Latest / Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast / Fake News 554 - Brazil Election Stolen Again
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- 0:00[SPEAKER_17]: Welcome to Drinking Throw.
- 0:09[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, well, we're drinking Rose fake news.
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- 0:27[SPEAKER_17]: life.
- 0:28[SPEAKER_17]: I got through the riots together, they had some laughs, they had some fun.
- 0:34[SPEAKER_17]: And Dan Thony, we are eight days away from the elections here.
- 0:39[SPEAKER_17]: We live with this seven o'clock eastern on Tuesday nights going through all the midterms.
- 0:45[SPEAKER_17]: And the next Monday show will do a prediction show of how we think this is all going to shake out.
- 0:53[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, there's that's dealer
- 0:57[SPEAKER_17]: good for those guys.
- 0:58[SPEAKER_17]: Good for those guys.
- 1:01[SPEAKER_17]: But, you know, top story here is Brazil.
- 1:05[SPEAKER_17]: We had this one wrong.
- 1:06[SPEAKER_17]: We thought this was going right.
- 1:08[SPEAKER_17]: It's going left.
- 1:09[SPEAKER_17]: Question is, was Brazil's election stolen again?
- 1:15[SPEAKER_17]: You tell me, uh, Brazilian presidents, Louise, and, and I know,
- 1:24[SPEAKER_17]: Sounds great.
- 1:25[SPEAKER_17]: Doesn't it?
- 1:26[SPEAKER_17]: I guess I did correctly.
- 1:27[SPEAKER_17]: Anything we're good.
- 1:28[SPEAKER_17]: There's going to Lulu.
- 1:30[SPEAKER_17]: I call him Lulu because he's got five fucking names by the way, whatever.
- 1:34[SPEAKER_17]: The guy's fucking 90 years old.
- 1:37[SPEAKER_17]: He was re-elected in a historic fourth term on Sunday, but his defeated rival and Trump ally, Senator Flavio, Balsenero, said that maybe it's Flavio.
- 1:50[SPEAKER_17]: Either way, I love both of those names.
- 1:52[SPEAKER_17]: The city would not accept the results and would mount a legal challenge.
- 1:55[SPEAKER_17]: The 80-year-old leftist, leader one, more than 51% of the votes securing a runoff victory that bucks a broader, right word, political shift across Latin America and comes after.
- 2:07[SPEAKER_17]: a campaign dominated by concerns over the cost of living crime and corruption.
- 2:13[SPEAKER_17]: Bolsonaro, who trailed Lula by about 4.4 million votes, said his team would challenge the result of the Supreme Court's last-minute ruling to extend voting by two hours.
- 2:26[SPEAKER_17]: He said it's impossible to recognize the election results given how these events unfolded.
- 2:33[SPEAKER_17]: Now, this is a very, very bizarre story.
- 2:36[SPEAKER_17]: I was tracking this yesterday's, this was going on.
- 2:42[SPEAKER_17]: Lula, got some weird growing man, Lula.
- 2:46[SPEAKER_17]: Lula said there was traffic.
- 2:49[SPEAKER_17]: voters couldn't get to the polls.
- 2:51[SPEAKER_17]: He demanded that they leave them open for another couple of extra hours in which he was down in.
- 2:56[SPEAKER_17]: And then he called the Supreme Court.
- 2:59[SPEAKER_17]: They said yes, but the guy in the Supreme Court was his own lawyer who said yes, we're going to extend the polls, which has never happened in the history of the country.
- 3:08[SPEAKER_17]: I'm sure it's fine.
- 3:09[SPEAKER_15]: Nothing to see, right?
- 3:11[SPEAKER_15]: Nothing to see there.
- 3:12[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I mean, this guy's a fucking
- 3:17[SPEAKER_15]: He gave a speech afterwards.
- 3:19[SPEAKER_15]: It is impossible to recognize the, like, this is from Bolsonaro.
- 3:25[SPEAKER_15]: It's impossible to recognize the election result.
- 3:28[SPEAKER_15]: Given how these events unfolded, fair, we will take legal action, we will ask for this election to be annulled.
- 3:35[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, if the Supreme Court is stopping the counts to give people more time to vote, I wouldn't count that.
- 3:42[SPEAKER_15]: No.
- 3:42[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it's the first time since they had presidential elections in that country that something like this has happened, that it's even the first time that the candidate has won the presidency after finishing second in the first round, which is odd.
- 3:58[SPEAKER_15]: and then Lula says I'm going to show you that we're going to change the way we govern this country we're going to we're going to give the people a greater role in our decisions.
- 4:08[SPEAKER_15]: He's been the president for 12 years.
- 4:10[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 4:12[SPEAKER_17]: The fuck's he talking about?
- 4:13[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, 12 years.
- 4:13[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I don't know.
- 4:14[SPEAKER_15]: Change when you're the incumbent for over a decade, right?
- 4:17[SPEAKER_15]: I think.
- 4:19[SPEAKER_17]: Maybe you can, man.
- 4:21[SPEAKER_17]: One of the bigger stories, though, is this line here about affordability.
- 4:27[SPEAKER_17]: Now, I've watched the news slowly shift their tone over the course of the last, it's called eight days.
- 4:34[SPEAKER_17]: These are no longer student protests.
- 4:35[SPEAKER_17]: They're finally given up on that.
- 4:38[SPEAKER_17]: But now, everybody's saying it's affordability and all these nations, that's why people are doing it, blah, blah, blah.
- 4:48[SPEAKER_17]: all these countries that there's quote-unquote riots in right now, what is the affordability crisis if the government's taking care of you and everybody's given their fair share isn't that what you wanted?
- 5:01[SPEAKER_17]: What's the what's so hard to afford, I guess?
- 5:08[SPEAKER_15]: You know, everything that Brazil's not
- 5:16[SPEAKER_15]: to handle global financial crises, which is why they were trying to piggyback on the bricks thing.
- 5:21[SPEAKER_15]: They're the B and bricks, right?
- 5:24[SPEAKER_15]: So trying to rid the world of the petro-dollar, and the petro-dollar is one of the things that makes our economy a little bit more resilient to some of this bullshit because when we have problems, it spreads, you know, there's a risk spreading, I guess you could say,
- 5:45[SPEAKER_15]: unique for us in a lot of ways.
- 5:48[SPEAKER_15]: Now with the euro in Europe, some of that happens with the individual European countries, but it does mean that a lot of countries have some sort of at least temporary vested interest in not, if not,
- 6:02[SPEAKER_15]: Dealing with us well, at least not fucking with us too hard.
- 6:06[SPEAKER_15]: Bricks was an opportunity for Russia, China, India, and Brazil to do that.
- 6:12[SPEAKER_15]: But, you know, that's pretty much gone by the wayside now.
- 6:16[SPEAKER_15]: I know China still pressing the BRI, the belt road initiative, which is kind of a reconstruction of a silk road from back in the day, but,
- 6:25[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know what political economic power Brazil has right now to be honest, and there's a lot of problems in South America when it comes to economies.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_15]: Columbia is just kind of turned around with their new president.
- 6:39[SPEAKER_15]: Venezuela's doing okay, they had some hyperinflation a couple years ago with their bouncing back now that their oil revenue was going to, you know, actually do stuff instead of just being pilfered.
- 6:52[SPEAKER_15]: So we'll see, I mean, it'll be interesting to see how this works out from Brazil because I don't think the courts are going to overturn anything, if they gave this guy two extra hours to go find votes, it seems unlikely that the courts are going to be favorable towards Bolsonaro at this point, but it'll be interesting to see how continuity of government works moving forward.
- 7:11[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, he's the incumbent, he's got all the purse strings.
- 7:14[SPEAKER_15]: What incentive does he have to change anything aside from just being afraid of getting murdered?
- 7:20[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
- 7:21[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 7:22[SPEAKER_03]: I also like to point out that despite winning the presidency, he did lose Congress.
- 7:29[SPEAKER_03]: So he does not have as much power as he had before this watch.
- 7:32[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
- 7:32[SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
- 7:34[SPEAKER_17]: The other thing that's a lot of people are bringing up, including CNBC today, we're, you know, talking about that.
- 7:40[SPEAKER_17]: And they only call him Lula by the way.
- 7:42[SPEAKER_17]: Lula wins Brazil run off after prediction markets, favored Bolsonaro.
- 7:46[SPEAKER_17]: I like how that's where we're going now.
- 7:48[SPEAKER_17]: And as that, you know, we're not going off a pole or anything else.
- 7:51[SPEAKER_17]: We're going off of prediction markets.
- 7:54[SPEAKER_17]: This will tell you, and again, we'll do this show next Monday here of how off these prediction markets are.
- 8:01[SPEAKER_17]: And it's because you're betting against real people, you're not going against Vegas or somebody like that.
- 8:06[SPEAKER_17]: So there's no set thing there, which is why I think, you know,
- 8:12[SPEAKER_17]: The investment I'm going to make next Monday into our midterms the night before is going to be heavy because
- 8:19[SPEAKER_17]: this had it by that and by four points essentially in this um but uh yeah uh and then as the odds kept going throughout the evening which you'll see uh next Tuesday when we do this live show it was down to 21% so you can pull out shifted into other candidates and all of that other stuff which is fun but um as soon as that call was made
- 8:43[SPEAKER_17]: I was it.
- 8:45[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know what else to say there.
- 8:46[SPEAKER_17]: And with you saying it's, you know, it would have to go back to the Supreme Court anyways.
- 8:52[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, you're not going to, what are you going to change there?
- 8:54[SPEAKER_15]: Well, I assume that's where they would appeal to you for an election.
- 8:57[SPEAKER_15]: I don't, they don't have.
- 8:59[SPEAKER_15]: I'm sure they have a home office or something like that, but it's not like in our states where for federal election stuff, you would go to the FEC, but for even the stuff for a federal election happens inside the states, you don't get certified by the Secretary of State, right, of the individual state.
- 9:16[SPEAKER_15]: I just don't know what Brazil's setup is for that stuff or where the appeal would go to.
- 9:21[SPEAKER_15]: I assume, since
- 9:24[SPEAKER_17]: Lulo went to the Supreme Court for his stay or whatever the fuck you want to call that then that's what would happen But yeah, I don't know Okay, now as far as the markets concerned in Brazil this is not good for them Brazil stocks plunge and This is on the surprise Lulo win.
- 9:43[SPEAKER_17]: This is Bloomberg who's saying this this even this was a surprise to him so
- 9:48[SPEAKER_17]: Hey, look, you keep the poles open in extra two hours.
- 9:52[SPEAKER_17]: Make sure your people get in there.
- 9:54[SPEAKER_17]: And then I always turn to Twitter to see what's actually happening on the streets there.
- 10:00[SPEAKER_17]: It's hard to argue against the images I've seen, coming in, blue, if you go to the streets of Brazil right now.
- 10:07[SPEAKER_17]: They're packed and people are party-induced.
- 10:09[SPEAKER_17]: So there is clearly interest in this fucking guy.
- 10:12[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know why.
- 10:13[SPEAKER_17]: Right there.
- 10:13[SPEAKER_17]: There you go.
- 10:18[SPEAKER_17]: No.
- 10:20[SPEAKER_17]: Who knows at the end of the day?
- 10:21[SPEAKER_17]: I really don't know.
- 10:23[SPEAKER_17]: I've never been to Brazil.
- 10:23[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know what the fuck goes on down there.
- 10:25[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, if they would spend this time working, probably go a little bit better for them.
- 10:31[SPEAKER_15]: One of the big problems for Brazil's economy is they haven't been able to stack.
- 10:35[SPEAKER_15]: So 214 million people.
- 10:40[SPEAKER_15]: So let's say two thirds, the size of the United States.
- 10:43[SPEAKER_15]: And I think their GDP is two and a half trillion, which is a tenth of ours.
- 10:50[SPEAKER_15]: And they have a lot of resources.
- 10:55[SPEAKER_15]: They have a lot of economic potential, but it's unusually expensive and Brazil for whatever reason and difficult to convert capital one into labor and resources into actual productivity.
- 11:12[SPEAKER_15]: Meaning, if you were looking at a balance sheet, if you were a hedge fund, you were looking at this company.
- 11:18[SPEAKER_15]: We can buy them and make them profitable and sell them off.
- 11:22[SPEAKER_15]: you would say we've got a big prop with there's a lot of potential there, but we're struggling turning worker hours into dollars.
- 11:33[SPEAKER_15]: There's a lot of waste, I guess you could say.
- 11:37[SPEAKER_15]: And like if you.
- 11:41[SPEAKER_15]: IMF, does I'm reading an IMF report right now, I'm just the headline, but are they I'm sorry, skimming, but it says the recent expansion of their economy has been driven disproportionately by increased employment, rather than productivity or investment, which means that a lot of unemployment, they employ a lot of people, their GDP goes up a little bit, but it's not like they're getting better at doing anything, they just have more of it shitty jobs right now, so it is added more McDonald's jobs, but they didn't actually
- 12:10[SPEAKER_15]: boost any real industries.
- 12:16[SPEAKER_15]: it's it's not good for them then they have a burden some business environment way worse then then the united states it's called bus our custo Brazil and it means the Brazil cost and it's about how heavily regulated everything is there because it's a fucking cartel all the South American countries are like that you can't fucking sneeze without paying somebody a bribe collection of taxes bureaucracy regulation logistics issues
- 12:43[SPEAKER_15]: All this stuff make it really difficult to turn that into a high-functioning, a high-functioning economy.
- 12:51[SPEAKER_15]: And, you know, how do you solve that?
- 12:56[SPEAKER_15]: Because that's a cultural issue, right?
- 12:58[SPEAKER_15]: It's a cultural issue.
- 13:00[SPEAKER_15]: It isn't just that they have all these,
- 13:08[SPEAKER_15]: log jam regulations and hidden taxes and all this other bullshit they have a fucking nickname for it because that's how it is down there and as a result people don't want to fuck a work right people like if you're the candidate who
- 13:23[SPEAKER_15]: who runs in lean years and on the left, then you're probably gonna lose and Bolsonaro senior wins.
- 13:35[SPEAKER_15]: And once things are going better and a leftist comes into power and says he's gonna give you a bunch of free shit in that culture, you're gonna take it.
- 13:43[SPEAKER_15]: That's just the way it is.
