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Divorce, Deceit & So. Much. Drama. (The Valley Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: To Teas and a Pod.
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  Speaker 2: It's Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
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  Speaker 1: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamrajudge.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 1: My sister's in this room and she's trying to push
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  Speaker 1: me over the edge by having her light flash up
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  Speaker 1: when she gets a text message. You know people that
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: do that.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know people that do that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, every single time she gets a text, it's like
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  Speaker 1: five flashes. It flashes like twenty five times. Why yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why you can speak?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't like the noise, so it alerts me
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  Speaker 1: when I'm at.
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  Speaker 2: Work with the Oh okay, well, I just vaguely remember.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who it was.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe my daughter.
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  Speaker 2: We're looking at Instagram and you guys were going on
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  Speaker 2: a walk and.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, whoa is that Teddy's sister. I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: why she was because they look like twins.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: And she goes, but she looks really young, and I go,
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  Speaker 3: I go, she's you can tell your daughter to a
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  Speaker 3: PF right?
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  Speaker 1: Your daughter?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: So I said, she's got a twenty year old son.
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  Speaker 2: I go, I think when you posted your sin's birthday,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no way, you have a twenty year old.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even be barely look twenty years old.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's not right that she has to be
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  Speaker 1: so adorable, but I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're both adorable.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't put me in the adorable category of things
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  Speaker 1: we were gonna pick. But here's the thing. If you're
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  Speaker 1: going to pick on her, you know she's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: on the pod so she can find for herself. But
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't need to find for her self. And now
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  Speaker 1: she's not athletic.
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  Speaker 2: Oh not, you had all the athleticism.
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  Speaker 1: How do you say athleticism? Like yesterday Cruz beat her
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  Speaker 1: with his eyes closed a game of horn.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I don't know if it's you or
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  Speaker 2: Edwin posted a picture of him and he's getting a
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  Speaker 2: little buff.
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  Speaker 1: Well. One he walks by the mirror and like looks
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  Speaker 1: at himself like I got a hot bod, and two
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  Speaker 1: like every two weeks he's like, hey, mom, you have
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  Speaker 1: sick And then I would assume it's to ask me
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: a question. He's like, can you shave my neck? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like hold on, but I'm like I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: I'm the one to be trusted to next shave right now.
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  Speaker 1: But let's go for it, buddy, good luck.
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  Speaker 4: Oh he's so cute.
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  Speaker 1: Really, my gosh, but he is.
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  Speaker 2: You see, like, you know, just being the fitness industry
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  Speaker 2: for so long, you look at these kids that are
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  Speaker 2: like in gymnastics, are sports, and you see their little body,
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  Speaker 2: the muscles developed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, he works out.
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  Speaker 2: Dey's a crazy I know I've seen and it's like
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  Speaker 2: I if I had to do it all over again
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  Speaker 2: with kids, I would push them to do gymnastics and
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  Speaker 2: all these sports. I was athletic, their father was athletic.
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  Speaker 2: But my kids put them in sports. They were picking
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  Speaker 2: daisies on the field.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not that Justice isn't athletic, because when she
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  Speaker 1: just said she was, But it's that she doesn't care,
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  Speaker 1: Like she doesn't care if she wins or loses. Like
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  Speaker 1: there's not that like meanness to her that that you
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  Speaker 1: have that everyone else in my family.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't have that.
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  Speaker 1: When it comes you are so full of shit. If
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  Speaker 1: we were to play a football game right now.
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  Speaker 2: No, you you think you'd be like, oh my my
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  Speaker 2: younger days, I would. Now, I'm like, can I just
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  Speaker 2: go sit down. I don't. I don't want to break
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  Speaker 2: a hip right now.
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  Speaker 1: That's all right.
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  Speaker 2: You are your competitive I take it all.
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  Speaker 1: The right now. You and I both went out there
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  Speaker 1: and we had a swim competition, You'd probably still went no,
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  Speaker 1: you you. No.
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  Speaker 2: Swimming is my worst.
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  Speaker 1: Swimming is my worst too. But I couldn't think of
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  Speaker 1: another sporting event we do in my backyard right now?
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  Speaker 2: What could you do?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we wouldn't do the monkey bars. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I guess we're short.
