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Show #266 JABBO AND THE STEEV a.k.a. MC TEST DEES NUTS · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you That's why, is a founding member.
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  Speaker 2: Of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to episode two sixty six of b
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  Speaker 3: FYTW titled Jabo and the Steve. I like it aka
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  Speaker 3: mc test d's nuts, which I just learned is your
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  Speaker 3: rapper name? Oh from episode one eighty smoke that proper rumpus.
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  Speaker 4: Look at the damn.
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  Speaker 5: I just listened to that this week in the car
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  Speaker 5: in the commute, and I was like, how have I
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  Speaker 5: never heard this before? But I'm like, from now on
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  Speaker 5: you are mc testes nuts.
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  Speaker 2: I've totally forgot its sweet, I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta bring up I should bring it.
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  Speaker 4: Back a rap, Yeah, bars man, White guys are doing
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  Speaker 4: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Better these days nowadays.
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  Speaker 2: They were back then, but the oppression and now we
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  Speaker 2: can finally wrap.
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  Speaker 4: M had to take a step down. M had to
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  Speaker 4: start sucking for that to happen.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean, hey, I'm only halfway good at Canadian rap,
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  Speaker 5: which is you know, c rap.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, I trip over my words a lot.
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  Speaker 5: That's a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you do mumble rap man, mumble raps and
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  Speaker 2: be good.
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  Speaker 6: I've never heard it, but I've heard of it. I'm
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  Speaker 6: just kind of afraid to listen to one, and I
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  Speaker 6: just don't go. I don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like a sm R, and it's pretty much
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  Speaker 1: just listening to the music and not.
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  Speaker 4: That it's more like a s SMR. At that point,
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  Speaker 4: I'm generation X. I can't tell you anything good about
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  Speaker 4: mumble Rap. I know, in the world of a hip
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  Speaker 4: hop fan, that's probably one of the most sacrilegious things
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  Speaker 4: to say, because it's like, oh no, it takes so quick. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but no, I was born seventy nine, dude, Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 4: no there. I was raised there the jay Z's and
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  Speaker 4: the biggies and the Nases and the snoops and yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there's there's no way on God's green Earth anybody like
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  Speaker 4: with ya and two three four five iphen is like
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  Speaker 4: the hotest nigga in the streets right now. Doesn't work
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  Speaker 4: for me.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway. You can't tell, either from the title or from
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  Speaker 5: his beautifully silky voice. Our special guest this episode is Jabo, Hey, Jama,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on? What's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 5: What's up? So long time no here, long time no
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  Speaker 5: see man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's probably our fault.
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  Speaker 1: We should do it that's our fault.
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  Speaker 5: It's okay be on more often, but I understand you're
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  Speaker 5: busy as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this episode came at the most fantastic time because literally,
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  Speaker 4: when one of my people says, been begging this is
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  Speaker 4: so weird. It has been begging me maliciously to stop fucking
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  Speaker 4: around and watch Cobra Kai. Oh so you guys are
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  Speaker 4: you guys are literally my break between season one and
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  Speaker 4: season two, And I'm like wow, because I mean, it's working.
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  Speaker 4: But no, Yeah, there's been a lot of shit I've
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  Speaker 4: been working on. I don't know. I keep every time
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  Speaker 4: I'm on here, I have like this ninety year speech,
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  Speaker 4: but get better, we get better, we get better, and
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  Speaker 4: then I just keep inventing shit for myself.
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  Speaker 1: It's getting better, man.
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  Speaker 4: But at least at least I can say Ruckers Juice
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  Speaker 4: is is own point. And that's because I have hands
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  Speaker 4: down and I'm not hating on any person I've ever
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  Speaker 4: worked had a show with, but hands down, I go
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  Speaker 4: is the ship dude, Like, oh my god, the time
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  Speaker 4: that that that guy puts in to make that show
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  Speaker 4: a success is it's a fucking unparalleled. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 4: when I tell you, when I tell you there's chunks,
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  Speaker 4: Like every time we named something flavor Camp, it's because
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  Speaker 4: he was working a graveyard shift. He's in air traffic
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  Speaker 4: controller and he would literally go in on his breaks
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  Speaker 4: and during his breaks at like two thirty in the morning,
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  Speaker 4: three thirty in the morning, shit like that. We come
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  Speaker 4: in and we record pieces and then I'd edit and
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  Speaker 4: piece them together later or he'd have time to sit
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  Speaker 4: and do them all. And we did this. The longest
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  Speaker 4: run we had was for six weeks, So like, we
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  Speaker 4: ran six weeks of recording. Some nights we would some
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  Speaker 4: nice we wouldn't, but he he, that dude does amazing
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  Speaker 4: shit to make proper rumpus look good and to make
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  Speaker 4: ruckus juice work. So yeah, absolutely, that's been the biggest
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  Speaker 4: thing that I've been happy about. No matter how busy
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  Speaker 4: I've been, that that has stayed constant. So I'm good. Awesome,
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  Speaker 4: that's cool, awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah anyway, uh yeah, so I guess that'll be our
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  Speaker 5: intro question. Like considering Cobra Kai, what are you watching?
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  Speaker 5: Ask for me your host pants s Aaron, I can
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  Speaker 5: tell you I got Amazon Prime just so I could
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  Speaker 5: watch Leverage Redemption because I I there is no other
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  Speaker 5: show that I can think of that depicts rich people
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  Speaker 5: doing dirty things and then getting their come uppance for it.
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  Speaker 1: Good. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Seeing rich people get screwed out of all their money
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  Speaker 5: or their companies or what have you is enormously cathartic
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  Speaker 5: in these modern times. So I absolutely needed it. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, fuck it, I hate Amazon, but I'll spring
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  Speaker 5: for Prime just to watch this fucking show. Goddamnit. I
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  Speaker 5: need it right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They just started season three and I think there's four
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  Speaker 5: episodes out, but there will be more and I'm looking
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  Speaker 5: forward to the rest of them. But anyway, uh and
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  Speaker 5: also playing along with us today. He's a gamer and
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  Speaker 5: a storyteller. He used to be my youngest friend. Now
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  Speaker 5: he's just ougi.
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  Speaker 6: They are They.
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  Speaker 1: Actually showed up.
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  Speaker 7: No, No, they were here before. They just forgot to
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  Speaker 7: cheer for me sign they remembered to cheer for you.
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  Speaker 5: They forgot to cheer for me and jobbo.
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  Speaker 8: I think.
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  Speaker 4: That's okay.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's just me who doesn't deserve it.