- 13:45[SPEAKER_15]: You know, and when some guy comes along and starts selling you personal responsibility, again, we'll guess how fucking easy that is to sell, brother, not not easy.
- 13:54[SPEAKER_15]: Um, high taxes in large government expenditures, plus an adequate investment means that you're not going to fucking have private business growing a lot, which is why he made that comment about we're going to give the people a lot more decision-making power after this election.
- 14:08[SPEAKER_15]: No, you won't.
- 14:09[SPEAKER_15]: No, you aren't.
- 14:10[SPEAKER_15]: Well, the fuck would you, so I don't know what, um,
- 14:15[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know what exactly is going to happen here, because you would think a guy running from the left.
- 14:21[SPEAKER_15]: He's been in power for 12 years now, right?
- 14:22[SPEAKER_15]: You think a guy running from the left would have been investing in infrastructure.
- 14:26[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, even here, it was half a scam, but at least some stuff got built, Salindra, like all the solar stuff was all a scam, but there was some infrastructure repair even during the Obama administration.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_15]: They didn't do shit down there.
- 14:45[SPEAKER_15]: uh, is not great either.
- 14:47[SPEAKER_15]: So what are you going to do?
- 14:49[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 14:49[SPEAKER_15]: I think there's, I can't think of a fucking way that they're going to pull themselves out of this.
- 14:55[SPEAKER_17]: I can't either until this guy dies in like an hour, probably, um, just because of old age.
- 15:01[SPEAKER_17]: Nothing nefarious, but, um, if you're looking at this, because I've read a bunch of other columns this morning saying hey, this is a signal towards Trump.
- 15:09[SPEAKER_17]: Um, that, you know, the right isn't going to take back over everything, leading into midterms and all this other shits, um, which, you know, I don't think that Brazil election has anything to do with ours.
- 15:22[SPEAKER_15]: But it's completely separate cultures.
- 15:24[SPEAKER_17]: They're trying to paint it as that, um, because Trump is friends with the guy who's running down in Brazil.
- 15:29[SPEAKER_15]: Who said that?
- 15:31[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, all, every fucking article there is, um, let me see here.
- 15:35[SPEAKER_17]: New York Times, I don't know if it's the title of this kind of year if you're a million apps.
- 15:40[SPEAKER_17]: The AP, like the AP's article this morning was Lula's when in Brazil, Bucks a regional shift to the right and denies Trump a powerful ally.
- 15:48[SPEAKER_15]: That's true, that doesn't mean it has any effect on our elections, necessarily.
- 15:55[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know what they mean when they say Trump is.
- 15:57[SPEAKER_15]: The reality is that Lula has very limited power.
- 16:01[SPEAKER_15]: Now especially since he lost their parliament, or Congress, or whatever the fuck they call it down there, he's going to have a much harder time getting stuff done.
- 16:10[SPEAKER_15]: Don't be surprised if he and Trump don't become friends over the next two years.
- 16:15[SPEAKER_15]: because he's going to have to argue back to moderation to not lose and not have a snap election call or something like that.
- 16:23[SPEAKER_15]: There's no way, right?
- 16:24[SPEAKER_15]: Like if the rest of the world is pulling out,
- 16:28[SPEAKER_15]: I'm sorry, the rest of your region is pulling out of rough economic times and you're just fucking flat line.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_15]: That's the biggest country down there, Brazil is a largest country by population and by size and it is a wealth of resources as well.
- 16:41[SPEAKER_15]: If you start to see Venezuela and Colombia and so on and so forth, go past you, then that's going to make him very, very unpopular.
- 16:51[SPEAKER_15]: So you can't afford to do that.
- 16:53[SPEAKER_15]: Frankly, I don't think you can, even with China and Russia's help, but I don't think you had to afford to do that.
- 16:58[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, what was the other one?
- 16:59[SPEAKER_17]: The Trumpism.
- 17:01[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, yeah.
- 17:01[SPEAKER_17]: That was time.
- 17:02[SPEAKER_17]: Magazine.
- 17:04[SPEAKER_17]: You know, this is the shift away towards Trumpism.
- 17:06[SPEAKER_17]: I'm reading the rest of this APR to call here.
- 17:08[SPEAKER_17]: A ball scenario of victory.
- 17:10[SPEAKER_17]: This is very interesting.
- 17:11[SPEAKER_17]: A ball scenario of victory would have left.
- 17:15[SPEAKER_17]: Mexico's Claudia Shine Bomb.
- 17:17[SPEAKER_17]: Get all your Shine Bomb is the only progressive presidents among the region's powerhouses, which
- 17:26[SPEAKER_17]: Holy shit, like I didn't think about it like that, but you're right.
- 17:31[SPEAKER_17]: You would have had all South America at that point, and then Mexico is Mexico who knows.
- 17:37[SPEAKER_17]: She seems like a puppet installed there because we haven't had any problems with Mexico.
- 17:41[SPEAKER_17]: It's my knowledge unless you know differently.
- 17:43[SPEAKER_17]: Ever since she's taken over, matter of fact that appears as if she's personally given up some of the cartel for some of these drones strikes have been happening down there.
- 17:52[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, my guess is their just doing secario, they're whittling it down to one group.
- 18:01[SPEAKER_15]: Did they get to work with?
- 18:03[SPEAKER_15]: That would be honestly, like we all want to think, oh, let's go out and destroy all the evil in the world.
- 18:09[SPEAKER_15]: All right, cool.
- 18:10[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, that's a full-time job.
- 18:12[SPEAKER_15]: And...
- 18:13[SPEAKER_15]: It's a bit of a whack-a-mole, too, because you pop a dozen of them and then two dozen pop-up here and there, unless you're going to kill tens of thousands of people, because that's what it would take, really.
- 18:28[SPEAKER_15]: And I don't know that Western governments, even in Mexico, or comfortable, something like that.
- 18:35[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I think the best possible strategy is to
- 18:41[SPEAKER_15]: get it down to one cartel.
- 18:45[SPEAKER_15]: or maybe regional, because they're going to do stuff.
- 18:51[SPEAKER_15]: And you find the ones that are willing to negotiate, they're not going to do human, like you're not going to fucking do human trafficking in this country.
- 18:59[SPEAKER_15]: The drugs we'll deal with, we don't want human trafficking, we don't want fentanyl.
- 19:03[SPEAKER_15]: Everything else you can do it over the fuck you want basically.
- 19:06[SPEAKER_15]: We'll arrest your low-level guys from time to time, but we're not going to use a lot of federal resources to come after your latinants and your brass.
- 19:13[SPEAKER_15]: Um, in the meantime, you provide intelligence to us on the people who are doing human trafficking, the people who are selling fentanyl brain across the board and we'll fucking kill them.
- 19:22[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, that's a pretty good deal, I think, because people are going to get drugs.
- 19:26[SPEAKER_15]: If they can't find them, they'll make them in their fucking bathtub, just like they always have.
- 19:31[SPEAKER_15]: This drugs are drugs, man.
- 19:33[SPEAKER_15]: They're going to fucking, no one's ever sold one.
- 19:35[SPEAKER_15]: They sold themselves every single time.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_15]: Um, so I think that's, like,
- 19:41[SPEAKER_15]: limiting the violence in the deaths.
- 19:43[SPEAKER_15]: It should be the real goal for this.
- 19:46[SPEAKER_15]: Otherwise, what's the fucking point?
- 19:48[SPEAKER_17]: And maybe it is.
- 19:49[SPEAKER_17]: But interestingly enough, after that article pops up in the AP, the next one up was one that nobody was talking about, and this was Serbia.
- 19:57[SPEAKER_17]: Serbia's populist strongman, Alexander Vuchik, dominated that country for 14 years, then came the students and they got a far right guy in there who won last night.
- 20:12[SPEAKER_17]: So, you know, I'll go back to the articles in the headlines earlier about Lula.
- 20:19[SPEAKER_17]: Most of them failed, except for the AP, and I'll, you know, maybe credit there, I guess, on this one.
- 20:24[SPEAKER_17]: You did have this article directly after it, but nobody's talking about that.
- 20:29[SPEAKER_17]: There's no U.S. mainstream outlet that's talking about that.
- 20:32[SPEAKER_17]: That's another country though that's gone in the far right.
- 20:35[SPEAKER_17]: So it's like, and it's students.
- 20:38[SPEAKER_17]: I find it very interesting that it's students.
- 20:40[SPEAKER_17]: This isn't old people or anything else.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_17]: The students wanted this.
- 20:43[SPEAKER_17]: And it's, you know, has to do with crime and everything else.
- 20:47[SPEAKER_17]: All the shit that essentially we're fighting for here.
- 20:50[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, I think I think a bigger part of it than just crime because Serbia and Croatia were neighbors.
- 20:59[SPEAKER_15]: are largely, and Bosnia is only great too, but they're largely run by the mob.
- 21:07[SPEAKER_15]: And like, I don't mean the levers of government or anything, but I mean, don't go there fucking around, because Eastern European miles will fucking bear you in the goddamn middle and nowhere.
- 21:20[SPEAKER_15]: But I think this is a bigger, like if you look on a world map,
- 21:26[SPEAKER_15]: We are currently building a wall between Europe and Russia.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_15]: Poland is a really close ally of ours.
- 21:34[SPEAKER_15]: You've noticed the Czech Republic and Slovakia turning heel against this fucking rampant immigration bullshit.
- 21:40[SPEAKER_15]: And now Serbia has got a far right guy as well.
- 21:44[SPEAKER_15]: And...
- 21:45[SPEAKER_15]: aside from hungry who sits in the middle of Salachi and Serbia right there, you've kind of built a land border between Russia and Western Europe.
- 21:59[SPEAKER_15]: And I don't think that's unintentional, I think that's probably where our agency is focusing their attention right now.
- 22:04[SPEAKER_15]: It'd be very curious to see what happens in the hungry, or what continues to happen in hungry.
- 22:11[SPEAKER_15]: because they lost what's his name last year or earlier this year lost what was his name?
- 22:22[SPEAKER_15]: Kobe Bryant pocket cameras name.
- 22:23[SPEAKER_15]: Kobe Bryant time in helicopter or bond.
- 22:27[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, I like to run.
- 22:28[SPEAKER_03]: He was just, yeah, nominated for the UN.
- 22:31[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, he was, or bond is a very anti-immigration dude who was the prime minister there for a number of years.
- 22:40[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know who took.
- 22:43[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know what the deal with the guy who took over for him is.
- 22:47[SPEAKER_15]: with regard he was an EU guy before I think or yeah you guys but I don't know specifically what his immigration policy is if he's still like kind of anti all this crazy immigration stuff then I don't think that's a loss necessarily but Orban was a big one right so all things being an equal Poland all the way down to Serbia would have been or maybe still is
- 23:17[SPEAKER_15]: anti-immigration wall and you say why does that matter your Russians aren't immigrating into Europe.
- 23:22[SPEAKER_15]: No, but they are into or North Africans are into Germany and Italy and France and the Netherlands and Belgium.
- 23:36[SPEAKER_15]: all over the place and those that's like the next group of countries over going into western Europe and now you see like this land border right down from north south straight down towards albanian Greece and shit like that it's like all right there kind of makes sense to me it makes sense to me that we would target something like that
- 23:56[SPEAKER_15]: And like the news media is too stupid to figure any of the stuff out, right?
- 24:02[SPEAKER_15]: Serbian doesn't matter who gives a fuck about Serbia.
- 24:04[SPEAKER_15]: Well, it's a big fucking piece of land between Western Europe and Russia.
- 24:08[SPEAKER_15]: Yes, who's constantly a threat, not in reality, right?
- 24:13[SPEAKER_15]: not in reality.
- 24:14[SPEAKER_15]: They're trying to build the conditions under which they would be a threat.
- 24:17[SPEAKER_15]: That's the issue with Russia.
- 24:19[SPEAKER_15]: They're trying to weaken all the countries around them by facilitating a legal immigration, running information operations, China stealing IP, and trying to leverage all that, and blah, blah, blah.
- 24:30[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
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- 31:19[SPEAKER_17]: And you know, I was watching these riots in Milan over the weekend.
- 31:24[SPEAKER_17]: That was another country that it extended into.
- 31:35[SPEAKER_17]: But the media is now calling it the lost generation.
- 31:41[SPEAKER_17]: And the lost generation in Italy, and this was in regards to Italy specifically in some of these other European countries that are all going to the same shit.
- 31:50[SPEAKER_17]: And yeah, you're looking at the scenes behind me here on Patreon.
- 31:54[SPEAKER_17]: Thank you, Luke.
- 31:58[SPEAKER_17]: Why are you calling this a lost generation?
- 32:00[SPEAKER_17]: You allowed a bunch of immigrants to flood your fucking country.
- 32:03[SPEAKER_17]: And now you're roughly, let's call it, four to five years in on this huge movement.
- 32:09[SPEAKER_17]: Some of them are a little bit longer.
- 32:10[SPEAKER_17]: I know Germany started earlier.
- 32:13[SPEAKER_17]: And you're saying, oh, we didn't do enough to take care of these guys.
- 32:17[SPEAKER_17]: And that's why they're bouncing off the windows.
- 32:18[SPEAKER_17]: Go to that last clip.
- 32:19[SPEAKER_17]: You just have their blook.
- 32:21[SPEAKER_17]: That's why we just didn't do enough.
- 32:25[SPEAKER_17]: To help out these immigrants and get them good jobs and all that other shit and this is why they're doing all the shit they're doing now.
- 32:32[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, it's total bullshit.
- 32:33[SPEAKER_17]: That's probably up.
- 32:34[SPEAKER_17]: I mean, it's just absolute fucking horseshit here.
- 32:38[SPEAKER_15]: Multiculturalism is like spending 2,500 years aging the perfect whiskey, then topping it off with every bottom shelf bottle behind the bar because the glass needed diversity.
- 32:55[SPEAKER_15]: Multiculturalism in America is like spending 25 hundred years building a cathedral and then letting every jackass with a sledgehammer remodel it to express themselves One more Multiculturalism in America is like spending 25 hundred years building a house Then ripping out the low bearing walls because they were exclusionary and acting shocked when the whole shit box capes in
- 33:17[SPEAKER_15]: get these people to fuck out of here.
