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#128 Daddy Is Back From The Jungle · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, welcome back to Two Doing Dads. I'm Maddie Jay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about parenting.
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  Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.
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  Speaker 2: If you come for advice, don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Steer clear my child. I'm surprise.
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  Speaker 2: I remember that youtip really well.
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  Speaker 1: I had to I forgot it. I had to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Laura did it most of the time. Good to have you back.
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  Speaker 2: It's hey, it's great to be here. It's going to
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  Speaker 2: be back.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're back.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird to look at you. It's weird to see you.
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  Speaker 1: I've quite enjoyed looking at your wife came out wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I've quite enjoyed recording with her.
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  Speaker 2: I heard it was fun. I haven't listened to any episodes.
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  Speaker 2: You probably won't either, good, but from what I've.
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  Speaker 1: Talked about you a lot, so you probably shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: No doubt. But the people were people. Laura was happy.
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  Speaker 2: People were happy. I've heard rave reviews. Rave even think.
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  Speaker 2: There was a little comment review on upper podcast and
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  Speaker 2: they're like, and Laura a great And I was like, shut.
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  Speaker 1: Up, we're starting a new podcast. Me and Laura you
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  Speaker 1: wish to doting parents.
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  Speaker 2: You're stuck with me, I know, but it is good.
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  Speaker 1: To have you back. We're here for a reason.
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  Speaker 2: What's that we're here.
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  Speaker 1: We're all dying to know the ins and outs of
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  Speaker 1: you masturbating in the jungle.
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  Speaker 2: So many, so many questions.
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  Speaker 1: Even people that I like see on the street, they're like,
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  Speaker 1: did he do it? Did he?
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  Speaker 2: Did he masturbate? Okay, my mom is like did you
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Ellie, you're hurting me.
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  Speaker 1: Should tell me, just tell me.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, I it's it's a pretty traumatic experience,
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  Speaker 2: not masturbating the jungle as a whole. It was. It
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  Speaker 2: was a lot. And on on the weekend, we caught
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  Speaker 2: up with some friends on the beach and they're like,
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  Speaker 2: how was it, dude, And I was like, I was
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  Speaker 2: about to unpack the last five weeks. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, it was one of the hardest. And
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  Speaker 2: they're like, anyway, great, good to see dude walked off
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, people don't realize how hard it
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  Speaker 2: is in there.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot that goes into it. I guess, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking it is hell. It is hell ash. I've
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  Speaker 2: been to Helen back.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you took it upon yourself to do a call
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  Speaker 1: out to see what people wanted to know. So we're
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  Speaker 1: going to run through some of that.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to save the Wayne question till the end.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be like the financing to edge, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: right until the end of the episode.
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  Speaker 1: So much sexual talk and these already were already. The
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  Speaker 1: jungle has a hole. You said that as a whole,
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  Speaker 1: so it like has a hole. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: You're just I'm like, hey, how are you? And you're like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: Hays in bed bed is where you have sex.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been edging, just nothing but edging.
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  Speaker 2: I can't say anything on this podcast without you turning
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  Speaker 2: it into smart.
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  Speaker 1: Well you haven't been here for six weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we did. We had a lot of questions.
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  Speaker 1: We did you put your put out?
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  Speaker 2: And this is cleansing for me. I haven't had a
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  Speaker 2: proper debrief.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you were just saying you were going to unpack
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  Speaker 1: it and then people are like, yeah, cool, sorry did
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  Speaker 1: and you walk up today We're going to unpack it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I need this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just kick it off straight away.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm wanking in the jungle.
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  Speaker 1: So you wanking in the jungle looking at your beards.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's start with a couple of easy ones.
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  Speaker 1: Let me start. Let me start what's with the what's
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  Speaker 1: happening with the beard? First of all, if you haven't
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  Speaker 1: seen Matt on socials, which you should have seen him
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  Speaker 1: by now, he today he's trimmed it up, and you
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  Speaker 1: can say, rugged, you were very I walked in the
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  Speaker 1: other day and you were like you was like me,
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  Speaker 1: it was like it was the day you got home.
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  Speaker 2: I had a couple of like shruggly bits. I always
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  Speaker 2: thought beards would grow. I've never had a beard this long,
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  Speaker 2: so this is new territory for me. But yeah, the beard.
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  Speaker 2: You have some hairs that they're growing twice the rate
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  Speaker 2: of the other hairs. It's a lot of hard work.
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  Speaker 1: You've done it all right.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't got a haircut. And I said to Chris
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  Speaker 2: the hairdress and I said, Chris, get rid of the beard.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, I love it, dude. And Laura was like,
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  Speaker 2: can't fucking wait for that beard to come off. So
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  Speaker 2: when I came home, she was like, what why is
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  Speaker 2: it still there? Manicured it and I was like, Chris
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  Speaker 2: didn't want it to come off because his head looks
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  Speaker 2: so good. So I've kept the beard. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how long.
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  Speaker 1: For I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel, I feel.
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  Speaker 1: So he trimmed it up for you. He trimmed it
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  Speaker 1: did He did your top lip too. You could set
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  Speaker 1: your watch to that. He is fucking straight.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, look at it, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: As a man who wears a mustache all the time,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot trim mind properly. I just don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to do it. I don't know. Well, I'm growing it
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  Speaker 1: at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: You need to see, Chris, I wanted to hang.
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  Speaker 1: Right down like a walrus.
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  Speaker 2: Disgusting. How does April kiss you?
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Laura wants it gone because she hates it. It's
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  Speaker 2: so itchy, Yeah, so itchy. My kids are like dad.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people are pretty negative on the beer.
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  Speaker 2: People were like, you don't look like you don't look
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  Speaker 2: like you've even had a shower yet. It's so discussed,
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  Speaker 2: and that's all that matters for the bid for now. Welly,
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  Speaker 2: at least another week. It's going to stay.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, rattle away, guys, before we
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  Speaker 1: do continue. Thank you for everyone who did write in question.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up and ask questions.
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  Speaker 1: Who snored the loudest?
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  Speaker 2: Actually not many people snored in the jungle. I picked
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  Speaker 2: a bed. Actually I didn't pick my bed. I there
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  Speaker 2: was one bed left. I was like the last person
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  Speaker 2: in camp, and because I got split into two teams,
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  Speaker 2: and I walked in there and I was told by
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  Speaker 2: a few people, don't get a bed that's too close
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  Speaker 2: to the fire because it's very smoky, ash as.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to come out of there with amathema,
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  Speaker 1: which I think I did.