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  Speaker 7: I just don't think you're hearing them be very quiet
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  Speaker 7: about it.
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  Speaker 5: Shut the funk up? What are you watching?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Oh, now you want me to talk a question,
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  Speaker 6: then you speak ah, yes, that's usually how it works,
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  Speaker 6: isn't it. Well let's see here, what have I been
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  Speaker 6: watching lately? Besides you mauled, I've been watching anime. We
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  Speaker 6: we got access the country roll again, so we've been
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  Speaker 6: trying to catch up on some anime that we haven't
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  Speaker 6: watched before that we've been hearing about.
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  Speaker 1: We've watched one that was all the all the new
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  Speaker 1: ones that came up, like Solo Leveling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been or I I've been resurrected as a slime.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one time I was.
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  Speaker 7: That was amazing, reincarnated as the slime.
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  Speaker 6: And then like I was recommended watching Overlord and like
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  Speaker 6: something else. We also started watching dragon Ball again because
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  Speaker 6: Jesus super.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well you are super. But I'm thinking about going
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  Speaker 7: back and watching Z again.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so much. There's so much dragon.
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  Speaker 7: Ball they're still going.
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  Speaker 1: It was like dragon Ball Boudikai or some ship cocky.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't the fighting games.
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  Speaker 4: Yea, there's a I think there's a new one out now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen it at the Attorney's like evo. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, finally, he is a veteran and a podcaster and
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  Speaker 5: uh Weirdly, he's also a veteran podcaster.
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  Speaker 2: It's Stevie, Hello, Hello, how is everybody this afternoon?
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  Speaker 5: And I feel like you've already answered this question.
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  Speaker 2: But watching, aside from the anime stuff, I've been watching
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  Speaker 2: Peacemaker again.
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  Speaker 1: For the new season coming out, because.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like John Cena, I could have him relieve and
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  Speaker 2: don't really care one way or the other. He's okay,
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  Speaker 2: but you know whatever, but in this role, Holy fuck.
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  Speaker 2: And then having like I don't know if anybody's seen it, Vigilante.
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  Speaker 2: He's probably like my favorite character in the whole.
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  Speaker 1: Thing, Like, but everybody.
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  Speaker 2: The chemistry between all the characters is fucking amazing. And
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  Speaker 2: it's a gory action quote unquote superhero type movie with.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of comedy in it, and I like it.
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  Speaker 1: And the writing's witty as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Is freaking fantastic, and the improv and it is absolutely
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  Speaker 4: a testament to the fact that I'm telling you right now,
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  Speaker 4: there is not I want somebody to test this theory.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing that James Gunn can't get to work. I
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  Speaker 4: get the fact that he's like, oh, look, we're fractured,
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  Speaker 4: we're all family, and somehow we'll go to love each other.
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  Speaker 4: I get the fact that that's the theme for every
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  Speaker 4: fucking movie that he touches, but the fact that he
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  Speaker 4: seriously had a suit a suicide squad we where people
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  Speaker 4: fight a starfish and it worked. Do Teasemakers? Excellent. I'm
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  Speaker 4: looking forward to season two as well too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 2: I've just been going on YouTube Suberman now, isn't he.
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  Speaker 4: He's doing super He's Him and Peter Sarafin are the
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: heads of DC what do they call it, DC Studios
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  Speaker 4: or whatever, so they're in control of everything. Creature Commandos
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  Speaker 4: was the series that came out animated that was pretty good. Uh.
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: They just wrapped filming on Supergirl. Superman's coming out. The
• 9:51
  Speaker 4: Green Lantern series Lanterns is coming out, and they're describing
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: that as like true detective meets comic book. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 4: they've they've got the ball rolling on a lot of shit.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: You need him to like fix the cinematic shit bad.
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's And the thing is they have like
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  Speaker 4: twelve or thirty probably more than that, but they have
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  Speaker 4: like twelve or thirteen projects about the come out. There's
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  Speaker 4: a lot of shit they got going with.
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  Speaker 1: Pipe hopefully it don't go too far into each.
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  Speaker 5: Well, gentlemen, shall we play some games?
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  Speaker 1: Fucking yes, yes, we're awesome all right.
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  Speaker 5: Since there's an odd number of contestants today, we're gonna
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  Speaker 5: play cutthroat everybody for themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like it.
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  Speaker 5: So our first game is gonna be like share block.
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  Speaker 5: I've got three news stories. All you got to do
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  Speaker 5: is tell me which one I would like, which one
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  Speaker 5: I would share, and which one I would block. On
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  Speaker 5: social media, there is one for each news story, and
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  Speaker 5: there is only one correct combination. We're gonna go over
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  Speaker 5: all three news stories in a row first, and then
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  Speaker 5: you guys are gonna tell me what you think. So
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  Speaker 5: our first story horny woodpecker vandalizing cars all over Massachusetts. So,
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  Speaker 5: starting in late February, somebody started vandalizing cars around Rockport, Massachusetts. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: leaving for work in the morning, people started finding that
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  Speaker 5: somebody had broken their car side mirrors or windshields. And
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't a couple of isolated incidents. To date, at
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  Speaker 5: least twenty five vehicles Holy shallen victim to this vandal
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  Speaker 5: So that's a criminal, yes it is. However, nobody spotted
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  Speaker 5: anything or anyone suspicious, nor were there any traces or
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  Speaker 5: clues around the vehicles. It was as if the person
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  Speaker 5: could descend from the skies, break a mirror, and then
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  Speaker 5: fly away. Well that was exactly what they were doing,
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  Speaker 5: because the vandal is not a person but a male
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  Speaker 5: pilated woodpecker. Dead Dick Rockwork resident Janelle Favalorro fifty nine
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  Speaker 5: was one of, if not the first person in town
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  Speaker 5: to identify the rampaging car vandal. Her car got smashed first,
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  Speaker 5: and she suspected her husband, who then blamed their son cars.
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  Speaker 5: But then her her brother in law's car parked next
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  Speaker 5: to her house got vandalized as well, and this time
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  Speaker 5: she saw the culprit perching on top of the car. No,
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  Speaker 5: she wrote a social media post saying there's been a
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  Speaker 5: vandal breaking vehicle mirrors. He's described as eighteen to twenty
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  Speaker 5: four inches tall, wearing black and white with a red hat.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, she is describing the bird's look right. Once
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  Speaker 5: neighbors knew what to look for, they figured out it
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  Speaker 5: was actually the woodpecker who was damaging all their cars.
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  Speaker 5: And it turns out it's because he's horny and he
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  Speaker 5: doesn't want any male competitors going after the lady woodpeckers
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  Speaker 5: in the area. However, there really aren't any male woodpeckers around.
