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Set 2: Captain Muensterlyn & Roger Cheddarer · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: T Bob is with us here. We'll get to singing
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  Speaker 1: in just a second. We'll get to Mikey's on air
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  Speaker 1: mistake in just a second. Taylor has an idea I
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  Speaker 1: think that might save baseball. And we have just a
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  Speaker 1: terrible speech from Eric Judge plus weekend observations with Tea Bob,
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  Speaker 1: so we have.
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  Speaker 2: A lot to go. Fuck yes, dude.
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  Speaker 1: But we were discussing by the way, I miss you
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  Speaker 1: and I miss those studios.
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  Speaker 3: I do I miss Taylor? You missed those studios or what?
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  Speaker 4: Of course I know Taylor and Taylor definitely was loving
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  Speaker 4: the uh. I mean, it's Big Cat's fantasy factory, like
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  Speaker 4: y'all saw it firsthand, like the same way that Rob
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  Speaker 4: Deerdeck got so successful, and there was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 4: can just make my reality, like like I could just
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  Speaker 4: shape my reality whoever I want. His entire building is
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  Speaker 4: Big Cat's fantasy Factory. It's fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I remember asking PFT what it was like to work there,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, blank canvas every day, just fill it in.
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  Speaker 3: Just walk into the place and fill in the canvas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeaheahu.
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  Speaker 4: Sue did give me some very good professional advice that
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  Speaker 4: I've been trying to trying to follow and and and
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  Speaker 4: trying to uh, because we were talking it's like the
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  Speaker 4: podcasts are fun, like this is my this is where
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  Speaker 4: I feel most comfortable. Radio is fun in terms of
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  Speaker 4: like it's kind of intimate with the audience, more conversational,
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  Speaker 4: you're you know, you're, you're, you're forming these connections. It's
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  Speaker 4: it's it's easier to be I think, like funny and entertaining.
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  Speaker 4: And then TV is so like tight and and produced
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  Speaker 4: and like rigid.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's rigid.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's got a rigidity to it that I'm still
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  Speaker 4: really trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 2: But Stu gave me some great advice. He was just
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  Speaker 2: talking about how.
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  Speaker 4: Look, man, uh, every minute is precious out there, and
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  Speaker 4: you have all this real estate with which to play,
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  Speaker 4: so take advantage of it. And we're trying to do
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  Speaker 4: I want you to know I took that advice to heart, trying.
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  Speaker 4: We got ideas, We've done some things, and I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to instill this idea and the crew of like, look,
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  Speaker 4: it may feel cringy, it may fucking suck, but we
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  Speaker 4: can't let the fear of that stop us from at
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  Speaker 4: least trying to and and and do some things that
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  Speaker 4: we want to try.
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  Speaker 1: To do, right, because you have this national hour or
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  Speaker 1: two hours on TV that people would die for, they
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  Speaker 1: would you know, our industry, right. I was just telling you, like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: to have the five of us sit around, that's not
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  Speaker 1: the best use of the time. Like every minute matters,
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  Speaker 1: make better use of it, that's all. That's all I
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  Speaker 1: was saying. I know the show was wonderful and I
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  Speaker 1: enjoyed it because I don't want to do much. I
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  Speaker 1: want to stroll and sit down just and make a
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  Speaker 1: couple of jokes and get the fuck out of there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know, but but and the like.
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  Speaker 4: To your point, I came to you basically exposing my
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  Speaker 4: insecurities and asking for advice until you gave very good advice.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, like we're.
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  Speaker 4: Starting some some whatever you did, like some moobs of
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  Speaker 4: the courtship that we're gonna try to fall over the summer.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: We have a fucking telestrator in here that we use
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  Speaker 4: for film breakdowns. But like there's a ton of fun
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  Speaker 4: stuff we can do with that. So we're trying. Don't worry,
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  Speaker 4: stew We're trying. Also, my uh my second producer Jeremy.
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  Speaker 4: He's awesome and he is a massive, massive Stu Gots fan,
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  Speaker 4: so he's also uh he he's.
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  Speaker 2: He's he's right in line with me on the on
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  Speaker 2: the hopeful vision for Wake Up Barstool. Tell him I'm
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  Speaker 2: a massive Jeremy fan.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna make his day. He's gonna make his day.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you that.
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  Speaker 1: Uh so you were saying right before we started here.
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  Speaker 1: Uh And I agree with you on this. You're not
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  Speaker 1: a big singer. You don't like singing in public. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which is shocking to me because you're not shy t bob.
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  Speaker 3: But you didn't make the revelation that. I agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: Once you have children, if you're not a singer, you
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  Speaker 1: have to start singing, and you will start singing.
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  Speaker 2: And I did start singing. I'm not a singer.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot envision you singing. That is very funny to me.
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  Speaker 4: I I would I would love to hear you sing.
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  Speaker 4: What would you sing?
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  Speaker 2: Fruit salad? Yummy, yummy.
