Latest / Pod Save America / “Baby, you’re a firework.” (Fourth of July holiday pod!)
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- 0:20Speaker 1: Welcome back to Pod Save America. I'm Tommy Vitor.
- 0:22Speaker 2: I'm Jon Lovett.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Jon Favreau is still vacationing down at Mar-a-Lago, spending some
- 0:27Speaker 1: much-deserved time with Twitter. So Lovett and I are holding
- 0:29Speaker 1: down the fork today for an extra fun July 4th
- 0:33Speaker 1: themed show.
- 0:34Speaker 3: Lovett, do you have any.
- 0:35Speaker 4: Fireworks ready for us today? Uh, no, the LAPD took all,
- 0:39Speaker 4: they took all my fireworks. The LAPD took all my
- 0:41Speaker 4: fireworks and they were like, it's fine. We know what
- 0:43Speaker 4: to do. Anyway, it was a mess. Uh, well, for those,
- 0:49Speaker 4: for those who don't have local LA, they really LAPD
- 0:53Speaker 4: blew up a truck and it's part of town. They,
- 0:56Speaker 4: but anyway, sorry.
- 0:57Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't even know that. Oh, no. That's exciting. Okay.
- 1:00Speaker 1: It was a real mess.
- 1:01Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Well, that sounds like a mess then. We are going
- 1:04Speaker 1: to talk about narratives in politics and beyond. And you
- 1:07Speaker 1: might be asking why narratives? Because narratives, that's what July
- 1:11Speaker 1: 4th is all about, right? We are told a story
- 1:12Speaker 1: about America, stretches from 1776 to today. And there's an
- 1:17Speaker 1: important discussion to be had about what's real, what's not,
- 1:19Speaker 1: what's good, what could be a blind spot for us
- 1:21Speaker 1: as Americans. And we're also going to pick apart some
- 1:24Speaker 1: other common media narratives and politics in our culture today.
- 1:27Speaker 1: that sometimes are good, sometimes drive us crazy. We're going
- 1:29Speaker 1: to have a little fun with it. Then we are
- 1:31Speaker 1: going to be joined by Jason Concepcion, the co-host of
- 1:34Speaker 1: Take Line and All Caps NBA, and Ira Madison III,
- 1:37Speaker 1: the co-host of Keep It, for a very special conversation
- 1:41Speaker 1: about the most patriotic songs. And then finally, you're going
- 1:45Speaker 1: to hear my interview with Roger Bennett. He's the co-host
- 1:47Speaker 1: of a fantastic sports and soccer podcast called Men in Blazers.
- 1:51Speaker 1: We're going to talk about his new book, Reborn in
- 1:53Speaker 1: the USA. Roger became a U.S. citizen in 2018. after
- 1:58Speaker 1: falling in love with America decades ago as a kid
- 2:00Speaker 1: growing up in Liverpool, England. And we'll talk about American
- 2:04Speaker 1: culture and the power of the American story and probably
- 2:07Speaker 1: some sports. And it will be a lot of fun.
- 2:08Speaker 1: And I think you will love hearing from him. But
- 2:11Speaker 1: love it. Let's start with this narrative that defines July
- 2:15Speaker 1: 4th and defines this episode, which is American exceptionalism. What's
- 2:19Speaker 1: your take?
- 2:19Speaker 3: Good? Bad?
- 2:20Speaker 1: It's complicated?
- 2:21Speaker 4: So here's what I want to say about American exceptionalism.
- 2:25Speaker 4: And it is this. Anyone who believes that America is
- 2:30Speaker 4: the best country in the world cannot also believe in
- 2:34Speaker 4: American exceptionalism. American exceptionalism is a pejorative to describe people
- 2:40Speaker 4: who believe that America is the best country in the
- 2:43Speaker 4: world despite evidence. And so when someone says, oh, they
- 2:46Speaker 4: don't even believe in American exceptionalism, it's really fucking confusing
- 2:49Speaker 4: to me because presumably someone who says, I think America
- 2:54Speaker 4: is the fucking best, one of which is me. I'm
- 2:57Speaker 4: one of those people. And it's not because I believe
- 3:02Speaker 4: or you believe. If the person who says that doesn't
- 3:04Speaker 4: believe in American exceptionalism, they believe America is the best
- 3:08Speaker 4: based on the facts, right? To say you believe in
- 3:11Speaker 4: American exceptionalism is like a paradox. Do you see what
- 3:14Speaker 4: I'm saying? Do you see how it doesn't really make sense?
- 3:18Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying.
- 3:19Speaker 3: I mean, I think.
- 3:20Speaker 1: Well, look, just so listeners know, Lovett's constantly just popping
- 3:22Speaker 1: into the office and being like, America, fucking best. Go
- 3:26Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I mean, I think some of this
- 3:29Speaker 1: is kind of definitional, right? There are things about America
- 3:31Speaker 1: that are exceptional. Until recently, I would have included our
- 3:34Speaker 1: history of peaceful transfers of power. That got a little
- 3:37Speaker 1: complicated on January 6th, right? Our constitution, our system of
- 3:40Speaker 1: government is unique in that we have this capacity to
- 3:43Speaker 1: amend it and fix it over time. I think the
- 3:45Speaker 1: term American exceptionalism, it was first coined by Alexis de Tocqueville, right?
- 3:50Speaker 1: But it's changed a ton over time. And I think
- 3:53Speaker 1: we get into trouble when we get too high on
- 3:55Speaker 1: our own supply and we decide that it means like
- 3:58Speaker 1: America is more just and more pure than anyone else.
- 4:01Speaker 1: And like our way of life is just inherently better
- 4:04Speaker 1: than everyone else's. And we're going to force it on you.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Like that to me is a real risk.
- 4:07Speaker 4: Well, it's that, you know, Obama got dinged for saying
- 4:10Speaker 4: Americans believe in American exceptionalism in the same way Greeks
- 4:13Speaker 4: believe in Greek exceptionalism. And it was like, he was
- 4:15Speaker 4: like two weeks of fucking stories. about him not believing
- 4:18Speaker 4: America is the best, but actually he was saying something different.
- 4:21Speaker 4: American exceptionalism isn't something you can believe in the inside.
- 4:25Speaker 4: It's what people on the outside say about us and
- 4:28Speaker 4: our myopic view about America being the center of every story.
- 4:32Speaker 4: That said, I believe America is the center of every story.
- 4:36Speaker 4: That's my position, which is why I reject American exceptionalism
- 4:39Speaker 4: because America is the best. Do you see the problem?
- 4:42Speaker 1: Do you see the issue?
- 4:44Speaker 3: I like it. I like it.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I also think like what I kind of like, cringe
- 4:48Speaker 1: at a little bit is the constant like reflexive, this
- 4:51Speaker 1: isn't who we are rhetoric, whenever something terrible happens in
- 4:54Speaker 1: the United States, which ignores the reality that a lot
- 4:57Speaker 1: of the things we're talking about that are terrible in
- 4:59Speaker 1: that moment have happened a lot, right? Slavery, Jim Crow,
- 5:03Speaker 1: these are some of the recent conversations we had. And
- 5:05Speaker 1: then there was this just ridiculous, idiotic 1776 commission report
- 5:11Speaker 1: that the Trump folks leaked or released, sorry, right at
- 5:14Speaker 1: the end of the administration that was literally just whitewashed, literally, U.S.
- 5:18Speaker 1: history in an effort to push back on the 1619 Project. And, like, that,
- 5:23Speaker 1: to me, is the ultimate, like.
- 5:26Speaker 1: American exceptionalism, to me, is good when it's aspirational. It's
- 5:30Speaker 1: a story about America constantly trying to live up to
- 5:32Speaker 1: an ideal. It's really bad when it's a cudgel that
- 5:35Speaker 1: just silences criticism. And I think that's what, like, kind
- 5:37Speaker 1: of the right-wing version has become.
- 5:41Speaker 4: Yeah, there's also... there's like another level to the racism
- 5:45Speaker 4: that goes along with the fighting against teaching of our
- 5:49Speaker 4: history in full. Like, you know, oh, and, and, you know,
- 5:51Speaker 4: you see this with people like Josh Hawley saying like,
- 5:53Speaker 4: I don't want to teach my, I don't want our
- 5:55Speaker 4: kids to learn that America is racist. I want America,
- 5:58Speaker 4: people to have hope in America and implicit in that,
- 6:01Speaker 4: you know, Sam Sanders and we, we talked about with
- 6:03Speaker 4: Sam is that, you know, who is, who is teaching
- 6:06Speaker 4: for is teaching for, for white kids, but it's also
- 6:08Speaker 4: who is, who does America belong to? And to not,
- 6:13Speaker 4: to not include the full scope of our history in
- 6:16Speaker 4: our patriotism is to deny the American-ness of the people
- 6:20Speaker 4: denied America's promise for hundreds of years. And like, it's their, it's,
- 6:25Speaker 4: this was their country too. And their, this was their
- 6:28Speaker 4: story too in full. And so like, anyway, end of thought,
- 6:32Speaker 4: end of thought.
- 6:32Speaker 1: No, that's, I agree with that. And that's why I
- 6:34Speaker 1: do think it's more than symbolic that we are now
- 6:36Speaker 1: celebrating and recognizing Juneteenth and that we've made a lot
- 6:38Speaker 1: of progress in this set of conversations. Um, I have
- 6:41Speaker 1: another narrative for you that drives me a little bit crazy,
- 6:44Speaker 1: which is that Washington used to be a bastion of civility,
- 6:48Speaker 1: if we could only get back to that. And I
- 6:50Speaker 1: would say, look, you could start this narrative in a
- 6:52Speaker 1: lot of places. If you go way back to the 1800s,
- 6:56Speaker 1: a representative beat Charles Sumner with a metal-tipped cane on
- 7:00Speaker 1: the Senate floor, I don't know that that's the civility
- 7:02Speaker 1: we're looking for. The more modern iteration is Ronald Reagan,
- 7:06Speaker 1: Tip O'Neill, They would have a scotch, talk like men,
- 7:09Speaker 1: cut deals on social security reform. Why can't we get
- 7:12Speaker 1: back to that? Woe is Washington, right? Like we miss
- 7:15Speaker 1: those days. And the problem here is this is such
- 7:18Speaker 1: rose-colored revisionist history. Like, yes, these guys cut a deal,
- 7:22Speaker 1: but it wasn't because of friendship or civility.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Love it.
- 7:24Speaker 1: How civil is this quote to you? Quote, the evil
- 7:28Speaker 1: is in the White House at the present time. And
- 7:30Speaker 1: that evil is a man who has no care and
- 7:32Speaker 1: no concern for the working class of America and the
- 7:35Speaker 1: future generations of America. who likes to ride a horse.
- 7:38Speaker 1: He's cold. He's mean. He's got ice water for blood.
- 7:41Speaker 1: That's Tip O'Neill talking.
- 7:42Speaker 3: About Ronald Reagan.
- 7:44Speaker 4: I like that. I like that side of Tip O'Neill.
- 7:47Speaker 4: You don't hear enough about it.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:48Speaker 4: It's also like, you know, one of the great political
- 7:52Speaker 4: deals ever made in Washington was between Northern Democrats and
- 7:55Speaker 4: Southern Democrats to allow the South to be an authoritarian
- 7:59Speaker 4: region so that FDR could become president, you know, the
- 8:04Speaker 4: Democrats could win elections.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:06Speaker 4: So Some deals are really bad, I think. My view
- 8:08Speaker 4: is that deals inherently aren't good or bad. It depends
- 8:11Speaker 4: on the deal, I think. That's my view on deals. Honestly,
- 8:14Speaker 4: this narrative, I really wrote this down. This narrative is
- 8:17Speaker 4: the cousin of the sort of bipartisan policies are inherently
- 8:20Speaker 4: better than partisan policies narrative, which is just absurd.
- 8:24Speaker 1: When you think about the Iraq war versus the Affordable
- 8:26Speaker 1: Care Act. But yeah, I mean, the civility case, it
- 8:29Speaker 1: just ignores so many things. It ignores the way the
- 8:31Speaker 1: parties have changed over time. It ignores the way gerrymandering
- 8:34Speaker 1: has radicalized the House of Representatives and changed the political incentives.
- 8:37Speaker 1: And it also just ignores the reality that, yeah, okay, sure.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Like members of Congress used to be better friends. They
- 8:43Speaker 1: were also more homogenous at that time. It was more white.
- 8:46Speaker 1: It was more male. It was more Christian. It was
- 8:48Speaker 1: a bunch of people from the same social class. So like,
- 8:51Speaker 1: I think we just need to be very careful for
- 8:53Speaker 1: the sort of olden days that we're pining for. Because
- 8:56Speaker 1: if you look under the hood, I'm not sure that
- 8:57Speaker 1: they were quite that great.
- 8:59Speaker 3: I agree.
