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Son of a Boy Dad #140 ft. Nick, KB, & Aidan McCluskey · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, we're live? That it was. Do you guys
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  Speaker 5: have a song or anything? A diddy? Hell? No, just
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  Speaker 5: get right into it. Oh you want to take that?
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  Speaker 5: You want to?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, I thought we were just starting in a conversation.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know if you were doing an intro. We uh,
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  Speaker 6: we are live from New York or from Roan is
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  Speaker 6: not here today because he's in New York and I'm
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  Speaker 6: in Chicago. And we're joined by Aiden McCluskey, man stand
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  Speaker 6: up comedian.
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  Speaker 5: Do you spell your name with a question mark like that.
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  Speaker 4: After the first and last?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Aiden, I just didn't know if I was pronounced.
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  Speaker 4: That's in disgusted question mark.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 5: And then Kyle Bauer and Nick Tarraaney.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you for having me. Yeah, of course, excited
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  Speaker 6: to be here.
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  Speaker 5: Guys. Do you think people are shocked they can hear it? Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 5: This is a big This is a big upgrade for us.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out Stephanie Whoa. Yeah, so that's weird as hell.
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  Speaker 5: They hear him normally, I think, But yeah, that's dude.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, yeah, I don't know if we need that amplifier
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  Speaker 6: because we could just hear your voice regularly.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's pretty cool though.
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  Speaker 8: That's kind of sweet.
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  Speaker 7: Ye.
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  Speaker 8: Can you auto tune it? I think it's just auto
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  Speaker 8: tune for us. I think it's normal.
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  Speaker 5: When are you flying back to New York? Sunday? Okay, Sunday?
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  Speaker 5: Why Friday is like the call for worldwide gi hod.
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  Speaker 5: That's when all the brand is flying out to Baton
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they like the they called for a day of jihad.
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  Speaker 5: Oh so it's like terrorist attack. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, dude, I was when I flew in yesterday,
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  Speaker 6: the TSA was out of control.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah it was.
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  Speaker 6: Uh they were scanning every single bag individually for like
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  Speaker 6: whoa for like up two minutes?
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  Speaker 5: Did you have anything embarrassing in there?
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  Speaker 6: No, but they searched my bag and there was nothing
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  Speaker 6: in it. I was like, I don't know what you're
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  Speaker 6: looking for. We uh making fine ship. We flew once
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  Speaker 6: Kyle got stopped by TSA. Remember when we did like
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  Speaker 6: the sandwich draft or b lt draft. Kyle had a
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  Speaker 6: leftover ingredient left in his bag and TSA like pulled
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  Speaker 6: it out and I was like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was baked beans, but had a big In
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  Speaker 4: order to get to the baked beans at the bottom,
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  Speaker 4: he had to dig through a bunch of like fake
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  Speaker 4: Louis Baton gear. We were bringing to rough and Rowdy.
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  Speaker 4: You put your beans in a bag. Yeah, we did
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  Speaker 4: a sandwich draft like most podcasts, actually physical sandwich.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was all visual but a gotcha.
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  Speaker 4: I brought baked beans and I had a leftover can.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh you just had a care yeahs Are you
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  Speaker 6: not allowed to bring beans on planes?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, really, I saw the person in front of me
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  Speaker 5: at TS yesterday. I had a whole squash.
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  Speaker 4: Squash is fine for an items, Yeah, fastly different, but
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  Speaker 4: that's name two genetically different.
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  Speaker 5: But it was a Squashy. Wouldn't you really be allowed
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  Speaker 5: to bring a little cann of beans? I think you
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  Speaker 5: put that on the end of floss and it's a
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  Speaker 5: fucking mace.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, the beans. Yeah, the squash isn't Would you rather
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  Speaker 6: get hit with a can of beans or a squash?
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  Speaker 5: Definitely a squash?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that candy squash the other day?
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  Speaker 5: What's it? Was good candy squash?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: What is slashes? Is a gummy?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe the worst vegetable squash is up there for the worst,
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  Speaker 6: it's mushrooms squash. Yeah, I hate mushrooms or uh no,
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  Speaker 6: I think it's a fungus.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can also adjust it.
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  Speaker 4: I'll just I don't know how the fuck this works.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Aiden, you're from Wisconsin, southwest Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 4: Southwest Wisconsin. Is that what town? What city is that? Aalesville,
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  Speaker 4: Wisconsinale looks like the biggest city in southwest.
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  Speaker 9: Wisconsin, Lacrosse, I guess, yeah, closest to it, Yeah, like
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  Speaker 9: thirty miles from nowhere south I think.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Aiden's mobile. Yeah, I kind of all over the place.
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  Speaker 5: He's all over the place.
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  Speaker 4: In what way I live? Like, I have a bed
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  Speaker 4: in the back of my car.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you're like that, Yeah he's mobile.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he got me a bed for the week, and
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  Speaker 4: that's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: What prompt is that?
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  Speaker 4: Like living out of my stand up?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Just doing gigs.
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  Speaker 9: I was sick of like I worked so many different
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  Speaker 9: jobs and I was like, I would rather be poor
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  Speaker 9: and live out of my car than fucking deal with.
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  Speaker 5: Than be rich.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, I don't want to deal with that. I
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  Speaker 4: mean rather I have a wife. Where all of you
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  Speaker 4: slept in your car, like all over the country. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: oh really camp sites and things like that.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever had like any close calls scary calls?
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  Speaker 9: I was sleeping, so like, if I do shows in
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  Speaker 9: the city, oh crash in my car.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And like I hit up a buddy of miles like
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  Speaker 9: could I just sleep in front of your house? And
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  Speaker 9: he was like, yeah, no problem.
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  Speaker 5: Wait he wouldn't invite you in.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, you know.
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  Speaker 5: The first thing I would say is, dude, you're being weird.
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  Speaker 9: I'm inside, No, there's too much pride involved. And also
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  Speaker 9: I had like lived in that place before. Oh so
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  Speaker 9: you he owns the house.
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  Speaker 4: I still can't fat inside. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: We it's he's got a nice setup. Yeah do you
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  Speaker 5: it's a good little rig. Yeah, I mean sleep six foot.
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  Speaker 5: And then my ex girlfriend was a tall lady.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was six warm. So I had to build
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  Speaker 4: this girlfriend was six.
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  Speaker 9: Were you by They Yeah, she played a college ball
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  Speaker 9: and then heard her knee fucked her knee up.
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  Speaker 5: The heart of Britney Griner.
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  Speaker 4: That was your ax. Yeah, yeah, I was heartbroken.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I had to go over he did she hurt her? Weienie.
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  Speaker 8: I've been smashed back there. It's very comfortable.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He laid back there and Bush yes, smushed out because
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  Speaker 5: it was comfortable.
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  Speaker 8: Well, sasket shotgun.
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  Speaker 4: Wait did you document this in video form at all?
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  Speaker 4: Not at all? Respect that a lot.
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  Speaker 9: I thought about it, but I was like, that's kind
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  Speaker 9: of gay, just being like, here's a day in the life.
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  Speaker 9: It's like, do you want to fucking watch me shower
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  Speaker 9: at Planet Fitness?
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  Speaker 4: See you when you do shows that You said the
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  Speaker 4: city you mean New York City?
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  Speaker 13: Uh?
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  Speaker 9: Any any city? Yeah? So any city New York. I
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  Speaker 9: have enough people where all like crash on the couch.
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  Speaker 4: But you'll typically park it where, say, if you're in
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  Speaker 4: a different.
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  Speaker 9: City, residential neighborhood somewhere where like really yeah, lower middle
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  Speaker 9: class where they're like, oh, that's probably a buddy of
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  Speaker 9: someone in the neighborhood, Like they're.
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  Speaker 4: Not gonna call the police.
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  Speaker 5: Walmart parking lots are good too, righte.
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  Speaker 9: Walmart parking lots are all right, but they don't turn
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  Speaker 9: the lights off, so it's fucking like bright in there
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  Speaker 9: all the time, and you have to crack the windows
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  Speaker 9: otherwise it gets fucking hot. And like the condensations you
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  Speaker 9: do about temperature control, there's really none at all. I
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  Speaker 9: just kind of it's either more blankets or I'm just
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  Speaker 9: sleeping bear underwear. I was sleeping on like close to
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  Speaker 9: State Street Madison once and I had a parking meter.
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  Speaker 4: She thought I was dead and I had to.
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  Speaker 5: Like crawl out of the car in my boxes and
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  Speaker 5: my shirt and be like, no, do not fucking tell
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  Speaker 5: my car.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in here right now.