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  Speaker 4: I fucking love the Wiggles, dude, Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 4: love the Wiggles. I miss the Wiggles now. That's one
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  Speaker 4: of my one of my favorite concerts I ever went
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  Speaker 4: to when my oldest was two years old, maybe three
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  Speaker 4: years old, the Wiggles came to New Orleans and we
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  Speaker 4: bought front row seat. My wife made custom Wiggles uniforms,
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  Speaker 4: so I was I was the non existent green Wiggle
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  Speaker 4: and I was pretty stoned. And I'll never forget I'd
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  Speaker 4: watched so much Wiggles at that point, I'm sitting there
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  Speaker 4: on the front row.
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  Speaker 2: And I was starstruck.
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  Speaker 4: And I think I freaked him out because we were
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  Speaker 4: the only ones above front row seats, like everybody's behind
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  Speaker 4: whatever it is.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm sitting there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like a toy, like and I looked crazy. At
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  Speaker 4: this time. I was like way fatter. I had this
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  Speaker 4: giant beard and this long hair. I hadn't cut anything
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  Speaker 4: in like six months. I looked really fucking wild. And
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  Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there yelling at Anthony. I was so pumped.
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  Speaker 4: Simon Lockey, Emma, my fucking dogs, Dude, fruit sounds a banger.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, So you.
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  Speaker 4: Guys went, You went in costume to see the Wiggle
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  Speaker 4: Yes in costume in concert front row stone and then
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  Speaker 4: I had a bunch of kids wanted to take pictures
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  Speaker 4: with me afterwards because I looked like a Wiggle like
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  Speaker 4: I was the Green Wiggles from sitting there doing pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Then I have some other people are like t Bump,
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  Speaker 2: I love your radio show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, now tell her you have to understand this.
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  Speaker 1: I know you have something here, but you need to
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  Speaker 1: understand that when you watch the Wiggles with your kids, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you memorize all the songs, you get into it. But
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  Speaker 1: this is like the fucking Beatles to the kids.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I mean but so that's what's crazy about
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  Speaker 4: me though, is like it I had watched so much
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  Speaker 4: Wiggles and it felt like the Beatles to me, Like
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  Speaker 4: it was one of the most stress struck I've ever been,
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  Speaker 4: being that close to the band. Uh, I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 4: I'm more of My favorite was always do.
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  Speaker 2: The pro pella, Do the pro pella, do the pro pella,
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  Speaker 2: around and around. God, it's fucking good, dude. But now
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  Speaker 2: my kids won't watch it. I tried to get him watch.
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  Speaker 3: It the other day.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, Dad, this is little kids shit, right, they've
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  Speaker 2: outgrown it. Look out of here. You're still watching I
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  Speaker 2: still watch high school musical. Yeah, Stu.
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  Speaker 5: I have Anthony walking off the stage and being like
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  Speaker 5: to the cure hey, keep an eye on that guy
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  Speaker 5: in the front.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean massive creep vibes like that. I looked, I looked creepy.
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  Speaker 4: If we're just calling the spade of spade.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you a funny story.
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  Speaker 1: At the height of the Wiggles and the height of
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  Speaker 1: me being a dad, I tried to book Anthony on
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  Speaker 1: our show with me and Lepititar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what wait? Wait he didn't do it? Why not? No, dude,
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  Speaker 2: because Anthony, I mean that that's the og.
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  Speaker 4: Like there's been multiple iterations of the Wiggles, Like I said,
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  Speaker 4: mine was Anthony, Lockey, Simon and Emma. But I want
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  Speaker 4: to say that Anthony's been there the entire time.
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  Speaker 2: I think he still is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Day one, Emma and Locke were married. They ended up
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  Speaker 4: getting divorced, they kept working together. I think that Emma
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  Speaker 4: ended up leaving. I'm not sure. But Simon's awesome, the
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  Speaker 4: big red bass love Simon, that beautiful bass voice, great
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  Speaker 4: jovial personality. I could talk Wiggles all day LONGO.
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  Speaker 3: So could I? Yeah? No, so could I.
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  Speaker 1: What was your strategy when you went to like so
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  Speaker 1: I went, like, you know, Disney on ice and I.
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  Speaker 2: Did all this shit shit you gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: But I was also stoned, and so what was your strategy, Like,
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  Speaker 1: you weren't blowing that shit right in front of the kids.
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  Speaker 3: You would let mom take him.
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  Speaker 4: In firm No, no, no, this was a very I
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  Speaker 4: I prefer a light edible in situations like this because
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  Speaker 4: it's very controllable.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like you you you you.
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  Speaker 4: Rip something too hard all of a sudden you're like,
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  Speaker 4: oh fuck, I did not mean to be this stone.
