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The Marbled Nut Vase | Son of a Boy Dad #228 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: We saw you in the hockey game Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I know you, guys.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: Whitney for legendary moments. Today it is late August. We
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  Speaker 3: are here live from h Q three.
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  Speaker 7: Short season is over it's cold today. It sucks.
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  Speaker 5: I loved it. You didn't like it? I know, love it?
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  Speaker 5: Why so best?
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  Speaker 7: What do you like about it?
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  Speaker 5: Agreeing it's the best.
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  Speaker 7: That's a fat boy thing to say.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, Now I can throw on some coats, some boots.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why he likes it. If I was him,
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  Speaker 3: I'd be like, tank top season's over. This fucking blow.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a tank guy. Stringer seasons over. I just
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  Speaker 5: like I like getting dressy. I like getting uh, you know,
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  Speaker 5: a little more layered.
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  Speaker 3: I like the layers you got lays.
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  Speaker 7: You look great in the summer. Though neither of you
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  Speaker 7: are fat boys. This is such a fat boy take
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  Speaker 7: to have a Midwestern fat boy take. Oh, I love
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  Speaker 7: when it's cold out.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a redhead. I don't like hot summer sun, sweating
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  Speaker 5: all the time, feeling like, you know, gross, end of
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  Speaker 5: the day, you want to shower.
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  Speaker 7: Because but that what does that have to do with
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  Speaker 7: being a redhead? You're just scared? Are you just saying
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  Speaker 7: your skin gets different colored?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I get sunburned. I also sweat a lot. You know,
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  Speaker 5: when you're when you're wearing a shirt and you wear
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  Speaker 5: a backpack to work and then you're the lower back
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  Speaker 5: of your back is soaked, because if it's the small
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  Speaker 5: of your back, lack of ventilation and the small, the small. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: I have a soaked small. Yeah, my small gets absolutely soaked.
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  Speaker 5: Do you have a soaked small?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 7: Your cosplays a fat boy?
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  Speaker 6: Though?
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  Speaker 7: Sad you wish you were a fat boy?
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  Speaker 5: Oh I am.
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  Speaker 3: I don't wish I was. I wish I was fucking ripped.
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  Speaker 7: You're not a fat boy, I got.
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  Speaker 3: Big old Tommy.
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  Speaker 5: No you don't. Yeah I do.
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  Speaker 1: I bet real fat boys get pissed off at us
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  Speaker 1: whenever we fucking claim fat dude.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a dude reply to to Frank's tweet when
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  Speaker 3: he posted the photo in the XL shirt.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah Frank is in XLS. Now it's pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 3: But someone replied in there like I'm seven x and
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  Speaker 3: they're They're like, I'm seven x six twenty. Swear to god,
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  Speaker 3: no way. I was like damn, but he said he's no,
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  Speaker 3: he's four. He might be four eighty now he was
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  Speaker 3: six twenty, So good for that guy. But six twenty
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  Speaker 3: is fucking so he.
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  Speaker 7: Lost a person and he's still four people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, six twenty is big.
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  Speaker 7: That's insane.
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  Speaker 5: You ever hear that bitch for that dude, who's that
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  Speaker 5: great comedian. He's so fucking good. He's kind of all
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  Speaker 5: he does one liners. He draws the pictures.
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  Speaker 7: Dmitri Martin.
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  Speaker 5: Dmitri Martin. You ever see his letterman set now where
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  Speaker 5: he talks about He's like, I don't think the sizing
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  Speaker 5: of shirts is right. We have oh, I have some small, medium,
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  Speaker 5: large xl XXL xl XXL. He's like, it should just
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  Speaker 5: be small, medium large. Whoa, yeah, holy smokes American.
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  Speaker 3: Something like that.
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  Speaker 5: It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: They should be making more bespoke stuff for the six
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  Speaker 1: hundred pounds life crowd because they all wind up dressing
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  Speaker 1: like construction foreman. Like they just have one big, like
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  Speaker 1: bright yellow smock on.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta just go to the car Heart store. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just get fitted up for the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 7: Dougs was Dougs was rocking car Heart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you you when you're that big, it's just all
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  Speaker 3: car Heart.
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  Speaker 7: It has to be. I think that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why fucking nice ass brands don't make
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  Speaker 1: limited runs. I guess it's not always the richest people
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  Speaker 1: that are seven hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 3: Car Heart's expensive, more like carb Heart yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Car it's not that expensive.
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  Speaker 3: Car Parks isn't like their sweatshirts are pretty pricey, especially
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  Speaker 3: when you're making I mean, I'm sure a seven X
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  Speaker 3: is expense. I think anything seven X is probably expensive
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  Speaker 3: the works and probably double the price of a normal shirt.
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  Speaker 1: But some of the like the regular like if you
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  Speaker 1: just get an outlet, like working gear type of ship,
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  Speaker 1: you could just get something.
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  Speaker 7: It's uh.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I'm not just being out of touch here.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think. I don't think Carhart's that expensive. I've
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  Speaker 5: been to the stores and like it's you know, made
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  Speaker 5: in China, mass produced, seems to be pretty much like you.
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  Speaker 7: It's a check because they're putting fence andyl on Carhart.
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  Speaker 1: Now, oh yeah, you have to be very careful put
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  Speaker 1: it in the pockets.
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  Speaker 5: Just told me that Abercromby's putting microplastics in the clothes too.
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  Speaker 7: That's true too.
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  Speaker 5: Starting to wonder about the ingredients.
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  Speaker 7: I swear to god, this forum that you're on, they.
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  Speaker 1: Close are fucked. But I heard it the US just
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  Speaker 1: struck a deal with China that they're they're gonna stop,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna stop doing fentanyl, that they had a deal.
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  Speaker 1: Trump made a deal in twenty eighteen for them to
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  Speaker 1: stop doing fentanyl for like a nice, a little trade package,
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  Speaker 1: and then Nancy Pelosi went to Hong Kong and then
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  Speaker 1: in Hong Kong she was like, we should free Hong Kong.
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  Speaker 1: And then they were like, we're gonna start making fentanyl again.
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  Speaker 1: China was like, fuck you guys, we're sending the fentanyl
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  Speaker 1: back over and then they just renegotiated and basically, we
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  Speaker 1: have to stop putting sanctions on some group that's committing
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  Speaker 1: genocides against the Wigers so we can stop the fence
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  Speaker 1: and al.
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  Speaker 5: Is that the way to pronounce that. I've only ever
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  Speaker 5: seen that word. I've never heard of it.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I've never seen it all.
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  Speaker 1: It's so crazy that we're like bargaining with like Hong
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  Speaker 1: Kong's freedom versus our fentanyl and then the genocides of
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  Speaker 1: the Wigers versus our FENTONYL.