- 33:19[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 33:19[SPEAKER_17]: And this isn't a lost generation.
- 33:22[SPEAKER_17]: This is lost politics.
- 33:24[SPEAKER_17]: And you thought it would be a good idea to repopulate your country or make it younger.
- 33:31[SPEAKER_17]: When really, it's just policy.
- 33:32[SPEAKER_17]: I mean, you look at Italy, for example.
- 33:34[SPEAKER_17]: I know you've always been a big fan of Italy, obviously, and so recently.
- 33:38[SPEAKER_17]: But wasn't the retirement age there, like 55?
- 33:42[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, it's something stupid.
- 33:44[SPEAKER_17]: And I think France was pretty low as well.
- 33:47[SPEAKER_17]: And to me, that's what happened at all caught up, right?
- 33:51[SPEAKER_17]: I'm in, and then you're taking care of,
- 33:54[SPEAKER_17]: of all these people who are, how many use air quotes around the road were to old, because they're not at 55, and then you, you're going to take care of them for another what 30 years, and as they live forever, like sorry, that's not it either.
- 34:07[SPEAKER_17]: So, yeah, I don't know how the rest of this is going to shake out, because as it was pointed out, numerous times on Twitter over the weekend, which we'll lead into our next story here about souring on socialism,
- 34:23[SPEAKER_17]: A lot of people over the weekend were pointing out all of these places that all this is happening and saying, I don't understand.
- 34:30[SPEAKER_17]: This is what socialism was supposed to fix.
- 34:33[SPEAKER_17]: this wage gap, this inequality, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
- 34:39[SPEAKER_17]: And we're going to give you some free shits for a few years, you're going to get back on your feet and figure out your life and then guess what?
- 34:48[SPEAKER_17]: Nobody's figuring it out and getting along with their life.
- 34:50[SPEAKER_17]: And this souring on socialism thing is an excellent point here.
- 34:55[SPEAKER_17]: Because one of the big stories is this small thing.
- 34:59[SPEAKER_17]: Trump's been using it all weekend long at all these rallies.
- 35:02[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know, again, whatever that cocktails that guy is on, I fucking want them in my life because it is insane.
- 35:09[SPEAKER_17]: How much energy he has to do three or four of these fucking rallies every single day to help these people out.
- 35:14[SPEAKER_17]: But, you know,
- 35:17[SPEAKER_17]: The Somalia thing, it's 90% right now.
- 35:21[SPEAKER_17]: 90% of Somalians in Minnesota, 10 years later, are still on welfare.
- 35:26[SPEAKER_17]: 10% are getting jobs.
- 35:28[SPEAKER_17]: So the numbers are there, the data's there.
- 35:31[SPEAKER_17]: All of it's incorrect.
- 35:33[SPEAKER_17]: I hope when people go to the ballot next to the ballot box, next Tuesday, they'll see that socialism clearly doesn't fucking work.
- 35:40[SPEAKER_17]: And it's not working in these other countries.
- 35:42[SPEAKER_17]: And it definitely isn't going to work here.
- 35:47[SPEAKER_17]: I'm going to bet against it on calcium.
- 35:48[SPEAKER_17]: I'm just telling you that right now.
- 35:50[SPEAKER_17]: Most of these fucking people, I'm going against next week.
- 35:55[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know if they're sponsored in the show today or not.
- 35:57[SPEAKER_17]: I don't really give a fuck to be honest with you.
- 35:58[SPEAKER_17]: But I'm going, I'm going after the money here because I don't believe a lot of these fucking states and I wonder, with the riots we've seen over the weekends,
- 36:07[SPEAKER_17]: In socialist countries, with these socialists, candidates running, saying, oh, fuck man, we're on the verge of this, because crucial swing states, voters have become increasingly troubled by the rise of the Democratic Socialists of America and the far left in general, a major warning sign for Dems ahead of the midterms, a new poll shows.
- 36:28[SPEAKER_17]: What poll was that?
- 36:30[SPEAKER_17]: Because right now it says when asked about their views of the DSA, 56% of respondents indicated that they had unfavorable views towards socialism, and that's up from 50% September.
- 36:42[SPEAKER_17]: I remember this poll.
- 36:43[SPEAKER_17]: I just can't remember it, Luke.
- 36:44[SPEAKER_17]: What's the name of it?
- 36:45[SPEAKER_03]: Who was the top of this voter trust on ideology and the economy?
- 36:49[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, who's running this?
- 36:52[SPEAKER_03]: It's Americans for Prosperity.org.
- 36:55[SPEAKER_17]: I know what media's outlet.
- 36:57[SPEAKER_17]: Near post.
- 36:58[SPEAKER_17]: What is the near post?
- 36:59[SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
- 37:00[SPEAKER_17]: Look, at least it's something I guess, right?
- 37:03[SPEAKER_17]: The they do.
- 37:05[SPEAKER_17]: go fucking right but uh... i think these numbers are actually probably pretty correct and you see guys like bill more and all that other shit talking about it all the time uh... let's go through it here unfavorable view of uh... socialist party fifty six percent uh... democratic party controlled by the far left fifty nine percent uh... trust in democrats and cost of living forty five percent uh... trust in republicans and cost of living
- 37:32[SPEAKER_17]: 36% there.
- 37:33[SPEAKER_17]: Um, what do you think about these?
- 37:35[SPEAKER_17]: I actually think these are probably pretty close.
- 37:38[SPEAKER_15]: Um, I, I mean, I don't know.
- 37:41[SPEAKER_15]: I don't believe any of this shit.
- 37:44[SPEAKER_15]: I, I pulling is just, it seems to be complete nonsense to me.
- 37:50[SPEAKER_15]: Americans for prosperity is, um,
- 37:54[SPEAKER_15]: uh... believe it was started by the co-brothers but sure uh... and it was there the ones that champions uh... what he call it uh... citizen united uh... i believe they also wrote the models legislation to bust all the unions in and was caught in the stuff like that's one of those organizations
- 38:14[SPEAKER_15]: So I don't, I mean, they've got an agenda.
- 38:16[SPEAKER_15]: What, here, you gotta ask yourself this, a private organization backed by billion dollar companies is producing an intelligence report for what?
- 38:27[SPEAKER_15]: And, like, who is the audience for it?
- 38:31[SPEAKER_15]: And then what are they trying to tell that audience?
- 38:34[SPEAKER_15]: And what benefit is it to them to tell the truth about anything?
- 38:40[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know, out of the goodness of their billion dollar hard.
- 38:43[SPEAKER_15]: Right, I don't believe in it, shit.
- 38:44[SPEAKER_17]: I don't either.
- 38:45[SPEAKER_17]: But I do believe this about the Democratic Socialist thing.
- 38:48[SPEAKER_17]: I really do.
- 38:49[SPEAKER_17]: I think a lot of these candidates are going to lose.
- 38:52[SPEAKER_15]: Well, the broader, I mean, it gets to depends on the, like, how crazy you are.
- 38:58[SPEAKER_15]: A lot of Democrats gave Illinois Mars shit today, because she's doing some event with Hassan Piker, who's just a communist, right?
- 39:11[SPEAKER_15]: And it's like stop talking about the DSA stop talking about European socialist stop talking about the red green alliance because people are too stupid to know what any of that means just call him communist because that's what they are.
- 39:27[SPEAKER_15]: They're communists in one state or another.
- 39:30[SPEAKER_15]: They're either communists on the rise or communists in fact.
- 39:34[SPEAKER_15]: And is there really any difference between the two?
- 39:37[SPEAKER_15]: No, no.
- 39:39[SPEAKER_15]: Right.
- 39:39[SPEAKER_15]: It's an IED setting on the side of the road near about to dry past it.
- 39:44[SPEAKER_15]: Just treat it like that.
- 39:45[SPEAKER_15]: Communism is evil.
- 39:48[SPEAKER_15]: And it must be treated as evil.
- 39:52[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 39:52[SPEAKER_17]: And if you're looking at it here,
- 39:56[SPEAKER_17]: The amount of fucking press or money, I guess, more importantly, that's being pumped into this Abdul-Elsaid guy is insane to me, dude, absolutely insane.
- 40:07[SPEAKER_17]: It's got to be him in Tallarico.
- 40:08[SPEAKER_17]: Those are the two most expensive ones I would imagine, right?
- 40:12[SPEAKER_17]: In the nation right now?
- 40:13[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I think Schumer just sent a bunch of money down for Tallarico.
- 40:17[SPEAKER_15]: Probably for gender-resignment surgery.
- 40:19[SPEAKER_15]: I know it's not for the haircut, because that's a super cut haircut.
- 40:22[SPEAKER_15]: Sure.
- 40:22[SPEAKER_15]: You're going to look at pull up that guy's haircut.
- 40:26[SPEAKER_15]: for Chuck Schumer.
- 40:27[SPEAKER_15]: No.
- 40:28[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, Talorega.
- 40:29[SPEAKER_17]: How do we go?
- 40:29[SPEAKER_15]: That's super cuts haircut.
- 40:31[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, that's yours.
- 40:32[SPEAKER_17]: That's a fun one.
- 40:36[SPEAKER_06]: Look at that guy.
- 40:38[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, that's a fucking gay marshmallow with hair.
- 40:41[SPEAKER_15]: I think he would tell us.
- 40:42[SPEAKER_15]: Alfredi Newman.
- 40:44[SPEAKER_17]: Okay, yeah, dude, this is absolutely fucking nuts.
- 40:49[SPEAKER_15]: Sometimes I sit around and think about people who exist and just don't need to, like this not not like I would do anything or anything like that, just like I know for a fact you shouldn't exist.
- 41:01[SPEAKER_15]: I can tell by your genetics that you barely made it here.
- 41:07[SPEAKER_15]: You know what I mean, so maybe just be thankful for barely having made it in this like this age of life and shut the fuck up.
- 41:13[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, just in life in general, this guy was probably destined to be a stain on something, right?
- 41:21[SPEAKER_15]: Swallowed or a stain or a cripple or something.
- 41:25[SPEAKER_15]: He looks like he barely dodged something.
- 41:27[SPEAKER_15]: Like he got out by the skin of his teeth, which is probably a skin on his teeth because he's a fucking mutant.
- 41:33[SPEAKER_15]: And here he is lecturing people about trans kids.
- 41:37[SPEAKER_15]: Shut the fuck up.
- 41:39[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I mean if you, does this know gratitude in life anymore?
- 41:42[SPEAKER_15]: Gratitude, if there was real gratitude left in the West, a guy like this would shut the fuck up.
- 41:48[SPEAKER_15]: He was like, man, I'm so glad.
- 41:52[SPEAKER_15]: So glad that I made it this foreign life without somebody, just wiping me off the face of the earth.
- 41:59[SPEAKER_15]: You know what I mean?
- 41:59[SPEAKER_15]: But that's how it is.
- 42:01[SPEAKER_15]: And by the way, somebody might include his mother.
- 42:05[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, but however, however she wanted to do that, either dodging it or swallowing it or whatever, like I'm not a doctor, I don't know how that works.
- 42:14[SPEAKER_17]: That clip you played actually is, yeah, I'll send it to you, but I play the audio on it.
- 42:20[SPEAKER_17]: Check your DMs real quick for Tyler, you go.
- 42:24[SPEAKER_17]: Now, I see running as a socialist candidate or not.
- 42:27[SPEAKER_17]: No, yeah, just a Democrat, right?
- 42:30[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, press play on this clip.
- 42:35[SPEAKER_06]: Jesus do if he visited the Texas legislature.
- 42:39[SPEAKER_06]: I think he would tell us blessed are the trans children who were bullied.
- 42:47[SPEAKER_17]: What?
- 42:48[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 42:49[SPEAKER_17]: And I think that was what Jesus do.
- 42:51[SPEAKER_17]: That's the top of his list of Jesus' things to do list.
- 42:57[SPEAKER_15]: Trans kids.
- 42:58[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I think maybe Jesus would say, Hey, um, there's a lot of mental illness on this earth, and there's only one that we're demanding everybody participate in.
- 43:12[SPEAKER_15]: That's the one where you think you're something you're not.
- 43:16[SPEAKER_15]: There's no political ad for how to treat people with schizophrenia.
- 43:22[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, man, you think you're fucking, uh, uh,
- 43:28[SPEAKER_15]: No, you know, your name is David, you have a cock, right?
- 43:36[SPEAKER_17]: Elon starting to use his money by the way, he posted a video earlier here, blue, you can play through the hits, it's how to re-kill, look, to dump this much money into Texas, it's gotta be close.
- 43:53[SPEAKER_17]: Otherwise, people would back away.
- 43:55[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, I don't agree with that.
- 43:56[SPEAKER_17]: I, well, look you, uh, awesome in Georgia.
- 43:58[SPEAKER_17]: Nobody's saying a fucking word there.
- 44:00[SPEAKER_17]: They're just pretty much conceding.
- 44:01[SPEAKER_17]: That's it.
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- 44:14[SPEAKER_06]: Christianity is a feminist religion on the police.
- 44:18[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't care, I was rich to be the defund the police.
- 44:21[SPEAKER_06]: Is considered off-limits in our political debate on his own race.
- 44:25[SPEAKER_06]: For me, prophetic voices like Jesus have helped me wreck in with my own whiteness on your guns.
- 44:30[SPEAKER_02]: And I think so the salt weapon is based on the table.
- 44:32[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
- 44:33[SPEAKER_02]: On your kids.
- 44:34[SPEAKER_06]: If you deny your child's gender identity, that's incredibly harmful.
- 44:38[SPEAKER_06]: And whether or not we can, we label it with the term abuse.
- 44:41[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, it's abusive for sure.
- 44:44[SPEAKER_14]: On ice.
- 44:45[SPEAKER_06]: It is time to tear down this secret police force.
- 44:50[SPEAKER_14]: on being white.
- 44:51[SPEAKER_06]: If you come from a place of privilege, which I have my entire life as a white boy growing up in Texas, times it's a painful process to learn about the ways in which I've been complicit in the impression of marginalized people in the state.
- 45:04[SPEAKER_14]: If you decide the child's gender, tell a Rigo says.
- 45:07[SPEAKER_06]: I just want to clarify that I don't think gender identity is something people can see differently.
- 45:13[SPEAKER_06]: There's only one person who can determine a child's gender identity and that's the child.