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  Speaker 6: Was your tall ass giant girlfriend cool with you sleeping
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  Speaker 6: in your car?
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  Speaker 4: She was insane though, so it was Yeah, she would crack.
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  Speaker 5: It's six feet so you'd fuck in the car all
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  Speaker 5: the time.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I fucked in the car a handful of times.
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  Speaker 9: I was seeing this homeless lady for a while. Yeah, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Was seeing this.
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  Speaker 5: You were seeing a homeless girl.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was seeing because I mean, you just like
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  Speaker 9: get off a different fareomone when you are your holder.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but yeah, that homeless lady was also seeing
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  Speaker 6: a homeless person.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and then but she was nine, He's like
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  Speaker 5: cool homeless. She was like real homeless.
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  Speaker 4: So do you seek out discomfort? I mean, do you
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  Speaker 4: do like very challenging things on purpose?
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  Speaker 9: It just gets boring to live, Like, yeah, I'm reading
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  Speaker 9: that now, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So fucking comfortable.
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  Speaker 5: On the second page, you read the back cover, you
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  Speaker 5: read the fucking he counts the cover as a page too.
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  Speaker 6: Bodney Mullin the pro Skater married a homeless woman. I
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  Speaker 6: think he's a cool guy.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, the premium she wasn't cool, No, no, she like
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  Speaker 9: so for a while I was staying she lived in
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  Speaker 9: like northern Minnesota, and I didn't have any gigs for
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  Speaker 9: a while. So I was like, can I crash at
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  Speaker 9: your on your that's not homeless property her mom. So
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  Speaker 9: her mom owned a group home and she stayed outside
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  Speaker 9: in an RV, okay, and we were staying in this
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  Speaker 9: RV and like for a few days, and like on
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  Speaker 9: the third day, she was like, I'll cook a dinner.
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  Speaker 9: Because she was like it was like a commune types
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  Speaker 9: of she was growing all of her food and uh
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  Speaker 9: so she like picked all these vegetables and then went inside,
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  Speaker 9: and she's like, you can come inside if you want.
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  Speaker 9: So I was like that would be awesome, and I
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  Speaker 9: went inside, and then her mom came down and she
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  Speaker 9: started bitching at her mom, and then one of the
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  Speaker 9: like retarded people from the group.
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  Speaker 4: Home came down and she was like, how do I
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  Speaker 4: do laundry?
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  Speaker 5: And they're like get back upstairs, and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I can't keep living this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd rather be alone.
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  Speaker 5: It almost always ends up happening now. Yeah, that's so funny.
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  Speaker 9: Both her and her mom, they like were going at
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  Speaker 9: it and then they saw her and all of the
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  Speaker 9: anger was commune.
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  Speaker 5: A group commune that grows their own food, but it
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  Speaker 5: was a group home, yeah, and then straight up just
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  Speaker 5: a house with multiple different people or was it like
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  Speaker 5: like like a thing where you could.
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  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, well it was weird at all.
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  Speaker 6: You're playing real coy like was it a bunch of
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  Speaker 6: people living under one roof? Or was this like a
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  Speaker 6: government thing?
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  Speaker 9: Well, I mean it's government funded because you don't want
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  Speaker 9: to see those people in society.
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  Speaker 4: So then they're like, yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 5: Like but she was was she was actually crazy?
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  Speaker 9: The yeah, well she was like mentally disabled. It was
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  Speaker 9: like the go not the she may as well have been,
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  Speaker 9: but she the Amazonian or the homeless, the homeless girl. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I started seeing her after the Amazonian woman. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 9: what's your type? Whatever will take me? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I've I thought about it. I've never actually like gone
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  Speaker 9: after anybody. I've been like genuinely interested in. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 9: like let people come to me, and then I just
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  Speaker 9: take it and be like, why is this going so poorly?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So you're living on the road and say you want
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  Speaker 4: to say that you're in the mood to have sex
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  Speaker 4: or meet somebody.
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  Speaker 9: Do you go out to the bar or what? I
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  Speaker 9: don't even drink anymore, so yeah, I don't. It's just
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  Speaker 9: like if they well, what's the situation, because I don't
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  Speaker 9: know what are we talking.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what your exact situation is. I'll just
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  Speaker 4: go instantly. You spend every pretty much every night in
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  Speaker 4: your car.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I mean typically like if he didn't get me
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  Speaker 9: a hotel, I would just be like, Okay, I'll do
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  Speaker 9: this gig and then get to Chicago, hopefully with like
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  Speaker 9: enough time to spare to get on tender and find
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  Speaker 9: you use.
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  Speaker 4: Tender Yeah, yeah, and then how does that work? A
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: typically like what does a tender date look like?
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  Speaker 9: It's just, uh, you want to go to your place?
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  Speaker 9: Do you want to go? I'll buy you a couple
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  Speaker 9: of drinks. Wipe left left? Do I ever swipe yet? No,
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  Speaker 9: beggars can't be cheaping. My standards aren't exactly the highest.
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  Speaker 9: I've had some stinky sex being homeless, dude. Some of
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  Speaker 9: these bitches that have houses are stinkier than the home one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah they say that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so you've been to some stinky bitches houses? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: oh yeah, like how like like like garbage on the.
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  Speaker 9: Floor, garbage on the floor, cigarette. But one bitch had
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  Speaker 9: a free room rabbit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Those things are shitting non stop.
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  Speaker 4: All the time, pissing everywhere, and it's.
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  Speaker 5: Like big ones.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a huge ones, the big rabbit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: There's just pellets all over and it's like all right,
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  Speaker 9: what or just yeah, ship pellets, ship food.
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  Speaker 5: Did you say anything about this, like bitch you nasty?
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  Speaker 9: No, it was just like I'll keep it if I
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  Speaker 9: mean you get done fucking you immediately.
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  Speaker 4: That's why wear the belcrows.
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  Speaker 9: I want to be constantly tying my shoes. Yeah, getting
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  Speaker 9: in and out of bed, you know, so like I'll
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  Speaker 9: throw my shoes off.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, it was that nasty where you had to keep
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  Speaker 6: put your shoes on to get out of bed.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I've been in some situations like that, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, stepping on a glass, roaches in a crib, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: So a lot of a trifling. Probably.
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  Speaker 6: There was a story that you told me when I
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  Speaker 6: first met you in Detroit about how you were with
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  Speaker 6: a There was a was it a hooker but you
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  Speaker 6: weren't fucking her?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Coco, Yeah yeah, to Denny's waffle house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I met this one. So I was staying.
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  Speaker 9: I was doing these like shitty road gigs, and it
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  Speaker 9: went from like there was this booker his names I
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  Speaker 9: don't know. This is I'll just say, isn't it Ron Harren.
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  Speaker 9: He's fucking insane?
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  Speaker 4: This is live. Yeah, that's all right.
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  Speaker 9: He's he's an insane person. People keep telling him me
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  Speaker 9: stealing valor and it fires him up because he's like
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  Speaker 9: a veteran and you just.
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  Speaker 4: Be like, oh, you steal valor.
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  Speaker 5: I don't him thinking it's just funny to be like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: you're stealing valor.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, He's like, fuck you, I need you in Delaware tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like the.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, Uh, the gig that you did when they didn't
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  Speaker 6: have a microphone, you to buy a karaoke.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, yeah that was Oh that was demoralized.
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  Speaker 5: Let's not laugh because we did that for yak live.
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  Speaker 5: One's really yeah, yeah, pretty much. I was awful.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, oh yeah. So I did these gigs. It went
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  Speaker 9: from Ohio to Washington, Pennsylvania, and then it was supposed
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  Speaker 9: to be in upstate New York and the one I
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  Speaker 9: did in Pennsylvania.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: That's where we're from pretty much, Washington, PA. Oh really yeah,
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 15:17
  Speaker 9: I stayed there at the Roadway Inn and that's where
• 15:20
  Speaker 9: I met Coco.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: So I got there.
• 15:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, there are a hooker go to the roadway. You'll
• 15:27
  Speaker 9: find a bunch of them in Mexicans. A lot of
• 15:29
  Speaker 9: Mexicans and hookers at the Roadway in in Washington, Pennsylvania.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 15:34
  Speaker 9: But uh, I got to the gig and I was like,
• 15:37
  Speaker 9: so you guys have like a sound sism. They're like no,
• 15:39
  Speaker 9: I thought you brought it and I was like cool.
• 15:43
  Speaker 9: So I like called my mom and I was like,
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: can you send me a screenshot of your Sam's card?