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  Speaker 4: Like like like if you eat edible, yeah, if you
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  Speaker 4: eat edibles and you get two stoned, well you're just
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  Speaker 4: a fucking idiot because like, unless you read the packaging wrong,
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  Speaker 4: you just ate too many. So like just keep it chill,
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  Speaker 4: like five milligrams whatever. You get a nice little, easy,
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  Speaker 4: kind of relaxing feeling. So yeah, that that's that would
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  Speaker 4: be how how I would play it. But but I
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  Speaker 4: love all that, dude. I'm trying to go to Medieval
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  Speaker 4: Times this week and I still haven't been, and I
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  Speaker 4: lived next door to one.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I had my eighteenth birthday at Medieval Times. I love
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  Speaker 4: that place. It's probably the upset of the century that
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  Speaker 4: I've lived here for six seven months and I haven't
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  Speaker 4: brought my family yet, but I told him, if they
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  Speaker 4: do their chores this week, say listen to dad, fucking
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  Speaker 4: put your shoes in the closet. We have a laundry shoot,
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  Speaker 4: which is very cool. I would have killed for one when.
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  Speaker 2: I was a kid.
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  Speaker 4: Just put the fucking clothes down the laundry shoot and
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  Speaker 4: we'll go to medieval time setter and eat roast chicken
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  Speaker 4: and cheer on the nights.
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  Speaker 6: It's two guts.
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  Speaker 7: I have him putting the shoes away and doing all
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  Speaker 7: the laundry because he wants to go and he can
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  Speaker 7: make that it's all done, and he doesn't want to
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  Speaker 7: look like he you know, he didn't do He went
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  Speaker 7: back on his word to his wife.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's funny you mentioned Laundrymikey, because that's one of
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  Speaker 4: the other depressed. They're not depressing. But the interesting parts
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  Speaker 4: of like getting older is like, I'm thirty seven now
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  Speaker 4: and probably like the vast majority of my life, every weekend's.
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  Speaker 2: Game plan has been how can.
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  Speaker 4: I get as drunk as possible both Friday and Saturday night,
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  Speaker 4: And for the first time in my life here recently,
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  Speaker 4: I'm starting to be like, God, you know what, it's
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  Speaker 4: kind of nice to not wake up hungover and then
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  Speaker 4: for like, for like three Sundays in a row. Now
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  Speaker 4: I've told my wife I'm not doing anything. We're going
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  Speaker 4: to go to church, and when I get home on Sunday,
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  Speaker 4: I am going to do all of the laundry and
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  Speaker 4: put it all away so that everybody's ready for the week.
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  Speaker 4: Shit that I would have hated in the past, and
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  Speaker 4: I don't love it. But like the last three Sundays,
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  Speaker 4: I've done four hours of laundry each Sunday. I'm talking
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  Speaker 4: putting away entire closets for five human beings. But you
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  Speaker 4: know what I hate even more than that when you
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  Speaker 4: got to go somewhere and the kids like and.
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  Speaker 2: Have any stacts, have any underwear and heavy fucking pants?
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, why not?
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  Speaker 4: So no excuses. I'm sending them up with no excuses.
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  Speaker 4: They've got to have their shit ready to go. Also
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  Speaker 4: makes it easier to get ready in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: I find the doing of laundry cathartic, you know I do.
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  Speaker 3: I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm realizing now is like in the past,
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  Speaker 4: it felt like something I had.
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  Speaker 2: To do, and I still feels like that in a way.
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  Speaker 4: But I feel infinitely better afterwards, and having a good
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  Speaker 4: book on tape goes a long way. Because I just
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  Speaker 4: listened to Red Rising for like five hours on Sunday
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  Speaker 4: and did in my room, And it's a perfect excuse
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  Speaker 4: of like that's something you can ignore your kids with
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  Speaker 4: and not feel guilty about.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, you know, like, if.
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  Speaker 4: I want to ignore my kids to like play video games,
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  Speaker 4: that's fucked up. If I want to ignore my kids
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  Speaker 4: to like maybe watch a movie, that's fucked up. But
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  Speaker 4: if I'm doing something like useful, I'm being a good
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  Speaker 4: role model. I'm like, hold, no, you want to help me,
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  Speaker 4: you can get in here and help me. You can
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: hang out in the room. But like daddy's working right now. Okay, look, Bobby,
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  Speaker 4: Quad Bob, we don't. We don't go by traditional gender
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  Speaker 4: roles in this house. You're gonna grow up doing dishes
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  Speaker 4: and putting away launcher. You're gonna be a true modern
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  Speaker 4: man so that one day you treat your wife the
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  Speaker 4: right way and you're you're contributing member of society.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: The waking up without a hangover part is really important,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm glad you brought it up because I remember, like,
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  Speaker 1: oh wow, waking up on Saturday and Sunday at seven
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  Speaker 1: thirty as fresh and ready to go.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine all I could have accomplished.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: I just started doing this sooner. Oh it's so true.
