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Christmas Special 2025 · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hello, there, an happy Christmas to all. You know, A
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: bit like Santa myself, except instead of going down chimneys,
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: I go up them. I don't like milk and cookies,
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: but I'm partial to tea and a biscuit. And I
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: don't love it the North Ball but boat and gets
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: pretty bloom and cold and winter. All that's to say,
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: a very happy Christmas from yourself. Now here's the lads
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: with a very festive episode.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: I'll see the.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: Babies and gentlemen. It's a wonderful time of year. It's
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: Christmas time at the Tom and Jerry Show, and it's
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: our favorite time of the year because we get to
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: record the Christmas Special and I just kind of put
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: our feet in the ashes for two straight weeks time.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: What do you think about that?
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  Speaker 4: It's only fair. I've I've just been to the Nativity,
• 1:19
  Speaker 4: the Nativity Play. It was gloriously. Do you know what
• 1:22
  Speaker 4: hasn't gone out of fashion year? And I'm so happy
• 1:25
  Speaker 4: cardboard shaped wings repped in tin file. It brought up
• 1:29
  Speaker 4: so much. I was expecting to see like your Amazon
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  Speaker 4: finds of all these costumes. Nah. Nah, the kids who
• 1:36
  Speaker 4: are dressed up and didn't foil and gardboard. It was glorious,
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: it was innoc innocence.
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  Speaker 3: It was about love to see it. Do you ever
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: have as a young fellow, Tom, we're not going to
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: go in and we remember when this early in the show.
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: In fact, an actual fact, folks, format's a little changed
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: for the Christmas special board. Do you remember being in
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  Speaker 3: any pageants and shit like that back in your day?
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  Speaker 4: It was fun age I was, I can remember. I
• 1:59
  Speaker 4: don't remember remember going on. I cannot only remember one really,
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: and it was I was playing the archangel Michael or
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  Speaker 4: Gabriel or whoever, and the I was adamant. I was
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  Speaker 4: not wearing full angel gear or even this is what
• 2:19
  Speaker 4: would you dress up like a Middle Eastern gentleman. I
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  Speaker 4: was like absolutely not apparently send a phobic time. I
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: don't know what it was, but I had my heart
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  Speaker 4: set on. I wore my my Takwanda outfit. And that's
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  Speaker 4: what's the that's the Angel. Gabriel fucking delivered with angel
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: here deliver the news with a fucking spin and heel cake, Mary,
• 2:42
  Speaker 4: you're pregnant might bring you. Now, hold this piece of timber.
• 2:47
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna snap it in. And then because my my
• 2:51
  Speaker 4: wife was going to because our son is six and
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: he's with the singing with the little kids and they're
• 2:56
  Speaker 4: singing and he couldn't give half a fuck, like he's
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: just he's just about holding it together because he's like
• 3:03
  Speaker 4: this is so shit, you know what I mean, because
• 3:06
  Speaker 4: he's got no lines and nothing. But it's was like, well,
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  Speaker 4: maybe maybe they doesn't follow us in genetics, no, because well,
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  Speaker 4: you acted very young. They put me in a play,
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  Speaker 4: and I think I told you about I need to
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  Speaker 4: tell you more about this play. By the way, the
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  Speaker 4: more the people tell me about him, like how did
• 3:21
  Speaker 4: they let kids be in this play? So the CrOx
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  Speaker 4: of the play was I was I was a bit
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  Speaker 4: of a playboy, saddled up to this woman who was loaded,
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  Speaker 4: choked her to death right and the whole thing was
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  Speaker 4: narrated by singing Samuel L. Jackson by Morgan Freeman in
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  Speaker 4: the corner of the bad motherfuckers. I choked her to
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  Speaker 4: death and then danced on her grave and then the
• 3:48
  Speaker 4: herr gravestone fell on me, and then I went down
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  Speaker 4: and had to fight the devil. And it's it sold
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  Speaker 4: out so well, they had to put it on two
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  Speaker 4: more nights because that's.
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  Speaker 3: A famous story though, Wasn't that is it?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that. I remember a top hat and
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  Speaker 4: what I'm a stashingar and I was so delightful. I
• 4:07
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, imagine giving that to our son. He
• 4:09
  Speaker 4: gets to kill somebody and then fight the devil is
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  Speaker 4: so up his street, it's not even funny.
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  Speaker 3: Give me two seconds time, I tell you what tell
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: tell the fine people of the Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 3: What we're doing this week Now, that's not a regular
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  Speaker 3: episode of Christmas Special. While I just google because.
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  Speaker 4: That as Jerry digs into my brain because I knew
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  Speaker 4: nothing about the backstup of this. So what we're going
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  Speaker 4: to do this evening for the Christmas specially a bit
• 4:31
  Speaker 4: of a change in format. As Jerry said, we're going
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  Speaker 4: to do what everybody has done as a child at
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  Speaker 4: some point in your life, and if you have children
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  Speaker 4: in your life, you've had to sit down and do
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  Speaker 4: this over the last few weeks and then post it.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna go ahead and write our Christmas letters to
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  Speaker 4: Santi and in that we're going to just pick a
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  Speaker 4: couple of things for ourselves and we're going to do
• 4:51
  Speaker 4: a good bit of deed, a good deed and pick
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  Speaker 4: something the again hypothetical and the hope that this work
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  Speaker 4: works out. But this was what I would right now.
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  Speaker 4: I want to list of about forty five things. A
• 5:02
  Speaker 4: router is on there too, jar, but I'm not putting
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  Speaker 4: a router in there tonight. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: No, But if you if you are our wife listening
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  Speaker 3: to this before it drops the last toursday before Christmas,
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  Speaker 3: and you yeah, you're like, oh my god, is he
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  Speaker 3: going to say that he wants such and such and
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  Speaker 3: I don't have that, and I have to run out
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  Speaker 3: and get no, no, don't do that. Money can't buy
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  Speaker 3: these hypotheticals. These yes, fair enough. And as as Tom
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: said there, we are also going to this was This
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  Speaker 3: was how I did it. I was a kiss as
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  Speaker 3: the Sandy back in the day. Oh yeah, when I
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  Speaker 3: would write a letter, I'd be like, Santy, please can
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  Speaker 3: I have this, this and this? And also can you
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  Speaker 3: bring such and such to somebody else?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no?
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  Speaker 4: When I saw I guess you were.
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  Speaker 3: Don't forget all the other boys and girls because you
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: you were you were going through the format and you
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  Speaker 3: said we pick something for somebody else. I'm like, that's
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: that's a smart move. But wait, it was that cherryot
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  Speaker 3: kiss ass as a child because and you know what
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: it was, Tom, I don't even know if it was
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  Speaker 3: a kiss ass. Just like even back then, I knew
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  Speaker 3: how to stay right with people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were political, move like you two
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  Speaker 4: for two for me, one for the Yeah, I was not.
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  Speaker 3: I was not confident that my good deeds of the
• 6:08
  Speaker 3: year would carry me over into the nice list. I
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  Speaker 3: to make sure to have a selfless deed for somebody else.
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  Speaker 4: What a load of shy you are a little.