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  Speaker 2: We don't play basketball.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's true. I'm not good at basketball.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not good at basketball either.
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  Speaker 1: Well, speaking of really up situations, we're gonna get right
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  Speaker 1: into The Valley Season two, episode one. I will say
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  Speaker 1: I watched it twice.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I love that.
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  Speaker 2: I printed mine and it's like microscopic and I already
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  Speaker 2: have bad eyes.
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  Speaker 4: Yours is nice and bit bold.
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  Speaker 1: We have different producers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, should have maybe rethought this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not normally Tam and I are not actually together,
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  Speaker 1: she said.
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  Speaker 2: Idly have yellow highlights.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: Well great, now you can hold it up here like this,
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  Speaker 1: but I can effortlessly see it like this.
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  Speaker 2: It's the smallest spot ever. Thank you, Cayden, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what. Matt's the MVP of the font size.
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  Speaker 2: Fired.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want a pair of UH readers? Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: we got to get Tam her readers. But this is
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  Speaker 1: why Tam isn't competitive, because she can't see we're going
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: to get through this. So it starts out where Britney
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  Speaker 1: tells Jack she's filing for divorce, seeking custody of cruise.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: Jack says he's going to a treatment center for a month.
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  Speaker 1: The season begins seven days before this. I've got to
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  Speaker 1: be honest about one thing. Yeah, Jack's committing to anything
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  Speaker 1: for a month. Gaslighting Brittany is a pretty big deal.
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  Speaker 2: Could Jax possibly be the most hated person on Bravo?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not on Bravo, but Jack's got so much
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  Speaker 1: heat for his US Weekly cover that he had the
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  Speaker 1: I mean clearly they're very particular because they went from
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  Speaker 1: Jacks to me for the cover shoots. But Jax had
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  Speaker 1: to remove his cover from his why because he was
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  Speaker 1: getting so much hate. I just looked at the comments,
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  Speaker 1: and then there were the comments were at Halayshous, So
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  Speaker 1: either way Jackson, normally that's me.
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  Speaker 2: But I know. But then we go on to Michelle,
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  Speaker 2: who moved out of the house she shared with Jesse,
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  Speaker 2: which I don't know what's going on here, But why
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  Speaker 2: are the women moving out of the houses when they
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  Speaker 2: get separated from their men.
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  Speaker 1: My guess is that the men own the houses under
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  Speaker 1: their names and they're being douche lords. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: mean they separated, they're waiting for their divorce to be finalized,
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  Speaker 1: and Jesse says co parenting is not going well. They're
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  Speaker 1: arguing all the time.
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  Speaker 2: But I just feel like Michelle moving out was a
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  Speaker 2: very interesting choice because usually if you have children, the
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  Speaker 2: man might possibly move out so they don't interrupt the
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  Speaker 2: child's you know, normal life.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I either way they're going to be interrupted. I
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  Speaker 1: think they have fifty to fifty custodies, So either way,
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  Speaker 1: they're interrupting the kid's life because they the kid. I
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  Speaker 1: love that we're calling it the kid. What is her kid?
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  Speaker 2: Isabella?
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  Speaker 1: Isabella would have to go to his house as well.
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  Speaker 1: But I think the reason that she moved out is
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  Speaker 1: because she's the one that moved on. I think he
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  Speaker 1: would have stayed married to her.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he absolutely would stay married to her. And
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  Speaker 2: I think that you know her, what.
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  Speaker 4: Did she cheat?
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  Speaker 1: Well? Aday she had been with a person for a year,
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  Speaker 1: which we're going to find out right now, is the
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  Speaker 1: guy that we're seeing in this episode or it was
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: somebody else. My gut is telling me it's the guy
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  Speaker 1: we saw this episode.
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  Speaker 2: She was so checked out last year.
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  Speaker 1: She was done. What I did realize is at the
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: beginning of this episode, we see a lot of Jesse
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  Speaker 1: and he's not drinking. Then we see scenes for next
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  Speaker 1: like the upcoming episodes, we see Jesse drinking again, and
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  Speaker 1: that's when he really starts throwing around some of the
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  Speaker 1: some of the fighting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're at Kristen in Luke's house. Kristen says the
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  Speaker 1: last time she talked to Janet was when Janet called
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  Speaker 1: her crying, saying she wished they could all be friends again.
