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MID AF! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.13.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I saw this headline here and this made
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  me absolutely mad. Why is it that everybody always
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  needs to get along with Taylor Swift? Why can't
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  we have opposing opinions? I thought that was
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  the basis of America. was having opposing opinions.
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  And this New York Knicks broadcaster, Monica
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  McNutt, was seen on a video saying that, oh,
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  Taylor's not a real fan, blah, blah, blah, when
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  they were live, their mics were hot or something.
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  And I was proud of her. I was like, good, call
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  out Taylor for being an annoying broad. Mm -hmm.
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  Well, here she is being interviewed by TMZ Sports
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  saying, sorry, it's so annoying. We gotta talk
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  about that. Nothing crazy, but we gotta ask.
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  So I read some of your comments in the comments.
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  This paparazzi's voice is so annoying. Can you
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  imagine dating her? For you in the comments.
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  Swifties, I appreciate your passion. I said what
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  I said. And here's the deal. If I'm wrong, I
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  am wrong, apparently, because she's got an OG
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  Amari Saldana jersey. That doesn't mean deadly
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  squat. Only in New York. Hold on one second.
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  Why do you got that? Bang, bang. Only in my city,
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  guys. Right. I'm just following. I did not know,
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  but here's the deal. Context, I literally just
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  did a piece on Celebrity Row. I've been with
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  this organization for five years. I know these
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  folks. Ben Stiller, his wife, Christine, like...
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  Yeah, so she knows that she's a clown face, sir!
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  Mm -hmm. I agree, yeah. Fat Joe, like, I had
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  not seen her here this year or last year. Get
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  it, girl. And we just saw her in Cleveland with
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  her fiance. Obviously, trash supports the Cavs.
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  She didn't have any mixed paraphernalia, so I
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  did not know of her next boy. No one did. She's
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  not a fan. She wanted to get attention. Because
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  everything's about her. There's actually been
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  reports that she might be on the spectrum, and
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  I would not deny it. She's a weird girl. See,
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  we're shut off from T -Swift like we could be
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  united in orange and blue, like it's her. Okay,
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  I love that. So you're standing on it. I mean,
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  I did not know. I apologize if I'm wrong. and
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  apparently I'm wrong. I think she's doing a good
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  job of saying sorry just to shut up those parasocial
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  Swifties. Oh no, she's not a fan. You know, she's
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  like, where's Carmelo? Sorry, but I did not know
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  because we've seen, come on now, every celebrity
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  that's a mixed man been in the field in a year.
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  Yeah, she hasn't been in any other games but
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  that dirty rotten moron had to make it about
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  her. So, it's all good. And this girl's a lot
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  prettier than Taylor. By the way, Anybody is
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  prettier than Taylor. I don't get the Taylor
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  Swift type. No, I'm not being an incel. No, she's
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  not ugly. But she is just not that pretty. Now,
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  we got to put it out there. So you said that
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  she has an OG jersey. There are pictures of the
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  Amari Stoudemire era. That's where the origin
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  story is. So shout out to her because that means
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  she's been in the trenches. I have just not seen
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  her. That was a good job of not saying sorry,
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  but saying sorry enough to shut up the moronic
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  Swifties. Here's Paul Pierce going off on streamers.
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  You know what I'm mad, though? I'm calling out
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  all you goddamn streamers. Oh, yeah, this is
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  like old hat. and radio hating on podcasting.
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  You're a dinosaur. I'm calling out all you other
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  motherfuckers who ain't got no talent getting
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  money. This is what y 'all doing because y 'all
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  really nerds in real life. You're the cool junk.
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  Then you poop yourself in the NBA finals. And
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  y 'all going out here spending money on these
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  chicks because y 'all couldn't get them in real
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  life. Well that is a good point. That's a very
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  good point. Because Because y 'all weak. I wanted
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  to not agree with him. I really, I really, I
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  did. But my lord is he accurate there. And y
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  'all only popular because y 'all getting money
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  off of this and that. Y 'all ain't got no gang.
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  So y 'all going out here and putting the price
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  of a girl up to a certain level. That is a very
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  good point. Buying them Birkin bags. That was
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  funny how I said bags. And things they don't
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  need. To where now, you got all these girls out
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  here thinking they can get dollars like that.
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  Oh yeah, they're busters. She said that shit
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  like that when you got cats out here. Hey, yeah,
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  yeah, give you $100 ,000, $2 million. Man, that
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  shit is weak. I agree. I wanted to disagree with
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  Paul Pierce because I was a fan of the Kobe Bryant
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  Lakers. But I'm kind of agreeing with him. I
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  ain't mad at y 'all getting y 'all money, but
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  y 'all driving the price up too much. To where
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  y 'all got these girls out here all in their
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  head thinking they can just... I mean, in the
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  beginning part when he called them nerds or whatever,
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  that was low -hanging fruit. But now he's speaking
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  the truth. Squares out here. It's real squares
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  out here y 'all following. It's very true. Really.
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  And paying these females hundreds of thousands,
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  millions, and gassing them up. So now, motherfuckers
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  come out and they're like 15 million. Y 'all
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  all right? Man, he's a miserable guy. Remember
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  when he got fired from Disney for having strippers
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  at his house or possibly prostitutes and they're
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  playing poker? Here, here, pop a gun. All right,
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  whatever. Yeah, he kind of has a good time, but
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  he kind of comes off like an entitled brat. Selena
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  Gomez is proving there's no bad blood between
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  her and Taylor Swift. All right, so after the
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  Spurs lost to the Knicks, she commented on an
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  MTV post showing Taylor Swift at the Knicks game
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  and she commented, LOL. And then on her story,
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  she posted pictures of her from the past wearing
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  a Spurs jersey implying, I'm a real fan and you're
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  not. And then what she did was she deleted that
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  said post. Honey, it lives on forever. Ah! after
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  the actress commented LOL underneath an Instagram
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  roundup from Game 4 of the NBA Finals that had
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  photos of various celebrities in attendance,
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  including Taylor. Oh, some nutty. She's like,
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  how can I get publicity? By the way, I was going
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  to say earlier that she does things when there's
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  an album coming out. Well, I mean, Toy Story
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  5 is coming out. So maybe that was to promote
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  it because everything she does is about publicity.
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  The show doesn't have an original opinion or
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  personality or bounty. Her very skinny little,
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  you know, chicken -like body. The Rare Beauty
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  founder clarified speculation that she was shaving
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  her longtime pal. And it was just so autistic
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  watching her dancing. I'm dancing. I'm dancing.
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  Selena writes on her Instagram stories June 11th,
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  quote, woke up and was sent so many texts. Oh,
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  yeah, I know she didn't regret it. She's probably
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  a little tipsy. Maybe I'm like a two -day dry
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  spell with Benny Blanca. She's probably emotional
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  about the spares. But never insult my friends,
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  nor... She's not your friend, honey. Shut up.
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  Why can't people just trash Taylor and just stick
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  by it? I'll trash her to the moron! Wasn't an
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  insult. The comment was a reaction to the first
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  slide on the page. No, it wasn't. You're lying.
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  Stop lying. You're bipolar and bipolar. People
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  like me do bombastic things and I regret it after.
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  33 -year -old also made sure to explain another
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  Instagram story she posted the previous night.
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  She wrote, quote, mad respect for the game. Congrats
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  to the peeps that represent. What a comeback.
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  Shut up. Why can't anybody stick by their opinion
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  that they're annoyed by the fakeness of Taylor
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  Swift? Why did the Knicks reporter, play -by
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  -play girl, whatever she is, why did she have
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  to say sorry? Taylor Swift is fake! She's a walking
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  publicity machine. It works for her, but she's
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  fake. Stick by it. So funny how some are all
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  of a sudden fans, though, lol. Yeah, it's very
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  true. So that's her saying sorry, and also saying...
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  You're kind of fake. Selena further explains
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  it was all about the opposing team. No, it wasn't.
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  Clarified. Quote, second, I bet my friends on
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  the game. Ah, yeah, so she lost to Beck. It's
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  in the text chain. I post it. I lost, but was
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  poking at my opponents, my friends. God, why
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  does nobody stick by their opinion? You don't
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  like Taylor and that's fine. She's not very likable.
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  She's not annoying. Let's talk about a recent
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  viral moment that's world buzzing. And it's Boosie
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  going off on A $AP Rocky for wearing the thong.
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  I swear to God, I think Boosie wants penis more
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  than anything. This guy right here always has
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  to talk about people that might do things that
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  are a little flammish, because he wants penis.
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  This time involving Boosie and A $AP Rocky. A
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  video started circulating online that appeared
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  to show Rocky performing on stage in what looked
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  like thong underwear. Hell yeah! He must have
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  forgot to do laundry and was like, Hey, Rihanna,
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  can I wear one of your thongs? Boosie didn't
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  hold back. He jumped on social media, expressing
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  his disbelief and... Disgust. He even questioned
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  if - He said, this gotta be AI. I know this N
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  -word ain't got a thong on. This gotta be AI.
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  If not, who just said they could go start wearing
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  thongs? I feel sorry for the little boys in this
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  world. Man, he is all about little boys. It's
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  very off -putting. The same guy that got a prostitute
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  for his 15 -year -old. He's a scumbag! Clip was
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  AI -generated before jokingly declaring, I'm
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  going back to sleep. This world coming to an
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  end. Yeah, your career came to an end a while
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  ago. Others quickly pointed out that Rocky was
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  actually wearing nude -colored boxer briefs with
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  a black band. Yeah, so it's on the top of Boozy's
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  mind is anything that's gay. Because he's probably
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  bi. On a song. Alright, well, he got kind of
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  proven to be an idiot. Why? Because Boozy Badass
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  is an idiot. He had songs. Zoom. Zoom, zoom,
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  zoom. But he's still an idiot. Idiot, idiot.
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  Happy Hot Topic! Key vote on the new Tampa Bay
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  Rave Stadium proposed for Tampa. Push back again.
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  I swear to God, there is something fishy about
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  them. We all know that I had the inside info
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  that there was never a deal in Tampa prior to
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  this. And to me, that energy always will translate.
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  There's something very sketchy about them. They
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  want other people to pay for the stadium even
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  though they have the money. Because they're cheap.
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  They never pay for players. They let everybody
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  go. Any of the players that are on this team
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  right now, I'm not going to be there in 10 years.
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  We're a professional minor league team. And they're
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  just pushing us back and all the attention for
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  the last two freaking years since October 2024
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  during the hurricane has been about the race
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  and not really rebuilding the area. Today, members
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  of Tampa's Community Redevelopment Agency rejected
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  one proposal to delay the item until July before.
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  This is what they always do. They delay it because
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  they're just letting time go by. Agreeing to
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  continue it until August as questions about that
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  deal remain. This is George McCurdy. Arthur joins
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  us live in Tampa. I have such a crush on this
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  woman. With more on the story, Georgia. Yeah,
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  Stacey and Josh, delays, delays, and more delays.
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  This is the whole problem. And I know the area
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  was so excited, not really, all 20 ,000 of those
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  fans. And everybody was kind of excited about
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  the new stadium and whatnot. But I'm telling
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  you, I've been around the organization. They're
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  like a tortoise in a race. They move very slowly.
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  I know the tortoise wins. I ain't got it. That
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  was not the best example of what I'm trying to
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  say. But I'm just saying they move slowly because
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  they're almost gaslighting us. After weeks of
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  debates on proposed race stadium deals, city
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  leaders just ultimately decided they're still
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  not ready to have that conference. Yeah, because
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  they're gaslighting you. It's kind of like when
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  you're dating a friend with benefits and you
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  don't know if you should break up or not, but
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  you keep pushing it back. You keep trying to
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  make it work. This is the same thing. The Community
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  Redevelopment Agency was scheduled to vote on
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  a non -binding memorandum of understanding for
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  the proposed Tampa Bay Rays stadium. All this
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  work for a baseball team that's never going to
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  win a World Series. The agreement outlines a
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  framework for the development, funding, construction,
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  and operation of the stadium. The Rays will still
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  pay more than half the capital. But they should
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  be paying all of it. It's not hard to spot the
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  body. I don't even pay $800 million. Just stay
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  at the drop at the dump, but it's your home.
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  And the city, $80 million, and the CRA, $100
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  million. What a waste of money and attention
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  that is. You know what? To all the race fans,
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  they get mad that I speak the truth. Mm -hmm.
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  I'm just telling you, they don't care about you.
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  A lot of times, I'll be out and about, and I'll
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  hear people talk about the race, and they just,
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  they're getting castled. They don't care. Do
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  you guys have $5 hot dogs? Good for you. I'm
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  telling you, this area protected Jeff Knight.
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  I literally was the only media figure that called
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  out Jeff Knight, and that's a problem. Everybody's
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  like, oh, but he owns businesses around here.
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  He killed them, honey. And ladies and gentlemen,
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  I mean, he didn't like murder them, but ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls, he was on a ferry
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  that took someone's life. Now, if they took his
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  life, the Hispanic man, you know, I should be
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  calling and whatnot. But he was totally sober.
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  Mm -hmm. And not on anything like mushrooms or
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  weed. Mm -hmm. Because when you blow the FWC
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  test and get a 0 -0, when he was on the phone
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  with Kevin Haisley, that totally means you had
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  nothing else in your body. Shut up. Mm -hmm.
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  Mm -hmm. Two passengers who were on the Clearwater
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  ferry the day a boat crashed into it are now
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  suing the ferry operator, the boat driver, and
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  the company that owned that. The comment on YouTube
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  was, this was 100 % cocaine night's fault, not
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  the ferry. Why would you say that? He's never
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  done cocaine. Boat. Prominent local businessman
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  Jeffrey Knight is currently facing charges for
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  that April 2025 crash. He just looks like a scumbag.
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  his loser nipple baby son. I don't care that
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  you're on St. Pete. You're a loser. I got you
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  a Celtus punch -out. You got the personality
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  of a dead rat. You got the personality of a plum
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  that's been laying down in the sun all day. He's
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  already facing multiple lawsuits, but he'll be
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  fine because it's originally here. Oh, he's protected
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  around here. My Celtus shoves over to the ground.
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  You got all this. This is the first to name the
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  Clearwater Ferry. The crash killed one person
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  and injured 10 of them. No, I beg to ask. If
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  it was in reverse. You know, everybody would
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  have their pitchforks. There's the new lawsuit
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  alleges the ferry was operated in a dangerous
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  manner. You get the whole thing? Breaking news!
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  It comes after concerns over whether some of
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  the lights were working. And totally to do about
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  the lights. And nothing else! Jeffrey Knight,
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  kiss my ass! I don't care that you used to give
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  people affordable kibble with night enter prices.
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  I think you're a scumbag, and I don't believe
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  in an afterlife, but if there is one, you're
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  going to burn in hell, bitch. That's how I feel.
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  14 days in a row I have produced this show. 14
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  days in a row. I have given it my all. Or maybe.
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  I don't know. Who cares? Whatever. And now, back
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  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Hello, Joseph Carlin. Remember me?
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  If you were a nepo baby, you will probably hate
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  it, but still listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep
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  begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive. And those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
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  Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
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  Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
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  now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this
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  button, boom, the whole program's going to start.
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  Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Uh, what is it?