• 15:47
  Speaker 9: And she was like yeah, and she sent me the
• 15:49
  Speaker 9: screenshot of the Sam's Club card and I fucking bought
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: this karaoke machine. And I was like, what's the return
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: policy on electronics because I got to bring this back tomorrow. Yeah,
• 16:00
  Speaker 9: and they're like, yeah, you can bring it back within
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: thirty days. I was like perfect. So I got there,
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: plugged it in, turned it on, and it sounds like
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: Mook's like right now, like just blown out, like you're
• 16:10
  Speaker 9: at some fucking like one of those restaurants where they're
• 16:13
  Speaker 9: announcing names.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Like for the table.
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a fucking what venue was it, dude?
• 16:19
  Speaker 9: It was like a winery. You see me walk into
• 16:22
  Speaker 9: a winery, you're not happy?
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: Like yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: I showed up, plugged the system in, and there was
• 16:28
  Speaker 9: like a rainbow have a light and it just kept
• 16:32
  Speaker 9: flashing behind me, and I would tell the jokes and
• 16:36
  Speaker 9: like with the bass, it flashes, so no one's laughing
• 16:40
  Speaker 9: and it's just blown out audio like an Xbox Live
• 16:43
  Speaker 9: game chat and lights flashing behind me and it had
• 16:47
  Speaker 9: wheels on it. So after the show, I was like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 9: to be honest, I don't know if I'm even getting
• 16:51
  Speaker 9: paid to do this right now? Because Ron was mad
• 16:53
  Speaker 9: at me, and they were like, no one gave a shit.
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: This dude like tipped me one hundred dollars and he's
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: like this help. So I was like thank you. And
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: I just had to walk out of the winery dragging this.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: Behind, yeah, rolling it out.
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: And then I got to the roadway and I checked
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: in and I immediately forgot what room I was in,
• 17:16
  Speaker 9: so I tried to get into the room next to mine,
• 17:19
  Speaker 9: and then I walked back to the checking desk and
• 17:22
  Speaker 9: I walked back and at this point there's like this
• 17:26
  Speaker 9: like big black lady standing outside. She's like, you lost.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: And I was like, fuck here what She's like, you lost?
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: And I'm like, oh, here we go. Yeah, And I
• 17:38
  Speaker 9: mean I've paid for sex before, so I know, you know,
• 17:41
  Speaker 9: like that's the hallmark move.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: And then she's like run how much is pussy? Run?
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Well? What do we talk? You're talking straight pussy, just
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: like are you saying?
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I guess you're just talking like as opposed to like rookid.
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: I mean, we could talk hand job, blowjob, because they're
• 17:58
  Speaker 9: not like, you.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Know, we're saying pussy. Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: In Vegas, it was I would I wouldn't spend more
• 18:06
  Speaker 9: than one hundred dollars on pussy in Vegas. Well, it's
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: better in like Washington, Pa. No, that's the reason I
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: didn't have sex with this woman.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, so where have you?
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: Where?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Was like the nicest city?
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: You paid for it?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Vegas?
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: For sure?
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: I sixty nine won in Vegas. Did you have to
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: request that beforehand? Yeah? I maybe shouldn't have done that.
• 18:26
  Speaker 9: And she just straddled me, and I was like, like
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: you ever try to feed a kid vegetables?
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Like it was right in my face.
• 18:32
  Speaker 13: I was.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: Like pulling away. I didn't want it in my face, dude.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: And then I was like, I've.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Already I'm here. How did the sixty nine start? Well?
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: So I paid for a BJ and she started going in,
• 18:46
  Speaker 9: but then she started like kicking her leg up, so
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: I was like, oh okay, like she was mounting a horse.
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: And then she just fucking threw her leg over and
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: put it right in my face, and I was like
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: I don't want that, Like, no, I don't want this
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: my face right now. But then it was like, fuck,
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: I'm already here. You know, I probably already got whatever
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: she's given me.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: It was let me take it. Two hundred dollars for that.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: That was sixty bucks. Okay, really yeah, sixty dollars.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: It's like an Is that an Xbox game?
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, dude, that's like an audio I mean like
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: war Zone these days.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: That's significantly less than really, so like I'm thinking, like
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: that's like plants versus zombies.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Two.
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: Well, it's like because they're going to price it based
• 19:36
  Speaker 9: on like you gotta think they're just getting like old
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: dudes that they don't want to fuck. So if you
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: look moderately presentable and they're just kind of like, oh
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: I maybe would have had sex with this guy for
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: no charge at all, So.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Then I'll say they can adjust the press yeah themselves. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: makes sense.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Interesting. I always thought it was like thousands of dollars.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I would never do it. My ass woul
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: end up falling in love dude.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: True.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: It's like there's a market rate.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the market price. Yeah, it fluctuates based off
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: That's gotta be tough if you and your boys go
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: out to get prostitutes in Vegas and you're like, how
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: much did you guys pay? First I paid fifty, and
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: then one of your boys like I paid two thousand dollars. Dude,
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: I can't believe a hand job was a grand.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Over the pants. I can't believe it over the pants.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: HJ was ten thousand dollars.
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: You said you'd fall in love the one that I
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: sixty nine told me she loved me for real. Yeah,
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: she didn't hardly speak English at all. Yeah, she didn't
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: really speak English. Oh and she likes all she said. Yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: she like cleaned me up and yeah, so I went
• 20:47
  Speaker 9: to like a hand job barlor, right, oh.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, the parlor.
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: This was the one time I went to the parlor.
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: And I went to a handful of times, but this
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: was the one time. That's yeah, and uh, they clean
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: you up when you're done, But I didn't know that.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: What do they do. They sanitize you.
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: They'll just come in with like a hot towel and
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: wipe you up. And I didn't know that. So I
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: just like tore the paper off of the table and
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: wipe paper.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like offer on the table.
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah because the ediatricians off it, right, Yeah, because I
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: mean there's a lot of dudes laying on the table,
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: So they lay the paper on the table so that
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: you can like just tear it off when you're done
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: and pull a new roll on there. So I just
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: tore the paper off and cleaned up that way and
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: got completely dressed, and then she came back in with
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: the hot towel and was like, I clean and I
• 21:34
  Speaker 9: was like, oh, I just got slopped my dick out
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: of the front of my pants and she just wipes
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: it up, and before I even got it, like leaned
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: entirely and put my dick away. She like wraps me
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: in and she's like, I love you.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: And I was like, that's not what love is.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Cleaning up your dick after you're done coming is what
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: love is. It sounds like that was love.
• 21:55
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• 22:21
  Speaker 5: Man. But yeah, dude, I've lived such a vanilla life.
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: I know, I know, but I've only been sleeping with
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: girls I'm attracted to and like lucky.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Dam dude, I've hardly lived at all.
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: You don't feel good after. It shouldn't be called like
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: happy ending massage. You should just be called fucking long
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: car ride home with no radio massage.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: That's got to be the quietest cars that I would
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: try to avoid my reflection. Oh yeah, mirror away from
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: tripping it off completely.
• 22:59
  Speaker 15: A piece of doc tape over it, or if you
• 23:04
  Speaker 15: go enough you could get like one of those slide things.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh man, good shit, coco.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Oh that's right.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: So she's standing outside of her hotel and I'm like
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: trying to fucking unlock the door, and she's like, you lost.
• 23:20
  Speaker 9: I was like a little bit, I fucked up. I
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: thought your room was mine. And then she's like you
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: like chocolate, and I'm like, here we go, here's the
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: sales pitch. And I was like, yeah, because I do
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: like candy. I fucking love candy. Yeah, And she went
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: back into a room and came out with a bunch
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: of like salted chocolate candy, the chocolate.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Paris candies right there. Yeah, yeah, probably that. Yeah, they
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: have great reaper floats too. Oh really very thirsty. So
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: they have water to.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Spend one night.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did best pretzel rods.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she probably gave you the pretzel rods.
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it was like a cluster. Yeah, oh yeah, they
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: have the came out. I was like, oh, there was
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: no pun involved in this. You were actually asking if
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: I wanted chocolate, So I was eating chocolate.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: They're outside.
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: Then she starts telling me about like this pimp that
• 24:02
  Speaker 9: she's living with and how she doesn't like him and.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Blah blah blah and he's mean.
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: And I was like, well, I'm about to go get dinner.
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: Do you want to get dinner?
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: She was like sure.
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: So she's like, what's the restaurant in Washington? Uh, it's
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: like park and eat. She wanted me to go to
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: park eaton park.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so close. Yeah, that would be the correct order
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: you do it. But it's called eaton Park.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, eating park. So she's like, let's go to eaton.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Parks smiley face cookie.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: No, they wouldn't serve us when we got there. Yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know. They wouldn't fucking service.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Must have been a wild crew walking in. Yeah, is
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: a wild crew of two you and a four hundred
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: pound black Yeah. Yeah, no, we got a prostituting at homes.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Person brought carryo.