- 45:17[SPEAKER_05]: So right there when you defend it, the drugs.
- 45:20[SPEAKER_05]: When is your favorite drag queen in Texas?
- 45:21[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, probably you'll have said it.
- 45:23[SPEAKER_05]: Well said, we're talking about what you mean.
- 45:24[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you so much.
- 45:25[SPEAKER_17]: On prisons.
- 45:26[SPEAKER_17]: I didn't know your favorite drag queen.
- 45:28[SPEAKER_17]: That's fun.
- 45:29[SPEAKER_06]: Is violence?
- 45:30[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
- 45:31[SPEAKER_06]: Prison is violence.
- 45:33[SPEAKER_06]: People don't belong in cages.
- 45:36[SPEAKER_06]: It's hard to imagine a world without prisons, but it's also hard to imagine a world without telegrams and cassette tapes.
- 45:42[SPEAKER_06]: On masculinity.
- 45:43[SPEAKER_06]: You don't need to sit and cry over, you know, your whiteness or your masculinity.
- 45:48[SPEAKER_01]: Something that you love that's not family or friends.
- 45:54[SPEAKER_06]: I love, I'm just saying this because it's on my mind, the trans children who showed up yesterday at the state capital.
- 46:03[SPEAKER_06]: You saw it in the anti-LGBTQ legislation, including the bill that would have denied gender-affirming health care to trans children.
- 46:10[SPEAKER_04]: All these ideologies stem from this, this Christian fascism on gender.
- 46:16[SPEAKER_06]: So gender, as you and I both know, is something that the medical profession acknowledges is a spectrum.
- 46:24[SPEAKER_06]: Modern society, obviously recognizes that there are many more than two biological sexes.
- 46:30[SPEAKER_06]: In fact, there are six on abortion.
- 46:32[SPEAKER_06]: I want to acknowledge that our trans community needs abortion care too.
- 46:36[SPEAKER_14]: What does James Talerego call women?
- 46:38[SPEAKER_14]: Neighbors with a uterus?
- 46:40[SPEAKER_14]: Every one of our neighbors with the uterus became the property of the state.
- 46:45[SPEAKER_06]: Count on of our neighbors with the uterus to be able to control their own body.
- 46:48[SPEAKER_06]: Everyone with uterus in our state on girls sports.
- 46:51[SPEAKER_06]: The way I bought for transit in legislature is how I will back from the U.S. And my position hasn't changed.
- 46:57[SPEAKER_06]: I still think we should be local decision.
- 47:00[SPEAKER_06]: I think we have to understand, especially for the white educators that are on this call, that these violent hierarchies, these systems, white supremacy, heteropatriarchy, economic exploitation, and
- 47:26[SPEAKER_06]: those things have colonized our own minds on Texas oil.
- 47:32[SPEAKER_06]: We all know that Texas has been a leader in oil and gas, but in many ways that's like being a leader in cassette tapes in the 1980s that industry is not going to last.
- 47:39[SPEAKER_06]: What you eat?
- 47:40[SPEAKER_06]: It is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption and that we try to respect animals in all aspects of society.
- 47:49[SPEAKER_06]: And so I am proud
- 47:55[SPEAKER_14]: and on the America flag.
- 47:56[SPEAKER_14]: But the American flag is such a complicated symbol for most of us.
- 48:00[SPEAKER_14]: That's James Talerego.
- 48:01[SPEAKER_14]: That's not in his own words.
- 48:03[SPEAKER_14]: He told you who he is.
- 48:05[SPEAKER_14]: Talerego.
- 48:05[SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
- 48:06[SPEAKER_17]: You're good here.
- 48:07[SPEAKER_17]: So this has 44 million views on Twitter alone, since it was posted the other day.
- 48:14[SPEAKER_17]: And they are pumping money into the states over the next week.
- 48:20[SPEAKER_17]: And it's coming from everywhere.
- 48:21[SPEAKER_17]: You said, Schumer just gave money to him.
- 48:24[SPEAKER_15]: Musk is giving money to Paxton, I think Bloomberg got involved somehow to, I don't know, in which race or maybe it was some, maybe it was multiple races.
- 48:36[SPEAKER_15]: There's only one race that matters.
- 48:38[SPEAKER_15]: Yep, that's why people come on.
- 48:44[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, Bloomberg, the car company.
- 48:46[SPEAKER_15]: It's B.E.R.
- 48:47[SPEAKER_15]: G.
- 48:52[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I don't know that spending in the area is indicative of anything in particular, I mean.
- 49:01[SPEAKER_15]: I do think it's likely that people like Bloomberg and or wait, that was for the Texas Railroad Commissioner.
- 49:10[SPEAKER_15]: He gave two and a half minutes.
- 49:12[SPEAKER_03]: That was that was six years ago.
- 49:13[SPEAKER_03]: That's what shard was.
- 49:14[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, that's funny.
- 49:16[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I think it's an indicator that people want to get involved and there's media companies trying to
- 49:22[SPEAKER_15]: make and run advertising and GOTV campaigns in taxes that are perfectly willing to take a lot of you don't must money.
- 49:29[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 49:30[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, but not I don't think that raises close.
- 49:32[SPEAKER_15]: There's no way this.
- 49:33[SPEAKER_15]: I don't believe that.
- 49:34[SPEAKER_17]: I still have not seen Paxton out though.
- 49:37[SPEAKER_17]: That's the that's the and again, maybe he's just sitting it out all together and just waiting for exactly what has happened is happening.
- 49:46[SPEAKER_17]: Um, every time this guy goes out to speak, it's some other fuck up and then he's retracting a statement from one of these statements that he's made, uh, over and over and over again, uh, daily wired to the peace on him where, um, they had a hidden camera on him and he said, yeah, my, my stance on trans hasn't fucking changed at all.
- 50:03[SPEAKER_17]: So, um,
- 50:04[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, uh, we'll find out, but uh, Elon and those guys are starting to go hard here.
- 50:12[SPEAKER_17]: Um, let's, uh, let's hit calcium one more time.
- 50:16[SPEAKER_17]: What do we got here?
- 50:17[SPEAKER_03]: Um, so on the Texas Senate, Talerego is at 64%.
- 50:22[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
- 50:24[SPEAKER_03]: Hasn't really changed since last time we do.
- 50:25[SPEAKER_03]: No.
- 50:27[SPEAKER_03]: Um, besides that, we can look at.
- 50:29[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I go to Michigan one more time.
- 50:31[SPEAKER_17]: Michigan.
- 50:32[SPEAKER_17]: We're a week out.
- 50:33[SPEAKER_17]: 65% for Abdul al-Said.
- 50:34[SPEAKER_03]: The actual poll has him at 48.1%.
- 50:35[SPEAKER_03]: Mike Rogers is at 45.3%.
- 50:36[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I don't know if I would go to an actual polling website if you want.
- 50:50[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, it's within the margin of error.
- 50:52[SPEAKER_17]: It's usually three to four points, I think.
- 50:54[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, but again, who are these polls?
- 50:58[SPEAKER_17]: We uncovered that story last week where people are just creating fake polls and then citing them in all the other shit, we really need to do is go out and vote.
- 51:08[SPEAKER_17]: But this will tell you, I think.
- 51:09[SPEAKER_17]: This is a nice bell weather coming up next Tuesday of whether or not this movement has any legs.
- 51:15[SPEAKER_17]: Because let's say, who do you think of the biggest hits out of next week?
- 51:20[SPEAKER_17]: Say you'd probably?
- 51:22[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I don't think Talery goes in play.
- 51:24[SPEAKER_15]: I think Said is the big one.
- 51:26[SPEAKER_15]: Susan Collins and Maine against you.
- 51:28[SPEAKER_17]: No, I mean, as far as like the socialist, you know, this fucking crazy, Miltroy Jackson is a socialist anymore.
- 51:34[SPEAKER_17]: So fucked his cousin.
- 51:36[SPEAKER_15]: Now that's not just socialist to do that.
- 51:40[SPEAKER_15]: That's very southern as well, so shout out luck out from Georgia.
- 51:44[SPEAKER_15]: I have to say that at least, but some I mean, I'll people who want to protect their bloodline too.
- 51:48[SPEAKER_15]: Obviously.
- 51:49[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, you know, you don't want to bring like the The McPoils does anybody know who that is.
- 51:54[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, it's always sunny.
- 51:57[SPEAKER_15]: Jimmy Smith.
- 51:57[SPEAKER_15]: He's it's so funny.
- 51:58[SPEAKER_15]: Jimmy Simpson.
- 51:59[SPEAKER_15]: Simpson.
- 51:59[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, he's such a great actor But he's a fucking he's in dark matter too, which is a great show if you haven't seen it.
- 52:06[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I don't
- 52:08[SPEAKER_15]: Troy Jackson to straight up socialist, um, Saturday to straight up socialist.
- 52:11[SPEAKER_15]: I don't remember who the, um, the challenger in Alaska is.
- 52:18[SPEAKER_15]: To Mercalscan.
- 52:19[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I don't remember who it was.
- 52:20[SPEAKER_15]: I don't, I don't recall it being a super crazy person.
- 52:24[SPEAKER_15]: And then Amy acting in Ohio is a fucking lunatic.
- 52:27[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, she's socialist.
- 52:28[SPEAKER_03]: It's Mary Peltolla against Dan Sullivan in Alaska.
- 52:32[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, so I don't know.
- 52:33[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, it's two new people, right?
- 52:36[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, because Markowski retired, she's out of there.
- 52:38[SPEAKER_03]: I know that in in the last good.
- 52:40[SPEAKER_03]: There's two people running named Dan Sullivan And so Dan Sullivan is like suit and I think the Democrats.
- 52:47[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, isn't one Democrat one Republican?
- 52:49[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, so there's an independent Dan Sullivan and uh, yeah, they ran another guy with the same name.
- 52:54[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, yeah, yeah So the Democrats like
- 52:57[SPEAKER_03]: kind of, they're getting accused of putting in that other kind of brilliant move.
- 53:03[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, that's why if you're going to run for office, I would recommend changing your name to count inward.
- 53:08[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I want to whatever think to one name ID, everybody knows inward, yeah, or you just go and dash word, if you want to do it, I don't know how that shows up on the scan drawing on the voting.
- 53:20[SPEAKER_17]: I think I mean, you have to go inward and put an eye in there soft eye, you know?
- 53:26[SPEAKER_17]: Um, but to me, if side ends, uh, let's say Troy Jackson or out of there and Talery goes out of there, I think that's a pretty big message because this is going to bleed into 28.
- 53:39[SPEAKER_17]: You know, the Democrats are going to sit down next week, probably Wednesday, and then re-examine their party and where they want to go for 28.
- 53:48[SPEAKER_17]: And I think if these guys lose along with the hunger and, you know, you got that crazy chicken Florida, she's gonna get fucking house.
- 53:57[SPEAKER_17]: I think this would be a pretty big indicator of like, all right, this shit isn't gonna fly on an national level.
- 54:03[SPEAKER_17]: Now, if Saeed wins Michigan, fuck.
- 54:07[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's...
- 54:08[SPEAKER_03]: I have a theory that if Saeed wins Michigan, AOC will run for president if he does not, she will not.
- 54:13[SPEAKER_03]: I agree to.
- 54:14[SPEAKER_03]: I was just about to say that.
- 54:16[SPEAKER_17]: Um, and if you believe, you know, Calshier, the rest of these prediction markets, um, she's the favorite, she's the favorite.
- 54:28[SPEAKER_17]: Newsom has already fucking backed down already.
- 54:30[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know if you've seen that the latest on him, where he said if Kamala ran, he would not.
- 54:35[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, she's, I don't know if she is or not, but I hope he does.
- 54:40[SPEAKER_15]: it'll be more entertaining that way.
- 54:45[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I think that'll be fun.
- 54:47[SPEAKER_17]: My biggest problem with it is again, why, you know, my can't wait to go vote and all that other stuff is,
- 54:54[SPEAKER_17]: You open up that border one more time.
- 54:56[SPEAKER_17]: This is it.
- 54:58[SPEAKER_17]: And there was some in the media going after Trump for an email that was sent out this morning.
- 55:02[SPEAKER_17]: Obviously, it was his team.
- 55:04[SPEAKER_17]: I got it, actually.
- 55:05[SPEAKER_17]: And it just said, hey, dude, if you don't vote the right way, you could lose this country here in the next couple years.
- 55:11[SPEAKER_17]: And yes, you let open the fucking floodgates again.
- 55:15[SPEAKER_17]: Down with the border, I think we are fucked as a nation.
- 55:18[SPEAKER_17]: Because you're watching how hard it is right now to get these people out of here.
- 55:25[SPEAKER_17]: And especially when, you know, people are showing up writing and, you know, to protect one two guys for Christ's sakes, so yeah dude, and even 16 minutes ran up fucking peace last night.
- 55:37[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know, anybody who saw that, but the ratings are pretty good for six minutes.
- 55:41[SPEAKER_17]: I'm surprised Barry Weiss ran it and it was on ice, deporting this guy and what they didn't report was that the guy had lied and said he was gay.
- 55:50[SPEAKER_17]: Um, and that he was oppressed in some country or whatever.
- 55:52[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, now they're calling him the Texas dad.
- 55:55[SPEAKER_17]: This is like the Maryland father thing all over again.
- 55:58[SPEAKER_17]: And, um, yeah, it's fucking insane.
- 56:01[SPEAKER_17]: But that's, this is what's going to happen.
- 56:04[SPEAKER_17]: So, please go out and vote next Tuesday.
- 56:07[SPEAKER_17]: Um, or earlier or whatever you're doing here.
- 56:09[SPEAKER_15]: I think, oh no, wait, this guy had to go to Molly, isn't Molly, uh,
- 56:16[SPEAKER_15]: Isn't that nice?
- 56:17[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, don't know.
- 56:18[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, it's an Africa.
- 56:18[SPEAKER_15]: I heard it was nice.
- 56:20[SPEAKER_15]: No, don't know.
- 56:20[SPEAKER_15]: But wasn't that way?
- 56:21[SPEAKER_15]: Countries from?
- 56:22[SPEAKER_15]: What?
- 56:23[SPEAKER_15]: So, can we get just some intellectual consistency?
- 56:26[SPEAKER_15]: Is it a shit hole or not?
