we did? Yeah really, I mean Kelsey did like
53:49
sixteen he pretty much. I say, I was almost done yea, I
53:52
had to go DJ. Yeah. But what I will say about my first
53:55
time is I didn't understand what they meant by like you're gonna lose a ball,
54:00
So like I don't think you had balls? No, I ran out,
54:04
But the first three of the first three no, no, no,
54:07
Kevi keV had something because I didn't realize that my brother didn't have any in
54:10
his bag. And also I didn't know that they didn't just give you some
54:13
of the golf course, Like I didn't know, like you don't know they
54:15
don't give you that nobody I have. I went into this. They don't
54:19
just give you ball, No, No, you have to buy they give
54:21
you nothing. You go there with everything you buy him at the pro shop.
54:24
Yeah, Brian, the kind of I want to dick today. I
54:30
should have sent you pictures are different I want I bought. I bought a
54:36
hundred crawls for like, right now, somebody from New York pulls and balls.
54:42
You're gonna take a picture, send the balls. They should have sent
54:45
you a pitch of all the balls I've seen. They got high quality balls,
54:49
food balls, colored balls. You got, dis got the best bulls,
54:54
dee little balls, white bulls, black balls, balls, bulls sat
55:00
so that I hate the Paul ship. Bro. If it's gay's gay.
55:07
If you like, if you like you, oh damn less one, you
55:09
get a boner ahead. M no, no, on with it. And
55:17
I was like, that was just that sounds like that. He was like,
55:22
who thinks coke is a hard drunk? Like that's that's good in the
55:25
three of me. I'm gonna kiss his dick as long as it doesn't get
55:29
hard. Everybody straight, straight alight, nig. It's not gay only if
55:32
you like, only like it's the intention behind the kiss on the dick.
55:37
If you do it just you intend to do. If you're just doing it
55:43
just to kiss the big ain't kid. But if you're doing it because you
55:45
like the Dicky. It's like, that's just that's like, shout out the
55:49
white Howard man combination. That's what he was looking for, male or female
55:59
masseuse. But did y'all see the text mission between the dude, Yeah,
56:06
excuse me. It was like white Howard and the guy he said, you
56:07
got meat picks? Yeah, he was so like, you got meat picks?
56:12
Brow, I'm talking about that. So the white Howard asked him or
56:15
he asked the white white the white in this in this conversation was initiating a
56:21
lot of the gay ship. That's what we already looked like. He was
56:27
laring the game again, just like hey man, yeah, you know what
56:30
I'm here for. Yeah, that's pretty much what was going. Let's cut
56:32
out all that, you know. Yeah. Yeah, he was like it
56:35
was like if they was playing twenty one questions, like the white jumps straight
56:38
to like, yeah, yeah, my favorite color is yellow, send me
56:42
a picture, get dick, Like that's that's pretty much all it was,
56:45
like, what's your favorite color? Seventeen? You got meat picks? What's
56:49
your favorite color? Seventeen? What that meat looked like? Me looking like
56:54
nigga dick hang to the left hand to the right. I'm not playing with
57:00
so fucking playing. Oh wait you Asian, so you must put a who
57:04
speaking of speaking of meat, I went to Butcher three sixty um who we
57:09
got that? How much the balls calls? He is doing the thing?
57:15
Hold yeah, so balls right anywhere from like twenty per ball. It's like
57:22
it's like three fifty, like five out of the ball. That's not the
57:25
worst because like, yeah it is, because bro, when you can lose
57:30
your ball in the first course, like you hit it and then track of
57:32
that ship it's gone. Watched the ball in the middle of the fairway,
57:37
Bro, But we all did I hit it straight? I couldn't find it
57:40
and find it. Yeah. What I will say is, y'all uh J
57:47
looked nice, ye know. Lamart had a nice little call. He looked
57:51
like a proper Republican. I'm telling you, hey, like Republican. His
57:57
shirt. Yeah, I did not tuck my shirt in. That was you
58:00
were tucked. No, I didn't. In the one video you or not,
58:01
I never tucked my shirt in. It looked tucked. I've seen your
58:05
belt just because it's a shorter shirt. Yeah, it's made to be untucked.
58:08
You got a belly shirt, had a crop polo. But a crop
58:19
polo you say it was made so like it's not tuck. It's a short
58:23
as it's a new joke. Keenan you practicing your speaker phone. Oh gosh,
58:43
but no, I will tell you though. There's a lot of things
58:45
they don't tell you, like going into golf force for the first time,
58:49
Like you do have to wear a gout proper golf attired like that is a
58:52
thing. At that place, it didn't really matter, doesn't matter. There
58:55
was a nigga wearing construction boots. I've seen people wearing what do you had?
59:00
Jesus, very annoying. Springfield and Mount Holley is a very very unserious
59:07
golf club, just saying that. So you can put on still togals on
59:10
the fairway, yes, something like it. Yeah, pretty much. So
59:14
that didn't really matter out here golfing. Yeah, and they was sharing clubs.
59:21
Also, an important thing that I picked up is the pace that you
59:23
guys actually golf at. Like, so the most that you can have in
59:27
your group is four because you know golf and fours. So your pace as
59:31
to how you're going on the course because there's people in front of you and
59:35
people behind you I did not know this. I've never even thought about it.
59:38
Like you kind of have to not hurry up. But you got to
59:42
be mindful of the people that are like around you on the golf course because
59:45
everybody's trying to play. So that that is something I picked up and now
59:47
I know that. Um. The other thing I said about the balls,
59:50
you will lose them, shits. Um what else? That's another thing.
59:54
Hold, oh my god, four is a real thing. When you hear
59:58
people saying nigga, duck, he said, it's a real thing. Nigga.
1:00:06
Yeah, yes, I would tell you this. I'm not gonna lie.
1:00:09
Every time I watched golf like old TV, I never heard those are
1:00:14
professionals. You only see it in the cartoonist lead funny nigga, Like,
1:00:19
it's real. We're on this one course, right, and there was these
1:00:22
people that are in front of us, but they were going slow as fun.
1:00:24
We're like, all right, bro, we gotta get around them.
1:00:27
They're sharing clubs. One thing again on steeltoe boots, like please just let
1:00:30
us go, please. So we're at this one course, we get up
1:00:31
this. I mean, I'm sorry. This one hole. It's a tough
1:00:35
one. It's not that easy. So we're all fucking up. We're all
1:00:37
like god damn, this this shit is annoying. Right, So then those
1:00:39
guys are behind us, and like we said, we all just went on
1:00:45
this course, on this whole we all just kind of fucked it up,
1:00:46
and we're like, yo, they're behind us, and then they're getting ready
1:00:50
to hit. So we're walking off the course like getting our balls, like
1:00:53
collecting our ship. Kev's like, Yo, just come on, like just
1:00:55
hit the fucking ball, bro Just Kevin is wild and at this point,
1:00:59
keV Wall He's like ken hold on Kathy seem white bread. He nigga.
1:01:06
But that little nigga is a nigga. Nigger that is right. That's a
1:01:09
spook. Yeah right, that's a that's just that book. He's that spook
1:01:15
by the door. He is a nigga. You don't like, don't let
1:01:22
him get too confident. And I'm like, don't let the white frenzy hang
1:01:25
around with on this brand for you. Don't let his blood start pumping.
1:01:29
Broad dam is going all the hr leaves his body. Nigga turned into a
1:01:36
rough neck. He was like, Yo, hit the ball, Like,
1:01:37
come on, I hit the ball, right, So the dude with the
1:01:39
worker boots. We're like, oh shit, it's coming down roughly a nigga.
1:01:45
We lose it in the light and we just scrambled. It almost took
1:01:51
one of us out. They landed like right behind us. It was bad.
1:01:54
keV, What are you doing? What aren't you telling him to hit
1:01:57
the ball? We're standing where he's haming. keV like talking to shore.
1:01:59
He's like any think he's gonn hit it down getting murdered, bro. But
1:02:06
there were a couple other ones like that too, like the fact that this
1:02:07
nis him. Observationists four is real, the real. But it's my first
1:02:14
time going to a golf course. I've never heard anybody saying, real life,
1:02:16
I played baseball. Nobody says four in baseball, Like it's one of
1:02:21
those things I never heard it realized. Bro, if you're not paying attention,
1:02:24
you won't get fucking hit because you have. It's just an open course
1:02:28
and everybody. And that's the other thing. Nobody's a professional. Nobody.
1:02:32
Balls are flying everywhere, Bro, It's not safe. It sounds wild.
1:02:37
It sounds what balls are flying left, left and right. If you're not
1:02:42
paying attention, you got you will get fucked up out there. But all
1:02:45
in all, it's a great experience and I can't wait to do it again.
1:02:47
Now I see why people like love golfing like and why they're addicted to
1:02:50
it, Like, Yeah, it's so fun, bro, I definitely gotta
1:02:52
go again. I went that one time and I haven't been back since.
1:03:00
I can't. I got something that No, yes to do the meeting?
1:03:04
No, and well yes that's oh that's should I I shouldn't even be going
1:03:07
out. Well, we'll do a video call afterwards we go to games,
1:03:15
I'll send me the trend. Yeah, I'm definitely golfing came and I'll have
1:03:17
I'll have better, you know, I'll be Yeah, listen, you're gonna
1:03:22
have to go home with that. Yeah, listen, I was in Dick
1:03:24
today looking at it stuff. You can we'll talk about this. He's he's
1:03:30
really hit because you think balls, you think balls are expensive clubs and club
1:03:37
listen, Yeah, we can talk about that, y'all. Lady. If
1:03:38
y'all never seen me playing any sport, I'm always I always have the accessories.
1:03:44
I'm coming out there. Oh no, No, I'm not gonna be
1:03:45
that guy, but I'm gonna be that nigga. That guy. Trust me
1:03:52
because I'm gonna be that nigga. No, I'm black something, but I
1:04:06
don't have a nice little glove. I'm gonna might pull up with a sleeve
1:04:10
when y'all I don't know, Okay, go for it. That's what you're
1:04:13
feeling. And nigga have an playing golf just having the glove. Nah,
1:04:16
be careful with the glove. God, I stopped. Stop. I'm definitely
1:04:23
wearing a chain out there. Yes, there's another thing. Have you ever
1:04:28
heard of east Side Golf is that it's all nigga. It's a whole.
1:04:31
It's just golf brand by it's like a brand, golf brand, golf brand
1:04:34
just all niggas. Already, it's pretty did you see the pictures earlier?