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  Speaker 2: But I looked around meeting people. I'm shaking hands and
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking around being like, God, like, what what beds
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  Speaker 2: are left? Because everyone already put their backpack on the beds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a classic way to reserve something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a school camp. And I'm like talking
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  Speaker 2: to someone filling to Dave Fuse and I'm like scanning
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  Speaker 2: over his shoulder, being like, oh fuck, there's no beds left.
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  Speaker 2: Only bed left was next to Sam Thirday, big guy,
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  Speaker 2: one of your heroes. But he's he's ipe, doesn't mind
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  Speaker 2: me saying this. He's like one hundred and third kilos.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not he's not small guy.
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  Speaker 2: He's a big boy, and you know, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to judge him, but I did think he would be
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  Speaker 2: someone who would snore. And I sat next to him
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  Speaker 2: first night and I'm like, do you snare and he's like.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, like a chainsaw.
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  Speaker 2: Thankfully he wasn't too bad. He was actually very quiet.
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  Speaker 2: But the biggest snorer was Sigared Thornton. Siggi man the
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  Speaker 2: smallest in the camp, and she was like a freight
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  Speaker 2: train every night and she'd fall asleep pretty quick also,
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  Speaker 2: so you know, you're trying to get to sleep and
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  Speaker 2: like the animal's allowed and then Siggi's just like and
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  Speaker 2: she was consistent every night. She would once she started like,
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  Speaker 2: oh I can't stand all night all night. Thankfully she
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  Speaker 2: was on the other side of the camp, so I
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  Speaker 2: think she was next to Hughsy, next to Harrison, but
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  Speaker 2: I could still it would keep me awake.
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  Speaker 1: And like with the sleeping, do you do you is
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  Speaker 1: it like prison where they're like lights out everyone has
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  Speaker 1: to go to sleep or is it you just go
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  Speaker 1: to sleep when you want to go.
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  Speaker 2: To Yeah, there's it's crazy. They have massive studio lights
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  Speaker 2: like up and rigged up into the.
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  Speaker 1: Trees and so it's not just all day like natural life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so as soon as it kind of gets dark,
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  Speaker 2: we kind of knew that it would get dark around
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  Speaker 2: six thirty and they would turn those lights on, so
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  Speaker 2: we don't have there's no no, one has no time.
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  Speaker 2: So we would know that, like when the lights would
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  Speaker 2: go on, it'd be around six thirty and we'll be
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  Speaker 2: like that's lights on. Secret And then once you stop talking,
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  Speaker 2: they would then turn the lights off. But you had lanterns,
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  Speaker 2: so you would ever be like, all right, everyone shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I was next to Sam and Reggie and ye know,
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  Speaker 2: we're pretty we're pretty quiet in that corner. Weird as
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  Speaker 2: well that the three of us made it to the
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  Speaker 2: final three in that corner. Apparently that corner suspicious producers did.
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  Speaker 2: They said that that corner has been responsible for a
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  Speaker 2: lot of winners, like Miguel slept over there good corner
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  Speaker 2: to be in. But there were times when other people
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  Speaker 2: giggling all night, and in my head I was like,
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  Speaker 2: shut the fuck. They wouldn't because the wouldn't have the
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  Speaker 2: lights off until everyone stopped talking. So normally they would
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  Speaker 2: give it five minutes. Once the last person would stop
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  Speaker 2: talking and then they turn the lights off. Animals allowed
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  Speaker 2: the first animals there. Yeah, dude, there was like the
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  Speaker 2: owl said, the owls can confirm I was. People are like,
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  Speaker 2: aren't you on the Gold Coast No, because they'd be like, well, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Where the English one is filmed in Morlene Bar, but
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  Speaker 1: which is like just off the highway. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: just like straight off. I could just imagine a guy
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  Speaker 1: there with like an animal noise playlist, like time owls.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, wake up at the morning.
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  Speaker 2: But that's what it was. An hour after the lights
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  Speaker 2: would go off. Did these be these two owls and
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  Speaker 2: one would go and then the other one on the
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  Speaker 2: other side would go, oh, classic mating call, and they
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  Speaker 2: would do that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that is all night, all night.
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  Speaker 2: And then the crickets are so loud, so I reckon
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  Speaker 2: worse than the soccadas did. The socicadas would go all night.
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  Speaker 2: There that a break.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to my world, man, they.
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  Speaker 2: Have SCADAs on night shift.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: So the first few nights I think I was getting
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  Speaker 2: about I must have been getting a couple of I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get into a deep sleep until like the
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  Speaker 2: last week. I didn't have any dreams. I wasn't dreaming
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  Speaker 2: in the jungle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, that would suck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the moment it would get a little
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  Speaker 2: bit bright. Yeah, monkeys, monkeys are going like over the
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  Speaker 2: tree tops, over the canopy.
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  Speaker 1: The monkey song would come out of the playlist monkeys.
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  Speaker 2: That we'd have. We'd have ten monkeys like over see
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  Speaker 2: him a lot, right, Yeah, dude, look up and you
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  Speaker 2: got monkey's being like hey man, you're like shut up.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll get chet on by a monkey.
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  Speaker 2: Uh no ship, no ship by monkeys, thankfully. But there
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  Speaker 2: was We haven't had this confirmed, but I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 2: there was three ranges that are always patrolling the outside
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  Speaker 2: of the jungle, like where your camp is, to make
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  Speaker 2: sure that the baboons, because baboons are dangerous. They got
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  Speaker 2: huge apparently bigger canines than a lion.
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  Speaker 1: Also, their assholes are disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Ash please come on, Well, I just can't look at
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  Speaker 2: a bat boon that these ones. The assholes were great.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently they were innies from what I heard.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, you always have ranges patrolling. But we had, dude,
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  Speaker 2: we had I had like a scorpion in my heart.
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  Speaker 2: We had a spitting cobra in the in the.
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  Speaker 1: Like one of the interview rooms planted though.
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  Speaker 2: They're pretty venomous, they're pretty dangerous.
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  Speaker 1: You can pull the scenemen out of them and then no,
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  Speaker 1: that's a vent amount of them. What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: You can jack them off?
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  Speaker 1: Just made me jerking off a snake. Sorry, Jess, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to look just in the eyes right now.
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  Speaker 1: I just said, imagine me jerky.
