Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 391: Balling Out
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- 0:09Speaker 1: That's real, you said, harmonic behavior said.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Swishing with sprite is uh, Mike was doing.
- 0:18Speaker 1: That the other No, No, I'm sorry. It's always l
- 0:21Speaker 1: w swishing with spright, Swishing with spray. It takes out
- 0:25Speaker 1: the that's crazy stuff swishing spright. Yes, yes, I for like,
- 0:31Speaker 1: sometimes you gotta hunh not but sprite you gotta hunt,
- 0:37Speaker 1: you got you gotta rot the whole tooth.
- 0:40Speaker 2: You gotta make sure it's fully coated in between the
- 0:43Speaker 2: teeth too.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it just kills certain ships.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Yeah, the animal.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Itself. I'm gonna eat marshmallows and just fucking teeth gonna
- 0:54Speaker 1: crack exactly. You're gonna join the broken club.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Nah, I don't need that. You never had a.
- 1:03Speaker 3: It's not that bad. It's not that bad. It's really gassed.
- 1:06Speaker 3: They really gassed on Like how once that hurts?
- 1:08Speaker 2: How many of you?
- 1:12Speaker 1: I probably had like two or three? Sixteen? It's crazy.
- 1:15Speaker 2: He had sixteen half his mouth.
- 1:16Speaker 1: How many cavities? Damn it all my teeth?
- 1:20Speaker 4: Uh, you gotta cavity on the insizer is great?
- 1:26Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Six that's crazy because it's mostly like I brush my teeth.
- 1:35Speaker 1: I just don't flows as much as I need to.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we heard it all.
- 1:38Speaker 1: I just start water heard saying, yeah, I floss on
- 1:44Speaker 1: the way here, doc, that don't count. I got a
- 1:46Speaker 1: water pick.
- 1:48Speaker 2: You brush your teeth and floss on the day doctor
- 1:50Speaker 2: the disappointment.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Once a year, whenever I go to thee a couple
- 1:56Speaker 1: of killed my gums down.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Make sure you're clean, all right?
- 2:04Speaker 1: Make sure your draws are clean? That too, that's the
- 2:07Speaker 1: most important.
- 2:07Speaker 2: You kidding?
- 2:08Speaker 3: You went to the doctor and you didn't have clean draws?
- 2:11Speaker 1: What crazy have we ever?
- 2:16Speaker 5: No?
- 2:16Speaker 2: I don't.
- 2:17Speaker 1: I didn't wear dirty always wear clean draws.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Is that about that serious podcast?
- 2:24Speaker 1: Just like you know, it's just you may not have
- 2:27Speaker 1: wiped as well as you should on that morning ship.
- 2:30Speaker 1: And sometimes are you speaking experience? You just no, no, no,
- 2:33Speaker 1: I'm just speaking in general. Just speaking in general.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Then this is life happens like sometimes, you know.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Because I was listening to it, this is the original experience. No,
- 2:44Speaker 1: So like I was listened to the Kevin Stage podcast
- 2:47Speaker 1: and Angel was talking about how she'll go to ob
- 2:50Speaker 1: g y N and she's more comfortable than with the
- 2:53Speaker 1: doctor seeing her kuchie than her seeing her drawers. Yeah,
- 2:56Speaker 1: because she's like like sometimes you might leave a little
- 2:59Speaker 1: snail trailer and there we don't have.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Snail trips, so I can't say, so yours be clean
- 3:05Speaker 2: all the time.
- 3:08Speaker 6: It's a different I'm walking around, but I mean probably
- 3:13Speaker 6: has maybe a child, child, but not as a not
- 3:17Speaker 6: even you.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Do don't need those skid marks now like never, never.
- 3:21Speaker 1: I will say I don't never, I don't leave skin marks.
- 3:24Speaker 1: No more, No, I don't. I'm not skiing. But it's like, oh, yeah,
- 3:29Speaker 1: like it may be a little skin it may be
- 3:31Speaker 1: skin brown little like you know, the I don't know
- 3:39Speaker 1: right now.
- 3:40Speaker 2: No, I'm with some dirty ass months. No, I can't
- 3:44Speaker 2: call it that.
- 3:48Speaker 1: You know, after day a day of walking, a day
- 3:51Speaker 1: of walking, and then like you go to change your
- 3:54Speaker 1: drawers and your draws may be a little bit more browner.
- 3:56Speaker 1: It's not saying it's Dokie's just like it's just skin.
- 3:58Speaker 1: It's not like a just it's just like, oh, between
- 4:02Speaker 1: a couple of foughts here and there, some moisture, like
- 4:05Speaker 1: it's a build up.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Far far As.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Should not be doing that sometimes.
- 4:10Speaker 3: There not there. They're not just gas because they stink
- 4:16Speaker 3: because of their articles in the gas so.
- 4:20Speaker 1: In and of itself, I don't stink gas itself. I
- 4:23Speaker 1: don't think that you were not the real bullship right now?
- 4:28Speaker 2: Gas can't doctor.
- 4:30Speaker 3: The gas that comes out of your ass when you far,
- 4:33Speaker 3: is there ship particles in it?
- 4:34Speaker 2: Or not that? Doctor? Doctor? That is not that what you.
- 4:39Speaker 3: Say saying, gas that comes out of your ass it
- 4:44Speaker 3: stinks because there's it can stink itself.
- 4:47Speaker 2: It can just stink. Do you far? Is there ship
- 4:50Speaker 2: particles in the gas? Yes?
- 4:51Speaker 5: Or no?
- 4:52Speaker 2: Doctor? Are there gases that stink that don't stink without
- 4:54Speaker 2: the particles? That's the question? Yes, yes, sink without the particles? Yes?
- 4:59Speaker 2: Or no? They can't? Why not? Because the gas itself
- 5:03Speaker 2: can stink. Possibly, No, there's no possible when you are
- 5:08Speaker 2: you're not sure particles in the gas can agree with this? Possibly?
- 5:15Speaker 2: Do there have to be that? It has to be.
- 5:18Speaker 3: But I'm saying, if you're just shooting all day and
- 5:21Speaker 3: some of them are wet, and then you might Oh, it's.
- 5:25Speaker 4: Not like it's not like your ass just like spray painting,
- 5:27Speaker 4: like it's just that's not what I work.
- 5:29Speaker 1: But it's just like over time, like residual farts.
- 5:32Speaker 3: It's has to be poop, No, have to be.
- 5:39Speaker 2: It has to be is not.
- 5:40Speaker 1: There has to be some pooper well particles. No, I
- 5:45Speaker 1: don't think so.
- 5:46Speaker 3: If I just keep if I flick you with water,
- 5:48Speaker 3: but I just keep flicking you with water, essentially you're
- 5:52Speaker 3: gonna look like you've been swimming.
- 5:54Speaker 2: I think you got a lot. I don't think.
- 5:56Speaker 1: I don't think that how that works, real wet part.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Fingers in this bright and I just for like five
- 6:04Speaker 2: minutes straight. That's a lot of farts.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I don't you know what I'm saying. You
- 6:11Speaker 3: just had an ice cream. You're a little confident. I
- 6:13Speaker 3: think you can go all day.
- 6:15Speaker 4: I think it's no and I think it's possible to
- 6:18Speaker 4: fart all day and I have not a single steam.
- 6:21Speaker 5: Sure, sure, you're talking black magic.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Now, Okay, that's crazy starting all day farting, Michael, Mike
- 6:30Speaker 1: is just letting all you're just parting.
- 6:34Speaker 7: What type of forces are you's.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Crowning that yourself when you have all day? We have
- 6:41Speaker 1: a skid mark. You are crowning all day. You're crowning.
- 6:46Speaker 2: You're letting off a little bit of steam.
- 6:47Speaker 1: You're crowning.
- 6:49Speaker 2: I'm not crowning.
- 6:49Speaker 4: That's what that's what that's what it's causing. The mark externally, Prairie.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Dogg Prairie Dog, Very Dog, Gophers and co. Because it
- 7:02Speaker 2: takes come out. Yeah, no, it's not do this to.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Old sisters talking about poop quick and what are we doing?
- 7:16Speaker 2: We're talking about poop perfect.
- 7:19Speaker 3: You ever went to like pe because this happened to
- 7:22Speaker 3: me today, went to p and N was like, all right, well,
- 7:24Speaker 3: I'm peeling like you already said that.
- 7:27Speaker 2: You said you can poop anytime, and I know, I.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Know, but I understand that. But then it turns out
- 7:31Speaker 3: to be a really big one. Like at first you
- 7:35Speaker 3: think you're just gonna be a little side of it,
- 7:37Speaker 3: like PLoP PLoP like, but then it goes, whoa, I'm here,
- 7:40Speaker 3: it's a twenty minutes.
- 7:42Speaker 1: It's like a nigga driving sixty in the regular season.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Like whoa.
- 7:45Speaker 8: It's like the Pacers Cayler Burton no, No, Pascal No
- 7:52Speaker 8: from the bubble days that Warren Yeah, Tyler Warren shout
- 7:57Speaker 8: out to him, Man, I know you're listening, right you brother.
- 8:00Speaker 3: You thought you were gonna do a light eight, but
- 8:01Speaker 3: then you in there like, oh, you're fucking going.
- 8:06Speaker 2: But I took my shirt off in the office.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Big Drinke the Beater is drinked over my dick and
- 8:20Speaker 3: balls like it's over the toilet, like I got to
- 8:24Speaker 3: pull it up to make sure I don't fucking I
- 8:27Speaker 3: don't accidentally wipe with my beaner.
- 8:31Speaker 2: I actually take the beat off.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Uh huh uh huh uh that take since that work?
- 8:40Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I can't remember last time I got unclosed.
- 8:44Speaker 1: People talk about like that happens when I'm about to
- 8:46Speaker 1: take a shower.
- 8:47Speaker 4: When I'm talking about you, just like you're on the
- 8:49Speaker 4: toilet with your clothes on, You're like, oh, it's hot,
- 8:51Speaker 4: I need to strip. I haven't done that, and I
- 8:53Speaker 4: don't think I've done that since we did the one
- 8:55Speaker 4: chip challenge.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Every time, every time I man take at least my
- 9:03Speaker 3: shirt off. Every time I poop is mandatory. At least
- 9:06Speaker 3: I take my shirt off every time.
- 9:08Speaker 1: Just nked, Michael, I get close to it every time
- 9:13Speaker 1: you are. I get He has his pants around an
- 9:16Speaker 1: so I'm not pants out, all shoes still on, hands
- 9:19Speaker 1: and shoes and store.
- 9:20Speaker 2: But the shirt's gotta come off. I gotta let it brief.
- 9:27Speaker 1: I gotta let it.
- 9:28Speaker 2: A lot of things are breathing with Mike, the whole ship.
- 9:32Speaker 2: Particles on his shirts. Yeah, a lot.
- 9:37Speaker 3: That's not that serious podcast. Clear the greatest podcast in
- 9:40Speaker 3: the world.
- 9:41Speaker 1: I happen to be one of your hosts likes talking
- 9:43Speaker 1: like if they wear white drawers all day.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Yo, that it's gonna come out as pristine. These these pure, pure,
- 9:51Speaker 2: pure butt Christian.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Whe because because first off, first off, you're definitely gonna
- 9:55Speaker 1: get a little yellow spots to the front because the
- 9:57Speaker 1: last drop always ends up in there.
- 9:58Speaker 3: That's why we don't wear tiy whities. We don't wear shame,
- 10:01Speaker 3: we don't wear white. That's why everybody's draws is black.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Now, no, not black.
- 10:08Speaker 2: These are black, black, blue. I can't see they are black.
- 10:15Speaker 1: I got all different color drawers that I have a
- 10:17Speaker 1: different I.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Didn't realize what color. None, none of them light. Yeah
- 10:20Speaker 2: they are, yeah they are have gray. I got a
- 10:23Speaker 2: great I have.
- 10:26Speaker 1: You got white draws? Yeah, I don't wear some freaking
- 10:29Speaker 1: ass niggas. Why that's not freaking ship.
- 10:32Speaker 3: I haven't you know, I haven't had white driver have
- 10:34Speaker 3: white drawers?
- 10:35Speaker 2: Absolutely? Why?
- 10:36Speaker 1: Absolutely one of them? Guess yeah, all.
- 10:40Speaker 2: You wear tighty whities, yes, tighty whities.
- 10:42Speaker 1: No, they're the same things as white briefs.
- 10:44Speaker 2: I only we wear briefs. That does like European cut
- 10:47Speaker 2: where it looks.
- 10:47Speaker 1: Like the only time. So I do have tighties, but
- 10:53Speaker 1: I only wear those when I'm like hooping, I'm wearing leggings.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Didn't have Are you wearing tities?
- 10:57Speaker 2: Because why are you wearing legs? Well?
- 10:59Speaker 1: When I'm hooping, he got leg it like like compression pants,
- 11:02Speaker 1: because because then the ship's rolling up underneath the compression pants.
- 11:05Speaker 1: That's it's too much. So but yes, because then everything
- 11:08Speaker 1: is just free, it's loose.
- 11:09Speaker 2: It's not I can't wear it. He was wrong. I
- 11:11Speaker 2: don't wear no draws.
- 11:14Speaker 1: You wear tights aren't tight enough because then everything.
- 11:17Speaker 3: Is just floppings are not tight enough to not wear
- 11:19Speaker 3: I know. I know for a fact that neither of
- 11:21Speaker 3: you are that big that it's a budgets. Everything's flopping around,
- 11:24Speaker 3: it's going to be contained.
- 11:26Speaker 2: You know that you can't see me naked exactly, so
- 11:29Speaker 2: I know for.
- 11:31Speaker 3: You're going around thinking at your fucking big king, I'm
- 11:35Speaker 3: not you. I was eye with the beast you now you.
- 11:41Speaker 1: On the other slapping my knees when still hanging a gym.
- 11:46Speaker 2: He said this multiple time. You were just he was
- 11:49Speaker 2: a cash game.