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  Speaker 5: Boy, I used to be a Wiger. I'm glad that
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  Speaker 5: because I definitely went through a period where I was
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  Speaker 5: wearing NYC and I thought it was a Nietzsche or like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, Sean John, Oh.
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  Speaker 7: You're saying, are you saying, yo?
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  Speaker 3: Whoa bro? What I thought I thought you were talking
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  Speaker 3: about like some some race that I wasn't aware of
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  Speaker 3: a group of people I am.
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  Speaker 1: And then he was making a joke based off of that,
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  Speaker 1: and then you said the English language, what are Wigers?
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  Speaker 5: They're like, they're like an ethnic group in China, got it?
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  Speaker 5: That has been uh, that has been marginalized, marginalized and
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  Speaker 5: and and really I mean killed. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that they built like the World Cup stadiums.
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  Speaker 1: They would like take their passports and literally enslave these people,
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  Speaker 1: and I think that there's nasty genocides going on.
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  Speaker 3: What do they look like?
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  Speaker 5: They typically wear flat brim hats backwards and they cover
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  Speaker 5: the tips at the tops of their ears, like the
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  Speaker 5: hat goes over that.
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  Speaker 3: That just people, though, are are these people? Are the
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  Speaker 3: Wigers Asian?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: They're Chinese muscles, They're Chinese Muslim Yeah, that's crazy. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't know that existed.
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  Speaker 7: I think China is mostly Buddhist and Christian.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that these are the most brothers
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  Speaker 1: and sisters over there.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: But they can't.
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  Speaker 3: It's Wickers.
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  Speaker 5: It's damn good.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's damn good because then we can learn about
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  Speaker 1: foreign policy, but make it fun you know, it's a
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  Speaker 1: fun way to learn about what's going on.
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  Speaker 7: In the world.
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  Speaker 5: China historically has done a great job of using humans,
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  Speaker 5: uh to accomplish amazing feats of architecture. They say that
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  Speaker 5: the Great Wall is like the foundations are littered with
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  Speaker 5: the bodies of those who built it. Really apparently, and
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that might have been that might have
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  Speaker 5: been the Mongols. No, it was meant to keep the
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  Speaker 5: Mongols out.
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  Speaker 7: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy that China just doesn't care about fentonyl
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  Speaker 1: because they don't have a drug problem.
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  Speaker 5: Can you tell me what fentanyl is? What is it?
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  Speaker 7: Fentanyl is a medical in the medical world, a legal
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  Speaker 7: drug that people use as like a pain medication.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a if you get like surgery, they'll give
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  Speaker 3: you fentonyl a lot, not a lot of it, but
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  Speaker 3: that is very common.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm confused because right I remember reading stories about
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  Speaker 5: how a cop would open a bag of cocaine by
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  Speaker 5: you know, in the street, or it would expel and
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  Speaker 5: even just breathing the dust of fentanyl would send them
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  Speaker 5: into cardiac arrest.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a it's like a drug like say like
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  Speaker 1: opium or something. But it's popular in as a street drug,
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  Speaker 1: and then the Chinese will sell the chemical compounds used
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  Speaker 1: to make fentanyl, and so there's no regulation on those compounds,
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  Speaker 1: and nobody's using fentanyl really over there, so they're just
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  Speaker 1: like putting it in ship and containers sending it to Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: Mexico is smuggling it into the United States. So it
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  Speaker 1: was like dirty batches of it. It's not like pharmaceutically pressed.
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  Speaker 1: It's like unregulated, and so.
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  Speaker 5: Not all fentanyl is bad. There's some probably.
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  Speaker 7: Great that has that's probably fucking incredible.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I remember watching in Euphoria she Rude takes it
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  Speaker 5: and says, like I never had had a drug until
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  Speaker 5: I had fentanyl. It was like the best thing I
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  Speaker 5: ever tried.
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  Speaker 3: They say, it's like it's like a thousand times. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what the actual number is, but it's like
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  Speaker 3: one hundred times stronger than like morphine. Sounds incredible, and
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  Speaker 3: I've never had morphine.
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  Speaker 1: But more morphine is like a thousand times stronger than
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  Speaker 1: like percocet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no clue, Perker said this child's play.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what the actual number is. Well, I've
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  Speaker 3: never done pain killers. Rund, I know that's more your area,
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  Speaker 3: your expertise.
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  Speaker 7: I am not recently, bro.
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  Speaker 3: You're not dipping it into your oxies anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Why four years ago I went to Mexico. I got
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  Speaker 1: a twenty pack of legal of legal painkillers there, and
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  Speaker 1: it took me like three and a half years to
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  Speaker 1: do all of them. That's how I know I'm not
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  Speaker 1: addicted to drugs.
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  Speaker 3: He said that when he was, when he was in
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  Speaker 3: like a bad mood, he'd go over and he would
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  Speaker 3: just grab a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I say, I could have used some this morning, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I was a steaming man this morning.
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  Speaker 7: Why I'm not a materialistic person.
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  Speaker 3: To be fifty to one hundred times more potent than morphine? Really,
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to get that right. Some people weren't fucking
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't know anything about fit.
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  Speaker 5: That's a pretty big range. Though. It is seventy five
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  Speaker 5: times stronger. It's is bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this must be a bad batch. It's only forty
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  Speaker 3: nine percent stronger than morphine. No, forty nine times forty
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  Speaker 3: nine times should be four nine hundred percent stronger.
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  Speaker 7: Right, Jesus Christ, that's a highest percentage?
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  Speaker 3: Crazy?
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  Speaker 5: What were you saying this morning?
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  Speaker 7: I'm not a materialistic person. Really, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I like the only things I really like to spend
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  Speaker 1: money on are like experiences or food or whatever like that.
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  Speaker 1: But when I was in Japan, we went to this
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  Speaker 1: fucking remote village between the time I was in Tokyo
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  Speaker 1: and Kyoto called kaga on Sen, this tiny little village
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  Speaker 1: perched on the edge of Japan that all life has
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  Speaker 1: slowed down to a puttering pace. Old ladies kind of
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  Speaker 1: shuffling along the road. It used to be a booming town,
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  Speaker 1: lots of hotels, and then it's grinded down to about
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  Speaker 1: seven hotels. Tourism is not that popular anymore. We got
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  Speaker 1: to the hotel, the traditional Roya kon and Kaga on Sen,
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  Speaker 1: and they took exactly that was me taking a perfect
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  Speaker 1: dump at kaga on Send. It took us to the
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  Speaker 1: fucking hotel. And this guy was like, our town has
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  Speaker 1: fucking grinded to a halt economically, and one of the
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  Speaker 1: only things that we have going in our town is
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  Speaker 1: this guy who's a woodworker, and he's like a fourth
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  Speaker 1: generation woodworker. His great grandfather would fucking find these trees,
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  Speaker 1: grind wood down, and can I take you here? Basically,
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  Speaker 1: can I please take you to this woodworker's house. And
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  Speaker 1: he was like, and you don't tip in Japan anywhere,
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  Speaker 1: but he's like, it would be really nice if you
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  Speaker 1: tip this guy after he showed you around his shop.