- 9:00Speaker 4: I don't really do very much pining as a rule,
- 9:03Speaker 4: not a piner. Um, I'll go. Uh, my next, my
- 9:07Speaker 4: narrative is, uh, moderate Democrats in swing districts taking more
- 9:11Speaker 4: moderate stances are hurt by left-wing members in left-wing districts
- 9:15Speaker 4: taking more left-wing stances. Um, this, this came up, uh, uh,
- 9:20Speaker 4: soon after the election when there was some, uh, uh,
- 9:22Speaker 4: hand wringing about the fact that yes, Joe Biden won,
- 9:25Speaker 4: but the house majority shrunk that Democrats, uh, weren't able
- 9:27Speaker 4: to win a resounding victory in the Senate that we
- 9:30Speaker 4: were ultimately later able to win the Georgia.
- 9:31Speaker 1: Races, obviously.
- 9:33Speaker 4: And this began with a fight between Conor Lamb and
- 9:36Speaker 4: AOC that I don't think played out particularly helpfully, but
- 9:40Speaker 4: I'm glad it sort of has died down. And basically,
- 9:43Speaker 4: you know, the crux of the issue is that it
- 9:47Speaker 4: seems very true that moderate Democrats or Democrats in swing
- 9:51Speaker 4: districts are getting tagged by monikers like socialism or defund.
- 9:58Speaker 3: The police.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Or Medicare for all, or a host of other policies
- 10:04Speaker 4: that are not helpful to them amongst the, the kind
- 10:08Speaker 4: of suburban moderates that these, that these more moderate members
- 10:11Speaker 4: are trying to win. And so where did they point?
- 10:14Speaker 4: They point to the, uh, the people on the left
- 10:17Speaker 4: of the party, both in Congress and outside of Congress,
- 10:20Speaker 4: the activists who have made defund the police or abolish
- 10:23Speaker 4: ICE or Medicare for all or a host of other
- 10:25Speaker 4: left-wing priorities, sort of, they have kind of found very
- 10:29Speaker 4: ingenious ways to frame these debates, simple, elegant, powerful messages
- 10:34Speaker 4: that break through and have helped shift our debate, but
- 10:37Speaker 4: then through Fox News and propaganda organs get tagged to
- 10:40Speaker 4: all Democrats. And my issue here is, I think, you know, John,
- 10:45Speaker 4: Tommy and I, we talk about this all the time
- 10:47Speaker 4: that like, I think one thing that you see on Twitter,
- 10:50Speaker 4: but I think you see in a larger way is
- 10:53Speaker 4: it's more fun to yell at people who respond to you.
- 10:56Speaker 4: It's more fun to engage with people who see you,
- 10:59Speaker 4: acknowledge you, care what you have to say, or perhaps
- 11:01Speaker 4: in some way affected by your arguments. And so, you know,
- 11:06Speaker 4: it's a similar phenomenon of looking for your keys where
- 11:10Speaker 4: the light is shining. But the reality is, whether the
- 11:14Speaker 4: left of the party takes a strong stance or not,
- 11:17Speaker 4: Fox News, Tucker Carlson, right-wing radio, the Facebook right-wing organizations,
- 11:26Speaker 4: they don't need a lot of help to find the activist,
- 11:33Speaker 4: the random person, to saying something to the left that
- 11:38Speaker 4: they're going to tag you with. And so don't hate
- 11:40Speaker 4: the player, hate the game. The issue is that we
- 11:43Speaker 4: have a massive right-wing operation that's taking every extreme or
- 11:47Speaker 4: every left idea and trying to paint everybody with it.
- 11:50Speaker 4: And we have to fight that, not each other, because
- 11:53Speaker 4: there's always going to be a left of the party.
- 11:55Speaker 4: And they're always going to be trying to pull us
- 11:56Speaker 4: to the left. That's a good thing. And so we've
- 11:58Speaker 4: got to find a way to fight the actual cause.
- 12:01Speaker 4: The cause of the problem is not the left person
- 12:03Speaker 4: saying something. It's the system that takes that left person's
- 12:06Speaker 4: words and applies it to everybody, even if it's not
- 12:09Speaker 4: helpful in certain places. And I think we lose sight
- 12:11Speaker 4: of that because it's easier to argue with people who
- 12:13Speaker 4: argue back.
- 12:14Speaker 3: That's a good one.
- 12:15Speaker 1: That's a good one that I believe deeply. Here's one
- 12:18Speaker 1: that's a little tough to swallow for former White House
- 12:22Speaker 1: communications aides, which is the bully pulpit. There is this belief,
- 12:27Speaker 1: a narrative, that the White House comes with a bully
- 12:30Speaker 1: pulpit that is this huge rhetorical weapon that presidents can
- 12:33Speaker 1: pull out at any time, and you can just use
- 12:35Speaker 1: it as you want to move political opinion. Now, what
- 12:38Speaker 1: folks need to know is there is no evidence that
- 12:40Speaker 1: this is true. A bunch of political scientists have dug
- 12:42Speaker 1: into the data. So Ronald Reagan was known as the
- 12:45Speaker 1: great communicator. He saw support for programs he opposed, like regulations,
- 12:49Speaker 1: health care spending, welfare, education, environmental protection. Support for those
- 12:53Speaker 1: things went up during his presidency, and support for defense
- 12:55Speaker 1: spending went down when he was championing it. Other researchers
- 12:59Speaker 1: looked at FDR's fireside chats. They only increased his approval
- 13:03Speaker 1: by less than 1%. His big speeches on issues like
- 13:06Speaker 1: entering the Second World War They didn't move the electorate either.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Bill Clinton visited 200 cities and towns before the 1994 midterms.
- 13:15Speaker 1: God bless his staff. His numbers dropped. His health care
- 13:18Speaker 1: bill failed. Republicans retook the House. Bush tried to sell
- 13:21Speaker 1: Social Security privatization.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Failed.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Gallup looked at the impact of State of the Union
- 13:26Speaker 1: addresses going back to 1978, and they found that they
- 13:29Speaker 1: rarely affect the president's public standing in any meaningful way.
- 13:33Speaker 1: So my take home here is that sometimes talking about
- 13:37Speaker 1: stuff could just backfire. Like when a president talks about
- 13:39Speaker 1: an issue, things that are nonpartisan can become partisan the
- 13:43Speaker 1: minute you champion it. So I think white houses and
- 13:45Speaker 1: activists need to think just as much about, do we
- 13:48Speaker 1: want the president to not focus on this, to not
- 13:50Speaker 1: talk about it and just work it behind the scenes
- 13:52Speaker 1: and see if that's a more effective path to getting
- 13:54Speaker 1: something done than to like make it the headline of
- 13:56Speaker 1: the state of the union. Yeah.
- 13:58Speaker 4: I think there's two things. I think that's one. I
- 14:00Speaker 4: think sometimes it's like, um, Uh, I think politics really
- 14:05Speaker 4: messaging generally, I think it's true for, you know, corporations
- 14:08Speaker 4: trying to sell something. Um, it's like being on a swing.
- 14:11Speaker 4: You got to pump your legs at the right time
- 14:12Speaker 4: and you got to be resonant with the wave. You know,
- 14:15Speaker 4: it doesn't help to, to, to, to pump your legs
- 14:17Speaker 4: halfway down. You got to be right at the top
- 14:18Speaker 4: or right at the back. And so I think sometimes
- 14:21Speaker 4: it's about knowing the moment where you can kind of
- 14:24Speaker 4: use the momentum of a conversation and move it a
- 14:26Speaker 4: little bit further than it otherwise would have gone easier to,
- 14:29Speaker 4: easier to, to, uh, to make a fire worse than
- 14:31Speaker 4: it is to start a fire. And then the deeper
- 14:34Speaker 4: part of this too is political news is about people.
- 14:38Speaker 4: It's about individuals. It's about personalities. Much harder to make systems, trends, institutions,
- 14:48Speaker 4: the protagonist in the news just doesn't work. And so
- 14:51Speaker 4: we end up talking about individuals and personalities when we
- 14:53Speaker 4: need to be talking about like systems and structures.
- 14:55Speaker 3: I think that's right. Yeah. Oh, here's one.
- 14:59Speaker 4: This is, This is a stretch, but I think implicit
- 15:04Speaker 4: in a lot of our politics right now, including my own,
- 15:07Speaker 4: so I'll own this and take... It doesn't change my...
- 15:10Speaker 4: Why don't I just say it? The nature of polarization,
- 15:14Speaker 4: that the nature of polarization as it is right now
- 15:17Speaker 4: is like a semi-permanent fixture. And so the only way
- 15:20Speaker 4: we can combat things like the anti-majoritarian nature of the
- 15:24Speaker 4: Senate is to add states, or the only way we
- 15:27Speaker 4: can stop... Republicans from having an inherent advantage in gerrymandering
- 15:32Speaker 4: is to stop gerrymandering. I want to stop those things.
- 15:35Speaker 4: And I want DC to become a state. I want
- 15:36Speaker 4: Puerto Rico to have the chance to choose if they
- 15:38Speaker 4: want to become a state. I want to add seats
- 15:40Speaker 4: to the Supreme Court.
- 15:40Speaker 1: I'm for all of it.
- 15:41Speaker 3: Let's go.
- 15:42Speaker 4: But I think sometimes there's a learned helplessness around why
- 15:48Speaker 4: Democrats fail to win in some of the reddest places
- 15:51Speaker 4: in the country when Democratic politics, like expanding Medicaid, raising
- 15:55Speaker 4: the minimum wage, union politics, sometimes do much better than Democrats.
- 15:58Speaker 4: And so I think we should sometimes put a little
- 16:02Speaker 4: more thought into why there's this massive delta between democratic
- 16:05Speaker 4: policies and democratic politicians. And when we are also focused
- 16:09Speaker 4: on fighting some of these counter majoritarian institutions, because like,
- 16:12Speaker 4: you know, we weren't talking as much about how anti-democratic
- 16:15Speaker 4: the Senate was when we had 60 seats really didn't
- 16:18Speaker 4: come up in the conversation as much. So like we
- 16:21Speaker 4: should not write off the smallest States in the country
- 16:24Speaker 4: and just assume that those are Republican forever. There's just
- 16:26Speaker 4: no reason to, to accept that as a permanent state.
- 16:31Speaker 3: That's good.
- 16:31Speaker 1: That's good. Here's one for you. This is how we
- 16:34Speaker 1: got Trump. People love to state their pet issue and say,
- 16:38Speaker 1: this is how we got Trump. My hot take is
- 16:40Speaker 1: you're always wrong. 100% of the time, you're wrong when
- 16:43Speaker 1: you make this claim because it wasn't one thing. That's
- 16:46Speaker 1: more of a statement than a debate. Here's one to
- 16:48Speaker 1: debate with you. Public apologies work and they're the right
- 16:51Speaker 1: thing to do. I used to be a firm believer-
- 16:54Speaker 1: They're like, if you screw up in the public eye,
- 16:56Speaker 1: you own it, you apologize, you bust out that notes app,
- 16:59Speaker 1: you write out your, you take your lumps, right? I
- 17:01Speaker 1: feel 100% confident now that that is the wrong advice
- 17:05Speaker 1: and that our culture punishes people who apologize, who, you know,
- 17:09Speaker 1: it just gets covered more. There's voices who say your
- 17:12Speaker 1: apology sucked. It wasn't good enough. Those drown out all
- 17:14Speaker 1: the others. And it's just, it's a broken process.
- 17:17Speaker 4: I think that's, yeah, I think it's, I don't think
- 17:20Speaker 4: that there's a clear rule, um, I think it depends.
- 17:24Speaker 4: I think one, one more, one clear version of this
- 17:27Speaker 4: to me is, uh, not, not for moral reasons, but
- 17:30Speaker 4: for pure mercenary political calculus.
- 17:33Speaker 3: Yes.
- 17:34Speaker 4: Never resign. Never, ever resign.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Yes.
- 17:36Speaker 4: Like resigning is always a mistake. Uh, Andrew Cuomo, still governor.
- 17:41Speaker 4: Eliot Spitzer, I think he's in space maybe or with
- 17:44Speaker 4: John Edwards building houses.
- 17:46Speaker 1: I don't know where they are.
- 17:47Speaker 4: Never, ever resigned.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Mark Sanford, yeah.
- 17:49Speaker 4: Like maybe it's– well, Mark Sanford, he resigned.
- 17:53Speaker 3: He did a thing.
- 17:53Speaker 4: Then he won and then he lost. But he's a
- 17:55Speaker 4: weirdo and he's an exception and edge cases make bad laws.