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  Speaker 4: And I thought that like having kids would slow it down,
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  Speaker 4: but it really took, like it took until three kids
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  Speaker 4: and really probably my son being about two, when it
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  Speaker 4: finally it was like too much, And I'm like, you
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  Speaker 4: know what, Actually this this feels feels better, Or like
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  Speaker 4: not playing World of Warcraft till two am and then
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  Speaker 4: waking up at six like last night, I would bet
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  Speaker 4: at nine thirty. Wow, and then I actually felt really
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  Speaker 4: good this morning.
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  Speaker 2: It's like that thing.
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  Speaker 6: Where they say at one point you're gonna pick up
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  Speaker 6: your kid for the last time. You're going to wake
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  Speaker 6: up hungover some point for the last time. Oh god,
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  Speaker 6: it's come over you like a warm blanket.
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  Speaker 2: I will say this though, this is better.
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  Speaker 4: I envisioned a world where well, no, no change. What Carson,
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  Speaker 4: what is this troll lighting? You just made me look
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  Speaker 4: like a fucking ghost. Like I know I'm pale, but
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: what is this cool blue lighting you just hit me with?
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  Speaker 2: Don't for a second.
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  Speaker 1: Listen you went to sleep at nine there's nothing cars.
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  Speaker 2: You can do to wreck Carson.
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  Speaker 4: Change this, go back to what it was. It looked
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  Speaker 4: way better before. Sorry, you're listening on audio. That's how
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  Speaker 4: dark now. I feel like, uh no, I I kind
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  Speaker 4: of envisional world maybe where like the drinking picks back
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  Speaker 4: up when I can't because my dad sleeps in like
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  Speaker 4: a motherfucker now I mean that motherfuckers like don't call
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  Speaker 4: me before ten am, and he stays up late and
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  Speaker 4: smokes cigars and just does whatever the fuck he wants.
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  Speaker 2: Now, so I'll probably come back to it.
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  Speaker 4: But at this stage of my life, yes, we're actually
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  Speaker 4: living a little more easy.
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  Speaker 2: Which is nice.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, when you're an empty nester, you will come back
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  Speaker 1: to it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm proposing an idea US four in Chicago this summer
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: at a Cubs game in the bleachers and we're gonna
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: do a beer snake together.
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  Speaker 4: I would love nothing more. Dude, that sounds fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I love the bleacher. I've been to Wriggly twice and
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  Speaker 4: I think both times are I've been three times twice.
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  Speaker 4: I said the bleachers and it was a great time.
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  Speaker 4: The only problem is I made the rookie mistake of
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  Speaker 4: grabbing a central seat, and when you drink that much
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  Speaker 4: and you gotta pee that much, which again happens when
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: you get older, brutally tight quarters to be shimming by people,
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: and you can just feel the annoyance. It's like, it's
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: like when I'm going on a plane and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I want the windows so I can just get small
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  Speaker 4: and lean up against it. But then I realized they
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: drink too many beers for the window. And now I'm
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: just in a three hour anxiety ridden battle to try
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: to not wake up this sleepy man to ask you
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  Speaker 4: take my third piss of the flight. It's fucking I
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  Speaker 4: hate that feeling. So I started going to aisle. I
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  Speaker 4: started going aisle. Now, I just I just have to
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  Speaker 4: go aisle.
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  Speaker 7: Now, Taylor, You're I feel like you're asking a lot
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  Speaker 7: of me, and ta Bob if you want to start
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  Speaker 7: a beer snake. I'm looking at two guys and I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: I think that's a sipper right there.
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  Speaker 6: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm a sipper, There's no question it about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we can do.
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  Speaker 2: The heavy lifting, mikel. We'll take care. We can do
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  Speaker 2: the heavy lifting.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna have to.
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  Speaker 7: But it reminds me I went to my first game
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  Speaker 7: at the Big House in Michigan, and I always I
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  Speaker 7: spend extra money when I go to a sporting event
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  Speaker 7: to sit on the aisle. I like to pour out
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  Speaker 7: into the aisle. Smart's what I like to do.
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  Speaker 6: One in seat one at the Big House, directly in
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  Speaker 6: the middle. I bought seats one, or I was in
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  Speaker 6: the middle, middle, middle.
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  Speaker 7: It was, it was. It was honestly one of the
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  Speaker 7: worst experiences. I almost stopped being a Michigan That's.
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  Speaker 4: A good point, mikey uh you know so that so
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  Speaker 4: that is what almost stopped you.