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  Speaker 3: Landed on December twenty fifth, I wasn't like make sure
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  Speaker 3: everybody else got theirs. I was like, fuck, oh my god,
• 6:24
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, I did a quick google on that play,
• 6:26
  Speaker 3: and I now I have to now I have to
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: throw this laptop in the river because it's completely infected
• 6:31
  Speaker 3: with virus. Isn't it like this? And no noise? But
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: I swear to god, I think that's like an Edgar
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  Speaker 3: Allan Poe story or some such.
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  Speaker 4: One of the one second, how would you spell squish?
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  Speaker 4: Because one of the lines in it that I remember forever,
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  Speaker 4: the girl was thinking, because squish squash he died. How
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  Speaker 4: would you spell squish it? Q U I s h
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  Speaker 4: squish squash, he qu a s h he died. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Put that in.
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  Speaker 4: A tombstone fell what oh do you get it? I
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: got the lyrics to it.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck the Christmas Special, so hang on, hold on.
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  Speaker 4: From the Swiss Bound Seniors Present, No, no, this is
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  Speaker 4: a song. Yeah, okay, so this is he sat down
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  Speaker 4: beside and smoked teaste smoked. It doesn't say what it's from, though,
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  Speaker 4: It just says from somebody who wrote it or who
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  Speaker 4: sang it, some Swiss band that sang it. God never
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  Speaker 4: tell Lies?
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  Speaker 3: Is that it is that? Maybe I'm getting it is
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  Speaker 3: from um Plucky Plucky.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I think that's a Swiss band. It's
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  Speaker 4: lyrics to never Tell Lies. So I don't remember. She
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  Speaker 4: sat under the eyelex under the lilacs. Maybe, hey, you
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  Speaker 4: know what? Put that out there.
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  Speaker 3: This could run a little bit, but under the.
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  Speaker 4: Lis it seems to be the name of the song.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Play play like this is really interesting
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  Speaker 4: for the people, like this is you know.
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  Speaker 3: What I I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I took all the supper podcast Yeah Jesus Christ, No, No,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to take it.
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  Speaker 3: Save it for the comments. The good folks of the
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  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 4: Later, they'll get there, honest, they'll get there.
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  Speaker 3: That's their good deed for us. But for now, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: let's get into our letters. Are Santy for the twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty five Tom and Jerry Christmas Special. Tom, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: start with all Santy letters. You have to tell me
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  Speaker 3: by telling me you're talent. Santy. You a good boy
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  Speaker 3: this year, Tom.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I was. I definitely, I like
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  Speaker 4: what Constcus has been a good boy. I swore a
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  Speaker 4: lot this year. I definitely swore a lot this year,
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  Speaker 4: mostly because it drives to Dublin. Probably contensed all in
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  Speaker 4: the last week where I was in Dublin three fucking
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  Speaker 4: times last year.
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  Speaker 3: There, I just said it again, have you been in
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  Speaker 3: that time? I never left the place. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my and my temp, my temp goes straight to
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  Speaker 4: fucking two hundred and eighty degrees goes red as soon
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  Speaker 4: as I hit that long while road. Man, I'm just
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  Speaker 4: I'm chewing the fucking steering and will gone. I don't
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  Speaker 4: what is this my temper? I want to kill the world.
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  Speaker 4: I want to fucking level Dublin raised to the ground, like.
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  Speaker 3: Do you do you think that all of that was
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: outweighed by the fact that you build a house and
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  Speaker 3: adopted two goats.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I didn't have bought the fucking goats. I mean, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I am taking care of him, but yeah, and probably
• 9:24
  Speaker 4: yeah building the house. Putting the roof over the fan's
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  Speaker 4: head is that yeah, But I was put it over
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: my head, isn't it. I think yeah. A lot of
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: it has been fairly self serving. I helped I picked
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: an old woman's shopping bag up off the ground for
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: the other day, helped her out with that. I plastered
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: the brother in law ceiling for nothing the other evening.
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: That was for free. I say that out loud. But
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: you know, Jerry's the eyebrother.
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  Speaker 3: Het pebble dashed the wall coming out of the pub
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  Speaker 3: the other night.
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  Speaker 4: You know full well, I'm keeping the chamber of like yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I need.
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  Speaker 3: But I I you know what, for the purpose of
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  Speaker 3: this bit, I'd be good enough. The opportunities you had
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: to beat the fuck out of a load of people
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  Speaker 3: that just wind you up, and you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I lost. I went nuclear probably three times.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Throughout the year. Nuclear Like that's not going for you though.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, I'm getting much much better. I think it's
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: it's living with the goats, living in the forest. I
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: think I'm I'm becoming a bit more samurai, you know
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: what I mean, cool, clam collected and fucking chernobyl when
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: I need to be like so, I think I and
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: that's fine, that's all right. I think it's it's it's
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: it's a healthy thing, isn't it to blow up? Every
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: so often? I think should we be similar in all
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  Speaker 4: the time?
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  Speaker 3: I like to think I've been pretty good this year
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  Speaker 3: as well, like I've I've I've god knows, I've shown
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  Speaker 3: up every week for this horseship.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah hard, just about. It's Jerry's been AI for like
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: episode seventy nine through once.
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  Speaker 3: Once we once we figured out that you could just
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: feed the feed the transcripts from Spotify straight back into
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  Speaker 3: AI and say give us, give us something like this
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: again there pal.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, did you see the email I sent you?
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: They're doing we we we We've been taking a look,
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: ladies and gentlemen. I'm telling you, I'm taking a look
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: at some transcripts from the show and some of the
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: things we discussed on the show and that might show
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: up and the that might show up in a later episode.
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: We keep a power of trying that. But if we
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: deliver that, buddy, I'm gonna tell you one thing that'll
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: get us on the on the night on the nice list.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: I think I think it will. Uh so right o,
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: getting let's press on into it because everybody wants to
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: know and feel free by the way to just go
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: you know what in case I forget to say that
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: the end, but I don't typically, right, Joe, what do
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: you what do you reckon? You want hypothetical or dream
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: scenario writ and in the comments what you think you'd
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  Speaker 4: like of set? Definitely so so Jar, Let's let's say
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: I know you're going to have good ones because I
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: know you put tall.
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  Speaker 3: Two things I want to ask for, Tom, I'm going
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: to ask for one, and then we'll we'll swap over
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  Speaker 3: from back go on. The first thing I want to
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  Speaker 3: ask is for something that you know, the way when
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: you were little and you might put something on your
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: sandy list, and if it came or didn't come, or
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: came in an altered fashion, it kind of chased it
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: for a wee while after that, like, yeah, you know
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  Speaker 3: that was the thing he didn't bring. Now, Santi was
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: always pretty good in their house that you always got
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: a fair approximation of what you asked for.
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  Speaker 4: Is this do you reckon? This is something I could
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: start you out with, like like could I have this
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  Speaker 4: in a scrap pile?
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  Speaker 3: Well, this one in particular, possibly Sandy When I was
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  Speaker 3: we he always sorted me out. So I don't really
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: have any grapes of dodges. Is he didn't get me
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: such and such? You know, I asked for ThunderCats and
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't. He didn't get me lying out, but he
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: got me you know, fucking tiger. He wasn't to note
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: it's a thundercat. I didn't specify. So what can I say?
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  Speaker 4: Right, But that's your own doing that that that'll learn you.