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  Speaker 1: Luke says he wants to do everything to increase their
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  Speaker 1: chances of getting pregnant, exercising more and not drinking.
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  Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on this relationship.
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  Speaker 1: I don't under I've never seen that seem like a relationship.
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  Speaker 1: It's an interesting dynamic she seems with the guy that
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  Speaker 1: has the interesting hair.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think it's a situation where she just wants
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  Speaker 2: a baby?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I think he really loves her.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we see him in previews for upcoming where he's
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  Speaker 2: running down the hall in his underwear because he's so mad,
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  Speaker 2: because he's so mad, He's like, this is.
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  Speaker 1: Not and I'm like, well, we have to remember he's
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  Speaker 1: a normy. He is. She is not a normy. She
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  Speaker 1: has been doing this for a very long She was
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  Speaker 1: on TV for a while though, right, but it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter like once, like she was on for so many years.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: I would say she probably between her and Stassy and
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: you know, like all of those girls originally from those
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  Speaker 1: you know, those shows went through so much shit. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Kristen was not only cheated on, she was a cheater.
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  Speaker 1: She had like domestic violence.
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  Speaker 2: Allegedly through a lot of but Stacy she just went
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: on her merry way like she's But I did see
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  Speaker 2: she owned some Vanderpump.
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  Speaker 1: She took a little break, and then now she's going
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  Speaker 1: to be on a show, and then I think she
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  Speaker 1: gets her own show. Oh, I think it's a stepping
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: sit down. I don't think we're probably going to see
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: a Kristin and Luke spin off, No, I don't think so. No,
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  Speaker 1: But Janet doing a classic LVP and trying to call
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  Speaker 1: Kristin off camera to set a narrative before they do
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  Speaker 1: a pickup.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, jan uh, frowned upon.
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  Speaker 1: You know how I feel about Janet though, but everybody
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  Speaker 1: I like likes Janney.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Confusing Janet at some event I don't know, I was
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: last year sometime very sweet, very very sweet, but before
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: or after she was on the show, after after like
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: the show the season had aired, and then we were
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: in I don't know. It's like some oh Andy's event
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  Speaker 2: in LA and I can't remember what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Two I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember exactly.
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  Speaker 1: But would you be friends with Janet? If you had
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  Speaker 1: to pick, would you rather be friends with Janet or Kristen?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Wow, that's tough.
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  Speaker 2: If you threw Michelle in there, then I would say
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  Speaker 2: definitely Janet.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: Michelle. Honestly, it is very hard for me to watch.
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  Speaker 2: Michelle's very hard for me.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: It is hard for me.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: Oh she's so sweet, pretty, and.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's what I watched with my sister yesterday.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: She'd never watch and she's like, oh my god, this
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: girl is so pretty much like she just seems.
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  Speaker 3: Like the nice person about to get ruined ruined.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: I know it's about to get and bless her heart,
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: three kids under three and she wants more.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Well, then we find out that Jacks and Brittany have
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: been separated for nine months. Jack says he and Brittany
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: were considering her moving back in working on their marriage,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: but he discovered on her iPad that she was still
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: talking to Julian and had sent him a sexy video.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Brittany says Jacks flipped the coffee table when he found
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: out about the text. They had previously agreed uh they
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: could see other people. Jacks is upset Brittany hooked up
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: with one of his former friends. Jack says he doesn't
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: want Cruise to witness how he treated his mom, and
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Brittany says Jack's rage has gotten worse and she's worried
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: about letting Cruise be around him.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, not only did he flip the table,
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: he flipped the table and a hit her in the
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: shins or something like that.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: I felt like I was missing something because well he
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: flipped the tap.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it hit her in the legs or something like that,
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: and she got hurt. I remember reading about this months ago.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: I don't think happened. Some kind of domestic violence or something.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: That's why I was a little bit confused.
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  Speaker 2: But I also again, this is another situation where Brittany
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: moves out and Jack stays in the house. But also
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: what in the melshow and his pig is going on
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: in the belly?
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I've heard rumors that this is
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: pretty common rumors, But I also don't say this is
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: one of Jack's's best friends. And then the only clip
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: you have of him is fifteen people back, like at Disneyland.