- 18:00Speaker 4: But yeah, the– if someone– If someone close to me
- 18:07Speaker 4: was in a terrible political scandal and asked me what
- 18:11Speaker 4: to do, and I was focused only on what was
- 18:14Speaker 4: best for them, not for the state, not for the government,
- 18:16Speaker 4: not for anybody, but them as individuals, I would say,
- 18:19Speaker 4: you hang on for dear fucking life. You hide, you
- 18:22Speaker 4: do whatever. Maybe apologize, though. See, this is why I
- 18:24Speaker 4: think it's sometimes you can get in on apology. Although
- 18:28Speaker 4: Liz Brunig, who is a great writer and often heterodox
- 18:32Speaker 4: in a way that makes Twitter very angry, but who
- 18:34Speaker 4: I respect a lot- talks about how we have created
- 18:37Speaker 4: a kind of system, um, where there is, uh, lots
- 18:41Speaker 4: of repentance, but no acceptance. And so like, that's not ideal.
- 18:46Speaker 4: That's not ideal. Uh, but, um, end of, uh, incoherent thought.
- 18:53Speaker 1: No, I agree with all of that. Do you have a,
- 18:56Speaker 1: do you have any more narratives? Oh, I have one more.
- 18:58Speaker 4: I have one more, which is, um, the value of authenticity. Uh,
- 19:06Speaker 4: There's this idea that what we're looking for is authentic politicians.
- 19:10Speaker 4: And I think Trump ought to be the thing that
- 19:14Speaker 4: kills that dead because he is on stage an incredibly
- 19:19Speaker 4: authentic liar, a fully present performer living in the moment,
- 19:24Speaker 4: saying what is in his heart and obviously completely full
- 19:27Speaker 4: of shit because he's When you're saying you're looking, so
- 19:30Speaker 4: I think it's because authenticity is a lot of good
- 19:35Speaker 4: traits stripped of their meaning, stripped of their morality. Like
- 19:38Speaker 4: authenticity is an impression of honesty, integrity, trustworthiness, right? But
- 19:45Speaker 4: when you signal to the world that we are looking
- 19:49Speaker 4: for politics that seem authentic, you announce it to ambitious
- 19:54Speaker 4: people of all levels of virtue that like what you
- 19:58Speaker 4: need to do is put on a performance of authenticity.
- 20:01Speaker 4: And you know what? They'll do it. They'll do it.
- 20:03Speaker 4: So we don't want authenticity. We want integrity. And by
- 20:06Speaker 4: the way, I think sometimes the authenticity trap is that
- 20:10Speaker 4: authenticity is, I think, for many reasons, easier to be
- 20:15Speaker 4: performed by old white guys and often harder to be
- 20:19Speaker 4: grasped in the media by women, by people of color,
- 20:23Speaker 4: by gay people. So integrity, not authenticity. That's my position.
- 20:30Speaker 1: I like that. Okay, this is a random one. I
- 20:32Speaker 1: don't know if this is a narrative as much as
- 20:34Speaker 1: just a thing that annoys me. Why do people gender
- 20:38Speaker 1: inanimate objects? You hear this mostly from men, a lot
- 20:42Speaker 1: of times around like food, like steaks and beer, masculine,
- 20:45Speaker 1: salads and wine, feminine. No, it's fucking food. You're eating food,
- 20:50Speaker 1: sustenance to keep you alive. But I actually think it's
- 20:53Speaker 1: kind of a dumb, damaging thing. If you think about
- 20:56Speaker 1: the idea of telling a bunch of young kids, especially
- 20:59Speaker 1: young boys, that like eating healthy is not what they
- 21:02Speaker 1: should be doing for like made up gender reasons. It's
- 21:04Speaker 1: the thing that's really bothered me for a long time.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Yes. It's, um, it's happening. It's playing out right now around, um,
- 21:12Speaker 4: I'm trying to even say it without the lab grown meat,
- 21:15Speaker 4: like meat that is not made of cows, but made in,
- 21:17Speaker 4: out of other materials. And, you know, there's this like
- 21:20Speaker 4: culture war going on now in Texas where they're like,
- 21:22Speaker 4: you can't call it meat. And, you know, and, and,
- 21:25Speaker 4: and I saw there was a great ad by one
- 21:27Speaker 4: of the companies impossible beyond one of the fake meat companies.
- 21:30Speaker 4: Fake meat's not the right term. We need a better term.
- 21:33Speaker 4: You haven't cracked yet. I told you this, you haven't listened.
- 21:36Speaker 4: but their campaign is, are you afraid you'll like it?
- 21:38Speaker 4: Which I think is really good. It's really good kind
- 21:41Speaker 4: of pushing back on that. But yeah, it's like, there's
- 21:43Speaker 4: always this thing. It was like when Ted Cruz put
- 21:45Speaker 4: bacon around the end of like some kind of a
- 21:47Speaker 4: gun to cook the bacon with the gun.
- 21:50Speaker 1: To cook the bacon.
- 21:50Speaker 4: And it's, it's, yeah, there's a, yeah, the, yeah, masculine
- 21:58Speaker 4: food is pretty incoherent.
- 22:02Speaker 1: But you know, decades of bad advertising basically just rotting
- 22:06Speaker 1: our brains.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 22:08Speaker 1: It's interesting.
- 22:09Speaker 4: It's like even flowers, right? Like flowers are feminine. What, what, what,
- 22:14Speaker 4: what it's very, it's, um, it's hard, right? Cause so
- 22:16Speaker 4: much of language is analogy and like we, we speak
- 22:19Speaker 4: in analogies all the time, but they really do get
- 22:22Speaker 4: into our brains.
- 22:24Speaker 3: Um, yeah. Gender.
- 22:27Speaker 1: It's a real pickle. It's a real pickle. Last one
- 22:30Speaker 1: I prepped for you, and we can cut this if
- 22:32Speaker 1: it's too weird. Stalin was a good listener.
- 22:35Speaker 3: Now, love it.
- 22:36Speaker 1: This take was hot on the Twitter streets a couple
- 22:38Speaker 1: of days ago. A professor at Riverside City College in
- 22:41Speaker 1: California tweeted, people say I idolize, in quotes, Stalin.
- 22:45Speaker 3: Not true.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I hold a fair and balanced view. The man was
- 22:47Speaker 1: neither savior nor saint, but he was at once a
- 22:49Speaker 1: very successful revolutionary, a great contributor to Marxist theory, and
- 22:53Speaker 1: said to be a great listener and collaborator during discussions,
- 22:57Speaker 1: end quote. So you might look at Stalin and see
- 23:00Speaker 1: a paranoid totalitarian leader who threw millions of his own
- 23:03Speaker 1: people into the gulags.
- 23:05Speaker 4: I see a shoulder to cry on. There is no
- 23:10Speaker 4: view too stupid to find quarter on the internet.
- 23:15Speaker 1: None.
- 23:16Speaker 4: Not a one. And this was true. When I see
- 23:22Speaker 4: Elon Musk tweets, I think maybe rocket science is easy.
- 23:26Speaker 4: when I see Ben Carson's, uh, uh, public utterances, I
- 23:30Speaker 4: think maybe brain surgery is easier than it looks. Uh,
- 23:34Speaker 4: when I see this person, uh, tweet what he's been
- 23:37Speaker 4: tweeting about fucking Stalin, one of the worst mass murderers
- 23:41Speaker 4: in human history, I think maybe getting, uh, uh, a
- 23:47Speaker 4: job as a professor is easier than it looks. Uh, and, um,
- 23:51Speaker 4: here's the other thing I would say, uh, Just a reminder,
- 23:57Speaker 4: you can say nothing.
- 23:58Speaker 1: If you want.
- 23:59Speaker 4: Say nothing. All of us. You can just let it
- 24:02Speaker 4: go by. You can just let it go by.
- 24:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:05Speaker 1: I thought Bo Burnham put it very well in his special.
- 24:08Speaker 3: Just shut the fuck up.
- 24:12Speaker 4: One hour. In Dark Knight, there's this moment where this
- 24:18Speaker 4: cop wants to interrogate the Joker and And the cop says,
- 24:21Speaker 4: I've seen a lot of punks and I know the
- 24:23Speaker 4: difference between the ones you can hit and the ones
- 24:25Speaker 4: who will like it. Well, I'm going to hit you
- 24:27Speaker 4: and I'll just have to try to like it more.
- 24:29Speaker 4: That is what engaging with trolls is. You are engaging
- 24:32Speaker 4: with a joker who likes the pain and whom you
- 24:35Speaker 4: cannot beat. So you know what? Don't do it. The
- 24:39Speaker 4: lesson of Dark Knight, don't feed the trolls.
- 24:44Speaker 1: Don't feed the trolls.
- 24:45Speaker 3: I totally.
- 24:46Speaker 1: I see it.
- 24:47Speaker 3: I like it a lot.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Okay, that's our narrative section. We're going to take a
- 24:50Speaker 1: quick break. When we come back, we'll be joined by
- 24:52Speaker 1: Jason Concepcion and Ira Madison III to talk about patriotic songs.
- 24:57Speaker 3: Stick around.
- 24:57Speaker 1: It will be a lot of fun. Okay, we want
- 25:07Speaker 1: to welcome in some very special guests for this segment
- 25:10Speaker 1: about patriotic music. First, we have the co-host of the
- 25:14Speaker 1: fantastic podcast, Take Line. and the host of the YouTube series,
- 25:18Speaker 1: all caps, NBA, Jason Concepcion.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Jason, welcome.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 25:22Speaker 5: Land of the free, home of the brave, baby.
- 25:26Speaker 1: We are also thrilled to have with us the co-host
- 25:29Speaker 1: of Keep It, a man too spicy for Twitter, Ira
- 25:32Speaker 1: Madison III. Drop the nudes, Ira. Welcome to the pod.
- 25:36Speaker 5: Hi.
- 25:36Speaker 3: I'm glad to be here while John's on vacation. Okay.
- 25:42Speaker 1: We thought that was the deepest cut of all of this.
- 25:44Speaker 3: Here's the plan.
- 25:45Speaker 1: So we're going to do, for all the listeners, we're
- 25:47Speaker 1: going to do a little draft. So we're going to
- 25:48Speaker 1: select our five most patriotic songs. When listeners hear this episode,
- 25:52Speaker 1: you will be able to go to the various Pod
- 25:54Speaker 1: Save America social media accounts and vote on who had
- 25:57Speaker 1: the best draft or just talk shit to us. There's
- 26:00Speaker 1: no stakes here. This is just fun. So just come
- 26:02Speaker 1: for the ride. So when folks pick their song, Feel
- 26:05Speaker 1: free to make a little case for why it's the best.
- 26:07Speaker 1: We're going to define patriotism broadly, I assume. So we'll
- 26:10Speaker 1: start by me drawing some names out of a hat
- 26:13Speaker 1: to see who goes first, and then we'll do a
- 26:14Speaker 1: snake draft.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Okay.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Love it. Number one pick.
- 26:19Speaker 3: All right.
- 26:19Speaker 1: I'll kick us off.
- 26:20Speaker 3: I'll kick us off.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Let me draft the others real quick. Okay. We've got
- 26:24Speaker 1: to get our order. Number two, Jason.
- 26:30Speaker 3: Ooh.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Number three, Ira.
- 26:33Speaker 4: Ira.
- 26:34Speaker 1: I'm bringing up the rear here.
- 26:36Speaker 3: Okay. Dear diary.
- 26:40Speaker 4: All right, here we go. Am I kicking us off?
- 26:44Speaker 3: You are.
- 26:44Speaker 1: You go one and then I'll do two at the
- 26:47Speaker 1: end because it's a snake.
- 26:48Speaker 5: Well, should you explain for the audience out there who's
- 26:53Speaker 5: not perhaps versed in the snake draft what the snake
- 26:56Speaker 5: draft is?
- 26:57Speaker 3: Explain it for me.
- 26:58Speaker 1: I don't know what the snake draft is.
- 27:00Speaker 4: I've been pretending to.
- 27:04Speaker 1: He's a pro, people. Jason's a pro here. So the
- 27:05Speaker 1: way a snake draft works is whoever picks first goes,
- 27:09Speaker 1: then goes second, third, fourth. And then the person who
- 27:11Speaker 1: drafted fourth, so me, I'll pick two. And then we'll
- 27:14Speaker 1: come back around to love it and he'll do two. Right?
- 27:17Speaker 1: So that's how you don't get screwed if you're at
- 27:20Speaker 1: the end.
- 27:20Speaker 5: So think about the way a snake moves, like in
- 27:23Speaker 5: this kind of... squiggling fashion.
- 27:26Speaker 3: Squiggles.
- 27:27Speaker 5: As the snake hits the end, the fourth pick, it
- 27:30Speaker 5: then comes back and so the fourth pick picks again
- 27:33Speaker 5: and then when it gets back to the front, the
- 27:35Speaker 5: formerly first pick now picks again and it does this
- 27:37Speaker 5: whole squiggle.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Like I said, he's a pro.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Don't tread on me.