- 11:51Speaker 5: He was.
- 11:52Speaker 2: He was doing full on get your head in the
- 11:54Speaker 2: game routines with a dick out like.
- 11:57Speaker 4: No doing a little kid, get get big, here we
- 12:01Speaker 4: go again.
- 12:01Speaker 1: That it was like little Kim exactly hanging and swinging.
- 12:06Speaker 2: It was. It was.
- 12:07Speaker 1: It was tight. It was we're gonna be talking, not.
- 12:12Speaker 2: It's more about comfortable girl. I'm definitely because the boxet.
- 12:17Speaker 2: Are you getting hard playing the game? No?
- 12:18Speaker 1: But where I still got hanging balls, Michael, Yeah, gotta
- 12:23Speaker 1: protect it.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Just trying to contract. It was contracted. Maybe it was
- 12:28Speaker 2: I was. It was just the environment you were there
- 12:31Speaker 2: was exactly.
- 12:32Speaker 1: I was scared. But during the game, you know, they
- 12:36Speaker 1: they dropped, they get relaxed.
- 12:38Speaker 3: Was was he cracked his first Ti poys, they dropped,
- 12:41Speaker 3: the going once again, stealing the lamp.
- 12:48Speaker 1: I'm balling out.
- 12:50Speaker 2: That's why I'm oping. That's why he can't dunk no more.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Because I coul dunk every now and then, but both
- 13:03Speaker 1: dunk I dunk this season. Okay, yeah, so I can
- 13:07Speaker 1: still do it like a couple months ago. It depends. Yeah, yeah,
- 13:10Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. But it just depends on
- 13:12Speaker 1: the day.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 13:14Speaker 1: I take that gather. I feel that I'm like sometimes
- 13:17Speaker 1: be a little tight weather every day, every day, I
- 13:20Speaker 1: can tell what it rains.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Now, who you telling, nigga?
- 13:24Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, I know percolating. Yeah, for the
- 13:30Speaker 1: third time.
- 13:31Speaker 3: It is not that serious podcast, and I'm one of
- 13:33Speaker 3: your hosts of Michael elsie.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Ken is in the building.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Lamon aka Doctor Waffle aka like skin Lightning the bottle
- 13:41Speaker 2: Oka seeing the Sensation ak Dodtor d d aka Doctor
- 13:44Speaker 2: Zaddy aka doctor Dimples. Okay, Doctor Dingling aka Beige Blade.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Aka v I forgot Doctor Dimples.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Beage Blade is tough ka the Great Waffe. Simbody right,
- 14:04Speaker 2: that's a new one. That's a new one.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Blade is crazy?
- 14:08Speaker 3: Ever?
- 14:08Speaker 2: Who gave him great walk?
- 14:10Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 14:11Speaker 2: But yeah, how's everybody doing? I'm lit? I mean my
- 14:14Speaker 2: draws are clean, so I don't know how my draws clean.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Draws are clean at the moment, at the moment when
- 14:20Speaker 2: you put them on. When did you put them on
- 14:22Speaker 2: this morning?
- 14:23Speaker 1: Okay, that's not like last night drugs like a shower.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Noah, no shit, it sounds like that's too risky.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Draws can't go more than twenty four hours, and at
- 14:37Speaker 3: the four hours, all all bets are off of the drawing.
- 14:39Speaker 1: I mean, my DAWs ain't staying over for twenty four hours.
- 14:42Speaker 1: By the time I get home, the drawers are off
- 14:44Speaker 1: and I'm just in shorts.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good feeling, great feeling. It's like women,
- 14:49Speaker 2: you know, talk about they take the broth.
- 14:51Speaker 1: I get home, take my socks off, take my draws off.
- 14:54Speaker 1: I understand them immediately. Sometimes I day be a little busy.
- 14:59Speaker 1: I don't get a chance to take month until later.
- 15:01Speaker 2: Yeah, so sometimes I forget.
- 15:03Speaker 1: I'm like and then I walk around in like my
- 15:05Speaker 1: little rope Snuggie John on brain very Keen got years
- 15:11Speaker 1: on him. No, I'm not a Mike's the furry. I'm
- 15:20Speaker 1: not into the spots. It's gotta be so tight, literally
- 15:24Speaker 1: just black and white. You gotta flap on the zebra.
- 15:28Speaker 1: But I've done push up.
- 15:30Speaker 2: You can go to.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Why is there flapping the bland? Well, why do you
- 15:35Speaker 1: got to flap.
- 15:36Speaker 2: On the nipples? You're gonna milk something? You got the
- 15:41Speaker 2: others the cow letters with the flat that's crazy.
- 15:49Speaker 1: It's not even that funny.
- 15:51Speaker 3: It's funny because that's what you're doing. That that's that's
- 15:54Speaker 3: exactly that. That is your response. So you just gotta
- 15:59Speaker 3: milk it.
- 16:00Speaker 10: That's something would say well, well very no, yes, very argue,
- 16:12Speaker 10: very similar.
- 16:14Speaker 1: I guess we're similar to I argue with you all
- 16:16Speaker 1: the time.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Yeah, so would you say you gotta know something.
- 16:19Speaker 3: We're not similar in that way, Mike, I wouldn't similar
- 16:22Speaker 3: in other way, I'm not. We were somber in the
- 16:23Speaker 3: draws way earlier, unified.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Then I'm not that into the anyway where I'm getting tails,
- 16:34Speaker 1: ears and utters. I can now I can see you
- 16:38Speaker 1: with the ears. No you can't.
- 16:40Speaker 2: No, you can't.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Yeah, like the snuggy that just go over the hands.
- 16:44Speaker 3: No, almost like the episode of Phoenix the third where
- 16:46Speaker 3: he got the tail pajamas.
- 16:49Speaker 1: You wouldn't wear those. No, I don't have them. Now,
- 16:53Speaker 1: I did have the big footy claw you did. No,
- 16:57Speaker 1: that's different. It's got it's a trending in that direction,
- 17:01Speaker 1: so that it was not because they were big, fluffy
- 17:04Speaker 1: and comfy and the other things wouldn't be. No, some ears,
- 17:10Speaker 1: that's not come for your head, coming from if a
- 17:12Speaker 1: thing's gonna be constricted, because that always got some mean
- 17:14Speaker 1: i'd be a little bear. Doesn't have to be for
- 17:17Speaker 1: the hood. No, No, I don't wear tails, no ears,
- 17:22Speaker 1: just cloths. It just calls dark. Actually, No, they're bare,
- 17:31Speaker 1: so it's raw. It's not a pussy cat, but you
- 17:34Speaker 1: still wear them. You know. I had throw them away.
- 17:38Speaker 1: They were done up. I gotta buy some new ones.
- 17:41Speaker 2: You'll get some from Christmas. I'm sure something got you.
- 17:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna get them before Christmas because I just remembered
- 17:46Speaker 1: to buy them just now.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Well okay, yeah, speakers, Spotify and all those good people,
- 17:56Speaker 3: all the men. Didn't you too, Spotify and all that stuff. Yeah,
- 18:02Speaker 3: how's everybody doing?
- 18:03Speaker 1: I'll start. I didn't do much this week?
- 18:08Speaker 2: Uh sat Patti's celebrations. No, No, I didn't.
- 18:12Speaker 3: I didn't bother like Winfield Manor, Hell fucking Winfield Winfield Manor. Uh,
- 18:18Speaker 3: Winfield Manor had a bunch of visitors this weekend though, Okay.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Uh the in laws came Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Did
- 18:28Speaker 1: you make them a big breakfast like they made you?
- 18:30Speaker 1: I did not.
- 18:31Speaker 2: They actually they had echoes.
- 18:34Speaker 3: Had popped up the father my father in law, shout
- 18:38Speaker 3: to missus Dixon, he cousins.
- 18:42Speaker 1: You know it's the i X.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Never mind, you fried up some chicken.
- 18:48Speaker 1: Last name is Dixon.
- 18:50Speaker 3: No, that's standard. Okay, you a lot of but yeah, yeah,
- 18:55Speaker 3: he made a. He does magical things with chicken, so
- 18:59Speaker 3: he for our chicken. We had a good time chilled out.
- 19:02Speaker 1: Uh.
- 19:03Speaker 3: And then after that they left Sunday morning, and Sunday
- 19:06Speaker 3: at the moon, my sister came over. She came over
- 19:09Speaker 3: to the house for the first time. She dropped off
- 19:12Speaker 3: some goodies for me.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Then we just hung it out nice.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Does she still use that same ball.
- 19:20Speaker 2: Cookie? Yep? Yeah, that's why yep. Okay, I have yet
- 19:25Speaker 2: to hit them up. Oh you don't feeling it? Yeah? Yeah,
- 19:28Speaker 2: they'll deliver, I know. Yeah, you're a bucket.
- 19:30Speaker 1: That's the.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Thing about being over there.
- 19:34Speaker 1: I forgot about it. It's delivery service. Now there's another
- 19:36Speaker 1: guy that does delivery too.
- 19:39Speaker 3: In Philly, Okay, yeah, yeah, he does it every day
- 19:44Speaker 3: twelve and six besides Sunday.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Okay.
- 19:47Speaker 1: So yeah, just put your order and his actually taste good.
- 19:51Speaker 3: Yeah, he got all got juices, he got uh dessert, Yeah,
- 19:56Speaker 3: hell of deserve. I don't know if you try did
- 19:59Speaker 3: you try to? I think I mightna give it to you.
- 20:01Speaker 2: The fruit pebbles.
- 20:06Speaker 1: That shit had you do it?
- 20:11Speaker 2: But yeah, So that was my weekend.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Other than that, we were just chilling, uh, you know,
- 20:17Speaker 3: doing the mad Dash cleaning up before company comes over.
- 20:21Speaker 1: That's always fun. Always the deep clean before across.
- 20:25Speaker 2: The base boards tsd oh my god.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Oh that's always a good time. Off the ceiling fans.
- 20:34Speaker 2: Just dust and everything.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Wash the doors.
- 20:37Speaker 2: That's my Vietnam. Yeah, we got wash thees. What said
- 20:49Speaker 2: we gottaup wash the bloods.
- 20:54Speaker 9: Make sure you get the lower book shoe. You gotta
- 20:59Speaker 9: dust every level.
- 21:04Speaker 2: You gotta dust behind the tea. You gotta vacuum the corner.
- 21:10Speaker 2: You gotta clean the guests bathroom. They'll never see.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Why would did not see the guest bathroom?
- 21:19Speaker 7: I'll oh bathroom the master master have never seen it.
- 21:26Speaker 7: And make sure they can stake it, sense it.
- 21:30Speaker 2: And did you dust the circuit breaker?
- 21:33Speaker 9: Maybe the power will go well, somebody will go looking.
- 21:41Speaker 2: You gotta dust everywhere, every nothing, clary. Did you power
- 21:49Speaker 2: wash the penny?
- 21:53Speaker 7: They might want to see the penny at thirty degree
- 21:58Speaker 7: it's covered in snow.
- 22:01Speaker 2: How what is this? Orange pun soul?
- 22:07Speaker 5: What are we?
- 22:08Speaker 9: What is this?
- 22:10Speaker 5: We're original hell soul? This is bullshit. Get to the
- 22:15Speaker 5: fucking store, wheel the trust.
- 22:30Speaker 1: I used to having to clean my room when company
- 22:31Speaker 1: was coming over because I'm like mom, they're not coming
- 22:33Speaker 1: in my room.
- 22:34Speaker 2: They're not.
- 22:35Speaker 1: There's no reasons for them to come in my room
- 22:37Speaker 1: correct at all?
- 22:38Speaker 4: Ever, what the fuck are you as an adult walking
- 22:41Speaker 4: around your second cousin's house.
- 22:44Speaker 2: So oh yeah, let me see.
- 22:47Speaker 3: Said for what them niggas don't have no clue because
- 22:49Speaker 3: it was saying niggas that took all the stuff. I
- 22:52Speaker 3: hated the people don't like maca cheese. I mean not
- 22:56Speaker 3: that said he took all the Maga jeese ship.
- 23:00Speaker 1: I hate it. Once you got to like a certain level,
- 23:02Speaker 1: like you had the like the little cousins, and then
- 23:04Speaker 1: like your parents would want to put all the little
- 23:06Speaker 1: cousins in your room, I'm like, no, no, they're not
- 23:09Speaker 1: going in there. Definitely before No, No, you gotta let
- 23:12Speaker 1: them play the game. They're not touching game. They're not
- 23:16Speaker 1: touching the motherfucking ship.
- 23:20Speaker 3: Especially when I got old enough, I was buying my
- 23:21Speaker 3: own system. Like, they're not touching up. You better get
- 23:25Speaker 3: these little bitches a piece of paper. If you give
- 23:28Speaker 3: him a puzzle, have them do.
- 23:29Speaker 1: Some tac tone this bitch with ano cards, get a
- 23:33Speaker 1: coloring book.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Play bomb it over here. They want to play the game.
- 23:42Speaker 2: I don't know. I want to that ship. I want
- 23:46Speaker 2: to book the car.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Whose American duxt time model.
- 23:54Speaker 2: Car is?
- 23:54Speaker 9: I know?
- 23:55Speaker 2: What's the man? Look her up? That's a classic batty.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Who's the other one, the one with the light eyes? Oh? Eva?
- 24:04Speaker 1: Yeah, even pick for.
- 24:06Speaker 2: That's the one I know.
- 24:08Speaker 4: I was thinking I only know three models like her,
- 24:12Speaker 4: I'm sorry to car Eva. And then the one that
- 24:14Speaker 4: won the first season who like Michael Jackson? This one
- 24:18Speaker 4: that's the car, yeah Jones.
- 24:20Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants some milkers, very very good.
- 24:31Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 24:50Speaker 1: All right, Uh this this weekend, I went on a
- 24:56Speaker 1: bar crass. I went on a bar cross Saturday.