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  The semen was so big. And now for something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. I got a voicemail
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  at 856 - 49 Hoppy, that's 856 -494 -6773. I didn't
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  listen to the voicemail because it's not worth
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  giving my ears a listen, but I scanned through
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  the transcript and it pretty much said that last
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  week during my rant about the comic community,
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  I said that I have 250 ,000 listens. I didn't
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  say listeners! Although I've had 800 ,000 listeners
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  since 2012. I said, I didn't say 250 ,000 listeners.
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  I said 250 ,000 listens with 10 ,000 people a
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  month. If they listen to Tucson or if they listen
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  to two or three shows a month, that averages
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  about 30 ,000, 20 ,000 listens times 12 is about
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  24. Uh, it's about 240 ,000. I could barely do
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  math. Something like that. So it's really 10
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  ,000 listeners a month. I'm honest. Some radio
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  shows, they're like, oh, we're so big. I'm being
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  real. Okay. The sports radio I worked in, they
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  got like 3 ,000 listens a morning on their show.
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  I mean, I'm saying people hear what they want
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  to hear. Okay. That's what they do. Yeah. Let
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  me do this real quick. 10 ,000 times. Let's say
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  they listen to two shows a month. It's 20 ,000
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  times 12, 240 ,000. I did the math. Yeah. I don't,
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  you know, it's funny though. It's kind of infuriating
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  in my opinion. You would never know that I have
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  10 ,000 listeners of Cleveland, Tampa Bay, Rochester,
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  California, Fresno, Chicago. You would never
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  know. Because let me see my latest YouTube videos.
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  Oh, I got seven news here. Three views, seven,
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  three, five, zero, 18, 13, 14, two, 13, 22, four,
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  one. Yeah. You would think I'm a schlub. But
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  on my YouTube page in the last month, I have
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  had, let's see here, 11 ,000 people. So you had
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  11 ,000 on YouTube per month, plus 10 ,000 on
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  the podcasting apps. That's 20 ,000. So I actually
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  have 20 ,000 listeners a month. Also. I notice
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  in this podcast insult subculture, I'll notice
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  it on these Reddit pages because I'm on Reddit
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  pages for stupid podcasts and radio shows. Like
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  that pathetic, almost said stutter verse. I don't
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  know what that would be. The dabble verse with
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  John Melendez stuttering John. That's what I
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  was thinking of. All these people go, oh my God,
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  he only has 2 ,500 views, but this podcast. You're
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  not contributing anything to society, creative
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  wise. You go out there and do a podcast. You
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  think it's so easy. You know what I mean? It's
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  not rocket science. Anyone can do it. It's just
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  a question of if it's good. And it's honestly,
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  maybe I'm proving the point that it pisses me
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  off a little bit. But you would never know that
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  I have 20 ,000 listeners a month. That's the
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  size of, let me see how many people can go. One
• 22:54
  time. For Cleveland listeners, progressive field
• 22:58
  attendance capacity, 34 ,000. So about two -thirds
• 23:05
  of progressive field at Cleveland listens to
• 23:08
  my show. Amelie Arena in Tampa Bay, 19 ,000.
• 23:15
  So pretty much a whole hockey arena listens to
• 23:19
  me now. Guys like MJ have like 400 ,000. I don't
• 23:24
  even know I'm going on this route. The hater
• 23:27
  knew it pissed me off and it did. But you know
• 23:31
  what? Unlike other podcasts in the comic community
• 23:35
  where they pay for views and have a zero comments.
• 23:42
  I would rather have seven listeners on a video.
• 23:46
  Oh, seven downloads. Then you know. Pay for listens.
• 23:53
  Also, I got a nice message here from radio legend,
• 23:57
  Ed Till. He said, it's always, he commented on
• 24:04
  my post, always great to hear from you. Thanks,
• 24:07
  brother. Your dedication to your craft can be
• 24:10
  seen in all your posts. I'm following your success,
• 24:14
  Ryan, as you're an up and coming radio legend.
• 24:17
  Oh, thank you. He was at Real Radio 104 .1, which
• 24:24
  I never worked at. I always wanted to work there,
• 24:27
  but now they're downsizing. They got rid of that
• 24:28
  Sabrina girl from the News Junkie, which is stupid.
• 24:31
  But I always wanted to be on Real Radio 104 .1.
• 24:34
  I was at 102 .5, the button close enough. And
• 24:37
  I always respected the people that worked there
• 24:39
  before. And I worked directly with Drew Garabo,
• 24:42
  who worked, I believe, with Ed Till. So you look
• 24:45
  at Ed Till's social media and you see a little
• 24:47
  bit of the Drew Garabo influence. Brian Munchie
• 24:50
  Donovan from iHeart. Kane's old sidekick. The
• 24:53
  head of social media for Florida at iHeart. Good
• 24:55
  guy enough. He said that you're always the first
• 24:59
  person you work with. So there's an example there.
• 25:02
  That's some inside baseball. For my radio nerds!
• 25:10
  So I have a window in this studio. I can see
• 25:13
  out. And when it's sunny out, I'm in a good mood.
• 25:17
  We're hanging out. But I'm looking out right
• 25:19
  now. It's cloudy. Probably going to rain. Yeah,
• 25:24
  you don't like when it rains, dude. I mean, if
• 25:27
  you're listening in Seattle. You probably like
• 25:29
  when it's going to rain. But me, this is my favorite
• 25:32
  mother, man. All right. Ah, hey. And now here's
• 25:35
  Ollie Williams with the Black U weather forecast.
• 25:37
  Ollie? You could not do that term now, Black
• 25:40
  U weather. It's going to rain. Thanks, Ollie.
• 25:42
  In local news, we have more on the approach of
• 25:44
  Hurricane RuPaul, which is working his or her
• 25:47
  way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams
• 25:49
  with the Black U weather report. Ollie? It's
• 25:52
  raining sideways. Sounds rough, Ollie. Do you
• 25:54
  have an umbrella? Had one. Where is it? Inside
• 25:56
  out. Is there anything we can do for you? What
• 25:59
  kind? All right, we'll get on that. Let's see
• 26:07
  what we have here. Do we have something right
• 26:10
  here I want to play for you? Yes, you know. I
• 26:17
  do. To my Illinois listeners, this is the podcast,
• 26:21
  not real life. So it did not hit the Chicago
• 26:31
  area. The Chicago media was like, tornadoes hit
• 26:34
  Chicago area. It hit Illinois. From what I could
• 26:37
  tell. Actually, let's call my mom. Because there
• 26:44
  was a tornado near Oak Lawn. What is my mom's
• 26:48
  name? Is that the right 224? Let's see if we
• 26:51
  can call her. Reminds me of middle school when
• 26:57
  we had ducking cover. Let's see if she picks
• 27:03
  up. Or if this will be like War of the Roses.
• 27:07
  Mom, you got cheated on. Pick up. I'm going to
• 27:16
  text her. Pick up. It's me. Your call has been
• 27:24
  forwarded to voicemail. Let's try it one more
• 27:26
  time. This is how you know the War of the Roses
• 27:29
  on, like, the Joe show on FLZ is fake. Because
• 27:32
  the person picks up every time. Oh, yeah, because
• 27:34
  right now it's 9 a .m., 9 .30 a .m. in Illinois
• 27:36
  on Saturday. And my mom's up. She didn't pick
• 27:39
  up. Do you think you're going to want to pick
• 27:40
  up at 7 a .m. to talk to Joseph Carballo and
• 27:42
  Ashley Nix and Jed, whatever his last name is,
• 27:45
  to talk about being cheated on? Mm -hmm. Oh,
• 27:52
  it is. Hello? Hi, why didn't you pick up before?
• 27:56
  I didn't recognize the number. You always need
• 27:59
  to recognize 856 -49 -HOPI. I want to ask you,
• 28:02
  Mom. So, I'm talking about the tornadoes right
• 28:06
  now that were in Illinois. How bad was it near
• 28:08
  the house? Just really, really bad wind. Not
• 28:12
  too scary. Did the electricity go out? No. Where
• 28:18
  was the worst? Cause I know it hits street or
• 28:20
  Illinois, which I never heard of, but where was
• 28:22
  the worst part in the Chicago area? Was it maybe
• 28:24
  midway near like where our friend Penny lives?
• 28:27
  Um, yeah. And further South, I think. Yeah. But
• 28:31
  that's kind of not, that's what I was saying
• 28:32
  is like CBS was saying in the Chicago area, but
• 28:35
  that's never, it's more Rockford. Yeah, maybe
• 28:38
  not Rockford. Rockford's north. In the higher
• 28:42
  suburbs. I'm really glad that our cousins don't
• 28:45
  go to NIU right now because that is a wind tunnel
• 28:47
  over there. Yeah, yeah. When I was visiting them
• 28:50
  on campus two months ago and we were sitting
• 28:51
  in the pool room, you could hear the wind. I'll
• 28:55
  just check it in. I was watching a tornado. I
• 28:58
  could not believe how bad it was in Illinois
• 29:01
  because usually it's more like Tulsa or Missouri,
• 29:04
  but we got hit. I think they said seven tornadoes
• 29:07
  altogether. Yeah, these were big tornadoes. These
• 29:10
  were in like the tornadoes in like 07, 08 when
• 29:13
  I was just playing a tornado alarm. It's so obnoxious
• 29:17
  because we don't really have one for hurricanes
• 29:19
  in Florida. By the way, I want to get the expert
• 29:22
  opinion. What do you think about the Bears? I'm
• 29:27
  like 50 -50, so I don't know. Well, do you? What
• 29:33
  do you think about them not going to our hometown,
• 29:35
  Arlington Heights, which we live a block away
• 29:37
  from, the old racetrack where the Bears are supposed
• 29:38
  to... Yeah, it's kind of sad, yeah, that they're
• 29:41
  leaving Illinois. I think it's sad that they
• 29:43
  knocked down the racetrack for no reason, essentially.
• 29:46
  They could have done something with it. And then,
• 29:48
  what do you call it? I don't think it would...
• 29:50
  I think it would be an inconvenience to go to
• 29:52
  Indiana, but I mean, the Giants and Jets don't
• 29:54
  play in New York, so I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:57
  right. And then the... 49ers play in San Jose,
• 30:02
  so there you go. Yeah, I just was curious about
• 30:05
  the tornadoes because I didn't really feel like
• 30:07
  asking Penny. I don't know her that well. I like
• 30:09
  her. Don't get me wrong. My friend said in Oak
• 30:12
  Lawn that it was really bad. He almost lost his
• 30:14
  house, so that's not good. Wow, that's crazy.
• 30:16
  All right, talk to you later, Mom. Okay, hon.
• 30:18
  Bye. Bye. There you go. MJ, well, now he has
• 30:22
  Michelle Schninn on the show every day, but MJ
• 30:24
  calls his wife. And his kids, I call my mom.
• 30:28
  It's a little bit of my family -ness. I mean,
• 30:32
  mm -hmm. Lil Wayne wins $29 ,000 judgment in
• 30:37
  a lawsuit where he was accused of assaulting
• 30:39
  a security guard. I like Lil Wayne. I don't know
• 30:42
  if the clip was old, but I've seen videos of
• 30:44
  him on the court side with his son watching like
• 30:48
  a Lakers game, and he is a present father because
• 30:50
  a lot of these rappers are deadbeat dads. So
• 30:56
  when you see one that's a good guy, you got to
• 30:58
  give him a round. Applause! This headline here,
• 31:04
  I think this guy got a little too long of time
• 31:06
  in prison, but he might have had a previous arrest
• 31:10
  warrant. And also, he's in Texas. Texas man sentenced
• 31:17
  to 45 years for massive Lego spree. to prison
• 31:21
  for decades after authorities say he stole hundreds
• 31:23
  of lego sets and other merchandise during a 50
• 31:26
  -day retail thief spree according to the watauga
• 31:28
  police department 28 year old winston love was
• 31:31
  Wow, that means he'll be getting out in 63. Sentenced
• 31:34
  to 45 years behind... Wait, 73! Behind bars after
• 31:38
  targeting retail stores across North Texas and
• 31:41
  Oklahoma in... I think 20 years would have been
• 31:43
  good, you know, get him out when he's 15, whatever.
• 31:45
  2025. Investigators working with multiple law
• 31:48
  enforcement agencies say they uncovered what
• 31:50
  they described as a larger pattern of organized
• 31:52
  retail theft tied to the case. Yeah, I have to
• 31:56
  wonder if this guy had like a previous rap sheet.
• 31:58
  Mm -hmm. The case went to trial last week where
• 32:01
  a jury found Love guilty. In addition to a 45
• 32:04
  -year prison sentence, he was also ordered to
• 32:06
  pay a $10 ,000 fine. So now he's got like negative
• 32:09
  $10 ,000 in the bank. I have a friend. The COVID
• 32:13
  community is already mad at me. Mm -hmm. I don't
• 32:16
  really care. But I had a friend who went to prison
• 32:19
  for eight years. I'm not going to say the crime.
• 32:22
  And he's like negative 10 ,000 in the hole because
• 32:26
  he couldn't afford to get a, like he couldn't
• 32:31
  afford to ankle monitor. So he's in debt. So
• 32:33
  even if you give him money, he, so like, let's
• 32:37
  say I get, let's say he's in debt by $10 ,080.
• 32:40
  If I give him $40, then he's in debt and $10
• 32:43
  ,040. Like, it's just very sad. But, It really
• 32:49
  shows in Florida that if you have money, you
• 32:52
  can pretty much get away with anything. Police
• 32:55
  praised the teamwork between the agencies involved,
• 32:57
  saying the coordinated effort helped bring the
• 32:59
  months -long investigation to a close. Yeah,
• 33:02
  you know, you're sitting in prison now. Like,
• 33:04
  yo, what are you in for? Yo, I killed a guy.
• 33:07
  Yo, what are you in for? I was in this crime
• 33:09
  theft for Legos. In New Zealand, an e -scooter
• 33:15
  rider nearly missed a moment of getting hit by
• 33:18
  a garbage truck. Man, these e -scooters, it's
• 33:22
  really proving a point that they're out of control
• 33:24
  everywhere. I thought it was just Florida. E
• 33:26
  -scooter rider in New Zealand had a very close
• 33:28
  call with a garbage truck. Footage from the June
• 33:30
  4th incident in Kelston shows the rider traveling
• 33:33
  along a footpath when the truck's lifting arms
• 33:35
  suddenly came down. oh my goodness rider managed
• 33:38
  to duck in time but still fell off the scooter
• 33:40
  you could duck and cover the truck driver checking
• 33:43
  on them opening their door that's a good truck
• 33:46
  driver rider flashed a thumbs up before continuing
• 33:48
  on their way that's gotta be weird and you just
• 33:51
  chase death i feel like every time you're on
• 33:54
  an e -scooter you're chasing death auckland council
• 33:56
  used this video as an opportunity to urge the
• 33:58
  public to stay safe on these scooters yeah people
• 34:01
  are out of control on the road i'm the type of
• 34:03
  guy There's some people that like to get closer
• 34:06
  to the e -scooters. I'm the type of guy that
• 34:12
  I'm more into. I don't know. It's giving them
• 34:16
  space. Here's Ben Affleck saying no actors have
• 34:23
  job securities. I just didn't have the confidence.
• 34:25
  At a certain point, I kind of had nothing to
• 34:27
  lose. And that was really what kind of gave me
• 34:29
  the courage to take that leap. In the directing,
• 34:32
  you mean? Yeah. Ugh, Theo Vaughn. I don't like
• 34:36
  Trump, but I helped get him elected. Like, as
• 34:40
  an actor, I sort of got real cold and, like,
• 34:43
  had a couple of movies that didn't work, and
• 34:45
  then Jiggly, or whatever that movie was called,
• 34:48
  Jiggly, whatever it was. You know, all of a sudden,
• 34:50
  it can be kind of over for you. That's why it's
• 34:52
  tough. Really? I like the movie Paycheck. Business.