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  Speaker 1: So he showed us this shop. It was fucking beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: He's just grinding on wood, making tons of bowls. He
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  Speaker 1: had thousands of boles. He said, don't even put anything
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  Speaker 1: on social media. He wants to keep it very private
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  Speaker 1: and very personal. So afterwards I tipped him and he's like,
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  Speaker 1: this is amazing. You gave me ten thousand YM, which
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  Speaker 1: is about sixty dollars. I'd like to invite you into
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  Speaker 1: my home. Inside of his home, he had a small
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  Speaker 1: room that was basically a shop and he had his
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  Speaker 1: best woodwork that he ever did. And one of them
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  Speaker 1: was a vase that was made from the nut of
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  Speaker 1: a per semontry. There's one out of every thousand, every
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  Speaker 1: three thousand per Semon trees has this marbling, this beautiful marbling.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I'm gonna fucking
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  Speaker 1: support this guy in this tiny ass village and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna buy this vase. It was one thousand dollars for
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  Speaker 1: this wood crafted vase that it was.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, I am supporting the economy all by
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  Speaker 7: my fucking self.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fast forward to this morning. I wake up with my
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  Speaker 1: wife screaming at my dog as it just choose this
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  Speaker 1: fucking rare ass vase that I got on the fucking
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  Speaker 1: remote Japanese countryside from the fourth generation woodworker at the
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  Speaker 1: one in three thousand nut of per semontry and these
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: this dog is just chewing the fucking.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: Vase to shit. Dude, I will the fucking fury, dude.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: It's I normally don't give a fuck about this kind
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: of stuff, but I literally had to. I had to
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: vent to you boys. I had to get it off
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: my chest because it's fucking.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Did you shove your dog's face and ship or something?
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I took a ship and then shove it, covered it
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: in the covered the vase and your ship. So you're
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: playing with the vase.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah here, No, you wanted to play with the vase
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: so bad?
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Here?
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: No, no, enjoy yourself. No, no, you don't know. Does
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: not play with the vase now? It's because it's covered.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: In my ship, this beautiful vase. I don't I can't
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: even get back there.
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: I can't I'll never go back as what'sapp, there's no WhatsApp.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: What'spp.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: They couldn't even get me another one of these fucking vases.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: You're gonna have to wait a thousand years.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Literally, there was three vases. There was three vases of
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: these nut of per Simon tries one in three thousand.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking pretty.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: When did when did you? Did you bring it back
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: from Japan? Or ye? Ship it?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I brought it back from Japan. It's like this big
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: beautiful marble ling on this vase.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: How did the dog get a hold of it?
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: Took it off, the jumped up on the counter, took
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: it off.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Damn the kitchen counter.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: It was like it was.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Moved yesterday, moved from a kitchen counter to a small,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: smaller table.
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: And I was literally I said it yesterday.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'll literally lose my ship if that
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: dog ever fucking choose up and like a prophecy foretold
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: this dog.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: How old is your dog? I don't think I've ever
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: heard of a dog chewing a vase.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: It's a wooden vase, but it's like, I mean, it's
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: almost shaped like like you take a fucking dog toy
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: would be yeah, eleven months old.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Though that sucks, dude.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It put me in a nasty mood. So thank you
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: for indulging my long ass fucking story.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: But I had to.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: It's like in uh in pulp fiction when he like
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: illustrates how much his his watch. It's like this is
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: this is so remote in Japan. The store didn't even
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: have a name.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Dog would had never gotten it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: It was honestly, is so dill dough shape.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: That would probably feeling great, feel amazing?
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Do you guys U if you if you had if
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: your place were on fire, would you know right now
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: the things you would grab.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I've had that thought before. Now no, because I have
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: more things. Like when I was younger, it would be like, yeah, PlayStation,
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: like small ship, like my laptop, because I didn't have
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: a lot of stuff. But now I have a lot
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: of stuff, so it would be very difficult.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: YEA, yeah, I mean you can't grab everything obviously.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: PlayStation easily, my fishing stuff probably nothing. I don't have
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: anything off like important.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: You can replace all of that that that's gonna be
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: covered by insurance. Speaking of, do you have renters insurance?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know, probably not.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: If so, we could do a fucking nice insurance scam,
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: blow up the house, something really nice.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: It's gotta be irreplaceable, stuff like that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: The vasva I would honestly have been my number one thing.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: More than the dog.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: The dog off the.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Hell away from me.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I got the dog literally for Black Friday.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: It was fifty off. The dog was less expensive than
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: the You.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Can always get another dog to the vase. Maybe if
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: it was a Japanese dog, right, yeah, but then.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: The Japanese dog would have been fucking cute and probably
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: like tilted his head and said something in fucking Japanese.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: You cut it?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: What was the uh? What was that show? It was
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: a kid's show, Treme Elimination show No, where the dog
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: eats alphabet soup and then it can speak fluent English.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: That's hilarious. I don't think I know that one it was.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: I was like too old to know what it was.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: My younger sister watched it. But it would be funny
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: if he ate like Japanese alphabet soup.
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it was like five thousand characters.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just like stomach is full from meeting some Japanese.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: How does that even work on a keyboard? I really
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: still don't understand how the Japanese type, or especially the Chinese.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Or probably a lot of like option shift in control, yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: sea control all D.
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: I guess my wedding pictures or whatever, like.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good one, but don't you have those digitally?
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: The dog fucking recently ate that the hard drive. It
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: didn't there drive my mom.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Luckily there was another thumb drive at my moms and
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: she fucking like sent that up with it, and I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: had a backup.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Made is terrorizing, and all of a sudden it was like, oh,
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: you guys look fabulous.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I would say. I'm trying to
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: think if I have anything like of real something that's
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: some things that are really important to me in my apartment. Nope, PlayStation,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: fishing rods.
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: I guess my wife's Botago bag.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, my suit probably, but that would probably be
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: covered in renter's insurance too.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I wonder how many bags will be covered.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: You just get a lump sum, you give an estimate
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: of all the things that if you've lost, and like
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: you have a certain blanket amount of coverage.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: I would keep my suit because then if I ended
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: up like since I don't have rentals, insurance and I
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: had to live out on the streets. It could be
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: like one of those cool old homeless people. A three
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: piece suit.