1:04:40
But the nigga do playing golf and had a sleeve shirt. Remember two can
1:04:44
play that game h where they go golfing. The shirts that they're wearing you'll
1:04:49
see next time you watch the movie. You see the shirts and it's like
1:04:54
a nigga golfing with dreads. I'm going to embody that that is. Yeah,
1:05:01
you want to vlog something, keenan vlog that. Yeah. No,
1:05:04
my goal is to get My goal is to get on east Side Golf,
1:05:09
and I wanna put it on. I just want to kill on the car
1:05:10
and just follow y'all, just and just and heckle. You know the car
1:05:15
it is. Well, I usually do I used to do on Tuesdays,
1:05:18
go to Top Golf. That helps because it's a driving range. Yeah,
1:05:25
off Tuesday or yeah, that's why half of or maybe I was just my
1:05:28
brother, So practice shots in or after you're done, yeah, or you'll
1:05:34
go to H five Iron out in Philly and do the virtual thing. There's
1:05:40
also a driving range in Camden. Yeah, the one where you're hiding in
1:05:43
the water. Yeah, that's one of them. I read the Top Golf
1:05:46
for it because you can there's thing the computer tells you things. You can
1:05:51
fix your swing, you know. Yeah, I'm a little serious about it.
1:05:56
I can't. I'm trying to. I want to be serious. You
1:05:58
want to be that ass because I was already getting competitive aout Ji. I
1:06:00
was like, I'm getting frustrated. I mean, you sound exactly like keV.
1:06:03
Because keV started probably like two months ago. He's been gone. I'm
1:06:09
pretty sure he's probably golf more in that two months than I have in the
1:06:12
past years. Oh yeah, bro, he has Jordan sixes with golf cleats
1:06:15
on the he had those golf spikes. He was ready. I can't wait.
1:06:17
I'm buying mine already already got him. But you don't gotta get this.
1:06:20
But so you can get the spikes to any sneakers simbing on his nigga
1:06:25
dream. No, I'm saying you want to go their names. No,
1:06:28
but I'm saying instead of actual you can get like the Jordan, they had
1:06:30
spikes. You can put him on any shoe. No, he just wanted
1:06:32
to get real off. Yeah, that's all I'm trying to tell you.
1:06:34
Like, now you gotta come out there with with put it my off white
1:06:39
and I was going to get him from my shoes. You get to go
1:06:45
to Dicks. They have like the little spikes and it goes on, It
1:06:46
just goes on on the little thing. Oh yeah, Nick Grodians, it's
1:06:54
over. Or if his shoes I don't care about. I can wear any
1:06:57
I listen. I'm more. You can just get the we're than cleats.
1:07:00
We just go out there and some yeasiest dise I was gonna pick them up
1:07:05
myself. Yeah, you just put them on the bottom room you like you
1:07:09
got stick like holes in the bottom. You shoe, No, I just
1:07:12
stick right, stick and you take them you take them off. I was
1:07:15
gonna grab something, but it wasn't really that slippery out any shoe. Any
1:07:19
shoe can be a golf shoe. They have that's great. July twenty six,
1:07:25
what's today, Dick is right around the corner. They have my dicks.
1:07:28
That is great. Marketing's got them tomorrow though, thirty seven hours and
1:07:30
they blue. They might be cheaper, and I mean they look and said
1:07:35
they looked ugly. Well just because the green. No, that's just I
1:07:39
can't see that. It's going to be in the ground. That's what makes
1:07:42
it. Oh, I thought it's free delivery. Never mind, probably the
1:07:45
same he live around. Let's focus, let's focus. Oh yeah, we
1:07:50
are probabcast. How y'all doing? But I got thank you for saying through
1:07:56
that hour? Oh yeah, fast fast hour shot. But I mean nothing
1:08:01
else was going on. No, we didn't talk about Carl Russell, well
1:08:06
the others. Yeah, I mean you have work in the morning. Huh
1:08:14
what, I ain't a bitch, now hold on? They so anyways,
1:08:17
um, yes, please do that and then um before we get ready to
1:08:21
talk about the other subjects. I know, we got I know me,
1:08:27
Elsie and Corey, I mean Keenan Jesus Christ. Well, we're going to
1:08:32
Canada, going to Montreal. Yeah, so if you live in Montreal,
1:08:38
if you live in Montreal, try and find it. Yes, gang gang
1:08:43
Gang Gang. All right, so I'm glad that you mentioned her. She's
1:08:49
weird. What you mean? I mean, yeah, no, because like
1:08:55
I didn't know that whole AI thing. It's kind of like it's like kinky,
1:09:00
like yeah, that's borderline pet shit, that's what Yeah, what do
1:09:05
you mean? So basically what that whole AI thing, it's like it's supposed
1:09:12
to be. It's like a kink in the adult world where it's like it's
1:09:15
supposed to be like they're supposed to be like a doll and you control that
1:09:19
doll's actions with the gifts that you said. Yeah, you know that that
1:09:24
whole you know when they spash out that Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to
1:09:28
like simulates coming. Yeah. No, it's like them them little ads like
1:09:32
right before the port start, like I can make it come so fast,
1:09:35
right play this game. So when you sit Zion Williams gonna be clicking on
1:09:39
notes, may be trying to play the give me downloading the games you can
1:09:43
make you come so fast? He downloads the game, He downloads the one
1:09:48
with the lowest griffin with like fucking Brian nasty down in the honest moment,
1:09:58
how many I ever actually clicked it to see what the game was? Never?
1:10:00
Never, I have psychs for that. I didn't know. I didn't
1:10:03
click those. But I told you I used to play the other games.
1:10:04
I would google a game yet click the fucking now the mouse. But the
1:10:15
things you couldn't do it too fast because then up the rooms you gotta do
1:10:16
it a perfect tempo. Learned a lot lessons in those games. Cheers,
1:10:26
anybody watched the way might take? Any got damn he so good. Hannessey's
1:10:34
so good. Now who she got? Start doing that right? And I
1:10:45
guess you know when you got a bunch of little kids seeing that and then
1:10:47
washing that, Yeah, nah, you're not going on the mac. Take
1:10:53
that to pet to like why on top of that? On top of that,
1:10:58
she's feeding into it because she says she her Twitter, she was saying
1:11:00
she was fifteen, nineteen nineteen. No on the Twitter, Twitter, she
1:11:04
was saying she was fifteen on tikto her TikTok. She says she was nineteen.
1:11:10
They don't banner, yeah, don't. But like on Twitter, she
1:11:13
was like posting pretures, ass and stuff, talking about like fifteen and still
1:11:15
look like fifteen. Still look she's like clearly thirty. She's clearly like damn
1:11:18
near thirty with children with a child. So it's like you're feeding into that
1:11:23
kind of stuff. Yeah, that's a little weird, little, I mean
1:11:26
a little weird. Like I've said multiple times, the fact that there's a
1:11:29
teen category of pooring this should harmatically just be Yeah, I mean when you
1:11:32
say teenage like you just beat your ass to Keenan's favorite Jai Old singer,
1:11:46
is it not? And we say teen yeah? Any other singers in jail
1:11:51
Lane? Wow? Wow, you don't like Tory Lane. Don't you see
1:11:56
Nigga saying like free Tory this summer is not the same. Jarry, shut
1:12:00
up. I will say, though, Gary, like I don't know why,
1:12:06
but like my Spotify, like after all that started like adding more Tory
1:12:10
Lanes into like you listen to rks like you actually there's no RKelly on my
1:12:15
Spotify. Go just joined over Spotify because my parents was running my Amazon algorithms
1:12:19
had to go over Spotify. But like, I'm like, yo, some
1:12:23
of these Tories Lane songs actually kind of go he has getting music, Like
1:12:29
he's a piece of shit. I don't listen to Tory Lane, like even
1:12:32
when even when he was out, Like, yeah, he's pretty. He's
1:12:36
no jock Quiz, but he's pretty good. He's similar. He's like the
1:12:40
Canadian jock Quiets. They're in the same category. Damn there. Tory makes
1:12:44
better music though, for sure. And Tory's kind of a swacker jacker.
1:12:47
Yeah, he's a chameleon. Tory don't have no music. What Tory ha
1:12:53
don't have his own music. Everything is a Yeah, everything's remix Tory Lanes,
1:12:58
everything's remix not everything multiple albums? What song? Do you know?
1:13:04
His best stuff is other people's sounds like Jack que huh whatever. Mike says,
1:13:12
huh, you got him because I gotta think about it. Huh.
1:13:17
His remixes aren't better his queenmixes. So Bobby Valentine, Yeah, no,
1:13:25
no, no bodies bobbing that slowdown remix. If you ever listen to that
1:13:30
yet, good fuck you and go to hell. He said, it's not
1:13:33
good. Out of your mind now, the regular is ten times. That's
1:13:36
just better than the regular than men. It's like it started off like okay,
1:13:42
but it wasn't great. Why did they come to America? Because America
1:13:45
is a shitty place. Okay, everybody want to come here to make music.
1:13:49
So we got I guess two more women to talk about. Which one
1:13:55
do you want to talk about first? Who are the Carl Russell man Bobby
1:14:00
alt Off? We just started on that we can really this is Carl Russe
1:14:03
because I don't really know shit about the case holder, so please educate me,
1:14:06
all right? Kind of Carly the girl that says she went missing.
1:14:15
Uh, she said that she saw a baby on the side of the road,
1:14:18
stop, stopped to rescue said baby, realized that she was being abducted.
1:14:26
M HM, called the police, told the police that she was being
1:14:30
inducted, and then called a family member and then stayed on the phone.
1:14:34
I believe with that person for like a long time, like unusually long.
1:14:42
So then she has everybody looking for her all over the place. Everything like
1:14:45
that isn't Hoover, Alabama. She okay, she saves the baby. There
1:14:53
there's never no baby. I was just saying, said she stopped, she
1:14:57
said she was driving saw baby inside of the road stop to get the baby.
1:15:00
Yeah, and then realize who was getting abducted that she was getting,
1:15:03
she was getting the baby, was getting out herself herself. So she shaving
1:15:09
a baby got abducted. So the baby was the it was the trap for
1:15:15
her. It was it was like an empty like car seat. Uh okay,
1:15:20
she said she a car seat. M Yeah, there was no baby.
1:15:24
Um, so everybody's looking for her. She was missing for what maybe
1:15:27
a day, a day and a half. I thought it was longer than
1:15:30
that. I don't even I was like a few days. I don't think
1:15:32
it was that I was. I don't think it was that long. Um.
1:15:35
But it turns out I think she was at like a motel somewhere scamming.
1:15:41
Yeah, they found her. What's her enden goal? What was her
1:15:43
end goal? That we don't know yet. So her her attorney came out
1:15:47
and put out a message today basically her her admitting that she was never kidnapped,
1:15:55
she was never lost, there was no baby. He said that there
1:15:59
was no baby. There was new baby, and she apologizes for her actions.