• 34:56
  Fuck, yeah, man. All right, there you go. Theo
• 35:00
  Vaughn seems like a nice enough guy. But he's
• 35:04
  kind of stupid. Man, I can kind of see why people
• 35:10
  don't like me. It's fine. I got my cat. Oh, my
• 35:14
  God. So, as everyone knows, I am a consumer of
• 35:23
  porn. A lot of girls think that, oh, I'm not
• 35:28
  going to bang you tonight, but you can just go
• 35:30
  home and watch porn. A lot of times my best porn
• 35:34
  sessions come after making out with a girl and
• 35:37
  I'm all blue balls up. Which let me get to that
• 35:40
  in a second. I'll get to this video in a second.
• 35:44
  I'm telling you, there is a big difference between
• 35:48
  how guys get turned on and how girls get turned
• 35:53
  on. When a guy's turned on, it's like a water
• 35:56
  gun. Something needs to be released. It's like
• 35:59
  a... It's like a slingshot or something. You
• 36:03
  know when you hold it back, something has to
• 36:05
  go? That's kind of how it is. We got to release
• 36:07
  it. With girls. I did this bit before, but it
• 36:11
  was like 50 minutes into the show, so I want
• 36:13
  to do it in the beginning again. You hear this?
• 36:15
  Let me turn on my mic. This is going to be the
• 36:17
  sound of my Tozo Bluetooth headphones being opened.
• 36:20
  So right now it's open. And right now, sorry.
• 36:24
  And right now, we're doing this. Listen to me
• 36:27
  close it. Here's the girl turned on. Here's the
• 36:31
  girl turned off. Turned on. Turned off. Turned
• 36:38
  on. Turned off. It's very crazy how quickly they
• 36:44
  can get turned off. You don't cut your nails
• 36:47
  and you start using your finger and it hurts
• 36:49
  them. There are a lot of ways that it can really
• 36:56
  turn them off. And then for us, We're left, we
• 37:01
  want to get our rocks off. It's very frustrating.
• 37:06
  It really, really is. But what I was saying was,
• 37:12
  a lot of times in my algorithm, I'll see the
• 37:15
  same porn stars. St. Lisa Ann, Angela White.
• 37:24
  But there's a porn star. that I am in love with.
• 37:29
  Maybe it's because of the name of her porn actress
• 37:31
  name, but it's Indica Flower. And Indica's my
• 37:34
  favorite. But Indica Flower is really good at
• 37:38
  it. She's phenomenal at her job. Absolutely,
• 37:43
  positively phenomenal. And here she is saying
• 37:50
  that she doesn't really like having sex with
• 37:52
  guys on scene. Okay, question number one. Because
• 37:55
  you're gay in real life, How do you get turned
• 37:59
  on by men when you film? Short answer, I don't.
• 38:03
  Oh, Lord. You know, I just got to make every
• 38:05
  guy that went to pound town not feel great. So,
• 38:10
  filming, I mean, like, it's our job, right? So,
• 38:14
  me and the male performer. This really proves
• 38:17
  that they are not really enjoying it. Are on
• 38:20
  set. We're both there to do a job. We're both
• 38:23
  there to get it done as quickly and efficiently.
• 38:25
  Money shot! It's possible. So it's not about
• 38:28
  getting turned on. Like, that's not what makes
• 38:31
  a scene good. What makes a scene good is the
• 38:33
  energy that you bring, the acting, the performance.
• 38:36
  So she's. The dramaticness? Dramatic. What? You're
• 38:40
  putting your mouth on a penis or having intercourse.
• 38:43
  It's not that dramatic. No! If you guys are out
• 38:47
  here, it's a little more dramatic. That's what
• 38:49
  makes a good scene. So I feel like, honestly,
• 38:51
  that's just kind of irrelevant, you know? I mean,
• 38:53
  she's a lesbian. I thought I had a chance. If
• 38:56
  every scene was about how turned on you were,
• 39:00
  corn would not exist. Oh, God! Why does the algorithm
• 39:07
  have to call it corn? Fight that movie, Idiocracy.
• 39:12
  You know. Like, if you were to fight the algorithm
• 39:15
  enough, the algorithm would be like, fine, I'll
• 39:18
  let the video go through. But it sounds idiotic
• 39:21
  when you say corn. Sophie Rain reveals some fans
• 39:25
  have tried to touch her in public. It's definitely
• 39:28
  unique. A lot of people think that has just come
• 39:29
  up to me and touched me. It's gotta be a pudding.
• 39:34
  That's the problem with being a hot piece of
• 39:36
  ass. You have a lot of guys who think they're
• 39:40
  better than you. Whenever they want to. Have
• 39:42
  people tried that? 100 % people have. And I think
• 39:46
  that's definitely a con that I like to say out
• 39:48
  there. Obviously, these men, they see you online,
• 39:51
  and when they see you in person, they're obviously
• 39:53
  going to think that they can do anything. And
• 39:55
  it's just not okay to just go up and touch someone
• 39:57
  randomly. I just don't think that's okay, regardless
• 39:59
  if I'm online or not. It's definitely unique.
• 40:02
  A lot of people think that's how it's just come
• 40:03
  up to me. Yeah. I don't know. I've just been
• 40:07
  around so many OnlyFans girls. Never got to bang
• 40:09
  one, but I've been around a lot of them. And
• 40:13
  how do I explain them? They're human beings too.
• 40:18
  They put me to bed. Uh, here's, uh, women talking
• 40:29
  about when men approach them. Okay. Can we like
• 40:31
  really talk about for like one minute? Like why
• 40:33
  are men not pushing women in the bars anymore?
• 40:35
  Um, I don't know. It just doesn't seem like,
• 40:38
  I don't know. Every girl just thinks that when
• 40:40
  you approach them, you're trying to get your
• 40:42
  ex off. I mean, you are, but I don't have approaching
• 40:47
  game. I have getting a date off of a dating app
• 40:51
  game. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. But like the approaching
• 40:55
  game, not so much. Like, are you guys really
• 40:58
  that scared? Because I'm a little scared. Won't
• 41:01
  deny. Also, this is going to sound a little rude
• 41:07
  and I'm kind of a jackass, but I don't want to
• 41:09
  buy drinks if I'm not going to at least get the
• 41:12
  number or a follow back on Instagram. Nothing's
• 41:14
  worse than when you follow them on Instagram
• 41:16
  and then the next morning they don't follow you
• 41:18
  back. And you're like, well, that drink was for
• 41:19
  nothing. We strictly go to the bars because we
• 41:22
  literally want to be approached. All right, well,
• 41:24
  come up to me, baby. Why don't girls put in some
• 41:28
  effort? Like, I'm not there just to, like, hang
• 41:32
  out with friends. Like, yes, I want to see my
• 41:34
  friends, but, like, I'm also there because I
• 41:36
  want to talk to people. I feel like the whole,
• 41:39
  like, oh, I've been rejected once, and, like,
• 41:41
  now I'm terrified is crazy. Yeah, I don't know.
• 41:45
  I just, I'm... I'm over dating. I know I talk
• 41:50
  about it and I'm on dating. But it's just very,
• 41:56
  it's gotten to the point where it's just like,
• 41:59
  is this worth it? That's what I wonder all the
• 42:05
  time. I'm like, is this worth, I know the hip
• 42:08
  Gen Z term is soul tie, but it really, there
• 42:11
  is a point to it. Is it really worth getting
• 42:14
  a soul tie with all these girls? Is it? Is it?
• 42:21
  Is it? No, I'm being serious. I don't know. I
• 42:27
  just don't think girls think guys have emotions.
• 42:31
  Yeah, we want to get a rock song. I was hanging
• 42:38
  out with this girl this week. We were chilling
• 42:39
  on the couch. And she was like, were you expecting
• 42:44
  to get laid today? And I was like, kind of. You've
• 42:47
  told me stories. And nothing's worse than when
• 42:50
  a girl tells you stories about what they used
• 42:52
  to do. And then it doesn't happen to you. I remember
• 42:57
  there was a TikTok trend of like a man screaming
• 42:59
  into a void of like an echo. And it was like,
• 43:02
  like echoing like that. And the point of it was
• 43:08
  like when you're troubled by something. And it
• 43:10
  was like when you hear about your girl's past
• 43:12
  in bed and you're like. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
• 43:19
  boys and girls, that was that case. She was like,
• 43:22
  well, I've hooked up with another 6 '9 guy before.
• 43:25
  I'm like, oh, that must have been nice for him.
• 43:26
  Well, I think so. And I'm like, I'm like, okay,
• 43:30
  fine. All right, I lost interest in these broads.
• 43:34
  Yes, just remember that men have feelings too.
• 43:38
  Oh, what's going on with that freedom fight?
• 43:40
  UFC Freedom 250 is full steam ahead after a big
• 43:44
  win in court. I'm Mike Babcock, and this is a
• 43:46
  minute with Mike. Oh, yeah. So two Virginia residents
• 43:50
  had filed a civil lawsuit earlier this month
• 43:52
  against the Department of Interior and the National
• 43:55
  Park Service. Essentially, what they were saying
• 43:58
  was that the White House event on Sunday should
• 44:01
  not be allowed to go forward. They made a whole
• 44:03
  bunch of our... It's just Sunday, man. Time's
• 44:05
  flying. I remember when June 14th seemed so far
• 44:09
  away. A couple including a president was allegedly
• 44:12
  enriching himself along with a bunch of his friends,
• 44:15
  but... Whatever. I stopped getting into the UFC
• 44:20
  a while ago. I did it like Uriah Fiber. I did
• 44:22
  it in favor of whatever it was. What I liked
• 44:24
  about the UFC was back like 15 years ago. Me
• 44:30
  and my friends would go to Buffalo Wild Wings
• 44:32
  at V -Dubs in Mount Prospect. And what we would
• 44:37
  do at V -Dubs is get wings and then the girls
• 44:41
  would come later and then my friends would be
• 44:43
  coming and I'd be going home. That was always
• 44:48
  the best when they're like, Ryan, good seeing
• 44:49
  you. I'm about to go get a blowjob. It must be
• 44:52
  nice. I'm going to go home to my dad and watch
• 44:54
  reruns of King of Queens. Here's the sound of
• 44:58
  Scottish fans taking over Boston during the World
• 45:00
  Cup. that's all i hear cup is officially here
• 45:17
  international fans are taking over the usa mexico
• 45:20
  and canada i don't know i saw that in tampa they
• 45:23
  were taking over mcdennis and so on and it just
• 45:26
  seemed like a very boring party Tampa Bay Lightning
• 45:30
  fans are more fun to man on. The latest country
• 45:33
  to make its presence known in the U .S. is Scotland,
• 45:35
  which faces Haiti tomorrow in Foxborough. And
• 45:37
  Scottish fans have already started taking over
• 45:39
  local pubs to watch. The best part of Scotland
• 45:41
  is that they gave birth to Craig Ferguson. Other
• 45:43
  matches showing exactly what the World Cup is
• 45:45
  all about. It's only been one day, but we've
• 45:47
  already seen some incredible games, including
• 45:49
  Mexico's first ever opening day win over South
• 45:51
  Africa. I feel bad. I had a friend I have not
• 45:56
  seen in like seven years that I knew from Cleveland.
• 45:58
  I moved here coincidentally when I moved here.
• 46:00
  Really good guy. He was like asking me, he said,
• 46:03
  well, do you get any tickets to soccer watch
• 46:06
  parties for like the World Cup from work? And
• 46:08
  I hadn't heard from him in like seven years.
• 46:09
  And I was like, no, I can. And then I like looked
• 46:12
  up a watch party and I was like, I don't really
• 46:14
  want to watch soccer. I don't know. Soccer doesn't
• 46:20
  do it for me. I think it's because there's never
• 46:22
  a guaranteed winner. If there was a shootout,
• 46:25
  kind of like in hockey, where there's going to
• 46:27
  be a winner, that's fine. But I hate when it's
• 46:29
  like 1 -1 and this fucking game could end in
• 46:32
  a tie. That is what stops me from watching soccer.
• 46:35
  But it's about the art of it. I don't care. I
• 46:40
  want to watch a sport where there's a winner.
• 46:43
  Even if there's 18 innings like in that Seattle
• 46:45
  Mariners game eight months ago, there was still
• 46:47
  a winner. That's all I'm saying. Here's a woman
• 46:53
  giving advice if you get dumped. If you get dumped,
• 46:57
  a move on. If a woman dumps you, try this. First,
• 47:02
  respond with, okay, got it, and nothing more.
• 47:05
  Yeah, but once you see, even if you're playing
• 47:08
  games, once you say that, you should probably
• 47:11
  get out of there. Second, don't chase her and
• 47:13
  don't beg her for a second chance. Third, focus
• 47:16
  on yourself. Hit the gym. Yeah, I used to love
• 47:20
  hitting the gym and getting my arms big. You
• 47:24
  hear that? The problem is, even if I do proper
• 47:29
  form, my back would always hurt. Pick up hobbies
• 47:34
  where you'll meet people. Read books. Yeah, I'm
• 47:37
  not a book guy. I'm an audio book guy. I'm more
• 47:40
  of a podcast guy. Listen, let me see. Who's fucking
• 47:46
  Snapchatting me? Oh, it's Nancy Alexander, the
• 47:48
  hot piece of ass. So let me see here who I listen
• 47:54
  to. Old Howard Stern, Opie and Anthony, The T
• 47:57
  -Man Show or Rob Tepper, Kevin and Bean, Drew
• 48:00
  and Mike, Old Free Beer and Howings, The Greaseman,
• 48:04
  Wolfman Jack, Tom Likas. I lay in bed, I get
• 48:09
  super stoned. And I listened to old school radio.
• 48:13
  And then the current shows I listen to are like
• 48:15
  Klein and Allie, 93X, Have Ass Morning Show,
• 48:19
  Heidi and Frank. So that's kind of what I do.
• 48:22
  And honestly, that's one of the best parts about
• 48:24
  being single is that I'm not judged for like,
• 48:27
  oh, you're listening to a podcast. I remember
• 48:31
  my ex -fiancee despised Anthony Cumia. And I
• 48:35
  remember one time on his podcast like 10 years
• 48:37
  ago, We were watching it on his app on Roku and
• 48:40
  he was talking about monkeys and she was like,
• 48:42
  technically his info is incorrect. I'm like,
• 48:44
  this is Anthony Covey from Opie and Anthony.
• 48:47
  This is not, what was this, Steve Allen or whoever
• 48:50
  hung out with all the freaking animals? Lena
• 48:54
  the plug reveals to Holly Randall that after
• 48:56
  the backlash surrounding the scene she made with
• 48:58
  Jason Love that she hides her kids on social
• 49:01
  media, which is smart. Adam and I have sort of
• 49:04
  decided. Since this whole new cycle with the
• 49:07
  scene with Jason is just that we're like not
• 49:09
  going to share her online anymore. Which is unfortunate
• 49:14
  because, you know. Why? I was making like mini
• 49:18
  vlogs of. Oh, so you were exploiting her. Shut
• 49:24
  up. Where's child protective services when you
• 49:30
  need them? Your kid should never be online if
• 49:33
  you're having sex. You guys are all about money
• 49:38
  and nothing else. You're vapid! She and my life
• 49:43
  together and... Leave the kids alone. I actually
• 49:46
  respected, I respected for a second that they
• 49:48
  hid the kids, but now knowing that she doesn't
• 49:51
  want to, I have no respect. No respect. All the
• 49:55
  time, we'll show them to her, like, you know,
• 49:57
  the day she got her ears pierced or whatever.