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  Speaker 2: Always we would wake up, we would wake up and
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  Speaker 2: the baboons would be there, and you're likeole, like nothing
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  Speaker 2: I've ever seen before.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, let's get back on track there. They only
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  Speaker 1: found this out today to dark days Friday Saturday, which
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  Speaker 1: is they don't it's not televised, no, no, but they
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  Speaker 1: would pull stuff from that. What are you? What do
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  Speaker 1: you do in those days?
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  Speaker 2: They're long days, long days. There were tough times. You
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: got about. There's about one hundred or so cameras, so
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  Speaker 2: they're always filming you. One hundred cameras always filming you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's always cameras are always rolling as always people watching
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  Speaker 2: from the camp. Maybe a kilometer away. There's a house,
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  Speaker 2: pretty big house, and it's where like mission control is
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  Speaker 2: what they would call it. They will always be there,
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  Speaker 2: so there's always people watching, always produced, you know, because
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  Speaker 2: you never know when something's gonna happen. Yeh, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: But we don't have there's no Robin Julie, there's no trials,
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  Speaker 2: there's no it'd be the longest two days, dude' it's
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  Speaker 2: it was hell. We had. The best thing we had
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  Speaker 2: was a waterfall that we could walk to and we
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  Speaker 2: go for a swim of the waterfall and we kind
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  Speaker 2: of knew that the walk, the swim, the walk back
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  Speaker 2: take up like an hour.
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  Speaker 1: How many times would you do that today?
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  Speaker 2: So then but the hard thing was we had no
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  Speaker 2: energy because we're so hungry, and it was a hard walk.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it wasn't like, oh, it's just there. We'd have
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  Speaker 1: to we'd have to make it look like that just
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  Speaker 1: by the way, like it's just there. It was.
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  Speaker 2: It was like it was like summoning everest.
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  Speaker 1: No.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was hard, and so some people were
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  Speaker 2: like there were times when people go, I cannot do
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  Speaker 2: that walk, Like I don't think I can make it
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  Speaker 2: because with people are so hungry, and it was like
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: almost forty degrees during the day, but we would do
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  Speaker 2: Hughgy was always up for the walk, so Huge would
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  Speaker 2: always like rally the troops and be like, come on,
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  Speaker 2: we need to get some sun. Harrison was always keen.
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  Speaker 2: Reggie was like, I can't, I can't, I cannot see.
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  Speaker 2: So we would do that. That's sometimes we do it
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  Speaker 2: twice in a day and other than that we would
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: just sit there, man, sit there. And one game we
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  Speaker 2: will play quite a bit would be you say a
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  Speaker 2: celebrity okay, and then the first letter of their last name.
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  Speaker 2: I would have to say a.
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  Speaker 1: Celebrity name and its and we would do that great
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  Speaker 1: car game, Great great Roger game, that one.
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  Speaker 2: And I would I would often sit there by the
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  Speaker 2: creek and I would look at the rocks and I
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: would look for faces in the rocks and I would
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: do that for a couple of hours.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like you had like a Wilson well sne.
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  Speaker 2: It was you were starved. People. They always say going in.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone who I spoke to had done the show was
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: like the boredom is so hard to manage, and it
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: was like it was like undescribable what it's like. I remember.
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  Speaker 2: We would we would look for insects and if we
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: saw a couple of ants, we'd watch the ants for
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  Speaker 2: an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Do you watch the fuck? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So you just okay, go again.
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  Speaker 2: But we would we would get the food was always
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  Speaker 2: the same every day of the week. You always get
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  Speaker 2: five spoonfuls of porridge for breakfast, get about five spoonfuls
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  Speaker 2: of rice, a couple of beans, couple we got a
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  Speaker 2: few beans. You get that same munch for dinner. But
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: then on the dark days, depending on how many stars
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: you got on the Thursday, that would roll over to
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: the Friday and the Saturday, right the challenges. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: on the Thursdays, everyone was like, hey, no pressure, but
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  Speaker 2: this is going to determine how much food we get
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: for the next like three nights, So let's try and
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: get a couple of stars. But they were like, on
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: we would get better meals on a on a Friday Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't as like rustic. So one of the nights
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: we got hamburgers.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I did see a lot of like food advertisements on
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: this show, and then I saw like there was a
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Hello Fresh Day, there was a Brownie Day, and like,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: you guys are gonna come back and put on waite.
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  Speaker 2: We had one brownie.
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  Speaker 1: We stretched it out for three days of TV.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: We would have drunk our own piss for a Tim
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Tam did you yes?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Did you drink your own piss? I was so thirsty,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: So they must provide your fresh water and ship like
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: the whole get you get fresh water?