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  Speaker 5: The only ones he've seen has been his own reflection sense.
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  Speaker 7: Shit, you would not think about what little has happened?
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  Speaker 1: Like what the fuck?
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  Speaker 5: And this story was big enough to hit the New
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  Speaker 5: York Times.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, just twenty something vehicles. I mean, like, fuck
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  Speaker 1: that little bird. Dude.
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  Speaker 2: If I like, if I had my sports car and shit,
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  Speaker 2: I came out and that shit.
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  Speaker 1: Was broken, I'm like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, whatever stone happened again or some shit, and no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's malicious.
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  Speaker 1: That bird has to go. I mean, you here, capture
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  Speaker 1: it and get it out.
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  Speaker 6: Most people like that, like do that, like vandalized vehicles,
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  Speaker 6: stuff like that. When you hear about their offenses, it's
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  Speaker 6: usually like in a small teens or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's never like and not like not that many, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: never that much. Fucking birds usually caught way before then.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's why the government's replacing all these birds with
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  Speaker 2: those robot birds that survey, just to make sure ship
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  Speaker 2: like this don't happen again. Go government overwatch, We're on
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  Speaker 2: your side.
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  Speaker 5: Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: An animal specialist from Brown University with the greatest name ever,
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  Speaker 5: Matthew Fox Jagger.
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  Speaker 1: No way, no. Uh.
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  Speaker 5: A few ex A G. E. R. Told The New
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  Speaker 5: York Times that they're a ferocious bird and they're really strong.
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  Speaker 5: It is the biomechanical equivalent of a hammer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can believe it. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you could train woodpeckers to like, you know.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: Any thoughts.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just I'm still at the part where you were
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  Speaker 4: reading about how many cars? Yeah, and I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 4: that did. Stevie's reaction was, oh god, And I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: why did you just sound like like we just found
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  Speaker 4: out like a kid got hit by a car something.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, like, I mean, twitty is a crazy number.
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  Speaker 4: But you said that ship like it was devastatingly terrible,
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  Speaker 4: like we just found out like a tsunami took out China.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, there is no Jesus somebody, man, I think
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  Speaker 4: that's an awesome story. I think that's I think whoever
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  Speaker 4: wrote that, I immediately every time I listen to the show,
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  Speaker 4: and ever i'm a part of it, I'm automatically like,
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  Speaker 4: where the fuck do you find this ship. Either I
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: need to live closer to New York because it's no bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: On days that I'm like too busy with my daughter
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  Speaker 4: to post positive stuff, I would love to post random
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  Speaker 4: stories like this, like Ory Woodpicker funks the ship out
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  Speaker 4: of cars. I'm like, you know what I'm saying. It's
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  Speaker 4: like you wake up to Trump Trump Trump Trump, Trump's
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  Speaker 4: like Jesus Christ. Woodpicker fucks the ship out of a car.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm there, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: It writes itself. You're like and and I love the
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  Speaker 4: fact that the story is so that there's a build
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  Speaker 4: up to it before you find out, Like you read
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  Speaker 4: the title, so you know it's coming, but the story
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  Speaker 4: you're just like, oh, it's the I know, it's the birds.
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  Speaker 4: It's the birds. The bird, it's the bird. And then
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  Speaker 4: it's like it's the bird, and you kind of do
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  Speaker 4: like a silent fist pump.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, got you.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I hope you enjoy our remaining stories as much.
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  Speaker 5: Let's move on to story number two. Drunk chimpanzees proved
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  Speaker 5: getting crunk with friends actually older than humans.
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  Speaker 1: I believe it.
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  Speaker 5: So to see what the chimpanzees at the canton Has
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  Speaker 5: National Park in the small western African country of Guinea
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  Speaker 5: bissauget up to A team led by the University of
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  Speaker 5: Exeter set up motion activated cameras in the park's forests,
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  Speaker 5: and the cameras caught behavior that nobody had documented before.
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  Speaker 5: The chimpanzees would gather around fallen fruit of the African
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  Speaker 5: breadfruit tree. After checking their remains, the team confirmed that
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  Speaker 5: these fruits had begun fermenting and had turned alcoholic, and
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  Speaker 5: in the videos, the chimps break the fruits apart and
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  Speaker 5: then pass the pieces around to their friends, like handing
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  Speaker 5: out cold ones at a barbarie. Yes, of course nature
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  Speaker 5: is crazy. Anything unusual happening once and it is a coincidence. However,
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  Speaker 5: the researchers saw this happening at least ten times.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, it's a weekly.
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  Speaker 5: So the apes passed a bunch of fruit around. What's
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  Speaker 5: the big deal. Well, it's weird because chimpanzees don't tend
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  Speaker 5: to share their meals. They don't share food. They get
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  Speaker 5: kind of territorial about it. So doctor Kimberly Hawking said,
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  Speaker 5: chimps don't share food all the time. So this behavior
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  Speaker 5: with fermented fruit might be important. The fact that the
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  Speaker 5: fruit was alcoholic is another oddity, because animals don't tend
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  Speaker 5: to intentionally get drunk, with some exceptions as being drunk
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  Speaker 5: is a great way to get killed in nature.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: In general.
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  Speaker 5: Really, to be fair, the breadfruits aren't exactly tequila. According
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  Speaker 5: to the researchers, the highest measured level of alcohol and
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  Speaker 5: the fruit was zero point six one percent, about as
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  Speaker 5: much as you would get in orange juice. That said,
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  Speaker 5: it's unlikely the chimpanzees are aiming to get drunk. But
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: to be fair, we don't know how alcohol effects chimpanzees.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe they're real lightweights, and they are lighter than us, yeah,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: by a lot, in a quarter of our weight.
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: There are also more active so that would be going
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: into their bloodstreams.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: But we do know that they are related to humans,
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: and for humans, drinking alcohol leads to a release of
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: dopamine and endorphins and the resulting feelings of happiness and relaxation.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: So so this is the next step. Just be like,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: here's a crown we've already have been passing in along, guys. Okay,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: it's the alcohol. It's one hundred percent of the alcohol.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: So we've already found evidence of them using like tools,
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: like they have a lot of them already basically have
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: met like the prerequisite of.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: The Stone Age.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, and so it would make sense that they'd also
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: find something that would actually help, like purposely make them
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: feel better like we would. And also, yeah, it's it
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: would make sense also that they've been doing it a
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: lot longer than possibly even humans.