• 49:59
  And I feel like because I'm not putting those
• 50:01
  out, I'm not creating them as much, but I need
• 50:03
  to just start making them just to save in my
• 50:05
  own little Dropbox or whatever. But, you know,
• 50:08
  there was just way too many viral pictures. Oh,
• 50:11
  yeah, you know. Jason Love finished in San Diego.
• 50:15
  That was pretty viral. They could have made a
• 50:20
  baby right then and there. Of her on Twitter
• 50:23
  and videos and reels and things like that, where
• 50:26
  the whole concept was like, look at this terrible
• 50:29
  mom. Yeah, you are a pretty bad mom. This terrible
• 50:33
  dad. Many, many millions of views. I would say
• 50:36
  she's a better parent than Adam, though. Adam's
• 50:39
  a scumbag! And we all know that. It's not a rocket
• 50:45
  science. You just look at the guy. You're like,
• 50:47
  get away from me, dude. You're just so annoying
• 50:49
  in the club. On these things. And it's like,
• 50:52
  because I was already a sex worker and I was
• 50:54
  fucking my husband and then all of a sudden I
• 50:56
  fucked someone else. Oh, yeah. And now I'm a
• 50:59
  bad, I mean, they already called me a bad mom
• 51:01
  before. Oh, no, you're even worse of a mom. Call
• 51:04
  Child Protective Services. But now it's more
• 51:08
  so. Whatever, man. They are so repulsive. And
• 51:13
  I don't donate, too. It's a loser. So, I can't
• 51:18
  tell if this is Selena Paul or not. Let me look
• 51:22
  at Selena Paul's tattoo. A piece of ass. Even
• 51:26
  though she probably has herpes. Let me see. I
• 51:31
  know this is a visual. Let me see. It appears
• 51:35
  to be Selena Paul. And it's clavicular talking
• 51:38
  to her, saying that... She hooked up with LeBron.
• 51:43
  Oh, but I thought he was loyal to Savannah. LeBron,
• 51:49
  that's a goat right there. You had to sign an
• 51:55
  NDA for that one? I don't give a fuck about NDA,
• 51:59
  I can't lie. Well, because the thing is, I don't
• 52:02
  really care. Yeah, you really can't get it. Yeah,
• 52:05
  they need to get better microphones. But it is
• 52:10
  the unspoken thing that LeBron's totally loyal
• 52:14
  to freaking Savannah. He's never cheated on her
• 52:20
  with any snow bodies. Same with Rich Paul. They're
• 52:24
  such good guys. Here is Sophie Rain saying her
• 52:31
  parents lost their job because of her. That's
• 52:33
  where my parents still live. And right now, like
• 52:35
  I'm. I'm supporting them completely. They both
• 52:39
  got fired from their jobs because of me. They
• 52:43
  found out what I was doing. No way. So they got
• 52:45
  fired from their job. Oh, my God. I'm so over
• 52:48
  these couch podcasts. It's a bug. Oh, my God.
• 52:51
  I mean, they never ask any hard -hitting questions.
• 52:54
  I'm just like, get out of here. Young Jock opens
• 52:57
  up about feeling disrespected by 42 Doug's line
• 53:01
  before I go broke like Jock. Do I love baby music?
• 53:06
  I'm from Atlanta. We probably wouldn't have let
• 53:09
  that happen. What do you mean, man? Nah, man.
• 53:12
  You got to let a nigga say what he say now. And
• 53:14
  the funny part was he was working in Atlanta
• 53:16
  radio and had to hear that song every day. You
• 53:19
  got to let a nigga say what he say now. I'm uncomfortable.
• 53:22
  I'm going to get out of there. Mm -hmm. Yeah,
• 53:26
  42 Deluxe seems like a dirtbag, I'll be honest.
• 53:30
  I don't get good vibes from him. Mm -hmm. There's
• 53:35
  this headline. It's so Florida. To the McDonald's
• 53:37
  near Disney World took a disturbing turn after...
• 53:39
  I've been at that McDonald's. It's a solid McDonald's.
• 53:42
  A woman told deputies a man exposed himself in
• 53:45
  the parking lot and began playing with himself
• 53:47
  in front of her. According to a police report
• 53:50
  obtained by TMZ, the woman told the officer she
• 53:52
  was sitting in a parking lot at the fast food
• 53:54
  restaurant when a man who cops say is Gavin Blakely
• 53:58
  Jones... Loser! He just looks like a cult listener.
• 54:02
  ...parked behind her, exited his vehicle, pulled
• 54:05
  out his... penis and began pleasuring himself.
• 54:08
  Oh yeah, who doesn't? The woman told cops she
• 54:11
  knew the alleged McDonald's masturbator was aware
• 54:14
  of her presence because they made eye contact.
• 54:16
  When I first saw the headline, I was like, why
• 54:18
  do I recognize that McDonald's? I was like, oh,
• 54:19
  I've been there drunk. During his dirty deed.
• 54:22
  Hang on, it is dirty. It's so funny. I've said
• 54:25
  this before. When girls masturbate, it's a beautiful
• 54:29
  sight. There's nothing more I would love to watch.
• 54:32
  When a guy does it, we look like imbeciles. Trippie
• 54:37
  Redd says he notices that women like people with
• 54:40
  power. Today in... Ah, and this clip's adorable.
• 54:47
  So I did not know that there was a show called
• 54:49
  Girl Meets World. I was just now watching Disney
• 54:53
  Channel 10 years ago and I've also never had
• 54:55
  cable. But the character... Riley. This is what
• 55:01
  she said about the Knicks 10 years ago and the
• 55:03
  diehard fans. Let me rewind. This is a character
• 55:07
  from Girl Meets World going off on Fairweather
• 55:10
  fans during the show and it was an improvised
• 55:13
  scene. We're in New York, so obviously my favorite
• 55:16
  team are the Knicks. And, you know, this may
• 55:18
  not be our best year, but at the end of the day,
• 55:19
  it doesn't matter because we have Melo and we
• 55:21
  have Phil Jackson, and that's all that counts.
• 55:23
  It's funny how Phil Jackson ruined everything.
• 55:25
  Shouldn't have traded J .R. Smith. And at the
• 55:27
  end of the day, you know what? It's not our best
• 55:28
  season. We have a terrible record. We're the
• 55:30
  worst in the NBA. I am at Madison Square Garden.
• 55:32
  I see all these fake fans just jumping onto bandwagons
• 55:36
  like the heat or something like that. And you
• 55:38
  know what? That is... That laugh track's horrendous.
• 55:40
  Not what a true fan is. If you're going to be
• 55:42
  in the garden, you better represent the Knicks.
• 55:45
  Oh, my God. I never understood the laugh track
• 55:48
  thing. Mm -hmm. You know, like in the home, you
• 55:53
  know. Hey! Hey, it's Hoppy. How are you? I am
• 55:59
  your host, Ryan Hoppy. Call the show, 856 -49
• 56:04
  -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
• 56:11
  at me at RyanHobbyRadio. I really like that one.
• 56:18
  You can always email me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail
• 56:21
  .com. Man, that one was a doozy. Go to RyanHobbyRadio
• 56:28
  .com for all the info. You know that dentist
• 56:32
  that was talking smack about me? He's a douchebag.
• 56:40
  And dude bro is obsessed with my listener stats.
• 56:45
  All right, this bit went to hell. And so am I.
• 57:05
  RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right
• 57:07
  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 57:10
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And
• 57:15
  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
• 57:20
  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 57:22
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 57:25
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 57:28
  so stick around. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour
• 57:32
  will be right back. Oh yeah, if you're listening
• 57:35
  in Fresno, here's a song and then the mix is
• 57:38
  coming up and I'll be back at 8 a .m. But if
• 57:39
  you're listening on a podcast, hang on. All righties,
• 57:43
  here's Deep Pharrell, she a bobblehead. Hear
• 57:48
  ye, hear ye. Come one, come all. Inhale, to the
• 57:55
  all. Mighty bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's
• 58:01
  a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead
• 58:05
  It goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing
• 58:08
  It goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing She's
• 58:12
  a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead
• 58:16
  It goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing
• 58:21
  It goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing
• 58:24
  Just one way in, but no way out I'll tell you
• 58:29
  about this girl Deep, deep in the south I ain't
• 58:54
  breaking bread. She ain't gotta be a nine. She
• 58:59
  ain't gotta be a dime. She can be She a fuckin'
• 59:02
  six when she show you this shit Sacky, sacky,
• 59:05
  sacky, sacky, sacky Lick, lick, licky, licky,
• 59:08
  licky She swallowed all my dick Brought it back
• 59:11
  in one stroke Asked her, can I do the poke? Turned
• 59:14
  around and smiled Then she nodded with a fuckin'
• 59:17
  throat She's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead,
• 59:20
  she's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's
• 59:23
  a bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead
• 59:32
  She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead She's
• 59:36
  a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead The lick on
• 59:48
  it go through the torment I see. Make it feel
• 59:50
  like a minion and you do it to a rhythm. If a
• 59:53
  nigga ever wanna look around for some good head,
• 59:55
  that's what she give them. People respect her
• 59:57
  when they see her. They say, hey, not ho. Cause
• 1:00:00
  they know that it's shit. That's something that
• 1:00:01
  you real good for. And she ain't picky about
• 1:00:04
  the spot. If I say come, she go. So I could be
• 1:00:07
  smoking that shit and when I bust, he flow. I
• 1:00:09
  ain't know you could do it like you do what you
• 1:00:12
  do. It comes in the sweat and so let me give
• 1:00:14
  you some fluid. The way you suck. Just suck it
• 1:00:17
  with pride, open up wide And stuff it in there
• 1:00:20
  like you really love it Don't touch it if you
• 1:00:23
  won't taste it I tell you that you a tease And
• 1:00:25
  that'll be the last time that you'll ever see
• 1:00:28
  me So team, if you hear some flurpin' noises
• 1:00:30
  on the side of bed Then you know what I done
• 1:00:32
  came from Let the poor say it She's a bobblehead,
• 1:00:36
  she's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead She's a
• 1:00:48
  bobblehead, she's a bobblehead Excuse me, excuse
• 1:01:01
  me, excuse me, I am looking for a Bible If you
• 1:01:04
  is not a Bible, then please get off of my house
• 1:01:07
  Old mobiles, old wheels, do what you wanna do,
• 1:01:10
  what? No deal, oh well, do what you gon' do Shit,
• 1:01:14
  a Bible ain't bad, a Bible's something good A
• 1:01:17
  Bible make you hobble when you walkin' through
• 1:01:19
  the hood A Bible make you tell your niggas they
• 1:01:22
  misunderstood Cause everything she do for you
• 1:01:25
  is also very good A Bible ain't scared, a Bible
• 1:01:29
  ain't nervous If you hit a window, then it probably
• 1:01:39
  was perfect. Oh, bobbly, bobbly, when you're
• 1:01:41
  doing me properly and my foot on the throttle,
• 1:01:44
  I be about to run off for the road. Oh, no, a
• 1:01:48
  bobble's not only for cars, a true bobble. Only
• 1:02:14
  when it's being performed on me and I don't want
• 1:02:16
  to give it. Hey, I'm Scott Burrell and you're
• 1:02:18
  listening to Hoppy Hour with my boy Ryan Hoppy.
• 1:02:21
  Whatever. You're shaking it up with my boy Ryan
• 1:02:25
  Hoppy on Hoppy Hour. It's time to shake it up
• 1:02:29
  on Hoppy Hour. Your side chick's favorite show
• 1:02:32
  is Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy
• 1:02:41
  Hour. In your heart, you've never been right.
• 1:02:50
  And now for something completely different. Doors
• 1:02:54
  closing. And now for something completely different.
• 1:03:29
  Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened
• 1:03:32
  to radio show on the planet. And the other stations
• 1:03:36
  are tuned in too. Yeah. Yeah. Happy hour, baby.
• 1:04:07
  Happy, happy hour, baby. Say peace, stand up.
• 1:04:10
  Worldwide, worldwide tapping. Uh, uh. Six, nine
• 1:04:14
  hosts in the booth ducking dope frames. Happy
• 1:04:17
  hour talking raw, say the whole thing. Six dates,
• 1:04:20
  dead tics in the bowl games. Name ringing from
• 1:04:23
  the bird to the whole plane. Late flight. Luna
• 1:04:26
  on his lap, waterfall. We'll be right back. But
• 1:04:56
  it's annoying, but I, I do, yeah Lies lit, yo,
• 1:05:00
  Ryan, what you think of daytime? He laugh, she
• 1:05:03
  laugh, but I still hit playtime Chat room crazy,
• 1:05:06
  every caller gotta take One say queen, next say
• 1:05:09
  she fake She like, vote true, that's the twist,
• 1:05:12
  keep it at it Talk too much, but her body still
• 1:05:15
  flawless From the couch, talk segments to the
• 1:05:18
  red carpet room When she a headache, but she
• 1:05:20
  walkin' like Roma Skip that hobby, I'll be out,
• 1:05:23
  won't close it, what we think? Turn the dial
• 1:05:25
  up Baby, don't blink Kelly Ripper is annoying,
• 1:05:28
  but I, I cool, but Talk snake still and make
• 1:05:31
  that you pursue her Yeah, we wild on the mind
• 1:05:34
  Don't sue us Worldwide, but we still saying loose
• 1:05:38
  Kelly Ripper is annoying, but I, I cool Kelly
• 1:05:41
  Ripper is annoying, but I, I cool, but Kelly's
• 1:05:45
  extra Kelly's fine And on my head Still on my
• 1:05:49
  mind Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -0 -B. It's 8 -5
• 1:06:32
  -6 -5 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at
• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:43
  at gmail .com. That's R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -P
• 1:06:46
  -E, not H -O -P -P -Y. I know this and my haters
• 1:06:50
  never know how to spell my name. It's like that
• 1:06:54
  T .I. song. Whatever's happening, all my haters
• 1:06:59
  can hear me. I sound just like him. Happy Hot
• 1:07:10
  Topic! kelly ripa may have the perfect marriage
• 1:07:16
  but she still has one regret about her las vegas
• 1:07:19
  wedding to mark i don't know why i think they
• 1:07:21
  have a perfect marriage they're always bitching
• 1:07:23
  at each other on tv now i'm sure there is love
• 1:07:26
  there i am i'm not saying that there's not love
• 1:07:29
  But no, it has a perfect match. Consuelos, 30
• 1:07:33
  years ago. During the June 12th episode of Live
• 1:07:36
  with Kelly and Mark, the daytime host revealing
• 1:07:38
  her biggest regret about the couple's 1996 elopement.
• 1:07:42
  Wow, 30 years. Telling Mark, I'm still sorry
• 1:07:46
  that we didn't spring for flowers because I always
• 1:07:49
  think my hands look awkward. Yeah, she's one
• 1:07:51
  of those broads that just overthinks everything.