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  Speaker 3: But there was one thing I could have got as
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: a grown man that I didn't get And this has
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: pestered me for fifteen years term. I've mentioned it several
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: times on The Tom and Jerry Show. The night that
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: I was walking home from the train past someone's house
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: and they had a skip out the front of her. Now,
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: what is a skip, Tom except a big metal present?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah. The should actually put a
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: paint a bill on the side.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: They should paint a bowe that. I saw a bow
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: around this thing, like like you know the way, like
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: if you're starting, you know the way if a character
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: and character is starving on a desert island and it
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: looks over the guy with has turned into a ham
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  Speaker 3: or something like that. I just looked at this skip
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  Speaker 3: and it may as well have had a big bow
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  Speaker 3: on it. I caught. I caught him just just before.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: I caught a guy about to put a perfectly good
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: office chair into the skip the other day and on
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: the end of it, and I stopped him as what
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: the fuck are you doing? It's not wrong with that,
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: he because I know, but I have to officially throw
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: it out of him, can I went after he goes, no,
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: you can't. He says, it's on in industrial lend. That's
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: but it's perfectly fine office chair because I know, but
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: they're they're putting new ones here, so I'm chucking these
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: ones out of it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is what's wrong with the fucking world. This
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: is what's wrong with the world. But this is what
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  Speaker 3: I walked past on the way home. I was walk
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  Speaker 3: past just like your standard skip, and in that skip
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: with some railway sleepers longtime listeners would have heard me
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: say this before the length of a railway sleeper is
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: eight foot long under the big nine by four proper
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: order sleepers, oh proper ones like oh yeah, Now you
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: think of what a skip looks like and you're thinking
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: it maybe people are thinking, ah yeah, and those like
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  Speaker 3: sleepers are all broken and bashed and just like thrown
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: in and a load of dirt in on top of them.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: All this kind of cracked. No, tom, these had been
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  Speaker 3: stacked in the skip, laid flat the length of it
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: and if you can imagine, they're nine inches wide, so
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: there was like twelve or four twelve of them wide
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: the base of the skip and then just laid up
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  Speaker 3: on top of it. Are you fucking cuting? You could
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: lift it with a forklift if it hadn't been in escape,
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: like literally stacked up on top of it. Honestly, at
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: a quick count, forty railway sleepers. Fuck okay, And I
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: know what you're doing right now about railway sleepers. Right now,
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: right I can tell you what railway sleep I can
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: tell you what railway sleepers. Time you have me as
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I was hot and fresh out of the out of
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: that out of the builder suppliers game and at the
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: time we were selling railway sleepers like what they called
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: new railway sleepers, which was basically four by nine by
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: fourth analyzed and they were twenty five yuros a piece.
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  Speaker 4: And the ones you were looking at where they were
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: railway sleeper, which will they will outlast the apocalypty.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: They'll never rot.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: They have been so impressed with our good old favorite,
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: which has made a few appearances on the podcast Creoso
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: and Tar. On top of that, you are never getting
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: through these things like they had. I don't would for
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: today's money. Do you want to tell me how much
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: to wear was?
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Well, you know at easy at easy sums, if there
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: were if there was forty of them when they were
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: twenty five years a piece, then.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: That's it's eighteen zero. Well they were gone up to
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: forty six zero, right, and that.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Ships in now. At the time, Tom, it must be said,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't own the house that I was in. I
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: was renting the house. And you couldn't put forty sleepers
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: anywhere in the No, no, no, there's nowhere to put them.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: There's no way I could get forty sleepers out of that.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: But it was it was like watching it was like
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: watching the horse drown in never ending story.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was just like you can't go, you
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: can't go. I can imagine stand in the middle of
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: the street just looking around hoping for other men, which
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: a cry so.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Surely somebody could do something to save these sleepers, and
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: they were just being yet And I went back there.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I went back the next day walking to the train,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: and the skip skip had been left and gone. I
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: can promise you wanting, Yeah, that skip didn't want to
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: go anywhere near a dump, did it?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Fuck?
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Did anywhere near a dump.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: I've often taught in a fantasy world to actually start working,
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: to get my truck license and to work for a
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: scrip skip company because honestly, now they have the space. Okay,
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: the wife would probably have been of an issue. But
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: if I built a bit of a compound, do you
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: know what I mean? And just out of railway sleepers,
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: out of railway sleepers, like but like I did you
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: just you know, I.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Keep assuming that everybody knows what we're talking about. A
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: railway sleeper is a big honky timber.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: It's a big the yoke. It's the yoke that the
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: lady would be tied in the cartoons. Yeah, the chunk
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: of the chukker would underneath the actual steel railway, and
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: they get they got to replace. A lot of them
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: got replaced with with concrete ones, which wasn't wasn't a
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: great idea because it takes zero impact whatsoever the bastards.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: And then a lot of these ended up being reclaimed
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: and you'll find them in garden centers and stuff like that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: If you ever get a chance to get your hands
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: on them, hang on to them, get them because.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: People, you know, remember in the mid two thousands, everybody
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: went mad putting in raised beds and things like that. Yeah, yeah,
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: wellever who was throwing these out of the garden Tom
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: most have had like a raised nursery. Yeah, forty of
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: them there like this, Think about what that would be.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Where would you have them in the house. But regardless
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: of that, and that was just had a guess forty
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: there might have been more. So all this to say,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I've always regretted not at least freeing ten of them
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: sleepers out of that skip. I'd have found a home
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: for them, Tame. I swear to God, she's having to
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: come up to you j the moved house with me.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: So if Santy can see it in his heart to
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: get me forty kree as so treated railway slivers, which Tom,
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I stress I have no need for in the wide
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: early world, hitch patch. You'll get them up here and
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I'll build a fucking little house on the prairie log
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: cabin with it at the back.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: I mean you die the fumes inside after, you know,
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: during the summer, but it's look as shit, you know.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: If you if you need a bomb shelter, just put
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: it at the back.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're done. So Santa, if you're out there,
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: if you think I've been a good boy, I would
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: like sixteen hundred euros worth of railway sleepers in.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: A skip and actually delivered in a skip to Jerry.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Leave the skip there.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Imagine the glee on your little face pressed against the
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: window of a bee beep coming in the driveway. I
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: can just see your man just shlings off this fucking
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: thing with the chains. Hey, I would, and just drops
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: a big fucking skip and injure after that you get
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: to fill the skipboard shite from around the house.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Tom, I swear to God, if and he leaves this
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: skip full of railway sleepers, he can drop it on
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: the car if you want. So that is the first
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: item on my santas Tom.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: They I I it didn't at the second you put
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: it to me. I said, it doesn't take me much
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: thinking here, And like I said, we'll leaven off realistic
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: things for me anyway, especially very realistic things for me,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: because the I'm doing all right for bits and bobs,
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: you're not. I'm okay right now, Like you know, I've
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: got I know what you meantime, I don't know my favorite.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Pocket knife right here?
