One Headline, Eight Different Stories, Zero Humans
Our own news feed served up a Guardian piece about the Sussexes' shrinking media deals and swore it was a recipe for chlorine gas. Also: a streamer sues Twitch and Amazon over AI training, a suspiciously superlative robot tennis claim, and the drawer of dead iPhones that is technically money. Sloppy on the outside, checked underneath.
In this edition
A Hundred Million Dollars and a Recipe for Chlorine Gas
The Man Who Talked to a Camera for Free
Slop, or Not?
Something Useful: Go Look in the Drawer
Something Weird: The Same Headline, Eight Times
Tomorrow
Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open: The…
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