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  Speaker 1: Like I couldn't even see the guy's freaking face, right,
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  Speaker 1: He's like, hold on, I'm fifteen people back.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, I've got my baby.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: Hell, Hello, Hello, and I'm going to bone your girl.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: But also get some airtip kind of sexy videos she
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: was sending, And who shares an iPad with sexy videos.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go out and limb and say it was
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: her titties, because those girls are they're on display.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I check the titties and then I check my
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: titties and I'm like, I'm like, where are my titties.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I I even have fake titties, and I
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  Speaker 1: can't even see them.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: But when he said I we were even planning for
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: her to move back into my house, I'm like, you
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: just can't say.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: I've been to that houseultiple times. It's all set up
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: for their kit like her, yeah, and like, just you
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  Speaker 1: cheated multiple times allegedly she's now following the rules. Like
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: why are you so mad at her? Why do you
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  Speaker 1: have to be such?
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  Speaker 4: And how far is the valley from here?
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: It's five minutes?
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Oh that's it? Yeah, why do I think it's like
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  Speaker 2: way out in the valley?
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Then, Jesse says he was a pretty big whoror after
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  Speaker 1: separating from Michelle, but is now in a relationship with
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  Speaker 1: a woman who has a strong personality. He says Michelle
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: enabled his behavior, whereas his new partner doesn't. Michelle's also
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: in a new relationship with a guy named Aaron. You
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: know what I do, Jesse. He's honest about who he
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: is and allowing us to be the judge of the
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  Speaker 1: next steps. But what I told him, and I actually
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: told him directly, I said, you did some problematic things
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: for me, And he's like what, And I said, anytime
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  Speaker 1: somebody speaks so greatly about a new partner. Like, she's
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: the most amazing woman I've ever met. She is so incredible.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: She puts me in my place. I said, all of
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: a sudden, I thought he's a liar. He's lying about this.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Oh you just THO shall not protest too much or
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: something like that.
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  Speaker 1: And she's really nice, like she's lovely.
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  Speaker 2: But like, okay, but why wasn't she.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: There because she's not gonna film.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: She won't film.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: She will not film. I think she would probably film
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: for the Real Housewives of Orange County, but I don't
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: think she would film for the Valley.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know, I obviously she wants to keep
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: her name out of this, but I but you know,
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: I follow her.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I met her. I don't.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know her.
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  Speaker 2: Where did you meet her?
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I met her at the a S Weekly party. And
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: she's really nice and like sends me messages like praying
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: for you, thinking about like very.
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  Speaker 2: So why do you think she won't film for the show?
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  Speaker 1: I think because she probably wants to stay living in
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Orange County.
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  Speaker 4: Hmm okay, well and maybe she's.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: So we're not going to see her at all with
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Jesse would mean the demise of their.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Are they still together. Yes, what do you think about
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Michelle bringing Aaron to the party.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Well, if they've been together for a year and a half,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: why that's not.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Could you Yeah, right exactly.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: But could you imagine having to film a show with
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: somebody you just they I don't even know if they're
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: divorced yet, but somebody you're divorcing, and it's a bad situation,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Like I'd be like.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't mind it, Like if Edwin and I
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: had to film something together. Yeah, but you guys get
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: along and every relationship that's no longer together, there's good
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: days and there's bad days.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Well that's like that with even relationships that are together. Yeah,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: let's be honest.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: But then Janet and Brittany go to build terrariums.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I don't ever want to build a terrari. I was
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: gonna say, don't ask me, No, it's not happening. I'm like, oh, oh,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: they're really, they're really doing this.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Also, what about when one of them goes, when was
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: the last time you did this? But then during this
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Jack's call Brittany twice and she doesn't answer, so he
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: texts not going to pick up my calls, And then
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Brittany says. Jax is upset he wasn't invited to her
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: white party, so he's planning a rival event. Well, he's
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: never a good idea.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: This is it. But just Jax Taylor. I'm Jax Taylor.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I can do what I want. That's what he says
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: to Brittany. I'm Jax Taylor. I can do what I want.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: This guy's forty five years old.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Everybody's older than me on this show.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: It's time to grow up.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: He's not going to grow up. This is who he is.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: A month of rehab or not, he's going to come
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: back and probably be quite similar.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: So he leaves the show.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Well, hold on, let's first we have to get to Nia.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Zach and Kristen go to lunch. I could have done
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: without this scene completely, didn't care, didn't need to know
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: that you were going to have a passion fruit margeritye
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: to hold the alcohol because of course you're probably pregnant again.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Nia.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think she's pregnant again? Yeah? I will
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: now she is pregnant. So my guess is she.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, she is pregnant again.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, they're gonna have four under Oh bless her heart.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: She seems very sweet, very very sweet.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: But most sweet people have a really dark side.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, when I turned most.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Sweet people have a very dark side, Like, who's that
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: happy all the time?