- 27:41Speaker 4: Now you can see it. Do not do it. Now
- 27:44Speaker 4: you can see it. All right, I'm going to kick
- 27:46Speaker 4: us off. This is an anthem for our time and
- 27:50Speaker 4: for this moment. It is a song written By Will.i.am,
- 27:56Speaker 4: Otto Knows Jetman, Sebastian Ingrosso, Anthony Preston, and Ruth Ann Cunningham,
- 28:01Speaker 4: along with the singer of the song, Britney Spears. It
- 28:06Speaker 4: was the lead single. It was the lead single in
- 28:10Speaker 4: the 2013 album, Britney Jean. The song is Work Bitch,
- 28:14Speaker 4: but it was edited for radio as Work Work. I
- 28:17Speaker 4: will share with you some of the lyrics that I
- 28:19Speaker 4: think capture both the American experience and the ongoing tragedy
- 28:23Speaker 4: of Britney Spears' captivity. Here we go. You want a
- 28:27Speaker 4: hot body. You want a Bugatti. You want a Maserati.
- 28:29Speaker 4: You better work, bitch. You want a Lamborghini sipping martinis
- 28:32Speaker 4: looking hot in a bikini. You better work, bitch. You
- 28:33Speaker 4: want to live fancy, live in a big mansion party
- 28:35Speaker 4: in France. You better work, bitch. You better work, bitch.
- 28:38Speaker 4: You better work, bitch. You better work, bitch. Now get
- 28:40Speaker 4: to work, bitch. How is it that we did not
- 28:43Speaker 4: understand that these songs were a cry for help?
- 28:48Speaker 3: You know, love it. I know you had to read
- 28:52Speaker 3: those lyrics.
- 28:56Speaker 4: What's your point?
- 28:56Speaker 3: I knew them off the top of my head. Oh, shit. Oh, wow.
- 29:00Speaker 4: You're gayer than me.
- 29:01Speaker 3: I am.
- 29:02Speaker 4: Look at you.
- 29:05Speaker 1: It's getting personal early, everybody. Jason, you're up with your
- 29:08Speaker 1: first pick.
- 29:10Speaker 5: Uh, well, it's not only a great July 4th song.
- 29:14Speaker 5: I see it as a great song for moving to
- 29:16Speaker 5: Los Angeles, which is a move that I made several
- 29:19Speaker 5: years back. You know, I hopped off the plane at
- 29:21Speaker 5: LAX with a dream in my cardigan, uh, lyrics by, uh,
- 29:28Speaker 5: Jesse J. I love that, that, that a British person
- 29:32Speaker 5: wrote this song, uh, vocal by Miley Cyrus. It is
- 29:35Speaker 5: of course party in the USA, an anthem for our times,
- 29:40Speaker 5: an anthem for all time, an addictive number. I love
- 29:43Speaker 5: the song. Does the geography quite make sense that she
- 29:46Speaker 5: would hop off the plane at LAX and then looking
- 29:49Speaker 5: to the right, see the Hollywood sign? That doesn't quite track,
- 29:53Speaker 5: but love the song anyway.
- 29:55Speaker 4: Party in the USA. She couldn't have taken the 10.
- 29:58Speaker 4: She couldn't have taken the 10. To the, no, it
- 30:01Speaker 4: doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't, yeah. The 101.
- 30:05Speaker 3: All right.
- 30:06Speaker 4: Maybe she went south and then.
- 30:07Speaker 5: But again, Jessie J, a British person, wrote the song,
- 30:10Speaker 5: so that's fine.
- 30:12Speaker 3: You know what? Jessie A, Jessie J is a great singer.
- 30:15Speaker 3: She can blow.
- 30:15Speaker 5: A great singer in her own right. I love her.
- 30:17Speaker 3: Yeah. That is true. All right, Ira. Okay. Number one pick.
- 30:21Speaker 3: My first choice, you know, inspired by the ongoing drama
- 30:26Speaker 3: with the filibuster is, and people in the Democratic Party.
- 30:33Speaker 3: I'm picking Where the Party At by Jacket Edge featuring Nelly.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Because also, you know, whenever there's American holidays, I'm always like,
- 30:42Speaker 3: where the party at?
- 30:45Speaker 1: God, that's a good one. That's a real good one. Okay.
- 30:49Speaker 3: So I got two now.
- 30:50Speaker 4: That's classic Ira.
- 30:51Speaker 1: That's classic Ira.
- 30:53Speaker 4: He always bounds in the room and goes, where.
- 30:54Speaker 3: The party at? Okay. I have done that.
- 30:59Speaker 1: My first pick.
- 31:00Speaker 3: I want to pick two.
- 31:01Speaker 1: My first pick, Sam Cooke, A Change Is Gonna Come.
- 31:05Speaker 3: Wow.
- 31:05Speaker 1: One of the greatest voices in the history of the world.
- 31:08Speaker 1: The song became an anthem for the civil rights movement.
- 31:12Speaker 1: We will all look past One Night in Miami and
- 31:14Speaker 1: how underwhelming that film actually was. If you're going to
- 31:17Speaker 1: have the most interesting people in history in a room together,
- 31:20Speaker 1: maybe have them do something, just a thought. But that's
- 31:22Speaker 1: my first pick. My second pick is Green Day... American Idiot.
- 31:29Speaker 1: It was a takedown of post 9-11 hysteria. Don't want
- 31:33Speaker 1: to be an American idiot. One nation controlled by the media.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Information age of hysteria. It's calling out to idiot America.
- 31:42Speaker 1: How perfect is that?
- 31:44Speaker 4: Shout out to the person who would lean over and say,
- 31:49Speaker 4: this is about Bush.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Ira, your second pick.
- 31:58Speaker 3: So my next song is by an icon, Lenny Kravitz.
- 32:04Speaker 3: It's American Woman. And the lyrics sort of is how
- 32:12Speaker 3: I feel about most American women. American woman, stay away
- 32:16Speaker 3: from me. American woman, mama, let me be. The American
- 32:21Speaker 3: woman's a white woman.
- 32:22Speaker 4: Wow.
- 32:24Speaker 3: Okay.
- 32:24Speaker 1: That's an assumption.
- 32:28Speaker 3: I think we know who he's telling to get away. Okay.
- 32:30Speaker 3: 76 report.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Whoa.
- 32:37Speaker 3: It's not. You're right.
- 32:39Speaker 5: And who could forget?
- 32:40Speaker 3: Of course.
- 32:40Speaker 4: Here's why I love this.
- 32:42Speaker 5: I just want to say that I love this pick
- 32:44Speaker 5: both for its essential essence in and of itself. And
- 32:47Speaker 5: the fact that famously Lenny Kravitz split his leather pants
- 32:52Speaker 5: and While performing this song, the clip then going viral,
- 32:57Speaker 5: an amazing moment in American history.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Indeed. Indeed. Let it all hang out, Lenny.
- 33:03Speaker 4: He did.
- 33:05Speaker 5: Gosh, for my next pick, I'm going to go slightly meta.
- 33:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:13Speaker 5: This song, I love this song. It's not just a
- 33:17Speaker 5: 4th of July song, but I think specifically it works
- 33:19Speaker 5: really well on the 4th. It is Katy Perry's Fireworks. Firework,
- 33:25Speaker 5: excuse me.
- 33:25Speaker 4: I'm so glad you caught that. Now, do I dock
- 33:30Speaker 4: it points?
- 33:32Speaker 5: Because the opening couplet is, do you ever feel like
- 33:35Speaker 5: a plastic bag drifting through the wind and, you know,
- 33:42Speaker 5: That being a reference, I think, to a scene from
- 33:48Speaker 5: a bad movie that I'm not going to name because
- 33:50Speaker 5: the movie is bad and problematic. Yes, I do docket
- 33:55Speaker 5: points for that. But I still think the chorus is addictive.
- 33:58Speaker 5: And Katy Perry is a great pop songstress. And I
- 34:02Speaker 5: would love to hear this song on the 4th of July.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Katy Perry's Firework.
- 34:06Speaker 1: All right, Lovey, you got two.
- 34:09Speaker 4: I got two. And I really appreciate that choice, Jason.
- 34:14Speaker 4: I understand why you don't like that film, but I
- 34:18Speaker 4: think that anyone who isn't moved by two teens saying
- 34:22Speaker 4: that there's so much beauty in the world, they don't
- 34:23Speaker 4: think that they can take it about a plastic bag.
- 34:26Speaker 4: floating in the wind has no, has no, has ice
- 34:29Speaker 4: in their veins, frankly. And I disagree with those who
- 34:33Speaker 4: say that there was some sort of collective fucking delusion
- 34:36Speaker 4: about that movie when it came out in what, like 90?
- 34:39Speaker 3: 99. 98, I want to say.
- 34:41Speaker 4: 98, 99. Something like that.
- 34:44Speaker 3: Yeah. It's bad.
- 34:48Speaker 5: Why did we think that was profound? Why did we,
- 34:50Speaker 5: why did people were like, oh man, the plastic bag scene, that,
- 34:53Speaker 5: holy shit.
- 34:55Speaker 4: There's something I always remember because it was from the
- 34:57Speaker 4: making of American Beauty, and it was a story in
- 35:00Speaker 4: which Steven Spielberg saw an early screening, came out of
- 35:03Speaker 4: the movie with a tear rolling down his cheek, and
- 35:05Speaker 4: turned to Sam Mendes and said, you've made a classic.
- 35:09Speaker 4: I always think about that. All right, my next two. First,
- 35:16Speaker 4: this is a song called Main Title. It is the
- 35:19Speaker 4: first movement from one of the greatest pieces of orchestral
- 35:21Speaker 4: music ever written called Star Wars. by the composer John Williams,
- 35:25Speaker 4: often connected to a lesser work of film that shares
- 35:27Speaker 4: the same name. It is about a group of rebels
- 35:29Speaker 4: that take on an empire and win and then, as
- 35:32Speaker 4: we learn in later movies, fail to tackle a lot
- 35:34Speaker 4: of the systemic internal issues once the empire is defeated.
- 35:38Speaker 4: Main title of Star Wars, one of the greatest songs
- 35:42Speaker 4: in American history. John Williams, one of the greatest composers
- 35:46Speaker 4: in American history, doesn't get the credit, doesn't get the credit.
- 35:50Speaker 4: If he puts some of those songs into a symphony...
- 35:54Speaker 4: and then Spielberg took from that symphony as found music,
- 35:58Speaker 4: he'd be considered one of the greatest composers of all time.
- 36:01Speaker 4: But he's not, because he's got the stink of cinema
- 36:03Speaker 4: on him. Shame on all of us. Shame on all
- 36:07Speaker 4: of us.
- 36:08Speaker 3: Wow.
- 36:08Speaker 4: Shame on Jason. This is a great pick. I agree
- 36:11Speaker 4: with it.
- 36:12Speaker 1: It's a good pick.
- 36:13Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, one more.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Yeah, one more.
- 36:15Speaker 3: Love it.
- 36:16Speaker 4: Oh, my next is a song called Fanfare for the
- 36:22Speaker 4: Common Man. Written to honor America. Yeah, that's right. That's right.
- 36:27Speaker 4: Written by Aaron Copland, a gay Jew from Brooklyn. You
- 36:37Speaker 4: hear that song, boom, boom.
- 36:40Speaker 1: You're on your.
- 36:44Speaker 3: Is he single?
- 36:45Speaker 4: You're on your fucking feet.
- 36:46Speaker 1: Is he single?
- 36:48Speaker 4: He's dead. But one thing I really liked... So yes,
- 36:51Speaker 4: but one thing I really liked... One thing I really
- 36:54Speaker 4: liked about Aaron Copland is he kept getting older, but
- 36:57Speaker 4: his boyfriend stayed the same age.
- 37:00Speaker 3: Okay.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey fan over there. That's not a, they were adults.
- 37:05Speaker 4: I'm not, they were just, he just, you know, they
- 37:06Speaker 4: were adults.
- 37:08Speaker 1: You creeps. Oh, that's a good pick. All right, Jason,
- 37:12Speaker 1: you're up. Woo.
- 37:14Speaker 4: Okay.
- 37:16Speaker 5: Uh, tough to pick here, but, uh, Let's go with
- 37:21Speaker 5: one of the greatest renditions of the Star Spangled Banner
- 37:27Speaker 5: ever put to wax recording. Whatever you want to say,
- 37:31Speaker 5: it is Whitney Houston's rendition, rest in power, of the
- 37:37Speaker 5: Star Spangled Banner. I know we have divisive feelings about
- 37:42Speaker 5: this particular song, but who can hate on Whitney's stirring
- 37:47Speaker 5: emotions and absolutely flawless delivery of this song. It is
- 37:54Speaker 5: Whitney Houston singing the national anthem.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Children were singing that song at weddings, graduations, at funerals.
- 38:02Speaker 4: You know what else I really like about the performance, Jason?