- 56:27[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 56:30[SPEAKER_17]: I was thinking the exact same thing last night.
- 56:32[SPEAKER_17]: He says he feels unsafe here, and you have to sleep on a bench and all this other stuff.
- 56:36[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I feel unsafe in my home right now.
- 56:39[SPEAKER_15]: I need to come stay in your home.
- 56:40[SPEAKER_15]: Yep, actually, that's where I'll really feel safe.
- 56:42[SPEAKER_15]: And you're actually in your bed next to your wife is where I'll feel the most safe.
- 56:47[SPEAKER_15]: And I know that didn't convenient for you, but that's where I feel safe.
- 56:52[SPEAKER_15]: That's where I feel safe, so, and also I'm a minority.
- 56:55[SPEAKER_17]: Exactly.
- 57:00[SPEAKER_17]: me personally.
- 57:00[SPEAKER_15]: If you've got their own fire force, the fire fighters there, and between four giant butt cheeks that are 85% fake.
- 57:09[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I would say.
- 57:10[SPEAKER_17]: But as far as safety goes, I'm not talking about the women themselves.
- 57:15[SPEAKER_17]: Safety and security, that's the place they're like for tonight.
- 57:17[SPEAKER_15]: That's where the safety comes in.
- 57:19[SPEAKER_15]: No, there's not a munition on earth that can make it through a Kardashian ass.
- 57:25[SPEAKER_17]: You don't think a 50 count can make it through a
- 57:30[SPEAKER_15]: Interesting.
- 57:30[SPEAKER_15]: Speaking of guns and elections and stuff, there's a libertarian dude in North Carolina running for state Senate, and he's in an armed conflict with police right now.
- 57:44[SPEAKER_15]: Are you serious?
- 57:45[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, it's, I don't, it looks like it may have come to a conclusion in an hour ago, I just probably
- 57:57[SPEAKER_15]: Julia Delta Mike, the number four in C, N as in N word and C is in Kant just like I said before.
- 58:06[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 58:08[SPEAKER_15]: That's called the Dan phonetic alphabet.
- 58:10[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
- 58:11[SPEAKER_15]: Fuck yourself.
- 58:11[SPEAKER_15]: You don't like it.
- 58:12[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, you should put a whole you should really release an entire list.
- 58:16[SPEAKER_15]: I did it Sesame Street style and they fucking sent me a season to assist.
- 58:22[SPEAKER_03]: So what happened to live tweeting it?
- 58:24[SPEAKER_03]: This is correct.
- 58:24[SPEAKER_03]: Are you serious?
- 58:25[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, so I mean you can read him the first one was last night And he said he was gonna kill himself.
- 58:31[SPEAKER_15]: He said I've decided I no longer wish to live and I will be killing myself tonight By the way his name's Jonathan D. Miller D is in a dick hole I know this will upset so you but I can no longer continue this suffering.
- 58:42[SPEAKER_15]: I hate my life in every moment It's painful tonight.
- 58:45[SPEAKER_15]: I end that pain.
- 58:46[SPEAKER_15]: Do not contact me.
- 58:47[SPEAKER_15]: I do not want to talk.
- 58:48[SPEAKER_15]: That's really sad
- 58:49[SPEAKER_15]: It's sad that he got to place where he felt like he couldn't talk to anybody anymore, even he just wanted to kill himself.
- 58:56[SPEAKER_15]: Then about five hours ago, he says, the whole police department is chasing me with guns drawn.
- 59:01[SPEAKER_15]: This should be fun.
- 59:03[SPEAKER_15]: I've got six shots in the high ground.
- 59:05[SPEAKER_15]: I hope they don't find me, but if they do, it's going to be a hell of a show.
- 59:08[SPEAKER_15]: And then Chase Oliver, who's the fucking true who ran for libertarian president last cycle, started talking to him and he was like, yeah, I don't think they pursued me very far.
- 59:19[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, yeah.
- 59:21[SPEAKER_15]: I just gave all my money away to charity, I don't want our need yours.
- 59:26[SPEAKER_15]: And then an hour ago, he said, fuck, they almost got me.
- 59:31[SPEAKER_15]: They had some hostage negotiated or type dude, call me.
- 59:35[SPEAKER_15]: Well, I was distracted talking with him on the phone.
- 59:38[SPEAKER_15]: They were moving in around me.
- 59:39[SPEAKER_15]: Luckily, I spotted one of them and took off.
- 59:41[SPEAKER_15]: Fuck that was close.
- 59:42[SPEAKER_15]: I really should have brought some water.
- 59:46[SPEAKER_15]: And then finally an hour ago, and we haven't heard from him since.
- 59:52[SPEAKER_15]: I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in.
- 59:57[SPEAKER_15]: They have dogs, so I'm probably done for.
- 1:00:00[SPEAKER_03]: That means that there is dogs surrounding him as he was making the twist.
- 1:00:04[SPEAKER_17]: I love it, there's so much.
- 1:00:06[SPEAKER_17]: And then, Bluecutta, your DMs, let's see a full-length shot of this guy.
- 1:00:09[SPEAKER_17]: This is not what you'd expect.
- 1:00:11[SPEAKER_17]: Or... Yeah, that's from the other side.
- 1:00:12[SPEAKER_15]: Exactly what you'd expect.
- 1:00:13[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 1:00:17[SPEAKER_15]: I'm sure he was a sovereign citizen before he was a libertarian.
- 1:00:20[SPEAKER_17]: Wow, dude, do we know what district that is?
- 1:00:23[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I don't actually.
- 1:00:26[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, he's a libertarian.
- 1:00:27[SPEAKER_03]: He had no chance.
- 1:00:28[SPEAKER_17]: No, no, but still.
- 1:00:31[SPEAKER_17]: Um, if this is down the street for me, I want to know about it.
- 1:00:35[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 1:00:35[SPEAKER_17]: You know, we're just new backside.
- 1:00:38[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know who the libertarian candidates are.
- 1:00:42[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't have an honest Twitter.
- 1:00:45[SPEAKER_15]: Um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
- 1:01:10[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I just don't know if he's down the street or anything.
- 1:01:12[SPEAKER_17]: What's the pop on by the shelf?
- 1:01:13[SPEAKER_17]: That's the triangle area.
- 1:01:16[SPEAKER_17]: So, kind of not close to here really.
- 1:01:18[SPEAKER_03]: Two hours?
- 1:01:18[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 1:01:20[SPEAKER_17]: I mean, look.
- 1:01:20[SPEAKER_17]: If you want to pop down and blow his brains out live on the air, it'd be a great ratings.
- 1:01:25[SPEAKER_03]: I sure.
- 1:01:26[SPEAKER_03]: As the police are chasing me, he comes out here.
- 1:01:29[SPEAKER_03]: We lock the door.
- 1:01:30[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 1:01:31[SPEAKER_17]: I don't want it.
- 1:01:33[SPEAKER_17]: I like just dogs barking and shit, dude, and he's just fucking.
- 1:01:37[SPEAKER_17]: He comes on live on air, we let him talk until he fucking blows his brains out to the police bash down the door.
- 1:01:43[SPEAKER_15]: I'll put down some plastic.
- 1:01:47[SPEAKER_15]: Is that for the dog to poop on or for him to get to blow his brain down on?
- 1:01:51[SPEAKER_15]: I just know the aftermath is going to be messy and I'm going to clean up.
- 1:01:54[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
- 1:01:55[SPEAKER_15]: I really don't want this dude to kill himself.
- 1:01:57[SPEAKER_15]: I hope he didn't.
- 1:01:58[SPEAKER_15]: It seems like maybe that's what went down though, to be honest.
- 1:02:01[SPEAKER_15]: I haven't.
- 1:02:02[SPEAKER_15]: He hasn't been hurt.
- 1:02:03[SPEAKER_15]: He doesn't.
- 1:02:04[SPEAKER_15]: He said he was like, if you say something like the cops are here, see you later, it's usually done.
- 1:02:11[SPEAKER_15]: Doesn't mean you're going to surrender peacefully.
- 1:02:13[SPEAKER_17]: No.
- 1:02:14[SPEAKER_17]: No.
- 1:02:18[SPEAKER_17]: next up is an attempted hijacking United Airlines flight had a new jersey returned to Las Vegas following an apparent hijacking threat on Saturday United flights 1681 was carrying 150 passengers and six crew members from Harry Reed International Airport to Newark.
- 1:02:37[SPEAKER_17]: Liberty International Airport on October 24th, when a flight attendant noticed a traveler sending messages with reference to taking control of the plane.
- 1:02:46[SPEAKER_17]: The crew member did not engage with the passenger and quickly alerted the pilots.
- 1:02:51[SPEAKER_17]: The flight attendant saw him texting that he was going to hijack the aircraft.
- 1:02:56[SPEAKER_17]: They called me, we went into lockdown and we returned to Vegas.
- 1:03:00[SPEAKER_17]: The flight's pilot told an air traffic controller shortly after the plane took off.
- 1:03:05[SPEAKER_17]: When the controller inquired, whether the passenger was cooperative or under restraint.
- 1:03:12[SPEAKER_17]: The pilot said that the traveler showed no restraint.
- 1:03:15[SPEAKER_17]: because he's unaware.
- 1:03:17[SPEAKER_17]: United Airlines Flight 1681 returned safely around 11.05 pm local time on Saturday, October 24th after the crew reported the disturbance.
- 1:03:28[SPEAKER_15]: I've got a theory on this and then I have a separate observation.
- 1:03:33[SPEAKER_15]: Before that, a piece of advice.
- 1:03:34[SPEAKER_15]: Get a screen protector, boys.
- 1:03:36[SPEAKER_17]: Yep.
- 1:03:36[SPEAKER_15]: You can't see my screen unless you're looking directly at it.
- 1:03:39[SPEAKER_15]: See how it's off to the side there?
- 1:03:41[SPEAKER_15]: It's on right now.
- 1:03:41[SPEAKER_15]: You just can't see it because it's blacked out.
- 1:03:46[SPEAKER_15]: because who doesn't like to make threats, you know what I mean?
- 1:03:49[SPEAKER_15]: And some asshole walks by and sees it, now you're fucked.
- 1:03:53[SPEAKER_15]: My theory is that that man was probably on the way to his end laws or something like that.
- 1:04:01[SPEAKER_15]: And he was like, I've got to get out of this somehow.
- 1:04:04[SPEAKER_15]: He was like, you know what I can do, I can get this whole fucking playing turn around.
- 1:04:08[SPEAKER_15]: Yep.
- 1:04:09[SPEAKER_15]: and then going to hijack who the fuck this tech somebody I'm about to hijack this fucking plane who spends a time and buys Wi-Fi on the plane to let everybody else know you're gonna hijack it that's not how a hijacking happens then I got me thinking what if the nine eleven hijackers thought that they were jetties okay and they were going to they were flying into the
- 1:04:39[SPEAKER_17]: Hmm.
- 1:04:40[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 1:04:40[SPEAKER_17]: What if they thought that what if they were drugged?
- 1:04:42[SPEAKER_17]: You don't know.
- 1:04:42[SPEAKER_15]: Very realistic possible.
- 1:04:43[SPEAKER_15]: And everybody knows, like if you've ever been to Saudi Arabia, big, star wars people.
- 1:04:49[SPEAKER_15]: Huge.
- 1:04:50[SPEAKER_15]: They dress like it, even.
- 1:04:51[SPEAKER_15]: Most of them look like somebody that's in the Cantina, from the clothing to the mutations, the whole thing.
- 1:04:59[SPEAKER_15]: And I've always wondered about that.
- 1:05:01[SPEAKER_15]: What if Muhammad oughta thought he was Luke Skywalker, right?
- 1:05:06[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 1:05:09[SPEAKER_15]: now they're kind of heroes aren't they I mean over there they didn't well of they've always been heroes over there but I mean even to us you know not that we should consider them heroes and saying that would have been uh... in their current state of mind uh... heroic act to fly like it was to say Luke instead of if it wasn't able to shoot through the little thing right he had to fly into it
- 1:05:36[SPEAKER_15]: We wouldn't be calling him a fucking terrorist, would we?
- 1:05:38[SPEAKER_15]: No.
- 1:05:39[SPEAKER_15]: You piece is a shit.
- 1:05:40[SPEAKER_16]: Hey, to the stormtroopers, Luke's definitely a terrorist.
- 1:05:44[SPEAKER_16]: Oh, big time.
- 1:05:44[SPEAKER_16]: He already is.
- 1:05:45[SPEAKER_15]: He already is.
- 1:05:46[SPEAKER_15]: And then the second time they blew it up, they killed all the contractors, too.
- 1:05:51[SPEAKER_15]: I think that was a discussion in clerks.
- 1:05:53[SPEAKER_17]: That was probably the only one that's a fucked.
- 1:05:56[SPEAKER_17]: Bill Mars said they weren't cowards.
- 1:05:59[SPEAKER_17]: You didn't say they were Jedi either, right?
- 1:06:00[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, we don't gotta talk about Bill Mower, right?
- 1:06:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, why would happen to him?
- 1:06:04[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, you didn't see the Trump... Trump wrote like a fucking thousand word true social about how Bill Marko fucking self-basically, I don't know, they'll be friends again next week.
- 1:06:14[SPEAKER_15]: Over what?
- 1:06:15[SPEAKER_15]: Wanna read it?
- 1:06:17[SPEAKER_17]: It'll take the rest of the show to read a thousand word essay.
- 1:06:20[SPEAKER_17]: I'm good.
- 1:06:22[SPEAKER_17]: Fuck it, dude.
- 1:06:23[SPEAKER_15]: Who knows what it even says because I'm not sure Trump's a kind of guy that starts a lot of sentences without knowing how they're gonna end.
- 1:06:29[SPEAKER_17]: I stop if it's this big.
- 1:06:31[SPEAKER_17]: Like if I'm on a tweet or something like that, like this is enough text for me to where I'm like no.
- 1:06:36[SPEAKER_17]: I'll start with the first couple sentences and if you're not giving me the fucking meat and potatoes and four sentences, sorry.
- 1:06:42[SPEAKER_15]: I don't want someplace else for dinner, but the most important part of all this is that you need to re-consider a shit hot Yeah, look at that.
- 1:06:49[SPEAKER_15]: Put that up on screen.