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  Speaker 2: Not the just plethora of allegation. Okay, yeah, I was. Man,
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: it's gotta have a line. I'm proud of you, proud
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: of you. Everybody's got to have a line. It's one.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: It better be number one on the aisle.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: That is an underrated sports feeling, though, is letting getting
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: that aisle seat and letting yourself run wild.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: I remember when I.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Was in high school, it was either the Sweet sixteen
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: or the Elite eight. Was in Atlanta and Duke was
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: playing LSU. It was actually your LSU went to the
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: final four.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: They beat Duke.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: It was JJ Reddick and I was an LSU fan,
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: but I had that aisle seat, and when I tell
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: you, you've never seen a more obnoxious man. I was sprinting
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: up and down the stairs, ripping. I took my LSU
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: sweatshirt and I rere T shirt and I ripped it
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: down the middle whole Cogan style, only to reveal an
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: LSU T shirt underneath, just to show all these Duke
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: fans what was up. But yeah, I haven't done that
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: in years, Mike. I need to get back to the aisle.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: I haven't been able to do that forever.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, the aisle seat does give you permission to
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: the staircase. It gives you a little extra space to
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: got to dance around, move around. It's it's it's the
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: perfect seat.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Also if you've never been to a game at the
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Superdome in New Orleans, Superdome is great and really anywhere,
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: like if you're in the six hundreds, that's where you're
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: with the real hardcore yats, the people that sound like
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: to the untrained dear like is that a New York accent?
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Like that very like Port City, New or on side accent.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: But they fucking party hard in the six hundreds. But
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: then even if you're on like the front row or something.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, people be like ripping the pin.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: It's a. It's a. It's a when the Saints are good.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: A Saints game is one of the premier sporting experiences.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Right when they're good.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, not, there hasn't been much.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: We always had Drew and we got tous Shuck And
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: hopefully we'll have Jeremiah Love here pretty soon.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: That would be fucking sick.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, Why you think you're gonna get Love?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I will?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I mean everybody was saying until you like started balling
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: out of the combine. Now everybody's trying to say he's
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: like the best player in the draft. But yeah, a
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: lot of the early mocks were all love to the Saints. God,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: that'd be the successor to Ak I would be most
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: It seems like during draft time, you know how the
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: fans always land on their consensus in the front office
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: just gives you like an olignment. It seems like everybody
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: is really really hyped on Jeremih Love coming to New Orleans.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: What I love about having you on to you, Bob,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: is everything we had scheduled to talk about.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: We didn't get to any of it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my fault.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: But I want to get to one thing. Okay, what
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: is the worst on air mistake? Now it's different, you're
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: not doing live radio. Mikey is now shaking his head.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: Because this is the one thing you gotta get.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: To listen the errant judge. The speech that judge gave
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: is not worth getting to.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna give judge a little.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Bit of grace given that this is before the tournament.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Like show, hey, speech last year was badass, but that
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: was before the championship, right right, like I'm gonna I'm
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: gonna be but I agree with you. I think the
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: barstool Maining Kount, one of our funny social guys, tweeted
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: like man air judge speech has been ready to take
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: a brisk walk, like that's that's a good joke, Like
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: that's that's about what that speech did.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: That guy.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: But well we'll see if he can pick it up
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: as as the tournament goes on here.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: A bit, well as bat will pick it up, I'm certain, right,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I would think.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: So let's just play this out worst on air mistake
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: for ut Bob before I get to Mikeya here and
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: then we'll get to week one.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Time on Radio Classic Hot Mic situation, I didn't know
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: we were live, and I was talking about how I
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: love the smell of dead fish. I think it has
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: to do with maybe like going to this camp in
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Grand Island, some Louisiana growing up, but also in George,
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: we had these trees, these Bradford pear trees, which when
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: they would bloom, it smelled like dead fish, and I
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: would rub them all over my hands, just sit there
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: and sniff him. But I guess I started talking about
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: maybe women from a certain part of Louisiana having the
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: same smell, and that was all going out live on air,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: and that was not That was kind of a panic
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: moment when all of a sudden the chat starts blowing up.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: But we can hear you, we can hear you, we
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: can hear you. Like I was like that, I don't
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: think I I think I've kind of.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Skirted a lot. I don't think I've done too much
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: fucked up ship. That's okay, okay.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So on our radio show every day three to five
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: on Fox Sports Radio, Taylor on Martin Luther king Day
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: said black up quarterback.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: For a while.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I a few weeks later said come black or something
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: like that. Uh, Taylor was off the hook. Uh so
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: you did that your mistake. T Bob was on a
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: live mic that you didn't think was live. This is
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Mikey a doing a live radio show, knowing he's on
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: a live mic and yet still saying.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: This elbows are that bad?
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: He says he cannot physically open a bag of chips,
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: so he just switched to.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Look No.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: But that was that was That was a comp that
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: was combining two different wars words into one that created
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: a curse word.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I think we've been there. I think I had that
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: happen to me one time.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: We actually said fuck, but it was like two different
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: words that that kind of melded into one in the
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: speaking that's not bad Mikey that hey' no, you're you're, you're, you're,
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: you're good. Well, spending few days the uh I don't
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: I mean ship on our show we have seemingly we
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: used to have an FCC violation counter up how many
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: days we could go clean.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: But then I think the bosses.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Got mad because they thought it showed that we were
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: being too flippant with it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: We never made it past six days.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, not me though surprisingly that curse a lot, but
• 20:41
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• 20:42
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• 23:00
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• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Te Bob just like that March is bad. Let's go, dude,
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not surprised.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, given how y'all treated Black History Month, I'm
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: sure you're very happy to be into March.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Now, te Bob, do you know what.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: The wn we CAN observation stands.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: For this week?