- 24:58Speaker 2: Okay, it was boys around Philly.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Nah, you're a high street bark crawl here.
- 25:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:05Speaker 1: So so we started off at down it's like two bars.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Well, no in the area came here. Oh well yeah I.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Did end the night off here? Is that why you
- 25:14Speaker 1: were saying, I'm talking about what I need to I
- 25:16Speaker 1: need somebody to come open this.
- 25:17Speaker 2: Door because you need somewhere to recover. Like what the
- 25:20Speaker 2: hell about?
- 25:23Speaker 10: Nah?
- 25:24Speaker 1: Because here's the thing, right, so like the keys on you?
- 25:27Speaker 1: So okay, so because irresponsible? No, well I have reason.
- 25:33Speaker 1: I grabbed my my uh about like like my separate key,
- 25:37Speaker 1: because they have all the keys of necessities. I'm not
- 25:40Speaker 1: going like to my parents house. I'm like, I don't
- 25:42Speaker 1: need a pocket for the keys. But I'm like, ah,
- 25:45Speaker 1: we came over here. I had to peek. It's only
- 25:46Speaker 1: one bathroom over there, one line.
- 25:48Speaker 2: I'm like, a michere you in town thirty minutes away.
- 25:57Speaker 2: I was the producer.
- 25:58Speaker 1: M J had my back. I got in, I took
- 26:01Speaker 1: my ship to my piss and I was gucci. Yes
- 26:04Speaker 1: it was lovely. I'm like, no, but yeah, it's a
- 26:08Speaker 1: little small bar crawl.
- 26:10Speaker 2: I've been a part of one.
- 26:11Speaker 3: How did those where you just go to a different bars,
- 26:13Speaker 3: go to different bars? Literally, just just go to different bars.
- 26:17Speaker 3: That's it, That's that's it. Just go to be different.
- 26:19Speaker 3: Take the bar crawl, Mike. Mike's not going on to
- 26:22Speaker 3: bar where you're taking him. Mike's not going on.
- 26:24Speaker 1: We're documenting this after after that second bar. No, once
- 26:29Speaker 1: Mike realized that we have to walk to the next bar,
- 26:31Speaker 1: he's not believing that.
- 26:33Speaker 2: Now he's a changed man and swimming not realizing.
- 26:35Speaker 1: The I don't have an issue with that, but just
- 26:43Speaker 1: but here's the thing. It's packed so seats aren't always
- 26:46Speaker 1: just readily available.
- 26:49Speaker 2: It is a problem.
- 26:50Speaker 1: That is a problem. As long as I can lean somewhere.
- 26:53Speaker 2: There's plenty leaning, definitely plenty drinks just post up.
- 26:57Speaker 1: But at the first bar we went to, this guy
- 27:00Speaker 1: started tripping early, like the son is still out, son
- 27:04Speaker 1: is still out, and this guy's over here flipping chairs
- 27:06Speaker 1: over you like, either that or he's extremely lightweight. Extremely lightweight.
- 27:12Speaker 2: He was like, oh, what you want?
- 27:14Speaker 1: This was probably about like four thirty five o'clock, y'ad
- 27:18Speaker 1: damn Sat Patty's Day weekend though, that's why.
- 27:23Speaker 2: Sure.
- 27:24Speaker 1: But the thing is, I actually forgot all about Saint Patty's.
- 27:26Speaker 1: It's just so happened. I had on my uh my
- 27:28Speaker 1: green and white ones. I'm like, oh, I fit the part.
- 27:32Speaker 1: But yeah, like my man grabbed a fork out of
- 27:36Speaker 1: utensil thing and stuck in his pocket and like everybody
- 27:39Speaker 1: was he with?
- 27:40Speaker 2: You'll, no, well, I guess did you know him? No?
- 27:44Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know anybody but the guy
- 27:46Speaker 1: I was with, because he goes every year. It's like
- 27:49Speaker 1: his neighbors they'd be like, oh, can't it come out?
- 27:51Speaker 1: Like all right, sure whatever, I'm not doing nothing. I'm
- 27:53Speaker 1: finally off this Saturday. Let's do a barcoll I drunk
- 27:57Speaker 1: cider from from three thirty to like midnight. Damn, I
- 28:00Speaker 1: drunk nothing but angry orchards or some kind of sign No,
- 28:04Speaker 1: because I'm like I got working on it. In Irish carbs.
- 28:08Speaker 1: Oh damn, let's get them going right now. Nah, we
- 28:13Speaker 1: don't have any Blue Corus or Red Bulls.
- 28:15Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 28:16Speaker 1: That's not No, that's a Irish trash can.
- 28:18Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking same thing.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Yeah, Irish carbar is. The Jamis is not not Jamison,
- 28:23Speaker 1: Yegger Yeager and red Bull.
- 28:25Speaker 2: I never had Irish carbon.
- 28:27Speaker 1: What's what's the Irish carbon?
- 28:30Speaker 2: It's not Yer red bel No. I thought that was
- 28:31Speaker 2: the one with the Bailey's. What is that?
- 28:38Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's Jagger You're dropping in the red Bull?
- 28:39Speaker 1: You shoot?
- 28:40Speaker 4: I believe, isn't it dropping shot of Irish cream and
- 28:44Speaker 4: whiskey into a glass of Guinnis. Oh, yeah, that's the
- 28:48Speaker 4: Irish carbon. I knew it's some kind of Shooter's Guinness. Yeah,
- 28:51Speaker 4: that's Bailey's and whiskey. Guinness is disgusting. It was not
- 28:55Speaker 4: Guinness is horrible.
- 28:56Speaker 2: I don't mind it. It's you don't like beer. I
- 28:58Speaker 2: never mind it keep on going.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Sorry, but yeah, angry orchards downies. The last side I
- 29:06Speaker 1: had was this home slice taste like apple pie was
- 29:08Speaker 1: actually pretty good home slices called home slice. Yeah, and
- 29:11Speaker 1: uh sponsors. Yeah. I had a nice little Saturn headache
- 29:15Speaker 1: the next morning, went to work, pasy Yeah nice, oh Matt.
- 29:22Speaker 2: Nothing major for me.
- 29:23Speaker 1: I was just you know, I had a good weekend
- 29:25Speaker 1: of hating, hating on Liverpool. Good week of hate on Liverpool.
- 29:30Speaker 8: Uh.
- 29:30Speaker 1: They lost, they lost to PSG, they lost to Newcastle
- 29:34Speaker 1: two different cup competitions.
- 29:36Speaker 2: I was just hating. Played some Monopoly on Saturday. I lost,
- 29:40Speaker 2: so I was hating some more. Yeah, that wasn't that
- 29:43Speaker 2: was not good. We lost to PSG. I watched that.
- 29:48Speaker 2: That wasn't that good.
- 29:49Speaker 1: And then I didn't watch the Newcastle. The Caravell Cup,
- 29:52Speaker 1: you didn't miss much.
- 29:54Speaker 2: I don't take that cup very seriously, but supposedly they were.
- 29:58Speaker 3: It's so funny with the Caramell Cup, like people don't
- 30:00Speaker 3: take it. It's one of those things where it's like
- 30:02Speaker 3: you take it seriously when you're winning, but then when
- 30:05Speaker 3: you don't, it's like who care? And a lot of
- 30:07Speaker 3: people's like people they pick and choose when they give
- 30:11Speaker 3: that title weight that I never give it.
- 30:14Speaker 2: We want it, we never we want it. And I
- 30:16Speaker 2: was like, what's the point.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Yeah, so the only reason I never.
- 30:20Speaker 3: I mean, obviously, football has been the center of everything
- 30:25Speaker 3: for me this year because of whatever. And you know,
- 30:29Speaker 3: Liverpool was definitely doing they came out very hot and
- 30:31Speaker 3: they've been doing very well. They haven't been doing this
- 30:34Speaker 3: great lately, but there's been some fitness issues on the pitch.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but you know, but I know all the way,
- 30:44Speaker 3: it doesn't matter because we're far and away gonna.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Get this the Premier League, the Premier League Cup.
- 30:51Speaker 3: So I'm cool, Like y'all said, y'all said to me,
- 30:56Speaker 3: somebody sent me some talking shit. It was you were Army,
- 30:59Speaker 3: probably Army, and I was like, well, I'm getting the
- 31:01Speaker 3: big boys, so I'm good.
- 31:02Speaker 2: So the big boys actually the Champions League trophy, so
- 31:05Speaker 2: you're not.
- 31:05Speaker 1: Getting that the big domestic boy.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be happy with that. They were talking about quadruples,
- 31:11Speaker 2: trip triples. I don't know why anybody would think that
- 31:15Speaker 2: when when a new manager, because anything's possible.
- 31:20Speaker 3: That's just that's stupid, that's stupid. They're like we should
- 31:26Speaker 3: be grateful that we're running. You're gonna get this one
- 31:29Speaker 3: with a new manager, and we're probably gonna lose a
- 31:31Speaker 3: ship ton of well not ship a ton of players,
- 31:33Speaker 3: but like at least one very important player, possibly too,
- 31:39Speaker 3: and it could.
- 31:44Speaker 2: It could get shaky.
- 31:46Speaker 6: Depending now, you'll be fine because I don't know. No,
- 31:49Speaker 6: you see, all the other teams are also shaky, so
- 31:52Speaker 6: you'll just be in the shaky mix.
- 31:55Speaker 3: I say, I agree, But then I was like, when
- 31:58Speaker 3: I don't mind losing Trent. I love Trent and I
- 32:01Speaker 3: know he's gone. I know that's already done. But if
- 32:05Speaker 3: I lose Salah, and I'm looking at the other options
- 32:08Speaker 3: that are like creators and strikers and scorers.
- 32:11Speaker 1: And wingers, it's not looking You're thinking too negative.
- 32:14Speaker 2: It don't look good. You're thinking. You're thinking about your
- 32:16Speaker 2: current team. But you have to You can't just do
- 32:18Speaker 2: the thing where people take a player off the team
- 32:20Speaker 2: and don't replace him. You got to think of someone
- 32:22Speaker 2: to bring in, Like you'll bring in a player.
- 32:24Speaker 1: They say we want that kid from Newcastle. It's that
- 32:28Speaker 1: he's a striker.
- 32:30Speaker 2: We need a striker, and I known' a winger.
- 32:33Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, like just general offensive creativity at
- 32:38Speaker 3: the front, you know what I mean? And like because
- 32:41Speaker 3: Darwin nu Ye is a hot bag of fucking ass.
- 32:44Speaker 2: He's even phased out. He's a fucking geese garbage.
- 32:48Speaker 1: I like Louis d Ass active though he's a he's
- 32:51Speaker 1: a terrorist in every single way.
- 32:55Speaker 2: He just be doing. He's a handful. I don't know,
- 32:57Speaker 2: he just do ship like I. He's the JaVale McGee
- 33:01Speaker 2: of strikers, like.
- 33:04Speaker 1: My nigga Javeal McGee got a couple of rings though.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Darwin he's gonna have a couple too. But he's some
- 33:10Speaker 2: banger goals. He gives people a hard long day. But
- 33:16Speaker 2: he's so. He's not a fucking goof bro.
- 33:19Speaker 1: He's just a.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, that's it. Sorry for the soccer talk.
- 33:24Speaker 2: But watch soccer, man.
- 33:26Speaker 1: It's it's a beautiful, the beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful game.
- 33:30Speaker 1: It's not as as don't watch it unless you go
- 33:32Speaker 1: to the game.
- 33:33Speaker 2: You watch the w N B A.
- 33:34Speaker 1: I don't give what you're talking about. Yeah, more exciting
- 33:37Speaker 1: than soccer.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Not not even close.
- 33:39Speaker 1: To watch the ring games you're probably watching, not even close,
- 33:42Speaker 1: not even close. And I and I don't want to
- 33:44Speaker 1: give this. Basketball is the most exciting sport, No, not
- 33:47Speaker 1: even close. Basketball alone is the most exciting football, American football.
- 33:52Speaker 1: It it doesn't get better than that, Yes it does.
- 33:55Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
- 33:55Speaker 1: Basketball, it does not. The last three mans of a
- 33:58Speaker 1: basketball game, a close basketball game more exciting than the
- 34:00Speaker 1: close foot.
- 34:01Speaker 3: The last drive of a tied football game. You'll never
- 34:05Speaker 3: get anything better than that, Yes you will. You'll never
- 34:08Speaker 3: get better than that.
- 34:09Speaker 1: That's pretty good, but yes you will because the I
- 34:11Speaker 1: don't even argue the only shootout in soccer better than basketball,
- 34:16Speaker 1: not at all, because shootout you can watch all of
- 34:19Speaker 1: mother motherfuckers keep missing.
- 34:21Speaker 2: No, you never see that.
- 34:23Speaker 1: You never see a shoot anybody.
- 34:25Speaker 2: No, I don't even like that. I love I love No.
- 34:27Speaker 2: I like when games going back and forth and they're scoring,
- 34:30Speaker 2: but penalties. That gives me nothing.
- 34:32Speaker 1: That nothing gives me. That is just that's like watching
- 34:35Speaker 1: a free throw contest at that of a basketball game.
- 34:39Speaker 2: It's not the same thing.
- 34:42Speaker 1: It slows down and then you're just sitting there build
- 34:46Speaker 1: up forks man, But beautiful, beautiful.
- 34:50Speaker 2: I love that.
- 34:51Speaker 3: There's nothing more challenging than any sport, any sport that
- 34:55Speaker 3: we have discussed just.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Now that being a goalie in a p case. Yeah,
- 34:59Speaker 2: that's true. Nothing nothing in bat have you relative?
- 35:03Speaker 5: Have you?
- 35:03Speaker 1: Have you never tried to guard Steph Curry coming down
- 35:06Speaker 1: the court when they're down to and he pulls off
- 35:07Speaker 1: from half court? I think what I think trying to
- 35:12Speaker 1: stop a soccer ball? You know that game I'm talking
- 35:15Speaker 1: about because that created.