- 1:06:50[SPEAKER_15]: Wow, reading any of this, but that's like that looks but it's braille.
- 1:06:53[SPEAKER_15]: You know how long it takes to do this with your thumbs Don't take them all fucking night.
- 1:06:58[SPEAKER_15]: This is like your ex girlfriend
- 1:07:02[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, dude.
- 1:07:03[SPEAKER_15]: Motherfucker, you know what you respond to?
- 1:07:05[SPEAKER_15]: Okay, just K. Okay, yeah.
- 1:07:08[SPEAKER_15]: Not even in the lowercase K, too.
- 1:07:09[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, even in the uppercase.
- 1:07:10[SPEAKER_17]: Nothing hurts worse than that.
- 1:07:11[SPEAKER_15]: You know why the lowercase K, because you took the time to make it lowercase.
- 1:07:15[SPEAKER_15]: She knows that.
- 1:07:17[SPEAKER_17]: because it should come out as uppercase, it doesn't.
- 1:07:19[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, and then it's the last thing that you need to remember from all this is that we all should reconsider how we feel about the 9-11 hijabbers.
- 1:07:27[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, Jedi's, you don't know what they were going through.
- 1:07:31[SPEAKER_15]: It weren't terrorists.
- 1:07:32[SPEAKER_15]: You don't know what they were going through.
- 1:07:34[SPEAKER_15]: They probably didn't feel safe in that plan and then he's only ended one of those buildings.
- 1:07:38[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 1:07:40[SPEAKER_15]: What?
- 1:07:42[SPEAKER_17]: I think the camera back over there.
- 1:07:43[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, that's good stuff.
- 1:07:49[SPEAKER_17]: Next up to Ewo Jima statues, excuse me, Ewo Jima statue was Vandalized, a 27-year-old man accused of using a sledgehammer to damage the Ewo Jima monument outside the Marine Corps base in Quannico.
- 1:08:06[SPEAKER_17]: It was granted bond Monday, according to court records why.
- 1:08:11[SPEAKER_17]: uh... Miguel alanzo maldonano psoriano guess where he's not from if you guessed here you were right uh... maybe he can
- 1:08:22[SPEAKER_15]: He's not from here.
- 1:08:24[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, and TK Faburg says they were afraid of heights, and they were trying to lay on the plane.
- 1:08:28[SPEAKER_15]: Oh, maybe I just saw that makes a lot of sense of me.
- 1:08:30[SPEAKER_17]: Maybe he is.
- 1:08:32[SPEAKER_17]: He faces felony charges, including destruction of property, trespassing with intent to damage property, and injury to a monuments.
- 1:08:40[SPEAKER_17]: Officers responded around 1013 PM Wednesday to the Memorial near Richmond Highway and Full of Road, where they discovered Maldonado, Soriano,
- 1:08:53[SPEAKER_17]: Prince William County police said he was quickly detained at the scene.
- 1:08:59[SPEAKER_17]: We got a picture of it there.
- 1:09:00[SPEAKER_17]: That's the one he was going after.
- 1:09:02[SPEAKER_17]: That's the one.
- 1:09:03[SPEAKER_17]: All right.
- 1:09:03[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, did he take a head off?
- 1:09:05[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
- 1:09:05[SPEAKER_17]: Take the head off.
- 1:09:06[SPEAKER_16]: Took a head off and then did some other more minor damage.
- 1:09:10[SPEAKER_16]: But it's still going to be like.
- 1:09:12[SPEAKER_16]: I think it's well over a hundred thousand dollars to repair.
- 1:09:15[SPEAKER_16]: Holy.
- 1:09:15[SPEAKER_16]: I think they just have to make a new one or glue it back together.
- 1:09:19[SPEAKER_17]: Can I pitch you my idea here?
- 1:09:22[SPEAKER_17]: Just cut his off and then glue it back on top of that.
- 1:09:24[SPEAKER_17]: I think that's fair.
- 1:09:25[SPEAKER_17]: I think that's the way that it should be.
- 1:09:27[SPEAKER_15]: I can just respect the Marines that way.
- 1:09:29[SPEAKER_17]: But what if you let a Marine do it?
- 1:09:34[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I mean, cut the head off.
- 1:09:35[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:09:35[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, I'm sure I can find a couple of Marines.
- 1:09:37[SPEAKER_15]: It would be perfectly happy cutting this dude's head off now.
- 1:09:39[SPEAKER_15]: He's an illegal immigrant, obviously.
- 1:09:41[SPEAKER_15]: entered the country illegally in December of 99.
- 1:09:45[SPEAKER_15]: He received Emperor Protection under DACA in 2014.
- 1:09:48[SPEAKER_15]: Three years, granted through 2024 before losing his DACA status in August after it was not renewed.
- 1:09:57[SPEAKER_15]: So I guess he got upset about that and thought that Marines from 100 years ago were to blame.
- 1:10:03[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, make sense.
- 1:10:06[SPEAKER_15]: I don't know how Mexico specifically was affected
- 1:10:13[SPEAKER_15]: Um, but have you ever asked?
- 1:10:15[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, I mean, you know, a good narcissist can make anything about themselves.
- 1:10:18[SPEAKER_15]: Sure.
- 1:10:19[SPEAKER_17]: So, uh, I would stop a Mexican today and ask him how they thought about you.
- 1:10:23[SPEAKER_17]: Would you know?
- 1:10:24[SPEAKER_03]: You don't see people doing this kind of stuff too, uh, the one in statue in Seattle.
- 1:10:29[SPEAKER_15]: No.
- 1:10:30[SPEAKER_15]: That's a good point, maybe we should do that.
- 1:10:32[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 1:10:33[SPEAKER_17]: Maybe, uh, if you're bored later out there and you got nothing to lose.
- 1:10:36[SPEAKER_17]: Drawing even bigger mustache on them.
- 1:10:38[SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
- 1:10:40[SPEAKER_17]: Go for fucking bro, too, why not?
- 1:10:43[SPEAKER_17]: Just another fucking shit bird who shouldn't be in this country, though.
- 1:10:46[SPEAKER_17]: The DACA stat, this was the fucking dreamers.
- 1:10:48[SPEAKER_17]: This is the one that Obama was championing.
- 1:10:51[SPEAKER_17]: You know, in fucking dreamers, there's a lot of dream.
- 1:10:56[SPEAKER_17]: Is that statue still up in town?
- 1:10:57[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 1:10:58[SPEAKER_17]: No way, I actually didn't know that.
- 1:11:00[SPEAKER_17]: I thought they took that down.
- 1:11:01[SPEAKER_17]: So they just left it, huh?
- 1:11:03[SPEAKER_03]: No, I think it's like, it's like, it's based on a technicality, they're not allowed to take it down.
- 1:11:09[SPEAKER_03]: What's the technical?
- 1:11:10[SPEAKER_03]: It's like private property technically, I think.
- 1:11:14[SPEAKER_17]: That means somebody on that private property would want to keep it up.
- 1:11:18[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 1:11:19[SPEAKER_17]: A huge stone fence?
- 1:11:21[SPEAKER_17]: It's Seattle.
- 1:11:22[SPEAKER_17]: Yep, yeah.
- 1:11:23[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah.
- 1:11:25[SPEAKER_17]: Nothing, nothing would shock me about Seattle anymore, except they're football team beating the chiefs last night, 23.
- 1:11:30[SPEAKER_17]: Jesus, next up, bear steals beer, a Florida homeowner was shocked when she saw a bear breaking or a property and make itself at home.
- 1:11:44[SPEAKER_17]: The furry intruder was seen walking around Naples, residents, Selena Emerson's patio after it made its way to an unlocked gate over the weekend.
- 1:11:53[SPEAKER_17]: I turned around and saw the refrigerator.
- 1:11:56[SPEAKER_17]: It was open and I was like,
- 1:11:58[SPEAKER_17]: Why?
- 1:11:58[SPEAKER_17]: I yelled at my husband, you know, can you check the cameras?
- 1:12:01[SPEAKER_17]: Said Emerson, that's when Emerson got a look at the uninvited guest, looking relaxed and chill in her home.
- 1:12:10[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, it was just crazy.
- 1:12:12[SPEAKER_17]: It was unusual to see, like it was so close to us.
- 1:12:15[SPEAKER_17]: She said, and when Emerson woke up, Sunday morning, she discovered a massive paw prints on her counter.
- 1:12:22[SPEAKER_17]: There's a little scary seeing him out there and then what he stood up, he looked pretty tall, like he was six feet tall.
- 1:12:30[SPEAKER_17]: The bear went straight for the fridge and swipes in alcoholic drink.
- 1:12:34[SPEAKER_17]: It ate the trash in front in the front yard for 30 minutes.
- 1:12:38[SPEAKER_17]: I figured it was thirsty.
- 1:12:39[SPEAKER_17]: The bear also rummaged through the trash in the front yard helping itself to an easy meal.
- 1:12:43[SPEAKER_17]: And Emerson said she learned to lessen.
- 1:12:45[SPEAKER_17]: Maybe we're closing the gate and maybe close it when we leave.
- 1:12:50[SPEAKER_17]: I'm gonna go at night times, so maybe that's as our granddaughter gets older obviously.
- 1:12:55[SPEAKER_17]: You know, we're gonna be a little more cautious with things like that.
- 1:12:59[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, so here's my issue with this whole thing.
- 1:13:01[SPEAKER_15]: One, is that a picture?
- 1:13:03[SPEAKER_15]: Well, the media is refusing to describe the bear.
- 1:13:06[SPEAKER_15]: Mm-hmm.
- 1:13:07[SPEAKER_15]: Yep.
- 1:13:08[SPEAKER_15]: And guess what color he isn't?
- 1:13:13[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 1:13:13[SPEAKER_17]: He's not a polar bear.
- 1:13:15[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 1:13:15[SPEAKER_17]: Okay.
- 1:13:16[SPEAKER_17]: So.
- 1:13:17[SPEAKER_17]: Now it's never oh they have a story on this and the local is a play this play this I love local news to they really get after it
- 1:13:27[SPEAKER_07]: are at a Florida homeowner now shocked to see a bear breaking into her gate and just hanging out there in the kitchen the visit did quench the bears thirst but now an entire neighborhood is on edge.
- 1:13:39[SPEAKER_05]: It was an unlocked for forgerator.
- 1:13:40[SPEAKER_05]: Let's get to right to seven's the lead of it and she's laughing the newsplugs with this story Olivia.
- 1:13:44[SPEAKER_09]: Well, tomorrow's Alex the bear was seen walking around this home and the patio after making it through an unlocked gate.
- 1:13:51[SPEAKER_09]: Now the homeowner says that she has learned a very big lesson.
- 1:13:55[SPEAKER_09]: I turned around and saw the refrigerator was open, and I was like, I guess my husband, you know.
- 1:14:00[SPEAKER_09]: Can you check the camera?
- 1:14:01[SPEAKER_09]: That's when Celine Emerson got a look at her unexpected intruder.
- 1:14:06[SPEAKER_09]: A bear caught on camera, making itself right at home.
- 1:14:09[SPEAKER_09]: It's just crazy.
- 1:14:09[SPEAKER_09]: It was so unusual to see it like so close to us.
- 1:14:13[SPEAKER_09]: It happened over the weekend on her patio in Naples when Emerson woke up Sunday morning.
- 1:14:18[SPEAKER_09]: She discovered the bear had left a massive pop print on her counter.
- 1:14:23[SPEAKER_09]: It was a little scary seeing him out here and then when he stood up, he looked pretty tall, about six feet.
- 1:14:28[SPEAKER_09]: Forget the picnic basket.
- 1:14:30[SPEAKER_09]: This yogi bear went straight for the fridge, swiping an alcoholic drink.
- 1:14:35[SPEAKER_09]: A sun cruiser.
- 1:14:37[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, fuck.
- 1:14:37[SPEAKER_17]: I was hoping it was going to be a hearty asselter.
- 1:14:40[SPEAKER_09]: The bear also rummaged through the trash and the front yard helping itself to an easy meal.
- 1:14:46[SPEAKER_09]: Emerson learned her lesson.
- 1:14:48[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe closing the gate.
- 1:14:50[SPEAKER_08]: We don't close it while we leave and come go at night time, so maybe maybe that as our brand-out gets older obviously, you know, we're going to be a little more cautious with things like that.
- 1:15:00[SPEAKER_17]: Okay, if your way if you're out there, just put some hearty of salts or out.
- 1:15:03[SPEAKER_17]: I want one of these and one of these fucking videos, we that'd be the greatest marketing of all time.
- 1:15:09[SPEAKER_17]: Yes, invite bears in and have him get a hard ass ulcer, okay?
- 1:15:12[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just impressed that the bear knew to go straight for the fridge, you know?
- 1:15:16[SPEAKER_03]: That's pretty cool.
- 1:15:17[SPEAKER_15]: What I would say is that bear has been to that house before and look, I don't want to be a dick or nothing but the man, her husband that she keeps referring to should look into this.
- 1:15:30[SPEAKER_15]: I think there's something going on with her or the bear.
- 1:15:32[SPEAKER_17]: I mean, Beasty Allen has been a big theme over the last week.
- 1:15:35[SPEAKER_15]: The Uber says it's okay, Tucker Carlson says it's okay.
- 1:15:40[SPEAKER_15]: He says he understands.
- 1:15:41[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, if you sit around looking at bears all day, you tell me not to get a fuck one, coupe.
- 1:15:46[UNKNOWN]: No.
- 1:15:47[SPEAKER_17]: Exactly.
- 1:15:48[SPEAKER_15]: You got damn right, you will.
- 1:15:50[SPEAKER_15]: It's got the problem is they should on their legs.
- 1:15:57[SPEAKER_15]: right one more you got to cut you have to cut it out of the fur coup before you get you know that's the biggest issue with it I would say it's not much different than dating a big girl now a big Greek girl yeah hey that'd be at least you come home due to a great meal every night
- 1:16:16[SPEAKER_17]: The whole hell yeah, that makes it worth cutting all the dingleberries out of there sure does do sure does you got Uh, it's it's a getting young type of thing there, but uh, yeah, with bestiality and all that other shit making it come back Uh, you know one asked to ask was was she fucking the bear And I don't know you see your squinted up face what state is that in motherware
- 1:16:38[SPEAKER_17]: Florida.