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Do you get fresh Sorry you're out of water.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna die.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: But I remember, I remember like one time we got
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: a little bit of hot chocolate and I can't remember
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: what the challenge was, but we won a little bit
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: of hot chocolate, and people it was like, we just
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: want a ferrari. People were losing our shit with just
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: any bit of flavor because the food just was so bland.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: It must be exciting, you know, like when you even
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: when you're just hear and you're like so busy and
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: you never don't get a chance to eat, and then
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you get like something so good. You're like, oh, yeah, I.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Was trapped in the jungle for thirty days, bro. And
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: you're trying to compare that to being hungry at home?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Is yeah? Is that that's it?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: You think being trapped in the ion, losing eight kilos
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: over thirty days is the same as you being hungry
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: on an afternoon at home and worry wood. Yeah, oh
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: it's on part. It's so close scorpion steak.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It was more that I just wanted to elaborate how
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: good that feeling is when you just like get that
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: one thing. I'm not trying to diminish it. Let's move on.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Did you actually, because there's a question here about washing
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: your clothes, do you wash your clothes in that creek too?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Or they've given you we we.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Had like you washing up there, We had you only
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: get two shirts to single it, two pairs of shorts.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: You're allowed to bring in five pairs of hondies or
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: six pairs of hondies. You get two pairs of socks,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: and we have a sink down by the creek where
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: you do. You're washing up after you cook, that same
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: sink you then do for your washing. But I would
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: normally I would wear a shirt for like five days straight.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I think I washed my socks once. I kind of
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: wore my socks, wow, for like ten days.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Did anyone have any like weird washing routines, like someone
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: who had to wash all their shit every day like
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: an April per se, which is like, oh good wash
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I've got to make a load of washing.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think everyone because it sounds stupid, But to
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: ring out your t shirt like you do that, you
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: do one shirt and you'd have to sit down for
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: ten minutes because you're exhausted. Oh right right, it's like
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: the energy required to wash your clothes. People just avoided
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: it because it was non critical. Everyone smelt like crap.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: You know, the campfire. We were given a toiletries bag, yes,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: and so in that you had a natural deodorant, roll on,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: hate roll on. You have pretty basic toothpaste tasted like nothing,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: so you never felt like you even had clean teeth.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: You have a brush, you have noil clippers, you have
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: insect spray, and that was and then yeah, that was
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: that's about it. That was all you had. Oh had
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: sunscreen as well, Yeah, it's going to be safe, you'd
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: be sunsafe. And that was That was all you had
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: in your toiletries bag. That was it. But I don't think.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I mean the only thing obviously everyone would shower.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: It was the shower just like a communal.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: So we would all get hosed down in the morning
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: by Robin Julia and then they'd be like get out
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: of bed, you have.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Billy, somehow you've made the jungle stink.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Down by the creek by the gym, if you can
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: recall if you can not wood the wooden gym, the
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: wooden gym. So just in the in the around the
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: corner behind a tree was the showers. I'm having weird
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: like PTSD right now. Yeah, all right, And then I
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: would not sometimes you would just shower during the day
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: just to do something just for the like shower culture
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: cold shower and.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Because it's like so fucking hot and so it was
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: kind of so hot on the Gold Coaster.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: But but I I showered in DTS for the first
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: couple of nights, got your cock out after that, and
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: then I was like, you know, this is hard work,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: you know, and also you don't feel as clean. But
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: there's you know, there's like four cameras.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Somewhere out there. There is footage of one many j
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: with his cockout in the jungle.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: And then as well, when you shower naked, you turn
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: around in the cameras and for the four cameras were like.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: They'd all be on you and for you that to
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: zoom writing. So yeah, so.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Someone whoever's doing night shift normally, I would be like
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: the second last of Shower Naked, and then Sam thought
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I would always follow up and he'd shower Naked nice.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect, Yeah, I'm going to have to Hey, Jess,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: can we just send any emaults to Channel ten please
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: we get that footage. That'd be great. Speaking about producers,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: how often are you communicating with the producer?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: So they have a speakers a bit like Big Brother,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: where if you would sleep in too long, for example,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: they would have to say, hey, guys, you got to
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: wake up, like the day is starting.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: That sucks. And then.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: And then if they're like they would kind of say, hey,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: your rations are there. There's a it's called a top TALKI.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It's where you do your interviews. So they would say,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: you talk your rations in the top talkie. If there
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: was anything like anything that really likes. So once time
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: we had a snake in camp and say, they would say,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: everyone go into your campsite with a fireplaces stay there
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: because we're having someone remove a snake. And then when
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: they would come in to like someday that for example,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: like it was one afternoon they had to do some
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: maintenance on the campsite and they were like, you cannot
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: talk to any of the crew. You cannot say anything
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: to them, don't acknowledge them. If you did acknowledge them,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: they would ignore you. And then the only kind of
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: interaction you would have if you weren't doing a trial.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I think you thought it around four point thirty, but
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: they would send you out to have your battery changed
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: in your mic pack, so you have your necklace connected
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: to a mic pack that you wore as a belt.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: And but when you did that change, you'd be like, hey, dude,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Hawaii nothing nothing. You'd be like, what do you have
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: for lunch? Would n answer. None of the crew wore watches,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: so they always want to make sure that you have
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: no idea what the time is, and even you when
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: you go on a trial, you would like run out
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: down the tunnel. You would then get met by a producer.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Once you left camp, you get blindfolded. So when you walk,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: we say we're walking together. You'd be in front of me,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You're being led by a producer. I have my hand
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: on your backpack. They would walk you to a car
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: still blindfold drive you to the trial, and they get
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: your blindfold taken off once you're in the trial area.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: In front of Robin Julia, and then once you finish
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: the trial blindfold on back to camp.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It sounds like my worst night mare. Yeah, so then,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: and also, but I'm so impatient too. I just could
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: not take that.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: It's weird how quickly you acclimatized. The first few days,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, I cannot, this is hell. And then
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: it's weird you just become institutionalized. But then it was
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: weird coming out and everyone pretty much, like all the
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: crew and like the final six, we all flew back
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: at the same time, and a lot of the crew
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: from Sydney, and so it was weird. There was one lady,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: her name was Anita. Shout out Anita. She would always
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: blindfold me for the trials, and then she was sitting
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: next to me on the flight. She was like, hey, dude,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: this is for you. But it was so weird to
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: have her smile at me and talk to me and
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: asked me a question. I was like, you were do
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: you like me?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I would be I would be that person that's just like,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I wonder if this person likes me or not. I
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: would be like, they don't. They definitely don't even know
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: it was their fucking job.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: But there was I always when you're in the top
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: talkie doing interviews. There was normally like one producer he
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: would do most of the interviews with, and mine was
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: someone who like even though I didn't, I wasn't seeing
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: him face to face, like it's still talking about like
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: pretty you're crying. Day day four, one day, day day four,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I was like keeping to myself, and they're always watching you,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: and they always they're also aware of like this is.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: They've done eleven seasons, so they know the telltale signs
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: when people are struggling. And one day before I kind
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: of didn't really speak to anyone. I kind of ate
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: breakfast by myself. I did like washing it by. I
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: was Matt time and then they called me. I kind
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: over the speaker, They say, Mac, can you come in
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: and have a chat. And it was like after having
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: a really bad day at school and you finally get
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: home and your parents go, how was your day, and
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: you just let it all out. I literally I sat
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: down and he said are you doing okay? And I
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: just lost it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: The words and and you know, like in my head,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I was like I remember bo Ryan left two weeks.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: After two weeks and I thought to myself. I can't
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: believe he quit. And then on day four, I was like,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to quit.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Wow, Like how close do you think you got to quitting?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Every part of me was like, I don't want to
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: be here and I can't stay here, and this is
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: going to like it's not for me.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: You would have regretted it though, and I knew Laura
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: would kill me. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm safer here.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: But also I thought to myself, look, I'm just going
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: to I'm going to get to the end of the day.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: And it was always you had dinner was always the
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: biggest meal, and you always felt so much better after