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: On right, like in the Pursuit of Happy.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, sleep in a bathroom wearing my suit, sleep.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: On like the trained bathroom, just in between stuffs, rocking
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: back and forth, stealing rods to New Jersey, stealing rides back.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I'd probably grab my Gabe Davis signed photo.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: I have to say this. I say this with all love.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: I think that of anyone I know in the world,
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: you would have the easiest time transitioning to being homeless.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just not I think I would have a
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: very hard time.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know if we know. I mean, we wouldn't.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: We might not know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: You would definitely know. A yeah, what are you gonna say?
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I mean, wow, SaaS is wearing the same thing today
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: that he wore yesterday.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: This is not what I wore.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: I wonder if he's had the chance to go home.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't wear this yesterday, and this sweatshirt's brand new.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Dumbass you were wearing.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: He bought these sneakers and he hated them, and he
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: was kept asking me like these are do these make
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: me look stupid? Like? And I was shocked by that question.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, your sweatshirt is covered in stains.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I've never heard you be self conscious about something that
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: you were wearing.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: These are the cleanest on your bob in stains.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: The one you were wearing in Cleveland all weekend had
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: white milky stains all over.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: I thought you said this was the one I was
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: wearing in Cleveland.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't say that. I said that you did. You
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: wore that?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Insinuating it. You looked at the way I saw you
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: look at the sweatshirt, and you go, you wear this it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: I get a little confused between your patriots. Is that
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: the one you bought in Cleveland? Did you buy that?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: No?
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: The vintage?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, I bought this months ago. I just never wear it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: I was in my closet this morning.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: What were the milky stains?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: There was no milky stains. There were dudes out of
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: his fucking mind.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: That's not true. If you looked at my.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Outfit and he goes, you have zero flower prints on
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: anything you're wearing. I mean, let's get serious here, where's
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: the paisley you brought?
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: No?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Linen.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: No change of clothes for four days in Cleveland.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: I literally bring when I go on the road, I
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: bring every single pair of clothes that I own. I
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: did not see any on the same thing.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: You wore the same thing every day.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Now, the first day I wore different pants than the second,
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I wore the same pants. The second day I wore
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: the second. Two days I wore the same pants.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: And the same sweatshirt, same Patriots sweatshirt.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Every day I did wear the same Patriot.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I'm not knocking you for this.
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: You are it's minimalistic. I'm just saying I'm definitely feeling
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: noted the fact that you would be worried that your shoes,
• 25:21
  Speaker 10: the cleanest, brand most brand new thing on your body,
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: was going to somehow.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: But the shoes being clean doesn't mean anything. If I
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: had to wear some fucking like Jordan Ones, I wouldn't
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: be like, well, at least they're clean.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I didn't know you those ability to be set, don't.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I can't pull those off. You could. I can't wear
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: fucking fishing pants and Jordan once. That wouldn't look.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Good, right, You'd have to overhaul everything.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, So for the Jordan Ones and these shoes.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: Those are indoor soccer shoes.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: If there's a small game of indoor that breaks out,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you'll be ready to go.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: I like those shoes.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: They're actually I think I believe this is Swayed making
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: it very good skate shoes. Swayede does not tear sway
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: It has a harder time tearing on the on the board,
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: on the grip of the board. You could wear those
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: skate Yeah, definitely.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: You skate, You could play indoor soccer.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: These are kind of just the perfect all round shoe.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but black shoes make me look short as hell, dude.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I lose eight inch me too.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I shoot, my feet feel smaller than they've ever felt
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: in these shoes, and I have small feet. But like
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: what these are like, they're why they're like this thin?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: These like ballerina shoes.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Dude, They're like the Chinese foot wrap shoes for Like.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do anything about it. I'm just gonna
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: wear them.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Forever until the literally the flap falls off. But unfortunately
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: they're so well made that it will never happen.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted the white ones, but you know, what
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: can you do?
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: Every day? When I bike in? I bike past.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Uh, when you're going up Christy, there's like a Uber
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Eats driver soccer game that's going on.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Do you know what I'm talking about.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I always want to fucking stop and just just gaze
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: at them because you know, they're nice as fucky from Puebla, Mexico.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: They're all they were all like like so close to going.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like either make the national bike, yeah bike. Yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: it's not fair, It's not right, dude.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I city biked yesterday for the first time in a
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: really long time. That was amazing. It was great. I
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: had never ridden one of the electrics electric like the
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Silver ones.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: A game changer, game changer.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: But dude, it's crazy. It just it keeps putting it
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: in more in perspective. How fast the Uber eats guys go, oh,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: because they fly by you. I mean I'm going I
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: felt like I was going fucking forty miles per hour
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: and these dudes are going so much.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: They're flying, well, they get hurt when they they get
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: really really fucked up.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: But I mean, dude, even those those city bikes, I mean,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: if you crashed on one of those things, immediately crash.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: I did, really, but it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Was like somebody was like coming across me and I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: was in the bike. It was right on Christian Street,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: the same exact spot where that soccer game goes on,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: and somebody just came across me just like just collide.
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: Completely their fault. Howie day, bro, we collided?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Did you throw hands?
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Uh? No?
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: But I was.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I was for a brief second. I was mad at
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: my dog this morning, longer than I was mad at
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: that person.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: It's like, you just gotta look out for you. You
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: got to just keep your eyes out man. You're gonna
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: freaking get someone hurt out here. I'm bruising all my
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: fucking thighsand legs because I went like I went over
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: my handlebars.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Really, how bad is that? That's crazy? Yeah, that's what
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I was worried about yesterday because I went from I
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: was up on fifty eighth Street and then I biked
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: all the way back down to my apartment. Took me
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: like twenty five minutes, and the whole time I was like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna get smacked by a fucking eighteen wheeler
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: and just explode.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: On the cars go. I ran into another bike. Cars
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: go seven miles an hour on average in New York.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking slow. Yeah, ikes fly, the bikes fly,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: hitting another bike, but he was. He literally was like
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: walking across in an intersection, going across me, but like
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: it was too late for me to stop.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Completely his fault.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: You should be weren't gazing at the soccer game.
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: No, there's no soccer game.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: It was in the evening. I was coming to meet
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: up with Francis.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah we can.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: I was coming to actually the stand to meet up
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: with Francis.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, very nice.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: You could have been there, Uh, probably a month and.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: A half ago.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: What did you say?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Very interesting?
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: We went out to what was the dinner place?
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: We went out to tie place? Yeah, uh so.