- 38:04Speaker 4: Because it's so big and it is so memorable. And
- 38:09Speaker 4: so when I think of it, I think of it
- 38:11Speaker 4: as this gigantic, incredible, long, sweeping performance. But actually, she
- 38:16Speaker 4: walks out there in that tracksuit, she starts, she crushes it,
- 38:21Speaker 4: and she's gone. It's tight. It's tight.
- 38:24Speaker 5: The thing I remember about it is that after it
- 38:27Speaker 5: was done, and I don't remember who the person calling
- 38:31Speaker 5: the game was, just went, whoa!
- 38:33Speaker 4: Like....
- 38:40Speaker 3: Understated.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:43Speaker 3: Ira, you are up. All right, well... I'm surprised no
- 38:47Speaker 3: one picked this already, but I'm going to have to
- 38:50Speaker 3: go with the seminal classic, American Pie, which, of course,
- 38:56Speaker 3: was released in 2000, and the soundtrack for the Madonna-Rupert
- 39:02Speaker 3: Everett film, The Next Best Thing. I'm, of course, talking
- 39:04Speaker 3: about the Madonna cover of American Pie. Oh, my God. Disgusting.
- 39:09Speaker 3: Shame on you. That's good. Shame on you. Sicko. Thank you,
- 39:11Speaker 3: William Orbit, for the remix. Sick.
- 39:16Speaker 4: That is a sick choice.
- 39:18Speaker 3: Great choice. Hashtag did it first.
- 39:20Speaker 1: I'm coming. I'm bringing the heat right back to Jason
- 39:24Speaker 1: because I'm going with the Jimi Hendrix version of the
- 39:27Speaker 1: Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock.
- 39:30Speaker 5: Can't beat it.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Because the song itself, it evolved over time like the country.
- 39:34Speaker 1: There were hundreds of different lyrics that morphed into what
- 39:36Speaker 1: we hear today. The Hendrix version, some would argue, is
- 39:40Speaker 1: the most powerful version of it in history. Jimi was
- 39:43Speaker 1: in the army. Vietnam was raging. It was like, he
- 39:47Speaker 1: was just this torn, tortured person in that era. So,
- 39:50Speaker 1: Hendrix is my guy here. And then my next one,
- 39:54Speaker 1: similar timeframe, but I'm going to go with Creedence Clearwater Revival,
- 39:58Speaker 1: Fortunate Son.
- 39:59Speaker 3: Wow. Because that is.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Like an in-your-face fucking angry protest song about class and
- 40:06Speaker 1: who fights our wars and who makes the decisions to
- 40:08Speaker 1: go to war. And it's angry and it's scathing and
- 40:11Speaker 1: it's awesome.
- 40:13Speaker 5: Didn't Trump come out to Fortunate Son in one of
- 40:15Speaker 5: those didn't listen to the lyrics moments in.
- 40:18Speaker 4: American political history? That's exactly right. And that's America too.
- 40:24Speaker 4: That's America's story. Singing songs and not paying attention to
- 40:27Speaker 4: the lyrics. That's the story of this country too.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Ira, your fourth pick.
- 40:33Speaker 3: You know, my fourth pick is from a musical. I
- 40:37Speaker 3: love this. It's very American. It is... The opening song
- 40:44Speaker 3: from Assassins, Everybody's Got the Right. Off-Broadway cast, not Broadway.
- 40:51Speaker 4: I want you to know that as I was thinking
- 40:54Speaker 4: about off-Broadway, as I was thinking about my choices, the
- 40:59Speaker 4: only place where I feared overlap would be Sondheim. That
- 41:02Speaker 4: was where I thought that that's where we might overlap.
- 41:06Speaker 4: I didn't end up choosing any.
- 41:07Speaker 3: You probably would have picked something like America from West
- 41:10Speaker 3: Side Story. Shit. No, I didn't. I didn't.
- 41:16Speaker 4: I didn't.
- 41:21Speaker 3: Am I up? Yeah. I'm sorry. Jason's up.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Jason's up.
- 41:24Speaker 3: Oh, Jason's up. Wow.
- 41:26Speaker 5: I'm going to jump down. I'm going to pick up
- 41:29Speaker 5: one of my lower seeds a little early just because
- 41:33Speaker 5: as a high school band kid– This one really speaks
- 41:37Speaker 5: to me. I love a good band arrangement. I'm going
- 41:39Speaker 5: to go with Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa.
- 41:47Speaker 5: As soon as you hear it, you want to do
- 41:49Speaker 5: that quick step and march. And again, I love to
- 41:53Speaker 5: hear those tubas. I love to hear those sousaphones. I
- 41:55Speaker 5: love to hear the clarinets, the trumpets, the flutes. Give
- 42:00Speaker 5: it to me. John Philip Sousa, the Stars and Stripes Forever.
- 42:06Speaker 4: It's a great pick.
- 42:07Speaker 3: Great pick.
- 42:08Speaker 4: You know you're dealing with a master when they name
- 42:11Speaker 4: a giant tuba after you. When you can make a
- 42:14Speaker 4: new tuba.
- 42:15Speaker 3: He did it.
- 42:15Speaker 5: He did that thing.
- 42:16Speaker 4: When you can't get what you need out of a tuba.
- 42:19Speaker 4: I need a new tuba. For what you're putting out there,
- 42:21Speaker 4: we need a super tuba.
- 42:22Speaker 5: Our current tuba technology is not up to the standards
- 42:27Speaker 5: that I am looking for. Therefore, I'm going to disrupt
- 42:30Speaker 5: the tuba space and create a whole new tuba with
- 42:34Speaker 5: a wider range.
- 42:39Speaker 3: Love it.
- 42:39Speaker 1: You got two.
- 42:40Speaker 4: I'm just loving Sousa disrupting the tuba space.
- 42:46Speaker 1: All right.
- 42:47Speaker 4: My next two. And I want to go in here
- 42:52Speaker 4: knowing that some people play to win. Some people play
- 42:56Speaker 4: for history.
- 42:57Speaker 3: All right.
- 42:57Speaker 4: With the choices that they make.
- 42:58Speaker 1: All right. My next choice.
- 43:02Speaker 3: It is.
- 43:05Speaker 3: It is.
- 43:06Speaker 4: From the ballet Rodeo, the courting at Burnt Ranch, specifically
- 43:11Speaker 4: the section called Hoedown, the 1942 ballet composed by, you
- 43:16Speaker 4: guessed it, gay American, born 1900, died 1990. That's right.
- 43:22Speaker 4: It's Lithuanian Jewish origins. Aaron Copland with Hoedown. From Rodeo.
- 43:29Speaker 3: He knows it. Yes.
- 43:30Speaker 1: Yes.
- 43:30Speaker 4: I'm well aware of it.
- 43:31Speaker 3: I love it.
- 43:31Speaker 5: Big fan.
- 43:32Speaker 4: You are talking about so many dead gay people today.
- 43:34Speaker 1: It's the same one.
- 43:34Speaker 5: It's the one dead gay guy.
- 43:35Speaker 1: Well.
- 43:36Speaker 3: I almost.
- 43:36Speaker 2: I want you to know.
- 43:37Speaker 3: I almost.
- 43:54Speaker 4: I made a choice and I almost was going to
- 43:58Speaker 4: give you a range of gay Jewish composers. And then
- 44:04Speaker 4: the problem was it was hard to not go with
- 44:08Speaker 4: George Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue.
- 44:10Speaker 3: That's a great one.
- 44:10Speaker 4: But Rhapsody in Blue has been double tapped in the
- 44:13Speaker 4: back of the head. One shot by Woody Allen in Manhattan,
- 44:16Speaker 4: the other by United Airlines. So that's an executed song
- 44:20Speaker 4: dead on the ground. And then it was like, well,
- 44:23Speaker 4: there's Samuel Barber, but it's like Adagio for Strings while
- 44:26Speaker 4: very American.
- 44:27Speaker 2: It's too sad.
- 44:27Speaker 4: It's too sad. Even though the American story.
- 44:30Speaker 5: Is songs to be played while troops freak out. I'm
- 44:33Speaker 5: just thinking 9-11 and of course, never forget, but yeah,
- 44:35Speaker 5: it's too much.
- 44:36Speaker 3: I mean, isn't the most American Gershwin song slap that bass? Sure.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Sure.
- 44:43Speaker 3: Sure. Why not? Why not?
- 44:45Speaker 4: My next choice. And that's not the, there's another too
- 44:52Speaker 4: that you're not, there's another, there's, there's darker, there's darker,
- 44:56Speaker 4: there's darker choices in the Gershwin song catalog. But the
- 44:59Speaker 4: next choice is Appalachian spring, specifically the Allegro. By the
- 45:06Speaker 4: late composer, it's Aaron Copland. It's Aaron Copland. And my
- 45:10Speaker 4: reason for choosing all of these Copland songs, again, knowing
- 45:13Speaker 4: that this was not for a win, but for history,
- 45:16Speaker 4: is I just want to remind everybody listening that gay
- 45:19Speaker 4: Jews from Brooklyn wrote the American songbook, all right? They
- 45:23Speaker 4: wrote America's songs, all right? Some of them married women
- 45:28Speaker 4: and they hated it. Some of them didn't. Some of
- 45:31Speaker 4: them married women and then had heart attacks, which seems
- 45:35Speaker 4: like probably were just kind of panic attacks from the
- 45:38Speaker 4: lives they had to lead. But they wrote great songs.
- 45:40Speaker 1: All right.
- 45:41Speaker 4: Shout out Charles Ives. I don't know if he was gay, actually.
- 45:44Speaker 4: Shout out to Charles Ives, whether you were gay or straight.
- 45:46Speaker 4: If Charles Ives was straight, I apologize. He was an accountant.
- 45:52Speaker 4: I do know he was an accountant. Or an ad man.
- 45:56Speaker 3: Everyone's gay when they're dead.
- 45:59Speaker 1: It's true.
- 46:00Speaker 4: That's not what the Mormons have anything to say about it. Ira, go.
- 46:03Speaker 1: That is true. No, Jason's up. It's a Jason, then Ira,
- 46:05Speaker 1: then me.
- 46:06Speaker 4: Oh my God.
- 46:07Speaker 3: Okay.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Snake trapped.
- 46:08Speaker 3: Woo.
- 46:10Speaker 5: Well, here is where I'm kind of thrown into disarray
- 46:13Speaker 5: a little bit here.
- 46:13Speaker 4: You know what?
- 46:14Speaker 5: I'm going to say I thought about I'm just going
- 46:17Speaker 5: to take you into my process. I thought about picking
- 46:19Speaker 5: American Boy, but I already picked a song written by
- 46:22Speaker 5: another British person about America.
- 46:24Speaker 4: So I'm not going to do that.
- 46:25Speaker 5: I also don't know what Estelle is up to right now.
- 46:28Speaker 5: So I'm not going to I'm going to go away
- 46:30Speaker 5: from that one. Is she queuing on now? OK, so
- 46:32Speaker 5: I'm glad I didn't pick.
- 46:33Speaker 1: OK.
- 46:33Speaker 4: Slander.
- 46:38Speaker 5: So I am going to go, gosh, this is tough.
- 46:41Speaker 3: You know what?
- 46:41Speaker 5: I'm going to go with Woody Guthrie's This Land is
- 46:45Speaker 5: Our Land. You learn it in school. It is a
- 46:49Speaker 5: Folkways classic, one of the great protest songs in American history.
- 46:56Speaker 5: The fact that they teach it to kids is funny
- 46:59Speaker 5: to me because then you read the lyrics and you're like, oh,
- 47:04Speaker 5: this is actually revolutionary socialist propaganda that I'm learning as
- 47:09Speaker 5: a child, which I maintain sharing this country as one people.
- 47:18Speaker 5: It's an ideal that we should try to live up to.
- 47:20Speaker 5: This land is our land, Woody Guthrie.
- 47:22Speaker 3: It's critical race theory is what it is. It is. Yeah.
- 47:27Speaker 5: Don't let the right read the lyrics.
- 47:29Speaker 1: To This Land is Ireland. Don't tell Tom Cotton. Ira,
- 47:32Speaker 1: your final pick.
- 47:33Speaker 3: I know. It's like, do you think I'm going to
- 47:35Speaker 3: go for a very serious, earnest one? Or I see
- 47:39Speaker 3: love at space. I know what he thinks I'm going
- 47:41Speaker 3: to do. But I'm going to go with a serious one.
- 47:45Speaker 3: I'm going to go with the Black National Anthem as
- 47:50Speaker 3: sung by Beyonce at Coachella.
- 47:54Speaker 5: I knew it.
- 47:55Speaker 3: Yeah, lift every voice and sing.
- 47:58Speaker 1: Great choice.
- 47:59Speaker 3: That's a great one.
- 48:00Speaker 4: There was a real opportunity there for you to say
- 48:03Speaker 4: one of the many other songs she sang.