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: you had a full stomach because the breakfast of lunch
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: didn't even touch the sides. Yeah, so I was like,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get to dinner. And then once you
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: get to dinner, it's a pretty it's pretty quick to
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: have a shower, you get ready for bed, and I
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm just going to do one one more
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: day and see how I feel in the morning. And
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: the morning you wake up and you feel okay. And
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: then I always thought I'm just going to make it
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: to like one week and then two weeks. So I
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: but yeah, the guy my producer, when I was struggling,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: he was like, you're doing a great job, like you know,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: hanging there. And so when I saw him in person,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, you saved me. He's like, get off me.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, these these contestants are clinging literally very good. All right,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: let's move right. First part of this question, were you
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: in Africa?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Can confirm did go to Africa?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: If I asked for passport stands you'd be able to
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: produce that.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, I can't, I can't.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, I believe you, and the listener should believe you too.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: And then the other one is like does it feel
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: like you're the jungle? You're saying there's big lights and
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: cameras and are they small camp? Will just give us
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: a breakdown.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that little security cameras all like threw out.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And then do they make a conscious effort to hide
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: them or not?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I mean they're kind of not super hidden.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: They they're very much blended into the environment. And then
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: in the camp, the main camp with the fireplace and
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: the beds are there's maybe around the camp there's like
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: six proper like big big boppers, the ones you see
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: like if you're doing the news, like those type of cameras,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: but they were like like up on big stands, but
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: they were manned by cameramen. But they they had black
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: screens that would just be this black screen up in
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: this area and the camera would just poke out here.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: We talk about boring fucking jobs. Oh my.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes they'd be like, it'll be like, ha, there
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: you are, but that must be such a boring job.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Such a boring job. I don't know how they do it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they've got like beds that they're
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: lying down but standing up. I don't know. It's long
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: shifts of just listening to us talk about food, because
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: that's pretty much what we talked to eating. Yeah, like
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: but sometimes like I think one of them tripped and
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: like fella like that. But there was one night when
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: we're trying to sleep and one of the cameramen was
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: doing this.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: And we were like, can you shut the fuck up.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: We're trying to sleep.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Equivalent of your neighbors having a party. The cops are
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: on their way, but you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: You forget, you totally forget, like you. I mean, there
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: was there was one camera above me and Reggie and
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: when it rained, we kind of saw so there is
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: a canopy above you, so if it rains, you're slightly protected.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: The outer beds might get a little bit wet, but
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: this camera was just outside of that protective canopy, and
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: it would get rained on and when it would go
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: to swivel, it go like get stuck, and me and
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Reggie would be like, I would be like, good morning,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: reg how are you feeling? And then the camera got
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: That was the only time we know we noticed the camera.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the people, Yes, if you don't mind,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to talk about the people
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: because I had to sit back and watch you have
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: a bromance with Harrison. But anyway, let's see what the
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: listener thought.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: By the way, is that was that time I want
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: to talk about it? I'm fine, okay.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Harris said, he's upstairs if he.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Comes downstairss upstairs right now, he's in bed your bed?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah that Laura left and he cooed on and I
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: saw him on his moped on your story.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, sorry about that. I forgot to mute you
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: hide you from viewing my stories.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: If he was on like a Harley Davison or something,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I'd be like that's pretty cool. He's on like some
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: shitty best.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Why do you hate Harrison?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, So who did you unexpectedly? Who did
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: you unexpectedly connect with? March?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Do you know who I was hoping I was going
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: to connect with and I feel like it happened. I
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: feel like it happened. Maybe it was one sided, maybe
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: he hated it, but I felt like we connected.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Who Husey? Oh yeah, okay.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I remember I thought he might be in the camp
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: and I was like, hughes he is so rich, that's
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: surely he doesn't need to be in armous celeb like
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: he did. Apparently they'd been asking him for a while
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: and he was like, no, I can't be stuffed. Yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: but but I was very star struck when I saw Hughesy.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Really yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I remember talking to him and I was very much
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I was very aware of who I was talking to,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: and I was like, say the right thing. You met
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: him before, though only really briefly done his radio show,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: so it's a quick five minute chat.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: So he had you as a guest.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I was a guest.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: But doesn't that point if you ask me, you're the
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: sort after guests.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: He plays tennis with Russell Crowe. That's that's the kind
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: of guy.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: They can't imagine Russell croping very good.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I thought that that's what you takeaway. He's so unfit.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: They're your words, maybe Gladiator Russell.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Because Hughesy was always down for the waterfall and.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: They really played that up on TV too. Meeting was
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: a real freak. They're real nature freak. He's like in
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: the fucking it was.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: It was intense. We would go down there to worship
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: the sun. We would worship the sun and we were
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: and Hughsey would be he would give us like life
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: lessons from Husey. He'd be like, remember, guys, it's all
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: about forgetting about what weighs you down. You've got to
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: be happy as we're standing there in the waterfall like
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: absorbing the sun.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: It was like it was be part of a cult.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Now what's happening?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: We almost had a mass suicide from Hughsey was like
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: should we and we're like we'll do it best season ever.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: But husually, I hope that we're I hope we're still friends.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: We're not going to hear this though he's not listening
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: to We'll get them on the podcast. We'll try try
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: our very hard as the experience changed your perspective on
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: life at all.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did for how long? Annoyingly? Coming out of
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: the jungle, you slot back into your normal routine very quickly.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Would I'd be like straight away, like true scroll.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I remember coming out and I thought to myself, I
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: don't even need my phone. I had my phone back
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't even need it. And
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: then and then I plugged it in and it turned
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: on and I was like, I'll have a quick look
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: four hours later.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you opened it up, you didn't have a beard. Yeah,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I shaved fresh shame, oh my phones.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: But it does in the you're in the thick of
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: the jungle experience. You know things like a flushing toilet.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: You know things like a fridge. You know, to be
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: able to just order in food and have it delivered
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: to your house. Those things when you're starving thirty days
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: every single day, those are little things you appreciate so much.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: And then I'm going to sound you know, a bit
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: cheesy here, as you would have seen my reunion a
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: little bit emotional. I was missing the family quite a bit.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: It makes you appreciate your family, You're you're starved of
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: all your luxury items. You're starved, you know, electricity and
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: warm water and food and all that. But then you're
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: also you're so starved of any connection with your family,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: you know. And then I remember when those the letters came.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: We get a letter, I think it was maybe twenty day,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: three weeks in and like, I don't know if you've
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: ever had a letter that's made you cry, like for me,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I never have. I've never had a letter where I'm like,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I'm hanging on to every word.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I got a citation from the RSL Club once that
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: maybe it was for a lifetime ban. I'm still upset
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: about it. So yeah, I get it. I know what
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: you mean.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: But you know, when you have all you have to
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: connect with your family is an a four piece of
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: paper with a few words, and you read that letter
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: ten times a day every day, and you know you
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: would do anything just for that, you know, a little
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: bit more contact with your family, and then you get
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: out you.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Like beat it. I can imagine like you did. You
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: you probably would have done a lot of like soul searching. Yeah,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: you're like, I'm going to change this about my life.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: It's like when you're really hungover, You're like, I'm going
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: to change so much about myself and then you have
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: a good sleep. You're like, you know what, I'm perfectly fun.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there were We got one of my luxury items
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: that I brought in was the paint set and it
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: had some pencils and there was some you know, everyone
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: had a few moments where they would then sit down
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: by themselves and they were kind of write their thoughts
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: and I kind of the best way I could treat
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: the experience in my mind to keep going was just
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: saying to myself, this is a really intense health retreat.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, every time, and this is just like this is
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: like rehab essentially. It was.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: It was that so I hope, I hope. My My
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: big takeaway from being in there was like spending more
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: engage one on one time with kids, being in the moment.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Have you been trying to practice it more?