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: So they wouldn't service. So I was like, well, let's
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: go to waffle house. They're not going to kick us
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: out a waffle house.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's the one in Washington.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, right fucking close to the parking lot, which yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: shares like a beaten park.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: Uh So we ate there and then she paid for
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: my dinner. Well, she kept talking about because she's like,
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: my type is guys like you. She likes skinny white dudes,
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: but her pimp doesn't like white people, and she was like,
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: you gotta She keeps telling me like her pimp doesn't
• 25:31
  Speaker 9: like white people, blah blah blah. And I'm like, well,
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: I don't want to meet this guy. And we're staying
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: like right next to each other. I was like, is
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: he home right now? And she's like, I don't know.
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: He's like thirty, but he hangs out with them eighteen
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: year olds. And I'm like, what the fuck does that
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: even mean?
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, I think that's precisely what it means.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: But I don't think he's fucking eighteen year old, So
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: he doesn't fuck him. He just rolls with a pack
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: of them.
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think so. So I'm like, we gotta go back.
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: And on the way back to the roadway, she's telling me.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: Where do you, like, do you have a job or anything.
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: She's like, yeah, I work at Sam's Club. And I
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: was like, no, shit, I actually have to go there
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: tomorrow and she's like, well, I work in the morning.
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: I was like, well, I'll give you a ride to
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: Sam's Club in the morning because I got to return something.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, what time do you have
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: to work? She's like seven.
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: I'm like fuck all right, cause it's like midnight at
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: this point. And I was like, well, since you got
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: breakfast or dinner last night.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: I'll get you breakfast.
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: And I immediately regretted that when she was pounding out
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: my door at five forty five.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: In the morning.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and.
• 26:42
  Speaker 9: Open the door she's standing there and take her to breakfast.
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: And she's like, you're the nicest person I've ever met.
• 26:49
  Speaker 9: I was like, don't fucking tell me that fucking driver
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: to Sam's Club wheeling the karaoke machine behind me in
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: the pouring rain, and she's like, you're gonna come back, right,
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: And I was like, no, you told her you broke
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: her heart. I did never even had sex. She wanted
• 27:06
  Speaker 9: to come into my room and I was like, no,
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: you're not coming in.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: She's like, I think, what deep down, why did you
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: invite her to dinner? Invite to take her to work?
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: I felt bad for her? Man, that was it?
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean she seemed like a sweet girl, like
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: she was only twenty years old.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: I think I was picturing I was picturing an old world. No, yeah,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was a young girl. So I felt like
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: bad for her.
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: And she was telling me how like she came, she
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: was adopted, her and her siblings in like your situation.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: What it was your situation?
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: What was yours at the time? Life?
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Life, early life? I had a pretty good yeah. Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: It was just basic, middle of the road nowhere Wisconsin
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: kind of life.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: So do you you choose to live out of your car?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Why do you like that?
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: To a degree, I think like it's got to be
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: like humans are programmed to survive, right, so like when
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: you find a place, like you find food and you
• 28:06
  Speaker 9: find a place to sleep for the night. Yeah, like
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: the reward system in your brain is like unlike anything
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: that's like no.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Now, live an ultra comfortable lifestyle. Yeah, temperature food right,
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: eat and do whatever we want and feel as good
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: as we want to feel.
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you give all of that up and it's all
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: basic necessity, like living day to day. At the end
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: of the day, when you're like about to go to
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: bed or like you figured everything out, it just is
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: like it feels like you're coming.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: There's like no feeling in the world what I'm reading
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: in this book. Yeah, yeah, the first two pages of
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: this book. Yeah, you're on page twenty two, seven twenty two.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: You go on the protocol.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: All I know is this, I'm off boozing weed now,
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: which is good.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: Nice, You're not going to booze tonight now it's boozy
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: spelling bee.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah. For the competitors, okay, yeah, it's gonna be hard,
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: but yeah, this guy is first off, the Alaska bush
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: planes one hundred crash a year. They're wildly unsafe, and
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: there's people who like go to the harshest most remote
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: areas of Alaska just to live off the land to
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: feel Yeah, like primitive. The rewards from from survival is
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: so much better than like what we have now, absolutely due.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: Have you seen the helicopter he took in Alaska to
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: that glacier.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: It is the nict Yeah, yeah, it is the smallest
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: most RinkyDink thing ever. Oh yeah, that thing should have
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: gone down.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: That was like the Type two crash.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah fuck that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. That's like my friend Bo. The
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: helicopters are used taking We're always are insane. He has
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: a monopoly. You never bring up any of your other boys.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm top dog in my friend by the way,
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: are you?
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you mentioned that big time.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: I'm top dog in mine as well. Yeah, Kyle, you
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: are too. I saw you leading a piles the definition
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: of top dogs friend whenever he has his wrestlers, and yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: they follow him around in single file.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: They they're walking like they're having to save Augustus glup
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: of chocolate.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they respect me a lot. Yeah, you run with
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: by going back to Pittsburgh, hanging with them. Yeah, like
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I this is the first time I'm ever a top dog.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Your top dog here, Like, you're intimate people, You're intimidated.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: People intimidate are intimidated by you. Jesus Christ, you have
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: me nervous, your top Well, it's crazy. We're all top dogs,
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I am. I like the way
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: I just described living. That's not a top No, you're
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: certainly I wasn't talking to you.
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm glad I'm.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Not in the top dog conversation.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: I'm repulsed by you, as you should be, like the
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: top dog. There's a lot of top dogs in this office.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: I can tell what I want.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, doghouse, Yeah not really.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Pretty much everyone here is as low top dog as
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: could possibly get.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think they just don't have a lot of
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: friends to wear. Yeah, top dog, Your boy is not tough.
• 31:07
  Speaker 8: I'm always the smallest dog in the pack. Really, I
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: have a certain crew though, where I'm top dog.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. You should everyone should have one.
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: I'm around like the cardboys or yeah, the accountants.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Your top dogs. It's gotta be pretty easy to be
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: a top dog in front of the card boys.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the card boys. The card boys. There are the
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: card boys, the boys car.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: Dirty mic, crazy eyes.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Steve.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: You met Big Chris, did I South Philly Guy?
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Big was Big Chris, Big big boy? Damn?
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: What what makes top dog? Is it a confidence? It's
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: the first person to walk in the bar it's a
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: confidence thing. It's a it's like you make the plans.
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: I don't even know if you make the plans, but
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: you can call a pivot. You can call a pivot. No,
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: I'm not feeling this, so you guys, Yeah, I'll be the.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Guy who called that's a different, a different.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: The plan make.
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: I don't really call ever topped off. I don't really
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: call playing. They're like a middle of the road guy.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: They're content. They know their role.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they look at they they appreciate the fact
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: that they have a role.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Here's the bottom dog in your crew. Don't be afraid
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: to airn't air him out. You should know.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: It's it's gonna it's insane. It's Cole Baxter, no way. Yeah,
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: he's six', five handsome as, fuck and he's the big.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Dick guy's a giant.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Dick but, yeah we bost him. Around.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah sometimes it's easier to boss people. Around are, like
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: fuck with people that are that are better than.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: You my Boy marcus Is MARKY. B bottom. Dog yeah
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: you MET MARKI.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: B he is a bottom.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Dog yeah that does sound Like MARKY.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: B MARKY. B tiny, Dick, yeah small ass.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: Dick, yeah quick message from the chat they're Calling aiden
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: bucket Hat, Kate.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Kate, kate someone that works works. Here oh Who all,
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Right SO i was actually have similar stories to what
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: you just.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Said was that like a physical similarity OR i think
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: it was a lifestyle the Above maybe that's where she usually.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Sits. Maybe.
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: YEAH i think people Think i'm in the middle of a.
• 33:14
  Speaker 9: Transition they're, like how long have you been on.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Te transitioning either? Way, Yeah i'm right in the middle
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: or right in the, dude you're, Out you're at a. Crossroads,
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: yeah you get the peach fuzz on my face THAT
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: i refused. Again, yeah we're gonna have to see your.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Dick my dick is fucked up right, now, dude you
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: don't take it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Back we do not have to see your. Dick it's,
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: Honestly but that's not. Surprising, yeah, no it's not. SURPRISING
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: i imagine it would be more surprising.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: The way you said right, now it seems like it's
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: it's something recently.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Happened uh, WELL i mean it was a fucking stripper
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: in the. Morning iowa has gone through a war In.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Vegas, oh this is recently the Vegan uh, no this
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: is your.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Mangled dick new is, like did you wake up with this? Morning?