- 35:17Speaker 2: A singular player at play.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Imagine Lebron James, any any any star player where they
- 35:25Speaker 1: have the ball at the end of the game, but
- 35:26Speaker 1: anybody can score on you in a penalty shot. Anybody, Hey, right,
- 35:31Speaker 1: Ray Allen got Lebron James, his his his second ring.
- 35:34Speaker 1: That's not just at that time. That's anybody that's literally
- 35:37Speaker 1: at that time. That's anybody that's quite literally at that
- 35:39Speaker 1: time that was three points scored. Ever, Okay, that's not
- 35:43Speaker 1: saying much. In a Hall of Famer, that's not saying much.
- 35:45Speaker 1: If he's the best foot at that time.
- 35:46Speaker 2: He was just a guy.
- 35:48Speaker 1: That's not saying was just was never just a guy
- 35:51Speaker 1: when he was on the heat, he was just a guy.
- 35:53Speaker 1: He was just a guy that did what made a three?
- 35:56Speaker 2: Three?
- 35:57Speaker 4: Yeah, was never just a best shooter on the team,
- 36:04Speaker 4: best shooting NBA. Damn near not at that time.
- 36:06Speaker 1: No, he wasn't. I said, damn near that shooter he
- 36:10Speaker 1: was a top three shooting in the NBA. He wasn't
- 36:13Speaker 1: even their first option shooting off that team. Mike Miller, Yes, okay,
- 36:16Speaker 1: Mike Miller was two and ray Allen was three. You
- 36:18Speaker 1: had Mike Miller, you had Fred Jones, you had Ray
- 36:20Speaker 1: Allen who you don't know exactly Jones. Yes, Fred Jones
- 36:26Speaker 1: is not a better three point shooter than ray Allen.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Ray Allen was not the only reason why Ray Allen
- 36:30Speaker 1: was in the game. That we're doing sports very early.
- 36:32Speaker 2: You started.
- 36:33Speaker 1: You said that just a guy at that at that time,
- 36:35Speaker 1: He's like he Jesus shuttles were at that time in
- 36:37Speaker 1: his career.
- 36:38Speaker 2: He was just a guy. No, he was not, he
- 36:40Speaker 2: was he was just their shooter. They had multiple shooters.
- 36:44Speaker 2: What year are you talking about?
- 36:45Speaker 1: The year he hit the three?
- 36:48Speaker 2: Was Mike Miller there?
- 36:49Speaker 1: Yes, Mike Miller and Fred Jones? Who the Fred Jones?
- 36:53Speaker 2: You're you're chatting. I'm not chatting, you know, you're literally chatting.
- 36:57Speaker 2: I don't know who?
- 37:00Speaker 1: Who the fuck is Fred What? Fred Jones from the
- 37:03Speaker 1: Scooby Doo? Yeah, James Jones. James James Jones, who is Fred?
- 37:15Speaker 2: He was Fred? Fred Jones said, Wow, I forgot a
- 37:19Speaker 2: whole player those games religiously and I got Fred Jones and.
- 37:25Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 37:27Speaker 2: Him and his gang in the Mystery Machine.
- 37:29Speaker 6: Ray Allen was a better shooting than James. James Jones
- 37:32Speaker 6: averaged one point six points that game. Jones, Yeah, James
- 37:36Speaker 6: Jones is not.
- 37:37Speaker 1: The best shoot to average one point James Packers.
- 37:43Speaker 2: As well, talk about that as well as well.
- 37:45Speaker 1: Man but averaged two points on his career. A closed
- 37:49Speaker 1: basketball game is more exciting than the close football game
- 37:52Speaker 1: because going back and it's going back and forth. Yes,
- 37:57Speaker 1: because the last drive three minutes left, attempt to hold
- 37:59Speaker 1: the ball for three minutes and to kick a field goal.
- 38:02Speaker 2: Those that gives me amputely nothing.
- 38:05Speaker 1: P You a team can hold the ball for three
- 38:08Speaker 1: minutes in the game, we're kicking the field goal.
- 38:11Speaker 2: P you mm hmm, p you.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Basketball their legs. Is going back and forth basketball game
- 38:19Speaker 1: and watching Kevin go again, watching the Westbrook and Kevin
- 38:23Speaker 1: durantentional foul for thirty minutes and you're not doing that
- 38:30Speaker 1: in the close game. Michael, why would you put somebody
- 38:32Speaker 1: on the free throw line. That's a comeback. You're talking
- 38:34Speaker 1: depends on who it is. Because they put Ben Simular
- 38:36Speaker 1: the free line. Well that's because, yeah, exactly, they put
- 38:38Speaker 1: Andre Drummond a free line. Those are two players that
- 38:41Speaker 1: you put Rudy Goberland line. Those are two players free throws.
- 38:44Speaker 1: He makes free throws.
- 38:47Speaker 2: I think like sixty percent something like that. That ain't good.
- 38:50Speaker 1: That's good enough to where you're not just gonna fathlim
- 38:52Speaker 1: think he gonna miss. Now, fuck him, he a pussy
- 38:53Speaker 1: put him on the line.
- 38:54Speaker 2: Listen, we all hate Rudy Gobert. Yeah, that's all clear, everybody.
- 39:00Speaker 1: You don't fucking that man got traded for six first
- 39:03Speaker 1: round picks or whatever. It was crazy bither way.
- 39:08Speaker 2: But Elsie my weekend, I'm still lit.
- 39:16Speaker 1: You'd be awesome. I don't know how you do it, bro,
- 39:18Speaker 1: that's my job, it is. But then you wake up
- 39:21Speaker 1: at six five o'clock in the morning, be with little
- 39:24Speaker 1: ships all day.
- 39:24Speaker 4: At six o'clock six thirty, I'm up a bout seven
- 39:29Speaker 4: for sure. I hit my snooze button at least fifteen times.
- 39:33Speaker 4: But I'll be up, but not Friday. I was in
- 39:38Speaker 4: Philly Saturday. I was at Viera for a little bit.
- 39:40Speaker 4: Then I had to go to the spot. I had
- 39:42Speaker 4: to go to the Winston. Then after I was doing
- 39:44Speaker 4: I was there so four o'clock in the morning.
- 39:47Speaker 1: And then Sunday I did. I did a brunch, brunching,
- 39:51Speaker 1: game night.
- 39:52Speaker 2: Game night was lit.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Shout out fine shot my boy Chris. That shit was fun.
- 39:55Speaker 1: She's drinking all day, drinking today all day and then
- 39:59Speaker 1: today day, man, my dumb man.
- 40:02Speaker 4: I went to a bar crawl, but it didn't even
- 40:04Speaker 4: It wasn't even a bar crawl because by the time
- 40:05Speaker 4: I left, we had only went to two spots and
- 40:07Speaker 4: everybody was already drunk.
- 40:10Speaker 1: One one nigga.
- 40:12Speaker 4: One nigga stole a traffic cone from a nigga that
- 40:14Speaker 4: was working for Peakle Energy and tried to fight him.
- 40:18Speaker 1: We were getting shots niggas drinking red bull. I'm sorry.
- 40:21Speaker 4: Fireball, that was crazy. I have not seen anybody voluntarily
- 40:25Speaker 4: drink that shit a long time. It depends on which
- 40:26Speaker 4: fireball because it's too regulus.
- 40:28Speaker 2: There's two different ones. Yeah, what's a good one?
- 40:30Speaker 1: So you have the fireball where it's like a cocktail,
- 40:33Speaker 1: where it's only like fifteen percent, and then you actually
- 40:35Speaker 1: have the fireball, that's actually the whiskey.
- 40:37Speaker 2: Mhm okay, the second one fireball whiskey. They were drinking.
- 40:42Speaker 4: That one dude tried to lift up somebody who was
- 40:46Speaker 4: in a wheelchair, okay, like physically pick him up out
- 40:50Speaker 4: of the wheelchair.
- 40:52Speaker 2: That was crazy.
- 40:53Speaker 4: I'm getting updates right now that they are out fighting. Yeah,
- 40:58Speaker 4: there's titties everywhere. It's ass everywhere.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the guy fucking the guy that was drunk
- 41:02Speaker 1: at the bar, Like after they kicked him out, he
- 41:04Speaker 1: came back in, flashed his ass and then left again.
- 41:06Speaker 2: Like that's tough. That's that's tough. Okay, I don't understand
- 41:12Speaker 2: like that you're gonna kick me out.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Niggas, not niggas, not niggas.
- 41:16Speaker 3: Just tell me how I happen in general, just look
- 41:20Speaker 3: for any reason, just getting to drunken debauchery.
- 41:23Speaker 2: I'm trying to pain.
- 41:26Speaker 4: Some people feel invincible when they're lit. Like we was
- 41:29Speaker 4: walking down the street and this nigga just pushed over
- 41:31Speaker 4: a flower, like a like a fake tree in front
- 41:34Speaker 4: of the restaurant.
- 41:34Speaker 2: I just it.
- 41:36Speaker 3: That's why I chose my advice as my advice. I
- 41:38Speaker 3: just feel like drinking really takes you to some stupid.
- 41:41Speaker 1: Ass places, man, Like, I mean, but getting high makes
- 41:46Speaker 1: you do some stupid shit too, And I think as
- 41:48Speaker 1: rightless as that.
- 41:49Speaker 3: But I never may never have smokers, Like you know,
- 41:52Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with a bunch of crowded people and
- 41:54Speaker 3: flash my ass.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Well that's Michael. You gotta be around a crowd of
- 41:58Speaker 1: people to do that. I mean about crazy white people.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Even so, I've gotten how white people mainly white. That's
- 42:06Speaker 1: all the purposes by saying most people I was widing.
- 42:08Speaker 12: Never was like you know, you know, you know you're
- 42:13Speaker 12: not going out and doing nothing stupid, But it's something
- 42:14Speaker 12: about all It just does something to you that it
- 42:17Speaker 12: just unlocks the lay in the stupid.
- 42:21Speaker 2: The late in part and this part of the brain
- 42:23Speaker 2: which is the stupid, release your inhibitions, the.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Stupidest, like the rain on your clearly like no one
- 42:31Speaker 3: else for you, only only you can let no one else,
- 42:35Speaker 3: no one else. Yeah, man, I'd like bro like the ship.
- 42:40Speaker 3: I'll be saying, like and then niggas is taking off
- 42:42Speaker 3: work on a Monday.
- 42:45Speaker 2: Because of Saint Patrick's Day. Brother, I like, people want
- 42:49Speaker 2: to enjoy themselves.
- 42:51Speaker 1: Some people state reality get all right, but honestly, all right, stop.
- 42:57Speaker 2: You couldn't get that on the weekend. Monday. Sat Patty's
- 43:02Speaker 2: Day is today, any we're literally recording this on the same.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Pat Sat Patty's Day.
- 43:06Speaker 3: So you're telling me like, say like this because we're
- 43:08Speaker 3: not Irish, just like we're not Mexican.
- 43:11Speaker 2: In May.
- 43:12Speaker 3: May, let's say Sing of the Mile falls on a Monday.
- 43:15Speaker 3: You're gonna party all weekend and you're gonna take off
- 43:18Speaker 3: on Monday.
- 43:18Speaker 1: What do you what do you think happens with Single
- 43:20Speaker 1: Day Mile? It's even it's worse.
- 43:25Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Like most people on Same Pas Day they drinking beer.
- 43:35Speaker 1: Single the Mile that's the killer, But on that it's not.
- 43:39Speaker 1: With that line you don't have to.
- 43:40Speaker 2: Yeah you don't have to, but yeah you don't have
- 43:43Speaker 2: to do all that. You didn't have to accent was crazy.
- 43:46Speaker 2: That was crazy. Is on Monday this week this year,
- 43:50Speaker 2: and even.
- 43:51Speaker 1: We're gonna celebrate it Friday through Monday, yeph Thursday.
- 43:55Speaker 2: I hope.
- 43:56Speaker 1: So I just find it while to just be like
- 43:57Speaker 1: I've been drinking Wednesday.
- 43:59Speaker 3: I want to drink all week weekend, and then I'm
- 44:02Speaker 3: gonna take another day off just so I could drink more.
- 44:06Speaker 2: Only one Monday Mike, you gotta live and enjoy your life.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Mike's like, no, I'm a firm believer. I'm gonna go
- 44:12Speaker 1: to work. I work all out for a holiday.
- 44:16Speaker 9: I go to work.
- 44:16Speaker 2: I gotta work. It's a holiday. We like, Michael, it's
- 44:20Speaker 2: a holiday.
- 44:21Speaker 1: It's a holiday. It's it's it's on your it's in your.
- 44:25Speaker 4: Calendar right now. It's in your calendar and use and
- 44:28Speaker 4: you didn't put it there. Arbor days not on the calendar.
- 44:32Speaker 3: Day.
- 44:32Speaker 2: What day is Arbor Day? Please? Exactly? So it's not important.
- 44:38Speaker 1: I don't even know when Arbor Day is? What? What
- 44:40Speaker 1: even is?
- 44:44Speaker 2: It's a secular day of observance in which individuals or
- 44:47Speaker 2: groups encourage the plant trees.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Bits. Okay, I'll put my trees four days before that,
- 44:52Speaker 1: fridays before that. Is it on the Monday this year?
- 44:55Speaker 1: Arbor Day?
- 44:57Speaker 2: Noah?
- 44:58Speaker 1: On a Friday for twenties, on a Sunday, for twenty
- 45:03Speaker 1: on Sunday, Mike, what we're doing? You know what we're doing.
- 45:08Speaker 1: What are we doing?
- 45:09Speaker 2: We can't we can't cook it.
- 45:11Speaker 1: We were cooking.
- 45:12Speaker 2: What do you cooking? We can you got that?
- 45:15Speaker 3: Hyeah fried the fuckret?
- 45:20Speaker 1: Oh that's Easter as Easter sun.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Getting fried on Easter Sunday. What a heathen?
- 45:26Speaker 1: All the rising?