1:16:01
There was a mistake, all this other stuff. But it's crazy because
1:16:06
like I don't know. I truly don't know what she was thinking. I
1:16:09
don't know what she was trying to gain. What were you what do?
1:16:13
They looked through her phone? Yeah, that's exactly what I was gonna They
1:16:16
looked through her phone and they saw that had she had googled Taken to the
1:16:20
movie because she said was her favorite movie, her favorite movie, But she
1:16:29
also googled, um, what's the age limit for Amber Alert? Um?
1:16:34
What else is? She also google how to take money out of a register
1:16:39
without getting caught? Yep, I'm not gonna lie, and I know this
1:16:42
is an offensive say, but what a fucking retard? Yeah yeah, okay,
1:16:47
I'm sorry. I don't disagree. Why are you serious? Very keen
1:16:51
in one sixteen? Yep? No, yes, yeah, I guess can
1:16:59
I say one? No? Come on, Kean, what a fucking moron?
1:17:03
There go the same genesis qua she needed that one? Like taken to
1:17:13
how to the eighth sorber Alert? Dumb bitch? Like, yeah, she's
1:17:21
not smart, bro? And then and then I so the original rumor that
1:17:27
I saw, apparently her boyfriend had cheated on her. I don't know if
1:17:30
that's true or not, Like as to why she did this, Like I
1:17:32
clearly she just wanted attention. That's I mean, what's the monetary game you
1:17:38
can get from this to go fund me or something? Start Like, what's
1:17:44
it fund me gonna do that? I don't know starting this fund her undercover.
1:17:47
No, it's it's it's it's people's will like want to be to be
1:17:54
to have notoriety or notoriety like like she told be notorious. She wants people
1:17:59
to know her name. Did so she did some fucking stupid She wanted to
1:18:02
be seen. She she was, Oh, they're gonna talk about me years
1:18:06
from now, Yeah, for you to be the I don't even think her
1:18:11
plan was years from now. I think she just wanted. She was playing
1:18:15
seek, yeah with the with the nation, she was playing man hunt.
1:18:19
Ye. She's no different than people that have posted on like Facebook, social
1:18:23
media like I'm about to kill myself like that. That was that Like she
1:18:26
wasn't about to do that. She just wanted. She just wanted Like I
1:18:38
think she just wanted to like she just wanted people to care about her.
1:18:42
She just wanted us know, like if I go missing, who's gonna look
1:18:44
that. That's the type of ship she was on. See if you count
1:18:45
the twenty before it all goes black bitch. Okay, okay, yeah that's
1:18:53
something. Yeah, like a game, say this five times fast. I
1:19:00
miss you family, I miss you family. I'm ok in the comment section.
1:19:09
Yeah, this is the thing about it that makes it really bad is
1:19:14
you know, her being a black woman and knowing how America feels about already
1:19:18
you know what I'm saying as a black person, it's already bad, but
1:19:20
as a black woman, now that you do this, and who in fucking
1:19:24
whover Alabama? Especially like especially because all the sex trafficking stories and all this
1:19:29
stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're in a bad You're not
1:19:30
in a good area. How they already don't believe us as black people,
1:19:33
and they definitely don't believe black women. Yeah, and then why would you
1:19:38
do this? And people believe this? Like you know, people were on
1:19:42
Twitter tweeting it. It was like even I was like, damn, yeah,
1:19:44
this is crazy, like like she just went missing, Like is that
1:19:46
why that picture of the baby stroller was on Twitter? Yeah? Was it
1:19:49
her? No? I don't know if I don't know if that was her.
1:19:53
But even so, that was something that I had already heard about,
1:19:55
Like if you see a baby carriage on the side of the road, don't
1:19:58
stop. Usually it's it's a trap. Because my barber put some on his
1:20:02
story the other day that he was getting home and there was a baby stroller
1:20:05
just outside on the sidewalk. Man, is that what that was? It
1:20:09
could have been, but people so damn stupid. But yeah, no,
1:20:14
And I was saying that, and I tweeted that, like have you seen
1:20:16
I heard this a while ago. Obviously a baby stroller, like a carriage
1:20:19
something something on the side of a road that doesn't look right. Most times,
1:20:24
that is a trap. I'm saying, don't stop for that. Like,
1:20:26
yo, if you see a baby stroller on the side of the road,
1:20:30
it's just a dead fucking baby and move on getting kidnapped. That baby
1:20:38
babies died. So and I say, you call the police, call the
1:20:44
police, don't stop. What's more, what's more, you talk you you
1:20:47
you tell utalitarian, teary utili utilitary UTILITARII two bad dead people. Wasn't dead
1:20:57
baby? Well, no, you don't stop. You just be like if
1:20:59
you feel that, press like, hey, I'm here, I'm such and
1:21:00
such. I just saw you know this on that So yeah, don't stop
1:21:04
strolling on that as a possible nine seventy seven possible dead baby going to and
1:21:11
that's the numbers. I don't know. Oh, I'm sure they probably got
1:21:15
a number. It's definitely a dead baby code. The police, your family,
1:21:19
police, quee, what's quin what's the what's the dead baby code?
1:21:24
Don't I don't ask for the code. When you ask your homework, ask
1:21:29
your mind what the dead baby code? Dead baby code? We also Internet
1:21:38
when inside school I got the source. I need the dead baby code.
1:21:42
I'm a Googler right now, go for it Google dead baby police code.
1:21:46
Yeah, they definitely got a code for it. It's probably like a six
1:21:50
o nine because like they got a whole booklet of that ship. Like I
1:21:56
mean when I used to work at the police to I'm like, god,
1:21:58
how the fuck do you remember Hafty ships? They don't. They don't to
1:22:02
the point where for them they stop using them. Look look under d for
1:22:06
dead babies. Okay, something with the job. I don't know. So
1:22:13
again, no, sad, sad sad that you know, it's just a
1:22:16
black woman out here lying that she was kidnapped worse than Jesse. Nah.
1:22:26
I feel like her story is a little more believable. Her story is not
1:22:30
as bad as Jesse because his story involves two big black Africans and negative degree
1:22:34
weather in Chicago. Yeah already try But to me, that's what ben someone
1:22:42
saying, they're go that empire. Yeah, that empire, nigger boy,
1:22:45
that's with another extra word in there. Yeah, but uh, because racists
1:22:49
watch wild Fire. Well I said your story was wild by the way,
1:22:54
watch story. Yeah, your Instagram story, Yeah that's crazy anyway, because
1:23:00
no, it literally came on a shuffle. Listen, all right, let's
1:23:03
do that. Nobody saw your Instagram story, so we don't got to talk
1:23:09
about it. It's a good song and it and it wasn't even it's a
1:23:17
it's a so so Drake did the interview with some white man, it's like
1:23:24
the song is fired. Now back then, Michael, what are you talking
1:23:30
about? Just check my story. If you're not gonna tell us, then
1:23:34
there's no reason for us to waste a right so real hip hop past.
1:23:38
You know the styles p He has a mixtape, Ghost in the Shell,
1:23:41
and the mixtape goes to the Shell. There's a song on there called kill
1:23:44
that F word, filling the blank, filling the blank, and you know,
1:23:51
it's a good song. And when he says that, he's not mentioning
1:23:58
that demographic of people that it is derovatory towards. He's just calling them that,
1:24:02
like you know, he's calling the guy his enemy. That it's not
1:24:06
not very good. It's not very good. I know it's not very good.
1:24:11
That's why I'm acknowledging it's not very good because it almost came on on
1:24:15
the shuffle full blast on speaker at work, and I knowed that that that's
1:24:19
not good. That's why I said it. Okay, wait, you got
1:24:23
the OS at work? No, I just played him music on my speaker.
1:24:27
That's not so you got the OS at work. He has the ox
1:24:30
for himself, walks for himself like everybody at everybody's pretty noisy, fact sound
1:24:39
noisy as fuck, only like a few people do it and like most people
1:24:43
will listen Tom around them. And I was playing like hip hop and then
1:24:46
like over the shuffle that can't I'm like, oh, let me not,
1:24:57
let you not. Okay. Then you got that one person to office that
1:25:05
rolled the chair back, like you care about this? This is where we're
1:25:15
going. All that other job lined up he must because this one, this
1:25:19
is your last one gone. So you're quitting today, right? You do?
1:25:26
You have a transfer put in? You put two weeks in. You
1:25:29
ain't tell transfer because don't. I'll put one in for you. Speaking of
1:25:34
hip hop, Yeah, Drake did an interview with a Yeah. Yeah,
1:25:42
wasn't released yet. I didn't come out yet. Oh Armani White did it
1:25:45
too, Yeah, Armoni White. Is that doctor big really Eilish Philly Filly?
1:25:53
Yeah, he did that so yeah, Bobby halt Off, she's a
1:25:57
big name in the streets these days doing interviews was rappers. Yeah, the
1:26:02
first one was Funny Marco though, that is that's the one that means the
1:26:06
first funny one I saw. That's the one that introduced her to niggas pretty
1:26:11
much, because he was already doing this, Like these type of interviews were
1:26:14
like white people introduced niggas to her, Yeah, introduced niggas to her.
1:26:16
She was already doing these hyper interviews with white people, like a few.
1:26:19
She had stuff on YouTube and stuff. She's been doing this, so she
1:26:24
didn't necessarily come out of nowhere, but she did because I don't know how
1:26:28
Funny Marco got in that team room with her, like how they even did
1:26:32
that. But it was perfect. Yeah, I think it's a perfect Parson.
1:26:35
She just reached out and it sounds like an industry plant. We don't
1:26:43
have to do that something I wouldn't agree with that. I'm not sure if
1:26:45
that's a podcasts playing. I'm just I'm confused. I'm not confused. It's
1:26:51
to get her to the masses. You know. The best way to get
1:26:55
anybody to the masses is to go through urban culture, which I feel like
1:27:01
very much so is agreed. I am just um questioning these black people,
1:27:12
questioning these black people that are like especially niggas like Drake who don't do interviews
1:27:18
with no goddamn body did interview Nah, he did, Yeah, on the
1:27:27
beach. It was actually it was the interview I think I do remember that
1:27:30
one. I didn't even watch it, but like I didn't. I think
1:27:32
somebody raised a question where it's like, it's interesting that people do they do
1:27:38
like people like Drake, and somebody was it was Elliott Wilson who did it
1:27:41
interview with Drake, and he was mad about it. I didn't see Ellie
1:27:45
Wilson say that. I saw somebody and I saw somebody else raised that question.
1:27:48
Elliot Wilson's the main one raising the question. He has his reasons.