- 48:05Speaker 3: I mean, I could have gone with Independent Woman because
- 48:09Speaker 3: I'm constantly throwing my hands up at her because I
- 48:11Speaker 3: am an independent woman. Yeah. I'm a mama who's profiting dollars.
- 48:20Speaker 1: You bet.
- 48:20Speaker 3: You bet you are.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:22Speaker 4: That's what everyone says about you.
- 48:23Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Struggling here with this last one.
- 48:28Speaker 5: Okay.
- 48:30Speaker 1: I know what I'm going to do. D'Angelo, Devil's Pie.
- 48:37Speaker 1: Fuck the slice. We want the pie. Watch us all
- 48:40Speaker 1: stand in line for a slice of the Devil's Pie.
- 48:42Speaker 1: It's about greed, materialism. What is more American than that?
- 48:46Speaker 1: Rick Rubin, I think, produced it. Pretty sure he did.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Great song. Great artist. Underrated.
- 48:53Speaker 3: Underrated.
- 48:54Speaker 1: Listen to it, kids, if you don't know this one.
- 48:55Speaker 1: Also featured in the movie Belly, which is also underrated
- 48:59Speaker 1: if you want to see lots of rappers acting. So
- 49:03Speaker 1: that's my final pick.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Not Tommy talking about Belly on this morning.
- 49:10Speaker 1: I think I've seen Belly 10 times.
- 49:12Speaker 3: I see that for you. It's a good movie.
- 49:15Speaker 1: There's that scene where they come into the club and
- 49:18Speaker 1: it's all lit up. I forget what song's playing. Anyway,
- 49:21Speaker 1: I'm not going to sing it.
- 49:23Speaker 3: Guys.
- 49:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I was really hoping.
- 49:25Speaker 5: I was on the edge of my seat hoping.
- 49:28Speaker 4: That it would happen.
- 49:28Speaker 3: No, no, no, man.
- 49:30Speaker 1: Singing is something you only hear on all caps NBA
- 49:33Speaker 1: because one of us went to Berkeley and one of
- 49:36Speaker 1: us can't sing. Well, that doesn't mean I can sing.
- 49:38Speaker 3: A Hype Williams classic, so.
- 49:41Speaker 4: Look, here's the thing. As a small child, I had
- 49:44Speaker 4: a wonderful, melodious voice, famed at Camp Starlight, where I
- 49:49Speaker 4: was Oliver, where I took on many a great role.
- 49:52Speaker 4: And then I hit puberty, and I vividly remember the
- 49:56Speaker 4: two gay guys who ran the theater department, one of
- 49:59Speaker 4: them saying, what happened to John? And then the guy
- 50:02Speaker 4: at the piano went, puberty. And then ba-dum-bum-ba-dum-bum. And that
- 50:06Speaker 4: was the end of my music career. So I won't
- 50:09Speaker 4: be doing very much singing.
- 50:10Speaker 3: You were bullied by the Gershwin brothers.
- 50:13Speaker 4: I was. Also, by the way, just doing a little
- 50:15Speaker 4: internet searching here. It turns out Charles Ive may have
- 50:19Speaker 4: also just been a huge homophobe. So I just may
- 50:21Speaker 4: have my wires crossed there. Just something to keep in mind.
- 50:23Speaker 4: But then again, maybe she protests too much. I don't know.
- 50:26Speaker 3: Fair. I don't know.
- 50:28Speaker 4: Put it in the comments on Charles Ives.
- 50:29Speaker 1: Am I up? Is somebody up?
- 50:30Speaker 3: Are we done? I think we're done.
- 50:31Speaker 1: How long are we doing? We're done. I have to
- 50:35Speaker 1: thank all of you for playing along with this. That
- 50:37Speaker 1: went better than I ever could have possibly hoped. That
- 50:39Speaker 1: is our first, maybe final, patriotic song draft. Thank you, Jason.
- 50:44Speaker 3: Thank you, Ira.
- 50:46Speaker 1: Everyone, go on social media, the cricket accounts. You can
- 50:49Speaker 1: roast us. You can vote for who had the best draft.
- 50:51Speaker 1: And when we come back, You'll hear my interview with
- 50:54Speaker 1: Roger Bennett from Men in Blazers about the story of America,
- 50:57Speaker 1: his immigration story, sports, soccer, all kinds of other fun stuff.
- 51:02Speaker 1: So stick around for that. I am thrilled to welcome
- 51:13Speaker 1: on today's guest. He's a broadcaster, podcaster, co-host of the
- 51:17Speaker 1: fantastic Men in Blazers shows, and the author of the
- 51:21Speaker 1: amazing new book, reborn in the USA, Roger Bennett. Roger,
- 51:25Speaker 1: great to have you on the show.
- 51:26Speaker 2: Tommy, it's a joy to be back.
- 51:30Speaker 1: Okay, so today's episode, we're talking a lot about narratives.
- 51:33Speaker 1: And I thought your book is a perfect way to
- 51:34Speaker 1: talk about the power of the story of America, the
- 51:37Speaker 1: power of American movies and culture and music, because this
- 51:41Speaker 1: book is a self-described Englishman's love letter to America. And
- 51:45Speaker 1: I feel like it's so nice to hear that sentiment,
- 51:47Speaker 1: because I think we rightly have talked a lot about
- 51:49Speaker 1: the enormous flaws with this country but it's important to
- 51:52Speaker 1: also remember what a privilege it is to be here.
- 51:55Speaker 1: So it's also a privilege to have you.
- 51:58Speaker 2: Oh, it's remarkable to be here just after the July
- 52:02Speaker 2: 4th weekend. You know, I wrote this book for so
- 52:04Speaker 2: many reasons. Your listeners can probably tell by my accent
- 52:08Speaker 2: that I'm not from the United States, but I have
- 52:11Speaker 2: become in my heart more American than Kenny Powers. I'm
- 52:15Speaker 2: probably like Bruce Springsteen levels. That's what I aspire to.
- 52:18Speaker 2: And I grew up in Liverpool, England. at a dark
- 52:21Speaker 2: time in the North's history, 1980s, the great city of Liverpool,
- 52:26Speaker 2: magical place that was falling apart economically, politically, culturally. There
- 52:31Speaker 2: was a heroin epidemic, unemployment soaring, Thatcher just laying waste
- 52:35Speaker 2: to the coal pits, to the steel mills. If you've
- 52:38Speaker 2: seen Billy Elliot, you kind of know what I have.
- 52:41Speaker 2: And I didn't have ballet to save me, Tommy, but
- 52:44Speaker 2: what I had instead of the arabesques, really was American
- 52:48Speaker 2: soft power, the culture, the books, the music, the movies,
- 52:52Speaker 2: the television shows, the Chicago Bears. And I feasted on
- 52:56Speaker 2: all of them. They all seem to be little breadcrumbs
- 52:59Speaker 2: of a life that could be lived in color, whereas
- 53:02Speaker 2: mine was lived in black and white.
- 53:04Speaker 1: So I want to talk about that feast. I want
- 53:05Speaker 1: to talk about John Hughes and the Chicago Bears and
- 53:07Speaker 1: the music. But let's just start with your formative experience
- 53:11Speaker 1: growing up in Liverpool, because the book is so funny.
- 53:15Speaker 1: And it's incredibly relatable detail because I want to get
- 53:18Speaker 1: to that experience. So you talk about like teachers just
- 53:21Speaker 1: caning students regularly, beating the crap out of them with rulers,
- 53:25Speaker 1: I guess. There are scenes where students put hydrochloric acid
- 53:29Speaker 1: on a teacher's desk. There's a thumbtack on a teacher.
- 53:32Speaker 1: Was your school full of sociopaths or was this normal
- 53:35Speaker 1: for Liverpool?
- 53:36Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the working titles for the book was
- 53:39Speaker 2: This Past As Normal. It was normal. I went to
- 53:44Speaker 2: a school in England where, at the time, almost every school, 1980s,
- 53:48Speaker 2: the teachers created discipline by just thrashing the students.
- 53:52Speaker 3: It was a school.
- 53:53Speaker 2: It was like the last vestiges of the British Empire.
- 53:55Speaker 4: My school.
- 53:56Speaker 2: Britain still had an empire. Children should be seen and
- 53:59Speaker 2: not heard. Study Latin, Greek and ancient history. And any
- 54:03Speaker 2: deviation was met with a quick thrashing of the buttocks.
- 54:06Speaker 2: And you'd routinely go home absolutely battered by a sadistic teacher.
- 54:12Speaker 2: And your parents had just been like, oh, son, were
- 54:14Speaker 2: you a bad kid again? Like it was everything passed
- 54:18Speaker 2: as normal. And, you know, it was the story you're
- 54:21Speaker 2: referring to. One of my classmates put a thumbtack on
- 54:25Speaker 2: a on a teacher's seat and he sat on it
- 54:27Speaker 2: and we all held our breath to start laughing when
- 54:29Speaker 2: he jumped up in pain instead. He delivered the lecture
- 54:32Speaker 2: for an entire hour. And at the end, he said, children,
- 54:37Speaker 2: I know you put a thumbtack on my seat and
- 54:40Speaker 2: I was foolish enough to sit on it. And as
- 54:42Speaker 2: a result, I must pay the price. The World War Prisoner,
- 54:46Speaker 2: World War Two prisoner camps teach us if you have
- 54:49Speaker 2: an action, you must pay the consequences. And I have
- 54:52Speaker 2: paid mine. And he walked out and left us absolutely
- 54:55Speaker 2: gobsmacked by his sadistic attempt to tell us his life truth,
- 55:00Speaker 2: which was pretty awful.
- 55:01Speaker 1: Unbelievable. I mean, I guess unless anyone feels too bad
- 55:04Speaker 1: for you about all of this, high school sounds just
- 55:07Speaker 1: like a bacchanalia. I mean, there are some stories that
- 55:11Speaker 1: maybe are too hot for TV. Roger, you might have
- 55:13Speaker 1: to buy the book to find out what happened to
- 55:15Speaker 1: the poor microwave at one high school party. But it
- 55:18Speaker 1: was so relatable because I think every kid, every high
- 55:22Speaker 1: school class has that one high school party that got
- 55:24Speaker 1: famously out of control, right? Like there was my sophomore year,
- 55:28Speaker 1: my friend walked into one party and And someone he'd
- 55:30Speaker 1: never met before came up to him and said, Adam,
- 55:33Speaker 1: do you know Millie? And she was the person who
- 55:35Speaker 1: lived there. And she asked this of Adam. And he said, yes, yes,
- 55:39Speaker 1: I do. And this stranger said, tell her there was
- 55:42Speaker 1: a small fire in the basement, but it's been contained.
- 55:46Speaker 1: And that was his entryway to this party. And I
- 55:48Speaker 1: thought of that as I read about this just debauchery
- 55:51Speaker 1: with you and your friends at the pubs every night.
- 55:53Speaker 1: I mean, you kind of had to pull yourself back
- 55:55Speaker 1: from the brink there at one point.
- 55:57Speaker 2: Well, you survive in a world of darkness with humour.
- 56:03Speaker 2: There's a reason so many English comedians come out of Liverpool.
- 56:08Speaker 2: It's hilarious. You know, you survive through making light of
- 56:13Speaker 2: a darkness that surrounds you. And also Liverpool was the
- 56:17Speaker 2: port city in which every product rolled out to the
- 56:20Speaker 2: empire in the olden days. And then everything came in
- 56:23Speaker 2: and Liverpoolians look out to sea and dream of a
- 56:27Speaker 2: world which is different to our own and particularly towards America, Tommy.
- 56:31Speaker 2: All the products, all the goods, all the services from
- 56:34Speaker 2: America rolled through the port of Liverpool. It's not a
- 56:36Speaker 2: coincidence that the Beatles came out of Liverpool. It's where
- 56:40Speaker 2: rock and roll first hit England. Paul, John, George and
- 56:47Speaker 2: the other one, they all rose up and... So we
- 56:50Speaker 2: felt so close to America. And so I told myself
- 56:55Speaker 2: I was an American trapped in an Englishman's body. My
- 56:59Speaker 2: own family story is that of three generations ago, my
- 57:02Speaker 2: great grandfather, Harris. was a butcher in the Ukraine. He
- 57:06Speaker 2: dreamt of a better life like thousands. He wanted to
- 57:09Speaker 2: go to Chicago, the hog capital of the world. And
- 57:12Speaker 2: the myth of the Liverpool Jewish community is that it's
- 57:15Speaker 2: full of the low IQ individuals that when the boat
- 57:18Speaker 2: from Eastern Europe docked to refuel in Liverpool, they looked
- 57:22Speaker 2: up at the one tall building on the Liverpool skyline,
- 57:24Speaker 2: thought they were in New York and got off and.
- 57:26Speaker 3: Said, you know, we're here.
- 57:28Speaker 2: We've made it to the promised land.
- 57:29Speaker 1: But it wasn't.