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? Not en awful lot,
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not very much. I'm a good measuring tape up here,
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: you know, Like there's it's I could do actually with
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: a couple of measure taps. But to be fair, I'm
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: happy enough to go out and get them myself, you
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: know what I mean. But if if I could, I would.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: And this is a long stretch. And I listened back
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: to our podcast to make sure and any other things
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: I've been on. And I listened to myself a lot
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: through fucking speakers, so I hear myself back a lot,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: and every soingle often ILL feel sorry for the people
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: having to listen to my voice here, as there was
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: direct results of one particular thing. I can't breathe out
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: of one nostril, can't, can't medically can't.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: It's killing home where the creon stuck up his nose for.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I wish that's all it was. I wish that's all
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: it was. But I did a thing, and what really
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: brought home was that the wife was like, good Jesus,
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: we're gonna have to get We're gonna have to get
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: something done about that fucking knows yours. Man. You can't
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: breathe at night. You're like sleep apnea. Man, you keep
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: on almost dying, like throughout the night. So I see
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: this Irish company, right, and this is after This isn't
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: the long term, This isn't a long term solution, and
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: this isn't what I want from Scenti, But this is
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: what led me to what I want from SENTI. A
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: company in an Irish company. I'm sure they're everywhere, but
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: they're one of these nose stretching things for them your
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: nighttime sleeping right, the clippy fuck major. I could for
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: the first time in I would say eighteen years, I
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: could bleep breed down this left nostril. I had the
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: most unbelievable mad dreams because my brain was actually getting oxygen.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: For the first time.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Your brain just wasn't drowning on like like you wouldn't
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: believe now, I mean it is self inflicted. You know
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: what I mean.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I put it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I put that shape on my nose. It was a
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: perfectly fine nose to be born with. But we can
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: all guess what Tom did to get his fucking nose
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: turned inside out at least six times. And I give
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: him bad manner, give him bad manners, and I'll never
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: forget breaking my nose for the very very first time.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: A fucking snapped like sideways like and tough love.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it sounds like a tool chest
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: falls fucking brutal.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: And I was maybe about forty years of age now,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: and an old guy. The same guy stitched my forehead.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: He was a vet. He stitched the top of my
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: forehead here someday I'll shave my hair and showed you
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: he stitched to used cattle fucking thread. It's a way
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: tigger like. It was a clean split and it's now
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: a big fucking quarter in half inch fucking But the
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: same guy just to oh, hold and I remember Hi
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: catching me by the underneath the jaw. I just go
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: right because here eyes and he just yanked it out
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: as in the same way you'd pull a key, move
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: it over the side, and run it back in and
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: fucking half a hell of blood later, fucking mixed with
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: the same amount of tears and two cotton bolts up
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: my nose. He sent me back out, run around the
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: fucking pitch. But ever since then it means it snaps like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: no problem, but I can't breathe through my nose, so
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: my clip.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Don't send, dear Tim like I'll send one of these
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: up to you, No I have.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I have a pack of these things now and they're
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: doing unbelievable work. But they're not the long term solutions
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: because what I hear I'm not wearing one now. What
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I hear now through my ears, because I'm very conscious
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: of it now, is how fucking easily I am through
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: the And you're used to me at this stage, beautiful buddy,
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: thanks very much. But I know I could sound sweeter.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: I could sound sweeter, and sweet is your job, Tom,
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: that's your stock in trade. So with that, with that,
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I think it would be solved to a degree. I
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: can do nothing about my accent or what the voice
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: sounds like. But I think at least the knee easily
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: tumber would be taken off it if Santy, if you
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: could see your way somehow to bring in Tom.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: A new nose, a nose job, rhino past, yeah, I
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: guess so. Yeah, it's something you can do to himself
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: while they're sleeping.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: But whatever he wants to work away, whatever he's gonna do,
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: she gets.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: The little silver gil and the little silver Hammersy.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: I would say he's probably going to need a dreaming
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: bit and just fucking burrow a new hole. I don't care. Ius,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: if he's got to go in the side, I'm left
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: with a new fucking nostril. I don't care.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: But to get me back for car all year and uh,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: you've been a good boy and I know you deserved this,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: and I hope Santy brings this to you. But do
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: you not fear that you're gonna get what Baby from
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Dirty Dance and ended up with Jennifer Gray? Oh yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: one of those, Remember what happened?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Her nose would have been weird.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: She she was the lady that played them Baby and
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Dirty Dance, and she was fairest Puel sister as well,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was called Jennifer.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Gray way better as as first Budier sister.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she had a nose job in or whatever
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: it was twenty fifth, twenty five, twenty six or whatever
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: it was she was, and it changed her face so
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: completely that nobody hired her again because they're like, well,
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: we want the lady from dirty Dancing, and we want
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: the lady from a fairest peeler's day off, and who
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: the fuck is this person walking through the door? Who
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: are you? You know, you look nothing like what we wanted.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Are you not afraid that people have grown so used
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: to your voice? I mean you've built a podcast empire
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: off the back of a buddy. If you suddenly rocking like, oh,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: what's the tom old man? This show Sea during Jerry,
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is this guy?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: It's a valid point you made, but you know what,
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: much like you landing on with the fucking sleepers and
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: not knowing what to do with him. I will, they say,
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: the chance to will take a chance. We'll lean into
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: it at the very least so my wife doesn't wake
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: up ten times a night on is he going to die?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Is he gonna die tell you, I'll tell you.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Okay, Sandy fixes your nose right, yeah, yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: it causes a fall in the listenership of the Tom
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: and Jerry Show. I'll break it.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Again after a fucking hide behind your sleepers.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Be like I'd be like, tell me help me lift
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: these sleepers catch.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the end of a sleeper into nose, it
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: was going so well. Tom, I'm so sorry we've only thirty.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Nine more of these move buddy.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Folks, say I. I I think because it actually had
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: a visceral effect on my sleep I genuinely think I
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: probably do need to both get my nose bored out.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I ain't changing the shape, but I just need him
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: to put a new hole up the side of it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I clean out whatever the fuck bonus gone sideways inside
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: of the thing, just to right. I know, I know
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: people have gone a done after years to go and well,
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to get into too many more scraps,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: I hope, and I should be playing contact. I never
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: you never know, you never know. I mean, like I said,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: you go nuclear three times in the year. Not too bad,
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: but it could have gone nuclear and ended up in
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: the fucking fisty cuffs and then break break my brand
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: new notes. But it's a risk of will to take
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: care because, like I said, it would seem. I also
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: don't want to end up with get more of those
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: fat guye fucking things on my name. You know, those
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: things were sleep happening like like one of those fucking
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: motorized fucking Jennies beside the Paige.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: But I am You've been a good boy. I hope
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Sally brings you your new nose.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I love it. I love it. That's all I want.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: It's a new nose.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I tell you the next one. The second thing I
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: want for myself before I get into what I want
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: for someone else, second thing I want for myself is
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: actually within the realms of possibility, okay, right, because you know,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: one of the popular things that people will get for
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Christmas is electronics and some such. And look around me, Tom,
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: and I'm hurting for electronics. No pewterl games, and I
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: have game boys, and you've got stuff coming out the wazoo.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: And I have an iPhone and a computer. You know,
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: we live blessed lives. Tom, You know what I mean.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Speaking into fucking microphones with headphones.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: The two of us, look at us. So now this
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: is one of these first world problems that I'm hoping
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Santi can fix, and I know that he can. But
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I know that I can fix a tomb. But I
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: need a little bit of a jump to.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Jump start un jumple that fucking pile of wires that
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: are inside that drawer and finding that's.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Exactly, That's exactly it what I need. What I need
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: to build in this room. What I need to build
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: in this room is what I'm referring to in my
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: dream journal as a centralized charging station. Yeah, where when
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: the children are finished playing their Nintendo's and the iPad
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: is dead, and there's a set of Bluetooth headphones on there,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: and my we yearbuds that I got running it they're dead.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: And my phone is dead. And the Maria phone that
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I used to have that I give to the children
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: just to make we videos and things like that to
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: play with is dead. Do you know where all that
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: stuff gets charged? Tom No more, because it's just left
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: lying around the fucking house, right. And then all of
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: a sudden it's like, Daddy, my headphones aren't working. I say, no,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: how come? How come my switches in charge? Well? Did
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: you plug it in. Where did that become a me job?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Do you see what I'm saying?