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: No, no this has Been, no this IS i, mean
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: all things, considered it looks better than it. Has but
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: this fucking stripper In Des, Moines iowa at The Diamond,
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: club she fucked it up.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Bad it was hurt.
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: It, no she just fucking gave me whatever she, Had. Okay,
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: yeah BECAUSE i don't WEAR i never wear, condoms and.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah most people. DON'T i don't.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Think, yeah, like IF i was sleeping with a lady
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: of the, NIGHT i probably would roll one.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Down. True, NO i respect her sex.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Workers, yeah they're just as clean as all of, us
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: keeping them that they can't.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Be, YEAH i.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Think when you said that it's been, WORSE i think
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: that should be a good sign that they're probably not
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: as clean as. All, YEAH i feel like your dick
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: should be at the Same.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: It's pretty much. Consistent. Six, YEAH i mean it looks bad.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Week my cock is having a rough.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Year it looks like it got ran over by an eighteen. Wheeler,
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: dude it's fucked.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: Up, dude your car's. Horrible, yeah it's coming down with.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: Something but the thing, is it's. Weird PEOPLE i have
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: sex with don't.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: Care, yeah it'd just be Like i'll wear a, Condom
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: we're going to fuck in the, dark and they're, like, okay.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Is it that it's visibly that fucked?
• 35:15
  Speaker 12: Up?
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah for a while it was. Junk it was just
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: Shocked, yeah like what does it?
• 35:22
  Speaker 10: DO i?
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Know or does it?
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Bump?
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: Bumps scars look like someone put a cigarette burn?
• 35:28
  Speaker 13: On?
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah oh, man does it hurt?
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: That that's the sound of extremely processed dog, food which
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: is the norm at most pet food, companies but at
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: The Farmer's dog we do things. Differently we gently cook
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: our food without ultra. Processing it's developed by our team
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: aboard certified, nutritionists made to human grade safety standards and
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: portion for your, dog then delivered right to your. Door
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: how does that sound to? You get fifty percent off
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: your first, box available only at The Farmer's dog dot com.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: For.
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: While it was for a while BECAUSE i had to
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: go in and get like every bump, individually like frozen.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Off, yeah and the doctor he'll like come in and no.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Process was? It how?
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Long?
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah real?
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: QUICK i mean we're on like a first name basis
• 36:20
  Speaker 9: he AND. I he's, like you do any shows this?
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: Week and he's just blasted off sometimes he has me
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: stretched out or other TIMES i don't. Know he's just on. One
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: he's got a wild. Hair he'll snatch it and he'll
• 36:29
  Speaker 9: just sit and blast it. Away, yeah, damn it's good to.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Know, yeah it's good to know that you can just
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: get him blasted, Off LIKE i don't, know you can
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: get blast it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 10: Off.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: YEAH i thought you've.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Been good to.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: Know his dick is fucked, up.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Disgusting, dude.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: SAS i want you to be like in the middle
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: of like sleeping with. Somebody she's, LIKE i THINK i
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: hooked up with your.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Friend, Oh, hayden he's got a bed in the back
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: of his, car he, said he knew. You oh is
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: the bed? Comfortable you have a picture of?
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: It you can show me real. Quick it's right down the.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: STREET i can show you.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: After, YEAH i bring it.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: In, well, NO i mean let's leave and go check it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Out yeah why? Not yeah you might have taken a
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: picture to check it. Out oh you've been in.
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: It.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah he drove us back to the. Hotel, yeah thank
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: you for getting me a hotel that. Night oh, Yeah,
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: detroit good, man good, man you don't even have. One,
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: NOW i got the. Condo it's a condo is. Good
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: THE tv doesn't work and the bed is literally made
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: out of Fun that sounds, good sounds. Good but aside for,
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: that the shower is.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Great walk in, shower, tub walk in.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Shower, nice you.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Guys anyone been To gatlinburg or The Great Smoky?
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Mountains The Great Smoking mountains are ware In North, Tennessee.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Tennessee North. Carolina there in? Both, yeah, NO i have,
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: not all, right Why i'm going there this? Week i'd
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: really out.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Tomorrow what airport are you flying To?
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Knoxville, Yeah i've always wanted to go to The. Smokies
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: IT'S i guess it's the most visited place In. America, no,
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: no the most, visited the most visited national. Park, oh,
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: okay natural place.
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: Over Like yellowstone and Ship? Yeah really. Surprisingly, wow wouldn't
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: have guessed. THAT i didn't even know about.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: It have you been out? West like have you crashed
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: in your? Car and Like? Wyoming, No i've.
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: NOT i lived In vegas for a little, while BUT
• 38:30
  Speaker 9: i had a place out.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: There that was WHEN i was like twenty. One how
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: old are? Yeah twenty?
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Four? Okay. Yeah have you ever Met Sam?
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Talent?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: YEAH i met him in pretty Well, yeah he was
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: homeless for a.
• 38:44
  Speaker 9: While, yeah he gave me some shit about, like, YEAH
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: i hit him up because he had a show in
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: Walk A shaw AND i was, like, hey, dude COULD
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: i do a guess set on your? SHOW i don't
• 38:52
  Speaker 9: live far from, there and he's like. Sure and then
• 38:55
  Speaker 9: the feature ended up dropping out and he's, like you're featuring,
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: now SO i feature for. Him and then he went
• 39:01
  Speaker 9: on stage and he was like this, aiden this drifter
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: who lives out of his, car dms me and asked
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: for a guest that and then just comes in features
• 39:11
  Speaker 9: and now he's gonna go live in his car.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Again the stand up seeing the sphere is like you'll
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: have like multimillionaires and then homeless. People, yeah on the same.
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: Set there's no middle. CLASS i don't think for stand up. Comedy,
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: yeah that's there are a lot of people.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: That hurtled middle. Class yeah he.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: Did, no you're independently wealthy now not really getting people hotel.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: Rooms that WAS i was like a year, ago independently. Wealthy,
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: yeah what? HAPPENED i lost.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: All all the, betting lost.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Everything there's several betting. Boxes oh god fucking. Destroyed You
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: just forget about.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Him, NO i just paid them BECAUSE i got an.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: EXTENSION i just paid them like two weeks, ago and
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: it was literally.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Like like half of my. Money, yeah it's. Gone just
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: don't pay.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Them yeah, YEAH i KNOW i shouldn't have paid.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: It then they kept on adding. On they were adding
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: on like.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Fees for, Shit SO i was, LIKE i gotta pay
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: this stuff.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: NOW i would have had a panic. Attack, yeah it
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: was pretty.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: Brutal it's actually it kind of fucked me up for
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: a little bit because THEN i went To portland AND
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: i just made zero.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Dollars you made zero dollars.
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: There yeah it was it wasn't the best deal and uh.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Well AND i would argue that was.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah so it's LIKE i ended up like just going
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: like pretty close to.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Even.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah so that's suck because you Got mook's flight
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: for like a. Week you got the date wrong on, it, Right.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: Spirit i'm still trying to get that fucking money, back
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: but they're, like we don't do.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Refunds you just get a. Credit did you fly? Enough i'm, Not,
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: yeah But i'm not gonna Use spirit. Credit. Yeah probably
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: get my points up On.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Delta oh, yeah hopefully save some.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Cash you have The delta. Card, yeah you've been lounging. Right,
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: YEAH i got The DELTA i got The Delta Sky miles.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: CARD i want to get. That it's not as good
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: as it. Seems francis made.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: It francis made it seem LIKE i was gonna be
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: fucking flying in private jets in the next.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Month, DUDE i THOUGHT i was gonna Be leo and
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: catch me if you.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Can, yeah the, pilot yeah, yeah fuck around yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah what are the PERKS.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: I think you get if you spend five thousand dollars
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: in the first six months that you have, it you
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: get sixty thousand.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Miles oh, god but five thousand.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: Dollars, yeah BUT i THOUGHT i thought it was miles
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: that go towards medallion.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Status but it's. Not it's just sky. Miles the perks
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: are just like.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: Money, yeah and then like anytime you spend, money anytime
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: you buy a flight with The delta, card you get
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: three times in points what it costs.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: You, yeah so it's pretty. Good there are. Perks silver.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Medallion i'm silver, Too, YEAH i Am. Silver i've been
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: working my ass off to get to. Silver. Yeah it was.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Wild so do you get into like The Sky club you.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Get into the SKY i get into The Sky club
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: BECAUSE i have THE mx, okay and then and THEN
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: i guess you get. Upgrades, yeah it's never.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: Happened but it doesn't happen because it's like there's like,
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: silver gold.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Or blatin and latinum and.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Diamonds, yeah and like they'll like you'll be looking at
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: the list for upgrades and like if you're, silver you're
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: like forty.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: Fifth on the. List, yeah because then the people that
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: are like diamonds just get upgraded. Everything and then just
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: like war veterans as.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Well, yeah, exactly the fucking veterans taking up all the
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: goddamn first class.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: SEATS i, know.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Outrageous you have any? ADS i don't. KNOW i GUESS
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: i probably should know.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: That all, Right, aiden just give us an ad for
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: a product you swear.