- 57:30Speaker 2: And my grandfather, Sam, who I was so close with,
- 57:34Speaker 2: when things were dark, he would pick up this little tchotchke,
- 57:37Speaker 2: Statue of Liberty, plastic souvenir toy, and he'd just look
- 57:41Speaker 2: at it and he'd.
- 57:42Speaker 4: Say, we should have lived there.
- 57:43Speaker 2: We should have lived there. So every American piece of culture,
- 57:47Speaker 2: heart to heart, the love boat, fantasy, all of it
- 57:50Speaker 2: just filled me with, they were like clues of this
- 57:53Speaker 2: land that I felt I was, America, even though I'd
- 57:56Speaker 2: never set foot there. And obviously the parties, Tommy, your party,
- 58:00Speaker 2: my party, it was Run DMC and the Beastie Boys
- 58:03Speaker 2: that were just essentially, they were the puppet masters of
- 58:06Speaker 2: all of our behavior for at least two years.
- 58:08Speaker 4: Amazing.
- 58:09Speaker 1: So Roger, the transfer portal opened and we got our
- 58:12Speaker 1: hands on you on June 1st, 2018. You became an
- 58:15Speaker 1: American citizen. Congratulations. We are thrilled to have you. But
- 58:19Speaker 1: before you spent, you know, before you became a citizen,
- 58:22Speaker 1: you spent all this time in the U.S. watching, observing America.
- 58:25Speaker 1: You are our modern Alexis de Tocqueville. Was there anything
- 58:28Speaker 1: you were able to see in that time that you
- 58:30Speaker 1: think that we missed about ourselves?
- 58:34Speaker 2: I first came to Chicago when I was 16. I
- 58:37Speaker 2: came over for a summer and I lived in the
- 58:39Speaker 2: northern suburbs with my pen pal. That's the person you
- 58:42Speaker 2: write to, young listeners, before the age of the Internet.
- 58:46Speaker 2: And it was John Hughes's neighborhoods, Glencoe, Highland Park I
- 58:49Speaker 2: lived in. And it was as promised. It was as promised.
- 58:54Speaker 2: It was the Holy Land, you know, New Trier High School,
- 58:57Speaker 2: which was bigger than most English universities.
- 58:59Speaker 1: My mom went there.
- 59:00Speaker 2: Oh, you know, New Trier Mafia. Thousands of your listeners
- 59:03Speaker 2: are no doubt. Yes, I went to it. It was
- 59:05Speaker 2: it was eye openly spectacular. And I met the Chicago
- 59:09Speaker 2: Bears Super Bowl winning team. William Refrigerator Perry whispered into
- 59:13Speaker 2: my ear, dream big dreams, kid.
- 59:16Speaker 4: You can do anything. I did.
- 59:18Speaker 2: You can, too, which I now know working in sports
- 59:21Speaker 2: is an amalgam.
- 59:22Speaker 4: Of every cliche.
- 59:23Speaker 2: Any athlete just flings off when they meet some little
- 59:26Speaker 2: kid and want to get the hell away from them.
- 59:28Speaker 2: But when he said them, I was like, oh, my God,
- 59:30Speaker 2: he's telling me to move to Chicago as soon as
- 59:33Speaker 2: I can.
- 59:34Speaker 4: And I did.
- 59:34Speaker 3: I did.
- 59:35Speaker 2: I moved here at the first opportunity after university in England.
- 59:41Speaker 2: And I got a job, my first job. I was
- 59:43Speaker 2: an illegal alien, which I think is an important part
- 59:46Speaker 2: of the story, Tommy. I came on a tourist visa
- 59:49Speaker 2: and just never left. And to begin with, I was
- 59:51Speaker 2: a waiter, a baker, a terrible baker, 4 a.m.
- 59:54Speaker 3: Shift.
- 59:56Speaker 2: I was a librarian and I'd fall asleep in the stacks.
- 59:59Speaker 2: I was just hustling. And then I got a job.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: I'd done a law degree in England. I got a
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: job during the welfare debates, during the Clinton welfare debates,
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: where single African-American males were really stigmatized in that policy debate.
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: And I worked with public advocacy groups to train mostly
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: homeless men how to talk to the media about the
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: challenges between welfare and work. It was amazing. So I
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: arrived and then spent most of my life in the
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: Robert Taylor homes in the near south side of Chicago.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: And so what I realized immediately, young Rog, and this
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: will not shock you, Tommy, you spend your whole life
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: grappling with this, I was absolutely aflame, and I still am.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: That's why I wrote the book.
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: I still am.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: The biggest motivator, the driver of my life, the driving
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: force in my life that I've acted upon as a
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: kid that grew up with a Statue of Liberty painted
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: on his bedroom wall and the Manhattan skyline and dreamed
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: of moving there and made that dream come true by
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: luck and by luck, by being blessed. But I realized
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: that's the American idea. And I instantly, in the Robert
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: Taylor Holmes book, you immediately are exposed to the American reality.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: And the gap between those two was startling, is startling. Obviously,
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: I wrote the book in the past 17 months of lockdown,
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: when all of that really fermented and became unbearable and
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: impossible to ignore, which is why ultimately, you know, the
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: epitaph for a book that's about a love of America,
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: a lifelong love of America, the driving love of America,
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: why the epitaph of the book, which is probably the
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: most important words in the book, they're not mine. The
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: epitaph is such a funny, sorry, it's why the epigraph
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: of the book um the epigraph is such a funny
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: part of any book where you're actually using somebody else's
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: words to to set your own up or in my
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: case overshadow them it's the words of of langston uh
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: hughes let america be america again the land that never
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: has been yet and yet must be.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: I love the book in your political awakening it starts
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: when your father makes you Be one of like the
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: only people in all of Liverpool to support Margaret Thatcher
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: and go around and canvas and knock doors. And then
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: you get obviously immediately makes you just a red hot
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: flaming liberal like like me, you know, just like the
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: absolute opposite of whatever he intended.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, my father is a judge in Liverpool.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: And Liverpool, when I was growing up, the city was,
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: it felt like you could walk onto a street corner
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: and stare at buildings and genuinely see them deteriorate before
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: your eyes. I remember watching Mad Max, The Thunderdome. I'm
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: thinking that the wasteland, yeah, the wasteland didn't look that
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: bad to me. I was like, that'd be an upgrade
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: on where I'm living. And it was a deeply political time.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: Thatcher was making the South rise up as a financial center,
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: a financial center in Europe and the North. She just
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: laid wasting and Liverpool was her punching bag. She stigmatized
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: the entire city. And we grew up at a time
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: when Liverpool City Council had serious debates about whether they
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: should cede from the rest of England and become a republic,
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: a socialist republic, the Republic of Liverpool. And in that milieu...
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: My dad was like one of the last conservatives. He
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: adored Mrs. Thatcher, loved the Queen. You know, I was
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: waiting for school like everybody. There were pitch battles at
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: the time, all up and down England between the miners
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: trying to fight to save their union and Thatcher and
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: the police force just running battles every night on the news.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: Just thousands of men just bloodied. in pitch hand-to-hand battles
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: up and down the North and the Midlands. And so
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: I wore for school under my collar, which was a
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: canable offence if you were found, a Cole Not Dole sticker.
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: Like I was all in. But my dad, my dad
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: was the last, probably maybe there were a dozen Thatcher supporters.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: It was the most fruitless thing. It was like Daniel
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: going into the lion's den, but with the opposite set
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: of values. And he said, you know, we need to
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: leaflet these areas with conservative, what you call in England,
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: bump propaganda crap.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: And, you know, I was 9, 10.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: I do whatever my dad said. Like if he said
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: you can't answer the phone when it rings during dinner time,
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: that's the rule.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: You do it.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: And we went and we had just dogs set on us.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: We had bags of piss chucked at us. As well
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: we bloody should have done. And there's no better way,
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: I believe, than to turn your kids into flaming progressives
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: than to force them to do.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: What we did.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: So in a way, I'm thankful. And every election, my
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: dad would say before the results came in, when I
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: went to bed, he'd say, if the Conservatives lose tonight,
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: we're going to move to Canada. And Tommy, I had
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: seen I had seen the grassy street. It didn't look
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: half bad in Toronto. And I would go to bed
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: and I would like kneel like I'd seen, you know,
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: the how you pray in school.
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: I'd seen that.
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: That's what you do. I'd kneel, put my hands together
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: and I'd say, please, God, let Thatcher lose tonight. And
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: she never did.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: So this political turmoil is this formative experience for you.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: And then you become a citizen in the middle of
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: the Trump era, right? When racism and anti-immigrant sentiment is
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: just spewing forth from the White House. Did you ever
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: worry that you joined Team America right before we were
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: about to get relegated to a lesser tier of democracy?
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: Because it felt bad for a minute.
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: Mate, mate, mate.
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: I mean, there's a joke on my show amongst our
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: fans that when a elite athlete comes on or a
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: movie star, they are guaranteed to have just a bomb
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: of a movie within weeks.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: Or, you know, Aaron Rodgers.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Came on and then lost the Tampa Bay in the
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: playoffs immediately. And when that happens, the fans always tweet
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: hashtag curse of Rodger. And I have to be candid
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: that I became an American in 2018. It was the,
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: and will be, the single greatest achievement of my life
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: to be a kid that had dreamed and yearned, completing
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: my family three-generation story, finally becoming what they always dreamt
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: of when they left Ukraine, chased onto the boat, no
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: doubt by Cossacks. Three generations later, I was completing that journey.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: And to stand in that room, Tommy, to stand in
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: that room in the southern tip of Manhattan in a
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: courtroom with 162 individuals from 42 nations around the world,
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: and you look left and right, and these individuals, all
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: I'd done was survive a couple of thrashings from teachers
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: and then late night beatings in chip shops after the
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: pubs had closed. There's individuals who had escaped civil war, famine,
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: they were trekked across, you know, arduous terrain. And all
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: of us had been united by that idea of America
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: in my life when I needed it. Run DMC, Chicago Bears,
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: Tracy Chapman, whatever. And I know it sounds, I know it's,
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: but to me, it's like saying Animal Farm is a
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: book just about horses and pigs. It's much deeper than that.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: And so are all of those things to me. And
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: America gave me, and everybody in that room, you could
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: see the tears, the joy, the dreaming, you could see.
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: that America had given, the idea of America had given
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: each of us courage, strength, joy, hope, a sense of
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: possibility that there could be another world to the one
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: that we lived in. And so that was an incredible,
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: that was an incredible moment. And, you know, at the time,
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: the last president's headshot was hanging over the judge. And
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: the judge who swore us in did allude in his speech, said,
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: not everybody, not everybody feels about new immigrants as I do,
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: as we do in this room. And I came out
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: of the courtroom and tweeted a photograph of myself. This
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: is why I wanted to write this book about a love,
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: a nuanced love of America. I came out and tweeted
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: a photo of myself with a naturalization certificate. And It
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: was the most joyous day of my life. And immediately
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: there was a, you know, I must say, the majority
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: of people joyous, just welcoming, just elated. There's a true
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: joy in new Americans arriving. But there was a strain
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: in social media who said, you know, good, Roger, you've
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: done it the legal way and started to kind of
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: make a political point out of the whole thing. And
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: it devastated the days for me because I realized just...
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: because I'm white and funny and on television, they just
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: project that Roger's one of the good ones. But the
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: honest truth is I am a legal alien who came
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: to this country with, you know, with big dreams, no plan,
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: no money, bit of hustle. And it was really devastating
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: that in that moment that that fight broke out on
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: social media. And so I wanted to tell this story
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: because I think the... The story is important. And then
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: even more so, Tommy, because I decided to write the
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: book and then obviously did nothing about it. But then
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: lockdown began. I live in New York City. New York
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: City was the ground zero of the pandemic. Sports shut down.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: You know, that sports is how I make sense of
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: the life. It's the drama. It's the human theater that
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: animates gives structure to my life. And so nature abhors
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: a vacuum. And I, um, started to write the book.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: And then as I wrote the book, the pandemic response, um,
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: just segued into the black lives matter. Some of the agony,
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: the pain, just, uh, just the, the, just the immense
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: trauma of that period of time. And then into the
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: toxicity of the election cycle. And I did think, my God,
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: is this the ultimate curse of Rog that I have
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: stumbled into? And then the second thought, Tommy, is who
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: the hell, if this thing goes bottom up, this election,
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: who the hell is going to want... want to read
- 1:10:31Speaker 2: a book about a love of america like am i
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: gonna have to just plug it on newsmax and oann
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: and like the the publisher's gonna be like good news
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: we got someone to blurb your book bad news it's
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: sebastian gorka he's the only one who wants to to
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: attach himself to a love of america so it was
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: a it was a deeply traumatic time and and through
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: through the book i tried to embrace that trauma.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: And i think the book is a beautiful antidote to
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: some of that trauma and And in particular, the scene
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: where you become a citizen and all the people around
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: you and applauding for each other and the diversity in
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: the room. And it's just a beautiful story. It's a
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: uniquely American story. And I loved it.