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: Soother sass unbelievable tie.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a big tie guy. You ever been to
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Clong Clong on Saint Mark's great Ti spot. I used
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: to go there when I lived there. But they have
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: a lot of rats outside. It sounds racist, honestly, Yeah,
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: It is dead right though.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Unbelievable tie food.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Do you see the fresh new rat that's on the
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: curve going up the bridge.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, took like three pictures of it yesterday.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it was it was intact, it was.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Fully fresh by today, it's it's gonna exploded.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: It's exploded, and now it's just going to be a
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: gradual wearing down and becoming part of the.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: It was part of the firmament, like the fucking Great Wall,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: giant outer crust. Yeah, yeah, it's nasty. Have that dead
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: bird group chat.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, there's a there was a dead bird. There's a pigeon.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: There's a dead fresh dead bridge, but I didn't get
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: a picture of it. But I've been trying to send
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: dead rats to the dead bird group chat, and they're
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: about to kick me.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Out of the chat.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: The dead bird group chat.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I just have like a dead bird group chat. One
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: of the dudes I don't even know who he is,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: dead burg are number two.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Oh it's on like Twitter.
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: No, it's a text chat.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's just his contact information.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they almost kicked me out for sending too
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: many rats.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: You know what I learned today? What there's a group
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: chat of like two hundred women who uh try to
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: arrange and sort of facilitate private air travel from Aspen
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: to New York City and back. What hey, we've got
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: two seats open, does anyone want them.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: On a PJ?
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: Pj's what the fuck are they worse? Yeah, people swoop
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: in and grab them.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Not sluts. I'm talking about horse for cash to.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Pass them around.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I think there's slots. Yeah, crazy, it's called the slut
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: PJ chat slutty PJ.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Here's that sounds like a like a name of like
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: early twenty tens, like sandwich shop.
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, slutty PJ, sloody PJ, slutty PEB and J.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah no, and it's just got like jelly and peanut
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: butter oozing out of the bread. It's a total You
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: got to eat it with a four knife. Slutty egg run,
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: don't walk. Slutty pjs and dumbo.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I hate what restaurants do that have some slutty eggs?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: What a slutty waffle?
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: What it's actually like? That's hat to be a real thing.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I think slutty eggs has to be a real rest Yeah, name,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: it's fucking terrible.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Slut is a hilarious word. I'm bringing that back.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: Slut yeah, but not shame.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I'm bringing it back though.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Is it shame by.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Saying it for a while? In shame? Where you brought
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: it back?
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: Are you saying it to shame people? Shame celebrating.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: I'm mocking the people that do shame them.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I'm going the opposite side. I'm mocking the
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: people that defend the sluts.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that's new. I don't mind that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: Some girls say it as like, oh, you slut. Oh
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: my god, I know you got to doing this.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: I promise. It's a it's a dark path to go down.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: You'll do it for forty five minutes straight. Yeah, you
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: can't do it. It takes you out of the conversation completely.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: There, I'll be done.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: You get into this, Yes, every single episode, I'll be
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: like writing my name. Full story is going on, and
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I'm just writing my name in the couch.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: It's really tasty to touch. Guys. I was a little
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: bit of a slut yesterday.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what'd you do?
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: I you know how I'm You guys know how I'm
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: I'm spiraling into a full blown crisis. Yeah, supposedly. Well,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: it's taking on different forms. We went through our drug
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: phase to see we've been in the drinking phase. Yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: that's true. Problem sugar phase.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Well, that's all that's just your life.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: That was Cleveland.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: You're you're a big sugar.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I'm I'm calming down on that, I realized
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: that that was a problem. So I'm trying to just
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: cut back to regular levels. But we did a we
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: did a little bit of a slutty retail spending phase yesterday.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: It was a problem.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: Where did you shop?
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Madison Avenue, Jesus Christ's Upper east Side, the Upper east Side?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: You went all the way to Upper east Side to shop?
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: I went to the Upper east Did you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Go after work?
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I was in the area. I'm suppose we didn't.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: What were you doing out there?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: And I had a meeting at my business manager's office,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: just talking cash flow and whatnot. And then uh, and
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: then and then he told me, he said, he said,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: you don't spend any money when you're home, he said,
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: And I said, well, I'm about to go to orvis
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: and he said, buy yourself something nice. Didn't buy myself
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: anything nice.
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: Why the fuck is your business manager saying that?
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Because I got cash flow? Like no one, bro you
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: know you're always stacking bread.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: I've known that you're all fake and broke though, Dude, I.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Truly don't know how much money I have. He he
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: has all of it in this like secret bank account
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: and he's just like it's okay, You're you're doing okay?
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: What he pretty much?
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: This is where you're gonna find out five years from
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: now that he's been Dane Cook brothers, Cook's brothers.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: This is very Dane's Cooke brother.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I hope not.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: What did you? What did you buy on the.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: I almost don't think I can say, because it's so bad.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: He bought a nice jacket.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: I bought a jacket, a coat, a coat, and I
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: bought some shoes.
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: The loafers.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: I bought some loafers from Manilo. How did you know that?
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: Did I tell you that?
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: I just guess.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Let's just say he was in the area.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: There's no way you guessed I must have said it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Let's just say I was looking at the customer registry
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of Manolo Blanc. I saw a familiar name come across Rome.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Was actually in the Upper East with me. We were
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: at the meeting Boydad bank account.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Well, it's as if I heard the advice from your
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: business manager and thought that should apply to me.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I asked him about you. He said, tell Francis, no
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: more spending. It's all gone.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: I agree.
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: After that movie theater trip last week.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: I am not doing so hot.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: Financially, that's not true.
• 35:42
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  Speaker 5: Fine? I'm just not It would help me a lot
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: if I didn't do the things that I'm doing.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: Why not?
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Though it makes no it doesn't. It makes me stressed.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: I spend, and it's almost like a compulsion where it's
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: it's It's similar I think to the way that some
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: people procrastinate. If they have a lot of work to do,
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: They're stressed about the work, so they put it off.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: I'm stressed about the fact that I have mounting credit
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: card bills and a huge rising cost of living, and
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: so instead of actually being disciplined, I go out and
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: spend more.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: So you need something that's going to give you a
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: temporary uptick and comfort and happiness.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: I guess I don't know what it would be. I'm
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: sure this isn't unusual.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I bet it's not, because gambling goes up during recessions,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: or like luxury purchases going up, go up while there's
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: an overall financial downturn in the country, because people want
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: to have that spike of luxury when things are going bad.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: I think it's just very human of you.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know what it is. I I uh, it's
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: it's it's not great. I don't love that I do this.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: Well, let's see the jacket. I'll be the judge of that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I shipped it to New Jersey so we could avoid
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: the sales tax.
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: Are you serious?
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Yep, correct, No way.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: So it's that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Is that nice of a jacket that there's a substantial
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: sales tax that you're trying to avoid.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: And did you get those loafers that you were you
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: would show? You showed me the loafers? Really, I thought
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: that you were going to get them for free or something.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Just you were calling to see if they had them.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I thought you're setting up like an ad deal.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: These places don't do that kind of stuff unless you're
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: fucking Kim Kardashian.