- 45:28Speaker 2: That's crazy? He he has risen and so so have you?
- 45:33Speaker 2: So will I enlightened? Come on now, yeah, I guess
- 45:39Speaker 2: we're gonna be in Vegas. Really no, no it's not.
- 45:44Speaker 2: That's another bum.
- 45:47Speaker 1: I got your I keep exchanging, staying on my savings.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Make him what what? What? What?
- 45:57Speaker 5: What?
- 45:57Speaker 2: What? What?
- 45:58Speaker 5: What? What? What?
- 45:58Speaker 2: WHOA? So I'm trying to save it. I need at
- 46:01Speaker 2: least a rack on hand for Vegas.
- 46:03Speaker 1: Oh I am slow. I'm slowly, like I'm slowly blow
- 46:07Speaker 1: every check I have slit a nice a Vegas fund. Yes, nice,
- 46:13Speaker 1: so yes, by the time it comes up, I should
- 46:17Speaker 1: have a nice little pieces and it's a piece of changes.
- 46:21Speaker 1: Like I'm not gonna feel guilty that if I blow
- 46:23Speaker 1: it all. Exactly I have the intention to blow it all,
- 46:26Speaker 1: to go blow it all. But if I if I
- 46:31Speaker 1: leave because I still got something, I'm not mad at it.
- 46:33Speaker 1: But we're not going to try my damned this. I
- 46:38Speaker 1: got the money for the tides when we go to
- 46:39Speaker 1: Bible study. Okay, I got my money for the steakhouse,
- 46:44Speaker 1: because that's gonna be same.
- 46:46Speaker 3: As the tides when I touched when I touched down
- 46:50Speaker 3: in Vegas. I'm not even going to the air being,
- 46:53Speaker 3: going to the dispense, going to the dispense of Rack.
- 46:58Speaker 1: Mike and I don't sit there for three days and
- 47:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna smoke away all of them smoke. You're gonna
- 47:05Speaker 1: be like, yes, we're gonna have a shunking session, and
- 47:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna have him in it.
- 47:09Speaker 2: I wanna have the doctor to bro crazy. All huddle together.
- 47:17Speaker 1: That morning and it was like six Jones and rotations.
- 47:22Speaker 1: It was more than six.
- 47:23Speaker 7: It was.
- 47:24Speaker 2: It was eight pre rolls and four people. That sounds irresponsible.
- 47:28Speaker 2: And then I drove home. You go sleep on that flight.
- 47:31Speaker 1: That flight gonna be like nothing. I sleep no matter
- 47:34Speaker 1: what that flight is gonna go by. I'm gonna be
- 47:37Speaker 1: snoring on that bits, mouth open like uh, that's a
- 47:40Speaker 1: great thing about.
- 47:40Speaker 2: The damn.
- 47:43Speaker 3: That on that flight back, they're gonna be tight and loud.
- 47:47Speaker 3: It's gonna be a rough flight for them next to
- 47:50Speaker 3: me on that way.
- 47:51Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to bring COVID man, bring your
- 47:55Speaker 1: COVID mass. If you can see having the COVID mask
- 47:58Speaker 1: and keeps your mouth closed, they're.
- 47:59Speaker 2: Gonna be in that bit like it doesn't. I don't
- 48:02Speaker 2: think it does.
- 48:03Speaker 1: It don't open up as much as not, not like
- 48:05Speaker 1: the little paper ones, but like you know the cloth
- 48:08Speaker 1: ones that's actually tighter.
- 48:09Speaker 2: To your face.
- 48:10Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I see.
- 48:14Speaker 2: You just made that up.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Give it a try, Give it a try, and then
- 48:18Speaker 1: you're like, oh wow, my mouth is actually not dry
- 48:20Speaker 1: when I get off this plane.
- 48:23Speaker 2: What are you gonna say?
- 48:24Speaker 1: No, I see, I don't know.
- 48:25Speaker 3: If you see where it's like a little magnet things,
- 48:29Speaker 3: I'm like, get that that.
- 48:31Speaker 2: Yeah, my nose is already wide enough.
- 48:33Speaker 1: I don't think.
- 48:34Speaker 2: I don't think it's gonna move. It's more about the scientists, right, No,
- 48:40Speaker 2: I don't. Honestly I was. I was looking at that
- 48:42Speaker 2: the other and I touched my nose, like no, it's not.
- 48:44Speaker 1: Do you snore?
- 48:45Speaker 9: No, no, no.
- 48:47Speaker 1: The only time I snore is if like I'm on
- 48:49Speaker 1: my back, of my head's a little too high elevated.
- 48:51Speaker 4: If I'm on my back, I'm absolutely snoring. And if
- 48:53Speaker 4: I'm really tired, I can't even help it. I'm snoring
- 48:56Speaker 4: for sure.
- 48:57Speaker 6: I think I snore only when I'm drinking or after drinking,
- 49:00Speaker 6: because anytime I drink, it makes me really stuffy.
- 49:04Speaker 1: So I think, yeah, Vega's gonna be excited, so much fun.
- 49:10Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lot of it. We're literally gonna
- 49:12Speaker 1: take over every place we go.
- 49:14Speaker 2: Like fifteen seventeen, when you went before, how much money
- 49:17Speaker 2: do you think you brought? I don't know if I
- 49:19Speaker 2: ad I think because.
- 49:21Speaker 1: When you went, you went with fucking pocket chain. I
- 49:24Speaker 1: went with you went total four hundred dolls exactly.
- 49:27Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 49:30Speaker 1: Going to Vegas with four hundred dollars is crazy. It's
- 49:33Speaker 1: a little different because more money for my boy aunt.
- 49:38Speaker 1: So I did probably about fifteen. Okay, yeah, I did
- 49:44Speaker 1: about fifteen. Okay, you already saved it up. Oh no,
- 49:48Speaker 1: that's saying from before, from before, from before, and that
- 49:53Speaker 1: I don't think I didn't. It could have been more
- 49:55Speaker 1: because when we was running across the street from that
- 49:57Speaker 1: strip club, I forget how much money I was taking
- 50:00Speaker 1: that John. It wasn't I definitely funded somebody.
- 50:02Speaker 4: I don't think I spent fifteen. I might have spent
- 50:06Speaker 4: Maybe you looked back at the thousand, maybe eleven.
- 50:08Speaker 2: At your statements, it was crazy. Thankfully, I don't even know.
- 50:12Speaker 2: This wasn't nothing to be proud of.
- 50:14Speaker 1: It wasn't.
- 50:15Speaker 2: Damn, I'll tell you that. Mike's looking back at the
- 50:17Speaker 2: Andrews crowd. I just I'm just checking on my checking
- 50:20Speaker 2: on my Vegas one.
- 50:22Speaker 1: What you got?
- 50:23Speaker 2: Everything's word? We had a we had a smooth five
- 50:27Speaker 2: right five?
- 50:27Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, right there, I'm at a smooth haven't really
- 50:31Speaker 1: put in yet. So where a my at? Where my at?
- 50:34Speaker 1: Where my Let's see, I'm at a smooth. I put
- 50:38Speaker 1: it on a whole separate card, like so responsible. Yeah,
- 50:42Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm I can't touch this money. Speaking of
- 50:45Speaker 1: separate cards, I got about eight fifty.
- 50:50Speaker 2: Remember I told y'all, oh, someone trying to hack my card? Someone?
- 50:55Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, really someone someone.
- 50:57Speaker 6: I get a text that says only fans only fans
- 51:01Speaker 6: payment two hundred dollars you or I said, nigga, no,
- 51:09Speaker 6: that is not me. And then it's like, all right,
- 51:12Speaker 6: we'll be reaching out to you shortly.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Them niggas was going and heavy on your dime, heavy
- 51:17Speaker 2: on my dime. Because I went and I looked at
- 51:19Speaker 2: the like my pending payments, there was two more for
- 51:21Speaker 2: one hundred dollars. Do you know who the do you
- 51:24Speaker 2: know who the models were? No, just as that would
- 51:28Speaker 2: be nice to know if it was worth it wasn't
- 51:29Speaker 2: worth it.
- 51:32Speaker 1: I would love to know if it was worth it
- 51:33Speaker 1: or not. I'm sorry. Give me no bits fo one
- 51:35Speaker 1: hundred dollars for some videos. No, I'm good.
- 51:38Speaker 2: I assume it was just someone like hacked my car.
- 51:40Speaker 2: Then they just of course sent it to themselves or
- 51:43Speaker 2: another account. That's a decent way that I guess wash
- 51:46Speaker 2: some money they have like a little fake only fans
- 51:49Speaker 2: do m Yeah, I swear these scammings be scamming, Bro,
- 51:55Speaker 2: they be done scamming.
- 51:56Speaker 1: I mean, be scamming.
- 51:59Speaker 2: That's it. They'd be done. Shout out to my sammers. Yeah, scamming. Well,
- 52:06Speaker 2: if we're gonna have anything else, we got the beater
- 52:08Speaker 2: Brigade question.
- 52:08Speaker 1: On the week for sure, I'm saying, do we have
- 52:14Speaker 1: it's worth fifty minutes?
- 52:15Speaker 2: And now say nothing really happened. Keep it moving, bucco,
- 52:20Speaker 2: I guess not. And the question of the week he
- 52:24Speaker 2: is or was or however you want to say it? Oh, yeah,
- 52:32Speaker 2: I forgot I made this what was it? Yeah? Finished
- 52:35Speaker 2: this sentence. I don't want to sound like a hater, but.
- 52:38Speaker 1: Mm hmm, and man, did y'all sound like haters?
- 52:41Speaker 2: Bis?
- 52:42Speaker 6: Because they said, I don't want to sound like a hater,
- 52:44Speaker 6: but niggas that scammed them flash money like they worked
- 52:48Speaker 6: for it.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Pissed me off.
- 52:51Speaker 1: That's true, I get it. Mm hmm, yes, but I
- 52:55Speaker 1: mean scamming. Scamming is not working and.
- 52:57Speaker 2: I can't wait for it.
- 52:58Speaker 9: And I.
- 53:01Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't wait for the booking, the inevitable
- 53:05Speaker 3: post from you, but probably not you else free him.
- 53:09Speaker 1: Just make sure you flash that mugshot. Yeah, my boy
- 53:11Speaker 1: game buff.
- 53:12Speaker 3: Niggas in jail working out, he ain't got to get buff. Yeah,
- 53:17Speaker 3: he's gonna get buff and get buffed.
- 53:18Speaker 1: And okay, that's wild. But somebody said, I don't want
- 53:24Speaker 1: to sound like a hater, but Keen should think before
- 53:26Speaker 1: he speaks.
- 53:27Speaker 2: Well, well you say, no, no, that's it. No, are
- 53:31Speaker 2: you saying you don't think before you speak.
- 53:34Speaker 1: Not the way that they want me to think before
- 53:35Speaker 1: I speak, because everything I think, I speak, I speak?
- 53:38Speaker 2: True? They do, they do, they explain away.
- 53:40Speaker 1: Nope, they just said they just said that generally think.
- 53:43Speaker 2: So you just disagree with generally thinking before you Well.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Obviously you have to think before you speak, because you
- 53:48Speaker 1: got to think about the words you speak before you
- 53:49Speaker 1: speak them. You don't really have to you should do.
- 53:51Speaker 1: I'm not really thinking about you are thinking about him.
- 53:53Speaker 1: You just don't realize how fast your brain is moving
- 53:55Speaker 1: that you're No, they're saying exactly. They're saying, you should
- 54:00Speaker 1: actually think about where you're going to say, because you'd
- 54:02Speaker 1: be saying some bullshit like the last Patreon episode. What
- 54:06Speaker 1: I said, Well, the.
- 54:07Speaker 3: Fact that we spent thirty minutes talking about Paul George,
- 54:10Speaker 3: I'm not even talking about that.
- 54:11Speaker 2: Figure out. Oh they just gave him the movie. If
- 54:14Speaker 2: that would have said that in the beginning, we said that,
- 54:19Speaker 2: we talked about the contract.
- 54:20Speaker 1: They ain't said nothing. I was listening back, and then
- 54:23Speaker 1: you said, I was like, they said that like thirty
- 54:25Speaker 1: minutes ago.
- 54:26Speaker 2: I hear it.
- 54:27Speaker 1: You should have said it again. It wasn't me, it
- 54:29Speaker 1: was them and Q. They should have said it again.
- 54:31Speaker 2: I hear it. They said it. They both, all three
- 54:33Speaker 2: of them said it, or multiple people said.
- 54:35Speaker 1: He wants to say it again, he wanted to say
- 54:37Speaker 1: it in the mid times, and then again.
- 54:39Speaker 2: At the end talking at the end of your sence,
- 54:40Speaker 2: and then this summer right, man, time, this summer right exactly.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm gonna do what I do.
- 54:49Speaker 2: Yeah, you are. That's true, that's true.
- 54:51Speaker 3: You are.
- 54:51Speaker 2: We know yep, boy do we know?
- 54:54Speaker 1: Somebody said, finish the sentence, Yeah, finished the sentence. I
- 54:58Speaker 1: don't understand like here, but old people shouldn't be driving
- 55:01Speaker 1: at all.
- 55:03Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, I would say, I would say, realistically, let's
- 55:09Speaker 4: go with six, let's go to let's go to a
- 55:11Speaker 4: weird number, sixty six and up.
- 55:14Speaker 5: Nah.
- 55:14Speaker 2: No, I'm like sixty five eighty cut off for good,
- 55:18Speaker 2: You're done. I'm saying six, like you feel like.
- 55:23Speaker 1: Six, very able?
- 55:26Speaker 2: Half these half six.
- 55:27Speaker 1: Year olds are still working? How they gonna get to work?
- 55:30Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
- 55:30Speaker 1: All right, all right, yeah, but like once you get
- 55:33Speaker 1: to eighty, yeah not seventy five? No, no, no, you
- 55:36Speaker 1: can still No, Laurence can still work. I mean for
- 55:38Speaker 1: a few more years.