1:27:51
I don't agree with those reasons. He's come up from a different place,
1:27:56
but sure, patriot facts, whatever you want to call it. Um these
1:28:01
black artists who are so quick to do these interviews with these people, and
1:28:08
I don't see them doing things with like black interviewers, black publications, black
1:28:15
media outlets, anybody or any like people who do interviews. I don't know.
1:28:21
It's just a little there's a good reason, there's a good reason,
1:28:25
But also is there a good reasons? Done all that already way before coming
1:28:30
on? So why does it have to be That's what I'm saying, but
1:28:33
already. But what I'm saying, though, is why does it have to
1:28:36
stop? Because he doesn't want to talk to them? And that's like asking
1:28:40
like why doesn't Beyonce do interviews anymore? She's done it, I don't want
1:28:44
to talk, gonna stop's gonna stop you right there, Gonna stop you right
1:28:48
there. Who would you like to see Drake do an interview with? Who
1:28:51
would I like that he hasn't that he hasn't already? Who I would like
1:28:56
to see Drake doing an interview? Huh? I said interview? I would
1:29:02
like to see him get interviewed. Don't talk to about boys? Bring them
1:29:06
back? Not that serious podcast? No, I mean not that serious podcast.
1:29:11
Yeah, everybody at Drake get him on the pod. Everybody had Drake,
1:29:14
get him on the pod. Um, I'd like to see him an
1:29:15
interview with somebody like, somebody like, uh, it's not what I like
1:29:24
you to talk to her? Why not Ray do interviews? Yeah? Oh
1:29:29
what are you talking about? What are you talking about? What am I
1:29:31
talking about? Normally she's the one getting interviewed. Who did she interview?
1:29:35
Who she has to do interviews? Who is going on talking about the end
1:29:40
of the episodes of Insecure? You talking about that shit? She doesn't do
1:29:43
interview you're talking about even promotion that it's going on. And if you started
1:29:46
listen there it's it's looking, it's looking gritting real real room. There's no
1:29:51
one that I mean, definitely, bro, there's no there's no real She's
1:29:57
not a journalist like or TV. You want drinking Joe Budd just a journalist,
1:30:00
Yeah, you want jocast, dude, anybody with a podt it picked
1:30:06
somebody with a podcast? Why why not? What do you like Joe Budden?
1:30:13
Why the fund would I know, because it's not a serious interview.
1:30:16
Yeah, it's not a conventional black comedi. Didn't do an interview with no
1:30:20
what I'm like doing it? It's not don't tell me nobody's doing it.
1:30:25
That was heard about this whole this week. Who's doing well? Who's doing
1:30:29
what she does? I'm pretty sure a lot of you could have did with
1:30:32
Funny Marco. He's doing it. He's doing it. He hasn't even been
1:30:35
Doingny Marcos should stopped him. Yeah, he should have. That's what that
1:30:40
sounds like. Oh, that's how she got the interview with Funny Martino.
1:30:44
Yeah, could have did it with Drewski, and that's his man. I
1:30:47
ain't never seen Drake. Huh, what do you say he do interviews?
1:30:54
Yeah, Bobby a horrible half. She's not necessarily interview. He just came
1:31:00
Pressley like. That's another like he wants to do that type he wants to
1:31:02
do. Yeah, it sounds he is white. I see your trend here
1:31:06
as a white man. Okay, we're gonna call it. I mean,
1:31:12
I agree, I think that too, But when it comes to shit like
1:31:15
this, people feel like he's beholding though he taps into his white side.
1:31:18
When it comes to shit like this. He's already done all the nigger interviews,
1:31:21
he's been on Hot ninety seven. He's done, he's done the Sway
1:31:24
Show. Now he can never do like black people stuff again. And let's
1:31:28
let's do bout Bobby alcohol. Who's doing what she's doing that's black. I
1:31:33
just paid your you can do stuff with you can do stuff you said,
1:31:39
you said, you're on the map pretty much already. He just didn't do
1:31:42
a term yet. What. Okay, we got funny Marco, you can
1:31:45
do stuff with him. He got funny Marcos Marco. That's you got from
1:31:51
Atlanta. Okay, we got Bobby alt is funny. We got at Bobby.
1:31:58
We got Bobby from the altalf We got white bitch on the bed,
1:32:00
the white bed, the one that said he had all these options. Say
1:32:03
you got other options to her, you can like her? Could have did
1:32:09
that? Why not do that? They don't even have who what they have
1:32:14
the biggest slubber they had on that. They had bust rhymes on there.
1:32:17
Dave had I Love Me some bust rhymes. Oh no, no, they've
1:32:23
had people come through time. The reason why that's not even their brand of
1:32:28
comedy. You think they reached out to Drake, that's not even that type
1:32:30
of nigga. The reason, Yeah, that's the reason he went on this
1:32:32
because he can control the environment. He knows nothing's gonna be crazy that they're
1:32:39
saying, she's not gonna be talking to anything super crazy exact imagine Drake on
1:32:43
eighty five South. He would not have fun? Yes he would. No,
1:32:45
I don't think he would not. Why would Mike would enjoy him being
1:32:48
on the show. Why wouldn't he have fun? Wouldn't he have fun?
1:32:50
He's gonna get him flamed for an hour and he's gonna go home. You
1:32:54
think they would flame him like that for I know you'd be upset if they
1:32:57
didn't, wouldn't you? They wouldn't flame to the point where it would be
1:33:00
First of all, it's Miller. Those are professional comedians. They know how
1:33:03
to flame a nigga to a point where he's not uncomfortable where it doesn't Are
1:33:06
you kidding me? Do you watch Walling Out? Do you see what they
1:33:10
do to people? That's wall are you talking about? It's a sketch comed
1:33:14
You think they're gonna change their ways for Drake? Yes, The joint of
1:33:20
them doing it just to have Drake on there, that would make sense.
1:33:25
They're not using PADDI yes, I don't see that happening. I see happening.
1:33:30
I say, Drake's not special. He can get it all the same
1:33:32
exactly. I mean they that's not their brand though, Drake is not their
1:33:36
brand. That's like having jay Z on eighty five. Jay Z's in a
1:33:43
different strategy. You know what I respected about. Okay, so that's fine
1:33:47
right there, But you know what about jay Z's doing. Jay Z's not
1:33:50
giving no interviews to nobody because he's fifty six. No, he's just doing
1:33:56
it to nobody. Beyonce's not fifty six. She's not giving interview used to
1:34:00
know about anymore? Like I said, she's done it already, and so
1:34:02
as Jake. So so Drakes is doing shit that he hasn't done before.
1:34:05
He doing shit what he wants pretty much he wanted, and nigga are getting
1:34:10
mad at it, and I do a stupid interview with her and what you
1:34:14
want to do? Oh? His only white shit? So hey, that's
1:34:17
what other white shit he's he doing? He like he just mentioned that.
1:34:20
Caleb Presley, that's barsh little sports. What the fuck is he doing on
1:34:25
that that was a funny interview. That's his brand of comedy. Bro,
1:34:28
that's just what he likes. I think he just likes that style of comedy.
1:34:30
I thought it was funny. He likes dry, senseless humor. He's
1:34:33
from Canada. Yeah, that's like he like Canada, Canada. He likes
1:34:38
it. He likes the office style of humor. He doesn't like Martin style
1:34:41
of humor. Both are funny. We don't know that he could, like
1:34:45
he clearly would not participate in Martin type for humor. No, there's difference
1:34:49
between appreciating it and participating it. Yeah, okay, so he might appreciate
1:34:53
it, but he he cleared he clearly appreciated or would rather participate in the
1:34:59
dry right humor. That's his. That's like, that's what he likes.
1:35:02
Even though, like all the commercials he does, anytime he makes some type
1:35:04
of appearance, it's always some type of drying wow. Like, it's always
1:35:09
some type of dry ass humor. That's what he likes. It's on brand.
1:35:13
It's on brand for him. But if he did an interview with Steve
1:35:15
Harvey or something like that, that, we were like, what the fuck,
1:35:18
Oh that's different. You are really for the moon. It's just the
1:35:26
nasty who So you want eighty five South? Yeah they didn't. Yeah,
1:35:30
that's oh you saw. No, I'm just going through all the guests they've
1:35:33
had. Yeah, nobody on Drake, right, yeah, definitely they've had
1:35:38
Snoop. Well Snoop does everything is on brand for him? Anybody really?
1:35:44
You know? She said, it's like Drake Snoop on brand for anybody man
1:35:48
because he's white chameleon. White people love Snoopy once he became bubbuddies, but
1:35:54
Martha Stewart can't get enough of them. I mean they already kind of loved
1:35:57
him, They loved them before that, they loved him. Yeah, but
1:36:00
when she just tied the two together anyway, she said her family had Snoops
1:36:04
closet doors or something. Who was who was she? I want to know
1:36:09
who was the white girl? Bobby? Bobby? Yeah, yeah whatever?
1:36:14
Who was she interviewing before these interviews, like before before the funny Mark on
1:36:19
Our Money watched though, just random people she knew and some other dude she
1:36:26
had or supposedly she had a something where she said, if you can get
1:36:30
this person on my show, I'll pay you three hundred dollars so she kind
1:36:33
of outsourced people, getting other people to come on her show and then she'll
1:36:39
pay that person. And if that's how it actually worked, it worked,
1:36:43
we need to start doing that shit we do, but they weren't. They're
1:36:46
not like super big celebrities. It's just like we could do that twice or
1:36:56
just could be part of the gimmick. Yeah, we could definitely do that
1:36:59
twice, but she's not that big mike where it's like, y'all just told
1:37:02
she wasn't a million million TikTok. I'm saying, like the podcast style,
1:37:06
like it wasn't. What does TikTok truly mean to you? Everybody put in
1:37:10
a hundred hours because we have two hundred thirty eight thousand, what is this?
1:37:14
Don't mean shit to me? Yeah? What was that? But two
1:37:16
hundred and thirty eight thousand and a million is pretty big difference, more like
1:37:26
more than quadruple what we got going on here. Okay, can we get
1:37:30
a quarter drink? I think we could get a quarter to all you people
1:37:33
if you're able to get Drake on this podcast, you get a quarter drink?
1:37:36
Get one. I was like, what are we doing to you?
1:37:40
Why are you playing circus ship? I look at do you have a sound
1:37:44
board on? Look? I was looking for the white chick Joe? Why
1:37:47
what? I just wanted to see what she's interviewed before. A funny Marco
1:37:50
three hundred hours. No, this really, it's just random people get Drake
1:37:56
on the show three hundreds That's what I'm trying to figure out, Like,
1:37:58
what how did we go from? Um yo? Literally score one time,
1:38:01
we're just doing pregnancy? The funny mark of interviews? Hell, that's what
1:38:06
did it? What the hell? That's what set her over the top.