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: I think I could make you one of those.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Well, this is it. I have a kind of bit
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: of it, Like I've got cables coming out over here
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: that will charge you know, you know the we power
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: packs that you carry around which it just charging on
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: the go, So they need to get charged every two
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: or three days. And the doorbell of the house needs
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: to get charged. And there's like there's a there's a
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: little an old phone that we put just put a
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: cover on it for the for the children just to
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: play act with and make we videos and whatnot. Like
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: it all gets charged. But it's all like all over
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: the place. And no matter how many cables I have
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: about the place, every now and then it's like I
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: don't have a charger for an iPhone. I don't have
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: a charger for the kindle. I don't have a charger
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: for this, that and the other. I need one desk
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: and over there is the place for it, right the
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: quar point. You can the rest of the people can't see.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I want a desk or a station, or a bureau
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: or a freaking arm wore. I don't know what it is.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I want Tom, but I want it there. I wanted
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: to have cables for everything in the house. She's had
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: anything in the house that needs a cable plugged into
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: it can be charged at this station. The wee Man
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: has a The we man has like a sort of
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: like a watch, a school friendly watch that you can
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: you know, you can counter steps and you can if
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: he's in trouble or anthing like that, we can message him,
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: but he can't message anybody else, you know that sort
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: of way. Okay, he's got a weird charger like it's
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: got a weird charger like that. I don't know if
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: you can see that?
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Is that? Now?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: See?
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: That's just why not put a regular USB like like
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: what the christ?
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: So there's a couple of charters like that lying around
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: that Number one, you're gonna lose them. Number two where
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: they're gonna be when you when you go looking for them.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Things like this. I need everything in one place, Santa.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: That's my only wish this year. Now, what do I need?
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I could get on Amazon and order or an extension
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: socket with USB's on it, and then I can this
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: could get done, This could get made. This is not
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: you know an undoable thing. But I have to do it,
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: and I will do it Tom when I get a
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: bit of a head start, Sandy help me out, brother, Yeah,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: I could see.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Do you know what, Maybe Santy just needs to have
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: a sit down to you until you get the finger out.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I can just Maybe he does, Tom, Maybe he does.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I think a desk, maybe two of those lens us
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: fucking plug boards with this with the USB sockets as
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: well as actual plug sockets in it. I see, this
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: is the thing.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: I think like actual plug sockets is the way to go.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I think it is.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: And then you could bring it up tasty through you
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: know that. You get the desks that have to pop
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: off little pop ups, yes, yeah, and a nice bit
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: of thin you know, the the flexible conduit. You could
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: bring that right up nice and.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Tasty, you see what I'm saying. And the desk things
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: that the desk things that you bore a hole down
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: through it and you feed the cable down through it
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: so you don't see cables anywhere all used to take
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: the end of the cable, stick, plug whatever you want
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: into it.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I think we just major danger.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Come on, let me let me do it for You's
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: not you know, and I could go out to Tike
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: and get a little desk or some such that I
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: could wouldn't mind driven holes in them. Do you know
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: what we should do?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: We should make it fucking We should make a vlog
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: or a podcast over us making that fucking table, because
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: I tell you now, every man, woman and beast in
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: this country wants that fucking table.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Because why do I get a feeling time that that
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: vlog would only be shown by the Dublin firefighters. So
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: who's mistake number one?
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, we put we put breakers on it.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: We put breakers on it, Jeric, we get the we
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: do it safe. We put breakers on it so it
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: doesn't blow up your fucking house or said fire to all.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: We do a proper job of it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: But at the same time, even even the desk for
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: the correct desk for Santy, let SENTI scan the world
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Wide Web for the correct desk for us to start with.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: So like Santy, you know, you know what I'm up here.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: And also I would like it not to be big,
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: because I'm fighting for space here as well. No, no, no,
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I would like to like not just see all the
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: ships sitting on the top of it. I wanted to
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: some tasty you know what we'll.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Do, Jerry, you know the little the little the little
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: chocks for actually sitting things in at the angle for reading. Yeah,
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: so we get a plethora of those fucking things. They'll
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: hold the phone, they'll hold the tablets, they'll yeah, so
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: we get a plitar of them. So when you walk
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: into the room, everything's fucking kind of glowing at the
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: one time you sit it in there like a manually
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: fucking human with the thing brought right up to it,
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: like the dick end of the charge that brought right
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: up into it. So here we go, and then you
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: put a warning to the entire family. If this is
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: left in any fucking shape beyond, then the thing that
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: you go to charge it's gone.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Won't be Yeah, it's gone. It's good if you come
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: and you know, I have made a centralized charging station
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: with a cable for every single fucking thing in this house.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: So don't come crying to me that your switch isn't
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: charged it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Do you know what, You've just eliminated a whole pile
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: of round.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: I've I've done away with a whole pile of a round.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: It's a real simple thing. It's not charged and you.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Pay me, then that's exactly That's exactly what it is.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: It's not fucking charge. I'm horribly sorry he gave me
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: a charge.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: And what did they give you the will to have
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: the fucking manners to go?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: You want to think charge? I have a place to charge.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Jesus there. I think you're on together, buddy. So if
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I get both, if I get forty railway sleepers on
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: a charging station, I'll be a delighted man.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: I think you have been good enough for it. In fairness,
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: I've seen the way. I've seen the way you've been
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: carrying carrying yourself answer the year, and I see the
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: way i'd even know problem going make a new one.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: And I'm not scenty. I said to me, Jerry deserves this,
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: as he deserves this. He yes, he does bring a
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: lot of stress into his life with the amount of
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: electrical items he has, but it is what it is,
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: he is where he is. The poor man has to
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: have his vice. And I think for the good nature
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: that you've been all year, I think SENTI do Jerry
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: a solid, here, do.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Me a solid? There sany What about you? Tom? What's
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: the second and final thing you would like from santy
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: for your good self.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: I again, I'm okay for things, you know, but I
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: do have aspirations of stuff that I would like around
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: the place. But I like things in order, much like yourself, Jerry,
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: and I've obviously gotten two cool goats, and they're performing
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: exactly as they're supposed. Yes, okay, they're fucking breaking in
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: out the whole time, but they break back in these
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: as much as they do out these days. But they're
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: mowing the place down. They're revealing fucking odd sorts. Oh,
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: by the way, found and as a result of these
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: goats found an old old which I think may have
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: belonged to the grandfather or some stage front wheel off
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: what I believe was an old messy ferguson front. And
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: they've revealed two beautiful old worldly esb polls. They're not
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: that much, so I have a use for them for
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: the things. Do you know what? They keep going?