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you're gonna tell me Wednesday.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: When did Tyler Reddick become jeff Gordon? Better yet, when
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: did he become Michael Jeffrey Jordan?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: How about that? Bro? How about how about? Like I
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: was thinking about that?
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: What an incredible feeling you do NASCAR history, your son's
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Telburt in your car? And did you see how deferential
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Michael Jordan was to Reddick?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Like you never see himj like that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: He was kind of sheeepishly waiting in the wings to
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: like tap him up. Like I've never seen mj not
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: be the center of any situation.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Shout out Tyler Reddick.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Right, he didn't know like the timing of it, and
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: he get involved.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Am I allowed to do it?
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: When do I do this? You own the car, just
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: do whatever year and you're Michael Jordan.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: It was it was the most human I have ever
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: seen Michael Jordan. Look it was fucking awesome. Shout out. Also,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Tyler rank.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Is so tiny. Yeah, com to j Dude, what a moment.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: T Bob.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: You know what the tea and Tyler Reddick stands for.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: No, well tiny, it also stands for three p.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Jordan is on his third three peat.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: It's fucking amazing.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Victor Webin Yama, Oh and three at Madsen Square guarded.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: You of course know what the Garden has, right, T Bob,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: what's hev? It has Wemby's number.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, let's out Wemby. Maybe an alien, but not
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: even you can overcome the Garden mat.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Or dribbling, Hey, spurs, Maybe the seven to five guy
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: should do a little less dribbling.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: You should.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Josh Hart leads the league in shots he knows aren't
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: going in, but he'll get the offensive rebound anyway.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Hey, follow your shot.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Josh Hart is the most fundamental hustle guy we got.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Follow your shot. Anybody who's ever played basketball has had
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: your little league coach hammer it home. Nobody took the
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: lesson to heart like Josh did.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: He's just padding his stats. Get off or does he
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: get off the backboard.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I'm just Stu Gotts. That's right out of Steve Gott's playbook.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, Yes, I commend him.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody scores a latter seven points than Landry Shammitt.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Sham, Wow, it's true.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Jake Dibbler three and oh against Purdue as an underdog
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: each time, Jake Dibbler spoiler Maker.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Diebler whatever, tomato tomato.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean spoiler maker, and spoiler maker
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: overcomes any errors there.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Also like, do we have to know college basketball players' names?
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: There's way too many fucking names, dude, way too many names.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Let's just yeah, spoiler maker is a highlight there.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Put it on the pole.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Tailor, do we need to know college basketball players' names?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Great boy, Good luck explaining to everybody and anybody how
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Jake Diebler turns into John Wooden anytime he coaches against Purdue.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Dude, has Purdue?
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: I know they win games, but I feel like I've
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: never seen them win a game, right, Like, every time
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: I watch for do they lose against them in a
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: big matchup, but then I look up and they're like,
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: oh no, they're like eight and five quad.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: One and blah blah blah.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you brought it up. You know what
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: the P and produce stands for? Poor pretenders.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: There, Man, I.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Really had that one too. I had it right in
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: my hand, and I fucking whiffed on it. Uh.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: The best thing that happened to Duke might have been
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: losing that game to U n C. Team needed that loss,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: woke up a monster Taylor.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: The uh do you what does the school of Stu
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Gotts say about the good loss?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Does that exist?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I mean the school listen, the Cliche school of broadcasting
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: will tell you, you know, good losses do exist. The
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: stud Gott School of frodcasting will tell you never lose.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, I'm just making sure. I want to
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: make sure we're all to say, Paige here, what's good
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: about losing?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: There is no But if you're gonna lose, lose early,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: well yeah, hell yeah, losing.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Early is good.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just in well, just in college football, though, I
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: don't think it fucking matters anymore.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: But remember remember it doesn't matter as much. But remember
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: sometimes too, you got to get the loss out of
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: the way. You know, you got you gotta get the
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: loss out of the way. Okay, we got we got
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: out of our system out of your say. Now we're
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: ready to fucking go.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: That was due. They got the loss out of the way.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: They're ready for March.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: And in the NFL, there's of course the bad win,
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: which is different from.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: The good loss.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, no doubt.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Arizona going on a nineteen oh run and a sixteen
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: oh run to beat Kansas.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: You know what they say, t Bob, what are they saying?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Basketball game of runs?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I used to use that all the time. Of course
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: you did.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, we do about tradition unlike any
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: other Texas Tech beating another top five teen.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no top and no problem. Well until they lost
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: the TCU, I guess.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, timing doesn't matter. Fucking go Raiders, death.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Taxes and Grant McCaslin willing his team to victory.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know who that is.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know who Graham Castle, it's I was just
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I was. I didn't know if it was just me.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I felt bad. Who's Grant mccastleing it? Yeah, it's Texas
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: text head coach Red Raiders. They got rid of Beard.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Huh what's he doing?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: See ole?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Miss Uh?