- 55:40Speaker 2: Eighty get cut off. That's where you're going. Where are
- 55:44Speaker 2: you going? Or you got to redo your driver's test
- 55:45Speaker 2: every year everything we're pressing you.
- 55:47Speaker 3: Yeah, pressing, yes, eighty are cut off. But if you
- 55:50Speaker 3: want to drive, you're getting tested, yeah every year.
- 55:54Speaker 1: Every time you gotta uh inspect your car, expect your license.
- 55:58Speaker 1: Come on to ernesteen, let's get it going and see okay,
- 56:02Speaker 1: let's see a k turn. Yeah, because because the speling
- 56:05Speaker 1: letter after j You see, you see the speed limit, right,
- 56:08Speaker 1: you need to at least go that. Why are you
- 56:10Speaker 1: going thirty five?
- 56:11Speaker 2: Yeah? How you're going?
- 56:12Speaker 1: You're not comfortable going forty? Get off the street. Get
- 56:17Speaker 1: off the street.
- 56:17Speaker 6: I'm sorry, sorry, I don't want to sound like a hater,
- 56:22Speaker 6: but I big hate on the kids these days and
- 56:25Speaker 6: how they can get locks, fades and et cetera. I'm
- 56:27Speaker 6: from the number sixteen, number twenty bald Fate era.
- 56:30Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, they got a lot of freedom.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Might the only way my kids ever going to get
- 56:35Speaker 1: that is if me or Ka mess up in their
- 56:36Speaker 1: haircut of bald Fate. No, no, no, no, just well,
- 56:41Speaker 1: I mean like the one all around, Yeah, that's the
- 56:43Speaker 1: one all around is crazy. Everybody getting a little bill,
- 56:48Speaker 1: little bill due, my kid's not gonna have great bill.
- 56:51Speaker 2: H Yes, I fuck up. I didn't have that from
- 56:55Speaker 2: the time I was probably like ten.
- 56:58Speaker 1: I think my first fade came like middle school.
- 57:01Speaker 2: I always had like a taper. My parents took care
- 57:06Speaker 2: of me, used culture. They took me.
- 57:08Speaker 1: I used to go to Willie's. He went to Willy
- 57:12Speaker 1: himself a few times. Okay, everybody here had to got
- 57:17Speaker 1: cut by Willy at least once. You never got I
- 57:20Speaker 1: want to Willie one time when I was younger. It
- 57:23Speaker 1: wasn't even my choice. It was once he was doing
- 57:27Speaker 1: ten dollar haircuts.
- 57:28Speaker 2: He was for a good for my great reason uncle
- 57:32Speaker 2: was giving me haircuts for free. Yeah, so yeah, but yeah, I.
- 57:40Speaker 1: Don't want to sound like a hater, but Kenny, you
- 57:42Speaker 1: just be saying ship to hear your own voice sometimes
- 57:45Speaker 1: most times, to be honest, I'm guessing that says, while
- 57:48Speaker 1: give me the meanest headaches, while I like, well, then
- 57:53Speaker 1: get some extreme talent on.
- 57:57Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know what today because he's not stop
- 58:00Speaker 2: and that's all.
- 58:02Speaker 3: M I don't want to sound like a hater, but
- 58:06Speaker 3: basketball is overrated. It's not I'm sorry, it's not.
- 58:11Speaker 2: But are you mm hmm, but overrated by who, like,
- 58:16Speaker 2: just the general public. Just the sport is over the sport,
- 58:21Speaker 2: So where it should it be rated? Let us know
- 58:23Speaker 2: where it should be rated, and I can say, like, okay,
- 58:25Speaker 2: maybe that's fair.
- 58:27Speaker 1: It's guarantee whoever wrote this the most favorite sports cricket,
- 58:30Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 58:32Speaker 2: I doubt it.
- 58:33Speaker 1: Or maybe baseball and we are probably.
- 58:36Speaker 2: It's probably football. It's probably football.
- 58:40Speaker 1: Okay, so that doesn't mean basketball is overrated, but that
- 58:43Speaker 1: could be your favorite. But if you have baseball over basketball,
- 58:46Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're just. If you have hockey over basketball,
- 58:49Speaker 1: you're racist. You have soccer for basketball racist, Ain't no,
- 58:55Speaker 1: Michael Stocking, you're just racist. Stopping Michael, You're racist.
- 58:58Speaker 2: You hate niggas basketball, You hate niggas.
- 59:03Speaker 1: Micaus, micaus, Mike is falling out a level basketball. See
- 59:06Speaker 1: in real time, I am I'm not really that the
- 59:10Speaker 1: game change sucks exactly. I'm a Warriors fan.
- 59:12Speaker 2: Always sucks.
- 59:13Speaker 1: No, so that doesn't work and beat him and Ben
- 59:17Speaker 1: Simmons used to give you hope until they didn't anymore.
- 59:20Speaker 2: And how long was Ben Simmons? That was a long
- 59:22Speaker 2: time ago, seven years ago maybe a long time ago.
- 59:26Speaker 1: And then once you got Maxie, that hope came back.
- 59:28Speaker 1: He's MAXI is that guy. Let's give him the keys.
- 59:32Speaker 1: It was like, I have no interest in basketball, Like
- 59:34Speaker 1: I just listen to your teams. That's what happens when
- 59:36Speaker 1: your team's ass possibly for so long. You're just like, man,
- 59:39Speaker 1: I can't do that. That's how I feel about the Saints.
- 59:44Speaker 1: They give me nothing exactly. That guy have my fantasy
- 59:46Speaker 1: team and that's it. Then I just I watched football.
- 59:50Speaker 1: I watched the Giants slap every week. I'm not not
- 59:53Speaker 1: gonna lose my little habitball because the Giants suck.
- 59:56Speaker 3: If they don't have well, I could do that with
- 59:58Speaker 3: basketball because they don't have no fan see aspect they do.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: But the same, this is not what you like.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: Fantasy basketball is actually pretty fun. It's actually very easy.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: But football is the easiest.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: There's one game of.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Week, yeah, actually three days. You got to pay attention.
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: No, but there's one. Your player plays one game the
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: whole week, and you know that it's easy. But the
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: thing is baseball basketball, there's multiple games you gotta.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: All you gotta do is just set your line up
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: for the week. That's too much work, I promise you
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: it's not. I've done it before. It's it's extra work.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: And the thing is with the apps now you can
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: although populated where they put in the best line up
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: for you, so you really don't got to do shit.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: That's not the same.
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: How do y'all feel about somebody's proposed I think Bill Simmons, Yeah,
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about, talking about how they
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: were going to fix basketball, like saying that this season,
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: the NBA season is just starting like December, to eliminate,
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: just to get it as far away from football as possible.
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: They start, they start.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Eliminate the preseason. No, no, they the preseason. It's just
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: you push everything back and take away some games. So
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: the preseason will be in November. But no one really
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: cares about the preseason anyway, so it's fine instead of
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: it being like the season is in like July.
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: Maximize your Yeah, maximize your time away from football. Your
- 1:01:22Speaker 6: only competition is baseball, and no one really.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: Cares about until July. Really, I would say until like
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: late August, August, September, October.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: It's starting now, right, Yeah, the spring leagues in spring season.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: Spring.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: That's not that's something they need to fucking yeah. That
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: was on the other day at the barber stopping.
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: That they're still making a lot of money so they
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: have no reason.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: To which is crazy. They talked about that ship being
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: declining every year, but people are getting bigger and bigger contracts.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: Where's the money coming from.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: The medals.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: And there's no salary themselves. That's the thing about. Yeah,
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: there's no cellar crack, but they can pay them. The
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: numbers are going down though, Yeah, yeah, people say numbers
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: going down. But I'm saying like, if if like the
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: NFL didn't have a.
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: Salary cap, you would see contracts like that too, and
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: you'd be like, where's all this money coming properly?
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: But it's a salary cap, so we know where it's
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: coming from.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Because the NFL is popular, yeah exactly.
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: So I'm saying like, just because they're paying them, it is.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: It's not as propular as football, but they still make
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: a ship ton of money, and them being able to
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: pay players exorbitant amount of money is not an indicator
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: that they're not making money.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: It's like, you know what I mean, Well, mostly the
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: reason why those baseball players get those contracts because they're
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: not getting injured as much.
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: That and there's no salary cap money, and there's no
- 1:02:52Speaker 3: law saying there's no rules saying you cannot pay this
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: person amount. You know what I'm saying, Like, because if
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: football and have a some other crowd, it's a few
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: players that probably would get.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it's a couple depending
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: on the player, like depending on on the position. Other
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: than that, injuries are too high in football, it's never
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: gonna be that crazy. I mean probably it could be
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: non guaranteed that too.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: They could.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: Yeah, but then at that point you gotta make the
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: contract longer. Okay, that's what they're doing. Baseball, well, that's
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: ten year. Reason why you could do a ten year
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: contract because you can almost pretty much guarantee in ten
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: years you're not really gonna get injured in baseball.
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: That's why you have non guaranteed contracts. Sure, but there
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: at that point, this is guaranteed money. This is your
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: non guaranteed money. Sounds so it's simple to me.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: But yeah, I got one more.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:49Speaker 6: I don't want to sound like a hater, but doctors
- 1:03:51Speaker 6: be guessing that shit, just like meteorologists, but nobody bats
- 1:03:54Speaker 6: an eye. Yes, yes, that's why it's called practicing medicine.
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: They're practicing. Not everything is one hundred percent. But you know,
- 1:04:01Speaker 6: some people better than others. That's why I have some
- 1:04:04Speaker 6: better doctors than others, and some meteorologies.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: Are better than others, you know, is what it is.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: Somebody said, I don't want to I can hate her,
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: but the movie Nope, was trash. I'm not gonna say
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: it was trash, but I don't.
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: Think it wasn't it wasn't good.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: It was it was like I like it, but I
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: can see why people think it was trash.
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: I don't know about trash.
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: Trash trash is bad, but it wasn't like I'll never
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: If I never see it again, I'm good, which I
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: don't plan on watching it a good mh.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: I mean, but to be honest, that's pretty much all
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: his movies. Once you're saying once.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: Like like get Out, I watch again like get Out,
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: I could watch multiple times. I watch get Out without
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: a problem. I could probably watch US. It's not us
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: them US, then US, Yeah I can watch US. Maybe
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: I can watch them. Was kind of nope, was the
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: least like I'm not.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Nope, definitely the bottom. Isn't he coming out
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: with a new one, So yeah, I don't know what
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: it's about yet, but hope it's better than nope.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: M M probable. I like the idea of nope.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: I mean, like I understood what it was trying to say.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: I did not know that the deeper meaning for it,
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: But I didn't know what the deeper meaning is. You know,
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: the how Hollywood is portrayed with like their actors and
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: how pretty much they're put on a platform to perform
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: until you know, MoPo snap. So that was the whole thing.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: Like with the monkey was like, oh yeah, the monkey's cute,
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Monkey's cue and too the Monkey's like, I want to
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: do this shit no more. And then just to everybody's
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: face up. But then the one person who was actually
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: nice to him, like he was like, oh no, you're
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: my friend.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: Cool.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: And then the same thing like with the horse and
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: the monster, the horse and monster, like the horse was
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: just like, you know, I I see that I'm not
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: leaving this box y'are not just gonna keep sending me
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: out here to get eaten by I know what's going
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: on here.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: I'm not doing this.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: So it's it's it's like how people orchestrate themselves in
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: the film industry in Hollywood and all that stuff. And
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: it cool, I got it understood. But other than that,
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: the whole dynamic with Kiki and the other guy, her brother, yeah,
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: I forget his name, but it was just yeah, like
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: there was too like yeah we got that ship. It
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: was too much.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: Yeah, they were too excited about like for like how
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: like the the the feeling of the movie was, I
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: feel like they're.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: Yeah, like their excitement that at certain points was like,
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: that's not I.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: Think that matched their personality in the movie. Dangel barely
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: said anything that whole movie. He barely talked because he
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: was quite reserved. But then you know when things popped
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: off and he was he was excited.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I just wasn't a fan of it.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it's okay, it's okay, that's good,
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: I got.
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: One the one sound like a hater. But segregation could
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: have been heaven. And yes, I know all about the
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: burning down and destruction of black communities, banks, et cetera.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: I'm just saying, well, click on a profile who said that.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: I think I can't. I just screenshot screenshot.
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: That's been a very common thing though people were talking about.
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: And I agree segregation could have been heaven.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: That I saw somebody saying on that ye like saying
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: non segregation could have been heaven. Yeah. I feel like.
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: If it was done genuinely, like the whole actually separate
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: but equal, really equal, separate but equal of course, but
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: it wasn't equal, you know what I mean.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: But if it was truly separate but equald, be a
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: little different, I could see it.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: And then you know, you know, you don't get you know,
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: people separating their own community.
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: You know, people coming in marching and burning ship down
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: and fire bombs shit like Black Wall Street, and it
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: was like, go build if they didn't do that, and
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: then just let people. Let other communities do their things, and.
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: They do.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: Let other communities, just not the black community. What do
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: you mean, there's a whole bunch of different towns of different.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: Chinatown, the Italian Market area, you got a whole Yeah.
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: Those are talking Those are like minuscule, a few blocks
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: in the city. We're talking about actual.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: The whole cities, whole cities.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: And communities and states. Even we don't even got a block, understand.
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: But I'm not you're not telling me a block like
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: I'm not A block to me is nothing, It's not.
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: I mean sure, well, actually no, a block would be
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: a lot. I'm not gonna say when we're.
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: Talking about a mass thing like segregation, I'm not.
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: I don't care about like a niche block where you
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: get authentic Chinese food, Polish food, ever food, whatever.
- 1:09:00Speaker 9: I mean.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: I'm talking about sustained neighborhood.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: Neighborhood understand.