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why I'm a bitch all the time, because
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I have no dark.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Side hold on. But I've never seen the soft side.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: You never will.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Then, Nia says she recently was at Britney's house and
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: it was scary. Nia asked if Janet has tried to
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: talk to Zach and Kristen. Zach says Janet told Brittany
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: not to hang out with him. Zach says he doesn't
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: understand why Brittany is so up Janet's Funani this part,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't really get Sack's kind of like a walking
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: nineties catchphrase. He is.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: He is accusing someone of not wanting your pregnancy to
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: go to full term?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Is pretty messed up?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Do you? But didn't they both do that to each other?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: That's what I got a little lost.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think Zach's pregnant.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Whatever, I bet he still says the word psych.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: You're like, saye psych.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Then Jesse and Kristen have wine at his house. This
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I want to correct Jesse. I did not see have
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: a glass of wine. I only saw Kristen. He was
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: still on his Pellegrino kick. He was in my opinion.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Then in confessional, Jesse says if Michelle's boyfriend Aaron was
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: the reason their marriage ended, it won't go over well.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Jesse apologizes to Kristen for projecting his anger onto her,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: and then Kristen says she's choosing team Jesse and her separation.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, there's nothing he can do about it now.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: The marriage is broken up, and even if she was
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: with this guy, like, what are you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Going to do? The marriage was going to be over
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: regardless if she ended up with that guy or not.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Right, So why are you individuals? There's gonna be a
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: real problem if this is the guy that broke up
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: my marriage. Well, you walk into a party, You're like, hey,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: bud Hi, how are you?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Jesse? I love you, But the real problem is your
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: suits that you wore out for a season.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: So I remember the really long coats that go down
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: to his knees.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: No, we like you, Jesse too, but this is a
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: do earl I'm fine with. I want to know what
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: continues on with them. I do think they're going to
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: have a fight, though I don't think they're going to
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: be They're both loose cannons, but I do look forward
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: to what chaos they can they can put together between
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the two of them. Then at lunch, Nia says she
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: wants another child, although she and Daniel have three under three.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Daniel wants to move to Santa Clarita. Nia is not
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: going to live anywhere where people do not know the
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: freeway numbers.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Well, is it that far?
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, is it?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: What is nowhere I need to know?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, isn't it off like the I would think
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: of to ten something like that. I remember stopping in
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Santa Clarita to go to the Gripe. You know where
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Santa Clarita is where it's where they were that they
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: eat raw they eat dead people.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: What.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a show about Santa Clarita. It's like, uh,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: is it Drew Barrymore that's in the show and she
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: eats people, She's a zombie.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: That's the only thing I know about.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Such a thing. It's a scripted show.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yees, in reality, that's the only thing I know.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I'm confused. And then I'm like, oh my god, she's
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: talking about the scripted show.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing I know about Santa Clarita.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Know what I know about Santa Clarita, there's very competitive.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Cheerleaders, like I feel like they're everywhere.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, So then Nia goes on and on about the
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: freeway numbers, all the things. He gets up that because
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: she has some of his sauce.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Eh, I don't want to hear about his sauce.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: No, he dipped, but I feel like this couple is
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: about to take a real dip. Do you know?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're usually right about this stuff.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: She's so beautiful.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: She reminds me of like was she Like, Oh, of
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: course she was. She looks like she'd be Miss America.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: She was some sort of pageant queen. I don't know
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: which one. And she's also lovely and really nice.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: And so when her in real person and real person, yeh,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: she goes to you met her in real life?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: She goes to Edwin's church. So I've met both of
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: them multiple times. She does, Yeah, not a shocker, of course. Yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: so she goes to Edwin's church. She's really nice. But
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I kind of worry about the demise of the relationship
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: this year. I hope not, and I have not heard
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: one thing about it. But the way he's talking and
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: the way that she wants to avoid the drama. I'm like,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: you're on season two of a show now, and they're
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: gonna take you down. They're not gonna let this slip.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I hope not. I hope not.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: What did you think about Michelle saying that Jesse gives