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: I think he is that old miss Yeah?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I think where he ended up old chrissy b That's
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: what I call him.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Alabama not leading against Tennessee until the last thirty seconds,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: reminding everyone it's not how you start, it's how you finish.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Tennessee, dude, it's Tennessee is the sec version of Purdue. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: they they they're they're always good, never quite good enough.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: They're pretenders, tenders, they are.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Uh this Saint Louis team, scrappy senior guard, play tenacious
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: d It's tough on the board. Don't be surprised if
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Saint Louis finds itself in the elite eight.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: The Billickins, Oh fuck, that.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Was gonna be my line. I was sitting here just
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: to go Billikins. I had nothing else. Oh yeah, Josh Shirtz,
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: hell of a coach. Now about him a.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Shot that you knew Ertz was the coach.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Well, we've had him. We've had him in studio. Actually,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: we've had him on Wove a couple of times.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Good dude, good dude.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Actually like winning this active coach or something in the
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: past ten years.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. D two shout out, shout out, Billickins.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: So, Jack Ertz, is there a relation to the tight
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: end zach Ertz.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: No, it's shirts. It's shirts.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Also, I believe his son is maybe the fifth or
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: sixth highest scoring coach's son in the nation. He averages
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: zero point six points per game. Shout out top ten.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: He should join you in Gojo in the NEFO file.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Coattails coming soon to a podcast near you.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I can't wait.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Mark Sanchez accused of being under the influence of cocaine, vetanyl, marijuana,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: and alcohol from the night of his brawl.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: That'll do it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Also, I mean, no shit, huh.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: That's a holy shit for real.
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: Never a tea bombs Saturday night.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I really really the Fentanil's the problem there, Like, what's it?
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Where did that? Where did that pop in the mix?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Come on? Now?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Everything else are like okay, okay, but what fin Markie?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: What are we doing here?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: He survived vetanol tough. He was always a tough quarterback.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Pretty yes, Oh god, Mark, Next time little suggestion or
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: suggest mixed in some water?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: How do you? He was good too?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: He was well, I don't know, debatable. Reck Ryan deserves
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: more credit for taking him to back to back.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: AFC champion headline.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Dolphins failed to wish to a happy birthday March m
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: How about this.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Ste Uh, Is Mark Sanchez's crime the fault of the Jets,
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: because that's another broadcasting that I love to do. Is
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: anybody who has sucked in New York, I just blame
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: the Jets, like I give them a get out of
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: jail free card. So this is Mark deserves a literal
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: get out of jail free card because he had to play.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: For the Jets. And that's honestly why he did what
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: So that's fair.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying, but he actually had success
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: with the Jets, So I don't know, Like, how fuck
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I understand you spent like five, six, seven, eight seasons
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: with the Jets, and regardless of how it goes, the
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: aftermath is fat and all cocaine, alcohol, marijuana, beat up
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: an old man.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: That's just a math. I don't know what to tell you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Then your lawyer goes to court, he's like, you played
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: for the Jets, and you're.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Like, oh shit, okay, my bad. Yeah, I'm sorry, Mark,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: You're good.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: He sold his soul for two FC Championship games. And
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: guess what, Phil's too.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: The attorney's telling him, listen all the Jets gear. You
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: have put it on.
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: That's like a neck brace from the fumble.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: We got a Gardner sympathy with the jury.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: It's the only way, see Bob, you know what the
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: H in Charlotte Hornet stands for no Hottest team in
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: the league.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Are they really what? The Hornets are good?
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't believe what they are good. They're really good.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: They're fun to watch.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: The things you think about on a gummy in the
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: bleachers of a college lacrosse game in Stonybrook, New York.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: We should call chicken parm sandwiches chicken muzzarella sandwiches. The
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: mozzarella is doing a majority of the work.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yep.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Top five athletes and entertainers if their parents were cheese
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: lovers and name their child after a type of cheese.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Stupid ol I Captain Munsterlin. That's good, pretty good, l I.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Number two Roger Cheddarer.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: These are the you have five better than that Cheddarer's.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Ol I I got okay, okay, let's go listen.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Email them a little upset with me. I changed the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: list around a little bit. We'll get to that in
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: a second.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Number five Swiss Everett Lloyd.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Swissy.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Number four Joe Morganzola.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: All right, pretty good.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's better than.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: It feels like morgan Zola maybe could have been the
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: O l I, but but look, working in a gorgan Zola.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: That's that's that's that's a big that's a big lift.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: We'll wait until the next one, and God rest his soul,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: may rest in peace.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: We didn't do enough with this.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: He was a great coach.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Number three Doug mob Alone.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: God brother, Loan's fucking good.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry. Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Number two feder World Peace. Okay, we're back. We're back,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: We're back, We're back.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: And number one, I said athletes and entertainers Guda Chris, Oh,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: here come the ducks. Taylor's upset Taylor go ahead to explained,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: because I had heat listen, Taylor set me a top five.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I took out some.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Of his better ones.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I replaced him with mine that weren't as good.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Taylor, what are what were what were your cheese names?