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: Menaged like hospitals, Uh, postal, different things like that.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: So you're just talking about there's only one people that
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: have that in America. What do you mean for what
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: you've just said, there's only one separate group of people
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: that have I wasn't talking about them Jewish people.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Next question, I mean for all they for all, they
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: do have their own police, don't they. Yeah, they do pharmacies.
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole jig.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: Yeah, they they get they get to get that old
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: because they're white.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that because they're white, because
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: it's that white them.
- 1:09:58Speaker 2: Say the other white people aren't doing. There's a ship
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: going on in that question. I got some questions though,
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: I have.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: I give what you I get what you're going, big dog,
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: I get where you're going.
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: Yeah, but if an apple tastes like an orange hypotheticals,
- 1:10:20Speaker 2: yeah it sucks.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: This country is too what it is for that to
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: ever happen. So it's like living in fantasy land, and
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: I don't like to live in's.
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: Like saying that if they did desegregation, right, it could
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: be heaven, Like sure, yeah, if things were different than
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: things would be different. So you forgot the seven but
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: ego part. Yes, it was not that, but yeah, We'll
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: start off with an anime question.
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: I guess, except the whole part where it wasn't correct
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: for one million dollars cash to pick an anime character
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: to fight and win?
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: Who are you picking to fight myself?
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: And when you have to fight them just one anime character,
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: I guess any anime answer it says, yeah, fucking.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: No, I can't the fucking pig from fucking dragon ball Z.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: Yeah that Yeah, I'm gonna beat the ship out of
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: an ass up.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: I forgot all about the pick because my first thought
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: was Missdgrob mis.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: Magic. I was just like, no, never mind, he's gonna
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: beat Bobby boop your ass.
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, I can't do And I.
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: Was gonna say Rob, I'm like that nigga has a
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: sword and he he knows how to use it.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not even gonna fight the pig. I'm gonna
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: fight the.
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: Turtle hard shell. I don't want to bother with all
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: that too heavy. He he can't move, he's slow. Mm hmm, yeah,
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: dropped that bit in the pot or just jump scalding
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: water on the.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that's just like what whatt it'll get the
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: job done?
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: What try try? What? No? Got a turtle. No, that's
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: going that turtle going. No.
- 1:12:19Speaker 4: So my stepdad, this is like about like two months ago.
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: He called himself cleaning out the turtle tank. Put the
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: nigga on the ground in a smaller one. Tip the
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: ship over, like the turtle tipped it over and just
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: ran away outside your freedom.
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: I haven't seen it since. And it's like it was
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: a fast turtle and driving.
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: And then by now, that turtle, that turtle never lived outside.
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: I mean there's a creek by my house that mock
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: dingo food. Yeah, that ship's probably got eight.
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: Is a fox feast.
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: Tell my pop to do the like, let that turtle. Yeah,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: we still got that turtle. Brolet that turtle go on
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: outlive all of us.
- 1:13:07Speaker 2: Let him.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: That's damn shame exactly that. And then the thing is,
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: you could that turtle be actively trying to get out
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: that tank. That turtle don't want to be in, that's all. Yeah,
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: that's all I was trying to do constantly scratch it
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: on the.
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: Ship, like letting me out, please.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: But it's like it's not like we didn't feed it, nigga,
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: like you ate more than enough.
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: He was used to being outside.
- 1:13:27Speaker 4: Na, that's what I was never outside mine wasn't that
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: we had this literally since it was the size of
- 1:13:30Speaker 4: a quarter.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: There was there was a tiptime video I saw where
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: there was like if like you can get a dog
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: to talk and like so they got the dogs and no, no,
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: like like it was just like you gave the dog
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: to see them all with something. We could just have
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: a conversation with it. And the dog was like, so, uh,
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: where's my real parents? It was like, ah, so what
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: happened was I kind of bought you and separate you
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: from your mom and dad and your siblings. Like so
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: this is slavery.
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: He's like, no, no, it's not slave. Get part of
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: the family. Not I bought you. Oh you're a lesser being.
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: Oh you're confused. I don't see you as a human.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: You're not equal to me. I mean, you're still slave. Animals.
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: They're just animals.
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: They were three fourths. You're not even you're not you're nothing.
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: You are you are zero four You're just a dog.
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: You're not even a No. That dog was like, hey,
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: let me talk to you. Play for let's let's step
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: out the whole way. Actually, why are you talking to me?
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Because he took the sun. Maybe you don't actually go
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: talk to other dogs? And why are you talking to me.
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: Like Snowball from Rick and Morty, Like, where are my testicles?
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: Where are my texticals? Jerry? This slave name?
- 1:14:55Speaker 5: Wait?
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: What what did they say? I forgot what he's saying?
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: Said something my slave name? You call me snowball or something?
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: What Snowball was a slave name and something? I don't forget. Yeah,
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: I forgot. Hmmm. I don't know how to answer this
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: next question.
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: Is it just me or do smaller people just not
- 1:15:17Speaker 6: care or know when they're in the way. As a
- 1:15:20Speaker 6: big guy, I'm constantly self conscious and aware of trying
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: not to be in people's way.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: I think you're just more focused on you being in
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: a way than other people because you're you take up
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: more more space. Mm hmm, but I mean, I guess
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: I could see that. I hate how white women are
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: aren't aware of them taking up spaces. That pisses me off.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: Just women, white women.
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: Specifically.
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: They they just feel like it happened. Happens to me
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: all the time. Is most other people excuse me, no
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: white people, they'll see you and just.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: Like, yeah, there's a study.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: Somebody literally did the study on that. Yes, I don't
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: know why why they think that they just ruled the space,
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: the area. Well, they in that study put that crown
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: and put that crown on King. Because I experienced this
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: over the weekend.
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: I mean, so I went to Uh, I went to
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: a white bar, and I mean, it's it's something I
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: experienced quite frequently. Started contract. It's not that experienced with
- 1:16:30Speaker 4: a lot when you're learning white people, right. I just
- 1:16:33Speaker 4: feel like white people just don't see black people, Like
- 1:16:40Speaker 4: they don't say excuse me, no, Like, and when I
- 1:16:44Speaker 4: was in that bar, there was only one white woman
- 1:16:47Speaker 4: I remember in particular, that said excuse me, and was
- 1:16:51Speaker 4: also saying excuse me on behalf of her friends because
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: it's like they just didn't even see it.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: She's like, yo, move out the way. She was the
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: only person in there that actually did that. And we're
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: not gonna say now, I'm not gonna say it's all
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: of them, but the ones I have encountered have been
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: white women. A majority of the times that's happened has
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: been white women. White men don't say excuse me either.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: It's just white for me. It's just white people in general,
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: like I believe, like they don't see me, Like, damn,
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: you don't, like, do you not see me walking? I
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: believe I told the story here where I was leaving
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: a Walmart and this white guy and his i'm guessing
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: his wife or his girlfriend was walking in. But they
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: was walking into the exit and like the guy saw
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: me and they went through that the entry. But the
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: white girl just stayed there and just kept walking. It's like, oh,
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: she was trying to go through the exit. Yeah, you
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: were coming, like she seen me. He seen me, both
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: of you. I was looking up. But he was like, oh,
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: I'm in the wrong here, I'm in his way.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: She was just like she said, all the doors open there,
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: good enough now for what the shoulder checked asked. But
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: it's a Walmart. They're big doors.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: They're walking in the middle. Oh, the walking of the
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: exit of the exit. And the thing is when you
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: walk in, you gotta go to the right anyway, So
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: just go to the open for Walmart.
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: Yeah that makes sense. Hmm.
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: But yeah, again, I'm not gonna say say everybody but
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: the ones that I have experienced, true.
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: True, dad, it's a large majority of them. I haven't
- 1:18:19Speaker 4: had a vast majority at least for.
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: Not for white men. A lot of times on my encounters, there's.
- 1:18:25Speaker 4: Just like, oh my bad, bro, I don't even get that.
- 1:18:28Speaker 4: I don't even get to my bad. It's just like
- 1:18:30Speaker 4: like then he did not he or she or they
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: then did not see. I'm like, bro ziz even today, right,
- 1:18:39Speaker 4: I'm walking. We're in Philly and I'm with like there's
- 1:18:42Speaker 4: some white people because I went with people who worked
- 1:18:44Speaker 4: at a certain place. So we're like going across the
- 1:18:47Speaker 4: street and they're trying to cross the street when it's
- 1:18:49Speaker 4: a green light. Like we're in Philly light, so we
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: didn't have the you know, the crosswalk. She's like, just walk.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: I'm like and no.
- 1:18:59Speaker 4: So she walks across the street and it's just like
- 1:19:01Speaker 4: like the cars were beeping and ship. But if they
- 1:19:03Speaker 4: hit you, like car like it was one car coming,
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: She's like the car was beeping.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: They're like, oh, just walk. I'm like, no, I'm not.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: I'm not doing that because I will get hit.
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: I'm not doing that.
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: I don't have the right away here.
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just.
- 1:19:15Speaker 4: Certain shit that that that you, as a little white
- 1:19:18Speaker 4: woman would do, but as me as a black man,
- 1:19:20Speaker 4: would not.
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: And they didn't see, like they were.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: Just like just come on, I'm like, I'm not. My
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: father is a lawyer. He'll have your ass. I'm not
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: doing that. Do you know who my father is? Bitch?
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: I don't know who you are.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: It's just certainly I don't know who I'm about to do.
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: Next question, I guess, mhmm. Would you rather live in
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: COVID times forever? I guess that means like loose isolation forever?
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: Or become a vegetarian.
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: I'd rather be a vegetarian. Hell no, I'd much rather
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: be a vegetarian. I'll be a vegetarian. I've already thought
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: about doing that. Yeah, I'd rather be a vegetarian. Take
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: me back to COVID the fuck?
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: You know?
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: The worst lockdown in the house, twenty three hour lockdown
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: Chipotle through the car windows, Like I can't have meat,
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: no more, no that, or no meat, you can have
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: it eggs though, will be one of those an eggy
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: vegetarian toms. Do I eat eggs?
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: No, I'd rather be a vegetarian. No, I don't be
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: a vegetarian.
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: I need a chicken. I loved it, and I love chicken.
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: I need a misteak. But that COVID time, I like
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: freedom with that COVID time was annoying, bro.
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: Just eating vegetables and fruit. Give me that, give me
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: meat of course.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: I was that you like staying in the house, so
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: that won't matter you and also the fear of getting
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: sick and getting COVID. Yeah, like what, I'm in the house.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: I ain't going nowhere, but you're in the hype forever.
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: This is what it is.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: I have chicken wings.
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: Okay, you can't eat so much chicken wings.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'll transfer over to some pork chops
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: and then you'll just become a vegetarian and now you're vegan.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: Lived the COVID times.
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: I'm good. Hm hmmm good mm hmm yeah good.
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: Meaning you know what your breakfasts?
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: Breakfast? I have now waffles in apple fruxes. That sounds horrible.
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: Eggs and eggs. How How is eggs not vegetarian like
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: like counts, because they're not that's meat's proaching.
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: Well, it's it's not meat. It is meat. It's not meat.
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: It's not a muscle yet, but it's not even a
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: living being yet.
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: It's just Yes, eggs are generally considered vegetarian.
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: How because it's not a it's just an egg. Yep.
- 1:21:42Speaker 4: Vegetarianism typically includes meat. Wait on, hold on, excludes I'm sorry,
- 1:21:50Speaker 4: excludes meat, poultry, and seafood. Eggs not considered meat or
- 1:21:53Speaker 4: animal flesh.
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: So yeah, that's like saying the embryo isn't a person,
- 1:21:59Speaker 2: well not an embryo, a single egg inside of a woman. Yeah,
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: that's yeah, com your com your tedch cruise.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: No, I'm calmed down, calm down, Jubilee. That would be
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: the complete opposite side of tech.
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: One. Conservative versus twenty is twenty twenty liberals.
- 1:22:26Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate them ships, bro, Yeah, what are we
- 1:22:28Speaker 4: really doing with solving That's just content? That's literally just
- 1:22:34Speaker 4: twenty v one for white people.
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: That's all it is.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: Yeah, that saw one where they was just joking. They
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: was talking about tickling, But you ain't know that they
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: was talking about tickling because the black lady started off
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: very very strong, I hate do you know the struggles
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: of a black man in America? He was like yes,
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: He's like, so why would you want to add to
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: the black struggles of America? He's like I do.
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: It's like, so why would you want to be tickled?
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: And I'm like, what the fuck do we.
- 1:22:53Speaker 4: Getting I hate being tickled, like I'm super ticklish. Tickling
- 1:22:57Speaker 4: me is torture, yes, because I don't like being tickled.
- 1:23:00Speaker 4: I remember one time, I'm not like because tickle him
- 1:23:04Speaker 4: till he was in tears.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: That's crazy. That sounds horrible, like I would literally throw up.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: I was ready to fight.
- 1:23:08Speaker 4: Yeah, like I'm laughing, but I'm not. I'm laughing out
- 1:23:11Speaker 4: of it's painful. Yeah, like it doesn't necessarily.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: Hurt, but I don't want to be tickled anymore. Get tickled,
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: I mean you're muscle tensing up does hurt?
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Man, if you're not tickles, you don't know the struggle
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: like that ship.
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: No, it's not fun. It's not funny.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: People think gets so much joy? Are yours? Don't don't stop? Stop,
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: please stop, please please.
- 1:23:34Speaker 4: I literally can't say stop while I'm getting tickled because
- 1:23:36Speaker 4: I'm fucking laughing.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: It sounds like you're playing.
- 1:23:41Speaker 4: It's I don't know who and I don't know why.
- 1:23:44Speaker 4: I don't know why God install that and people, I
- 1:23:48Speaker 4: don't know why he Please please remove that DLC patch
- 1:23:53Speaker 4: that nerf it.
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: Nerf it nerve my tickle tickle slider.
- 1:23:58Speaker 4: Turn the tickle sliders down it's fine being a little
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: tick lish, but over the ticketsh now, like I can't
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: even don't even touch my neck or turning to sleep
- 1:24:05Speaker 4: the hawking.