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: He was on the phone with Manolo Blanc yesterday.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Were you talking to blank himself? Blank?
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Manolo Blick put Blonnik on the phone.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Malolo, Manny, good to hear from you, Manolo, the.
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: Guy from Scarface?
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: Is that his name?
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I did that, and you know, I get
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: into a weird thing where I bonded with the salesman.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: They're death of a salesman.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: They are nice, very nice.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Just the thought.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Do you know what his major belief was? That has
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: been kind of a reverberating thought for a lot of fathers.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: I think No, his belief was that I'm worth more
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: dead than alive because he had a life insurance policy.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: That's it's scary. That's why I don't have life insurance.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: It's very much on the same content that Jimmy Stewart had,
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: and it's a wonderful life.
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: I'll give you the moon and the stars. Wait, what
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: the fuck is Jimmy Stewart's boys.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Mister Potter?
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, damn, that's a good He has such a recognizable voice,
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: but I can't recognize it right now.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Bill, won't you come out and that? So what?
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Wait?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: We just jumped around a bunch because you said something.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Then Sas took you off track, and then you followed
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: the thread to your credit.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: I'm going to start doing that more. That is my
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: uh sort of new way forward is to just uh
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: not push back against Sas, but to let him divert
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: and follow the new track.
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: But what were you? What the fuck are you? He's saying,
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: because I wanted.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: To remember, don't care. It's his world. We're living in it.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: He's the conductor, Yeah, he is. You are the captain.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Now, well, then I'll take it back to uh the
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: slut group chat.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: I was saying about the salesman.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, the salesman. Yes, you you had a kinship.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: I've noticed that the more expensive a store is, the
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: more uh sort of cards and chess moves the salespeople
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: have to keep you in the game.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: I wonder why that is.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: It's not like the guy at Manolo Blanik can only
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: afford to wear Manolo Blanik.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: But when you walk in there, huh, probably commission.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: But you get the sense that they these people are
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: like richer than you. Almost you go into a nice
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: ass store, you go into the Botego store, and you
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: get the sense that the saleswoman is like looking down
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: on you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, and you don't want to disappoint them or
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: prove to them that you belong in there. I mean
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: I walked in in a T shirt wearing my Comedy
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Connection backpack, and immediately I was like, I'm going to
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: show them that I belonged by buying a bunch of stuff. Right,
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: that'll show them, that'll show them, serves them right for
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: doubting me.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: It's so crazy.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: It's soaked small.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: Well, they're in sale, then they're in sales. They're in
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: retail sales.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Don't judge a book by how soaked it's small.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Remember when cha thought that the waiters at leibornar N
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: make a million dollars a year.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: That's so funny.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: They probably make like twenty five an hour.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's probably like a desirable place to work,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: but it is. It is crazy how much or just
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: the perception of somebody who works somewhere that's upscale, and
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: how much they have to present themselves that they're like
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: on the same class footing as their client tele whe
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: and it's like that's not fair, Like you probably are
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: spending so fucking much money on Bowtega.
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: If you're in the Botago store with what like, you're.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Probably not even getting a twenty five percent discount. Now,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: who the salesperson?
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: I wonder about that, They probably don't get a big discounts.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: What do you think the odds are of? How would
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: it work to become friends with a salesperson at one
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: of these luxuries stores such that they could purchase goods
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: for you right with their employee discount and then ferret
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: them off to you.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like that they must be self conscious because
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: they're used so much.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: I know, so I'd have to offer something of equal
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: value in return, and that would be an experience. Comedy,
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: A boat ride comedy would be good too, But I
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: just don't know if that's happening that way. Do you
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: think they'd sniff me out? Hey? I enjoyed the half
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: hour we spent talking about that coat I purchased. They also,
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: at this point already know that I'm a sucker that
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: I'll pay full price because I did.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You have to find them out. You have to case them.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: You have to kind of follow them around and find
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: them outside of their work. Yeah, and then you have
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: to really slow play it like in the Telltale Heart
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: when he took an hour to open up the door.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: Just you have to really just take your time with it.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: And Telltale Heart's good. I was going to say the
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Cask of a Monteado.
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, the Cask of a Mantiado, says, did.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: You read that one? I don't believe he might remember it.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: It was all those wonderful short stories of Edgar Allan
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: Poe that we read in like middle school and high school.
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: Poe was fucking spitting.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: If you read Poe in October.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Either, huh said, Alan wasn't bad either.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: Edgar was pretty good. Toolo.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Did you read Cask of a Montiado. It's the one
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: where he goes beneath into the catacombs beneath Paris, I believe,
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: and he's convincing this guy that there's a priceless cask
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: of wine, a Montiado down there, and they go deeper
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: and deeper and deeper, and he's somehow the guy's drunk,
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: I think, and he eventually gets him ahead of him,
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: and then he seals off the return with bricks because
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: he's a mason, and he builds a wall and seals
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: him in and kills him because he's eventually he hated
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: the guy for some reason.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: I know I haven't read that.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: It's great.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. I don't remember. We read like
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: one Edgar Allan Poe.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Book, probably The Fall of the House of Usher.
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: I don't know what it was for the crow, Oh,
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: the Raven Raven.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, we can
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't know.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think I read that uses the rare, the
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: raven nevermore. No, it does not ringing a bell distinctly,
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: I remember, I can tell you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I won't tell you. Remember it was in the December.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: That's such a great poem. You'd love it.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: We gotta go to in October.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: We should do go where Baltimore? Why we're going to
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: be in Baltimore in October.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: That's where post from bro Yeah had a house there, did, Yeah, that's.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Why the Ravens have three mascots named egg Rollin and
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: po Wow.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Catch some ball, Learn a little bit Girl, Alan and
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Stobby Baby to.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Literary Ghosts of All Time?
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: Did you see that there's a new airline that you
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: can pick your seat to not sit next to a man.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: It's like four women so they don't sit next to
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: dudes on the airplane.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Bumble, airlines, bumble.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: That's exactly what I was thinking.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't seen that. That's weird, though.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: It's so weird, like our dudes getting that, our dudes
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that creepy on airplanes.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: I sat next to an attractive lady on the plane
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: going back from Cleveland, and I didn't even look at
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: her direction the entire flight. I went like this, I
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: left faced the window the whole time. Yeah, please let
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: me know if I'm making you uncomfortable, my lady, Yeah,
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: my queen. And then I woke up. I fell asleep,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: and I woke up, and her boyfriend was checking on her,
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: being like, how's this fucking guy treating.
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: This guy being? Is this guy cool? Just fully asleep gargling?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, listening to the Rise and Fall of the Third
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Reich on full volume?