- 1:16:39[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, God.
- 1:16:40[SPEAKER_17]: I was I knew it, but I don't want to say because it's like man, is there a big bear population?
- 1:16:44[SPEAKER_15]: No, well, there's some, but most Florida people and a lot of people know this with most Florida people spend 20 to 30 minutes a day staring directly into the sun.
- 1:16:53[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 1:16:54[SPEAKER_17]: She looks like it.
- 1:16:55[SPEAKER_17]: You see the look on our face.
- 1:16:57[SPEAKER_17]: She does.
- 1:16:57[SPEAKER_17]: Quinty eyes.
- 1:16:58[SPEAKER_15]: Although, uh, Homer and the Chances, that'll play.
- 1:17:01[SPEAKER_17]: So, uh, look, shit some heavies.
- 1:17:05[SPEAKER_17]: All right, Homer.
- 1:17:05[SPEAKER_17]: I'll give them one to you.
- 1:17:06[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, you're fine with that.
- 1:17:08[SPEAKER_17]: Um, obviously you're gonna have to deal with a bear or maybe that heightens your excitement in the bedroom.
- 1:17:12[SPEAKER_17]: What do you think there?
- 1:17:13[SPEAKER_17]: Let's see Yeah, Homer, I get it.
- 1:17:16[SPEAKER_15]: I get it.
- 1:17:16[SPEAKER_15]: I get it.
- 1:17:17[UNKNOWN]: I don't know.
- 1:17:18[SPEAKER_17]: I don't know.
- 1:17:19[SPEAKER_17]: That's called.
- 1:17:20[SPEAKER_17]: Oh my god.
- 1:17:20[SPEAKER_17]: She's got a fucking mixed drink behind her on the fucking table as she's doing the interview Oh, she's a good guy.
- 1:17:26[SPEAKER_17]: She parties dude.
- 1:17:28[SPEAKER_17]: Wow zoom in on that thing.
- 1:17:30[SPEAKER_17]: That's light pink.
- 1:17:30[SPEAKER_17]: There's a lot of fucking that
- 1:17:33[SPEAKER_17]: Look at how much vodka's in that.
- 1:17:36[SPEAKER_17]: Holy shit.
- 1:17:37[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, Homer can.
- 1:17:38[SPEAKER_15]: That, yeah.
- 1:17:40[SPEAKER_15]: You win this one.
- 1:17:42[SPEAKER_15]: Um, Reid White says Florida is overrun with bear, singular.
- 1:17:47[SPEAKER_15]: So there's one bear down there just running, running a muck.
- 1:17:52[SPEAKER_15]: Uh, drinking white ladies fucking cocktails.
- 1:17:56[SPEAKER_15]: What are you gonna do?
- 1:17:56[SPEAKER_17]: What are you gonna do, man?
- 1:17:58[SPEAKER_17]: What are you gonna fucking do?
- 1:18:00[SPEAKER_17]: All right, it's Monday here on fake news.
- 1:18:05[SPEAKER_17]: Let's, I don't know how we're going to end on a higher note than this, but we'll give it a go here today.
- 1:18:10[SPEAKER_17]: Let's get to the meme, shall we?
- 1:18:11[SPEAKER_17]: What do we get up first?
- 1:18:13[SPEAKER_15]: This first one's from Kevin Jones.
- 1:18:15[SPEAKER_15]: It's called Harry Potter.
- 1:18:17[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, blow it up.
- 1:18:19[SPEAKER_15]: There you go.
- 1:18:21[SPEAKER_15]: It's super fucked up.
- 1:18:22[SPEAKER_15]: I like this.
- 1:18:22[SPEAKER_17]: What's wrong with David?
- 1:18:25[SPEAKER_12]: David.
- 1:18:26[SPEAKER_12]: Oh, he gets like this when he's birthday, but don't worry.
- 1:18:29[SPEAKER_12]: We got a little surprise to cheer him up.
- 1:18:31[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, what's his surprise?
- 1:18:32[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, see now how much he loves magic in Harry Potter.
- 1:18:36[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:18:36[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:18:37[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, so we got him a letter from Hogwarts saying that he got him.
- 1:18:41[SPEAKER_12]: It's so sweet.
- 1:18:42[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, oh.
- 1:18:43[SPEAKER_12]: It's coming down the chimney right now.
- 1:18:44[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay.
- 1:18:47[SPEAKER_12]: Hi, something just came down the chimney for you.
- 1:18:50[SPEAKER_05]: What is it?
- 1:18:51[SPEAKER_12]: It's a letter from Hogwarts.
- 1:18:55[SPEAKER_12]: Mm-hmm.
- 1:18:56[SPEAKER_05]: I know.
- 1:19:05[SPEAKER_02]: Dear Mr. David Sanchez, we're pleased to inform you that you have an accepting to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
- 1:19:13[SPEAKER_02]: Of all she's for the delay, the letter was stuck in the nails and that's for a few decades.
- 1:19:25[SPEAKER_02]: I always knew I was special and you all thought I was a loser, but look at me now, I'm a wizard.
- 1:19:37[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you do know that that's why.
- 1:19:39[SPEAKER_02]: The fucking Marissa, our whole lives, you've pitied me.
- 1:19:44[SPEAKER_02]: Mom and Dad, too.
- 1:19:45[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they love you more, right?
- 1:19:47[SPEAKER_02]: Do you deny it?
- 1:19:47[SPEAKER_02]: They love you more, and it's just because you're a cuter.
- 1:19:50[SPEAKER_02]: But now, I pity you.
- 1:19:52[SPEAKER_02]: You muggles.
- 1:19:54[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa, sweetie.
- 1:19:56[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, sweetie, Kathleen.
- 1:19:57[SPEAKER_02]: My wife who recoils when I touch her.
- 1:20:01[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, should I not have told them?
- 1:20:03[SPEAKER_02]: I bet they know they can tell, right?
- 1:20:05[SPEAKER_02]: You can tell I don't have sex.
- 1:20:07[SPEAKER_02]: Guess what?
- 1:20:08[SPEAKER_02]: I don't have to pretend to love you anymore.
- 1:20:11[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to Hogwarts.
- 1:20:13[SPEAKER_11]: It's fake.
- 1:20:14[SPEAKER_11]: Did you all give David?
- 1:20:16[SPEAKER_11]: Jesus Christ.
- 1:20:17[SPEAKER_05]: Dude, you are a 35-year-old Filipino man.
- 1:20:20[SPEAKER_05]: Why would you get a letter to Hogwarts?
- 1:20:23[SPEAKER_02]: Because there was a mix-up.
- 1:20:24[SPEAKER_02]: The letter got stuck in, and I was nested set-up.
- 1:20:26[SPEAKER_02]: It's set-up in the letter.
- 1:20:27[SPEAKER_02]: And we just give up.
- 1:20:28[SPEAKER_02]: Wait for me to hold on.
- 1:20:29[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 1:20:46[SPEAKER_02]: Let's see how perms take.
- 1:20:47[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
- 1:20:48[SPEAKER_12]: Let's see how perms take.
- 1:20:51[SPEAKER_12]: Okay.
- 1:20:51[SPEAKER_12]: Deep.
- 1:20:52[UNKNOWN]: Deep.
- 1:20:52[SPEAKER_12]: That's the ticket I've run.
- 1:20:53[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 1:21:03[SPEAKER_17]: That's a really expensive sketch and very well shot.
- 1:21:07[SPEAKER_17]: That's awesome.
- 1:21:08[SPEAKER_15]: Who did this?
- 1:21:08[SPEAKER_15]: Who's the name of this group?
- 1:21:10[SPEAKER_15]: Jordi Pizza.
- 1:21:11[SPEAKER_17]: Jordi Pizza.
- 1:21:12[SPEAKER_15]: That's just some Filipino dude.
- 1:21:14[SPEAKER_17]: Really?
- 1:21:15[SPEAKER_17]: Oh, it could be AI.
- 1:21:16[SPEAKER_15]: No.
- 1:21:17[SPEAKER_15]: No, I don't know.
- 1:21:18[SPEAKER_15]: That makes it does sketches like this all the time.
- 1:21:20[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I don't know.
- 1:21:21[SPEAKER_03]: Not like that, but he's doing really great sketch.
- 1:21:23[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he was only got 20,000 followers.
- 1:21:26[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, pretty crazy.
- 1:21:27[SPEAKER_03]: OK. God damn, that was good.
- 1:21:30[SPEAKER_17]: Very well done over that.
- 1:21:33[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, what do we got up next?
- 1:21:34[SPEAKER_17]: Shet.
- 1:21:35[SPEAKER_15]: This next one's called Rick Steeves.
- 1:21:38[SPEAKER_15]: It's by Glenn Ryze.
- 1:21:39[SPEAKER_15]: It's like Anthony Bourdain for Strip Clubs.
- 1:21:41[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:21:42[SPEAKER_03]: Boston's most important landmarks to see from your favorite tour guide, Rick Steeves.
- 1:21:47[SPEAKER_03]: Rick Steeves.
- 1:21:49[SPEAKER_05]: I'm outside the snow globe.
- 1:21:51[SPEAKER_05]: The most prestigious gentleman's club in Boston.
- 1:21:53[SPEAKER_05]: This legendary cathedral of clunge is more than a club.
- 1:21:57[SPEAKER_05]: It's a shrine to pussyhounds like myself.
- 1:22:00[SPEAKER_05]: A symphony of hospitality and a place where men of old and young bond over a woman's who are in their face.
- 1:22:07[SPEAKER_04]: I hope for him when you're inside.
- 1:22:09[SPEAKER_04]: Say my name for a free dance.
- 1:22:11[SPEAKER_04]: The upstairs is a break from the cameras.
- 1:22:14[SPEAKER_04]: That's actually where I thought of the idea for this show of the downstairs, where the original pose whispered tales of the glory-dales, most of the charm, and most of the patrons.
- 1:22:23[SPEAKER_04]: The pose were constructed shortly after the building of the club, which was in 2013.
- 1:22:28[SPEAKER_04]: crafted by Chris Breen, a handyman from Roxbury.
- 1:22:32[SPEAKER_04]: Simple yet elegant, the polls can support up to 500 pounds of force with ease.
- 1:22:37[SPEAKER_04]: That's the force of over two elephants, right?
- 1:22:39[SPEAKER_04]: Besides it, sits McLevden's exquisite depiction of marriage.
- 1:22:43[SPEAKER_04]: She sits peacefully, warmly watching over at the polls.
- 1:22:56[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.
- 1:22:57[SPEAKER_05]: What a day of sightseeing.
- 1:22:59[SPEAKER_05]: A tip for when you're inside.
- 1:23:01[SPEAKER_05]: If you order the clam chowder, it's not food.
- 1:23:05[SPEAKER_05]: I'm Rick Steves.
- 1:23:07[SPEAKER_05]: Till next time.
- 1:23:10[SPEAKER_04]: Keep on travel and chow.
- 1:23:13[SPEAKER_17]: That's a really great sketch as well.
- 1:23:14[SPEAKER_17]: Who's that?
- 1:23:16[SPEAKER_03]: It's Luke Har-Wee-G.
- 1:23:19[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:23:20[SPEAKER_03]: Name is obviously Rick Steves.
- 1:23:22[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, Rick Steves is great though.
- 1:23:25[SPEAKER_17]: I'd give by Rick Steves if I was that guy.
- 1:23:27[SPEAKER_17]: That other name isn't going to do it, friend.
- 1:23:30[SPEAKER_17]: Got damn, all right, two for two.
- 1:23:31[SPEAKER_17]: What do we got up next?
- 1:23:33[SPEAKER_15]: This one's from Zach Graves.
- 1:23:35[SPEAKER_15]: And it's, uh, do you have anything cheaper?
- 1:23:37[SPEAKER_17]: Do you have anything cheaper, okay?
- 1:23:41[SPEAKER_15]: This one's for, uh, Rhett-await Sloan.
- 1:23:46[SPEAKER_05]: How much is this?
- 1:23:47[SPEAKER_05]: This is...
- 1:23:47[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on.
- 1:23:48[SPEAKER_05]: It's free.
- 1:23:48[SPEAKER_05]: All right.
- 1:23:48[SPEAKER_05]: You haven't eaten cheaper?
- 1:23:49[SPEAKER_05]: How much is this?
- 1:23:50[SPEAKER_15]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 1:24:13[SPEAKER_03]: The caption is AI put forest gump in Captain Phillips.
- 1:24:16[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:24:18[SPEAKER_13]: And then I met this nice man from Minneapolis.
- 1:24:25[SPEAKER_13]: Welcome to my boat.
- 1:24:29[SPEAKER_13]: Look at me.
- 1:24:30[SPEAKER_13]: Uh huh.
- 1:24:31[SPEAKER_13]: Look at me.
- 1:24:32[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
- 1:24:34[SPEAKER_13]: Undercups in there.
- 1:24:35[SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
- 1:24:38[SPEAKER_13]: And just like that.
- 1:24:41[SPEAKER_13]: I was a shimali pirate.
- 1:24:51[SPEAKER_17]: By the way, Tom Hanks was in both movies.
- 1:24:53[SPEAKER_17]: Which is awesome.
- 1:24:55[SPEAKER_17]: Captain Phillips in this.
- 1:24:57[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, we got up next.
- 1:24:58[SPEAKER_17]: Is that a rhyme?
- 1:25:01[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this next one's called Mime Cop.
- 1:25:04[SPEAKER_03]: Mime Cop.
- 1:25:04[SPEAKER_03]: Captain is at least of the cops come.
- 1:25:06[SPEAKER_03]: We know this guy won't say anything.
- 1:25:08[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 1:25:10[SPEAKER_05]: Opscom, we know this guy won't say anything.
- 1:25:12[SPEAKER_05]: Three weeks!
- 1:25:14[SPEAKER_05]: You said a bitch!
- 1:25:15[SPEAKER_05]: You said a sap!
- 1:25:16[SPEAKER_05]: How could you?
- 1:25:17[SPEAKER_06]: My cop!
- 1:25:18[SPEAKER_06]: You're the best cop we've got.
- 1:25:20[SPEAKER_06]: Next week, on mine cop.
- 1:25:24[SPEAKER_05]: It's just a toy.
- 1:25:25[SPEAKER_05]: You murdered an innocent child!