1:38:11
She was already doing this shit, but the funny mark of one is the
1:38:13
one. And I think she took down some of the early podcasts. I
1:38:16
feel like she did that, I heard someone say earlier because she had a
1:38:20
few other wild on there. It was probably wild as she's like, damn,
1:38:25
I finally got eyes. I need to get rid of this. Maybe
1:38:30
he's probably saying, nigga, No, she wasn't, wouldn't, wouldn't put
1:38:33
it past it. I watched it. It was just not it's funny,
1:38:39
that's funny, but yeah, man, just more awkward. Let U let
1:38:44
Drake do it interviews whoever he wants to do an interview with. That's what
1:38:45
he wants an interview with if he if he wants to lay in the bed
1:38:49
with a random white woman and do an interview, how many black interviews is
1:38:54
he gonna be laying in the bed doing an interview as many as he wants.
1:38:58
That's that's if that's where he is at home. Yeah, she did
1:39:00
somebody from Pretty Little I did see this one. This ship is funny.
1:39:03
Oh she did, Yeah, somebody from Pretty Little Liars. Yea, these
1:39:06
are all she kept a lot of them up on our instagram. Oh that's
1:39:10
where they are real. That's where they are. Oh my god, because
1:39:14
I was on the YouTube, last one on the YouTube. On the YouTube,
1:39:19
we got anything else on the docket. I got some questions for you.
1:39:25
Then she was literally just convincing famous people the interview. Please come on
1:39:28
my show pretty much. Yeah, but anyway, we haven't begged and pleaded
1:39:30
enough. That's why. Yeah, Mike, a white woman, Mike,
1:39:35
I need you on your knees. You want a white woman to come on
1:39:38
the show. Maybe we should get a white woman mascot to beg people to
1:39:42
come on the podcast. Please please come on the five niggas. We haven't
1:39:45
had a white person or a white woman on here since we've been successful.
1:39:47
So maybe that's what it is said. Maybe we get Bobby Bobby Hall talk,
1:39:53
come on our show. Listen, please please, anything's possible. I'll
1:39:58
be shipped that day. Now you want that's you won't spot You don't think
1:40:03
I'm funny, Mike, No, no, no, white bitch, I
1:40:06
don't, Well why not? Why my bitch? Because you are a white
1:40:12
devil k woman? You want me to explain to you why? Yes,
1:40:15
so I could get into it. It starts with and look at that my
1:40:17
content. You see that bing bong. But I'm not lacking. I'm just
1:40:23
funny, and that's what it's funny. Funny. But I'm like, I'm
1:40:26
not doing a bit like funny Marco Drake. I'm explaining to you why she's
1:40:29
a devil and you want me to tell me why? No, we don't
1:40:32
have time. I will tell you why because sorry, that's all the time
1:40:34
we have created the brown German, the black germ. Thank you? Question?
1:40:44
Yeah, so it was actually question from Corey. He asked me,
1:40:47
hey, white woman, generally, I think you guys are all right.
1:40:53
It was from question from Corey. From Corey and white you guys still broke
1:40:58
that yet Yep. Grey said he feels like he's always stuck in slow faster
1:41:05
guys. The devil still keep listening. I'm just playing, Yes, yeah,
1:41:11
always does in slow fast food lines. Like he'll be the guy that's
1:41:15
right after someone in a pizza place, after like the school fundraiser. You
1:41:19
gotta order like ten pizzas. He'll be right after that guy. But he
1:41:23
said, what's something that only happens to you or you feel like only happens
1:41:27
to you only? That's a good question. Mine is the opposite. Like
1:41:32
anytime I go to like Chipotle every time dawn this local damn let me finish.
1:41:40
Yeah, every time every time I go to Chipotle or any place like
1:41:43
that, I go and then when I'm leaving, the lines like five times
1:41:47
the length, and I'm like, what just happening? Get out of here?
1:41:51
The slow guy? Yeah, yeah, what's this? Me? Can
1:42:00
I can I try to Yeah, let me get up? Can I try
1:42:02
to Pico the guyo the gallow the callow? Can you bring out some fresh
1:42:11
rice past let his out pass? I'm actually allergic to cilantro? Can you
1:42:15
can? I? Can you clean off the oven and then make like Jesus
1:42:19
Christ, can you actually put on new gloves? I saw you touched.
1:42:25
I saw yo. I was an airport. I saw a girl make somebody
1:42:28
do that at Dunky Donuts to put on new gloves. You know. I
1:42:30
was like, fucking dug it donuts, bitch, Like what you get back
1:42:33
to it. We'll get back to the question. It wasn't that crazy,
1:42:36
but tell me why unprovoked. This dude on the cruise told me pretty much.
1:42:41
He was bleeding out of his ass. Were I'm in the omelet line.
1:42:45
Yes, I'm in the omelet line? What what? What? What?
1:42:48
What? He? What? Does Elsie say? Is this camera on
1:42:51
me? I'm in the omelet line? And he says, oh, that
1:42:58
explains so much because he's watching the dude make the omelet and he's not really
1:43:02
cleaning the pan. He's just like wiping it out. Wow. And he
1:43:06
said he's allergic to pork, so people will get like him and baking in
1:43:12
their omelets. Yeah, and I guess there's residue yep. Yeah, you
1:43:15
can't pick you can't cook that the same thing. And so he's like,
1:43:17
oh, so this whole week, I was like, what's going on?
1:43:21
There's been blood and I'm just like, you keep eating the same shit you
1:43:26
fucking do. I'm not even talking to him, I'm just looking around,
1:43:28
like, first of all, why is he telling me the nigga still in
1:43:30
line? Yeah, he's in front of me in line, Like, oh
1:43:34
wow, can I get it? Can I get a new pan? I'm
1:43:38
allergic to pork. And this is like the sixth day of the cruise,
1:43:42
so he's been dealing with this fruit. Man, tell me hurt, I'm
1:43:45
gonna just keep eating It's it's just been blood. It's just been it's been
1:43:51
an awful time. Christ like, man, go home, bro. I
1:43:57
didn't say anything. I was just looking at him like, ah, I
1:44:00
don't know tough tough cookies, do you know what? But what's something only
1:44:03
happens to you, Jake? We'll go ahead. No. Every time I'm
1:44:08
in Philly, that's so funny. He's over there being a slut. You're
1:44:13
doing some slut shit over there, yeah, real slut ham shit. Ah.
1:44:18
He's not even looking at the screen. He just yeah, so its
1:44:20
one time, swiping away, just not even looking at No. Look swipeg
1:44:32
jaw swipe, just look swipes. I'm sorry, I'm mad. I called
1:44:40
no look, no swipe three sixty notes three sixty No swipes, Oh,
1:44:46
just sniping him, not even like okay, I'm sorry, go ahead,
1:45:00
she's christ. That was funny every time I Philly on Vine or whatever,
1:45:06
when you're on Vine to get on six on seventy six, like if we're
1:45:11
like, you know, if you're going home, you're in the far left
1:45:15
lane, you're going straight, somebody's in the right lane. They always turn
1:45:21
left onto Broad and always almost about the cause an accident. We're supposed to
1:45:28
go straight and the person the left lane can turn left or go straight,
1:45:33
but it's always somebody on this on the right lane who decides, Oh,
1:45:36
I'm gonna make a left cut across the cut across everything, cut across another
1:45:41
lane, and you try to yeah, and you always see that every and
1:45:45
I say it every time. It's like, it's gonna it's gonna happen.
1:45:47
This happen, It's gonna happen. It happened every time, every fucking time.
1:45:55
They just can't drive, They can't niggas, can't dry. Yeah,
1:46:00
I don't know, I don't. This made me think of something else,
1:46:03
but I got to so I feel like people always feel almost like then I
1:46:08
feel like people always feel the need to tell me shit out that I ask
1:46:10
about. I'll just be standing. I just got a welcoming face. I
1:46:14
guess so, because I guess so people somebody told me recently I have a
1:46:16
friendly face, So what the fuck does that mean? But all right,
1:46:19
because you're alway smiling, probably got the big teeth, the big teeth that
1:46:24
I got veneers, Yeah, so that um, And I just always know
1:46:30
what I'm about to get cut off. Like when I'm driving, I just
1:46:32
look at the car. Three cars They're gonna cut me off in like two
1:46:38
seconds later, get cut off. I just feel like I always get cut
1:46:42
off. Maybe I'm not aggressive enough on the streets, but I don't know.
1:46:47
I can't think of that at the moment because if it always happens to
1:46:51
me, I'm sort of like just gonna stop doing it so it stop happening
1:46:55
to me. So I can't help it. I think mins similar elas,
1:46:59
like people just feel the need to talk to me, especially strangers, like
1:47:03
he just feel need to have extended conversation with me, And I'm just like,
1:47:09
what I didn't ask, especially Caucasian people for someone who was very outspokenly
1:47:17
playfully racist seriously. Uh, you know, not anti white, anti white,
1:47:24
discriminatory, to scriminal, a little, a little prejudice towards the white
1:47:28
man. They sure love talking to me, boy, they love they just
1:47:32
love talking, conversing, just loving. I'm really I'm real good at small
1:47:38
white small talk. I'm very good. I'm very smiley the coast, which
1:47:42
is amazing. Yeah, I'm really like wow man, all right now,
1:47:48
Chris Paul, Yes, video every day It's like I'm talking to Chris R.
1:47:55
Steve Karr, dig devil man, fucking bitch, fucking satan. Yeah,
1:48:08
okay, I'm moving on. Is there any other Is there any infidelities
1:48:15
that you could look the other way on? With each Barbie commercial? I
1:48:18
understand why Will Smith took that leap? Oh Margaret Ruby? Right? Yes,
1:48:24
oh, anybody see either? No, you didn't never yet, you
1:48:27
know, I want to see it though. I ran to Jasmine at the
1:48:30
mall the other day after her she told me she saw you. Yeah,
1:48:33
she rather see uh yeah, by walking through them all with Keana and like,
1:48:36
I just feel somebody walking on the side of me smiling, just what
1:48:41
an idiot? Perfectly, It's kind of like what I did to them,
1:48:46
so like I get it? Uh is keenan? That was? That?
1:48:50
Wasn't me? You get to confront him on that. Who you should say
1:48:59
that? Say that in Montreal randomly? Who the fuck invited this? Nigga?
1:49:05
We're mixing friend groups and I don't like it. But yeah, no,
1:49:12
so we are not hoping right now. Facts that's what he said.
1:49:17
But like she like confirmed that, like this isn't a child's movie. She
1:49:21
did say that. She said she like nothing about this in an adult movies.