• 1:07:56
  There's nothing more annoying than a girl that
• 1:07:58
  overthinks everything. You freaking compliment
• 1:08:00
  them and I don't want to take it. So you know
• 1:08:03
  what? You're ugly. I hate when you tell a girl
• 1:08:06
  she looks pretty and they don't believe it. And
• 1:08:07
  you're like, what do you want me to say? You're
• 1:08:09
  hideous. I don't want to fuck you. What do you
• 1:08:12
  want? Kelly joking that there's one wedding photo
• 1:08:15
  she rarely shows because she didn't have a bouquet
• 1:08:18
  to hold. Flowers are extra. And, you know, just
• 1:08:22
  a minute when the screens are black. Alright.
• 1:08:24
  It was the cackling laughter. Time for David
• 1:08:27
  Beckham news. Put up late, still first on the
• 1:08:41
  sheet Been bendin' these corners, I've been runnin'
• 1:08:44
  these streets They scrollin' for the cameras,
• 1:08:46
  I scrollin' for the stats Got trophies in my
• 1:08:48
  mind, they just posin' for the flash Everybody
• 1:08:50
  worship what the tabloids tell But they don't
• 1:08:53
  see the work, they just buy that shell I ain't
• 1:08:55
  hatin' on the hustle, I just hate the act Built
• 1:08:57
  on PR teams and a filtered past I ain't tryna
• 1:09:00
  re -bag, I'm that vibe, treasure me Old Bramble
• 1:09:03
  Hollow just plastered to me They live for the
• 1:09:06
  gossip, I'm pacify David Beckerman I came from
• 1:09:22
  the quiet where the lights don't reach Where
• 1:09:24
  dreams ain't sponsored, they just bleed each
• 1:09:26
  week They float on the room or I float on the
• 1:09:28
  beat They flexin' on the yacht, I'm investin'
• 1:09:31
  in the team. I'd rather live a... We've been
• 1:09:32
  recording for 69 minutes. Num, num, num, num,
• 1:09:35
  num, num. Change that game. If I... Or if you're
• 1:09:37
  a girl or gay, gotta... Tag, you can have that
• 1:09:40
  mirror. I'll keep my bag. I ain't tryna be back.
• 1:09:43
  I'm that vibe. Catch me. All brave and hollow,
• 1:09:45
  just plaid. They live for the gossip, I'm past
• 1:09:49
  the feed David Beckham and his family, that's
• 1:09:51
  whack to me I ain't tryna be Beckham, that's
• 1:09:54
  last to me All press, no soul, that's a casualty
• 1:09:57
  They pose, we grind, that's a gap, you see David
• 1:10:00
  Beckham and his family, that's whack to me They
• 1:10:03
  can keep that stage, the fake rich energy I just
• 1:10:06
  keep it real, that's a remedy If they ask me
• 1:10:09
  who I never wanna be Say David Beckham and his
• 1:10:12
  family on the beat I don't care how much money
• 1:10:19
  you have. You're a loser. I am. Here's the deal.
• 1:10:30
  I want to remind you guys. We always record for
• 1:10:34
  the hardworking average Joe and Jane the guy
• 1:10:37
  in life. I don't care where you live. As long
• 1:10:41
  as you're listening to my show. That's all that
• 1:10:43
  matters. Kids. I'm going to get emotional now.
• 1:11:02
  David Beckham gets emotional in a message to
• 1:11:04
  his family. Besides the one son, that one's nothing
• 1:11:08
  to do with you. You're a douche. All celebrating
• 1:11:11
  a Hollywood milestone. Former soccer star receiving
• 1:11:14
  his very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
• 1:11:17
  on June 12th with wife Victoria Beckham by his
• 1:11:22
  side. Kids Romeo, Cruz, and Harper also in attendance.
• 1:11:27
  David giving his kids a sweet shout out during
• 1:11:30
  this tender moment. I don't know. There's to
• 1:11:33
  me nothing more lame than a Hollywood walk of
• 1:11:35
  fame. You literally apply and pay for it. And
• 1:11:39
  my beautiful children who are the reason that
• 1:11:42
  I get out of bed in the morning. Got it. Kids.
• 1:11:46
  I'm going to get emotional now. Such crocodile
• 1:11:49
  tears. Kids. I hope you bring my grandchildren
• 1:11:53
  here one day and tell them about a boy who dreams
• 1:11:56
  big. Like what I cheated on your mommy with the
• 1:12:02
  secretary and the other women I've cheated on
• 1:12:04
  her with. To make you all proud, he's my greatest
• 1:12:08
  achievement. And while Romeo, Cruz, and Harper
• 1:12:11
  supported dad during the occasion, David and
• 1:12:13
  Victoria's eldest son, Brooklyn Peltz -Beckham,
• 1:12:16
  was not there. He was banging out his girl. Along
• 1:12:21
  with wife, Nicola Peltz -Beckham, is currently
• 1:12:23
  estranged from the family. Ah, that sucks. Father
• 1:12:28
  of the year. Let's see what's going on with TMZ.
• 1:12:31
  All right, I know. Let's see if Harvey Levin's
• 1:12:33
  back or if it's another Phil one host. Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:36
  Happy Hot Topic. Today on TMZ. All right, we're
• 1:12:44
  talking Taylor Swift. Is she the new? It's not.
• 1:12:46
  It's Nick Vile, the Vile Files host, the podcast
• 1:12:49
  guy. Nick's good luck charm. Yes. Shut up. What's
• 1:13:15
  the power of Taylor Swift? The big takeaway isn't
• 1:13:18
  that they won, it's that Taylor showed up. yeah
• 1:13:20
  well that's fair but to say she did something
• 1:13:22
  she probably doesn't even know to play yes F1
• 1:13:30
  fans are outraged at Kim Kardashian for stealing
• 1:13:33
  a towel. Oh yeah, what a dirty rotten broad she
• 1:13:36
  needed to wipe her vagina. So at F1 races, the
• 1:13:39
  top three drivers get towels and Kim Kardashian
• 1:13:42
  sees the towel. Oh yeah, she needs Elena to wipe
• 1:13:45
  it off. Wipes her hands, wipes her hands. Hey,
• 1:13:47
  you just finished on my back. And walks off with
• 1:13:50
  it. So people are saying this is rude. Guys,
• 1:13:53
  F1's like, wait, Kim Kardashian's good for business.
• 1:13:56
  Right. Yeah. This is the first time I've ever
• 1:13:58
  heard that F1 had towel rules, so... Hi, Jays!
• 1:14:03
  Millie Bobby Brown, she addressed some controversies
• 1:14:05
  in her family. She was seen pushing her baby
• 1:14:08
  stroller and holding, like, bags, and her husband
• 1:14:10
  was doing nothing. Yeah, yeah, she probably wants
• 1:14:13
  to do all the power. You know, I was 11. What
• 1:14:17
  do you want the guy to do? Carry the bags. For
• 1:14:19
  the guy, are you going? All right, cackling hands.
• 1:14:21
  She literally said she didn't want him to carry
• 1:14:23
  it. So listen to the feminist, you moron. Happy
• 1:14:27
  Hot Topic. Elon Musk is officially the world's
• 1:14:31
  first trillionaire. Oh, goody, goody, gumdrops.
• 1:14:37
  Everyone's broke, but at least this moron has
• 1:14:39
  all the money. Go, fuck yourself. Elon previously
• 1:14:42
  had an $813 billion. You're still a deadbeat
• 1:14:46
  loser. Don't care how much money you have. Happy
• 1:14:51
  Hot Topic. You'll always be a loser. Hi, guys.
• 1:14:59
  Welcome to Hooters. Oh, yeah. Ever see those
• 1:15:03
  boobs? Ice cold beer, hot wings, and even hotter
• 1:15:07
  uniforms. So I guess what I read saying is Hooters
• 1:15:11
  going from raunchy to friendly. Remember this
• 1:15:14
  one time we were in this church group. I think
• 1:15:16
  it was the Knights of Columbus or something in
• 1:15:18
  2000. And. We were in the hood, passing out food.
• 1:15:24
  It was fun in the city of Chicago. And then we
• 1:15:26
  went to the Hooters right before O 'Hare Airport,
• 1:15:29
  on whatever highway that was near the Cumberland
• 1:15:32
  exit. And my dad was there. We were going to
• 1:15:35
  a freaking brothel. He had his arms crossed the
• 1:15:37
  whole time. Me, as a teenager, I loved it. Happy
• 1:15:43
  Hot Topic! To Hollywood now, where a blockbuster
• 1:15:49
  deal now has the green light from the federal
• 1:15:51
  government. Ah, jeez. The Justice Department
• 1:15:53
  today approved the sale of Warner Brothers Discovery
• 1:15:56
  to Paramount Skydance. The $111 billion deal
• 1:16:00
  includes HBO, CNN, and the... Ah, it's good.
• 1:16:03
  Make the fucking things more expensive. Happy
• 1:16:07
  Hot Topic! it was an accident the bitter it ends
• 1:16:14
  with us battle ending with a payout after more
• 1:16:17
  than a year -long legal fight what about them
• 1:16:19
  rich morons like this was so interesting because
• 1:16:23
  it happened right before trump got swine and
• 1:16:25
  all this But now it just feels like absolute
• 1:16:30
  nonsense. And a secret settlement in May, a judge
• 1:16:33
  issuing a mixed decision on Blake Lively's newest
• 1:16:36
  ask of Justin Baldoni's production company, Wayfarer
• 1:16:39
  Studios. All right, I don't give a shit anymore.
• 1:16:42
  I don't fucking care. Yeah, and I talked about
• 1:16:45
  it. Happy Hot Topic! All right, so it's talking
• 1:16:54
  about Kaley Cuoco having her second baby. And
• 1:17:00
  then there was this, unfortunately. NBC's Maggie
• 1:17:06
  Vespa in hard -hit Streeter, Illinois this morning.
• 1:17:10
  Maggie, good morning. Hey Savannah, good morning.
• 1:17:13
  And by the light of day, you can see this damage
• 1:17:15
  is absolutely breathtaking. This home, obviously.
• 1:17:19
  I don't think breathtaking is the right word.
• 1:17:22
  I'd say maybe jaw dropping. To me, when I think
• 1:17:24
  of breathtaking, I'm like, oh my God, my wife
• 1:17:26
  looks breathtaking in that dress. Completely
• 1:17:29
  destroyed. And neighbors just confirmed to us,
• 1:17:32
  this is the home where they say a couple was
• 1:17:34
  pulled from the rubble, trapped in their basement.
• 1:17:37
  We should probably evacuate it. the tornado hit
• 1:17:40
  overnight and then we push past it it's not just
• 1:17:43
  this home it's all right so that's the tornado
• 1:17:45
  that sucks poor illinois all right it's time
• 1:17:54
  for britney spears news Six, now I ran big mic,
• 1:18:09
  big rating. Talk wild about sex, love dating.
• 1:18:13
  Slip beat, sun signal, hit the equator. Local
• 1:18:16
  boy talk like a glowing narrator. Lame, Lula
• 1:18:19
  on the grill, shit queen. Her on the board, her
• 1:18:21
  on the screen. Freeze, it's free day. Y 'all
• 1:18:24
  fell for the plan. Hope ain't spun by the suits,
• 1:18:26
  not the fans. Britney News is black, crap, crazy,
• 1:18:30
  crazy. Y 'all got play. And the story got hazy
• 1:18:33
  They sold you a script, y 'all caught it It cost,
• 1:18:35
  but the cash came first, she just gave them love
• 1:18:37
  Spread me news, it's back crap crazy They wrote
• 1:18:40
  the whole time, y 'all call it amazing Turn that
• 1:18:43
  dial, hoppy touch through the scam Girl watch
• 1:18:45
  show, buddy talk like fam Throwback joints in
• 1:18:49
  the cut, we vibin' Then we dive deep in the lousy
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  right Seen idols push like perfect angles Every
• 1:18:55
  tabloid angle, all triangles Fins to the truth
• 1:18:59
  look fake, whole fanbase fake Like a birthday
• 1:19:02
  cake, you were hashtags, merch, and a wristband
• 1:19:04
  They were private jets, you were quicksand Britney
• 1:19:07
  Nunes is black, crap, crazy, crazy Y 'all got
• 1:19:10
  played and the story got hazed They sold you
• 1:19:13
  a script, y 'all called it a cause But the cash
• 1:19:15
  came first, you just gave them a plot Britney
• 1:19:17
  Nunes is black, crap, crazy They wrote the whole
• 1:19:20
  plot, y 'all called it amazing Turn that dial,
• 1:19:22
  hoppy cut through the scam Worldwide show, but
• 1:19:25
  it's Them huns, huns Who you love, who you love
• 1:19:30
  Her a bust, her a bust You know on the left,
• 1:19:32
  pockets geek that real If it sound too clean,
• 1:19:35
  then it ain't that real From the bay to the bay
• 1:19:37
  of Tokyo Same old game, it's a different show
• 1:19:41
  Pretty news is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all
• 1:19:47
  got played and the story got hazed Told you a
• 1:19:50
  script, y 'all called it a cause But the cash
• 1:19:52
  came first, you just gave them flaws Pretty news
• 1:19:54
  is back, crap crazy, crazy Oh, yeah. 856 -4900.
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  .com. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. I think of...
• 1:20:39
  Here's Pierce Hilton talking about Britney Spears.
• 1:20:44
  Me. Why is something like the World Cup so important
• 1:20:47
  in a time like today? It's amazing just to bring
• 1:20:50
  the world together and especially having it here
• 1:20:53
  in Los Angeles after over 30 years. so tonight
• 1:20:57
  is so iconic and it's just very special and i've
• 1:21:00
  grown up here my whole life so i can't wait to
• 1:21:03
  support the usa here tonight when i think of
• 1:21:05
  american pop culture i immediately think of you
• 1:21:08
  you are such a staple to the culture what would
• 1:21:12
  be your like number one thing when it comes to
• 1:21:15
  american pop culture is like what is a staple
• 1:21:17
  for you i think of Me. Yeah, as you should. You
• 1:21:26
  are so pop culture. That is so narcissistic.
• 1:21:30
  American pop culture. So you're our number one
• 1:21:34
  first ever influencer. Your husband Carter is
• 1:21:37
  here. He was proudly taking videos. You know,
• 1:21:39
  your plowser. Of you doing the step and repeat.
• 1:21:42
  Have the kids. Whenever I hear the word step
• 1:21:44
  and repeat, I think of our promotions team. Then
• 1:21:46
  we grab the step and repeat. Gotten into sports
• 1:21:49
  or are they interested in soccer at all yet?
• 1:21:52
  I can't wait till Phoenix plays soccer and I
• 1:21:54
  could be a soccer mom. But now they love basketball.
• 1:21:58
  They love just... They haven't played soccer
• 1:22:01
  yet, but they... They kick the ball around the
• 1:22:04
  backyard. But yeah, they're so cute. They're
• 1:22:07
  my little angels. I feel so lucky to be their
• 1:22:09
  mom. I love that you're like, they're my little
• 1:22:13
  angels. They're two and three. You've got to...
• 1:22:15
  Terrible two on your hand and a three -nager.
• 1:22:18
  Are you struggling like the rest? Who's ever
• 1:22:20
  said three -nager? Best of us toddler parents.
• 1:22:22
  I feel so lucky. My babies are so kind and sweet.
• 1:22:27
  They are just... Everyone always says, oh, the
• 1:22:30
  terrible two is like, it's so hard. I have not
• 1:22:32
  experienced that with them. Oh, yeah, it's going
• 1:22:34
  to happen soon. And that kid has a big head.