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: Please, I'm gonna say Brandy touched my neck. I cracked
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: my neck so hard.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: She was like, it was like, oh ship what Apparently
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: Tracing Morgan threw up on the court at the next
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: game and gets pushed down the wheelchair bleeding from his nose.
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: What the hell damn he threw up? Yeah, shout out
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: the track I'm doing coke. Oh wow, I literally just
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: saw that. Jesus, he threw up a lot. Oh hope, he's.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my hope, he's we need Tracy. Somebody turns
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: to the album cover.
- 1:24:45Speaker 6: Okay, now, next question, it's already now. Shout out to
- 1:24:51Speaker 6: basement yard. I guess it's from them. Uh, there's a
- 1:24:54Speaker 6: thousand grapes. Yeah, there's a thousand grapes. Every grape you
- 1:24:59Speaker 6: eat is fifty thousand dollars, but one of them is
- 1:25:02Speaker 6: poisonous and will kill you. How many are you eating?
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: I saw that clip too. I don't know. I don't know.
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: One at of dying.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'd be mad as hell if that first
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: grade I picked up, but it doesn't.
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: It also doesn't say how long it takes for it
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: to kill you.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: As soon as you take that bite done.
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: But with that, I don't know.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: I think it would be better if it killed you
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: later on, because you think you're good and then you
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: just drop dead. Now you drop you get the money
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: as soon as you touch your tongue. As soon as
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: you touch your tongue, that's no fun. That's what I'm saying.
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: Suspense. It's like I need some suspense. I want to
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: be enjoying my money and then just be like, oh
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: that was great, like a thousand shit. I could get
- 1:26:00Speaker 2: away with eating twenty grapes. You could also die on
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: the first Yeah, you can could be the second one.
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: The chances are good, though the percentages of the percentage
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: is very low.
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: They're good.
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: Twenty graaps, Yeah, twenty greeps. I'm locked in for twenty grapes.
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: Twenty great, twenty gaps. I would cap out at fifty.
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: You were talking about me eating twenty.
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: You know you're saying fifty, Like I probably wouldn't make
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: it to fifty, but if I was to go along,
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: I'm capping.
- 1:26:33Speaker 6: You'll be sweating on like forty two. Yes, yes, putting
- 1:26:38Speaker 6: your tongue on it. Ah, that one tastes poisonous just
- 1:26:42Speaker 6: trying to look at it. Which one looks extra shiny?
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: This one's much. That means been Tampa with poison.
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty, greeps, I'm twenty.
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: I might do fifty.
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: I'm going for that clean million. Twenty greeps, Elsie, that.
- 1:27:03Speaker 4: Sounds too risky, bro, Like I had bad luck, so
- 1:27:07Speaker 4: I feel like for me, I'll probably eat one graape
- 1:27:08Speaker 4: like this is going great and then that third grade
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: it's gonna make me ship out my heart.
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: That's the exact way you die. So you called just
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: looking at it?
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like how'd you get up? I don't
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: think the odds. I don't think the odds would be
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: in my favorite For that, I'll end up looking like
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: Tracy Morgan.
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: I hope he doesn't too early.
- 1:27:37Speaker 3: I'm sorry, we don't know what's wrong, but we won't
- 1:27:39Speaker 3: get that message when oh Man, don't say joining Mike, Mike,
- 1:27:47Speaker 3: you've killed you killed a lot of people, Mike is
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: me speculations.
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: You've killed three people and it was like Quincy Jones
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: and he's still alive. Dad, it is for you next
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: uh huh, you're the next one.
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: You can do it. He's gonna kill you, you d
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: j Elsie. It's time to die. Else is still alive?
- 1:28:13Speaker 4: Hell, Tracy Morgan, please be Okay, yes we don't need that,
- 1:28:16Speaker 4: but yeah, no, I don't like my chances, so I'm
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: not gonna do it. Okay, Mike, twenty grapes is entirely
- 1:28:22Speaker 4: too many.
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna try and speed run ten in
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: his mouth, which everyone kills me ten at a time.
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: And I'm making I'm gonna just I'm gonna just say I'm.
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: Lucky the next thing. No, I'm just a handful of grapes.
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: I was gonna kill me.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: I don't know how many these did this handful, but
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: this is just gonna go.
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: I would Actually, I feel like that makes it a
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: little bit better. I'm making to this handful of all
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: I need.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: That's all I need. Feel too greedy.
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: You can fit in my hand. Look at all these
- 1:28:59Speaker 2: other grapes, and then, like this game said, the chosen
- 1:29:03Speaker 2: to de spare me.
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna come out of here. Okay, now,
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: question for you to add on to this. So what
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: if like they gave that word to us. But the
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: thing is you can only start eating the grapes until
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: the other person finishes. M. How many grapes are you eating.
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: After someone else eats the grapes? Yes, it depends on
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: how many grapes they ate. If you ate two hundred grapes,
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: I'm looking a lot different. You ate twenty. I'm like, damn,
- 1:29:31Speaker 2: he need hundred. You just keep eating. You just keep living.
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: See you don't feel anything, dude, You don't.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: Know, no palpitations, doesn't you're not getting woozy. You just
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: keep living. Is stronger, heart beating just way. Fores like, oh,
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: he's dead, don't mind if I do.
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm going.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: Yeah, he ain't the deadly one.
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: It turns out he just had a grape allergy and
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: that poisonous grape is still or not a grape seed.
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: Or he's not even having he's just thinking and you're just.
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: Justok.
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: As as you choke, he wakes up. God, damn, damn.
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: Game over. M's clutching his throat. You got me, bitch,
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: game over.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: You always lose, always lose.
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: You thought you could get my life one great better time,
- 1:30:51Speaker 2: using my death for your own monetary gain.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: They said, you need to have the faith of a
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: mustard seed, not.
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: But valuable.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: Fid nobody thought about the.
- 1:31:06Speaker 2: Mm hmm. That sounds like a great movie. Yeah, great
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: sel Yeah, one more week, we could do one more
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: all right. I shout out to this person too. Not
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: gonna lie. I've been listening to y'all for two years,
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: and I had so many questions over the years, but
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: never knew how who knew? Who knew? If you're actually listening,
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: what a dumb ass? Listen to the rest the rest?
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: Who knew? If you scrolled down just a little on
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: the link tree, it's right there. Yeah. So I forgot
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: a lot of questions over the years, but I'll start
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: with this. If y'all know lemons were man made, that
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: means life didn't give us lemons, We invented it. Sorry,
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: that may be long, but my favorite podcast. Appreciate that
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: I heard that. But that's a big metaphor to life.
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: We create our problems.
- 1:32:00Speaker 2: Okay, okay, already, Confucius Michael, Okay, all our problems are
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: man made.
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: You put themselves exactly. It's the hybrid worldly attachments, different
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: things like that. Lemon is the hybrid of the citron
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: and the bitter orange.
- 1:32:17Speaker 2: Man made constructs. Oh yeah, there's the whole tree of
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: like man made pollination of the citron and the other
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: one citrus and bitter orange.
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: Yeah better or Limon Limon Lemon. I know a nigga name.
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: No, I don't.
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chilemon, left handed reliever from.
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: The shot bro Wow. Yeah, I definitely do.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: Yeah, but I I feel like I didn't know that.
- 1:32:53Speaker 2: But man, you got mans, you got oranges, you got Tangello's,
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: you got grapefruit and jello, you got kum quats. I
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: didn't even know those were.
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: Listen hear you come quat, come quat. Who do you
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: call the coodie queen?
- 1:33:08Speaker 2: You limp liquor, you little liquor.
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: Those are great commercials.
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: That was hard r on that liquor.
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: Liquor. Wait, bananas banana's a man made yes, well, yeah,
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: the GMO by us over time because like the wild bananas,
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: the season ships are big as hell. Well, like the cherry. Yeah,
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: she's the biggest hell. Oh yeah, oranges, what would you
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: call it?
- 1:33:34Speaker 2: Like a raw o g banana, A wild banana, A
- 1:33:39Speaker 2: wild banana, yeah, wild bananas.
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: Oranges, broccoli, tomatoes. We were talked about brocolate, grapefruits, gray fruits, discussing,
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: I don't know how people drink that.
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: It's one of the citrus in that family.
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: Grapefruits actually like really nasty. Look at this, Look at
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: this lettuce, iceberg lettuce.
- 1:33:56Speaker 2: What the fun is that?
- 1:33:57Speaker 9: Good?
- 1:33:58Speaker 2: It's a banana. That's like the natural good. No, no, no,
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: thank you.
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: Carrots, yeah, no, character bruh. Everything cucumbers, nothing we eat
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: is real corny, it's real. We just pay watermelons, certain
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: trade watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. That was cues of what
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: there doing, watermelon scratch. Mike was doing the the mc ribs.
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: He's over there making watermelon seedless. Great, Oh yeahs. Anything
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: about no season these mc ribs peanuts, peanuts, really, I
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: thought George washing Garver just bruh.
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: My apples mm hmm. I mean all these different coliflower Yeah, yeah,
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: that comes from the same the mustard.
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: Plant, eggplants.
- 1:34:46Speaker 2: Who eat them anyway? Italians strawberries. I did not know
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: that this is a list of yeah, man made, I
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: mean cabbage, pretty much everything, every god damn bro Yeah,
- 1:34:59Speaker 2: because of it.
- 1:35:01Speaker 6: You gotta you gotta adjust it some way to where
- 1:35:05Speaker 6: it gives you what you actually need from it. You know,
- 1:35:10Speaker 6: I'm not just gonna be growing a bunch of extra waste.
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: Like those bananas. You ain't getting no potassium for them
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: shits like a while.
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: Or nobody wants to now two hundred seeds in a banana?
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: Yeah nah, missing with that already. Yeah. Well, once you
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: said all, you know, it is time to go. My
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: tripophobia trigger the end of the day. The day gonna end.
- 1:35:33Speaker 3: I don't we appreciate you guys for listening another read
- 1:35:37Speaker 3: not that serious podcast.
- 1:35:39Speaker 2: Where can you find us?
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: You can find us any gosh don where you going
- 1:35:42Speaker 3: to our socials and you check the link tree. Uh,
- 1:35:45Speaker 3: that's where you can find it. You can subscribe to
- 1:35:47Speaker 3: the YouTube there. Oh please, won't you subscribe to the YouTube.
- 1:35:52Speaker 2: We gotta do that giveaway, I guess. So we still
- 1:35:54Speaker 2: haven't do something.
- 1:35:57Speaker 3: We're gonna give away something t all to get you guys.
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: Just subb into the YouTube. We're trying to hit twenty
- 1:36:03Speaker 3: thousand this year. We're about fourteen to five ish.
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: We'll do a giveaway for fifteen and then we'll do
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: another giveaway for twenty.
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: So you want this free stuff, you gotta lead us
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: to the promise that of fifteen thousand.
- 1:36:19Speaker 2: It don't take money, get us there. Also, what else
- 1:36:25Speaker 2: gonna say?
- 1:36:26Speaker 3: Uh uh speaker Spotify, Oh yeah, Patreon, Patreon makesure you
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: subscribe there three five fifteen and make it make a
- 1:36:38Speaker 3: b real bomb. But we're tears Tears two and now
- 1:36:44Speaker 3: we're gonna get those Monday episodes that I know you
- 1:36:46Speaker 3: guys missed. End up Peel Boxing with you seven six,
- 1:36:50Speaker 3: Burling in New Jersey, zip Co zero A zero one
- 1:36:53Speaker 3: six and uh and.
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: If you want to do the March Madden, I don't
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: know what you want to call it, Mark Madness NTS challenge.
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: Called the Big Beater Bracket.
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: Yeah, the Big Beater Bracket started by Elsie. Your deadline
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: is coming up soon because this is probably Wednesday or Thursday.
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think the first the first four games
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: is Wednesday.
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:37:15Speaker 4: I don't think that counts for the bracket though, technically no,
- 1:37:17Speaker 4: because some of those are pretty much playings. Yes, so
- 1:37:20Speaker 4: you can make the bracket after like after Alabama State
- 1:37:23Speaker 4: plays Stephen and Francis.
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: Like, so there's a certain games.
- 1:37:25Speaker 2: What's the deadline?
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: Uh So, technically, I mean I don't think there is
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: a deadline.
- 1:37:30Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not a deadline.
- 1:37:31Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not like you can. They just have to
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: be made until I mean up until the first game, right, yeah, yeah,
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: so once that deadline, well, the game start. I think
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: the first game is a Thursday, Yeah, Keenan, I'm just
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: asking for no Thursday. Like I believe the first game
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: is Thursday, but I think it's brackets after Thursday though, Like,
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: like you can still make a bracket even though people
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: have already lost. That's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, but
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: sound right. Well, so like your bracket has to be
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: in were to officially count. Oh that's what I'm talking.
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: So by the time they hear this, it's gonna be
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: too late unless they do it first thing in the morning.
- 1:38:08Speaker 2: Yeah Thursday, okay, or if they're patron beaters Wednesday, you
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: got that early. You got time to make your bracket,
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: analyze all that. Just make sure you have Duke win
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: in it. If you want to have the same bracket
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: as Keenan.
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: I just know he's not doing that.
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: I didn't say they were, I know, I just felt
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: like talking what about the lacrosse case back in.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: That's crazy. We don't got to talk about that, al right, guys,
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: Bye bye bye.
- 1:38:45Speaker 2: Just got a case.
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: They've always had a weird case.
- 1:38:49Speaker 13: Weird New jonesporting lacrosse team, school that meet. Like I said,
- 1:39:09Speaker 13: Nigga Jones, sure services.
- 1:39:17Speaker 1: I can't think of one.
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: I can think of USC football players game at think
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: of plenty of him.
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that I would think that you
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: would know him because you know where everybody went. So yeah,
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: I literally don't know who went to do That's the issue.
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: Duke NFL players jameson crowded mm hm