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Very hard?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is hard, very hard. It is hard when
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: you don't want to do it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Even this morning, like getting the kids out the door
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I love your kids so much and
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I've missed you so much.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: But there's nothing like being slapped in the face by
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: reality that he is like young children, they don't give
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: a like for one day they're like, Oh, it's so
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: good to be daddy, to be home, and then they're like, app.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Cut it up.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I've set the skin off. The other day when I
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: came over and it was like Lola was like I'm hungry,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, what would you like?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Like, well, I forget how hard it is to parent
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: when you're trying to do nothing but give your children
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: a really fun experience, like on the weekends, like you're
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: take them to the beach, You pack up all your equipment,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: you go down there. You're five minutes in and they're
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: like treating, like you just drag them to the depths
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: of hell. And you're like you're on Bondi Beach right
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: now and it's a twenty five degree day, the sun
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: is out. I've got snacks, I've got towels, I've got
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: everything you could ever need. And you're like on the
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: floor having a tantrum.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: It's the word.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm trying to like transport back to where I
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: was in the jungle, being like I missed my kids.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I love them so hard, like sitting there looking for
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: faces in the rock. Yeah, like yesterday I was like,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: let's go, let's go to the park. Let's go to
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: the park. And he's like, yeah, yeah, let's go to
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the park. Yeah, get in the car. They both fell
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: asleep in the car on the short trip to the park.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Got to the park and we're at the parking. I
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: don't want to go to the park, and I'm like,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: we do this for you.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: It's like parenting. I forgot how hard. The one thing
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: the Jungle did is made me forget how hard parenting.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You're not as parenting fit because oh no, no, I'm
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: like awful. I mean, let's talk about challenges really quickly. Yeah,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: we spoke about food that you were given, but what
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: a food that you had to eat didn't make you sick.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: I were in the moment when we got all the
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: all the Stars, and because I was still buzzing off
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: the fact that my last challenge the basketball one. Sorry
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: about making you watch my attempts at basketball. That was hard, hard,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: It was really hard. I wouldn't. I wanted to redeem myself.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I wanted to come back a hero. So I was
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: so happy that we got all the Stars. And it
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: wasn't until we were blindfolded walking back to camp that
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: it was that off sour milk because it's just like
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: off milk. Oh, And we live streamed it and I
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I was. I was projectile vomiting like
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: the whole way back to camp. I got back into camp.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I then vomited again when I was in camp.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Did I give you anything for that or not?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: You just just like they kind of said, there's always
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: a medic on call, and the medic is just like
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: just drinks and water.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's not like with poisoned. Yes, I agree with you.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: One time, I was like, I feel dizzy, and they
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: gave me a bit of attention, like they were like, Okay,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: this is kind of serious. And I thought about pretending
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: to be even dizzier to get food, Yes, but I did.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: It's like.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: That's such a thing kids do. Yeah, I got like
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: this all this bit of attention.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: It's like all I had one time was a sore
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: throat from like the yelling and the smoke, and I
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: got a lozenger and like save.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Like a sugar free You're like, so you did spew up?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Did anyone like just quickly, did anyone get actually sick?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Like not just like food sick, but like because it's
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: like if you don't have if you're not taking in
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the sustenance.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're not. You know, we're not. You got
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: no contact with anybody else. Read you go a little
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: bit sick that no one really got that unwell, no,
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: we were.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You are in like a bubble, Yeah, give it a
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: bubble any like quarantine a little bit before.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no gems in the jungle. Someone a fact,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: so I don't know. Someone did say there was where
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: the creek round through. Someone was like, that water is
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: pretty clean, right, you could just drink it, And I
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't know if it is, and they
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: were about to drink it. It's it's just all pit
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: usually would be in the water. We found out later
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Hughesy would piss in the water.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Fora give it. He's a vegan, he doesn't drink. It's
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: probably good for you say to say, we know who
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you missed the most. That'd be me. If you're looking back,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: what was your favorite memory, what's your favorite part of
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: the experience.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I've got to say I've got to say that fam
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: coming in and just just for because people are like
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: you would have known the family were coming.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: In, if that's that deep into the earth.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like I've watched parts of the show before,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: so you know that Top three had the ring in
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: with the family, but it was a Thursday that we
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: went from five to three. I thought the family coming
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: in might be like in a couple of days, like
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: on the Saturday maybe, but they split us up. They
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: kind of said, Sam, we had to do when we're
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Top three. They said, we're going to take some photos
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: because you guys are Top three, just so you know.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: And they at this point production are like a bit
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: more relaxed at this stage.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: They're on the home stretch as well.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw a cameraman with a watch and I
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, oh my god.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: At the time, shackles are listening. I don't know how
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: to read that.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: And then they said we'll take some individual shots. So
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Sam and Reggie left and they said, Matt, just sit
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: on the just sit on like the bed, and we'll
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: just you know, just just have a think about some
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: of your favorite memories. We just get a couple of
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: pensive shots and this is over the speaker and I
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: was like, okay. So I was like looking at the
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: fire and I honestly did not expect Laura they were coming.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: At that point.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I had no idea at all. So when they were like, daddy, fuck,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I've watched it back and it's a lot.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: May I cried. Yeah yeah, I was like, oh fuck.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A few people were like, oh fuck, come on,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: bro ham it up for the cameras, but even Laura
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: at the time was like like pull it together.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, I caught myself crying and I was.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Like it was it was a lot. So that was
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: That was my favorite moment. And then we did a
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: challenge where we had to we were dancing as a
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: scientist go doing the Chinese whispering oh yeah, yeah, and
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: you forget how good music is, like oh true, because
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: we had no music, and so we had this really
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: crappy like German eighties techno song that was Right's Free
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: being played and I don't know if you guys heard
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: it when you're watching it, but we were just dancing.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: To that and like that was just for a moment,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: just yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I turned around. Everyone's you know I think I like