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: her the ick that's the father of your daughter, Like,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: is that really something you necessarily have to say every
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: time Michelle opens her mouth? I'm like, no, nope, not,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: haven't it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I had didn't really even like track that when she
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: said it. I was like, but it kind of makes sense.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: She it looks like she gives him the ick. I mean,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: he gives her the ick, Like I think he's still
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: in love with her.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Probably, but either way, we're free White Party together.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: We see Jason, which who I forgot was on the show.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: He says he understands why jax was upset about Julian,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: but he doesn't condone Jack's being aggressive towards Brittany. Jaxon
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: is bummed about not being invited to the White Party,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: and then Janet says she wants to get along with
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Kristen again.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Is this where.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Schwartz was?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: No, he was at the Oh he was his bar right, which,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: by the way, golf clubs for Schwartz, it's the best
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: good and months.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: He looks so good, he looked.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Does he have a girlfriend?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Remember you had that like preteen girlfriend?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: So how many people from Vanner pup Rules is now
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: on the valley.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: So just by looking for the clips, we've got Schwartz,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: We've got La La La, and we've got Sena, which
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: probably means Sheena's husband.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, Sheena's on it as well.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw party. Then we get to the white party.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: And then inconventional that's when Michelle says she tries to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: avoid Jesse at all costs. Jesse interacts with Michelle and
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: her new boyfriend that really we may pick Jesse over
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: the new boyfriend.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna agree with that for since.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: And then the whole conversation about Michelle and Jesse should
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: be Jesse should move to Orange Camp to be in Newport,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: you know, with this new girl, and she's like, Shane
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: having it. No, my daughter's not going to school there.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: And then the poor boyfriend, Aaron like he's sitting here
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: witnessing them going back and forth.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: He's like, what am I doing here?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Well, he's probably thinking, I've already been dealing with this
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: for the year during our affair, and now I have
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to sit through this again at the white party.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, he just finally he just walks away.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I've also decided that if Aaron were to wear a hat,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: he'd be hot, so maybe he should wear hats the
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: rest of the season. You know what this is coming
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: from someone with a Lorand's affair. I was not going
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: to say anything.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I was not going to bring that up. But I'm like,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: should you be saying this right now?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Well, now I can be saying it more than ever. Great, No, bald,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I do well, except for this side now has to
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: get sprayed because there's not even anything to stick to it. Well, well,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: whatever it's going to go. Then Janet post, I don't
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: grow back. How many years do we think we're gonna
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: deal with this? Then Janet pulls Kristin to talk. Kristen
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: says last summer was hard and she wants to get
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: back to their good times, and then Janet calls out
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Kristin for saying she didn't want jan and It's baby
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: to go to full term. Janet says, Zach said he
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: didn't care if she miscarried yo, but Zach said that
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: not Kristen.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, Sometimes Zak gets on my nerves.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: A little bit. Sometimes I wonder why Zach and the
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: other girl are on the show. I only remember Zach's
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: name because you said it, like I don't know fifteen
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: minutes ago.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the other girl remind me her name.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We met her girlfriend this.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Year, Jasmine, so she hasn't had like is she like
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: a friend of like do they have? It's like a
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: housewive show they have friends of in main cast members.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know Jasmine and Zach. Zach seemed to me
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: like friend des Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I need Sheena to come in.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I need some more some.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: More action, any more action, because this doesn't go anywhere
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: this Janet and Kristen trying to talk. Then Kristen says
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: she doesn't feel Janet's apology was genuine, but then in
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the confessional, Christen says she doesn't see a future where
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: she trusts Janet again. No shit. At Jacks's rival party
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: with Tom Schwartz, Tom says Brittany told him she doesn't
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: feel safe being in the same room as him, and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: then Jax claims he and Brittany almost hooked up the
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: other night. Tom says Jax needs counseling and or therapy.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Jack says he's going off the rails and doesn't know
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: what to do. I'm not sure I call this a party.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: No, it was more like a therapy session. Do you
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: think that it was.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: More like that party that nobody came to that then
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you start panicking, So you go to your friend's party.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like party's a bust. Yeah, let's go to