1:49:25
So I'm like, yeah, I like when I got the porn vibes,
1:49:28
I know what I was, isn't it PG thirteen? Where's PG?
1:49:30
I think the porn viombes. That's a little strong, but yeah, yeah
1:49:34
it's a little strong. No, you got a bunch of humans playing barbies?
1:49:42
Oh tell me that's not just screaming out, ring me out? The
1:49:45
plastic got me nacking horny, Like wow, wow, okay, yeah,
1:49:49
a bit of a reach. Next question, this is related to uh the
1:49:56
naked poker shout out to who put that clip in the chat? Wait?
1:50:00
Ni oh I did like was they showing the actual titties on? Yeah?
1:50:03
Yeah through that? Oh no? On G four they bleep that they blurred
1:50:09
out on G four and yeah, they bleeped it out. But but this
1:50:13
YouTube video they actually have ten whatever its still up. Woke up to some
1:50:17
early two thousands boobs. And also I was watching the video. I'm waiting
1:50:23
for the like the underwears to come off. No, they just sent them
1:50:27
home. It was just it was a top jobless it is naked, just
1:50:30
bubb It's so much certain things. I won't know they but Michael, they're
1:50:35
sitting there, doesn't doesn't do when they take it off the first do for
1:50:40
me. Okay, The question was, y'all remember when G four Spike used
1:50:45
to air the porn conventions live. Yep, yeah, no, I don't
1:50:48
remember that. I don't remember that. Nah. That's some real horny shit.
1:50:55
Definitely got horny around, Like yeah, one the horny channels I did
1:50:59
late night was either was BT uncut obviously the actual horn channels, like the
1:51:05
portals like HBO with Ship or Comedy Centure where they would run those girls gonna
1:51:11
wild commercials, crazy crazy girls called what cling clingland lank clank clincklan clingling,
1:51:19
lank, clingling clan click lanling The commercial for like two hours straight, bro,
1:51:26
two hours good time bar Movies pg. Thirteen. Nonh huh yeah yeah
1:51:33
say Barbie Movies pg. Thirteen. But um yeah, those girls, those
1:51:36
girls gonna wild good skis in trouble days and they didn't know where they were
1:51:42
getting into talking about now there was no consent with it here. Good stuff.
1:51:47
Whoa okay, next question merchandise. We need merchandise and where can I
1:51:57
purchase ants merchandise? Do you really if you guys are taking suggestions tumblers and
1:52:00
casual workout slash lounge where it would be legit the fuck you think this is
1:52:04
lilar limit nigga. Yeah, they're trying to give us money, Mike,
1:52:10
casual like a little che shirt, a little athleisure. It's a little hard
1:52:16
to do that when we got our CFO out of the out of the state.
1:52:19
But I can imagine that will make something happen sooner or later, because
1:52:24
it needs to happen. You got a fall coming, and we've been like
1:52:27
people like to put that shit on in the fall, so some hoodies or
1:52:30
something and some yeah legends. I think we mentioned it before, but this
1:52:35
it was a little we had a little less traction to the tide. We
1:52:39
put out merch but nobody was buying it at the rate that we wanted people
1:52:41
to buy it as so we kind of stopped. So maybe the fame thing
1:52:44
we got to do like a pre order DRAWNE. Just get numbers and then
1:52:45
you're gonna do a proper rollout, Keenan. That's how most people know.
1:52:49
You know, that's a smart way to do. Get the numbers and then
1:52:54
and then yeah, yeah, guaranteed success. Pre order coming soon. What's
1:52:59
the story of how the podcast started and Win and Lamont and Keenan joined.
1:53:06
It all started. It all started back in the store mean nine in nineteen
1:53:11
eleven, uh, in someone's basement. Yeah, me and Mike decided to
1:53:15
start this in two thousands, sixteen seventeen, probably the end of six sixteen.
1:53:21
Um, we didn't know we were gonna do We didn't know how to
1:53:25
do it, and then one day we're all right, we really we're gonna
1:53:27
do this shit. So we got our boy aunt to do a photoshoot for
1:53:30
us before we even put out the episode, just the two of us off
1:53:35
of the iPhone ten or eleven and whatever phone in portrait mode I think when
1:53:41
portrait Mode first came out. Yep, So we got was using the out
1:53:45
of playground. Yeah, we had the chordsin near my house in La Corris.
1:53:49
So it was me and Mike. Me and Mike started this podcast and
1:53:53
we branched off from a podcast that we were on the podcast before called birds
1:53:57
Fly Talk whatever producing Cave, shout out Dougie, shout out Desi. It
1:54:00
was us and then from that we were like, Yo, we're gonna start
1:54:03
our own podcast. It's gonna be sports talk but a little silly. And
1:54:08
we did it at the same place. That's where we started at where we
1:54:11
did birst Fly Talk. We did like the first two episodes or yeah,
1:54:15
two or three episodes at that spot, and then we were like, yeah,
1:54:18
we got to buy our own microphones just so we're not inconveniencing anybody else.
1:54:23
Started recording at my house. We did that for like a year,
1:54:27
maybe a year and a half. Then Uh, Corey started to come around.
1:54:31
For during that first year, they didn't ask about him. Oh,
1:54:35
um, yeah, that's crazy, they didn't. Corey came. Corey joined
1:54:45
us first. Um, and then Lamon started coming around a lot. No
1:54:48
no, no, no no that Keenan Corey came around and then we started
1:54:53
we your mom got fed up with us. Yeah, and so we had
1:54:58
to find a new place at the co Yeah, and I was like,
1:55:00
who's a who's ah, who's a bitch? Ask nigger we could take advantage
1:55:03
of. And then Corey Keenan was like, I do I could tell you
1:55:09
exactly how that phone call went. Definitely definitely got a call from back.
1:55:15
He was like, hey, ke like you you like you guys got that
1:55:20
talking to like you guys got like a little studio thing going on in the
1:55:24
basement. So, uh yeah, would you mind if if if you recorded
1:55:29
there somebod of a real nigga came through? He was like, would you
1:55:31
mind if we've recorded sometimes? Like, sure, that's no problem. I
1:55:34
didn't think that these niggas want to stay. No, we moved in now,
1:55:38
we moved in. It's nice in here with the white boyfriend. Yeah,
1:55:45
yeah, he's after a week. I just I just never like she
1:55:48
came through and she just never laughed. She was homeless. Yeah, So
1:55:53
we started off coming through, we just recording their recording Keenan with chiming every
1:55:57
nine again where he was just really just he was facility to you. And
1:56:00
then he started coming on after his other podcast crumbled. He came through.
1:56:04
We recruited him, saved that's what happened. Saved him from the ashes of
1:56:08
his failure. And you know that he brought him through. That was good.
1:56:13
And then you know, Corey got a good big boy job. And
1:56:15
then he had to leave and he said, Yo, in my stead,
1:56:19
you have two options that I'd like you to reach out our Boy or Lamont.
1:56:25
You know, it would probably be a little bit more busy. And
1:56:28
I don't think he wanted to do it, really not. Yeah, we
1:56:30
just knew that he just really wasn't into it and just wanted to be on
1:56:32
the technical side. Yeah, yeah, he was if he were to Yeah,
1:56:36
he said, yes, if you were to do any part of it,
1:56:39
he would probably be more like the back inside. And then before this
1:56:43
all happened, Q came around the camera QueQue the way Q came on.
1:56:47
Q came it was his idea. We were all drunk as hell, was
1:56:50
it was. It was Thanksgiving Eve where we had this spot called brick Wall
1:56:55
and Q comes up to me while I'm DJ and he's like, yo,
1:56:56
I know you got a podcast. I'm trying to record that shit. I
1:56:59
was like, say, last my drunk as I'm like all right, nigga,
1:57:01
we record, we record this day this time. He's all right,
1:57:03
I'm gonna bring my camera and he just never stopped holding up after that.
1:57:09
And so then and now we're the five. And then he came through.
1:57:14
And then he was like, yo, either or Lamont. And then we
1:57:15
asked Lamont because Lamon was coming every now and again. He had he had
1:57:18
he had his nice little jokes that he yeah, god, he would be
1:57:25
real meek about it. He was like he was. And because at first
1:57:30
we had Lamont in the background just doing fact checks. Yeah, pretty,
1:57:35
he never opens his laptop anymore, but it's open the background, your pin
1:57:41
number, no microphone, you just actually it's not unlocked. It's just in
1:57:45
the lock screen my computer. Yeah, just just be behind it. Just
1:57:53
so didn't Yeah, so that happened, and then we got m Jay and
1:57:57
now, yeah, that's that's not right. M J was here before me.
1:58:01
M J was here before. I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry too.
1:58:04
He was here before the mom did minish. Ye. Yeah, m
1:58:10
J came and then I feel like that kind of came back the same time.
1:58:13
Yeah, it had to be around the same time. Yeah, pretty
1:58:15
much came around the same time. Had to be. I was close to
1:58:17
the same time. What year was at twenty No, no, up until
1:58:21
twenty twenty one, because twenty twenty it was just me, Me and Mike
1:58:27
and Corey and in half of the month. Yeah sure, but yeah,
1:58:33
yeah, that's twenty twenty one is when the ship really got rocking. But
1:58:38
we started in twenty seventeen. Yeah, that's when it all came together.
1:58:44
Yeah. I got a big old, happy ass family, a whole bunch
1:58:47
of dicking balls in here. Look at it. A hose coming soon,
1:58:56
all right. Next question, we had a nice discussion last week about recess
1:59:00
versus hey arnold. Yeah, people like they got some nerve. The next
1:59:08
question on who wins this fight Jimmy, Neutron, Dexter or Phineas and for
1:59:15
well that's two people, so you know our Phineas And is this like a
1:59:18
tag team thing? It's like Jimmy or who Like, No, it's like
1:59:20
for all they you know, they have their inventions, their brains, Jimmy,
1:59:27
Jimmy, neutron washing, both of them. Yeah, all three of
1:59:29
them. I don't know about. Shouldn't even work half the time. Dexter
1:59:33
shit worked too well. First of all, that just wenting off that episode
1:59:38
alone where he got he built like the Mega suit, the mex Su family,
1:59:42
mex Su Jimmy had one too. Someone Jimmy's yeah said the movie had
1:59:48
that rinky dinkass rocket that could barely get into space. He got it.
1:59:54
Then don't let him if all off his vengures include, uh, super monkey,
1:59:58
it's over. I well, who did he make super monkey? No?
2:00:02
Yeah, he genetically he got supermnke here. But then, Jimmy,
2:00:05
you're trying to go Daddard, God, that's a super powered that's a monkey
2:00:11
superhero. Okay, guy's gonna beat there, He's gonna turn that. Goddard
2:00:15
is a robot. Though it's a fun. Yeah, I can go to
2:00:18
Katemar and get one of them, like Nigga one and go to Katemar.