• 1:22:38
  I mean, you know, coming out of the vagina. Literally
• 1:22:40
  the sweetest little angels in the world. Phoenix
• 1:22:42
  is the... Best big brother to London. He's so
• 1:22:45
  protective of her and they're inseparable. That's
• 1:22:49
  kind of good, you know. She seems like she'd
• 1:22:50
  be a good mom. I mean, her sex tapes and camera
• 1:22:53
  footage wasn't great, but it was better than
• 1:22:56
  Kim Kardashian's. Really cute to watch them grow
• 1:22:58
  up together. You're so blessed. Are you guys
• 1:23:00
  planning anything for Father's Day? Yes, we're
• 1:23:03
  going to celebrate Dad. Yeah, he plows her and
• 1:23:08
  pounds her. Best and probably cook something
• 1:23:11
  at home and just chill and relax. Yeah, just
• 1:23:14
  have a nice family day. Do you have a favorite
• 1:23:16
  dish of yours that you prepare? Anything special
• 1:23:18
  that you do? We love to make lasagna together.
• 1:23:22
  Oh, yeah. You know, she be firing on that. And
• 1:23:25
  then lastly, if you can get like three MVPs on
• 1:23:27
  your team right now, who would those people be?
• 1:23:28
  It could be anyone in the world. Me. Narcissist.
• 1:23:32
  Hell yeah! Britney Spears! She'll be far enough
• 1:23:37
  to that lasagna if she comes over. Kesha and
• 1:23:40
  Demi Lovato. There you go. Oh, that'd be a good
• 1:23:43
  foursome. Time for Emily Ratajkowski's A Hot
• 1:23:46
  Piece of Ass. Been too smooth, shoes on point,
• 1:24:10
  hair a little wild Every head turn, you lit it
• 1:24:15
  up for miles BE DROPPPED! Keep stomping crowd
• 1:25:33
  stays close You laugh like you know you're the
• 1:25:37
  one they chose Gold on your wrist, flash when
• 1:25:41
  you turn it up today. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 1:28:07
  That's 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7. You can tweet at
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  me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me,
• 1:28:19
  RyanHoppyRadio at Julian .com. Emily Ratajkowski
• 1:28:29
  is shedding some light into her split from Sebastian
• 1:28:31
  Bear McClard. It's got to be so hard being as
• 1:28:35
  freaking hard as she is. The part of me wonders
• 1:28:39
  if she's really good in bed. But a part of me
• 1:28:44
  wonder is if she's kind of pretentious or she
• 1:28:46
  lays there like a missionary queen. I used to
• 1:28:50
  be so grateful. The baby. Nearly five years after
• 1:28:55
  the former couple decided to call the quits,
• 1:28:57
  the model shares in a new essay for the cut when
• 1:29:00
  she stopped having sex with her then husband
• 1:29:02
  and how it was around the time they welcomed
• 1:29:04
  their son Sylvester in 2021. Oh yeah, you often
• 1:29:07
  hear that once the kid comes around, the house
• 1:29:12
  smells like... And all of a sudden, you're not
• 1:29:15
  having as much sex. Telling the outlet, it was
• 1:29:19
  a violent transition into a new reality of a
• 1:29:22
  screaming baby on my aching tit and ring on my
• 1:29:25
  swollen finger. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's
• 1:29:29
  just, I like getting my rocks off. And I cannot
• 1:29:33
  imagine anything worse than not getting my rocks
• 1:29:38
  off because I'm a crying kid. which is why I
• 1:29:41
  got a vasectomy. She continues, in a time period
• 1:29:44
  that felt both instant and excruciatingly slow,
• 1:29:47
  my marriage collapsed. This is what I tell women
• 1:29:50
  all the friggin' time, including my exes, is
• 1:29:54
  that if you're, and people that are married should
• 1:29:56
  tell us that our significant other, I don't care
• 1:29:58
  what ethnicity, not what ethnicity, I guess that
• 1:30:00
  too, but whatever orientation you are, if you're
• 1:30:03
  not having sex with your partner, you're just
• 1:30:05
  roommates. Six months after my son was born,
• 1:30:10
  my husband and I stopped having sex. That's bad!
• 1:30:12
  Less than a year later, we separated. Yeah! Because
• 1:30:16
  guys are horny! Nah, we don't just care about
• 1:30:20
  sex. That's the misconstrued thing that happens
• 1:30:23
  around here. It's people think that just because
• 1:30:27
  we want to get our rocks off that we don't care
• 1:30:29
  about girls. We care about girls, but we're born
• 1:30:32
  to get our rocks off. And when you stop providing
• 1:30:34
  that after you're married to a hottie like her,
• 1:30:37
  it makes you wonder if you're even wanted. when
• 1:30:40
  they filed for divorce from Sebastian in September
• 1:30:42
  2022, ending their four -year marriage. And following
• 1:30:50
  the split, the model, who has been linked to
• 1:30:52
  Eric Andre P. Davidson and Harry Styles since
• 1:30:55
  her divorce, says she went through a phase of
• 1:31:00
  wanting to be a quote, new kind of woman. It's
• 1:31:10
  a fact. If you're not having sex with your significant
• 1:31:13
  other, what are you doing? And to do that, it
• 1:31:16
  involved a lot of hookups. Oh, yeah, that's got
• 1:31:20
  to make him feel good seeing the headlines. I
• 1:31:22
  mean, there's nothing worse than thinking about
• 1:31:24
  your ex. You know, they got that one scale. Maybe
• 1:31:28
  if they're on top, they kiss you. The one thing
• 1:31:31
  you do that they're like, oh. Like one of my
• 1:31:33
  exes used to go when I would have sex with her.
• 1:31:35
  Oh, this is your vagina. And then we broke up.
• 1:31:38
  And now I think about her telling another guy
• 1:31:40
  that that was mine. I wanted to destroy the Madonna.
• 1:31:44
  The special girl I'd worked so hard to be. Oh
• 1:31:46
  yeah, you're a good girl, you know. For an eight
• 1:31:50
  pound baby, I tore my vagina in two and replaced
• 1:31:53
  her with a whore. Wow. Mother of the year. That
• 1:31:58
  kid's not going to be made fun of in the future.
• 1:32:00
  Mmm. Ah. Side chick news. We talking Massey today.
• 1:32:18
  Uh, mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in
• 1:32:24
  the booth, cutting straight through the surf.
• 1:32:25
  Call it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse,
• 1:32:28
  kid. You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
• 1:32:31
  The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
• 1:32:34
  Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
• 1:32:36
  dates. Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe.
• 1:32:39
  Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the
• 1:32:41
  face. We expose, we amuse. Yeah, we say it like
• 1:33:03
  it is on an afternoon cruise. It's the side chick
• 1:33:06
  news. Whole world tuned to the truth. You can
• 1:33:08
  hide from your man, can't hide from this booze.
• 1:33:11
  Side chick news. Who you trying to text? Got
• 1:33:17
  a ring on your hand Still shopping for the next
• 1:33:20
  P All team stressing, trying to spin it for the
• 1:33:22
  press But the group chat memes got receipts on
• 1:33:24
  deck From the field goals missing to the model
• 1:33:27
  in the mist One post off life, next post side
• 1:33:30
  twist You a free spirit but the rent still split
• 1:33:33
  Funny how the timeline never shows that bit Look,
• 1:33:36
  I'm just reading what the headlines say I'm the
• 1:33:39
  voice in your car, you pretend you hate Laughing
• 1:33:42
  at the drama, yeah we know it ain't new Same
• 1:33:44
  story, same story Every new face, welcome back
• 1:33:46
  to the zoo. This that side chick news. Side chick
• 1:33:49
  news. Ryan, I'll be gone soon. Every fraud, every
• 1:33:52
  fling, every late night move. We exposed, we
• 1:33:56
  amused. Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon
• 1:33:58
  cruise. Side chick news. Whole world tuned to
• 1:34:02
  the truth. You can't hide from your man, can't
• 1:34:04
  hide from this booze. Side chick news. Breaking,
• 1:34:09
  breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,
• 1:34:12
  breaking. Another is complicated. Another we
• 1:34:16
  were on a break Expectation, explanation If you
• 1:34:19
  gotta say we low -key, that's the clue You ain't
• 1:34:23
  made, you just headline fool Woo! Side chick
• 1:34:29
  news This that side chick news Side chick news
• 1:34:33
  Right, I be gon' choose Every fraud, every fling,
• 1:34:36
  every late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah,
• 1:34:40
  we say it like it is, only happening on cruise
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  No! Happy Hot Topic! Ethan Slater steps out for
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  his first public appearance after his split from
• 1:35:28
  Ariana Grande. What a loser! Not only did you
• 1:35:33
  lose your high school sweetheart that had your
• 1:35:35
  back during the ups and downs, but no! You lost
• 1:35:41
  Ariana, dude! Was it? Was it worth it? I bet
• 1:35:46
  it totally was worth it to ruin a nice nuclear
• 1:35:50
  family you had to be with Ariana. A relationship
• 1:35:56
  that begins on infidelity always ends in infidelity.
• 1:36:01
  But that wasn't true. And for some reason, she's
• 1:36:05
  like a millennial. What's her name? Just days
• 1:36:12
  after news broke that Ethan and Ariana ended
• 1:36:17
  their relationship, the Wicked star makes his
• 1:36:19
  first public appearance at Shakespeare in the
• 1:36:21
  Park's Romeo and Juliet at the Delacorte Theater
• 1:36:24
  in New York City's Central Park on June 11. Reminds
• 1:36:27
  me of that rap song, Romeo and Juliet. For the
• 1:36:33
  outing, Ethan keeps his look casual, wearing
• 1:36:35
  a white t -shirt, black pants, and white sneakers
• 1:36:37
  on the green carpet at the event. You know how
• 1:36:40
  he played Spongebob? I bet Ariana cheated him
• 1:36:43
  with Patrick! You know, Patrick and Squidward
• 1:36:50
  probably ran a train on her! Almost four years
• 1:36:57
  after the pair met on the set of Wicked in 2022
• 1:36:59
  and began dating the summer after. I'm wondering
• 1:37:04
  if she's hugging up with that black girl from
• 1:37:06
  the movie. Tells E! News on June 8th, they have
• 1:37:09
  quietly been broken up after nearly three years
• 1:37:11
  together. Yeah, I kind of had that feeling. Because
• 1:37:16
  we hadn't heard from them recently. They've been
• 1:37:18
  radio silent. We didn't hear anything. None at
• 1:37:20
  all. News of the couple's split comes after speculation
• 1:37:24
  that their relationship had hit rocky territory.
• 1:37:27
  Yeah, you don't say. A relationship that began
• 1:37:30
  without morals ending like that? No way! Breaking
• 1:37:35
  news! Having made fewer public appearances as
• 1:37:38
  a couple in recent months. Oh, good luck, Ethan.
• 1:37:41
  You'll always be known as a cheater. And a loser!
• 1:37:46
  You peaked doing Wicked and Spongebob, you mon.
• 1:37:49
  Happy Hot Topic. Next up, Steven Spielberg. While
• 1:37:54
  the director's career has been nothing short
• 1:37:56
  of legendary. I was opening up on one gig that
• 1:38:00
  he did not get, telling the Rest Is Entertainment
• 1:38:02
  podcast how the producers of one franchise repeatedly
• 1:38:05
  turned him down. It was James Bond. It's got
• 1:38:08
  to suck, you know. He would have ruined it, though.
• 1:38:14
  It's been more than three months since Maria,
• 1:38:17
  a U .S. citizen and mother of three in Tennessee,
• 1:38:19
  has seen her husband, Orlin Carrasco. Despite
• 1:38:24
  having no removal order or criminal convictions,
• 1:38:26
  Carrasco, who entered the U .S. as a 17 -year
• 1:38:29
  -old unaccompanied minor in 2013, was detained
• 1:38:32
  by immigration authorities. Listen, I don't think
• 1:38:35
  we have an immigration problem. But the thing
• 1:38:39
  is this. is then we're all immigrants and if
• 1:38:43
  they're not a criminal i i don't know i'm indifferent
• 1:38:46
  because i kind of think we need to work on our
• 1:38:48
  immigration problem but the way trump is doing
• 1:38:51
  it it's not it dog the courthouse in tennessee
• 1:38:55
  after paying fees all right so there's a and
• 1:38:58
  then there's this right here this loser Tim Allen
• 1:39:02
  says he never really wanted to be a dad before
• 1:39:05
  welcoming his daughters. That's got to make them
• 1:39:08
  feel great. Daddy never wanted us. The Toy Story
• 1:39:12
  5 actor admits that fatherhood wasn't a milestone
• 1:39:15
  he expected to reach before welcoming kids Catherine
• 1:39:18
  Allen, now 36 years old, with ex Laura Diebel.
• 1:39:21
  Look at that ex. How could you not, you know?
• 1:39:24
  How would you pull out? As well as Elizabeth
• 1:39:27
  Allen Dick, now 17 years old, with wife Jane
• 1:39:31
  Hajduk. Tim tells Us Weekly in an interview published
• 1:39:34
  on June 10th, I never really wanted to be a dad.
• 1:39:37
  I joke about it on stage. I've just never been
• 1:39:40
  a real fan of children. He continues, it was
• 1:39:43
  a work in progress. My wife says we wish we'd
• 1:39:46
  had five kids because you learn on the first
• 1:39:48
  two. Ah, man. That would have been a bowling
• 1:39:51
  alley down there. The Uber driver that Kether
• 1:39:54
  Sutherland threatened is filing a lawsuit. Shia
• 1:39:57
  LaBeouf spent his birthday with his girlfriend.
• 1:39:59
  Nick Greener wants to use his dad's money to
• 1:40:02
  help defend his murder. Elon Musk is going to
• 1:40:04
  that stupid White House event. Sabrina Carpenter's
• 1:40:09
  stalker is mad that he has a restraining order.
• 1:40:12
  She put one there. Spencer Pratt is still being
• 1:40:15
  a little bitch about losing that. The influencer
• 1:40:20
  that died overseas with that weird white guy,
• 1:40:22
  Ashley Jenea, said she threatened to commit suicide
• 1:40:24
  and her husband was talking about that. What
• 1:40:27
  do we got here? Blueface's music royalty sees
• 1:40:30
  the Pace Soulja Boy's baby mama. Yeah, that girl's
• 1:40:34
  just a buster. And Daphne Joy said she'd choose
• 1:40:41
  Fat Joe over Drake. You know, if she had the
• 1:40:45
  option, she'd do both at once. And she's nodding.
• 1:40:51
  Here's Courtney Stodden. Saying my smaller boobs
• 1:40:55
  have been spiraling. She's so freaking hot. I
• 1:41:01
  love Courtney Stodden. She's so hot. It's bothersome
• 1:41:10
  how hot she is. It's like, God. Sit on my lap.
• 1:41:16
  Here she is right now. Hi, Courtney. How are
• 1:41:22
  you? Oh, hi. How are you? Oh, hi. Good. Good
• 1:41:26
  to see you again. Good to see you. I'm with my
• 1:41:28
  doctor. Oh, my God. You talk like a 12 -year
• 1:41:31
  -old. But you got the mind of a 12 -year -old.
• 1:41:34
  Hi, doctor. How are you? I'm good. How are you?
• 1:41:36
  Good to see you. Yeah, she blew him. Hey. I wanted
• 1:41:40
  a husband as well. A husband? I had a husband.