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: somebody else's party. I do think that Schwartz gave him
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: some good advice. I think he's like, listen, dude, be
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: doing that. I don't care what the situation is.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's the way you react, and said to him,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: if you can't see your son because of the things
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: that you're doing.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Don't yeah, stop stop.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I do not remember them in the top of the
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: show saying that he was going to rehab. I thought
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: this was all setting him up to go to rehab.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think we've one hundred percent gotten to the
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: going to the rehab, but we have gotten to her
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: saying she's going to take full custody, She's going to
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: do a restraining order, and I think it's tough because
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I think people will say that and then they go
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: have sex with that person.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Do you think she really was going to have sex
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: with him?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do. Yes. I think she's very much in
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: love with him, and I think this is the chain
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: of abuse.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: When Jack says that he hates walking past his son's room,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: how about you let your wife and your son live
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: in the house and you get out.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: How about I think the only way she could get
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: out was by moving to a different because you wouldn't move.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think he would move, and I think he
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: even though he has not treated them properly, I don't
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: think he wants it to be over with them, because
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: then it's considered a failure.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: It's done. She would be fool to go back to him.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, my gut tells me they'll be back together.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's take this to Vegas and bet on it.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Season preview, Michelle is crying about her divorce. Then Daniel
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: tells Nia her friends are talking behind her back, and
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: then Brittany tells Jax he is dangerous and needs help,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: and then Kristen and Luke get engaged. Would you want
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: to get engaged on a boat.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: No, and then he had like some cheesy lying too.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: It was like, you're the catch of the day.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: As he's fishing over her shoulder.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I really reeled you in, hold on.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: But so do we.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Think it a fish hook?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? They no, he definitely did some sort
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: of fish catchphrase, catch of the day, something like that
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: of the day.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I can't remember.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: You want to be the catch of my life?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Catch of my life? I don't know, same shit, different show.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: She seemed shocked.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: She did seem shocked. And I keep watching, like I
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: keep seeing her order drinks. I'm like, no, you're pregnant.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: But also, let's do the time.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yet, because there's multi Her and Nia are both pregnant.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: They're both I think the same.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: That's so funny you say that, because I saw like
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: they had a big party, like a launch party, and
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I'm like, who's the other she's really pregnant.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Kristen finds out she's pregnant in November of twenty twelve.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I need to know when Nia found out
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: she was pregnant December of twenty twenty four, so.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: They both knew the whole time. And when were they
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: filming this season? They're filming it last summer, so they
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: probably announced when they were like five months pregnant, which
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: makes sense.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, congratulations to them.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Congratulations. I'm sure it will be a blast on camera.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: It's so fun to be pregnant camera right, and it's
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: so fun to be having little babies.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Especially when your significant others are stepping out. It's amazing.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Enjoy it, guys, giving you all the love and support
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you may need if you need a babysitter, don't ask us, no,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: do not children.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: We only like our own own children and family children.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: That's it. Other than that, Nope, nope, But we'll keep
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: tuning in and watching the Valley. I hope they let
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: us bring somebody on because Jesse is my like, I'm
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: gonna well, I know how you guys always say that
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I'm biased, but like, I feel like I'm gonna be
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: biased with Jesse this season, So I'm just letting everybody. No,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: he's got a girlfriend, Well now he does. Oh you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: thought I was going to be dating him beforehand.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's quite a long time ago, months ago or something,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: But that's when he was with Michelle.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: I saw your interview with him.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Well you felt tension.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I felt tension.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, don't be jealous that you don't felt tension
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: with any interviewees.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I gotta work harder, I'm sorry.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Get your tits out and focus.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: I don't have any I need to buy some first.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. All right, thanks guys for tuning in
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: for another episode of The Twats. We'll be back soon.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you, and we'll see you next week.