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: Is this in cel treating you bad?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Woke up with a morning boner listening to Gebels. That's
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: fucking nasty.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know what it
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: is about.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Uh, I've I mean, dude, I've sat in first class
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: and there are some like douches that sit up there
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: who like would absolutely try and like fuck Like I've
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: seen dudes clearly try and fuck the flight attendants.
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: That's so weird.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always it's even weird to me to be like,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: so where.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: You're headed, Yeah, they'll stand where I'm headed.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all going to the same flass. Dude, they'll
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: stand up and they'll go stand over where the flight
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: attendants sit and like chat it up with them.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: Where she's just playing candy crush drinking a coke zero
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: let her live.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: It's super uncomfortable.
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: It's so weird.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Actually took a video of a dude on the plane
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: the other day doing what talking. He was really pissing
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: me off, and I want to send it to my friend.
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: Let's see the video.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna play it, why because is.
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: There incriminating information?
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: No, I think you're probably just not supposed to do that. No, Yeah,
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: who gives a fuck, dude, This guy could not just
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: talking the entire flight and talking to a dude those
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: three rows ahead of him, like leaning into the aisle, like, so,
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: where are you working now? Like for the whole flight,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: and he's At one point his wife turned him. He
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: was no one wants to hear you talking.
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: She said that, and he.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Was He's like, come on, this dude wasn't I mean,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: it was crazy.
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: That's bad running into a stranger on a plane.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: They didn't know each other. They didn't know each other
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: like they like met while boarding the flight.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: This dude was.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: This dude was trying to talk to anybody who would
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: listen to him.
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: That is one of the worst flavors of He.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Was so obnoxio.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Is it funny to think, you know, air travel? I
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: would think that in the early days, back when you
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: could smoke on commercial airlines.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: And they would shave a beerian Ham.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Nobody slept on any of those flights. Airplanes were like
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: being at a bar.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: You'd also have to wear like a three piece.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Of your suit and uh yeah, and and everybody was
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: talking to everybody, and.
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: The flight attendants would fuck you back then.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. I think the flight attendans will fuck you now.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: But I think you just got to be like real
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: high status like, you gotta be three sixty at least
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: if you're going to fuck the flight attendants.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: One time, a flight attendant rode on a Delta napkin
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: her number and gave it to me. Really, but she
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: was not attractive, so it's not took the napkin and
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: you went, I blew my nose with it back. You
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: throw that out, please?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, honestly, that's the same type of situation
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that you're trying to get into at the Manolo Blonniic store. Correct,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Like she could have This could have been a gateway
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: drug to free flights for you for posterity.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: She's probably got just a basket of three sixty tags
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: in her fucking do.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: You think that backpack? Do you think that's true? You
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: can get perks from a flight at.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: One hundred thousand persons.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: My friend's mom is a flight attend and he just
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: those moms a flight A ten. He just flew to
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Kenya for free.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: You get a buddy pass and they'll they'll let you
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: fly in Delta.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Don't you need to be adulta one, don't be a
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: direct family member beneath the age.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: No, No, that's not true. You can be anyone they
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: can make its buddy pass.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: It's till I got to go fish out that fucking.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: But they also but also it's not a guarantee that
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: you're gonna get under those flights you're on standby.
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: But it's like there's still enough where you can get
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: free flights at any time anywhere if you're on the
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: true buddy pass. Yeah, like especially domestically crazy.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it only lasts until you're like twenty four, Yes, exactly,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: the family one and then.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: But I think that there's just every bump down you
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: get just a normal I think everyone just gets a
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: one other person because like if it's the family one,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: if it's for your kids, what about your husband or wife?
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: Husband? Wife is always going to be the top status.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Right, and so if someone doesn't have a husband or wife,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I think they can give that status to whomever they please.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Oh really, I think so.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: I think that you don't only get that status. It's
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: not like right that marital.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: That would be. You can't just say you have to
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: be married because some people have domestic partners.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: And common law marriage yes, might not be on paper
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: that we neglect to make marriage longtime love yes.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Oh so I can't give this buddy pass to my
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: longtime lover.
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: I can't give it to my part time lover. Yeah,
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: this is the only love I have in my life.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what if you're a Mormon. But if you're a Mormon,
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: you have seventeen passes, you must just handing them out,
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: you must. Or Mormons like not believe in planes or
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: is that? Uh, what's the one that they don't use
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: any electricity Amish?
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: The men in nights, Yeah, they don't like men.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: They have to take the fucking Wright brother's plane.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: They have to pedal. Yeah, they need to hang on.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Or the Jews on Saturday on the Sabbath. They can't
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: even do buttons, can they?
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: They definitely do planes. I'll tell you that every flat
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I'm on there's at least fifteen Jews fly on Saturdays.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: Fly on Saturdays.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: True, I ask you why they're so packed on Sunday.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Every single Jewish person is trying to get out of
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: their fucking location.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: One time I took a flight from Vancouver. It was
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: a red eye from Vancouver back to New York and
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: it was I would say a full half of the
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: plane was Hasidic Orthodox Hasidic Jews.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Did they have their hats in the cases.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Correct, So all the overhead space is gone. And I
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: was sitting in a And forgive me if I have
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: a hard time knowing the difference between Orthodox and Hasidic.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: I know that's different.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: We know what you're talking about, though, But you could
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: just say the big hat Jews.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: You can say that, and I will agree that that
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: is the group to whom I am referring. But they
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: I was sitting in the in the seat that had
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: no it was you know, there was like an alley
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: between me and the next row and nothing in front
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: emergency exit big plane. I'm on the left. In the
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: middle is where the flight attendants are chefing up whatever
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: the microwave food. And so this was a place that
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: people would kind of gather to wait for the bathroom
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: or stretch their legs. And I'm sitting there and I'm
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: trying to sleep because it's a red eye, and I
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: had a gathering of you know, four or five young
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Jewish boys at all times playing patty.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Cake, a rowdy bund stepping on my feet.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, they weren't going to sleep.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: They I don't think they do sleep. I think they're
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: on like eight hundred millis of caffeine at all.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: Prime Yeah, uh so, yeah, they were. They were. It's
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: just that was my memory of that flight. And you
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: know what, I love I love them.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: They are a rowdy group of guys.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: They had great energy and spunk.