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: I don't know where in the evolutionary chart where humans
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: and lemurs land, but lemurs like bugs to get high.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's fucking amazing. Lemurs are awesome.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: So so like, let's just get let's just get hit.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Dude, dude, dude, check this out, like it just leak it,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: just a little bit, leak it.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: You love it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be a lemur when I get
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: reincarnated a lemur sounds awesome.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Why, like, of everything in the universe, Like, why anything
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: else were you shooting for a dolphin til you find
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: out that they're like rapist assholes? There when you found
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: out that dolphins are pretty much like any fucking eighties
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: villain from the Revenge of the Nerds movie.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, dude, the fucking dolphins are
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: just humans of the fucking ocean, that's all.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: I think all organisms have a way to get fucked up.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I think I can't. But I don't know. Man, there's
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: everybody keeps oh, there's so many things that separate us
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: from this and separate us from that, and blah blah blah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know. There's there's a part of me that
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: believes that there's at least some common thread that did
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: most organisms have And I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: hang my hat on the wolves get fucked up. And
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not exactly that far fetched. But like
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't, I don't. I mean, there's instances
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: of insects doing it, like you said, lemurs do it. Uh,
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: you know, there's been in tons of instances that that
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: you could google and find, or different creatures have been
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: known to eat something that makes them feel a little funnier,
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: or drink something that makes them feel funny, that kind
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: of shit. So for me, it's not that far fetched.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, especially since I'm one of those ignorant people
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: that think that everything that was in Planet of the
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Apes is like real. So I've seen them ride horses
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: and create a society, So getting drunk is it really
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: that fucking impressive to me? Years I've seen you guys
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: take down Woody Harrelson and he can ride horseback. Motherfucker,
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: having a beard does not impress me. This is why
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: you're not on the show a lot.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: This is why we need to have your story. Number
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: three man seeks, sinks waste deep and quicksand scores a girlfriend.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: In the sand.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Well, technically, yes, the man was out on a sunset
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: walk on a Lake, Michigan beach with his coworker. The
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: two absolutely positively were not officially dating, but we're only
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: out together. Some leland bluestones, which typically populate on the beach.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Apparently it's like slag from a factory nearby. But when
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: crossing the ground in front of a water runoff, the
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: man suddenly sank waste deep into the wet sand. He
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: tried to free himself, but to no avail. After struggling
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: for a while, they realized it was time for to
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: call for help. They both called nine one one separately.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: The the man said, oh, my girlfriend's also calling uh
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: nine one one on the other line, and the girl said,
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: my boyfriend's trapped in quicksand and once the two of
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: them had said those words, it was pretty much undeniable.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: Their relationship had become quote unquote Facebook official.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: That's that's how they gave it to. The operator was
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: the first one to know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Not their friends, right, well, I don't think even they
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: knew until they both refer to themselves that way. At
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: any event, rescuers quickly arrived and pulled the man free
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: of the quicksand trap. He was fine. Yeah, I think
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: it only went up to his waist. I don't think.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, Typically quicksand pits are not that deep. It
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: would get it's getting stuck in it, and like dying
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: from starvation or dehydration is what the real killer from
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: Or if you accidentally like slip or.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Something you want to do is try to get on
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: your belly, like flatten yourself and start walking like a
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: crab and then you'll start moving and shimming. You gotta
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: get as much surface area on top of the sand
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: as possible.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Are we being Stevie, No, that's how you do it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: It's like it's like with ice if you don't want
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: it to crack anytimes.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: STEVIEE confidently says something that I don't know I immediately.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: Go fair no, no, no, no, you got to distribute
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: your weight so you don't sink.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I'll tell your survival ship that stuff really fair enough.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Jobo, any thoughts.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: To be honest, I'm like, wow, Og knows a lot
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: about fucking quick saying, like this motherfucker went in to
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: fucking what's his name, Sam Neil Jurassic Park mode.
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: He's just like, it's not that deep. The thing is,
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: you get stuck in your dog from starvation. It's not
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: when you had child, when you thought it was going
• 23:59
  Speaker 9: to and go. You totally You'll never see the l
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: like a day again. Have a fucking sandwich because you
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: can't move. I'm like, I'm like, like, I know now.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: It'll put the odds of it ever happened, because like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: apparently that's one of the thing they scared the ship
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: out of you when you were a kid.
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: It's like quick saying in the black community. Yeah, even
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: in the black community. I don't know if anybody looks
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: like me has ever told you this? Yes, Quick saying
• 24:25
  Speaker 10: was there was a threat to us too. It wasn't
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: just drugs, it was quick saying as well. Because apparently
• 24:32
  Speaker 10: it's like watch out watch out for dry bys and
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: quick saying my nigga got you dog. But yeah, I
• 24:40
  Speaker 10: was like, oh, he knows a lot about quicksand like there's.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: No sand out here either in the concrete that's Grassoggie
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: knows a lot about a lot.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah you what to college.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: I know a lot about a lot, but I really
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: don't know anything.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: It's impressive. But he doesn't speak. He didn't used to speak.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Up of he speaks, you can't shut me up.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: It's a I love it so much.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Any event, that's all three news stories. So we have
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: the horny woodpecker vandalizing cars all over Massachusetts, Drunk chimpanzees
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: proved getting crunk with friends is actually older than humankind.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Uh and man seeks sinks waste deep in quicksand and
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: scores a girlfriend in the process. Jabo, you're our guest,
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: so I'm gonna let you go first. What what do
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: you think the correct combination is here?
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Jesus, I say, share the funking share the fucking woodpecker,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: h block the chimpanzee and like the actually yeah, and
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I'll stay with it, and like the quicksand.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, share block like all right out of Augie and CV.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: I can't remember which one of you won a game least,
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: but I'm gonna say it with Stevie so Ogie, I'm
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: gonna give you the choice. You can keep one of Jabbo's,
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: we have to swap the other two. And what was
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: his share blake share block? Like I said, she blanke
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: lock sherry bike.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: Honestly, I think it's in order. I think it's like
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: share block.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: You think it's like share block, like.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: The woodpecker, share the chimpanzees and block the quicksand Okay.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Interesting, And finally, Stevie, you have to have a separate
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: answer from the other two. But again, they both went
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: their own way. So you can pick one of them
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: and then stick one of them the same and swap
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: the other two. Or you can block the first story,
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: in which case you can do whatever you want with
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: the other two.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: I gotta share the okay, so you're gonna share the
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: first one, which means you're gonna like the drunk chimpanzees
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: and block the quicksand girlfriend.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: Well, I am pleased to say that it does not
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: matter because Jobo got it right, absolutely correct. I shared
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: the horny woodpecker because goddamn, that's funny instant. Of course,
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: I'm going to share that. That's great, Uh drunk chimpanzees,
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: it's kind of cute. But I actually thought the guy,
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: the guy and the girl accidentally calling each other bir
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: boyfriend and girlfriend and now they're together is kind of cute.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: So I threw them ake you it is because I'm
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: older now.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: He started this show.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You know, like, this is fucking obnoxious ship.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: I've dropped a lot of the bitterness about being single
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: and now I just enjoy it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: So I don't know that third story just works though,
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: because like even with the childhood think, you're like, oh man,
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: you thought it was a kid that you were immediately
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: just gonna die and quick say it. But then this
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: dude not only doesn't die, he gets a girlfriend out
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: of it. Come on, that's gold right there. That's the need.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: They need to have a kid immediately. So that's the story.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: In the movies, the hero or his girlfriend would get
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: caught in this quick sand or they both would get
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: caught together, they get pulled out, and they'd wind up
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: in love in the end. So it works. It all works.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: This is made stage.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: I just can't wait for the first real pandem you
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: can see.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you think we'll let it? Do
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you think we'll let us in? No?