2:00:23
They literally doesn't exist exactly. You get that at the last Kymark. We're
2:00:29
not respecting Goddard. I'm sorry, I'm not respecting I don't think he superpowered.
2:00:35
You should. I don't think I respected him as a weapon. I
2:00:38
don't think he made Manky though he did. Seems like you never genetics,
2:00:45
no, nothing, seems like you would never become anything more than me the
2:00:48
monkey and then he got the powers. He was just hiding the powers on
2:00:51
him, but he gave him the power. Okay, all right, all
2:00:55
right, this is my ship. All right? Did touch my monkey?
2:01:00
You're you're spending right now. I'm a real beater, okay, all right,
2:01:04
respect listen all Jimmy, All Jimmy gotta do is put dec in the
2:01:09
four dimensional hypercube and he stuck. He ain't getting out. And yes,
2:01:14
I did just google that he stuck. Yeah, you want to do this.
2:01:17
No, we don't stop. God damn it, we don't have to.
2:01:21
We can all respectfully say that phinish not in this thing. I don't
2:01:25
think they're very unserious, very very They were just trying to enjoy the summer
2:01:30
vacation. Literally. Yeah, but real beaters step up. They're just like,
2:01:35
yeah, I don't think they used signs, the goop off. And
2:01:41
then you remember the the the well that's not really like a fighting weapon,
2:01:46
but he the little gum books eat the gum, you know, the whole
2:01:51
book. The hell I gotta do anything fighting that's so and then he can
2:01:57
just know the knowledge that he doesn't have to do it. That's so inventive.
2:02:00
What keenan, you need to stop caping for these Yeah, it's next
2:02:04
question. Yeah, so you were camping for Arnold and Jerrold last week.
2:02:10
Just next question. I got with diffrespecting my man Arnold, like he won't
2:02:14
fucking dog walk fucking dog walking t J. He beat up him. Arnold
2:02:20
beat up himself to Staro was a big pussy. I love Arnold. Yeah
2:02:25
he's gonna lose. He's not a big pussy. Path The kid was bigger
2:02:29
than him. So he was like, exactly, well, you know what,
2:02:32
I'm not gonna lie because remember that episode where he learned karate. He
2:02:35
was a bad motherfucker exactly. He had to it down. I might have
2:02:41
to he did. That was one episode, but he still got the knowledge
2:02:45
if you gotta whip that karate. I don't know if has it in him.
2:02:48
I don't know if he has that dog in him. Every time he
2:02:50
did the chop, lightning was coming out and all of a sudden, my
2:02:56
man pants foul pants fall off. I didn't even know what time the bust.
2:03:08
The big problem. You just wanted to know, what about stop Wild
2:03:12
dropped his pants off? Bigging balls everywhere. It's a sex crime in Yeah,
2:03:20
Pete White, I forgot everybody in that town had that goofy ass accident.
2:03:25
I don't even know why they just made up an accident, just the
2:03:28
old timing nineteen twenties, admit Atlantic accident. Is that what's called? Probably
2:03:33
I'm pretty continental? Yeah, continent? Yeah, oh my god? All
2:03:36
right, she made a time machine. The fund is that gonna do help
2:03:41
you in the fight. That can go back to get his ass whooped again.
2:03:44
He's invented in I'm gonna go back to the fight when I exre this,
2:03:46
take this fight myself. No, next question, if you each went
2:03:53
to prison, what would the other pod members be charged for? M if
2:03:58
he went to prison, Like Keen's going to prison for okay, so Els
2:04:02
going to prison for tax evasion? Yeah crazy, Well because you're DJ and
2:04:08
like you know, just y'all as yeah they do. Mike's going to prison
2:04:17
because he fell asleep behind the world actually killed somebody. So it's just why
2:04:21
do you have to kill some bus in a circumstance. You're going to prison
2:04:26
because you started to sell those drugs illegally to you know, pocket the money
2:04:30
for yourself. Fair enough. MJ's going to prison because he's sneaking into people's
2:04:38
windows. Looking at peoples feet. Ye, fair enough, that's to bandit
2:04:42
exactly what the township to take cats. You could have missed the suck raid.
2:04:49
Um Corey's going to prison because he was one of the only black people
2:04:54
that tried to raid the White House and they just arrested his ass while and
2:04:57
everybody else go wow, uh hmm, I got two more, I got
2:05:03
three more cock I put myself in there. Keenan's going to prison for joblessness.
2:05:10
I'm going to prison because I don't haven't insurance and they're gonna get my
2:05:15
because I've been too jobless too long. Uh. He didn't go to scale
2:05:19
for some stupid shit like he would be like he'd be like he had like
2:05:23
a sex crime because he was being in a park. Yeah, I see,
2:05:27
but there was no kids around. But you got caught peeing in the
2:05:29
kids park public. That's a horrible way to end up on the registry,
2:05:33
peeing outside my MAT's hat to pee. The fact was right there, terrible
2:05:39
like that nigga horrible bosses. It was a night, it was no kids
2:05:42
around. What would you go to jail for assault? Facts? You know
2:05:47
what? Just straight because he's so quick to put him in the chest up
2:05:53
and down assault. He said he'll tell everyone else to do it, but
2:05:55
he's not gonna do it himself. That's a Now he's gonna racketeering. Then,
2:05:59
I don't know. We already know he's smuggling coke in the melons.
2:06:09
You the mold yep? That sounds like a rico to me. All Right,
2:06:13
this whole POD's going down. How do you think we got these new
2:06:17
cases of red Bull in the sins of water? They don't just hand that
2:06:20
out. I don't just drop out the sky. It wasn't turning down that
2:06:29
drug money when he was eating those gummy bears. What do you think those
2:06:32
come from? Me? A brick prop brick which I won't like. You
2:06:40
break it down because you don't like them. Another nigga, god motherfucker.
2:06:46
Nothing new. Don't just like a movie reference or something that's snow Fall.
2:06:50
Snowfall. I'm the only one who watches it, but they've seen the clips,
2:06:54
so yeah, I gotta watch it. I'm like, I don't,
2:06:58
Yeah, what's one thing you need for your day? Like, if I
2:07:00
don't have my glasses, I don't even try. I'm not super blind.
2:07:03
I just don't be feeling like living the day in four ADP. That's funny,
2:07:10
you know what? That's facts? If yeah, if I don't have
2:07:13
my contact, my glass brosses your chalked. I'm not. I'm not.
2:07:16
I haven't won a day without my contacts and since I've had them, so
2:07:19
I don't. I don't know what I would do, nigga, I don't
2:07:21
know. Just this week, earlier this week, I have so I broke
2:07:26
my glasses, which were already pissed me off. I had to wear contacts.
2:07:30
So the other last week, I think it was like Tuesday and Wednesday,
2:07:34
I don't have my contacts and I lost one. I didn't lose one
2:07:39
because my eye was feeling my got lost the eye. No, no,
2:07:45
you see they that video where it was like she had like thirty contacts in
2:07:50
her eye. The fuck disgusting. No, I don't even know how out
2:07:57
like pets how I first effects like you just aged yourself. So it was
2:08:07
it was really nasty, like it was like at least third of some contact
2:08:09
just coming out the back of her eye. But anyway else, why would
2:08:13
she keep on putting them in? Where's that one point? Where's the one
2:08:16
I had on yesterday? Mental illness Day? Before that and then three months
2:08:22
ago. I don't know, but so I just my eye was feeling funny.
2:08:26
So I was like, let me go in the bathroom, just check
2:08:28
out my contact. Check out. She and I had to tear in my
2:08:31
contact. So I was like, what do I do? Do I just
2:08:35
keep it in and just feel funny all day? I just chalk it off.
2:08:41
I chalked it off, and then I had the next conversation in my
2:08:45
head do I just go with one eye or do I just take it off
2:08:48
and go full blind? I went one eye, but then I realized,
2:08:54
like, bro, I can't do this all day. So I was like,
2:08:56
fuck it, and I went home early. It's cool. I don't
2:09:00
blame me. I can't do this. I'm going home. I go home.
2:09:03
I didn't know that was an option. Would I tried to tough it
2:09:07
out. What I try to do was tough it out and be like,
2:09:11
yo, I can't I'm gonna see I looked at like there's a glasses place
2:09:16
that I have a prescription, what America's best or where there? I was
2:09:18
like, all right, there's one down the street from my job. I'll
2:09:22
just go pick up with contexts call them to see if they have my contacts
2:09:26
and stock my prescription. They're like, oh, yeah, you're your your
2:09:31
prescriptions expired. We can't give you new contact unless you do an exam.
2:09:35
I'm like, really, I have one eye in right now. You can't
2:09:39
just give me an emergency pair or an emergency box. I'll pay for it.
2:09:41
No, for legal reasons, we can't do. I'm like, bro,
2:09:45
I'm sitting ere one. Are you seriously Like no? And so I
2:09:46
was like, fucking I'm gonna just go home, And that's what I did.
2:09:50
So I would have to agree with that person, like I can't can't
2:09:52
happen. I can't see I'm not doing anything. Yeah, I don't really
2:10:00
anyone else really anything. I can do anything. I can do all things,
2:10:05
nothing stopping except food. I could do all things. The clothes on
2:10:09
my back. All right. Next question, let's take it back twenty years.
2:10:16
You're playing with your parents' phone. You find out a parent isn't being
2:10:20
faithful. You dying with a lie. I'm sorry, Martin, I just
2:10:24
didn't want to ruin Christmas. Sorry, Martin, probably honestly, probably probably
2:10:35
I'll write it out. I say, I'm not gonna be the reason that's
2:10:39
going down. Yeah, I'm gonna let him get caught up, say,
2:10:43
because he's already moving sloppy, so he'll get caught eventually. You just come
2:10:46
up behind him. Yeah, I've seen which on your phone PlayStation? Better
2:10:52
being under the tree? Yeah, yeah, disappear exactly? What sounds better?
2:11:01
PS five or a divorce? I know which one's cheaper. Let's know
2:11:05
the PS five is cheaper. Let's you know that PS five is cheaper.
2:11:09
My boy took that for free. I'm definitely old father. The last thing
2:11:15
I'll do for free? Yeah, probably what's what's for dinner to night?
2:11:20
And then you get I'm gonna tell you, I'm I'm gonna give you a
2:11:24
hint Ravioli's. Hey, hey, hey dad, nigga, Stacey, can
2:11:30
we can we get some McDonald's And you got McDonald's money? You do you
2:11:35
do? And if not, I'll just ask Karen. Hey that should I
2:11:46
ask Karen? You said you want to happy kids man, right? Yes?