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: By Planet fitness. Dude, yeah, yeah twenty five bucks a.
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: Month you'd shower anywhere in the country THAT i see
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: the people that that's my least favorite part of.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: It, yeah he's a Big Planet fitness. Git oh are?
• 42:56
  Speaker 15: You?
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah what do you think of the dudes that will
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: come in in like a polo and jeans and then
• 43:02
  Speaker 9: just pound out ridiculous.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Reps indian go, Out.
• 43:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah Indian mexican, Dude american fighter. Shirts, YEAH i respect.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: It, YEAH i just HATE.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: I Think indian dudes like change into jeans before going to,
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: yeah and then they'll change the gym into like a
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: pair Of le's.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Boot Cut, yeah go to the.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: StairMaster.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: YEAH i saw a girl at the gym one time
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: squatting in high, heels AND i part of me thinks
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: that it was like a like a.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: TikTok was it In New? York?
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah that it was like they were waiting for people
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: to look at her because she was literally squatting in high.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Heels, yeah and like a.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Dress oh, Jesus, yeah that's a little.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: PERFORMING i don't know if she was like going out
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: and like wanted to get to get a pump in
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: before she went.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Out, no it's. Gross, yeah it was very. Gross she
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: might have also just been fucking. Insane could could. Be
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: was it A plant Of?
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: FITNESS i was A, blink BUT i Think blink's cheaper
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Than Planet. Fitness it's hard to Do blink's twenty bucks a.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Month what was the expensive? One you joined? Temple you,
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: did but you didn't, go did? You is that a gay. One, yeah,
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: okay super. Gay they only have locations In West village
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: And Hell's. Kitchen, yeah oh steam room where you jerk somebody. Else.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: YEAH i mean it's not even like it's like a luxury.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Gym but it's.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Not it's worse Than blink because the one THAT i
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: go to they don't have like a. SONG i wanted to,
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: get like the sauna and, ship they don't have.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: IT i don't understand the appeal of a luxury.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: Gym, No i'm gonna.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Said amount of, exercise yeah you should need to do
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: is is like the bench press.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Nicer, no it's, less there's less. Equipment it's not a good.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Gym it's has, like, uh what is the? Bar you
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: have to pay for? It, YEAH i have no. Idea
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: it's bad. GYM i, UH i should probably cancel. That
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: you got.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Nick you should get into like riding. HORSES i hate.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Horses Horse oh, yeah horse or? Something, yeah you getting
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: kicked in the.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: FACE i worked at A one of my first jobs
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: WAS i worked at a zoo AND i worked this
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: horse camp over the summer AND i had a close
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: call with one like nipping my, finger feeding to carrot
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: and when they bite down on. Something they have their
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: teach their teeth have to touch in order for their
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: mouth open, Up SO i would have lost like fingy.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah my mom got kicked in the face by a
• 45:26
  Speaker 9: horse when she was a. Kid knocked her teeth. Out,
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: yeah she got fake.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Teeth dude kicked in the like this. ISS i had
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: a dude IN i had a dude THAT i grew
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: up with who got kicked in the face by a.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: Horse what? Happened he was a little. Off, yeah, yeah
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: just don't walk behind. Him, NO i don't fuck with, horses,
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: dude they're they're LIKE I i rode a horse In
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: wyoming like two years, ago and yeah it was. Cool
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: but then like.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: My horse's ears were like pointed back or some, ship
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: and they were, like, yeah that usually means it's about
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: to like get in a fucking brawl with the other.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: Horses and then the lady said that and just like went,
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: away And i'm, like, so what what's my game called the?
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: Back i'm on the back of, them on the back
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: of the, horse and there into the fucking brawl breaks.
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: Out we were on horses In arizona And faslely flew
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: his drone too close To oh, yeah they probably get freaked,
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: out freaked. Out and then the person leading us told, me,
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: like that horse knows you're a pussy because it wasn't
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: staying on the, trails just going in to. Eat YEAH i.
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: WAS i was being a. PUSSY i was gonna let
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: them just. Eat, yeah fuck. Horses, YEAH i remember everyone
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: else was. Galloping yeah they were. Galloping is like advanced
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: traalloping is level? Four, yeah what is it's?
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Trotting? Galloping uh saunter. DRESSAGE i don't know what it,
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: is but everyone. Was everyone started off with trotting AND
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: i never did. Trotting and then they, did and then they,
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: galloped AND i was, like, Well i'm definitely not doing.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: THAT i never had to point WHERE i have to
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: stand and, no, No SO i had to ride my
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: horse like a mile down and then stop and then
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: wait for them to all gallop and catch. Up that's
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: to humanize.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: It, yeah it was like me and like a ninety
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: year old lady who didn't. Gallop we went paddle boarding In.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Alaska second time we Brought alaska. Up kyle's was only going.
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: Backwards we don't know. Why he was like two miles
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: away from THE.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I wanted to kill you. Guys you guys had nothing
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: to do with. It, NO i was just idling and
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: paddling so. Hard, yeah and we were hardly such a.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: High oh that, shit.
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Dude i've been on like hikes with people when like
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: they're in front of, you and the whole, Time i'm
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: just like saying the meanest things possible in my head about,
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: them and, LIKE i fucking hate you.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Guys, yeah slow.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: Down that was me trying to follow you when we were.
• 47:37
  Speaker 8: Fishing oh, yeah it'd be like two hundred yards away from.
• 47:40
  Speaker 8: Me i'd be, like fuck.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: You did you have to buy a fishing rod or
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: did you bring? It you bought one a little, Toy
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: so you guys bought you buy a fishing rod in
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: like every.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: City, NO i brought my Flying.
• 47:49
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• 48:19
  Speaker 9: Jenna i'll just, Like i'll either eat like a massive
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: breakfast AND i won't eat the rest of the, day
• 48:24
  Speaker 9: Or i'll just wait TILL i get to the club and.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Eat what we're doing a spelling. Bee you might be
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: able to win seven hundred and fifty. Dollars that'd be,
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: huge that would Be that'd be.
• 48:33
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• 48:36
  Speaker 5: ton of homeless.
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: People get me in, there, Dude i'll be, like fucking
• 48:42
  Speaker 9: h what's that movie With Matt damon in?
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: It Good Will. Hunting i'll come in And i'll smoke
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: all those. Dudes, Dude it's, impossible.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: Impossible straw on rye this.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Morning strawmi is a great underrated.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Meat that's the only MEAT i have in my fridge right.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Now astrami.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Is Delicious.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Astrami i'm not a big pastrami. Guy that's really It's delhi. Right.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah that ship sucks and stacked, up AND i
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: think it's better as an.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Accessory, yeah it probably is BECAUSE i had And i'm
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: not like that at. All.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Thinsmi yeah that made me feel.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Sick its Like i'm just eating into biting into a
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: massive hot. Dog just a bite of hope. Sola, yeah
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: not my. STYLE i love it. STACK i mean it
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: was BEFORE i even got out of bed this. MORNING
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: i had it next to on the bedsteads in.
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: Bed.
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah and rye on bread like this like marbled. Rye,
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: yeah AND i just fucking woke.
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: Up and.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: Bread.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Sandwich, Mother.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: I've definitely thought sandwich On you had a rye sandwich on.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: White i've come home like hammered and not had.
• 50:01
  Speaker 13: Any but you put.
• 50:01
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• 50:03
  Speaker 5: DON'T i don't want to touch the. Bread, Yeah i've
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: had Like i've come. HOME i used to do a
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: bit about how going home drunk and just coming home
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: and just powering down ingredients.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Suit, yeah feeling just.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Salt, Dude i'll go home and just have. Groceries just
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: one bite of lettuce and fucking a piece of. BREAD
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: i went home.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: A couple of nights ago and just had, dude. Tortillas,
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah oh.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Tortillas fun to. Eat, Good, no, dude really bald up
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: ate it like an. Apple. Yeah bread that's. Disgusting that's
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: found on hot dog.
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: Bun, yep that hits it HITS i don't know.