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: No, no humans allowed sue those little monkeys, so that
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: discrimination it's humans.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: They're great apes. Yea yeah. Anyway, cz Jabo score is
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: the first episode point. It is one to zero to zero. However,
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: there's plenty of game left in Game two is worth
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: two episode points. We're gonna play it right after this.
• 28:37
  Speaker 11: If you like fun, then you're gonna love the beard
• 28:40
  Speaker 11: Ol Podcast. It's a podcast where we talk about two
• 28:43
  Speaker 11: of the greatest things in the world, Beer and weird Out.
• 28:46
  Speaker 11: And frankly, we talk more about weird Out than anything
• 28:49
  Speaker 11: because he's the gift that keeps on given. So join
• 28:53
  Speaker 11: us as we talk through weird Al's career, what he
• 28:57
  Speaker 11: needs to us, and we have some very special guests
• 29:00
  Speaker 11: on to discuss the magic that is Alfred Matthew Yankovic
• 29:04
  Speaker 11: speared out part of the Gods Media Network.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Hey man, welcome back. We got some stuff from you guys,
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: including at least one voicemail. Right, yeah, all right, let's
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: listen to it.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: Damn Rik, He is such a good book, Aaron, But
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: why the hell did you have to do?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Jamie Like that even if it worked so good with
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the story.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Damn love you guys.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: That was Bill.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a sneaky suspicion that that oh Man.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean STEVIEE knows he's he's read the No,
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: you you read the first chapter?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I waiting, no, wait until I have a break.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, since I've been at work all this time, it's
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: just me running the whole kitchen, so I haven't.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Fair RESHI but you you read the first sentence.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: And I put the book down.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I was said, and angry, and.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Now you know what you're for.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I've warned you countless time, I know, but every time.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: And at least he didn't say nothing.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I know every time. I yeah, that's true, Thank you
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: so much, Bill.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Every time I look at the fucking book, like I
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: lay in my bed, my book is on the opposite
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: shelf of my nurse saying, there's like my printer things
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: right there on top of it, and then Raco's on
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: top of that, and I'm looking at it all the
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: time like I wanna. But I'm in bed right now.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I do not want to read this before I go
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: to bed.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Every single night, STEVIEE.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: You said we had something else as well. Is it
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: a comment or an email?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: You got an email? This is online podcasting that takes
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: like me.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, this is interesting.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: So Aaron, do you want to read what that says?
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Okay? So, according to this group pod CEO, which I
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: guess is SEO, when listeners search for ZeVA da V
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, because fuck you, that's why
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: podcast appears as the eighteenth result. But did you know
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: it's also the twenty second result for by Coastal and
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: the thirtieth result for fictional detectives. I mean that is fair.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: We talk about fictional detectives. I get that Diva David,
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: that is Zeeva David was part of like one episode
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: with the By Coastal with it or no it was?
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Was it?
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Alani? We did it. We did a game where I
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: replaced the members of the Golden Girls with three you know,
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: powerful or women, and one of them was he I
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: was so confused with I guess I think ze Devide
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: was Betty White and it was just like you know,
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: so people had to buzz in and say Zeba daviead
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: like three or four times, So that might be why.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So I was like, well, I gotta
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: look at Z now.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: We've mentioned it like six more times, so it's just.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Put it in. And we did show up, and I'm like, okay,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: that's awesome.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: So I was just a little I was a little
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: giddy about that.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: That's funny. It was delightful, alright. But if that's everything
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: for this week, all right, let's get back to the games.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Oggie hit it, Hey man, welcome back. It's time for
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: game two. Game two is going to be the cost
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: is correct. I've got five items here that recently went
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: up for auction, and all our players got to do
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: is bit as close as they can to the final
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: auction price of these items without going over, and try
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: and win as many listings as they can. The player
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: who's won the most out of five listings after all
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: five listenings are done will win the game and earn
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: two episode points. If there's a tie, they'll both get
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: the points. All right, it's pretty simple. We are gonna
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: go in order, and Steve and O you both lost
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: the last game, so I'm gonna leave it to well.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: I I let Augie go first last time, so Steve,
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Give it to you.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna give it to you. Stevie. What would you
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: like to be first, second, or last to bid this first?
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: It'll be last, Okay. In that case, Jaba will be
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: first and Augie will be second. So we'll just go
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: in that order and we will rotate as the as
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: the listings go on, so everybody will get a chance
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: to be first, second, and third as we go on.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: But let's get started with our first item up for bids. Uh.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: It's this beautiful wood carving. The Casey Edwards Shelf Woodpecker
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: carving is designed and waited to sit on the edge
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: of a wooden shelf without falling off, and it's part
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: of the Casey's Shelf Critters collection. This listing can be
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: yours if the cost is correct. Jaba, what would you
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: like to bid for this beautiful wood carving?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Let's let's start her at five bucks?
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Five dollars, says start start. It's five bucks, Aggie, what would.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: You incredibly Harney woodpecker?
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Fifty bucks? I didn't. I didn't say how it was
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: perching on the ledge or with what fifty fifty dollars
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: bids Aggie.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Stevie, I'll go one hundred dollars.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Shit, yeah, okay, okay, well I look forward to your reaction.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: The actual final bid for this wooden woodpecker, two thousand,
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: one hundred and three dollars wins the listing.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I got that two thousand dollars thing for one hundred bucks, baby.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what I need to figure out my fucking wood
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: carving woodpecker life.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Bus.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Why weren't you insulted?
