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Whackhead Prank: Pay your account! · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Break stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 2: Crank from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to k FM Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to preface this by saying everybody needs
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: a friend like this. Everybody needs a friend like this.
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  Speaker 1: Lady who reported her a friend, I'd say at minimum, colleague.
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  Speaker 1: So she's got a her friend has got an outstanding
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  Speaker 1: wool Worth account. Okay, which I'm sure is a very
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: common problem right now. WOOLLI specifically woollis woollis woollis. I
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  Speaker 1: don't mean specifically for everybody, but I mean for this
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  Speaker 1: break right, So outstanding Wooly's accounts, So to give me
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  Speaker 1: all the detail in you. But the thing is, I
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  Speaker 1: love the friends enjoyment of this as it's unfolding. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so look the rest of the dar in here. Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: She's quite a short little check, but she's there.
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  Speaker 1: My name is John Shember. I'm calling you from Woolworth's finance. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's regarding your outstanding account.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't got time to talk now, I'm quite busy.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, we've noticed account hasn't been paid for this month,
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  Speaker 1: yet you continue to buy on the account.
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  Speaker 2: No, that'd actually.
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  Speaker 1: Member of the transaction recorded last Thursday for.
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  Speaker 2: A packet of strawberries.
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  Speaker 1: The account is unpaid, yet you still buy.
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  Speaker 2: So what is your problem with that?
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  Speaker 1: It's disgraceful, man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's your problem. That's your opinion. So what I
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  Speaker 2: suggest you do is maybe some people that have been
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  Speaker 2: out standing for quite a while and not for a
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  Speaker 2: panet of strawberries, thank you very much to buy.
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  Speaker 1: Meme, hold on, hold on?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, she must be so speaks.
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  Speaker 1: I wish you wouldn't be so rude.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you that I'm too busy and
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: with I'm rude or not as none of your business.
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  Speaker 2: If you can't give me the facts and the figures,
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  Speaker 2: then going by the finding me.
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  Speaker 1: You've got the figures. Why all I'm telling you is
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  Speaker 1: your account is over due, you still go and you
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  Speaker 1: buy strawberry problem not your problem, No, it is my problem.
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  Speaker 1: You're buying from my company and you're not paying from
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  Speaker 1: your company.
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  Speaker 2: Please don't waste my time. I'm tried to do my job.
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  Speaker 1: I an employee would okay, ma'am, when can you return
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  Speaker 1: the strawberries?
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  Speaker 2: Please? Strawberries? Yes, you know, why don't you put a
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  Speaker 2: strawberry off your and strove serious.
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  Speaker 1: This is disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you're discussing a resume at work being working out
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  Speaker 2: a second planet of strawberry.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'am stopping, chicky?
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  Speaker 2: When did you become my mother?
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  Speaker 1: If I was your mother, I would have taught you
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  Speaker 1: to pay your bills on time.
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  Speaker 2: Well if you get money, fend people that I am
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  Speaker 2: standing for closing accounts, not a freaking tubble of strawberries.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just tell you that wool words.
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  Speaker 2: Strawbery, It is er strawberries, It is er.
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  Speaker 1: Scuse me if it.
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  Speaker 3: Is your miss No, d I'm not standing on my account.
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  Speaker 1: You are. I'm not telling you the details.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you because you don't have a freaking clue.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you over you and you are not
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  Speaker 1: allowed to buy strawberries normal.
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: You know you take your strawberry at your home. Okayiant
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe she's.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. Can we resolve this nicely? Please? Okay for that attitude,
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  Speaker 1: You're not even allowed to buy strawberry ice cream of
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  Speaker 1: strawberry yoga, to even know strawberry true sweets.
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  Speaker 2: On my account?
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  Speaker 1: When can you retain the strawberries?
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not returning anything like harassing me over a panet
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  Speaker 2: of stalk.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to speak to my supervisor, I'll.
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  Speaker 2: Speak to your supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, Is this the lady with the strawberries?
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  Speaker 2: He no, no, no, I have a name.
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  Speaker 1: I am not the lady with the well. In our
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  Speaker 1: call center at the moment, you are known as Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: nor Da No, okay, this is actually Wicked Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: You wicked Strawberry.
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  Speaker 1: Let me introduce you to turn your mother.
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  Speaker 2: You are Strawberry. I'm scared. I'm going home. I'm coming
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  Speaker 2: over your anymore.