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: And have you ever seen the videos are Curious Oil. No,
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: it's like a town. Yeah, Pennsylvania used to watch.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Those on the Act right, Yeah, and like harass people.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: It's the most mischievous gaggle of Jewish boys. Really so
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: mischievous that it borders on criminality.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: You know, when like people say like boys will be boys,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: they're talking about Hasidic boils will be buys. Yeah, that's
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: what they were.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: Oils.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Those dudes will like they'll see like a they'll see
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: like a dude in like a golf cart and they'll
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: go over and they'll just tip over the golf cart,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: rip the dude out of it, starts driving around him.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: It's like all it's all golf cart related.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: They're so funny. It's it's some of the funniest videos ever.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Well that's kind of fun, but also it's like it
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: has it it's like an egg around Poe poem. It
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: has an ear of eeriness or just a touch of eeriness,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: just as taste of eeriness.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Maybe sort of like that movie I don't worry, darling,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Did you ever see that? It was pretty good? I
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: actually thought that was a good movie. I don't watch it.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Don't worry darling.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: You know what movie in retrospect I thought sucked or
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I knew it sucked at the time, and then as
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: the years go on, I just realized more and more
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: how much it sucked. And I can't even believe it
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: was ever critically acclaimed.
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: What La La Land?
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: I love that movie?
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: What I never saw it.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: I've watched it, but I've seen the clip.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: I've seen the clip of the camera moving like eight
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: thousand times that movie. She's and he's playing the piano
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: so bad.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Really, I liked it. I liked the music.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I hated the music. I hated the music. I hated
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: the plot. I hated the setting. I hated the idea
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: that like Hollywood was like just sniffing its own dick.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Loving that movie, it's like, Oh, it's about us, that's
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: really who we are, Like we're just in La La
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Land out here.
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: It makes my skin crawl.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: If we're talking about good movies that we didn't enjoy
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Dunkirk for me, I like it couldn't get into it.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: It might be worth way too slow, it might be
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: worth a second watch. Tarantino says it's the most well
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: shot movie he's ever seen.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see that, but I don't care about that.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Harry Styles, I don't care about cool shots. Seems like
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: you're avoiding all Harry Styles movies.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was part of it. I can't
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: get it. I can't take Harry Styles seriously as an actor.
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: But they also had bar Barry Ki.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't like him either.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Nobody speaks for the first fifteen minutes of that movie
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: or something crazy. Really, there is not a word spoken.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: It's us. I could have written that movie long shots
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: in boats, missiles landing on beach, alright, I guess, well, yeah,
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: let's just do that one for like thirty minutes. I
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: guess that'll kill half the movie.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: That's such a great story, though, that the fishing boats
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: came to get them off the beach and rescued the
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: British Army to carry on the British Empire in their fight.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Is that World War One too?
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: Too?
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Interesting, big time too.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: It is one of the most pivotal wrong decisions of
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: the war from Hitler, because they had them, they could
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: have just driven them into the seat.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: Hiller was just getting his dick sucked by Averbron snorting meth.
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: Have you gotten to that part of right now?
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Dunkirk's going on and he just has a fucking full
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: length mirror full of myths and he's just getting his
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: balls gargled by Averbron while he fucking rails myths.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Now, I haven't gotten to that fure.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: There's problem the beach. We've got them surrounded. No, no, wait, wait,
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: don't go.
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: I'm busy.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't finish the job. They don't finish. Yeah,
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: and they had.
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: Him well he finished.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I know the story is good. I
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: just didn't like the movie. The movie just didn't do
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: it for me. And I love war movies.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta watch that Guy Richie movie about the brit
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: That's another one that sucks.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Off gentlemanly warfare.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ministry, that one's a that was an interesting one
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: that tells an interesting story about how the British subverted
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: the Nazi.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: H I kind of have a hard time, gey, I
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: get to British movies as a whole.
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: Why don't you swallow that yon.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Dumb ass accents? That was me reacting to Dunkirk falling asleep?
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: What'd you suck that yawn back into your goal?
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Well, because I watched Interstellar and then I was like,
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: what's the mother Christopher Nolan movies? And then I threw
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: on Dunkirk and I was like, not even close to
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Interstellar or Oppenheimer.
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: Nolan does not miss often though. Bro, see now you're
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: making Francis jan Yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: I knew that was gonna happen. I knew that was
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: what was going to happen to Always my fault.
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: Because he's an mpath. He caught your yawn.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: What is the worst Christopher Nolan movie? For me? It's Tenant.
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: Tenant sucked.
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: I couldn't follow in him.
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: It's impossible to follow.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: And everyone's like, well, you gotta watch it again. I'm like,
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: that's not how movies should work. Although I think I
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: just about Unkirk. I really do believe that.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: That's what they say about Uh did you did you
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: see that video about Dave going to pizza restaurants? And
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: they're like, why, this is why it's problematic that Dave
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: rates pizza restaurants after just going in once and not
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: announcing himself, And they did this long story about how
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: the guy who started the food critic business was like
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: a New York Times writer and he would go to
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: restaurants three times to make before he wrote a review,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: to make sure that he like didn't have a bad
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: given him a fair shake. But I completely disagree with
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: that premise, Like, if you're trying a restaurant for the
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: first time and it sucks.
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: You're not gonna be like, well, let me give it
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: two more shots.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Like if it sucks, it sucks, like they should be
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: giving you, putting their best foot forward every time.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: The best restaurants are good every time you got Yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: So I just.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Completely rejected that premise that that that's why his Peach
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: reviews are bad, just because this one food credit wanted
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: to give some fucking asshole in the nineteen forty is
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: a chance to make his Baked Alaska three times.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Every pizza place I've been to that's good is always good, exactly.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Never been to a pizza place where, like one day
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: you go and it just.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: Sucks, exactly.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: They got my spots.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: They just wanted to hate them. Look what you're doing
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: to Francis. We were making him yond.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be an epidemic.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: Now I haven't yoned in the last five minutes.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: This is a there's a clock underneath this video or
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: the people who are listening to their podcast on.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Once and Francis is yon like eight times.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: But he catches them. You know that he catches him.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: He's that's like some disease. No, if he was a psycholopaist.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: I told you I loved you in the last episode,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: and that is why I am getting the yawns from you.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: That's creepy, Like you don't like it. You don't like
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: being told that.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: You can't accept love. You can accept that you are
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: loved either.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: No, all right, well we got to wrap this up, okay,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: because we have a guest coming in cool Okay, all right,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: well I don't tells that comes out tomorrow, so please
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: listen to that or watch it and be nice because
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: if it doesn't go well, I will kill myself. Thank you.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Please buy tickets to Bob Punk in Philly. I need
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I need this to go well, and I need you
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: guys to start actually buying tickets. And you guys have
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: been acting like you're buying tickets, but you are not.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: And I will also kill myself. I'll join Sass in
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: the sweet release.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Don't join me, Bro, I didn't know I love you.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: I can't see any I literally don't see a single word.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Sure, it's why, this is why it's so hard for
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: me when you're when you don't accept my love. I'll
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: be in Austin September nineteenth weekend. I believe at the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Creek in the Cave. Tickets at Punch Up Dot Live
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Slash Francis.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Salas alrighty, we'll see you guys next episode.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Goodbye,