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: It's not mine. I didn't put it up. I'm not
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: going to be insulted on behalf.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Of he's putting up little hit, little fucking wooden woodpecker,
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: the ship for two great man those erotic so much.
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: One grand ball sack. He's got the bird that the
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: bird doesn't have, because that's.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Not how it works. All right, Let's move on to our
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: second for bids. This time, Ogi, you're gonna bid first,
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: end Joba, you'll bid last, but doesn't. Our second item
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: up forbids is this collectible comic book, The Adventures of
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Rex the Wonder Dog. Issue number features the first appearance
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: of Detective Chimp, what rated at a seven by the CGC.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: This listing goes to whoever bits closest to the final
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: auction price without going over Augie start us off. Detective Chimp.
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: Huh hmmm, we're gonna sorry. I had five hundred.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Augie bids five hundred's Stevie.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I was not expecting Detective Chimp. I was not at all.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know how it ended.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: He was expecting what he Woodpecker I was on undred
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: percent was no, no, no, I didn't make these all about Woodpecker.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: You know how it ended, Stevie.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Alcoholism, as it has.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: So many times before. I'm gonna go with twelve hundred.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Twelve hundred dollars, says Stevie.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Jabo twenty five bucks twenty five. I'm terrible at this game.
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: So I'm not much better.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Well, listen, the bidding low thing has worked before. There
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: have been multiple cases of our people bidding way too high,
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: So we'll see.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: That's what makes me feel better about being a terrible person.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: The actual final auction price of this seven point zero
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: out of ten comic three thousand and five hundred dollars.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Stevie wins again.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Jesus see, I'm bad.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: When you said twenty five, I thought you're gonna say
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: twenty five hundred dollars. He's gonna clench it like just
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: twenty five bucks.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: I needn't watch this lad. The next one, I'm gonna
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: fucking shoot through the roof. I'm gonna be over like
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: a g and a half seven dollars original bazooka Joe
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: comic like twenty five fifty thousand.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: All right, our third item up for bids, and this
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: time Stevie'll bid first, audio bid lastay. Our third item
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: up for bids is this impressive natural crystal. This twenty
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: eight pound in hydro crystal contains trapped pockets of water
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: and quicksand that constantly move throughout. Oh and this beautiful
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: listing can be yours if the cost is correct, Stevie,
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: you start us off.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Dude, I would so pay like seventy five bucks at
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: a fucking like.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Flea market.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Yo, seventy five dollars is your bid?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Fuck?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Javo.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: It sounds like the biggest, most awesome Marvel ever, right,
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: fuck damn like, damn it, I'm all shook that one
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: fifty like I wanted to say, like ten thousand, but
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: this is gonna be like five bucks and feel dumb,
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: but we'll get We'll go one fifty.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: One hundred and fifty dollars, says Java.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: Oh Gie, I got nothing clever to say about this.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Nine hundred, one hundred and fifty dollars, says Oggy.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: It's just it's just a bike with sand in it,
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: but it moves all the time on.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: It's okay, you don't read stuff like that. It's it's
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: a natural lava lamp though in twenty eight pound rock form.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, melt through that glass.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Uh. I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you.
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: The final auction price of this massive twenty eight pound
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: in hydro crystal is five thousand dollars. Aggie wins that list.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I have thousand dollars for that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Huh. Yeah, you know there and talk shit about it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: I looked. I looked up one of these things on YouTube,
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: and it actually looks kind of cool, does it. It does.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: I would I would love to have one of these
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: in my house. And this one was like this, by this,
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: it was huge.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like seventy I buy that.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see, i'd buy it too for seventy five. That's
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: apparently give me.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: Give me twenty bucks and I'll ride a home depot
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: and I'll.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Make you.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Stand there.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: I can put sand in the glass case.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for five thousand dollars.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: It's working for some people. Our next itema forbids is
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: this collectible figure, the super Alloy Mecca Gorilla, depicts a
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: solid steel gorilla shaped robot, but is actually a soft
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: vinyl figure. One of a limited run of two hundred
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: and fifty. This figure was designed by famous artist Herota Saigon.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Show and this listing goes to the one of you
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: who bits closest to the final auction price without going
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: over this time, Javo.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: You start us off six fifty, six.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Hundred and fifty dollars, says Javo Ogi.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Yes, I'm thinking it's actually up in one thousands. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: four thousand, five hundred.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Four thousand and five hundred, and Stevie says, fucker.
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but that is not a numerical value.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: What do you want to do, Stevie, eight hundred, eight hundred,
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: just just cutting over Jabo like a dicky.
• 41:21
  Speaker 9: Here.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: That's very price, is right of you? Yeah?
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: The actual final auction price of this item six thousand,
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: four hundred and eighty one dollars. Augie wins that listing
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: The job.
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's I'm thinking the rest of the is gonna
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: be in the thousands.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Guys, you just have a mailbox full of ship you don't.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Want, right, I mean, I mean the Mecca Mecca Gorilla
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: is kind of cool, not.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Six thousand dollars.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sixty that's the ship that you to be, like,
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: I go to Home Beef.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, Mecca Gorilla, and it'd be a one of
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: a kind item anyway. Our final item forbids is this
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: dental appliance. The Woodpecker Smart Laser Plus Dental Diode Therapy
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: device can be used in fields of dental soft tissue
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: surgery with basically no bleeding during the operation, resulting in
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: minimal swelling and faster recovery. And this listing can be
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: yours if the cost is correct.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: They're selling dental equipment online.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like there's just a nigga sitting aroulling. Man,
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: I've got too many of these in my garage.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: Don't you hate it when you have like five of
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: these things is laying around all those.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oggy, what do you been?
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: Let's see, I think it's close to.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Six grain six thousand dollars. Yeah, okay, says Augie Stevie.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Nine thousand dollars.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Nine thousand dollars, says Stevie. Javo thirty two k oh
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: thirty two thousand dollars.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: The equipment man, state of the art mount equipment, all
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: that laughing ass.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: And all gone over all three for one time. Java
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: was gonna say thirty two dollars. I mean, you would
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: have won it. You would have won it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: You known't that.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: We have to start over, Aggie, give me a bit
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: lower than six thousand.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Dollars, thirty two dollars, two dollars, I'll say thirty seven.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Thirty seven dollars.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Stevie, you fucker, this is a dental pick thing. I
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: don't know. Two hundred and ten dollars.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Two hundred and ten dollars.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Apparently I was off of my giant nine thousand Javo.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Two hundred and eleven dollars.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: That is how you played it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: I had, I had to.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: The actual final auction for of this laser plus therapy
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: device is five thousand, four hundred and ninety. Jabo wins
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: that listing with two hundred dick movie can start performing
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: surgery and people well with that that we've reached the
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: end of game two and Jabo has one listing, but
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Aggie and Stevie have two listings each, which means they
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: share the win and each get two episode points.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Works, Yeah, We're gonna to split them two mon notes once.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: So the score as it currently stands, Jabo has one point,
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Augie has two, and Stevie has two. But there is
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: one game left. Our third and final game is gonna
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be worth three episode points and we're gonna
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: play it right after this.