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: as I ran down the line, I like was grinding Reggie.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: She would have laughed at are right actually.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Funny? Moment with Reggie. When we would walk to the waterfall,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I would often take a hand. I would like chaperone her,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: help her because she can't see if anyone who doesn't know,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: she's only got about ten percent of a vision left.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: And one time I forgot to say, there's a rock
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: in front of you, and she hit the rock and
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: she was about to fall over. I'm holding her hand
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: and she goes to grab something. Oh no, and she
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: grabs my penis. She grabs my penis so tightly, and
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: that is what like steadies her. And I'm like, and
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: she's like, hang on, is that your penis?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: That's her move for sure. It's like you our people
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: stop short in the car. She's like, let me grab
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: your cop I've already got it. I've already got it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: And I didn't want to say yeah. I want to
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: make sure that she's okay, so I didn't react. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: didn't flinch.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: She gets up as you guys, congratulations, that'll be fifty dollars.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: It's a lucky woman.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: And then and so often whenever we like walk to
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: the waterfall, after that, she's like, you're gonna put me
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: into another rock. I'd like push him into a intrigue.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Just get some action, all right? Post show, you're back.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: We're happy you're back. You were happy you made it
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: in one piece. So were the listeners. So we did
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: have a lot of questions, Matt about your relationship with
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: a daughter of yours by the name of Vlola. Who
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: who Marley is the eldest, Lola is the youngest. Who Lola,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: before you left, you weren't her favorite person.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I was posted this video I did. I did a
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: video of what it was like when I said goodbye
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: to the kids. Marley was hysterical. You know, I'm like
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: explaining to them that I'm going to be gone for
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: a long time. Marley's in tears. Lola was literally like
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. She's like yeah, she didn't care
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: at all. And then when I saw Laura we get reunited,
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: She's like, Lola's really been missing you, And I was like,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: has she really? But after we left the jungle, the
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Top six, they're all staying at a lodge outside of
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: the camp and their family's there. Lola was like locked
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: on to me, locked onto me and would like wouldn't
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: like I had to give her a bath, like brush
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: your teeth, get addressed, things that back home. Normally she'd
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: be like, do not touch me, get away from me.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: And May didn't give a shit. Marley was like, hey,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: man walked off. We'reas low. Were like, couldn't it enough
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: for me?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: She missed her pin cushion.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: That's what it is.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: You're like a pin cushion where she's like and she
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: didn't have that. When I was talking to Laura the
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: whole time, like in the records, when you were gone,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: she was like, she was like, Lola just like has
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: no one to hate, like like it was so weird, but.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Then it was for the record as well. The business
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: class seat flight a couple of crap from Life on
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: cut listeners for the record. For the record, Laura had
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: that seat ten of the twelve hours of the flight.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: I gave up my seat to Laura, so I sat
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: there with Lola.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, the story's changing.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: So we're in premium. Marley's a sleep in one seat.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: We're in the middle row. Laura was in the middle
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: arm on the outer She slept in my arms that
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: whole time. Remember sound like a hero. That sound like
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: a hero. Anyone would have done the same thing. But
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: normally I remember thinking wondering what it would be like
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: to have Lola sleep in your arms, because it was
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: always Laura and it happened for the first time and
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is amazing. It is. It is
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: starting to rub off. Now. This morning she woke up,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Laura was out the door and Lola was like, you,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: where's mom? And I was like, she's gone for work
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: and she was.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Like, oh god, yeah, it just ruins their day immediately.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's starting to rub off. But for the
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: first week back, it's been pretty amazing.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Oh, I'm happy. I can't wait to
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: get an update. A question that was on everyone's mind,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: junk jacks, did you get one away?
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Look, I don't want to talk about it. Yes you do. Okay,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: people don't want to hear about this part of the
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: jungle experience. It's it's a bit crass, isn't it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Just Just cover your ears.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: This is a lot of information.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I can't. Okay, let me take my pants off in
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the jungle.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: It's weird. That's switch of like being horny is gone.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I was not going to say, it's right there.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: You everyone like speaking to the other boys and no
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: sex drive. Zero sex drive. The last thing you're thinking
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: about maybe because your body's just trying to hold onto
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: like every last drop of nutrients that to expel any
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: semen would be so detrimental, So your body is like
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: it's not thinking about it at all.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: So you're forced one out, did you?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: And so we were talking about, you know, early days,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: like who's going to have a jungle jack? And people
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: were like, yeah, we might have a jungle jack. And
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: then like after the first week, everyone's like, actually, there's
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: no way I could even even if I wanted to,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to jungle jack. Okay,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: do they know who they're dealing with? So maybe I
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: wasn't sleeping that well, Okay, it would. It would take
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: me normally like an hour to get to sleep. And
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I was also up really early as well. I'd lay
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: in bed trying to get back to sleep, and that's exhausting.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: It's you know, you want to get to sleep. And
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: then as well, you know, you got you got the
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: animals to deal with cigarettes, you know, you want to
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: try and get to sleep before she starts snoring like
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: a freight train. So one night, this is maybe like
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: three weeks in, I'm tossing and turning. Not like that.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: That was quick.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Everyone's asleep. I kind of like sit up in bed
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: and because you have lanterns, he can dimly lit, and
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, everyone's sleeping. I'm not gonna I'm not going
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: to do it. The only the only place where there
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: is no cameras is in the toilets. And I'm like,
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: part of me, there's literally two voices in my head.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: One is saying, let's just go to go to the toilets.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Do it, Let's just do it. It'll help you get
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: to sleep. And then the other voice is like, that's disgusting,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: don't don't do it. And then I'm like, I'll try
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: and get back to sleep. Try off another like what
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: felt like ten twenty minutes. I'm wide away. I'm like,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: you know what, it's nature's sleeping pill. So I go
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: over to the make my way, put my boots on,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: make my way down to the long drop, get into
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: the long drop. Yes, it's like, oh man, we would
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: change the toilets. There was a massive bucket underneath the
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: long drop and we would change it every morning. So
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: it's been a forty degree day full of shit. You're
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: in there. It smells like shit. You know, and I'm
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: looking at my penis, which is the size of a walnut,