• 50:43
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• 50:45
  Speaker 5: you're getting too much in my it would be too.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Goofy but it all, figured it all works itself out. Interesting,
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: yeah you, know you'd probably be better off split in the.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Bun it already is. Split splitting it right down the middle.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Though that's all. Hot you're describing all split it all
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: the way through bisect. It, yeah so you can go
• 51:04
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• 51:07
  Speaker 5: were sucking a little. Bit, no, BRO i don't fuck
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: around that strictly. Business do we have any? Ads?
• 51:14
  Speaker 15: No?
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: Ads, yeah we're doing this for, free just for the
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: love of the. Game what else we got going? On how's?
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: Zanies how's the?
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Room it's? Good it was a.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: Weird it was a quiet, ceiling quiet. Crowd, yeah low.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Ceiling it's fuck it's really hot in. There, yeah but
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: it was.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Fun. Uh the crowd was a little low, energy WHICH
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: i think will improve as the week goes. ON i
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: think guess Ad tuesday at seven pm is kind of a.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Rough that's not that's a TIME i want to last
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: laugh the. Least, yeah, boy nothing's funny.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Today high energy boy said he's coming to your show On.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Saturday oh, okay that's.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Good he's the one who won the seven hundred and
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: fifty dollars for the opinion.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: Trivia, okay.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Does he have a? Nickname your High? ENERGY i only
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: met him. Once oh, Yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to show my. Attorney you were you and your, Attorney,
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: Yes Stinky. Tony Stinky Tony tony live In. Chicago he's
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: driving up From.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: Columbus oh, ship all, right, yeah we'll get you And
• 52:16
  Speaker 6: Stinky tony in. There you got to see this dude's.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: Nose Stinky, tony big. Boy, OKAY i Thought Sninky tony
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: was the big. Balls that's that's Sweet Potato, Pat Sweet Potato.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: Pat this guy has the biggest ball.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Sack you've ever seen this one?
• 52:28
  Speaker 12: Ball?
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah oh, Okay.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah we had him on our show once and he
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: just came and Pol. COLUMBUS i guess he's Other. Now
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: it's the size of like a. Ferbie it's shut. Up
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: it's literally just one, nut one, nut the other.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: One they, Thought, yeah oh my, god we had to
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: get him up here to A halloween. EPISODE i want
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: to build like a haunted house and just him at
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: the end.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Of it with his ball does he have two balls or.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Two, balls but it might as well be the other.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: One it's like when swallows one of its in the
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: one of, Them, yeah one of, them it's ONE i
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: was doing all the.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Coming, yeah how did, like how did you see it
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: for the first? Time was he like? Dude he told, me,
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's, LIKE i got.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: A real big, ball AND i was, like, no you,
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: don't and then he showed. Me it was. Shocking. Yeah
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: my jaw went to the floor WHEN i saw. It.
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah one of my FAVORITE yat clips of everybody reacting.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Sane it was like.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: A war veteran homecoming or war. Hero people were crying and.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: Classing. Yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Awestruck.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, literally how many times would you say you felt
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: awe in your? Life that was honestly the most like notable.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: One.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah NOT i feel LIKE i would have the same.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: REACTION i had the same reaction to that as like
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: the video of THOSE nyu students.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Watching nine to eleven happen from their. Dorm, yeah that
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: was LIKE i had the SAME i got.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: Off from, that, like, yeah that's HOW i would have. Been,
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: yeah nothing, more nothing.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Less that was my reaction to seeing the. Ball, yeah
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: because and and everyone's going, In like we took turns going.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: IN i was the last group that went. IN i
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: think it was Me rone and Like roan was the.
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: First it was You kai went, Me kyle And. Owen,
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: yeah and everyone saw it AND i was, like, ah
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: this Is. Lamba like everyone's like playing, it everyone's playing
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: up their reaction.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Ship and THEN i saw it AND i was, like
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: oh my.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: God so did he just stand in a room with
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: his nut out.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Or, yes that's exactly what it pretty much exactly.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: That ye took turns viewing.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: It, yeah that's gotta be a weird feeling for, him
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: having munch of dudes coming and in shock of his. Body,
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: dude imagine being his buddy asking him to do. That,
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: yeah went. Back really weird of. Me, yeah now he didn't.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: Mind he came out To New york just to do.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: That yeah he. Did helew. In that's. Awesome he flew
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: in and coach flew in coach last all middle seat
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: with a nut like. That it's got a.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: NIGHTMARE i can't sit for very, long.
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: Huh or it's comfy BECAUSE i would rather it be
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: resting on something than.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: Hanging it's gotta be like when you're.
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: Skiing when you're skiing and you go on to the
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: fucking the, chair you get to rest your feet on the.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: Thing, yeah that's. Yeah really he probably has wears a. Bra,
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: yeah he should spandex. Something you're a boxers, GUY i, Am,
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: yeah me, too, Really.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah what do you guys more THAN i thought they wear.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: BRIEFS i thought briefs was like eighty percent of men
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: wore brief, saying, NO.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: I wear the traditional.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: Boxers, YEAH i get too sweaty something about, it And
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: i'm bouncing. Around i'm afraid of testicular. Torsion it's pretty
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: tough for that to. Happen ball. TWIST i know two
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: boys that it's happened. To happened to my buddy bow. Twice, no,
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: yeah same what, yeah same? NUT i, Think, yeah you
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: could lose the. Nut, yeah you got to.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: Get into the bathtub and then apparently like than you can,
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: imagine and they say it's like the most relieving feeling. Earth,
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: yeah but.
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: If you don't do that in, time you have to
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: go to the hospital and they have, like, yeah that's.
• 56:04
  Speaker 9: Scary that's one of those illnesses or like things that
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: can happen THAT i just forget.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: ABOUT i wish you didn't remind. ME i, KNOW i
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: can just try and turn on me one.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Day, yeah the body's always trying to kill. You yeah it.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: Is you're constantly at war with your own body a
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: matter of. Time i'm at war with mine right. Now,
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: YEAH i feel like, dick and you gotta like fucking.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Ass what can you do?
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Though ancel the show? Man, Yeah i'll probably just cancel the.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Week there you.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: Go, sorry he's saying he's gonna still stay at the condo.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Though it did say.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: On the condo thing that you gotta. Do we got
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: to do my fucking wash a bunch of shit and
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: stuff BEFORE i. Leave, dude like, that Like airbnb, stuck sad,
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: noise not doing that, SHIP i don't know, how and
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: hotels were ever threatened by air being HOW i will do?
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: It you just got to do chores when you. Leave
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: airbnb turned. It it was, good and then now it's, like,
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: dude it's like seventy times the price of a.
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: Hotel, yeah, yeah BUT i mean, no Fuck, airbnb a pool, table,
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: hotel hotel, bars hotel pot.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Tubs it's sometimes it's, nice like when we were In.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: ALASKA i appreciate it being able to stay in a.
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: House you, guys we were big On. Alaska went To
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: alaska like and a half well. Over we'll never really
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: talked about.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: It, no actually have the most you guys have talked About.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Alaska that was pretty cool we did.
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: That, yeah he was like hanging out with an uncle
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: where he's like that time In. Alaska it's like this times.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Back In. Alaska i've never mentioned.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: It, yeah ALL i know is that you went on
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: the helicopter and you. DIDN'T i was afraid you went
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: to The Chocolate Fountain Waterfall chocolate, WATERFALL, o my.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Bad the world's largest chocolate. Waterfall.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah and the guy that worked, there you would be
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: exactly how you picture a guy that worked at a chocolate. Waterfall. Yeah,
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: yeah he's like four to one and. Stuffy he had
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: a stuffy.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Nose. Yeah the only probably.
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: Remember IS kb inviting someone to his apartment and then being, like,
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah i'm actually out To alaska in two.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Days that's my current. GIRL i thought you were the
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: first TIME i forgot she's.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: DATING i gotta apologize.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: Together he apologize for, that.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Dude that is. Insane she was. Cool she like came
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: out for like a. Month. Right, no she came out
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: just for the weekend from D c that.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Time it was just for for the. Weekend and the
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: weekend was me going.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: To alaska yea for the Week. Yeah she Arrived.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: FRIDAY i Left saturday crack.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: BECAUSE i remember she walked through the. BAR i was, like,
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: yeah that's that. Girl and you're, LIKE i know she's.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: VISITING i, WAS i just walked out of the. Bar,
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: yeah you should apologize for, that.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: MAN i definitely did. Profusely but that's something you have
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: to apologize again. For SHE'S i want to know how
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: she really.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: Fell probably still.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: Mad she was probably. Furious she was only coming FROM,
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: dc but she flew.