- 1:25:27[SPEAKER_10]: This city is demanding to see the body camp footage.
- 1:25:30[SPEAKER_05]: Well, this is what he gave me.
- 1:25:31[SPEAKER_05]: At least at the cops coming.
- 1:25:35[SPEAKER_17]: I'd actually like to see more of those.
- 1:25:37[SPEAKER_17]: That could be a whole fun series there.
- 1:25:40[SPEAKER_17]: Trapped somebody in a visible box, suffocated them to death, things like that.
- 1:25:45[SPEAKER_15]: Mine cops sounds a lot like mine cops.
- 1:25:48[SPEAKER_15]: It sure does.
- 1:25:49[SPEAKER_15]: Sure does.
- 1:25:50[SPEAKER_15]: That's why I included it.
- 1:25:52[SPEAKER_15]: But I thought it's where it was going.
- 1:25:55[SPEAKER_17]: Eventually, but it didn't.
- 1:25:56[SPEAKER_15]: This one is just one of those things to get a group discussion going, I guess.
- 1:26:04[SPEAKER_15]: It's, would you rather?
- 1:26:05[SPEAKER_03]: OK. Would you rather alien abduction?
- 1:26:09[SPEAKER_11]: get abducted and passed around and fucked by a group of male aliens when you get back to earth everybody knows about it and is talking about it but your newfound fame makes you a multi-millionaire or get abducted by a female alien that's the hottest chick you've ever seen but she gets you pregnant and you have to give birth to the alien human hybrid out of your dick.
- 1:26:25[SPEAKER_11]: What do you rather get abducted?
- 1:26:26[SPEAKER_17]: Hmm, great question.
- 1:26:28[SPEAKER_17]: Repeated one more time.
- 1:26:30[SPEAKER_11]: by a group of male aliens when you get back to earth everybody knows about it and is talking about it but your newfound fame makes you a multi-millionaire or get abducted by a female alien that's the hottest chick you've ever seen but she gets you pregnant and you have to give birth to the alien human hybrid out of your dick.
- 1:26:45[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, the latter I'd go with the option number two on that one.
- 1:26:50[SPEAKER_17]: I want to want a bunch of alien dudes gang banging me and then uh and then have to live without the rest of my life.
- 1:26:56[SPEAKER_16]: You'd have enough money to pay for good therapy afterwards, though.
- 1:26:58[SPEAKER_15]: Now you wouldn't, I don't know if you would.
- 1:27:00[SPEAKER_15]: You know what therapy can do, coop is unfuck your butt.
- 1:27:03[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
- 1:27:04[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I'm just worried.
- 1:27:06[SPEAKER_03]: Therapist will tell you that, yeah.
- 1:27:07[SPEAKER_03]: I just, I would be very worried to have a child out of my dick, you know.
- 1:27:13[SPEAKER_17]: If, if she's saying it's possible, yeah, I'd give that a go versus the other one.
- 1:27:17[SPEAKER_17]: Could I have a C-section?
- 1:27:19[SPEAKER_17]: No, no, you can't.
- 1:27:20[SPEAKER_17]: You're going to have it out of your dick.
- 1:27:21[SPEAKER_17]: That's the whole thing.
- 1:27:22[SPEAKER_17]: You're right.
- 1:27:23[SPEAKER_17]: Unless you want to give your dick a C-section all out of that.
- 1:27:25[SPEAKER_03]: You could get rich, but you'd be rich because you had sex with a bunch of male aliens.
- 1:27:30[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I wouldn't want it because everybody's going to know she said.
- 1:27:35[SPEAKER_17]: I'd rather have the alien out of my dick.
- 1:27:37[SPEAKER_17]: Fair.
- 1:27:37[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, that's probably like passing a stone or something like a measure dancer, I'd say.
- 1:27:41[SPEAKER_16]: I know how big is the alien baby because I mean, some women.
- 1:27:45[SPEAKER_15]: rip when they give birth to an normal size baby and that's coming out of a hole it's meant for it oh yeah yeah so that I think afterward your dick's gonna be looking like an exploded it's like a flower like yeah like a sunflower some of that some people could use it extra girth you know we could the positives of it um yeah i would have full it would look like a mushroomed bullet yeah exactly that's what it would look like and then you know um you got to ask yourself we're gonna do without for the rest of your life so i i think the
- 1:28:15[SPEAKER_15]: The real question, if you want to reduce it is, would you let a bunch of alien dudes fuck you for millions of dollars, or would you lose the chance to ever have sex again at all for the chance to have sex with one of the hottest girls you've ever seen?
- 1:28:39[SPEAKER_15]: That seems like a no-brainer to me.
- 1:28:42[SPEAKER_15]: I would not stop.
- 1:28:44[SPEAKER_15]: There's no way I would give my dick up.
- 1:28:47[SPEAKER_17]: I know what he's saying.
- 1:28:47[SPEAKER_17]: Anything in your dick's not going to be able to put beyond.
- 1:28:49[SPEAKER_15]: I would spend millions of dollars on fucking ruffies and ruffie myself.
- 1:28:54[SPEAKER_15]: So much that I forgot that any of that should happen.
- 1:28:56[SPEAKER_15]: Who cares?
- 1:28:57[SPEAKER_17]: But would that be your case with?
- 1:28:59[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, everybody else would know.
- 1:29:00[SPEAKER_15]: They would know.
- 1:29:01[SPEAKER_15]: I would change my fucking identity then.
- 1:29:02[SPEAKER_15]: I would.
- 1:29:03[SPEAKER_15]: There's, you know, there's.
- 1:29:05[SPEAKER_15]: Everything from the get and raped thing is a solvable problem.
- 1:29:11[SPEAKER_15]: Nothing about your mushroomed dick.
- 1:29:14[SPEAKER_15]: Your exploded dick is solvable.
- 1:29:17[SPEAKER_15]: Unless they're surgery.
- 1:29:21[SPEAKER_15]: Now that's the other part of it.
- 1:29:23[SPEAKER_15]: I get an alien baby that's mine.
- 1:29:26[SPEAKER_15]: Plus I get a fucking brand new pristine cock.
- 1:29:30[SPEAKER_15]: One surgery gets there.
- 1:29:31[SPEAKER_15]: This is also a no-brainer.
- 1:29:32[SPEAKER_15]: I just don't think it is yet.
- 1:29:34[SPEAKER_15]: Once you can get your fucking dick replace with a sweet-ass new dick.
- 1:29:39[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah, no.
- 1:29:40[SPEAKER_15]: I mean, I might do that anyways.
- 1:29:43[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 1:29:43[SPEAKER_15]: Get about the whole alien thing.
- 1:29:44[SPEAKER_15]: But I do want an alien baby.
- 1:29:46[SPEAKER_15]: That would be fucking sweet.
- 1:29:48[SPEAKER_15]: You're telling me you've got an alien baby and you can't still make millions of dollars.
- 1:29:53[SPEAKER_15]: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
- 1:30:17[SPEAKER_17]: And you're rich.
- 1:30:19[SPEAKER_17]: Uh, what do we got up next?
- 1:30:20[SPEAKER_17]: Got that one on weird tangent.
- 1:30:22[SPEAKER_15]: That was it actually.
- 1:30:22[SPEAKER_15]: That was the last one.
- 1:30:23[SPEAKER_15]: I wanted it to end weird today.
- 1:30:25[SPEAKER_15]: But I think, um, yeah, I think that's a, I think it's a healthy exercise.
- 1:30:31[SPEAKER_15]: Would you rather, um, and how much you re-align your priorities?
- 1:30:35[SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
- 1:30:35[SPEAKER_15]: Your priority to fuck one hot girl than have your dick explode, or are you so homophobic?
- 1:30:40[SPEAKER_15]: You won't let a couple of alien dudes fuck your butt.
- 1:30:43[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, I am that, and that's the one I'm that I am.
- 1:30:46[SPEAKER_17]: I wouldn't let that happen.
- 1:30:48[SPEAKER_17]: Okay, doesn't fall on the 18%?
- 1:30:49[SPEAKER_17]: No, no, that's not it, that's not it, no.
- 1:30:52[SPEAKER_17]: It's gonna be like a Brad Pitt or somebody.
- 1:30:55[SPEAKER_17]: I'm looking at a couple of your messages here.
- 1:30:56[SPEAKER_17]: Okay, so you write, let's do the on Friday then.
- 1:30:59[SPEAKER_17]: Let's do the Friday night show that goes in a Sunday night and we'll do that is the pre-production show for the election.
- 1:31:06[SPEAKER_17]: That way they really don't take away fake news next week on Monday, we won't.
- 1:31:10[SPEAKER_17]: But I take what?
- 1:31:11[SPEAKER_17]: tune in to Patreon on Friday and we'll go live with that so you guys can see it first.
- 1:31:16[SPEAKER_17]: We've been doing these Friday shows on Patreon first.
- 1:31:19[SPEAKER_17]: So tune in to that on Friday.
- 1:31:21[SPEAKER_17]: I think it's an excellent suggestion.
- 1:31:22[SPEAKER_17]: And then yeah, fake news will still be fake news next Monday.
- 1:31:25[SPEAKER_17]: So we'll give you those predictions then.
- 1:31:26[SPEAKER_17]: Then I'll also give you a day to kind of figure out what you're going to do.
- 1:31:30[SPEAKER_17]: uh... with that as far as predictions go uh... on that market's uh... now's the point of show we get to the drinking bro of the week you get submit at drinking bros dot com uh... bro box is on fire right now actually sold out of it last month and uh... you had to fly cammer shirts of their merch stores stocked uh... stocked up everywhere i ordered a paper for per pew
- 1:31:59[SPEAKER_17]: You're going to want it either way.
- 1:32:01[SPEAKER_17]: I mean, it did tactically go through a high ranking official and I like that.
- 1:32:08[SPEAKER_17]: I like that.
- 1:32:09[SPEAKER_17]: We didn't get to see it, but hopefully there'll be some streamer.
- 1:32:13[SPEAKER_17]: We're able to feed later.
- 1:32:14[SPEAKER_17]: We got drinking bro's phone cases, citizen, crime corner merch, all that stuff is up there.
- 1:32:22[SPEAKER_17]: You can also submit on the app.
- 1:32:24[SPEAKER_17]: drinking bros app is free on iPhones and androids this one is going out to Jason Rauh actually from breaking Benjamin I know yeah yes so dude we've been friends with Jason for a very long time in the show not only just on the show you know obviously he's been on it but but in real life and we're all like homies in real life who just call each other
- 1:32:52[SPEAKER_17]: and they're doing a sent me an excellent new song that I'm going to release next year.
- 1:32:57[SPEAKER_17]: They're doing a music video for it, but some...
- 1:33:01[SPEAKER_17]: uh... he gave a listener free tickets and apparently like listeners who've been hitting him up do it is just been given him free tickets to the shows their fucking sold out do it everywhere uh... every where those guys travel and uh... yeah so uh... cheers to you jason this is awesome this is like the fourth person i've heard this from so yet we really appreciate it man it's super fucking cool and it's fun when guests come on that you know later become friends we
- 1:33:29[SPEAKER_17]: It's coming on the show?
- 1:33:30[SPEAKER_17]: Is that it?
- 1:33:31[SPEAKER_15]: I wasn't before he came on the show.
- 1:33:32[SPEAKER_15]: I haven't known him since, uh...
- 1:33:37[SPEAKER_15]: like early 20, almost 10 years now, early 2017.
- 1:33:40[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, pop them up there.
- 1:33:41[SPEAKER_17]: Go out and support them and see them.
- 1:33:42[SPEAKER_17]: They're killing it right now.
- 1:33:43[SPEAKER_17]: Good, different hair now, and a shorter beard.
- 1:33:47[SPEAKER_17]: Yeah, but they're killing it on tour right now.
- 1:33:50[SPEAKER_17]: And shit, dude.
- 1:33:52[SPEAKER_17]: I think they're coming to Raleigh on like Thursday, Seth.
- 1:33:55[SPEAKER_17]: But yeah, either way, man, Jason, it's super cool what you're doing, dude.
- 1:33:59[SPEAKER_17]: And, you know, a couple times, if he's able to, he's even popped out and fucking,
- 1:34:05[SPEAKER_17]: took a picture of them in the crowd shit.
- 1:34:06[SPEAKER_17]: So I love hearing stories like this and you love hearing people that are just real dudes.
- 1:34:12[SPEAKER_17]: He's one of them and that I can promise you.
- 1:34:14[SPEAKER_17]: And yeah, he's done this like three or four times.
- 1:34:16[SPEAKER_17]: So yeah, cheers to you Jason.
- 1:34:18[SPEAKER_17]: That's rad.
- 1:34:19[SPEAKER_17]: But he said everywhere he goes.
- 1:34:21[SPEAKER_17]: He's like drinking bros, we'll scream it out and and it's great to hear and because it's crazy how a little podcast can kind of bring you some new fans and all that
- 1:34:31[SPEAKER_17]: And I'm like, yeah, man, I'm still stunned at this day.
- 1:34:34[SPEAKER_17]: So Charles Zeller was there last week, and some other Florida drink of rose.
- 1:34:42[SPEAKER_17]: If gave Charles some tickets.
- 1:34:44[SPEAKER_17]: And so, yeah dude, that's just Jason, man.
- 1:34:47[SPEAKER_17]: He's a fucking awesome guy.
- 1:34:49[SPEAKER_17]: And if you haven't seen Breaking Benjamin and Concert, they're fantastic.
- 1:34:52[SPEAKER_17]: And we were talking about the, I was asking him about the nostalgia thing that's going on right now and I go.
- 1:34:57[SPEAKER_17]: Said involving you guys soon he goes, oh yeah, because it took its sales and all that other stuff has never been better at me on Because people have a nostalgia for old great music man, and it's all coming back.
- 1:35:08[SPEAKER_17]: So congratulations man That's awesome to hear and he's a great person couldn't have a new nicer dude.
- 1:35:14[SPEAKER_17]: So cheers Yeah, that one I 100% agree with
- 1:35:18[SPEAKER_17]: way to go guys.
- 1:35:19[SPEAKER_17]: Appreciate you tune in, go to iTunes, right?
- 1:35:22[SPEAKER_17]: The show of five star and leave a quick review.
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