Elevators | EP #118

Guru's Tech Bytes · Aug 1, 2026 · 2m

Good morning, it's Saturday. This is Guru's Tech Bytes, episode 118. First up, apparently elevators are getting smart now, which is great because I always wanted a tiny metal box judging my life choices. You know what this reminds me of, that time I got stuck in one with a guy who said he invented the word 'buffoon,' but it turns out he just really liked balloons. Anyway, they got computers running the cables now, let's just hope they don't run Windows or we'll all be stuck between floors for four hours while it installs an update. Second, Google fixed more Chrome bugs in June than over the…