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: They're doing a great fucking job.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: So I like it. I like a thing that pulls
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: its weight, you know what I mean? I like a
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: thing that pulls its weight around here.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Like the dog's good.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: She's a good do you know what, She's just a
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: good fucking doorbell. I'll tell you from and she'll tell
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: you from three hundred yards away if something's comment and
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: then she loses her biscuits. And at first, for the
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: longest time, I was like, I don't be barking so much.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: But now I'm all right with it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Chair well, a happy time. I just want to say
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: one thing, and I only learned this very recently. You're
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: familiar with the R E M song losing my Religion?
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Yes I am, yeah, yes, yes.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Have you have a question what the frige phrase losing
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: my religion is?
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: That's me in the corner. I didn't know. I just
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I just thought he fell out with religion.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I honestly, for all my off for the thirty five
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: years that I've known that song, felt that he was
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: like losing his place with God. That it was, you know,
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: very deep spiritual, sort of hurt deep.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: That's what I thought, because her em.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: No, nope, nope. Come to find out, losing my religion
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: is just a statement from where Michael Stipe's from, and
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: it's very much like you said, they'll lose your biscuits.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: It's right.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: For Jesus sake, your man pulled out in front of me.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I lost my religion at him all together, go away.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: It's really it's a real culture thing to say in America. Jesus,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: you want to see Tom there the other night by
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: he just got what he got, one hit to the
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: head too much. He fucking lost his religion and went
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: ruly boolia altogether.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: I fucking had a figurian fucking up uphill down there.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: I changed the whole time, like that's me in the
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: corner there, losing me religion.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Don't mind, have a lot more respect for that song.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Now there's a fellow going fucking ape.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: I like that, tell you, because I was like, come
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: to the end of the night, I was losing my religion,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: so I was.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: But much time usual, the dog does pull her weight
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: as well, you know what I mean. I like utility
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: based fucking things. And I I said, look, because we
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: were we were tuning fro on the other night. But
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: though that poor poor man they got attacked by the
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: hen that I sent Jerry on a link the other
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: night about a poor man, they got attacked by a hen.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: It was a fucking Brahma. And of course you know
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: anything Brahma, Brahma, bull brahm. There it's the.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Big ass version it's the eagle of Hens, it is.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: And I went in and the poor old devil he
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: wasn't the best of health anyway, but whatever row they
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: had himself and the hen, I don't know what it
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: was over, but the hen clawed the fucking legs off him.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Poor man ended up having a heart attack with the
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: right of it. And I went those were being mooted
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: about getting next year, and I would. I kind of
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: had to put my foot down and says, look it
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: they give bigger rights. They're like, no, what fucking use
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: of my feeting? There?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Eat more than regular hens? Yeah? Do they give more eggs?
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: No? No, what's the selling point here exactly? So we
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: stuck a pin in that one. We said, look, we'll
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: look into serious hens. It's proper fucking hens. But I said, really,
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: what we need at the moment, right now, jar right
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: now from Santi is another animal that can pull their
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: fucking weight around the place. Okay, I need a mean
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: motherfucker one of these. I need a nasty bastard like
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: half an ear, fucking snaggle tooth that I need a
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, maybe got a tattoo under
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: it's four. Because we live in a forest. Yes, nice cozy,
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: warmhouse that has never been a cozy spot here before.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: But nature has lived around us for a millennia, so
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: we've been seeing sign every so often of a fucking mouse.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, wouldn't.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I don't believe in trapping the fuckers. I don't believe
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: in poison them. That's for sure. Shit because I don't
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: need them to wander off and die somewhere and rot.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: I need a killing machine.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: You need them gone.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I need them gone, and I need I need this
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: art of yoke that will be walking across the yard,
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: but one hanging out of its mouth and the fag
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: out the other side, going Tom.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I need Tom.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: I need a Tom Tom. I need that because you
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: got a Jerry buddy, here you go, you got Jerry's.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: You need a Tom.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I need a mean, motherfucking cat.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: That's what I want.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: I've been saying it. I've been saying it since before
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: we even moved into the house. A country people have
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: to have a cat. And it isn't some fucking yolk
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: that sits inside that has its own Instagram account, fucking
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: just massage and its own balls. And you pull the
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: claws on the thing because you know what that's what
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: people do to cats, and you know they celebrate its birthday.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: And no, no, I don't need that at all. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: need a cat that doesn't even want that. I want
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: the kind of cat that is happy to live in the.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Garage, says to me, Tom, you need a cat that
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: you don't name exactly.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: You call it cat, cat, cat, much like yourself in
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: the sleeper story. I had two cats years ago when
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: I lived by myself and lived in a small, little
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: two bedhouse terrorist house on a building site. It was
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: one of the few finished houses and I got given
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: two cats, which I named Jack and Daniels. I thought
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: they were the loveliest little things. It was me. It
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: was me and the cats in the evening against the world,
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: buddy against the world, and a fucking, fucking kestrel killed
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: the two in the back back garden one day. I'm like, well,
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: I've only gotten that bit bigger. You would ejected him
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: out of the skylike I'll tell you.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be sending like Tomy Lee Jones
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: and no Country for old men. But even in a
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: contest between cat and bird, the outcome is not guaranteed.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: But that's that's why I need to get me hands on.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: And this is I've been looking. I've been looking down
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: through it. A regular cat is fine, but how do
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: you get that jacked cat? You know, that fucking jacked
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: looking bastard. I used to have him when we were younger.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Like this thing used to come back every winter. He'd
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: begun for the summer, riding and fighting, and he'd come
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: back much. You know, it's like a Johnny Cash song.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: This fucking thing was rolling in the fucking blood in
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: the mud and he would roll back in around September
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: into the mother's place, like missing a piece of near
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: the tail now is jacked in the wrong direction. But
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: he was a happy thing. But he got into a
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: fight with a badger one time, jar and a bit
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: down through his nose and his like bit his whole
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: face bone right. Mother cleaned it up, and I remember
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: I had just come back from America and I brought
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: this amazing stuff where you could buy antipiotic cream over
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: the counter. It's called neo spots.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Squirted that all over the cat's face.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: He lived now, he lived with basically turned into the
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: predator because his face every time he went, and his
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: whole phrase, his whole face. But to say that from
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: then on, there wasn't a vermin. There wasn't a bird there.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, nothing lived. It was against It was fucking
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: ground zero. Nothing lived or hung around.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: When this was exactly this gun.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: You felt the ground when this fucker walked by, put
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: a hell of a nice case. There was no name
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: for him. I think I think somebody called him Salem
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: because of Sabrina, Sabrina the teenage witch.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, I just went to like the pet cemetry care.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, I know, but this he put a
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: lot of them in the cemetery. But that's what I need.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: And I'm looking down through breeds and you know, the
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: regular short hern. I'm sure some stage somebody would just
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: give me a cat, as they do in the country.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: People go, you look for a cat. I wasn't, but
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: I'll take it, but if I could, because I'm looking
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: at this this one down the road right and they
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: haven't they haven't really put it to use. But they're
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: called the main Coon. Oh Jesus, Yeah, no, okay, go on,
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: So he's name that after the US state with Maine,
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: not Coon. This is so essentially here six months like