2:11:52
And I want the toy the boys toy. I want both a combination.
2:12:07
I want the boys. You want barbecuere are swedenh Hour Combini. He
2:12:16
said, you want to mail mister people Combani man oh man an Well there's
2:12:28
another one. I'm not sure. I don't know what did you read this?
2:12:35
No, Okay, Mike being fat is obviously a joke with y'all,
2:12:41
but nobody actually makes fun of him for it. That's a lie because we
2:12:45
did it today. What what's everybody else's don't joke about this topic? Don't
2:12:50
joke? I don't think. I think we're pretty open. They're saying,
2:12:56
we don't joke about you being fat? We just did what enough? Kenan
2:13:01
does it three times an episode. I think they want more. They want
2:13:03
more, they want more Mike fat jokes. So there's like, we make
2:13:09
jokes about it, but we don't make fun of you for being fat.
2:13:13
Oh they don't. They don't hurt, they don't actually like damage me emotionally
2:13:20
because of it. I'm not gonna kill my man. It's like I still
2:13:22
got to see him. I still have to sit next to whole podcasts.
2:13:30
I see the jokes, but he's not crying. I need more. I
2:13:33
need more emotions. He's not really hitting it where hurts. I need I
2:13:37
need tears. Can we can we work that in? Can we work in
2:13:41
some I'm just not believing the pain. That's it's like two hours of just
2:13:45
short jokes for me, Like what the first of all? Number one?
2:13:48
He's not a fat joke until he walks off set, Like that's what they
2:13:52
want. Honestly, it's not enough motivation. The jokes are ain't hard enough.
2:13:58
Yeah, come, he has to swam wanting anybody. Yet this is
2:14:01
not enough because, like to the contrary belief, actually we all know each
2:14:05
other pretty well. Like each other, we're in multiple groups like a lot
2:14:09
of other people. We hang out outside of this. Yeah, I really
2:14:13
don't know what this What the fuck is? What? Like re examine,
2:14:18
Like I see you guys make fun of like you make jokes about it,
2:14:22
but you don't really maybe you don't really really hit him wear it hurts.
2:14:28
You don't think deep enough, don't dig deep purpose level fat jokes. We
2:14:31
need to go deeper. We the trauma why you became fat. We had
2:14:39
to go to the emotional destitution. That's why you're fat, because who you're
2:14:50
finding at the bottom of the bowl, and the bowl is endless, the
2:14:56
never ending possible. You eat an olive garden of sadness. Such a wild
2:15:09
question, bro, Those chicken nuggets won't get divorced and leave you along one
2:15:13
day Tuesday. They won't divorce. Huh. They won't break up at Happy
2:15:18
Family never, never would. Those chicken nuggets and fries won't make you choose
2:15:24
between the both of them. You can have both, Oh my god,
2:15:28
you can live with the chicken nuggets and the fries. Chicken nuggets will present
2:15:31
to Christmass t Woldy. No, never, there's only one Christmas when chicken
2:15:37
nuggets are in joke. Every days in Christmas, when you're eating McDonald's and
2:15:39
then the chick one chicken nugget, you know, the chicken nuggets fires a
2:15:43
different fry to be with. He say, this isn't the fry I grew
2:15:46
up with. I didn't come out of this fried Who these step fries?
2:15:50
I grew up with waffle fries. I don't know where your tater tops come
2:15:52
from. I didn't even know. It's not the shame I was told when
2:15:56
and then the chicken nuggets love. You know, when a chicken nugget and
2:16:01
a French fry I get together and they love each other with bone with boning
2:16:07
wings. It was a little so confusing for me. They said, until
2:16:09
death tore his part, both of you are very much alive, very much
2:16:13
apart and then this, this waffle fric comes along and say, listen,
2:16:16
I'm not trying to replace your tater time. I just want to be there
2:16:22
for you and your brother's assistance and all your potato knees. Oh you you're
2:16:31
not gonna find shit like this. That was good good stuff, organic material,
2:16:39
potato material. M next question ask food divorce jokes? What last one?
2:16:50
We're not done? We got one more. I'm not done because we've
2:16:54
been skipping over a lot of these uh advice ones and involved pretty much been
2:17:00
similar a lot of people going through heartache these days. This person summertime.
2:17:05
It's been going on for a couple of months. What up, guys,
2:17:07
I'm heartbroken. I've been with other women years later, but I can't stop
2:17:11
thinking of my first love. What should I try to maybe this wasn't the
2:17:15
right one read? What should I try to get her back? And secondly,
2:17:18
have you guys ever felt like you let that one get away? Caught
2:17:24
up? Yeah? Why are you asking that? Exactly like my bad?
2:17:30
My bad? Um, so you have something telekeena? No, okay,
2:17:35
well, speaking of someone who let one get away but got her back?
2:17:39
Come on, that's you run the show. Got renewed, you thought it
2:17:48
was, canceled back with a vengeance, came back with a new season,
2:17:52
better than ever, Better than ever. Yeah, man, you just gotta
2:17:56
win the game. Win. Don't even focus on it. Man, you
2:17:58
gotta you gotta work on you in the meantime. Whether I don't know if
2:18:01
this is a girl, a man, or a woman saying in the meantime,
2:18:05
you just got to try and make yourself a better person so that when
2:18:11
that time comes around, you're better able to receive what's happening, so those
2:18:16
mistakes don't repeat themselves. Because everything it seems rough in the beginning, and
2:18:22
it is hard, but it's also an opportunity for growth. And I will
2:18:30
say that, like losing her the first time, is probably one of the
2:18:33
roughest things I've ever went through, but I'm also thankful for it because it
2:18:41
motivated me. And listen, I'm not afraid to say it motivated me because
2:18:46
I'm a person. I'll admit that it's not motivated by a lot of things
2:18:50
because I'm a very lack of dais ago, not lack of it, but
2:18:52
very laid back, laid back, go with the flow type of dude that's
2:18:58
not really the most driven, and I've admitted that, but I will say
2:19:05
that losing her was a wake up call to really see what I was doing
2:19:15
with myself as a man in my life and to really make some changes and
2:19:18
just do different things and operate better, and not even just for that,
2:19:22
but for myself. And once you do the things for yourself, people will
2:19:26
notice, or you'll just be in a better place to receive that if it
2:19:31
comes around, and if it doesn't, you'll be better for the next person.
2:19:35
So it should. The ghost should never be get them back. It's
2:19:41
be better in case they come back, and not only if they come back,
2:19:46
just be better for the next person and for yourself, be better for
2:19:50
whatever happens. So do that. We're gonna end on that. Okay,
2:20:01
we can edit it on that, all right. So it's a wisdom,
2:20:05
yep. That is the podcast. Once you sell, you know it's time
2:20:09
to cash your darden to go. So by the time we come back,
2:20:13
we will have been in Canada. We come back Monday, right, y'all
2:20:18
trying to record when we come back. I got the Drink Show, Drake
2:20:22
Show, Drake Show Monday Monday. So what are we gonna do? I
2:20:28
guess we'll figure it out. What the hell are we gonna do Tuesday?
2:20:33
Alright, Monday's not the only day of the week you can't report Tuesday.
2:20:37
So yeah, well we're going on vacation. You guys want to do a
2:20:41
Canada podcast audio Padre, You guys can do that in the car. Have
2:20:48
fun with that quick. That would be funny. That would be funny.
2:20:50
How we do that in the car, because that takes batters. We would
2:20:54
just have to sit this in the car. Yeah, we just talked,
2:20:58
honestly. Honestly, it'll be coming around the mountain, which it comes there
2:21:07
on the wall. I'm not opposed to that. I'm not opposed could be
2:21:11
coming soon. Keep your take one down your pass, keenan. We just
2:21:16
dropped a podcast in the little week just on a on a on a Friday
2:21:20
morning, from the will generous, so generous, blessings, beloved, blessings,
2:21:30
bless outside unless just from this tin can State, New York. I'm
2:21:33
I'm on the corner, can see the corner of cell block C and D
2:21:41
fucking ruined it over this fucking due. You could have been great. I've
2:21:43
just seen royalty other day though, really literally, yeah, that's like my
2:21:50
third time meeting. Definitely everything. She's like, what's good? He'll be
2:21:54
chilling, Like you got a choice? Really, yeah, he's what mister
2:21:58
commandos of course, Yeah, you court order chilling. Yeah yeah, all
2:22:03
right, So yeah, make sure you tell us on all the socials.
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You know what I'm saying. You know, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok at
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so we can hit that ten. It's not it's not out of reach,
2:22:22
y'all. Let's those numbers, those numbers of tell your friends, tell
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another friend, tell one more friend to tell another friend, to tell one
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more friend. Again. Run these numbers of goddamn it, run these numbers
2:22:33
are we're gonna get We're getting to a point where the numbers are gonna matter
2:22:35
again. I can't tell you my plans, or else the man will destroy
2:22:41
me. I cannot tell you my plans because the enemy is out to destroy
2:22:46
us. I cannot tell you my plans. But the enemy might be out
2:22:50
to destroys The numbers might matter again. Soon, give it time, brothers
2:22:54
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got nothing, We're good. It's all on the goddamn link tree. If
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it's all the Gosha darn link tree. Honestly, gosh daring Gosha darn the
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carn the carn flag nabbit link tree is all there for you. Discord were
2:23:37
chilling those discord lots. It's fun there, you know what I mean.
2:23:39
We're chatting it up in there. Um yeah, that's it, Bye bye
2:23:46
now toodles. Yeah. I want to set that into the podcast because I
2:23:54
don't want much of buzzles. But I'd just like to give the apology to
2:23:58
you guys and the listen for that. Give me out the plastic joke I
2:24:03
did. It was as cringey as I heard it, the same way I
2:24:07
heard it, and like I got stuck and I just had to execute it.
2:24:09
It's all right. I just wanted to apologize to everybody. Um,
2:24:15
I would never say that again. I probably need an apology for last week
2:24:18
when you try to tell us you could video chat us on FaceTime. Yeah,
2:24:22
and I tried to FaceTime you. I was saying the ways. That's
2:24:26
not face, but we were saying specifically times. But it's all right.
2:24:31
I could choke out a deer. It was you were definitely definitely choke a
2:24:37
deer that ship. Bro, I it's me and the deer, Nigga,
2:24:41
I'm I have to show you a video. Definitely, if it's me on
2:24:48
my life. If it's me or my life, a deer is not getting
2:24:52
me out of your smoking, fully grown deer or the deer. You it's
2:24:58
me or the deer, it's you're the deer, one of the You're dead
2:25:01
on the side of the room. I guess I'll be at another friend's funeral.