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: So I feel like I'm actually torturing you by not
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: asking you about sports for this long. So the episode
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: comes out July 5th, right? What's left in the Euro
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: 2021 tournament? I've been watching a lot of listeners maybe haven't.
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: What should they tune in for? And then, you know,
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: do you have any pitches for Olympic soccer? Later this summer,
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: I know our American women are as badass as badass gets.
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: If only our men were half as good as our women,
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: we would be dominating on both sides of the field.
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: So the Euros is the World Cup, but just for
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: European teams. And it was postponed last year because of
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: the pandemic. So it's been unbelievable just to have this
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: at all, to have 11 cities across Europe host this
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: just delicious tournament where... The nations are taking the field
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: with their histories, taking the field alongside of them. It's
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: just so much narrative in this tournament. And there's been
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: so much, so many storylines where because the joy of
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: football is that it's really just a mirror that reflects history.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: societies the politics the culture that surround it so there's
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: been and let's just say there's a lot of history
- 1:12:18Speaker 2: when whenever a european team takes a field so we've
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: been we've been very blessed a that it's happened at
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: all be that there's fans there see that i mean
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: there's been incredibly joyous storylines there's been some terribly dark
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: storylines with hungary and victor orban using his team as
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: a essentially attempting to use his team as a symbol
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: of of statecraft and black shirted thuggery. But when this
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: podcast airs, we will be down to the final four.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: One of those four could be England, which is, you know,
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: for England is just a remarkable, they're like the New
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: York Knicks of, of world football. They never miss an
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: opportunity to miss an opportunity. So we'll be down to
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: the final four. And then next weekend, we have the
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: final and the joy that surrounded this tournament being played
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: by men who have exhausted psychologically physically exhausted by the
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: pandemic schedule of football over the last year they played
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: with a giddiness with a adrenaline um just so many
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: they pulled on the shirt sang the national anthem and
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: they've almost reverted because they're all exhausted they're all knackered
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: and they've just played like kids on a schoolyard there's
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: been a giddy joy a hilarity it's been like the
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: scorelines have been like aba basketball in the 1970s It's
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: been a whole continent has made memories that they will
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: savor for generations.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: It was so fun hearing you talk about the England-Germany
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: game on Men in Blazers, your podcast. There are some
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: people in the UK who see the UK play Germany
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: and think about, they still have that anger there from
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: World War I or World War II or real past battles.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: To your point, that history really does come out on
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: the field. for some folks. It never really occurred to
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: me that that was true.
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: In the worst possible way, this tournament is going on
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: and there's an English-born bloke. I ride with Team America now.
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: I want to make that clear. When America and England
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: play each other, I am only cheering for one side
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: and it's whatever side Piers Morgan isn't on. So I
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: am absolutely on Team America, but I can measure my
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: life by one traumatic, self-sabotaging, defeat against Germany after another
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: so I'm always braced for the darkness and for the
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: England team the stakes feel so high Tommy because we
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: enter this tournament as a divided nation post Brexit divided
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: in so many searing ways that manifest itself in a
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: toxic fashion around the football especially in the run-up to
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: the tournament when in the practice games the warm-up games
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: English fans returned to watch their beloved national team for
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: the first time in 16, 17 months and decided to
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: boo their own players when they took the knee. You know,
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: the players are trying to protest racism in the game
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: and in society. And in the run-up, that was a
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: dominant storyline. The English manager had to, and he's truly
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: emotionally intelligent, Gareth Southgate. He's a deeply empathetic human being.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: He had to spend almost all of his press conferences
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: talking about racism in the nation. He sounded more sane
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: in doing so, I have to say, than our Prime Minister, who,
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: by refusing to criticise the booing fans for an entire week,
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: just further defied the nation. And that's the joy of
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: this tournament, is that this young England team are models.
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: If they can pull it off, and by pull it off,
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: it's a national question rather than just a footballing one,
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: of a new England, Raheem Sterling, a Jamaican Englishman who
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: has addressed the issue of racism in society in the
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: most exquisite ways. He scored three of the four goals
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: the team have scored. He's an incredible human being.
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: Amazing.
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: Young star Marcus Rashford, who spent his summer taking on
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: the British government on the issue of child hunger, feeding
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: kids below the poverty line, modelled a new form of
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: sporting leadership. And we always mock football players. You know,
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: they make piles of cash. They just want to drink
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: champagne with supermodels and then crash Lamborghinis into the lampposts.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: But this team contained the seeds of an exquisite England,
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: a new England, and using their platform for the force
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: of good. And that's really the battle. They occasionally, to me, Tommy,
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: seem to be some of the last sane human beings
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: left in the country.
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. Okay.
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: So Raj, my last question is really more of a favor.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: I think you're about to change my life. So I
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: love watching the Euros. I love watching the World Cup
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: when it's on, the Olympics, but I don't have a
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: professional club. And I keep saying, I want to watch
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: more football, watch more soccer, but I don't have a club.
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: So will you be my soccer sommelier and help me
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: pick a team based off of some tasting notes and
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: some personality traits that I'll share with you?
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: Yeah, Tommy, that's why I live.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: I live to serve. And ultimately, football is just human
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: theater and you are about to pick your role.
- 1:17:26Speaker 4: Let's do it.
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: So my entire sports identity is derived from being from Boston. Now, Rogers,
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: we both know like the last A couple of decades
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: has meant near constant domination, cheating. There's a lot of
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: bad shit there. But my formative years as a kid
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: were when Boston could never win a championship, right? In football,
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: this was the Parcells, Drew Bledsoe era. We were also
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: living with the scar tissue from the 86 Red Sox
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: in 1918.
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: Tony Eason, make the case that he's the greatest Patriots
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: quarterback of all time because I can.
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: Tony Eason.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: Okay, so that's my sports. That's the regional part. I'm
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: a Democrat. So obviously a glutton for punishment.
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: Didn't know that about you, Tommy.
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: I live in Los Angeles now, so I'm soft. I
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: don't like the cold. I'm pampered. I'm whiny. I struggle
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: with time zones. So those are things we got to
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: factor in there. Some favorite players growing up. I had
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Ray Bork. We had Paul Pierce, Manny Ramirez, Nomar. So
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: I don't know. Did I give you enough? What do
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: we think?
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: What I need to know, Tommy, ultimately- What do you
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: like in life? Do you like winning? Did you like
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: the Red Sox better when they gave you endless dreams
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: and then self-sabotaged and they taught you that life ultimately
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: is about endless hope and when you do have a
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: modicum of joy, you just dance as if you're at
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: your own kid's wedding because you know life is dark
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: and really, it's about savoring great times when you have
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: them or do you prefer the world domination days when
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: you could say look down on us all from the
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: mountain and just say yeah we cheated but let's overlook
- 1:19:01Speaker 2: that part winning ultimately is all that matters where are
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: you on that spectrum because that's ultimately.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: The issue I'm not going to lie. I kind of
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: miss the pre-2004 Red Sox vibe when we were the
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: lovable losers. I remember watching Aaron Boone just smash a
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: ball into the stands and walking by another bar as
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: I went to my car and hearing New York, New
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: York being played on the piano. I like the pain. Yeah.
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: Tell me.
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: Tommy, I, by the way, I relate to that. I
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: used to, I love traveling America. It's one of the
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: joys of my job is to, and I've missed it
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: so much over the past 17 months. I love Charlottesville.
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: I love Nashville. I love all the bills. And I
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: used to love when I first came here, going to
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: Boston in the late nineties, going to Fenway park and
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: just sitting there. And it reminded me of home. It
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: reminded me of Liverpool. Just, just the sadness of the fans,
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: the shattered, shattered bereft hope. And, But just the eternal opt-out,
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: willing to go again, willing to be constantly Charlie Brown,
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: kicking any ball that Lucy was holding. I'm going to
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: tell you, Tommy, welcome.
- 1:20:14Speaker 4: Welcome.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: This is life-changing for you. Welcome to Everton Football Club.
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: It's a family. It's a club that does everything off
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: the field. so joyously. They invest in community. They've got
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: social programming. They care about their fan base. It's such
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: an authentic, exquisite club. We eternally are desperate to return
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: to former glory of the 1980s. Let's just say we
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: are lost in the woods without breadcrumbs to help find
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: our way out. And the occasional moments, the occasional moments
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: of glory They feel all the sweeter.
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: And I do.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: I've made this one of my life achievements. Ultimately, my
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: greatest achievement is becoming American. And I do hope that
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: in six generations time, my NBC headshot just is above my.
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: descendants dinner table and someone will say who the hell
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: is that bald person and they'll say oh we don't
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: we don't remember his name anymore but he's the one
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: that brought us to america that is a that is
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: the greatest achievement of my life but the other achievement
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: is to me i have four kids and i've made
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: them all everton fans like uh it's hard work it's
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: because americans like winning and everton don't do that a
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: lot but my wife is like why the hell would
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: you do this why the hell and why now she's
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: going to say why did you make tommy why do
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: you make that sweet bloody tommy an Everton fan. And
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: I do believe it's an approach to life. Life is hard.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: Life is dark. There's a lot of disappointments, a lot
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: of challenges. But when those moments of wonder come, Tommy,
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: when those moments just dance, just savor them, just make,
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: that's a whole point of sports, make collective memories together.
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: And now you and me, Tommy, we are going to
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: make them together.
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: Well, now you got five kids.
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: Thank you, Raj.
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: The book is Reborn in the USA. I literally picked
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: it up, as I told you via DM. The only
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: reason I put it down was because I actually went
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: to a baseball game. It's such a fun read. It
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: will make you feel better about the country. You'll laugh
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: your ass off at lots of fun stories. I can't
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: recommend it enough. So, Roger Bennett, wonderful to have you
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: on the show. Have a great Fourth of July.
- 1:22:25Speaker 3: Have a great everything.
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: Same to you, beautiful man. Tommy, and to all of
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: you at Pod Save America, and you're off.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: We're doing the outro.
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: This is it.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: All of us are still here.
- 1:22:42Speaker 3: Love it.
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: Ira, Jason.
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: Hello.
- 1:22:45Speaker 4: Can I tell you what my, uh, my runners up
- 1:22:46Speaker 4: were that I didn't get to say?
- 1:22:47Speaker 3: Yes, please.
- 1:22:48Speaker 4: Uh, they were, uh, uh, fight the power because Chuck
- 1:22:53Speaker 4: D came on love it or leave it.
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: Good one.
- 1:22:55Speaker 4: Uh, They were The Times They Are Changing by Bob Dylan,
- 1:22:58Speaker 4: specifically because it is a song in which the water's
- 1:23:01Speaker 4: rising is a metaphor, and now the waters are actually rising,
- 1:23:05Speaker 4: and still nothing changes.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: That's it.
- 1:23:13Speaker 4: Those are my alternates. Those were the two I didn't
- 1:23:14Speaker 4: get to. I went for my Copland theme.
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: Man, my alts were Rump Shaker by Rex and FX.
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: Great one. and Philadelphia Freedom by Elton John.
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: I like that. I like that.
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: Any Alzheimer's?
- 1:23:30Speaker 3: I had Eminem's White America. And I also, you know,
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: I also had Did It Autumn by Nicki Minaj because
- 1:23:41Speaker 3: I'm a bar before I'm an American.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: I like that. I had Dixie Chicks, Not Ready to
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: Make Nice, good protest song. Lorde, Royals, because Royals is
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: not in our blood, but we're happy to be your ruler.
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: Thought that was a very American sentiment. Jason Isbell, the TVA.
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: It's about infrastructure projects. They're very hot right now. Simon
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: and Garfunkel, America. A moon rose over an open field.
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: You know, who hasn't put that song?
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: I can't believe no one picked the Pod Save America
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: theme song.
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: Like the Nintendo music. Oh, Childish Gambino, This America.
- 1:24:13Speaker 5: Simon and Garfunkel, America, one of our great pop songs
- 1:24:16Speaker 5: that doesn't rhyme. It doesn't happen often, but that one
- 1:24:19Speaker 5: does it.
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: I will always... I will always love the Katy Perry
- 1:24:24Speaker 4: song Roar, but for the fact that in the song
- 1:24:26Speaker 4: she rhymes the word fire with the word fire. That
- 1:24:30Speaker 4: will always bother me. You can't rhyme the same words.
- 1:24:33Speaker 4: It hurts our brains. I don't know why, but it does.
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: See, that's why you're not a Barb lover, okay? I
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: love Nicki Minaj rhyming China 12 times in one verse.
- 1:24:44Speaker 4: Okay, we're different people. That's just something, that's okay, right?
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: That's American too, isn't it?
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: I thought. Yeah, it is. It is.
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: Well, we learned something about America and ourselves in the outro.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: So thank you all again. Talk to you next week.
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