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: they're they're twe hundreds of years old. There's this breed like,
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: but what I do love is why they do have
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: longish hair. It's water resistant. So if it needs to
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: go into the fucking river after rat, it can. Now
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: if I could get one of them now, it will
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: it will apparently like this fucking thing will just doing
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: everything if you if you haven't done.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, I mean tom like this is it's a
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: main con cat. I know these things, and another word
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: from it would be a brahma cat.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I know, I.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Don't I advise caution on this, my friend.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Well, if I can get I just don't know what
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: breed of cat is that big, massive headed, jacked, irish
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: looking fucking cat. I don't care what color it is.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: I don't particularly care what it even looks like. I
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: just need that big fucking tick cat that will, you know,
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: fuck up anything but.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Your own You answered your own question a couple of
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: times here in this in this shatement. Now Santa is
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: going to have to bring you this cat. That's it,
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: because I'm the only person that can deliver a cat
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: to your specifications. Because you're not going to find and
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: kitten and raise it to be this cat unless I
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: get this mad bastard cat just lurking into your house
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: or a hundred to one. You got one earlier with
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: the Niisbourne face and the whole lot. But as you
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: said yourself, that cat would call it. He didn't live
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: at your house. He just showed up for the winter.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he hummed out for the winter. That's where he's stationed.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: We've got it.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: That's what cats do. And I know you're not the
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: kind of person that would subject a cat to the
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: hard life that would drive it to be this killing machine.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: It would have to arrive to your house killing machine.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, unless I get it on the protein shakes or something.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck to do.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: But like anybody you know, where like.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: We get a ject cat, like like jected motherfucker, Like
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: that's what I killer cat that also is friendly to children, and.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Go, yeah, yes exactly. So like if I can get it,
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I think you're right. I think the only person for
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: the job, because scanning the world is Santi. He will
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: have to be the one to go get the job done.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I know what you need.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: You need one cross with a fucking mullengar. Fucking know.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we might have to leave that for Santa. Well, Tom,
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: if I could, if I could order a present for
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: somebody else, I would order you that cat. But unfortunately,
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: for my third and final element on the letter to Santa,
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: which we've already said, is going to be for somebody else.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: It's a good deed for somebody else, Tom, even if
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: this person hasn't necessarily done a good deed for us.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: But every now and then you just have to say, listen,
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: enough is enough. Ah. I want to give this guy
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: a nice Christmas. I want to I want to see
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: him right. I want to sort him out. You got
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: to do right by your fellow man. For my third
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: item on my list of Santi, I would like Brian
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: McFadden to get back with Westlife, if only, Tom, if
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: only for one night, if only for one night, Enough
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: is enough, Tom, The feud is over. Okay. Brian McFadden
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: has been out of West Life for over twenty years,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: and really and truly, from my reading of the scenario,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: nobody misses him. Yeah, the band, not the fans, not anybody.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: In actual fact, I don't know that Brian McFadden's wholeheartedly
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: welcome in this country. And I was no big West
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Life fan. I was no big Brian McFadden fan like
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: buying large, couldn't give a fuck. But it's Christmas, Baby,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Christmas for It'sney doing like a West Boys tour or
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: something with he is he is Sethan Shan duff here,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: or it's a chain of no Keith Duffy, Keith Duffy,
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Keith Duffy in himself like fair Plade shut over just
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: like a here you see, or in a world where
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: never isn't as long a time as it used to be.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: In particular, I'm you know, in the wrestling world there
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: was a lot of things that were sworn off and
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: people would never work for anybody ever again. And all
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: of a sudden, ten fifteen years later, seem Punk's back
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: in the WWE, after saying that he'd never go back
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: next to near the place was back.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: We thought, Tony, have you seen Tony Martimer from me
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: seventeen of late? No, have a Google of that?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Oh cool? You know, Christmas is the time of miracles.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: THEO and Brian McFadden left Westlife by his own hand
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: about twenty odd years ago to pursue a solo career, and.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: One or two wives later, it hasn't really panned out.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: All I can all I can tell you we went
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: to pursue a solo career. His downfall was he never
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: specified that he wanted to pursue a successful one.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: You see, this is the problem you need to read.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: You need to read the fine Brent. Yeah, walked out
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: of the band and by all the kinds the members
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: of the band that don't forgive them. And it's not like,
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: oh geez, you know, bygones be by guns. We've lived
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: through this time. We've seen Robbie Williams reunite, would take
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: that like you know, we've seen the Eagles get back together,
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: get back together, like Oasis are back together just this
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: year and coming into twenty twenty six, Westlife are playing
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: at the time of recording turteen shows in the Point
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: in the Three Arena, a turteen night residency and it
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: is sold the fuck out, every single one of them.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: So all? I'm saying, let bygones be by guns put
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: it all aside. Look at poor little Brian McFadden out
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: in the cold loading the van for another Boys Life
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: twenty fourth birthday party appearance. Yeah, you know, it's like, sorry,
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: we played smaller gigs time. I know, you and me
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: both but at the same time, Aha.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: It would it would it would complete this I do
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: like a please it circle, you know that kind of way.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: It would.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: It would come around. Everybody loves an nostalgia story. And
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: I mean if he came on stage, I don't think
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: anybody would be Yeah, no, I don't you know what it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Would be, Tom, You know would be everybody would sit
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: on their hands for it in the crowd and to
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: be like, go on, sing it, sing your song, go on,
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: come out for Uptown Girl, and then just wave off
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: and go by by about your business. I'm not saying
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: he has to be there all night. I'm not saying
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: that he has to be there for all thirteen nights alls.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, is the decent human being in me thinks
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: that we can bring Brian McFadden out for one night,
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: whatever night he has off in in Boujium, whatever night,
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: We'll give him off.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Right, you're a bad club.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: You can get the Lewis from Abbey Street down to
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: the pint, jump on for Uptown Girl, right.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: And and and ba and faces before the night is done, and.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Get back up and finish his shift, all right, I
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: think for Chris we can do that, surely, don't you
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: wouldn't you wouldn't you say that we as a nation,
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: if we cannot forgive Brian McFadden, where are we going
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: in this life? I think you're a hundred percent right.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: There's no reason that, do you know what? And like
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I said, it'd be a great talking point for now,
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: not that the lads need to do. And they've sold
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: out the fucking thing thirteen times, so they're doing all right.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: But I think I think it would put serious eyeballs
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: on it from the outside looking in, And I think,
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: you know what, give the guy a little bit of
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: juice if they haven't. He seems to be holding himself
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: in still likable stage. When he seems to make appearances
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: on thing, it's not like, oh, you know, jitted star
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: of it's like PRIMEV. Yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: And I remember because he was about my age when
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I was his age, if that statement makes any sense,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: But he was like, you know, young lad twenties and
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: he was a bollocks. Ah, you probably would.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Be your sage.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: You would be yourself drinking one thing and another, like
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: you know, you leave him to it, and yes, there
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: you go. I you know, I gotta get Brian McFadden
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: on stage for Christmas. I think that I think that's
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: a very nice thing to thank you.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: I be if nothing else, I think sent you will
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: just look fondly on it, even if you won't put
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: it off for you and go.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: You know what, This kid's all right, kids, that kids
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: all right. I'm not going to get McFadden out for
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: up there and girl, but I'll give McBride a sleeper.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: That's all I'm looking for, Tom. Okay.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: My one is is it's for many people, one person