• 45:00
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  Speaker 5: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: three is going to be four out of five dentists.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Oh sweet, So this will be interesting. I've got five
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: surveys asking questions like what percentage of Americans believe in ghosts?
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: And one player is going to guess the exact percentage.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: And usually when we have two players or two teams,
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: one player exact percentage, the other person goes high or low,
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: and if they're wrong, the player who guessed the exact
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: percentage wins the point. However, because there's three of you,
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: we're going to do things slightly differently. Okay, one player
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: is going to guess the exact percentage. The next player
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: in line will guess higher low. If the player who
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: guessed the exact percentage is within ten points up or down,
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: so a twenty point spread, basically, they'll get a point.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: The player who guessed high er low will get a
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: point if they're right. The player who didn't get to
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: guess will get a point if they're wrong. And if
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: the player who guesses the exact percentage gets it exactly right,
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: nobody else gets any points. Awesome.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude, that's so cool.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: So there's gonna be points flying around. And let's see, Jabo,
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: you lost last game. So I'm gonna give you the choice.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Do you want to guess the exact percentage first? Would
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: you rather guess higher low first? Or do you want
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: to guess neither.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I'll do the exact percentage first.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: You'll do the exact percentage first, all right? In that case, Jabo,
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: here is our first survey. According to no, it just
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: disappeared on me. That place to this article that decided
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: to disappear. Facebook's website sucks. According to in April twenty
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: twenty five, you go poll what percentage of American adults
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: say that their job makes a meaningful contribution to the world.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: What percentage of Americans believe that their job makes a
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: meaningful contribution to the world.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: I'd say thirty.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Two percent.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Good number. Good number.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Uh, you are next in line, so you get to choose.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Is it higher or lower than thirty two percent?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Percent?
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: Fucker?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: God damn jevel game swinging right out of the gates.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, the guy that has lost everything except the
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: first accident.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna take the risk and say lower,
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: but not by much by like ok point.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: In that case, Stevie, you will score if it's higher
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: the actual percentage of American adults who say hit their
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: job makes a meaningful contribution to the world. Brace yourselves. Yeah,
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: sixty two percent.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: Motherfuckers are lying to themselves.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Don't like them, nigga, we don't need you to run
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: family dollar. I'm not hating, but call me a punkast.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Damn Janet.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: So Jabo is thirty points out, does not score. Oggie
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: is wrong and does not score, but Stevie gets a point.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Cool. I didn't have to do anything.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: I didn't do anything like you got a point.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: It's basic.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: Don't work retail during COVID, but trust me, it did
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: not feel like I needed to be there, man, I fuck.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: I definitely don't feel like my job makes a meaningful
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: contribution to the world.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: I was an air traffic controller for fucking twenty years,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: and there's like spans At that time, I was like,
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: I'm here for no reason.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: All right, let's move on to our second pool, and Augie,
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: this time you'll choose exact percentage. According to a March
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: twenty twenty five You Go poll, what percentage of American
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: adults say they are very concerned about AI being used
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: to produce misleading audio or video deep fakes? Now, let's
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: be clear, the choices were very concerned, a little concerned,
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: not concerned, not concerned at all.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, so it's not going to be it's the
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: number I'm thinking then, it's probably going to be closer
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: to like fifty three percent.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Fifty three percent, says Augie. Yeah, all right, Stevie, do
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: you think the actual percentage is higher or lower than fifty.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: Three per No, I basically do it at fifty to fifty.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I know they're actually concerned about What was
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: their answer?
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: You?
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: Very concerned, very concerned. Fifty three percent is what Aggie
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: said said we're very concerned.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say higher.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: He says higher, All right, then Jaba will score if
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: it's actually lower. The actual percentage of American adults who
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: say they are very concerned about AI being used to
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: produce misleading audio or video deep bakes fifty eight percent.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Augie was really close, but it is higher. So Augie
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: scores a point and Stevie scores a point sadly nothing
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: for Joba's damn that's good.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: That's a figure to be hired.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was really good considering it was the
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: you know, the house like it's coastal like sixty eight.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Not quite, but you were damn close. All right. So Stevie,
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: it's your turn to pick the exact percentage in JABO.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: You'll pick higher or lower. In a February twenty twenty five,
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: you go pull on the popularity of historical periods. This
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: this just tickled by funny bone. What percentage of Americans
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: say they dislike the Dark Ages?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody loves it?
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: Is They're the best, no better time than the Dark Ages.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I do enjoy that stuff though, so like me, I'm like,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: I'd want if you were a plague doctor, you had
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: it made.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so which percentage of Americans you said?
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: What percentage of Americans said they dislike the Dark Ages?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Forty two says I think most people like it because
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: horses and armor and knights and ship alright, chivalry is associated.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: With Is the actual percentage higher or lower than forty
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: two percent?
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: That's lower? Yeah, that's way lower. I have swords. Yeah,
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: there's two swords on the floor right now. I'm not
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: even kidding any point.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: That ship like six in my closet. So, uh, Stevie
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: said fifty and Javo says lower forty two. Sorry, So
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: the actual percentage I just accidentally said it is fifty
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: two percent. Stevie is within the ten point spread and
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: gets a point, But Jaba was wrong, which means Augury
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Augy gets the point. Honestly, people, fifty people saying they
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: disliked the Dark Ages seemed insane. And but just the
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: fact they ran a survey, which periods do you like?
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: People say I disliked.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: The Dark Age period? I hate that.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: All Right, three surveys down, there's still time for Jaba
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: to catch up. We got two surveys left. According to
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: a March twenty twenty five you go survey and Jabo,
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: you'll give the exact percentage of time. What percentage of
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: American adults say that if they were single and dating,
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: they would be not at all willing to date someone
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: who held the opposite views on transgender rights?
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Oh? God, wow?
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: What percentage of Americans say if they were single and
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: dating they would be not at all willing to date
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: someone who held the opposite views on transgender rights. Now,
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: to be clear and fair, the options were not at all,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: slightly willing, totally willing. Our answer was what for this one?