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: So I'm only mad that one got taken off the list,
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: and it was my number one, which is t Baba.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Look inside the machine. I normally have one and then
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: I have to build out the rest of the list.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: So the fact that he took my number one bummed
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: me out. And it was Parma Jean Carlos stan.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Barbas Jan carl Okay, okay, yes, yes, let's think about it,
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Barbara Jean Carlos Stanton. But it's there is a it's
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: a flourish at the end. You're a little nervy entery
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: the approach, but it lands quite.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Nicely, yes, right slowing down.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: There's a speed bump there. I don't know what to
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: do with it. So, Carlo Carlo, I'm sorry, Taylor.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Was there another one I took out that you were
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: upset about or no? That was it?
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: No, I was more mad that you moved Captain Monsterlin to.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: An The one that you had that you worked the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: list around is Cheddarer. I mean, it doesn't get better
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: than that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: You put that as an O L.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: I I know I did. I mean, that's why he's
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: upset with me.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: A partner, Jean Carlo.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Is he Swiss?
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know Cheddarer? Like?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Is he from Switzerland?
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: It was hard just bat continued, Yeah, no, I think
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: he is Chedder.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: In a game that featured the Reese Maxi and Jalen Brown,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Tyrese Maxey and Jalen Brown. The best player was somebody
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: named nemus Queta.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Too many names to names sports? Who is this guy?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: For question Mark?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: He's a good player though, yes.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Uh you is that? Is that true? Or did you
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: just say that?
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: He's a good player. This is a guy they drafted,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: they developed. Missoula and Stevens are playing like they're playing.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: At a different level.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Man, Okay, they are light years ahead of the rest
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: of the NBA.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: He was the second round did they developed Tatum with
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: down he needed.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: To step in? They got rid of Al Horford. I
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: only know this because he's on my fantasy team.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, there we go. Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, just a small correction. He was drafted by the Kings.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, details you know.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, yeah, they developed him, though Boston developed him.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: Would guard play good on the boards? Senior leaders?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: He's a he's a weight room guy, you know.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: First to leave last out, had to give him a
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: key to the gym.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, he didn't make weekend observations with the Kings.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: He made him with the Celtics.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Why they developed him and he was worth talking about it?
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Oh God?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Can we all agree that any fans who watched the
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: combine are weird?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: It is one of those things where every year, like, oh,
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of exciting for this that you turn it on, Like.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: What the fuck am I doing?
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: So miss it that much?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: No, I think.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: I think I would propose we're doing so many body
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: measurements right, just hand size matter, just arm length matter.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: I know this is a little crass, but I want
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: to know dick length, if only bec us.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I think it ties.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Into alpha personalities, Like I would feel better about my
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: quarterback if I knew he had a fucking hog. Then
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: if he's just like an average guy, like the hog,
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: guy's gonna be more confident in everything in life. I'm
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: just I'm just saying, if we're measuring everything else, I mean.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, right, I'm not measuring at the combine,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not measuring. They'd be like, no, that's a jet
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: quarterback right there, God, seventh round, get to the back.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Five years from now, I's gonna take fanol shit out
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: of an old man in an alley.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Oh give it a small penis.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, my god.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Tevop, you don't know what hell is? Until you are
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: face to face trying to build a bookcase and dresser
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: from Ikia speaking a hell our briles, t Bob, those
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: are the weak head observations.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: God, those are my favorite dude. Also, the IKEA thing
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: is so true.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Look at taylor room right now.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Wait wait, I saw this earlier and I was wondering
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: why there was nothing on those bookshelves. Complete sociopathic setup
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: from Taylor here.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Just move.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: These bookshelves are kicking my ass.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, I will say this. You can enter
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: a flow state because you finish one and then you
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: get next to me like, oh, okay, okay, I kind
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: of understand this Swiss bullshit a little bit better.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: H Taylor owns one book.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: You are married with kids, Jesus, debob number.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've made so much for my kid through
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: the years. It's I built a whole fucking trampoline. I'm
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: for my daughter's eighth birthday last Friday. It's been sixty
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: degrees all week. I'm like, oh my god, it's gonna
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: be awesome Friday. If Donn got home from school trimpling,
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: It's twenty five fucking degrees and snowing. Out there and
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I'm freezing. My hands feel like they're about to fall off,
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: sitting there building this thing from scratch. But I got
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: it done, guys, Yes, I got it done. And they
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: loved it. Thirteen little eight year old girls running all
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: over the house.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: It was awesome.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, look what this man can accomplish when he's
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: not out the four in the morning getting fucking hammered.