• 1:41:43
  Yeah. Can we see your boobs? I wanted to ask
• 1:41:48
  you, how have you been doing since having your
• 1:41:52
  breast reduction? Oh, my God. I feel like there's
• 1:41:53
  been like... They're not that much smaller. They're
• 1:41:55
  still nice. A weight lifted off my chest. Yeah,
• 1:41:58
  no pun intended. Also, the back pain. This guy's
• 1:42:01
  incredible. I mean, when I was young, you know,
• 1:42:05
  like... I just wanted to get my hands on the
• 1:42:08
  biggest breast plants ever. Oh, yeah. Ever. To,
• 1:42:12
  like, prove to the world I was a woman. Yeah,
• 1:42:15
  she got exploited years ago. I was able to just,
• 1:42:17
  like, stop attacking me. And I was so young.
• 1:42:20
  I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah, you didn't
• 1:42:22
  know. You know, her body counts as long as it's
• 1:42:26
  CVS or something. So I went back to the best
• 1:42:30
  group doctor ever. And we said Boob Voyage, right?
• 1:42:34
  Oh, yeah. That should be the name of your podcast.
• 1:42:37
  And we just got some really good ones. So I'm
• 1:42:40
  35, 24, 35. This doctor is amazing. I'm so sick
• 1:42:48
  and tired. Listen, do I think that Taylor Swift
• 1:42:52
  should have been courtside? I mean, they did
• 1:42:54
  it for attention, and they got Toy Story 5 coming
• 1:42:57
  out, so it's all publicity stunt. I know she's
• 1:42:59
  quote -unquote the next thing. I don't believe
• 1:43:02
  it. But Hank Azaria got free tickets to the Knicks
• 1:43:06
  fan, to the Knicks game, but he was mad that
• 1:43:08
  he wasn't courtside. And Hank Azaria, he played
• 1:43:11
  Brockmur. He did voices on the Simpsons. He's
• 1:43:15
  such a douche for doing this. He was complaining
• 1:43:17
  about Taylor Swift. Dad, of course she's going
• 1:43:20
  to be courtside over you. You're famous, but
• 1:43:23
  you're not that famous. I tell you the one that
• 1:43:28
  bothered me was Taylor Swift. Lime, you're a
• 1:43:32
  boomer, and you think you're so famous. Why?
• 1:43:37
  Come on. She just got here. I know she's the
• 1:43:39
  hugest thing in the world, but... Yeah, that's
• 1:43:41
  not the thing right there. You just said it.
• 1:43:43
  As much as I can't stand a woman, she is the
• 1:43:46
  hugest thing in the world, and you're not. I
• 1:43:49
  got to sit with her all through the NFL, and
• 1:43:51
  now she's at the guarding. I mean, it is annoying
• 1:43:53
  when they show her, but I get why they do it.
• 1:43:56
  Do I like it? No. But do I get it? Yes. Come
• 1:43:59
  on. Wow. She gets four seats. Her three friends.
• 1:44:01
  It's total bandwagon. Totally. I agree. I agree.
• 1:44:06
  But the fact that he still got free tickets and
• 1:44:08
  was able to go to the game. Shut up. Wow. Hank
• 1:44:13
  has been there since the 70s. Oh, good for you.
• 1:44:18
  As much as I can stand bandwagons. You know what's
• 1:44:23
  even worse than a bandwagoner? Is somebody that's
• 1:44:25
  like, oh, I've been watching since the Walt Frazier
• 1:44:28
  days. Good for freaking you. He's the voice actor
• 1:44:33
  for a generation. Like, this is... Oh, wow, you
• 1:44:37
  did The Simpsons. Show that's been on 20 years
• 1:44:40
  too long. And you did a funny show like Brockmire
• 1:44:43
  where you're playing yourself. Shut up. The man
• 1:44:48
  continues to be someone who stars in movies for
• 1:44:50
  the better part of 35, 40 years. Not that I question
• 1:44:54
  why she'd get the seat. I'm just tired of the
• 1:44:57
  whole Taylor Swift story. She did have three
• 1:44:58
  seats. I got the guest list in front of me right
• 1:45:00
  now. The Levitard show is so annoying. Although
• 1:45:03
  in the background, you know how there's the radio
• 1:45:04
  station WFAN? They have WFAT. Yeah, I don't know,
• 1:45:10
  Doug. These celebrities, even Fat Joe, we'll
• 1:45:14
  talk about the Joe Barton seats because he's
• 1:45:16
  in the fourth row. You're all losers, dad. Who
• 1:45:20
  cares? Hey, Gazaria, you lived a life. Shut your
• 1:45:24
  ass. All right. We'll be right back. Hang on.
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  Looks like we gon' hit them in the head with
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  rock, rock, rockin' it. Bitch gon' hear you rock,
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  rock, rockin' it. Fela Fija, rock, rock, rockin'
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  it. And it's like that. Turn it up. Now you know
• 1:46:25
  this is my song. Make me wanna break it down
• 1:46:29
  on you all night long. Got my little bit of skirt
• 1:46:33
  and my high heels on. All I need is a cutie and
• 1:46:38
  I can't go wrong. That's when... noticed you
• 1:46:42
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• 1:46:46
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• 1:46:49
  I just took it to the floor, hoping you would
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  come and show me more. If it is like that, ooh,
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• 1:47:00
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  ooh, I love it when you do it like that. And
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  I know we Feeling real nice, and this spot's
• 1:47:16
  so hot, I could dance all night. Boy, you know
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  you got me going, and I can't sit down. What
• 1:47:23
  you working with, baby? Well, I'm gonna find
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  out. That's why, that's why I'm feeling what
• 1:47:30
  I'm feeling as I dance with you. My body's overheating,
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  but I'm trying to be cool. Ooh, baby, when we
• 1:47:38
  leave the floor, I can't wait for you to show
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  me. Who taught you how to dance like that? And
• 1:47:47
  who taught you how to move like that? Yeah, who
• 1:47:52
  I love when you do it like that And I know we
• 1:47:56
  gon' kick it tonight If it's like that All my
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  ladies in the club tonight Hit the bar, take
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  a shot and get, get rad If you get out of line,
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  get off your ass Get on the grind, get on the
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  floor, let me jump right behind Catch em in the
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  club, jugglin' times, that's me No trees, no
• 1:48:24
  game, lookin' for them women that ain't got no
• 1:48:26
  ring Spread it for whatever like it ain't no
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  thing Walkin' through the club like my shit don't
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  fang, fang We on fire, we on fire, we on fire,
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  we on fire We on fire, we on fire, we on fire
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  Boy, you know that we don't have to kick it tonight
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  Who taught you how to dance like that? And who
• 1:48:59
  taught you how to move it like that? Ooh, I love
• 1:49:04
  it when you do it like that And I know we gon'
• 1:49:08
  kick it tonight It's Noel in Pitbull. would like
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• 1:49:52
  I cannot sing for a life, I mean. That is. 856
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  wish they podcasted their show. They don't. They
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  That's such a good show. And here's their intro.
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  I love it. It's what you need to get you going
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  And now, because it's not... You know how that
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  guy last week called me a gay nerd? Well, I'm
• 1:57:34
  not gay, but maybe I am a nerd because I like
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  the intros of radio shows. Here's Glenn Beck
• 1:57:38
  talking about when you change your show for ratings.
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  I don't pay attention to the ratings. I never
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  you out so fast and you'll you'll be done yeah
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  joseph actually that little um then you can you
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  you can smoke smoke that ball if you are changing
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  constantly for ratings you're never gonna you're
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  to the ratings yeah there's like a healthy in
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  And I know I'm not for everybody. But at the
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  on ABC on one of those illegal sites, allegedly,
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  and I'm like, why are they showing Tim Allen
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  and Carl Anthony Toms need to start out hot in
• 2:00:29
  the first quarter. They can't keep doing it,
• 2:00:31
  coming from behind. They can't keep, you know...
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  Having to wait till the end. Just blow out the
• 2:00:38
  spurs. Because Wemby's a little bitch who thinks
• 2:00:41
  he's better than everybody. Bitch is nauseating
• 2:00:45
  as hell. And a little off -putting. We got some
• 2:00:50
  audio here. But 8 -5 -6. 49 -0. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9
• 2:00:57
  -4 -6 -7. 7 -3. Okay. Here we go. Oops. here
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  is the uh coach of the spurs pretending that
• 2:01:26
  he doesn't hear the haters he's telling us he
• 2:01:28
  doesn't hear it but he doesn't have social media
• 2:01:30
  mitch looking back too was there anything that
• 2:01:33
  Could have been done differently on OG's tip
• 2:01:36
  -in after looking at the film. I don't know,
• 2:01:39
  maybe having a 7 '5 fucking Wemby in the paint.
• 2:01:41
  So, De 'Aaron's getting a lot of heat for decisions
• 2:01:45
  that he made in the game. Is that difficult to
• 2:01:47
  hear, knowing that all he did to get you guys,
• 2:01:50
  to help get you guys in this position? I don't
• 2:01:52
  really think it has as much to do with him as
• 2:01:54
  it does Castle and Wemby. Fox is a moron! And
• 2:01:59
  we all know that! Yeah, you know, I can't speak
• 2:02:02
  for everybody else. You know, I don't get into
• 2:02:04
  social media. I think I've probably been fired
• 2:02:06
  212 times. Well, you do know about what they're
• 2:02:09
  saying on social media. If you didn't know what
• 2:02:10
  was said on social media, you wouldn't know what
• 2:02:12
  was said. We traded Fox 72 times, and, you know,
• 2:02:16
  unfortunately, we still got to show up and play
• 2:02:17
  tomorrow, and I got to coach, so... You're barely
• 2:02:20
  coaching, let's be honest. The people that matter,
• 2:02:23
  we bond together, we stick together through the
• 2:02:26
  highs and lows. Whatever. You know, we were...
• 2:02:31
  I think, chosen to be in the play -in. And so
• 2:02:34
  there's a lot of things that happen. There you
• 2:02:36
  go. Defending your boy. He's one of those coaches
• 2:02:39
  that does not want to adjust because he doesn't
• 2:02:41
  want to admit he's wrong. De 'Aaron has to. Oops.
• 2:02:42
  He does not want to admit he's wrong because
• 2:02:45
  then he's going to be like, oh, yeah, I messed
• 2:02:47
  up as a coach, so he's doubling down on being
• 2:02:48
  a moron. Mm -hmm. Same with De 'Aaron Fox. Here
• 2:02:52
  is this guy, D -Lo, who's a Sacramento radio
• 2:02:56
  host. I'm a big fan of him. Mm -hmm. Even though
• 2:03:00
  he unfollowed me on Twitter. And here he is when
• 2:03:02
  De 'Aaron Fox played for the Sacramento Kings.
• 2:03:05
  Talking about De 'Aaron Fox, you know, as a player.
• 2:03:08
  And a lot of what he says here. I'm going to
• 2:03:10
  play it uninterrupted. I promise. A lot of what
• 2:03:12
  he says really equates to what he's doing now.
• 2:03:16
  De 'Aaron has to go. I have resisted saying that
• 2:03:21
  on the air for months. Maybe for seasons. De
• 2:03:25
  'Aaron's time as a Sacramento King is done. You
• 2:03:28
  can clip this. You can share it. You can tag
• 2:03:30
  all of the people that defend him on social media.
• 2:03:31
  I really don't care. I do not say this lightly.
• 2:03:35
  He has no heart. This whole fourth quarter Fox
• 2:03:38
  shit is such a charade because his ass lays out
• 2:03:41
  the first three quarters. How many star players
• 2:03:44
  do you question whether he gives a shit about
• 2:03:46
  the game he's playing in? And that press conference
• 2:03:49
  last night, bruh. It ain't going to make nobody
• 2:03:52
  feel any better. No. Tell us what happened. Own
• 2:03:56
  up to the fact you fucked up. Do that. Own up
• 2:04:00
  to the fact you screwed up the final play. Own
• 2:04:03
  up to the fact you was out there daydreaming.
• 2:04:04
  Own up to it. Ain't nobody trying to feel better.
• 2:04:08
  We want to hear you take accountability. Fucking
• 2:04:10
  acknowledge it. You couldn't do it. Yeah, they're
• 2:04:15
  laughing. And then Mike Brown got fired for critiquing
• 2:04:18
  him. No, where is? Oh, it's not going to make
• 2:04:21
  anybody feel better. Oh, it's just the Aaron
• 2:04:23
  being the Aaron. Hey, the moron. Okay. All right.
• 2:04:28
  Since we've blown this whole thing up, since
• 2:04:30
  we hold in the only coach that has been successful
• 2:04:33
  in the last two decades accountable for this.
• 2:04:35
  That's a good point. And then here is Jeremy
• 2:04:40
  Lin talking about how he made the Knicks $100
• 2:04:43
  million in revenue. From my vantage point, I'm
• 2:04:45
  like. Okay, hold on. I'm seeing stats. Yeah,
• 2:04:48
  Carmelo definitely screwed him over. And I love
• 2:04:51
  how we're trying to rewrite the past. Carmelo's
• 2:04:54
  a dirtbag. It's like, I drove in $100 million
• 2:04:56
  in revenue. I got paid $400 ,000 and then I got
• 2:05:00
  dropped. And I never got an offer in free agency.
• 2:05:03
  And I'm like, so for me... Can we stop rewriting
• 2:05:07
  the past? He had a good February 2012. But after
• 2:05:12
  that, I didn't have so much. To try to... You
• 2:05:15
  know, and that was, you know, which we can get
• 2:05:17
  to in a little bit. But it's like my exit from
• 2:05:19
  the New York Knicks crushed me. Yeah. Yeah. You
• 2:05:22
  know, I hope Carmelo can burn it. He knocked
• 2:05:25
  up a side check. I was messed up because not
• 2:05:31
  just because I wasn't going back to New York,
• 2:05:32
  but because of how it happened. It sucks. And
• 2:05:36
  here is. Jalen Brunson defending Carl Anthony
• 2:05:43
  Towns before he met him. Yeah. The narrative
• 2:05:48
  is placed on him by the outside world. And you
• 2:05:52
  never really know a person until obviously you
• 2:05:57
  meet him face to face and you see what he says
• 2:05:59
  and what his actions are. And being the teammate
• 2:06:02
  that he is and seeing his sacrifices and seeing
• 2:06:06
  what he's done his entire career. Puts him in
• 2:06:13
  a position to become a Hall of Famer. Of course.
• 2:06:17
  Same with you. I wouldn't trade that for the
• 2:06:19
  world. He's definitely helped out the team. Extraordinary.
• 2:06:24
  Not really sure how he's going to respond to
• 2:06:28
  me saying all these nice things about him. He's
• 2:06:33
  one hell of a basketball player. I love Brunson.