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh god, come on, buddy, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: it's like it's it does not want to get up
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: at all. I'm like, come.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Give me something, trying to bring some.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Life into this guy. And you know, I'm in there
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: in my modesty, smock in this modesty is in the
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: long drop, which thinks of shit, trying to get something,
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: trying to get an direction, and nothing's working, and I'm like, goodness.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: So after maybe like it felt like ten minutes, I
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: start to get some blood float and I'm like, Okay,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: we're good. We've got something here. We've got something here.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: So so we're kind of we're making progress. But I'm
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: also thinking, like, hope no one has to get up
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night and go to the
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: toilet because you know, anyway, So making great progress, getting
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: towards the pointy end, if you know what I'm saying.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I'm now conscious that I don't want to make a
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: mess in the long drop were.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: You sit in or standing standing? Nice?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: So with my left hand, I get the toilet paper.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Oh you your prepping' and I'm like I've given.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Myself a homemade baseball mit to catch, to catch what's
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: about to come into it.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm digging it. Okay.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: So I've got this baseball mit. I'm like ready, okay,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm gonna catch this thing. Okay. So
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like getting towards Enna, Jess. I'm so sorry to
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: talk about this in front of you, also so to
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: all listeners, and I'm like, okay, I'm going to catch
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: this in the baseball mitt. And then the moment it happens,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: it's like a water main being struck.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: It's like squareter yeah, And I'm like.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: I've caught a little bit of it, but also a
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: lot of it's now everywhere and inside the long drop,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the walls are just dried mud.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: That's so you contributed to the structural integrity of that toilet.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm like, okay, crab, I want to I got
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: to clean this up. I can't have people in the
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: morning being like where are crystals come on the wall?
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: The toilet paper is like a single ply right, It's
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: like you know, I'm like, so I try and wipe
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: it off, and then the toilet paper is like attached
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: now to the dried clay and and I'm like, oh God,
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: damn it, this is this is awful.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: People are going to know.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: People are going to know. Yeah, there's just like shreds
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: of toilet paper. And then I'm like, I've got to
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: try and remove it. So there's a little shovel that
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: you can that we would put everything to the toilet.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: You put charcoal and sawdust over your business. And I
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to use that shovel to like
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: shave off the dried mud.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: So I'm there, like, would you be the first person
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: to ever get rid of semen with the shovel?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: So I'm shaving off all the mud. I'm like, I'm like,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: it's a construction work. Now, I'm like jack hammering away.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm also like this looks a bit sus because
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: on one side it's all just like dried mud, and
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: when it's like shave, it's just like flattened. But I'm
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: like I did in a way which wasn't obvious that
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I got rid of the evidence. And then but then
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I realized something, Wow, ash, I realized I've done something
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: very silly. Oh no, Okay, when you're in the jungle,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: it's drilled into you that you have to wear something
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: at all times. Yes, a microphone.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, so I.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Everyone, I'm wearing a microphone.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: What okay, we're heavy. There just be a lot of
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: heavy breathing. People probably think you're taking a monster shit
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: in there, unless do you do you talk to yourself?
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Come on, I got it's everywhere.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: So okay, has anything? Did any want to say anything?
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: No one saying? I think they kind of.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I then it wouldn't be the first.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I grabbed my microphone. I was like, I'm really sorry.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: That was that was goold calm. I went all over
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: the walls picture.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to I was just like in case
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: it was someone listening, and I just wanted to say.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I'm really I'm okay.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Very so then I had to yeah. I then close
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: the long drop door and did you get to sleep?
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: And then I like a baby. But the guilt, the
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: guilt of walking back into camp and whoopsie like a
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: bit flustered heart.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Any water.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Replenish what I've just lot. I'm like, I'm so dehydrated,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: just like bang of bones.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Your skins are really tight.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Hop back into bed and I was like, I'm an
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: awful I'm a disgusting human being. And then towards the end,
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I was like to the others, I was like, we all,
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: we all did it right?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: No?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I was like everyone like, yeah, come on, we all.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Like a good gear. I love that. Did anyone just
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, me too, just like make Maddy feel better.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: It looked accusy and I was excuse me, come on.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: It was like, damn it, man, have some self control.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: So just the once, yeah, just well twice.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: God.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: It was towards the end it was like the second
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: last night, I couldn't sleep. That's good gear. I like that,
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: But the second time I didn't. I didn't wear the microphone.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, do you get in trouble? What were you doing
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: in there? Wanking?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Not so? Yeah, I am discussing. I'll admit it. That
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: was the highlight of my That's fine.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I would have given them the go too.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't enjoy I didn't. For the record,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: it wasn't enjoyable.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Matthew, one last thing. Yes, I have something for you.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: It's a lovely slice of mango. I'm not sure I
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: did I actually say.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I don't remember saying that I would rather eat a
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: mango than have sex with my wife.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did quite openly say that, and you didn't
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: mix up your words there at all.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: You did that.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: You said, hey, guys, just so you know, if I
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: had a choice between this mango and having sex with
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: my wife, I would take the mango.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: But we all, I look, honestly, well, Laura's not here,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: what about me? That's a that's a good look at mango. Yes,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: cover here is. Oh yeah, ah, it's funny. Sex sounds
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: the same as that. That is, looks good, smells really good.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, but we all know what you're man
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: that that you were just expressing how much how good
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: that mango was at the time. What about now mango
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: or sex with your wife?
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Mango's pretty bloody good. That's all a
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: good time for thanks, thanks so much.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: That's all right. Do you want me to wrap this up?
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: While Matt does his best to perform filatio on that mango.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: If you've enjoyed this episode, please give us a review, subscribe,
• 56:16
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• 56:19
  Speaker 1: media Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, that's a good mango, very very good.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: We will be back next week with a regular with
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: a regular episode. Oh man, he's really making up of
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: a mango. I'm getting an direction, so I must go.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Good to be back, goodbye for now.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I'm doing fine too.
• 56:43
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• 56:57
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• 57:01
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• 57:02
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• 57:05
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• 57:08
  Speaker 1: peoples today.