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: in particular, but really to celebrate one person in particular.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: But I think this particular thing could be and it
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: most definitely is for you. It's a little for me
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: also as well. But because I'm suggesting it for somebody else,
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: I think a lot of people would be pleased by
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: this thing. No, none more than you, I would imagine.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: That's why I am suggesting. And I can't believe that
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: this hasn't been a thing already. I am suggesting, and
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: what I would love for to happen maybe around sometime
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: later next year, and I would say maybe around harvest
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: time to close the harvest next year, set the harvest time, Tom,
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: I know, but let's say I get to your tickets right.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: For well, just even the way you say harvest time,
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: like everybody knows, oh yeah, harvest time. I know it
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: to the day. Okay, all right, so we've said, city listeners,
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know what fucking harvest time is.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: What harvest time is mid to late September. There you go, Okay,
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: all right, when the weather is still nice. It's still
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: nice out, and I am putting forward to the scenty
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: to put this in order to create the fred dignifest.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Oh excellent, call my man.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Headlined by the Wurseels singing, Oh you've got a brand
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: new coumpan arrist and all the rest of it. Butt
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: throughout the whole thing, there'll be everything that's celebratory. Things
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: that we can do, like you know, driving dogs into
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: a fucking into into a bit of breakwork, trying to
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: screale a ladder to a certain height and not. You know,
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: I think celebrated towards the end. I haven't thought about
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: it throughout all the activities, but I think there could
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: be loads here because.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: You're let's let's dig into a dimmerpalooza. We've got like
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: a friend.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Freadfest.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bread Fest. I mean, like, does this is this
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: in a straight away? It strikes me as being like
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: not unlike minorti steams rushing festival.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Now you're talking. Now you're talking where you can throw
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: your hand at trashing a bit of a bit of
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: a bit of fucking wheat and whatnot, maybe even just
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: trades the old style trade things like a bit attaching
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: and whatnot, but celebrated, I think, culminated the end, much
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: like the alternate or the Burning Man Festival in America,
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: which fuck that anyway, it's the festival here in Ireland
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: where I think the closing ceremony should be the dropping of.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: A stack oh damn.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Like that. And and then one lucky youngster, plucky youngster.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: And I'm putting forward with the name Jerry McBride for
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: this one because he's a he's a good kid. Where
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: he gets to blow the hooter, yeah, just before it
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: comes down, and then you get to say the final
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: phrase in the.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: You know that's a that's an excellent that's an excellent.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Degree.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't have something like this to begin with.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: His foking beyond me.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: They all they have is a tribute, a Facebook tribute
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: page and they many of them have listened to our
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: our our deep dive into Fred or two parts or
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: deep dive into Fred Dibner, and and.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: We dined them for it.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: But there is not a fred Fest and like there
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: isn't a Dipna Palosa like I think there would be
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: the at the very least keep everybody interested. That would
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: be like the Fred Dibner, you know, Steve the keep.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: The memory like you know, can you imagine Tom? Can
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: you imagine the air lads that will go to that?
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Oh I could. I'd be in I can, I'd be
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: so excited put with both of our little flat caps on.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Oh lord, but you'd have to have you'd have to
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: have rules. Now, you'd have to have strict rules, all right,
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Like even if you have the marshals going around the
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: place and go like, what's that you're smoking?
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: There? A filtered cigarette? Now your tongue. No, all the
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: marshals have to be from Northern England.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: No, pull the filter off that and smoke straight down,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: get the tar into your lungs.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: And pints are only served in like tankards, you know
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: what I mean, with a handle on it. None of
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: this fucking plastic cups.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Just like a real warm.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Out of the pub, like you know what I mean. Yeah,
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: there's so many things that even listen. You could absolutely
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: adopt watching. You could adopt a thrashing festival and name
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: it the Fred Dimna fucking steam Fest.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Because one can only assume that. One can only assume
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: more hell, that was fancy there you go. One can
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: only assume that there are still steam rallies.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: In the UK and everywhere you go, up to the
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: one in ny Scary we used to go every year.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: It's class.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: It's class in all the lads chuk chuk chuk chuk
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: chuk chu with all their gear. It's fucking brilliant to
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: see huge pieces of machinery just banging and clattering, you know, inefficiently.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: All the things you've got. Steam engines still are a
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: thing that exists. You've got men in their sixties living
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: with sixty years of undiagnosed autism that just fucking live
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: and breathe engines.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, we never get We never circled around to
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: that point on for it without He definitely had the
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: touch of theism we both have. There's like it is,
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: it has skilled. I would say he was given me.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: It hit me in my nose. I think broken.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's a broad George, Tom, I'll tell you
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: that much, so much, you know, with a good a
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: good steeple on it.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: As a result of Fred Dimner probably fixing the there,
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: you buddy can have.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Stone caravan, you know what I mean.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: You can have everything. You can have lead work being done.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: You could do fred suns showing up with the actual engines. Engines.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder there's the wife still on the scene?
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Which one? Tom? Oh? Yeah, I do you know what
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I again? Friend Fred Fred Fred got around, God love him.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes, there's a lot of fread to go around, a.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Lot of friend to go around. Tom. You know, that's
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: an amazing thing. And I think it would be magical.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: And who better to bring the magic to life than
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Santa himself. And he just needs to do it once
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: he launches fred Frest one time. Ah and and and
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: and and and the community will take it. Now, what's
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: to stop fred Fest from becoming a bit of a
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: firefest situation? How do you mean? What if the when
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: straight away? What if the chimney falls on someone?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah all.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Firefistay Yeah yeah no, no, no, no, we'll we will
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: base this in Bolton.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? You won't get nobody
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: will land expecting airs and graces.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: There will be absolutely none of that carry on. And
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: I mean if you get an influencer turning up to
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: steam thrashing, their phone will be immediately thrown into one
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: of those for cons thrashers.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Not all.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think there's any fear.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: We don't have to worry about that all that much.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: I think. But much as you said, like if Santy
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: can just sort us out with the one, much like
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: the crank and many of these machines, you get that
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: thing going and all you need to do is keep
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: it topped up. Sandy, we just needed one good crank
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: and we would start Freadfest. And I think there you go.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: We like we be there with bells on. I mean,
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: we joke about it, but I swear they got it.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Fred Fast turned up. I'm We're gone. We're gone.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Well, Tom, I'll tell you there's one thing that the
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry Show can bring to the listeners of
• 59:56
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• 59:58
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• 1:00:00
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• 1:00:02
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• 1:00:06
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• 1:00:08
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• 1:00:11
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• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:17
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• 1:00:20
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• 1:00:22
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• 1:00:24
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• 1:00:27
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• 1:00:30
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• 1:00:34
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• 1:00:36
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• 1:02:10
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• 1:02:18
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• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: a fresh one out of the box then fresh out
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: the kitchen, wasn't that yer? I'm feeling good and holy
• 1:02:41
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• 1:02:43
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• 1:02:45
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• 1:02:48
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• 1:02:51
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• 1:02:54
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• 1:02:57
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