• 2:06:36
  And here is... Draymond Green saying he's not
• 2:06:40
  a dirty player and European players like Wemby
• 2:06:42
  are dirty. Wemby can be dirty, Draymond, but
• 2:06:45
  so are you. His leg while he was setting the
• 2:06:48
  screen. I don't know why anyone would be jumping
• 2:06:49
  on a screen like that. But here's what I will
• 2:06:52
  say. Victor Wemby is a great player. Victor Wemby
• 2:06:56
  is a European player. And I've been on record
• 2:07:00
  saying European players are dirty. And everybody's
• 2:07:02
  like, Draymond shouldn't say that. And I told
• 2:07:04
  you, I know Draymond will fuck you up. I'm not
• 2:07:07
  dirty. It's a completely different. Dude, you
• 2:07:10
  are sad, daddy. You hit someone in the balls
• 2:07:13
  and you also get into fights off the court and
• 2:07:16
  you also punch Jordan Poole in the face. Shut
• 2:07:19
  your ass. I don't think anyone that I play against
• 2:07:22
  will tell you, man, he dirty. Yeah, I don't know
• 2:07:25
  if that's true. Let's ask Kevin Durant. Let's
• 2:07:29
  ask Jordan Poole. Let's ask Clay Thompson. It's
• 2:07:33
  because you've been kissed, your ass has been
• 2:07:34
  kissed for 14 years by Steve Kerr that you believe
• 2:07:37
  you're not sent. Shut up. You're annoying. No,
• 2:07:44
  I ain't dirty. That's a different thing. I will
• 2:07:47
  mess you up though. Victor Wimiyama. Yeah, that's
• 2:07:51
  called being dirty. Is a European player. They
• 2:07:54
  are a bit dirty. It's why beating France in France
• 2:07:58
  was such a big deal. I agree with that. Europeans
• 2:08:02
  want to own our game and they are a bit dirty.
• 2:08:06
  And so I've said this before and everybody's
• 2:08:08
  like, you can say one person's dirty, but to
• 2:08:11
  say you're not dirty is a lie. You're lying to
• 2:08:14
  us right now. I shouldn't say that. He can't
• 2:08:18
  say that. He's dirty. No, I'm not. You are dirty,
• 2:08:21
  dude. I will mess you up for sure. Yes, you're
• 2:08:24
  telling us you're dirty. There's if you got shut
• 2:08:27
  up. All you do in your career, it feels like,
• 2:08:30
  since you started the podcast, is say these bombastic
• 2:08:33
  things and do things on the court so you have
• 2:08:35
  something to talk about. You don't care. Sure.
• 2:08:38
  Because you deserve to get jacked up. It's a
• 2:08:41
  completely different thing than doing sneaky,
• 2:08:43
  dirty stuff. Shut up. God, you're the worst.
• 2:08:46
  Shut your ass. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 2:08:52
  Hmm. You know what I mean, dude? Like, shut up.
• 2:08:58
  You're a nine. Dude, what are you doing? God.
• 2:09:07
  What? All right. It's time for NFL news. All
• 2:09:14
  right. I know. We got about 84, 85 days. Definitely
• 2:09:30
  under 90 days until the NFL returns. But that
• 2:09:34
  also means that the summer will probably fly
• 2:09:37
  by. So appreciate the moment. I am not ready
• 2:09:43
  for it. I'm loving the long days. It's kind of
• 2:09:45
  the break from sports. But first, 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 2:09:52
  It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 -6 -7. You
• 2:09:58
  can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio, and you can
• 2:10:01
  always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com.
• 2:10:07
  Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. I got it. This is a bitch.
• 2:10:15
  But first, let's let this finish off, and then
• 2:10:18
  we'll hear Saucy Santana calling out Cam Newton.
• 2:10:32
  It's Saucy Santana. Call me R. Kim. I'm going
• 2:10:34
  to ask this question. What? You think I'm gay?
• 2:10:39
  No. Oh. I think you're kind of miniscule. Even
• 2:10:43
  with your little bow tie and all that and your
• 2:10:44
  legs crossed, you know, your little bodysuit
• 2:10:46
  on, you don't get me gay. You get me? You just
• 2:10:49
  a nigga. You cool. Like, you just weird. Like,
• 2:10:51
  you your own. You just, you your own. What's
• 2:10:53
  the name? You know? Cam's a weird guy. Wears
• 2:10:56
  stupid outfits. I can't say weird. Cam's pretty
• 2:10:59
  much saying he is bi if he's asking that. I've
• 2:11:02
  never once asked somebody, hey, do you think
• 2:11:04
  I'm gay? I'm uncomfortable. And here's Michael
• 2:11:08
  Irvin saying he kept his first million dollar
• 2:11:12
  paycheck above his bed. I bought that house because
• 2:11:17
  it had fully had the pool and everything but
• 2:11:20
  it had a eight feet gate. Yeah, all I knew is
• 2:11:26
  I don't want anybody to see me in the pool with
• 2:11:28
  what I'm doing. All right, I don't want to listen
• 2:11:31
  to that moron. Haley Steinfeld details the biggest
• 2:11:33
  lesson she's learned since becoming a mom. Is
• 2:11:37
  she ever going to go by Hayley Allen? Doesn't
• 2:11:39
  sound as good. On June 12th, the actress and
• 2:11:42
  singer answers fan questions in a summer edition
• 2:11:45
  of her Bow Society newsletter. And one fan asks
• 2:11:49
  what her daughter... Axe. Why does everybody
• 2:11:52
  say axe? Is that like a New York accent thing?
• 2:11:54
  It's ask. Axe. What is she, an axe murderer?
• 2:11:58
  Has taught her after announcing her... That video
• 2:12:01
  is tripping out. Whatever. There you go. Starting
• 2:12:04
  to lose it a little bit. Been talking for two
• 2:12:06
  hours. Can you imagine? Time for Tampa Bay News.
• 2:12:08
  Yeah. Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive.
• 2:12:23
  From the beach to the bay and the city's crazy
• 2:12:25
  moves. We got stories hotter than the floor of
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  the grooves. Tampa Bay News, we making it spin.
• 2:12:48
  Ryan Hop on the mic, spittin' fire again National
• 2:12:51
  waves and the city's his friend Talkin' headlines,
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  man, you can't resist Every scoop hittin' harder
• 2:12:56
  than a clenched fist We got sunshine, drama,
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  and the traffic heat. Stories so bold, they knock
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  you off your seat. The vibe's electric, we taking
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  control. Tampa Bay's anthem, you're feeling your
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  soul. From Clearwater Waters to Ybor Streets,
• 2:13:29
  man, we documenting life with those hip -hop
• 2:13:31
  beats. Turn it up now, let the world partake
• 2:13:34
  in the stories of the legends and the news we
• 2:13:36
  make. You know what I mean. Tampa police are
• 2:14:10
  stepping up security ahead of the weekend to
• 2:14:12
  stop teen takeovers. Those thugs! I don't care
• 2:14:17
  what skin color you are. Yeah, thug! They're
• 2:14:20
  designating the downtown area a special event
• 2:14:23
  zone. Go smoke weed or something. When I was
• 2:14:26
  a teenager, all I did was smoke weed and drink
• 2:14:30
  vodka. What are you doing? This means violators
• 2:14:33
  could face more consequences. There you go. And
• 2:14:36
  then there's this headline right here. I swear,
• 2:14:38
  I am convinced that Ron DeSantis is in the closet.
• 2:14:42
  He's like the political version of Boozy, who
• 2:14:45
  is always talking about gay stuff. If you're
• 2:14:48
  obsessing, That much about things that are gay.
• 2:14:52
  You're probably gay. Now, there's no exact proof,
• 2:14:55
  but look at even how DeSantis talks. They feel
• 2:14:58
  passionate. And there's this right here. Right
• 2:15:04
  here is the proclamation from Governor Ron DeSantis
• 2:15:06
  declaring the month of June Faith and Family
• 2:15:09
  Month. Yeah, I don't think faith should be involved
• 2:15:13
  in politics. I know it's kind of what it began
• 2:15:15
  on, but we all know that God's fake and he's
• 2:15:19
  just doing this to try to outshine Pride Month.
• 2:15:21
  I don't know why people care what people do with
• 2:15:24
  their bodies. You're weirdos. But some city leaders
• 2:15:29
  in the Bay Area are taking a different approach.
• 2:15:32
  Of course they are. It's stupid. He's trying
• 2:15:34
  to make fun of Pride Month is what he's doing.
• 2:15:38
  With their own proclamation. The governor declared
• 2:15:41
  his proclamation earlier this week with supporters
• 2:15:44
  praising the message on social media. Yeah, everybody
• 2:15:48
  that wants penis liked it. While groups like
• 2:15:51
  Equality Florida say the proclamation may be
• 2:15:54
  sending a different message. Of course it does.
• 2:15:57
  Because if it was in like July, but he's trying
• 2:15:59
  to look over or take over Pride Month. That's
• 2:16:02
  what he's doing. Oh my God, I'm Ron DeSantis.
• 2:16:06
  You know he likes penis. The governor doesn't
• 2:16:09
  have a monopoly on faith and family. And we know
• 2:16:12
  that there are LGBTQ people of faith. There are
• 2:16:14
  LGBTQ families across the state. I agree with
• 2:16:17
  that. Paris Maurer with Equality Florida is calling
• 2:16:20
  the proclamation overly narrow. It's stupid.
• 2:16:25
  I just I really wish I believed in God because
• 2:16:28
  it does seem like even as hateful as they are,
• 2:16:30
  the religious people that believe in God are
• 2:16:32
  a lot happier. I'm straight up atheist. I've
• 2:16:35
  had a lot of death around me. All my grandparents
• 2:16:38
  died by my time in 10th grade. I was the last
• 2:16:41
  person to talk to my grandpa, my dad. So a lot
• 2:16:43
  of deaths are surrounding me and I don't think
• 2:16:45
  they're anywhere. It's nonsense. There's not
• 2:16:47
  a reason that we need to try to pit these groups
• 2:16:49
  against each other. Yeah, who cares? If someone
• 2:16:51
  wants to have sex with the same gender, who cares?
• 2:16:54
  Not what Floridians want. The debate comes as
• 2:16:56
  Pride Month celebrations ramp up statewide. In
• 2:16:59
  St. Petersburg, city leaders are taking their
• 2:17:01
  own approach, introducing their own proclamation
• 2:17:04
  that recognizes June as inclusive. I got you,
• 2:17:10
  dog. We can love all God's children and we can
• 2:17:13
  celebrate all God's people all in the same month.
• 2:17:16
  I agree. Conversation reflects a broader political
• 2:17:19
  divide in Florida following a. Tentious legislative
• 2:17:22
  session with debates centered around DEI policies.
• 2:17:26
  Oh, my God. Who cares about DEI? Who cares about
• 2:17:30
  gay rights? Who cares? You barely rebuilt the
• 2:17:34
  area after the hurricane. You're a loser, DeSantis.
• 2:17:38
  We are, after all, the state where woke goes
• 2:17:40
  to die. This year alone. Shut the fuck up. I'm
• 2:17:43
  so sick of the word woke. It means equal rights,
• 2:17:46
  and you're against it because you're probably
• 2:17:48
  in the closet. Shut your ass. So sick of you.
• 2:17:51
  The U .S. Marshals are now aiding in the search
• 2:17:54
  for a man who they say intentionally ran over
• 2:17:57
  a nightclub security guard. Ah, that's good.
• 2:18:00
  Seems like Florida's doing real well. Oh, yeah.
• 2:18:11
  Hoppy Hour is kind of over with, but you want
• 2:18:13
  to listen to some unreleased bangers? Stay tuned.
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  856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can
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  email me, RyanHobbyRadio at Jumo .com. This show
• 2:18:31
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• 2:18:33
  that grind in life. The ones that don't have
• 2:18:35
  their microphone in front of their face. The
• 2:18:37
  ones that I speak my opinions for. You may agree
• 2:18:40
  or disagree with me, but if you're listening
• 2:18:42
  to my words right now, I'm winning because you're
• 2:18:45
  listening. I love you. It's time for Hoppy in
• 2:19:15
  the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 2:19:24
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
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  is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 2:19:35
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 2:19:38
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
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  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  Welcome, welcome to the place I call home. New
• 2:19:56
  York City's home. Rotten ground on chrome. We'll
• 2:20:01
  be right back. We'll be right back. Outro Music
• 2:20:31
  That's why they playin' tug -of -war with my
• 2:20:33
  dick I used to have big dreams, now all of them
• 2:20:36
  shit Lingerie on silicone ball and they tick
• 2:20:39
  Niggas wind up in the sky for a dollar But I'ma
• 2:20:42
  keep it real And most these niggas die, no Renata
• 2:20:44
  Babies need milk and baby mamas need brotha And
• 2:20:47
  daddy got pride, that's why he got fried And
• 2:20:50
  it happens every weekend, that's why we outside
• 2:20:52
  Buying cameras for the store, niggas gon' need
• 2:20:55
  more You'll need to run, real beef follows you
• 2:20:58
  Everywhere you go, so it You don't need a hiding
• 2:21:00
  space, you need a gun, you need a clip, a little
• 2:21:04
  heart, and then a spark. You'll be a victim of
• 2:21:07
  society. You know how it goes down out here,
• 2:21:09
  man. You better load up your weapons, we can
• 2:21:13
  come outside. We'll be a victim of society. Come
• 2:21:19
  take a look at where I come from, man. Man, that's
• 2:21:22
  fucked up what happened to you. Outro Music That's
• 2:21:37
  all I hear. Watch your back out of town and spray
• 2:21:40
  at your runners. Right in the parking lot like
• 2:21:42
  AWACS in Venice. The money sent us, I will wave
• 2:21:45
  caps to Venice. Make back some spinners, rate
• 2:21:48
  back some dinners. I'm blown dro. Be no haze,
• 2:21:50
  black and spinach. If you hit it too hard, you'd
• 2:21:53
  be dazed back for minutes. Howl at the wrong
• 2:21:55
  shit, spend days at your dentist. Getting it
• 2:21:57
  deep straightened, just cause you was dating.
• 2:21:59
  You met your maker, now it's time to meet Satan.
• 2:22:02
  And if there was the only thing left, it'd be
• 2:22:04
  waiting up. No need to We'll be following you
• 2:22:08
  everywhere you go. So you don't need a hiding
• 2:22:10
  space. You need a gun. You need a clip. A little
• 2:22:14
  heart. Into the spark. Don't be a victim of society.
• 2:22:17
  You got to be a stupid motherfucker. Outro Music
• 2:22:37
  Goin' rep the unit till they put him to sleep
• 2:22:39
  That'll bring Vietnam to your hood in a fleek
• 2:22:42
  Before I hop in my Impala with my head in the
• 2:22:44
  breeze I say it's rare for the G's like my homeboy
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  deep and broke, start to notice me And now I'm
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  on the top, in the spot where I'm supposed to
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  be There used to be no hope for me, cause hoes
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  to holler, they was quick to tell me make a plea
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  dogging them like they was dogging me But obviously
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  I disagree Young Tune! I do me like masturbation
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  Young money, cash money till I'm killed, nigga
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  joy Dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
• 2:39:25
  rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair All night's
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  buzzing But the laughter's growing dim Ear drums
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  mixing Hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to
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  FM Shoutouts hit the street But soon the sound
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  will vanish Like shadows in the heat The hoppy
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  hour Is coming to a close Radio waves Fading
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  like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy dissolving
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  in the air, both keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
• 2:39:54
  just so unfair. No one lies buzzing, but the
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  happy hour is coming too close. Radio waves fading
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  like a little rose. Laughter and joy Dissolving
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  in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's
• 2:40:22
  just so unfair Oh, life's just so unfair Tuned
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  in every night like clockwork to a show Now it's
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  time to face the silence like the TV on Snow
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  Riot happy held the mic with humor so divine
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  The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon
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  line Coming to an end like a rollercoaster stopping
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  round a river's bend. Hoppy strokes and jabs
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  ease our daily grind. Now silence flowers and
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  This concludes our broadcast day. Good night.
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  And God bless America. Doors closing.