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: It's not at all at all, not at all, not
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: even willing to entertain the thought.
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: But there are other options that they had to choose from.
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: So just keep that in mind with right, Yeah, Jabo,
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: what do you think twenty seven percent said they were
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: not at all willing to date someone who held the
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: opposite views on transgender rights? Augie? Is it higher or
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: lower than twenty seven percent? I'm thinking it's higher. I
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: think it's higher, All right, Stevie, you will win if
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: it's lower. The action percentage of American adults who said
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: that if they were single and dating, they would be
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: not at all willing to date someone who held the
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: opposite views on transgender rights forty four percent. Yeah, damn,
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: just outside Jebbo's ten point reach. So he doesn't know anything.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: But Oggie is correct and scores a point.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: All right, last chance, and sadly, Jaba, you have no
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: saying this whatsoever. Ogy's gonna pick the percentage and he's
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: gonna pick try.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: To get you a point somehow.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Figure it out.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: I've had one w on the show, and that was
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: all I was chasing.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Sometimes one more. I've had one plenty of times.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: That's okay. C J even finally won an episode longer
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: than you.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I fucking guy, He's finally on that board. We should
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: make a board now.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: We did it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Just keep the actual stats of everybody who's been on, but.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Starting now, so you have to win again, like, yeah,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: what could be the first one.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: The starting out that healthy goose egg.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: We actually put zeros next to everybody else's name, right
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: here behind the it will be a fly somewhere else.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Put the score in.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: The people want a quality. Here's your zero right next
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: to everyone else's.
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  Speaker 8: So fucked up, Oggy.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Our last survey, according to a quarter one twenty twenty
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: five you survey and you will find this familiar. What
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: percentage of American millennials admitted they had never heard of
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: the Gucci brand? What percentage of American millennials said they've
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: never heard of Gucci?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Which was the millennial?
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Is that us?
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: I think we're techning. You and I are technically xennials.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Oggie might fit in the morning. Okay, yeah, tinety one.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: So I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 7: This one is sounding like.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Forty six.
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  Speaker 5: Forty six percent of American millennials said they've never heard
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  Speaker 5: of Gucci. Stevie, do you think it's higher or lower
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: than forty six?
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to assume it's lower, just based on TikTok Okay.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Well, the exact percentage of American millennials who said they've
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: never heard of Gucci is eleven percent, which means Stevie
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: is right and scores a point, which sadly means job
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: still gets nothing.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Damning that hookup there, Steve, Sorry.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: It's going it. Just answered it.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: He just immediately went for it, gave it to him. Yeah,
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: so uh yeah, he said higher. At the end of
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: that game, Javo has zero points, Oggie has three, and
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Stevie has four, which means Stevie wins the game and
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: gets three.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Episode four nice end.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: With the score of one to two to five. Stevie
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: has won this episode.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I did both points chose day ever in.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: This that's false. That's completely false. Five You've you've absolutely
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: run the gamut and gotten six. Several you've gotten it.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: He'sted a few times.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: I'm so figures there's I'm pretty sure that happened.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: There is a maximum total of points of six on
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: this show.
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure we did when it was just you
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: and me.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, I see you guys rule Yeah, Oh yeah, crushed it.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: We set records that day, or maybe I'm lying.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Go back and listen to find out. Yeah, it's only
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: two hundred and seventy something up.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: It'll take you no time at all.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Again, you got it, you got it wrong? The clip
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: clip it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Jobo, Thanks so much for coming, man, it's always a blast.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Have you anytime. Thanks, my love hanging out with y'all. Yeah, besides,
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I supply that loss so easily.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: It's not about the points. It's not about winning losing. Yeah,
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: we're having together. So speaking of fun, can you please
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: shout out all everything you're working on.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: I have nothing going on in my life whatever. I
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: have nothing going on in my life. No, it's weird
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: because most everything is art these days. So I guess
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: I'll probably start showing some more of that ship on
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: Twitter and like all the stuff that I've been making,
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: because for everybody in the universe doesn't know, I'm just
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: kind of like getting back into podcasting and and art
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: and stuff. I don't know. I still don't fully know
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: exactly what happened, but I tore like every ligament in
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: the universe and my left foot. So I this happened
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: in November, and I'm still swollen as fuck now, not
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: like hugely horribly swollen. I'm off of crutches, but like
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: getting an appointment the va at certain times like one
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: of the most difficult things on the fucking planet. Yes,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: so we're getting through that, like I'm walking and moving.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: It stopped me somewhat, but during a point in time,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: like I was upstairs on the I think I lived
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: on the floor for like three months, three and a
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: half months. I couldn't stand. But Wednesdays proper Rumpus is
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: still doing its thing, dropping Ruckus juice, like I said,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: I go is amazing. I love that dude. I'm doing
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: some changing and shifting to scenem fifteen. It was a
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: Thursday show, I'm moving it to a Friday show, and
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: I'm doing a series right now. I was all touchy
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: and pissy about the whole Amazon being in control of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: the James Bond ip like I wanted to scream, so
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: I went. And I'm currently doing a series like a
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: replacement of British spy kind of movies that you can
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: check out that aren't James Bond. So I've covered like
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: The Three Kingsmen, Our Guy, you know, surprisingly fuck and
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: the Ministry of Ungentleally Warfare. Fucking love that movie, absolutely fantastic.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: But yeah, other than that in art, but uh, we're
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: gonna we're gonna keep it to Fridays and Wednesdays right
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: now for the proper Umpus podcast releases. But I'll be
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: working on a lot of art stuff that should pop
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: up on Twitter. So very cool.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Fucking hell yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited man for the
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: summer projects.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like there's there's a lot of things. They're just
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: so I'm just happy to be back to working man really,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: because like not all my equipment was downstairs and then
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to half assed stuff, and like there's
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: a whole mental thing that you go through of being
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: able to do everything all the time, any tape like
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: to just a small piece of it. Like I couldn't cook,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: I couldn't prepare food, like Nashan's still leaving to go
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: to work, like I'm still watching a three year old,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: and then like my one of the kids got the flu,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: so like literally I can't do anything. So I'm having
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: a door dash food every single day, crawl from the
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: upstairs to the downstairs on my ass, put her food
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: in front of her door, put my food on my lap,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: and then like back myself up the stairs to get
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: food to be in a three year old. I had
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: to do that for like two weeks. It was like insane.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: I did that until like Christmas break and all this
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: kind of shit. But no, like just being back to
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: being working man. So I'm absolutely looking forward to this
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: the projects that we got floating.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: Hell you yeah, well, I'm happy to hear you're on
• 1:02:23
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