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: In oh she or at least crash at Your, yeah,
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: okay she didn't know.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: You, yeah and your place was probably.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Disgusting was.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Getting a second? Cat what are you?
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Really you're, not?
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: DUDE i can't? Wait wait are? You BUT i gotta
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: wait Till? January, why just to you, know give myself
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: something to look forward.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: To you could get it at.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Ease i'm, Great pip gonna be cool with, This that's
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: What that's What i'm excited. ABOUT i Think i'll be
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: very happy if she is and very happy if she
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: really isn't because that would be free. Entertainment it's gonna be.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: Hilarious you're becoming a cat. Guy do you think you
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: ever get?
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: THREE i don't know that. Works i'll have to.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: See, Like, yeah my sister's got two. Cats that's a
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: lot of. Cats they brawl Two.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: YEAH i think two cats is the equivalent of half a. Doll,
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: yeah two cats is having two dogs is?
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Insane, yeah my sister.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Especially.
• 59:57
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  Speaker 4: Yeah do you have? Pets big? Dogs? No?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah gold bed?
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  Speaker 13: Bugs?
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  Speaker 4: Bugs, oh the bedbug thing is the probably the one
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  Speaker 4: of the scarier things happening in the world right.
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  Speaker 6: Now what everybody that went To Paris Fashion week got
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  Speaker 6: bedbugs really bad and some dude on Four chan came.
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  Speaker 5: Out did you see?
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  Speaker 4: THIS i saw The Ford. CHAMPO i don't believe what
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  Speaker 4: he planted.
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  Speaker 6: Them he read billions of bed bugs and planted them
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  Speaker 6: Around paris for these fashion influencers to get bed. Bugs
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: because you have, to, dude getting bed, bugs that's like
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  Speaker 6: you might just.
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  Speaker 4: Like it is the most scary experience of my. Life
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  Speaker 4: you had bedbugs in college talking did you have to
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  Speaker 4: up pretty much uproot your.
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  Speaker 5: Life you got to get rid of all your.
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  Speaker 4: Everything our landlord he still hates me to this, day
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: And I'M i was friends with. Him you had to
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  Speaker 4: get all new, furniture, carpet. FLOORING i had to get
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  Speaker 4: rid of all my. Clothes if you want to keep the,
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  Speaker 4: clothes you have to like cycle them through and it's
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  Speaker 4: not worth.
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  Speaker 5: It and then if you just have like, one you're
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  Speaker 5: just gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Happen now like, this even looking at a picture of,
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  Speaker 4: one it's.
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  Speaker 5: Chills.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah it's one of my bigger, fears more than testicular.
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  Speaker 6: TORSION i THOUGHT i had bed bugs WHEN i got that.
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  Speaker 6: Rash in the, BEGINNING i was, LIKE i, thought this
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: is bed. BUGS i remember Texting owen And dukes and
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: being like bad. News, GUYS i think we have bed
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  Speaker 6: bugs if you're had. Scabies, NO i had scabies my
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: first week of. College it's like bugs under your, skin,
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  Speaker 6: RIGHT i had.
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  Speaker 4: LIKE i got them between my fingers and on my.
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  Speaker 5: HAND i had my fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Gooch, yeah your. Gooch they're like little.
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  Speaker 5: Bubbles.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah oh and it's just like way itchier after a
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  Speaker 6: shower and at nighttime for some.
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  Speaker 5: Reason, yeah AND i was just pure.
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  Speaker 4: Helleure it's like the itchiness that's also. Burning, yeah and just.
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  Speaker 5: PAINT i would NEVER i wouldn't wish that upon.
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  Speaker 4: Anybody how do you make it go? Away you have to.
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  Speaker 6: Put this cream on to kill it. All but if
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: there's like some that doesn't get got, it, like it's.
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  Speaker 6: HORRIBLE i just stop showering for like a month because it.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: WAS i was so itchy after. Showers, yeah, dude that's
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: what it was like with my. Rash it was worse after.
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  Speaker 6: Showers it was worse after, showers and at night it
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  Speaker 6: would just be like my whole body would be on.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: Fire, yeah it was rolling sound. Similar, yeah it's hell,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: dude that was. Insane how LONG i had that frash?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: Work oh, yeah COVERED i had like a mystery rash
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  Speaker 5: last year for like eight, months and it was like
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  Speaker 5: sixty percent of your body probably like my torso was
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: like there was like maybe there would be like spots
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: where like an inch wasn't. Covered that had to have
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: ruined your.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: Year oh, yeah, dude it destroyed it because it would
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: it would be like it would get on my neck
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  Speaker 6: and my.
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  Speaker 4: Face. Yeah and was it like. Red it was red
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  Speaker 4: and shit and.
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  Speaker 6: Bumpy oh and it was like my arm by the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: back of my arms are all scarred from it.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: Still, yeah? Scarred, yeah is there a chance that could
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: come back or is it like done?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: Now, yeah it should be. Done it was called pitoriasis roseiah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Rosetia. Yeah what did they do for? It there's literally,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: nothing really. NOTHING i went to the doctor like ten
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: times and they were tell you to wait it out or.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: Something they were just, like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You just gotta.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: Wait they would give ME i would like have to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: put lotion on like five times a. DAY i eventually
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: was just using this like cortisone that kind of. Helped
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: but then someone was, like, dude you're gonna get a
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: there's a rash you can get from using that too.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Much and that one's like really.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: Bad wheren't the nurses like freaked out by.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: You, no they, Were they all knew what it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: Was they actually not to sound like a conspiracy, theorist
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: but they said that there's been a massive uptick in
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: that since the.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: Vaccine really, yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: It said, that like that Was actually what the first
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: nurse told me was that she was, like we've seen
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: a lot of this since the vaccine came.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: Out his whole body looked like your. Cock, yeah oh,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: YEAH i have.
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  Speaker 6: A picture, actually, dude when we were In austin was
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: when it was the worst it ever. Was AND i
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  Speaker 6: REMEMBER i took a picture in the mirror AND i
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  Speaker 6: have it on my it's not on it's on my old,
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  Speaker 6: phone AND i remember looking at it and it's, like,
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  Speaker 6: dude my whole back.
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  Speaker 5: Is just like cover and it all It oh so. Bad, god.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Damn it was.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: Crazy and it would be like like there was never
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: like a reason as to why it would get.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Worse it would just randomly just get. Worse it would
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: like go, away and then it was the next day
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: sort of like the worst it's ever. Been, yeah that. Sucks,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah and then one day it just went.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: AWAY i went AND i got A i got a
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: fucking what is it called deroid shot or so now
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: when they like take your skin out. BIOPSY i got
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: a biopsy and then AFTER i got the, biopsy it
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: just went away. WHATEVER i swear to, god, dude maladies
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: are the. Worst i'm anti. Malady, yeah AND i AND
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: i REMEMBER i went in for the. Biopsy this is,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: like this is like six months into having the. Rash
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: AND i was, LIKE i was, like, yeah it's pitariasis roseiah,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: rosetia and.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Uh the nurse was, like, no it's not just. If
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: that's not what it looks like at.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: All AND i got and THEN i got the test
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: results back and that's exactly what it.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: WAS i was, like you're a fucking.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Moron is that The that's not your worst malady, though.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: That's the Worst i've ever heard it. IS i Had.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: Mono that was pretty. Bad what did you think it?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: Was he's described a lot Since i've known.
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  Speaker 5: HIM i was the only one rain.
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  Speaker 6: Tumor that was the one that was the only one
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: that was like real and.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Long yeah the.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: Rash, yeah, Yeah mono was. BAD i Had mono freshman
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: year in. College that was the most Sick i've ever.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: Been do you get it from. Confronting, NO i don't know.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: HOW i got. IT i THINK i got it from
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: one of my, Friends, Nate well he had it, twist, Yeah, Nate,
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  Speaker 5: yeah That bow's NICKNAME i got it.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: FROM i THINK i got it from him because he
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: had it and he was, like, YEAH i don't have contagious.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: More and THEN i looked it up and you're contagious
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: for like a. WHILE i hate, That, like But i'm not.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: Contagious how the fuck do you? Know everybody that comes
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: to this office sick as hell is just, like, yeah
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: But i'm not, content and they'll sneeze down my fucking.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Throat that's WHAT i say about my. Dick not, contagious, right.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Seeing from like not your dick?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Hole, yeah it's, like, No i'm not.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: A man's dicktion one, hole, yeah one hole per.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: Dick when you, piss is it just shooting out of
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: seven setting the that it's like when you put your
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: thumb over a sprinkler.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: Buckshot, come oh, man disgusting right an? Hour? Whatever? Man,
• 1:06:49
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